Impaulsive with Logan Paul - FARRAH ABRAHAM ON SEX TAPE, TEEN MOM & JAIL - IMPAULSIVE EP. 17

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00:02:33.640 Ladies and gentlemen, take two and roll it.

00:02:39.380 What sort of small talk should we?

00:02:41.480 Were you just texting Angel, by the way?

00:02:43.460 Yeah.

00:02:43.840 You're in love, aren't you?

00:02:45.020 I'm in love, dude.

00:02:45.840 What's that like?

00:02:46.520 What's it like being in love?

00:02:47.520 Yeah.

00:02:48.060 It's everything, bro. 0.93

00:02:48.800 Must be fucking nice. 0.93

00:02:49.700 Man, we're jealous. 0.97

00:02:50.160 Hey, guys.

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00:03:20.200 So today, yeah, today is going to get spicy.

00:03:23.420 That's a big one.

00:03:24.020 I can feel it.

00:03:24.780 We got a dope guest today.

00:03:26.160 A very dope guest today. 1.00

00:03:28.120 Guys, I want to introduce her. 1.00

00:03:29.760 I want to bring her in right away.

00:03:32.820 Her last name is my favorite president's first name.

00:03:37.240 She's the only person to make it out of Teen Mom with a career.

00:03:41.160 She's not looking at me.

00:03:42.160 I'm going to wave her in. 0.93

00:03:43.480 Come on.

00:03:44.700 Call him the Saturday. 1.00

00:03:45.620 She's the only person to make it out of Teen Mom with a career.

00:03:47.700 It's reality star turned adult film actress turned social media guru Farrah Abraham.

00:03:52.860 I'm putting these on.

00:03:54.220 What's up?

00:03:54.940 How are you?

00:03:55.720 Thanks so much for having me.

00:03:56.920 Feeling the hair.

00:03:57.700 Thank you.

00:03:58.140 Thank you for coming on Impulsive.

00:04:00.880 Impulsive.

00:04:01.200 I'm impulsive.

00:04:02.300 Yo, welcome.

00:04:03.720 Join the club.

00:04:05.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:04:05.840 I love that pink hair, by the way.

00:04:07.600 I'm so glad we got you in that.

00:04:09.420 David Scissorhands snatched this.

00:04:12.040 So without him, it wouldn't be.

00:04:13.880 I noticed you brought your daughter, Sophia.

00:04:16.540 Miss Sophia.

00:04:17.740 Hi, Sophia.

00:04:20.480 What's up?

00:04:21.260 Yo, I like that. 1.00

00:04:22.220 She looks like a meerkat right there. 1.00

00:04:23.780 It could be a bunny right now. 0.78

00:04:25.600 Is she a meerkat in her spare time?

00:04:28.440 Wow.

00:04:28.980 You want to say hi to everyone?

00:04:30.120 Say hello.

00:04:30.880 Hello.

00:04:32.300 So hasn't been on a podcast, I think, in a bit.

00:04:35.040 Wow.

00:04:35.360 Thanks for saying hi, cutie.

00:04:36.360 A real-life human baby child.

00:04:38.340 Yes.

00:04:38.820 That's amazing that we've been blessed.

00:04:40.440 Do they have those around here?

00:04:41.700 Baby child child.

00:04:42.720 I'm looking to get one soon.

00:04:44.860 Oh, no rush.

00:04:45.720 Quickly, can we turn the camera?

00:04:46.800 My dog is making love to a stuffed animal.

00:04:48.740 You know?

00:04:49.180 This whole podcast—

00:04:50.300 Now he's killing it.

00:04:50.940 That could be the first one with the baby. 0.79

00:04:52.500 It's going to be very interesting.

00:04:55.260 I'm a little curious.

00:04:57.360 Can you go sit over there?

00:04:58.320 Okay.

00:04:58.940 Bye.

00:04:59.860 Thanks for stopping by and saying hi, so.

00:05:01.600 Thanks, Sophia.

00:05:02.100 Bye, Sophia.

00:05:02.940 Just a little bit of a bold move.

00:05:05.040 I'm not sure what's going to come out of my mouth today.

00:05:07.200 It could be impulsive.

00:05:09.040 That's the point of the show.

00:05:10.720 We embrace it.

00:05:12.120 I have a question.

00:05:13.760 How do we get you here on the show?

00:05:16.360 Like, how do we convince you? 0.99

00:05:17.340 Are you crazy? 1.00

00:05:18.160 Instagram. 1.00

00:05:18.480 Are you crazy coming here, Farrah? 0.92

00:05:20.220 You know, I don't know from what I know is Instagram. 0.88

00:05:23.420 And I happen to be in town.

00:05:25.600 So I was like, okay.

00:05:27.200 Oh, you're not based here?

00:05:28.220 No, I'm not based here anymore since that whole jail Beverly Hills thing.

00:05:32.180 I want to ask about that.

00:05:33.220 I want to ask about that.

00:05:34.140 I literally have so much, so many questions, but yeah.

00:05:36.820 So I DM'd you or I thought it was you.

00:05:38.620 Yeah.

00:05:39.020 And also Joy is usually like the one who helps me.

00:05:41.000 I get a DM back from Joy Hollum.

00:05:42.720 Yes.

00:05:43.380 Who's Joy?

00:05:43.980 She's been my assistant for like five years and now she's like marketing coordinator, 0.99

00:05:48.320 you know, just switch the titles as the years go by. 0.95

00:05:50.820 Does she carry a clipboard with her when she doesn't?

00:05:53.720 Good. 0.88

00:05:53.900 She's the virtual assistant and out of my hair.

00:05:56.300 Okay.

00:05:56.500 Good, good, good.

00:05:57.060 We were worried you were going to show up with someone who's going to like yell at us

00:05:59.640 and tell us what to say and what not to say.

00:06:01.720 No, I keep it real chill.

00:06:02.560 I'm from the Midwest.

00:06:03.500 So.

00:06:03.820 Hey, join the club.

00:06:04.460 Ohio.

00:06:04.900 Ohio gang gang gang.

00:06:05.740 Michigan squad.

00:06:06.640 What?

00:06:06.860 Connecticut.

00:06:07.680 I love it.

00:06:09.040 My best friend, Heather Walsh from Teen Mom, my producer friend, she's in Connecticut.

00:06:14.460 Oh, really?

00:06:15.000 Shout out Connecticut.

00:06:15.780 Yes.

00:06:16.200 Shout out Connecticut.

00:06:17.300 Yeah.

00:06:17.580 So we, like I said, we are very lucky and happy to have you here.

00:06:20.920 I have so many questions about like reality TV, your career, et cetera.

00:06:24.560 Sure.

00:06:25.040 So that is the child that was with you.

00:06:28.660 That's the star baby.

00:06:30.000 That's the star baby.

00:06:31.220 You're a star.

00:06:32.060 You know that? 0.99

00:06:32.340 How many followers does she have on Instagram? 1.00

00:06:33.920 Sophia, how many? 0.93

00:06:34.860 507,000.

00:06:35.560 Jesus.

00:06:36.160 It's growing.

00:06:37.100 And she's nine?

00:06:37.960 And she's nine?

00:06:38.800 Yeah.

00:06:38.980 Nine years old.

00:06:39.740 And you're 27, right?

00:06:41.160 Yeah.

00:06:41.940 It sounds so old now.

00:06:43.120 No, no, no, no, no.

00:06:44.000 That's young.

00:06:44.480 That's young.

00:06:44.820 I think.

00:06:45.880 It's young to me.

00:06:47.040 Am I the oldest in the room?

00:06:48.440 No.

00:06:49.620 Not at all.

00:06:50.140 Yes, I am.

00:06:50.740 No, you're not.

00:06:51.360 Oh, okay.

00:06:52.080 Right here?

00:06:52.540 I don't know everyone's ages.

00:06:53.160 I'm older than you, yeah.

00:06:54.280 I once dated a girl.

00:06:55.300 My first girlfriend, when I moved to LA, I was, I think, 19.

00:06:59.980 she was like 25 and she had a seven-year-old wow so i played stepdad for a bit um it was a big deal

00:07:05.840 at those ages yeah it was i mean i just didn't know any better think that it's like a big deal

00:07:12.120 but it is to like the children i mean for me being a single mom and dating um you know like over 10

00:07:17.600 years and actually like it's a big deal you you are dating now yeah i mean i'm single i haven't

00:07:24.980 really been dating that's fine how many dates in before how many dates in before you start to see

00:07:31.340 this like connection or like you want to see a connection between a new partner and sophia yeah

00:07:37.240 because it's not just you anymore you got a partner you know sometimes um like kids are so

00:07:42.100 intuitive i'll just have sophia meet the person because kids are like honest and truthful i'll be

00:07:48.940 like oh him being so short isn't that bad or like you know or like he's got this that you know like

00:07:56.120 girls women they're always like oh it's okay that's fixable but like kids are just like no 0.99

00:08:01.940 that's not okay what do you think about me so far just first impressions thumbs up or thumbs down 0.97

00:08:07.280 or sideways thumbs up thumbs sideways not sure yet it's like 45 degrees well i'm positive that

00:08:13.660 By the end of this show, it will be a thumbs down.

00:08:17.320 So having a daughter so young,

00:08:20.620 how did that affect the outcome, the course of your life?

00:08:24.700 I was about, you know, the reason why I went on Teen Mom,

00:08:27.740 I Can't Speak for Everyone, was to just show,

00:08:29.900 like, I can overcome some of the things that people think,

00:08:32.700 oh, I have to basically sit at home, not travel, not go out,

00:08:35.880 not make business, not do different things.

00:08:38.360 And I kind of just have always been gung-ho about whatever I want.

00:08:42.840 So Sophia has just been along for my opportunities and I support her opportunities.

00:08:49.120 And it really has, I mean, it hasn't been a conflict.

00:08:51.620 It hasn't been like a bad thing.

00:08:53.640 But you do a lot of reality TV still to this day, yeah?

00:08:56.120 Sadly, yeah.

00:08:57.480 December 20th, X on the Beach.

00:08:59.540 Let's go.

00:09:00.240 Let's have a Christmas party.

00:09:01.800 I was going to ask about this.

00:09:03.160 Why do you say sadly?

00:09:04.880 Because I really am over reality television.

00:09:08.800 I think there's a kind of bullying.

00:09:10.520 I love production.

00:09:12.560 I love everything of it.

