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00:02:12.280 This is what I like to say. Let me preference. This has changed my life. 1.00

00:02:16.860 Preface. Let me preface.

00:02:18.240 Breakfast!

00:02:19.040 Let me breakfast.

00:02:20.900 I will never say it right on the show, ever.

00:02:23.880 I will never, ever say it right. I won't do it.

00:02:26.380 It's like a slaughterhouse.

00:02:27.360 Anyways, let me preface it.

00:02:29.140 Did I say it right, then?

00:02:31.660 Y'all ready for this?

00:02:36.860 This is your diary, Dylan.

00:02:45.800 Dear diary, I slept with her friend.

00:02:49.540 This is what he wrote.

00:02:54.840 He wrote, Dylan wrote this for us, by the way.

00:02:57.500 I slept with her friend, comma.

00:03:00.920 This is not a story about cheating.

00:03:02.660 This is a story about love.

00:03:04.860 Dylan, what?

00:03:06.080 This is not like, you even produce this show anymore, bro?

00:03:09.340 You're just writing a diary to me.

00:03:11.100 He was drunk. 0.99

00:03:11.900 He was like, I fucking love her, guys. 0.99

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00:03:16.680 Yeah.

00:03:17.320 Welcome back to Impulse, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:03:21.680 The energy in this house is ridiculous.

00:03:23.720 I don't know if, uh, are you guys ready for this? 0.97

00:03:26.560 yo i just said this before if i'm ever a pallbearer at like a funeral or some shit

00:03:37.880 and like they're like okay we're gonna start with the six pallbearers right now and someone 0.59

00:03:41.940 anyone says y'all ready for that it's over 1.00

00:03:45.060 casket drops granny rolls down the fucking street you can't say that shit why would his 1.00

00:03:53.760 grandmother rolled down the street. 1.00

00:03:55.120 We're talking about, isn't Paul Bearer for a wedding?

00:03:58.180 I think that's the ring bearer.

00:04:00.240 I think the Paul Bearer that carries you

00:04:01.780 when you're dead. That's just me as a giant

00:04:03.600 animal in the woods.

00:04:05.520 What's up with the bears?

00:04:07.140 Is this all in Chicago? What are you wearing?

00:04:10.300 Y'all ready for this?

00:04:13.220 Alright, so I was reading old

00:04:15.260 I was reading

00:04:18.020 old comments on old Night Shift

00:04:19.900 YouTube videos last night because

00:04:21.500 every night for the past two weeks I've done the same thing.

00:04:23.760 I eat really bad late at night

00:04:25.980 I'll play some Call of Duty and then I go

00:04:27.780 in my bed and I cry myself to sleep

00:04:29.240 and I've been doing that for the past two weeks

00:04:31.020 and it's not like a soft cry, it's a full on weeping

00:04:33.440 why are you telling us

00:04:35.720 things we already know

00:04:36.500 last night I was watching old YouTube videos

00:04:39.920 of myself because I love

00:04:41.720 watching myself

00:04:42.440 and one of the comments said he thinks he looks

00:04:45.760 young because of his face, it's cause he dresses 1.00

00:04:47.760 like a fucking child 1.00

00:04:49.160 you wear graphic tees 1.00

00:04:51.140 I wear graphic tees and hoodies and hats

00:04:54.140 Yeezy, old Yeezys.

00:04:55.620 And so today I woke up and I said, you know what?

00:04:57.980 For one day and one day only, I'm going to be Mortgage Mike.

00:05:00.700 Going back to the Love Sack days.

00:05:03.000 We're about to IPO this show.

00:05:05.320 Here I am.

00:05:06.160 You look good.

00:05:06.580 I got slacks on.

00:05:08.040 I'm actually trying to refinance my house.

00:05:09.560 I wanted to ask you some questions.

00:05:11.000 I wanted to get an interest rate of 2.4 right now.

00:05:13.340 Can we do that?

00:05:14.620 Roger, we'll do that to you guys.

00:05:16.720 Mortgage rates are at a historical low, George.

00:05:18.940 I know.

00:05:19.400 I'm very sad.

00:05:19.800 I'm actually trying to refinance my house.

00:05:21.340 Are you actually?

00:05:22.060 Yes.

00:05:22.240 Today is National Women's Day

00:05:23.880 Shout out to all the women in the world

00:05:25.880 We love you guys

00:05:26.980 You're much better at us

00:05:28.440 Not better at everything but most things 0.99

00:05:31.840 Danny you're the only woman in this garage right now

00:05:34.560 And you know how much we love you

00:05:36.380 And appreciate you and value you

00:05:37.960 And I love you and appreciate you and value you

00:05:40.680 And you're looking great today

00:05:42.640 With that nice professional outfit

00:05:44.280 That is better than Mike's

00:05:45.320 Why does that have to go to looks Logan?

00:05:48.540 You appreciate her for something other than her looks? 0.95

00:05:51.220 Which is wardrobe?

00:05:52.240 I will make your IRA and your 401k disappear in five seconds.

00:05:55.440 Okay. 1.00

00:05:55.860 Cut the shit. 1.00

00:05:56.480 Okay, fine. 1.00

00:05:57.060 Burger King, a company not doing a great job with women with international.

00:06:01.340 Is that real?

00:06:02.200 Dude, and as corporate Mike today, the brand team just can't be super happy about this.

00:06:09.100 Now, so I see this last night.

00:06:11.980 It was posted at 1 a.m. U.S. time. 1.00

00:06:15.220 Women belong in the kitchen. 1.00

00:06:17.420 This had to be a drunk tweet. 1.00

00:06:19.040 At 1 a.m.? 1.00

00:06:20.320 Women belong in the kitchen. 1.00

00:06:22.240 question do you think they're saying this in a positive way because they have a kitchen and 1.00

00:06:26.000 they were like we make the best burger so the women cook the burgers there's a whole story

00:06:31.180 there okay that in the in the tweet that follows there is the reasoning for why they said it which

00:06:36.440 is that i believe only 20 percent of chefs are women we're on a mission to change the gender

00:06:41.560 ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue

00:06:45.380 a culinary career so there is a story here there was a purpose to this tweet sure but 0.99

00:06:52.120 what the burger king brand marketing team needs to understand motherfuckers don't read the tweets 0.99

00:06:59.300 after the first one they don't care they don't give a shit about headlines they don't give a 0.99

00:07:03.140 fuck about contact do they know that because we're talking about no so it worked but they're they are 0.98

00:07:07.700 getting torched how bad i mean bro like they're gonna survive but you want to know who they have 0.99

00:07:14.480 the biggest problems with other fat other smarter fast food brands like you know wendy like check

00:07:20.220 check some of the replies oh like wendy started taking shots kfc gaming the best time to delete

00:07:26.760 this post was immediately after posting it the second best time is now with colonel sanders oh

00:07:32.500 no 100 you know you know this went through the entire approval process so basically what happens

00:07:40.660 with social media at brands like this is uh the the the social media coordinator or brand manager

00:07:46.440 creates what's called an editorial calendar just like any other outgoing communication right

00:07:50.460 that calendar then goes in front of the brand team and the brand marketing team will make final

00:07:54.200 decisions as to what can and can't go out so their 100 was more than one to five to ten people

00:08:00.300 involved in the in the decision making around this tweet here's their somewhat apology we hear you we

00:08:05.420 got our initial tweet wrong and we're sorry our aim was to draw attention to the fact that only

00:08:08.520 20% of professional chefs in UK kitchen are women.

00:08:10.960 And to help change that by awarding culinary scholarships,

00:08:13.260 we will do better next time.

00:08:14.640 Can I be honest?

00:08:15.900 Should have never apologized.

00:08:17.340 I'm,

00:08:17.820 I'm at a bit of a crossroads.

00:08:19.920 I find it odd.

00:08:21.000 And there might be a better way to highlight misogynistic behavior by

00:08:24.880 being misogynistic,

00:08:27.920 but they got exactly what they were looking for.

00:08:32.220 I mean,

00:08:32.360 here we are talking about it on impulsive.

00:08:34.080 They went incredibly viral and they got a lot of earned media because of it.

00:08:36.800 in a time when Burger King may need that.

00:08:39.220 Wendy's tweets are fire. 0.94

00:08:42.380 Going viral every other week.

00:08:44.400 KFC, Taco Bell?

00:08:45.840 Don't even get me started on Taco Bell.

00:08:48.900 Yeah, they did it.

00:08:51.560 Pretty wild stuff.

00:08:52.880 I mean- 0.98

00:08:53.340 On National Women's Day. 0.90

00:08:54.660 I'm not a huge believer in, you know, 0.99

00:08:58.740 apologizing just based on the cancel culture.

00:09:02.460 But I mean, this one, this one, like,

00:09:04.500 so here's the question.

00:09:05.680 it always comes down to intent if the or it should at least it doesn't always because people don't 0.97

00:09:10.620 even care about that most of the time they just care about the fucking headline and causing a 0.72

00:09:13.580 stir but if the intent was that apparent in the tweet which was that they are trying to get more 0.96

00:09:19.980 women to have their culinary uh journeys paid for whatever it was that's one thing but there it

00:09:26.300 could be argued that the entire point of this tweet was to cause a discussion that sold more

00:09:30.000 cheeseburgers and if that's the case that changes the story dramatically that's what i'm saying as 0.91

00:09:34.120 a marketer i'm like it's shock value i also can't believe how many fucking retweets there are and 1.00

00:09:41.260 why like are these people like yeah women do belong in the kitchen are they are they trying 1.00

00:09:47.140 to highlight the conversation but they're probably quote 330 000 retweets they're probably quote 1.00

00:09:52.600 tweeting saying like somebody's ass got fired or like my my response was bold strategy cotton 0.86

00:09:58.320 Let's see if it pays off. 0.98

00:10:03.360 They're making it a positive.

00:10:04.800 That's why I'm like, hey, like what he said, 0.86

00:10:07.860 and although no one gives a fuck about it except people on a podcast

00:10:10.940 or people willing to listen to a podcast and actually listen to people,

00:10:14.160 intent does mean something to me anyways.

00:10:16.500 Yeah, of course.

00:10:17.380 Not enough.

00:10:18.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:19.620 You know who else is not? 1.00

00:10:22.020 Are we going to get off women? 0.99

00:10:23.580 I just wanted to ask this question before we leave International Women's Day.

00:10:26.520 what's the most important thing

00:10:28.260 you guys ever learned

00:10:28.840 from a woman 1.00

00:10:29.680 how to live 0.66

00:10:30.820 my mom taught me everything

00:10:31.860 anything specific

00:10:34.300 that you

00:10:35.560 honestly yeah

00:10:36.400 I'll name one

00:10:36.940 I really cherish

00:10:39.100 how she taught me

00:10:39.700 how to love people

00:10:40.400 and forgive

00:10:40.840 I think those are the two things

00:10:42.200 that's changed my life

00:10:43.340 dramatically

00:10:43.760 so

00:10:44.820 I think that

00:10:46.440 putting my pride away

00:10:47.440 being a good person

00:10:48.560 I think that's one thing

00:10:50.380 my mom and dad

00:10:51.000 really installed in me

00:10:51.740 my love for God

00:10:52.680 installed

00:10:53.560 like he's a machine

00:10:54.600 downloaded

00:10:55.760 took a little build instilled

00:10:57.980 nope installed

00:10:59.120 through George's USB port 0.58

00:11:00.820 which is located in his rectum

00:11:02.640 I wish you guys would stop bullying me 1.00

00:11:05.420 George you're not gonna be able to keep fucking doing this shit 1.00

00:11:08.360 George 1.00

00:11:08.760 I'll just drink my water sad

00:11:10.120 hey how'd you guys like those t-shirts you got last episode

00:11:12.680 oh my god

00:11:14.580 the ufologist gave me and Mike a t-shirt

00:11:17.680 the phenomenon is the fact that I didn't get one

00:11:19.880 you know what

00:11:21.520 there weren't any comments when Charlie Rocket

00:11:24.460 it didn't bring me a pair of shoes.

00:11:25.840 Those comments were there.

00:11:26.980 They were like,

00:11:27.300 we want Mike to be barefoot forever.

00:11:30.500 We were glad he didn't get it.

00:11:32.700 Those shoes,

00:11:33.360 except he's been texting us a lot.

00:11:34.940 I have to say,

00:11:35.580 James Fox,

00:11:36.200 the ufologist.

00:11:37.020 Great episode.

00:11:37.840 Great.

00:11:38.360 Underview episode.

00:11:39.080 Go watch it.

00:11:39.500 My favorite.

00:11:40.240 Yeah.

00:11:40.720 Fantastic.

00:11:42.120 He's been texting us.

00:11:43.080 He feels horrible.

00:11:44.060 And he's been trying to get our address to send you as many shirts as you can live on

00:11:47.560 where for the rest of your life.

00:11:48.820 I'm surprised that it actually got that much.

