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00:02:12.260 I'm a new dad. Maybe I should.

00:02:13.700 Show her to the world, bro.

00:02:14.240 Here's our baby.

00:02:16.260 Who is Dan DT?

00:02:17.580 I want to be careful with my answer

00:02:19.420 because I believe it could offend some Dan TBM fans.

00:02:22.340 We've made a better for you option.

00:02:23.780 Well, and it would have been fine if it was launched by normal people, 0.98

00:02:26.400 but you guys are terrible people.

00:02:27.800 nobody gets tired in 60 seconds 0.72

00:02:30.220 the reason he got tired is because he was put in a stressful environment

00:02:33.120 that he's not used to 0.95

00:02:34.100 bro I could have killed him 0.97

00:02:35.100 you know how many people die by hippo 1.00

00:02:36.320 they're basically terrorists

00:02:37.420 and while Mudane might look cute now 0.98

00:02:39.540 we got a waterboard Mudane

00:02:40.760 I'm gonna get emotional

00:02:42.140 but like watching Nina's motherhood activate

00:02:44.500 was so f***ing cool

00:02:46.020 because I knew she was gonna be such a good mom

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00:02:57.800 wait before we start can i just ask one question why is the villain norman bates from the movie

00:03:03.260 psycho sitting on the couch next to you right now because who is that guy bro and why does he

00:03:08.480 slightly resemble norman norman bates from sight who's this man this is adam 22 he's gonna cut my

00:03:15.640 hair you met him he was in puerto rico of course you forgot i don't even remember what i had for

00:03:20.360 breakfast last night you know this like defiant father over here let me help them out real quick

00:03:25.460 yeah dude dude yeah i'm a dad now well hold on i'm a dad i i have a new baby as everyone knows

00:03:34.120 hold on i need a sip of prime energy for this late nights mike actually long nights

00:03:40.240 long nights my baby is asleep is a night owl who doesn't sleep is that what they usually do when

00:03:47.460 they're fresh out the package i didn't think people were serious she doesn't know what night

00:03:52.460 and day is how long you had the kid for at this current just filming juncture she's she's six

00:03:57.140 days old i talked to you two days ago to ask you how it was going i was like how's how's everything

00:04:02.500 going you know you're like oh man dude some of the longest nights of my life bro i don't know

00:04:06.920 how much i'm gonna be able to take this dude that's not what i said well well you you're like

00:04:10.260 dude it's just been it's just been terribly stressful no it's not you know but the good

00:04:13.840 you go but the good news is is we've got it all figured out and it looks like only clear skies

00:04:18.980 i go bro you haven't even gotten the starting line yet you're four days in i didn't say to babies

00:04:24.220 i thought it was the opposite i thought i was like man things are great she's such a good baby and

00:04:29.340 she is all those things and things are great but i think now she's decided like she's gonna really

00:04:35.380 um she's gonna test us you know she's gonna be a real real hardcore night owl baby what over the

00:04:41.740 past six days has made you

00:04:43.800 feel... Oh, because she stays up late.

00:04:45.400 I don't want to talk about her. He's right here.

00:04:48.120 Yeah, no, I'm a new dad.

00:04:51.640 Maybe I should...

00:04:53.520 Show her? Show her to the world, bro.

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00:05:01.860 Lunchly is now in stores.

00:05:04.320 Kroger, Albertans,

00:05:05.800 and all the banners it flies under. 0.67

00:05:08.240 Turkey, cheese, and

00:05:09.260 cracker stack is right here.

00:05:11.540 And nacho cheese

00:05:12.740 As well

00:05:14.140 People aren't happy

00:05:14.980 That I was

00:05:15.400 I'm branding

00:05:16.220 You know

00:05:17.320 I'm branding

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00:05:18.800 The attention from my baby

00:05:20.320 To brand my new product

00:05:21.740 Lunchly

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00:05:23.260 I thought I was gonna meet the baby

00:05:23.880 Feastables

00:05:24.460 No I probably never

00:05:26.200 Actually let you

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00:05:28.160 Just

00:05:28.420 Just cause the way you look

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00:05:34.520 That's not very nice

00:05:35.300 It's a terrible thing

00:05:36.500 To say painter

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00:05:39.080 bro can i can i ask you a serious question congratulations on the baby congratulations

00:05:46.820 on the the launch of this product that is just really really angered a lot of people so many

00:05:53.240 people bro i i just i i have to and i have to say i feel for them there have been many snacks

00:06:01.400 and beverages that have upset me to a point that i almost had a manic breakdown and i've seen the

00:06:08.100 breakdowns happening on social media over the past couple weeks i get it yeah some people have

00:06:13.560 offended you with their snack i'm offended yeah by this snack yeah for sure but i have a little 0.99

00:06:19.980 bit more of a reason to be because it's just another thing on this fucking table 0.98

00:06:24.180 like like like every day i come it's like wolf you know god's new drink no no do this one no 1.00

00:06:31.680 do this one do this one speed sold out luxury products bro you are just a fucking billboard 0.99

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00:06:54.020 Pink wall, pink daughter

00:06:56.100 I had a daughter

00:06:57.740 Thank you Mike

00:06:59.520 Which one first?

00:07:01.120 Let's do it

00:07:02.540 The upsetting snack

00:07:06.480 Like, I don't know.

00:07:06.880 We could talk with Lunchley.

00:07:07.680 I just don't know what there is to say.

00:07:09.380 Like, I made a video about it, and I just can't believe that we're in a place where

00:07:15.220 people are mad about a turkey cheese and crackers set.

00:07:19.020 Okay, who is Dan DTM?

00:07:20.740 It's not even so much him.

00:07:22.920 TDM?

00:07:23.400 TDM.

00:07:23.980 Who is he?

00:07:25.180 What is he?

00:07:25.940 Michael, I want to be careful with my answer.

00:07:28.460 Got it.

00:07:28.680 Because I believe it could offend some Dan TDM fans.

00:07:32.900 Because my answer is, I don't know.

00:07:34.640 I don't either.

00:07:35.160 and i don't mean that in even a slightly disrespectful way it's like it's i think

00:07:39.340 it's a representative and indicative of how deep the youtube sphere goes that someone could come

00:07:46.100 out and make a statement and you're like who's that guy and 40 000 of his fans or a hundred

00:07:50.920 hundreds of thousands of millions they're hundreds of millions they're they're just like oh he's the

00:07:56.180 mr beast from belize like where who is from belize yeah who is who is dan md dmt here's what i do

00:08:03.520 know dmt is yes yes he just has a drug channel where he smokes the toad all day what does he do

00:08:10.300 well he smokes the toad and he plays minecraft oh he's a minecrafter is that what he does yes

00:08:15.440 he's a minecrafter is he as big or less big than the young kid that we had on the time that one

00:08:21.560 time jack doherty no the the kid that was the minecrafter that we had on in england but yeah

00:08:28.200 dan tdm is apparently pretty big he's got a lot of a lot of fans who like his minecraft content

00:08:34.000 and and hate you well i i guess like you know all i can do is is is hear him and you know hear what

00:08:41.720 people are saying and um we're a company that listens to the consumer and the feedback and

00:08:46.260 we have we have some stuff in the pipeline i think that's gonna excite people but

00:08:49.480 yeah man i i i think we're in a weird spot where tearing people down and hatred and negativity

00:08:56.560 gets way more attention clicks and views than the opposite which is a little sad because like

00:09:01.520 in a world where um youtubers are trying to expand and build businesses i i do feel like there should

00:09:08.000 be a level of support like i think youtubers should be supporting youtubers and and um i guess

00:09:13.420 i i i hear what he's saying but you know we we've made a uh when compared to lunchables a better

00:09:19.980 for you option well and it would have been fine if it was launched by you know normal people but 0.94

00:09:24.540 You guys are terrible people. 1.00

00:09:27.440 All three of you are awful humans. 1.00

00:09:29.380 What did JJ do? 0.98

00:09:30.780 JJ's like the only one that's like semi-safe, bro.

00:09:33.820 I love him.

00:09:34.880 He's great.

00:09:35.540 And I love that he just makes everything a joke.

00:09:39.140 He turns everything into a joke.

00:09:40.920 And Mr. Beast, too, is also great.

00:09:43.100 He's awesome, dude.

00:09:43.740 It's really...

00:09:44.620 It's kind of just you, too.

00:09:47.560 Which is crazy now, because like...

00:09:50.560 I don't know, bro.

00:09:52.460 I haven't really like...

00:09:53.720 I haven't really been doing much.

00:09:56.400 I'm just kind of hanging out.

00:09:58.240 What have I done?

00:09:59.240 I'm just trying to build businesses and raise a family.