00:09:14.100 I think it's like a true form of bullying, though,

00:09:16.160 when you edit and put together reality television.

00:09:19.540 Like context.

00:09:20.440 But it's funny.

00:09:21.920 It makes for funny television.

00:09:23.460 It's just not always good for everyone.

00:09:26.160 But those of you who do not know,

00:09:28.260 reality TV is not actually reality.

00:09:31.320 Yes.

00:09:31.800 And even though I say that, I've said it a million times.

00:09:34.480 Like people think I'm a horrible, crazy person from some of the shows.

00:09:39.380 So far, you seem good.

00:09:40.540 I'm going to give you a sideways thumbs up.

00:09:41.860 By the end of the show, I'm sure it'll be up.

00:09:43.680 Or maybe it's down.

00:09:44.840 I don't know.

00:09:45.540 You seem all right so far.

00:09:46.980 Speaking of drama, we have Bristol Palin here right now.

00:09:51.700 Oh, that's cool.

00:09:52.540 No, I'm just kidding.

00:09:53.460 No, we don't.

00:09:54.160 But we're watching.

00:09:55.080 I'm not affected.

00:09:56.580 Yeah, what's going on with that?

00:09:57.740 I saw this little airport rant the other day.

00:09:59.820 Oh, my God.

00:10:00.320 I was at the airport.

00:10:01.220 Wait, can I show this?

00:10:02.200 No, wait.

00:10:02.760 Don't show my face right now.

00:10:04.260 No, no.

00:10:04.560 You look amazing.

00:10:05.620 No, I don't.

00:10:06.380 8 a.m. in the morning and getting off a plane.

00:10:08.620 No, thank you.

00:10:10.020 No, you're chilling.

00:10:10.540 Can we please pass this?

00:10:11.860 We can pass, but I have a question because I've been jumped in the airport before.

00:10:16.200 How bad does that suck?

00:10:18.060 This one was like, I might hyperventilate and not make a scene, but I was not so happy. 0.97

00:10:24.780 Where did the paparazzi come from?

00:10:26.180 Because I've seen them like come out of walls and shove a camera in.

00:10:29.520 They pop out of suitcases on the conveyor belt.

00:10:32.100 This one came out of the conveyor belt.

00:10:33.780 And then he was like, can I help you with your luggage?

00:10:35.800 And I was like, oh my God, he's trying to be nice.

00:10:39.240 It's always a weird situation.

00:10:40.660 So that beef with Bristol's been ongoing, though.

00:10:43.140 I saw—

00:10:43.680 I know I have beef with it.

00:10:44.660 Bristol Palin.

00:10:45.420 All right, tofu, whatever you want to call it.

00:10:46.760 I saw this chart.

00:10:48.840 I saw this chart you had.

00:10:50.280 I have beef with nobody on Teen Mom.

00:10:52.380 That's old news.

00:10:53.820 I feel like you want to say you're above the beef, aren't you?

00:10:56.560 A little bit.

00:10:57.620 I just don't like people bringing up my name on something that I moved beyond from.

00:11:02.140 Bristol Palin, I found this interesting.

00:11:03.520 So this is the daughter of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, who is not—

00:11:09.200 Bristol is now on Teen Mom?

00:11:11.220 Okay.

00:11:11.860 Okay.

00:11:12.160 I'm like out of this.

00:11:13.640 I'm like removed from this.

00:11:14.420 Me too.

00:11:14.780 Yeah.

00:11:15.100 So like I don't really know much about it.

00:11:17.080 But you say you don't have beef with anyone.

00:11:18.520 Is that true?

00:11:19.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:20.200 There's got to be someone you want to kick their ass. 1.00

00:11:22.280 No. 1.00

00:11:23.200 I'm on anger management right now.

00:11:25.120 Probation.

00:11:25.880 Wait.

00:11:26.060 Are you really?

00:11:26.920 Yes.

00:11:27.360 What did you do?

00:11:28.560 I did nothing.

00:11:29.480 I was actually attacked.

00:11:30.680 But it's okay.

00:11:32.360 Did someone throw a shoe at you?

00:11:33.780 I'm learning to be extra humble right now in my life.

00:11:36.500 Hell yeah.

00:11:37.100 Really?

00:11:37.560 Tell us about that.

00:11:38.540 If there's ever a place that you don't want to be humble,

00:11:40.680 I invite you to do it on impulsive.

00:11:42.360 You can let it out.

00:11:43.660 Just go ahead.

00:11:44.240 For the judge to see.

00:11:45.680 Yeah.

00:11:46.020 So how did you wind up, if you don't mind,

00:11:47.960 I mean, it might be personal,

00:11:49.100 but how did you wind up taking anger management?

00:11:51.040 I think that's an interesting step.

00:11:53.160 I don't know.

00:11:54.040 Well, I was like court ordered to do anger management

00:11:57.980 and got that done right away.

00:12:00.680 And then I have some community service.

00:12:02.460 So tis the season to volunteer.

00:12:04.320 How many hours?

00:12:04.480 I love it.

00:12:05.280 Six days.

00:12:06.580 Oh, you got it.

00:12:07.080 So soup kitchens, whatnot.

00:12:08.540 i'm down but it's kind of cool because i had to do that once fun fact um so how much you know about

00:12:15.600 me be honest not much so i did i didn't vine i didn't vine back in the day and by the way it's

00:12:20.420 fine vine is great rest in peace yeah um i did a series called uh getting into cars with strangers

00:12:25.720 oh that's crazy and uh i would do just that i would i would open the door of a stranger's car

00:12:31.000 and uh i'd get in and be like what you're not my mom and you know most of the time they'd be like

00:12:35.220 one lady she screamed at me

00:12:37.540 she goes get out 0.71

00:12:39.660 and I'm like mom why are you yelling at me

00:12:41.920 and it was

00:12:42.900 at the time it was funny 1.00

00:12:45.200 but she could like beat you 0.98

00:12:47.140 stab me beat me whatever it is 0.66

00:12:49.080 the point is can't get into cars with strangers

00:12:51.060 did you get in trouble? Sophia don't ever

00:12:53.220 do that. Sophia don't follow 0.78

00:12:55.140 any of my career paths or decisions 1.00

00:12:57.080 please

00:12:57.600 anyways

00:12:59.760 yeah she took me to court

00:13:02.240 I either had to do three days in jail

00:13:04.860 How did she wrangle you down 1.00

00:13:06.000 First off

00:13:06.580 Something so harmless

00:13:07.480 Didn't you just dip

00:13:08.040 Or were you like

00:13:08.940 Of course I dipped

00:13:09.420 But bro

00:13:09.720 Logan Paul and Vine

00:13:10.700 Like millions of followers

00:13:11.680 She knew

00:13:12.040 And her face is on me

00:13:13.220 She knew

00:13:13.520 She knew

00:13:14.060 So um

00:13:15.300 Three days in jail

00:13:16.500 Or 75 hours of community service

00:13:18.480 Manager Jeff

00:13:19.320 Refused

00:13:20.700 My manager

00:13:21.160 Refused to let me do

00:13:22.580 The three days

00:13:23.180 And I was like

00:13:23.960 Yo this is dope

00:13:24.520 For my street cred

00:13:25.340 I'll get like a tat

00:13:26.960 I've been to jail

00:13:27.820 In jail

00:13:28.580 Would you have gotten a mug shot 0.95

00:13:30.240 Hell yeah

00:13:30.800 And it would have been like this

00:13:32.160 Nice

00:13:33.000 Dude you should have done it

00:13:34.380 I know, I should have, right?

00:13:35.160 That was a blunder of manager Jeff's point.

00:13:36.800 I can never get a mugshot.

00:13:38.820 That's like-

00:13:39.240 Why?

00:13:39.580 I'm like, don't even go there. 0.99

00:13:41.240 You guys can play with me, put me in jail, all that other funny shit. 0.95

00:13:44.880 But I was like, you're not giving me a mugshot. 0.98

00:13:46.980 Wait, you can just tell him no?

00:13:48.820 No, you cannot. 1.00

00:13:49.660 No, I'm like rip shit like mouthy when you catch me in jail. 0.99

00:13:53.620 Oh, that don't help. 0.99

00:13:54.680 What can I say to trigger you? 0.99

00:13:57.100 I want to see angry Farrah.

00:13:59.960 Not for like-

00:14:00.700 Right now, there's really nothing.

00:14:03.140 how many days

00:14:04.480 have you spent

00:14:05.080 I've been so aggravated

00:14:06.420 this year that

00:14:07.160 nothing else

00:14:08.220 could aggravate me

00:14:09.060 hey join the club 1.00

00:14:09.820 this year fucking sucks 1.00

00:14:11.340 I was like 1.00

00:14:12.020 people are testing me

00:14:13.140 okay

00:14:13.520 have you spent some time

00:14:14.800 in the cell

00:14:15.300 I have

00:14:16.500 yes I have

00:14:17.620 what

00:14:18.040 can you tell us

00:14:18.680 what it's like

00:14:19.640 it's not fun 1.00

00:14:21.800 and the woman 1.00

00:14:22.800 who's in charge 1.00

00:14:23.580 of the phones

00:14:24.360 and everything else

00:14:25.260 is being really 1.00

00:14:26.060 a bitch to me 1.00

00:14:27.260 and saying that 1.00

00:14:28.080 no one was calling

00:14:28.880 for me

00:14:29.420 and every other thing

00:14:30.520 the phone didn't work

00:14:32.100 and like 1.00

00:14:32.760 wow what did you go to jail for the stupid crappy food was like a banana peanut butter sandwich and 0.99

00:14:39.460 like the milk i don't drink that actually doesn't sound that bad i eat that stuff here 1.00

00:14:43.420 bananas peanut butter it sounds decent what did you go to jail for and nothing like the concrete

00:14:48.560 everything's like concrete and i had like a pine tree out my window oh that's not so bad i was

00:14:54.380 like god if you're real views from the cell yeah views from the cell what did you do what did you

00:15:00.760 do as the nicest jail cells no no to get there though what i literally was i i mean like my car

00:15:07.640 was stuck in valet they stole my phone and it was the restaurant staff and then 20 security men were

00:15:13.920 like bum rushing me and so i pinched one on the ear and he didn't even he didn't even can you pinch

00:15:20.700 me on the ear like you didn't you might go to the hospital like this must have been a lethal pinch

00:15:26.700 like a scorpion 0.89

00:15:27.780 let me see your nails 0.98

00:15:29.360 real quick 0.87

00:15:29.820 let me see your nails 1.00

00:15:30.880 I didn't have nails 0.94

00:15:31.640 at the time

00:15:32.120 because I was training

00:15:33.020 training for what?