00:11:50.400 He even said my nephew made it for you.

00:11:52.600 Like it wasn't him.

00:11:53.480 like he was just fulfilling a nephew request

00:11:55.480 and he was a sweet guy off camera

00:11:57.220 was a very very very beautiful

00:11:59.400 sold man 0.99

00:12:00.040 are you fucking kidding me like there's no way 1.00

00:12:03.440 we're back in this shithole of 0.99

00:12:05.240 situation about what he brought two fucking 0.99

00:12:07.560 shirts he didn't bring it like there was no 0.98

00:12:09.500 intent people are like maybe he just doesn't like

00:12:11.400 Assyrians 1.00

00:12:12.620 they turn it into like a fucking thing 1.00

00:12:15.040 I wish our audience would start to 0.99

00:12:17.280 like be a different kind of audience

00:12:19.620 can I tell you what 0.99

00:12:20.540 no I don't shut the fuck up 0.97

00:12:22.920 can i tell you what the most important thing that i learned from my mom was yes that's what i asked 0.99

00:12:27.300 when i was going through puberty um i just didn't understand like the logistics of my penis

00:12:32.140 never did it's i still don't but uh are you about to tell me your mom knows everything 1.00

00:12:38.720 about your dick damn near damn near 1.00

00:12:41.840 but i was always curious how a guy could ejaculate 0.99

00:12:49.520 and also pee out of the same hole i didn't i was like 10 it didn't make any fucking sense to me i 0.96

00:12:57.940 said mom like how like what happens if you know they happen at the same time what comes first 0.97

00:13:01.780 the ejaculate or my urine and she said logan i think you know one reaction overrides the other 0.98

00:13:10.100 and that was the most important thing she ever taught me it's fucking traumatizing she's a nurse 0.97

00:13:17.520 why would you ask your mom so not every single time you're like oh you're like thanks ma now i 0.91

00:13:21.960 know why yeah my mom taught me about finding better hiding spots she found all my drugs i 0.99

00:13:28.520 mean my mom was the fucking but dude i couldn't bro i put shit in the weirdest spots like mom 1.00

00:13:33.760 what are you doing in my ski boots today why were you in my fucking ski boots she's like i found a 1.00

00:13:37.800 half a pound in your ski boots i'm like well first of all why do you talk like banks 0.99

00:13:41.020 mom why are you talking like that i just gave her the weirdest voice no porn michael off off topic

00:13:48.820 but i just want to know do were you guys ever allowed to touch the thermostat growing up

00:13:51.360 yeah i was allowed to touch it to turn it down further it only went one direction if it was the 0.95

00:13:56.260 winter down and if it was the summer off no ac allowed at the house and no fucking heat 0.73

00:14:01.900 yes i wasn't yeah i wasn't giving the it's so funny because i still to this day when i touch 0.96

00:14:08.820 it i'm like yeah that's fucking right i own this bitch and i like turn out i'm like oh you know 0.93

00:14:13.280 what it's fucking hot here i'm gonna turn on did you have that situation temperature is interesting 0.98

00:14:17.660 because everyone you know has a different feeling about temperature i like the room cold 69 degrees 0.96

00:14:22.740 i'm chilling so did my dad and my brother so we kind of all got along we were it wasn't a thermostat

00:14:27.560 This is not based whatsoever on personal preference.

00:14:30.760 This is based on authority.

00:14:31.940 Cost.

00:14:32.300 No, it's cost.

00:14:33.480 That's it.

00:14:34.000 Parents aren't like, oh, no, I actually like to wear a hoodie and feel cozy and keep the house a little cooler. 0.97

00:14:39.120 It stays cold in the winter because it costs less fucking money to heat the house. 0.98

00:14:42.340 Okay. 1.00

00:14:42.980 So you don't touch that fucking thermostat. 1.00

00:14:44.620 Are you paying the fucking bills to live here? 1.00

00:14:46.740 Until you are? 1.00

00:14:47.680 Until you live under my fucking roof? 1.00

00:14:49.360 You don't touch the fucking thermostat, you piece of shit, son. 1.00

00:14:54.580 I had this problem with girls, too. 1.00

00:14:56.720 That never happened.

00:14:57.560 That never happened. 1.00

00:14:58.880 Fuck you, mom. 1.00

00:14:59.680 I'm going to go up to do drugs all because of this. 1.00

00:15:02.840 She's like, what did I find in your snow boot? 0.99

00:15:04.320 It's fucking cold in here, mom. 0.99

00:15:05.740 I need something to warm me up. 0.99

00:15:08.160 Heroin's doing it, mom. 1.00

00:15:14.620 Yeah, I'm getting arguments with girls. 1.00

00:15:17.020 Because after you have, seriously, after you have the issue and you run into it with your family, 0.99

00:15:22.460 you grow up, you get a girlfriend.

00:15:24.000 You know how many girls don't love the temperature at 69 degrees? 1.00

00:15:27.200 You ever shower with a fucking girl? 1.00

00:15:29.360 Yo, singeing hot. 1.00

00:15:32.480 Singeing hot.

00:15:33.700 A thousand percent.

00:15:34.500 How? 0.86

00:15:35.920 Because I'm telling you, every time I hop in the shower with a girl, my skin is melting. 0.69

00:15:41.980 Why? 0.77

00:15:42.620 How is that possible?

00:15:43.240 How can they survive at temperatures that high? 1.00

00:15:46.840 and and that's why i think women thrive in um arid deserted just absolute sun beating down 1.00

00:15:55.380 on your skin type weather and you know i again i run hot so i keep my environments cold do men

00:16:02.360 do men uh naturally run a bit hotter than women is that like a more natural because there's a lot

00:16:07.760 of science i mean now you're being sexist no no because that's generally the case like women are

00:16:14.980 always cold i'm always hot you know what i'm saying like i'm always hot always and also there's

00:16:19.960 a reason why the the term room temperature exists you guys know what room temperature is how i like

00:16:25.240 my water it's usually isn't it usually considered to be 68 degrees is that room temperature no is 0.99

00:16:30.580 that wrong fucking idiot it's the temperature of the room i thought it was like 70 you don't have 0.99

00:16:34.520 to bully me here on impulsive in front of all these fans it's not gonna work man they don't 1.00

00:16:39.620 go that way they don't go that way they're like not enough mike gets bullied fair they're all like 1.00

00:16:44.680 Yeah, fuck you, Mike. 1.00

00:16:45.960 Yeah, damn right. 1.00

00:16:47.400 All right, pop onto the pizza shit. 1.00

00:16:49.480 Let's go. 1.00

00:16:49.860 Papa John's.

00:16:51.000 I can't believe it.

00:16:52.700 What?

00:16:53.980 You asked me.

00:16:55.780 I asked you yesterday.

00:16:56.980 Defines ambient room temperature is 77 degrees.

00:17:01.020 Pharmaceutical industry controlled room temperature is 68 degrees.

00:17:04.900 That just didn't help.

00:17:05.800 Go ahead, Papa John's.

00:17:06.580 Sorry.

00:17:07.260 Papa John's.

00:17:08.300 You asked me yesterday when we got pizza.

00:17:10.640 Yes.

00:17:10.940 When we were high.

00:17:13.280 Do you want Papa John's or Joe's Pizza? 0.82

00:17:17.040 And I had to go with Joe's Pizza because we all know Papa John's is a racist.

00:17:24.520 But apparently he's improving in the past 20 months.

00:17:27.220 Improving and being a racist?

00:17:29.140 Is he becoming a better racist?

00:17:30.960 I don't know.

00:17:31.560 I don't know.

00:17:32.240 Here, I'm going to play this clip here.

00:17:33.740 Oh, my God.

00:17:34.160 Again, we have a public board that paints its chairman complicit, passive, or active.

00:17:41.060 They paint the founder as a racist. They know he's not a racist. It's just unbelievable.

00:17:47.260 And I used to lay in bed just going, how did they do this? 1.00

00:17:50.400 And we've had three goals for the last 20 months to get rid of this N word in my vocabulary and dictionary and everything else, because it's just not true. 1.00

00:18:01.680 Figure out how they. I'm sorry, what did you say just now, Papa? 0.96

00:18:04.680 what's that dad it's taking you 20 months to remove the n-word from your vocabulary

00:18:11.200 well that's not the part that shocks me huh it does take a while to break a habit the problem

00:18:18.020 in my eyes is that that habit is belonging to a ceo of a massive corporation a year and a half

00:18:24.540 it's that hard he probably dude something tells me this dude's been rocking that bro let me ask 0.99

00:18:30.080 your question i'm so lost ready ready the fuck is how do you not know about this well because 0.99

00:18:35.000 this is this story is very lost all right listen imagine if somebody told this is not me what is 0.99

00:18:39.780 he coming in and just saying it like in rap songs or is he like who knows no we're not talking about

00:18:44.200 soft a's here dog we're talking hard r's stop for a second let me explain this okay this has been an 1.00

00:18:49.700 ongoing story it's the reason why he's no longer the fucking ceo of papa john's he is a racist he 0.99

00:18:54.700 was born in a racist way there's a reason why he's on oan right now because these are the kind 0.99

00:19:00.820 of people that probably go on that fucking station okay if i asked you tomorrow to 1000 0.99

00:19:08.600 immediately remove the word bro from your vocabulary or or some other word that you use 0.98

00:19:16.280 quite often so for you it would probably be zeitgeist nutty or nutty you may have to set

00:19:25.020 a long-term target and by the way it would take it would take me 20 months that's what i'm saying

00:19:29.000 stop saying nutty dude it would take that's nutty that's nutty of you to even ask me that 20 months

00:19:34.300 yeah it can't be that hard it really i i hear you i'm with you on that too does he have a pr team

00:19:43.440 I'm really watching some people talk

00:19:45.320 You know I've worked hard

00:19:47.000 It's only taken me 20 months to get this out of my vocabulary

00:19:50.460 That's what we've been doing

00:19:52.100 We've had three goals

00:19:53.060 Yesterday I only said it nine times

00:19:56.040 That's it

00:19:56.460 So he's tied into all of this

00:19:58.560 Conservative versus liberal

00:20:00.880 Trump type stuff

00:20:03.460 The reason why he actually resigned

00:20:05.800 As the company's CEO in late 2017

00:20:07.580 After he said that NFL leaders

00:20:09.580 Handling of the national anthem protests

00:20:11.300 Had hurt business for Papa John's

00:20:13.080 And the protest should have been nipped in the bud

00:20:17.420 A year and a half ago

00:20:18.420 Yeah

00:20:20.040 He's not the only one

00:20:22.180 I feel like once you hit an age

00:20:24.080 You gotta have to take responsibility of what you say

00:20:26.780 You know what I mean

00:20:27.380 I feel like if you

00:20:28.540 I'm not gonna say his name

00:20:31.640 But he was going through a lot of things

00:20:33.540 They pulled up videos of him when he was like 9 or 10 years old

00:20:36.160 At the park with his friends

00:20:37.080 And he was trying to act cool

00:20:39.080 And he said Edward canceled him

00:20:40.980 When you're 9 or 10 you're developing

00:20:42.340 you know there's words you shouldn't say you know that's a whole different story than when you're

00:20:46.120 like 40 years old why i think this is funny is because i think uh i think a lot of people have

00:20:52.400 had to practice this cleanse as he calls it or him trying to not say this word and like i'm telling

00:21:00.100 you it's not that hard i don't understand he's like i can't do it he's like i can't visit

00:21:06.660 nicaragua no more it's too close he's like i if i see martial arts experts and i want to call

00:21:11.820 ninjas. I can't say it. I got to say martial arts

00:21:13.740 experts because the word's too goddamn close. 0.79

00:21:15.800 He's like, I don't wear Nikes, only 0.90

00:21:17.800 Adidas. The word's got too

00:21:19.740 goddamn close. Anything with an eye,

00:21:22.240 anything with an eye, I can't

00:21:23.860 say it because it triggers me.

00:21:26.120 I can't even say triggers

00:21:27.300 because it's too close.

00:21:31.240 It's too

00:21:31.880 goddamn close to the word I want to say. 0.51

00:21:34.040 I saw a meme. 0.86

00:21:36.000 It said, Papa John's when Gold Digger

00:21:37.900 comes on and it was the SpongeBob meme.

00:21:39.760 you know what gets me i actually just texted somebody because they were doing a tiktok

00:21:53.380 and they were uh lipping a song and then the the n-word came up in the song and he mouthed it off

00:21:59.840 and i was like hey man you can't do that no but i didn't say it i go but your mouth no there's a

00:22:06.640 There's a whole play for that on TikTok.

00:22:08.980 When the word comes, you're doing your dance, your mouth, and every word.

00:22:15.500 It's all set up. 1.00

00:22:16.500 The fact that you guys don't rehearse this shit kills me. 1.00

00:22:20.360 That was rehearsed. 1.00

00:22:21.380 No, it wasn't.

00:22:22.580 No, it wasn't.

