Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E270 Logan Paul Speaks On David Dobrik, Masked Singer Reveal & Jake Paul VS. Ben Askren

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00:02:12.320 He said, there's no way I'm going home this round.

00:02:16.380 Impossible.

00:02:19.080 And who's going home?

00:02:20.780 Grandpa Monster.

00:02:22.000 My heart.

00:02:23.620 My heart.

00:02:24.580 The moment I decided I cared, life was like, nah. 1.00

00:02:29.320 like she could be a step right up three balls for five dollars or seven balls 1.00

00:02:42.620 why does she look like a carny like y'all i'm sorry just do she just does y'all you're being 0.95

00:02:50.660 funny right now i want to open the show but i'm eating i'm eating my breakfast none of this is

00:02:54.860 being used no we probably should we use it well i'm eating a croissant i'm eating a croissant with

00:03:01.500 eggs all right there's just a lot going on because we opened the show it's uh it's my birthday it's

00:03:08.180 my birthday by the time you're watching this episode it's my birthday i'm 26 years old i'm

00:03:12.880 an april fool i'm a cosmic joke um i think more importantly today the day we're shooting tuesday

00:03:18.480 is caleb's birthday let's go happy birthday caleb caleb caleb runs uh impulsive behind the 0.97

00:03:25.060 scenes impulsive clips he films impulsive he does everything impulsive he sent us a cold email

00:03:28.980 and got the job he's always been incredibly impressive at doing what he does and uh this

00:03:33.540 show would not be possible without him so happy birthday caleb happy birthday brother welcome

00:03:37.980 back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world yeah i feel good today um 26 years old this

00:03:43.820 age thing is not stopping it's okay yeah yellow always been your color okay you give me a gift 0.98

00:03:52.140 this year absolutely fucking oh my god i'm not even say happy birthday to you bro did you give 0.99

00:03:58.540 me a gift uh no you're like you're the worst person to give gifts to i don't need them i think 0.99

00:04:03.860 it's beyond that i think i think it's just a happy birthday and like take you to dinner and just call

00:04:08.060 it a day you don't even need to take me to dinner i actually prefer just like leave me alone i have

00:04:12.280 I have I have severe PTSD being born on April Fool's when I was young I thought it was so cool

00:04:17.660 right I was eight years old I found out that April Fool's is the day you have you do you do pranks

00:04:21.660 so I decided to uh adopt and uh acknowledge that as my thing it's my day I'm gonna I'll play the

00:04:27.900 pranks so for two years I did it no I did it oh yeah and then I got old like I grew up I was like 0.98

00:04:32.740 I don't really care about this and then everyone started fucking with me like I became the butt of 0.94

00:04:36.900 all the jokes and every year for the past like literally decade my birthday has been the worst 0.93

00:04:43.020 day of the of the entire year yeah yep i've literally witnessed eight of them and it's so

00:04:48.640 weird because it's like this weird like the universe is like ha nah i don't think so and and

00:04:53.500 also hot take oh shit i'm careful with the hot takes man i love i love the celebration of life 0.70

00:05:00.520 and making it yet another 365 days on this beautiful planet but 0.92

00:05:04.180 just feels like a participation award just feels like a just like an obligatory like i didn't

00:05:11.720 choose to be born on this day i had nothing to do with it like my parents deserve the award if 0.99

00:05:16.180 anything like i let me give them a fucking a gift for putting up with my horse shit i'll tell you 0.99

00:05:21.100 what you want to give me a gift on my birthday uh go grab yourself some logan paul coin go grab 0.99

00:05:26.520 yourself some logan paul paul coin to benefit you and me wait wait on uh what you mean on

00:05:32.180 on BitClout?

00:05:33.120 Are you making that announcement?

00:05:35.540 Am I talking about BitClout?

00:05:36.480 I don't know.

00:05:37.460 What are you talking about?

00:05:38.280 I'm just saying like maybe

00:05:39.080 if my coin hits 100K,

00:05:40.180 I'll tell you who Satoshi is.

00:05:42.400 Who is Satoshi?

00:05:43.540 No, if my coin hits 100K,

00:05:45.180 maybe I'll tell you.

00:05:45.760 Oh my God, this kid's full of surprises.

00:05:47.540 BitClout, it's hot.

00:05:48.720 It's hot on the market right now.

00:05:50.620 Satoshi's the guy who gave me

00:05:51.580 my pizza at the airport. 1.00

00:05:52.720 What the fuck? 0.99

00:05:53.400 I found out who Satoshi was. 1.00

00:05:56.760 And no?

00:05:59.580 Okay, nevermind.

00:06:00.520 Maybe, maybe.

00:06:01.280 but yeah bitcloud have you did you confirm your account so i didn't but and i was going to and i

00:06:07.780 had people telling me that i should and i haven't yet but now that you're making this announcement

00:06:12.880 on a show that comes out there i'm gonna do mine now like right after the show's done filming are

00:06:16.920 you really 100 okay because there's a lot of speculation around this project yeah i know

00:06:20.900 it's a combination of this really what kind of looks shady but could be legit blockchain platform

00:06:28.960 where basically you can invest cryptocurrency

00:06:31.440 into creators, personalities, influencers, entertainers

00:06:35.060 as if they're stocks.

00:06:37.260 And as someone who's in the space,

00:06:39.080 it looks like an exciting project.

00:06:41.900 And what's more, so surprisingly,

00:06:45.400 there are so many big investors and funds

00:06:48.760 and venture capitalists behind the project.

00:06:52.300 Everybody.

00:06:52.580 I think that's why-

00:06:53.640 Sequoia.

00:06:53.980 Yeah.

00:06:55.120 What's it called?

00:06:56.260 The main one? 1.00

00:06:57.380 Big fucking- 1.00

00:06:58.580 Coinbase. 1.00

00:06:59.160 Coinbase. 1.00

00:06:59.500 Coinbase is fucking behind it. 1.00

00:07:00.780 Coinbase is behind it. 1.00

00:07:01.760 Yo, Alexis Ohanian?

00:07:03.660 Founder of Reddit?

00:07:04.500 They're getting a lot of heat, too.

00:07:05.700 They're getting sued by people saying, yo, you can't use my name and likeness.

00:07:10.220 15,000 top Twitter accounts, name and likeness being used essentially to promote this platform.

00:07:16.340 The issue is it's a blockchain platform.

00:07:20.140 It's just code.

00:07:21.900 Who are you going to sue?

00:07:23.060 Yeah.

00:07:23.660 Who are you going after?

00:07:24.640 There's not even a customer service agent that you could call to let them know that you forgot

00:07:27.780 your seed phrase which don't exist don't forget your seed phrase yeah it's it's super interesting

00:07:34.260 and there's uh there's a lot of hype behind it the problem with it right now which is why i haven't

00:07:39.560 yet confirmed my account and why i think i'm gonna kind of hold off and also i mean i'm holding off

00:07:47.120 ish like i will say i've invested you got well you also got to claim your coin you probably got 0.97

00:07:51.200 a couple hundred thousand worth of logan paul coins because them shits is heating up bro you 0.98

00:07:56.060 You as a person is heating up. 0.99

00:07:58.340 You're a wrestler.

00:07:59.520 We got a lot of stuff to talk about today.

00:08:01.200 A dancer.

00:08:02.620 Oh, Masked Singer? 0.99

00:08:03.620 Holy shit, I just got revealed on Masked Singer doing WWE. 0.99

00:08:07.800 Floyd Mayweather show. 0.99

00:08:08.620 Yeah, it'd be smart to invest in my coin.

00:08:13.140 That's the idea.

00:08:13.820 But I want to make sure it's, you know, I want to be comfortable verifying and validating that it is indeed a thing.

00:08:22.020 Because the issue right now is you cannot withdraw.

00:08:24.380 You can't.

00:08:24.780 You can't withdraw, which isn't super atypical of startup companies in crypto.

00:08:31.840 There's what's called a lockup period, and that's what this is.

00:08:35.180 Is that what they're calling it on BitCloud as well?

00:08:37.540 Because the lockup period usually applies to like ICOs and shit where you can't sell because you're involved in an initial offering. 0.93

00:08:44.560 But this seems a little, I don't know what the fuck's going on with this particular. 0.94

00:08:48.020 I wish we had a Bitcoin expert. 0.90

00:08:49.240 I wish we only knew someone who knew something about cryptocurrency.

00:08:52.680 Nah, we ain't calling you on

00:08:55.920 I've been sitting here 1.00

00:08:56.800 Talking about BitClout 0.80

00:08:58.520 There's so many things we gotta cover

00:09:00.040 It's such an exciting week

00:09:01.200 This was an emergency podcast episode

00:09:03.620 You got that little hair in front of you

00:09:05.860 Thank you, I appreciate you

00:09:06.720 Your coin's going up

00:09:08.000 And I feel like this is a good part of it

00:09:09.280 Don't buy my coin 0.99

00:09:10.360 My coins, I suck 1.00

00:09:12.000 I'm gonna buy your coin 1.00

00:09:12.860 Nah, I won't

00:09:13.880 As a human, as an influencer

00:09:15.760 I'm plummeting, bro

00:09:16.740 I got COVID

00:09:17.500 I disdained and saddened my friend

00:09:21.860 Well, you're just dipping, and that's the time to buy.

00:09:26.160 Thank you.

00:09:26.960 I needed that, George.

00:09:27.980 Thanks.

00:09:28.540 You said buy the Mike Malak coin because it's dipping.

00:09:31.040 Yeah, it's dipping.

00:09:31.960 No, dude, I'm not going to lie.

00:09:33.540 Look, clout's cool.

00:09:36.580 It's cool.

00:09:38.840 It's cool.

00:09:39.720 I love when you get philosophical on us.

00:09:43.060 I'm going to tell you something real deep.

00:09:44.920 It's cool.

00:09:45.440 Clout's cool, man.

00:09:47.020 Nah, I looked, and I think my coin was number 10.

00:09:51.860 Yeah, you're up there.

00:09:52.960 Which, like, I don't know.

00:09:57.160 While I try to convince myself, like, that I don't care, like, I got to be honest.

00:10:01.100 I feel cool, bro.

00:10:02.680 Like, I feel...

00:10:03.020 When you're top 10 in anything, it's great.

00:10:04.800 Well, just because I've been, like, doing so much strategic work behind the scenes and forward-facing.

00:10:12.940 And I like to consider myself an industry innovator and a trailblazer of sorts.

00:10:19.060 And it's just cool to see your work, like, being recognized in that way.

00:10:21.860 I've been sitting here with this egg croissant in front of me.

00:10:25.060 Yeah, eat some of it.

00:10:26.220 Bro, you know how I feel about greasy hands.

00:10:28.160 Yeah, you dab me up, bro.

00:10:29.620 And you can still see it glistening on my hand.

00:10:31.400 This isn't going to do.

00:10:32.240 No, but just give it a shot.

00:10:33.080 This is not going to do.

00:10:34.020 You know what you wish you had?

00:10:34.860 Probably something moistened.

00:10:36.100 You know a moistened towel? 1.00

00:10:37.720 You know towelettes?

00:10:38.940 They're not even towels.

00:10:39.860 They're moistened like a towelette.

00:10:41.500 That's what you need right now.

00:10:42.320 It's not going to work.

00:10:43.000 I need to cut the shell and wash my hands.

00:10:45.140 Splash it.

00:10:45.880 Splash it.

00:10:46.720 I have to wash my hands.

00:10:47.420 Wait, just get hand sanitizer.

00:10:48.660 I can't.

00:10:49.080 I need soap and water

00:10:50.680 Hey listen here carny

00:10:51.940 I'm not interested in trying to knock the milk bottles over 0.99

00:10:54.120 And I ain't gonna try to climb your weird fucking ladder either 0.98

00:10:57.820 Is there an ad maybe we can do while he's washing his hands 0.99

00:11:00.460 Nah he's fine listen

00:11:01.440 We got so

00:11:03.080 Let's just talk

00:11:04.300 I want to hear from you a little bit George

00:11:05.900 Let's not even cut

00:11:08.020 Let's just talk for a sec

00:11:09.020 Crazy couple weeks

00:11:11.460 Didn't even think we're gonna be filming another episode

00:11:14.340 Before Logan left on his adventure

00:11:16.340 On his journeys

00:11:17.060 Here we are, we got a lot to address

00:11:19.220 We got David Dobrik

00:11:21.180 Who knows if we get into it today

00:11:22.860 It's like a lottery today

00:11:24.360 We don't know what numbers are going to be called

00:11:25.860 Mike Malak and Logan Paul

00:11:28.020 Warring at odds 1.00

00:11:30.100 Yet again over someone's stupid 1.00

00:11:32.900 Fat fucking big old mouth 1.00

00:11:34.760 Who is that? 1.00

00:11:35.920 We got fucking Logan Paul 1.00

00:11:38.600 Wrestling, dancing 0.99

00:11:40.220 The big question at this point is

00:11:41.980 What can't this man do?