00:15:35.000 I was training for a boxing match

00:15:36.140 I didn't show up to

00:15:36.880 I remember this

00:15:39.300 I remember this

00:15:40.040 I mean again

00:15:40.520 I had to make

00:15:41.240 a wiser choice

00:15:42.860 I remember seeing

00:15:43.840 an Instagram video

00:15:44.800 from you

00:15:45.180 that was like

00:15:45.780 yo

00:15:46.160 Farrah is a boxer

00:15:47.440 check it out guys

00:15:48.020 I see you

00:15:49.280 I see you

00:15:49.700 throwing bows and fists

00:15:51.140 yeah

00:15:51.680 so you train often

00:15:52.860 yeah

00:15:53.120 yeah I think I overly trained

00:15:55.480 like

00:15:55.780 my wrists are definitely jacked up

00:15:57.860 from everything. Clearly not training right now

00:15:59.900 because the nails are on. But I had

00:16:01.880 the best trainer. Do you think that made you a little

00:16:03.980 aggressive? Like you were like fresh

00:16:06.000 out of training? I feel like when you're boxing

00:16:07.920 you get a snack. 0.56

00:16:10.240 I see you with them hands, Farrah.

00:16:12.080 Go Tony! Shout out to Miami.

00:16:14.420 Were you supposed to

00:16:15.680 have a fight? Yeah.

00:16:17.840 And I'm happy I didn't show up.

00:16:19.860 Wait, why? Because it's for

00:16:21.840 anti-bullying. They were trying to bully. Again, I'm just

00:16:23.980 not with some of it is sofia giving you signs in the background there is she your publicist

00:16:28.320 she west side i don't know what sign she's giving me so i so you're you said miami your workout i

00:16:34.620 saw you also do yoga you i do spin yoga and boxing you did a post for maham my boy skylar

00:16:40.700 oh my god skylar is so funny yeah um do you do yoga a lot i do yoga every week i like hot yoga

00:16:46.620 yeah his was pretty insane in miami crazy yeah that was like infrared lights are you in miami

00:16:52.740 now do you live there nope I used to live there I just keep going back and forth um I would say

00:16:57.720 kind of live mostly in Austin Texas but all my stuff is like Austin Texas I literally like have

00:17:03.260 my stuff in storage this year and I'm just traveling and chilling with family and seeing

00:17:07.840 what I want to do for 2019 we I had a boxing fight earlier this year did you know about that

00:17:13.220 by chance how I mean I see like there's a like you getting punched on your Instagram oh yeah

00:17:18.340 Yeah, I thought it was funny.

00:17:19.480 Is that like, yeah, I'm a man.

00:17:21.160 No, no.

00:17:21.580 It was supposed to be like, look at me. 0.99

00:17:23.180 I'm getting the shit kicked out of me. 0.99

00:17:24.640 You got to be careful with that. 0.99

00:17:26.040 Why?

00:17:26.160 Your brain and your skull is sensitive.

00:17:27.880 I was just like at Adonis's.

00:17:29.340 He was like a 10-year world champion.

00:17:31.540 He's like in the hospital with a coma right now 1.00

00:17:33.780 just from getting the strikes from the Ukrainian. 0.99

00:17:35.780 We have an ex-UFC fighter coming on right after you 0.99

00:17:39.940 and I'm going to ask him about that

00:17:41.100 because I'm sure there's something not healthy

00:17:43.160 about the contact sports to the head.

00:17:46.260 Like you can die or you can have things.

00:17:47.460 Is that why you didn't do it?

00:17:48.340 instantly like like half your brain doesn't work um i didn't do it partially because i didn't know

00:17:53.860 the outcome and i didn't think that it was safe and the people that i mean if you don't have

00:17:57.720 management and a good team there which they were screwing up on all ends of their contracts

00:18:03.000 um it would not have been safe so and then they had like some people there from teen mom and like

00:18:08.860 mob wives you just want to jump me like they're a mess actually jump you probably actually jump

00:18:14.340 me which is fine do you get a lot of hate farah um i i ignore the hate but do you get it i do get 0.97

00:18:21.780 it hell yeah she does i do get it which is fine same and look i'm doing i'm doing better and

00:18:27.960 better every year so it's good i know where the hate is that's true do you do you bring it upon

00:18:32.560 yourself do you think like no because i don't welcome the hate yeah like even with my family

00:18:37.580 i mean we go to therapy for like 10 years i don't welcome too much why do why do people hate why do

00:18:43.080 people hate on you i don't know why do people hate me is this like mean girls why do people hate me

00:18:48.300 i don't know you're you're just living you're living your best life but we know you're fiery

00:18:53.520 you you are a fiery i'm a gemini human being is that i think you have to know like personalities

00:18:59.140 and my other gemini friends are definitely fiery too and it's good you might you might hate me for

00:19:05.420 this but this is what i mean by this i want to roll a clip let's roll let's roll i want to roll

00:19:09.620 the clips. This is from

00:19:11.660 X on the Beach. A sneak peek

00:19:13.720 of your reality show coming. Go ahead

00:19:15.680 and plug. When? You don't have

00:19:17.740 to. No, go for it. But it's December

00:19:19.580 20th. Countdown.

00:19:22.340 So, alright, look.

00:19:23.720 Sneak peek. Cheyenne Parker attacks 1.00

00:19:25.620 Farrah Abraham in explosive fight. Who's a Gemini. 1.00

00:19:28.380 Watch out. Oh, so y'all 1.00

00:19:29.540 got into it. Gemini v. Gemini. Okay, check it out.

00:19:31.960 One's drunk and one's not. 0.67

00:19:33.700 You chewed me like I was nothing. 0.89

00:19:35.120 Maybe you should just go to bed. Don't 0.86

00:19:36.980 Talk to me and shut the up when you go to bed as far as celebrity status goes everything 1.00

00:19:43.280 She's over here on the a-list, but baby. I got to tell you something 0.90

00:19:46.700 do this for you

00:20:01.340 And you need that I was caught in the middle and I'm looking left and I'm like, you know what? 0.98

00:20:06.980 And I'm looking at her, I'm like, you the devil.

00:20:11.640 Yo, what's up with these people? 0.68

00:20:15.640 This is reality TV.

00:20:16.620 I could have a whole house gang up on me and somehow I like win over the whole house.

00:20:21.220 It's weird.

00:20:21.980 But you're going to see in the season, they like make shirts with my face on it.

00:20:25.160 They like chant my name.

00:20:26.480 They love me.

00:20:28.040 I don't know.

00:20:28.560 People like to just make themselves feel better by attacking someone.

00:20:32.540 What nationality gives you that fire?

00:20:34.960 because I know you got a few different nationalities.

00:20:37.200 I mean, I think any woman or any male,

00:20:39.320 if they're attacked enough, 0.97

00:20:40.680 they're going to be like, shut up. 0.99

00:20:42.820 Like they're all drunk 0.99

00:20:43.940 and I'm the only one sober in the house.

00:20:45.420 Do you drink?

00:20:46.140 No, I don't really drink anymore.

00:20:47.980 I mean, that's all.

00:20:50.780 I just learned my lessons.

00:20:52.720 I feel you.

00:20:53.540 I've yet to learn those lessons.

00:20:54.780 I'm excited for them.

00:20:55.620 Well, that's good.

00:20:56.440 You keep drinking and having fun.

00:20:58.000 What'd you learn from not drinking?

00:20:59.640 What was the motivation there?

00:21:01.620 So I want to end up in jail

00:21:03.220 and have people manipulate

00:21:04.620 and take advantage of me when I go out.

00:21:06.660 So that's just like from touring in clubs

00:21:09.440 and all this other stuff that I've done.

00:21:11.440 I feel like you have a jaded past.

00:21:13.400 I don't have a jaded past.

00:21:14.760 I have a past that's lived.

00:21:16.840 I'll say that.

00:21:17.800 Experienced.

00:21:18.340 Lived.

00:21:18.800 How old do you think you are chronologically

00:21:22.300 based on experience, not biological?

00:21:24.100 Well, like most of my friends are around like 45.

00:21:27.200 So like my true friends are like in their 40s.

00:21:29.540 That's probably like kind of where I am.

00:21:30.880 So this show, X on the Beach.

00:21:32.640 It's fun, right? 0.99

00:21:33.360 By the way, by the way, y'all owe me a fucking money like I'm sending you an invoice because I'm plugging the shit out of you. 0.99

00:21:40.620 So this is a reality show. 0.99

00:21:41.840 Dude, I saw on a commercial it says like you guys like expect the fine love.

00:21:46.720 Like you didn't really expect the fine love, did you?

00:21:48.640 So as I was brought in from one of my agents, it was like they didn't tell one person that this was about bringing their exes on.

00:21:55.660 And that happened to me.

00:21:56.960 Be me.

00:21:57.720 Wow.

00:21:57.960 So I thought and I've done many dating shows like last year we traveled the world and we did a dating show for MTV and I'm always single.

00:22:06.680 So why not?

00:22:07.460 So, yeah, it was like a shock.

00:22:09.300 And these people like knew they were going on with their exes.

00:22:12.340 So they were a little bit bitter.

00:22:14.060 Yeah.