00:22:23.560 But this is a good.

00:22:25.140 No, Mike, when I say.

00:22:26.640 And then we'll say, y'all ready for this?

00:22:28.460 speaking of rehearsing speaking of me and you being on the same wavelength speaking of you

00:22:36.820 not even having to say things to me we went through this again the other day where you

00:22:40.180 can just simply say look at me you're about to say something i can then respond to it 0.98

00:22:45.080 uh-huh go ahead what's your fucking problem i don't have headphones so i wanted to see 0.99

00:22:53.600 I'm prefacing a fucking topic 0.99

00:22:55.700 Your favorite thing 0.99

00:22:56.340 I'm prefixing a topic

00:22:57.400 One thing that brings me to question

00:23:03.660 Some people are talking about it

00:23:05.500 You're leaving for Puerto Rico

00:23:08.520 After next week

00:23:09.940 It's happening guys

00:23:11.240 Like this is no longer a conversation

00:23:12.920 It's happening

00:23:13.880 Now I will say this

00:23:14.860 For this particular leg

00:23:16.960 He is only leaving for about two months

00:23:19.700 Four

00:23:20.140 Four months or are you saying four

00:23:23.360 For training camp.

00:23:24.600 For training camp.

00:23:25.480 It's training camp.

00:23:25.960 I was getting that.

00:23:26.500 To train for the Mayweather fight.

00:23:27.860 So not four months?

00:23:28.840 No. 1.00

00:23:29.340 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:23:31.140 For now. 1.00

00:23:32.000 You said two months and you said four.

00:23:34.020 No, he said four.

00:23:35.900 I was trying to alley you, my friend.

00:23:37.960 But I did have it anyways.

00:23:38.980 I was going there.

00:23:39.560 So not as much concern here.

00:23:43.840 Now, the reason I'm bringing this up is for the next five days.

00:23:47.920 Now, this is the first of impulsive history.

00:23:49.980 We may have gotten close to this before, but this is definitely the world record.

00:23:53.360 We are filming 10 consecutive episodes of Impulsive.

00:23:58.900 So for all the people out there watching this episode

00:24:00.720 who said to themselves,

00:24:01.560 God dang, Logan's leaving.

00:24:02.680 Like, this is the end of an era.

00:24:04.580 It doesn't appear that end is happening just yet.

00:24:07.320 We are bagging up episodes with fantastic people

00:24:10.000 such as Jeff Witek, Olivia O'Brien.

00:24:13.220 Chris DiStefano.

00:24:14.100 Summer Ray.

00:24:15.300 Chris Brown.

00:24:16.680 Jason Ellett.

00:24:17.440 That one's not true.

00:24:18.620 I know, but that'd be so cool.

00:24:19.720 It would be dope.

00:24:20.920 That'd be so cool.

00:24:21.780 So I wanted to bring this up

00:24:24.320 Just because I think

00:24:25.720 I've been seeing some comments

00:24:27.220 About the end of the era, bro

00:24:30.520 That has been this

00:24:32.040 Duo, this partnership

00:24:33.960 This era will never end

00:24:35.080 It's a never ending era

00:24:37.160 George, we get it, bro 1.00

00:24:38.640 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:24:40.240 The comments are on my shit 1.00

00:24:42.280 George, this is why I didn't 1.00

00:24:44.340 You inflame

00:24:45.780 When I got massages, I was like, good

00:24:48.300 No one wants to see his bare feet anyways 0.95

00:24:49.780 the girl gets in the bottom fee and be like I need help

00:24:52.260 I can't do this by myself

00:24:53.600 alright go ahead you're leaving me out 0.90

00:24:56.060 you're a troublemaker

00:24:56.580 troublemaker because they're commenting on my videos

00:25:00.120 yo and they're not saying like

00:25:01.900 you can't leave Logan and George 0.98

00:25:04.000 like I'm just bringing the fucking point up alright 0.99

00:25:05.800 all I'm saying is this 0.98

00:25:06.780 Logan's going down there for a couple months 0.97

00:25:09.340 some crazy shit's gonna happen by the way 0.74

00:25:11.860 me and George are gonna start collaborating a lot more 0.96

00:25:13.860 because we're very good friends and everyone knows that

00:25:15.820 and we're

00:25:17.920 bagging up these episodes there there will be not much of a lull between him leaving for puerto rico

00:25:22.800 the fight and coming back less than less than last year's lull for the fight right uh because we took

00:25:29.480 the month off before it just gets to be too much so we're gonna absolutely destroy our vocal cords

00:25:35.540 our mental capacity our physical strength this week we're doing like you said 10 episodes it's

00:25:40.520 crazy two a day for five days uh and so we'll have them all bagged up and then i believe mike's

00:25:44.920 actually going to come out to PR to shoot an episode

00:25:47.000 as well. Or a couple. Just to

00:25:49.080 bag up stuff down there so we can get

00:25:50.840 through the

00:25:51.660 end of it. And then we'll be back.

00:25:55.220 And it'll be like nothing ever happened. It's like a little

00:25:56.820 pinch, guys. It's like a little... Wait, you're going to

00:25:58.880 shoot Impulsive out there?

00:26:01.000 You're coming. You're coming. 0.96

00:26:02.800 I didn't get the memo. Well, we didn't even

00:26:04.900 finalize all this shit yet, George. 0.98

00:26:06.860 It just seems like I'm being left out again. George, George, 0.99

00:26:09.200 George, can you talk to this guy?

00:26:11.120 He's being a troublemaker. I don't think the audience

00:26:12.880 is buying it anymore. I don't think they're buying it.

00:26:15.120 I do think you're starting to lose

00:26:16.880 your ability to sell them on it.

00:26:18.460 I don't think they're buying it. 1.00

00:26:20.880 I feel like the ones that are just youngins.

00:26:23.320 They're like, maybe George is hurt badly.

00:26:25.520 I actually brought up, I have

00:26:26.880 a topic I want to talk about.

00:26:28.320 I went to a gathering, not a party,

00:26:31.100 a gathering with a lot of people.

00:26:32.660 Social distance?

00:26:34.920 It's not a party, but there was a ton of people

00:26:36.940 there, and everybody

00:26:38.420 was super conscious and safe,

00:26:41.100 but it's been a long it's been over a year since i've had any gathering with people from

00:26:46.080 our career choice you know social media and uh man seeing them in real life versus

00:26:52.740 edited versions of them hey man should be illegal and i'm not taking any shots and i actually wrote

00:26:59.880 down in this in my notes i'm like am i taking this too far but you know what they're taking 0.69

00:27:03.080 it too far what the fuck i said hi to them i was like hey what nice to meet you george like george 0.81

00:27:08.320 it's me 0.95

00:27:08.840 beep beep beep

00:27:09.460 and I was like 1.00

00:27:09.900 what the fuck 0.99

00:27:10.380 and I went on my phone 1.00

00:27:11.320 and I was like

00:27:11.500 oh my god

00:27:11.900 yeah that's what you look like 1.00

00:27:12.780 you motherfucker 1.00

00:27:13.660 you know what 1.00

00:27:14.620 this is why depression

00:27:15.680 and anxiety is on the rise

00:27:16.760 is because you look like 1.00

00:27:17.860 fucking Bigfoot 1.00

00:27:18.780 coming out of the fucking woods 1.00

00:27:20.060 George 1.00

00:27:20.580 sorry 0.75

00:27:21.100 freaking Bigfoot

00:27:22.080 coming out of the woods

00:27:23.100 and then on Instagram

00:27:24.480 you're like

00:27:25.080 why do I use Chris

00:27:26.200 right in these streets

00:27:26.880 it's because my teeth

00:27:27.660 are perfect 1.00

00:27:28.040 no they're not bitch 1.00

00:27:28.780 you hired somebody 1.00

00:27:30.820 to edit that shit 1.00

00:27:31.720 and put it together 1.00

00:27:32.380 you look like Mr. Potato Head

00:27:33.740 and they just put you together

00:27:34.660 George

00:27:34.940 who talks to you 0.98

00:27:36.440 he's genderless now

00:27:37.780 oh yeah he's not actually look like potato head he's genderless now yeah they just take and put 0.99

00:27:42.000 it on whenever i think you put a dick or a vagina on it whatever you want i like that that's kind 0.99

00:27:46.460 of cool that you know what that toy really does work for that that whole process going on can't 0.99

00:27:51.280 say much about it without getting canceled moving on anyways so basically yeah talking to these 0.62

00:27:55.720 people and i'm like what the fuck is happening here what is happening here and then i was like 0.92

00:27:59.860 you know what george you're a christian you can't talk ill about people out loud you got to keep it 0.96

00:28:03.460 inside and then ask god for forgiveness so then i was like you know what no there's a lot of people

00:28:08.160 out there that you know that just don't deserve that they look at that and they're like i'm not

00:28:13.000 like that neither are they don't worry about it yeah yeah yeah do you do you um was this your

00:28:18.460 first time ever going out in los angeles out of curiosity you know what it is because what the 0.98

00:28:22.540 fuck am i talking about dog listen i say this all the time don't ever meet your favorite instagram 0.99

00:28:26.860 model in real life don't do it just keep her on instagram no keep her on instagram just keep her 1.00

00:28:31.840 right there she's got she's she looks great there just keep her on fucking she's like far she's like 1.00

00:28:37.200 good from far but like far from good oh yeah you know what i mean like when you and that goes for 0.98

00:28:40.880 guys too you know oh 100 and i'm just gonna be honest with you if you're trying to hit the gym 0.97

00:28:44.780 don't hit fucking facetune too because these dudes are skinnier than me i'm not talking shit 0.86

00:28:52.060 anymore i'm bookmarking it because i'll probably come back to it later but i will say this before 0.98

00:28:57.120 when i used to see them casually and then seeing my line and seeing casually i remember it i was

00:29:00.380 It's like, okay, that's not what they look like.

00:29:01.540 But then being a year apart, you forget.

00:29:04.080 Oh, yeah.

00:29:04.600 You forget.

00:29:05.280 Yeah, age is not affecting people that well.

00:29:08.220 I turn to my girlfriend, I go, I thank God that you look just how you do in pictures 0.88

00:29:13.820 because I don't know what I'd do if I looked at you in real life and just-

00:29:17.540 That is-

00:29:18.180 You know, dating somebody?

00:29:19.460 Time has taken its toll on a lot of these people, including us.

00:29:23.780 Except him for some reason.

00:29:25.100 I don't know why he looks younger every year.

00:29:26.680 Even though he looks mature in that outfit today.

00:29:30.380 You look sexy.

00:29:31.080 Hey, you know these TikTok stars?

00:29:32.480 You know what I noticed?

00:29:33.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:33.620 They got tic-tics.

00:29:35.400 Yeah.

00:29:36.080 TikTok stars have tic-toc tics.

00:29:37.140 You were telling me this.

00:29:38.440 I can't believe it.

00:29:39.720 Like, I'm not even kidding.

00:29:41.080 All they do is the...

00:29:42.700 The mannerisms.

00:29:46.260 No, he's not kidding.

00:29:47.100 No, no, no.

00:29:47.600 What he's talking about, actually, is when I...

00:29:51.600 When they talk.

00:29:52.940 That's it.

00:29:53.760 When he first said this, because in all honesty,

00:29:55.940 the reason he's saying this, I'll call out...

00:29:58.100 Faith.

00:29:58.820 Faith.

00:29:59.580 Faith.

00:29:59.860 Faith Ordway.

00:30:00.800 I don't know why I always go to Paige. 0.75

00:30:01.780 Faith Ordway, because she came and hung out.

00:30:03.620 We did some content together.

00:30:04.600 And she continues it going. 1.00

00:30:07.420 Like, if you go to hand or something, they fucking... 0.99

00:30:10.780 Like, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:30:13.500 They grab it.

00:30:14.680 But it's not just because, like...

00:30:17.780 Even, like, the Pammy baby, the girl that we're going to be working with,

00:30:22.560 she was on stream last night, and they do, like, the...

00:30:25.940 I cannot believe you said this last week.

00:30:28.460 That's what I'm saying. 0.98

00:30:28.780 I was noticing that they'll do cross-eyed and do the really animated shit that Belle Delphine does. 0.92

00:30:35.620 But during normal conversations, they're like, does that complete your order this evening? 0.97

00:30:40.780 And they do the face, you're at a Wendy's drive-thru.

00:30:43.100 Why are you doing that face?

00:30:46.620 It's because, you know, he's right.

00:30:48.780 I think it's because when they shoot these TikToks, people think it's like a one take.

00:30:52.500 It ain't a one take.

00:30:53.280 It's like 15, 20, 30 takes, and they post multiple times.

