Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Logan Paul is Having A Baby!! iShowSpeed gets RKO’d at WrestleMania, Logan Got SCAMMED

00:00:00.160 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.

00:00:03.160 Sandra and Kabir are celebrating 50 years of marriage

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00:00:09.400 Oh, my.

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00:00:30.480 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

00:00:33.060 We have a new podcast.

00:00:34.480 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:00:35.860 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:00:37.020 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:00:40.960 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:00:43.160 which means we have wildly different references,

00:00:45.600 occasionally different opinions.

00:00:47.020 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:00:49.840 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:00:52.720 Good Taste is my business.

00:00:54.920 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

00:00:57.800 or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:00.000 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman, Angela Jaritana, Jeremy Culhane, Patrick McDonald, and we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast.

00:01:09.760 The Improvised Character Comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.

00:01:15.600 Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants.

00:01:18.680 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

00:01:20.900 Does the Pope dress up?

00:01:22.240 He winks on Halloween.

00:01:24.500 He gets right up next to the microphone.

00:01:26.240 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

00:01:29.140 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.

00:01:34.660 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:42.140 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast,

00:01:47.800 the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.

00:01:52.180 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.

00:01:54.080 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:01:55.260 What?

00:01:55.720 I could talk to you for an hour.

00:01:57.120 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:01:59.140 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

00:02:01.280 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.

00:02:04.520 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:02:10.480 Scam Goddess!

00:02:12.340 We had iShow Speed in a prime bottle.

00:02:14.040 Randy Orton has him by the chin.

00:02:15.720 And he managed to slip in there.

00:02:17.340 Ronaldo better!

00:02:18.820 I'm not going to say who, but a CEO from a very powerful company.

00:02:22.960 He goes to Graham Bensinger guy.

00:02:24.260 Did the same thing to us. 1.00

00:02:25.300 That guy is a liar. 0.99

00:02:26.660 I'm staying in Mike's house. 0.99

00:02:27.940 I try to hang out, watch TV, and he's like, I'm so tired.

00:02:31.140 What did you want to do?

00:02:33.020 Why were you using an oil that's used for babies?

00:02:35.660 Why would you even have an oil like that?

00:02:38.580 I'm going to be a dad.

00:02:47.540 Logan contains speed involvement, speed prime athlete.

00:02:50.620 Are we rolling?

00:02:51.600 Is this real?

00:02:52.380 Cody finishes his story.

00:02:53.340 So the audience right now can see how Logan preps for the episode.

00:02:56.140 No Austin.

00:02:56.820 This is how we prepped to the episode.

00:02:58.760 New era has begun.

00:02:59.580 I have been wrestling.

00:03:00.860 Prime is a drink.

00:03:01.660 Having a baby.

00:03:02.440 How's Nina?

00:03:03.640 What's the due date?

00:03:04.740 Wait, what was last week?

00:03:05.240 Morgan Wallen arrested. 0.99

00:03:06.940 Just some bullsh**. 0.99

00:03:08.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:09.320 All of it.

00:03:09.960 Who cares?

00:03:10.520 What was there?

00:03:11.260 There was one in there. 1.00

00:03:11.740 Shut the f**k up, Mike. 1.00

00:03:14.020 Wait, does Kevin? 1.00

00:03:15.900 You have a mic?

00:03:17.040 We gave Kevin a ghost mic off screen.

00:03:19.520 I like it.

00:03:20.140 Again.

00:03:20.680 Again. 1.00

00:03:21.400 Shut the f**k up, Mike. 1.00

00:03:22.320 That's crazy. 1.00

00:03:23.500 Just like that.

00:03:24.400 Hey, can you just keep saying that throughout the episode?

00:03:26.520 yeah every time he starts going you know you know in that moment when mike's at like

00:03:31.280 250 260 seconds into a rant and we're all just like yeah bro it's a podcast what do you want

00:03:38.640 we can't all just sit here and have giant muscles and hope people listen to us oh my god did you 0.95

00:03:44.220 hear how good logan's muscles sounded on that last episode we gotta say shit it's a show my bad 0.99

00:03:50.060 off the top rope 0.99

00:03:52.020 drink my drink

00:03:53.660 sorry bro 1.00

00:03:55.760 yeah I started doing bicep curls

00:03:59.120 so

00:03:59.520 you can't tell

00:04:01.280 popping out of my shirt doing dips

00:04:04.500 set of 25, 4 sets

00:04:06.160 minimum yeah come on

00:04:08.180 Jeff you asked me what book I was reading

00:04:10.060 it's called Disappointing Affirmations

00:04:12.480 my girlfriend doesn't like it

00:04:15.120 read one

00:04:15.760 why don't you share with the class

00:04:17.920 um whenever someone asks you how you are just make up a lie like i'm okay no one wants to hear

00:04:25.480 about your problems that's not true that's not what he read yes it is it's the book's called

00:04:30.360 disappointing affirmation i'm looking at it that's what it says stop romantic sizing the past

00:04:34.980 you've always been miserable oh this is my favorite one have a panic attack you've deserved it 0.90

00:04:41.380 You've earned it. 0.92

00:04:43.860 See, this is why I need this book, because I can't read.

00:04:47.780 I can't even read properly.

00:04:49.320 You can't make fun of people.

00:04:50.400 Have a panic attack.

00:04:51.560 You've earned it.

00:04:52.860 Like, what, bro?

00:04:54.140 I can appreciate how grounded in reality that book is, because here's the reality. 0.99

00:04:58.900 Life sucks. 1.00

00:05:00.420 It's just so trash. 1.00

00:05:01.720 And it's hard, too. 1.00

00:05:03.200 It's hard, because you have to focus on so many things, and it's all just bullshit, including this show. 0.99

00:05:11.380 No way dude 0.99

00:05:14.060 You sound like John Candy

00:05:15.180 You don't even know who John Candy is

00:05:16.780 Do you know who John Candy is

00:05:18.860 I'm just kidding guys

00:05:21.500 Welcome back 0.96

00:05:22.720 To this horseshit 0.98

00:05:24.100 Episode of Impulsive 0.74

00:05:26.800 We love you guys

00:05:28.680 Thanks for listening

00:05:29.500 We're coming off of a week

00:05:32.540 That was crazy

00:05:34.140 But this is a week delayed

00:05:35.640 So Wrestlemania is a week and a half out

00:05:37.540 And we made a pretty exciting announcement this weekend

00:05:40.700 And there's a lot of stuff to talk about

00:05:42.400 So here we are with Mike Majelak

00:05:44.980 And Jeff Levin

00:05:46.260 To talk about stuff

00:05:47.680 Welcome to the episode guys

00:05:50.080 And by the way I don't think it's going to be a bullshit episode

00:05:52.560 I think it's going to be fantastic 0.54

00:05:54.040 I think it's going to be exactly what you guys have been looking for 1.00

00:05:56.740 Friendship and just dumb shit 1.00

00:05:58.580 Feeling so dumb right now 1.00

00:06:00.500 I feel like I've kind of lost my brain a little bit 0.93

00:06:03.020 What if it was never there to begin with?

00:06:05.340 every time i do some of these episodes like a little bit of my soul is just given well why

00:06:15.000 well why well why do you do podcasts then have you ever thought of just not i don't know because

00:06:21.340 they all they do is get me in trouble like i'm gonna say some stuff on this podcast that will

00:06:25.220 be like clipped out of context and like get me in trouble i just get myself in trouble like i 0.97

00:06:29.380 noticed that like i just the more i open my mouth and talk the more people fucking hate me 0.87

00:06:33.260 Is this going to be a therapy show? 0.98

00:06:36.620 This is going to be a therapy session, bro.

00:06:38.440 No, bro.

00:06:38.880 I have a front pocket, and therefore, I don't need therapy.

00:06:44.840 Hey, is that can open?

00:06:46.780 Yeah.

00:06:47.260 Okay, please be careful. 1.00

00:06:49.380 Bro, shut up. 0.99

00:06:50.160 I'm staying in Mike's house. 0.99

00:06:51.760 We've already been open.

00:06:52.580 No, we're doing it again.

00:06:54.300 Mike lets me stay in his house sometimes when I demand that he lets me stay in his house.

00:06:59.100 You miss him.

00:07:00.380 Yeah, I miss him.

00:07:01.000 He's my buddy.

00:07:01.580 You miss him.

00:07:01.940 yeah last night i try to hang out watch tv and he's like i'm so tired i went to sleep

00:07:06.960 i gave you the throne i'm so you really went to sleep what time 10 30 was a i was just a long

00:07:12.500 week of just events i'm almost 40 i went to sleep it's 10 30 and it was 1 30 we'd just flown in we

00:07:17.340 just did the episode with you know who the big episode that's coming out next tuesday that's 0.98

00:07:21.740 gonna make up for this fucking absolute pigsty i have a shit hole fuck fest and i was tired bro 0.98

00:07:27.720 And I came home and he's like, let's watch that new Gyllenhaal film with Post Malone in it. 0.99

00:07:32.240 And I was like, nah, I'm probably going to go to bed, dude.