00:22:14.360 On one of the Instagram like trailers, you said, and I quote, I'm not OK with exes. 0.99

00:22:22.080 They're like trash. 0.99

00:22:23.520 Yeah, mine are. 1.00

00:22:24.200 do you think that

00:22:25.780 just out of curiosity

00:22:26.800 asking for a friend

00:22:27.660 do you think all exes

00:22:28.780 should be left in the past

00:22:29.820 I do

00:22:30.760 yeah

00:22:31.240 I mean my life has been

00:22:32.240 way better because of that

00:22:33.640 yeah

00:22:34.040 you think

00:22:34.840 it's like a

00:22:35.300 it's almost like an open wound

00:22:36.400 that you just keep picking open

00:22:37.580 and it just scabs over

00:22:38.500 and then I

00:22:38.800 I mean my exes

00:22:40.000 they like write me emails

00:22:41.340 when I hang out

00:22:42.240 like do all sorts

00:22:43.580 like I just

00:22:44.520 like my life goes on

00:22:46.020 I can't have the same

00:22:46.720 conversations every day

00:22:47.780 yeah

00:22:48.140 on reality TV

00:22:48.960 nothing ever changes right

00:22:50.020 on reality TV

00:22:51.060 yeah not for them

00:22:51.700 you have to

00:22:52.520 you have to make a

00:22:53.460 you have to make a sacrifice to be um incredibly open and vulnerable yeah that's that's scary why

00:22:59.220 why did you it is scary especially when people attack i but i will say this vulnerability is

00:23:03.640 power that's why i've been so great on reality television over the years and i think if you are

00:23:08.660 a person who never wants to lose yourself and be all like shook up after people hate on you 0.98

00:23:13.180 then it's a good thing but some are just like fuck everyone and they don't get their way 0.99

00:23:18.540 what else do you sacrifice by doing reality tv can you have a real relationship can you be a 0.99

00:23:23.940 real mother to your daughter without being jaded by what people think and say about her and you

00:23:27.780 well i think it's also can people go on tv and not be jaded by the production being around them

00:23:33.000 it's it's public but it's also personal because you have production around you i've always made

00:23:38.160 the healthiest choice to focus on my family my parenting my child you know developing properly

00:23:44.400 So that doesn't affect me.

00:23:45.880 I think a lot of parents on Teen Mom haven't decided that yet.

00:23:50.360 Got you.

00:23:51.280 Okay.

00:23:51.780 I have a question on this parenting thing as well.

00:23:54.480 Sophia, I've seen a lot of, sorry, I've seen a lot of-

00:23:57.940 Sophia's in the house?

00:23:58.500 Yeah, shout out Sophia.

00:23:59.840 Sophia. 1.00

00:24:00.480 I've seen a lot of moms get shit in the past couple of years 1.00

00:24:03.420 for having their daughters on their IG. 1.00

00:24:06.260 And Sophia has 507,000 followers on IG.

00:24:09.440 She's nine years old.

00:24:11.840 And to be honest with you, like this Instagram social world 0.99

00:24:14.220 It's kind of fucking ugly sometimes. 0.94

00:24:15.800 Do you think you brought her in a little earlier? 0.98

00:24:18.020 No, because she knows how to not focus on, like, cyberbullying. 0.95

00:24:21.320 She rises above it.

00:24:23.060 It's, again, I was just on, like, Face the Truth or something with Vivica Fox, as ugly as that show was.

00:24:30.240 I'm all about creativity, and I'm not letting hatred or evil things stun our creativity and our social platforms.

00:24:38.600 Sorry.

00:24:39.140 Like, we have brands, and it's going to keep going.

00:24:40.900 but i will say how do you maintain a connection with your audience because um even when i dm'd

00:24:47.680 you it's like joy's messaging me back and a lot of your tweets are uh i'm everything just like

00:24:53.400 basic like it's well they're correct me if i'm wrong aren't they no not you're you tweeting

00:24:59.120 is it like the links and stuff to like websites i have like five other companies that are on my

00:25:04.900 social platforms plus we do like promos and shout outs for people and yeah there's like maybe 10

00:25:11.380 that's me and then the rest is a lot of other companies i mean i'm also just like busy living

00:25:18.100 my life like what what is that what do you what do you do when you're busy living my life so i

00:25:25.280 don't i mean like right now we're just getting ready for 2019 and like we're merging our brick

00:25:30.320 mortar stores onto our amazon prime stuff i go i get so overwhelmed with products and businesses

00:25:36.920 and creating things um so that's just kind of what i focus on so you're trying to be like an

00:25:41.440 entrepreneur business mogul i'm a serial entrepreneur entrepreneur course coming out

00:25:46.220 it's my master class okay so you tweeted the other day about miley cyrus um going back to acting

00:25:50.820 like i tweeted it that's what i'm asking did someone else yeah it was a different company

00:25:56.300 so I'm not like

00:25:57.680 posting up reality TV news

00:25:59.880 and like

00:26:00.300 I'm not like Perez Hilton

00:26:01.480 but my platforms

00:26:02.700 give you the news

00:26:03.800 don't they?

00:26:04.480 I got you

00:26:05.300 do you have a

00:26:06.400 do you have a

00:26:07.060 a celebrity

00:26:07.760 that you relate to most?

00:26:09.020 do you look up to people

00:26:10.040 in the industry?

00:26:11.720 no

00:26:12.160 I think

00:26:12.780 as like an entrepreneur

00:26:13.880 I'm always learning

00:26:14.920 I learn from people

00:26:15.860 and I really just

00:26:17.380 like who I'm becoming

00:26:18.720 from learning

00:26:19.740 I got you

00:26:20.440 yeah

00:26:20.780 but you don't

00:26:21.540 you don't

00:26:22.040 when you say

00:26:22.880 you know

00:26:23.200 living your life and stuff

00:26:24.000 you don't go out anymore

00:26:24.720 you don't do like

00:26:25.340 fun 27 year old things yeah have you switched to like just playing chess or yeah what's what's

00:26:29.840 the deal what are the hobbies kind of switched to just like traveling the world and like experiences

00:26:35.280 i don't really like to club that much anymore unless i'm paid for it and it's that's about it

00:26:41.920 you got to make this bank i mean i've already toured and done that so i don't really care to

00:26:45.520 do any more of that how are you making the majority of your money um license deals i i would say

00:26:52.420 licensing deals

00:26:53.940 that I've had

00:26:55.200 for different

00:26:55.960 many different products

00:26:57.240 oh really

00:26:58.340 mhm

00:26:58.920 okay that's cool

00:27:00.220 yeah

00:27:00.600 and I know

00:27:01.260 with the tweets

00:27:02.260 and the companies that run

00:27:03.360 you get paid per clicks

00:27:05.020 like when people click on a

00:27:06.120 there's a lot of clicks

00:27:06.900 or they just

00:27:07.440 pay me monthly

00:27:08.500 I mean

00:27:09.140 you could call them

00:27:10.260 I got

00:27:11.340 can I

00:27:11.740 because I would love

00:27:12.360 some extra income

00:27:13.080 sure

00:27:13.360 sure thing

00:27:14.280 hey I want to do this thing with you

00:27:16.060 yeah

00:27:16.340 just to spice it up a little bit

00:27:18.840 spice it up

00:27:19.540 we've never done this before

00:27:20.500 you can do the first one

00:27:21.540 it's 27 rapid fire questions 20 because i'm 27 that's uh perfect actually amazing so yeah for

00:27:27.720 sure that's why we chose that number um this is a lot of questions go it is no way it's gonna be

00:27:32.300 fast i'm gonna i'm gonna say go and here's here's the thing you're the first person to ever do this

00:27:35.880 i want to time you i want to time you so it's gonna i might answer them wrong no yes that's

00:27:40.800 fine there's no there's no wrong answer so i want to time you and i want to do like guys i want to

00:27:48.160 do a leaderboard thing

00:27:49.000 where we do this

00:27:49.600 27 rapid fire question thing

00:27:51.180 and like we'll

00:27:52.040 put our guests

00:27:53.280 on a leaderboard

00:27:54.040 behind a dispenser

00:27:55.020 which by the way

00:27:55.640 we switched their seats today

00:27:56.760 wondering how y'all

00:27:57.680 are feeling about that

00:27:58.580 leave the comments below

00:27:59.920 but

00:28:00.300 27

00:28:01.500 rapid fire questions

00:28:02.900 I'm watching that dog 0.99

00:28:03.640 your daughter 0.99

00:28:05.280 your daughter and my dog

00:28:06.160 are getting along

00:28:06.760 just dandy

00:28:07.180 push him away 1.00

00:28:08.740 push him away 0.97

00:28:09.440 he was humping the

00:28:10.340 stuffed animal earlier

00:28:11.320 so it's kind of

00:28:12.220 he's kind of a liability

00:28:13.180 so sorry about my dog

00:28:14.340 he's so cute

00:28:15.140 watch out for his tongue

00:28:15.740 it never makes it

00:28:16.600 fully in his mouth

00:28:17.380 oh he's coming back again

00:28:20.200 he really hops those little

00:28:21.280 look at him Andre 0.99

00:28:22.140 I think he thinks she's a 0.95

00:28:23.440 he thinks she's a meerkat 0.83

00:28:25.140 I think

00:28:25.420 this is no good

00:28:26.660 I'm so sorry to all our viewers

00:28:28.120 if you've never seen 0.99

00:28:28.900 dog hump things

00:28:30.040 oh man

00:28:31.100 apologies

00:28:32.020 he's turning into a liability 0.69

00:28:34.420 he is a liability

00:28:36.180 she's used to like

00:28:37.040 when we go to theaters

00:28:38.120 and we watch movies

00:28:39.060 and they have bad scenes

00:28:40.220 it's like

00:28:40.640 did you say theaters

00:28:42.120 I noticed you did say that

00:28:43.280 cinemas

00:28:44.320 what do the cool kids say

00:28:45.920 I don't care

00:28:46.420 theaters

00:28:46.780 movie theater

00:28:47.780 theater

00:28:48.260 none of us are cool

00:28:49.300 so we don't know

00:28:50.100 cinema

00:28:50.400 I like one word

00:28:51.200 theaters is dope though

00:28:52.480 yeah theaters

00:28:53.500 alright listen

00:28:54.000 27 rapid fire questions

00:28:55.240 okay

00:28:55.880 are you ready

00:28:56.580 I'm ready when you are

00:28:57.360 I'm gonna start the timer

00:28:57.920 and go

00:28:59.220 what's your favorite

00:28:59.880 milk substitute

00:29:00.540 coconut milk

00:29:02.020 do you eat popcorn

00:29:02.820 one pop at a time

00:29:03.500 or handfuls

00:29:04.320 handfuls

00:29:04.820 ketchup on the top

00:29:05.500 or side of your fries

00:29:06.320 ketchup on top

00:29:07.040 how old does Mike look

00:29:08.240 27

00:29:09.700 yeah

00:29:10.480 what is your Chipotle order

00:29:11.700 ooh

00:29:12.780 it's like a

00:29:13.840 I don't know what it's called

00:29:14.740 I haven't been to Chipotle

00:29:15.600 they don't have that

00:29:16.280 on the menu

00:29:16.620 When did you lose your V card? 0.99

00:29:18.880 Plug your ear, Sophia. 0.98

00:29:20.120 She knows.

00:29:21.380 15 with her father.

00:29:22.700 Oh, really?

00:29:23.120 Oh, nice.

00:29:23.740 Yes.

