Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 02, 2024


MrBeast, Logan Paul & KSI on Launching Lunchly, Fighting Jake Paul, Ronaldo’s YouTube Takeover

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Hulk Hogan Leaks Secret Donald Trump Call, Roasts Logan Paul’s WWE Career, Exposes The Rock Logan Paul Finally Addresses DanTDM Beef, Becomes A Girl Dad, Attacks Bradley Martyn

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00:00:35.860 I'm Lexi Iwanu.
00:00:37.020 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
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00:02:12.360 Did you guys see a dude who lost all the weight?
00:02:14.400 I feel like some of you would do. 0.77
00:02:15.520 But then you'd just come out as black. 0.88
00:02:17.140 Well, I did that. 0.95
00:02:18.100 Oh.
00:02:18.800 No.
00:02:19.840 No.
00:02:20.860 Are you boxing Jake Paul?
00:02:22.060 We all want to see it.
00:02:22.840 I'd be down.
00:02:23.460 Why don't you fight Jake at my wedding?
00:02:25.740 We did launch Lunchly today.
00:02:27.180 They don't know we launched it because the live stream was grainy and laggy.
00:02:30.820 We're saying it's going to be the biggest announcement ever.
00:02:32.440 It comes out in 240p.
00:02:34.520 Ronaldo gained 60 million subscribers last month.
00:02:36.980 Well, what if Ronaldo beats you?
00:02:38.400 I mean, I'm not going down without a fight.
00:02:39.880 Messi, let's go.
00:02:41.000 No, we don't like Messi.
00:02:42.120 We don't like Messi.
00:02:43.040 Oh, that's...
00:02:43.680 Oh, when I have kids, I'm not looking.
00:02:45.340 Yeah, I think I'm going to look.
00:02:46.200 No way.
00:02:47.000 Like, coming out?
00:02:47.720 I can't imagine Logan just squatting down like...
00:02:50.620 Nah, bro.
00:02:51.040 All right, come on then.
00:02:51.820 Get out, man.
00:02:57.180 welcome bro late to your own pants sorry what are you wearing shorts i don't know bro
00:03:13.380 my stylist tells me what to wear oh really late to his own podcast jimmy was late this morning
00:03:19.860 to his own company his own company's launch the company hadn't launched yet so was i late if
00:03:24.820 there was no company you were absolutely late and and why don't you tell everyone why you were late
00:03:30.240 uh well i just stayed up late looking at chocolate i was in walmart last night that's not a joke
00:03:35.440 yeah i mean you guys didn't want to go look with me he invited us he said he said why don't you
00:03:39.620 guys come to walmart with me it was like 11 p.m come to walmart with me so you can look at chocolate
00:03:43.160 he actually does it but we we did it when we were lost in um north carolina yeah north carolina he
00:03:49.620 does it every state he goes well i mean we could have looked at the hydration aisle too so what did
00:03:55.180 you do exactly you've you've told the story before but what do you do you walk around walmart oh my
00:04:00.320 gosh you're gonna make me seem like a lunatic you are you are no it's a reasonable thing to do there's
00:04:05.680 there's an app that you can see like sales velocities of products and so i just walk around 0.98
00:04:10.820 walmart and i just scan every single item in an aisle and i'm like oh this sells 10 units a day
00:04:15.660 whereas this one sells too and then i just like to you know try to figure out why number nerd
00:04:20.920 welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching
00:04:24.160 viewing and subscribing if you noticed the guy to my right is mr beast i'm not mike not mike why is
00:04:29.460 he not here he's in singapore he's in singapore for karate combat what yeah karate combat wait
00:04:35.280 karate combat yes yeah as in he's using karate to combat not mike specifically he has trouble
00:04:42.080 walking and doing really anything physically um but he's an announcer for this fight so so that's
00:04:49.360 why he couldn't be here today uh but i know no one's gonna believe that and i know you're gonna
00:04:52.820 think we had some sort of falling out there's some sort of beef or he got fired and um i kind
00:04:56.540 of like that narrative let's run with that they're falling out at a beef actually sprinkle in that he
00:05:00.580 doesn't like me as well let's just like really run with it let's do it but we got we got the boys
00:05:05.520 here today yeah so you're sure actually here's a better controversy he's mad he doesn't own part
00:05:10.420 to lunchly so he didn't want to be in it that that's more believable that is actually a little
00:05:16.260 real that's a good one run with that one every comment next few because he's already he's already
00:05:20.960 mad about not having prime equity you couldn't even give him like one share of prime no i mean
00:05:27.960 i i'm all for giving him like a penny of equity and lunchly so he can't complain about it really
00:05:33.140 yeah i would do it okay well that we only need two out of three votes that's two oh yeah it's done
00:05:37.380 all right all right congrats mike uh uh but yeah we uh we did launch lunchly today we actually just
00:05:44.440 did it um if you guys saw on instagram live probably probably best quality live stream
00:05:48.580 i think you might have tried to see it on live yes uh they don't know we launched it because
00:05:55.360 the live stream was grainy and laggy and for some reason if you go live with multiple instagram
00:06:01.120 accounts in the same vicinity it just like goes to hell yeah it was it was pretty interesting
00:06:06.100 we blew it yeah we really did i mean like i had we had like a week-long build-up we're saying it's
00:06:10.960 gonna be the biggest announcement ever shit comes out in 240p it was you should just post it on
00:06:16.260 instagram we're like oh the two largest creator brands are coming together all this we got a 0.87
00:06:22.040 everything just building up to it and then i also think people are confused about what the product
00:06:26.880 is they're like wait so it's just prime and feastables in a lunchables no no it's prime
00:06:33.760 and feastables compete in a lunch but um yeah we we decided to come together put the fastest
00:06:43.660 growing beverage in history the fastest growing snack candy in history feastables meets prime
00:06:50.340 meets an entree so we have three lunch lunch meals here it's going deep in fine dude we started off
00:06:55.920 turkey stackums fiesta nachos and we got a pizza and um i i'll be honest with you boys
00:07:02.920 i'm dissatisfied with the launch i'm dissatisfied well you know what i think with the prime launch
00:07:09.000 it went so well that this one had to go wrong like this one for them watching you really should
00:07:15.400 play a clip of the grainy live stream that's not like a 1940s tv that was us attempting to go live
00:07:21.400 horrible i saw a screenshot on twitter of it and i go i can't believe we did this yeah like like
00:07:27.920 we spent so long we spent eight months making sure everything is perfect and the one thing the three
00:07:33.580 internet kids don't didn't get right was the internet well it's funny too is like um because
00:07:38.600 i joined the live stream it was like the uh logan and then ksi joined on his instagram and then i was
00:07:43.160 going to join to be a surprise and the viewership's climbing and climbing and climbing and then i'm
00:07:47.000 like oh logan's really lagging and all the comments are like why is logan lagging i just see like
00:07:51.660 10 000 people stop watching and then another 10 000 another 20 000 another 30 000 and all of a
00:07:57.380 sudden like a hundred thousand viewers drop and i'm like oh wait this isn't just my internet like
00:08:02.140 this everyone's and then logan's like come on in jimmy and on the live stream i just hear
00:08:07.240 and i'm like i was that my cue my fiancee texted me and said your live stream is sending me into
00:08:14.400 labor because that's the other thing like nina's on the cusp of by the time this comes out you'll
00:08:19.780 probably already be a dad dude this will whoa this will be the last podcast where i'm not a dad
00:08:26.960 oh my gosh that's crazy that's really crazy that's crazy you must be asked i'm pretty excited
00:08:35.020 man well here i got some tips for you not to you off i just got a cat okay okay and it's been rough
00:08:41.540 um the cat meels at night there's a little bit of separation anxiety we're we're working on it
00:08:45.820 um i'm thinking of having the cat sleep in its own room i thought you're gonna say i'm thinking
00:08:49.860 about having the cat put down i'm trying to give you some fathery advice someone who just got a
00:08:55.440 cat so you're not going to euthanize the cat um because it meows at night no no i'm just gonna
00:09:00.000 make it sleep in the other room and ignore the screams okay oh it's oh it screams that no it
00:09:05.040 just it's like kind of needy because it's just like uh the foster home i came from had like
00:09:09.180 five other cats and now just like play with me 24 7 and i'm like yeah so look um this is this is
00:09:16.800 actually pretty cool that we get to sit here on this podcast and and not only talk about coming
00:09:20.880 together for this company because we all have like so much history together in different ways 0.75
00:09:25.000 but also like not not to not to toot our horns but to fucking toot bro we uh we we've each come 0.82
00:09:31.860 up on the internet and and i'm blessed to say we've had really successful careers so to be able 0.99
