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00:02:12.200 But if you put George Clooney up against KSI and said, yo, move more units of your next work, KSI is going to destroy it.

00:02:23.540 Can I tell you why?

00:02:24.320 Absolutely.

00:02:24.660 And bro, bro

00:02:26.180 Do you hear what I'm saying?

00:02:28.960 That is crazy

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00:02:39.020 I feel like we haven't done this forever

00:02:41.980 It does feel like it's been a while

00:02:43.300 And it's late

00:02:44.040 It's almost 8pm Pacific Standard Time

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00:02:58.700 the audio and the video let's hope it works welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast

00:03:02.380 in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing yeah there we go back in

00:03:08.320 another episode it is late if we're low energy i'm gonna be honest we're actually not gonna be

00:03:12.540 low energy i realize when we're sitting here us three the trio there's a lot of synergy so what's

00:03:17.700 going on boys what do you want to talk about this thing's happening in the world you just got back

00:03:21.580 From a trip

00:03:22.160 Are we talking about that

00:03:23.180 Nope

00:03:23.500 Okay 1.00

00:03:23.980 I almost killed my dad

00:03:26.600 In a VR game today

00:03:27.620 That was

00:03:28.000 Virtual reality

00:03:29.020 Yep

00:03:29.340 Has the audience met your dad

00:03:30.940 Who is by the way

00:03:31.940 Not Italian 0.99

00:03:32.600 Although every time 1.00

00:03:33.400 I mean he's sitting 1.00

00:03:34.500 Like he's Italian 1.00

00:03:35.140 It looks like he just 1.00

00:03:35.760 Killed three people

00:03:36.840 And he's calm about it 0.64

00:03:37.960 He's smiling

00:03:39.100 He's gonna wave

00:03:39.940 The peace sign

00:03:40.940 Kind of wants to throw up

00:03:41.660 A middle finger

00:03:42.320 And 0.95

00:03:42.700 You almost killed me

00:03:43.740 Did you see the sausage fingers 1.00

00:03:45.100 That shit used to 1.00

00:03:46.420 Smack me in the face 1.00

00:03:47.300 That hand is a gruesome hand 1.00

00:03:48.920 Thick hands

00:03:49.520 Thick hands

00:03:50.280 Fantastic

00:03:50.880 Yeah, we were playing zombies

00:03:52.760 And he's all

00:03:53.520 You guys, you've done the VR thing

00:03:54.700 Oh yeah

00:03:55.160 And so he's like into it

00:03:56.140 He's really into it

00:03:56.820 And so I thought it'd be funny

00:03:57.780 If I touch him

00:03:58.840 At the right time

00:04:00.460 That the zombie was coming at him

00:04:01.600 Yeah 0.99

00:04:01.840 And he fucking threw himself back 1.00

00:04:04.280 And flew into a bunch of shit 1.00

00:04:06.080 And I thought I killed my father 1.00

00:04:07.140 Yeah, I saw it

00:04:07.920 He took a tumble

00:04:08.840 He took a tumble

00:04:09.640 It was bad

00:04:10.260 Yeah, you can't be doing like that 1.00

00:04:11.700 With older men

00:04:12.600 Yeah, he's like 94

00:04:13.660 95

00:04:14.340 How old are you?

00:04:15.900 67

00:04:16.340 Hey, by the way

00:04:19.820 His name is George Janko, too.

00:04:21.480 I'm a junior.

00:04:22.060 That's George Sr.

00:04:23.280 But, yeah, bro, if my dad took a tumble like that,

00:04:26.660 I'm not sure he'd be all right.

00:04:28.720 He's got enough things going on at the ranch.

00:04:31.620 He's burning his legs and stuff and getting stung in the face by bees.

00:04:35.300 His face was swollen.

00:04:36.380 Why was his face swollen?

00:04:37.300 I think he's allergic to something.

00:04:38.880 I don't know.

00:04:39.340 Just the ranch?

00:04:39.960 Didn't a gas canister explode one time and almost blow his leg out?

00:04:44.600 Why does he run in this?

00:04:45.500 Is ranch life like being back in the 1800s?

00:04:48.980 like there's a lot of like has he had dysentery i think he had a poor case of gangrene what what's

00:04:55.460 going on up there there's no there's no one to take care of you bro he's sitting in the middle

00:04:59.060 of a mountain basin and the nearest hospital is man i don't even think there is a hospital

00:05:04.820 anywhere but does his location make uh flammables more combustible like why does that help blow him

00:05:11.640 up more do you know what i'm saying do you know what i'm saying yeah yeah i don't i don't know

00:05:15.120 Similar to me, and I probably got this from him, GP's a little injury prone.

00:05:20.000 Like, you know, I always hurt myself.

00:05:22.820 You're a magnet to it.

00:05:23.900 Bro, look at my arm. 1.00

00:05:25.000 This is from a fucking Pokemon card. 1.00

00:05:27.400 Can't believe that. 1.00

00:05:28.440 No, it's not from a Pokemon card.

00:05:29.940 You know why?

00:05:30.360 Because the Pokemon card didn't pick up a knife and stab you.

00:05:32.860 What happens is you looked at a perfectly good glass and punched right through it.

00:05:38.320 Bro, I was trying to be funny.

00:05:40.500 You know, I take it to the next, next level for content.

00:05:43.680 And I was like, how funny would it be if I found out this Pikachu illustrator, by the way, the most expensive car in the world, $2 million on eBay, one is listed for it right now.

00:05:51.880 What I found out, it was fake because I had just picked it up from this kid.

00:05:55.620 I knew it was fake, but I thought it'd be a funny bit.

00:05:58.640 So, you know, I peeled it in half.

00:06:00.560 It was like a post-it sticker.

00:06:01.940 And then I went to go punch this window, okay?

00:06:04.900 And here's the problem because I actually talked to my dad about this.

00:06:08.200 I punched this window and I did it like a boxing punch.

00:06:11.360 I went in and out.

00:06:12.200 You're not supposed to do that

00:06:14.160 My dad yelled

00:06:14.840 He's like 1.00

00:06:15.140 You're an idiot Logan 1.00

00:06:16.000 You gotta go fast in 1.00

00:06:17.520 And slow out

00:06:18.560 Like he's done it before

00:06:19.580 Ready

00:06:19.960 You go fast in

00:06:21.000 If anyone's gonna break a window

00:06:21.840 Fast in

00:06:22.920 And then slow out

00:06:24.720 Cause this one on my wrist

00:06:25.960 Are you guys talking about

00:06:26.360 Punching a glass 0.98

00:06:27.120 Or having sex for the first time 0.99

00:06:28.260 Both 0.98

00:06:28.680 This one on my wrist

00:06:30.320 Four stitches here

00:06:32.100 This one was from

00:06:33.060 On the way out

00:06:33.840 And the five stitches here

00:06:35.460 Were on the way in

00:06:36.900 Probably actually don't

00:06:38.320 Don't break windows

00:06:38.700 How did you know that

00:06:39.320 Did you like watch something back

00:06:40.760 I watched it in slow motion

00:06:41.900 And you know what's the worst part about it dude

00:06:44.600 Before I did it

00:06:46.660 I knew what was gonna happen

00:06:50.100 I saw you wrap up your hand

00:06:51.220 He tried to take the necessary precautions

00:06:52.840 But he only wrapped his fist

00:06:54.660 If you had wrapped a little bit lower

00:06:56.360 You might have not had that happen

00:06:57.880 You hit yourself in a very dangerous spot

00:06:59.540 Bro you might not have recognized this

00:07:02.220 But I was a little bit panicky

00:07:04.940 I noticed

00:07:06.420 Whose night do you think got ruined more

00:07:08.740 I was upstairs

00:07:09.900 Doing the most important thing in my entire life

00:07:13.040 The only thing I care about nowadays

00:07:14.860 Dropping into Verdansk to save the world 1.00

00:07:17.440 From commie bastards 1.00

00:07:18.900 Who are trying to take over my war zone 1.00

00:07:21.260 I had my MP5

00:07:22.560 I was with my squad

00:07:23.460 Things were going so well

00:07:24.540 All of a sudden 1.00

00:07:25.540 Droplet McBloodstein comes through my door like 0.98

00:07:28.860 Help! Help! Help! 0.92

00:07:30.600 I haven't seen that much blood exit my body in a while

00:07:33.000 And from my forearm

00:07:35.040 I said this can't be good

00:07:37.220 Do you remember what I said to you when you got me?

00:07:39.360 I go

00:07:39.940 Just hold on

00:07:40.800 After this game

00:07:41.380 I go

00:07:42.120 Yo Mike

00:07:42.860 I don't think this one can wait

00:07:44.140 Bro I'm bleeding out

00:07:45.000 And there's blood droplets

00:07:46.260 All over the house

00:07:46.960 David gets home

00:07:47.700 No one gave him context

00:07:48.960 Steps in blood

00:07:51.020 He goes

00:07:51.400 So much

00:07:52.080 Yeah he showed up

00:07:53.380 There's just blood

00:07:53.940 All over the house

00:07:54.640 It was scary

00:07:55.200 He goes Amaro was mad this time

00:07:56.640 And yo

00:07:57.040 Yo this is another

00:07:58.280 Prime example

00:07:59.140 Of like

00:07:59.880 Man 1.00

00:08:00.300 I hate the shit 1.00

00:08:02.100 On the people 1.00

00:08:02.500 Who take care of me

00:08:03.260 But

00:08:03.520 Maybe it's the hospital

00:08:05.200 I went to

00:08:05.640 The healthcare system

00:08:06.700 Needs

00:08:07.480 An update

00:08:08.840 work or something we get there and there's like a cheetah in in the one of the rooms 0.94

00:08:12.700 i'm like what the fuck is that they're like oh that's an elderly lady she just got transferred 0.94

00:08:18.860 here it was scary she's quite agitated i go you don't say 0.99

00:08:21.720 they come up they come up to me the guy with a mask then another mask then another mask i don't