00:07:34.140 I'm sure it's great.

00:07:35.400 It's not.

00:07:35.780 It's not.

00:07:36.680 It's not.

00:07:37.200 And you know that.

00:07:37.860 Did you watch the whole thing?

00:07:38.580 And you know that.

00:07:39.100 Is that you trying to be diplomatic?

00:07:40.640 No, not at all.

00:07:41.480 How was I supposed to?

00:07:42.140 I didn't even watch one second of it.

00:07:43.560 How could I know if it was good or not?

00:07:44.660 Because, bro, it has Conor McGregor in it as like a lead role.

00:07:47.580 It's not a good movie.

00:07:48.980 Well, maybe it's got some redeeming quality. 0.98

00:07:51.020 I don't fucking know. 0.96

00:07:51.780 I like to look at the bright side of things. 0.98

00:07:52.220 The only redeeming quality is Post Malone.

00:07:55.280 Post Malone's great.

00:07:56.140 He's awesome.

00:07:56.800 He is great.

00:07:57.560 He's my number one listened to artist.

00:08:00.000 Did he bulk up for that film?

00:08:01.780 I wouldn't say anything like that.

00:08:03.080 Because he looked burly in the scene.

00:08:05.120 I mean, he posted a burly guy.

00:08:07.100 Not anymore.

00:08:08.280 They shot it a couple years ago.

00:08:09.700 Oh, because not in the scene where he says,

00:08:13.000 very cool, man, congratulations.

00:08:15.380 You know, the...

00:08:17.740 Just forget it, dude.

00:08:18.840 You guys don't even pay attention to social media,

00:08:20.840 so you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

00:08:22.220 um but yeah you watch the movie by yourself how does that make me such an enemy of the state

00:08:26.640 because because because we have the house alone what did you want my girl didn't come with 0.83

00:08:31.820 what did you want to do have an orgy like what's wrong like come on us alone it's been a while

00:08:38.580 since we've seen each other we're in this cool city no like what did you want because you're 0.79

00:08:43.240 in german videographer david is not here he's doing whatever being german my fiance didn't

00:08:48.960 come and so it was just two boys kicking it bro it felt like felt like kind of old school like

00:08:52.640 back in the day when it was like a friday night and your mom had tostitos pizza rolls in the oven

00:08:56.960 and you could play call of duty all night that's what i thought but you don't play call of duty 0.94

00:09:00.380 bro you play tetris you play you play shit from the 60s you watch programs you eat supper you know 0.99

00:09:05.960 what i'm saying your you divide was just off bro and you and your hand kept getting mad close to 0.99

00:09:10.920 my leg bro i'm not even gonna lie i was cooped up in a you were over in that corner and i was for

00:09:17.020 some reason sitting this close to you and your hand

00:09:19.100 like say this was my leg this was your hand

00:09:21.080 and I was just like dude I'm not

00:09:23.040 feeling the vibe. Dude there's nothing wrong with being like

00:09:25.040 close with a homie. Is this 1.00

00:09:26.980 a usual thing for Mike to like

00:09:28.540 bounce and like leave you

00:09:31.320 by yourself or no?

00:09:32.740 Normally we hang out. You know what I think

00:09:35.060 it is? What is it?

00:09:36.980 I think it's that girlfriend of his.

00:09:39.800 He's not used to hanging out with

00:09:41.060 a buddy anymore. He's used to hang out with his girl

00:09:43.000 past time. Yeah you are. That's not

00:09:45.020 true. Yeah you are. You don't appreciate your boys anymore.

00:09:47.020 that's not true you're not even my friend anymore you're a-list celebrity no i'm not no i'm not

00:09:53.020 i'm just the united states champion you don't even like us how are you retain and remain just

00:09:56.960 like i said wrestlemania 40 biggest wrestlemania ever i participated is that what you expected

00:10:01.420 did you expect anything less i was in it did you think it was going to be the biggest wrestlemania 0.99

00:10:05.900 ever shut up you sound stupid we had eyeshow speed in the prime bottle what did you think 0.99

00:10:12.020 was going to happen yo can someone explain to me 150 mil is the biggest thing in the world 1.00

00:10:16.320 internet phenom i show speed he's like i just don't think there's anyone else in the world

00:10:21.120 that's on his level as it pertains to ability to drive eyeballs when i was pitching him to the wwe

00:10:27.120 it took a little massaging took a little finessing for us to convince them that we had this like

00:10:32.780 young creator who by the way is still a teenager the kid's 19 years old who's just an internet

00:10:37.740 phenom everything he touches goes crazy viral because he's got that like charismatic contagious

00:10:43.860 energy i don't know the barking yeah he barked he barked in randy orton's face like imagine

00:10:49.280 explaining to mozart like imagine explaining to mozart who i show speed is you know what i'm

00:10:55.620 saying imagine explaining anybody who i show speed is yeah that's a good point he's tough

00:11:00.900 what do you say what do you say elevator pitch i show speed i can't do it i tried i tried to

00:11:06.140 explain to nina my beautiful fiance i said we signed this new guy i show speed he's a phenom

00:11:13.240 She's like, how much are you paying him?

00:11:14.980 I told her.

00:11:15.960 She goes, you're paying that guy that much?

00:11:18.160 I've never even heard of him.

00:11:19.560 I'm like, you're out of touch.

00:11:20.960 You don't understand.

00:11:22.320 This guy is a, I don't even, what would you call him?

00:11:25.560 Like a sensation.

00:11:27.540 He's a sensation.

00:11:28.680 He's a YouTube internet sensation.

00:11:31.520 I asked my nephews, do you want to go to WrestleMania?

00:11:34.120 Yeah, we want to go.

00:11:35.540 I show speed is going to be there.

00:11:36.500 What?

00:11:37.020 Yeah.

00:11:37.600 Yeah.

00:11:38.700 He shows speed.

00:11:39.680 He shows prime.

00:11:40.580 He shows bark.

00:11:42.620 Didn't he say during his RKO, he said, Ronaldo's better.

00:11:47.840 Before he went down.

00:11:49.200 Yes, yes.

00:11:50.220 Randy Orton has him by the chin.

00:11:52.020 On the table.

00:11:52.420 And he managed to slip in there.

00:11:54.540 Ronaldo better.

00:11:56.820 And they get RKO'd on the table.

00:11:58.780 He's great.

00:11:59.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:00.280 Great match, man.

00:12:01.220 Great match.

00:12:01.820 Great WrestleMania. 0.92

00:12:02.700 Headed back to Bama, baby.

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00:13:43.060 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.

00:13:45.920 Sandra and Kabir are celebrating 50 years of marriage

00:13:48.700 by turning their boring bedroom into a spicy one.

00:13:52.160 Oh, my.

00:13:53.780 Alpine Credits sent a super-strength hero to help with a home renovation loan.

00:13:58.180 New floors, windows, a heart-shaped button that plays this tune.

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00:14:13.220 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.

00:14:16.560 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:14:20.680 I'm Lexi Iwanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:14:26.100 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

00:14:30.920 occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:14:35.300 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:14:37.840 That is wild.

00:14:39.260 I learned that about you today.

00:14:41.900 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:14:45.120 Good Taste is my business,

00:14:47.080 and I've always got something to say.

00:14:49.280 If men were just honest about this,

00:14:51.400 there would be so much more peace in the world.

00:14:53.280 We're going to talk about dating, relationships,

00:14:55.720 beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.

00:14:58.360 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.

00:15:00.700 Because you told us how accommodating you are.

00:15:03.220 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight,

00:15:06.620 but there's only so much fight I can fight.

00:15:08.540 Don't lie to me.

00:15:09.540 Don't lie to me.

00:15:10.780 Don't lie to me.

00:15:12.100 Don't lie to me.

00:15:13.320 Don't lie to me.

00:15:14.340 Don't lie to me. 1.00

00:15:15.140 Liar. 0.98

00:15:15.940 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, 0.98

00:15:19.060 or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:15:20.800 I don't really care.

00:15:22.960 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman.

00:15:24.800 Angela Jaritana.

00:15:25.740 Jeremy Culhane.

00:15:26.440 Patrick McDonald.

00:15:27.100 And we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast.

00:15:31.200 The Improvised Character Comedy Podcast.

00:15:33.080 where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.

00:15:36.920 Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.

00:15:39.880 What I try to do is faux journal.

00:15:43.000 I don't know. Have you guys heard of faux journaling?

