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00:02:12.340 Pat Mahomes, ladies and gentlemen.

00:02:14.280 Pat, you think you're going to be the first ever quarterback

00:02:16.360 to do three Super Bowls in a row?

00:02:17.860 That's the plan for sure. I mean, why not?

00:02:19.480 I just met Messi there.

00:02:20.480 Have fun out there.

00:02:21.120 I mean, I just came up and I didn't.

00:02:22.840 Have you met Ronaldo?

00:02:23.680 Yes, I have.

00:02:24.260 I forgot what I said, bro. I was just like...

00:02:26.700 Have fun out there.

00:02:27.640 No, I did not.

00:02:28.700 I did see your 4.4.

00:02:31.100 I just want to make it clear.

00:02:31.960 I'm fascinated.

00:02:32.540 Yeah, you're probably fascinated me.

00:02:33.480 I'll say that.

00:02:35.020 Are you into any conspiracy theories?

00:02:36.460 I'm not going to say I'm into all the crazy ones.

00:02:38.520 That's Aaron Rodgers' vibe.

00:02:39.520 Yo, what kind of is?

00:02:48.740 He's never been seen, ever.

00:02:50.460 Who, Sketch?

00:02:51.100 No.

00:02:51.820 Yeah, Sketch.

00:02:52.820 Hello, brother.

00:02:56.040 Sheesh.

00:02:56.660 Special plays, special teams.

00:02:58.040 Are we rolling?

00:02:58.700 got one thumbs up i need a thumbs up for the man himself caleb we are rolling

00:03:05.060 ladies and gentlemen we're in the house we're in his house three-time super bowl champ he's a

00:03:10.460 father he's a husband he's a great dude pat mahomes ladies and gentlemen wow appreciate

00:03:15.700 y'all appreciate y'all having me welcome to the podcast dude welcome to your home welcome to my

00:03:19.980 house dude i sat here and i put my belt down i was like oh cool u.s champ feels good then i looked

00:03:27.640 over my right shoulder i see three super bowl trophies what looks like a couple like wrestling

00:03:34.420 trophies even you what's going on yeah we did we've uh we've done pretty well here in kansas

00:03:40.360 city yeah but uh no we got to make some more room we only have two super bowl trophies right now and

00:03:45.320 i'm getting the third one made so uh oh a little extra room okay okay pat you think you're gonna

00:03:50.100 be the first ever quarterback to do three super bowls in a row that's the plan for sure i mean

00:03:55.380 Why not?

00:03:56.040 I got the greatest coach of all time, greatest tight end.

00:03:59.080 And then all I have to do now is just go out there and be me.

00:04:01.880 Absolute demon on the field.

00:04:02.980 Did he say why he sounds like Grizzly Adams yet?

00:04:05.340 Yeah, I think we should be talking about that.

00:04:06.040 I just got here from Vegas.

00:04:08.860 Sorry.

00:04:09.500 You know how that goes.

00:04:10.920 No, we had a great charity golf tournament.

00:04:14.080 I don't know if anyone here knows, I like to drink Coors Light.

00:04:17.860 And I drank too many.

00:04:18.940 And you know my voice already isn't, it already isn't the top tier voice.

00:04:22.900 And so when you get a little raspy, sound like an old country singer or something like that.

00:04:27.240 I think it makes you sound cool, dude.

00:04:29.060 You do sound pretty cool.

00:04:29.960 Frizzled.

00:04:30.880 It's not going to help with the Kenny Powers impersonations.

00:04:33.860 I didn't want to say it.

00:04:35.520 I didn't want to say it.

00:04:37.160 Does it bother you or do you think it's funny?

00:04:40.260 Speaking of, there it is.

00:04:42.140 It bothered me a little when I was young.

00:04:45.200 And then, like, I got older and I was like, man, I don't care at all.

00:04:48.460 Wait, wait, wait.

00:04:48.980 It was a thing before it became a thing on social media?

00:04:50.900 It was already a thing.

00:04:52.340 And so when people came to social media and started saying it, I was like, dude, I've heard about this since I was six years old.