00:09:35.580 to just sit here and kind of like shoot the shit is kind of cool um i know you jimmy just got done 0.97
00:09:41.780 shooting your amazon show my god which from what it sounds like is going to be the biggest game 0.99
00:09:47.980 show in history ever yeah you all y'all broke how many guinness world records shooting it we broke
00:09:53.100 over 40 world records while filming beast games it's my amazon show i'm driving later this year
00:09:57.160 most contestants of any game show in history largest cash prize of any game show in history
00:10:02.320 most cameras recording simultaneously of any production in history um i can go on and on i
00:10:07.600 mean it's if there's a world record for game shows we broke it and we even broke a lot of
00:10:12.480 stuff that have nothing to do with game shows it is i i really need amazon to tell me what i can
00:10:17.620 or can't say i wish i could run you through the things we shot uh it is literally going to blow
00:10:22.700 your mind it is 10 episodes and every episode literally makes my youtube videos look like
00:10:27.740 child's play like they're just i i what would you say is the best episode um i mean say it don't say
00:10:35.260 yeah say what you did just say it i could i want to so bad let's just say there's there's i could
00:10:45.200 say this we built the city in the middle of nowhere there's just a field what and uh that's
00:10:50.280 just burning man and we pulled up no we built like an actual city but they do a burning man
00:10:54.260 yeah but like we went to burning man well as in like buildings buildings like actually a walled
00:10:59.060 city that the contestants lived in throughout the show what so like uh when we i can't say the
00:11:06.500 number but there's hundreds of contestants when we got to that point i was like all right now
00:11:10.140 follow me and i took him into the middle of nowhere and there's walls and then inside the
00:11:14.760 walls is enough housing for hundreds of people giant towers i mean and i can't say anything else
00:11:20.080 because it'll spoil the show but like we spent over 15 million dollars building a city just for
00:11:24.060 15 million yeah just for one part of the show i mean just for one part oh yeah the first episode
00:11:29.660 i spent over 20 million dollars on i mean it was it's probably like one of the most expensive
00:11:33.360 episodes in television history bro we're launching this company lunch and jimmy's already trying to
00:11:39.300 like give away all the money that we already don't have because there's no profits because
00:11:42.960 it's day zero i throughout the show i think i am allowed to say this we gave away over 20 million
00:11:47.740 dollars throughout the show but wasn't the grand prize like five yeah it'll make sense when you
00:11:54.020 watch it it's no no no no no no it doesn't make sense jimmy it doesn't make sense because i know
00:11:58.800 you had a hundred million dollar budget but i also know well that's that's not you don't know
00:12:04.180 i had a hundred million well yeah no yeah i had a hundred yeah but that's what the headline said
00:12:08.300 um but you spent way more but yes i also spent way more than 100 million i somehow got
00:12:13.700 One of the largest unscripted deals in history and then managed to lose tens of millions of dollars filming, bro
00:12:19.040 You know, I love about you. You're always playing the camera. Oh, am I supposed to look at you? I mean, we're having
00:12:31.040 It's just have it
00:12:34.100 That is funny
00:12:36.100 He comes it I've seen him do it just look at us, bro. Yeah, it really hurts not to look at that camera
00:12:42.100 so they just are you crying it looks like he's yeah i know i don't this happened i don't know
00:12:47.880 if you remember i do also four years ago i have this thing where my eyes randomly get watery
00:12:52.460 and you literally said are you crying and i explained this to you four years ago now your 0.90
00:12:56.640 eyes are getting water and here we are four years later explaining the same fucking thing 0.98
00:13:02.940 yes my eyes get watery i don't know someone fix it wait so if you just swore so if you just if 0.97
00:13:09.520 you swear now are you canceled um well you swore earlier and i was like oh i guess i'm allowed to
00:13:14.840 swear that's true yeah i mean it is it will destroy your ad revenue on this but yeah oh bro
00:13:19.160 ad rep was out the window circa 2017 really what happened in 2017 are you are you voting for trump
00:13:26.920 or bro i have i get hit in the head for a living like i'm always doing crazy stuff like i don't
00:13:32.640 know what's going on what'd you say can't say what i can't get hit in the head but i do bro
00:13:38.340 What's good?
00:13:39.280 What do you say?
00:13:39.820 The WWE isn't real?
00:13:41.380 Yeah, Jeff.
00:13:42.400 It is real. 0.85
00:13:43.400 So he gets hit in the head.
00:13:44.540 It's real painful.
00:13:45.220 No, I was actually talking about boxing.
00:13:46.940 Oh.
00:13:48.040 But I quit boxing.
00:13:49.620 How's your boxing?
00:13:50.620 Yeah, it's cool.
00:13:51.520 We don't care who I'm voting for.
00:13:53.000 We just...
00:13:53.840 Okay, fine.
00:13:54.760 No, no, no.
00:13:56.220 Jeff, you're just like...
00:13:57.160 No, no, I got this.
00:13:58.240 Okay.
00:13:59.100 Are you voting for Kamala or...
00:14:00.600 I believe you guys should use your American given right to vote.
00:14:05.920 you should vote for whatever person represents the values that you care deeply about and you 0.79
00:14:10.880 should not vote for whoever some influencer tells you to vote for damn how many times did you
00:14:15.680 practice that i didn't actually patrick mahomes said that like uh two days really in an interview 0.98
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00:16:56.280 oh my god lexi we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me i'm lexi iwanu we're two best
00:17:02.740 friends 22 years apart but so close at heart and i'm lisa di julio the old one which means we have
00:17:09.500 wildly different references occasionally different opinions and at this point in my 50s i've lived it
00:17:15.220 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.
00:17:18.040 That is wild.
00:17:19.440 I learned that about you today.
00:17:22.080 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,
00:17:25.300 Good Taste is my business,
00:17:27.260 and I've always got something to say.
00:17:29.460 If men were just honest about this,
00:17:31.580 there would be so much more peace in the world.
00:17:33.460 We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty,
00:17:36.680 getting older, and a little wiser.
00:17:38.540 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.
00:17:40.880 Because you told us how accommodating you are.
00:17:43.400 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight,
00:17:46.800 but there's only so much fight I can fight.
00:17:48.700 Don't lie to me.
00:17:49.720 Don't lie to me.
00:17:51.040 Don't lie to me.
00:17:52.280 Don't lie to me.
00:17:53.500 Don't lie to me.
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00:17:55.320 Liar. 0.98
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00:18:03.140 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman.
00:18:04.980 Angela Geritana.
00:18:05.920 Jeremy Culhane.
00:18:06.620 Patrick McDonald.
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00:18:17.120 Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.
00:18:20.140 What I try to do is faux journal.
00:18:23.180 I don't know. Have you guys heard of faux journaling?
00:18:24.840 Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading.
00:18:26.220 So we don't like to use that word anymore.
00:18:29.640 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.
00:18:31.580 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class yet?
00:18:34.460 No!
00:18:35.160 I've been dying to.
00:18:37.280 I'm so sorry.
00:18:38.100 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes
00:18:41.960 by Audra McDonald at the Wonderland
00:18:43.920 bookstore on the 14th. That's crazy. I went to the
00:18:45.880 Wonderland bookstore yesterday and I heard
00:18:47.820 Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty.
00:18:50.040 No way. We'll have to come to the
00:18:51.860 last bookstore, though. Kim Cattrall
00:18:53.780 is reading the guitar tabs
00:18:55.760 of yesterday.
00:18:57.940 A panel of Eurovision participants.
00:19:00.060 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
00:19:02.320 Does the Pope dress up?
00:19:03.680 He winks on Halloween.
00:19:05.920 He gets right up next to the microphone.
00:19:07.660 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes
00:19:09.880 hit each other. You've never seen
00:19:11.720 Italy so quiet
00:19:13.080 as when the Pope
00:19:14.080 gets up to wink
00:19:15.040 on Halloween
00:19:15.560 listen to artists
00:19:16.940 on artists
00:19:17.360 on artists
00:19:17.840 on artists
00:19:18.340 on the iHeartRadio app
00:19:19.740 Apple Podcasts
00:19:20.900 or wherever you get
00:19:21.740 your podcasts
00:19:22.460 yes
00:19:23.600 yeah
00:19:24.460 it's a lot better now
00:19:26.540 it's a lot better
00:19:27.080 are you boxing Jake Paul?
00:19:28.480 no
00:19:28.880 when's that gonna happen?
00:19:30.840 honestly
00:19:31.120 sorry
00:19:31.560 when is that gonna happen?
00:19:35.080 I'll be honest with you
00:19:36.480 what the hell is going on?