00:15:44.660 Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading.

00:15:46.040 So we don't like to use that word anymore.

00:15:49.460 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.

00:15:51.400 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class?

00:15:54.260 No!

00:15:54.980 I've been dying to.

00:15:57.100 I'm so sorry.

00:15:57.920 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes

00:16:01.780 by Audra McDonald at the Wonderland

00:16:03.740 bookstore on the 14th. That's crazy. I went to the

00:16:05.700 Wonderland bookstore yesterday and I heard

00:16:07.640 Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty.

00:16:09.880 No way. We'll have to come to the

00:16:11.660 last bookstore, though. Kim Cattrall

00:16:13.580 is reading the guitar tabs

00:16:15.560 of yesterday.

00:16:17.760 A panel of Eurovision participants.

00:16:19.880 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

00:16:22.140 Does the Pope dress up?

00:16:23.520 He winks on Halloween.

00:16:25.740 He gets right up next to the microphone.

00:16:27.500 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes

00:16:29.680 hit each other. You've never seen

00:16:31.520 Italy so quiet

00:16:32.900 as when the Pope

00:16:33.900 gets up to wink

00:16:34.860 on Halloween

00:16:35.360 listen to artists

00:16:36.760 on artists

00:16:37.180 on artists

00:16:37.660 on artists

00:16:38.160 on the iHeartRadio app

00:16:39.560 Apple Podcasts

00:16:40.720 or wherever you get

00:16:41.560 your podcasts

00:16:42.280 I know you don't want

00:16:43.920 to do a wrestling show

00:16:44.740 I'm not

00:16:45.060 but we have fans

00:16:46.460 who care about wrestling

00:16:47.260 and by the way

00:16:47.860 our wrestling episodes

00:16:48.760 have been outperforming

00:16:49.460 our regular episodes

00:16:50.340 yeah they have

00:16:50.880 I'm a fan

00:16:51.720 from a cash flow standpoint

00:16:52.940 for me

00:16:53.660 I'm a fan of WWE

00:16:54.680 are you serious

00:16:55.900 the Rhea Ripley episode

00:16:57.140 did like a million plus

00:16:58.340 by the way

00:16:59.080 of real views 0.90

00:17:00.660 are you are you doing i'm not doing shit bro what are you doing do i look like i want to 0.99

00:17:07.060 cause fucking drama well what did you do that doesn't i just am saying like i don't know what 0.99

00:17:11.300 people are thinking if it's real like who knows who no it's just people in general like because 0.98

00:17:16.180 there's all the talk about bots nowadays and stuff like that i'm just saying well who's bobbing it's

00:17:19.400 not about who do you think about what it's more about it it being it that the fact that it is

00:17:25.580 that are you talking about there's that are you are you insane it wasn't him it wasn't him it wasn't

00:17:35.080 even him it wasn't him you know it's no you know who it was it was caleb it was caleb that was good 0.68

00:17:41.960 no you know what's gonna happen here producer caleb right you know what's gonna happen here

00:17:45.920 they're they're gonna they're gonna think we're talking about george for some reason which we're

00:17:49.720 not oh yeah i just want to make it no no he's crushing i know that but i'm making it abundantly

00:17:55.400 clear right now that we're not talking about george because i don't want to end up no we're

00:17:58.180 talking about let me do it no let me do it no no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do anything i'm not

00:18:02.000 gonna do anything i'm not gonna accuse because i don't know okay what i am gonna say is how you go

00:18:08.000 from 9 000 views in two hours to a million in 24 hours it just makes me feel like i'm punching in

00:18:14.820 the dream why why is that suspect what do you mean because we understand what the patterns of youtube

00:18:20.520 viewership looks like it's not possible you can you can there's you can trace there's no pattern

00:18:24.600 no there is a pattern there's a pattern and when you get hit in an algorithm whether your podcast

00:18:29.880 is thriving it'll get served more or if it's underperforming because it's a guest people

00:18:35.220 don't care about or the click-through rate isn't as high um those affect how much your video is

00:18:40.340 being served so if it has a low view count in the first two hours which not not just not just

00:18:45.940 on a lot of people's content you see these videos like underperforming then all of a sudden out of

00:18:50.380 know where they shoot up and that's just not how the algorithm works it's just not i've been doing

00:18:53.960 this long enough so has he for us to to be paying attention to numbers knowing something's fabricated 0.98

00:18:59.860 and like i think we're in an era where like a lot of people are faking their shit so and let me tell 0.97

00:19:06.980 you something we're coming for them no we're not doing shit i just it just feels like you know 0.98

00:19:12.060 they're gonna be selling and pitching advertisers based on those numbers that aren't real and people

00:19:19.780 we're paying them money but youtube has got to do something if it's fake i'm sure they are but

00:19:25.920 especially with ai and the different ways you can bot views now we're never going to be able to bot

00:19:30.760 views i was thinking if we didn't talk about this we could start rolling some computers in

00:19:34.480 the issue is that no no no it's okay but i'm just saying but it's it shows up elsewhere so it's it's

00:19:42.200 so although you can have you get your views on one platform uh like say you buy followers on 0.73

00:19:47.360 Instagram unless you buy your engagement on every post you're gonna have shit engagement so then you

00:19:52.960 have to hide your likes so then it says like by blah blah and others so advertisers don't know 0.93

00:19:57.720 how many likes you are actually getting and it's more and more prominent now because you can buy

00:20:02.240 and fake views on so many things and so advertisers will pay you money thinking you're getting

00:20:06.280 legitimate views when you're not and so like I'm a platform that has never ever once bought a

00:20:12.940 follower like in the vine days all the viners know this it was like you'd be shunned frowned

00:20:17.680 upon shamed forever you bought you bought followers bro seriously i think the body i think

00:20:22.180 the body has just gotten so popular on streamer on streaming platforms and stream platforms are

00:20:26.540 like the big winners right now like dude pretty much everybody on streaming stream is body

00:20:30.600 there's so many bots on for streamers doesn't facebook which is facebook and instagram want

00:20:38.800 you to buy it right like don't they help you like hey unlock this boost i get it every time i post

00:20:43.460 no but boost is like a legitimate engine of like paid marketing that is clearly marked because it

00:20:49.080 says this has been paid or bought or whatever this is just like rolling in like hundreds of

00:20:54.380 thousands like i said when we started this i'm not accusing i'm asking like literally how how do

00:20:59.340 y'all go from sub 15 000 views in two three hours to the next day having 850 000 no not 850 000 1.4

00:21:06.720 million which is not it's just not it's not it the math not math math don't math you know that's

00:21:11.960 all what were we talking about what we were talking about was that when i said real views

00:21:15.020 we're talking about wwe i'm not trying to change the topic i won't change the topic from the fact 0.99

00:21:18.200 that i walked out before the undertaker john cena and the rock came out you're so stupid i won't say 0.98

00:21:22.400 that you're so i won't hide that fact dude when you last i knew it's like you walked out on logan 0.99

00:21:26.300 last night yeah i'm a walker out or i'm sick i'm gonna be honest i'm sick of it so you didn't walk

00:21:33.040 out for the same reason no yes they were walked out for the same reason no we walked out to protect

00:21:37.320 your girl your wife bro she had a seven foot actually a seven foot security he was only

00:21:43.200 he he he was only walking her to the car she had to go into the four seasons who knows who knows

00:21:49.360 what could have been happening strike her down at the four seasons the 60 story four seasons

00:21:53.400 bro i just didn't want to get stuck in the law in the traffic output from wrestlemania it was an

00:21:58.020 hour i was stuck in traffic for an hour actually but michael michael they're saying that the five

00:22:04.760 minutes i know at wrestlemania 40 in the main event were like the greatest five minutes of

00:22:09.080 wrestling ever i know i i don't seen an undertaker the rock dare i say jay usso

00:22:15.300 usso versus usso off the ramp onto a double like what table and you left before off the ramp like

00:22:21.160 where logan walks down i watched it on my phone you didn't i saw clips after on twitter just like

00:22:26.820 you didn't watch uconn last night i did watch uconn shout out to the uconn men shout out to the 0.96

00:22:30.600 fucking uconn men the greatest champions in ncaa men's history the greatest winning differential 0.98

00:22:39.160 in the history of the ncaa tournament plus 140 two years in a row solidifying that dynasty of 0.98

00:22:46.960 uconn men's uconn husky sports bringing it back to ct and shout out to dave portnoy for a massive

00:22:52.620 600 000 biggest dollar spin into 2.7 million dollars what a win congrats dave what a win for

00:22:58.820 the huskies and for connecticut once again i wish the women could have got it done too

00:23:02.060 they say the coach is leaving going to kentucky actually yep because they pay more