00:11:44.380 And so George I asked you today

00:11:46.240 here on impulsive as a third co-host of one of the most beautiful organic and special programs

00:11:51.780 on this planet what do you want to start with today george you know what i think we should

00:11:56.340 start with some negative things so that way at the end we could be nice good choice sure so let's

00:12:00.980 start with let's get into something that has to do with you guys i'll tell you let's go into the 0.93

00:12:05.780 david dobrik thing oh yeah you really fucked us well you know because people are most likely 0.94

00:12:12.960 going to be listening to this podcast for your 0.99

00:12:15.040 situation you got going on.

00:12:16.940 I don't want to jump into the click rate.

00:12:19.000 I don't want them to click out. Do you see what he's doing?

00:12:20.660 He's saying something and then completely going elsewhere.

00:12:22.860 I don't know what he's doing anymore. I gave him a fucking 1.00

00:12:24.420 you know the guy in volleyball that sets the person 0.99

00:12:26.740 that's supposed to spike in? I don't know what happened.

00:12:28.660 You know it feels good to be on the table again.

00:12:30.640 You two versus me. I'm going to miss this.

00:12:34.620 Say the joke with the arm. Go ahead.

00:12:36.240 No, because you people at home should know

00:12:38.600 pre-

00:12:39.040 Y'all at home should know

00:12:42.860 pre-show jokes

00:12:44.860 generally of mine

00:12:46.160 he came to the show armed 1.00

00:12:48.220 and I said to him how dare you come to the show fucking armed 0.99

00:12:50.940 and now it's just not as funny dude 0.99

00:12:52.480 and you try to serve it up to me

00:12:54.100 Mike and I

00:12:57.440 make sure you guys get his coin right now

00:13:00.400 Mike

00:13:01.240 Mike and I had

00:13:03.740 we had some issues this past week 0.95

00:13:05.760 he called me a dick rider on 0.96

00:13:10.080 Keemstar's podcast

00:13:11.400 podcast why are we even on king stars podcast so that's the thing that's where my problem was i

00:13:16.740 said he said he was going on i said you already did it once you know oh this is your second i

00:13:21.140 said you really gotta go he's like it's not banks called it a favor

00:13:24.960 banks called it a flavor so i was like okay you know what i understand i like banks i get i get

00:13:33.340 how favors work with friends recently i get it i like banks yeah and obviously uh and and then he 0.98

00:13:39.340 goes on he says i he says i was dick riding he said i was trying to ride harry styles dick 0.88

00:13:44.080 because the dress thing you remember you remember how that went right i felt we all finished and 0.99

00:13:48.640 you went back there and you're like actually i don't give a fuck about that i'm just trying to 0.99

00:13:52.080 start some shit i'm kidding you're bad hey you you're bad i'm kidding you weren't supposed to 0.97

00:13:58.660 do that you did that that was bad no so that was that was the narrative that mike that that never 1.00

00:14:05.660 happened that let me why are you telling people it did you son of a bitch i should go ahead sorry 0.98

00:14:10.780 continue with your context no that was it that was it i i felt like your interpretation of how 0.99

00:14:16.380 i really like actually felt about that situation was so far from the truth it was fucked it was

00:14:22.160 chalked and i was confused why why it was it was said in the way it was on a podcast where i'm not

00:14:27.820 even sure why you were there well so it hurt me i know that and i apologized offline to you we've

00:14:33.860 talked about it at length um i did the podcast because banks asked me to as a friend he said

00:14:39.280 yo we need a guest for our first podcast i said let's do it um i i treaded and waded into waters

00:14:45.280 that could could drown me and and uh and they did and uh you know i i got comfortable made a remark

00:14:51.980 that that um just fell completely flat and just hit in a way that i didn't intend for it to and

00:14:59.360 um you know listen this big mouth of mine bro it's a i've learned that it's a gift and a curse

00:15:04.960 it really gets in trouble mikey does and it it creates beauty and it and it creates death it's

00:15:11.220 a dual it's a double-edged sword and um in this instance it was uh uh it wasn't it was something

00:15:16.300 i said that i wish i hadn't and um you know you live you learn you move on um you live and you

00:15:24.040 also and you also try to i think the big learning for this one for me was just being a little bit 0.61

00:15:28.340 more cautious at when and where i say shit i've made a i've made jokes or i'm gonna make this so 0.78

00:15:33.900 simple yeah yeah just tell the truth don't lie a sec don't lie hold on a sec if you would have 0.99

00:15:38.980 gone on i think i misinterpreted i think i misinterpreted you you really hammered it home

00:15:43.200 afterwards which was that yo like i don't know if we got our signals crossed but i honestly do feel

00:15:48.760 the way i feel about the harry style situation and you really hammered it home well dude i called

00:15:53.080 george because i wanted uh an object or subject objective opinion about it because he was here

00:15:57.440 And I said, I said, yo, when I made my take about the Harry Styles situation on the podcast, did you think I was doing that to gain some sort of positive public sentiment?

00:16:05.840 And he said on the podcast, I wasn't sure.

00:16:08.540 I wasn't sure.

00:16:09.160 And then afterwards, when we ended and you kept during our debrief talking about it, he said, I knew I knew you like actually felt that way.

00:16:14.780 So maybe I just didn't pick.

00:16:15.840 I don't know.

00:16:16.180 Maybe I didn't pick up on it as much.

00:16:18.080 I I talked to some other people about it after the fact.

00:16:24.340 I hit up some other creators after this last one.

00:16:26.400 And I talked to Andrew Scholz and I think I think there's people like me a little bit closer to me that that he was like, yo, you said something on a podcast.

00:16:36.540 I got people talking. It was entertaining. Like, what's the problem?

00:16:39.800 And I was like, that's kind of how I look at it, too. 0.99

00:16:42.060 I think I think I just need to be a little bit more sensitive and a little bit more open to the fact that people take shit very seriously. 0.95

00:16:49.020 That was a very important topic to you that got a lot that made a lot of noise, made a lot of people talk. 0.96

00:16:54.060 And to you it was a very important topic

00:16:55.740 And I think I toyed with it

00:16:57.480 Like it was just some joke

00:16:59.040 You know or just some little thing

00:17:01.080 Thank you

00:17:02.960 I am sorry

00:17:04.600 And I do need to do a better job

00:17:06.800 And that's all I can do

00:17:08.240 But please just like

00:17:09.820 Just please 0.98

00:17:12.680 Stop fucking up with me bro 0.99

00:17:15.300 Please 1.00

00:17:15.840 Because that's the issue

00:17:17.660 Everyone's like well it's just one thing on a podcast

00:17:19.680 No

00:17:20.160 This is like strike four 0.99

00:17:21.980 except i'm such a i fucking love you scumbag and that's the issue that's the issue it's great it's 0.99

00:17:28.180 another thing that i've learned too it's crazy and it's something that you that needs to be 0.99

00:17:31.900 really thought of and talked about man it's it's wild how no matter how many good deeds you do

00:17:38.920 it just takes one or two or three or four that's what you know it's what this is trust takes trust

00:17:45.100 takes forever to build and one second to destroy just the way it is yeah it's the way it is well

00:17:50.320 Listen, it did not go unnoticed.

00:17:52.640 As you know, it was an added blow to a week of mine that was honestly one of the tougher weeks that I've had in the past decade.

00:18:02.860 You want to talk about that at all? 0.98

00:18:06.880 You got COVID, which sucks. 0.93

00:18:09.080 I got COVID.

00:18:10.660 So anything after that is like some sort of like compound exponential effect.

00:18:15.080 I'm still dealing with the after effects of it.

00:18:18.400 i'm you know like i've been cleared do you smell i can't really smell that well i can't really

00:18:23.920 taste that well i'm hot i'm probably gonna start sweating uh i'm already sweating to be honest 0.78

00:18:29.700 with you um i feel like shit um covet is not a joke you guys you guys both had it right yeah 0.84

00:18:39.900 is that i i realized i uh i can go without the smell no problem no problem i swear to god 0.99

00:18:48.240 I swear to God. 0.97

00:18:49.520 The illness sucks, dude. 1.00

00:18:51.880 The illness sucks. 1.00

00:18:53.300 Taste was unnerving. 0.99

00:18:55.640 I didn't like that.

00:18:56.640 It felt weird that I couldn't tell what was in my mouth.

00:19:00.740 Although my palate was expanded because I wasn't afraid to eat anything.

00:19:04.260 I was trying things I never thought I'd like.

00:19:07.100 Booty?

00:19:08.040 I like booty. 0.96

00:19:08.620 I was eating butt. 0.99

00:19:09.380 I was eating some butt, dude. 0.99

00:19:12.240 But yeah, the smell. 0.97

00:19:13.800 What do I need to smell?

00:19:15.940 yeah more things smell bad than they smell good farts nobody walks in there yep the amount of

00:19:23.640 time i took extreme advantage of that situation dude yep yeah we know and also encourage everyone

00:19:29.260 around me i was like y'all gotta let a rip go for it give me do your worst and you gotta reconsider

00:19:35.120 when you get your your nose back because i did and i farted and it was the day that i got my

00:19:39.380 smell back and i literally just apologized i was just like this is what i've been doing to you guys 0.98

00:19:44.780 I go that's fucked up 0.93

00:19:46.060 you should voice your opinions 1.00

00:19:47.700 you become desensitized 0.97

00:19:49.600 to the odor of your own farts 0.99

00:19:51.860 I was like ha ha 0.95

00:19:53.020 and then just immediate nose bleeding

00:19:54.720 just starts pouring

00:19:56.940 just putrid

00:19:58.340 toxic 0.89

00:19:59.500 hey low key

00:20:02.120 this is gonna be really gross

00:20:03.640 but did anybody like

00:20:04.760 try to smell really dirty things

00:20:07.220 to see if they could smell it

00:20:08.100 or no

00:20:08.440 what are you talking about

00:20:09.720 nevermind move past it

00:20:10.840 well just give me one thing

00:20:11.760 just move past it

00:20:12.800 I'd like to know one thing

00:20:13.920 just move past it

00:20:14.640 You smelled something

00:20:16.580 You smelled something vile 1.00

00:20:18.100 Alright I'll throw it at you guys 0.97

00:20:19.740 I had a nice coffee in the morning 1.00

00:20:23.280 And I was like oh I got shit 1.00

00:20:24.400 George 0.99

00:20:25.900 I just threw it down and before I flushed I go

00:20:28.180 I can't smell and I looked at it

00:20:29.900 And it looked bad

00:20:31.580 I just kind of stood there and I was like

00:20:34.440 Wait how close did you get 0.99

00:20:36.320 No no I didn't put my fucking head in it 1.00

00:20:38.100 Nah I'm not buying it 1.00

00:20:38.860 I did

00:20:39.340 I'm just kidding

00:20:40.020 No I just stood there and I was like wow I'm looking at this

00:20:43.560 this disgrace that came out of me i don't even want to be a part anymore i honestly felt really

00:20:48.460 good about flushing because i felt like i removed this part of me that i don't want and i'm looking

00:20:52.440 at that i go i can't smell or identify how bad this is so i called my girlfriend and i was like 0.96

00:20:57.400 hey is this terrible and before she even got to the door she goes yes flush that shit let's never 0.99

00:21:03.820 talk about this again and so i literally flushed that shit down the drain and uh yeah by the way 0.99

00:21:10.840 is your guys' smell changed? 0.99

00:21:12.740 Cause like things that I loved the smell of before I tend to like.

00:21:16.160 So that's what I'm noticing now.

00:21:17.540 So I'm,

00:21:17.920 I'm just coming out of it now.

00:21:20.220 And you know,

00:21:21.500 I'm still dealing with a lot of like nausea and just like very,

00:21:26.560 like my stomachs, 0.99

00:21:28.060 you just spilled shit all over yourself. 1.00

00:21:30.340 Just fucking spilled shit everywhere. 1.00

00:21:34.060 Nausea and things that I, 1.00

00:21:35.400 like you just said,

00:21:35.980 the things that I loved,

00:21:36.820 like are,

00:21:37.220 are,

00:21:37.460 are tasting weird.

00:21:38.240 and there were so many differing reports on covid there were so many differing reports on like it's

00:21:45.360 how severe it was and some people were like yo it's it's it's nothing it's a walk in the park

00:21:50.840 and other people were like yo i got it and it's lasted months and i have to say it it has really 0.99

00:21:57.060 really really fucked me up dude like i'm fucked up you know why i think it fucked you up the most 0.98

00:22:02.900 because I'm older. Nope. Why? 0.99

00:22:05.940 Remember that girl you were

00:22:07.080 flying in from Costa Rica?

00:22:08.900 Oh, yeah. That's a touchy topic, too, man.