00:08:29.100 even know how this guy saw his way around the department he comes up to me goes sir i do have 0.97

00:08:33.560 to let you know you won't be able to join your friend in here with this hyena in here i go say

00:08:39.740 less bro ran out the front door best news of his life and by the way i'm not a selfish friend i'm

00:08:45.080 sure i'm bleeding not i'm possibly gonna die but i'm not gonna make my friend not play war zone

00:08:48.640 with me you know he drove me to the hospital he went full dad mode he stopped his day and it was

00:08:52.900 he took care of me but yeah the doctor's stitching me up and i knew right away i was like this dude 0.76

00:08:57.400 has no idea what he's doing yeah because that looks fucking gross bro um it actually here if 0.67

00:09:02.260 you want to pop it it doesn't look horrible no the day you came back it was like it looked like 0.97

00:09:06.620 this it looked like he stitched it up right bro he didn't line it up right they they so you spray

00:09:12.640 saline in open wounds saline cleans it out and it he numbed it and uh then he put saline in it

00:09:18.440 this man is standing there for 10 minutes just pouring saline into both of my wounds

00:09:23.840 and then he's stitching it up and uh you know in the background

00:09:27.500 and uh another lady comes in and she's like doctor the uh the doctor who brought that lady

00:09:35.120 and is on the phone he's like i will be right back and he leaves he leaves i'm sorry he leaves

00:09:40.880 me what did he can i ask you did he put a pin in it was he like and then he's like i'll be right

00:09:45.060 back bro he's halfway done and i'm sitting here bleeding he just leaves what if he just like gave

00:09:52.500 I was like how did y'all get that wolf

00:09:56.520 In this hospital

00:09:57.700 Evidently she was 0.97

00:10:00.580 More important than me apparently old people 1.00

00:10:02.520 There's a term for it 1.00

00:10:04.960 When they get transferred they get

00:10:06.660 Pissed sometimes

00:10:08.040 It has to do with the change of location

00:10:10.960 They get so used

00:10:12.880 To one spot

00:10:14.620 I went through that with my grandfather

00:10:15.980 And he would be in his recliner

00:10:17.740 They spend 24 hours a day in the recliner

00:10:20.080 But why do they do that?

00:10:22.940 It's like a location shock of some sort

00:10:25.180 There's a name for it 0.98

00:10:25.880 Some nurse watching this knows exactly what we're talking about 1.00

00:10:29.460 Run me through this

00:10:30.420 Why does he spend all day in the recliner?

00:10:33.860 A number of reasons

00:10:34.860 Could be they're overly tired

00:10:37.960 Fatigued 1.00

00:10:38.940 Doesn't have it in him anymore 1.00

00:10:40.100 So how can this lady scream for three hours straight 1.00

00:10:42.740 Like it's no big deal 1.00

00:10:44.040 Because she saved up so much energy

00:10:46.180 Over the years

00:10:47.280 That she just let it all out

00:10:49.960 that one night at the hospital multiple years worth of energy and then also bro like i don't

00:10:55.700 know i don't know i i'm i'm not i'm not satisfied with like health in america right now well we

00:11:01.260 know that we know it's a disaster it's always a disaster uh trisha was with me for those of you

00:11:07.540 guys don't know who trisha is she's our best friend from arizona she was visiting here last

00:11:10.740 year and she took me to urgent care once and the i'm not exaggerating took the band-aid off of me 0.98

00:11:16.100 and put it on the table

00:11:18.400 right next to a band-aid

00:11:19.760 that was bloody

00:11:20.340 that did not come from me.

00:11:21.800 I was like,

00:11:22.360 oh, this guy's collecting band-aids

00:11:23.720 right now.

00:11:24.040 This is gross.

00:11:25.740 That's why Dani mentioned to me. 1.00

00:11:27.120 She's like,

00:11:27.460 there's a reason.

00:11:28.020 It's called practicing medicine.

00:11:29.180 We're still very much practicing.

00:11:31.020 And here's the thing.

00:11:32.140 We're the test subjects, bro.

00:11:35.100 We're the guinea pigs.

00:11:35.960 I don't want to go about that.

00:11:39.400 You know why?

00:11:39.780 Because this is a very popular podcast.

00:11:41.680 I took my dad to dinner

00:11:42.620 and every two seconds

00:11:43.460 people are congratulating me

00:11:44.480 about being on the podcast. 0.96

00:11:45.120 I don't want to be that dickhead in the emergency room 0.99

00:11:47.000 I need help 0.98

00:11:48.220 There's nothing wrong with the people

00:11:51.920 There's nothing wrong with the people that are practicing

00:11:53.900 The people are incredible

00:11:55.000 The first responders, the doctors, the nurses

00:11:56.720 They're all tip top shape

00:11:58.260 The issue is that there's a lack of funding

00:12:00.360 Which creates an understaffing problem

00:12:04.280 At the hospital

00:12:04.820 There's problems with the technology

00:12:06.220 I'm going to choke on my gum right now

00:12:08.760 It's old software, old tech

00:12:12.040 The issue is just that there's a lack of funding

00:12:14.520 because as opposed to buying more machines for the icu more ventilators we clearly need more b2 0.96

00:12:21.760 bombers bro we need to have so many b2 fucking bombers that it doesn't matter what happens to 0.97

00:12:29.360 you what hospital you go to you can go in with a broken arm and they'll say we can't help you with 1.00

00:12:35.180 that but we could bomb the shit out of iran right now like that's the that's like what our country 1.00

00:12:39.940 is focused on this sick, sad fucking truth. 1.00

00:12:42.260 Bro, you have to understand, 1.00

00:12:43.000 I used to live at these places.

00:12:45.640 I used to live at the hospital.

00:12:47.500 I used to spend months at a time there

00:12:49.900 in ICU, out of ICU, back to ICU.

00:12:52.680 I used to be there all the time

00:12:53.340 and the people are great,

00:12:54.380 but just unfortunately-

00:12:55.600 Sometimes, I gotta put an asterisk in it.

00:12:58.400 Bro, sometimes you have that ace.

00:13:02.160 I'm doing that thing 1.00

00:13:03.020 where the minority is becoming the majority.

00:13:05.160 The majority of people working in hospitals

00:13:06.820 are fantastic,

00:13:07.740 but there's no reason

00:13:08.640 I should have been left to die

00:13:10.160 For a phone call

00:13:11.260 While he's halfway through

00:13:12.320 Stitching me up

00:13:13.140 Well probably

00:13:13.680 Because you weren't going to die

00:13:14.920 Maybe what he said

00:13:16.700 Probably because you weren't going to die

00:13:18.000 You had a small cut on your arm

00:13:19.600 Nothing was happening

00:13:20.800 The first thing I asked

00:13:22.440 When I got in there

00:13:23.120 I said Doc

00:13:23.740 Is there a chance I bleed out

00:13:24.780 I was with you

00:13:25.940 He goes with that

00:13:27.140 I was like yeah

00:13:27.760 He goes no

00:13:28.680 They probably were working on this

00:13:30.140 But I don't trust him

00:13:30.960 I felt

00:13:31.660 You know

00:13:32.800 Like I was getting

00:13:33.320 A little light headed

00:13:34.300 It's scary

00:13:35.560 No it's scary

00:13:36.480 You should

00:13:37.020 You should try having

00:13:37.800 like an actual like severe injury the last time i got my ventral hernia surgery you know the time

00:13:43.940 out last time like you've had multiple because i have because i had my spleen removed here we go

00:13:48.780 the book chapter three then my intestines tangled they to go back in through the same wound and then

00:13:54.860 like eight years later the uh muscle tissue that they had stitched back together broke up and one

00:14:00.420 day i was at the gym doing sit-ups and i kept seeing this thing popping out of my stomach and

00:14:05.540 i was like what the fuck is that and they were like it's your intestine your intestine is not 0.88

00:14:10.680 being held in by your your wall anymore your muscles in your stomach sure and so they went in 0.99

00:14:16.140 and they put a piece of mesh over and sutured me back you got mesh in your body i have mesh in my

00:14:21.320 body and my stomach and what happened was mike the mesh man the the the blood and pus from the

00:14:26.480 surgery that was good leaked through the mesh and stored into a small pregnancy on my stomach we

00:14:32.920 We called it Trisha. 0.99

00:14:34.060 I shit you not. 0.99

00:14:34.820 My whole family knows it's baby Trish. 0.99

00:14:37.360 And I was in Easter church one year.

00:14:39.240 This was in 2013 with a massive blood and pus filled baby in my stomach.

00:14:47.780 And I went to the hospital.

00:14:48.700 I'm like, hey, guys, I'm with child.

00:14:51.680 I'm bearing.

00:14:52.520 I'm bearing child here.

00:14:53.700 You need to help me.

00:14:54.800 And, bro, they're overloaded.

00:14:56.960 They've got a million people.

00:14:57.960 And finally, the doctor lets me, and he's like, oh, I've seen this one before.

00:15:01.440 He could have been smoking a cigar.

00:15:02.920 I'm like, Doc, whatever you're about to do, I feel like I should film it.

00:15:06.220 And he's like, go ahead.

00:15:07.120 You can send it to me.

00:15:07.820 I can teach my class with it back at Yale, New Haven or whatever. 1.00

00:15:10.980 He takes a needle, a giant needle, and goes, and sticks it inside of this fucking baby. 1.00

00:15:18.020 How far did he reach back? 1.00

00:15:20.420 Way back.

00:15:21.700 He was like this.