00:23:08.700 offer camera like uh dude it's crazy because i am definitely a man but when other men start

00:23:14.940 talking about basketball are you sure and sports i i i completely shut off i like i'm like bro who

00:23:22.320 cares yet you played them i did play them yeah but i just never paid attention to them i just

00:23:27.320 don't i don't man i don't get sports i don't get sports i get the big events bro you can't say that

00:23:33.020 what do you don't fly around with a tech playing tetris and rubik's cube that's what do you do

00:23:36.840 what do you not get about that entertainment are you not entertained why watch sports

00:23:42.860 to be entertained why watch the rubik's why watch the movie you watched last night yeah you're right

00:23:49.380 i mean i guess that's the answer and it's not even that difficult to understand i just i don't

00:23:54.120 know people pick different things yeah you're right you're right different folks the greatest

00:23:58.320 answer and i also do want to uh point out one other thing the uh women's basketball basketball

00:24:05.000 tournament uh women's sorry uh finals championship finals uh more viewership than the men's first

00:24:11.760 time ever than the men's finals 14 million something like that 17 million to 14 million

00:24:16.020 whoa we know why a couple reasons number one being caitlin clark the caitlin clark era has

00:24:22.820 come to an end one of the greatest or is the story just beginning it is just beginning she

00:24:29.080 will now she will now go to the wmba at a starting salary of 76 000 yeah but she's already 2.3 million

00:24:36.780 off of irl deals right and okay and we'll continue to get those sponsors like right now i don't know

00:24:42.100 what either of you are saying. I couldn't

00:24:44.320 care less.

00:24:46.040 She's a phenom.

00:24:48.020 I'm sure she's

00:24:50.300 fantastic. It's sick for her.

00:24:52.520 She's going to do great things

00:24:54.040 in the WNBA.

00:24:56.640 Great enough for

00:24:58.000 LeBron and Travis and everybody

00:24:59.980 to show up at her games. They didn't tweet about

00:25:02.060 WrestleMania, but they tweeted about

00:25:03.660 WrestleMania.

00:25:05.840 Everybody talked about WrestleMania.

00:25:07.380 LeBron?

00:25:08.880 What did he tweet?

00:25:10.160 He tweeted, Logan Paul, congrats on retaining the U.S. title.

00:25:13.740 I saw it.

00:25:14.800 I saw it.

00:25:15.600 You know, Mike makes fun of me for the games that I play.

00:25:18.080 But the fact is, some of the games I play are the best games in the world.

00:25:21.020 And I'm on to a new game.

00:25:23.000 It's like Fortnite meets Super Smash Bros.

00:25:25.180 They have a baby with Mortal Kombat fatality style moves.

00:25:28.820 Boom!

00:25:29.200 It's called Robo Squad Revolution.

00:25:31.100 It has a bunch of new features I have not seen in other games.

00:25:34.000 You're playing as a robot, but whenever you get a kill streak,

00:25:36.380 you transform into new characters with special abilities.

00:25:39.020 The abilities are insane.

00:25:39.940 There's one where you get a dune popcorn bucket.

00:25:42.220 There's a like button, boxing gloves.

00:25:43.960 You can even do a cannonball to explode enemies in the area.

00:25:46.800 This is the real deal.

00:25:48.120 And the best part is, yours truly makes an appearance in the game.

00:25:51.100 That's right, I have my own skin.

00:25:52.940 Holograms, special weapons, special moves you can pull off as the Logan Paul character.

00:25:56.780 You've got to see it.

00:25:57.540 It's next level.

00:25:58.500 Might have even included some of my wrestling moves in there.

00:26:01.160 So if you guys are looking for some epic gaming action, check out RoboSquad Revolution.

00:26:04.820 I'm in it.

00:26:05.280 Plays me.

00:26:05.760 Let me know what you think.

00:26:07.060 Enjoy.

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00:27:08.660 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.

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00:27:38.820 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.

00:27:42.120 Oh my God, Lexi.

00:27:43.400 We have a new podcast.

00:27:44.860 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:27:46.220 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:27:47.420 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:27:51.440 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

00:27:56.500 occasionally different opinions.

00:27:57.760 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:28:00.580 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:28:03.420 That is wild.

00:28:04.900 I learned that about you today.

00:28:07.520 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:28:10.700 Good Taste is my business,

00:28:12.680 and I've always got something to say.

00:28:14.860 If men were just honest about this,

00:28:16.980 there would be so much more peace in the world.

00:28:18.860 We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty,

00:28:22.080 getting older, and a little wiser.

00:28:23.960 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.

00:28:26.280 Because you told us how accommodating you are.

00:28:28.820 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do

00:28:31.080 to fight the fight,

00:28:32.220 but there's only so much fight I can fight.

00:28:33.780 Don't lie to me

00:28:35.000 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts

00:28:46.220 I don't really care

00:29:03.780 Panel of wellness influencers.

00:29:05.520 What I try to do is faux journal.

00:29:08.580 I don't know.

00:29:08.940 Have you guys heard of faux journaling?

00:29:10.240 Yeah, it's reading.

00:29:11.140 It's called reading.

00:29:11.620 So we don't like to use that word anymore.

00:29:15.040 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.

00:29:16.980 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class yet?

00:29:19.840 No!

00:29:20.580 I've been dying to.

00:29:22.700 I'm so sorry.

00:29:23.520 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audra McDonald at the Wonderland

00:29:29.320 bookstore on the 14th.

00:29:30.400 That's crazy.

00:29:30.820 See, I went to the Wonderland bookstore yesterday, and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty.

00:29:35.460 No way.

00:29:36.560 We'll have to come to the last bookstore, though.

00:29:38.440 Kim Cattrall is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday.

00:29:43.040 A panel of Eurovision participants.

00:29:45.460 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

00:29:47.740 Does the Pope dress up?

00:29:49.120 He winks on Halloween.

00:29:51.320 He gets right up next to the microphone.

00:29:53.100 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

00:29:55.980 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.

00:30:01.560 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:30:08.240 I have to say, being an employee of the WWE, or wait, I'm not an employee.

00:30:12.460 What am I, an independent contractor?

00:30:14.180 Being an independent contractor that works with the WWE is the dopest job in the world.

00:30:19.380 It's so fun.

00:30:20.460 And I feel like The Rock's been saying it, like wrestling's cool again.

00:30:24.400 and i don't know if i'd go as far to say that until i'm the wwe champ but um wrestling is

00:30:30.600 definitely captivating again the guy and the stories we're telling are second to none and

00:30:35.120 everybody brings it up it just it's so it's so entertaining it's a universal language and like

00:30:41.420 when you're making noise bringing the rock out the undertaker john cena it was an exchanging of

00:30:48.240 of hands right like changing of the belt cody rhodes beating roman reigns who's been

00:30:53.960 a wwe champion for help 1500 days 12 1300 days like an insane amount of time and then having

00:31:03.220 the face of the company change to a second generation wrestler and cody rhodes whose dad

00:31:08.960 was a legend it was just like really emotional i got emotional seeing cody win and samantha

00:31:13.840 ervin bullied me the ring announcer samantha ervin fiance of ricochet who i beat twice

00:31:18.600 she bullied me on twitter she said uh she said i'm a cringe over reactor

00:31:23.340 is that real or is that not it got a ton of favorites tag team you and jake versus her and

00:31:31.360 orton listen i i gave her i gave her amazing compliment because she's awesome in the ring

00:31:37.260 best like her announcing rock roman seth cody she was standing there the wind's blowing and

00:31:46.060 she's just getting into it like bruce buffer does like she's unbelievable she's fantastic i took it

00:31:51.980 as kind of irony a little bit because if you see the videos of her reacting she's like

00:31:58.140 sobbing oh yeah when the rock came out for the first time yeah very emotional in it and and i

00:32:03.640 think i think it was like she was like it's a funny way to like dig at me because like i am 0.79

00:32:07.720 cringe overreactive bro i think she's saying bro i i'm reactive as fuck i something happens

00:32:12.280 like you know i am but i just was excited she reacts too and i think that was what it was like 0.97

00:32:17.680 kind of funny because she was playing into that i've seen a lot of you don't care you want to

00:32:20.840 talk about caitlin clark i've seen a lot of the matches let's talk about basketball that was the

00:32:23.900 best let's talk about hoops dude come on bro caleb zoom in over on the left side of jeff's body

00:32:31.360 right at the couch level for a second oh that bothers me too that bothers me too are you out 1.00

00:32:35.300 of your ever fucking mind that's insane that's insane of you are you fucking insane dirty ass 1.00

00:32:41.180 street shoes on the couch i usually take them off at the door everybody else walked in with them and 1.00

00:32:46.560 i said okay i will walk in but usually i take them off i will make one note on the care that i give

00:32:52.780 to this home based on that care the home is in great shape and it is for sale if anyone watching

00:32:58.640 this episode of impulsive is looking for a 4.2 million dollar home in the hills of los angeles

00:33:03.300 brother brother please reach out via the comments most like comment i'll offer you three two we'll

00:33:10.800 get the house most like comment gets the house so jeff got an offer on the table for three two

00:33:15.080 three two if anyone else is listening and or watching and likes this house it's very nice

00:33:20.640 house it's important that you buy it because uh mike said he get a kickback like to me oh yeah

00:33:26.020 if someone from impulsive buys it so yeah that's true um oh yeah yeah yes yeah if you want to buy

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00:33:41.100 Yeah, new buyers only

00:33:42.400 Dude

00:33:43.040 A lot of love, bro

00:33:46.800 Yeah, a lot of love

00:33:47.640 This past weekend, but

00:33:48.720 Was there?