00:22:11.780 Yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:22:13.060 No, we can talk about it. Yeah.

00:22:14.420 I had this girl that I was flying in. I was going to

00:22:16.980 shoot content with her. It was the first time I ever...

00:22:20.240 Wait, what happened?

00:22:22.020 First time.

00:22:22.980 First time.

00:22:24.160 It was the first time I had ever...

00:22:25.660 The amount of talk he had.

00:22:27.380 The amount of pictures he showed DM'd us. 0.68

00:22:30.680 Oh, look at this girl. 0.99

00:22:31.420 You made me FaceTime my mom so she could see this guy.

00:22:34.720 He did everything, and then he was in his bed.

00:22:37.220 I can't smell her. 1.00

00:22:41.000 I turned to Spanish.

00:22:42.860 And she's like, I'm going to go hang out with this dude. 1.00

00:22:44.500 No, stop.

00:22:45.200 Please be careful with how you discuss it, dude. 0.91

00:22:48.360 She was, yo, this girl was gorgeous.

00:22:51.300 I didn't think Mike could do better after Lana.

00:22:53.120 I swear to God, I like the guy.

00:22:55.220 But come on, Lana's the best he's ever going to get.

00:22:57.140 We thought it was a fluke.

00:22:58.100 We thought it was the glitch in the Matrix.

00:22:59.900 Evidently not.

00:23:00.540 Nope.

00:23:00.700 He found this girl right from Costa Rica.

00:23:02.700 So, you know, flew her out here.

00:23:05.200 The first time I'd ever paid to fly a girl out just because we live in sunny Los Angeles. 0.99

00:23:09.300 There's so many beautiful women here. 1.00

00:23:10.700 Why would you ever do that? 1.00

00:23:11.600 And I said, I'll fly her out and we'll shoot some YouTube content together.

00:23:14.640 It'll be a fun time.

00:23:16.000 Get to know each other. 0.98

00:23:18.140 And a few days before she flew in, man, I got fucking COVID. 0.98

00:23:22.680 So guess what she did? 0.99

00:23:23.800 She still came. 0.99

00:23:24.880 Yeah.

00:23:25.340 Guess where she's at?

00:23:26.980 Not here. 0.55

00:23:27.660 She's with our friend

00:23:30.120 Harriet Chalges

00:23:31.420 Wait, why did she get to 1.00

00:23:34.240 fucking say the name and I can't? 0.98

00:23:35.500 Because I'm trying to be careful around the topic 1.00

00:23:37.700 But she's not too hot for you to handle 1.00

00:23:39.020 No, now she's back

00:23:39.920 No, come back, please

00:23:43.680 Mike, Mike

00:23:44.960 He's sweating

00:23:45.920 I didn't know if you wanted to talk about it

00:23:49.280 What's she going to do? She's here

00:23:51.420 That's how the city works

00:23:52.920 If you don't devote your attention to something 0.81

00:23:55.080 unique one of a kind rare she's gonna be swooped up send her did you send her an invoice no because

00:24:04.400 she just saw him out i mean listen here's the deal man it just didn't work out life goes on

00:24:09.200 you sweat you does it does is it gonna go on dude it's just another thing man tacked on bro

00:24:15.500 she's been a really tough week and honestly i gotta say dude as the guy that's always out there

00:24:20.880 spreading that that that um message to keep going and to to like keep that light going and just and

00:24:28.200 try to get through tough times man i needed people to reach out to me this past week and it was weird 0.53

00:24:33.860 when the when the guy that's always holding his hand out is is fucking drowning bro just like 0.72

00:24:38.460 with this handout like yo please and um and this obviously was a little thing i know you know uh 0.89

00:24:46.020 terry please yeah terry never but but like but honestly bro it just was a i feel like i aged

00:24:53.020 20 years in the past you know 14 days and you know there's a topic that i'm not really touching on 0.89

00:24:58.260 um lost a very good friend of mine and i i hate to turn the fucking topic dude but i i do want 0.87

00:25:07.080 to mention this uh mike crocky um the the first kid that i was i was friends with when i started 0.87

00:25:13.020 to turn my life around and and uh somebody that that had a massive massive meaning in my life

00:25:18.820 um probably the actually easy easily the closest person that i've ever had um pass away in my life

00:25:25.480 um absolute absolute beautiful heart soul um viewer of impulsive you know huge fan all three

00:25:34.620 of us and and and a very close uh friend of mine in a motorcycle accident suddenly no no goodbye no

00:25:42.420 um chance to to say i love you and thank you for you know what you did for me in my life and uh

00:25:48.740 just just absolute fucking tragedy um and uh it was another it was another thing that was layered

00:25:55.360 into this to this um to this past couple weeks for me and and um having to deal with that 0.99

00:26:03.140 in isolation and in my bed by myself without being able to go and see people and talk about

00:26:08.820 it was uh it's been tough and so to you to both of you guys everybody else I reached out like

00:26:14.680 you know family members friends creators um that was honestly what got me through and I posted

00:26:20.060 about it I posted about it um saying basically in life people should spend less time thinking

00:26:28.840 yo is there a shit storm coming to my life is there a day coming where everything gets shaken 0.97

00:26:34.720 up? Is there a day coming where everything in my life that I had planned falls apart and the cards 0.99

00:26:41.540 get rocked and I'm sitting there in a bad place? Stop thinking about when that's happening or if

00:26:49.900 that's happening and start thinking about when that's happening because the rainstorm does come

00:26:55.000 and I think it's important that people prepare themselves for it and try to find out and know

00:27:00.880 exactly what they're going to do when that day comes and and be prepared physically mentally

00:27:05.240 and emotionally to uh to weather that storm i think there's a lot of power in uh acceptance

00:27:12.140 and surrendering yeah it's always helped me um kind of when life has beaten you up time and time

00:27:19.180 and time again and you really do feel defeated i've had no problem accepting defeat acknowledging

00:27:26.100 where i am and uh letting life play out as it will honestly it's like uh maybe this is a horrible

00:27:36.000 ill-timed analogy but uh you hear the stories about people getting into uh car accidents you

00:27:44.420 know drunk driving accidents and the people who are either like passed out or extremely intoxicated

00:27:50.700 who don't brace for impact right the limp body just like they're the ones who survive yeah it's 0.87

00:27:55.740 it's always the one who's the most fucked up who survives and i think there's a level of of 0.94

00:27:59.980 of power and uh surrender and and acceptance and i imagine this week was like that for you where 0.96

00:28:08.500 you you hit a level where you feel like you just ran into a wall and kind of just look around and

00:28:14.000 time will go on and time is not your friend but it also is your friend because time will heal all

00:28:19.820 wounds eventually. So if you could just find a way to pass the time and, uh, not go too stir

00:28:25.720 crazy trapped up there in the room. It was tough. I mean, now I'm out and tested out and everything's

00:28:29.940 good. Um, but it's just, it's just mentally, like it really did take a toll on me, dude. It's,

00:28:34.560 it's wild how, uh, how a week or two of, of, uh, very unfortunate things can set you into a,

00:28:40.840 into a bad mental state, you know? And I think it'll probably take me a month to crawl back out,

00:28:45.280 But yeah, yeah, we're still here.

00:28:50.260 We're still kicking.

00:28:51.080 You know, that's all that matters.

00:28:51.800 You just keep going.

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00:29:53.560 the link for that is in the description back to the program speaking of going

00:29:58.760 you could go anywhere with anywhere anywhere let's talk about mass singer oh crazy crazy

00:30:08.240 So we actually haven't seen

00:30:10.500 My reveal episode yet

00:30:12.400 It comes out tomorrow

00:30:13.600 So I don't know what they

00:30:14.960 Cut during my reveal

00:30:17.060 And what they left in

00:30:19.540 I kind of wanted to like

00:30:21.420 Be able to navigate based on that

00:30:23.180 Because after they took my mask off

00:30:25.640 Yes I'm Grandpa Monster 1.00

00:30:26.820 Little fucking orange marshmallow 0.99

00:30:28.400 That's me 1.00

00:30:29.800 And by the way forever for the rest of my life

00:30:32.100 Now people will know me as Grandpa Monster

00:30:33.940 Before Logan Paul

00:30:35.160 And maybe even before Jake Paul

00:30:37.040 uh never uh but i had a lot of fun on the show um yeah we had like a 10 minute debrief after

00:30:44.900 uh because the one judge nicole guessed that i was jake and that hurt wait really yeah yeah

00:30:53.260 yeah i had to again i don't know if they kept this in there but i had to like

00:30:57.560 be like you know i'm i'm logan and she's like yeah but one of the clues was like fighter you

00:31:03.220 know and like your brother jake is fighting mayweather and i was like no oh shit she really 0.74

00:31:08.140 no she really i go i go nicole um that's me is that how you got rigged you got you got it that's 0.76

00:31:18.160 me and then i said logan and then i said america camera like zoom in i said logan please like this 0.59

00:31:25.960 ends here please on mass singer uh the number one show on television by the way i didn't realize how

00:31:31.040 how big this show and it's awesome um and so the whole show was exciting quite fun to watch i will

00:31:37.180 agree i thought it would be weird my buddy jumping around in a mascot suit singing but it was actually

00:31:41.640 really fun to watch yeah the first episode uh my performance we saw in arizona yep at your house

00:31:46.800 and uh i actually didn't hate it because mind you dude i'm not a singer right i get no i picked 0.98

00:31:52.420 it different bro you you performed i thought he was lip singing i dead ass is like god bullshit 0.96

00:31:56.660 there's no way but he's been out and about can i can i talk about this for a second so this 0.99

00:32:01.800 motherfucker has the all this crazy shit going on like and obviously there's a lot of things i can't 0.98

00:32:07.600 talk about on camera but he's a lot of things behind the scene but then there's one thing 1.00

00:32:10.700 we can't talk about i go what the fuck is so important mind you i know a lot of shit that's 0.97

00:32:16.040 happening i go what the fuck he he found aliens like there's something there's new crypto there's 0.99

00:32:21.900 something he he's leaving the house danny's like can't tell you where he's going but he's going 0.99

00:32:25.640 be gone for an hour and a half and when he gets back he's gonna be very tired 0.87

00:32:28.600 he come back and he would give me this look right here look right this is this is me the camera and 0.88

00:32:36.280 this is logan logan what are you doing i go what the fuck is he doing so finally i broke it out of 0.91

00:32:42.460 him mass singer i go what the fuck does that even mean because i don't even know about the show 1.00

00:32:47.700 then in arizona we watch this how good this motherfucker was rehearsing his ass yo you have 1.00

00:32:52.620 no idea you have no yo i got in a little tiff with the uh production crew at one point i didn't 0.99

00:32:58.620 think we were going to talk about this dude dude because so they had me on mask dancer first yes i

00:33:03.920 want to yeah it's it's it's the spin off are you allowed to tell that yeah yeah i'm allowed to i 0.50

00:33:09.500 think i don't fucking know i don't think so i don't know they had me on it i went to one rehearsal i 0.86

00:33:13.500 was like oh yeah i can't dance and i hate this i don't like any of it so i called my team i was 0.94

00:33:20.020 like hey like i i don't want to do this i'm so i'm so sorry like take your money back i don't want

00:33:24.760 it uh if you get singer i'll if you i'll do mass singer whatever then we finally got it so i'm

00:33:29.560 excited i picked my songs first song mambo number five don't ask no no no wait did you wait you

00:33:37.020 picked it did you pick that song so sort of they gave me a list and i thought it'd be fun 0.98

00:33:40.860 i thought it'd be fun don't say don't ask you fucking chose it dude okay 0.83

00:33:45.740 because i had to rely on my energy and like the kind of talk singing of the song and not like my 0.95

00:33:53.500 ability to perform vocally got it and and i knew that like i was gonna try to be like the fun

00:33:58.820 character which i think i was because because vocally yeah i don't know if you guys are

00:34:02.800 watching the show but there's like real singers on the show there's real artists on the show like

00:34:08.000 i don't know it's not fair it's not fair they're they're actually like really talented people

