Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E230 Logan Paul's Assistant：＂I'm Not Your Friend＂

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00:02:12.600 This is to no, like, insult, but, like, none of you guys would be, like, my friends outside of this.

00:02:18.880 Me and you both cycle. Why not? We couldn't...

00:02:20.920 No, we would cycle together. Aw, Logan's hurt. I'm so sorry.

00:02:24.160 Like, I don't... No, no, but, like, you're, like, my brother.

00:02:26.260 like i think of you like that versus like oh no he's gonna cry

00:02:31.460 what's going on george i hurt my back dude and this is how i know i'm getting old

00:02:41.980 i hurt my back taking a nap i slept the wrong way and my freaking dog barked and i jilted

00:02:49.660 yeah i'm sticking to it yeah jilted i jilted up and and my like i i felt like a little tight like 0.76

00:02:56.240 a little tight thing in my back and it was like and i was like oh there it is yep and for days

00:03:01.360 bro and it was a joke at first i was like ha ha i went to the place that you got your little

00:03:06.040 wrist fixed and they they did everything they can they performed every surgery possible 0.99

00:03:10.900 how many surgeries at least one that's a lot it was a mental surgery they said i was a pussy 0.99

00:03:15.600 It still didn't come through 0.99

00:03:16.800 I'm just hurting right now

00:03:19.060 It's okay

00:03:19.560 I can see

00:03:20.180 It looks like you're hurting

00:03:21.100 More emotionally

00:03:21.960 But

00:03:22.580 Because it's 0.89

00:03:23.380 It's erupting my freaking life 0.71

00:03:25.140 Sure man 0.95

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00:03:39.260 We have a phenomenal guest today 0.94

00:03:40.480 Cannot wait to bring her on 1.00

00:03:41.580 Massive guest 1.00

00:03:42.440 Yeah

00:03:42.680 I don't want to say massive guest

00:03:44.140 That seems

00:03:44.540 Not size-wise, magnitude, significance is massive.

00:03:52.120 Someone with an inside look at all the happenings that exist within the environment that is Team Maverick

00:03:58.900 and the household that exists around it.

00:04:01.160 I mean, this is something that the crowd has been asking for for a long, long time. 0.99

00:04:06.600 Shout out to the Los Angeles Dodgers for winning the fucking World Series, dude. 0.99

00:04:11.320 Can we get some lights? 1.00

00:04:14.540 That happened

00:04:16.100 Last night

00:04:17.300 You know how I know

00:04:18.440 I live in North Hollywood

00:04:20.120 Sometimes you can walk

00:04:21.420 Toward the street

00:04:21.860 And it's beautiful

00:04:22.360 Sometimes it's like

00:04:23.040 Oh my god 1.00

00:04:23.420 I need to get the fuck 0.98

00:04:24.020 Out of here 0.98

00:04:24.420 I'm hearing gunshots

00:04:26.260 Oh is that what

00:04:27.680 The fireworks were last night

00:04:28.980 Oh

00:04:29.520 Welcome to earth

00:04:31.020 Oh

00:04:31.480 What do you mean earth

00:04:32.380 I mean

00:04:32.800 Dude 0.99

00:04:33.260 I don't want to shit 0.99

00:04:34.080 On baseball 0.99

00:04:34.520 But

00:04:34.840 Don't do it

00:04:35.900 No it's a great sport

00:04:37.480 No he can

00:04:38.220 American pasta

00:04:38.900 I'm not gonna

00:04:39.400 No I'm not

00:04:39.740 Cause I'm not gonna

00:04:40.260 I'm really not going to

00:04:41.220 I just maybe I'm

00:04:42.180 Maybe I'm not as cultured

00:04:43.120 As I thought I was 1.00

00:04:43.820 Fuck 1.00

00:04:44.060 I should have known that. 1.00

00:04:45.680 Come on, dude.

00:04:46.780 Come on.

00:04:47.220 That's our city.

00:04:48.140 Come on, Logan.

00:04:49.220 LA Dodgers, LA Lakers.

00:04:51.820 Back-to-back sports victories.

00:04:53.440 Big year for Los Angeles.

00:04:54.780 Great time to be here. 1.00

00:04:55.960 And as I said, California, what a fucking state. 1.00

00:04:58.020 Am I right, boys? 1.00

00:04:58.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:59.140 Except we pay a lot of taxes.

00:05:00.620 A lot of taxes. 0.56

00:05:01.040 Let's bring out our guest.

00:05:05.980 Our guest today is one of the hardest working people that I know.

00:05:09.700 She's worked alongside me for the past three years and is the glue behind this organization 0.98

00:05:14.860 here to talk about how much she hates her job and what it's like working with a YouTubing

00:05:19.260 boxing Pokemon collector.

00:05:21.020 It's my assistant, Danny Strobel.

00:05:24.400 Yes.

00:05:25.280 We really need an MVP chat.

00:05:28.220 We need an MVP.

00:05:29.660 Like a chant?

00:05:31.120 Like this.

00:05:31.760 MVP.

00:05:32.580 I wore my fancy pants today.

00:05:34.120 What did you say?

00:05:34.700 I wore my fancy pants today.

00:05:36.100 I know.

00:05:36.600 I know.

00:05:36.940 You look great, Danny.

00:05:37.660 You look great.

00:05:38.140 Thanks.

00:05:38.240 I like when you dress up

00:05:41.080 Or you wear

00:05:41.640 How's it sound

00:05:43.440 It's weird sitting there

00:05:45.400 So just some background

00:05:46.900 Dani runs the note taking

00:05:48.900 And a lot of the boards for this podcast

00:05:50.960 She's watched

00:05:51.600 How do I turn Mike down

00:05:53.300 A lot of people

00:05:55.240 Yeah Mike shut up

00:05:55.980 I ask that in everyday life 0.84

00:05:58.060 Like can I please turn Mike down anyway

00:05:59.640 And it's a great question

00:06:00.480 Two hundred and what

00:06:02.440 Thirty episodes

00:06:03.760 You've been here since episode one

00:06:05.840 Every time

00:06:06.900 every time you see the lights change color that's danny for a while every time you saw the

00:06:11.680 shot switch that was danny oh because you you were the engineer as well this is what i'm saying

00:06:16.780 danny yeah your skills are eclectic there's nothing you can't do and i think you have a

00:06:20.840 lot of insight on a just being like a hard-working human because i have no doubt in my mind you're

00:06:25.040 going to be successful no matter what you do i wish you could work with me forever and i'm going

00:06:28.520 to try to convince you to do that are you firing her we'll see right now no i just like i gotta i

00:06:35.740 gotta keep danny uh stimulated you know what i'm saying like i'm sure we're gonna dive into this

00:06:40.540 conversation this always happens with uh when i have people that i work with on this podcast

00:06:46.240 like when we had hayden on it's a bit therapeutic in a way uh and i'm sure we're gonna say some

00:06:53.320 things in this podcast that we can both leave with to uh continue further develop this this

00:06:57.560 working relationship how are you i'm good i realize i like set up my drinks here beforehand

00:07:02.380 for you but for myself yeah yeah because normally do it for the guests right so what's it like

00:07:08.440 sitting there and not behind the computer feels a little like i i'm lacking a little bit of control

00:07:13.780 oh yeah okay here's the good news you know that we're not here you know it's just a conversation

00:07:19.640 we know each other um and have for a while now uh three years four actually we've been working

00:07:25.760 we've known each other for what known each other for four years okay working together for two and

00:07:29.700 it's interesting what the inception of this relationship was yeah it just got taken away

00:07:36.380 from us yeah yeah uh how do we even say this i don't know you go for it you go for it back in

00:07:43.220 like 2017 i woke up one day and i was like i need a school bus and i bought one for nine thousand

00:07:51.200 dollars and it was in new york and i didn't know how to get it to la because it was uh an older

00:07:55.460 school bus like 1970 1980 and I and I was like dad who lived in Ohio I was like can you grab

00:08:00.320 this school bus 2005 yeah in 2005 yeah oh I lied decades off yeah that's gonna happen a lot in this

00:08:09.020 episode yeah Danny's a stickler for uh for exact she has her name on her own phone like hi like

00:08:15.540 just in case you're like oh that's mine and that's one of her biggest strengths her attention

00:08:20.760 in the detail it's fantastic we need her we need her i've said it oftentimes she's the glue that

00:08:25.960 holds the maverick house together yeah yeah just if it wasn't so far off i wouldn't have corrected

00:08:30.000 it but please continue no i'm glad you did okay it's not a retro bus but it is an old bus and i

00:08:34.520 only trusted my father to drive it from new york to california he posted on his instagram he's an

00:08:39.440 adventure man he's like hey if anyone wants to join me on this ride feel free to do so and like

00:08:44.380 five people he picked up along the way and you were one of them yeah you were one of the people

00:08:50.700 That decided to get in the bus with Greg Paul

00:08:53.520 And travel across the country

00:08:55.120 I called my mom

00:08:56.780 No I actually didn't tell my dad

00:08:59.000 I called her and I was like hey

00:09:00.880 There's this guy that just posted on Instagram

00:09:03.360 I know of his son

00:09:04.860 He does these YouTube videos so I feel like

00:09:06.860 He can't do anything bad because he's in the public light

00:09:08.960 You spoke a little too soon

00:09:10.420 Have you not heard of this thing called

00:09:12.720 Me too that's been going around

00:09:14.360 Everybody in the industry

00:09:15.520 It wasn't in a creepy way

00:09:17.420 It was just a random person

00:09:19.680 On a random bus

00:09:21.380 Like it was very weird

00:09:22.800 That's why I didn't tell my dad

00:09:23.740 I literally was in LA

00:09:24.620 And my dad called me

00:09:25.360 And was like

00:09:25.720 What are you doing

00:09:26.580 Where are you at

00:09:27.240 And how did you get there

00:09:28.780 And how did you get there

00:09:30.140 Yeah

00:09:30.420 And I was like

00:09:31.040 Ah here's the story

00:09:32.000 But he was

00:09:32.920 He was mad that I didn't tell him

00:09:34.640 Of course Danny

00:09:35.400 I gotta ask 1.00

00:09:36.180 Why'd you get on the fucking bus 1.00

00:09:37.620 I needed 1.00

00:09:38.260 I

00:09:38.580 Hannah Montana tickets

00:09:40.460 That was my first concert

00:09:43.300 Hannah Montana Joseph

00:09:44.040 Was it

00:09:44.400 Is that how you got the tickets

00:09:45.940 No 1.00

00:09:46.480 Have you guys not heard of that shit 1.00

00:09:48.340 Like you don't go into 1.00

00:09:49.340 a stranger's fucking van was it because it was a bus you're like it's different here's what it is 0.98

00:09:53.820 i i love adventure and i love doing new things just like you said stimulation i i get i get 0.99

00:10:01.700 tired of doing the same thing over and over again so i was in college yeah i uh had been there for

00:10:06.740 three years three years is like it's a lot yeah and uh it was actually two weeks before nationals

00:10:12.380 for triathlon which was crazy because my coaches were like what are you doing this is like a big

00:10:16.060 training weekend and i was like i gotta get out of here i gotta go do something else and i saw it

00:10:19.440 online and i was like this is it this man driving this 2005 bus yeah i swear there's nothing even

00:10:25.940 do you are you the kind of person that likes i i you said you like change but are you weird

00:10:32.920 would you consider yourself a kind of a weird person yeah but like what in a great way yeah

00:10:38.620 like like a little bit different like you you like to do things that aren't exactly linear in 0.95