00:29:23.940 Barack Obama or Donald Trump?

00:29:25.240 Donald Trump.

00:29:26.200 What shape is the earth?

00:29:27.540 Round.

00:29:28.340 Drake or Kanye?

00:29:30.500 Neither.

00:29:31.860 Huge ant or small giraffe?

00:29:33.740 Small giraffe.

00:29:34.600 White or wheat bread?

00:29:35.740 White.

00:29:36.180 Logan or Jake Paul?

00:29:37.560 Logan. 1.00

00:29:38.060 Fuck yeah, baby. 1.00

00:29:38.660 The first thing you'd say to Kim Jong-un if you were to meet him. 1.00

00:29:42.280 Yep.

00:29:42.820 I don't know.

00:29:43.320 That counts?

00:29:43.640 Did you assume my gender?

00:29:46.620 no

00:29:47.480 okay great

00:29:48.280 did Spencer

00:29:48.820 should Spencer eat a banana

00:29:49.900 yes

00:29:50.720 Kendall or Kylie

00:29:51.620 neither

00:29:53.020 what was your SAT

00:29:54.020 slash ACT score

00:29:55.240 don't remember

00:29:56.660 would you have a grizzly bear

00:29:57.720 or a snow leopard

00:29:58.280 as your roommate

00:29:58.940 snow leopard

00:29:59.700 what's 20 minus 11

00:30:01.040 9

00:30:02.920 yeah I'm so glad

00:30:03.920 you got that right

00:30:04.360 how fast could you drive

00:30:05.200 a Formula 1 car

00:30:06.200 real fast

00:30:07.220 and I've done it

00:30:07.780 around the track

00:30:08.380 amazing

00:30:08.940 first activity

00:30:09.600 if you made it to Mars

00:30:10.600 eating

00:30:12.740 yep

00:30:13.280 okay what's your phone number

00:30:14.580 not gonna say that

00:30:16.280 out loud. Yeah, for sure. Dumb question.

00:30:18.140 Dead person you'd hook up with? 1.00

00:30:20.380 Oh, well, he's not dead yet.

00:30:22.440 Clint Eastwood? Clint Eastwood.

00:30:24.260 Oh my.

00:30:26.020 That's good, that's bad, and that's ugly.

00:30:28.340 How would you escape prison?

00:30:31.240 You can't escape it.

00:30:32.900 Just sometimes dig a hole.

00:30:35.980 Jump a dirt bike

00:30:36.800 or punch a hippo? Punch a hippo. 0.96

00:30:38.300 Lemon to the eye or pineapple to the dome? 0.93

00:30:40.780 Pineapple to the dome.

00:30:42.060 Fork or spork? Spork.

00:30:44.240 One minute and 45 seconds.

00:30:46.280 Was that too many questions?

00:30:47.740 Again, that was the first time we did that.

00:30:49.000 That was a lot.

00:30:49.360 Good job.

00:30:50.000 It felt good to me.

00:30:50.420 Good job.

00:30:51.520 How are you enjoying that banana, Spencer?

00:30:53.460 It's good, man.

00:30:54.300 Okay.

00:30:54.660 Thanks for telling me to eat it.

00:30:55.740 Yeah.

00:30:56.040 Yeah.

00:30:56.340 That was a good call.

00:30:57.560 So one minute and 45 seconds.

00:30:58.620 That was incredible.

00:30:59.500 So far, you are in first place here on Impossible.

00:31:01.940 Congrats.

00:31:02.420 27 rapid-fire questions.

00:31:03.900 Yeah.

00:31:04.400 Okay.

00:31:06.200 So I kind of asked you this.

00:31:07.740 Dating.

00:31:08.480 Do you have a type? 1.00

00:31:09.720 Are you into rappers, athletes, like YouTubers?

00:31:12.840 Like, what are you into?

00:31:13.760 I think I'm just into businessmen, really.

00:31:16.080 Yeah.

00:31:16.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:16.800 For sure.

00:31:18.160 Business.

00:31:19.440 Like what kind of business, man?

00:31:21.220 Like inventors of clothing brands or?

00:31:23.140 Branded partnership people.

00:31:24.520 Like that kind of stuff.

00:31:25.620 I don't know.

00:31:26.960 They can just any business.

00:31:29.060 They normally have a couple different businesses.

00:31:31.220 Is that what you look for in a man?

00:31:33.240 In someone who's like bossed up, doing their thing?

00:31:35.420 I just need brains when I'm talking to someone.

00:31:38.300 And someone who's kind of done more in business than I have.

00:31:41.020 So it's good.

00:31:41.760 Yeah.

00:31:42.220 I got a 1260 on my SAT.

00:31:43.900 How do you balance work?

00:31:46.280 like life

00:31:47.700 though

00:31:48.360 you don't want to

00:31:49.000 overwork right

00:31:49.760 I don't mind it

00:31:51.520 I would rather

00:31:52.640 stay busy

00:31:53.460 stay out of trouble

00:31:54.200 speaking of trouble though

00:31:56.700 trouble

00:31:57.080 will find me

00:31:57.980 does drama

00:31:58.860 or controversy

00:31:59.780 controversy

00:32:00.680 help fuel

00:32:01.580 your career

00:32:02.540 it's good for angles

00:32:04.080 it's good for making money

00:32:05.320 right

00:32:05.600 yeah

00:32:06.020 yeah

00:32:07.060 but sometimes

00:32:07.680 it gets a little too real

00:32:08.580 like

00:32:08.860 too real

00:32:10.660 I could never be real enough

00:32:12.300 because people think I'm fake

00:32:13.560 oh

00:32:14.660 see that's a little

00:32:16.340 that's interesting

00:32:17.140 it is interesting

00:32:18.220 so I just try to be real real

00:32:19.460 is that hair real

00:32:20.280 no it's really fake

00:32:22.180 it's a wig 0.99

00:32:22.700 god damn it 0.99

00:32:23.780 it's really fake 0.99

00:32:24.400 he's a wig 0.72

00:32:25.180 no but it's dope 0.53

00:32:26.120 yeah it's really good

00:32:27.360 you did a great job

00:32:28.220 again I'm so glad

00:32:29.360 you wore the pink hair

00:32:29.980 I feel like I should do that

00:32:31.160 for an episode

00:32:31.680 yes

00:32:32.140 I think so

00:32:32.720 if I were to dye my hair

00:32:33.820 pink is

00:32:34.920 yeah David has his pink too

00:32:36.500 so you should have

00:32:37.420 really

00:32:37.600 it looks really good on boys

00:32:38.880 do you

00:32:39.660 consume content

00:32:41.200 YouTube TV

00:32:42.120 anything

00:32:42.700 consume it

00:32:43.380 yeah do you watch it

00:32:44.140 I think Sophia watches it. 1.00

00:32:47.280 She's pointing at you.

00:32:48.120 Sophia goes, 0.91

00:32:48.920 Sophia goes,

00:32:49.760 No, you.

00:32:51.080 Who do you watch, Sophia?

00:32:53.240 Do you watch your mom on TV?

00:32:55.220 Do you watch Jojo Siwa?

00:32:56.380 No, she doesn't.

00:32:57.240 She watches,

00:32:58.200 what's her name,

00:32:58.780 Berenger?

00:32:59.460 Or what is her name?

00:33:00.600 She just had a baby.

00:33:01.520 Ryan's Toy Time?

00:33:02.900 No, she just had a baby.

00:33:04.240 Oh, Colleen Bellinger. 0.70

00:33:06.240 Miranda Sings.

00:33:07.220 Hey, by the way, 0.90

00:33:07.820 congrats.

00:33:08.040 She says yes.

00:33:08.680 Congrats.

00:33:09.040 That's amazing.

00:33:09.860 Baby news.

00:33:10.700 I'm very jealous. 1.00

00:33:11.920 Sophia loves her

00:33:12.960 and loves the baby too

00:33:14.260 so whatever name

00:33:15.260 you guys found

00:33:15.860 but I know

00:33:16.640 because of Sophia

00:33:17.280 I want to have

00:33:18.200 a child babysitting 1.00

00:33:19.640 Farrah would you let

00:33:20.320 Logan babysit

00:33:21.040 for a week or so

00:33:22.280 Sophia is easy

00:33:23.020 to babysit 0.99

00:33:23.700 yeah so

00:33:24.540 she's saying yes

00:33:26.660 I don't know

00:33:27.100 if you'll make it out

00:33:28.060 but she'll have fun

00:33:28.780 can we do it 0.80

00:33:29.280 one day for a vlog

00:33:31.460 yeah

00:33:32.460 one day

00:33:33.280 she looks so excited

00:33:34.900 she looks way more

00:33:35.960 excited than I do

00:33:36.600 she looks like a meerkat

00:33:37.460 she's doing a little 0.97

00:33:38.000 meerkat thing 1.00

00:33:38.500 if she has to go 0.95

00:33:39.160 to the hospital

00:33:39.620 you have to take her

00:33:40.480 so I have a

00:33:42.320 i have a question i have a question i'm curious allergies how with having having a child i'm sure

00:33:48.380 you get this a lot but i haven't heard an answer uh having a child and you're you being so prevalent

00:33:54.260 on the internet if you know what i mean how do you how do you handle that i i mean we've talked

00:33:59.360 about it and it's handled yeah you just let her know you're just i mean it's part of my it's part

00:34:03.900 of my life like who says that none of you guys have had sex tapes or you know we all have one

00:34:09.660 hold on a second we don't have kids that's why we're asking not oh you should never um but i

00:34:15.340 think that's just part of like birds bees conversations and your actions when you get

00:34:19.580 older were you always open um about your sexuality as much as you are now i think from being on teen

00:34:26.660 mom 16 and pregnant i was open with my sexuality and then you got to learn to reel it in a bit

00:34:32.580 question the sex tape yeah was that a decision was that planned

00:34:39.420 did you say i'm gonna make a sex tape i'm gonna i'm gonna leak it i think some of the people

00:34:45.300 involved had how many people were involved i think the one that i was involved with had

00:34:54.080 their own outlook or whatever they were trying motives and it was hurtful but that's that's

00:35:00.600 normal you date hurtful people and you learn from it well also i i think in a way that some people

00:35:07.700 are really jaded from the adult entertainment industry so they may never have normal relationships

00:35:12.960 what would it what would it what's the cost to get you to do another what's the cost are you

00:35:17.680 gonna be my agent give me a dollar sign like i got the contact i don't know if i'd ever i would

00:35:22.480 that's two mil two mil that's so funny as if that doesn't happen every day to me

00:35:27.340 No, I would never.