00:15:22.700 And I swear for a second I heard, like haunting music. 0.95

00:15:27.920 and he just goes like that and just starts sucking this black brown pus liquid out of my stomach

00:15:35.040 into the tube and you see the baby um deflating like my stomach goes like this and he's like

00:15:40.500 all right you're all done literally a week later it refilled then a little bit less then a little

00:15:44.360 bit less i had to go and get it drained like oh my god so what i'm saying is even though you had

00:15:48.400 a bad boo-boo there's there's even worse cases and then you go that's not even bad when he was

00:15:53.440 sticking that thing in me i'm like you know somebody around the corners on their last breath

00:15:57.060 after a car accident or whatever so these all i'm getting as this over understaffed overworked

00:16:02.860 shout out to all the first responders nurses doctors out there who are working against all 0.59

00:16:06.100 odds to keep people fucking alive because you saved my life not a number of times yeah seeing 0.89

00:16:10.660 the inside of your body is not uh not fun i i i highly dislike it you saw we open the cut make a 0.99

00:16:16.920 talk that's what i said white tissue just i'm looking at my muscle on my ass that's that's 0.98

00:16:21.680 fantastic but i do appreciate you naming your abnormalities i mean who doesn't do that you 0.98

00:16:26.900 You got a mole in some peculiar spot on your body.

00:16:31.180 Mr. Mushy.

00:16:33.100 Don't act like you don't do this.

00:16:34.620 Everyone does this.

00:16:36.120 You got like a thing and then you give it a name.

00:16:37.720 I'm going to be quite honest with you guys. 1.00

00:16:39.280 You're fucking gross. 1.00

00:16:40.300 Both of you guys are gross. 1.00

00:16:41.700 Keep both of your girlfriends very close to you. 1.00

00:16:43.960 Do not let them escape.

00:16:44.620 They give them the names. 0.99

00:16:45.860 The girlfriends are the biggest culprit. 0.96

00:16:48.260 Absolutely. 1.00

00:16:49.420 Girlfriends are always the biggest culprit. 1.00

00:16:51.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:51.820 I keep picturing the sucking out of the brown. 1.00

00:16:54.400 I know there's people cringing. 1.00

00:16:55.440 So I'm gonna like gently

00:16:57.120 Switch the conversation

00:16:59.020 Into like a bad day at work

00:17:00.340 Sure

00:17:00.640 And I was thinking about this

00:17:01.640 Sure

00:17:01.920 We've all had a bad day at work

00:17:03.420 You know

00:17:04.240 Yeah 1.00

00:17:04.860 What the fuck happens 1.00

00:17:06.260 Logan 1.00

00:17:07.040 Logan

00:17:07.720 I feel like you might have more of like a

00:17:10.100 An understanding about this

00:17:11.700 When I'm vlogging

00:17:13.260 And I'm not in the mood

00:17:14.540 There's always a good way to put me in the mood

00:17:16.360 If I drink an energy drink

00:17:17.540 I'm pretty much back in the mood

00:17:18.680 Anything can get me going

00:17:20.040 You know

00:17:20.280 Like a little pep talk

00:17:21.200 Something

00:17:21.440 Sure

00:17:21.740 And we've actually had this conversation

00:17:23.160 Where we motivate each other

00:17:24.000 Yep 1.00

00:17:24.180 What the fuck 0.99

00:17:25.420 Do you do in the octagon 0.99

00:17:28.140 In an MMA mindset

00:17:29.400 When you're not in the mood 0.99

00:17:31.360 To fucking fight this guy 0.99

00:17:32.440 Like you're just having 1.00

00:17:33.720 No day for it

00:17:34.580 You're like

00:17:34.900 I don't want to go to work

00:17:35.820 And this guy's resentful

00:17:37.480 He just wants to 1.00

00:17:38.400 Fucking punch you 1.00

00:17:39.260 Like this guy clocked in 1.00

00:17:40.960 Ready to go

00:17:41.780 And you're just like

00:17:42.580 I don't want to fight you right now

00:17:44.500 That's why fighting is

00:17:45.480 I mean that's

00:17:46.480 It is what it is bro

00:17:47.680 You're in the ring 0.98

00:17:48.240 With someone who wants to murder you

00:17:49.620 And what happens

00:17:50.620 If you don't feel like 0.97

00:17:51.300 Murdering that dude 0.98

00:17:52.060 No you have to 1.00

00:17:53.380 Otherwise you're gonna get beat

00:17:54.240 You know who's very open

00:17:55.180 about this is uh donald cerrone he's he's the last guy who fought conor mcgregor the guy who

00:18:01.020 mcgregor like punched yeah cowboy that was the coolest thing i've ever seen mcgregor used a

00:18:06.520 shoulder blade to knock somebody out who would have thunk thunk conor mcgregor yeah thunk

00:18:11.640 hey don't say anything mushy no but uh he's been vocal about this and uh you know i commend him

00:18:19.320 because a lot of fighters aren't he's like yo there's some days where i am absolutely terrified

00:18:24.360 To step in that ring

00:18:25.340 And it's just not a sport

00:18:26.980 Oh was that the day

00:18:27.680 He was terrified

00:18:28.200 Yeah he said

00:18:28.940 He said he didn't want

00:18:29.820 To be in the ring that day

00:18:30.680 Or the octagon that day

00:18:31.580 Because of Conor McGregor

00:18:32.820 Or because

00:18:33.260 Who knows

00:18:33.820 Can I ask you something

00:18:34.540 Does it ever always feel like

00:18:35.420 Conor McGregor's always ready 0.99

00:18:36.380 To fucking fight 1.00

00:18:36.940 He beat up an old man 1.00

00:18:38.620 So he's always ready to fight 0.99

00:18:39.860 Oh yeah

00:18:40.120 Oh I saw that video by the way

00:18:41.420 Usually I try to back up

00:18:42.680 Oh my god I can't remember now

00:18:43.780 He offered him a drink

00:18:45.100 And the guy denied the drink

00:18:46.140 So what did he do

00:18:46.800 He threw the drink at him 0.99

00:18:47.700 Smack him in the head 0.99

00:18:48.620 Oh he smacked him in the head 0.99

00:18:49.400 Yeah but you know 1.00

00:18:50.300 You're in Ireland

00:18:50.920 It's Conor McGregor

00:18:51.760 These things happen

00:18:52.460 These things happen

00:18:53.760 I look Irish right now

00:18:55.420 With his beard

00:18:55.980 Full on leprechaun

00:18:57.400 You're not lucky though

00:18:58.560 Bro bro

00:18:59.100 You know what I was thinking about

00:19:00.260 What?

00:19:02.440 You know how people have like a type

00:19:03.760 By the way

00:19:04.060 I started last week

00:19:04.980 I'm almost up to you

00:19:06.060 I caught up pretty quick 0.87

00:19:07.440 That's ridiculous 0.92

00:19:08.340 That's called 1.00

00:19:09.860 Feel this shit 0.99

00:19:10.440 Being Middle Eastern Georgia 0.99

00:19:11.760 I'm a white kid from Ohio 0.58

00:19:13.140 Yeah that's true

00:19:13.900 But yeah

00:19:15.120 You know how people have a type

00:19:16.460 You have a type 0.99

00:19:17.740 For like girls? 1.00

00:19:18.540 Yeah

00:19:18.700 Yeah

00:19:19.340 Right do you have a type?

00:19:20.940 Yeah I do

00:19:21.640 You ain't got no type 1.00

00:19:22.960 Bad bitches are the only thing 1.00

00:19:24.000 Are you talking about 1.00

00:19:24.920 Like

00:19:25.280 I feel like physical

00:19:26.920 Or are you talking mental

00:19:27.920 Like type 1.00

00:19:28.680 What the fuck are you saying 0.99

00:19:30.260 I'm saying there's an aesthetic 1.00

00:19:31.420 If you're at the club

00:19:32.440 With your boys

00:19:33.080 And you're drinking

00:19:33.700 Dapping each other up

00:19:34.620 You're not like 1.00

00:19:34.960 Look at this girl's IQ 1.00

00:19:36.060 Yeah

00:19:36.640 No that's what he said 1.00

00:19:37.600 She's my type 1.00

00:19:38.280 That girl's my type

00:19:39.100 Oh Belle 1.00

00:19:39.600 Belle made me laugh

00:19:40.400 Like hysterically 0.92

00:19:41.160 And I was like 0.95

00:19:41.600 Damn if I close my eyes 0.98

00:19:42.500 No no 0.99

00:19:42.620 Not that

00:19:43.300 Type is generally

00:19:44.500 Referring to physicality

00:19:46.140 That's what I'm saying

00:19:47.100 So it's aesthetics

00:19:48.020 Right

00:19:48.440 Yeah

00:19:48.980 I do have a type

00:19:50.480 Everybody has a type 0.99

00:19:51.200 Do you think you're a girl's type? 1.00

00:19:54.140 Fuck no. 1.00

00:19:54.720 Look-wise? 1.00

00:19:55.420 Yeah.

00:19:55.680 No, no, I'm all vocal.

00:19:58.180 You don't think there's any girl who's like,

00:19:59.820 yo, I prefer short, bearded Middle Eastern men?

00:20:03.000 First of all, I'm average-sized. 0.80

00:20:05.000 I'm an average-sized man, babe, right?

00:20:06.620 I'm about to sit there like, god dang it.

00:20:08.160 I'm five, nine and a half.

00:20:09.560 That's average.

00:20:10.220 Yeah, what did you say, man?

00:20:11.460 Okay.

00:20:12.200 What's this?

00:20:14.980 Really?

00:20:16.580 That's what happens when you fire your production team.

00:20:18.660 So here's my idea about that.