00:10:02.500 You made an offensive snack.

00:10:04.340 I'll tell you that much.

00:10:04.980 Fiesta nachos. 0.99

00:10:05.880 I know, but that's offensive to Mexicans. 0.99

00:10:08.840 It is.

00:10:09.520 Kevin, are you offended by that?

00:10:10.920 Yes.

00:10:12.440 You should have called that one lunch Leah.

00:10:16.540 Lunch Leah.

00:10:17.260 No, no, no.

00:10:17.960 Here's my rule.

00:10:18.780 If you're going to hate on this, try the product first.

00:10:22.440 and if you still hate it do your worst but my my issue is if we were to make anything other than

00:10:31.440 this it would kind of be inauthentic because this is a meal i grew up eating and still love to eat

00:10:37.120 to this day so i thought why not just make our own version but better than the existing current

00:10:41.260 existing version in lunchables you want to know the crazy thing that i eat two a day i've not

00:10:45.560 tried it yet you've not tried lunch because and i don't think do you want to know my one issue with

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00:10:53.540 you have this product right prime yeah those things can sit in freaking haiti for this product

00:11:03.540 for a year and a half you don't like refrigerated why would you launch a perishable product they

00:11:07.160 sent three of them to my house i also saw you got you got robbed by a package a door-to-door

00:11:11.500 package stealer i did he didn't steal the lunch lee he did not because he stole my my donut shop

00:11:17.200 coffee which is my favorite thing 36 count from amazon my 36 kind of donut shop coffee i have no

00:11:24.320 coffee at my home right now donut shop coffee reached out shout out to donut shop shop coffee

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00:11:35.320 cool that and also vote nathan hockman for da of los angeles why gascone i not to get political

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00:11:53.680 i never had too much of a problem with you know this sounds crazy you can't really say you don't

00:11:59.580 have a problem with homeless people but like the idea that they're gonna like push around a shopping

00:12:03.300 cart and you know have like weird stuff in it and people are gonna be smoking meth and they

00:12:09.040 that doesn't bother you i mean it's correct and also how do you solve that issue that's an issue

00:12:14.980 that's going to take some massaging right bobby kennedy or someone's going to have to fix this

00:12:18.840 thing right the issue is that in la crime has been decrimed and that goes all the way up to

00:12:26.300 like semi-violent crime like it's they're doing this experiment at the citizens of los angeles

00:12:31.320 expense where they're just like oh you know what you want to steal from people you want to break

00:12:35.940 into houses you want to do all these things possess weapons we that's fine that's so weird 0.84

00:12:41.180 ridiculous so we're angry angering and ridiculous as i when i look at the people that i know and 0.59

00:12:47.560 people that are paying the highest tax rate in the country 53 percent to be robbed and beaten 0.99

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00:13:00.140 watching this you have my vote uh for da i would love to return some order to the city of los 0.94

00:13:05.680 angeles and if you can't fucking out of there bro i recognize this unfolding about five or four years 0.77

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00:13:22.440 it's 36 count bro i got the big box bargain and did you see that that robbery we can maybe even 0.97

00:13:29.300 put it on the screen he had a driver driver he had a getaway driver and an automatic sliding

00:13:34.260 door that they waited for to close very slowly it's like a comedy scene from a movie they waited

00:13:39.160 for the door to close all the way he probably buckled up in the back seat and and took off

00:13:42.920 with his coffee it is like a life goal of mine when i'm at your house to like catch someone

00:13:49.140 trying to rob you well like like i'll be honest like if i open the door and this guy's stealing

00:13:56.000 one of your packages i would punch a hole in his face a hundred percent no no but i actually mean 0.94

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00:17:17.120 Oh my God, Lexi.

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00:19:24.600 Congratulations on your child.

00:19:26.040 Thank you.

00:19:26.240 It's incredible you somehow surpassed me in age with one simple deed.

00:19:29.740 You're older than me now.

00:19:31.060 Insane.

00:19:31.360 did you see the clip of me talking about being a dad five years ago i called it did you see it oh

00:19:36.700 yeah you said in five years i'm gonna i'm gonna have a kid not just that i don't know if i'll

00:19:40.740 be married but i'm gonna have a kid that's exactly and at age 29 i said i want a quaint life beautiful

00:19:46.260 woman beautiful daughter i want a family and guess what you said in the clip it's not gonna happen

00:19:51.820 you said i don't see it you said i don't see it well i don't see any i have no vision

00:19:55.820 like i can see physically but i don't strategize like you have no idea if i told you what i did

00:20:02.380 over the past week you wouldn't believe it tell me it would be quick because i want to hear about 0.64

00:20:06.400 the damn kid all right but i can't make a really quick one okay i went to singapore went to the 0.77

00:20:11.060 hawkers to the cheapest michelin rated restaurant in singapore i got six dollars for a michelin 0.98

00:20:15.900 rated restaurant i did a karate combat i flew back to los angeles i launched a represent 10

00:20:20.720 tentacle lab at burger chain yeah then i flew to philly yesterday and did a drug reform round table

00:20:25.880 with robert f kennedy jr and others and then i came here to do the show and then yeah oh you're

00:20:33.020 crushing it well i don't know and i started shooting a documentary no bro come on you're

00:20:36.560 crushing it for someone who doesn't like move a lot you're moving just the left leg go ahead baby

00:20:41.420 okay michael i am not sure if i'm my best self at the moment because i'm pretty tired which is

00:20:50.480 why i'm drinking this zoom in just make an end dream prop prime energy um uh no but no but everyone

00:21:00.300 everyone told me about being tired and and i thought back to my like early vlog days you know

00:21:06.020 daily vlogs early 20s dude i'd sleep four to six hours a night every night for a year straight and

00:21:11.660 i was fine i can't really move like that at 29 man i need my sleep yeah i need my sleep and um

00:21:19.860 yeah my my my baby my beautiful baby girl esme is a night owl who um we're still figuring out

00:21:27.120 because she's still figuring out everything like you you like logic doesn't apply to a baby right

00:21:34.280 you can't be like what do you mean it's 2 a.m like go to sleep you've been up for three hours

00:21:37.580 and we tried everything doesn't matter she's she wants to fuss she's gonna fuss well she doesn't

00:21:42.760 i mean at what age does any semblance of consciousness even begin i don't know like

00:21:46.580 What does she know about the world right now?

00:21:49.660 Imagine you're like, oh, I think she has gas, right?

00:21:52.400 I'm sure that's one of the things, right?

00:21:53.600 Okay, just blow a two. 0.50

00:21:55.100 She doesn't even know that she's a human.

00:21:57.660 She doesn't even know that she exists.

00:22:00.680 Does that make sense?

00:22:01.540 Mike, the only thing she knows is I'm hungry.

00:22:05.160 I'm hungry.

00:22:06.060 That's all.

00:22:06.900 And when she's in pain, she wails.

00:22:09.920 And the gas thing is interesting.

00:22:11.720 I can, dude, I mean, I guess this is the podcast,

00:22:14.020 but i could do a full deep dive on the birth parenthood the responsibility and hardship of

00:22:19.760 the mother from the beginning of the pregnancy like men people do not talk about how hard it is

00:22:26.740 for women during pregnancy not even just during during after i'm sure some before i'm sure somebody

00:22:35.180 i'm sure somebody talks about that no they're clearly not talking about how hard it is for the 0.98

00:22:39.440 man well you don't have to do shit you just have to keep pissing people off with snacks i'm doing 0.98

00:22:45.320 stuff now besides the pissing off the snack pissing off because i've i've i've reckoned i 0.99

00:22:50.680 see nina breaking her back for for 10 months making sure this baby is the healthiest child 0.68

00:22:58.140 that could possibly be like bro i'm traveling the world i'm drinking i'm party i'm not you know i'm

00:23:04.180 i'm living my life my life hasn't been altered she has devoted every second of her life for

00:23:09.360 10 months to this being and now that it's here it's not over welcome to the fourth trimester

00:23:14.480 the hardest trimester life yeah we're now she her body is still owed to this baby and that she has

00:23:21.160 to feed the baby we obviously take care of it and and and everyone told me before i had this baby

00:23:28.120 they're like this is going to be the best thing that's ever happened to you you think you've had

00:23:34.340 of life but it really starts now it's the most like like you know these superlatives that i was

00:23:39.600 like i like i hear your whole life's gonna change in an instant yeah yeah but like you know i you 0.96

00:23:46.100 know i was the united states champion so like was you know i that's a fucking joke a shitty joke 0.84

00:23:54.080 but um but you you don't understand it until it happens and as someone who lives in the realm of 0.91

00:24:01.380 like possibility and i visualize i manifest i was trying to like really like let that feeling sink