00:30:56.900 and i think they just it creates habit it becomes so so but also because i start laughing like 0.97

00:31:03.220 because i made fun of a fucking guy that laughed like that now i laugh like a windex bottle like 0.94

00:31:08.120 but but also like anything like anything else that comes with social media once you start to 0.99

00:31:14.900 assign a metric like likes comments that kind of stuff to a certain action that happens irl

00:31:20.140 your brain i feel like notices oh when i do the cross-eyed or when i do the like whatever i can't 0.69

00:31:27.920 fucking do any of it but whatever faces they make i get this reaction from the online community so 0.81

00:31:32.740 now i'm gonna apply that to real life because if i do the cross-eyed in a conversation if i do like 0.99

00:31:37.980 a cute smile in the conversation or like for some reason like what are they can you do the nose

00:31:42.280 scrunch yeah like that if i do that during a conversation about my mortgage like maybe i'll

00:31:48.700 get a better rate on my refi you know what i'm saying like i think it's spilling over that 0.65

00:31:53.560 feedback that they get from tiktok is spilling over it is very when you see a girl do that

00:31:58.020 oh we we saw it with belle delphine i couldn't admit it on that show because i had a girlfriend 0.98

00:32:03.480 on the time but i no no no listen i do remember when belle delphine was making the fucking faces 0.93

00:32:09.440 can we talk did you have a girlfriend at the time too yeah but wait hold on i want to talk 0.97

00:32:13.840 about this because we were very but those weren't i'm those were not tiktok faces those were bell

00:32:18.960 delphine e-girl faces there's a difference tiktok stars have tiktok tics that's what i'm saying

00:32:24.160 they're very specific to tiktok i don't bell delphine was doing like e-girl faces what's

00:32:29.720 different show me an e-girl face yeah that is that's oh my god that is true you know what i'm

00:32:36.260 saying that is true i thought you were getting into semantics but you're absolutely there's a

00:32:40.260 And the e-girl ones are actually more sexual

00:32:42.760 The e-girl ones are more sexual 1.00

00:32:44.420 They do this with their lips 1.00

00:32:44.900 Yeah, like I'm sad

00:32:47.860 Like anime, I'm sad

00:32:49.560 Then what's a TikTok one?

00:32:53.520 Oh, you're

00:32:53.880 You get so much spin on your tongue

00:32:55.580 Yes

00:32:57.180 Do you guys remember growing up

00:33:02.340 When a guy stuck his tongue out

00:33:03.480 You're like, I'm gonna beat you up

00:33:04.660 Like, don't do that 0.96

00:33:05.480 Stop doing that 1.00

00:33:06.500 What the fuck? 1.00

00:33:08.360 Put your tongue back in your mouth 1.00

00:33:09.460 I think it's because they're all so young

00:33:11.720 They're all so young dude

00:33:13.060 So what making faces is still

00:33:15.000 It's your nervous

00:33:17.180 That's your safe zone

00:33:19.000 You're uncomfortable you don't know how to actually talk

00:33:21.340 Think about actual people come on

00:33:23.420 How does that make sense can you imagine if you found

00:33:25.540 Your safe zone being scrunching your nose

00:33:27.880 And making a net hit George for one

00:33:29.920 I don't think so

00:33:33.000 Dude mine it looks like

00:33:34.220 No Logan's great at it

00:33:35.940 I'm actually not

00:33:37.980 That should by the way should be called like the Addison 1.00

00:33:40.740 Cause like she isn't that like her 1.00

00:33:42.300 Isn't that her like most famous one 1.00

00:33:44.240 You wanna talk 0.99

00:33:45.420 Let's flip the script and talk about some shit that actually matters 0.99

00:33:49.120 If you say either NFTs 0.99

00:33:50.860 Pokemon or

00:33:52.080 Tax rates

00:33:53.580 Nope

00:33:53.860 The UFC fights that went down this past weekend

00:33:56.980 So I had a triple parlay on the Barstow Sportsbook

00:34:01.180 I was gonna

00:34:02.900 I had Sterling winning 0.98

00:34:04.840 Amanda Nunez

00:34:06.240 obviously and then again my boy izzy so let's go one by one sterling aljermaine sterling

00:34:13.960 first time i've seen this dude fight for my ufc fans and i loved it i i don't know if i'd ever

00:34:20.680 seen a fighter where every movement that he does parlayed itself into a strike it was a his his

00:34:28.200 forward pressure it was sort of like water but at the end of the movement was like a whip of some

00:34:32.700 sort and his pace was incredible he had a super fast pace first round second round third round

00:34:38.340 and you could see he started to slow down and you weren't sure what was going to happen with the

00:34:42.100 fight but the the kid could take shots uh and his opponent was a really solid fighter and you have to

00:34:48.360 be uh weary weary of those because they can catch you at any moment if you slip up like fighters who

00:34:55.780 wait for you to make the mistake and when you're moving as much as you were and you're being as

00:34:59.940 hectic and frantic as you were because that's the word i would have used to describe his fighting

00:35:03.720 style frantic and it was working for the most part but you saw it started to slow him down a

00:35:08.000 little bit and right i didn't want the fight to end um the guy who's fighting yan um yeah just

00:35:14.680 just a solid solid striker and so they were doing a lot of uh uh striking and then aljamain ended up

00:35:21.200 on the ground this was right before he came over aljamain ended up on the ground and the other guy

00:35:26.440 i think it was in russian asks his corner because he wasn't sure what to do he said yo should i

00:35:30.860 should i try knee should i kick him and his corner said yes it was khabib's corner and uh so he need 0.98

00:35:37.940 aljermaine sterling in the fucking head while he was down while his knees were still on the ground 0.98

00:35:43.640 which is an illegal strike you know ref calls the fight aljermaine sterling like out of it not ko'd 0.99

00:35:49.500 But concussed, concussed for sure.

00:35:52.720 And they ended up calling the fight and disqualifying the guy, Jan,

00:35:57.100 who was the champ and giving it the belt and the win to Aljamain Sterling.

00:36:04.440 Sort of, I don't know if controversial is the right word,

00:36:07.520 but started conversation nonetheless around just how bittersweet of a win

00:36:14.620 that is for a fighter who works that hard and you won by DQ.

00:36:18.760 and again who knows what would have happened

00:36:20.880 but uh in my opinion 0.99

00:36:22.460 like take that fucking win 0.98

00:36:24.560 chin up I tweeted at him like walk 1.00

00:36:27.000 around with that belt with your chest out you deserve that 1.00

00:36:29.060 shit that strike was so disgustingly 1.00

00:36:31.300 illegal and you know I've 1.00

00:36:33.060 thrown an illegal strike in my life

00:36:34.480 it wasn't like that that was like

00:36:37.060 intent to kill you knew it was illegal

00:36:38.920 the referee said 0.94

00:36:40.520 yo don't kick him

00:36:42.980 while he's down and he still chose

00:36:44.980 to oh wait the ref said don't do it 0.99

00:36:46.760 oh and then what the fuck you remember they showed the clip of the ref whispering in the 0.98

00:36:50.680 doctors you're like i told him not to do it wait really oh yeah he like purposely is whispering 0.99

00:36:55.520 they're like here's the audio you weren't meant to hear it was this like tight up mic of but the

00:37:00.640 interesting thing about that fight is like he should hold his head high because it was an

00:37:04.680 incredibly close fight it was an incredibly good fight yeah and like it could have he could have 0.99

00:37:09.620 potentially won that fight anyways the tougher ones are when you're getting your ass beat by 0.98

00:37:13.640 somebody anyways. Say he was going to lose the 0.97

00:37:15.600 fight 1,000% and then he gets kneed in 0.98

00:37:17.580 the head. He can't celebrate that 0.66

00:37:19.540 as much. He could have very well won that fight.

00:37:21.920 I agree with you on that.

00:37:23.280 He threw the belt on the ground. I've never seen that.

00:37:26.200 He got very

00:37:27.280 a bit performative and a bit

00:37:29.060 exaggerated.

00:37:31.240 I felt like he was being a bit of a drama queen.

00:37:33.980 I really do.

00:37:36.440 He

00:37:36.840 walked out with his

00:37:39.420 arm around his boy, kind of limping a little

00:37:41.460 bit. Fighters who get knocked the fuck out 0.98

00:37:43.420 don't walk they just like walk out normally i thought he thought he was being a bit dramatic 1.00

00:37:47.180 if i'm being honest but like yeah fuck it like flop you know be a showman but or or like also 0.96

00:37:52.720 it is it is worth noting too like obviously a ton of emotion and like that and that feeling of 0.98

00:37:57.620 training for something and having it like if he felt like it was taken from i mean i i i felt

00:38:02.560 similarly but it's it's hard to tell someone in that situation like how to feel how to act i watched

00:38:07.000 a video today of some guy that was doing the uh one of like tour de france he popped his back tire

00:38:11.460 on his bike after training for six months for it he was in the lead and the cars didn't stop to

00:38:15.820 help him from the with the wheel and he just sat on the ground just started crying for like 20

00:38:19.280 minutes because no one helped him so like yo you train for something like that and then it gets

00:38:22.280 stripped from you by something outside of your uh ability to to control yeah that's tough yeah 1.00

00:38:27.260 and then amanda nunez obviously uh uh i mean what now do you put her in the men's division and does 1.00

00:38:33.380 she beat everyone there dog honestly her name should be automatic like bro why i said why do 1.00

00:38:40.060 you even get in the ring with her what what's your what's your what's your your what exactly

00:38:44.080 is your intent just to say you fought her it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like me

00:38:49.160 going i'll get in a fight against a brick wall you're not gonna win she's won 11 straight bouts

00:38:54.500 that doesn't make much sense because all all in what because you just wouldn't take take much

00:38:59.840 damage from a brick wall either i guess so yeah you would it would be yeah you would go hit a

00:39:03.480 brick wall tell me how it goes that's true okay you'll be damaged okay yeah no she but a brick 0.88

00:39:08.240 wall that I could attack. That's even more 0.88

00:39:10.060 dangerous. That's Amanda Nunez. 1.00

00:39:12.460 Yeah. And her interviews are

00:39:13.960 always so good. She's always just so happy.

00:39:16.780 She had a kid. Yeah.

00:39:18.140 Brand new baby. Brand new baby. Daughter.

00:39:20.720 Which is cool. Yeah. She's

00:39:21.760 said that she got that

00:39:23.960 mama bear instinct now.

00:39:26.180 She wants to fight even harder now that she's a mama. 0.97

00:39:28.860 Which sucks for all her 1.00

00:39:30.120 future opponents. 0.87

00:39:32.140 Good luck. And then yo, Izzy.

00:39:35.220 I just can't win

00:39:36.180 a sports bet, dude. It was so close.

00:39:38.240 the parlay was so close to hitting we snuck away with that sterling win a nunez took it and then

00:39:44.460 izzy it's tough because israel adesani i tweeted this somehow they showed it on on the ufc i thought

00:39:52.040 my brother's beef with dana white would burn any bridge i ever had with them but they showed it on

00:39:57.620 on the on the screen which was cool that israel adesani is one of the greatest combat sports

00:40:02.840 fighters of the generation it's always a privilege a treat to watch him and it it was but the the

00:40:07.800 guy he's going up against block of which black john block it's a polish power he he holds the 0.92

00:40:14.120 entire power of poland in his right hand he can move it a couple inches and there's thousands of

00:40:21.280 pounds of pressure and force but then in the end that wasn't what got the job done it was it was

00:40:26.920 simply being outclassed it was it sorry not outclassed outweighed you know what i'm saying

00:40:31.700 And, I mean, he utilized his absolute higher volume and mass to dominate on the ground game.

00:40:40.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:41.160 And there was just no way for Izzy.

00:40:42.540 And Izzy was doing everything in his power in the last round to slip out of that.

00:40:47.280 And they were saying, yo, this is actually a mistake on Izzy's part to try to power out of it.

00:40:51.580 He needs to make some technical maneuvering to try to get out.

00:40:54.600 But he just couldn't get it done.

00:40:56.280 He wouldn't have a weight class.

00:40:57.540 There's an inherent risk when you do that.

00:40:59.340 He said in his post-fight interview, dare to be great.

00:41:02.020 And he did, and he didn't come out favorable this time.

00:41:06.520 But that's an awesome loss.

00:41:08.220 Oh, yeah.

00:41:08.580 It's an awesome loss.

00:41:09.720 He even said, if I had to lose, I'm glad I lost to him.

00:41:13.160 That dude's a powerhouse.

00:41:15.200 When I watch fights like that, I'm kind of like,

00:41:17.640 this is what a Jason Statham movie would be like

00:41:20.500 if you took those fighters and put them in an octagon.

00:41:23.280 Bro, they're getting hit with things that would put us in critical condition.

00:41:26.620 And they're just like...

00:41:27.620 Yeah, Izzy took some big shots 1.00

00:41:29.860 Izzy did walk off some big shots 1.00

00:41:32.040 Yeah, they both did 1.00

00:41:33.500 Blakowicz

00:41:34.900 Yeah, but Izzy wasn't going to hurt him

00:41:37.320 No, he said the two things he didn't expect

00:41:39.700 was Izzy's speed and how hard he hit

00:41:41.560 Really?