00:19:38.680 please
00:19:38.760 I think it's literally
00:19:39.880 to do with the weight
00:19:40.660 because right now
00:19:41.520 he's fine um mike tyson heavy boy yeah so tyson mike tyson that's still happening yeah you're
00:19:47.680 familiar with mike tyson yeah but that wasn't that like a year ago no it's in november really still
00:19:52.480 happening oh i didn't even know oh that's i i thought it got canceled no it's gonna be the
00:19:56.980 biggest fight ever holy crap that's all no i mean that the biggest fight ever and then after he
00:20:01.340 beats up mike tyson because not just because mike tyson's old yeah yeah but will you box him uh we
00:20:07.680 i'd be down i like you guys have just been going at each other on x literally non-stop for what
00:20:14.700 feels like my entire life i'm just like ready to see it like i i'm so over seeing you guys just go
00:20:20.600 at each other on twitter like just fucking duke it out let's see it give and slim just beat in
00:20:26.900 the middle just whatever your weight is whatever his is just cut that's why i'm like why not just 0.96
00:20:31.160 get me jake let's do it please i mean i've got a weight 185 and what does he want to be fury at
00:20:38.540 that weight as well what does jake want he wants like 200 okay so why don't we just be in the
00:20:43.420 middle 192.5 i can't do it i can't get even heavier why because it's just so hard it's hard
00:20:51.580 to put on weight like 2016 case i wouldn't have said that what jj 2016 like i didn't even do
00:20:58.620 anything that's what i'm saying yeah yeah well i just i just you've been there you could do it
00:21:02.320 yolo but then i realized how important weight was yeah i mean that fight would be legendary
00:21:08.220 oh yeah yeah it's it i need you guys to be huge just to make it happen it sounds like it's not
00:21:13.160 gonna yeah so it's just never gonna happen so so what's good you guys just gonna talk 0.95
00:21:16.940 shit to it i think i think that's it when like 80 years old we're still come on no 0.99
00:21:22.420 you're both 1.00
00:21:24.060 I'm gonna fucking beat you mate 1.00
00:21:26.040 you're both boxers 1.00
00:21:27.420 both kind of started this whole influencer
00:21:29.840 boxing thing that it's obviously way bigger
00:21:32.180 than that now and it's not even influencer boxing anymore
00:21:34.180 and it's just like
00:21:35.200 and you're both like in Logan's orbit
00:21:38.240 and it just all points to it
00:21:40.120 and it would be so awesome
00:21:41.840 I have a solution
00:21:42.560 since we know the boxing fight's never
00:21:46.160 gonna happen
00:21:46.780 I haven't given up yet but why don't you fight
00:21:50.140 Jake at my wedding
00:21:51.020 you know what i'm saying like i'll you i'll invite you i'll invite jake and just settle
00:21:58.080 lake como like like bro i'll be okay with that to make bare hands yeah like whatever whatever
00:22:06.080 please and then you guys can make up and start like a clothing brand or something
00:22:09.140 you can join them call rivals you can you can join them with w
00:22:15.820 Oh no I'm alright
00:22:17.320 I'm good
00:22:18.660 W his deodorant
00:22:20.140 I'll make something called L
00:22:22.580 Make it chill on purpose
00:22:25.540 You're gonna lose or
00:22:26.740 No it's for Logan we're partnering again
00:22:28.960 Yo you guys just boxed again
00:22:31.520 Oh wait
00:22:33.800 Alright I will move on
00:22:36.380 JJ
00:22:37.500 It would be the coolest thing
00:22:41.000 If you and Jake just
00:22:42.760 I promise you
00:22:44.880 it would be the coolest thing ever i have a song with trippy red it would literally break the
00:22:50.700 internet are you an adderall or something no i just want to see it so badly i really do
00:22:55.400 riddle it right now
00:22:57.500 he's crying again yeah i know you are you did start crying i like you jimmy i like your spunky guy
00:23:04.860 all right i'll take the hint we'll change the topic so how's your song with trippy red
00:23:08.740 yeah it's good well it's coming out october the 4th you should use it as your walkout
00:23:13.240 I actually should
00:23:16.220 And I will
00:23:17.080 Wait so
00:23:17.980 Okay who are you fighting next though
00:23:20.040 I think I'm going to be fighting Q1
00:23:23.460 Q1
00:23:24.280 Sometime in Q1
00:23:25.640 Maybe March, April
00:23:27.700 Yeah
00:23:28.600 And then literally just go nuts
00:23:31.480 Who is it
00:23:31.980 I can't say
00:23:33.160 Say it we'll bleep it
00:23:34.140 Bro come on
00:23:35.040 You'll actually bleep it
00:23:36.440 Yeah we'll bleep it
00:23:37.400 Okay I'm looking at
00:23:38.140 That's what I thought
00:23:39.680 I mean
00:23:40.080 That's pretty cool
00:23:41.580 Yeah yeah yeah
00:23:42.440 i think i'll be pretty especially in the uk that would be cool and then just maybe get the o2 or
00:23:49.180 some some place for sure i think that'd be absolutely nuts walk out to think of it
00:23:55.420 feature trippy red yeah obviously i'm promoting my music no i know i saw yeah yeah yeah i'm trying
00:24:05.520 to i'm trying to do you with the whole promotion thing i don't know if you saw a little bit of it
00:24:10.080 when I did the whole commentary thing.
00:24:11.920 Yeah, you mixed it in.
00:24:12.740 Yeah, I was like, all right, let me get my Logan hype.
00:24:15.260 A little viral marketing.
00:24:16.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:16.700 Never hurt nobody.
00:24:18.080 I want to hear your Lunchly pitch.
00:24:20.560 My Lunchly pitch.
00:24:21.420 Yeah, you got to start sneaking that in.
00:24:23.660 Just eat it.
00:24:24.860 It's fantastic.
00:24:26.660 I like that.
00:24:27.440 Yeah.
00:24:27.580 That's actually not bad.
00:24:28.680 Maybe a little more about the taste.
00:24:30.820 Well, I think people will try it.
00:24:32.840 It's one of the things where people will look and go,
00:24:34.600 oh, okay, I know what Lunchly is.
00:24:36.720 Let me try it.
00:24:37.500 I love Prime.
00:24:38.020 I love Feastables.
00:24:38.560 I think
00:24:40.140 Well just do a taste test
00:24:42.140 Just buy one and have like 10 of your friends
00:24:44.140 Y'all be the judge
00:24:44.840 But Jimmy I really want to talk about these lawsuits
00:24:47.560 Because they're a big deal on the prime side
00:24:49.000 Was it the Olympic one?
00:24:52.400 We're in the process of
00:24:53.640 Was it the
00:24:55.380 Forever
00:24:57.720 Chemical one?
00:25:00.660 PFAS
00:25:01.420 So earlier this year
00:25:02.540 A weird like string of rumors
00:25:05.540 Started floating around because someone sued us
00:25:08.020 saying that prime had forever chemicals like like like yeah like more than you were supposed
00:25:13.820 to drink in like a lifetime whatever i made a tiktok debunking it um i love those the green
00:25:18.160 screen logo because because facts don't lie and people people fuck with facts um but regardless
00:25:24.120 the rumor still got out there and and like low-key the damage is done and and now even though we're
00:25:31.540 in this lawsuit whether it's true or not people think it and so uh the lawsuit got dismissed um
00:25:37.580 The plaintiff does have a chance to amend it, but she's chosen not to.
00:25:40.840 She's coming back with one really weak-ass claim that's probably also going to get dismissed.
00:25:44.840 But it's just like an example of people reaching, trying to get attention, make a quick buck on a frivolous lawsuit that actually has no merit or is based in nothing.
00:25:54.220 And we're not going to settle. 1.00
00:25:55.660 We're not going to settle because your claims are bullshit. 0.99
00:25:58.660 And in addition to the Forever Chemicals lawsuit being dropped, so did the caffeine one. 0.99
00:26:07.580 um where where plaintiffs said there was like a crazy amount of caffeine like that didn't
00:26:11.420 meet what we said on our on our label in prime energy which is 18 plus and has 200 milligrams
00:26:16.340 of caffeine that one also got dismissed but as you know jimmy like negative headlines negative
00:26:22.960 press sells and and so when there's a a lawsuit against prime and we're being sued that makes the 0.66
00:26:29.280 headline when the lawsuit is dropped no headline no one gives a fuck they're on to the next one 0.73
00:26:34.220 That's not that's not the attention, you know, it's boring.
00:26:37.680 So you're telling me you don't purposely just put what is it?
00:26:41.680 Forever chemicals in your drink to bro.
00:26:44.260 We were shocked.
00:26:45.480 Him are talking.
00:26:46.340 We're like, yo, what do you don't just bust open barrels of forever chemicals and dump that in there?
00:26:51.140 Like, what do you think this is? 0.97
00:26:53.700 Like some fucking rinky dink operation where that's like what like what we're trying to like. 1.00
00:26:58.940 I can't I don't even want to say so stupid, dude. 1.00
00:27:01.260 People are so dumb. 1.00
00:27:02.220 as as as as much as i believe in people and like the up-and-coming generations and and in the world 1.00
00:27:07.940 that i hope we're headed in the right spot i just am it never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are 0.94
00:27:13.440 well i wouldn't be surprised if lunch leave will get a few dumb people on on x etc being like oh 0.98
00:27:19.040 my god they're trying to poison the kids now i did want to ask um did you guys see did you see 0.96
00:27:24.340 that dude who lost all the way uh yeah nico cato avocado oh yeah that was crazy steps ahead pre
00:27:31.240 pre-filmed the videos wow yeah that was awesome it was right yeah i feel like something you would
00:27:36.940 do yeah but then you just come out as black well i did that oh no it's just what he needs
00:27:46.980 i did do that for for when i die uh i have a bunch of videos pre-filmed sorry my channel
00:27:53.420 uploading you're lying break that down uh i probably should refilm them i mean i was like
00:27:58.900 probably like 21 22 but i filmed like videos like i have 15 like just really easy videos i filmed so
00:28:04.980 if i die my channel can keep uploading let's unpack that what do you mean when you die yeah
00:28:10.700 if you certain people in my company know on my old computer where to find these videos and then
00:28:15.960 i was just like yeah just upload these like once a month so it's like i'm still alive and like in
00:28:20.620 these like i mean they're like pretty garbage videos like one of them just me like sitting
00:28:24.120 at a table just opening like old fan mail i don't even know what it was wait so it's the final video
00:28:28.200 of you being like oh so i'm dead now heaven is yeah i like i like in that video made jokes like
00:28:35.220 i'm probably in like a coffin right now just chilling don't feel bad for me i'm dead and
00:28:42.580 then but there's another video after that so it's like they'll title it like my last video
00:28:46.360 and then a month later there's another one yo that's crazy wow that's crazy that you think like
00:28:53.020 that your your brain works in crazy ways i saw i saw an interview of you i forget who it was with