00:33:50.100 What?

00:33:50.520 A little bit of hate, too

00:33:51.580 Dude, let me just lay out a quick story for you

00:33:57.020 I watched this incredible Wrestlemania 0.99

00:33:59.240 my boy retained this this fucking belt and then when the main showcase came on i was gone bro 0.99

00:34:05.740 i was in the car with the women the girl i think nina said to him i'm leaving with the girls and 0.99

00:34:11.360 you said who and she said sarah and mike so i'm in this i'm in this uh you know black car being 0.99

00:34:19.580 driven home by like a shit because he has like chauffeurs and shit with the hat and all that 0.98

00:34:23.500 stuff they get out and they polish the door handle when you touch it illuminati so we're driving down 0.99

00:34:29.340 the highway and i look up and it's like it's like you know a prime sign of this sign and i see a sign

00:34:38.020 that says watch the new special gram messenger starring logan paul on my youtube channel and i

00:34:47.140 said to myself bro he bought out of home media outside of wrestlemania at the end of the night

00:34:54.880 at the end of the night for the passerbys to drive viewership to the program that logan ball hates

00:35:00.040 and i was like dude this dude is crazy this dude no first off first off respect for the savagery

00:35:07.440 because that's that's fire that's an insane thing to do yeah yeah shout out here's the question 0.99

00:35:12.400 well knowing that i don't support this documentary and grant bensinger is a fucking snake so for 0.95

00:35:19.520 those of you don't understand what we're talking about um this this seemingly super genuine endearing 0.96

00:35:27.000 guy slashed journalist i would say uh had been asking to interview me for years on his youtube

00:35:36.360 show called in depth with graham bensinger and i didn't want to do it just because i didn't i

00:35:42.060 didn't see how that outlet would be like beneficial to me in any way especially if i'm giving him so

00:35:46.500 much like time and energy and like letting him into my life and then one day he came to us he

00:35:50.980 had a ton of celebrities on it yeah tom hanks arnold yeah well that's the thing that's the

00:35:55.900 thing he's the list goes on the list of people he's profiled is like impressive and so one day

00:36:00.480 comes to me he goes hey my show is moving to apple tv um would you want to be the debut episode i

00:36:07.160 wouldn't want to do with anyone else it's got to be you sounded exciting and uh after some after

00:36:12.440 some time we finally decided to do it and i said okay like i don't do profiles often um especially

00:36:18.060 not like in-depth ones and so i'm gonna i'm gonna give this guy my all and i did for five months

00:36:24.720 I let this guy Graham Bensinger and his crew infiltrate my life um enter room scenarios

00:36:32.740 conversations that like typically I would just like never let any like outsiders hear

00:36:36.520 and uh I thought it would be a good profile for for Apple TV I was really excited for the

00:36:43.560 viewership that um a new audience I could potentially gain on Apple TV prestige yep

00:36:48.420 it's cool it's a fun opportunity some time passes by like a year and a half this guy

00:36:54.180 finally throws together this documentary and uh it comes out on his on his personal youtube channel

00:36:59.540 and when he first told us that he was going to do that like four or five months ago because it 0.86

00:37:05.240 didn't get picked up by apple i was like yo that's not my fucking problem i didn't sign up to 0.91

00:37:11.300 go on your youtube channel and also like the contents of this he showed me a draft i was like 0.94

00:37:18.040 dude there's like parts of that that i asked you to remove and you told me you would you told me

00:37:23.560 in like full confidence that you wouldn't put anything in there without discussing with me

00:37:28.740 first that like everything gets run by you and i deserve the best like he got he gaslit me like

00:37:33.340 gas me up and there's even a part in there where i accused jeff this jeff of stealing

00:37:38.560 like two million dollars it was more like because i was trying to figure out where the money went

00:37:44.880 and in my like paranoid like lack of sleep state and my frenzy of trying to like come up with the

00:37:51.300 solution instantly i i thought there were some loose ends that i like confronted you about you

00:37:56.200 know you called me first first of all you called me first who put the idea in your head that's what

00:38:01.240 i need to know i was just i was backtracking i was backtracking and like things weren't adding up in

00:38:06.840 my head but also like i'm looking back dude i was sleeping two hours a night for like two weeks in

00:38:12.260 a row like trying to stay sane and like i was fully in a paranoid state and yet this is my mistake

00:38:19.740 i let this stranger graham who i trusted film when i shouldn't have like a because because

00:38:26.760 here's here's what i thought who you bought a gift for dude how many people you've bought a

00:38:31.480 gift for in your life i bought my mom a gift once count us out oh he bought those knives he did buy

00:38:39.240 those knives behind you got more than i've gotten and and also because he was because he was in our

00:38:45.860 house on christmas which is another thing dude i invited him to my christmas with my family because

00:38:50.920 i'm like this is apple tv doc it's gonna be great and every email i printed this all out me and

00:38:55.860 grab had like a face-to-face on tmz it was the first time i'd spoken to him since our falling

00:39:00.160 out when i found out he lied and deceived all of us uh where i printed out like seven emails were

00:39:05.660 like apple tv apple tv apple tv location release ksi thought it was going on apple tv the wwe thought

00:39:11.500 it was going on apple tv jake paul thought it was going on apple tv and uh this guy essentially

00:39:16.620 pulled the fast bait and switched us he duped on the contract on the contract and it's

00:39:21.740 disappointing because like again my fault is just believing in people and trusting them

00:39:29.400 and i thought this guy who again appears very genuine very nice um had my best interest at

00:39:36.960 heart and he just he just didn't and there's no real win for me um because the the piece is already

00:39:44.120 out and the piece is okay but even actually that's not even true no no no the the the story is okay

00:39:52.200 because it's my life and i i'm biased obviously but i think like we're telling a pretty interesting

00:39:56.440 story here but putting it in the hands of an amateur like graham to make a production as

00:40:01.880 i'm gonna i say this arrogantly as as worthy of the story that i thought my life should be

00:40:09.220 was a mistake the audio mixing on the final cut is horrible the story is is is just not told the

00:40:16.860 right way he didn't even use the best parts like dude me and nina solved wordle in one

00:40:21.440 i remember a technically like miraculous feat this can't be wordle in one dude for all you

00:40:29.260 wordlers out there me and my fiancee solved it at one i remember calling it how was the day with

00:40:33.320 graham dude we solved randomly with the day they were filming unbelievable not in the cut

00:40:38.540 unbelievable not in the cut how's filming going unbelievable yeah i thought it was great and and

00:40:43.740 and i i mistakenly thought this dude was gonna take care of me and not only did he lie to me

00:40:49.380 about and everyone about where it was going um it was just a horrible decision of me to put my

00:40:56.960 story in his life's hands especially because i didn't get paid i did not get paid i did this for

00:41:02.020 free because it was going on apple tv and so when his deal with apple fell through or even if it was

00:41:07.120 with apple i don't know if he was lying he went and sold it to like a hundred other networks to

00:41:11.120 pay for a billboard to advertise outside of wrestlemania like an absolute that's crazy if

00:41:17.040 you didn't think it was going to youtube why'd you say like and subscribe at the end oh i don't

00:41:21.740 know i just it's like a cta but but afterwards i asked jake my brother you said i love you in

00:41:27.900 the documentary to go i thought i did i thought i did i was i was love bombing i say it to you

00:41:34.020 all the time bro come on no way come on bro i say i love you all the time yeah you do i love you

00:41:39.180 don't say i love you that's your problem but he said it he just did he just said i love you tell

00:41:44.560 him the story tell him the story dude mike's girl has been begging him for years no what no no that's

00:41:49.920 even possible mikey why don't you love me i love you michael and then he asked me he's like yo do

00:41:55.700 you say i love you i'm like yeah i've been with hannah for 15 years he partially helped me with

00:42:00.740 it because the way he treats it it's not like to throw it around like just facetiously but not to