00:24:08.780 in when people told me because everybody was saying the same thing for the first time everyone's saying

00:24:13.520 the same thing it's the greatest thing you'll ever do and i'm literally like damn i've done i've done

00:24:20.260 some cool like cool stuff but it's just so hard to imagine mikey within four minutes of this child

00:24:28.340 being born and i looked her in the eyes and saw who i'm not i gotta i gotta keep you together here

00:24:34.640 but just saw how how precious she was and how how much she's relying on me and her mother who who

00:24:41.620 is sacrificing her life to make sure that everything goes right with this baby

00:24:45.020 i felt a love an endless infinite love instantaneously that i've never felt in my life

00:24:54.340 I love two women in my life you know Nina and my mom all of a sudden there's a third little woman

00:24:59.920 here who instantaneously has my entire soul she has my heart she's she's she's lit my being on

00:25:09.540 fire and I would do anything for her and and so yes I'm sitting here I'm a little tired we haven't

00:25:15.420 been sleeping much and and um all of this is new to me like it's new to her like we're talking to

00:25:21.500 baby like you know we're gonna figure this out us too by the way because they don't tell you

00:25:24.900 anything no one prepares you bro no one prepares you for parenthood do you think it has something

00:25:29.220 to do with the fact that 21 billion people have done it already and they're just like well it's

00:25:33.920 you'll figure it out so so yes and also that fact alone really comforts me and nina yeah because 0.91

00:25:42.020 i recognize that like everyone else has done it like it can't be that hard it fucking is 0.80

00:25:47.240 it's extremely hard but you figure it out and what no one tells you is although it is extremely hard 0.84

00:25:52.440 and it is extremely rewarding you would do anything for this little girl so it's all it's

00:25:58.100 all worth it and and i'll lose as much sleep as i need to to make sure that uh she's as as healthy

00:26:05.340 as she can be and she gets whatever she needs from us how was okay there's a million questions

00:26:10.760 i could ask first and foremost was this would you now put september 26 yeah great yep as the

00:26:21.720 greatest day of your life no that's and by the way if you're serious that's also fine i'm serious

00:26:26.960 what was the greatest day of your life the day me and nina got engaged engaged engaged yeah yeah

00:26:32.660 got it sorry sorry yeah the day me and nina got engaged why is that because greatest day

00:26:38.240 that's a 24-hour period that 24-hour period of me and Nina getting engaged from money in the bank

00:26:44.880 flying to Lake Como adjusting the trip uh um doing the proposal asking her dad all of it was was the

00:26:52.340 greatest day ever the moment that Esme was born by far the greatest moment of my life yeah that 0.94

00:26:58.980 that that moment of of birth and by the way that experience and seeing it go down is so fucking

00:27:06.680 beautiful it was it was I mean like there's no there's no words to describe the the miracle of

00:27:15.120 life I saw it it's I think it's probably the most magical things our species our magical thing our

00:27:21.900 species is capable of and so um turn my attention to Nina and our doctor was a pro Mike a pro got

00:27:28.600 the baby out plopped her down on Nina and like oh I'm gonna get emotional but like

00:27:32.940 Watching Nina's motherhood activate

00:27:37.120 Like in an instant dude 0.98

00:27:39.340 Was so fucking cool 0.82

00:27:41.180 Because it's the reason I chose her 0.97

00:27:42.900 As my fiance

00:27:44.280 Because I knew she was going to be such a good mom

00:27:46.340 And 1.00

00:27:47.220 Fuck 1.00

00:27:48.580 I didn't want to do that bro 1.00

00:27:53.140 I'm not

00:27:54.180 What an incredible moment

00:27:56.020 Yeah yeah yeah

00:27:58.120 i don't i didn't need to uh get emotional i'm just you know i'm a little tired

00:28:04.480 yeah that happens to me too when i get super tired it might it heightens my emotions but it's

00:28:09.400 also okay man why don't you stay over here and cry on camera that's fine they're gonna meme you

00:28:14.080 anyways everybody already hate that's the thing about you you can do anything you want because 0.52

00:28:16.880 no one likes you anyways thanks adam it's good okay thank you bro appreciate you you're very

00:28:25.580 welcome thank you you gotta come meet this little girl i'm coming up okay cool see you norman bates

00:28:31.400 from psycho bro no you're gonna if you use a tissue you're gonna get memed what i'll let me

00:28:40.120 blow my notes off i get sniffly oh can we do like a keep looking cried and then a cut no because i

00:28:45.980 didn't i'm not wailing i just like don't want to no yeah you are kind of when you went off stage i

00:28:50.180 saw you were crying you need to get burped or something put over someone's shoulder you know

00:28:53.840 um yeah dude she's look i chose uh kids never met an actor like this kid before tell you that much

00:29:04.340 no that's the thing i can't act to save my life no i saw the thinner

00:29:08.780 the thinning bro it's about my hair dude you and i both buddy i'm gonna need to go back to turkey

00:29:15.720 so yeah dude i like um i chose i chose the perfect partner and and maybe i'm a little biased

00:29:22.740 She's the greatest thing on the planet

00:29:24.600 She's the greatest thing on the planet

00:29:26.120 Esme Agdahl-Paul

00:29:28.720 Beautiful little baby

00:29:30.840 I miss her already

00:29:31.900 How many syllables is the name?

00:29:34.360 Two

00:29:34.520 Esme

00:29:35.600 Because you remember the obvious

00:29:37.760 Massive fight over Sloane Vine

00:29:40.700 Sloane Vine

00:29:42.240 So it's an

00:29:43.640 Because the length of the name is equal

00:29:47.560 It's actually shorter

00:29:48.940 Crazy how words and sounds 0.98

00:29:51.000 are you but you're still not going to fall back on the on the sloan vine violence so what do you

00:29:55.500 mean i love the name sloan now you also had the name lily dude dude that was gonna be in i know

00:30:03.180 the first name we didn't know her name until until she came out we needed to we need to catch a vibe

00:30:07.520 with this little baby and and lily was choice number one because um but we both have grandma

00:30:13.100 lilies it has a lot of sentimental value and it means purity yeah that's what it means yeah so

00:30:18.580 Well, you went with Esme, which is a French name.

00:30:21.640 Soft S.

00:30:22.980 Esme.

00:30:23.560 Not so much for what it means.

00:30:25.800 It does mean beloved.

00:30:27.820 It's an old French participle.

00:30:31.060 Esme?

00:30:31.980 Esmeralda.

00:30:33.180 No, not Esmeralda.

00:30:34.240 Just Esme.

00:30:35.140 I'm sorry.

00:30:36.080 It's short for Esmeralda.

00:30:37.540 That's as long as far as I'm concerned.

00:30:39.120 You brought back a...

00:30:40.640 I wouldn't be surprised if you named your next daughter Gertrude.

00:30:42.920 Yeah.

00:30:43.940 I prefer Tabitha.

00:30:48.580 what are some other ones in that space hey let's do some men's ones you should name your first son

00:30:54.680 winston oh my god that's amazing dude old names need to come back what are some other linda

00:31:01.020 linda's like no but in 2024 no but linda's like 60s america yeah there's gertrude is like 20s

00:31:10.720 okay like like what are some what are some other jane agnes agnes agnes is number one

00:31:18.800 like if we were playing family name feud yeah right now you would have got the top

00:31:23.200 agnes and the crowd would have gone crazy then they would have saw it was you and booed

00:31:27.280 but uh gertrude agnes tabitha wait i have i actually have notes here because because

00:31:36.280 notes on what just all this because because i don't again i don't think i don't think the

00:31:42.060 conversations had enough about the process of giving birth like the hardship on nina both

00:31:47.600 physically and mentally especially during the labor and she had a really solid labor was in

00:31:52.020 total 12 hours which isn't that bad at all but um i don't know this is i don't know this is too

00:31:57.760 much information i'll have to run this by her but um she had to get induced yeah which is which is

00:32:03.780 pretty normal it is it's not abnormal unless you're a uh what's it called a natural birther

00:32:09.500 you want to blow up a swimming pool in your living room and pop the baby out there with a 0.99

00:32:13.500 fucking but but piece of wood yeah but sitting under you or something yeah but that's hard but 1.00

00:32:17.700 you're not that well well we couldn't be because the baby wouldn't allow it like no i get it but 0.99

00:32:22.900 also like hey man it's 20 24 like take advantage of the modern science yeah but i i i'll be honest

00:32:31.360 i can totally see why someone would want to have a home birth it's the dude hospitals are and and

00:32:35.980 we went to a really good hospital with really good staff but it's like they're you know it's

00:32:39.340 a hospital it's sterile it's very sterile it's very sterile uninviting exactly i i brought string