00:04:57.020 Yeah, I didn't know that.

00:04:59.280 So, dude, the thing I think is super interesting is that you're a father.

00:05:03.480 You're my age.

00:05:04.220 And I just found out I'm having a baby girl.

00:05:06.520 Congrats, man.

00:05:07.160 My daughter.

00:05:07.500 Congrats.

00:05:08.000 Thanks, man.

00:05:08.700 For real.

00:05:09.440 Thanks.

00:05:10.000 Dude, nothing like it in the world.

00:05:11.700 Yeah, tell me about it.

00:05:12.440 People talk about it.

00:05:14.700 But I think the real thing is I have a boy and a girl now.

00:05:19.280 And, boy, it's amazing what you think it is.

00:05:21.500 You're proud.

00:05:22.340 you love it

00:05:23.720 every time they pick up a basketball or kick a soccer ball

00:05:27.180 it's like yeah that's my son 0.98

00:05:28.480 but the girl is different 0.99

00:05:31.020 it makes you a dad

00:05:32.680 it makes you grow up

00:05:34.760 she's like daddy's

00:05:37.140 girl anything she wants I'll do

00:05:38.620 I look at my son and be like stop

00:05:40.120 and I look at her and I'm just like I'll figure it out

00:05:43.160 so no

00:05:44.800 it really does change your world man

00:05:46.360 I'm happy that you get to experience it man

00:05:48.280 you and your girl are going to have a great time with it

00:05:50.500 I'm so nervous.

00:05:51.860 I'm really nervous.

00:05:53.120 A girl, dad.

00:05:54.560 Dude, the first few years, I don't know.

00:05:57.060 When they get the teenager, you might be a little more scared.

00:05:59.420 But these first few years, man, they've been special, dude.

00:06:01.620 It's like mom does everything.

00:06:04.500 You're just like the assist man.

00:06:06.400 You're just on the side.

00:06:07.200 Like, what can I get you?

00:06:08.060 A bottle, a diaper, whatever, just to get there.

00:06:10.940 And those first few years, man, are awesome.

00:06:13.420 Well, your high school sweetheart, Brittany,

00:06:15.240 obviously a huge part of the equation.

00:06:17.560 That is Patrick Mahomes, your family, your life in general.

00:06:19.860 I imagine having someone who you've known her since the 10th grade yeah I imagine having someone

00:06:24.960 who just unwavering support for that long obviously plays a massive part of your success yeah

00:06:30.840 1,000 percent and uh I think people don't even realize how much she does I mean taking care of

00:06:35.680 the day-to-day stuff and and making where I can focus on football um and focus on my craft and

00:06:40.280 everything like that and um just being a hall of fame mom um and a hall of fame wife uh it makes

00:06:46.040 it a lot easier man I mean you know it man when you get to come home and your best friends there

00:06:49.800 um and you can just hang out and it makes makes you want to makes you want to be there all the

00:06:53.380 time and so uh she pushes me to be great and she's done a lot of great things herself well it's

00:06:57.600 interesting because jeff my manager there was saying like you have this superstar life bro

00:07:02.620 you're like let's be honest you're a professional athletic superstar and then at the same time you

00:07:08.140 just seem you're super down to earth like ordinary guy father husband you balance it well has it ever

00:07:16.160 been hard like this past weekend in Vegas this this past weekend was just hard just all the

00:07:20.720 traveling when you get kids it's a little harder to travel everywhere um you'll cut you'll find

00:07:25.080 that out and so uh I was in New York and in Vegas and now back in Kansas City and um it I just try

00:07:31.120 to be me man it's uh I watched I watched my dad do it I watched my dad play professional baseball

00:07:35.240 and I always talk about I saw these greats like Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter and and how they

00:07:40.380 kind of worked on their craft and I knew when I got if I was my plan was to be a professional

00:07:44.800 athlete i wanted to be down to earth i wanted the kid to come up to me and ask for advice and

00:07:48.700 um it's been cool man it's been a lot of fun i never would expect to have been a football player

00:07:52.880 i never would expect to have this success and um it's been a lot of fun and uh we're not done man