00:42:06.160 make it as charged because like you love a lot of people but when you put that much like energy

00:42:11.800 like like they say say i love you to your people like they say say that all the time because you

00:42:15.720 never know when you're gonna see him again you never know if you're gonna see him and meet it

00:42:18.680 yeah no for real it's not about meaning or not meaning it's it's about over my life is a is a

00:42:23.400 unfortunate series of overthinking the reason why we haven't put the 40 year old on his own show

00:42:29.200 where he talks to people because he wants to talk all day for over 260 seconds and help people is

00:42:33.580 because of overthinking the reason why every negative thing is a result of me overthinking

00:42:38.860 shit and that's the same thing but so he ended up telling her in passing it wasn't in past while 0.71

00:42:45.200 they were going to sleep they were faced the other way each other he turned his back over 0.99

00:42:50.060 he was like by the way good night i love you i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you i

00:42:53.380 bought the billboards you i bought the billboards i bought them up outside dude after graham bensinger 0.99

00:42:59.980 stabbed me in the back and completely showed me how much of a piece of shit he is i called my 0.99

00:43:05.080 brother i was like dude you did a piece with him what did you think of graham what did he say he 1.00

00:43:09.080 goes dude graham's a snake i've always thought he was a snakey he's a piece he's a piece of shit 1.00

00:43:14.400 and when I went on TMZ 1.00

00:43:17.260 he was not drinking

00:43:17.960 when I went on TMZ and

00:43:20.260 explained my situation and I was like this guy 1.00

00:43:22.840 tricked me he's a fucking liar 1.00

00:43:24.540 McAfee brought it up 1.00

00:43:26.060 he was like by the way so sorry about that

00:43:29.100 and a CEO

00:43:30.520 from a very very powerful

00:43:33.100 company sits me

00:43:35.020 down and he goes

00:43:36.380 the Grant Bensinger guy

00:43:38.820 I'm like no way this guy is 1.00

00:43:40.980 talking to me about that piece of shit 1.00

00:43:42.580 no fucking way he goes to graham bensinger guy your whole situation with him did the same thing 1.00

00:43:47.440 to us he goes that guy is a liar and i've learned that it doesn't matter how nice you are it doesn't 0.99

00:43:54.180 matter how nice you are if you aren't going to get the deal done and be a man of your word we're not 0.99

00:43:57.980 doing business that guy is a complete liar and so the only real w here for me is telling my story

00:44:07.440 because Graham has done this in the past. 0.77

00:44:10.280 He will continue to do it in the future.

00:44:12.560 And I hope other celebrities, personalities, influencers

00:44:15.240 don't trust Graham

00:44:17.880 and don't allow themselves to put their story in his hands.

00:44:22.960 But celebrities don't watch Impulsive.

00:44:24.860 They are because I'm going to chop up a reel

00:44:27.400 of me exposing Graham Bensinger

00:44:29.280 and run ads against his name.

00:44:31.320 No, it's actually not true.

00:44:31.860 I know, I know.

00:44:33.020 That's not true.

00:44:34.040 So the internet billboard will be the equivalent

00:44:36.620 of him putting the billboards up

00:44:38.740 outside of Wrestlemania

00:44:39.680 like seriously bro I don't want people to get

00:44:42.680 tricked like I did I'll take it as a learning

00:44:44.580 lesson as I always do

00:44:46.500 of things right the education

00:44:48.500 fund

00:44:49.280 but it was sad that I knew that

00:44:52.460 you were upset about it

00:44:53.780 that that makes me upset

00:44:56.340 yeah 0.99

00:44:58.180 it's fucked up 0.98

00:44:59.000 it's an oversight 0.98

00:45:00.620 because

00:45:01.300 you know like I'm not

00:45:04.780 the smartest dude in the world

00:45:06.520 and i have like people in place to protect me like i called my lawyer right away i was like why did 0.94

00:45:10.360 you let me sign this fucking contract he goes they told us it was apple tv every email to all our 0.94

00:45:15.940 notes the response back to our red line so the only apple here's what so the only thing missing 0.99

00:45:20.080 from the contract was if this doesn't go out on apple tv it doesn't go out no it's called it's

00:45:24.380 it's one sentence in connection with got it oh they they use in connection with apple oh like

00:45:30.180 manipulative language that just wasn't in there so every i think it might be you because that

00:45:35.480 documentary they they shot about me when i did my life documentary that's not going out either

00:45:39.580 on tv i think any of you were in that one too i think it's because you're in them that they

00:45:44.020 keep canning them the networks keep canning them they're the ones that asked me to be in it so

00:45:50.360 two quick things celebrities watch the show number one like heavily because every time we have big

00:45:55.780 ones on they know exactly what we do number two is i will say that it is good that something like

00:46:02.760 this happened before it was a life documentary that involved you know you and your wife or you

00:46:10.040 and if you have kids down the line or something like that so it's kind of good that it happened

00:46:14.220 now you know yeah he's just being so scummy about it like he's using every single thing that we use 0.92

00:46:20.100 every bit of conversation that we oh you're trying to transition it was fucking sorry i slipped on 0.90

00:46:26.460 the rope in wwe i slipped off the rope when kevin owens was trying to suplex me i slipped 0.97

00:46:32.280 Bro that rope might as well have been covered in baby oil

00:46:35.280 I went to go like

00:46:36.780 Try my move and my foot just went

00:46:39.020 Boink

00:46:39.600 That seems like a liability

00:46:43.340 And I landed

00:46:45.220 On my back

00:46:46.680 With a 260 pound man coming off the ropes

00:46:49.600 Hurt 0.75

00:46:50.580 And then this dude is insane

00:46:52.840 He climbs the top rope and does a back flip

00:46:56.000 That was crazy

00:46:56.700 Lands flush on me

00:46:57.640 How can he even do that

00:46:58.820 How can a guy that looks like that move like that

00:47:01.160 he really moves well he does kevin owens as much as i make fun of him he did a backflip

00:47:06.920 it's like hold on one second i'll be right yeah no he said stay here he said you stay here i'm

00:47:13.780 gonna go do a backflip yeah and what in your mind says i'm gonna stay here he told him to

00:47:18.980 it was smart no because he said in a professional sense to him but but the question do you think

00:47:23.700 you slipped because he had no no he's three sneezes that day no no he slipped because of

00:47:29.640 the fact that he was rubbing up

00:47:31.820 with baby oil. And the question is

00:47:33.980 why were you using an oil

00:47:35.780 that's used for babies? Why would you

00:47:37.820 even have an oil like that?

00:47:40.360 I see what you're doing.

00:47:41.720 Yeah, that's number two. Why don't you just use oil?

00:47:43.840 Don't even fucking try it. 0.99

00:47:45.420 That's number two. And if I have to go number 0.99

00:47:47.720 three, I shall not.

00:47:49.540 I'll do it. What is number three?

00:47:51.960 I'll do it. Just shut up, Levin. 0.99

00:47:58.080 I'm going to be a dad. 1.00

00:47:59.640 gonna be a dad to a dog i'm gonna punch you in the face i'm gonna strangle this documentary 1.00

00:48:12.280 is not coming out now because of you this episode's getting bad i'm already a dog dad 0.99

00:48:16.740 i'm gonna be a father to a real child human unbelievable yeah uh nina is pregnant she's

00:48:24.000 about 16 weeks pregnant and she's she's due this fall and uh wow what a feeling what a feeling to

00:48:35.540 get told by the person you love most in the world that you guys are having another person together

00:48:42.960 that's going to be half her and half me and man if it's a girl we don't know the gender yet

00:48:49.020 I'm just gonna melt it's like a feeling that I can't even comprehend right now especially if

00:48:59.620 it looks anything like Nina like I love Nina so much and then this little version of her that's

00:49:05.180 also half me that is going to be like my entire life having a child is something I've looked

00:49:14.160 forward to for so long I've I've I've wanted to be a dad for a while I just like hadn't found the

00:49:19.600 right person and then I did and Nina's gonna be such an amazing mother like she has qualities I

00:49:26.160 couldn't have even guessed I'd find in a partner that are so stellar for being a a mother and

00:49:35.540 I am gonna have the responsibility of teaching this young human how to be a person they're

00:49:42.360 going to be watching me. I'm their dad. And I think being a parent is probably one of the hardest

00:49:47.720 and most important jobs in the world. And there's a lot of weight that comes with it. It's a complete

00:49:52.900 life shift. And for the first time in my life, as you guys know, I can be pretty selfish, but for

00:49:58.380 the first time in my life, I've moved two rungs down the priority ladder. Whereas before, like

00:50:04.600 truthfully and even now i'm number one i just am baby comes out nina baby me or baby nina me it

00:50:12.500 doesn't matter but those two are interchangeable but like those are my those are my two most

00:50:16.460 important priorities in my life my life partner and my child and then myself and so i think that

00:50:22.880 mind shift for me is going to be a new chapter of my life again and i'm excited for it and it's

00:50:31.020 crazy it's amazing he's excited and it's amazing yeah i can't wait to find out the gender it's

00:50:37.460 either the hardest job or the easiest job why would it be easy you have to get up so early

00:50:42.320 and change that's the heart that's the hard part but just being there just being with them is the

00:50:48.700 like that's the easy part you gotta get thrown up gotta be there just gotta be there for them

00:50:53.600 I'm excited to feel the excitement that this young person feels learning life through a lens that is blank.