00:10:43.500 life like you like to take risks oh fuck yes she takes risks i'm worried about gp and i know him 0.93

00:10:49.160 you got into a van when he was a stranger he's actually i will say this welcoming no yeah his 0.99

00:10:56.460 first impressions are often fantastic right yeah but dude you're on a trip that's hours we had

00:11:01.740 calls on the phone like twice before like so it wasn't just like super random he like vetted me

00:11:05.960 and i kind of vetted him what was it what did he say that that calmed you enough to get onto

00:11:10.260 the strange school bus with him what what did he say to you danny i don't think i remember actually

00:11:16.600 i don't like i wasn't memorable i dm'd him and was just like are you passing through colorado

00:11:22.280 right and he goes hell yeah colorado i love colorado oh because that's where you were yeah

00:11:26.220 because you went to college at colorado state university yeah fantastic and that's and that's

00:11:31.380 okay okay and every time we go to colorado she goes yeah yeah you you i'm gonna meet up with

00:11:36.140 some of my friends you yeah so i love when we go to colorado because selfishly but you like boulder

00:11:41.060 and it doesn't make any sense to me actually does make sense because you are you and i am me yeah

00:11:46.200 and fort collins is better than boulder is that there's like a rivalry or uh it's not even about

00:11:51.520 the rivalry i don't i don't really care about that it's more just like fact truth okay okay got it so

00:11:58.080 he passed through colorado he picked you up and then he dropped you off on vine street which is

00:12:02.140 where i was in the bus yeah and um i was on a pretty gruesome like regiment there in the morning

00:12:09.120 i'd wake up and i'd work out it was the first thing you know seven eight a.m and i remember

00:12:13.220 the first night that you guys stayed over again there's like five of you that my dad brought

00:12:16.720 i went to go work out and you were the only one that came with me yeah i was highly impressed i

00:12:23.400 needed a workout in yeah because you skipped your triathlon workout that's another thing danny's

00:12:27.700 not uh not telling you maybe you guys don't know about you're an athlete yeah i remember the first

00:12:32.680 time i saw you do a backflip yeah i was stunned what qualify yourself just so they know what kind

00:12:38.620 of type of specimen we're dealing with okay so i grew up uh doing gymnastics i did a bunch of

00:12:42.880 other sports but gymnastics was like my main thing that i did um and then that brought me to high

00:12:47.660 school and in high school i joined the track team and started pole vaulting which kind of goes hand

00:12:52.140 in hand with gymnastics i think that's why i was good at it okay um so i did that through high

00:12:56.380 school actually have my high school pole vaulting record so doesn't your brother also hold the

00:13:01.920 pole vaulting record for male yeah the strobils just go strobils just crushing it it's my family

00:13:11.060 is very competitive and like very into sports and winning things so it's a little bit of a downfall

00:13:17.580 i'll be honest because we would show up to like family reunions or like work events and they're 0.94

00:13:22.440 like shit the strobals are here because we're all we just i feel like it's like a like a adam 0.89

00:13:28.460 sandler movie where they come out of the van the o'doyles the o'doyles yeah yeah o'doyle rules 0.99

00:13:34.080 had their own flag was uh throw a banana in front of you while you're driving on the street you drive

00:13:38.300 your car off the cliff all right whatever adam sandler reference there guys so in high school

00:13:43.060 was pole vaulting pole vaulted through high school got a scholarship actually to go pole vault at a

00:13:48.080 college in uh in indiana and i was like i don't want to go i don't want to stay in indiana so i

00:13:53.600 before went that went to colorado joined the triathlon team and then was a triathlete rock

00:13:59.520 climber backpacker it's interesting how life kind of uh life kind of like had it i don't know life

00:14:07.440 kind of just swept you up and did did what it did with you like because you were on the the path of

00:14:12.180 maybe let's call it like a traditional traditional life right conventional conventional yeah yeah

00:14:17.780 only i would say no only because ever since i was a kid there was no job like i was never headed

00:14:25.140 towards corporate america i was never never headed towards that i hated high school was not good in

00:14:30.280 high school graduated school early at 16 to just like go adventure somewhere to go do something

00:14:36.780 and so how did you graduate early um i just took extra classes okay it wasn't specifically like a

00:14:42.360 grade thing i did fine i got like mostly b's yep um but i took extra classes one summer so i could

00:14:47.900 graduate early and then i went and did a backpacking trip for three months look this is oh no

00:14:53.960 i'm afraid to play it because i was so annoying you look so different yeah i don't want to talk

00:14:58.600 about it but look no let's talk about her danny's right there oh my god dude just arrived to la

00:15:05.920 how funny is that to hang out with this youtube i was hanging out the window of the the bus do 0.53

00:15:10.680 Do you remember that?

00:15:11.680 Yeah, I do.

00:15:12.680 Are those the rest of the Goonies that they're showing?

00:15:14.680 Like who?

00:15:15.680 These are the other kids that decided?

00:15:16.680 That's Kyle, Ashley, and something.

00:15:18.680 They were all so cool and normal.

00:15:20.680 Honestly, it was stunning.

00:15:22.680 They were just down for adventure.

00:15:24.680 This video should be used as an anti-kidnapping, like commercial.

00:15:28.680 Possibly.

00:15:29.680 Like these five children got on a bus with a strange middle-aged man and ended up on

00:15:33.680 Melrose, Los Angeles.

00:15:34.680 Where did they go?

00:15:35.680 None of them were underage.

00:15:37.680 Are you ready for the craziest part? That's just like truth behind the scenes is Greg actually knew the twins from a previous friend of a friend

00:15:45.480 Kyle was a friend of the twins. I was the only random one

00:15:50.580 Everyone else was like and you're the only one that's stuck

00:15:53.820 Think about that. Oh, so interesting. Well cuz my dad for the longest time was he's like yo that Danny girl

00:15:59.640 She works really hard like you should you should maybe talk about bringing her on the team

00:16:03.120 and i'm like okay like we got we got our uh assistant position filled currently you know

00:16:07.860 i think it was ayla you know so many plates uh that she cleaned up so many yeah and then lydia

00:16:13.720 just more plates yeah uh and we had a couple not like issues i'd say but like maybe like hiccups

00:16:20.120 and there comes a time where you know both people just just graduate i was ready to to go to the

00:16:25.620 next level and i needed a bit more uh like professionalism nothing against them i just

00:16:31.120 wasn't running a professional organization like bro i'd break plates and it's like hey that's

00:16:34.620 that's the assistant job now it's like i the the your scope of work is unlimited you your podcast

00:16:41.460 engineer you're taking notes uh you're helping me organizing produce shoots all it's hard to

00:16:46.320 describe what my job is i think that's it's almost frustrating what do you do yeah i'm like so many

00:16:52.420 hats i wear so many i don't know and it's just such a wide scope of work which is cool it keeps

00:16:57.540 it keeps me entertained i'd say it's like a house manager mixed with producer yeah i describe it

00:17:02.600 production coordinator house manager travel coordinator logan's assistant you're an exec

00:17:07.560 assistant you're an exec assistant when i and i remember when i first met you the the time that 0.97

00:17:13.340 you were being vetted to be brought on was a what was a time of turmoil absolute fucking turmoil 0.71

00:17:20.680 within the organization when was it it was it was just wasn't it just post tokyo uh yeah no 0.74

00:17:26.600 you know what's crazy is we met up once before pre-Tokyo right in December I drove you to a

00:17:32.000 script reading or something I came by the house and then after that I came in like January February

00:17:37.740 Mike was there was at a studio I remember it with Jitten Kwan yep I remember it very very clearly

00:17:44.960 and and and as I said it was during a time of infighting restructuring yeah you clearly I'm

00:17:51.640 sure remember how much fucking turmoil was within the organization with me specifically because i

00:17:57.660 remember when i when i started here in april of that year mike was written on the the no-go list 0.80

00:18:03.180 right which was so crazy because you were there originally when i like met with logan and the

00:18:07.700 team the first time so it's just funny then two months later to see you integrated back in and i

00:18:11.780 remember you're standing up on the balcony and you're just like hey by the way if you ever need

00:18:15.400 anything you can come to me people regard me as like someone that they can like come to if they

00:18:20.000 anything and literally in my head i was like he said the same thing except he said come on and i 0.99

00:18:25.180 was like what the fuck and you and you made that that funny face but now you learned over the past 0.99

00:18:30.560 three years that i am that person 100 that you come to me for any problem you have if there's 0.99

00:18:35.580 an issue with a a co-worker a colleague anything that i'll handle it with you and you've been

00:18:39.860 absolutely fucking incredible but what what was it like you you were um there for that trajectory 0.70

00:18:47.680 from the pits of hell back to where we are now what is what was it what has it been like being 0.84

00:18:52.460 on that roller coaster ride that some of us have been on for the past couple years

00:18:56.220 it's an interesting take from the inside because i feel like it's much more like a small smaller

00:19:03.920 magnifying glass on it like you're focusing on these little things that eventually build you

00:19:07.640 into like the bigger picture that we are today that's a bigger better production all around

00:19:12.540 you've grown we've all grown but at the time we're just working on little projects and so i

00:19:17.060 don't think i even looking back i don't even think i see it or saw it as it being messier or harder

00:19:24.880 than it is now it's just like it's hard it does what you're saying is this when you plant the

00:19:31.600 apple seed it's hard to visualize the tree right it's hard to imagine that this tiny little seed

00:19:37.840 sad guru said this will grow into a tree if you told me if i showed you this and said this will

00:19:42.720 be that outside see that 10 foot tall blossoming beautiful tree with fruit on it you have to be

00:19:47.800 crazy to believe me especially if you haven't seen it happen yet right yeah and we were in

00:19:51.120 i totally get what you're saying focusing on a lot of uh we were doing best friends right around

00:19:56.840 then too right it was a lot of experimentation sales that's yeah that's why we were in what 0.73

00:20:01.200 you said it was just like let's throw shit at the wall and see what sticks and and we found some

00:20:06.720 stuff and uh we learned a lot about each other and i wanted to ask you i'm afraid to know the 0.66

00:20:11.780 answer this question uh what what has what are some of the hardest tasks that you've had to do

00:20:19.400 here or the most frustrating difficult like i hate this job i'm gonna rip my hair out

00:20:24.840 type things that i've asked you to do yeah um she pulls out a list she's like okay no i i wrote a

00:20:31.740 couple things down just to try to like think about it and the funny thing about me and the way my

00:20:35.420 brain works is that i'll be so frustrated in the moment or i'll call my parents or i'll drive home

00:20:41.540 when I would just be so frustrated,

00:20:42.720 but once that day passes, it's gone.

00:20:44.920 And I'll think about it, maybe I'll mull over it

00:20:46.760 for if it's something big,

00:20:48.400 maybe for the next week or whatever,

00:20:50.040 but then if my mood and my endorphins have changed,

00:20:53.260 then I've changed.

00:20:54.060 So the things that come to mind are

00:20:55.800 the jet ski era made me want to die.

00:20:59.620 It was that bad?