00:35:28.660 No.

00:35:28.960 Really?

00:35:29.640 Well, because you did more than one.

00:35:31.200 Oh, really?

00:35:31.660 I did?

00:35:32.200 That's what everyone thinks.

00:35:34.440 And so does Logan, because he must be watching them.

00:35:36.800 I'm going to tell your mom.

00:35:37.980 Oh, I told my mom.

00:35:40.700 I think he showed.

00:35:44.680 Your mom's like, I'm going to use that move tonight. 0.90

00:35:46.880 My mom showed me your sex date. 0.98

00:35:50.760 Yo, imagine another little Logan. 0.91

00:35:52.140 Look, your mom has seen way more.

00:35:53.740 Your mom's probably seen way more than that.

00:35:55.780 I can guarantee you she has not. 0.86

00:35:57.960 She is a nice Ohio Midwest. 0.98

00:35:59.960 She is a saint. 0.58

00:36:01.240 Yeah, but you did show her some Riley stuff the other day

00:36:03.200 that was a little bit more graphic than Ferris.

00:36:05.820 So if you were to go back and redo, you wouldn't do it?

00:36:09.800 I'm not going to redo anything.

00:36:11.680 Respect.

00:36:12.520 Okay.

00:36:13.500 It's good where it's at.

00:36:14.700 I learned a lot from it.

00:36:15.840 What did you learn?

00:36:17.000 So much.

00:36:17.920 What did you learn that you can tell me? 0.84

00:36:19.100 So I don't have to drop a sex tape. 0.68

00:36:21.180 Or maybe I do.

00:36:22.520 Can you imagine?

00:36:23.580 Wait, you said you learned a lot in the bedroom from your husband?

00:36:26.400 Well, I'm going to just give a recommendation. 0.99

00:36:28.840 Don't do it with anyone who's like a porn star because then you're a porn star. 0.99

00:36:33.420 Wait, are you a porn star? 1.00

00:36:35.000 It's so funny. 0.99

00:36:36.060 It's like if you have S-E-X with someone, then that means you are that.

00:36:40.560 I mean, I guess in Nicki Minaj's case, she's like, you know, with sex offenders and stuff.

00:36:45.200 So maybe she's like a sex offender now. 0.98

00:36:47.260 Is Kim a porn star? 0.99

00:36:48.900 I don't know. 0.99

00:36:49.680 Is she?

00:36:50.520 Wait.

00:36:51.380 Is Paris?

00:36:52.340 Is she?

00:36:53.280 I saw this Nicki thing.

00:36:55.420 Yeah, the Nicki thing is actually sad to me.

00:36:58.100 I think she's like stuck in whatever she was,

00:37:00.220 abused as, as a kid and like reliving it.

00:37:03.800 In a weird way.

00:37:05.280 I don't even know what to say about this.

00:37:08.440 If you guys...

00:37:09.400 Don't say anything then.

00:37:11.040 Yeah, but okay.

00:37:12.480 You're right, you're right.

00:37:13.540 I don't want to...

00:37:14.380 But it's impulsive.

00:37:15.660 It is impulsive.

00:37:16.500 Okay.

00:37:16.900 I don't know what's going on.

00:37:17.800 I didn't read enough about it.

00:37:19.320 I don't either.

00:37:20.180 Like Perez Hilton was like,

00:37:21.420 Nukie Minaj's career is over 1.00

00:37:23.580 because of everyone who she's dating.

00:37:25.200 So I just feel like 0.89

00:37:26.640 she's been hanging out with some crazies. 0.74

00:37:28.300 No, but aren't they like 0.99

00:37:30.520 registered sex offenders?

00:37:32.300 Registered.

00:37:33.500 I'm not.

00:37:34.420 I can't. 0.95

00:37:35.600 That's a fuckaboo 0.96

00:37:36.760 that would pop up on my radar. 0.86

00:37:38.400 But it was also,

00:37:39.120 it was like he was 16

00:37:40.680 and the girl was 16.

00:37:42.300 Like it was something like,

00:37:43.180 or he was 15,

00:37:44.020 she was 16.

00:37:44.460 But when you're a registered sex offender,

00:37:45.800 that's like a big step.

00:37:47.300 Yeah.

00:37:47.580 That's a hard one to have an excuse for too.

00:37:50.040 Well, also, I mean, 0.87

00:37:50.960 but this is what i'm saying i don't want to comment without like like while being ignorant

00:37:54.400 because i don't know too much about it you seem to have a stronger opinion i mean what if what if 0.94

00:37:58.140 i came in here and i said yeah logan paul my boyfriend is blah blah blah and he's a sex

00:38:02.600 offender would you be like oh my god she has a kid and she's dating a sex offender yeah but that

00:38:06.300 but it was like debunked though like he he was 15 and the girl was 16 like it was just one of

00:38:10.760 those situations where it was a year so it was okay so that i'm not saying it was okay but like

00:38:16.280 must be okay too oh he was younger than her like i'm just i'm just going with what nikki's been

00:38:22.220 saying like he was younger than her it was a situation where it was like a small age difference

00:38:26.740 of one year and this is always a taboo subject when it comes to dating when you're 15 and 16

00:38:33.080 years old like oh i was i was 16 i mean i dated one person older and there was never any confusions

00:38:39.800 like a sex offender

00:38:41.680 is a sex offender

00:38:42.460 well you were

00:38:43.180 but you were 15 yeah

00:38:44.560 yep

00:38:45.240 so

00:38:45.920 couldn't that have been

00:38:47.080 a situation

00:38:47.660 and it wasn't though

00:38:48.940 is it a state by state thing

00:38:50.420 so 1.00

00:38:50.880 some woman 0.97

00:38:51.740 and parents 0.82

00:38:52.760 must have been really upset

00:38:53.900 with a human being

00:38:55.480 and it crossed

00:38:56.560 a severe line

00:38:57.320 that makes sense

00:38:58.900 yeah

00:38:59.120 that makes sense

00:39:00.060 I still love you Nikki

00:39:01.680 it is so hot

00:39:03.040 in this room right now

00:39:03.940 really

00:39:04.200 I knew it was gonna get spicy

00:39:05.360 I'm extra cold 1.00

00:39:06.040 oh shit 0.99

00:39:06.940 alright 1.00

00:39:07.500 this is nothing

00:39:08.180 she's like 0.99

00:39:09.280 She's got icy blood.

00:39:12.260 Here's the thing about me, Farrah.

00:39:13.700 I don't know if you know this, but

00:39:14.700 typically I'm a laid-back,

00:39:17.440 squeaky clean brand. He's a lover.

00:39:19.360 I don't really make any mistakes.

00:39:21.260 Well, then why are you guys cussing?

00:39:23.900 What do you mean? 0.99

00:39:24.680 We're not fucking cussing. 1.00

00:39:25.660 I never fuck. 0.99

00:39:31.260 I'm happy we talked about real life 0.97

00:39:32.740 today. Real life stuff.

00:39:34.860 Me too. That we're living in. It's on our

00:39:36.780 news. It is on our news. True. There's a lot

00:39:38.680 of things in the news right now kevin hart stepping down from the oscars thoughts i think

00:39:41.700 you did the right thing that's kind of sad though because he's great at hosting awards i mean i've

00:39:46.980 been to a couple he's great he's great he's the best and i really don't think that defines him i

00:39:51.680 think if anyone says something that offends someone i think it's a learning experience

00:39:56.380 and they grow from it and there's they can be a great person do you think everything is offensive

00:40:00.300 in this day and age no because i don't get offended easily you don't you don't just offended

00:40:05.720 don't like people who get offended but everybody does and i'm pissed yeah that yeah i could

00:40:12.880 probably annoy people pretty great who is the veteran that pete davidson uh made a joke about

00:40:19.640 his eye his missing eye that he lost in in combat does anyone know wouldn't better dan

00:40:24.700 crenshaw i just look it up dan crenshaw want to laugh about it that day um so pete davidson

00:40:29.360 made a joke about dan crenshaw missing an eye which he lost in war he's a veteran my dad is

00:40:35.540 yep yep yep um and dan crenshaw his response i thought was incredible he said he has he tries

00:40:41.800 to live by two rules one is he tries very hard not to offend people and two he tries even harder

00:40:48.420 to not be offended which i think is especially in today's day and age like he's just balanced

00:40:55.480 um yes and no but then he made it a point to i mean he was offended i mean yeah that's what

00:41:01.220 that's someone who is offended they would make that comment because they are offended

00:41:04.740 but they want to feel for their ego like they're better than whoever made a comment towards them

00:41:09.900 it's true it's just like i can imagine i'm sad that someone brought that up i'm sad that he has

00:41:15.780 an injury but also like with many things you kind of have to laugh at it and stop being

00:41:20.520 like bothered by something like if everyone said to me every time and i was offended oh you're a 0.77

00:41:25.680 porn star because i saw you have a celebrity sex tape i couldn't be offended by that anymore so 0.66

00:41:30.660 was just like okay like i don't care anymore and do you see it do you see it but if it's your eye 0.95

00:41:35.220 like you know i've had plastic surgery and i know things bother us on our faces but i understand

00:41:39.960 from all points of view do you think there's a line drawn when it comes to military injuries

00:41:44.060 like people that went to battle for this i don't know though i joke around with my father i joke

00:41:48.540 around with many of my military guy friends and they always joke around with me like you know

00:41:53.620 they'll use like their legs hurt or whatever like they make jokes out of it and they live their best

00:41:58.860 lives and they enjoy their time with their family friends and i think it's just a boundary do you

00:42:03.880 think there's a difference between them making a joke about it and someone else making a joke about

00:42:07.120 it i don't know when i start making jokes they laugh too i don't know it's up to the situation

00:42:12.440 truth this one not so funny yep i feel you okay so all right who's your who's your click do you

00:42:19.080 have friends who do you roll with i'd like to say i have no friends what why i take pride in that

00:42:23.580 Why do you like to say that?

00:42:25.060 Because I am my own person.

00:42:27.580 I don't need a click.

00:42:28.620 I don't need a group.

00:42:29.980 And I travel and I meet new people.

00:42:32.160 And I mean, I've had the most best year in meeting people this year,

00:42:36.220 being like that, being open, being first.

00:42:37.800 Hi, I'm Logan Paul.

00:42:39.300 Nice to meet you.