00:51:02.960 It's a blank canvas.

00:51:04.200 And, you know, they'll get so excited by, like, the littlest things.

00:51:07.420 And I get to get excited by them discovering what, you know, it means to, like, go outside and, like, chase a puppy or something.

00:51:14.960 I'm really excited, man.

00:51:16.880 So happy for you.

00:51:18.160 Thanks.

00:51:18.380 Because I know what it feels like.

00:51:19.620 And I've been there.

00:51:21.200 Yeah, twice now.

00:51:21.940 Two babies.

00:51:23.600 you can't describe it this morning live wakes me up and she just wants to play with

00:51:29.080 you know little toys that she's making noises on the bed as i'm like trying to wake up and be awake

00:51:35.320 it's unexplainable yeah you'll be a great dad yeah it's gonna be a great dad it's gonna be a wild

00:51:43.220 a wild ride it feels like a new chapter in this crazy journey that's been coming up on a decade

00:51:51.080 now and now there's a little one being added into the into the uh the love because i mean think

00:51:56.980 about like the size of this camp and think about all the like cool loving like nice people involved

00:52:01.800 in it you know and it's they're all going to be i'm going to be uncle mike like weird uncle mike 0.85

00:52:06.020 you know what i'm saying like hey paul paul stay away from that fucking yeah it's it's exciting 0.88

00:52:11.580 bro and congratulations correct congratulations to you to nina um on pam greg that's gonna be 0.98

00:52:17.840 amazing yeah oh they were they were so excited jake bro yeah crazy you think he feels rushed now

00:52:23.120 to try to have one soon too i would hope not because like who cares and and everyone's on

00:52:28.320 their own their own little journey i i've been uh you know i i feel like in my head at least

00:52:33.860 ready for fatherhood for a little bit now and um i think i hit the timing uh the nail on the head

00:52:41.600 with that i'm ready like i'm here i'm i'm i'm ready to have a kid um it's great it is let me

00:52:51.740 tell you something that's fucked up how easy it is for men during pregnancy and how not easy it is 0.51

00:52:59.560 for women during pregnancy like dude the fact that like let's be honest my job was very easy 0.99

00:53:06.260 in this equation not only easy was kind of lit we're pretty easy was pretty fucking dope 0.64

00:53:13.400 and now nina for nine months has to walk around gaining weight feeling sick body changes body 0.84

00:53:21.640 changing being sober mood swings the hormonal changes it's it's she's growing a person that's

00:53:28.060 insane why how do we not talk about this more you just grow you just grow a little human inside of

00:53:33.920 we she has this um what's it called like a pregnancy diary tracking app and it tells us

00:53:39.500 in terms of fruit how big this little and what's going through with their body yeah it's an avocado

00:53:43.940 this week he's growing ears this week you should be able to feel your baby kicking what all i had

00:53:50.120 to do is not but there's a but there's a trade-off though it's like it's like going it's like going

00:53:56.100 to war but knowing that the outcome is something so great it's like it's like that the the output

00:54:01.580 from it on all those late nights where they're like laid up in pain having like all that trauma

00:54:06.340 that they go through throughout the process you know that the end goal of that or the end output

00:54:11.020 of it is a is it is the most beautiful thing on the planet well totally so it carries you through

00:54:16.060 it's not like you get injured and the only thing that you get back to after that is where you were

00:54:19.880 before you got injured but by the way god willing like inshallah that's true what do you mean you

00:54:24.840 have a healthy baby and your pregnancy goes the way you think for sure you know things happen and

00:54:29.760 it's why we didn't tell people for a little bit. Cause you know, there, there, there can be

00:54:34.160 complications. Um, right now the baby's very healthy and that's all we, we both want and can

00:54:38.760 hope for. Um, but it just, it's, it's, it's shocking to me. Like I just try to be as supportive

00:54:43.920 as I can and, and nurturing and caring. And like the general rule during this time I've told Dina

00:54:50.040 is like, if anything, you know, pops off between us, it's like, you're right. And I'm wrong.

00:54:56.200 you're right i'm wrong even if i'm wrong or even if i'm right like i don't want the smoke right

00:55:03.620 now are you okay like please you're right i'm wrong and i was wrong for being wrong it's a

00:55:08.800 beautiful time yeah yeah yeah no it's awesome she's she's doing great i think some women get um

00:55:14.120 they handle pregnancy differently she's she's a she's a champ she's there's many differences

00:55:20.620 like really well there's also times where they get scared right like towards the end

00:55:25.080 that happens a lot like oh this is now happening i'm gonna have to a give birth the most insane

00:55:31.880 process you've ever seen women can endure pain and suffering way more than men way more just

00:55:38.860 wait for that moment you'll be there well yeah because all this stuff right now is like you can

00:55:43.040 be a champ when you still have a six-pack like nothing started how about how about your abs split

00:55:47.780 in half yeah the abs do you let me repeat i don't want to hear that the abs right here your

00:55:54.140 abdominal muscles split in half making stuff up google it what would you know about pregnancy

00:55:59.800 you've been pregnant two of them two you've had two babies yeah it's crazy it's so wild wait till 0.99

00:56:07.540 what dude they poop their pants and stuff crazy shit that doesn't yeah i was pregnant again too 0.99

00:56:13.200 yeah you're you're you're gonna be a double uncle triple third third triple uncle triple 0.99

00:56:18.520 it's way different but it's amazing yeah you get to go play with them be cool uncle then you give

00:56:23.900 it back. He knows baby Sloane real well.

00:56:25.820 Sloane's great. Super happy baby.

00:56:28.000 She's going to be the friend of Paul.

00:56:29.440 It's different when you're uncle.

00:56:31.020 Nina won't let me name the baby Paul.

00:56:33.160 She won't let me name the baby Paul. 0.90

00:56:34.880 She won't even let me name the runt Paul.

00:56:36.580 The smallest and last baby.

00:56:39.000 Which I was disappointed in.

00:56:40.180 Why don't you try to get one name?

00:56:41.680 Paul. First name Paul. Middle name Paul.

00:56:44.120 Paul Paul Paul Paul. 0.70

00:56:46.280 She won't.

00:56:47.680 She might budge on Pippi for the last one. 1.00

00:56:50.560 If it's a girl. 1.00

00:56:51.620 Pippi Paul.

00:56:52.080 i like that one it's kind of cute anyways yeah i'm gonna be a father that's crazy do you have

00:56:59.740 names uh we do have names i'm not gonna say me yeah because who knows who knows which one's

00:57:04.580 harder do you think guy or girl to raise no names to name yeah i don't know don't know anything

00:57:12.680 really insane question yeah it's wild to say that's a crazy question we just found we found

00:57:16.480 bit harder for a guy to name a guy yeah now we have both we're locked and loaded i just need the

00:57:22.220 baby to have nina's hair i just need the baby to probably have nina's like entire aesthetic um

00:57:27.960 it i think it'd be cool if it got my biceps it doesn't really matter what it has or doesn't

00:57:34.600 have because it could just get neural link you know what i'm saying will your kid get nearly

00:57:39.980 100 bro bro there's been updates on the front what what's the update well what's the update

00:57:45.060 I've got him here

00:57:45.960 The first ever Neuralink patient

00:57:48.160 Has been showing some incredible

00:57:50.800 Breakthroughs

00:57:52.960 He was

00:57:54.780 Given the Neuralink

00:57:56.080 He proceeded with the implant

00:57:58.120 It was based on extensive discussions

00:57:59.720 Which ultimately alleviated his concerns

00:58:02.140 About the safety and ethical implications of the technology

00:58:04.240 Because supposedly it was a bunch of dead monkeys

00:58:06.400 Yeah

00:58:07.760 From the original test

00:58:09.540 I don't care

00:58:11.600 The fried chicken prime thing was a

00:58:14.080 April Fool's joke

00:58:15.540 We're talking about one of the greatest advances

00:58:17.980 People are coming up to me outside of your house

00:58:20.340 They're pulling up to me outside of your house and go

00:58:22.020 My son's been looking everywhere for the fried chicken prime

00:58:24.620 I was like that's an April Fool's joke

00:58:26.860 Why would we do that

00:58:28.000 It's not real

00:58:29.720 It's disgusting

00:58:30.480 April Fool's

00:58:31.560 We posted on my birthday

00:58:33.020 Is it still available?