00:21:00.800 It was, I wanted to turn you into a jet ski 1.00

00:21:06.620 and then ram you into the side of the pool. 0.70

00:21:08.440 They were too small, they were too big,

00:21:10.900 They were leaking oil

00:21:11.960 They didn't work

00:21:12.760 How many jet skis

00:21:13.760 Did we go through

00:21:14.360 I think there were

00:21:14.560 Seven of them

00:21:15.740 And people see

00:21:17.260 The end result

00:21:17.960 They see the video

00:21:18.900 Of us with the jet ski

00:21:20.220 In the pool

00:21:20.680 But what they don't see

00:21:22.000 Is the interaction

00:21:22.880 That exists between you

00:21:23.980 And the person

00:21:24.480 Coming to sell it

00:21:25.300 Then the thing doesn't start

00:21:26.420 You have to tell them

00:21:27.000 To put it back on the trailer

00:21:28.140 Move it out

00:21:29.220 We're not paying for it

00:21:30.340 Actually you're paying us 1.00

00:21:31.360 For wasting our fucking time 1.00

00:21:32.660 Yeah 1.00

00:21:32.940 That whole thing

00:21:34.620 And I think that is actually

00:21:35.800 The through line

00:21:36.360 For what

00:21:36.880 What does frustrate me the most

00:21:39.060 Is a simple

00:21:40.280 ask via logan of find me a jet ski simple right not and so it just takes me and it just goes

00:21:49.480 through so much and in in in my position i'm like they think it's it's just so easy to find a jet

00:21:55.360 ski it's not yeah and so it's like the other thing i thought of was uh i love travel and i love

00:22:01.120 travel coordinating but the most frustrating thing is like being home and one of you like

00:22:07.560 you or someone just being like hey we're changing this we're moving this around and if the time

00:22:12.760 change it's 2 a.m it's it's 11 p.m it's i wake up to four texts on my phone and you guys are just

00:22:18.960 like oh we missed our flight which i don't i think that's only only happened once in like a visa or

00:22:23.040 whatever that situation was it's it's when it when everything shifts and change changes and it all

00:22:29.000 has to happen very quickly and then something else comes in it i'm like that is such a such a

00:22:36.400 unique and important skill to have

00:22:39.520 for someone in your position

00:22:40.720 being able to call an audible and activate quickly

00:22:43.160 and I think I can activate

00:22:45.180 and I can do it successfully

00:22:46.300 I just don't want to

00:22:48.660 you're incredible

00:22:50.840 and honestly like through the years

00:22:53.660 I can't even look at them

00:22:55.420 do you want to show them?

00:22:57.220 let's see what happens here 0.85

00:22:59.500 we got some haul damage

00:23:02.680 this whole thing is a disaster

00:23:04.520 a disaster

00:23:05.600 one of the things you've always done and we talked about you know calling upon me in times

00:23:10.760 your need is like you you'll be like mike why does he do this like because because here's the

00:23:17.080 thing once again everyone sees the execution they see the end result yeah but but you don't realize

00:23:22.740 how simple of a notion it starts with when it comes from logan danny i want to build a couch

00:23:29.200 in the floor make it happen and and and you're sitting there and she and she comes to me she'll

00:23:34.620 come to me and she'll say mike logan wants to dig a hole in his perfect hardwood floor that makes up 0.96

00:23:44.260 20 of the value of this fucking eight million dollar house she'll come to me and she'll say 0.97

00:23:48.300 what what are we going to do and i'm like i can talk to him but i assure you no matter what i say 0.99

00:23:53.280 to him he's going to want certain things i know he wants to dig the fucking hole yeah and so now 0.96

00:23:57.140 she has to go activate on a task that is essentially destroying property you have someone 0.99

00:24:02.500 is going to come in destroy the floor with a jackhammer in the middle of the morning every day 0.97

00:24:07.660 and and blow a hole in the floor essentially and she's got to go make it happen even though she 0.92

00:24:11.680 knows she shouldn't fucking do it i think something that i learned from the very beginning and i 0.84

00:24:15.820 actually learned this in pa work working as a production assistant on set is don't get in the 0.98

00:24:20.620 thought process of asking why and i don't know if you've noticed it from me but i've just recently

00:24:25.240 i've been asking why a little bit just because i'm like having fun being curious but previously

00:24:29.640 I just wouldn't ask why I would just do it because the moment my brain goes into why and starts to

00:24:36.080 legitimize or try to put logic to it it'll ruin the whole thing it's just do it don't ask questions

00:24:42.260 and I used to it used to frustrate me a little bit not with you but when I'd have this idea and

00:24:49.040 someone would uh question it in a way where it was immediately negated right right but with you

00:24:55.440 especially now you've been here for so long and i really do value your opinion i like i like talking

00:25:00.300 through my uh decisions yeah it's it's good to say them out loud to get a second opinion and it's

00:25:06.760 part of the reason like i think it's safe to say our whole team has gotten extremely candid with

00:25:10.000 just like being open and talking through pretty much every decision that we make yeah i mean we

00:25:14.520 debrief over every single podcast yep so like yeah i mean but that's the tricky part uh art

00:25:20.640 sometimes doesn't come with logic so when you're trying to create art people are trying to like

00:25:25.100 Understand your thought process

00:25:26.520 And you can't

00:25:27.480 Because if you did

00:25:28.300 Then you would

00:25:28.760 Create the art

00:25:29.600 Yep

00:25:29.980 That makes sense

00:25:30.700 Totally makes sense

00:25:31.440 He always pulls

00:25:32.840 That's the problem

00:25:33.720 He always pulls it off

00:25:34.840 When you guys were

00:25:35.620 When you guys were

00:25:36.480 Talking about

00:25:37.200 So I'm always just like 1.00

00:25:37.940 Fuck dude 0.99

00:25:38.580 I'm sitting here 1.00

00:25:39.240 I told the kid

00:25:39.760 Not to do this

00:25:40.480 50 million views

00:25:41.720 Like 20 million views

00:25:42.840 I'm like

00:25:43.240 Alright I get it now

00:25:44.760 So then I stop asking why

00:25:46.240 And so when people

00:25:46.780 Come in with the jackhammer

00:25:47.980 To ruin the house

00:25:49.080 I'm like alright

00:25:49.520 He's got a plan 0.99

00:25:50.100 So he's got to fucking do it 0.99

00:25:51.500 Just go somewhere else 0.99

00:25:52.680 That one worked out

00:25:53.500 Because it's cement

00:25:54.620 And it's still more comfortable 1.00

00:25:56.200 Than the fucking couch you bought 1.00

00:25:57.340 God, that couch 1.00

00:25:59.340 We'll get cushions in it

00:26:00.520 No, it's coming

00:26:01.060 I think, yeah

00:26:02.540 Is that frustrating?

00:26:05.340 I get really frustrated at things

00:26:07.460 Such as half the house doesn't have hot water right now

00:26:10.640 We haven't for a long time

00:26:12.060 For six months

00:26:12.920 At this point

00:26:13.960 And I've dealt with

00:26:15.040 I didn't know that

00:26:15.940 Six, seven different contractors

00:26:18.000 I know because I don't tell you

00:26:19.340 Because his wing

00:26:20.160 His wing's great

00:26:20.960 So I don't bother him with it

00:26:22.360 He knows

00:26:23.340 He knows that every day I walk out of my room, six months.

00:26:26.400 No, it's been since the beginning of quarantine.

00:26:27.780 I thought you liked that shower.

00:26:29.420 I prefer to use the shower in my room, but I mean, like it's nice back there.

00:26:33.920 It's a big bathroom, but I've dealt with six or seven different contractors.

00:26:37.860 The, uh, the gas company, the air duct people, the whatever.

00:26:42.980 And every time someone comes, they say they fix it.

00:26:45.980 It works for a day.

00:26:46.900 It doesn't, it doesn't work the next day.

00:26:48.640 We've already bought a new unit.

00:26:50.080 I don't want to spend any more of your money.

00:26:51.980 Thanks.

00:26:52.340 And so right now we're trying to do like a small claims court against the company.

00:26:58.400 You're lying.

00:26:59.040 Yeah.

00:26:59.760 Wow.

00:27:00.280 See, we don't even know about this stuff. 0.99

00:27:01.680 She just. 1.00

00:27:02.760 She puts a lien on your house. 0.94

00:27:04.200 Like, yeah, we have to sell it. 1.00

00:27:04.980 We're like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:27:06.120 She just quietly runs the show and does a great job of it. 1.00

00:27:09.100 What, how, when you describe what you do beyond, beyond, you know, producer or house manager

00:27:16.740 or executive assistant, when you describe the place that you work, how do you, how do

00:27:20.780 you describe the maverick house to people i love when you guys ask questions you're like nervous

00:27:25.820 about it i'm just very curious i don't know it depends who i'm talking to also i very much um

00:27:34.300 like prep my conversation with people depending on you gotta know your audience yeah i gotta know

00:27:40.360 my audience read the room um so if they already know that like i work for logan like what i'm

00:27:45.060 doing i'll just be like it's a it's a it's six boys living together it's like i'm i'm living

00:27:52.680 in a house full of like 15 year olds who have a lot of money to spend so bad for you i feel so bad

00:27:58.820 and it's crazy because i i'm i'm down to be a mom in the future like i think that's in my path but 0.91

00:28:05.420 like they can't be rich well they're rich fucking back inside me i think one of my most like the 0.83

00:28:12.160 The most frustrating thing 0.99

00:28:13.900 At my heart of hearts

00:28:14.800 Is when I'm sitting here

00:28:15.720 And I'm like

00:28:16.120 I

00:28:16.760 Am dreading being a mom

00:28:18.980 Because I feel like

00:28:20.080 I've been a mother

00:28:20.820 To you guys

00:28:21.460 For the past three years

00:28:22.360 And it's like all

00:28:23.080 I'm like

00:28:23.460 I

00:28:24.060 Need to go

00:28:25.800 Live a 23 year old's life

00:28:27.740 You know 0.99

00:28:28.940 I wanted to talk about that

00:28:30.200 Yeah

00:28:30.520 But can I say something

00:28:31.340 And this is for

00:28:32.660 Good reasons

00:28:33.440 No you're not 6'9 guys

00:28:34.600 6'9

00:28:34.980 You should have comfort

00:28:37.580 In your heart

00:28:38.000 To know that

00:28:38.400 When you hold that child

00:28:39.520 And you look that child

00:28:40.700 In the eyes

00:28:41.020 You'll remember 0.99

00:28:41.940 one thing that's different you will actually fucking love that child you don't love us so 0.99

00:28:46.960 when we do stupid shit you're just like i don't like these guys i love you guys i do i really do 0.99

00:28:52.200 i think that we're it's a different thing than like like me and david like he's here all the 0.99

00:28:57.620 time i'm here all the time you everyone's here all the time but like you guys are friends and

00:29:02.680 i would consider you guys like it's different like you guys aren't like my boys and we're not

00:29:06.940 like friends we're not hanging out so like my personal life is very much intertwined with a

00:29:12.400 group of people who are like i care for and i love and like you guys are like brothers to me

00:29:18.140 almost but it's not like my friends yeah you know so it's like that tension between like

00:29:22.700 my life versus work life and it works for you guys because you guys are all living your life

00:29:30.180 it works a lot of the time i mean it's it's it's wild living with being with being friends with

00:29:36.600 all you know all those things with with people like this i mean this is a crazy it's a crazy

00:29:42.160 world that you exist in and you're and i also think that your relationship is different with

00:29:47.200 you know with each one of us 100 100 yeah i just think of like outside of this and this is to know

00:29:54.720 like insult but like none of you guys would be like my friends outside of this me and you both

00:30:00.840 cycle why not we couldn't no we would cycle together oh logan's hurt i'm so sorry like i

00:30:05.840 no no but like you're like my brother like i think of you like that versus like oh no he's

00:30:12.220 gonna cry i'm not gonna cry i i'm being facetious i know i i get what you're saying you're not going