00:20:21.200 um uh weight will always be physique ever always yeah yeah charisma personality yeah yeah every

00:20:29.660 say you could put anybody in the room and i'll fucking i'll shine any single person unless 0.74

00:20:33.200 it's all circumstantial right you could be at a club and it's loud so the first thing to capture 0.96

00:20:39.300 a woman's attention unfortunately might be no i got really good at that too okay yeah well and 0.98

00:20:44.180 also i think it depends on the girl too like there are some girls who are and what they're

00:20:48.800 looking for because there's a lot of girls out there who who want you to be witty and intellectual 0.97

00:20:53.120 and stimulate them you know in this way or that way but then there's a lot of girls out there who 1.00

00:20:57.560 are looking for a six foot three basketball player who drives an aston martin and they don't give a 0.99

00:21:02.160 fuck if you're able to speak yes you cannot even use words yeah you have you have no ability to 0.98

00:21:09.500 speak but they they like you because you're tall is that you know because you can speak but i'm 1.00

00:21:15.200 saying like are you like again mike are you a type bro height listen and you're the tall guy 0.99

00:21:20.660 and a dad you're the tall dad there's a lot of girls out there who fuck with the dads but let's 0.99

00:21:24.660 let's let's let's be honest let's be honest here height is a fucking cheat code i don't care well 0.99

00:21:29.640 i don't care what you say you could be you could be witty but so could somebody else i and and by 0.98

00:21:34.080 the way i'm even short compared to some people i'm not i'm not saying like six three six two and a 0.90

00:21:38.800 half whatever the fuck we are it's like the end all be all because somebody's gonna be towering 0.91

00:21:42.480 over me and who knows i never had a problem with my height ever not once well you got a great beard 0.98

00:21:48.240 and you're hella confident and funny like i'm just really tall laying down so i think that's 0.98

00:21:51.980 where it counts oh the the giant penis yeah your dad teach you that one logan doubted it i had to 0.99

00:21:57.160 whip it at him i've showed you my dick before you used to come into the room all the time and 1.00

00:22:00.520 helicopter your penis it was your go-to i'm surprised he doesn't take off honestly i was 1.00

00:22:05.020 waiting for one day helicopter and just fly off i don't know i i think my i just make people laugh 0.99

00:22:11.280 And also here's one thing that I realized

00:22:13.540 Like if a girl

00:22:15.540 Is only looking at me from like face value 0.63

00:22:17.960 I don't even 1.00

00:22:19.180 Acknowledge that type of woman 0.85

00:22:21.060 Like I don't 1.00

00:22:21.680 Like if that girl's like thinking about your money 1.00

00:22:23.480 Or your status 0.99

00:22:24.100 I used to tell girls when like

00:22:26.220 You know how everybody

00:22:27.600 And it's hard

00:22:28.480 I'm gonna explain this

00:22:29.280 When you go from nobody knowing you

00:22:31.520 Or you're making money off of your own stuff

00:22:33.140 That you wanna do

00:22:33.900 Everybody gets a small moment

00:22:35.920 If it's a long time 0.99

00:22:36.940 Or you get like this dickhead 1.00

00:22:38.460 Like I'm the shit 1.00

00:22:39.340 Sure 0.99

00:22:39.680 Sure

00:22:40.200 Everybody's had it

00:22:41.440 Every single person's had it

00:22:42.560 If it's a week

00:22:43.280 Or if it's three years

00:22:44.280 Yeah it's the window

00:22:45.220 Where you feel significant

00:22:46.320 For the first time in your life

00:22:47.520 Exactly

00:22:48.120 It feels good 1.00

00:22:49.240 My shit got thrown 1.00

00:22:51.640 Out the window immediately 1.00

00:22:52.380 I think I said

00:22:53.000 I think it lasted like a week

00:22:54.060 I said something funny

00:22:54.740 In front of you

00:22:55.200 And you're like

00:22:55.460 Ah humble yourself

00:22:56.260 And I was like okay

00:22:56.920 And then I just stopped 0.99

00:22:57.980 Being like a dickhead 0.97

00:22:58.780 But when I used to go out 0.99

00:23:00.820 I would never tell girls

00:23:02.080 What I did

00:23:02.580 Or use my Instagram

00:23:03.300 Or anything like that

00:23:04.000 I would tell them

00:23:04.440 I was like an Uber driver 1.00

00:23:05.400 Or like fucking 0.99

00:23:06.480 But I feel like nowadays 0.99

00:23:08.140 That might even be

00:23:09.040 more respectable than a uh youtuber to be honest with you true true very true like yo when you go

00:23:15.760 up to a girl and you're like true they're like what do you do for a living you're like

00:23:18.060 oh i'm an author i'm an author i'm an author that's what i do and you're like i'm a boxer

00:23:23.000 baby oh yeah i'm a fighter me the last thing you want to do is be like i'm a youtuber what's going

00:23:28.360 on guys welcome back to the vlog i'm gonna split with that because i'm like i'm not gonna lie when

00:23:33.040 when the google uh changed my status from youtuber to actor or theatrical actor or something like 0.63

00:23:39.380 that i screenshot that and sent that to you guys like fuck yeah this is great yeah but like i'm 0.85

00:23:44.400 gonna say this out loud and hopefully i don't get smited for this but i've been on both sides of 0.95

00:23:48.420 the world i've been i'm an actor now and i'm also a youtuber i have more respect for youtubers

00:23:52.440 bro youtube i'll tell you why they do everything actors i'll tell you why actors to me when i meet

00:23:58.680 them not all of them so don't be taking my words out of context i'm trying to frame this perfectly

00:24:03.720 a lot of actors are theatrically like uh they're different they like to jump into different bodies

00:24:10.440 mindset's different they change their persona a lot professional pretending yes uh and to me

00:24:15.960 that's cool but when i see a creator have something in their mind shoot it edit it figure it out uh

00:24:22.780 post it it's like you're an actor that's cool but you had a hundred people around you make that

00:24:27.740 picture come to life question yes because i i hear what you're saying yes youtubers tend to be

00:24:34.440 maybe more versatile maybe a little more hard-working maybe maybe that maybe a little

00:24:38.700 more adept with with the technology and the world around them but actors especially the good ones

00:24:44.980 yeah are so far advanced in this one category so what do you have more respect for no person who's

00:24:51.220 mastered a craft or the person who's very good at a lot of things so you're putting

00:24:57.460 Two different boxes

00:24:58.420 I'm saying

00:24:58.960 Big YouTuber

00:24:59.980 Big actor

00:25:01.540 So I'm not comparing

00:25:02.940 Like an average YouTuber

00:25:04.160 To an average actor

00:25:04.980 Or we could do that

00:25:05.660 An average actor

00:25:06.400 Goes on auditions right

00:25:07.460 And he's waiting

00:25:08.600 For somebody to say

00:25:09.460 You're casted 0.69

00:25:10.160 Sure 0.69

00:25:10.480 Okay

00:25:10.940 The YouTuber's not waiting

00:25:12.380 For anybody's approval

00:25:13.360 He's going out there

00:25:14.700 And he's pushing

00:25:15.560 Regardless if the room

00:25:16.840 Wants him or not

00:25:17.660 And I have a lot of respect

00:25:18.900 For that

00:25:19.260 Obviously

00:25:19.780 But the problem is

00:25:21.020 That there's a lot of 1.00

00:25:21.740 There's a lot of girls

00:25:22.920 Out there who don't 1.00

00:25:24.220 Understand all the

00:25:25.620 Other parts of

00:25:26.660 Oh wait we were talking about the girl thing

00:25:28.360 No I mean like I'm sorry

00:25:29.960 I was talking about like perspective of like hard working

00:25:32.460 Whatever just let me finish this

00:25:33.960 There's a lot of people out there

00:25:34.980 You're becoming the Sud Guru

00:25:38.280 Yes or no 0.99

00:25:40.740 Yes or no

00:25:42.180 By the way I want to hit that as well

00:25:44.340 You want to hit Sud Guru 1.00

00:25:45.240 You want to have sex with Sud Guru 1.00

00:25:46.660 That's kind of crazy 1.00

00:25:48.920 You're gross 0.93

00:25:49.980 Can we hit that topic or should I finish 0.95

00:25:51.540 There's a lot of people out there who don't understand the 360 degree aspect

00:25:55.040 That is YouTubing

00:25:56.180 And all they see is

00:25:58.140 What's going on today guys

00:25:59.480 Welcome back to my 0.99

00:26:00.380 And they see a dumbass 1.00

00:26:01.800 Holding a camera 1.00

00:26:02.700 In front of a fucking Whole Foods 0.99

00:26:03.960 It's not very noble 1.00

00:26:04.800 It's not very

00:26:05.440 There's nobility in acting

00:26:06.780 It doesn't appear

00:26:08.180 To be very noble

00:26:09.000 I agree

00:26:09.960 Hold on a second

00:26:10.960 I agree with George

00:26:12.080 Holistically

00:26:13.140 It's a great

00:26:14.140 It's a great job

00:26:14.940 Logan

00:26:15.620 Let's use Logan

00:26:17.000 As a case study

00:26:17.580 For a second

00:26:18.240 Puts a tremendous amount

00:26:19.920 Of effort into

00:26:20.800 Concepting

00:26:21.860 Scripting

00:26:23.100 Filming

00:26:24.040 The editing process

00:26:25.660 The marketing

00:26:26.820 The distribution

00:26:27.500 All of it

00:26:28.560 And I know we downplay it

00:26:29.860 Because we do so much of it

00:26:30.960 But that is

00:26:31.480 That is very noble

00:26:33.040 That is a very noble pursuit

00:26:34.700 And I don't think that you

00:26:36.240 Give yourself

00:26:37.160 Or I give myself

00:26:37.800 Or you give yourself

00:26:38.500 Enough credit for what we've done

00:26:39.980 Because we've gotten so used to doing it

00:26:41.980 That said

00:26:43.300 There's a lot of people out there

00:26:44.100 Who don't get it

00:26:45.600 The majority of people

00:26:46.920 Don't get it

00:26:47.660 That's fine

00:26:48.060 But when TV first came out

00:26:49.320 And there were people

00:26:50.080 Like signing up to be an actor

00:26:51.220 There's a lot of people out there 1.00

00:26:51.980 Like what the fuck are they doing 1.00

00:26:52.740 You know how many people call me 0.99

00:26:53.780 Recently

00:26:54.800 You were in the car

00:26:55.400 had that one phone call yo teach me how to do youtube like one of the biggest hip-hop stars in

00:27:00.280 the world yo you gotta teach me how to do youtube how do i do it and i'm like yo this is crazy like

00:27:06.100 i i knew this was coming but the tides really are turning and you see it happening with

00:27:10.740 some of the biggest uh creators on the platform the people they're collaborating with and the

00:27:15.620 collaborations turn into real life hangout sessions like david dobrik chills with charlie

00:27:20.800 Puth you know Addison Rae hanging out with the Kardashians like uh there's just like a level

00:27:25.100 of respect that I think like finally finally creators are uh being respected getting the

00:27:29.880 value I think that they probably should have gotten a long time ago it was tricky I said this

00:27:34.580 before um and to make it very quick when I walked into an audition room and they were like what have

00:27:39.100 you done and I said YouTube they're like okay eat dicks get the fuck out and I was like oh okay I'm 0.98

00:27:43.100 so sorry but now people are like oh shit these motherfuckers could sell movies that's it well 1.00

00:27:47.300 That's it. 1.00

00:27:48.220 Money talks.