00:32:45.120 lights polaroids that i clipped up i had music playing um i brought a blow-up mattress like a

00:32:51.220 salt lamp i turned the hospital room into a vibe and thank god because when we got there

00:32:55.880 let you know nina was nina was not incredibly happy that she had to get induced it's it's a

00:33:03.040 bit of a thing man it's kind of invasive and and apparently the contractions from an induction 0.97

00:33:07.700 are like a whole other beast what you know about pitocin motherfucker no you don't i don't know 0.73

00:33:14.480 anything about i don't even know about oxytocin because you're at oxycontin but also but also 0.99

00:33:20.440 like just just so you're aware like while you were doing all this i was screaming at a television

00:33:25.240 hoping that my parlay bet hit on prize picks like you have to understand how very different

00:33:30.740 our lives are well like like i they were in conjunction like until this mike no no they

00:33:36.940 weren't you were swaddle he was he the wide is he the wide receiver for the dolphins or no it's

00:33:42.780 toddle no what's the wide receiver's name on the dog yeah i was betting from last i had him on my 0.94

00:33:46.700 six leg last night and he fucking he meant waddle waddle swaddle no no no i'm talking about swaddle 0.96

00:33:53.660 Do you know what a swaddle is? 0.99

00:33:55.100 I don't know where he plays

00:33:56.100 Is he tight end?

00:33:59.500 He's not on any of my parlays this week

00:34:01.540 Mikey, I didn't know what a swaddle

00:34:03.460 I didn't know what any of this stuff was

00:34:06.260 Swaddle, meconium, pitocin

00:34:09.560 Oh, draconian?

00:34:11.400 No

00:34:11.620 That's a political term

00:34:13.140 Yeah, I don't know about any of that stuff

00:34:15.120 Bro, I have no emotional intelligence

00:34:16.360 Okay, I'm doing every

00:34:17.580 Some of it is

00:34:19.120 Because in order to get to the baby

00:34:20.740 You had to allow love into your life

00:34:23.420 and be loving like i don't i'm still working on having access to that stuff okay through therapy

00:34:27.840 okay but right now it's i do love to gamble okay and i love a food yeah and i've been thinking

00:34:34.560 about getting on a zempic we can get on that whoa you should well just as more of an experiment i

00:34:39.240 don't consider myself fat i could try not eating and i think it would work about you're not fat

00:34:42.620 i'm not fat but i'm you're shaped remember that one kid said he what is he looks like lasagna

00:34:48.560 do you remember that do you remember that is that what he said lasagna like human lasagna

00:34:53.860 i don't know bro i've been working on my posture that's good that's good but but all this to say 0.96

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00:39:33.280 okay sorry what were you saying about vaginas no pitocin okay okay so these contractions

00:39:39.380 i bet you don't know what that is i do know what that means it's it's a it's the time

00:39:43.840 in between something opposite it's it's it's something that there's time in between yes

00:39:48.840 exactly so the contractions will get closer together and more intense it's about to burn

00:39:53.300 closer to the labor but it takes a while and apparently pitocin contractions when you are

00:39:58.880 induced are like a whole different beast of pain and nina was convinced she's going to do it without

00:40:04.820 an epidural do i need to explain that okay i'll do it an epidural is like essentially getting a

00:40:10.420 spinal tap yeah i know because i watched it the doctors told me don't watch it guys say they're

00:40:16.840 cool and they can pass out and i go i'm not gonna pass out they go no really like you shouldn't

00:40:21.560 watch this you would be the dude that passes out well that's what i said i said you well i said i

00:40:26.080 don't i i said i go i'm not gonna pass out and then i was like i feel like i probably could pass

00:40:31.660 out i could see them with like smelling salts like fanning your face while she's doing this

00:40:36.160 crazy thing they said and all you did was have to watch yeah they said they go they go please

00:40:39.760 don't watch because if you pass out now we have two patients yeah i was like so anyways essentially 0.97

00:40:43.800 a spinal tap they take a needle this fucking big and jam it to my fiance's lower spine and and then 0.96

00:40:49.480 like go like this with it and then then just load her up with fluids that essentially paralyzes her 0.97

00:40:55.760 from the waist down so she can't feel the contractions and by the way thank god thank god

00:41:01.000 for modern medicine because she really didn't want to get induced plan out the window had to get

00:41:05.300 induced because the baby was too big and and uh she's on week 40 she's ready to go and she also

00:41:11.000 did not want to do an epidural wait what was the weight because it wasn't even that big of a baby

00:41:15.620 was it like eight five or something eight eight pounds she was supposed to be eight pounds 10

00:41:20.240 ounces which is a it's a relatively big baby but she came out much lighter like the calculations

00:41:25.000 were off i don't i don't know but regardless she got caught you were you were probably a 10 pounder 0.83

00:41:29.160 no i was a big ass baby bro that doesn't surprise me hey big mike yeah hey big baby mike yeah so

00:41:34.880 anyways epidural thank god nina was nina tried to do these contractions for about three hours

00:41:40.900 you know it's 4 a.m and she goes babe i'm hallucinating i'm like what do you mean she

00:41:46.480 goes i i'm seeing dogs in this room oh and what like haiti the haitians with the dogs

00:41:56.060 fire so having a baby makes you hallucinate no not getting the epidural on pitocin contractions

00:42:03.460 Could make the pain so unbearable

00:42:05.520 Your body starts to release DMT

00:42:07.540 In the brain to make you hallucinate

00:42:09.480 To try to bear the pain 1.00

00:42:10.600 She goes fuck this I'm getting an epidural 1.00

00:42:13.100 I was like thank god why'd you wait this long 1.00

00:42:14.680 Use modern medicine 1.00

00:42:16.080 Epidural bro changed the entire experience 1.00

00:42:19.800 She called it fun at the end 0.97

00:42:21.700 She said that was fun 1.00

00:42:23.160 I said what the fuck 1.00

00:42:24.880 I saw you go through hell woman 1.00

00:42:26.420 Because she thought she was in space for that period of time

00:42:29.800 She thought she was falling around

00:42:31.320 At the international space thing

00:42:32.560 She did, she totally did

00:42:33.880 She absolutely crushed it though

00:42:36.200 And learning all of this stuff

00:42:38.800 And by the way, now that the baby's here

00:42:40.440 Doctor goes, here's a swaddle

00:42:42.680 It's like you take a piece of cloth and wrap the baby up

00:42:45.400 So she doesn't move around at night

00:42:46.840 This is how you change a diaper 1.00

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00:42:51.680 Dude, you gotta make sure you put that 0.99

00:42:53.020 Diaper rash stuff on too

00:42:55.200 Yep, yep, petroleum jelly

00:42:57.200 And also, I'll say this

00:42:59.420 This will surprise the boys 0.93

00:43:00.580 i'm on diaper duty i've been allocated diaper duty surprise me at all why i hate poop i hate 0.97

00:43:08.200 disgusting things bro i'll be honest that's disgusting until you see this little child 0.90

00:43:13.180 and you realize i love you so much i'll literally do anything for you including this with pleasure

00:43:19.060 little lady and so i love it now i'm on diaper dad duty and i got a message for all the dads out 1.00

00:43:24.060 there that are unwilling to change diapers you're a fucking pussy show up for your kids help your 1.00

00:43:29.560 wife out seriously it's not that bad i hope the diaper dads beat you up let me tell you something 1.00

00:43:33.800 no one's beating me up bro that's good except maybe la night i think bradley can do it i'm

00:43:36.980 coming back what'd you just say i think bradley can do it if you give him another chance anytime

00:43:41.400 and i just went on his show to finally unpack it all how to go wait hold on before we get there

00:43:46.520 because i want to get there i was going to ask you if the birth had any um any sentimental or

00:43:53.840 directional changes on your thoughts on mortality for sure wow it's clear to me that like this is

00:43:58.880 not a next chapter this is an entirely new book this is an entire like the book closed new life

00:44:06.440 begins and i can feel already with the birth of this baby time's gonna fly man she's gonna be

00:44:15.200 my age way quicker than i realize it and i'm gonna be what 58 64 70 i don't know how old's

00:44:23.980 that make me at that point probably not even i mean 74 no no no i'm locked in yeah i'm locked in

00:44:31.440 okay my grandmother was 94 oh my god father was 94 no my no way yes i'm locked in that's just on my

00:44:39.100 mom's side my dad's side didn't fare so well hope you got your mom's jeans that's another thing

00:44:44.440 thank god this baby has nina's jeans most of them all the good ones that i i was really nervous

00:44:50.460 about this like okay we're talking about birthing a little a little baby girl and i'm like all right 0.87

00:44:55.560 i i would much rather prefer she comes out with that scandinavian olive skin nina's thick