00:30:17.760 horseback riding with me i get what you're saying i get i totally get what you're saying in a work

00:30:21.440 environment our relationship or in my eyes anyways is like ace it's almost yeah it's almost it's

00:30:25.980 almost perfect but outside of work we just have different interests yeah i totally get what you're

00:30:30.800 saying. And also I commend you for being comfortable and having the, I can't say balls, having the

00:30:37.340 courage, having the courage. No, I can't. No, here's the thing about that. We've talked about

00:30:41.520 this. Balls are sensitive. I know. Yeah, you can't say it. Balls are sensitive. Having the 0.96

00:30:46.400 balls to do this doesn't make sense. Balls are sensitive. Right. Vaginas take up. But what is 1.00

00:30:51.940 the, yes. Hey, I said it too. But what is the mean, what is the makeup behind having the cojones

00:30:58.580 or the balls is is that supposed to be the region that your strength comes from in a man apparently 0.99

00:31:03.300 like it's where your testosterone is coming from which gives you like oh i'm missing 15 i still 0.98

00:31:08.580 feel pretty good you're ballsy you're ballsy kid listen anyway uh being able to say that well it's

00:31:12.280 because i know it's because i know that you know i care for all of you guys and you guys care for

00:31:16.180 me and it's danny we're just i care for you immensely but we are wild we're wild danny we're

00:31:22.420 lunatics you are like the only like you have a an amazing head on your shoulders and uh your

00:31:30.100 your morals are incredible um your values are amazing your interests are incredibly peculiar

00:31:36.540 peculiar and unique um and so i wanted to ask how i know how but i want to hear you say it

00:31:47.000 how are you how do you balance having a personal life and also working at a job that is incredibly

00:31:53.500 demanding you're you're here a lot you work a lot of hours yeah even when you're not working

00:31:58.600 i'm working yeah i text you and i'm like uh i need a hundred thousand dollars in cash tomorrow

00:32:03.460 morning i'm like great is it uh within 10 a.m to 10 p.m nope all right yeah yeah yeah i know

00:32:07.980 i noticed you don't respond on Sundays sometimes sometimes it's fine it's fine and by the way if

00:32:14.060 this doesn't need me i'm not gonna respond it's gonna be fine i'm not gonna respond it's gonna

00:32:16.920 be okay i get it i totally i sent you that text picture the other day funny of what did it say

00:32:21.460 like when someone from tech from work texts you on your day off and he goes nope and he goes i

00:32:26.180 understand yeah i get it nope i more do that as like a reminder for both of us yeah but yeah how

00:32:31.880 do you balance your per i i dropped something off at your uh apartment complex the other day

00:32:37.020 you're with friends i was like this is amazing yeah i can't sundays are my my uh sanctuary yeah

00:32:44.140 my day because by the way it's the only day i have off hey that's it six days a week

00:32:48.900 i think i think what i do and what i have done is like i've put this

00:32:55.960 presentation self up like of myself when i come here and that's like i don't want to like i'm not

00:33:04.740 bringing any of my like personal stuff my frustrations my emotions whatever like i try

00:33:11.260 not to at least obviously sometimes it like sometimes it can come through but that in itself

00:33:16.280 also protects me from everything else that's bopping around out here right it's like my

00:33:20.320 little shield where you guys have done so good by the way i appreciate appreciate you guys so much

00:33:25.060 for the danny cover your ears everyone jokes about it but like i love it i'm like if i don't need to

00:33:29.540 hear this conversation i'm out yeah and so that's been very helpful a lot of your cover and it took

00:33:35.580 and it took us a while to get i mean i don't know how much we want to talk about we had a a feud at

00:33:40.220 the beginning of both of our employments here where i'll just say i was a big free baller i

00:33:45.820 used to roll commando all the time and i would not wear gray shorts oh wow the gray shorts era

00:33:52.840 i just it's just kind of who i am i would wear these thin shorts and danny eventually told me 0.99

00:33:57.960 hey man like you know all the power to you for just letting your dick hang like that but 0.98

00:34:02.920 i don't really like this at all you know what i'm saying so you know in a lot of ways danny's 0.99

00:34:08.020 the reason i wear underwear or at least thicker shorts and so she's a massive uh a massive growth 0.57

00:34:13.540 factor for me thank you for that you're welcome i just want i want i want to facilitate growth

00:34:21.360 you have you have you know you have like how can you grow how can we all grow if you're not

00:34:26.140 wearing underwear growing up but but but that parlayed then into um and and he helped me with

00:34:34.340 this a lot too into knowing when to say certain things in front of people and i and i i i definitely

00:34:40.760 act you've at least improved how i act in front of women with just a little bit more respect and

00:34:46.380 a little bit more dignity because you've always told me like listen like i'm not like you guys 1.00

00:34:49.880 i'm not like you guys you guys are you guys are fucked up you guys are fucking animals dude you're 1.00

00:34:55.200 a bunch of frat fucked up animals i did say that once he got so offended i was like am i lying 1.00

00:35:00.820 she did she said it and and we were talking about the show and what we talk about and 0.99

00:35:05.700 and she was like mike like you you guys you know very much we talk about it a lot exist in a little

00:35:11.920 bit of a bubble and we do crazy shit and so when she said that to me it really made sense and every

00:35:16.580 time i was going to talk about a danny headphones i can't but anytime i was going to say something 0.90

00:35:23.200 you know crazy i tell her to cover it up but um yeah yeah no and i think that wraps up that

00:35:29.000 question which is just I've I've put on a little bit of a barrier to protect myself and then

00:35:33.480 before work or after work I mean I'd wake up at 6 a.m to go horseback riding to come to be able

00:35:38.900 to get here before work which eventually I got a little you know it goes through cycles of burnout

00:35:44.740 of trying to separate and do enough of me stuff I remember that I remember you you'd be like yeah

00:35:49.900 I went horseback riding this morning I was like yo it's 9 it's 9 a.m how did you have time to do

00:35:54.860 that and uh it's so hard because like as a human i do i'm like i i feel bad like i'm i'm taking a

00:36:02.140 lot of this person's time as someone who's running a business and absolutely just wants to accomplish

00:36:08.000 as much as possible in the 24 hours i'm given i'm like i need this person to perform right and so

00:36:13.120 it's this weird balance between being a boss and just like not even not even so much a friend just

00:36:19.040 as like an empath yeah uh do you still do your extracurricular activities before and after work

00:36:25.680 like do you have the energy i i'm currently at the moment i'll be completely honest

00:36:31.280 completely and entirely burnt out of quite everything you even had a lot of trouble

00:36:36.740 saying what you just said i know i could i could tell i could tell uh and i and i want i i want to

00:36:42.860 figure something out i don't know what it is like let's work together to find a solution and also

00:36:46.720 We pushed her back to leaving earlier in the day.

00:36:49.580 Because, I mean, I feel like at one point you were set like seven days.

00:36:52.860 I was seven for six months.

00:36:54.900 I did 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.

00:36:56.660 Sorry, Monday through Sunday.

00:36:58.440 So every day.

00:36:59.260 And then it changed to Saturday.

00:37:00.480 I wanted to ask you this.

00:37:01.480 I've always been afraid.

00:37:02.260 Why did you do that?

00:37:03.460 Because I never asked you.

00:37:04.780 I never said like, hey, 10 p.m.

00:37:06.500 Did I?

00:37:07.220 Yeah.

00:37:07.500 It's in my contract. 1.00

00:37:09.700 Bullshit. 1.00

00:37:10.500 He's like, I never asked you. 1.00

00:37:12.340 It's be on call and be at the house and like there unless.

00:37:16.720 like told otherwise i don't i may have to check you on that i don't think legally we can put it

00:37:21.960 in a contract to have you work 12 hours a day well it's it's on call 10 am to 10 okay okay that's

00:37:26.000 okay that makes sense but then if i'm on call and you you've you always from the get needed me from

00:37:31.620 10 am to 10 pm so there was no okay let back of okay well if i just am home or doing my own thing

00:37:38.700 because like there was a couple times in the beginning where i would like try out that but

00:37:41.760 then i'd be at the wrong spot at the wrong time and you needed me so it's like if i'm here

00:37:45.940 that's i'm here and ready to help you you know it was like unspoken you didn't ask for that but you

00:37:52.960 did by needing me from 10 a.m to 10 p.m this is this has always been a fun uh relationship for

00:37:59.080 me to watch as well coming from a corporate background and and even more so a person who

00:38:04.620 managed uh delegates below me yeah uh watching him come into his own as a manager and i and 0.68

00:38:12.180 we've gone through so many fucking struggles between you know him and you and communication 0.79

00:38:18.160 and and ours and and have you have you noticed a growth in him as a as a boss and as a leader in 0.94

00:38:24.600 the organization over the past couple years yeah yeah i mean a little bit yeah no i know he's like

00:38:29.120 oh shoot yeah i think he's he's become more um aware of like what's going on and like the impact

00:38:38.160 that it has on others but I will say it's still like a frustration would be the like if you don't

00:38:44.060 need me anymore let me know I can go kind of thing because what my every day for the past two and a

00:38:49.040 half years I've texted him the exact same text every single night what's it say do you know I

00:38:54.420 do uh I'm trying to get the verbiage uh do you need anything else that's right I texted it to

00:39:00.680 him in French the other day switch things up a little bit yeah that was fun yeah Danny what's

00:39:05.420 your uh what's your fondest memory uh as a part of team maverick was it a trip was it uh something

00:39:13.660 that happened to a gift that you were given like is it like or is that i don't want to lead you

00:39:18.360 into it but yeah um on i mean on that note the car was pretty awesome um i loved i like being

00:39:25.400 involved in things you know and so like the last year with the combat training being able to do

00:39:33.040 that and be a part of that was like when we went through there was like when we went through at

00:39:38.000 night in the mud it went oh that was like literally one of the highlights of like the past two years

00:39:43.760 at least that i can like think of in the beginning and then we did the burpees at the end and we just

00:39:48.200 like crushed it it was like being involved like i want to be that's crazy that was that was a

00:39:53.020 moment it was a moment it was a moment for me too we she's talking about tim clemente's combat

00:39:57.000 training course in uh west virginia yeah in west virginia logan made a video about it we got to

00:40:01.660 learn from Navy SEALs how to handle uh their weaponry how to you know approach combat situations

00:40:06.740 and Logan went through the course you know multiple times that was kind of the the precipice

00:40:11.960 the catalyst for us being there but then at the end they sent me and Danny down the course together

00:40:16.980 and it's a live fire environment where we're handling AR-15s live fire rounds and handguns

00:40:24.460 at the same time so you're switching from your your primary to your secondary weapon running

00:40:28.500 down this course at night as a team as a team and protect send protect like as and and and

00:40:34.840 logan had gone through it and the day and it started to drizzle lightly but by the time me

00:40:38.680 and you took the course on it was a monsoon it was the trenches there were fires burning that

00:40:43.580 were adding smoke to the environment it's crazy how that technically was work right that's the

00:40:48.820 one thing i'll go ahead and stick my chest out and say like this job has prepared you for literally

00:40:56.500 anything i i'm confident that whatever you do next it will be a cake walk compared to this

00:41:03.560 hellhole i mean seriously we put this girl through everything you're talking about an assistant doing

00:41:08.820 a navy seal combat training course yeah that was one of those things where i was like there's a lot

00:41:14.600 of things that i've planned and i've prepped and i've produced and i'm not a part of it besides

00:41:18.940 in like the behind the scenes but that one when it was happening i'm like i will be a part of this

00:41:23.460 this is so much in my alley and because most of the things you guys do i'm not into it as much

00:41:30.980 like i'm i can produce it and i can plan it and i can do everything like that but it's like i don't

00:41:34.500 really even desire to be in it because we don't our interests and creatives even aren't even the

00:41:40.600 same yeah yeah the same way i can't really offer my creative opinion because it's not the same as

00:41:46.600 you did great in the ghost sketch we did that ghost sketch oh yeah see that's another one is

00:41:51.820 Just, like, being involved in something like that.