00:28:59.640 but um oh was it theovan was it yeah yeah yeah theovan was like yo when you're with mr beast
00:29:05.860 like is it inspiring like does he inspire you i'm pretty sure i said no no not at all and then he
00:29:13.700 also asked you do you want to be him and you're like no people people kept clipping that and be
00:29:18.540 like uh look what jj said doesn't and i was like no that's what i expected him to say no no i'm so
00:29:24.540 glad you were honest about it yeah because like terrifying being mr beast i have the same thought
00:29:29.420 the amount of stress that he puts onto himself i'm like i just i don't know how you do it i don't
00:29:35.360 know how your heart it's why people think i'm 35 even though i'm 26 yeah the stuff you go through 0.98
00:29:43.380 it's just so much it is it is a major turnoff jimmy i'm a pretty driven motherfucker and every 0.98
00:29:49.800 time i come and hang around you i'm literally like what am i doing with my life let's step it 0.98
00:29:53.740 up bro let's go hit some walmart no no see no i don't want to hit the walmart's i want to go home
00:29:58.780 and kiss my fiance and raise a child that's what i want to do every second with the child's a second
00:30:04.140 you could be studying okay see this is what i'm talking about oh so so if you ever have a kid are
00:30:09.460 you gonna be like the absent dad um i'm not gonna have kids till i'm ready so no i mean that's why
00:30:13.880 i'm not probably a decade down the road um wait a decade i'm pushing that stuff like bro i might if
00:30:20.580 i had a kid now yeah i'd be super absent i don't know how you're gonna balance wwe everything you
00:30:25.260 got now lunchly um i know you will and i i've obviously talked to him behind the scenes logan's
00:30:29.740 very serious about wanting to be a good father but that's like i mean that would just destroy
00:30:33.780 my life if i had a kid well i mean do you wrap up i mean i i will not have a kid anytime soon
00:30:41.680 oh okay he got a uh vasectomy oh that's disgusting i could never ill i feel like i mean but you guys
00:30:51.840 are also a couple years older than me i feel like i mean you're relax well i mean 31 you're 31 yeah
00:31:00.300 i thought you were 29 oh wow but you're over i'm like hey yeah i'll have kids in 10 years
00:31:05.580 you're five years older than me it's still not popping them out so why is that a crazy
00:31:08.840 no i know but that's because it there's a time there's a time for it yeah i feel like
00:31:14.520 two three years really yeah man we're gonna have many logan's many jj's running around i'm gonna
00:31:21.020 be coming into the lunchly office there's gonna be many thems everywhere they'll be like oh my
00:31:25.480 got lunch sleep oh my god vegetables i feel left out i just feel like i feel like family is pretty
00:31:33.420 cool it can be pretty cool oh it is yeah no i you know what's funny is if you this is why i
00:31:37.880 partially hate doing podcasts because my opinions change so much over time and if there's a podcast
00:31:42.300 i did years ago where someone asked me if i'd ever have kids and i gave the most cringe answer
00:31:46.940 on the face of the universe where i was like you know elon and bill gates have kids so maybe i'll
00:31:51.980 have kids and i got clowned on so hard why why why is that a clown thing because people are like 0.95
00:31:56.760 why would you have a kid just because yeah i mean that is a stupid answer i don't try to 1.00
00:32:01.000 no no it's a stupid answer it is literally the dumbest answer another human being has kids if 1.00
00:32:07.300 their examples are role models and you want to emulate their life yeah who cares but i'm inspire 1.00
00:32:11.760 you of course but you know a kid is much more than just the thing you do because of two random
00:32:16.820 people i i disagree i think i think two smart people you name they're doing something that
00:32:21.380 you may have yeah but you should have kids because you want to you know nurture them and
00:32:25.220 you want to invest in them and you want to you know raise their family but you said if you're
00:32:28.640 like if you're an early 20s person like you know you don't have your life figured out so you are
00:32:33.840 kind of like taking examples from people exactly but that's where but it's just so funny because
00:32:38.200 i i watch that clip now and i think it's cringe so i'm not i'm like not trying to defend it it's
00:32:41.660 like one of the cringiest things i've ever said oh you shouldn't feel bad or nor i know the context
00:32:47.100 stuff it but it's but people obviously repost old clips of me all the time yeah and so they don't
00:32:51.520 know i'm like 22 here saying this and so they're like what the fuck context is everything people
00:32:57.080 try to tell me i push my dog off a boat recently video four years ago came back up then the dog 0.81
00:33:03.660 just jumped off jog dog jumped off the boat yeah it was it was it could have been it could have
00:33:08.220 been really fucking bad yeah but it was fine dog was fine you just jumped in dog was fine dog was
00:33:13.480 fine thank god but but like you know to your point two of them people will take everything 0.92
00:33:18.540 out of context it's the name of the game you know you got you got to you got to live and you got to
00:33:22.240 learn and that's the other thing as long as you are living and learning nobody especially anyone
00:33:26.740 in their 20s should feel ashamed to change their mind should they get older and change their 0.83
00:33:31.260 fucking mind yeah like i i'm so confused why that's like why that's frowned upon i feel like 0.98
00:33:36.780 that definitely isn't frowned upon that i think that's perfectly normal you experience new things 0.98
00:33:42.900 And then you realize, oh, my thought back then doesn't make sense now
00:33:46.500 People don't get that
00:33:47.340 People don't get that
00:33:48.400 Oh, well, you can't change opinions
00:33:49.800 So look, so look, I had 1.00
00:33:51.900 How many people aren't that stupid? 1.00
00:33:54.520 JJ, I had pretty heavy opinions about Trump in like, when was it? 1.00
00:34:00.000 Like in 2019, 2020
00:34:01.240 It's not like super heavy, but I was like outspoken about Trump
00:34:05.360 And then he was on the podcast
00:34:07.180 And like here I am thinking like this can be a conversation four or five years later
00:34:11.100 And like I can learn
00:34:12.180 we can just sit down and have this like cord like we can i don't know like reach common ground and
00:34:16.260 just have a conversation and people were like adverse to it like they're like well you said
00:34:22.640 this four years ago so like and i'm like well what if i changed my mind yeah yeah what if i like
00:34:28.460 matured a little bit or got older and you learned and grew as a human yeah it's like that whoa
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00:36:12.700 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.
00:36:16.040 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.
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00:36:20.180 I'm Lexi Iwano.
00:36:21.300 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:36:25.360 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
00:36:30.420 occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:36:34.880 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today.
00:36:41.380 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've always got
00:36:47.620 something to say. If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the
00:36:52.320 world we're gonna talk about dating relationships beauty getting older and a little wiser we're
00:36:58.060 best friends but we don't always agree because you told us how accommodating you are obviously
00:37:03.140 i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight
00:37:07.720 don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me
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00:37:39.120 Oh, I scammed them. What? I could talk to you for an hour.
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00:38:23.240 Maybe that is that, maybe that's their problem.
00:38:26.720 Change is hard, brother.
00:38:27.800 Change is hard.
00:38:28.300 That's what I mean.
00:38:29.160 Like, you know the phrase, once a cheater, always a cheater.
00:38:32.620 I feel like, no.
00:38:35.240 You know what I mean?
00:38:35.840 Like, if you've cheated once before and you've gone through life in a certain way
00:38:40.340 and then over time you realize, oh, it's not great doing that. 0.98
00:38:43.780 you know it's you know it's shit for the other person it's this is that that you know you 0.94
00:38:48.280 experience life and realize that's a terrible thing to do and then in the future you don't 0.95
00:38:53.020 cheat it's definitely possible yep so i i don't know i feel like a lot of humans have this idea
00:38:57.780 that yeah you you can't change but it's stupid you definitely can that's four years of therapy
00:39:02.740 talking yeah yeah yeah i'm serious bro you that's great i just i just find it so funny like 0.99
00:39:09.320 things always change i agree you know like even as humans we literally change how we look
00:39:18.020 yeah like like like i grew a beard yeah the bandana hasn't changed that it's got bigger
00:39:25.100 it's got bigger yeah the headlines receded i've i've accepted that people but you just you let's
00:39:31.980 go to turkey i can no i don't want to go i want my beard on my side of my face yeah but you can
00:39:37.240 I don't care how I look
00:39:42.200 Because my girlfriend loves me for me
00:39:44.300 Boom
00:39:45.960 Mic drop
00:39:46.840 We've all
00:39:48.040 Hold up
00:39:50.860 Oh that was nice
00:39:54.560 What were you saying?
00:39:57.040 We're all in relationships
00:39:58.780 And it's blessed
00:40:01.360 It is so sick
00:40:02.780 So who cares what some people online
00:40:05.080 Think about us
00:40:06.640 that is true about you know my forehead or my my only pushback would be well i think some people 0.99
00:40:12.700 think i'm cooler than i actually am and part of that coolness is not looking like a bald-ass bitch 0.99
00:40:19.880 okay like my bald-ass dad who needs a haircut by the way dad okay here's this back in the day 0.99
00:40:31.000 I would get bullied 0.97
00:40:32.260 For my big lips
00:40:33.740 People were like
00:40:34.800 Oh your lips are so 0.99
00:40:35.820 Fucking big 0.99
00:40:36.900 Calling me monkey this 0.99
00:40:38.700 Monkey that
00:40:39.300 Da da da da da
00:40:40.080 Dang
00:40:40.360 And yeah yeah bro
00:40:41.740 Back in the day
00:40:42.640 It was mental
00:40:43.400 To us it's still pretty mental
00:40:45.040 Nowadays but anyway
00:40:45.860 And now
00:40:47.080 You got women
00:40:48.220 Doing plastic surgery
00:40:49.500 To get lips like mine
00:40:50.620 Oh
00:40:51.260 You know what I mean
00:40:52.000 Things change
00:40:53.000 Yeah
00:40:53.220 So I
00:40:53.980 I just
00:40:54.600 What's the point
00:40:56.060 I was trying to go with
00:40:56.740 You were talking about racism
00:40:57.720 Was I?