00:27:49.380 Money talks.

00:27:49.840 Need needle movers.

00:27:50.700 You could have a guy that's been in seven movies,

00:27:52.860 but I promise you he's not putting people in the seats like me.

00:27:55.200 Isn't that so weird?

00:27:56.160 Do you know if you put,

00:27:58.000 you look at Brad Pitt or you look at George Clooney, 0.99

00:28:01.060 these titans of fucking industry and known globally, 0.99

00:28:06.440 known globally, quote unquote. 1.00

00:28:08.120 But if you put George Clooney up against fucking KSI 0.98

00:28:13.160 ksi and said yo move more units of your of your next work ksi is going to destroy it can i tell 0.98

00:28:20.000 you why can i tell you why and bro bro do you hear what i'm saying that is crazy i can explain to you

00:28:27.140 i need you to i want you to but i want you to let that sink in first i've already let that

00:28:31.140 okay go ahead okay this is my theory on i was i was sitting in the hot tub in arizona lights are

00:28:35.280 on my dad put the jets on me and my sister we were in the moment we're just sharing thoughts and she 0.91

00:28:40.160 said something to me that hit me heavy as shit she goes when you're growing up favorite tv show 0.93

00:28:44.400 everybody knows friends if i would have saw chandler or monica or rachel anybody on the street 0.98

00:28:50.660 i'd absolutely shit my pants and i'll do whatever it takes to talk to them take a picture of them

00:28:56.560 and let them know how much they've done in my life now jessica said this now what if you met 0.58

00:29:01.040 chandler bing and i go yeah i said that she goes no no you're talking about the actor i'm saying

00:29:05.560 chandler bing the character that you watched and i will he doesn't exist she goes yes exactly but

00:29:12.020 you do so when they meet george janko or logan paul i love this they are meeting you the person

00:29:20.020 they're like oh he did that was so funny they got me out of this funk or i was in the hospital and

00:29:25.280 i was binge watching them so when we meet them and that's why pause i know there's a lot of

00:29:29.500 influencers that watch this be mindful how you treat the people that are coming in your path

00:29:35.180 Like if somebody's too shy to talk to you, be nice and like encourage the picture, be

00:29:41.080 humble because you don't know what they're so struck about that you might've helped them

00:29:45.480 in chemo or help them in something.

00:29:47.820 So my, my situation is yes, KSI is going to sell a lot more because George Clooney was

00:29:52.860 pretending to be so-and-so, so-and-so, and so-and-so, but KSI never pretended he was

00:29:57.100 himself.

00:29:57.660 So people are going to line up to meet that person.

00:29:59.860 Yep.

00:30:00.360 Do you get what I'm saying?

00:30:01.040 Am I making sense?

00:30:01.900 I've said this before.

00:30:02.840 I'll say it again.

00:30:05.180 It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.

00:30:07.660 Oh, man.

00:30:08.400 Come on, guys.

00:30:08.740 This kid, Logan Paul, is really...

00:30:09.960 At the end of the day, full circle.

00:30:11.480 I'll write a book one day.

00:30:12.000 At the end of the day, what?

00:30:13.000 Tell them what you do at the end of the day.

00:30:14.240 Brush your teeth. 1.00

00:30:14.760 Brush your fucking teeth. 1.00

00:30:15.420 Brush your fucking teeth. 1.00

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00:31:22.720 trouble reading back to the program brush your teeth sud guru podcast wait wait wait wait sorry

00:31:29.720 I was just interrupting you

00:31:30.760 We have someone

00:31:31.420 Yes or no

00:31:32.940 We have someone

00:31:34.800 Of utmost

00:31:36.000 Prominence

00:31:37.120 Come on the show

00:31:37.880 Anytime that happens 0.98

00:31:38.680 We wanna fucking nail it 0.99

00:31:39.840 We wanna nail it 0.99

00:31:40.600 We wanna nail it

00:31:41.520 And we didn't

00:31:42.260 And hold on a second

00:31:43.560 No we didn't

00:31:44.260 Read the comments

00:31:45.300 But the comments are always right

00:31:46.500 Always right

00:31:47.540 So much closer to never right

00:31:52.520 So much closer

00:31:53.420 My mom called me

00:31:54.320 And she goes 1.00

00:31:54.700 What the fuck 1.00

00:31:56.020 Did you guys talk about 0.99

00:31:56.980 Okay

00:31:57.280 Okay

00:31:57.980 So first of all

00:31:59.400 the easy answer is we're out of our element we're sitting outside on a 95 degree la day bro we

00:32:05.140 weren't even on the on the charts let me get this out we're getting absolutely drilled by mosquito

00:32:09.860 after mosquito i'm sweating we've got we've got a crew of 900 um you know monks and yogis

00:32:17.440 surrounding us that were that i think wanted to hurt us at certain points and and we we try to

00:32:23.920 put put on this show and we wanted to to approach it in the right way but we immediately always with

00:32:30.480 respect we immediately realized that it was just a really tough show it was a really tough it was

00:32:36.240 very hard for me personally to ask the questions and i know a lot of people out there saw me uh

00:32:41.300 being interrupted every time i wanted to ask a question the first thing we noticed when we

00:32:44.340 walked away was it was strange that someone who is so open-minded and wants you to ask so many

00:32:50.040 questions is such a stickler about semantics every single sentence i said he stopped me i would i'm

00:32:58.160 like mr sud guru i want to ask ask is not the word you want to use here and i i would go okay got it

00:33:08.300 i would like to query you a very specific is it specific or do you believe that it is specific

00:33:17.420 And I'm like, okay, Mr. Suddew, let's try this again.

00:33:24.980 I believe the question I am about to query you is very specific.

00:33:32.640 And what it is, is how do you begin?

00:33:34.680 To begin means there will one day be an end.

00:33:38.560 Are you sure?

00:33:39.540 Yes or no?

00:33:40.580 And I'm like, no, but what if he's right, Mike?

00:33:46.020 But at what point?

00:33:47.420 that's the point no no no listen i made this mistake because i may put on like a semi you

00:33:55.340 know tough shell but i can i can get there i can get to where sad guru is thinking sad guru i can

00:34:01.820 get there like i do like connecting with uh my consciousness and being mindful and the idea of

00:34:08.360 spirituality like it intrigues me so that's why i had him on but you guys you know not to say you

00:34:13.220 were less receptive but like i no i i received am i allowed to talk about this yeah am i allowed

00:34:18.980 to talk about it yeah but let me touch let me touch on that one point really quick too

00:34:21.780 and then and then go i'm gonna go spend a week with him bro i'm gonna go spend a week and i

00:34:25.380 respect that and let me let me say something really quick there's a very big difference between

00:34:30.220 mine and your ability to connect with sud guru sitting hearing him talk and how i choose to

00:34:38.100 present myself on the show to represent the audience if i was if i was sitting with sud guru

00:34:43.240 my first question if i wasn't on a show would not have been yeah how do you get the common man to 0.83

00:34:49.320 be interested in your teachings which was where i was fucking going if he let me say anything

00:34:53.940 that's what i was trying to ask him how do you get everyone else who has a verizon bill well if 0.96

00:34:58.820 you don't have a verizon bill you won't have to pay one no that's not what i'm fucking saying 0.51

00:35:02.420 what i'm saying is there's people out there who have duties and jobs how do you get them to be 0.86

00:35:08.020 innately excited about your craft yeah that wouldn't have been my first question my first

00:35:13.240 question would have been something else like hey man how should i sit should i cross my i don't like

00:35:18.320 more yeah you were representing the audience i get it trying to so here listen being on a podcast

00:35:25.880 is is very tricky for me because i've recently learned that i'm a very hard-headed person and

00:35:31.940 sometimes i don't i'm not i'm not good to voices and if you don't see from my point of view you

00:35:36.280 have to be very very damn convincing or it's i'm not going to be convinced so this is something i'm

00:35:42.460 working on the self-awareness i have to applaud you georgie i well we had to crack his head open 0.96

00:35:48.480 to get him there but then he's finally and i'm an egg and i'm hatched and i'm fucking i'm here and 0.96

00:35:53.440 i'm doing my shit so here's the thing i'm a christian man and i'll say this a billion times 0.99

00:35:58.780 over and this is how it's always going to be if you stand in front of me and you are a muslim man 1.00

00:36:04.600 If you're a Jewish man 0.92

00:36:05.900 If you are a Buddhist man

00:36:07.280 And if you have your own beliefs 0.99

00:36:08.860 And you're preaching them to me 1.00

00:36:09.780 Women too

00:36:10.200 What do you mean? 0.67

00:36:11.740 Women too 1.00

00:36:12.120 Women as well as just the men

00:36:13.160 I'm talking about human

00:36:14.520 Like just in general

00:36:15.560 You could be a baby 0.99

00:36:16.680 Now you're being Satguru

00:36:17.720 Well this is important 0.99

00:36:19.100 A lot of women are gonna be like 1.00

00:36:20.300 Well what about me? 0.71

00:36:21.020 Do you believe it's important

00:36:22.460 Or do you know it's important?