00:41:54.300 I'm like, I will go underwater in a well.

00:41:57.380 I will, like, crawl myself through the trenches of West Virginia.

00:42:02.780 But just sitting in front of a computer and finding jet skis on Craigslist, I want to.

00:42:06.960 Yeah.

00:42:07.680 It's something we've always struggled with.

00:42:11.000 And I know you've struggled with it.

00:42:13.080 And we've had multiple conversations about this.

00:42:15.560 You are not an assistant.

00:42:17.260 You aren't.

00:42:17.780 You're a very special girl.

00:42:19.140 You're very tough.

00:42:20.100 You're very, very good at what you do.

00:42:21.560 whatever that is you you can act you can sing you can dance you're an entertainer in many many ways

00:42:27.700 um has it has it been tricky for you to balance the fact that we need you to complete things for

00:42:35.900 the for the things that we're doing to get done like there it would be impossible for you to take

00:42:41.440 part in that course or for us to take part in the navy seals course unless you had quarter back the

00:42:45.540 travel and set up everything that existed has it been hard for you to walk that line that one was

00:42:50.120 neat because I could I could jostle both of them and I was fine playing with both because I had

00:42:55.380 like the involvement on one end and it's just like what I mentioned before which was a lot of the

00:43:00.000 things I just had to realize I'm like this isn't stuff that I would it doesn't align with like who

00:43:04.840 I am so doing this type of stuff wouldn't uh accelerate me as Danny it would accelerate me

00:43:12.500 as like Logan's assistant you know and that's not and I'm I love it like I've been for the

00:43:17.600 past two and a half years like i feel like i've crushed the role as an assistant and that's i

00:43:22.000 love to work hard and like dive headfirst into something like that but i've understood that

00:43:28.740 it's not like my playing field in that area you know i can go and ride my horses i can go travel

00:43:34.080 i can go create in my own way well i don't really have time to i want to give you time i want to

00:43:43.340 give you time danny i'm gonna find someone else to help and like play around with it because it's

00:43:50.260 not about i don't think it's about me being like yo peace out you know because i i think that i'm

00:43:55.500 integral part of of this system and making the system as strong as it is but i think those

00:44:01.220 they're just it could be so exciting for someone new that's the two and a half year old go me

00:44:09.160 to come in and have this experience you know to experience what it's like to be in this world

00:44:13.820 and get that and allow me to experience things experience something else sure because you're

00:44:19.260 there i and and one one area in particular that i i i've been like kind of intrigued by it because

00:44:26.820 i wanted to see you you know explore is just like uh your your relationship outside of work

00:44:31.680 with a counterpart i'm talking about your dating life oh god here we go i'm talking about your

00:44:38.540 dating life day this is what i'm i'm literally thinking i was like yo when does this girl have 0.69

00:44:43.600 time to like go on date you don't there was that sucks yeah yeah so i'm sorry i'm sorry good job 0.58

00:44:50.660 logan here's the responsible for here's what's here's lonely woman here's what's been okay about

00:44:56.860 it right so i dated in high school a good amount like i feel like i always had a boyfriend in high

00:45:02.660 school after that i was with this motto of of i gotta figure out myself i gotta make myself a

00:45:10.340 whole piece before i bring something else into that because the way i make decisions in my life

00:45:15.280 are very heart-based they're very like what i'm feeling in the moment do i get on a bus do i you

00:45:21.300 know move out to la for two months and rent an airbnb do i work in production in ohio for a

00:45:25.360 little while like these are all decisions that i very much have made on a whim and my heart felt

00:45:29.560 it very heavy and i made the choice and so if there was another piece in there that was giving

00:45:35.400 me any type of input or thought i.e a boyfriend or a significant other i didn't know if i could

00:45:41.420 make those decisions soundly following my heart if i had someone else weighing in because i'm so

00:45:46.040 much of a giver and an empath and a i want to do what i want to do what someone else is sorry i

00:45:53.080 will inconvenience myself eight times out of ten to make someone else happy it's a very big flaw

00:45:58.020 of mine that I've realized in the last year it's probably why you're a great it's a strength in a

00:46:02.520 lot of ways but in terms of personal growth and personal success in the ways of of this world

00:46:08.800 it's put me at a little bit of a disadvantage because I will I'm not willing to sacrifice

00:46:15.800 someone else's happiness or someone else's whatever to then like climb the ladder of success

00:46:21.280 and so it's it's I'm learning about myself in the past year it's great self-awareness it's good it's

00:46:26.920 good that you know that you're also you're like how we just kind of moved away from the boyfriend

00:46:31.260 no we haven't no we haven't okay no we have it but i saw that but i she she strangely went back

00:46:37.120 to something on the topic before it that i wanted to touch on quickly okay yeah yeah please let's

00:46:41.020 talk on it more yeah yeah and the boyfriend stuff i think what you're wrestling with is something

00:46:44.660 that a lot of people uh especially in america wrestle with which is um this this uh idea that

00:46:52.560 you're spending your life building someone else's dream and and there are some people who are

00:46:58.760 completely okay with the idea of being a part of an organization working for a greater good

00:47:04.560 that eventually ends in a success for the the boss of that organization um do you feel that

00:47:12.880 pulling at you sometimes do you feel like you want to be creating for yourself do you feel like you

00:47:17.220 should be creating for yourself and is that a factor um my my easy answer is yes um I want to

00:47:25.480 make sure to define like creating like I just want to live a lot of words you got this Danny

00:47:31.620 um there are times where I feel like I want to live my life I want to live the existence that

00:47:37.560 is my life and in this world specifically it is very much Logan's life which is not a problem

00:47:42.880 this is your life you know and that's awesome that you've created this um but it does give the

00:47:48.760 feeling to at least me at times where I'm like okay is this my life I'm living or is this my life

00:47:55.020 as a supporting role in someone else's life and that's fine some people like you said they

00:48:00.600 they love that and I think that I am right in the middle where I'm okay with it because I can kind

00:48:05.460 of do my own thing and and have those experiences like uh Tim's or I can learn different things 0.99

00:48:12.580 throughout it but there definitely is a big hole in in well what has danny done who is danny outside

00:48:19.620 of logan's assistant yeah you know i think you do a good job of uh maybe at least getting closer to

00:48:27.260 pinpointing the answer to that question and more importantly sticking to the answer to that

00:48:31.920 question yeah because i'll tell you right now and mike you can attest there's so many people who

00:48:36.160 have uh gone in and out of this world who have worked with me for me um in whatever capacity

00:48:42.060 who get this uh this this syndrome that we talk about this belief that they can do it

00:48:52.180 like technically all i'm doing is like what i pick up a camera right and edit a video and then

00:48:58.740 just post it online no but if you truly understand it's a massive thing it takes a specific person

00:49:03.860 to curate a specific audience well it's just like what i've it's what i've done my whole life it's

00:49:08.420 what I love to do and it's tough because something that may appear so like fun and easy reaps these

00:49:15.460 incredible benefits right so a lot of people are like oh I can do that yeah and then they forget

00:49:20.500 what their original goal was or their what their what their life's path was yeah to go pursue this

00:49:25.820 dream that a isn't theirs and then b if you're not following a dream that isn't yours nine times out

00:49:31.080 of ten is probably not gonna end the way you want I think the the craziest thing for me has been that

00:49:35.020 even since i was a kid i went back and i was like i called my mom it was like a couple months ago i

00:49:39.260 go what did i what did i like run around the house as a kid like what did i want to do and

00:49:45.460 she's like travel you wanted to you as a kid you want it you literally at 13 10 9 whatever uh for

00:49:53.700 my 13th birthday i planned a whole trip to new york for myself and i was like mom we're going

00:49:58.340 here's i booked everything i got the approval from my dad to like have him pay for it younger

00:50:02.980 than that at like nine i planned a whole trip i created this whole world for myself and my mom

00:50:07.980 my parents were getting a divorce and my mom had mentioned to me that she wanted to move to the

00:50:13.360 dominican republic me as a nine-year-old i was like we're moving to the dominican republic that's

00:50:17.800 awesome i planned the whole thing i planned it out i found us a house at nine yeah this is i found us

00:50:25.800 a house this is notable this is notable like this is this is remarkable and then it was like i was

00:50:31.220 like well when are we gonna go she's like we could go my mom just wasn't at the time paying

00:50:34.780 attention to the fact that i really believed that this was something that was gonna happen

00:50:37.800 yeah and uh it was like a couple weeks out from the day that she said we were gonna go

00:50:42.980 and i was like here we go i mean i didn't book anything at the time but i was like i was all

00:50:47.160 excited she's like no we're not actually going and i was like oh no at the time i just wanted

00:50:51.500 to see and experience have you been there yet have all not the dominican no i've been to haiti

00:50:55.500 which is right there um yeah and it's it's just so after talking to her she's like it's travel

00:51:01.720 it's it's for a time i i grew up watching disney and i wanted to be an actor and i wanted to do

00:51:07.600 this but like it's uh it's as i'm getting older is this maladaptive maladaptive tendency that

00:51:14.180 i've created that is just to be seen just to be heard just to be like and i want to create and i

00:51:20.940 don't think that's maladaptive i think that's me wanting to express my imagination i'm a daydreamer

00:51:27.720 i'm an imaginative i'm running around with dragons at least yeah 50 of the day yeah but that want to

00:51:34.620 be seen part is that middle child the person who was the outcast in school who's like never fit in

00:51:40.800 wore hoodies you know it was like who am i and what can i offer to the world that makes me a

00:51:46.740 powerful person outside of someone else's counterpart can i ask be seen in what way

00:51:52.760 guys look at this water bottle how cool right i thought it was vodka from from alex jones at

00:52:00.240 first no it's just you know you gotta find cool things to make life interesting um okay answer

00:52:06.680 that question yeah just like you know uh what are you trying to do to specify like what would be

00:52:13.100 seen be seen in in what way um i think it's be seen for like who who danny is you know and it's

00:52:19.880 a it's a thing that i can't ask someone else to see me if i haven't fully seen myself or if like

00:52:26.880 i can't expect someone to fully understand me no one fully understands anyone like i don't fully

00:52:31.880 check this out check us out i saw this quote the other day the japanese say you have three faces

00:52:37.720 the first face you show to the world the second face you show to your close friends and your

00:52:43.640 family the third face you never show anyone it is the truest reflection of who you are yeah and it

00:52:52.360 is like it's so true there's like a side of me that only i will see no like no one will ever

00:53:02.480 ever see that side and it's crazy to think that yeah but i i guess i'm asking

00:53:07.800 are you trying to be seen in a very significant way with by one person are you trying to be seen

00:53:17.120 uh in a movie theater publicly socially like is like i want to be seen i want to be in movies i

00:53:24.620 want to do this but i love to create and i love to i just started taking it was a couple months

00:53:30.000 ago I shouldn't say just started taking but I took an acting class over the weekends and it was so

00:53:33.560 fun just to like create and be expressive because I feel like here I part of that barrier is like