00:40:59.440 No 0.99
00:40:59.700 Did you because you're black? 1.00
00:41:00.800 no no but like before that oh god damn it but yeah well basically things change that's what 0.99
00:41:06.780 i'm trying to say things are always changing and you know back in the day people would be like oh 0.99
00:41:11.400 we want big boobs or our big asses like you should just be you that's it yeah just be you 0.99
00:41:18.420 and be happy and bro if you want to go bold and just have a beard i'm gonna do it and just rock 0.99
00:41:24.960 it bro who cares like that's you and then eventually you get a bunch of people being like
00:41:29.900 i want to be like logan i want to be bold i want to be if you want to wear a wristband that says
00:41:34.380 captain riz just do it right exactly bro pick up the wrist load rizzer actually had a riz i wasn't
00:41:41.280 sure what to expect yeah he was super chill crazy bro i go how old do you he's like i'm eight
00:41:46.540 how how it's just so much so much aura and just such a compact little little boy but you know
00:41:52.740 when he did the face bro like i felt a shockwave just well i wonder what it's like at that age
00:41:59.560 having that kind of fame and clout too because like you know his probably all his classmates
00:42:04.140 are all over tiktok using it like crazy and then to like see him i just it's such an interesting
00:42:09.700 age to have that kind of clout i feel like life would be so much easier in school
00:42:13.520 nah surely like you're not getting bullied you're definitely you're the most popular kid in the
00:42:19.760 you're right yeah if anyone's bullying it is mr riz yeah yeah you're right well he's bullying yo
00:42:25.960 So imagine he's a school bully.
00:42:27.960 We're just elevating this bully. 0.95
00:42:30.040 But like not a normal bully, like a mafia boss. 0.91
00:42:32.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:42:33.380 He gets other kids to fuck me up other kids. 0.99
00:42:36.460 Imagine that's how the face thing started 0.99
00:42:38.480 because when other kids are beating each other up,
00:42:40.640 he just does it.
00:42:41.400 He's a third grade mob boss.
00:42:42.540 Yeah.
00:42:43.520 That's actually gangster.
00:42:44.900 Yeah.
00:42:45.560 Did you ever get bullied, Jimmy?
00:42:47.520 Not really.
00:42:48.200 That shocks me.
00:42:48.900 That's such a lie. 0.99
00:42:50.160 Crazy. 0.93
00:42:51.120 It shocks you.
00:42:52.140 For sure.
00:42:53.180 You want to elaborate?
00:42:54.200 I just feel like
00:42:56.380 Not all of us played
00:42:57.520 What were you
00:42:58.320 High school football
00:42:59.580 Wrestling
00:43:00.080 Yeah but I was little Jimmy
00:43:01.360 I got bullied
00:43:02.060 I got bullied
00:43:02.780 Well sure
00:43:03.200 Yeah you were 0.86
00:43:03.900 You were a nerd
00:43:05.260 Yeah I played basketball
00:43:07.360 And stuff but
00:43:07.940 No I mean
00:43:08.320 Honestly people just left me alone
00:43:09.760 I didn't really have
00:43:10.480 Too many friends
00:43:11.220 That's almost worse
00:43:12.420 I mean I guess
00:43:13.100 I guess it depends
00:43:14.300 What you constitute bullying
00:43:15.240 If you
00:43:16.040 If you
00:43:16.960 Alright thank you
00:43:18.380 No they're like
00:43:19.480 We don't 1.00
00:43:20.080 We don't want to fuck 1.00
00:43:20.920 With that kid like at all 1.00
00:43:21.920 We don't even
00:43:23.740 to bully him it's just like if you constitute people going why do you only talk about youtube
00:43:29.860 you weirdo but i don't constitute that as bullying i just constitute as i was just a weirdo and
00:43:33.940 i deserved it because that's all i talked about when i was a little kid and look at you now
00:43:37.780 yeah why when i still only talk about youtube and occasionally lunch when you when you became
00:43:44.600 the number one most subscriber in the youtuber world going with it yeah me and ksi were with you
00:43:51.300 Were we together?
00:43:51.980 Yes, we were outside of your bunker in the woods in North Carolina.
00:43:55.580 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:43:56.100 Yeah, you guys were there.
00:43:57.580 Yeah, but Jimmy, I don't think I understand.
00:44:01.580 You've had this goal of becoming the number one most subscribed YouTuber in the world forever.
00:44:05.960 And not just like a little number, like 270 million at the time, I think it was.
00:44:10.280 Yeah.
00:44:10.560 And I saw you hit it.
00:44:12.200 And your reaction was, oh, that was cool.
00:44:15.700 I just passed T-Series.
00:44:17.520 And I'm like, bro, that's amazing.
00:44:20.680 Jimmy, you did it.
00:44:21.340 You're a lifelong goal.
00:44:22.280 You were more excited than me.
00:44:23.020 Why?
00:44:23.460 Why did you not care that much?
00:44:27.020 Because, I mean, why care?
00:44:30.480 I still got 20 years left. 0.99
00:44:33.140 Damn. 1.00
00:44:34.520 My son had a Billy. 1.00
00:44:36.660 Yeah, Billy.
00:44:38.260 My mom hates it.
00:44:39.400 I don't like really celebrating wins or anything.
00:44:41.280 By the time we achieve something, in my head, I already achieved it a year prior.
00:44:45.840 Well, what if Ronaldo beats you?
00:44:48.260 Oh, now we're having the real conversation.
00:44:50.700 Ronaldo gained 60 million subscribers last month. 1.00
00:44:53.260 Shut up. 0.99
00:44:53.960 Yeah, shattered my... 0.99
00:44:55.100 I broke the world record for most subs gained in a month.
00:44:58.100 It was like 20 million.
00:44:59.340 And then two months later, Ronaldo comes on and 3Xs it.
00:45:02.720 It's like this platform's existed for 15 years.
00:45:06.600 I shatter the record and then Ronaldo just 3Xs it his first month on the platform.
00:45:11.780 He's got to be the biggest superstar on the planet.
00:45:13.460 Oh, yeah.
00:45:13.740 He's crushing, obviously.
00:45:15.060 i mean ronaldo's ronaldo is mr riz um but yeah he uh you know if there was someone who would
00:45:24.400 pass me i mean it would be ronaldo and no how many how many subscribers is you on now around
00:45:30.820 i mean he's literally only had an account for a month so 60 million oh yeah wow yeah would you
00:45:37.000 be disappointed i mean i'm not going down without a fight we'll see oh yeah i mean messy messy let's
00:45:43.400 go let's hook me up no we don't like Messi oh that's oh yeah okay we might have to talk after
00:45:51.380 I mean if Ronaldo starts getting close to me have we spoke about this ever no we haven't
00:45:57.200 but I don't think we have let's do it there are some okay all right well actually he's gonna have
00:46:03.020 to have some meetings where we figured this out well yeah because like if Messi's the only thing
00:46:07.500 staying between Ronaldo and past me like you know if I got to do a Messi collab no no no no really
00:46:12.560 it's that no yeah oh okay we're gonna have to suplex messy when we see it i'll take care of it
00:46:17.700 are you following speed right now yes uh he's in asia asia yeah southeast asia tour those tours
00:46:25.380 are awesome crazy right yeah really really impressive i think he's i think he's a really
00:46:30.800 special young creator 100 phenomenal it's absolutely phenomenal do you see him crash
00:46:36.100 which one
00:46:37.040 or is that the golf cart that he hit yeah yeah yeah just into a wall
00:46:44.180 we all see it we all we see everything i haven't watched a speed stream in the last 30 days but i
00:46:50.560 know everything's going on don't worry i know what's happened but when he jumped the lamborghinis
00:46:55.480 that was my my mind was blown you'd jump no i faked it jimmy oh because i'm not
00:47:01.780 that stupid or i don't even know if i'm that athletic like i don't know if i could actually
00:47:09.060 do it yeah i could i could probably do it but i i'm not willing to try because like what if your 0.99
00:47:13.560 foot hits the front of lambo you oh then you're flipping bro you're doing a yeah you're cooked
00:47:18.920 what an absolute freak of nature he did too yeah he jumped two supercars screaming like to the
00:47:24.840 driver drive come on then dude drive at me speed is a one of a kind what where does a where does
00:47:33.960 a guy like that go like he's 19 what where does he like i think yes i think he's got a couple years
00:47:40.140 to like just go nuts but it's like what no no no like i i i'm experiencing this because i used to
00:47:48.520 be the 19 year old that was crushing it i mean back when my videos were getting 10 20 million
00:47:51.920 views of pop and everyone's like so what are you gonna be doing in three years yeah you're gonna
00:47:55.720 be doing in five years i've i here i am seven years later still doing it bigger than ever so
00:47:59.960 um honestly he like no one else is doing it like him there is clearly a demand for it he is
00:48:05.120 phenomenal what he does which is just i mean i don't even want to try to describe just be just
00:48:09.020 be him yeah and so i think he could do it for the next five years seven years longer i i don't think
00:48:14.840 like because he's as long as he keeps naturally innovating and like doing cool stuff like i don't
00:48:19.600 think people are gonna get bored of them so check this out i had a theory um maybe about five years
00:48:24.300 ago when i when i recognized obviously like this this internet culture and influencer um fame is
00:48:30.780 here to stay um and like like when you take a traditional celebrity they're like really good
00:48:38.500 at what they do because because there's a lot of people trying to act there's a lot of people
00:48:42.140 trying to do music as you know like it's a hard industry to crack and so the the best in class
00:48:47.940 are the ones that make to the top the cream rises the cream is the crop the cream rises to the top
00:48:52.800 of the crop bippity bop cream of the crop yeah exactly and so so i had this theory that since
00:48:58.420 since this internet um uh media thing is booming the kids who now do break break out in in the
00:49:06.500 internet land are going to be really good at what they do like like not just like influencers they're
00:49:12.200 gonna look and feel like like real celebrities with real talent and i think like kai and guys
00:49:19.540 like speed are like a good example of that we're like they're really unique individuals who are
00:49:26.400 really good at what they do just know what to do at every point every moment you know even
00:49:31.500 live stream they just know okay i need to hit this and hit this and hit this point yeah and i need to