00:58:34.840 Is it like a limited edition thing they can get?

00:58:36.700 Three body problem on Netflix

00:58:38.340 Is an excellent show

00:58:40.060 One report detailed a monkey missing fingers

00:58:43.960 and toes as a condition suggested to have been caused by self-mutilation like the monkey got a

00:58:49.500 brain hemorrhage from having the knurling test and then this guy goes and gets it now he can

00:58:55.380 play chess using all his mind thank you guys for watching this episode of impulsive insane

00:59:00.820 that's insane that you could play tetris or do rubik's cube using all your mind 0.99

00:59:06.280 i'd rather just i'd rather just use my hands he can't he's paralyzed you scum bro bro i didn't 0.99

00:59:13.540 No, I didn't know that. 1.00

00:59:14.600 From the shoulders fucking down, bro. 0.99

00:59:15.500 I didn't know that, bro. 1.00

00:59:16.320 I wasn't listening. 0.99

00:59:17.180 I was listening to talking about three-body problems.

00:59:19.360 No, because this is the problem.

00:59:22.440 We're talking about Fried Chicken Prime.

00:59:23.660 We should be talking about the greatest advances in the history of civilization.

00:59:26.560 That's what we're not doing on the show enough.

00:59:28.280 We need to do more of it.

00:59:29.840 It can't be just Prime and WWE and backflips off the top rope.

00:59:33.380 We're going to other planets.

00:59:34.520 Well, they talk about that in Three-Body Problem.

00:59:37.400 It's a great show on Netflix.

00:59:38.720 What is it? 1.00

00:59:39.040 Well, we're being visited by the Santee, an alien race. 1.00

00:59:43.600 They're going to be here in 400 years, and they've outsmarted us. 1.00

00:59:47.540 They've created two.

00:59:48.380 Is it fiction?

00:59:49.320 It's fiction, yeah.

00:59:50.640 No, it's nonfiction.

00:59:51.940 It's real?

00:59:52.980 It's nonfiction, yeah.

00:59:53.880 Yeah, but this is happening now.

00:59:56.360 Right now, people are getting a chip and planting their brain.

00:59:59.920 Do you not like Elon Musk?

01:00:01.300 I do like Elon Musk.

01:00:02.100 He has way more kids than you.

01:00:03.940 Dude, that's the thing, though.

01:00:05.740 How?

01:00:06.760 How can he have so many kids?

01:00:08.000 well i think it'd be an honor to have elon musk's baby i probably would do it myself that's probably 0.98

01:00:12.720 how actually he finds like suitable mothers and just runs it just fucking sprays and praise 0.96

01:00:18.020 subway just rolled out the six dollar six inch cookie no sandwich but there's a cookie too 0.98

01:00:24.560 there was a five dollar footlong this is how bad a society is sunken we went from a five dollar

01:00:29.540 footlong to six dollar six inch well and they're they're marketing it like a bargain yeah because

01:00:34.000 that's where we're at from a grocery standpoint jesus bro at this point i'll be honest bro bro 0.99

01:00:40.340 he's just saying shit bro because he's fucking living 400 years ahead with the scent he's 0.99

01:00:46.400 he's fucking dude bro i have to go i think you should i think you should trademark being out 1.00

01:00:53.560 of touch with reality i think it should be your thing where you are so disconnected no i'm not 0.99

01:00:58.780 disconnected i know about caitlin clark congratulations caitlin number one basketball

01:01:03.000 player dude that's your caitlin clark is your old assistant it's impossible um i do have to go i have

01:01:11.060 to go to dinner to do what to talk about to a sentient yeah you're gonna talk to a sentient

01:01:15.900 well no just crazy if someone can comment below who's watched three body problem

01:01:20.100 who made

01:01:22.660 the metallic helmet

01:01:24.580 and how did they get it to the people

01:01:27.000 because the technology

01:01:29.320 is so futuristic

01:01:30.360 but the Santi are 400 years

01:01:33.200 light years away

01:01:34.640 so how

01:01:37.060 did it, it's just one plot hole

01:01:39.000 I couldn't quite seem to

01:01:40.680 understand

01:01:41.920 but thanks for watching this episode of Impulsive

01:01:44.920 I'm sorry

01:01:47.220 no, congrats

01:01:49.060 Yeah, congrats on the future child

01:01:51.420 The child from the future

01:01:52.940 Can I represent your child?

01:01:56.160 Congrats on your son

01:01:57.240 Can I represent your child?

01:01:58.560 You made my child sign a contract

01:02:00.540 Well, I own 10% of your child in perpetuity

01:02:02.740 She signed it

01:02:03.820 Good thing it's only one of them 1.00

01:02:05.920 You're like the f*** of this show 0.99

01:02:08.220 Bro, you can't say that 1.00

01:02:10.400 I haven't had one Hollywood orgy party 0.58

01:02:13.080 It's just you own everybody

01:02:14.460 You own us, bro

01:02:15.940 No, not him

01:02:17.060 dude i can't even i don't know him i can't even speak my mind on this show you have a bro do i

01:02:23.340 own you yeah you feel owned in any way say yes and you could have zoom in on him bro he's shaking 0.94

01:02:28.720 his head say yes and get a referral fee for the house just say fucking yes use code logan um no 0.99

01:02:33.560 no i don't bro the only thing i own is um you have working sperm that has motality you know he made 1.00

01:02:43.180 me he's his baby future's empty baby made me want to freeze my sperm so now i'm trying to freeze my 0.97

01:02:49.080 sperm just in case i have my nuts fall i'll be honest in the state your sperm are currently in 0.91

01:02:53.400 they probably already that's not true you don't know everything about my sperm i know a lot about 0.98

01:02:58.040 not know more than the average person and definitely more than your girlfriend because 0.99

01:03:01.980 i didn't want you knowing anymore we did a whole ass experiment you mailed it in bro this is your 1.00

01:03:06.660 sperm each one of your sperm was like this trapped in that liquid because you're detached from reality 1.00

01:03:11.800 just like that's what they were detached from their tails correct they're fucking i'm gonna 0.99

01:03:15.880 get a spermicidal neural link it's gonna be a tiny neural link that can make them play chess 0.99

01:03:19.920 when they're still sperm with by thinking about it okay what what he's got to go to a fucking 0.99

01:03:25.520 dinner with the centi logan blah blah we would want to have you give you a silver headband off 0.99

01:03:31.480 the top rope in space drink prime it is filled with electrolytes that you can use to fuel your 0.96

01:03:36.780 spaceship i to go to jupiter i have a dinner bro with who fucking arnold palmer 1.00

01:03:42.320 go to fucking dinner drink your half iced tea half lemonade you fucking 1.00

01:03:46.520 sick of your shit i got a red eye i'm catching a red eye to new york and then on thursday i'm 1.00

01:03:51.860 seeing that little fucking baby i'm seeing it ultrasound i hope he spits out the belly 1.00

01:03:57.060 on your face oh that's a wild one the belly insane to say um guys comment below let us 1.00

01:04:04.220 know if you think we should be cancelled

01:04:05.660 10% off on this house

01:04:08.660 if you use the code LOGAN

01:04:09.620 and Graham Bensinger 1.00

01:04:11.540 you are a fucking piece of shit 1.00

01:04:15.720 I don't mind you Graham 1.00

01:04:16.760 a top tier asshole 1.00

01:04:18.940 are you serious? 1.00

01:04:21.360 no I don't like him by the way of you not like him

01:04:23.720 well no no no make your own conclusion

01:04:25.400 but do you think that's like a cool thing to do?

01:04:27.940 no I was whacked that he put it out

01:04:29.260 buying the out of home media was dope

01:04:30.820 it was a savage move for sure

01:04:33.120 Okay, Mike, just let him know.

01:04:34.820 Yeah, putting it out on YouTube is whack, bro.

01:04:36.220 Mike, let him know.

01:04:37.140 What?

01:04:37.900 You're doing in-depth with Graham Passenger.

01:04:39.760 I'm doing in-depth with Graham Passenger.

01:04:41.780 It's going on his TikTok.

01:04:43.560 It's going on his TikTok channel.

01:04:45.340 All right, thanks, guys.

01:04:46.320 We'll see you next time.

01:04:47.480 Peace.

01:04:48.560 That's the only person Graham's going to get from now on.

01:04:51.520 Yo, Mike.

01:04:52.980 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 16, 2024

Logan Paul is Having A Baby!! iShowSpeed gets RKO’d at WrestleMania, Logan Got SCAMMED

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