00:45:03.180 long hair luscious locks luscious lock not you know me i'm like i'm thinning i'm pale

00:45:09.080 like i'm i don't i don't i feel like i would feel bad for her sure enough man this baby comes out

00:45:14.420 with all the best parts of nina and she has my eyes and really long lashes as well she's just

00:45:19.500 such a she's such a cute little like creature it's almost like you can't even believe she's real 0.99

00:45:24.520 yeah why don't you save that shit for call her daddy dude okay you sent a bunch of prime to 0.99

00:45:28.400 north carolina yeah for to to help as a relief for this awful hurricane helene is that how you 0.99

00:45:34.880 pronounce it helene right i don't watch any news anymore but i just know it's been absolutely

00:45:39.060 terrible people are displaced people are missing people are dead and i saw that you sent that

00:45:43.160 stuff over on twitter and one of the comments was this was all just pulled off shelves for pfas

00:45:49.740 last week in every grocery like yeah not only is that not true i know it wasn't pulled off shelves

00:45:56.880 we don't have forever chemicals in our drink 1.00

00:45:59.860 it's just the the lawsuit was frivolous the plaintiff is full of shit it's getting it got 0.98

00:46:08.500 dismissed i don't like it irks me to my core the amount of misinformation it's life in the new era 0.98

00:46:15.900 it's life on x and on tiktok i i had this conversation we could go to bradley martin

00:46:21.060 now because i had this conversation on his show the other day you almost just have to work around

00:46:26.120 it p the idea that there is me the idea no no i hear you and you can call it out but your call

00:46:31.760 out and your settlements in court will get one one hundredth of the press that the p and that's

00:46:36.160 the issue so how much anyone's gonna report on the caffeine lawsuit prime is too much caffeine

00:46:40.800 see you in court class action dismissed do you think anyone's gonna report on that no i hear you

00:46:45.660 but like trying to battle it online i don't believe anything i hear anymore like i go online

00:46:51.720 you know remember how they said x was and and all these social media channels were gonna replace

00:46:56.320 the mainstream news and and the mainstream news are liars that are that are corporate greed and

00:47:02.340 aligned with companies now you have clickbaiting ex-users who are getting paid to do the same 0.99

00:47:08.400 shit and worse and worse because i'll tell you this i'm i'm ready to say i've said this a million 0.97

00:47:13.320 times there is at least some level of journalistic responsibility and some level of oversight there 1.00

00:47:19.580 bro you go on x the shit's insane it is it is completely and utterly just unhinged it is a 1.00

00:47:28.160 shithole shithole shithole full of falsehood untruths defamatory statements no one being 1.00

00:47:34.980 held accountable because they have anonymous accounts a platform that is supposed to have 1.00

00:47:39.500 an entity that regulates truth community notes lies is that not i've been seeing your battle

00:47:45.040 because that's so funny because it's one of my the only things i actually like about the platform

00:47:48.940 that he at least is trying to do with the community notes but you get smoked well because

00:47:52.960 bro you think about it you have a community of people humans right and who are the type of people

00:47:59.620 you think sign up to put notes on people people that in real life have no power but on twitter

00:48:05.100 yeah they can put what they want on their notes as long as it gets enough upvotes by enough people

00:48:09.480 who hate logan paul whether it's true or not it's deemed as truth and like people don't see that 0.87

00:48:14.280 and community notes fucking they smoke me bro and i have a real problem like dude if i ever get to 0.96

00:48:18.600 talk to elon the one thing i'm going to say to him is is is the community notes at you it's a 0.98

00:48:23.300 major issue it's not the only bro if it's not the only notes out of it dude let me tell you two

00:48:28.160 people have had huge comebacks on x over the past year hitler's number one oh my god hitler has made

00:48:36.700 a massive comeback on x oh my god he is being elevated he's he's being called a statesman

00:48:42.080 insane and a a a promoter of nationalist beliefs that will keep the country together i'm seeing

00:48:49.040 this happen in real life people are actively rewriting history in real life and there are 0.99

00:48:56.180 and there are obviously the the the dumbest of of americans and and people out there are buying it 0.97

00:49:02.620 but also kids kids are reading this stuff and saying like oh they're they're you know there 0.99

00:49:08.660 were wooden doors there weren't even any gas chambers there were swimming pools at auschwitz

00:49:13.440 they're falling for the propaganda the same thing hitler said back then because ai is translating

00:49:18.280 it into english now they can understand what hitler was saying in english but guess what

00:49:21.980 it's translating the things that what he said that weren't bad in tango he gave speeches on a 0.98

00:49:28.160 myriad of topics bro but guess what he also did killed millions of fucking people bro okay so like 0.97

00:49:35.060 I don't care how much that like for me I know the truth but it's just it's it's scary to watch and 0.97

00:49:43.700 painful to imagine where it's gonna go especially because like unfortunately most humans are not in 0.99

00:49:49.940 a spot where they can discern the truth people are idiots and they don't even know that they're 1.00

00:49:56.120 so stupid they don't even know they're stupid so you see a headline and it's not hmm does that 1.00

00:50:01.660 sound like it could be true it's that must be true it's on x everyone's an expert i had a 1.00

00:50:07.780 chiropractor on instagram say definitively that the drink had pfas in it fucking dumbass 1.00

00:50:14.200 fucking dumbass and guess what logan i'm sorry don't shoot the messenger shut the fuck up stupid 1.00

00:50:21.120 like bro no one not even the not even the experts the smart people are able to tell what's true or 1.00

00:50:27.620 not because no one's willing to do their research myself included fuck i'm one of them bro and 0.98

00:50:33.100 here's where i'll land i'm confused i'm fucking confused yeah yeah what the hell is going on 0.97

00:50:44.820 what the hell is going on what's true and where can i find out if it's true or not 0.94

00:50:52.700 does an xx chromosome make you a female or not because that's what i was taught in school

00:51:00.740 i thought i was taught xx means you're a woman and xy means you're a man i did i did four or

00:51:07.860 five years of ap sciences what biology is what i was taught so what explain it to me i want to be

00:51:15.660 i want to be educated i'm not dude i'm not one of those people who sticks my stake in the ground

00:51:20.720 I'm not

00:51:23.160 I'm just not

00:51:25.360 And here I am bringing a daughter into the world

00:51:27.580 Thinking oh my gosh

00:51:28.820 There's a chance she could work her whole life

00:51:31.280 To become an Olympic sprinter

00:51:32.780 I think she's going to be a sprinter

00:51:34.140 Her legs move like this and she's super long

00:51:35.720 And here I see

00:51:37.040 20 years old going to the Olympics

00:51:38.980 She's competing for first place

00:51:41.880 And a biological male 0.99

00:51:45.080 Comes in and beats her 1.00

00:51:46.800 Dude that would fucking break my heart 0.99

00:51:49.100 I do not believe that is fair, and that is a value I will stay true to 0.99

00:51:53.560 until I die.

00:51:54.060 Absolutely.

00:51:54.660 I don't believe that's fair.

00:51:55.540 No, I agree with you.

00:51:56.460 And I woke up on Twitter that morning.

00:52:00.780 Everyone's saying the same thing.

00:52:02.280 Biological male beats biological female in a boxing match. 0.95

00:52:05.100 I'm like, Jesus Christ, physical violence. 0.85

00:52:07.240 Not even the swim meet with Leah Thomas just crushing everybody.

00:52:12.940 Not even the biological male playing female volleyball, 1.00

00:52:16.120 ball spiking the ball so hard she's paralyzing women from the neck down say safety fuck safety 1.00

00:52:22.400 that now they're fighting holy shit yeah that's crazy you got it that's why you got to come over 1.00

00:52:27.720 here and sit on the fence with me man no my tweets are way different no offense because i don't ever 0.97

00:52:31.720 have to say my tweet was like this a maybe woman man fought a woman and maybe was a too hard to

00:52:37.560 hit but who knows if this really happened but if it did happen maybe that wasn't so good of a thing

00:52:41.160 to happen yeah and then when people are like what's the deal with this tweet i'm like i don't 0.81

00:52:44.340 know can you even read it who knows what it fucking says nah dude fence is chill no i don't 0.85

00:52:49.080 like i don't like the fence i don't like it because because i'll tell you why because if 0.98

00:52:52.760 you don't stand for anything you don't stand for nothing i don't stand yeah have you tried sitting

00:52:57.100 so much better it's so much better much better why would i bro can i tell you why i'll tell you 0.99

00:53:02.160 why how far has all of your one arm up in the air fucking attempts gotten you billion dollar brand 0.99

00:53:09.340 No, no, no, no, no 0.99

00:53:11.020 I'm not talking about that stuff

00:53:13.200 I'm not talking about lunch and an upsetting snack

00:53:15.820 An offensive snack

00:53:18.220 What do you mean how far has it gotten me? 0.99

00:53:19.460 That's not the shit I'm talking about 0.97

00:53:21.400 I'm talking about on these type of issues 0.99

00:53:23.700 On these type of issues 0.99

00:53:25.360 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:53:28.080 Social media is not real life 1.00

00:53:29.440 I'll say it again

00:53:31.720 Why'd you say whoopsies?