00:36:24.640 Okay go ahead George

00:36:25.560 What I'm saying is

00:36:27.340 I'm open to every single conversation possible

00:36:30.720 And I'm always going to be like

00:36:32.460 Cool that's your belief

00:36:33.940 This is my belief

00:36:35.120 I will never ever ever look somebody else in the eyes and be like no you're wrong

00:36:39.920 Because at the end of the day, I can't be like yo, I can prove it jesus come out and jesus like hey guys

00:36:44.760 I've been gone, but i'm right here like I can't do that

00:36:47.060 I can't snap my fingers and jesus like gotcha. You guys thought I was gone

00:36:50.360 I was right here the whole time. It's not happening. This is my belief

00:36:53.360 I can't prove to you besides if i'm like hey live the way that I live and if that works for you then great

00:36:58.440 That works for you

00:36:59.140 but there were some things that this man said where I was like 0.99

00:37:02.920 no not even no no fuck no you weren't fucking with it i was not fucking with it because 0.98

00:37:08.880 there was a point that he's making and i'm not going to uh say this is what he said because i 0.99

00:37:14.460 don't know exactly where he was going mind you he's not uh he's not on a podcast every day to

00:37:19.000 choose his words carefully but he was to me indicating that at any point in your life if

00:37:24.300 you feel like it's okay for you to go then it's okay for you to go and so like i didn't want to

00:37:29.000 like gently pump my brakes. 1.00

00:37:30.580 I want to fucking slam that shit, 1.00

00:37:32.880 pull the E and look at him 1.00

00:37:34.240 and be like,

00:37:34.760 are you out of your mind

00:37:37.020 to say that in a time

00:37:38.640 where there's so many people

00:37:39.900 thinking about it's their time to go?

00:37:42.340 No.

00:37:43.000 And I will look at the camera here

00:37:44.140 and look at the camera here, 0.99

00:37:45.240 wherever the fuck you're going to look at me. 1.00

00:37:47.060 Do not, do not go. 1.00

00:37:48.940 Do not go.

00:37:50.120 Times, life is like this.

00:37:52.420 So if you feel like

00:37:53.360 it's your time to go right now,

00:37:54.800 I'm going to need you to listen to my ears.

00:37:56.640 please listen to my ears i'm sorry listen to my words very carefully with your ears with your

00:38:04.880 ears life is trouble it's hard it's so hard and sometimes you want to just close your eyes and

00:38:13.340 disappear but i promise you there's going to be a time where you're looking at life

00:38:17.200 it could be a year from now it could be 10 years from now but you're going to take a deep breath

00:38:21.460 and say i'm so glad i'm breathing and in this moment right now everybody has their own situation

00:38:26.620 in life and it's tough but never ever not one circumstance could you bring to me will i be like

00:38:32.960 okay you know what you're right it's time for you to go never and i'm gonna leave it at that because 0.95

00:38:36.580 i get really fucking bothered about this shit you're the third co-host on this podcast for a 0.98

00:38:41.140 reason georgie and it's a shame that during the podcast with sud guru when you were feeling all 0.99

00:38:48.220 this you let your emotions and anger block your ability to express what you just said because i

00:38:54.820 would have loved to hear his response here's the thing i'm new this podcast it's but it's a

00:38:59.440 conversation like that would have been a great my one of my one of my biggest weaknesses is when

00:39:04.600 i'm angry i'm shaking right now when i'm angry i don't know how to form sentences i get so mad

00:39:09.120 because i'm a passionate man everything i do is 100 there's so many times where i ask bell if

00:39:14.600 we're in an argument like please just go because i won't say things that are logical right i just

00:39:18.840 so now that i'm on a podcast i have to be aware and it's funny because we talk about the comments 0.99

00:39:24.080 And there's a lot of comments that are like dumb as shit 0.99

00:39:26.080 And we read them and we're like this is dumb 1.00

00:39:27.260 But there's a lot of them that are angered and hated 0.97

00:39:30.360 And then I read them and I'm like this is right

00:39:32.180 After we had our conversations I read some

00:39:33.880 And there's a lot of things that I need to change my perspective

00:39:36.200 So my promise is to everybody 0.98

00:39:37.980 I'm not saying I'm not going to fuck up on this podcast 0.97

00:39:40.280 I definitely am 0.97

00:39:41.820 In fact probably record breaking amounts

00:39:44.580 But I probably will

00:39:46.460 Try my best not to do that

00:39:48.520 That's a good place to start

00:39:49.900 We can all get behind that

00:39:51.000 First of all I love that

00:39:53.920 message obviously it's a message that is really important to me you know we we talked about a girl

00:39:59.320 who got a tattoo of a quote from my book take a breath you'll get through this life is a roller

00:40:03.440 coaster there's ups and downs and and so i'm 100 with you the only the only thing that was strange

00:40:09.600 about his message that that was that was different than normal people talking about that is he was

00:40:16.240 talking about leaving on a win leaving at the highest point of your life when you are so ecstatic

00:40:24.200 so happy with what and by the way I'm not saying I'm not saying you're wrong I'm just saying this

00:40:28.420 was interesting when you're so ecstatic so happy so fulfilled in your purpose that there is nothing

00:40:34.240 left for you to do here and and so while you're a hundred percent right and I think even that is

00:40:42.340 I'm not I don't agree with but it's very it's very different than the way we usually hear people talk about the idea of taking one's life or suicide or whatever you want to call it he's talking about being so happy with life that you leave at that point ending on a dub and also very straight very I know also I got to stick up from for a second and I told you this I believe you misinterpreted him did you not remember the part where he said imagine if you had to pick up this glass and you didn't want to hold it anymore and you had to live your whole life holding it

00:41:12.340 it he was talking about dark times and i and i re-watched it to make sure i wasn't wrong about

00:41:17.640 so what so okay so what i'm talking about is when we were talking about so he's talking about two

00:41:20.940 versions okay got it got his wife was the high peak right and and that's i don't want to bring

00:41:26.900 up his personal issues his own he brought up two versions one if you're in a dark state and one if

00:41:31.260 you're in an absolute light i don't think so he he his argument because he said if you're not

00:41:36.780 comfortable he goes imagine you not being comfortable in your life is that fair for

00:41:39.680 you to still be here no we were talking about heaven and he said heaven if you believe that

00:41:44.160 there's a better place on earth why are you here now and then he mentioned three different because

00:41:47.920 he believes that earth earth is heaven yeah and then yeah but that my redundant my response to

00:41:52.780 him was like why don't you just bring heaven to earth but regardless at the end of the day like

00:41:56.120 i said there's not one situation that you could bring to me where i'm like oh yeah okay cool you

00:41:59.860 just won the lottery kill yourself that doesn't work like that you don't do that i just don't

00:42:04.160 know why you'd want to do you know what i'm saying like lebron james wins his his series 0.70

00:42:08.600 Breits all Michael Jordan records

00:42:10.420 Goes home and kills himself?

00:42:12.100 I don't get it either

00:42:13.280 I don't understand it 1.00

00:42:14.740 Fuck that 0.99

00:42:16.820 The issue to Georgie 0.99

00:42:19.160 And then let's move on to

00:42:21.060 Either T.I. confirming that Drake got peed on

00:42:23.500 Or Kanye and Joe Rogan

00:42:25.200 You know the heavy stuff

00:42:26.440 We are a

00:42:29.800 Conversational podcast

00:42:31.500 And so when

00:42:33.420 People like him come on

00:42:35.980 Like

00:42:37.280 i i'll speak for myself i did not prepare enough for that show i'll speak for for just me and i

00:42:42.420 you know you guys absolutely same like i i really didn't and and here here's why we can we can shoot

00:42:48.700 the shit on cultural on all these different things easily easily and i still prepare more for port 0.54

00:42:54.300 no i still prepared more for for uh you know uh alex jones whoever right but when you have someone 0.98

00:43:00.360 come on whose talking

00:43:02.560 points are based

00:43:04.760 in 20, 30, 40

00:43:06.600 years of

00:43:07.640 theoretical thought processes

00:43:10.400 and metaphysical thinking. 1.00

00:43:12.220 There's levels to this shit. 1.00

00:43:13.700 But that's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:43:14.940 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:43:18.580 We're about a couple of young 1.00

00:43:20.120 fucking dumb kids listening to 1.00

00:43:22.260 a guru. 1.00

00:43:23.740 That was the first time I ever heard that feedback.

00:43:26.240 That was amazing. The guy said, I was in

00:43:28.200 class and I didn't hear the teacher and

00:43:29.860 And all I heard is, that's called ADHD.

00:43:32.180 I had it too.

00:43:33.100 Here's why I disagree with what he just said.

00:43:35.520 We are all gurus in our own topics.

00:43:38.320 If he, yes.

00:43:39.480 If he came on, if he came on.

00:43:41.300 Mike, Mike.

00:43:41.620 If he came on and he wanted to have a conversation about beating addiction and the first steps on how to recover in your life, I could be a guru on that topic.

00:43:52.200 If he wanted to talk about Pokemon cards, we got the utmost guru in the world right here.

00:43:56.580 No, no.

00:43:57.140 Or one of them, okay?

00:43:58.480 So humble.

00:43:58.880 I have no idea

00:43:59.940 I know

00:44:00.260 Whatever

00:44:00.740 You know what I'm saying

00:44:01.860 We've got a guru

00:44:02.720 No because I gotta respect

00:44:03.780 The real gurus

00:44:04.560 We're gonna have a couple

00:44:05.460 On this show by the way

00:44:06.280 A couple Pokemon gurus

00:44:07.020 Let me know what day that is

00:44:08.500 Why

00:44:08.820 Because I'll be busy

00:44:09.680 Anyways

00:44:10.320 Drake

00:44:11.720 It's our transition

00:44:14.160 Intentionally

00:44:15.640 Golden shower

00:44:16.540 Just like the rest of us

00:44:17.260 Roll the dice

00:44:17.700 Is that what you want

00:44:18.380 So T.I. this past week

00:44:20.320 Confirmed

00:44:21.340 T.I. did it

00:44:22.400 No

00:44:23.000 A long standing rumor

00:44:24.420 That Drake got peed on

00:44:25.420 During a skirmish

00:44:26.120 Back in 2010

00:44:27.120 Meek Mill used 0.98

00:44:28.520 the occurrence in a rap song from 2015 on a song called want to know uh you let tip homie piss on

00:44:33.980 piss on you in a movie theater was the lyric and then last week ti dropped a song called we did it

00:44:38.940 big uh where he confirms his friend cap who died in prison in 2019 actually did pee on drake my

00:44:46.200 question is i wonder if drake is pissed thank you guys for watching this episode of impossible

00:44:55.960 You built that up for that

00:44:58.240 I saw it come out of your mouth

00:44:59.860 And it was just

00:45:00.460 It was tragic

00:45:01.500 I liked it

00:45:02.300 Also

00:45:02.680 I think people liked it

00:45:03.560 At the movie theater?