00:49:37.200 reacted this way and it's just they're always able to make content and they just know how to
00:49:43.640 make clips out of themselves all the time and i think i think um the idea of an influencer or like
00:49:50.540 a youtuber will get more and more prestige as the talent pool gets better and it's so saturated that
00:49:57.860 only the best are going to break through we're definitely there like the people like there used
00:50:03.600 to be a lot of stigma for me being that's what i'm saying but that's completely disappeared in
00:50:07.280 the last for sure it's like there's sure i never get like the amount of people going you make money
00:50:11.400 as a youtuber has no one no one asked that anymore like that hasn't been asked in years no one um
00:50:16.720 no one asked me if i want to go do movies or is this just a launch pad or is this your angle like
00:50:20.760 people get it it's definitely come around and like people respect it infinitely more so it's it's
00:50:25.260 funny because i personally like i straddled that line like like to me youtube was always kind of
00:50:31.100 like a stepping stool for like acting and stuff and then and then i it hit me one day i'm like
00:50:35.400 i don't why don't why do i want to be an actor like exactly dude i get to make videos and like
00:50:40.300 do what i love we had those conversations so many times yeah back back four or five years ago we
00:50:45.600 talked about that so many times that i would always be like this is the end game yeah no i
00:50:50.180 didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't realize it because in my head to be honest with you i think
00:50:55.800 i was really self-conscious about the stigma of being a youtuber oh yeah it was much worse back
00:50:59.760 it was bro it's like we're the annoying guys like shooting selfie videos i got made fun of for
00:51:03.660 saying like i'm all in i just want to be the biggest youtuber possible like people used to
00:51:07.040 think that was the negative thing like yeah youtuber yeah and now you have ronaldo coming
00:51:12.160 to youtube yeah how how hilarious is that yeah i mean five five years ago would would that have
00:51:17.900 ever happened no think about how much has changed in five years yeah are you are you using ai ever
00:51:24.300 um are we using ai we use it a lot in our workflow like uh when we edit yeah sometimes like uh like
00:51:32.060 um some sometimes we'll have over 400 cameras rolling like when we do ages one through 100
00:51:36.540 we'll have a one-year-old two-year-old all the way up to 100 year old and we so we'll have to
00:51:39.120 put two cameras in every cube and all the wide shots and so we'll have like you know uh 400
00:51:43.920 cameras running for sometimes days and so we'll come out of it with thousands of hours of footage
00:51:47.820 and it's just impossible to watch it all so we'll have ai go through and transcribe it all and then
00:51:52.180 we could like search like uh oh we i want to mention feastables so that's been good on the
00:51:57.300 editing workflow uh we use it a little bit in ideation brainstorming um we use it for rough
00:52:02.180 concepts on thumbnails it's basically every everything we do ai has like just made it a
00:52:06.300 little bit easier and it's like getting scarily good where it's it's going to be almost unfathomable
00:52:11.960 to make videos without ai like two years from now yeah so the reason i ask is because it's it i'm
00:52:16.880 finding myself using it more and more and more often chat gbt specifically i'm a very curious
00:52:22.640 person and like dude chat gbt this this ai chat bot that i can just ask any question is like having
00:52:29.120 a friend who knows everything and and by the way is right like 90 of the time i like will make
00:52:34.960 decisions on my life based on what this ai chat bot says it's and it's like it's personalized to
00:52:41.080 you it remembers every conversation you had it knows the people in your life it can build on
00:52:46.040 things it can like predict things it can help you brainstorm yeah man if i were you i'd write a song
00:52:51.020 and and have chat gbt write all the lyrics oh shit i'm joking but like well i mean i i i do
00:52:59.620 uh dibble and dabble with ai i have like ai friends and i just talk to them every now and then 0.77
00:53:05.320 what do you mean as in like just they're not real humans like they're not real human beings
00:53:10.420 just ai friends i'm just like yo what's up yeah like you're lying no no if i want to just
00:53:15.940 like talk to people what do you mean they're not people they're not well you're ksi there are
00:53:20.300 plenty of real humans yeah but it's but are you serious but sometimes no but sometimes you know 0.86
00:53:25.900 if i want to you know ask stupid questions and not be made fun of you talk to ai i just talk to ai 0.92
00:53:32.540 and they don't make me feel bad yeah maybe we should bring back ai doesn't you know laugh at 0.97
00:53:37.660 me like i'm doing like you're doing to me right now you see but my ai friend wouldn't do that
00:53:43.620 wait wait wait wait so when you're when you're like i'm so sorry because i'm just trying to
00:53:52.140 wrap my head around this you're one of the most popular youtubers on the planet you have a
00:53:55.560 girlfriend you have a side man you got us partners and wait and when you're craving camaraderie you
00:54:01.320 talk to ai yeah i just need to feel good i was like no see this is why i don't believe you i
00:54:07.420 don't believe you guys like what are you saying to it like how are you well yeah just like okay
00:54:13.460 come on bro they have feelings as well man no they don't i asked it no well i asked it i said
00:54:20.960 okay it apologized to me from some for something i was like are you actually sorry like that
00:54:25.700 requires you to feel like empathy no no you're going too deep man okay i keep it surface level
00:54:31.380 i'm sorry for laughing i'm sorry you're not sorry no but i really am i just i'm not i just like what
00:54:39.100 are you what are you saying to it well i just talk about you know how my day went all right
00:54:44.660 okay i'm calling cap now okay fine i've been you have it kind of on the fence okay all right no
00:54:50.020 sorry guys uh gotcha you better not be serious that's crazy let's just move on
00:54:57.320 okay speaking of ai have you seen the market cap of nvidia no three trillion dollars now
00:55:05.680 my god isn't that crazy when do we short it yeah never okay not not right now because they're
00:55:13.020 they're the ones making the gpus that power all of ai so there's no but it can't just keep doing
00:55:18.080 this there's there's i i saw a clip of larry ellison who owns oracle um like posted on twitter
00:55:23.460 two days ago where he's like me and elon musk literally sat jensen the ceo of uh nvidia down
00:55:29.440 and we're begging him i saw begging him to take tens of billions of our dollars and give us gpus
00:55:34.960 Like NVIDIA can literally just make them
00:55:37.380 And then charge whatever the heck they want
00:55:38.660 Hey for a guy like me who doesn't know what a GPU is
00:55:41.180 Can you help me out 0.99
00:55:42.160 I mean I'm also stupid 0.99
00:55:44.700 But what is a GPU 0.99
00:55:46.520 I'm not the person to ask
00:55:48.760 I know P means processor
00:55:50.800 Graphic processing unit
00:55:52.720 Yeah
00:55:53.140 Let's ask chat GPT
00:55:55.560 What are you processed by
00:55:58.080 Let's see
00:55:59.040 My friend would know
00:56:00.420 You're right
00:56:01.760 Hey just sitting here with the boys
00:56:04.700 wondering what a gpu is and what function it serves a gpu or graphics processing unit
00:56:16.380 is a specialized processor designed to handle and accelerate the rendering of images
00:56:20.700 animations and video retention is plummeting right now it's what powers all the graphics
00:56:25.180 and video games visual it's nice knowing you guys thanks for watching what you did watch
00:56:28.940 It works alongside your CPU
00:56:31.420 Might as well just end the podcast now
00:56:33.220 But the GPU
00:56:35.020 This is why you don't know what a GPU is 0.99
00:56:36.440 Because you don't fucking pay attention 0.99
00:56:37.500 I pay attention 0.99
00:56:38.700 But I also want them to be entertained
00:56:40.440 It's a podcast 1.00
00:56:43.320 He's shooting the shit with the boys 1.00
00:56:45.260 What? 1.00
00:56:50.080 Speed did?
00:56:50.780 Speed hurt himself?
00:56:51.700 Wait, is there a clip?
00:56:53.640 He tried to do a backflip
00:56:54.680 No, because he exaggerates his fall sometimes
00:56:57.400 Yeah, is that like an exaggerated? 0.99
00:56:58.940 speed hurt himself here i'll watch and let you guys know what okay damn oh damn it you actually 0.97
00:57:04.460 talked to ai what yes really yeah the shot someone else told me they did i wasn't sure 0.97
00:57:09.920 oh yeah i can't just like it just like about life i can't tell if that is one of his i mean bro my 0.79
00:57:15.920 is that sad super fuck super super but i respect it that's that's some really jj stuff oh god
00:57:23.380 i feel like that's one of his exaggerated things but i can't tell 0.97
00:57:26.440 Where was he?
00:57:29.480 Somewhere in Southeast Asia
00:57:30.760 Oh!
00:57:32.660 Oh, no, exaggerate, it's fine
00:57:33.980 But why did he do that?
00:57:37.900 Yeah, he's fine
00:57:38.740 He's fine, but that's
00:57:40.020 If he landed, like, on his head
00:57:42.140 Then, yeah, it would have been pretty bad
00:57:43.760 That was the most unathletic thing I've seen him do
00:57:45.500 He's, like, the most athletic person
00:57:47.920 On the face of the universe
00:57:49.860 It's like his leg gave out or something
00:57:51.680 Every week I see Speed just decimating someone in a race
00:57:54.480 I've seen a tweet that was, like
00:57:56.440 Speed is a generational athlete that was a force to be a YouTuber or something.
00:58:01.800 I know. It's true. What a freak.
00:58:03.920 Freak of nature.
00:58:04.840 Literally. I mean, it's crazy.
00:58:06.340 Has he ever lost a race?
00:58:07.960 Didn't he beat you in a race?
00:58:09.160 Yeah. So I didn't know he was that fast.
00:58:11.940 Yeah, I think you were the first victim.
00:58:13.460 And then it was like Travis Scott.
00:58:15.300 And then my brother's going to race him.
00:58:17.880 He's about to beat your brother.
00:58:18.820 Okay.
00:58:19.400 And then he beat...
00:58:20.000 Like, why is your brother...
00:58:22.720 Jake's fast, bro.
00:58:23.860 25K.