00:53:33.680 Oopsies, not real life

00:53:35.780 Bradley Martin said next time he'll lock in

00:53:38.260 Wait a second

00:53:38.860 If there's a next time

00:53:43.740 It's going to be exponentially worse

00:53:45.660 He said

00:53:48.120 You came in at 260

00:53:50.200 Or at least 250

00:53:52.420 And you corrected him

00:53:54.020 Of course

00:53:54.560 I said what was the weight by the way

00:53:56.220 I said

00:53:57.380 I said my guess was like 210

00:54:01.060 No no I have a picture of it

00:54:02.900 Was less than that

00:54:03.700 I think it was

00:54:05.960 I think I was like 203

00:54:12.840 202

00:54:13.420 I have a picture

00:54:14.360 His main thing

00:54:15.460 His main thing was

00:54:16.540 Was leaning on

00:54:17.680 It being a stamina situation

00:54:19.980 On his part 1.00

00:54:20.540 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:54:21.440 You think it's gonna get better 1.00

00:54:22.640 For you stupid 1.00

00:54:23.260 What if he gets 1.00

00:54:23.980 It's not a stamina thing

00:54:24.820 And by the way

00:54:25.360 It's an adrenaline thing

00:54:26.400 Because you couldn't handle it

00:54:27.000 Excuse me

00:54:27.440 His demeanor towards the conversation

00:54:30.800 Was a little bit more professional

00:54:32.000 Yeah that's what happens 1.00

00:54:32.600 When you get your fucking ass beat 1.00

00:54:33.000 No no excuse me 1.00

00:54:34.280 That's what happens when your ego takes a hit

00:54:38.220 Excuse me

00:54:39.140 It was a little bit more of a professional

00:54:41.140 Conversation regarding tactics

00:54:44.120 And stamina

00:54:45.120 There's no reason for these lowball insults

00:54:47.280 He said

00:54:49.120 You had clearly

00:54:52.000 Been abusing drugs

00:54:54.780 I know he said that 1.00

00:54:56.180 That's what happens when you get your ass beat 1.00

00:54:58.880 285 he said you came in at 285 0.99

00:55:01.120 you had a steel steel arm a bionic arm like jacks from mortal combat can i ask you can i can i ask

00:55:10.240 you one thing on that what because i because he's right no in that regard he's right i do have a

00:55:14.300 titanium rod in my hand was he able to tell no i don't think so damn he just said he was really

00:55:19.100 tired which which actually is true he was tired all right but stamina is most tired tired mike 0.87

00:55:24.960 mike i'll let you say it how long did that last 0.79

00:55:27.560 no i get what you're saying no no answer 60 i don't fucking know what do you think 40 45 to 60 0.96

00:55:34.280 i'm not i'm not here 60 seconds that's what i would have said gsg told me a tired black belt 0.97

00:55:40.240 is a white belt he's right he said stamina is epic he said a white yeah very wise thing to say

00:55:46.880 guess what combat sports guess what time guess what nobody gets tired in 60 seconds you can do 0.50

00:55:53.700 anything for 60 seconds if you're a bodybuilder like bradley martin the reason he got tired is

00:55:58.040 because he was put in a stressful environment that he's not used to mentally or physically

00:56:01.660 fighting it's called an adrenaline dump his adrenaline got dumped the first 15 seconds

00:56:05.500 because he realized he's in over his head and he's fighting someone who's not going to get tired

00:56:08.880 ever and if i do i won't i really just want to know why he was bad at me because that's what i

00:56:16.080 was stressed out about because remember he was like i told you the vlog on it bro it's a hit

00:56:19.380 that's what he said i asked jorge jorge iterated it perfectly he said a he really probably thought

00:56:26.000 he was gonna beat me and then if he if on the off chance he didn't think he was gonna beat me he

00:56:30.640 didn't think it was gonna be that easy that bad or that there would be content about it i bro bro 0.97

00:56:35.240 like that's a pretty vulnerable position for a guy like bro i could have killed him if we're in a 1.00

00:56:39.380 street i'm gonna i'm gonna kill you motherfucker like your life is in my the palm of my hand and 1.00

00:56:43.780 i didn't but it's it'll it'll fuck with you as a man it'll fuck with you see that's the part that 1.00

00:56:48.400 i don't get and maybe it's because i'm not like a combat sports athlete but the idea that i'm 0.99

00:56:52.800 gonna step up and this is what i tried to portray in the content which is why i didn't understand

00:56:57.540 his his his disappointment in it was that if i'm gonna step up against a trained combat sports

00:57:02.920 athlete and go for a while and then just get kind of like tapped out in the end i'm gonna be like

00:57:06.840 bro if you went and played basketball against lebron tomorrow right not that you're lebron 0.99

00:57:11.140 of combat sports if anything you're like spud web or fucking some fucking some unaccomplished 0.98

00:57:18.320 laughing yeah do you know who that is yeah spud because i have no idea he's like five foot eight 0.98

00:57:22.660 or something like that but but i just mean like if you went and played against a lebron tomorrow

00:57:27.940 and you got beat 21 to two yeah or 21 to zero even would you be thinking to yourself oh my god

00:57:35.280 i'm so offended my ego took such a big hit play fight you don't play fighting no but i

00:57:41.120 get it but it's still a sport at the end of the day it's not even remotely comparable mike i'm

00:57:45.360 talking about a situation where i could have killed him easily if you went up if you went up and if 0.97

00:57:50.680 you went up and fought mma tomorrow against john jones and he beat my ass and he beat you which he 0.99

00:57:56.220 would he would fucking decimate me you would be saying what the next day i got in the ring with 0.99

00:58:02.020 john jones bro that's what i'm trying to say to you that's the part i just don't understand about 0.98

00:58:06.120 it like and i'm not because he's not been humbled he's not that's that's one beautiful thing about

00:58:10.560 fighting which is why the art of pugilism is is incredible it can it can make a man so a much

00:58:18.060 better version of himself if he's willing to take that humility and learn from it and get in the

00:58:22.160 ring and do better it's done wonders for me and my brother we've both been humbled you know you

00:58:27.280 you show up one day and you have a hard sparring session and you have to sit on the edge of the

00:58:31.300 ring like hmm i got i got some i got some things to revisit but when you do you you get in there

00:58:36.680 you get in the gym you revisit and then you make a better version of yourself through you you forge

00:58:41.700 a better version of yourself with mental and physical fortitude and you know i i don't know

00:58:46.960 if i don't i don't i don't think i don't know much about like brad's personal character but like

00:58:52.520 how how fast he quit made me thinks he doesn't have that in him because i bet next time but

00:58:57.160 no but stamina is the decider mike it's not stamina i can tell you as someone who does know

00:59:02.500 bradley very well he he the person mental perseverance is not something he struggles 0.72

00:59:07.520 with he's been he's been through enough shit and why he quit that quick because bro if you're 0.99

00:59:11.340 fucking gonna die of not being able to breathe air you're gonna you have no choice his body was 0.99

00:59:16.360 not prepared what he didn't even do anything mike he got taken down the head yeah you said 1.00

00:59:22.100 adrenaline dump he probably tried to put a ton energy into the choke not stamina is what i'm

00:59:26.580 telling you stamina isn't the it shouldn't be the excuse the excuse should be i am not and he lost

00:59:32.000 I'm not a fighter just say it

00:59:34.460 You're not a fighter it's not fair Brad

00:59:36.600 Which is why I did it

00:59:38.120 Me fighting you isn't fair

00:59:40.160 I told the boys exactly what was going to happen

00:59:42.580 And it happened

00:59:43.340 If you want to do it again

00:59:46.400 Get some training in and the stamina

00:59:48.200 Steroid excuse

00:59:50.160 Stop

00:59:51.240 I wish he would have left it

00:59:53.980 Which he should have 0.98

00:59:55.920 I fucking manned up 0.99

00:59:58.280 I looked fear in the face 0.99

00:59:59.700 and fist fought someone

01:00:02.160 who knows how to do combat

01:00:03.840 and it could have been good there

01:00:05.860 and he could have

01:00:06.460 I don't know

01:00:08.560 learned from it and done something about it

01:00:11.260 but now it's

01:00:12.520 oh but he was on steroids and he was 230 0.99

01:00:15.360 shut the fuck up 0.98

01:00:16.460 we've been talking about this too long 1.00

01:00:19.020 hello

01:00:19.460 this is MGK

01:00:24.840 we got MGK on the line here

01:00:26.700 what was that? you're on the podcast

01:00:28.020 yeah speaker mike no no jelly's on the way over here did are you still here