00:34:13.340 Every morning I go

00:34:14.740 I sit in my trailer

00:34:15.960 Waiting to do my song

00:34:17.900 And

00:34:18.800 Black Swan is next to me

00:34:21.400 So if you're not following the show

00:34:23.200 Black Swan

00:34:23.860 I don't want to know who it is yet

00:34:25.520 Oh that's another thing

00:34:26.480 He doesn't know who the other people are

00:34:27.920 Nobody knows

00:34:28.560 No one knows

00:34:29.220 It's a very kept secret

00:34:30.380 I'll tell you about the

00:34:31.200 Anonymous nature of the show in a sec

00:34:33.160 But yeah 0.61

00:34:33.780 So Black Swan was my trailer neighbor 0.99

00:34:35.460 There was Black Swan 0.98

00:34:36.400 Chameleon

00:34:37.700 Piglet

00:34:38.820 Phoenix 0.53

00:34:40.100 Who turned out to be

00:34:41.440 Caitlyn Jenner

00:34:42.240 And I had no idea

00:34:44.400 And Black Swan was right next to me

00:34:46.660 Our trailers are back to back

00:34:47.760 And every morning 1.00

00:34:48.780 This girl is hitting the most beautiful riffs

00:34:53.200 I've ever heard

00:34:54.940 In my life

00:34:56.720 I'm sitting there 1.00

00:34:57.760 I'm like I'm fucked 0.99

00:34:59.820 Why am I here 0.99

00:35:01.420 I don't know it sounded like her

00:35:04.120 She sang Barracuda

00:35:05.800 And she's hitting these riffs and warming up

00:35:08.460 And I'm sitting there like

00:35:09.380 Yo if I sing for one second

00:35:11.440 I'll lose my voice

00:35:12.500 Tori Kelly

00:35:13.000 I don't know

00:35:13.540 It has to be

00:35:14.160 I'm calling it

00:35:14.940 I heard riff 1.00

00:35:15.700 That girl sneezes riffs 1.00

00:35:17.280 Barracuda is not usually

00:35:19.460 A song known for

00:35:20.660 Riffs

00:35:21.160 It's angelic

00:35:22.780 And she just add

00:35:28.100 Like little riffs

00:35:28.860 And her voice was so beautiful

00:35:30.440 And I was like 0.94

00:35:30.840 Okay I'm screwed 0.78

00:35:31.940 And also like 0.93

00:35:32.500 I think I know who Chameleon is

00:35:34.760 The other contestant

00:35:35.500 Like it is a

00:35:36.040 It's a heated season

00:35:37.260 And so I'm like

00:35:38.180 I'm terrified

00:35:38.920 I knew I'd have to rely

00:35:39.840 On my energy

00:35:40.480 And so

00:35:41.100 back to the little tiff i go to i go to rehearsals one day and they're like yeah we're doing

00:35:47.420 choreography today i said no problem sure like i'm grandpa monster i'm in a suit obviously my

00:35:52.520 mobility is restricted my visibility is extremely stricted how much could you see

00:35:57.120 nothing and my monocle fogged up when i would move around because it would get hot in there

00:36:05.900 So my monocle fog off. I couldn't see anything. And so they, they put me through, uh, for Mambo

00:36:12.300 number five, like a full choreographed dance. We're there for like an hour and a half. And I'm

00:36:17.880 like slowly like, Oh, I've made yet another career mistake in deciding to be on this show. I'm not

00:36:24.720 having fun because I'm not good at this. Like I can't do this. And I got to say the crew are so

00:36:31.460 positive and thank god like you came that you came home one night after this thing and and and it was

00:36:37.960 the same for us like you know danny danny was like oh he's coming home from project x or whatever the

00:36:42.540 you know they were calling it here and he comes home and he i hear him stomping around his room 0.95

00:36:47.300 and i go in there and i'm like bro what's going on in here he's like man fuck this i can't i can't do 0.98

00:36:52.760 this it's mass singer but they got me trying to do this fucking intricate dance routine dressed up 0.99

00:37:00.240 as this fucking monocled guy. 0.99

00:37:02.880 And he sounded like he was positive, dude, 1.00

00:37:05.680 that he wasn't going to make it, man.

00:37:08.200 No, no.

00:37:08.560 Wait, what happened?

00:37:09.480 Wow, I'm so intrigued.

00:37:10.500 No, I told him.

00:37:11.320 I said, hey, guys.

00:37:13.640 I stopped him.

00:37:14.500 I took off my mask.

00:37:15.200 I go, and I went into boxer mode a little bit.

00:37:19.320 Oh, you swung with your left hand at everybody?

00:37:22.480 You know you see the horror stories about the talent

00:37:25.600 freaking out.

00:37:26.540 I didn't freak out, but I definitely exercised

00:37:29.440 like being the talent for a second i said you're a diva on mass singer yes oh my god yes that guy

00:37:38.600 i said i said yo let's be honest i'm not doing this dance i can't do this dance i'm not having

00:37:44.460 fun we got you got to come up with a workaround like i i i uh i don't like this at all and so

00:37:49.660 you know they're like no you're doing great like i promise it works whatever and i realized like 0.75

00:37:54.120 I could either just continue being a bitch about the situation or just like do 0.95

00:37:58.160 the best I can. 0.99

00:37:59.600 And I chose that option.

00:38:00.860 And I thought I was going to get out in the first round.

00:38:04.500 I was positive.

00:38:05.180 I was going to come home.

00:38:06.380 My friends are going to make fun of me for losing something again,

00:38:08.440 like immediately.

00:38:09.620 No,

00:38:10.020 it's still making fun of you.

00:38:11.140 Please don't take that off the table.

00:38:12.180 Wait till you see who's on this season.

00:38:14.260 Seriously.

00:38:14.800 Like,

00:38:15.080 you know,

00:38:15.860 I have a,

00:38:16.460 I have an idea.

00:38:17.160 I think you don't even know.

00:38:18.240 So you wait.

00:38:19.100 I'm positive.

00:38:19.860 I'm positive. 1.00

00:38:20.720 Don't fucking tell us. 0.99

00:38:21.720 uh and so yeah i i i performed uh this is me the grandpa monster so look i performed mambo number 0.99

00:38:33.900 five and um i was like you know what i i did my personal best whatever happens happens i made it

00:38:40.560 past the first round so now i come home and i'm i'm stoked i actually have a video here

00:38:46.840 and a phone call evidently too

00:38:49.560 about

00:38:50.520 me immediately after

00:38:53.580 I performed the first round. I want to

00:38:55.580 play this clip here. This was right

00:38:57.540 after I performed Mama No. 5. Danny's

00:38:59.500 the audio on? Do you know?

00:39:03.040 Yo, I'm

00:39:03.640 shaking. I'm actually so excited right now.

00:39:06.160 The first round

00:39:07.220 of Masked Singer just ended and I did not get

00:39:09.380 eliminated finally. I didn't lose

00:39:11.400 something immediately. I'm like literally

00:39:13.500 nervous right now. I can't believe it. I just

00:39:15.520 want to thank everyone for bringing me on this show i think my mom and dad for having me and

00:39:18.240 birthing me um uh this show means everything to me i would drop everything in my life for this show

00:39:22.600 and i just want to make all the way to finals and do the best as i can all right bye

00:39:25.860 so hey why why were they hysterically laughing we're having their back because they're positive

00:39:32.360 very positive we're having fun yeah the whole the whole cast was incredible you look like a fireman

00:39:36.820 by the way was there a feeling of liberation being anonymous so i'll talk yeah for sure it's 0.94

00:39:41.620 a great question but let me talk about the psyche of absolutely hating this show not giving a crap

00:39:48.640 about it making it past the first round suddenly it's the only thing i care about in the world 0.86

00:39:52.600 i loved it i was like i did it and i'm going all the way because fucking um robin thick was like 0.84

00:39:59.260 yo you're going all the way man and i was like all right robin thick said so there's probably 0.95

00:40:04.260 some blurred lines i just i'm gonna hit you with the air five for that so so i go uh i go to perform

00:40:12.880 my next song bad reputation and i literally told the producers i go this is my song vocally i can

00:40:20.500 nail it it's a fun like rock song i don't give a damn about my reputation and then um also lyrically

00:40:26.120 like i had a bad reputation some people still think i do you know it's subjective

00:40:30.460 and the performance is great

00:40:36.120 I freaking blow up dynamite at the end of the performance

00:40:38.840 and sure enough I go out there

00:40:40.840 and I felt like I nailed it

00:40:42.020 my voice cracked once

00:40:43.080 I go out there and I felt like I nailed it

00:40:45.160 and you know the judge

00:40:46.660 the judge's feedback was fantastic

00:40:49.460 and I told the producers in my post

00:40:51.560 performance interview

00:40:53.320 said there's no way

00:40:55.700 I'm going home this round

00:40:57.820 impossible 1.00

00:40:58.880 Fucking 0.99

00:41:00.920 And who's going home? 1.00

00:41:02.640 Grandpa monster

00:41:03.500 My heart

00:41:05.060 My heart

00:41:06.380 The moment I decided I cared

00:41:08.320 Life was like nah

00:41:09.980 How many people were left at that point?

00:41:12.280 So there's a

00:41:13.280 What'd they call it?

00:41:14.380 A wild card 1.00

00:41:16.080 A fucking crab came on the show 1.00

00:41:18.740 God damn 1.00

00:41:19.420 Crab just gets 1.00

00:41:20.200 You know

00:41:20.900 Invited during round two

00:41:22.560 You weren't here for

00:41:24.160 What I was here for

00:41:25.100 Crab 1.00

00:41:25.400 Like fuck off 1.00

00:41:26.040 You haven't been through the mud 1.00

00:41:27.080 Even like bro

00:41:27.820 I was having issues with Piglet, another contestant.

00:41:31.280 Anybody press you at all?

00:41:32.900 Me and the Piglet were going at it a little bit.

00:41:34.680 I ripped up a picture of him in the beginning of my performance.

00:41:37.260 You should have huffed and puffed. 0.97

00:41:38.500 It really scares the shit out of those guys. 0.90

00:41:39.660 Nice.

00:41:39.960 I'll give you an air five for that one.

00:41:41.580 I asked the producers.

00:41:43.040 I said, you guys ever have beef on this show?

00:41:45.180 They're like, nah.

00:41:45.840 I go, let me go at Piglet a little bit. 1.00

00:41:47.840 So I manufactured some beef for fucking Piglet. 0.99

00:41:50.300 You're starting drama on this show, bro? 0.99

00:41:52.720 I'd walk by his show.

00:41:53.840 I'd be like, you're going down.

00:41:54.920 All the cast would be like, yo, shh.

00:41:56.500 No one can hear your voice, right?

00:41:57.600 Cause I didn't mention anywhere you go when you're performing this show, not only can

00:42:03.060 you not tell anyone, as you guys know, anywhere you go, they give you an outfit to wear with

00:42:09.300 a full mask.

00:42:10.460 You cannot see through your wrist cannot be showing.

00:42:12.660 You're wearing gloves, not a piece of skin.

00:42:14.700 Can't say a word to anyone.

00:42:16.560 The anonymous nature of this, they take it so seriously because it is everything.

00:42:21.540 and it was liberating to be in a costume because man talk about not caring talk about really being

00:42:29.400 able to fully just be yourself which was which was really cool i think you'll even notice um

00:42:33.980 after i got eliminated they made me perform my my song without my mask on to like close out the 0.63

00:42:39.640 show and it sucked it sucked but in my costume i'm like oh give a damn all right like i'm going 0.98

00:42:46.480 crazy and then at the end i was like you know like fuck this i just lost i don't feel good i feel like 0.99

00:42:50.920 a fucking loser i understand why you feel good because everybody sings in their bedroom pretending 0.99

00:42:56.460 like they're in front of everybody but nobody's watching and you literally fucking performed in 1.00

00:43:00.440 front of everybody without them watching so like that's i think that's why it's cool yeah it's 0.70

00:43:06.180 interesting to see you go back into um into like uh entertainer mode man like like on some on some

00:43:14.540 actual celebrity

00:43:16.880 produce type 1.00

00:43:18.820 shit like the shit you used to do 1.00

00:43:20.760 when you were doing Baywatch and you were doing thinning 1.00

00:43:23.000 and you were doing that kind of stuff

00:43:24.500 yeah it's

00:43:25.420 it's so interesting because

00:43:28.580 if you think about it

00:43:30.760 the thing

00:43:32.960 that got me started

00:43:34.140 you know making content on YouTube

00:43:36.460 I'm doing the least of now

00:43:38.300 which is that you know

00:43:40.500 self driven kind of

00:43:42.280 self produced content

00:43:43.920 blogger content vine that kind of stuff right but i think you were built for this i think this i

00:43:51.360 think you were built for this kind of stuff man like you can tell just in that little video he 0.82

00:43:55.000 made he's got that that that like actual mainstream hollywood type shit you know what i'm saying like 0.94

00:44:03.300 you you can tell i mean pull that video back up he's he's got the he's got the vibe that that 0.99

00:44:08.380 fucking that thing bro the girls in the background are all laughing and he takes it so seriously it's 0.80

00:44:13.640 like a craft to him you know and it's cool to see him back in that space because he's been out of 0.98

00:44:17.300 it for a long time speaking of is there going to be a fending three because the second one was

00:44:23.160 great i don't know i really liked it i hope so i hope so i can't wait to do a another movie soon

00:44:28.160 but yeah that that that show that show was a lot of fun um thanks for having me on it like you're

00:44:35.140 saying it's cool to get back into uh hollywood um big macro performances wwe next crazy all at the

00:44:45.600 same time it feels like and then and then floyd and yeah it's just a lot man it's a lot of it's