00:41:42.400 But yeah

00:41:43.240 He weighed in at 205, Izzy weighed in at 200

00:41:46.980 and Blakowicz probably walked in the ring

00:41:49.040 about 215, 220

00:41:50.320 So then I start going, oh wow

00:41:52.900 that's crazy, two really good

00:41:55.040 fighters

00:41:55.520 one of them weighs

00:41:57.920 probably 15-20 pounds

00:42:00.680 heavier

00:42:01.200 what happens when a fighter weighs 30-40 pounds

00:42:04.840 heavier than a guy he's fighting

00:42:06.340 I'm just saying dog

00:42:08.300 the weight

00:42:09.640 is important 0.99

00:42:11.520 big ass kind of Polish looking white dude 1.00

00:42:13.480 against a much smaller black dude 1.00

00:42:15.300 who's the favorite 0.95

00:42:16.460 I don't know if you need to

00:42:18.960 this is going to be kind of skin color in there at all 1.00

00:42:21.520 you know what I'm saying

00:42:22.280 where do you get your pizza from

00:42:24.680 where do you get your pizza from

00:42:26.220 no Papa John's no please

00:42:27.340 no but it is

00:42:29.460 there's a lot of similarities

00:42:30.340 that just continue

00:42:31.620 there's a lot of power

00:42:33.600 in these Ohio hands

00:42:34.640 alright relax dog

00:42:36.220 alright man

00:42:40.900 you gotta chance right

00:42:43.140 you got a chance right

00:42:44.680 yeah 1.00

00:42:45.500 suck my dick bro 1.00

00:42:48.780 it just may 1.00

00:42:50.000 happen

00:42:51.520 or may not

00:42:54.260 but you know what

00:42:56.240 it was a joke about the month of May George

00:42:58.960 forget it okay what else

00:43:01.060 I found this interesting I was over George's

00:43:03.200 house yesterday

00:43:04.040 he force fed me an edible 0.99

00:43:06.500 it's kind of fucked up 0.99

00:43:07.840 I asked for consent and he said yes 0.99

00:43:10.760 I'm in training camp and stuff

00:43:11.980 you should ask a couple times because sometimes they miss here

00:43:14.800 the first time

00:43:15.480 in our high state

00:43:18.620 in our high state

00:43:22.220 we turned on YouTube

00:43:23.880 We wanted to watch some stuff

00:43:24.940 And we were scrolling on YouTube and watching content on YouTube

00:43:27.740 We were stuck

00:43:28.860 And I said to myself, this is crazy

00:43:31.040 Normally we go to each other

00:43:32.600 Hey, you want to come over and watch a movie

00:43:34.700 Why don't we say, hey, you want to come over and watch YouTube?

00:43:38.440 That's just as fun of an activity 1.00

00:43:40.300 Gen Z has to be doing this 1.00

00:43:42.660 It's surprising to me 1.00

00:43:44.300 Because we didn't do that

00:43:45.020 We'd watch movies and television programs

00:43:47.580 And now you can just

00:43:49.240 You can browse YouTube for hours

00:43:51.060 Hours on it

00:43:52.440 so much not to derail i'll derail for a hot sec i don't think gen z is doing that i don't when you

00:43:57.640 ever see stories posted or people watching your youtube video it's kind of a lonely exercise man

00:44:03.380 it's kind of a lonely like when's the last time like i know what you guys are saying about last

00:44:06.920 night i disagree now no no no guys guys i'm not this is i'm not talking about the outliers here

00:44:12.680 for the most part i believe youtube is a soul activity an individually uh digested piece of

00:44:19.660 content if you're watching this right now uh we're gonna put a poll on this are you watching

00:44:25.240 this alone or with others never ever put the poll on the screen i will meet you halfway i think

00:44:30.620 mostly when people like get on yeah they are watching by themselves when they're either one

00:44:34.240 taking a shit or waking up in the morning but i will say when people come over to people's houses

00:44:38.900 now i think because people have a hard time choosing what to watch they just put on youtube 0.99

00:44:43.340 now yeah why is choosing what to watch also the hardest thing ever hardest thing i've ever done

00:44:48.420 harder than training camp, harder than any fight I've ever

00:44:50.340 had, harder than trying to maintain a relationship.

00:44:52.660 I cannot choose what to watch on Netflix.

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00:46:18.020 blue chew for sponsoring this podcast back to the program. It's because people are going into these

00:46:23.560 circumstances, actually believing that they're going to watch a movie. Still, you you're not

00:46:29.140 going to watch them. Just people need to, to limit and lower their expectations a little bit,

00:46:33.720 lower the bar for yourselves. You're not going to watch a movie. You're going to watch a lot

00:46:37.920 of previews. Don't set the bar

00:46:40.040 so high. No one's actually going

00:46:42.020 to watch a piece of Netflix content.

00:46:44.600 You're going to scroll through the recommended

00:46:46.060 for you bar first, and then

00:46:48.060 what you're going to do is you're going to find something that they've

00:46:49.960 offered to you that you kind of like, and you're going to watch

00:46:52.020 titles related to that.

00:46:53.540 Just the trailers.

00:46:56.400 How much money does Netflix have

00:46:58.020 using trailers?

00:47:00.040 Because their 8-minute previews

00:47:01.600 must have ads in them. Why is

00:47:03.980 every trailer on a Netflix movie

00:47:05.540 10 minutes long

00:47:06.600 when I'm done

00:47:07.260 watching the trailer

00:47:08.080 I'm done watching the movie

00:47:09.280 it's done

00:47:10.240 really?

00:47:12.020 is that true?

00:47:12.620 I didn't notice that

00:47:13.800 bro it's 10 minutes long

00:47:15.600 you watch the movie

00:47:16.300 like any

00:47:17.000 you're any 0.99

00:47:17.780 it's literally so fucking long 0.98

00:47:19.980 can I ask you a question 0.91

00:47:20.660 what's one thing

00:47:21.660 that you generally are

00:47:23.080 when you're watching Netflix?

00:47:24.880 happy

00:47:25.180 what else? 1.00

00:47:27.920 stoned out of your fucking mind 1.00

00:47:29.460 so like what 1.00

00:47:30.400 what really was one minute

00:47:31.860 might have felt like eight George

00:47:33.240 no

00:47:33.460 I can really

00:47:34.280 Well, Danny, maybe you should stop smoking drugs, too.

00:47:37.600 Danny, you can relate.

00:47:38.740 No D.

00:47:39.280 No D.

00:47:40.160 No D.

00:47:40.960 You're on my side. 0.99

00:47:41.580 I'm sorry.

00:47:41.960 I just thought I were.

00:47:42.740 No, it's fine.

00:47:43.360 I'm just saying I watched the whole trailer and then decided to not watch the movie because

00:47:46.720 they just told me it.

00:47:47.260 It's too long.

00:47:47.820 Yeah.

00:47:48.520 She's saying she's.

00:47:49.360 Yeah.

00:47:49.620 So another thing I've noticed, too, about the trailers, and then please, by all means,

00:47:53.100 get into the thing that you're going to say here because we've sidetracked this horribly.

00:47:56.800 What about the trailers when they don't have a trailer for like the older movies?

00:48:00.400 And so they just show one scene and you just have to work with that.

00:48:03.340 That's all the information you're given.

00:48:04.680 It's just one scene from the movie.

00:48:06.100 Oh, that's weird.

00:48:06.920 And it's for older movies.

00:48:07.840 Older movies.

00:48:08.260 Older movies, because they're too lazy to cut a trailer.

00:48:10.220 Yeah, they're like, ooh.

00:48:10.940 And they don't want to buy the rights.

00:48:12.440 Toasters weren't even invented what this movie came out.

00:48:13.140 Yeah, they show a scene that has nothing to do with them.

00:48:15.240 Yeah.

00:48:15.840 Go ahead.

00:48:16.440 No, in my baked state, and we were scrolling YouTube,

00:48:20.460 passing the time, watching God knows what.

00:48:22.840 We were talking about who the highest paid YouTubers are.

00:48:25.160 Mike, can you tell me who the highest paid YouTuber is?

00:48:27.100 Well, as of the past couple years, Jimmy,

00:48:29.180 it has been a man by the name of Ryan.

00:48:31.080 Ryan.

00:48:31.920 Toy.

00:48:32.320 Toy.

00:48:32.800 Toy.

00:48:32.920 time he's like six six seven years old no i think he's like so i i said that's crazy i knew this i 0.91

00:48:39.540 know all that he beats everyone's ass every year in the octagon and and i'm proud of the kid except 0.57

00:48:45.920 i realize i have no idea what he does i don't know what what ryan's toy time is or what ryan's 0.95

00:48:52.180 world looks like george goes you know why don't we watch some and i'm like this is perfect have

00:48:57.180 Have you ever watched a Ryan's World video?

00:48:59.160 I have.

00:48:59.180 I have.

00:49:00.480 Yo.

00:49:01.260 Yo, this kid's brilliant.

00:49:02.600 Oh, yeah.

00:49:02.980 I finally understood.

00:49:04.200 I was like watching his videos.

00:49:06.100 First off, he's six, seven, so charismatic.

00:49:10.820 It's weird watching someone who's seven do the same job as me, dude.

00:49:17.120 Yo.

00:49:18.140 What?

00:49:19.240 Imagine watching him do it better than you.

00:49:21.020 I was like watching. 1.00

00:49:22.340 I'm like, holy shit. 0.99

00:49:23.760 This kid is like scripted. 1.00

00:49:25.700 He's got story beats.

00:49:26.940 He set up the shots

00:49:28.200 He's like

00:49:28.920 Outlined exactly

00:49:30.520 What he's gonna do

00:49:31.200 To prove his point

00:49:32.180 And say what he's gonna say

00:49:33.340 Hold on

00:49:33.840 Slow down

00:49:34.540 No no no

00:49:35.420 It's script

00:49:35.820 You think he's scripting it

00:49:37.340 We watched one

00:49:38.700 On physical change

00:49:39.660 It's a science video

00:49:41.060 He's teaching kids

00:49:42.740 He's teaching

00:49:43.620 The whole thing was scripted

00:49:45.340 The whole thing was scripted

00:49:46.660 Dog

00:49:47.060 Don't describe him

00:49:48.460 You don't know

00:49:49.060 Mike obviously

00:49:49.720 There's a script that you dars

00:49:50.920 You don't know

00:49:51.520 Obviously

00:49:52.080 Freaking doorknob

00:49:53.220 So he's an actor

00:49:54.140 Yes

00:49:55.100 Okay

00:49:55.580 But there's more than that

00:49:57.280 He's already had a career path change

00:49:59.360 He went from raiding toys

00:50:01.400 And now he's doing science

00:50:02.600 At the age of 7 or 8

00:50:03.960 Physical change

00:50:06.620 We know all about it

00:50:07.880 We know all about what a physical change is

00:50:10.380 Thanks to Ryan's story time

00:50:11.440 This is confetti

00:50:12.920 Still confetti, physical change

00:50:15.140 You're talking about the change of states

00:50:18.240 That's for this particular video

00:50:19.860 And then his dad comes in

00:50:22.140 And his dad plays along

00:50:23.700 He's like, oh, you know, I'm Ryan's dad

00:50:25.860 They should cast a new dad, by the way

00:50:28.120 They're thinking about doing it

00:50:29.660 Terrible father

00:50:30.640 Do you know who they're talking to?

00:50:33.980 Papa John's

00:50:35.000 The kid's brilliant

00:50:44.800 I was so happy I finally understood it

00:50:47.680 I'm buying all of Ryan's toys

00:50:49.440 At the time

00:50:51.560 That I see them

00:50:52.280 There's a lot of YouTube content out there, dude

00:50:55.080 Great content

00:50:56.880 We watch Emma Chamberlain

00:50:59.200 We watch Emma

00:51:00.060 I'm going to be honest

00:51:00.960 You get sucked in, you can't come out 0.99

00:51:04.220 She makes great content

00:51:05.600 By the way, I'm going to make YouTube content

00:51:07.600 With some of these highly requested people

00:51:10.400 Over the next couple months 0.99

00:51:11.260 I'd like to get Emma Chamberlain to do some food stuff 1.00

00:51:14.080 Because she already does food stuff 1.00

00:51:15.320 And then most importantly, I'd like to somehow 1.00

00:51:17.760 Twist his arm, grab his dick 1.00

00:51:20.080 Twist his little toesies 1.00

00:51:21.760 to get Danny Duncan to do something

00:51:23.280 with anybody besides himself.

00:51:24.880 That was the only person you could say a joke like that.

00:51:26.940 I was probably like, wait.

00:51:28.440 Because if you were going to talk about the guy who rates toys,

00:51:30.860 you can't do it immediately.

00:51:31.820 Yeah, it'd be over.

00:51:32.840 I'd be working at Papa John's.