01:00:36.440 yeah are you coming well i don't know where y'all at i might go shopping instead but where

01:00:42.620 you at he's new york i'll send you the address right now all right that's okay all right let's

01:00:47.180 go um let's go okay uh i'm gonna allow you to select one of these next topics all right here

01:00:56.240 we go i fired my baby nurse i did have one i did the rich people thing why i realized 0.96

01:01:05.760 the idea of someone else raising my child in any capacity is a fucking crazy thought what about 0.88

01:01:13.560 nannies yeah we'll get nannies out of pure necessity and i'm realizing that now but everyone 0.94

01:01:19.200 that has the ability to do it has a baby nurse and and we tried but i fired it within the first

01:01:25.660 hour because she was just so bad mike she was so bad oh it was a bad baby nurse horrible oh well

01:01:31.640 that's different no i thought no but no but worked for believe it worked for worked for all these

01:01:36.260 other people like you know a resume that that we thought was all right and i i get in i i arrive

01:01:41.540 uh to the house that we're staying at right now with with um my my child exhausted from the

01:01:47.720 hospital you know first night just learning how to be a dad i sit on the couch that's me on my

01:01:52.500 chest relaxing i'm i'm in my happy happy place baby nurse comes over by the way barely know this

01:01:58.480 woman interviewed her a few times on the on the zoom she comes over she goes okay wake the baby

01:02:03.360 up he has to feed she has to feed i go aggressive overbearing is the word helicopter baby nurse

01:02:08.760 30 red flags within 15 minutes and so i took her aside and i said um i have to just i'm gonna be

01:02:16.880 candid with you because we're got to communicate you're a a roommate now and also like you're our

01:02:22.080 baby nurse it sounds like something that would have happened at uh white oak back in the day

01:02:26.180 yeah remember when we used to have to manage people yes and now it's well you did yeah now

01:02:30.520 i have to nina's like can you handle it i'm feeding my baby i'm exhausted i'm like i gotta be

01:02:35.140 i was so bad i go i go i have to be candid with you so right off the rip you're coming with me

01:02:41.320 you're coming across well she made nina nina cry because i i left her no one alone with nina

01:02:47.600 and this woman was do this do this do this and it was just it was just too much and nina goes

01:02:53.160 she's like it's just so hectic she's so hectic and i was like you're coming across like pretty

01:02:57.620 overbearing and i gave her some very candid feedback about her style and just like in general

01:03:04.260 she's way too loud just like trying to control everything and i and and afterwards when i realized

01:03:10.860 i i didn't see my information and my feedback being downloaded by her i go

01:03:14.960 it's very important to me that i know that you are capable of downloading and receiving the

01:03:21.000 feedback that i'm giving you and she starts laughing at me not at me she just starts laughing

01:03:25.960 cackling i go uh this isn't super funny like what um what are you laughing at she goes you are just

01:03:36.940 so serious i go are you capable of implementing the notes that i'm giving you involving how to

01:03:46.380 raise and deal with my child was this what her face looked like yes yes mike she had no idea

01:03:51.980 what i was incapable of understanding what i was saying didn't even know the uh our name by her

01:03:58.500 name by the way after after i after i fired her i i we got our car we got her out of there she

01:04:04.320 texted a thing no hard feelings and by the way i but i bookended it with with incredible i was

01:04:08.660 like i don't want this to be awkward like anything you need from us the rest of the night like

01:04:11.920 literally tell us you know give me a hug i'm sorry if i did i said i'm sorry if i upset you

01:04:17.020 she goes anything anything i need i go yeah she goes can you sign six bottles of prime actually

01:04:21.520 yeah that's actually insane i go i i a hundred percent made the right decision jesus mother of

01:04:27.900 god she was a fan yeah sends a uh love it yeah grandkids sends it sends a long text no hard

01:04:34.480 feelings anything you need baby asthma so cute baby asthma asthma didn't even know my daughter's

01:04:40.440 name well maybe she wasn't sure if it was a daughter so she was leaving the name open-ended

01:04:46.060 two days later two days later me and nina sitting on the couch she's in the closet no text from her

01:04:53.420 esme no just one word yeah no way not even not even the asterix unreal because she realized two

01:05:01.060 days after she'd been calling her the wrong name even though it was written on the birth certificate

01:05:06.240 on a on a welcome maybe she thought she was texting esme directly i think she realized she

01:05:13.120 called our daughter the wrong name and also probably why that relationship didn't work

01:05:17.280 all right your choice cost costco guys who they bring the boom yeah i know i know um you can do

01:05:23.720 you can do you can do mudang or you can do or you can do uh nitrogen gas execution in alabama 0.57

01:05:30.220 i'll do the last one okay what the hell alabama executed a condemned man thursday using nitrogen 0.51

01:05:37.840 gas in only the second instant in the united in the united states of the methods used which drew

01:05:43.140 criticism from some human rights groups what do you do i don't have that here in my notes come on

01:05:50.420 mike come on what do you do okay well let's well those questions are fair enough dude so well well

01:05:55.160 the question is important because what do you have to do to be killed in an exotic format what's

01:06:01.860 exotic nitrogen gas how is that exotic it seems exotic why uh it seems like they would say do you

01:06:08.760 want the nitrogen nitrogen gas or would you prefer to be trampled by elephants i feel like

01:06:14.500 nitrogen gas is probably painless no that's what they say but so like okay how how uh how does it

01:06:21.660 work like this let's let's find out they're euthanizing people pretty process of death by

01:06:26.220 nitrogen gas involves forcing oh the way they put this is terrible forcing an inmate to inhale 100

01:06:32.180 percent nitrogen gas uh sentenced to death in 2000 for the 1999 killings of three men

01:06:38.260 uh in alabama it's death by nitrogen hypoxia a controversial method critics say is tantamount 0.96

01:06:47.120 to torture cool sounds good to me fucking bring back the electric chair if it's up to me 1.00

01:06:52.300 murderers fuck them fuck them all well i don't think that's how it works i don't i don't think 1.00

01:06:57.660 they're uh i don't think they're supposed to torture him why not kill him make it no no i 1.00

01:07:03.980 wonder how those three men's families felt probably torture it's for the rest of their 1.00

01:07:07.920 life as well fuck off kill him well okay well like we have we have the geneva convention as 1.00

01:07:17.320 it pertains to war like like what what you're saying i hear i hear what you're saying i get 1.00

01:07:21.400 get the sentiment but governmental killing and just and just sent the sentencing of death in

01:07:28.740 general is is is a complex topic is it i think so because because let me ask you a question because

01:07:36.580 then you're because then you're giving the government or the prison system the right to

01:07:42.420 go truly eye for an eye with someone who did a really evil thing so so so i guess the question

01:07:48.360 is like does that start government to maintain that responsibility that's a fair point no not

01:07:54.140 even that but like that should not even that but like doesn't it does that then just make them as

01:07:58.780 bad as the person who did the deed do you know what i'm saying like no no the the the issue and

01:08:05.360 the conversation i will be here for is like putting that much power in the government's hands

01:08:10.120 does scare me because they make mistakes yeah and cannot be trusted they just had that big one last

01:08:15.340 week with the guy that was uh like it would be a shame to the guy that there was evidence that he

01:08:21.880 may or may not have actually committed the crime and they were asking for a stay that's that's

01:08:26.380 what i'm saying like if you're wrong i should have his name like if they're wrong that's a

01:08:30.000 damn shame in a world where things always happen black and white like in that regard i totally see 0.83

01:08:34.400 but if you're absolutely if you're on video someone or killing them like bro put nitrogen 1.00

01:08:40.860 gas up your fucking asshole that's what i would i think that's what they do sick so so he he was uh 1.00

01:08:48.000 he was the shaking and trembling was miller shook and trembled on the gurney for about two minutes 1.00

01:08:53.640 with his body at times being pulled against restraints which had a report the shaking and

01:08:57.140 trembling was followed by about six minutes of periodic gulping breaths that's kind of long

01:09:03.240 sounds pretty fucking gruesome no but what i'm just saying is like to your point one is like 0.95

01:09:10.040 is like what if the wrong type shit it's like it's like it comes down to the same thing when 0.97

01:09:14.380 we waterboarded terrorists like now that's what do you mean waterboard more but but okay i'm 0.98