00:42:40.440 Thank you for coming on the set of Impulse.

00:42:41.560 We're not done.

00:42:42.000 We're not done just yet.

00:42:42.800 But okay, so I asked, I know you did a sketch with my friend King Batch.

00:42:48.080 Oh, yes.

00:42:49.040 He's so sweet, isn't he?

00:42:50.260 Yo, he is the best.

00:42:52.020 How did you guys meet?

00:42:53.200 how'd that happen um the first time we met was actually at soho house here with our producer

00:42:58.400 friend mutual friend i don't know if you guys know dougie cash but shout out shout out cobra

00:43:03.040 kai series shout out um but yeah that's how we met and then we just i don't know mutual agents

00:43:09.600 he convinced you to be in a sketch mutual agents mutual friends and then yeah one of my agents and

00:43:14.520 them got in touch and then i just showed up at his house i got you that's cool no it was a funny

00:43:18.960 video but um okay do you have do you have like a one-year plan like do you plan on doing more

00:43:25.360 instagram sketches do you plan on doing more reality tv i feel like i should do more instagram

00:43:29.880 sketches really yeah okay it does take editing time doesn't it you don't have an editor um i

00:43:35.940 want to do it myself who is your team like i see some of my friends do and they do a really great

00:43:40.740 job yeah um my team of editors no i just like besides joy your pr person like do you have a

00:43:46.980 squad of people protecting you say everyone's name no no but you have a team my lawyer just

00:43:50.800 got fired so why did you fire him bye no i'm pretty bad bye that i've had people work with

00:43:58.080 me for like sometimes eight nine ten years and then this year everyone got a little extra crazy

00:44:02.640 so it must be like i'm going to a new level and only good people get to come fair did they get

00:44:07.180 crazy or did you get crazy when you don't protect me yeah i gotta like i'm a gemini like you gotta 0.96

00:44:13.900 i have trust are you crazy super crazy super crazy dude that's why the question that really 0.99

00:44:20.480 popped out to me was the lemon to the eye or the pineapple to the dome you weren't phased at all 0.99

00:44:24.400 about a pineapple coming to your dome i mean everyone stayed in soccer watch out wait really

00:44:29.080 yeah you're an athlete i'm an athlete track soccer whatever oh yeah that's why you box

00:44:33.540 would you ever consider sparring me yeah i'll spar i mean i sparred with the guys at my gym i feel 0.84

00:44:38.460 like you're gonna fuck me up that's why i ask if you're crazy because i could i mean i'm not crazy 0.81

00:44:43.080 I don't want to hurt anyone. 1.00

00:44:43.940 I know you're type C. 0.99

00:44:45.100 And I don't want to get hurt. 0.98

00:44:46.640 Hey, KSI, you're going to fight Farrah next.

00:44:49.940 It's going to be. 1.00

00:44:50.640 And you're going to get your ass beat. 0.99

00:44:51.860 You should be on the undercard. 0.99

00:44:54.160 Whoever you were going to fight before.

00:44:55.760 Yeah, would you be down to fight if it was like organized properly and safe?

00:45:00.360 Like real?

00:45:01.080 Like legit boxing that I go to?

00:45:03.400 Yeah.

00:45:03.920 You'd be down?

00:45:04.760 Yes.

00:45:05.540 We could.

00:45:05.980 Yeah.

00:45:06.480 Manager Jeff, did you hear that?

00:45:07.940 Wow.

00:45:08.680 Where's the legit boxing match going to be?

00:45:10.940 Oh, yeah.

00:45:11.800 We'll make it happen.

00:45:12.380 got that right here welcome to youtube where we make anything happen yo so when is that boxing

00:45:20.720 match i don't know they like look i don't even have a contract yet no i mean we're one thing at

00:45:27.200 a time well here's one one nail off and one weave off at a time all right well i fought i fought the

00:45:32.580 kid once farah i fought it like a 17 000 people arena like millions of people watched online wow

00:45:37.820 some people

00:45:38.520 but it was

00:45:38.900 okay so who won

00:45:39.980 cause I didn't get to catch it

00:45:41.200 I'm sad

00:45:42.460 did you win

00:45:45.480 kinda

00:45:46.340 yeah yeah basically

00:45:47.320 I didn't win much

00:45:48.280 was it like

00:45:48.320 what was that other boxing match

00:45:49.620 where it was like

00:45:50.120 called a tie

00:45:50.820 that was the same thing

00:45:52.000 I didn't win

00:45:52.580 I didn't lose

00:45:53.660 good

00:45:54.700 it was a tie

00:45:55.660 good

00:45:56.320 it was a tie

00:45:57.940 good sport

00:45:58.520 good sport

00:45:59.400 yeah but I just feel like

00:46:00.600 good sports

00:46:01.700 nice for sports

00:46:03.260 sports

00:46:03.620 I like sports where they play with the ball

00:46:05.260 so what's up

00:46:06.080 do you guys do like

00:46:06.900 the e-gaming 0.99

00:46:07.720 the e-gamer team we we want to venture into it the problem is we fucking suck at video games 0.97

00:46:14.440 i'm all right at fortnight i'm all right you've been balling out lately you've been you've been 0.97

00:46:19.560 putting in some work every night man i grew up with my cousins just playing video games like

00:46:24.120 we don't even sleep what's your favorite video game of all time right now well hold on mario

00:46:29.940 kart wait you play you play halo was my favorite game of all time so far yeah you play video games

00:46:35.460 I have like

00:46:36.240 Yeah we have a whole

00:46:37.160 Set up at the house

00:46:38.200 Do you want to see

00:46:38.920 Our set up after this

00:46:39.920 Sure

00:46:40.380 I'll give you a little

00:46:40.880 Now they play games

00:46:42.200 While we

00:46:43.860 That

00:46:44.220 Don't

00:46:46.020 Don't roast me 1.00

00:46:46.580 On my fucking podcast 1.00

00:46:47.300 No you can roast me 1.00

00:46:49.220 As much as you want

00:46:49.800 It's dope

00:46:50.140 Everyone else is doing it

00:46:50.820 This year

00:46:51.120 I'm all about it

00:46:53.160 No

00:46:53.500 Twitch

00:46:54.080 Okay

00:46:54.800 So I

00:46:55.680 Watch out

00:46:56.960 I tried

00:46:57.340 I did

00:46:57.960 Or YouTube Gaming

00:46:58.640 Since you're YouTube

00:46:59.360 We're on YouTube Gaming

00:47:00.260 Truth

00:47:00.700 That's the best app ever right

00:47:02.080 Do you play Fortnite

00:47:03.060 Yep

00:47:03.620 We have that

00:47:04.440 Can I

00:47:04.740 Can we play

00:47:05.320 Can we run duos?

00:47:06.420 Yeah.

00:47:07.120 That's going to be amazing.

00:47:08.480 Because I'm actually good at Fortnite.

00:47:09.860 Okay.

00:47:10.200 Because I've been like playing.

00:47:11.480 I tried Twitch for a bit.

00:47:12.800 And then I just…

00:47:13.800 I don't know. 1.00

00:47:14.720 I kind of was like, damn, I'm going to go do real life shit. 1.00

00:47:17.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:17.240 And then like the Call of Duty 2019 that just came out.

00:47:21.400 That's scary.

00:47:22.460 But I like it.

00:47:23.340 Does she play with you?

00:47:24.160 Does Sophia play?

00:47:25.260 No. 0.94

00:47:25.760 She doesn't like that one.

00:47:26.900 She likes Roblox. 0.52

00:47:28.020 Shout out to all the kiddos.

00:47:29.900 Yeah.

00:47:30.180 That's a big one, huh?

00:47:31.320 Yeah.

00:47:31.660 Non-stop.

00:47:32.420 Okay.

00:47:32.660 All right.

00:47:32.880 So we're going to play Fortnite.

00:47:35.120 we're going to run duos

00:47:35.960 don't think I can

00:47:37.540 I don't know if I'm

00:47:38.620 allowed to say this

00:47:39.300 am I allowed to say this

00:47:40.160 it may not win

00:47:41.060 oh well

00:47:41.520 about Twitch

00:47:41.920 yeah

00:47:42.280 yeah we ain't going to

00:47:43.560 play on Twitch

00:47:44.040 no we're not

00:47:45.420 nah

00:47:45.720 YouTube gaming

00:47:46.900 what happened

00:47:47.440 I don't need to know

00:47:48.380 nah you don't need to know

00:47:49.020 we'll talk about it

00:47:49.560 YouTube gaming

00:47:50.200 we'll catch you there

00:47:51.120 yeah

00:47:51.460 that we will

00:47:52.380 is there anything else

00:47:53.400 you want to plug

00:47:53.900 say do

00:47:54.780 before we sign off today

00:47:57.100 do you

00:47:58.040 happy 2019

00:47:58.840 get ready

00:47:59.460 these are facts

00:48:00.380 gang gang gang skirt

00:48:01.580 yo thank you guys

00:48:02.440 for listening

00:48:03.000 thank you Farrah Abraham

00:48:04.080 thanks for having me

00:48:04.960 we love you

00:48:06.320 that we do

00:48:08.020 if you guys are not subscribed

00:48:09.340 you know what I'm going to say

00:48:10.060 make sure to do so

00:48:10.900 wherever you listen to podcasts

00:48:12.480 iTunes

00:48:13.160 Spotify

00:48:13.840 YouTube

00:48:14.840 Sophia do you want to come

00:48:16.100 come say goodbye

00:48:16.820 sweetheart

00:48:17.700 meerkat

00:48:18.720 wave goodbye Sophia 0.71

00:48:20.660 is she always a meerkat 1.00

00:48:21.820 oh she dabbed

00:48:22.520 she dabbed

00:48:23.380 that's it

00:48:23.820 truly incredible

00:48:24.780 a dabbing meerkat

00:48:25.860 this child

00:48:26.500 baby human

00:48:27.460 might be

00:48:28.380 the goat

00:48:29.460 bye guys

00:48:30.300 bye

00:48:30.780 we love you

00:48:31.600 peace

00:48:32.280 Farrah don't move

00:48:33.900 Oh, these things are on my head.

00:48:36.140 Okay, good.

00:48:37.300 We do an audio version only.

00:48:39.160 Oh, audio version only.

00:48:40.420 Can I ask her some questions?

00:48:42.120 Sure, Sophia.