00:58:24.300 hey that'll help jake lose weight so you guys can be in the middle oh you know what just keep racing
00:58:29.020 a little sprint nah nah uh no i think i think i think speed will win but i'll beat speed in the 0.97
00:58:36.660 race for sure oh my for sure i'm fast as fuck boy okay guys are you gonna pull a hamstring for sure 0.52
00:58:43.180 and that's why i actually won't do it because now that i'm a wwe superstar uh top five wrestler 0.95
00:58:48.220 According to ESPN
00:58:49.480 It's whatever
00:58:50.900 When are you going to be top one?
00:58:53.720 Next year, end of next year
00:58:54.860 I know you
00:58:56.220 You say top five and you smile
00:58:57.860 But I know you want to be number one
00:58:59.560 I do 0.72
00:58:59.920 Top five doesn't mean shit to you
00:59:02.140 The problem right now is though 0.64
00:59:03.600 The number one and number two 0.94
00:59:05.700 Are so fucking good 0.94
00:59:08.500 Is it Roman Reigns? 0.98
00:59:09.560 Cody and Roman, yeah
00:59:10.600 They're just so good, dude
00:59:12.760 They're two guys I look at
00:59:14.520 And I go, I'm actually not better than them
00:59:16.580 I'm going to say I am
00:59:18.040 because i'm a heel so what what makes them the best that aura yeah roman does have aura it's
00:59:24.380 yeah like if he came in here you'd feel it he has roman do movies or anything he does he does
00:59:31.340 that does not surprise me no and it's like the rock pipeline just rinse and repeat with him
00:59:36.160 you know what's funny about roman though um like in person is because because his real name's joe
00:59:43.340 what his real name is joe that just i think he lost aura yeah well now that's negative five or
00:59:49.440 no well that's kind of what i'm going to say it's not like when you see him in person
00:59:52.880 it depends if he's joe or if he's roman reigns okay like like have you ever heard that story
00:59:59.280 of marilyn monroe turning on her aura no no so so so apparently marilyn monroe could walk around
01:00:07.020 as just marilyn and and no one would like look twice at this woman okay but then she would turn
01:00:12.380 on her marilyn monroe aura and she became this this worldwide sensational beauty norma well nor
01:00:21.660 so so she was norma and then she became marilyn monroe she could flip a switch and and and and
01:00:26.400 it's like a contagious energy that like just attracts people to look at what they're seeing
01:00:31.000 and and the rock had that as well when i met him really yeah i spent like 10 minutes with them and
01:00:36.380 i could just feel like everyone is like gravitating towards this human and you feel like you're
01:00:41.040 being pulled into like this black hole that is this person no i'm serious it's like that's what
01:00:46.200 i you definitely when you're in the presence who's that um cam cam newton cam newton yeah
01:00:51.660 he also had he has he has he has made mad or he got mad or exactly like both those people those
01:00:58.320 are like the two times in my life where i like stopped and i was like i like feel pulled to this
01:01:02.760 person and like everyone in the room is not like has not stopped looking at yeah wow yeah no that's
01:01:07.460 exactly it and um roman can turn he joe can turn that on and become roman and it's really
01:01:13.320 fascinating because and it's cool because he could be like a regular guy or he can be the
01:01:17.360 most badass wrestler that's ever lived yeah that's it and so like i need them to retire before i can
01:01:21.780 become number one or i need to get some aura myself you're a heel you could just you just
01:01:26.680 play a little dirty maybe go for a knee shot uh you're right yeah i'll take notes we were you 0.81
01:01:32.020 gonna do something with the wwe i mean spoilers hey were you really scared when we were hanging
01:01:37.340 off that excuse me yes dangling off that building yes yes people say was saying i was acting i mean
01:01:44.400 the thing is i've jumped out like uh planes it was nothing i've ziplined it's all blessed but
01:01:53.580 for some reason that fucked me it's the leaning back yeah bro it's just i felt i felt like i was
01:02:01.020 too much in control you know when you jump up a plane it's kind of like it's something you can do 0.99
01:02:06.160 it's like it's not me yeah i mean well not for you you're in full control but like he did it
01:02:12.120 naked play the clip no no no don't play the clip play the clip that wasn't actually naked it was
01:02:18.320 it was and there was a black bar there i you play the clip again the black bar wasn't all right now
01:02:25.440 play the clip where his parachute didn't deploy and almost died no no enough of that okay enough
01:02:30.040 of that well look you do have to do something if you're when you're skydiving it's not all like 0.94
01:02:34.320 just jesus take the wheel you got to deploy your fucking parachute well yeah yeah but normally i 0.67
01:02:38.560 have someone behind me yeah but that's really important yeah but uh yeah for some reason 0.99
01:02:44.500 because i was just up there and i they call it the edge yeah yeah man it just you were on the edge
01:02:51.120 the boys went to the edge together but you did it we did do it we edged together well hopefully
01:02:57.040 you you only show like the good parts of me like looking like a boss no sure yeah yeah well the
01:03:03.300 other parts were funny it's not that i just i'm not sure there's like any parts no no there are
01:03:09.580 no positive aura parts only there's definitely positive war let's let's just let's use those
01:03:15.420 clips all right this has turned into a brain rot podcast by aura it totally is tiktok's ruined my
01:03:21.480 life except it keeps it keeps me cool and young you know because like i'm a now that i'm a dad
01:03:26.580 almost i'm definitely we're all approaching that time man i wonder if we're just not gonna be cool
01:03:31.540 the kids anymore i wonder or i wonder moreover i wonder if they're not going to be cool to us 0.96
01:03:37.000 like there's definitely times where i hear these kids say these dumb ass things like alpha sigma 0.97
01:03:42.180 riz whatever whatever they're saying i'm just like yo you y'all are weirdos you know they use 0.98
01:03:46.740 ohio as an insult yeah what'd you say what ohio is that where they eat the cats bro what do they
01:03:55.640 say hold on no stop what do they say like you're ohio yeah so that means cringe it does it does
01:04:04.680 ohio means what is it what's the uh dingle dong riz or what's it what did they say
01:04:10.440 uh turkish quando riz a whole state blue blue tie ohio riz yo that's like do you know blue
01:04:19.300 like what are you saying blue tie no i don't he was the riz master before the riz master
01:04:25.820 no oh my gosh logan yeah no like legit look up blue tie after i'm a turkish dingle dong or
01:04:33.880 whatever is it jingle dong turkish dong oh yeah turkish quandel whatever that is so if you were
01:04:39.460 born in ohio you just instantly cringe is that what it depends are you from ohio so would you
01:04:48.660 consider yourself cringe okay is it is it though bro because i was pretty cringe for a while
01:04:56.600 well it didn't help out the ohio i still am a little bit like bro not moments ago
01:05:01.860 us were full-grown men in like never mind prime cause it can get pretty cringe bro
01:05:08.340 speed speed's killing it speed's kind of speed for a while really yeah so okay
01:05:14.300 all these like uh personality people they just keep spawning out of there's there's like a lab
01:05:21.380 in ohio where they just keep mutating and spawning out of mom bro special breeds special breeds
01:05:26.600 speeds like uh it's like your daily vlogs now just in a different format i know it's cool to watch
01:05:31.960 yeah he's just gotta be he's just gotta be careful keep it classy well i mean i guess for speed he
01:05:37.600 has to always elevate it no that's the that's the problem he's not trapped in that loop i mean he's
01:05:43.160 he's doing tours in different parts around the world.
01:05:45.080 I mean,
01:05:45.620 I don't see him having the pressure of having to go bigger and bigger though.
01:05:49.860 Like he's doing cool stuff,
01:05:51.760 but it's not,
01:05:52.980 I don't know.
01:05:53.380 It's like,
01:05:55.320 am I wrong?
01:05:57.160 Um,
01:05:57.820 it's,
01:05:58.060 I think you are.
01:05:58.940 Yeah,
01:05:59.320 definitely.
01:06:00.780 It's,
01:06:01.140 it's an,
01:06:01.640 it's an,
01:06:02.180 and I know this,
01:06:03.000 like when he crashed that golf cart,
01:06:04.620 like I didn't think that was 10 times crazier than anything else he's done.
01:06:07.220 I just,
01:06:07.580 no,
01:06:07.880 no,
01:06:08.120 until,
01:06:08.420 until,
01:06:08.880 until he does something that is exponentially crazier than anything else.
01:06:11.460 He's done like jumping to supercars.