00:53:40.500 I'm not the expressive person you ask my friends or like people back home or people in college I'm

00:53:46.040 like the silliest weirdest loudest most talkative person you know and here I try to be quiet I try

00:53:51.420 to do what I'm supposed to do I try to not like be a little too outside the box to not get in the 0.94

00:53:55.440 way of oh my gosh this is a great is that Danny riding a unison nope I thought I thought for sure

00:54:01.420 you're gonna no that's the one thing I can't do look the real Kyle Sue that's the other kid on

00:54:05.440 the bus oh oh fantastic Danny one one thing I would say to you and I think you're already doing

00:54:11.060 it and it's hard for me to say it to you because your job is more demanding than my job is or was

00:54:18.240 you have to when you're in a situation where you're trying to walk the line between this is

00:54:25.280 danny's cycling right here down a large hill it's topanga when when you're trying to we've talked

00:54:31.520 about this before in the past too when you're trying to walk the line between working a job

00:54:35.140 building someone else's organization and also exploring who you are and creating a a reflection

00:54:41.140 of yourself for the world to see yeah it unfortunately just takes a ton of midnight oil

00:54:46.080 like you really just like like i talk about this a lot when i was more a part of team maverick and

00:54:51.800 was officially employed by team maverick it was business meetings it was logan this it was vlogs

00:54:56.000 that it was boxing this it was podcast that 12 a.m the night shift sign gets set up you remember

00:55:02.100 and i would and i would try to gather who i could but no matter what i would i would sit and i would

00:55:05.900 shoot the night shift at 12 a.m and i would edit until three or four and i would put up the first

00:55:10.360 episode of the night shift whatever i could pull together in the time that i wasn't with him i

00:55:13.660 remember we talked about that and i remember being like okay you know momentarily inspired

00:55:18.160 by that being like what can i accomplish at night what can i accomplish in these hours outside of it

00:55:24.660 but i i part of me real most of me realized that my answers aren't found on the internet my answers

00:55:30.420 aren't found you know googling people are like well while you're at work you could be doing this

00:55:34.440 and i was like i think like i've learned so much about myself with just like before and after work

00:55:44.120 and meditating in these past six months i feel like i've grown so much which has been awesome

00:55:48.500 but that midnight oil you know i can't go i can't go far gotta report back to work yeah yeah that's

00:55:55.800 uh that's an incredibly profound realization i think it might be the most uh relatable significant

00:56:00.560 thing you've said in the podcast because bro it's you know i'm on my phone so often because

00:56:05.960 well that's where my answers are that's where my answers are like i'm literally just a sponge

00:56:12.060 for knowledge that i find on the internet but you you've made it very clear that traveling is like

00:56:18.600 uh one of the biggest uh exploratory uh factors that lead to growth in your life

00:56:28.880 and so i totally get what you're saying you know it's it's 10 p.m what what's she gonna do

00:56:33.200 it's not just her it's everyone with the job who gets home at 8 9 p.m like where where do you go

00:56:39.660 if not the internet but you've found it you found it in horseback riding you find it in cycling i'm

00:56:45.200 sure yeah these little things that i've you know curated as my hobbies have been a very much a

00:56:49.920 lifesaver for me you know i've been doing archery and cycling horseback riding um i play around with

00:56:55.400 like stunt stuff when i can get to workshops which is super fun and has proceeded to injure me it's

00:57:01.520 fine um but you know each of those things those are all a hobby you know and i think that i can

00:57:07.820 turn those maybe into like monetary devices but you know i've played around with the idea of like

00:57:13.040 well let me you know put the camera on and see if this world is something that i can dive into but

00:57:17.160 there's like a there's a there's a point of vanity oh my god i don't come on i don't possess

00:57:25.440 and maybe i'm discounting myself there but there's something about it that that i can't

00:57:31.460 it doesn't drive me to make these videos and and sit there and stare at myself like I mean I put

00:57:38.460 some makeup on today that's awesome but maybe that's what can be who Danny is and what that

00:57:43.280 can like offer people which I think could be a cool perspective but otherwise there's like a

00:57:48.300 a vanity factor or self-focus factor that I might be missing for that I don't think that you're that

00:57:57.380 far off with the with that statement i think the fact of the matter is that we as a society have

00:58:03.140 ended up in this very vain place where you know it's i hate to knock on it because it's it's what

00:58:09.920 pays me but you know walking around with a camera following you like hey like every everybody in

00:58:14.360 the world i have a story to tell you know and and uh there's not as much uh um collaboration

00:58:20.680 and finding out and and people asking yo what's your story like what's your story that you have

00:58:25.200 the tail it's very it's the the as a society we continue to move into more and more of a me

00:58:30.460 centric society yeah and i thrive in a that's great because i thrive in a like let's do this

00:58:36.560 together let's ideate together something that we did have we mentioned the well we'll cut it out

00:58:45.500 we mentioned the scavenger hunt on let's talk about it okay cool so oh that was so much fun

00:58:50.900 we had so much fun oh that was awesome so things when i think about that like a collaborative

00:58:55.160 environment which is why another reason i've realized that here it's it's the funniest thing

00:58:59.920 because i can be very very productive for you guys and successful in my role but it's not a

00:59:05.140 collaborative environment for me because my ideas that i offer only fit into specific things it was

00:59:10.300 so interesting i saw you light up yeah i saw you light up like like oh i do this actually i'll

00:59:15.200 pitch an idea and kind of just like preach from the mountaintop and whoever i see in the house

00:59:19.400 like activate sometimes it's mike sometimes it's you yeah sometimes it's evan i'll be like let's go

00:59:23.880 let's go you a lot of the time music videos anything creative it's just like back and forth

00:59:28.500 but there's not often that it's been specifically me what so what what about the just context um

00:59:34.080 we'll get into it but uh finally after maybe a year or year and a half i'm going to be doing

00:59:40.580 a ranch reveal tour soon a million and one dollar property that i got it is my uh prize

00:59:45.740 possession next to my first edition psa 10 charizard and i'm going to be doing a ranch

00:59:51.620 show this property is absolutely absolutely beautiful it's where my dad resides he's the

00:59:55.060 groundskeeper and we are going to be flying out 10 members of the maverick club to participate

01:00:01.020 in a scavenger hunt for 50 000 worth of gold adventure adventure so picture like the amazing

01:00:06.540 race meets survivor or something like that just a really cool scavenger hunt and uh i pitch the

01:00:12.520 idea and you and i just started going back and forth on the uh the uh the uh the checkpoints and

01:00:17.880 and the obstacles yeah to get to the next one we sat there for it was the longest that me and you

01:00:22.040 have ever i noted in my brain i said this is the longest me and logan have sat and collaboratively

01:00:26.960 worked on an effort together yeah so what about that though uh it's your interest it's just i

01:00:32.500 like the adventure of it the those are the things i like like i live through the world in that way

01:00:38.940 in like what's the next thing to pop to and like travel or like it's in la i'm i'm the person who's

01:00:45.000 trying a new coffee shop every day before work because that provides me something new to see

01:00:50.140 you know it's something that even though i mean it's something i haven't done a scavenger hunt

01:00:56.000 before i don't i don't know but it's like those type of things that i just saw my brain turn on

01:01:00.600 and i love i love those shows i like i don't think i have the exact words for it but it it

01:01:06.320 yeah i was in the creative vein of what turns my brain on i don't know yeah yeah it was interesting

01:01:13.840 yeah i saw you i saw you latch on to that and i think uh i think finally activating on that

01:01:18.660 it's gonna be like one of the coolest things ever yeah we can make it happen i have a yeah

01:01:22.960 i have a list of uh superlative style questions okay for you which i think are fun we don't do

01:01:28.300 a lot of rapid fire on this show but i've uh come up with a short list of questions for you

01:01:32.700 Who would you say has the best

01:01:36.360 Style in the house

01:01:38.100 Clothing, clothing, dressing

01:01:40.060 Dave

01:01:42.320 Nice, I agree with you completely

01:01:44.320 Who makes the biggest mess

01:01:45.660 You

01:01:47.140 Honestly

01:01:48.680 Logan makes a mess

01:01:52.700 That kind of makes sense because of the way that he moves

01:01:54.800 Around the house and he does things

01:01:56.520 Yours is like I did something

01:01:58.780 Here and I just left it

01:02:00.300 Like what for example

01:02:01.600 What's the glass table?

01:02:02.760 It's all your mail.

01:02:03.780 So it's your mail and the stuff you get.

01:02:05.460 You get more stuff in the mail than Logan does.

01:02:07.540 I don't need or open any of it.

01:02:08.420 Yeah, and so it's just boxes and this and that

01:02:11.160 and half-opened and half-done things

01:02:13.060 that I feel like I'm like, keep it in your room.

01:02:15.180 Danny, half-open and half-finished things

01:02:17.460 is the story of my life. 0.99

01:02:18.760 The fact that the book ever came out is a fucking miracle 0.98

01:02:21.080 and a testament to Riley J. Ford. 0.97

01:02:23.580 Thank you, Riley.

01:02:26.460 Who sleeps the latest?

01:02:30.340 I think Logan.

01:02:31.600 I was going to say Evan.

01:02:33.300 Oh, sorry.

01:02:34.300 Evan, 100%.

01:02:36.180 Sorry.

01:02:36.740 Who would you be the most worried about stealing something?

01:02:42.040 Stealing something or just like taking an extra thing?

01:02:45.140 Okay, yeah.

01:02:45.700 Dave.

01:02:46.560 Yeah.

01:02:48.040 Nothing bad.

01:02:49.000 Nothing that you would get in trouble for.

01:02:51.800 He's just taking my wellness pills.

01:02:52.900 Yeah, but it'd just be like, well, no one's using this.

01:02:55.320 Who's the biggest simp?

01:02:56.620 I still don't think I fully understood

01:03:00.320 The definition of that word

01:03:01.840 Who's the biggest

01:03:02.320 Who would 0.99

01:03:05.280 Like for the girlfriend

01:03:06.340 Is that the same as being whipped 0.89

01:03:07.780 Yes

01:03:08.320 Honestly

01:03:11.580 I feel like it's Dave

01:03:14.880 Who has the highest and the lowest sperm count

01:03:20.740 I think Logan had the highest 0.99

01:03:23.060 And then lowest was you

01:03:24.860 But you screwed up the test

01:03:26.600 it probably was accurate uh just just out of curiosity this one should be an easy one uh

01:03:31.640 who uh in the house still has the highest iq still has the highest iq yeah wasn't it logan

01:03:38.240 and andre tied oh were you in there too no no it was him and andre oh god i'm sorry i well i want

01:03:45.500 to redo it i want to read it let's do let's do another one my favorite was that i had the lowest

01:03:50.340 which doesn't make sense to me i've always found this fascinating it's because i think it has

01:03:55.420 something to do with the same part of my brain that's used for like school i was i did not thrive

01:04:00.440 in that environment like sitting there and taking a test online sure if someone asked me those things

01:04:04.720 in like a conversation or like we worked on it and i just i i hated we were very we were very

01:04:11.120 close by what was i 129 or 131 127 i was 125 or was it 120 okay i had the same one as rogan