00:07:57.520 if a kid did come up to you and said patrick mahomes you're my idol super bowl mvp champion

00:08:05.120 i want to be a football star when i grew up would you ever say there's no history in football

00:08:10.360 you shouldn't play the sport don't do it like a rod told you is that a true story it is true so

00:08:17.440 it was just more i think of he saw what i did in baseball and i was a good baseball player

00:08:22.660 um and and he's like dude you do this he just got paid like 300 million dollars and at that time

00:08:28.040 that's like a billion now i mean and so he's like man you can just do this you can baseball is better

00:08:32.260 in your body um but i think what i what i've always told every kid and i've kind of not just

00:08:36.780 i heard that from a lot of people uh growing up um it is i tell kids to follow their dreams man

00:08:42.340 and i'm sure you can speak to this man you can accomplish anything if you really set your mind

00:08:45.660 to it it's not going to be easy it's a lot of hard work and you got to you got to grind to get

00:08:49.220 there but if you truly believe in it and give everything you have uh most times out of not

00:08:53.200 you end up making it happen yeah for sure mike you followed your dreams we're straight out of

00:08:56.760 addiction man is there ever a podcast where you go without talking about that i was in the jet

00:09:03.980 were you last night man it just became all about drugs well you know it's an important topic there's

00:09:09.180 a lot of people that struggle with addiction i'm sure you probably know a few people in your life

00:09:12.840 or have come across a few people but i wanted to talk to you about addiction today as well

00:09:16.300 your addiction to ketchup oh man even the chair you're sitting in right now is the color you see

00:09:21.940 the red tints all around the room yeah is it what's the deal with that dude um ever since i've

00:09:26.480 been a little kid man i loved it um i would say the love i don't put it on just everything anymore

00:09:31.600 Like, when I was young, dude, it was, like, ketchup sandwiches, ketchup bread.

00:09:34.720 It. 0.82

00:09:35.320 Disgusting. 0.96

00:09:35.860 That's it? 0.99

00:09:36.260 That was disgusting.

00:09:37.120 No love for mustard?

00:09:38.560 It's just ketchup exclusive?

00:09:40.300 Mustard?

00:09:40.760 What are we talking about, dude?

00:09:41.980 Oh, you don't even do mayo, none of that stuff?

00:09:42.920 You just drink ketchup condiment?

00:09:44.660 And, like, Chick-fil-A sauce.

00:09:46.980 That's pretty good as well.

00:09:48.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:49.420 Some little random ones like that, but for the most part, just ketchup.

00:09:52.900 But are you, like, an all-around foodie?

00:09:55.040 Because you're opening a restaurant, aren't you?

00:09:56.640 I'm opening a restaurant here in Kansas City.

00:09:58.840 It's going to be, like, a steakhouse, more, like, modern vibe.

00:10:00.820 music play and stuff like that um i'm in i'm into food um i have a chef so he cooks for me it's not

00:10:05.880 like i'm out there uh cooking it up you know what i mean so uh it's uh something that i'm interested

00:10:10.980 in i just want to i like to bring good times to good people and um i think this restaurant's gonna

00:10:15.180 be a lot of good times and kansas city's gonna be able to really embrace it you like kansas city

00:10:19.240 i love it man i love the people yeah because i show up i look around it's really beautiful but

00:10:24.000 sometimes it's like super hot other times it's super cold yeah dude i feel like there's a lot

00:10:29.580 of like we buy gold stores here like and like custard no no no but great barbecue okay great

00:10:36.440 barbecue all right um good beer all right breweries out of course light um they got the chiefs

00:10:43.280 they do have the chiefs the royals they have the royals we're better this year we are better this

00:10:48.560 year got a few great soccer teams not for real the people are what make the city um and they embrace

00:10:53.660 you and um like even you my guy can walk down the street and people are gonna come up and just be

00:10:58.240 It's like, man, we love what you do.

00:10:59.540 We love your work.

00:11:00.560 They want to let you have a great day.

00:11:01.840 They're not trying to take pictures.

00:11:03.120 So, I mean, it's just the people that would make the city.