00:44:51.180 a lot of uh well you know that's how life works man like a momentum i i've i've talked about this

00:44:56.300 theory before like momentum is the most powerful force in the universe yeah momentum equals mass

00:45:00.660 times velocity what's in motion stays in motion what's that's inertia yeah yeah yeah and and so

00:45:06.580 what is what's the mass of the project and how fast you're going and can you keep that up uh

00:45:11.180 so yeah i'm grandpa i'm logan paul and i'm grandpa monster finally i can say um okay what

00:45:19.480 else we got man i mean bro listen dude i'm gonna just say this right now are we are we doing this 0.93

00:45:26.880 dobrik shit or what dog like here's the thing man i like it's old it's i mean it's current 0.65

00:45:33.480 it's relevant all this comes out people i mean it's coming out thursday right so like people 0.97

00:45:38.560 want to people want you know our our reaction i'm sure people definitely want to hear what logan has

00:45:43.600 to say about all of it he that the the video of you giving that infamous warning to david uh you

00:45:50.340 know hundreds of episodes back has has come back to fruition has has been posted you know thousands

00:45:56.600 of times um man i think the last time we talked about this or the last time we mentioned it this

00:46:02.380 was a this was a story that was heating up um and it was almost something that we didn't even

00:46:07.500 really want to talk about because it seemed like it was going to be a non-story with the nash thing 0.71

00:46:10.920 and the kiss and boy did it boil into something that is um a massive fucking deal i think gabby's 0.97

00:46:19.800 jumping into this now too she's like wanting to start some shit talk about it she's been tweeting 0.98

00:46:24.500 some shit like she i i would take him as threats like she's saying like i'm gonna go to court i'm 0.94

00:46:28.420 excited about this who knows it's all speculative for now um and and as this episode comes out we do 0.96

00:46:34.100 have a uh an episode that we filmed with jeff witek uh which now yeah which now feels

00:46:41.720 slightly out of context and missing uh uh pieces and so i mean i i don't really know exactly

00:46:49.480 how to approach this topic how you know what what you want to talk about what you don't want

00:46:54.680 to talk about but um it it is definitely um i was having firsthand watched you know the the

00:47:03.600 tokyo situation thinking to myself man this is this is uh as big of a downfall as it gets um

00:47:11.040 this this david david dobrik situation is uh is quite the rival i mean this is this has been a 0.93

00:47:17.300 A wild, a wild fucking ride for the past couple of weeks slash month here.

00:47:24.020 I'm like, I'm like, I'm biting my tongue because, um, juggling a few things here. 0.99

00:47:31.420 I'll just speak what I'm thinking.

00:47:34.880 I'm juggling a few things here in, um, protecting the sanctity of the relationship I have with

00:47:41.900 david because he is a friend and uh i want him to get better just just take accountability and

00:47:50.900 understand really understand the situation um but also i don't think it

00:47:58.160 should fall to the wayside and i i do have opinions on this i kind of voice on twitter

00:48:05.060 a little bit what i was thinking because coming from someone who has been there and has been down

00:48:10.420 and out like yeah this tweet this tweet kind of blew up yeah so it was super it was late at night

00:48:15.940 and i i wrote this i wrote in 2017 i couldn't get out of my own way i made mistake after mistake

00:48:20.100 and was condemned rightfully so by the world i remember how dark it felt back then i embarrassed

00:48:24.860 myself and my family was blacklisted by every platform and brand close friends and peers turned

00:48:29.240 their backs on me it felt like the end of the road four years later i've come to realize that

00:48:33.620 these blunders followed by my willingness and enthusiasm to truly change for the better

00:48:37.580 were the most pivotal moments of my life.

00:48:39.940 I'm grateful that I had the opportunity

00:48:41.260 to learn, transform, and continue doing what I love.

00:48:43.960 Our generation will be marked by its ability

00:48:46.180 to hold others accountable,

00:48:47.420 but reformation will not work

00:48:48.760 when we as a society refuse to accept a genuine change.

00:48:52.460 For those who've had a moral lapse,

00:48:54.120 trust the journey that is progression.

00:48:55.800 And for those upholding accountability,

00:48:57.340 when the time is right, allow yourselves to forgive.

00:48:59.700 Otherwise, I believe our denial of individual growth

00:49:02.260 rejects one of the most important values

00:49:03.760 that make us human.

00:49:04.960 And I think that value is acceptance.

00:49:06.360 if you are so shut off to the idea of someone being able to improve and change what are we

00:49:14.380 doing here yeah it's making mistakes it's so it's such a it's such a human it's so it's so human of

00:49:25.040 us like no one no one walking around on this planet is perfect granted there are levels to 0.99

00:49:31.020 this shit. But I think if you're completely shut off to the idea of giving people an opportunity 0.96

00:49:37.180 to take responsibility for their actions, learn from them and continue progressing,

00:49:43.060 you've immediately lost. And that's all I was trying to say here. I don't, I don't want to

00:49:47.300 speak on this too, too much because it, it, it, it isn't my deal. I just hope everyone

00:49:55.100 involved, it does realize the gravity of the situation and is like I consider myself to be

00:50:07.040 back then, enthusiastic and willing to both learn and progress from the situation. I think otherwise

00:50:13.300 you're going to lose right off the bat. And for everyone watching on the wayside, like sure,

00:50:16.960 take your digs now, make your assumptions and assessments, but allow yourselves to forgive

00:50:22.220 of when the time is right that's all that's all i ask and that's all i'll say all right

00:50:28.080 all right so yeah way tech episode bagged up uh and and will and will release um you know he

00:50:39.300 i guess a lot of the vlog squad was either rightfully or for whatever reason dragged into

00:50:46.660 this as well and and you know people can say whatever they want about that but uh it's it's

00:50:50.980 It's been quite the debacle.

00:50:55.000 And honestly, it doesn't feel like a part of internet cancel culture.

00:51:02.200 It doesn't feel like there's a cancellation here.

00:51:04.400 It feels like there was an actual crime committed here.

00:51:08.020 I feel like a little bit of both.

00:51:10.540 It's hard for me to even talk about this because I'm honestly confused on the whole situation. 0.99

00:51:15.840 And I feel like it's like a shit sandwich where it's like some truth, a lot of shit, and then some truth again. 0.99

00:51:23.180 And then so like when you bite into the sandwich, you don't know what the fuck is happening. 1.00

00:51:26.220 It's very blurry. 0.91

00:51:27.320 I mean, I mean, the situation.

00:51:29.140 Go ahead.

00:51:29.540 Go ahead.

00:51:30.300 I saw some like Twitter, not Twitter, TikTok videos.

00:51:34.440 If you go see David, there's like people like that were hunting for like videos of him slipping up on anything.

00:51:40.940 And at this point, it's like, all right, honestly, if I had to say anything, it's like, okay, whoever sin not cast the first stone.

00:51:48.540 At what point are we just being like, we're, I want people to still correct wrong.

00:51:54.980 But at what point are you just trying to kill somebody?

00:51:57.180 I think there's a sport right now. 0.91

00:52:00.320 I think there's a sport right now in hunting those at the top.

00:52:05.720 I think that that sport has always existed.

00:52:07.700 It's always been there, yeah, yeah.

00:52:08.100 I think, I think, you know, they say heavy lies the crown. Right. And there's always somebody gunning for, for you, you know, especially as you start to, to assume that, that, you know, macro King position. And, um, this, this individual circumstance seems to be one of the scenarios where it's justified. Right. And, and, um, it seems like there, there was, there's real victim, there's a real victim slash victims here and they need to be vindicated.

00:52:37.980 And there needs to be justice for the wrongdoings, right? 0.99

00:52:43.660 But on the same topic, shit is, as you said, very fucking blurry, bro. 0.99

00:52:51.420 Anytime you walk this line between entertainment and lifestyle, which is, sorry, entertainment and real life, which is where we all exist. 0.99

00:53:06.740 Really?

00:53:07.340 Your hair looks massive today

00:53:09.660 The cat's talking to us 1.00

00:53:11.100 You actually look like a fucking feline 1.00

00:53:13.100 Your hair is so high 1.00

00:53:14.600 It's massive

00:53:15.400 How many inches do you think Mike?

00:53:18.380 12

00:53:18.940 Your hair is like this length

00:53:21.780 What I was getting at is this dude

00:53:25.900 It's a very dangerous line

00:53:29.720 That some of us walk

00:53:33.100 Between real life and entertainment

00:53:34.860 and and and so david is currently burning as a result of things he said that he may have been

00:53:46.240 saying to be applicable to content he thought he was creating as entertainment which are now

00:53:53.800 becoming applicable to real life wrongs i.e the we're all going to jail joke that he made at the 0.85

00:54:02.340 end of the fucking blog episode was that was that who knows dog who i mean what i'm saying is this 0.79

00:54:08.220 like who knows like that's a joke that any one of us would have made yeah i'd be but we're all going 0.94

00:54:12.900 to jail yeah everybody everybody if you're walking that line yeah and so so this is a very and and

00:54:19.960 this is not me justifying this is not me saying anything around who's wrong whatever all i'm

00:54:26.840 saying is the ability to look back they say hindsight 2020 to look back and make everything

00:54:37.040 applicable to one real life wrong it gets real easy to make somebody look like a piece of 0.99

00:54:45.040 fucking dog shit dude when you go back and pick apart content after somebody makes a mistake man 0.98

00:54:50.740 and so it seems like that's what's happening now and you've and you got this pile on dude 1.00

00:54:56.260 and it's sad bro listen it's sad to see it really is it's sad to see if you're if you're a person

00:55:02.140 out there and you're watching this episode or you're making tiktoks and you're rooting on 0.99

00:55:06.400 someone's downfall and you're sitting there and i mean that's a sad fucking existence dog 0.97

00:55:11.820 that's a sad fucking existence i don't and i don't mean looking i don't i don't mean i have to 0.98

00:55:16.620 i have to let me no let me let me let me say no no i mean i mean really rooting like yo that's 0.96

00:55:24.900 the most successful person i don't like the fact that that person's successful bro when you're

00:55:29.240 talking about a hard r rate oh hold on a second no no like i said then what are you talking about

00:55:34.440 because it's it like it is sad to see until you consider the circumstance and you oh no oh yeah

00:55:40.680 no no no no every ounce of sadness that i had is allocated to the victim no 100 so i i hear you 0.97

00:55:48.620 right because also i i i agree it sucks it fucking sucks but there's a very specific thing here 0.98

00:55:57.200 where my sadness hits a fucking 100 percent dom dom or you know just 0.99

00:56:03.840 can i say dom needs to be dom needs to be held accountable there's no question about it you know 0.97

00:56:10.040 what i'm saying like if if if it's found that david you know facilitated in some way he needs

00:56:15.560 to be held accountable there's no question about that all i'm not i'm almost i'm almost

00:56:20.160 parlaying into a into a larger conversation around the culture of of just trying to pull

00:56:26.820 everybody down okay i'm not even i'm not even talking about the david okay david situation 0.99

00:56:30.940 is fucking ugly dude there's victims and people need to fucking pay for it dude there's no question 0.97

00:56:35.500 about that i think i don't know enough of this situation for me to ever give my opinion on it 0.99

00:56:45.080 because then it's just idiotic because i don't i can't give my opinion on something i can't even 0.53

00:56:50.060 piece together in my head but the one thing i could take away from this is how you are behind 0.97

00:56:55.180 closed doors and your behavior and your actions could surface so like if you feel in your soul

00:57:03.640 what you're doing is wrong behind closed doors yo like nobody's judging you at this point fix 0.99

00:57:08.420 your shit yeah but but my here's my question here's that's that's subjective right and so 0.99

00:57:13.860 And that's what scares me 1.00

00:57:15.920 Because like

00:57:16.700 It's not

00:57:18.260 When I said that clip that went viral

00:57:22.080 Of me

00:57:23.360 Which one

00:57:23.860 Basically telling Dave

00:57:26.460 Oh yeah

00:57:27.100 I didn't just like say that

00:57:31.780 Because I felt some type of way

00:57:33.380 I really meant that

00:57:35.240 Yeah for sure

00:57:35.980 You know that wasn't like a

00:57:38.520 A guess man 1.00

00:57:40.260 But he was

00:57:41.740 he was acting but he was acting bro david was exhibiting a lot of signs of that of that um

00:57:50.600 better than thou attitude that you that you called him out on and so i'm not even talking

00:57:55.580 about that but i just mean if we if we start to be extremely cautious of how we act and what we say

00:58:06.280 simply because someone may be offended

00:58:11.460 by what we do or say behind closed doors.

00:58:13.840 It's just, I still believe it to be a very slippery slope.

00:58:17.620 I still believe it to be a very slippery slope, dude,

00:58:20.640 because I'm going to be honest, dude.