01:04:18.040 None of that actually matters

01:04:20.200 You're right

01:04:21.300 Facts

01:04:22.520 Who

01:04:23.480 Eats the most

01:04:27.620 I think Logan because he's forced to eat a lot

01:04:32.260 But like if it was their

01:04:33.120 If it was not forced upon them it's you

01:04:35.440 You try

01:04:36.880 You eat the most but try to not eat the most

01:04:38.540 Logan would literally never eat if he didn't have to

01:04:41.040 And is forced food

01:04:42.240 Dude we were eating crabs the other day

01:04:44.540 That was just last night

01:04:46.340 I blacked out

01:04:49.300 I looked to my right

01:04:50.160 And all of a sudden

01:04:50.660 Your plate was

01:04:51.640 Full of just

01:04:52.940 Empty crustacean shells

01:04:54.540 And I said

01:04:54.980 What happened Mike

01:04:56.620 And then he goes

01:04:57.300 I don't know

01:04:57.840 Looks like I beat you

01:04:59.060 And I looked at mine

01:04:59.780 And I was like 0.99

01:05:00.160 What the fuck 1.00

01:05:00.560 And I sat down like 1.00

01:05:01.420 An hour after 0.97

01:05:02.180 I'm a psychopath 0.62

01:05:03.900 When it comes to food

01:05:04.840 Nicest person at the house

01:05:06.780 I feel like

01:05:11.100 Sorry it's taken me

01:05:11.780 A while for that one

01:05:12.380 It's only because

01:05:13.740 Everyone is

01:05:14.700 everyone is like

01:05:16.780 like heart

01:05:19.240 who at their heart

01:05:20.360 is happy

01:05:21.640 or no sorry nice

01:05:22.780 Chef Eric

01:05:23.760 no that doesn't count

01:05:25.180 that doesn't count

01:05:25.880 definitely would win though

01:05:27.440 I feel like

01:05:28.540 you know what

01:05:29.080 I feel like it's

01:05:31.080 this is gonna be funny

01:05:32.180 because of what just

01:05:32.780 happened earlier

01:05:33.340 but like Evan has

01:05:34.360 something really pure

01:05:35.620 and good about like

01:05:36.340 the inner part of his heart

01:05:37.300 yeah he does

01:05:37.800 he does

01:05:38.280 he does

01:05:38.740 he just yells

01:05:40.840 last question

01:05:42.540 what was your favorite

01:05:43.380 podcast ever here

01:05:44.300 On the impulsive set

01:05:45.960 That you watch happen

01:05:46.920 These things

01:05:51.500 I just black out

01:05:52.240 Of my brain

01:05:52.800 I've been drinking a lot

01:05:53.920 Danny

01:05:54.120 What if I talked

01:05:55.600 At this level

01:05:56.120 The entire time

01:05:56.820 That'd be crazy

01:05:57.700 Is anybody

01:05:59.460 In the audience

01:05:59.940 Hearing me

01:06:00.540 Talk at this level

01:06:02.660 Best podcast

01:06:04.360 I don't know

01:06:05.020 One of the motivational ones

01:06:06.680 Or one of like the

01:06:07.540 Oh who traveled

01:06:09.000 Colin O'Brady

01:06:09.580 He was cool

01:06:10.040 Yeah he was cool

01:06:11.060 Oh yeah that was a cool episode

01:06:12.000 He was cool

01:06:12.520 What are we looking at

01:06:13.060 My Instagram

01:06:13.480 Take a look

01:06:14.200 yeah no I'm just I'm just scrolling here and uh there's it's one of those ones like similar to

01:06:19.960 Hayden there's so much meat on the bone here like yeah uh you shot your uncle oh I did I did 0.99

01:06:26.560 she's not the sweetheart you all think she shot her uncle and she killed a fucking cow 0.99

01:06:33.040 dropped a hay bale on a cow accidentally by the way not a big cow it was a calf it was a baby 1.00

01:06:39.240 okay here's the thing let's preface with the fact that I'm from a town funny enough I don't know if

01:06:44.020 i've told you guys this so the town i say i'm from is batesville which is like where the grocery 0.99

01:06:48.140 store is but where i grew up is balls town are you fucking serious yeah you're from balls yeah 0.97

01:06:55.360 my dad my dad lives in balls town it's like population 100 you're telling me greg paul 0.99

01:06:59.980 drove a bus into balls so the point of bringing that up is that i grew up in the middle of

01:07:07.240 nowhere very much the story of like walked uphill both ways to school type of thing yeah

01:07:12.940 with the snow i carried the water buckets all the way to the horse troughs you know like grew up in

01:07:17.980 a very like we didn't have we like our house was a uh wood stove like at the ranch guys are like

01:07:23.740 this is the only thing it heats i'm like this is how okay never mind yeah um so with that said

01:07:30.140 start shooting guns really early uh we were out of my uh uncle bob's property and my uncle

01:07:37.180 which he sucks so it's fine uh was like a little bit downrange was this meant to be were you trying 0.94

01:07:44.760 to shoot this no at the time i didn't know he sucked so it's fine okay let's focus so he was 0.98

01:07:49.160 just a little bit downrange from me you're obviously not allowed to do that but i was just 0.91

01:07:53.500 shooting at this little piece of wood that's like from here to you guys can't tell but like the end

01:07:57.760 of the podcast set and it was a ricochet it ricocheted off and it hit him in the calf and he

01:08:04.800 just went down and my dad was like did you just shoot him and i was like i didn't know how would

01:08:09.760 you know yeah what do you have against calves yep agreed you hit your own you killed the calf okay

01:08:16.100 so that one was a mistake of of not finishing something you admit it you know first one wasn't

01:08:21.360 a mistake you're a cat you're a calfist you're a calfist it's things i learned growing up living

01:08:26.320 on the farm working with my dad you have to finish things to completion it's what makes me good at

01:08:30.580 the job i am now you have to do things 100 in this situation me and my buddy were he was driving a

01:08:36.620 bobcat with a round bale and i was in the petting zoo area with all the little baby animals yep and

01:08:43.260 he drops the hay bale over the fence and it's kind of sitting a little cattywampus you know

01:08:47.360 little whopper job cattywampus whopper jump yeah uh and he's like is that good and i'm like yeah

01:08:52.860 it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine you know and so we go inside continue doing our farm chores

01:08:58.860 we go back out and it's fallen on this baby cat and it suffocated it and killed it so we had to

01:09:06.800 go tell his grandfather who like runs the farm hey we just killed one of your baby cows i thought

01:09:12.940 you dropped the hay bale no you're only an accomplice i'm an accomplice that's not as bad 0.50

01:09:17.040 that's not as bad it's still like my eyes were on it imagine where it worked like we're doing

01:09:21.520 something here and someone's eyes were on it to check to make sure something happened right

01:09:25.020 how did you not see a cow no no no it was a later thing so the cow was just eating food and the

01:09:32.280 hay bale like the wind blew and the hay bale was like how small was this cow that just got

01:09:37.240 tiny cow tiny cow well those round balls are massive fit in your between your hand

01:09:41.980 oh it's a box cow classic it just sucks because it was like we i went hunting i grew up hunting 0.81

01:09:49.340 but like that's different than like a cute cow where we like the grandfather was like 0.64

01:09:52.780 okay well this is your fault you now have to go take care of this animal yeah and take it out you

01:09:57.320 know how'd you deal with that because to me cows are just such cute animals yeah and especially

01:10:03.440 like a baby cow like you know i grew up in a very different empathetic relationship with animals

01:10:08.840 yeah we it was very much a kill eat hunt farm farm animals are not your friends um did you guys

01:10:16.780 ever use that as a slogan like like a sign hanging in the barn farm animals are not your friends do

01:10:21.460 not trust them like i could see you guys like holding signs outside like a prop 26 no but

01:10:27.820 there's eliminate all farm animals yeah no we didn't do that they they named uh they named a

01:10:33.540 pig after me danny and they uh they had a mini cow named uh big mac this farm that i grew up

01:10:39.580 working on was that a hint was that like after they told you they don't like animals they're

01:10:43.160 like it's not about not liking animals it's just growing up in an environment like think like

01:10:47.020 like go back 50 100 years like we're we're like next to amish country so like we're living very

01:10:53.480 like salt to the earth sure you know and it's all you know when you when you grow up in that

01:10:59.500 environment it's hard it's it's hard especially uh excluding the advent of the internet which

01:11:05.640 at the time you're describing wasn't around even if you even if it was like still out of my dad's

01:11:10.080 house like i was talking to my stepmom the other day and she's like i literally have had to go

01:11:12.820 into town the internet doesn't work okay so i was gonna say even if there was internet who knows

01:11:16.300 that you even got it where you were uh it's it is hard to to see the other side yeah you know

01:11:24.280 your parents tell you one thing it's your um it's been really influenced child yeah yeah it's been

01:11:29.440 interesting living out here you know it's such it's a polar opposite environment i mean you you've

01:11:33.040 also felt that you're from maybe the suburbs of the country yeah you're you're more than me like

01:11:36.760 you're really country i have like i have a balance but you you're like you're real country i can do

01:11:41.520 both full-fledged do you like this city do you like city uh i do i i like the uh i like the fact

01:11:47.660 that you can do anything and everything there's no excuse in in la because everywhere else you

01:11:51.860 can say well if i was there i could do it if i was in this city i could do this but la like you

01:11:57.140 can do you can hike you can snowboard you can surf you can do entertainment you can be a lawyer you

01:12:02.460 can be a work in a hospital you can literally i mean pick something i should read the thing

01:12:07.780 I can or I'll just summarize it

01:12:10.100 I posted this story on my Instagram

01:12:12.220 The other day about California and what makes it special

01:12:14.620 Because there's a mass exodus

01:12:16.480 Going on right now everyone's leaving

01:12:18.440 Joe Rogan's leaving

01:12:19.720 Ben Shapiro's leaving

01:12:21.160 So that's pretty much everybody

01:12:24.120 And I wrote this

01:12:25.240 I wrote this story

01:12:27.600 And people are leaving for different reasons

01:12:29.440 Some are leaving because of the liberal values

01:12:31.340 Some are leaving because of homelessness and tax rates

01:12:33.260 But California

01:12:35.460 And Los Angeles offers something

01:12:37.500 that not a lot of other places do which is this calling to people it's a calling that exists that

01:12:42.240 says hey you have a dream and and this city is here to help you facilitate that and it's it's

01:12:48.200 it's it's something that that unless you unless you feel that uh innately within you uh it's not

01:12:55.960 something that a lot of people understand i think it's a place that you can just come and go but i

01:12:59.000 remember the first time i got here and this was in this what i wrote as well uh i got a feeling

01:13:03.720 that never got anywhere else in my entire life i felt um alive i felt like being near the ocean

01:13:09.240 the palm trees the hills i was always so intrigued by the hills by the rolling landscape bro some

01:13:15.540 boys from brooklyn my brooklyn boys came to hang out we took them on the super 73 rides cruising

01:13:20.500 around the streets up and down the hills he's like yo this is crazy i'm like what do you mean

01:13:26.040 we're just riding bikes around the neighborhood like you know boys and they're like no dude in

01:13:30.360 brooklyn you can't do this there's there's cops there's not enough uh there's too many people on

01:13:34.640 the streets there's no clear paths the weather isn't nice like it's insane succinctly i don't

01:13:39.440 know if you were going to say it but you said it like this california isn't a state it's a state

01:13:43.920 of mind yeah that's what i thought it was beautiful i thought that's a beautiful little

01:13:46.940 little summation i love how i leave the one part out i was hoping you'd say that you literally 0.68

01:13:51.100 fucking alley-ooped me that was technically like the title of it of this but it's it's beautiful 0.79

01:13:55.580 that's honestly that's what it is it's you you don't come here to pay 52 plus percent taxes if 0.99