00:11:05.500 Are they the same to you if you throw an interception?

00:11:08.580 Because, like, I'm a Philly fan.

00:11:10.100 And, by the way, I'll never.

00:11:11.400 What's that?

00:11:12.000 It's a good point.

00:11:12.740 It's a really good point.

00:11:14.540 It's a really good point.

00:11:16.160 I'm a Philly fan, and I'll never forgive you for what you did to us two Super Bowls ago.

00:11:21.560 I'll forgive you, but I'll never forget.

00:11:23.200 Let's put it like that. 1.00

00:11:23.900 You, on that torn up ankle, you came back and you larry-birded the shit. 1.00

00:11:28.920 You clutched up and you defeated my team. 1.00

00:11:31.240 And I'm mad about it.

00:11:31.920 But in Philly, if you throw an interception, if you mess up,

00:11:34.580 they'll take a statue they just built a day earlier down.

00:11:37.220 Will they do that too in Kansas City?

00:11:38.200 No, they don't.

00:11:39.320 I do like that about Philly fans, though, man.

00:11:41.080 They love it.

00:11:41.700 At least they embrace it.

00:11:44.020 I had to win that game for Coach Reed, man.

00:11:45.820 It was Coach Reed going up against Philly.

00:11:47.440 He used to coach there.

00:11:49.020 We had to win that one for him.

00:11:51.140 I do love the fans and they're into it

00:11:53.900 But I think the best part about Kansas City man

00:11:55.480 Is they love it but they embrace everybody that comes to the games

00:11:58.020 And they tailgate and like you said

00:11:59.780 There's not a ton to do so they really enjoy

00:12:01.960 Those football games

00:12:02.660 They were so nice to me when we came for the game

00:12:04.580 I never know what to expect when I go out in public settings like that

00:12:07.820 Everyone was so kind

00:12:09.300 Hospitality

00:12:10.100 Yeah super hospitable

00:12:11.520 I was going to ask about

00:12:14.000 Oh oh oh

00:12:16.180 Obviously in Kansas City you're so loved

00:12:19.700 Right?

00:12:20.140 but like mike just mentioned you've beat and like made terrific plays like never forgettable plays

00:12:28.120 against people's favorite teams to like win super bowls do you believe you've lived long enough to

00:12:35.540 see yourself become the villain um this year this year definitely was a more villain type role for

00:12:40.980 i think the whole team uh i don't think i really realized it like i had i'd heard people like

00:12:45.500 talking and like obviously social media there's people always talking so i didn't know how real

00:12:49.040 it was until i got to buffalo this year and i think i saw 40 000 middle fingers on the way

00:12:55.040 into the stadium yeah they were i mean they're they were ready they were ready to go and then

00:12:59.620 we go out there and win i'm trying to hand you know i'm trying to hand my headband and sleeve

00:13:03.160 off to a kid and they're just snowballs are just flying at me i'm just like dude these people

00:13:07.620 these people really don't like me like it's not it's not fake at all and so uh um i think they

00:13:13.280 have a great fan base i mean i we we have a healthy respectful rivalry i think with the

00:13:17.480 bills and um the fan base just they they want to beat us have you ever noticed it's mostly the east

00:13:23.540 coast where all that craziness you didn't go to the oakland raiders well oakland raiders

00:13:29.560 that was that was a tough spot and that's a true rivalry too and so that they uh they it was they

00:13:35.660 they love their football i'll tell you i'll say that much i want to ask you about your relationship

00:13:39.540 with travis kelsey because obviously i watch you guys on tv and uh i went to a one game and it

00:13:44.860 It seems like you guys have such great synergy on the field,

00:13:47.480 and I know your friend's off the field.

00:13:49.300 Is he, like, a favorite receiver in your mind?

00:13:51.420 Yeah, 100%.

00:13:52.340 He's just a good dude, man.

00:13:54.060 I think y'all have met him.

00:13:55.380 But he does a great job of just working and getting himself open,

00:13:59.360 and he understands.

00:14:00.100 He's smart.

00:14:01.200 He puts on this persona.