00:48:43.040 You can talk. 0.72

00:48:43.440 Mike just left, so hop on over here. 0.97

00:48:45.920 Do a little microphone right there. 0.97

00:48:48.260 Yeah, come on over.

00:48:48.760 You can put your headphones on.

00:48:49.880 We're going to ask Sophia, the human baby child, Sophia.

00:48:53.300 Except she's not even a baby.

00:48:54.360 She's your age.

00:48:55.400 Human baby child, meerkat. 0.56

00:48:56.720 You guys are like, human baby child.

00:48:58.820 Sophia.

00:48:59.540 Do you guys have younger siblings or no?

00:49:01.560 I do.

00:49:02.600 He's sort of Sophia's age.

00:49:03.900 Nah, he's 22.

00:49:05.900 He's 22.

00:49:07.900 Nah, he's 21.

00:49:08.900 She's 21, yeah?

00:49:10.900 Okay, I have a question for you.

00:49:13.900 What's your favorite animal?

00:49:15.900 Wait, she's doing ASMR.

00:49:17.900 No, she's doing ASMR. She's scratching the microphone. 0.57

00:49:19.900 This is amazing. 0.96

00:49:21.900 Sophia likes the microphones.

00:49:23.900 Does she speak English?

00:49:25.900 Do you speak English?

00:49:27.900 French or Spanish today, babe?

00:49:29.900 Don't look at me like that. You haven't said a single word, Sophia.

00:49:31.900 What does it mean?

00:49:36.940 Sophia, do you have a favorite animal?

00:49:40.360 What's your favorite animal?

00:49:41.320 She's just petting them like a dog.

00:49:43.700 Is that what you're doing right now with your hands up? 0.98

00:49:46.000 I thought this was bunny.

00:49:48.020 No.

00:49:48.840 I got you.

00:49:49.380 Do you have a favorite color?

00:49:50.500 Mom's wrong.

00:49:51.400 Purple.

00:49:52.300 Why?

00:49:52.660 Why is purple your favorite color?

00:49:55.220 Some bunny.

00:49:56.780 I love that.

00:49:58.080 Barney's dope.

00:49:58.640 This is so intriguing.

00:50:00.200 It's interesting for me to have a conversation with a nine-year-old.

00:50:04.100 I'm doing my best.

00:50:04.880 Should, Sophia, should Logan have a child?

00:50:10.480 Probably not yet.

00:50:11.540 Let's not have more.

00:50:12.420 Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa.

00:50:13.400 I asked Sophia.

00:50:14.520 Sophia?

00:50:17.360 Sure.

00:50:18.000 Oh!

00:50:20.200 Yo, I might have to do it.

00:50:22.560 You got to do it.

00:50:23.440 I'm going to have to do it.

00:50:23.980 Just do it.

00:50:24.740 Knock it off the list.

00:50:25.820 I'm so, I just want a kid.

00:50:27.360 By the way, Mike, Sophia, as you noticed,

00:50:29.240 do you have any

00:50:32.940 advice for Logan

00:50:35.040 if he's going to have a child

00:50:36.160 oh am I allowed to talk now

00:50:39.520 Sarah, Sophia

00:50:40.640 I don't know 0.77

00:50:43.560 just don't have babies to have babies 0.99

00:50:45.440 oh shit see that's exactly 1.00

00:50:47.340 why I do it 1.00

00:50:48.360 do you think that you have to find the right

00:50:51.340 partner before you have a baby because he's missing that

00:50:53.340 step I mean what's the right

00:50:55.200 partner I think you just gotta 0.97

00:50:56.460 have your life together she's just gotta be fertile 0.96

00:50:58.780 So that's honestly all I need. 0.98

00:51:00.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:01.140 Yeah, really anyone's, yeah, it's fine.

00:51:02.900 That's why we have divorce, you know.

00:51:05.280 Man, I love that.

00:51:06.100 Split parents, kids, sad.

00:51:08.120 I have a question for you, Sophia.

00:51:09.560 Are you ever not posed like a meerkat?

00:51:13.920 So I like the meerkat.

00:51:15.220 If we're calling a meerkat today, I like it.

00:51:17.420 Do you wake up like that?

00:51:19.240 Mike, does she remind you at all of Alyssa Violet?

00:51:22.360 When she makes that face? 0.96

00:51:23.640 Literally, yes. 0.98

00:51:24.800 A hundred percent.

00:51:25.600 Literally, I don't know.

00:51:26.700 Oh, wow.

00:51:27.800 You're right, right?

00:51:28.780 I'm going to look her up.

00:51:30.180 Do you know who this is, Sophia?

00:51:31.040 Alyssa Violet?

00:51:32.580 Wait, is that why you do that?

00:51:33.860 You're at the awards thingy, remember?

00:51:36.620 Oh my god.

00:51:37.240 Is that why you make that face?

00:51:38.300 Is that who you look up to?

00:51:39.020 Let me… 0.99

00:51:39.900 Well, she's probably great. 0.84

00:51:41.000 Let me just see her. 0.98

00:51:41.840 Here.

00:51:43.280 This is her. 1.00

00:51:43.940 You could probably find her making that face, too.

00:51:46.140 I'm trying very hard.

00:51:48.120 She does it on her IG.

00:51:51.340 Yeah, she's actually really nice. 0.98

00:51:52.800 She's sweet. 0.93

00:51:53.580 Look right here.

00:51:54.760 Alyssa's the best.

00:51:56.100 Look. 1.00

00:51:56.480 That could be her.

00:51:57.580 They're identical. 1.00

00:51:58.780 Sophia has the best faces.

00:52:02.540 Hey Sophia, are you dating boys yet?

00:52:04.420 Or are boys off limits?

00:52:05.720 Yeah.

00:52:06.220 How come?

00:52:06.800 Not into them? 1.00

00:52:07.500 They suck, huh? 0.99

00:52:08.480 Well, I used to have one. 1.00

00:52:12.540 Who was it?

00:52:13.780 Spill the beans.

00:52:14.460 Spill the tea.

00:52:15.340 His name is Tristan.

00:52:16.940 Oh dang. 1.00

00:52:18.280 Shout out to Tristan. 0.87

00:52:19.620 Oh boy.

00:52:20.300 What did he do?

00:52:21.180 Because you said you used to.

00:52:23.120 Well, he just faded off.

00:52:24.880 Oh, he fell off.

00:52:26.240 You outgrew him.

00:52:26.960 You outgrew him.

00:52:27.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:28.500 He fell the fuck off. 0.88

00:52:30.580 You know, they were like playing games together and I don't know what happened. 0.99

00:52:34.340 It's always so silly. 0.90

00:52:35.840 He just… 0.91

00:52:36.480 He couldn't handle the clout.

00:52:37.220 He couldn't handle the clout.

00:52:39.860 Did you approve of Tristan?

00:52:41.460 Like, do you have to approve of her boys?

00:52:43.860 I wasn't.

00:52:45.040 But we kept, you know, like for how many years has it been?

00:52:48.380 Six years?

00:52:49.160 Seven years?

00:52:49.760 This boy has been hanging out.

00:52:51.440 Are you going to let her start dating at like a certain age?

00:52:54.620 No.

00:52:55.240 Why?

00:52:55.900 I mean, when you're 18, you can do whatever you wish.

00:52:58.860 What about when she's like 15, 16?

00:53:01.140 Look, I'm not going to have her miss out on all the fun stuff like homecoming, proms, everything I did.

00:53:06.000 But I mean, I'm just saying dating is different in a sense of like we have our Tinders, we have our whatevers.

00:53:13.540 And I think a lot of people just don't know how to have relationships. 0.99

00:53:16.600 And I don't think Sophia deserves to have her time wasted with a mess.

00:53:21.860 Hey, that's true, Sophia.

00:53:23.420 Farrah, are you on Tinder?

00:53:25.240 Me?

00:53:25.900 No.

00:53:26.480 Are you on Raya?

00:53:28.420 I'm still, this is sad.

00:53:30.240 I'm still waiting.

00:53:31.740 Wow, they did that to us too.

00:53:33.440 Well, they-

00:53:33.780 No, they didn't.

00:53:34.280 They approved.

00:53:34.740 I got a pass.

00:53:36.020 I got a pass.

00:53:36.940 Right?

00:53:37.380 Wasn't that what it is?

00:53:37.880 And then it's like,

00:53:39.120 they've had me on hold for like two months.

00:53:41.180 I'm like, why did you give me a pass then?

00:53:43.440 Do you want to know a funny story?

00:53:44.540 I think it's like crazy.

00:53:46.800 What?

00:53:47.200 That you're-

00:53:47.700 It's like, why do you tease to date?

00:53:49.800 Yeah.

00:53:50.280 And then don't do it.

00:53:51.620 So as far as I'm concerned,

00:53:52.920 I don't need to date.

00:53:54.240 from dating apps or in general okay so did you guys try this new dating app called inner circle

00:54:00.140 it's supposed to be like for career-minded people and i have to say like the doctors weren't smart

00:54:06.420 enough like they want to tell me how to have a relationship i'm like okay what's more important

00:54:12.120 brains or humor i'm sorry nothing's more important you have to have it all otherwise i'm not so 0.95

00:54:17.640 everything yeah wow total package fuck yeah total that's 360 why settle why why do people settle 0.97

00:54:24.540 and like be in sucky relationships real real question here how as a parent for all the parents 0.99

00:54:31.300 out there that you've gone through some stuff that you would maybe undo or do different you know

00:54:36.900 how do you how do you deliver that to your child and raise them to be a better version of yourself

00:54:44.980 I mean, I like to, well, we've been watching ourselves back over the years.

00:54:48.660 And I think we always learn from watching ourselves or talking about things.

00:54:52.040 So looking back, chatting about it, learning from it and not shaming yourself

00:54:57.060 or creating negativity in yourself is a good way to move forward.

00:55:01.520 I like that.

00:55:02.680 On that note, that is the end of the audio Q&A.

00:55:06.140 With the faces.

00:55:07.360 With the faces.

00:55:09.660 Yo, thank you guys for listening.

00:55:11.320 As always, subscribe.

00:55:12.280 I'll say it a million freaking times if I need to.

00:55:15.140 We will see you next time for Abraham.

00:55:17.280 Abraham, thank you again.

00:55:18.320 See ya.

00:55:18.880 Bye.

00:55:19.120 Bye.

00:55:19.180 Bye.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 21, 2018

FARRAH ABRAHAM ON SEX TAPE, TEEN MOM & JAIL - IMPAULSIVE EP. 17

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