01:14:02.220 you're in the top bracket no you come here because you are the outcast of every town that you're from

01:14:07.260 the one person in my town i mean i could literally count them that you know left and that did

01:14:13.660 something else and that is is and you could pinpoint me oddly enough you probably couldn't

01:14:18.780 have guessed la because i was wearing sweatpants and basketball shorts and not like like honing

01:14:24.060 into who i was you know but all these kids no no one's from here everyone is just they felt not

01:14:30.200 right for where they were and so they came here and it felt right yeah and it's a and i it's a

01:14:35.080 home for the weirdos for the drifters for the dreamers for the aspiring people for the people

01:14:41.220 who think they can build something great yeah and uh there's a lot of you know weirdly and

01:14:47.820 coincidentally the homeless problem we deal with is a result of the people who came here and didn't

01:14:52.600 make it there's a lot of the people people that came here and had that calling to come here and

01:14:55.680 be the next actor be the next brand builder and and and we're lost in the process you know and

01:15:00.700 it's a it's a strange place but Jim Morrison always said it said it the best in one of the

01:15:05.180 songs I forget what song it was um he said the west is the best get here and we'll do the rest

01:15:10.160 and I don't talk about that a lot because I don't want people showing up at the Maverick house don't

01:15:13.860 come here we're not going to do anything for you except call the cops but but but California very

01:15:19.060 much is is you know get here and you'll be inspired by the west coast you will be you will

01:15:24.100 be uh a a different person when you come here it's a it's a great place i think yeah it's crazy

01:15:30.320 too to see how many people are from like the midwest also here or new york right because

01:15:36.120 there are these like hard who's here from kansas by the way oh sorry i know um you know and it's

01:15:42.820 because we're all raised hard-working people yep and then we're like this isn't quite right you

01:15:47.860 good yeah i'm just putting on socks just making sure yeah um we are raised as hard-working people

01:15:53.680 and then we're like but i don't want to be here so we go to a city and work just as hard you know

01:15:57.460 that's the cheat code that's yeah that's honestly crazy right yeah i was gonna ask you i have two

01:16:02.960 uh final questions i want to ask you um speaking of dreamers you you strike me very much so as a

01:16:10.460 dreamer as a person who beat the odds you beat the odds danny you know and you're just getting

01:16:16.160 started you already you beat the odds so what advice do you have for the dreamers for the

01:16:20.580 small town folk who uh maybe are afraid to take that leap or you know finding that right that

01:16:27.360 next chapter of their life it it definitely starts with yourself that's my biggest thing

01:16:32.920 is it starts with you in school not being afraid to be like authentically yourself that was

01:16:39.420 something i was afraid to do so i'm i've still gotten to where i am with completely being

01:16:43.900 terrified of who i was and so like be that person in the hallway i envy the people who'd walk like

01:16:49.980 there's like the weird kids who wore the funky hats or like the cool leggings or like whatever

01:16:54.340 i wouldn't i didn't do that i was like terrified of doing that and i think it continues into who

01:16:58.480 i am today being a little scared of like branching out and so i always said the same thing yeah i i

01:17:04.580 was i was so afraid to like really lean into my interests yeah i wanted to make youtube videos

01:17:11.580 an act yeah i was like no the theater kids like oh i was a theater kid though so i at least did

01:17:15.820 that no i thought i i thought i don't know i thought they wouldn't like me i thought i wouldn't

01:17:19.080 fit in like i envy the people who like embody who they are from day from day one yeah but some of

01:17:25.180 them are scarred and then never went on to do what they uh what they meant to do and so so my advice

01:17:29.920 to you is is really follow that twinge in your heart and like have it if you want have a conversation

01:17:34.240 with your parents or whoever is like holding you back from that and just be really really honest

01:17:38.020 with them we're in the day and age where you can truly do or at least start what you want to do

01:17:44.140 even young even as a kid even on your computer expressing yourself online whatever it is in

01:17:49.440 school trying out different things I did this um this zoom call with my college my college invited

01:17:56.580 me back my the film and communications department they invited me back to be a panel like a panelist

01:18:01.400 for the capstone class how cool is that right and the biggest thing I realized was how uninterested

01:18:07.860 they were and like they were there it's their capstone they're about to graduate and they're

01:18:12.140 all like what do we do and I'm like awesome are you in student media and they're like no none of

01:18:18.760 them are you have you seen the television department down in the bottom of this building

01:18:23.380 or whatever and like no one answered yes I said okay okay get out there like go try it and do it

01:18:31.280 and experience what it's like because you could get in front of a camera and realize you didn't

01:18:34.580 want to do it you know but in college i was part of the like tv production group i was a radio host

01:18:40.140 for three years you know i did all these things that i was like this is fun i like doing this

01:18:44.160 and so that's my advice to the dreamers is to keep dreaming summarize would your advice to

01:18:49.860 the dreamers be to get on the bus yeah like i love that danny by the way i really do love that get on 0.88

01:18:56.120 the fucking bus and it's another it's another morrison line he said in a lot of his songs too 0.74

01:19:01.480 the magic uh or the blue bus which is hilarious i'll play the song for you but oh yeah also we 0.99

01:19:07.680 forgot to say we towed it out of here yesterday yeah it's gone it's next life which is why the

01:19:11.880 story mattered we just forgot to complete but yeah get on the bus for sure if you're that's

01:19:15.900 if you're watching this listen to danny i said that at one point and then i just forgot about

01:19:19.740 it because i wanted to be like i didn't get on the bus right you gotta be proud of what you do

01:19:23.940 guys but it's also scary it's also scary and and and and listen like just to tap on it and put my

01:19:29.640 final cornerstone on her and cap none of us are ever completely sure about anything you know what

01:19:36.260 i'm saying maybe logan has a couple things that he's he's definitive on but like a lot of things

01:19:40.380 that we approach even at the level of success that we're at feel not that great or you're a

01:19:45.620 little anxious or you're a little scared to do it i say this all the time and and to use your words

01:19:51.340 just get on the bus get on the bus try it honestly the biggest the biggest thing that can happen is

01:19:57.460 you can fail and you get on the next bus that comes through town that's it you gotta try stuff

01:20:01.740 i come across so many of these like inspirational uh you know 60 to 120 second videos on instagram

01:20:08.060 on my explore page and it's crazy how all the successful people are saying the same thing like

01:20:15.380 yo they're saying the same exact thing and both of you just said it and it's like how many times

01:20:23.380 just need to be hammered in the layman's head i've been saying that recently a lot i like it

01:20:27.920 the layman the average man with the dream uh before they before they they grasp it and run

01:20:33.060 with it second thing i want to ask you final question uh in a world where again you're just

01:20:41.880 surrounded by lunacy and chaos and testosterone and the sin a lot of sin we've gotten better

01:20:54.060 we didn't even get it bro it's it's too easy to sin could they have made it

01:20:57.960 a little bit easier to not sin it's too easy we're born in it we all we're born it's

01:21:03.520 how you maintain these uh incredible moral values that you have is beyond me do you have any advice

01:21:12.820 to young women the one woman in this organization and you've you've been able to like stay this

01:21:21.020 strong independent creative woman pure that is the word that she is danny is so pure and in the

01:21:27.720 age of tick tock and you know only fans it's working only fans like please danny like

01:21:33.680 preach to the young women out there that's great um i think part of it has to do with the uh

01:21:44.660 uh what we kind of talked about earlier and like the the vanity sake you know i'm not willing to

01:21:50.240 sacrifice my you know those numbers or like the tick tock you know people will will sacrifice

01:21:57.520 a version of like a level of self-respect or they'll sacrifice of like they are they will

01:22:03.060 you know fall into these uh low-hanging fruit type traps they'll grab those because because

01:22:10.720 they want to feel validated or they want to feel like with a lot of with guys for example people

01:22:17.080 will latch on to whatever's next to them to feel validated to feel seen you know that's something

01:22:21.540 that i i talk about i want to feel seen and a lot of people find that in in men um

01:22:26.900 I think for me, I, I, I, for the longest time have valued figuring myself out that there hasn't been much room for, I want to put this into good words.

01:22:46.080 We're asking you a tall order here.

01:22:47.480 yeah no and it's a great it's a great question but i think it's it's i'm so much more intrigued

01:22:54.200 in looking inward and like playing around with this idea of like the best expression of myself

01:23:01.440 like in there that like the worldly things i don't want to be like anyone else i have i have

01:23:07.600 actually like a a disgusting desire to do nothing like anyone else is doing which has also been to

01:23:14.580 a fault you know like i don't want to get on tiktok because everyone else is on tiktok i don't

01:23:18.500 want to put a feather in my hair because everyone else is putting a feather in their hair and so 0.86

01:23:22.100 um and so in in that i don't want to have sex with a bunch of guys everyone else is doing that 0.72

01:23:29.700 i want to i want to see what i can figure out about myself i want to like i don't want to go

01:23:35.600 out and drink and party i want to see the ends of the earth you know these are these things that are

01:23:40.380 just like so much more interesting to me i don't want to get high i want to hike to the top of a

01:23:44.340 mountain and like feel that elated feeling i'm curious but not enough to try out these things

01:23:53.100 that i honestly like without judgment because i feel like everyone has their own path and i don't

01:23:57.200 want to put that on anyone else because maybe they are doing they're exploring but in those veins but

01:24:02.340 for me personally they just don't interest me they don't get me going and so it's like for some

01:24:08.780 people maybe it does and it just for me it doesn't i think you just need to really be honest with

01:24:12.620 yourself at like what are you looking for and what really gets you going and don't go for the

01:24:17.640 low-hanging fruit don't just like turn your butt around just because it's going to get more likes

01:24:21.720 because those likes aren't going to actually make you more happy because at the end of the day you're

01:24:25.000 going to lay in bed and just have more anxiety than I do just laying there thinking about

01:24:30.340 whatever yeah like whatever it's just like go go inward and figure out what actually makes you

01:24:36.320 happy I haven't figured it out yet I have no I'm still learning as I meditate there I'm like okay

01:24:41.660 we're gonna meditate we're gonna find out what makes danny happy but it's definitely not going

01:24:45.840 out and showing your butt off doing drugs you never you never sacrificed uh being great for

01:24:55.720 being good that's what you never did you separate you have always had the skill danny since i've met 0.78

01:25:00.800 you to separate what is truly important in this life versus what is cool and versus what is

01:25:07.600 temporarily uh fulfilling for people yeah that is a skill that is very very rare nowadays you have

01:25:15.540 you have kept yourself away from all of the trends all the bullshit and in the end it will it will

01:25:21.140 probably be more fulfilling for your life and honestly you're an incredible person i've always 0.63

01:25:26.200 thought the highest highest regard of you you're an incredibly pure person incredibly sweet girl

01:25:32.460 and you're gonna go very far appreciate that that was a fantastic episode uh danny strobel

01:25:38.320 ladies and gentlemen round of applause we love you danny that was um that was really good that

01:25:44.420 was really good thanks for having me yeah of course yeah thanks for coming on uh speaking

01:25:49.440 of vanity if you want to follow me on instagram yes there you go danny sure sure yeah danny l

01:25:54.960 strobel that's who i am feel free to follow me for me for wanting to see what i do and wanting

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 29, 2020

E230 Logan Paul's Assistant：＂I'm Not Your Friend＂

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 29, 2020

E230 Logan Paul's Assistant： ＂I'm Not Your Friend＂

Episode Stats

Transcript

E230 Logan Paul's Assistant：＂I'm Not Your Friend＂