00:14:02.360 Like, he's like, I'm partying, I'm drinking, whatever.

00:14:03.940 But he's really super intelligent.

00:14:05.300 So he gets on the football field, and he gets open,

00:14:07.300 and I just know where he's going to be at at the same time.

00:14:10.080 And I think our friendship kind of built naturally.

00:14:12.860 It was just he's kind of like me.

00:14:14.580 he's friends with all his boys he grew up with i'm friends with all my boys i grew up with and

00:14:18.460 we we've all kind of become just one big friend group and i go on golf trips with some of his

00:14:23.100 buddies without travis there i mean it's just that type of group that we got going and so

00:14:26.300 um i'm gonna keep them around i'm gonna keep them around for a couple more years for sure

00:14:29.860 but you can you keep up with them can i keep up with them in which way party no i cannot i used

00:14:35.840 to i think and then i had kids and you hear my voice now and that was i left early every night

00:14:39.920 No, he goes off

00:14:41.680 Your core consumption has gone down

00:14:43.560 As the kids go off basically

00:14:44.960 100% man, you gotta pick and choose these days 0.96

00:14:47.820 You gotta pick and choose

00:14:48.700 I feel like then if you can't party like Travis Kelsey

00:14:51.880 Jason Kelsey is like no question

00:14:53.520 Another dimension

00:14:54.600 Jason has kids too

00:14:57.020 So he has to pick and choose

00:14:58.200 But when he chooses

00:14:58.860 He can go

00:15:00.680 I think it's gotta be something in their blood

00:15:03.020 When I saw the Lucha Libre mask on

00:15:07.220 Dude, where did that come from?

00:15:09.380 I was with him the entire time

00:15:11.820 and all of a sudden I turned around and he had this mask

00:15:13.780 on in the back and just, he didn't

00:15:15.700 care about anything else going on. He was just in the corner

00:15:17.720 by himself, just headbanging. I was like, dude, what

00:15:19.740 is going on? Those are the

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00:17:39.380 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:17:42.120 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:17:43.520 I'm Lexi Iwano.

00:17:44.660 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:17:48.940 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:17:51.400 which means we have wildly different references,

00:17:53.760 occasionally different opinions.

00:17:54.980 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:17:58.140 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:18:00.680 That is wild.

00:18:02.100 I learned that about you today.

00:18:04.740 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:18:07.960 Good Taste is my business,

00:18:09.920 and I've always got something to say.

00:18:12.120 If men were just honest about this,

00:18:14.240 there would be so much more peace in the world.

00:18:16.120 We're going to talk about dating, relationships,

00:18:18.560 beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.

00:18:21.200 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.

00:18:23.540 Because you told us how accommodating you are.

00:18:26.060 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight,

00:18:29.460 but there's only so much fight I can fight.

00:18:31.360 Don't lie to me.

00:18:32.380 Don't lie to me.

00:18:33.700 Don't lie to me.

00:18:34.940 Don't lie to me.

00:18:36.160 Don't lie to me.

00:18:37.180 Don't lie to me. 1.00

00:18:37.980 Liar. 0.98

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00:18:45.780 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman.

00:18:47.640 Angela Geritana.

00:18:48.580 Jeremy Culhane.

00:18:49.280 Patrick McDonald.

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00:18:59.760 Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.

00:19:02.720 What I try to do is faux journal.

00:19:05.840 I don't know. Have you guys heard of faux journaling?

00:19:07.500 Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading.

00:19:08.880 So we don't like to use that word anymore.

00:19:12.300 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.

00:19:14.240 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class?

00:19:17.100 No!

00:19:17.820 I've been dying to.

00:19:19.940 I'm so sorry.

00:19:20.760 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes

00:19:24.620 by Audra McDonald at the Wonderland

00:19:26.580 bookstore on the 14th. That's crazy. I went to the

00:19:28.540 Wonderland bookstore yesterday and I heard

00:19:30.480 Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty.

00:19:32.720 No way. We'll have to come to the

00:19:34.500 last bookstore, though. Kim Cattrall

00:19:36.420 is reading the guitar tabs

00:19:38.400 of yesterday.