00:51:34.620 No, nothing's getting caught, George. 0.99

00:51:36.740 We're not fucking 12 anymore. 0.99

00:51:38.100 Stop. 0.99

00:51:38.440 Okay. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Nothing fucking gets caught. 0.99

00:51:40.420 All right, listen. 0.99

00:51:41.440 What I'm saying is this.

00:51:42.200 Yes, Danny Duncan, that would be great.

00:51:43.540 Danny, if you're watching this or see this clip.

00:51:45.220 We watched him too.

00:51:46.000 Let's do something.

00:51:46.740 We watched him too.

00:51:47.420 He's great. 1.00

00:51:47.960 He's fucking great. 0.99

00:51:48.780 You know, it's funny because I turned to you and I said, 0.99

00:51:50.500 this is why i watched danny duncan he's hilarious so he doesn't give a fuck and he's a sweet person 0.64

00:51:54.900 in real life i always like watching people that are nice he's very athletic i had one he's very 0.87

00:51:59.700 i had a workout with him and a post-workout meal uh and it was very nice he's a very nice guy he's

00:52:07.440 very reckless which i like a lot he doesn't give a but but irl too like it's not just it's not just

00:52:14.380 the videos dude like like like when we're doing like a hundred in that tesla or he's doing burnouts

00:52:19.080 and like crazy spin-outs in the Tesla.

00:52:21.160 He's doing that with no video shooting.

00:52:23.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:52:23.660 So it's like-

00:52:24.240 That's his life.

00:52:24.960 Yeah, he's really bout it, bout it.

00:52:27.520 He's a rags to riches story.

00:52:30.440 Heavily.

00:52:31.320 Actually, when I watched a video

00:52:32.600 that he like gave his mom a house,

00:52:33.760 I was legit like crying.

00:52:35.280 And he did it in a non-cornery way. 0.99

00:52:36.900 And I was like, fuck, you got me. 0.97

00:52:38.160 So I really, he's one of my favorite YouTubers 0.99

00:52:41.080 and I say it all the time.

00:52:42.540 Also, Emma Chamberlain, my girlfriend showed me her.

00:52:44.720 And the first time I watched it, 0.99

00:52:45.700 I was like, why the fuck are you watching? 1.00

00:52:46.900 This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

00:52:48.260 I can't believe you said that. 1.00

00:52:48.780 How dare you?

00:52:49.240 Yeah, honestly, that you can get canceled. 1.00

00:52:50.800 Second time, I was like, the fuck's she doing? 0.99

00:52:52.360 Come on. 1.00

00:52:52.800 And then I sat next to her. 1.00

00:52:53.900 Third time, I was like, bitch, turn it on. 1.00

00:52:55.320 Hurry up. 0.99

00:52:56.660 Let's get this going. 0.61

00:52:58.080 Emma posted. 0.91

00:52:59.060 Why is she so fun to watch? 0.97

00:53:02.160 She's just so fun to watch.

00:53:03.220 And it's not like our style of really fast, super cut up, high action content.

00:53:10.560 She just has the ability to keep you engaged with what she's talking about.

00:53:14.540 And it could be like, you know, like I've watched a couple episodes of her like taste

00:53:17.820 testing breakfast foods from drive-thrus and stuff like that, which is, which is a format

00:53:21.260 that I love, but like, it's not the same.

00:53:23.940 It's not super cut up.

00:53:24.840 It's very long form, but everything she says is like kind of funny and it's all shot by

00:53:29.200 her and probably edited by her as well.

00:53:32.200 Like it's very, it's very, she posted a video of her cutting cheese.

00:53:37.040 I swear to you, Mike, I was eight minutes in cutting cheese shot.

00:53:41.980 Did not move.

00:53:43.000 What do you think it is?

00:53:43.840 What do you think it is?

00:53:44.420 And I'm like, why am I still watching this?

00:53:46.120 Are you high?

00:53:46.880 No, sober.

00:53:48.560 Sober.

00:53:49.160 By the way, you guys keep saying like I'm high,

00:53:50.620 like I'm high all the time.

00:53:51.400 I only get high before I go to bed.

00:53:52.440 We wanted to talk to you about something.

00:53:54.000 Are you high right now?

00:53:55.240 I read your book.

00:53:55.820 Do you ever get nervous?

00:53:58.840 Now I am. 0.99

00:54:00.040 It was a Lil Wayne fucking song, but anyways. 0.99

00:54:02.780 Oh, is that a song? 0.99

00:54:03.820 George, I'm going to make a lot of references

00:54:05.100 you're not going to understand, okay?

00:54:06.000 Well, I'm not 40.

00:54:06.860 What do you want from that?

00:54:07.540 I got that one.

00:54:08.520 Because he's not 40?

00:54:09.800 No, because I pay attention to culture.

00:54:11.580 No, Mike.

00:54:12.000 Oh, actually, keep walking. 1.00

00:54:13.220 damn look at those ass cheeks in those pants 1.00

00:54:15.220 any mortgage you want to sell 1.00

00:54:16.960 I'm buying

00:54:17.900 wow

00:54:19.360 that's

00:54:24.840 that's amazing

00:54:26.800 you shouldn't make an OnlyFans

00:54:28.900 did you have some I got some

00:54:30.340 I got other stuff but your stuff's probably better

00:54:33.320 just cause you're a culture relatable

00:54:35.560 I have a story

00:54:36.420 how long after a breakup to start

00:54:39.900 hooking up with other people

00:54:40.720 oh you were gonna go 1.00

00:54:41.820 Yeah fuck it 1.00

00:54:42.420 Fuck you 1.00

00:54:42.860 I say 1.00

00:54:43.860 Is it really over

00:54:45.600 Or is it like

00:54:46.300 Kind of over 0.98

00:54:47.040 Fucking over 0.99

00:54:48.300 It's over 0.99

00:54:48.900 I would say

00:54:49.920 Immediately right after

00:54:52.100 Really

00:54:52.540 Cause that's his game too

00:54:54.040 Like within 24 hours

00:54:55.300 Okay 1.00

00:54:55.680 Dude I suck bro 0.99

00:54:58.720 I'm like two weeks deep now 1.00

00:55:00.180 Deep in what

00:55:01.440 Papa John's pizza

00:55:04.620 Or whatever 1.00

00:55:08.800 Fuck that topic I guess 1.00

00:55:09.920 What do you got Logan 1.00

00:55:10.620 Just a story

00:55:11.980 Oh we love stories

00:55:13.060 Okay yo

00:55:13.660 I'm Paul's of the world's

00:55:14.300 Number one podcast

00:55:14.920 I'll tell you what

00:55:15.800 Being single is crazy

00:55:17.440 So crazy 0.57

00:55:18.360 Crazy game

00:55:19.400 Don't act like you know

00:55:20.980 I don't know 1.00

00:55:22.160 Fucking wife 1.00

00:55:22.900 He found out more stuff 1.00

00:55:24.480 About my girlfriend 1.00

00:55:25.100 Head ass 1.00

00:55:25.700 And he just looks at me 1.00

00:55:26.700 And he goes 1.00

00:55:26.880 I'm gonna kill you 1.00

00:55:27.660 Wiped up ass 1.00

00:55:27.980 Oh this is happening 1.00

00:55:29.020 Fucking movie night ass 1.00

00:55:30.620 Fucking head ass 1.00

00:55:32.020 Settling ass 1.00

00:55:33.540 Get married ass 1.00

00:55:34.660 One girl for the rest 1.00

00:55:35.700 Of my life type ass 1.00

00:55:36.660 Head ass 1.00

00:55:38.380 Sit on a couch ass 1.00

00:55:39.420 Watch Emma Chamberlain 1.00

00:55:40.340 This is why all the co-hosts leave 0.96

00:55:43.840 Next week

00:55:48.520 George wants to move back to Ohio

00:55:50.740 To focus on his heart

00:55:51.660 And we're like wait what

00:55:52.960 George why

00:55:55.940 You don't even do art you're not from Ohio

00:55:57.680 Why are you going back there

00:55:59.460 Everyone immediately

00:56:00.760 Yo there's going to be a small settlement

00:56:02.960 In Ohio

00:56:04.100 Of impulsive three slots

00:56:06.740 That just all live there and focus on art

00:56:09.220 How you doing Spencer? Pretty good Mac

00:56:11.980 You seen George lately?

00:56:14.260 Oh yeah he's done with the stencil shot 1.00

00:56:15.920 Grabbing some new fucking 0.99

00:56:17.540 Some glitter and stencils for his next art project 0.99

00:56:20.380 I text Mac every once in a while

00:56:21.920 And this is the last

00:56:22.860 I'm not exaggerating 0.99

00:56:24.640 I'll just fucking say it out loud 0.65

00:56:26.180 Have you ever texted him? 0.99

00:56:28.160 He gives you only a leeway of conversing with him

00:56:33.020 Conversation with him

00:56:34.460 You could do both

00:56:35.000 I go yeah man blah blah blah 1.00

00:56:37.140 we're just talking and he goes in seven words tell me how you're doing yeah you know bitch he's 0.99

00:56:40.520 incredible what if i want to use eight no no no no do you want to know gravity do you want to know 0.94

00:56:44.420 why why because he's on his phone for a window of probably six minutes a day like he doesn't 0.71

00:56:50.400 have time for bullshit also if you notice can i say something that's changed my life go ahead 0.88

00:56:53.760 and say something before i do okay thank you wow oh have the tables have turned uh this is what i 0.97

00:56:59.760 like to say let me preference this has changed my life perfect let me preface breakfast no let me

00:57:06.180 Let me breakfast.

00:57:07.560 I will never say it right on the show, ever.

00:57:10.560 I will never, ever say it right.

00:57:12.440 I won't do it.

00:57:13.220 It's like a slaughterhouse.

00:57:14.020 Anyways, let me preface it.

00:57:16.160 Did I say it right?

00:57:17.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:17.840 Fuck. 1.00

00:57:18.400 Fuck. 1.00

00:57:19.340 Y'all ready for this? 1.00

00:57:20.360 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. 1.00

00:57:23.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:57:23.900 I didn't want to do that. 1.00

00:57:24.900 Anyways, I have this new routine.

00:57:29.180 It's literally helped me out so much.

00:57:33.100 I do not touch my phone until 830.

00:57:35.060 Wake up 7 o'clock.

00:57:36.180 do not touch the phone at all regardless of what it is no text no emails no instagram nothing 1.00

00:57:40.420 wake up meditate pray do it all yeah yeah 8 30 in the morning sick man yeah fuck that yo have 1.00

00:57:47.320 you seen max dog no wait don't stop fuck that no stop because i want to talk about mac 1.00

00:57:53.560 fuck that fuck that mac his art is getting very good it was good you guys just didn't 1.00

00:58:03.440 appreciate him like you don't appreciate me now it was it was okay his art now is getting very good 1.00

00:58:07.800 it's always been good so art's subjective so we can go back and forth on this all day 0.93

00:58:12.280 but now i see his shit i'm like oh wow this moves to cleveland like whatever it is like i think he 0.94

00:58:16.480 found it there so and that's by the way that's the same conversation i had like and i don't think 0.98

00:58:20.880 there's uh any uh problem with believing in improvement so you're saying he's so you're

00:58:28.580 saying he's graduated the toddler stage of his artwork well that's not what i'm saying well you

00:58:35.300 did infamously say that a toddler could do that specific painting that he asked for am i wrong

00:58:41.680 that's particular painting yes the stuff he's doing now it's no it's incredible it's very good

00:58:47.160 i believe he should sell them on the blockchain as nfts yeah but also i've been afraid to tell 0.85

00:58:52.880 him that because he'll go my shit was always good and i would go i didn't think so oh because he 0.86

00:58:59.980 does art subjective like who's fucking right not me not him no like i don't know just in my opinion 0.98

00:59:05.360 i think i don't know i don't know he's he's he's hitting the nail on the head but he already is 0.91

00:59:09.940 doing the nfc stuff isn't he who knows who knows seven o'clock in the morning anyways yes

00:59:16.020 really just to touch on this really cool are you what are you some sort of hero are you trying to

00:59:20.880 be a hero no and then listen i do it 8 39 o'clock wrap-up which means at 8 39 o'clock i have to get

00:59:25.920 through all my phone stuff and then i turn it off i only i don't turn it off i leave it off for

00:59:29.780 emergencies if my mom and dad call me but and look at you you still can't say preface right

00:59:33.640 no look how far that's gotten you breakfast what time what time do you have your preface

00:59:36.860 uh and what do you what do you usually have for preface uh

00:59:41.280 hey reed could you schedule my appointment my therapist

00:59:45.060 like this they're not buying it anymore jord's over you lost you lost the initiative you cannot

00:59:52.300 you can't no longer fool them into this belief system no he's sort of right the only reason

00:59:56.960 why i disagree is i'm hella competitive and motivated by like the world around me and

01:00:00.800 inspired by that and so when i wake up and i see oh it's just flying especially in la three hours

01:00:06.420 behind east coast is popping i go oh it's going i gotta catch up and i'm not a morning person

01:00:11.140 So looking at my phone

01:00:12.520 Gets my endorphins

01:00:13.560 My blood rushing

01:00:14.260 My head spinning

01:00:14.940 And then I'm like

01:00:15.620 Boom I gotta get up 1.00

01:00:16.400 I gotta kick some ass 1.00

01:00:17.140 It forces me to wake up 1.00

01:00:18.420 You're right

01:00:18.860 And I notice that every day

01:00:20.020 When you wake up

01:00:20.740 Around noon

01:00:21.960 Yeah I was about to say

01:00:22.720 Like dog

01:00:23.140 What are you saying right now

01:00:24.480 When you wake up

01:00:25.600 Kids are getting out of school

01:00:26.760 On the east coast

01:00:27.460 No no no

01:00:27.760 What time did I wake up

01:00:28.480 What time did I wake up

01:00:29.340 Yeah today 0.99

01:00:29.920 One fucking time 0.99

01:00:31.560 Bro 0.99

01:00:31.800 I was with him yesterday

01:00:32.640 It was like 12.30pm

01:00:33.840 All the curtains were closed

01:00:34.840 No what time did I wake up

01:00:35.680 What time

01:00:36.080 Wait

01:00:36.460 He was up early today

01:00:38.120 Today

01:00:38.400 Yes today

01:00:40.320 Dude, when I come here, everybody's asleep.