00:45:04.760 At the movie theater?

00:45:05.580 So it was a private screening

00:45:06.600 Of a movie

00:45:07.580 With his privates out?

00:45:09.140 Nice George

00:45:09.820 Thank you

00:45:10.120 But

00:45:10.920 I don't know what to think about this

00:45:13.820 And also

00:45:14.340 I don't know that there's any room

00:45:15.640 For even feedback on this topic

00:45:17.300 It's a weird

00:45:17.920 The context is throwing me for a loop

00:45:19.680 Okay yeah

00:45:20.340 It's Drake 0.99

00:45:21.520 You can piss on him all you want 1.00

00:45:22.680 He's still fucking the champ 1.00

00:45:23.720 Go 0.99

00:45:24.040 Yeah

00:45:24.560 Is that what we take away? 1.00

00:45:25.800 I could have shit on his forehead 1.00

00:45:27.340 And I'd be like 1.00

00:45:27.760 He still has better streams than you

00:45:29.060 You can't do anything about it

00:45:30.200 Like you can't

00:45:31.120 It's Drake bro

00:45:32.560 He's untouchable

00:45:33.360 He does this

00:45:33.900 It doesn't matter dude

00:45:34.920 He air dries his hands

00:45:35.920 He's the go

00:45:36.500 I was thinking about it again

00:45:37.640 He's the go

00:45:39.020 You just claimed in the last vlog

00:45:40.480 That Eminem was a

00:45:41.820 Did you say Eminem was at a higher

00:45:43.240 I think Eminem has like a longer

00:45:45.960 Track record

00:45:48.920 And maybe

00:45:49.680 Barely

00:45:51.460 Barely

00:45:51.900 But maybe a bit more like prestige

00:45:53.360 Is what I was trying to say

00:45:54.680 Not when he came back

00:45:55.480 Drake is young

00:45:56.820 He's young

00:45:57.320 He's young dude

00:45:58.300 I think

00:45:58.720 He's been in the game for

00:46:01.480 You know

00:46:01.980 Over

00:46:02.600 Well over a decade

00:46:03.680 At the highest level

00:46:04.480 I just didn't know

00:46:05.280 Honestly 0.98

00:46:05.680 I didn't know what fucking comparison to make 0.98

00:46:07.380 I was trying to say like 0.99

00:46:08.320 They're both

00:46:09.460 Absolutely incredible

00:46:11.080 Right

00:46:11.480 Maybe one

00:46:12.440 Has like a little bit of an edge

00:46:14.600 Because he's been doing it longer

00:46:15.800 Right right right

00:46:16.600 Well one has more slaps than the Beatles

00:46:18.500 That's

00:46:20.080 You're just killing it with these puns

00:46:21.720 Honestly like

00:46:22.540 This topic was a tough one

00:46:23.840 I mean to even

00:46:24.500 This doesn't

00:46:25.380 Really warrant a conversation

00:46:27.380 Beyond

00:46:27.780 Well more and more people 0.63

00:46:28.660 Are getting peed on 0.99

00:46:29.560 Like sexually 0.99

00:46:30.400 That's a thing 0.88

00:46:31.180 I had a girl 1.00

00:46:32.240 Wait wait wait 0.96

00:46:32.440 This wasn't a sexual thing

00:46:33.640 That you just did this 0.99

00:46:34.420 To get peed on

00:46:34.820 It was a fight

00:46:35.520 Supposedly it was

00:46:36.400 During a fight

00:46:37.280 Like some sort of altercation

00:46:38.520 I don't

00:46:38.980 I wasn't there

00:46:39.640 Did they all hold

00:46:40.660 For like

00:46:41.620 Were they like

00:46:42.040 Alright everyone

00:46:42.600 Like stop

00:46:43.820 So I'm gonna

00:46:44.260 I have to pee on Drake 0.88

00:46:45.820 Oh they jumped him 0.96

00:46:46.860 And then peed on him

00:46:47.740 So Kanye

00:46:48.980 Took a short break

00:46:50.120 From his relentless breakdown

00:46:51.120 On Twitter this past week

00:46:52.080 To tweet that he'd be

00:46:52.880 Joining Joe Rogan

00:46:53.960 on the Joe Rogan experience.

00:46:55.960 Internet goes crazy, of course,

00:46:57.160 because people would love to see Joe Rogan.

00:46:58.440 Did you just change the topic?

00:47:00.380 That was a terrible transition.

00:47:02.140 I'm getting a little pissed off right now, guys.

00:47:05.440 It's just the topic.

00:47:06.500 Where are we going to go with this, dude?

00:47:07.960 I was going to tell you that there was an actress,

00:47:10.840 a young actress, here in Hollywood, 0.86

00:47:13.120 because, yo, in L.A., everyone's getting peed on. 0.76

00:47:15.180 This is like a thing. 0.92

00:47:16.120 Everyone's getting peed on.

00:47:17.120 I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:47:18.200 You know who I'm talking about, right?

00:47:19.520 I'm just kidding.

00:47:20.740 Yo, we're just having a conversation one day,

00:47:23.400 And, uh, she's like, yeah, I have, have you ever had a golden shower?

00:47:28.360 And I was like, uh, what do you mean?

00:47:30.580 Like, uh, I don't know what that is.

00:47:33.960 She goes, yeah, I can have someone ever peed on you.

00:47:37.080 Started laughing.

00:47:37.980 What happened to the world, bro?

00:47:39.120 I thought this was a joke.

00:47:40.180 I said, I go, no, it's bro.

00:47:44.100 This affected me.

00:47:45.020 She looks at me and goes, huh.

00:47:48.480 Something to think about. 0.99

00:47:49.680 She like judged you? 0.93

00:47:50.960 Yes. 1.00

00:47:51.900 What the fuck? 1.00

00:47:52.640 Dude, could you just take it two generations back? 1.00

00:47:56.340 Bro, they weren't even had two generations back.

00:47:58.220 My grandmother, my grandpa, they probably weren't doing anything what I was doing.

00:48:02.960 And if I ever...

00:48:04.060 No, kids are getting... 1.00

00:48:05.500 Kids, kids, the youth, millennials are getting freaky. 1.00

00:48:08.420 There's going to be more diseases coming out soon. 1.00

00:48:11.140 100%.

00:48:11.580 Bro, bro, bro.

00:48:12.320 I think people have been doing it.

00:48:14.820 This year has been a big year for peeing and, more importantly, pooping. 0.99

00:48:20.820 Ass eating. 0.99

00:48:21.180 Ass eating was very 2019 1.00

00:48:22.740 Sit tight for a sec 1.00

00:48:25.460 Georgie put your dick in your pants 1.00

00:48:26.860 Let me get this out 1.00

00:48:27.660 The biggest excrement rumor of 2020 0.98

00:48:30.920 Obviously OBJ 0.96

00:48:33.380 Right

00:48:33.900 That's who it was

00:48:35.240 The classic 1.00

00:48:35.800 That he liked to have girls poop on him 1.00

00:48:40.040 Look, Odell's a homie 1.00

00:48:42.020 I don't, you know 1.00

00:48:43.280 Are we not even supposed to bring this topic up?

00:48:45.320 No, I don't know 0.92

00:48:45.800 I don't know, it just sounds shitty

00:48:47.140 Yeah

00:48:47.880 Nice, nice

00:48:48.560 Thank you

00:48:49.680 People that listen to this podcast are like man

00:48:51.840 He made a joke about it 0.56

00:48:54.540 Yeah NFL brown star Odell Beckham 0.96

00:48:56.380 Addresses

00:48:56.960 Poop fetish rumor 1.00

00:49:00.200 He called it bullshit 0.99

00:49:01.820 Like you gotta love it 1.00

00:49:02.880 You know a ball was thrown at you and you hit a home run 0.68

00:49:06.320 But sex has changed 0.81

00:49:07.880 Sex has changed for each generation

00:49:10.160 No bro one of the guys in this house

00:49:12.680 I'm not gonna say his name

00:49:13.840 One of the guys in this house 1.00

00:49:15.160 Is hooking up with an older woman

00:49:19.040 who's i think she's like 42 uh the dude in the house is late 20s and he was telling us i'd love

00:49:28.480 to just finish a sentence one sentence i'm not gonna name it and then throwing out age like

00:49:32.620 they can't i said late 20s we're all there so again if i could just get this thought out before

00:49:36.660 you interrupt me can i that'd be so great so great um so he was telling us this story about he how he

00:49:42.900 was hooking up with this older woman and that's always so fascinating to me because like culture

00:49:47.660 is different interests are different i presume sex has got to be a little different you were 0.99

00:49:52.960 there and he goes yeah dude i was hooking up with this older woman and she fucked me for 20 seconds 0.99

00:49:57.780 she made herself come and then went to sleep and he was like he said it like he was like proud 0.99

00:50:03.720 one of the most horrifying things i've ever heard in my entire life and he was he was cool with it

00:50:09.580 he delivered us this statement like like you said like he was proud well because he was with a woman