00:58:25.720 People out there just want to be mad, dog.

00:58:28.460 Like, and once again, 1.00

00:58:29.840 I say separating the Dobrik situation from it. 1.00

00:58:34.220 Motherfuckers want to be mad, dude. 1.00

00:58:35.540 Okay, so let them be mad. 1.00

00:58:37.720 And that's where I've landed.

00:58:41.300 No, you're right, and that's where I've landed 1.00

00:58:43.100 because now Dobrik's got to fix his shit. 0.99

00:58:46.000 Dom's got to get justice, whatever, right? 0.99

00:58:48.340 But these creators out there that are under the gun, man,

00:58:53.820 got to realize that no matter what you do,

00:58:55.700 people are going to be mad.

00:58:56.700 The one thing that matters, there's two things that matters.

00:59:00.160 Do you have fans that are riding with you, 0.99

00:59:02.740 that are fucking with you, 0.99

00:59:03.860 that are sticking by your side 1.00

00:59:05.780 against all the 1.00

00:59:08.540 bullshit 0.99

00:59:08.980 and number two 1.00

00:59:11.140 how do you feel when you look in the mirror 0.99

00:59:13.440 at the end of the day that's the biggest fucking thing dude 0.98

00:59:16.020 and I think if David looked in the mirror right now 0.98

00:59:18.040 he knows now

00:59:19.280 he knows now he's got changes

00:59:22.080 to make

00:59:22.620 right

00:59:25.020 he knows he has changes to make

00:59:27.620 I also realized this in hindsight because I spoke to

00:59:30.120 someone who

00:59:30.560 who I kind of had a back and forth with

00:59:34.740 when I was going through my tumultuous times.

00:59:40.000 True change takes a while.

00:59:42.480 You might know right off the bat,

00:59:44.140 something needs to change,

00:59:45.860 but it took me three years.

00:59:50.000 I'm still like learning.

00:59:51.580 I wouldn't say I'm out of the woods just yet,

00:59:53.460 but I'm still learning from that whole experience.

00:59:55.280 It takes a lot. 1.00

01:00:00.560 damn man get the fuck out of there you gotta get out of there you need to leave 1.00

01:00:06.660 true change you know on a character level where you gotta alter the way you think 1.00

01:00:15.780 atomic it's like some it's it's hard it's it's hard that's why goku autonomous that's why these

01:00:21.760 apology videos i mean like why do apologies come in twos i i even had an apology that came in twos

01:00:29.800 first one i was written by me and i was like and i had no fucking idea like there was zero 0.52

01:00:36.380 accountability to take i had no i couldn't comprehend it because it doesn't happen overnight 0.86

01:00:40.440 like true change takes a fucking minute and i think i think in order for uh that to happen 0.76

01:00:46.200 we're gonna need to we're gonna need to patiently wait and watch uh over the next couple years but 0.97

01:00:50.760 i mean what's what's next like well i believe david will make it out of it i like i said this

01:00:55.160 when Shane Dawson

01:00:55.860 had his thing

01:00:56.600 like

01:00:56.860 eh no coming back

01:00:58.200 you done

01:00:58.720 it's over

01:01:00.260 David will

01:01:01.100 David will come back

01:01:02.000 he'll be back

01:01:03.000 but what is

01:01:03.260 he's gotta get

01:01:04.460 he's gotta learn

01:01:05.500 what does the content look like

01:01:06.400 improve

01:01:06.700 and

01:01:07.060 and

01:01:07.360 get extremely

01:01:09.640 extremely

01:01:11.480 creative

01:01:12.180 with what he's making

01:01:13.260 because I believe

01:01:14.560 any sort of

01:01:15.860 vlog squad

01:01:19.000 based

01:01:19.480 group camaraderie

01:01:20.740 content

01:01:21.120 in the style

01:01:21.960 that is

01:01:22.460 David Dober vlogs

01:01:23.760 will come with a little bit of a bad taste

01:01:27.800 when people are watching it.

01:01:28.480 Bro, because think about it for a second, dude.

01:01:30.420 Like, although you've been anointed, knighted, cured,

01:01:37.440 Logan Paul, the sweetheart of Hollywood,

01:01:40.720 depends who you ask,

01:01:43.600 that conversation and Logan Paul making content

01:01:50.360 that somehow touches upon death it still tastes weird i agree you know what i'm saying and so

01:02:00.320 what i'm saying is this david's content has been sexually driven and charged in nature since its

01:02:08.180 inception like and so it's like it's like damn like your content was not based in death that 0.82

01:02:13.860 was a one-time thing and so for you to pivot away from that was he but even when like my animals

01:02:18.440 would die right there's always something and so my question is just like you know will people be

01:02:25.640 willing to allow him to re-enter with content that touches on a tone of sexuality and and and

01:02:34.940 hookups and stuff like that now that he's been marked he's got to get creative dude i was blessed

01:02:41.160 shout out ksi like for real and and i'm so thankful that i had the opportunity to fight

01:02:48.480 literally fight my way back up literally dude i'm i'm i'm fighting to try to change me and try to

01:02:58.720 uh earn a a spot back in what i like i wanted to be back with my peers in a respectable way

01:03:06.240 and I did so through boxing

01:03:09.040 and it was like a nice

01:03:10.340 career pivot that really helped me

01:03:13.160 find out who I was

01:03:14.880 and become a person I really loved

01:03:17.320 and it was

01:03:19.160 a bit of a cheat code for me

01:03:20.440 not a cheat code but it worked

01:03:22.560 George is pissed dude

01:03:23.680 I'm heated right now

01:03:25.720 no I'm not mad I was pondering this

01:03:28.480 because I'm rooting for David

01:03:30.340 and a lot of people are going to get mad about this

01:03:31.840 but I root for everyone

01:03:33.080 I want everyone to figure out

01:03:36.180 what they're doing and and be at their best like like everybody like i really truly with all my

01:03:40.360 heart want everybody to succeed uh so this is a learning curve for him or whatever um but career

01:03:45.940 wise i was sitting there with my girlfriend and i said the one difference both decisions you guys

01:03:50.680 made were like had the world shocked but one hurt somebody yeah yeah and one was just gross

01:03:57.400 do you get what i'm saying like there was a victim in one and then there was no victim in the other

01:04:02.500 one so that that's my play on it and then also your content asterisk uh there's no victim as

01:04:09.880 i don't want to like marginalize my my blunder but there's no there's no victim as a result

01:04:14.600 that's not even that's not even true there were there were victims but but also you want but i

01:04:19.240 hear what you're saying i hear what you're saying it's weirdo also and there's a part two to it

01:04:23.840 your content did a revolve around it yeah so that that's the two does that that's the two double

01:04:28.980 nail but again i think he grew out of it it was like this more family channel thing where he's

01:04:33.320 giving people cars making people happy so he was on this oprah winfrey shit so hopefully if he comes 0.89

01:04:39.140 back he could do to that i don't know i want to see him have his late night show and move on 0.95

01:04:43.500 didn't mike tyson have a situation that was well mike tyson wait no he please hold on let's and

01:04:50.380 which one you sent me seven i want to i want to be cautious with that the shortest one

01:04:54.180 and please god don't let i don't want anybody to think that i think the actions were okay 0.92

01:04:59.660 no not at all and i will out loud say that shit here's the quote your product is your persona 0.85

01:05:07.300 and if the public is angry they're canceling both the person and the product 0.98

01:05:10.560 from a doctor dr joanne broder yeah i mean this i mean obviously

01:05:19.160 but it's different

01:05:20.680 than an actor

01:05:21.340 or Mike Tyson

01:05:21.960 because you're buying

01:05:23.220 into the

01:05:23.820 personality

01:05:25.400 you're watching today

01:05:26.300 so you're saying

01:05:26.920 you're saying

01:05:27.660 David's big cloud

01:05:28.420 won't go up

01:05:29.060 that's what you're saying

01:05:30.360 he's saying it's a dip

01:05:31.480 buy now

01:05:32.140 buy the dip

01:05:32.880 right

01:05:33.760 I was very happy

01:05:35.920 about that

01:05:36.340 get yourself

01:05:37.340 some Logan Paul coin

01:05:39.220 though

01:05:39.460 do yourself a favor

01:05:40.740 yeah

01:05:44.600 okay

01:05:45.380 you want to move on 1.00

01:05:46.440 I mean shit 1.00

01:05:47.060 we've been talking about it 1.00

01:05:47.700 for a minute

01:05:48.080 you know what I want to talk about

01:05:49.140 what do you got? Pokemon. No.

01:05:51.280 NFTs. Please no.

01:05:53.780 Jake Paul, Ben Askren.

01:05:55.580 Whoa. Oh shit. 1.00

01:05:57.300 Whoa. That was so 1.00

01:05:59.360 funny. I've never seen a comeback

01:06:01.520 like this in my life.

01:06:03.780 It was like the whole time I was like Jake's

01:06:05.200 dominating, dominating, dominating, dominating

01:06:07.300 at the end. Ben took that

01:06:08.700 little strike, little fucking 1.00

01:06:11.100 little I'll see you later kitty cat. 0.99

01:06:13.840 I'll see you later kitty cat.

01:06:15.580 And I'm going to turn around this way and

01:06:16.860 I'm gonna pet the kitty cat

01:06:18.400 and walk away

01:06:19.200 and I was like

01:06:20.000 no no no

01:06:20.580 no no no no

01:06:21.420 bro

01:06:22.160 but I will admit 1.00

01:06:22.940 that little fuck 1.00

01:06:23.580 he had like a quick little 1.00

01:06:24.620 but then KSI made a video 1.00

01:06:26.500 where he slapped his ass 0.99

01:06:27.460 dude it was 1.00

01:06:27.980 it's just

01:06:28.780 bro this is the moment

01:06:30.120 you're talking about

01:06:30.800 so

01:06:31.120 so

01:06:31.600 the whole press conference

01:06:33.060 Jake is uh

01:06:34.000 Jake's got an uphill battle

01:06:35.200 anytime like anything he does

01:06:36.640 is public in

01:06:39.060 this way

01:06:40.000 like a press conference

01:06:40.680 like

01:06:40.920 I know Jake

01:06:42.160 and like I thought

01:06:42.660 some of the stuff

01:06:43.060 he was saying was funny

01:06:43.800 and I was thoroughly entertained

01:06:45.180 cause that's why I watch these 0.98

01:06:46.100 I just want to be fucking entertained bro 1.00

01:06:47.740 Let's hear people say some dumb shit 1.00

01:06:50.040 Slip up on their words and make the other person 1.00

01:06:52.180 Or try to anyways look stupid 0.99

01:06:53.420 And I was watching and I thought Jake had some funny things 0.99

01:06:56.180 That made me laugh 0.99

01:06:56.680 He got fucking Masvidal on the fucking 1.00

01:06:58.160 That was funny 1.00

01:06:59.940 He replayed Ben getting knocked out

01:07:02.760 For 10 seconds straight

01:07:04.460 That was funny

01:07:05.280 But no matter what Jake does 1.00

01:07:07.120 Twitter's like fuck this he's drunk 1.00

01:07:09.660 Like the kid just can't win 1.00

01:07:12.600 It's just also

01:07:14.200 Really tough

01:07:15.520 to be that guy dude you know what i'm saying like that that that incessant you know fly

01:07:26.220 of especially when you're up against somebody as like sweet as ben asked you know what i'm saying

01:07:31.900 we shot our episode really i'm and i'm not saying i'm just saying jake jake has 0.97

01:07:36.060 it's it's tough it's made tougher by that for jake to be that asshole character that he plays 0.97

01:07:44.560 when you're up against that guy, 0.99

01:07:47.140 when you're up against Ben Askren.

01:07:48.080 Dude, we had Ben Askren on the show.

01:07:49.980 The episode's coming out. 0.99

01:07:51.400 It's a good fucking episode. 0.99

01:07:53.060 We did a really good job. 0.99

01:07:54.360 By the way, when's it coming out?

01:07:55.820 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:07:56.160 When's it coming out?

01:07:56.880 Tomorrow.

01:07:57.840 No, what is it?

01:07:58.860 April 10th. 0.97

01:07:59.100 Can we just fucking say, 0.97

01:08:00.060 because every comment, 1.00

01:08:01.180 every fucking comment. 1.00

01:08:02.440 It's really good. 1.00

01:08:03.400 We did a good job of roasting him,

01:08:06.360 giving him a platform to talk about

01:08:07.840 his really exciting and interesting life,

01:08:11.140 and trying to be impartial.