01:00:42.760 Wait, Mil looked at him right now like,

01:00:44.420 he's my boss.

01:00:45.240 Hey, boss, you want me to lie for you?

01:00:46.580 You want me to tell the dude, like, look at him.

01:00:48.180 Yo, if I'm tripping, if I'm tripping

01:00:49.620 and I don't wake up at 9.20 a.m.

01:00:51.860 six days a week, let me know.

01:00:53.200 Put it this way.

01:00:54.540 I was here, I was doing the puzzle.

01:00:57.700 When I looked up, over here,

01:00:59.160 it was good morning over here.

01:01:00.680 So I go, oh, he's up one time.

01:01:03.140 Because sparring came in a little bit before 10.

01:01:06.160 So he was up.

01:01:07.020 I do have to defend him

01:01:10.360 I'm kidding

01:01:10.840 I'm not kidding

01:01:12.020 Mike's a yes man

01:01:15.240 Mike is only siding with him because he's on that side of the table

01:01:19.000 Let me say why

01:01:20.580 One thing

01:01:21.660 God has stopped taking this guy out

01:01:24.680 Oh that was George

01:01:25.820 He gave me edibles

01:01:27.560 Hold up

01:01:29.080 He is telling the truth

01:01:31.200 He's not going to be Mayweather

01:01:32.720 I was kidding

01:01:35.220 I've had Mike Tyson tell me that

01:01:37.000 I've had the California commission tell me that

01:01:39.200 And I had my best friends tell me that 1.00

01:01:40.700 All you fuckers are going to suck 1.00

01:01:42.620 The fattest cock when I knock this dude out 1.00

01:01:44.980 I swear to god fuck everyone 1.00

01:01:46.420 I sneezed four times 1.00

01:01:49.120 Hold on a second really quick

01:01:52.920 Nah this is good because

01:01:54.460 When I beat him there's going to be the three people

01:01:56.740 Who did believe that was going to happen

01:01:58.020 Me, Jeff, Don and Milton

01:02:00.740 Wait a second

01:02:01.600 And my dad

01:02:02.720 I never said you couldn't beat him 0.99

01:02:04.840 I said, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:02:06.720 Play it back. 1.00

01:02:07.580 Oh, whoa.

01:02:08.540 In my defense?

01:02:09.000 I'll be living in a mansion, and the next mansion, none of my friends are coming with me.

01:02:12.880 I don't live here. 1.00

01:02:13.760 Fuck you. 1.00

01:02:15.920 Caleb, run the scene back from earlier. 1.00

01:02:17.520 I said you have a chance.

01:02:19.040 Not that you have no chance.

01:02:20.220 Not a chance.

01:02:20.460 I said you have a chance.

01:02:21.340 Not a chance.

01:02:22.520 100%.

01:02:22.880 It's just a really, really low chance.

01:02:25.560 It's 100% chance.

01:02:26.300 Do I want you to win?

01:02:28.020 Who are you pointing at?

01:02:29.220 God?

01:02:29.900 God.

01:02:30.620 You don't even talk to him.

01:02:31.460 God's like, whoa, it's been a while, man.

01:02:33.020 Last time I talked to you

01:02:33.980 You thought you had herpes

01:02:34.860 I talked to God

01:02:35.760 Or was it that 1.00

01:02:37.560 You thought that girl

01:02:38.100 Was pregnant 1.00

01:02:38.540 It was the one and the same 0.99

01:02:40.920 Have I ever seen

01:02:43.920 The Queen's Gambit

01:02:44.740 Yeah 0.99

01:02:45.060 What did she do 1.00

01:02:45.660 Before she won a chess match

01:02:46.740 She looks up

01:02:48.180 And then makes 0.98

01:02:49.520 All the right moves

01:02:50.220 Where do you order

01:02:51.340 Your pizza

01:02:51.840 Where do you order

01:02:54.200 Your pizza

01:02:54.500 What's your favorite

01:02:55.500 Pizza place

01:02:56.320 Right here

01:02:58.920 Oh right here

01:03:00.140 Incorporated

01:03:00.560 Love that place

01:03:01.280 Is it

01:03:01.940 Is it Papa John's

01:03:02.740 Mulberries

01:03:04.200 Yeah

01:03:05.860 Mill

01:03:07.680 Can I ask you one question

01:03:11.400 And I really mean this

01:03:14.140 From the bottom of my heart

01:03:14.680 This is getting out of control

01:03:16.060 Ready

01:03:16.560 Y'all ready for this

01:03:19.540 I gotta tell my story

01:03:26.220 I never got around to it 0.99

01:03:27.480 Oh we suck 0.99

01:03:28.420 It's called impulsive for a reason 0.99

01:03:30.100 I feel bad for people listening to this

01:03:32.600 They're like, yo, these guys are all over the place 0.98

01:03:34.420 They have popcorn, they just fucking throw it 1.00

01:03:36.500 Fuck these motherfuckers 1.00

01:03:37.580 Except for how to say, press it wrong 1.00

01:03:40.400 Press it

01:03:42.700 Incredible, incredible

01:03:45.320 Being single's crazy, so crazy

01:03:47.520 The story's happening 0.57

01:03:48.560 Because obviously 1.00

01:03:49.480 Every woman is different 1.00

01:03:52.460 Every human is different 1.00

01:03:53.520 And so when you're hooking up with someone new

01:03:56.820 There's a bit of a dance

01:03:58.700 A bit of a finesse, you know

01:03:59.800 Sometimes it's not always so smooth

01:04:01.560 Especially when there's

01:04:02.620 Things that go wrong

01:04:05.360 During the hookup which I'm about to describe

01:04:07.320 So I used to not 0.97

01:04:09.680 Go down on women often

01:04:11.040 I don't know what it was 1.00

01:04:12.340 Boo, go 1.00

01:04:13.680 International Women's Day 1.00

01:04:16.180 I was

01:04:17.680 I was very young

01:04:19.480 I was very young and selfish

01:04:20.720 Why don't you just do the lick and split

01:04:24.420 Where they think it is but you flick your tongue and make noise 0.98

01:04:26.460 They're like oh my god this guy's crazy

01:04:30.480 thank you for that sorry about that mom no but then i got in the relationship and i you know

01:04:35.920 i started to uh just play around learn a little bit more about myself what i liked and like

01:04:40.180 pleasing the the woman has become a staple of my of my uh hooking up activity and it's it's 0.99

01:04:46.580 awesome it's awesome so now i do and you know women i'm hooking up with uh some of them are 1.00

01:04:51.100 surprised you know that i i now go down and so i was going down on this girl and she's like wow 0.99

01:04:59.580 You're pretty good at this

01:05:02.340 I was like thank you

01:05:02.960 Make a face you want 1.00

01:05:07.080 But I've been called the best by some women 1.00

01:05:08.660 Cap

01:05:09.300 I've been called the best by some women 0.99

01:05:11.640 The best at what? 0.99

01:05:13.320 Cap 0.99

01:05:13.760 If I give a shit about something 0.98

01:05:17.660 I'm good at it 0.99

01:05:18.260 I just feel like you'd be a locked jaw type of guy

01:05:21.780 I'm creative

01:05:23.940 I'm a creative at heart

01:05:25.560 What's your go to alphabet?

01:05:27.840 Nah

01:05:28.320 Nah, let me just stay on track here

01:05:31.040 Us here, split the table 1.00

01:05:32.720 So I'm going down on this girl 1.00

01:05:33.680 She's going great 1.00

01:05:35.100 Three, four minutes

01:05:37.220 And then all of a sudden I'm sniffling a little bit

01:05:38.780 Wait, wait, wait, you went down and then you sniff?

01:05:41.960 That's the wrong order 0.89

01:05:42.820 You sniff and then you chow 0.99

01:05:44.500 You don't fucking go 1.00

01:05:45.860 I said sniffling 1.00

01:05:49.000 He was crying

01:05:49.920 So I'm sniffling and

01:05:51.980 I'm like, oh, something's wrong

01:05:54.020 Am I going to sneeze? This is a weird place to sneeze

01:05:56.080 I hope I don't

01:05:56.800 and then all of a sudden I'm like,

01:05:58.720 oh, this feels like a nosebleed.

01:06:00.960 And so I start kissing the inner thigh a little bit

01:06:03.360 and trying to keep the vibe up

01:06:05.760 because I'm not trying to put a spike

01:06:07.560 in the wheels of this hookup

01:06:08.600 and I'm trying to distract her a little bit

01:06:12.680 and maybe not show her the fact

01:06:15.560 that my nose is bleeding

01:06:16.440 and so I wipe my nose like this

01:06:18.100 just to check.

01:06:20.140 Yo, my whole hand

01:06:23.340 covered in my nosebleed.

01:06:26.800 So everybody in the audience, including George, thought this story was going to the same place I thought it was when I heard it for the first time.

01:06:32.460 It's not.

01:06:33.000 I actually thought it was that.

01:06:34.540 No, I'm positive, George.

01:06:36.320 I went like this.

01:06:38.280 So now I have to stop.

01:06:40.440 This has gotten to a point of no return.

01:06:42.360 Something needs to be done about this.

01:06:43.580 I go, hey, I'm glad this is happening with you because I know you and it's not crazy weird, but I still am highly embarrassed.

01:06:50.680 My nose is bleeding. 1.00

01:06:53.840 Whatever you just did to me with your pussy, you need to not do it again. 1.00

01:06:56.800 like fucking stop you witch can you give me one second so i went to the bathroom and uh you know 1.00

01:07:01.960 my nose was bleeding i i fixed it and i told her i came back and said no seriously this is why this 1.00

01:07:07.500 is fucked up but i get hit in the head for a living now i fight people three days a week i 0.96

01:07:13.200 get hit in the nose every day maybe maybe maybe once twice a year my nose bleeds nothing happened 1.00

01:07:19.780 Didn't get hit 0.94

01:07:21.380 We're just going down on a girl

01:07:24.260 And my nose bled

01:07:25.420 And so I have no choice 0.96

01:07:26.880 She's in a coven 1.00

01:07:29.560 She's a Wiccan 1.00

01:07:30.660 You put her in an oven 1.00

01:07:31.660 After 1.00

01:07:33.160 Why would you do 1.00

01:07:35.960 You sacrificed a goat on her 1.00

01:07:39.120 What the fuck are you doing 1.00

01:07:40.240 The only thing I can think of 1.00

01:07:43.800 Is the position you were in

01:07:45.140 So there's a lot that goes into

01:07:47.820 eating a proper Danny

01:07:49.740 earmuffs just say

01:07:51.740 there's a lot that goes into eating a vagine

01:07:53.700 okay some people now

01:07:55.640 at my age obviously I like to get creative I 1.00

01:07:57.700 generally ask the girl to do a headstand

01:07:59.540 for it and I and then I then just tilt

01:08:01.700 over just slightly and I can stand

01:08:03.900 up and I and I by the 0.97

01:08:05.840 way guys if you haven't fucking tried this you have 0.89

01:08:07.760 to try it so you get them in a good possession 0.94

01:08:09.440 you get them in a good position get them in

01:08:11.740 a good possession and they're like

01:08:13.680 an NFT you got to own them all and what happens

01:08:15.660 is you actually are able to um

01:08:17.200 I call it kind of like bobbing for apples.

01:08:19.460 You can hold their ankles and just go down from a vertical step. 1.00

01:08:22.820 You are fucking lying. 1.00

01:08:23.280 I'm serious. 1.00

01:08:24.420 You are lying.