00:50:14.800 Who knew what she wanted

00:50:16.740 And knew how to get it 1.00

00:50:18.400 What the fuck 1.00

00:50:20.100 That was the lady from the hospital 1.00

00:50:22.160 That was the old lady from the hospital 1.00

00:50:24.080 Can we get a person to check on that altercation 1.00

00:50:27.140 But he was bragging

00:50:28.320 Because he was with this experienced woman

00:50:29.860 But also

00:50:31.520 Listen

00:50:34.980 In a second

00:50:36.760 You're on time out from Logan

00:50:38.060 Here's the deal 0.99

00:50:39.380 Sex in my eyes 1.00

00:50:42.140 Is not over until a man completes his

00:50:44.640 motion now now i'm not i'm not saying anything about the necessity for the girl to as well

00:50:50.160 she should she should she should but let me tell you something she should it's almost like the

00:50:56.400 guy has to sorry let me address in a relationship every time otherwise like random hookups i i'd be

00:51:03.500 lying if i say said i made it a priority sometimes but every guy would be lying if like you're like

00:51:08.460 every time i have sex with a girl she gotta come but but yeah because no one's ever heard of blue 1.00

00:51:12.780 vagina blue balls hurts blue awful blue awful yeah fuck this guys can we get all this is nasty 1.00

00:51:19.400 today can we just pop off this because my mom's watching this episode boys like she's here no i 1.00

00:51:24.560 just found it interesting and they just so you know this uh young man friend of mine has developed a

00:51:29.860 maybe a bit of a relationship with this older woman and it'll be interesting to see how this

00:51:34.040 one plays out that was that was amazing i don't know why kanye west was supposed to go on joe rogan

00:51:43.680 i mean is that is that the is that the peak of podcast kanye west times joe road like does it

00:51:49.400 get any in my opinion no no no kanye kanye says 20 things he says too much got it nonetheless a

00:51:55.080 big show right yeah was supposed to happen uh friday of i think this week coming up internet

00:52:01.940 goes crazy today Rogan confirms that someone on his team one of his producers has COVID

00:52:06.600 and and he's he's unable he's had to cancel all the shows for this week and it seems strange and

00:52:14.900 a lot a lot of people were commenting it seems strange that in a time when zoom is such a big

00:52:20.260 thing and all these other ways to complete a podcast and Joe's had zoom call podcasts that

00:52:25.460 he wouldn't find a way to get the the Kanye West episode done and so there's a lot of people who

00:52:29.240 We're starting to look at the potential that Spotify or that someone on the team had wanted to censor this

00:52:36.400 because Kanye is obviously a presidential candidate, at least in his mind.

00:52:40.940 And maybe that someone had thought that it wasn't a good idea that this podcast take place prior to the election.

00:52:49.020 There was a video of Kanye getting really excited that he got more votes than...

00:52:54.320 That was debunked.

00:52:55.780 It was debunked.

00:52:56.800 Okay, so I was about to say maybe he had to do with that,

00:52:59.020 but I didn't know if that was a true thing or not.

00:53:01.800 Also, here's another thing.

00:53:03.280 What if he has COVID but doesn't want to tell anybody?

00:53:06.160 Mr. Rogan?

00:53:06.780 Yeah.

00:53:07.640 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:53:08.240 Like, what if he's sick and he just doesn't want to say that?

00:53:10.940 I saw his house in Texas.

00:53:12.360 I watched a video about a new house.

00:53:13.860 I think $14 million.

00:53:14.960 Absolutely stunning.

00:53:16.020 Absolutely stunning.

00:53:16.860 $14 million?

00:53:17.780 $14 million in Texas?

00:53:19.200 $10,000 square foot house.

00:53:20.480 In Texas, that's huge.

00:53:21.820 In Texas?

00:53:22.680 Yeah.

00:53:23.280 Texas is nice, dude.

00:53:24.320 Oh, that's a fortress.

00:53:25.420 We might be going there.

00:53:26.800 hold on i i i mean i don't know i don't know

00:53:31.920 lower taxes well that we saw that chart come out today that 50 cent showed what uh

00:53:42.060 biden's tax plan might the impact is that true 62 i don't know it said 62 for california that

00:53:48.420 seems more like not a socialism socialist hybrid that seems like socialism to me i can't imagine

00:53:53.380 that that's possibly true but i also i don't know that going to at that point that if that plan came

00:53:58.240 into fruition that going to another state was gonna is gonna help you that much it might go

00:54:01.880 from 62 to 56 based on the new the new tax rate i just don't know if that's if that tax rate is

00:54:07.640 even true at all i don't know taxes that's that's the problem that's the problem like

00:54:12.640 we've talked about this so many times like you get a picture that shows up with a bunch of numbers

00:54:17.180 then you know one of the most uh trusted names in news 50 cent shares it out you know someone

00:54:27.360 you could always count on to bring the meat of the story of what you need to vote and everybody

00:54:33.140 just sees it and immediately believes it i know and and it changes the way i don't even know that

00:54:38.600 biden has a tax plan that looks like that i'm sure you could find out if you did a little bit

00:54:42.860 research but who wants to do that 50 cent tweet it it's so easy to just say well it is 50 cent 0.95

00:54:48.640 get rich or die trying it's one of the best fucking albums ever made it's gotta be right 0.98

00:54:51.440 it's another rapper you're drinking it you're partnered with him admit it i took my label off 0.99

00:54:56.800 because no free uh no free brand deals uh the next statement coming out of my mouth it is not

00:55:01.780 uh fact checked but i will say it kind of did alert me a little bit uh they said that

00:55:07.040 my friend told me that california is trying to pass a law or ineffective i don't know can you

00:55:12.460 not say what you're about to say i i think we should i think with this statement do you know

00:55:17.160 what i'm saying or no i feel like i know what you're about to say it's gonna be something to 0.97

00:55:20.120 do with pedophilia no no what the fuck well there's a there's some more conspiracy stuff 0.92

00:55:25.560 going on around no i'm not bringing that up because that's that's weird i just and i think 0.98

00:55:29.320 they did pass that by the way i almost just wonder if we start to beat to like be uber

00:55:34.220 responsible with statements we make on the show where we're like or at least try to be where if

00:55:38.820 You're like, well, I'm not saying that I am.

00:55:40.980 I said this is not fact-checked, so if somebody could comment down below.

00:55:44.440 What if we just, like, continue the conversation?

00:55:47.580 What was the conversation?

00:55:48.440 The conversation was that if the taxes have been changed or something like that,

00:55:53.560 that if you try to leave the state, they will chase you down.

00:55:57.280 I told you that.

00:55:58.160 The legacy tax.

00:55:59.140 Yes.

00:55:59.380 If you lived in California, they're trying to propose a bill.

00:56:02.420 Who's chasing you?

00:56:03.540 Physically?

00:56:04.120 Like, who is it?

00:56:04.900 I don't know.

00:56:05.720 Is it the IRS?

00:56:06.540 No, Schwarzenegger.

00:56:07.340 Dude, that's what I pictured in my head.

00:56:08.820 I'm that serious 1.00

00:56:10.020 It's the fucking 0.99

00:56:11.700 It's 1.00

00:56:12.080 You'll be back

00:56:12.960 He chases you down

00:56:14.420 But yeah they're trying to put a legacy tax in place

00:56:16.620 So that if you live in California

00:56:18.200 For the

00:56:19.280 And I think I saw this

00:56:20.440 For two years

00:56:21.220 Talk about full circle

00:56:22.320 If you leave California

00:56:24.060 After you lived here

00:56:25.280 You have to continue to pay

00:56:26.840 A tax

00:56:27.860 To California

00:56:29.240 After leaving

00:56:30.280 I think it was like

00:56:30.980 I think this has to do with COVID

00:56:32.120 Because they're putting

00:56:33.200 Because a lot of people are getting these checks

00:56:35.180 And there's a lot of things being held right now

00:56:37.040 What?

00:56:37.400 Somebody call me?

00:56:38.820 California is tricky

00:56:40.440 I'm buying some Pokemon stuff

00:56:42.880 And some of my sellers are yelling at me

00:56:45.940 Because of the California laws

00:56:47.920 Two of them now have gone

00:56:49.360 Just so you know

00:56:50.140 The California lawmakers are the reason

00:56:51.660 People are offended by this state

00:56:55.160 California is so hard

00:56:57.540 In all ways, shapes, and form

00:57:00.140 I was talking to a guy who builds hospitals

00:57:02.800 And he built one for California

00:57:04.780 And he said it took him 20 years to get passed

00:57:06.980 through like the permits

00:57:10.560 and all that stuff.

00:57:11.500 It said it took them

00:57:12.420 two years in Arizona.

00:57:14.100 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:57:15.020 Why do they make it so hard?

00:57:16.820 They make it so hard.

00:57:18.380 Because a lot of people

00:57:18.980 want to come here, bro.

00:57:21.860 Because of marijuana.

00:57:22.840 Because of people

00:57:23.220 taking too many bong rips.

00:57:25.360 Bingo.

00:57:25.980 They're so relaxed.

00:57:27.080 This is not real life, dude.

00:57:28.880 Especially LA.

00:57:30.180 We live in this weird bubble

00:57:31.420 of fantasy and non-reality

00:57:33.620 and things that aren't reality.

00:57:35.920 One thing that's important

00:57:36.940 in california i think we can all agree on is the need for uber and lyft vote yes on prop 22 vote

00:57:44.000 yes on prop 22 people please it is a necessary service people need to get their ubers they need

00:57:51.800 to get their lifts they need to get their instacart deliveries people need a part-time job

00:57:56.580 people taking food off people's tables how important is it really that every single job

00:58:01.800 fits into this employment statute

00:58:05.040 that you can't have independent.

00:58:06.780 Let's make an exception

00:58:07.680 for the necessary services.

00:58:09.160 Guys, let's band together.

00:58:10.280 Let's vote yes on Prop 22.

00:58:11.780 Let's do it.

00:58:12.340 All right, we've been going for a while.

00:58:13.500 I think we're good.

00:58:14.280 I have to cut my nails.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 20, 2020

E227 How Do YouTubers Get Hot Girls？

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