01:08:14.560 I said it looks like he punches in a dream

01:08:16.720 When he punches

01:08:17.400 And you know I called Jake

01:08:20.520 I said you did a good job

01:08:21.440 But it almost is like

01:08:23.080 Everything was overshadowed

01:08:25.660 By that push

01:08:26.220 By this moment

01:08:28.400 I think the push is the thing we're not talking about most

01:08:32.660 I mean

01:08:33.020 Ben Askren's a god dang tree dog

01:08:36.060 He's thick

01:08:37.560 He's thicker than a Snickers

01:08:39.120 I took him out on the podcast 1.00

01:08:40.680 Cut the shit Georgie 1.00

01:08:42.220 that guy is that guy is rooted deeply into the into the Ohio soil Wisconsin soil bro he's immovable 1.00

01:08:49.200 yo he's also I gotta say when he came out here he's like I have a genius level IQ I was like

01:08:54.320 okay maybe now I'm starting to think yo is he playing all of us do you know how much clout

01:08:59.300 this dude is getting off of this his tweets are flying right now he even snapped back at Jorge

01:09:05.000 Masvidal and the tweet got like 40 to 50,000 favorites he's like Jorge I've waited two years

01:09:10.780 to say this you got lucky with the knee and i made you and i made you famous kamaru's gonna 0.99

01:09:15.220 beat your ass again and like people like yeah like yo ben askrin is fucking capitalizing on 0.99

01:09:21.580 the rocky video that that also well produced rocky god bless it it's tough you gotta you 0.99

01:09:29.840 gotta win this fight it's all good training for jake man he's got it's it's you know this is the

01:09:34.780 kind of stuff he's he's he's in with real got with real boys now man yeah and you know it's it's

01:09:40.380 Listen, you know, one little mistake once again,

01:09:43.700 or slip up or whatever you want to call it, 0.90

01:09:45.800 it's not going to fucking derail the JP train, bro. 0.94

01:09:49.000 He's got Masvidal. 0.97

01:09:50.200 He got Soulja Boy taking shots at him again.

01:09:52.380 Soulja Boy talking about getting that Draco, bro. 0.99

01:09:56.120 Get the fuck out of here. 0.97

01:09:57.140 Yeah, we're not even going to get it. 0.98

01:09:58.140 Probably not even.

01:09:58.900 Nah, but.

01:09:59.840 I heard, speaking of getting upset,

01:10:02.440 I heard that singer kid got mad at me on a podcast.

01:10:07.380 Really?

01:10:08.280 Who?

01:10:09.200 The guy who gave you his chain.

01:10:10.380 Oh Andrew

01:10:11.520 Aaron Carter

01:10:12.900 Aaron Carter

01:10:13.500 Aaron Carter

01:10:13.960 Andrew Clapton

01:10:14.720 Did you guys watch this

01:10:15.460 How come nobody told me about this 1.00

01:10:16.340 No I don't watch that shit 1.00

01:10:17.380 I didn't watch it either 1.00

01:10:18.120 But somebody came up to me

01:10:19.140 At the party

01:10:19.460 They're like yeah bro

01:10:19.980 They didn't have nice things

01:10:21.280 To say about you

01:10:21.920 I go I've never met the guy

01:10:22.880 In my life

01:10:23.340 And then I remembered

01:10:24.580 When I did that video

01:10:26.180 I kept saying his name

01:10:27.380 Because I would just remember

01:10:28.300 A pop star from back in the day

01:10:29.820 So I was roasting him

01:10:30.960 He's a pop star

01:10:31.620 Not a doctor

01:10:32.260 I mean

01:10:32.660 You know

01:10:33.300 This kid

01:10:33.960 Who's to say where he's living

01:10:36.560 I thought we got along

01:10:37.380 I like candy

01:10:38.220 He likes candy

01:10:39.060 I thought

01:10:39.540 I thought we had some things

01:10:42.760 I'll give you an air five on that one 0.98

01:10:43.760 I have some one line singers

01:10:45.660 They're really rocking dude

01:10:47.620 How about Sean O'Malley

01:10:48.980 Yo shout out

01:10:50.440 Let's walk through the fights real quick

01:10:53.600 God there's so much that happens

01:10:55.100 Yo

01:10:55.900 Sugar Sean O'Malley

01:10:59.620 The Sugar Show

01:11:01.040 Put some respect in that boy's name

01:11:04.180 That man is

01:11:05.400 That man is making fast moves

01:11:08.080 bro and i and i there's only one word i want to apply to that man unconventional unorthodox

01:11:15.340 unorthodox you don't know what you're gonna get he's like a he's like a bag of skittles bro 0.98

01:11:20.020 he's like a bag of fucking skittles and i don't even in a bag of skittles you don't know what 0.99

01:11:24.400 color you don't know yeah you don't know i feel like that was a stretch no because even his hair 0.99

01:11:30.120 i thought it was a double entendre georgie everything about the dude is unconventional

01:11:35.000 and he, you know, he tried to,

01:11:39.940 even his finishing is a little sweet.

01:11:42.560 He said, I'm going to let this dude fade out.

01:11:44.260 I'm not going to finish him.

01:11:45.140 He gave him one chance.

01:11:46.040 He said, yo, I'm going to let you.

01:11:47.120 Well, he was going for the walk-off KO,

01:11:49.740 which is dangerous.

01:11:51.080 We all thought he had it. 1.00

01:11:52.520 I mean, fucking. 1.00

01:11:53.460 Well, he did. 1.00

01:11:54.040 He had it, right?

01:11:55.260 The ref didn't call it.

01:11:57.200 I was talking about the first one.

01:11:58.400 Yeah, me too.

01:11:58.800 Remember, he had two walk-off KOs.

01:12:01.380 The ref didn't call the second one.

01:12:02.920 Right.

01:12:02.980 And I'm pretty sure I watched like an 18th century execution.

01:12:07.180 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:07.380 It's called, for people who don't know, it's called the coup de gras.

01:12:10.140 Oh, bro.

01:12:10.660 That's called the coup de gras.

01:12:12.040 He walks up.

01:12:14.060 Like, we all knew what was coming, man.

01:12:16.320 How did he not stop?

01:12:17.180 He walks, airborne, fist, boom, nearly decapitates another human. 0.55

01:12:24.000 First, third round decapitation.

01:12:26.440 And the commentator goes, you know, maybe the ref should have stopped it.

01:12:30.640 Yeah.

01:12:31.620 Yeah.

01:12:32.020 you don't say. I didn't even want to see.

01:12:34.200 I don't even think he wanted to do that.

01:12:36.240 He looked like he was ready to go

01:12:38.160 home and play some Warzone. If you remember, he went

01:12:40.080 like this to the ref, like, yo, what's good?

01:12:42.300 Now that guy only can drink smoothies

01:12:44.300 right now. For the rest of his life. He's got no

01:12:46.180 mouth. And then he dropped

01:12:47.900 back and dumped a fucking 1.00

01:12:49.840 three-point fade away. He made it. He made the shot. 1.00

01:12:52.460 Dog, shout out Sugar

01:12:53.840 Sean O'Malley, bro.

01:12:55.680 He's next, man. He's fun to watch.

01:12:57.900 He's fun to watch. I feel like he's a different

01:12:59.880 version of mcgregor am i the only one who feels this yeah not in a bad way like in an entertaining 0.95

01:13:05.640 like we need this fucking guy in the ufc yeah well well well before so he lost his second last 0.95

01:13:12.300 fight now like you like rolled his ankle yeah he tripped or something and fucked up his foot and 0.99

01:13:16.820 like it ruined the fight for him um and i remember watching i was like oh no i believe i talked about 0.73

01:13:23.320 on this podcast i was like no this dude was like the most promising fighter in the ufc and i wonder

01:13:27.820 if this loss would

01:13:29.380 tarnish his brand

01:13:31.700 a little bit.

01:13:32.520 I think it was just a hiccup.

01:13:34.100 Yeah, especially when you come back

01:13:35.820 with a win as good as this. You're like, oh no, he hasn't

01:13:38.580 missed a beat. Whatever happened

01:13:39.860 to the last one doesn't even matter anymore.

01:13:41.780 Was this opponent a good opponent

01:13:43.680 or was it kind of like a warm-up opponent? He was a good opponent.

01:13:46.320 He hung in there.

01:13:48.060 But that's what I want to know

01:13:49.760 because I don't even know about

01:13:51.880 this gentleman. No, he was tough.

01:13:53.160 He was tough.

01:13:54.780 He dealt a couple blows, but I just don't think 0.99

01:13:57.800 he i don't think o'malley's easy to figure out man no not at all switches up his shit that's 0.99

01:14:02.780 what i'm getting at he's he goes southpaw you know traditional stance he's all over the place 0.96

01:14:07.560 he's a really he's a really strong fighter i think it's so funny how not funny interesting

01:14:12.920 how like these fighters would like he doesn't look like he has muscle on him right he just really

01:14:18.200 has long arms and he yeah he hits so hard it's like all of his strikes are like 0.93

01:14:22.660 fucking arrows and he's precise he he's got in that way he's similar to mcgregor he's precise 0.98

01:14:28.480 like it he'll hit you right on your button there's three he'll find them exploit them and then you're 1.00

01:14:34.620 fucked i mean that short left he found he ended the the just about ended the fight wave it was 0.98

01:14:40.560 it was so fast it was like i didn't even say it didn't seem like he's exciting he's well-rounded 0.98

01:14:45.720 let me ask you something is it about tyron woodley i don't want to talk about that man

01:14:50.500 man

01:14:51.480 oh George

01:14:53.440 he just made things

01:14:54.620 even worse

01:14:55.200 who is that

01:14:56.060 I'm back with names

01:14:56.980 I might know

01:14:57.620 just that question

01:14:58.460 that you asked

01:14:59.100 at that moment

01:14:59.880 it just

01:15:00.320 it just unfortunately

01:15:01.260 fit into the storyline

01:15:02.420 bro

01:15:03.080 I'm just gonna say this

01:15:04.280 I love Tyron

01:15:05.380 I know who you're talking about

01:15:06.160 I'm gonna train with him

01:15:07.020 bro

01:15:07.300 like we text

01:15:08.100 he came on this podcast

01:15:10.160 hasn't won a round since

01:15:11.860 that's the guy that we watched

01:15:12.940 he's the only guy

01:15:13.740 every other fighter

01:15:14.600 we have on the podcast 1.00

01:15:15.220 comes the fucking kick ass 1.00

01:15:16.800 Tyron came out 1.00

01:15:18.660 and he's lost 0.98

01:15:19.600 every single round since and it sucks

01:15:21.800 because like I was rooting for him in this fight

01:15:23.760 as well and he rocked his

01:15:25.700 opponent and you thought for a sec like yo

01:15:27.680 maybe Tyron's gonna

01:15:29.720 get that W he hasn't gotten in so long

01:15:31.860 and then he just got clocked

01:15:33.960 and then somehow for the longest

01:15:35.700 time was absolutely unconscious

01:15:37.460 and somehow was still

01:15:39.840 stumbling around the ring like he was knocked out

01:15:41.860 and then he

01:15:43.100 yeah I'll show a picture of him 0.99

01:15:45.480 damn 0.97

01:15:47.540 yeah it was oh yep i remember this yeah he was he was the uh i think it was the second last fight 0.99

01:15:56.020 and and and it's crazy because you know this is he was a he was the best welterweight in the world

01:16:02.240 he just got he's got clocked i just feel like he's maybe had a series of bad luck but at what

01:16:07.740 point is it not bad luck anymore i i don't know dude i love you know they need to do i'll tell

01:16:12.580 you what they need to do in between the fights they need to take a regular human being that

01:16:17.140 knows how to fight.

01:16:17.900 There's just a regular

01:16:18.640 fight him against UFC 1.00

01:16:19.840 because we watch this shit 1.00

01:16:20.840 and we're like, 1.00

01:16:21.260 oh, I could get in there.

01:16:22.240 And it's like, 1.00

01:16:22.820 motherfucker, get in there. 1.00

01:16:24.280 Get up against this movie guy. 1.00

01:16:25.460 George, I'm going to be honest with you.

01:16:25.800 When I watch those fights,

01:16:26.660 I never have that thought.

01:16:27.820 I always have that thought.

01:16:28.920 I'm like, put me in there.

01:16:29.780 I do.

01:16:30.540 Me too, dude.

01:16:31.140 I'm always like, come on, come on.

01:16:32.080 Against the guys in the...

01:16:32.680 Yeah, bro. 0.99

01:16:33.220 It's fucked up. 0.99

01:16:34.400 So let me ask you this question. 0.99

01:16:36.120 Yes.

01:16:36.380 One last fight to talk about.

01:16:38.240 The best one?

01:16:39.180 Did you think about

01:16:39.880 getting in the fight

01:16:40.500 against either of those men?

01:16:41.240 You want to fight Ngannou?

01:16:42.700 Who?

01:16:43.460 Fireman?

01:16:44.040 Oh, you want to fight Francis?

01:16:45.200 Not Fireman, the winner, man.

01:16:47.540 You know what?

01:16:48.400 I'm going to be honest.