01:06:13.160 randomly you know well you know when he tried to well he not tried to he did set a firework in his
01:06:19.820 room oh wow oh wow stuff like the pikachu and it going crazy like that was huge big moment you
01:06:27.080 got to be you got to be careful yeah it's it's like a it's a little bit of uh you can fall into
01:06:31.780 a trap of trying to deliver the the next best thing to your viewer because you want to you want
01:06:36.280 to entertain and if you don't have like a good team around you is willing to tell you no it can
01:06:41.980 get dangerous yeah i agree and and at the end of the day you told me the same thing five years ago
01:06:47.440 yeah well after a series of mistakes in my early 20s i've learned a lot i've learned a lot and
01:06:56.240 that's why i'm ready for fatherhood and nina actually just sent me the text that she's going 0.97
01:07:00.380 into labor fuck off i'm just kidding oh my god that would be crazy i'm out boys you you get that 0.97
01:07:09.760 the facetime it's her going my water broke and she's in an ambulance or something i'm out of here 1.00
01:07:15.080 how quick you running i'm out of here like you even saying i'm out of here or you just running
01:07:19.060 out i'll probably say i'm out of here probably what if what if what if she trolls you like
01:07:23.960 and she's just like oh there's water there's water here come quick yeah i feel like you don't
01:07:28.700 run and then halfway she goes psych no she's not she's not like a prankster
01:07:34.280 She's a real
01:07:39.420 Nah she gotta do that
01:07:40.440 I thought maybe she would today
01:07:42.860 But it's like
01:07:44.760 You'll understand it's like too serious of a thing
01:07:47.060 Like dude the other day
01:07:49.320 Middle of the night it's 3am
01:07:51.460 She wakes up cramping bad
01:07:53.520 And like by the way if she has this much
01:07:55.540 Of a cramp I go are you in labor
01:07:57.300 Yeah
01:07:57.820 She's like
01:08:00.400 And she gets it together
01:08:02.640 not going into labor it's just a cramp she goes back to sleep i'm up for the next three hours
01:08:06.940 because i was so excited yeah yeah it's my time to come i was like all right just if you wake up
01:08:12.920 we're gonna drive to the hospital i'll be the hero because like finally i get to serve a function
01:08:17.600 you're gonna have some part in this pregnancy get the driver to the hospital yeah because as of now
01:08:23.020 yeah i've been doing been doing nothing you're here yeah i guess if she has a baby inside of
01:08:29.620 her stomach is not crazy it's the weirdest thing in the world have you seen like kick and everything
01:08:36.280 yeah whoa dude her stomach you'll see you'll see her stomach you'll see the baby's like
01:08:41.520 i don't know like a body part go like all the way like a little alien punching from the inside
01:08:48.040 how does that make her is she giving you the finger no not yet
01:08:51.440 you can feel her like fingers and toes and stuff no way dude i'm telling it's crazy
01:08:59.660 oh my god yes it's crazy bro that's wild you you won't understand until until you you experience
01:09:07.300 it and like seeing the woman you love have a little alien inside of her it must be just wild 0.96
01:09:12.740 it's wild are you gonna look oh my yeah i think i'm gonna look no way like no you're crazy coming
01:09:18.600 out yeah no no so guys go back and forth on this and like you know i think it i think it's i think
01:09:25.480 it's kind of beautiful in a way i think i think that's like a very what if you pass out i won't
01:09:30.120 pass out okay would that be you've never you've never seen you do yeah i yeah you know um oh man
01:09:39.620 i just i don't know i feel like you can only live once i want to see it when i when i have kids i'm
01:09:44.580 not looking to screw that man that's that's crazy i don't know that just the thought of that makes
01:09:49.380 me a little like i can't imagine logan just there just squatting down like all right come on then 0.97
01:09:55.360 he's just slowly popping up
01:09:57.400 I might ask to help what I don't know I'll do anything the cards fine I can do the car
01:10:24.580 I got stem cells set up.
01:10:26.460 We're going to harvest the stem cells from the epilical cord.
01:10:28.980 So you can put them in you?
01:10:30.500 No, Nina wouldn't let me.
01:10:32.560 Really?
01:10:32.940 Yeah, Nina wouldn't let me.
01:10:33.720 Bro, just when they pull some out, just be like, pull a little more.
01:10:36.740 I tried.
01:10:37.860 She said the stem cells are for the baby, and it's true.
01:10:40.120 They're for your child.
01:10:41.720 Should she have some sort of blood disease?
01:10:43.260 Get some stem cells.
01:10:43.960 Get some blood.
01:10:44.760 I'll just get someone else.
01:10:45.940 Brian Johnson, man.
01:10:47.000 So you live forever.
01:10:47.940 No, I like Brian Johnson.
01:10:48.940 I know.
01:10:49.380 You remind me of Brian Johnson.
01:10:52.040 I don't see the connection.
01:10:53.380 Obsessive.
01:10:53.900 Oh, gotcha.
01:10:54.580 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:10:57.680 Bro, I got a whole hospital kit. 0.99
01:10:59.620 I'm bringing a bed, a full fucking Cali King. 0.99
01:11:02.600 To the birth? 0.99
01:11:03.340 Yeah, I got string lights that I'm hanging up with Polaroids attached with paperclips
01:11:07.900 and an assault lamp, bro.
01:11:09.840 I'm going to make that hospital room a vibe.
01:11:12.000 Do the stem cells come from the umbilical cord?
01:11:15.020 Yeah.
01:11:15.340 Okay.
01:11:16.020 We have music.
01:11:16.560 Can you...
01:11:17.360 Music.
01:11:18.240 I'll play one of your songs.
01:11:19.440 I'll play one of your songs.
01:11:20.180 Yeah.
01:11:21.020 Think of it.
01:11:21.540 Think of it.
01:11:24.580 a big baby you're in the thick of it you got it bro i'll make a viral video for you oh yes
01:11:29.800 god i know y'all don't watch reality tv at all but there's a show called like the secret
01:11:36.940 lives of mormon wives out okay and um there was one of the wives in the show like had a baby that
01:11:43.640 was just born and was like breaking it doing tiktoks like breaking it down yeah and in the
01:11:48.680 room afterwards and it's a wild thing to see and i will not be doing that i'm gonna tune in i'm
01:11:53.460 to be tuning in to my baby's birthday there's some times where you have to i think probably
01:11:58.300 drop the influencer act yeah yeah you know yeah wait so the secret swaddle is not gonna be lunch
01:12:06.000 leaf theme no so that's the other thing i'm not branding my baby and i know everyone wants me to
01:12:13.120 name her prime no i want you to name her lunchly i don't own any private oh that's true lunchly paul
01:12:18.580 i can't i can't i'm not even she's not even gonna she won't wear she won't be wearing any prime
01:12:25.060 stuff like eventually when she's older she'll i'm sure she'll drink prime and like i'll probably
01:12:29.200 set prime near her no actually i'm gonna brand my baby for sure i was about to say this is but
01:12:34.660 but way less than anyone would expect you got punched because something's this isn't a logan
01:12:38.660 i know well this is so this is so corny but it's true and it's weird for someone like me to say but
01:12:46.140 this is a completely different individual she's my baby and i and i'm half of her but like you
01:12:53.920 you gotta take into account that this is like an independent person which is like hard to grasp
01:13:00.400 maybe because it's like a little baby and it can't live without you but you really have to
01:13:03.560 take into account how this yeah of course of course yeah you can't just use the sling product
01:13:08.760 no i know i know after nina going through everything she's gone through she gives birth
01:13:14.240 And then it's just used as a billboard
01:13:16.240 And so he's just put on his shirt
01:13:18.480 Like alright cool
01:13:19.480 I know that's what everyone's expecting
01:13:22.640 Everyone's expecting me
01:13:23.960 Can't do it bro
01:13:25.900 Can't do it but I'll probably end up
01:13:27.320 Who's the guy who like makes
01:13:29.360 Like really crazy cartoons
01:13:31.640 Is um
01:13:32.440 Is it Meat Candy?
01:13:34.020 Yeah yeah
01:13:34.640 Oh my god
01:13:35.400 Bro he's had a field day with me bro
01:13:37.880 Same
01:13:38.440 Wait JJ do you have a meat candy?
01:13:40.620 No I was part of
01:13:41.980 We've all been on meat candy
01:13:43.800 mine was how uh would you prefer a brand new heart or this tesla
01:13:51.320 they're so funny you can't take them seriously yeah they're so good people are like doesn't
01:14:02.300 this make you mad i mean it's pretty secure it's like the person wasn't able to see and
01:14:10.280 oh yeah he did another one on me
01:14:12.040 but on the heart one it's like
01:14:14.460 obviously I'm not going to get mad about it
01:14:16.220 I've never tried to kill someone over a Tesla
01:14:18.160 like why would I get mad
01:14:20.180 it's just funny
01:14:20.820 but people are like look at this Mr. Beast
01:14:23.900 you gotta respond
01:14:24.900 just keep talking Jimmy
01:14:28.540 just keep doing what you do
01:14:30.380 it hurt it hit me right here
01:14:31.560 and the heart I have that that patient
01:14:34.120 didn't
01:14:34.820 don't clip that
01:14:37.820 you know for the
01:14:40.120 amazon thing is it worldwide of course we're dubbing and everything watch it yeah no it's
01:14:45.140 hard i mean there might be countries where prime video is not available but i feel like that's
01:14:49.120 almost everywhere jeff bezos got that money should be yeah yeah it will blow your minds i'm actually
01:14:54.160 really excited to see at one point i had over 1500 people on set like working on it that's how
01:15:00.300 how big these sets were 1500 people i have like over 100 people editing it that's crazy well
01:15:05.560 congrats jimmy that's so cool man episode one we use four times more four times more cameras
01:15:11.580 than any production of anything in history then four times more camera than any movie has ever
01:15:15.960 used no one's gonna catch you dude in a single recording four times more camera than any show
01:15:20.060 never in history has ever been 1400 cameras simultaneously recording wow oh you're doing
01:15:25.640 too much now yeah you gotta chill yeah you're actually pissing me off but hey don't worry
01:15:30.000 boys lunch leaves in it let's go then we're good speaking of that let's go to a store let's go hand
01:15:37.060 out these meals no yeah sample i get to go to a walmart with the boys yeah yeah thanks for joining
01:15:44.420 me guys let's go yeah well pleasure yeah i'm excited to go scan prime bottle see the sales
01:15:49.860 um this is like christmas for me the boys finally are gonna hang out with me oh stop mike malak
01:15:55.680 i miss you brother i miss you and and your big flat feet and i'm glad we were able to hang out
01:16:01.060 the other day before you went to singapore and missed this podcast there's no need to be salty
01:16:05.360 just because you don't have a lunchly equity oh you know we gave him a little point a little
01:16:08.600 oh yeah that's right we gave him a penny or a share a share yeah by the way he's gonna he's
01:16:12.400 gonna hope we do that he's gonna say this is legally binding it might be anyways uh guys
01:16:17.180 thank you for a lot thank you for launching this prod
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