01:09:21.720 clearly not the person to be speaking on behalf of terrorists right now okay we need rights because

01:09:28.900 i was kind of give us our terrorists right i was kind of with that too because i was on the east 0.99

01:09:33.300 coast during 9-11 and like saw that shit all unfold so i was like okay fuck it like pour some 1.00

01:09:38.040 pour some water on these dudes bro you know what i'm saying pour some fucking water on their heads 1.00

01:09:42.720 make them um i don't think anything i'm just simply i'm just simply reporting for them no 0.99

01:09:50.520 i'm simply reporting for the people who have had problem with

01:09:53.320 this is a very good conversation yeah it's i'm not saying that we should have much more of it

01:10:01.040 today but it is it's an interesting conversation because what are you willing to do to the people

01:10:06.720 who who make it their life's goal to harm the people of your country and by the way that goes

01:10:15.400 for domestic murderers and terrorists like where does that and and what we and what we have done 0.99

01:10:21.020 as a country has always been walk the line super gray area shit because the geneva convention 0.99

01:10:28.800 provided a set of laws and standards for how to how government should conduct themselves during 1.00

01:10:36.120 warfare times incendiary devices were outlawed they can't fire bomb a fucking town because it's 0.98

01:10:41.920 going to have incredible amounts of uh collateral damage because fire is not it doesn't choose what 0.92

01:10:48.040 it's going to burn it just burns right so all of that stuff happened and now you still see it now

01:10:53.160 where there are actually laws from the geneva convention that dictate what the allowable amount

01:11:01.420 of collateral civilian death is by way of what target was supposed okay so if you so if you're

01:11:10.440 trying to bomb an office building yeah because there's one senior leader in it there's only x

01:11:16.500 amount of people that you can kill as a result of that god but if you're going to bomb a weapons 0.98

01:11:21.900 depot which has the ability to take out entire fucking countries yeah the the allowable human 0.97

01:11:28.980 collateral damage as a result of that bombing is actually a much larger number so there it's it's 0.98

01:11:34.620 crazy at a macro level what we're talking about right now is is the discussion and debate around

01:11:42.600 value of human life and and when that value changes based on the deeds of a person who has

01:11:48.620 done something wrong yeah it's it's i'm not saying anything right or wrong because i'm going to sit

01:11:52.940 on the fence as always but it's a it's a strange conversation to have it is extremely strange

01:11:59.340 if it were possible ideally i think the punishment should sort of match the crime

01:12:07.140 like how much suffering did this guy cause the three people he probably shot him so is it fair

01:12:15.380 then that they died what instantly minutes i don't know and then he it took him six minutes to die so

01:12:21.340 So if each, I don't know, if each one lived for two minutes after he shot him

01:12:24.780 and there's a total of six minutes of them dying,

01:12:26.820 then yeah, I think six minutes choking on nitrogen gas is like burning. 1.00

01:12:30.940 Or why don't they just shoot him? 0.99

01:12:33.300 Well, because maybe the suffering that he caused those three men 1.00

01:12:37.140 and the harm that their families will endure for the rest of their life

01:12:40.620 is not equivalent to an easy death fight.

01:12:44.260 What if they were not good dudes?

01:12:46.920 What if they were gang members?

01:12:48.260 A lot of nuance.

01:12:49.260 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:12:50.060 That's why I don't know what they were

01:12:51.520 They could have been

01:12:52.360 They could have been baby nurses

01:12:54.940 So what you're describing is like

01:12:56.380 Shitty baby nurses 0.99

01:12:57.440 Shitty male 1.00

01:13:00.040 So look if this guy was on some vigilante shit 1.00

01:13:02.380 And killing people and then he got killed 1.00

01:13:03.820 I don't know

01:13:04.700 How long would you waterboard Batman for 0.99

01:13:07.100 Answer that smart ass 0.99

01:13:09.780 Would you firebomb Spider-Man's village 1.00

01:13:12.100 Because he accidentally hurt an old woman

01:13:13.640 Who was buying groceries while he was fighting 0.99

01:13:15.540 Against fucking Dr. Octagon 0.99

01:13:17.180 What's that guy's name? 0.99

01:13:18.360 Dr. Oct 0.81

01:13:18.960 imagine a woman

01:13:23.060 you have like Gertrude

01:13:25.880 we'll call her

01:13:26.600 she's crossing the street with her cart filled with lemons

01:13:29.580 oranges and like kale

01:13:31.120 Spider-Man's chasing

01:13:33.540 Dr. Ock, knocks Gertrude over

01:13:35.480 she hits her head on an NYC

01:13:37.580 fire hydrant and dies

01:13:38.980 so now they put Spider-Man up on

01:13:41.720 trial right

01:13:42.620 it's being reported about on X

01:13:44.860 Spider-Man hates Jews, here's the proof 1.00

01:13:46.960 like the whole thing 1.00

01:13:47.880 So that all happens

01:13:51.160 What's the retribution for Spider-Man

01:13:53.660 For this accidental killing of Gertrude

01:13:55.380 Who was just trying to bring groceries home

01:13:56.840 To watch Price is Right

01:13:57.860 Do you know what I'm saying

01:14:01.600 Your nuances, you're right

01:14:03.100 You're absolutely right

01:14:03.880 They're all incredibly nuanced

01:14:05.260 I'm sure there's information about this particular killing

01:14:07.500 That this condemned man

01:14:09.280 That I just don't have

01:14:10.400 The context when you're talking about euthanasia

01:14:14.880 Is very important 1.00

01:14:17.280 We should have gone with Moo Dang 1.00

01:14:18.960 We 100% should have gone with Moo Fucking Dang 1.00

01:14:23.680 What is the deal with that little hippo 1.00

01:14:25.300 He's a little fucker bro 1.00

01:14:26.500 He's the cutest thing ever 1.00

01:14:27.940 He runs around, bites people's knees

01:14:30.600 Bro he is the greatest

01:14:33.020 Dude I always knew there was something with hippos

01:14:35.020 They're so great

01:14:35.940 Until they get really big Mike

01:14:37.480 They can really cause real damage

01:14:39.920 You know how many people die by hippo

01:14:41.980 Per year

01:14:42.400 It's a pretty high number

01:14:43.940 I'll use my chat GPT voice box

01:14:47.080 How many people die by hippo

01:14:54.160 Every year

01:14:54.700 Hippos are surprisingly

01:14:57.960 Dangerous animals

01:14:58.900 While the exact number varies

01:15:00.960 It's estimated that hippos kill

01:15:03.200 Around 500 people each year

01:15:05.420 That's a lot of people 0.97

01:15:06.200 They're basically terrorists 1.00

01:15:07.340 And while mudane might look cute now 1.00

01:15:09.720 That motherfucker 1.00

01:15:11.000 Could be very dangerous 1.00

01:15:13.380 We got a waterboard mudang 1.00

01:15:14.840 we got a waterboard mudang and find out what he knows about these fucking terrorists yo what does 0.99

01:15:19.880 he know no i love him though yeah all man animals are so cute when they're little like especially 0.99

01:15:24.560 the animals that get big when they're not yet killing 500 people like little elephants i think

01:15:29.800 jelly rolls here by the way just just so you know we got we got to wrap this up i know but i do want

01:15:35.500 to say this congratulations on the kid thank you i'm very excited to meet her um and and also just

01:15:42.860 throwing this out there dude i audience you feel free if you're still there by the way god bless

01:15:48.140 you it has been a while i think we're coming up on november something will be six years since we 0.61

01:15:56.180 started the show wow if you're still watching this from sex therapist we love you wow you're

01:16:01.060 fucking incredible but please comment below if we don't have another guest we didn't do this just 0.98

01:16:07.560 because we had content i'll get content bro we could have done this terrorist conversation for 0.98

01:16:12.220 another hour you are my guy don't fucking i'm telling you you're right you and i can do these 0.95

01:16:16.420 episodes i'll come to p wherever yeah let's just get content okay you're right you're telling you 0.97

01:16:21.820 this was fun hey you're right this i felt i had fun come on i had a lot dude that was awesome that

01:16:27.060 was fun that was fun um uh i'm gonna give you equity and lunch lee no a very small amount but

01:16:34.840 yes you just saved that for the end of the episode let me reiterate it's a very small amount

01:16:42.620 no that's fine what a little bit a little bit well this is honestly the first thank you yeah

01:16:50.320 this is the first time i'm hearing about that i mean you know well can i should i try it first

01:16:55.220 or are those not ready because you gave me equity in the perishable product no no no no they're

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01:17:10.340 this one i eat this one as a snack don't care about that wow all right i have no equity

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01:17:48.560 does that make you want to tweet about how evil snacks are our competitors can't say the same 0.99

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