01:16:49.220 Because of his story, for him to have the belt and have his whole country just go crazy, 1.00

01:16:54.320 I'd have him beat my ass. 1.00

01:16:55.800 Listen, any time of the week, I said, man, would you fight him for a million dollars? 1.00

01:16:59.760 No.

01:17:00.640 I'll fight anybody for a million dollars.

01:17:02.140 Listen, let me ask this question.

01:17:04.520 Yeah.

01:17:07.100 Who's challenging that man, bro?

01:17:10.540 That's what you said after he won.

01:17:11.900 You said who beats him

01:17:12.660 Who beats this man

01:17:13.500 I think

01:17:13.860 I think David does

01:17:16.120 John Jones

01:17:17.140 Nope

01:17:17.520 It looks like

01:17:17.960 But are they saying

01:17:19.520 That fight's gonna happen or no

01:17:20.540 I don't know if it'll happen

01:17:21.700 Regardless of it happening

01:17:22.900 He cannot beat him 1.00

01:17:24.040 Nganu will win 0.65

01:17:25.200 Wait wait

01:17:26.180 They're not doing a rematch

01:17:26.940 I love John Jones

01:17:27.920 They might

01:17:28.560 But I don't know that they should

01:17:29.620 Man listen

01:17:30.060 That dude

01:17:30.660 For a man that size

01:17:32.460 Should not be moving that quickly

01:17:33.620 Right

01:17:33.920 Bro it's crazy

01:17:34.960 He throws extremely fast

01:17:36.920 Stipe Miocic

01:17:38.320 The

01:17:38.760 Potentially the best heavyweight

01:17:41.480 Of all time

01:17:42.180 He's defended his belt

01:17:43.260 More than anyone

01:17:43.860 In the UFC

01:17:44.520 Um

01:17:45.480 Was being thrown around 1.00

01:17:47.140 Like a ragdoll 1.00

01:17:47.800 Was 1.00

01:17:48.280 Like

01:17:49.240 No 0.77

01:17:49.800 No no no no no

01:17:51.180 He couldn't make

01:17:51.780 No substantial approach

01:17:53.060 The part where

01:17:53.700 The part where they had

01:17:54.640 Like a little ground action

01:17:56.060 Stipe looked like

01:17:58.920 He weighed 70 pounds

01:17:59.980 I was literally like 1.00

01:18:00.660 What the fuck 0.99

01:18:01.560 Am I watching 0.99

01:18:02.280 And then

01:18:02.580 Francis

01:18:03.240 Do you know

01:18:04.140 Do you know

01:18:04.760 He's been training

01:18:06.240 For five years

01:18:07.300 He started when he was 29

01:18:11.020 Everyone else in this league has been training

01:18:13.760 For their whole life

01:18:15.060 Do you think he needed to train 1.00

01:18:17.100 You think the guy in front of the 7-Eleven that called him an asshole 1.00

01:18:19.780 Coming out, he needed to train to beat him up 0.99

01:18:22.140 I don't think so

01:18:23.500 So when you have a guy who

01:18:25.100 Because the last time they fought, Stipe won

01:18:27.400 That's what I'm saying

01:18:28.300 When you give someone two years to improve

01:18:31.920 Because there's an arc, right

01:18:33.540 First year, you get a little better

01:18:35.160 Second year, you're a little better

01:18:36.120 Third, fourth year, now you're starting to get those exponential gains

01:18:38.960 And he probably hit that in between

01:18:40.920 his first fight with Stipe

01:18:43.240 and this fight

01:18:44.200 and now you have

01:18:44.940 I still would put my money

01:18:45.960 on Stipe

01:18:46.500 again for a third fight

01:18:47.800 yeah dude he's my boy

01:18:48.460 I don't know

01:18:49.000 there's something about him

01:18:49.840 you're wacky bro

01:18:50.700 and I think he just 0.92

01:18:52.260 had a slip up

01:18:52.940 and I'm from Cleveland bro

01:18:55.380 I love Stipe

01:18:56.000 like Stipe's a friend

01:18:56.840 I just think

01:18:57.880 like even before

01:18:58.760 this fight started

01:18:59.400 I bet on him

01:19:00.800 but I said

01:19:01.840 I'm scared for Stipe

01:19:02.860 I'll put money on him

01:19:03.760 next time

01:19:04.180 I probably will too

01:19:05.420 because I love Stipe

01:19:06.200 but also here's another thing

01:19:07.420 a fight's a fight bro

01:19:08.300 like you wake up

01:19:09.420 and you don't want

01:19:09.920 to vlog one day

01:19:10.600 and you're like, I don't want to do this. 1.00

01:19:11.880 Imagine waking up and trying to fight a motherfucker 0.99

01:19:13.920 and you don't want to work that day. 1.00

01:19:14.880 That sucks. 0.91

01:19:15.820 Wait, did Stipe say that he was having a- 0.98

01:19:17.860 Nope. 1.00

01:19:18.180 He's such a humble loser. 0.99

01:19:19.760 I'm just saying, man, this was not a- 0.99

01:19:23.420 Can we zoom in on that punch?

01:19:24.840 This to me seemed like a decisive battle, man.

01:19:27.620 Like Logan, and I don't know, tell me if you agree with this.

01:19:30.200 This didn't seem like it wasn't Stipe's day.

01:19:32.020 This seemed like one fighter out fighting another fighter, man.

01:19:37.540 He doesn't look-

01:19:38.500 Could you go look at the other picture?

01:19:40.020 We've seen Stipe fight so many times

01:19:42.280 He's an incredible fighter

01:19:43.240 But this dude Francis is special

01:19:45.420 Could you do me a favor

01:19:46.460 Look at this and then go to his other fight

01:19:49.540 I saw a dramatic difference in his body

01:19:52.800 I don't think he was training as hard

01:19:54.740 No he probably was

01:19:56.620 I mean bro you also gotta consider

01:19:58.640 Stipe's getting older

01:19:59.740 I think he's 42

01:20:01.540 He's 42 years old

01:20:03.180 You gotta know when to hold him and fold him

01:20:05.600 And he's had such a crazy career

01:20:07.980 with two wins over Daniel Cormier

01:20:10.380 and regarded as one of the best heavyweights of all time.

01:20:14.640 Maybe I'm wrong, but I probably would have called it.

01:20:17.380 You pull up his hair from it.

01:20:19.680 His hair defies gravity.

01:20:20.740 He had a problem with his hair, man.

01:20:22.600 And honestly, I think it's worth noting.

01:20:25.260 I don't know if this had something to do with it,

01:20:26.640 but he had real bad hat hair, dude.

01:20:29.760 It looked like before he came out,

01:20:33.220 somebody backstage had rubbed his head with a balloon animal.

01:20:36.700 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:37.300 That is so funny

01:20:38.480 Do you know what I'm saying 0.99

01:20:39.180 And had just fucking 0.99

01:20:40.200 Or he had 0.99

01:20:41.160 He had rubbed his feet 0.73

01:20:42.080 On a shag carpet 0.96

01:20:43.140 He looks like an adult 0.93

01:20:44.920 Six year old

01:20:45.860 You know what I'm saying

01:20:45.880 An adult six year old

01:20:46.780 Yeah his hair

01:20:47.340 It was almost like

01:20:48.140 Hey

01:20:48.360 Like I wanted to call him Billy

01:20:50.020 Yeah

01:20:50.820 Billy how'd your hair get like that 1.00

01:20:52.420 You're at your fucking grandma's 1.00

01:20:53.740 86th birthday Bill 1.00

01:20:55.740 Your hair looks fucking stupid 1.00

01:20:57.100 Why is it standing up like that 1.00

01:20:58.800 Um

01:20:59.300 Okay

01:20:59.880 I got a

01:21:01.240 I got a

01:21:01.780 A call with

01:21:02.920 Yahoo Finance

01:21:04.880 Check it out boys

01:21:05.880 For what

01:21:06.420 Yahoo Finance?

01:21:07.540 Turns out I'm good at making money.

01:21:08.620 Which is 2006?

01:21:09.740 Stop. 1.00

01:21:10.140 Fuck we do with Yahoo? 1.00

01:21:11.240 George. 1.00

01:21:11.800 What's the one with that?

01:21:13.080 Dude, you trust somebody?

01:21:14.320 He's like, yeah, email me.

01:21:15.320 It's georgejanko at yahoo.com. 1.00

01:21:17.240 Get the fuck out of my face. 0.99

01:21:18.280 Yahoo is going to buy Twitch, and then they back down. 0.99

01:21:20.400 You know why?

01:21:21.500 Because it's Yahoo.

01:21:22.540 Yo, you should hit me on my Hotmail account, Dylan, later.

01:21:25.200 See, that one, I'm out.

01:21:26.920 Okay.

01:21:27.480 Hotmail?

01:21:27.980 I don't want to stop.

01:21:28.720 It's kind of on the same page as Yahoo.

01:21:29.700 Listen, I don't want to stop, and I know you got to go.

01:21:31.400 It saddens me because this now, this is the last one.

01:21:35.360 Ever.

01:21:35.540 No, but I'm just saying

01:21:37.880 Now this is

01:21:38.420 I mean, it could be

01:21:39.480 Oh, I see

01:21:40.060 Yeah, because there's a lot of

01:21:41.960 Yeah, I'm

01:21:42.740 Well, you're going bopping around

01:21:44.060 Yeah, I'm gone 1.00

01:21:45.000 Bibbidi-bop

01:21:45.540 Bibbidi-bop

01:21:46.240 Do you want to hit two seconds of this? 0.91

01:21:48.020 Where are you?

01:21:48.320 So you're traveling around 0.99

01:21:49.260 Doing WWE shit 0.96

01:21:50.360 Ready? 0.98

01:21:51.620 Tampa

01:21:52.020 WWE

01:21:52.940 Miami

01:21:54.120 Train with Jake

01:21:54.880 Back to Tampa for WrestleMania

01:21:56.240 WWE

01:21:57.080 Atlanta for Jake's fight

01:21:59.780 Maybe a little New York leg in there 0.99

01:22:01.720 Just for shits and gigs 0.99

01:22:02.720 Yep 0.99

01:22:03.060 training to beat the best fighter on the planet

01:22:07.160 which I fully intend to do

01:22:08.820 and fully believe I will

01:22:09.940 so I might be gone for

01:22:11.740 two, three weeks

01:22:13.600 how long are we bagged up for on EPS?

01:22:16.840 the middle of eight 0.94

01:22:18.520 that's fucking a couple weeks from 1.00

01:22:19.900 I mean we're fucked 1.00

01:22:20.680 we're not fucked 0.99

01:22:21.620 so what? 0.99

01:22:23.340 I might do a little run and gun ep

01:22:28.180 with Jake in Miami

01:22:29.220 if either of you are interested in

01:22:30.880 doing something like that

01:22:33.020 A little impulsive on the go

01:22:35.360 I mean you just gotta let me know

01:22:36.880 And then when I'm PR

01:22:39.760 Come visit

01:22:41.440 Some episodes down there

01:22:42.660 When I'm fighting not yet I have an idea 0.99

01:22:45.260 But I'm done saying bro it's fucking 0.98

01:22:47.380 Floyd Mayweather and also like 1.00

01:22:49.020 Like what the fuck 0.97

01:22:50.720 It's not happening 0.99

01:22:51.380 It's happening he promised me 0.99

01:22:55.360 And he said it public like it's fucking happening 0.98

01:22:57.140 And the contract is signed 0.99

01:22:59.420 The 50 page contract is signed

01:23:01.240 Just like waiting on dates 0.98

01:23:02.460 I don't fucking know 0.88

01:23:03.100 we also 0.95

01:23:04.620 yay

01:23:05.000 also if we

01:23:05.740 I mean if we have to 0.99

01:23:06.840 for a fucking episode 0.99

01:23:07.680 we could do a fucking 1.00

01:23:08.680 we'll be 0.99

01:23:09.340 hey we'll be fine

01:23:10.000 don't even worry about it

01:23:10.740 I'm just

01:23:11.060 I gotta go

01:23:11.840 I gotta go

01:23:12.520 I gotta go talk to you

01:23:13.400 I have a finance

01:23:14.040 hit that subscribe button

01:23:16.420 thank you guys for listening

01:23:17.120 watching viewing subscribing

01:23:18.120 and hit that subscribe button

01:23:19.700 wait are you guys friends

01:23:20.620 you guys never wrapped that up

01:23:21.520 are you guys friends

01:23:21.900 yeah it looks like it man

01:23:23.140 I'm pretty sure we've wrapped it up

01:23:23.740 I just wanna make sure

01:23:24.760 so yeah

01:23:25.680 from this single

01:23:26.520 it looks like it dude

01:23:27.520 alright we love you

01:23:30.080 bye

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 01, 2021

E270 Logan Paul Speaks On David Dobrik, Masked Singer Reveal & Jake Paul VS. Ben Askren

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