01:08:25.220 I'm 36 years old.

01:08:26.580 This is crazy. 1.00

01:08:27.300 I have to try shit, okay? 1.00

01:08:28.440 This is crazy. 1.00

01:08:28.720 So forget that, though. 1.00

01:08:30.560 The position Logan's talking about in his infant stages of eating pussy 0.99

01:08:34.600 is called the sniper position, 1.00

01:08:36.020 and you guys should absolutely be in the sniper position.

01:08:39.680 You guys should 1,000% be in the sniper position.

01:08:44.680 Your weapon is your two fingers. 1.00

01:08:46.940 And that is what you pleasure the clitoris with 1.00

01:08:49.780 Over the fucking skin 1.00

01:08:50.880 Because don't drive them too fucking crazy 1.00

01:08:52.740 That's your lesson for today 0.98

01:08:54.160 Snipe it out until you learn

01:08:55.580 Then you can bob for apples

01:08:57.000 And if you get even crazy

01:08:58.320 Guys if you're watching this 1.00

01:08:59.340 You have some crazy fucking position you do 1.00

01:09:01.040 That's even crazier than the headstand 1.00

01:09:02.340 You let me know please

01:09:03.560 Because I want to try it 0.99

01:09:04.320 Wait but is your ass in the air or is it not? 0.99

01:09:06.160 Chill Dylan 1.00

01:09:06.920 I do stick my ass off 0.99

01:09:08.820 You're not supposed to 0.99

01:09:10.040 When you snipe

01:09:11.120 You should get completely flat

01:09:13.140 But I do generally end up in that position

01:09:15.040 And I will tell you this

01:09:16.120 You are at a severe

01:09:18.900 Disadvantage if someone

01:09:20.740 Comes in to peg you in that position

01:09:22.240 Like bro bro you are

01:09:23.760 There is no more vulnerable position

01:09:26.960 Than sniping out 1.00

01:09:28.020 A girl 1.00

01:09:30.120 With her ass straight up in the air 1.00

01:09:32.360 You're just you're completely exposed 1.00

01:09:34.120 You forget and then you're like oh wow

01:09:36.160 You're like wow

01:09:37.180 I lost a drop on that one

01:09:40.860 Why is that 1.00

01:09:42.900 In my ass right now 1.00

01:09:43.680 You know what else happened oh you got something to say 0.99

01:09:45.460 i did but then i can't follow up after that i was you know what post not clarity is uh is when

01:09:51.660 when you go ah why yeah pretty much basically ah why if you hear from the next room it looks like

01:09:58.620 somebody got oh why speaking of do you have that don't don't do it let's stay on track

01:10:05.340 don't do it anthrax nice go ahead okay picking up post not clarity yeah yeah yeah you after you

01:10:12.840 after you nut you know you i mean god knows where you are even who you are what your intention is

01:10:18.320 on this earth what your purpose is and sometimes oh man i i regret all of that right and and 0.52

01:10:25.260 sometimes if you're hooking up with a girl in a particular circumstance or a man whatever you

01:10:29.880 know floats your boat it's like the poor the poor partner you want nothing to do with them

01:10:35.120 it's just the truth it's just how it's a major fact it's it's just how it is but the other day 0.98

01:10:40.920 I was masturbating. 0.98

01:10:44.160 Violently. 0.98

01:10:44.740 Can you add just any adjective there?

01:10:46.660 Violently.

01:10:46.980 No, add the real one.

01:10:48.440 How?

01:10:48.820 Because I don't know.

01:10:49.540 Vehemently.

01:10:50.400 Are you serious?

01:10:51.200 No, can you please describe it really?

01:10:53.300 Like your actual style with a word while you say that. 0.99

01:10:56.440 I was masturbating elegantly. 0.99

01:10:59.640 Is that? 0.97

01:11:00.900 What is elegance like this?

01:11:03.060 I turn my lights red.

01:11:05.620 I turn my lights red.

01:11:06.480 I spray scented spray.

01:11:08.100 Rose water on your face. 1.00

01:11:09.340 The goddamn right. 0.98

01:11:09.960 Yeah. 0.98

01:11:10.100 While you treat yourself

01:11:11.320 Yeah elegantly

01:11:12.300 That's so nice

01:11:13.080 Yeah so I did

01:11:14.480 I did the deed

01:11:15.740 You know

01:11:16.140 And for the first time

01:11:17.960 In my life

01:11:18.820 I had post nut clarity

01:11:21.640 With myself

01:11:22.560 Bro

01:11:23.720 You're like

01:11:24.240 I don't know

01:11:24.680 If I like myself

01:11:25.400 I looked at my hand

01:11:26.140 I went 1.00

01:11:26.720 You are fucking sick 1.00

01:11:29.140 Wait that's the first time 1.00

01:11:30.760 That's happened

01:11:31.260 Dude

01:11:31.800 I didn't

01:11:32.360 I wanted nothing

01:11:33.460 To do with myself

01:11:35.300 I was like

01:11:36.060 Get out

01:11:37.220 Where you're

01:11:38.340 I don't want to see you

01:11:39.400 i don't want to talk to you let alone be in the same vicinity as you and i'm this is all me

01:11:44.000 right and i i never experienced anything like this i was disgusted dead dead relatives situation

01:11:49.000 i don't know i don't know because spike was watching it's tough it's tough when you because 0.99

01:11:54.020 it's generally one of two things so obviously every time you masturbate masturbate your dead 0.94

01:11:58.660 relatives are watching you if you ever you never take your eyes off the screen so you might not 0.98

01:12:03.000 know this but if you look even into the corner of your room you will see your dead aunts whoever

01:12:09.080 And they all have the same face. 1.00

01:12:11.860 Fucking sick. 1.00

01:12:12.900 Disgusting. 1.00

01:12:13.440 You're fucking disgusting. 1.00

01:12:15.600 Honestly, I took you to Testo's restaurant as a child, the Italian restaurant. 1.00

01:12:19.080 They'd be a fucking shit deal. 0.99

01:12:19.840 You never take me to a hobby shop again. 1.00

01:12:21.240 Never. 0.99

01:12:22.500 You disgust me, dude. 1.00

01:12:23.720 Look at you with your fucking dick in your hand. 1.00

01:12:27.160 You guys have better ones. 1.00

01:12:29.400 Fuck you, George. 1.00

01:12:30.060 This is traumatizing. 1.00

01:12:30.660 Okay, guess what?

01:12:31.400 We're not making something up.

01:12:32.480 It's real.

01:12:32.900 Okay, stop.

01:12:34.060 So one, your dead relatives are watching you.

01:12:35.780 Two, it kind of depends on what you're watching. 0.99

01:12:40.100 The post-nut clarity for a masturbation session,

01:12:43.140 I think, is semi-based on what content you are taking in. 0.95

01:12:46.820 If you're watching like an ex.

01:12:51.740 Oh.

01:12:52.400 If you're watching.

01:12:53.440 Oh, that was supposed to be an example that has badly misfired.

01:12:59.180 i'm gonna just i'm just gonna luckily that is a catch-all for a bunch of my exes so i could just 0.84

01:13:08.380 i got this dude right if you're watching like some fucking hentai shit maybe that's feels maybe 0.99

01:13:15.580 you feel less ashamed about that about watching that uh tentacled eight foot penis penetrate that 1.00

01:13:21.340 small one right maybe you don't feel as bad about that but but maybe you feel a little bit worse if 0.99

01:13:26.220 you're watching a uh uh you know elder on i don't know gangbang right i don't it depends on what

01:13:32.900 you're consuming are you watching an elegant scene i think the the content you consume needs 0.99

01:13:37.900 to match up with your masturbation style so if you're elegantly masturbating you should be 1.00

01:13:43.480 watching some highly produced yeah realtor porn okay where it's a fake realtor what were you 0.99

01:13:48.580 watching that day i can't recall it was probably some you know what else is weird i had this is a

01:13:52.840 second train of thought it might have been you know how you come across those like there's like

01:13:57.760 uh uh step stepdad videos yes i do know about those okay dude i was wondering because that 0.92

01:14:06.680 shit's crazy wait so were you consuming that on this day i don't know i've i no no i don't think 0.66

01:14:11.600 i wasn't this day but i've seen those in my days yeah i've seen those yep yep and uh 0.99

01:14:16.060 There's stepmom videos, you know

01:14:20.240 There's gotta be someone out there

01:14:23.680 Who that really happened to

01:14:25.060 Oh, absolutely

01:14:25.980 And I want to meet that person

01:14:27.640 No, I want to meet

01:14:29.100 I want to meet

01:14:29.900 The son 1.00

01:14:31.300 Who fucked the stepmom 1.00

01:14:32.800 And caused a rift between the stepmom 1.00

01:14:35.020 And his own dad

01:14:36.280 Your next guest, bro

01:14:37.460 Has something similar to that

01:14:38.800 Really?

01:14:39.620 Yes

01:14:39.920 Who are we having on?

01:14:42.320 Yes

01:14:42.760 Oh, he's wild

01:14:43.760 His name's Jason

01:14:44.500 He's wild

01:14:45.400 He's a legend

01:14:46.000 But I want to meet these people.

01:14:47.660 Does that stuff get you guys going? 0.99

01:14:48.880 Like, yo, yo, yo, imagine you're a dad and you walk in on your son having sex with your wife. 0.98

01:14:54.260 What does that dynamic look like for the next week, at dinner that night, for the next decade? 0.90

01:15:00.800 I think at that point, you only need to meet these people.

01:15:03.520 The only option you have is to hop in.

01:15:06.800 What?

01:15:07.280 So Jason Ellis slept with the same woman his dad was sleeping with.

01:15:10.760 I don't know if they were married.

01:15:12.100 Oh, that's, okay.

01:15:14.080 So it's close.

01:15:15.040 But I know these people exist

01:15:16.760 And I want to meet them 1.00

01:15:17.720 Comment below if you fucked your stepmom 1.00

01:15:19.760 And your dad caught you 1.00

01:15:20.940 I actually went to high school

01:15:22.440 I just wanted to leave it at that

01:15:25.680 You went to high school? 0.99

01:15:26.480 I went to high school and this girl named 0.82

01:15:27.980 I mean I can say her first name right without saying her last name 0.83

01:15:29.940 When you do that who are you asking?

01:15:32.380 Like when you look around the room

01:15:33.720 Who do you expect to answer your question?

01:15:35.440 I'm just out of curiosity

01:15:36.780 You've changed ever since you put yourself together

01:15:39.020 He's changed clothes ever since he put himself together

01:15:40.900 Yeah anyways

01:15:42.720 uh she went she transferred over because her father married her mother his uh this kid that

01:15:51.920 i went to school's mom and everybody at school kept making jokes like oh they're like they're 0.85

01:15:56.300 fucking blah blah and i was like no that can't be real i can't be real washing my hands in the 0.86

01:16:00.560 bathroom months after they've both been in the same school and i turned to the guy and i go hey 0.99

01:16:06.860 man is that like are you are you really like are you guys and he goes oh yeah she's hot huh and i

01:16:12.760 just go oh my god what you mean what you mean so the guy is i don't know his name i don't know his

01:16:17.960 name but his name say it's zach zach was always went to school with me i've known him since the

01:16:21.840 sixth grade there was a girl named summer that came to our school she transferred over because

01:16:25.800 she just got changed schools because their parents married so they were stepbrother and sister oh 0.97

01:16:30.860 and she was beautiful oh and they were hooking up she immediately became the hottest girl at the

01:16:36.440 school yeah and so he started out like with like over protecting like that's like my that's like

01:16:41.940 my sister but then people started seeing them act like a little too much you know and so the 0.99

01:16:46.520 rumors started flying what are you gonna do though young love baby like shit what they're 0.98

01:16:52.400 not blood related yeah i agree with hogan what you never what do you guys are okay with this 0.99

01:16:57.240 george am i okay with this my ex-girlfriend is the most famous stepsister in the world

01:17:03.600 She was almost my stepsister.

01:17:05.640 I literally, of course I'm okay with this.

01:17:07.140 Did you roleplay that?

01:17:08.560 We roleplayed everything.

01:17:11.160 He showed me videos.

01:17:13.100 So will you watch any of her work now?

01:17:15.240 Dylan, why don't you do me a favor and wait till I put my next book out.

01:17:17.540 Where I'll answer that exact question.

01:17:19.320 It's called A Year With A Porn Star. 1.00

01:17:20.360 Buy it on fucking Amazon. 1.00

01:17:22.980 No, it's not. 0.99

01:17:24.080 We don't know what it's called.

01:17:25.200 I know what it's called. 0.70

01:17:26.420 I fell in love with a porn star, period.

01:17:29.160 Wait, with period written out or just the dot?

01:17:31.700 Written out.

01:17:32.140 I fell in love with the porn stars period

01:17:34.160 Boo

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 09, 2021

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