00:19:40.600 A panel of Eurovision participants.

00:19:42.720 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

00:19:44.980 Does the Pope dress up?

00:19:46.340 He winks on Halloween.

00:19:48.580 He gets right up next to the microphone.

00:19:50.320 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes

00:19:52.520 hit each other. You've never seen

00:19:54.380 Italy so quiet

00:19:55.740 as when the Pope

00:19:56.740 gets up to wink

00:19:57.700 on Halloween

00:19:58.220 listen to artists

00:19:59.600 on artists

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00:20:03.560 or wherever you get

00:20:04.400 your podcasts

00:20:05.200 back to the show

00:20:06.200 are you familiar

00:20:07.060 with iShowSpeed?

00:20:09.160 I am

00:20:09.580 I am

00:20:10.280 so we brought him

00:20:11.380 to your house

00:20:11.960 as you know

00:20:12.900 I guess because

00:20:13.420 you're here

00:20:13.720 thanks for asking

00:20:14.020 yeah thanks

00:20:14.860 he's here

00:20:16.840 hey Speed

00:20:17.320 you want to hop in

00:20:18.000 just for a sec?

00:20:19.060 yeah yeah yeah

00:20:19.700 before I hop in

00:20:20.400 that was a surprise

00:20:21.940 a little surprise

00:20:23.020 what is this?

00:20:23.740 Congratulations on your birthday

00:20:25.000 Oh man

00:20:25.960 Happy birthday

00:20:27.480 Oh man

00:20:28.060 No not birthday

00:20:28.780 Your daughter birthday

00:20:29.840 She's not born yet

00:20:31.980 Happy birthday

00:20:33.020 Bro a half drank mini prime

00:20:35.960 What's up dog

00:20:37.040 And I got you something for your daughter

00:20:38.440 Thanks

00:20:39.040 What is that small bottle

00:20:40.220 Thanks B

00:20:40.860 It's for baby

00:20:42.240 Baby

00:20:42.660 12 ounce prime

00:20:44.060 We're doing 12 ounce prime now

00:20:45.880 Which is

00:20:46.260 Oh that's good to know

00:20:47.420 Did you

00:20:47.820 You didn't get this

00:20:48.520 Yes I did

00:20:48.940 Who put you up to this

00:20:49.860 Bro I literally woke up this morning

00:20:51.260 I was like you know what

00:20:51.900 Logan has a daughter coming 0.99

00:20:53.240 So I said, you know what, let me get a fucking 1.00

00:20:54.720 You got a used pig? 1.00

00:20:56.800 Nah, yeah, I did something to it

00:20:58.780 I'm pretty sure that was Sterling's earlier

00:21:01.320 I was going to say, it looks used

00:21:02.520 Did you find that in my house somewhere?

00:21:04.360 No, bro, I got that

00:21:05.940 I bought that

00:21:07.000 Bro, fam, this looks like it's been through the laundry and dryer

00:21:09.380 A couple of times

00:21:10.560 That cost like 500 bucks, bro

00:21:12.480 Alright, well, thanks, bro

00:21:14.080 Wait, you got me this card too?

00:21:15.520 I'm going to read this right now

00:21:16.640 Where did you spend $500?

00:21:19.660 Life just got a whole lot cuddlier

00:21:21.340 To Logan Anita, congratulations, Speed

00:21:25.200 Oh, man

00:21:26.120 Come on

00:21:27.580 Thanks, Speed

00:21:28.500 Thanks, bro

00:21:29.880 Short and to the point

00:21:31.040 I'm a family man

00:21:32.100 I show Kansas City

00:21:33.280 Here with the Super Bowl champ, Speed

00:21:35.180 Let's go

00:21:35.720 Come on, Patrick

00:21:36.400 Let's get it, dog

00:21:36.960 Let's get it, Pat

00:21:37.920 Dude, this last Super Bowl was crazy

00:21:39.960 I was talking to your agent

00:21:41.440 She said that they did an interesting experiment with you once

00:21:45.400 They tracked your heart rate during a game

00:21:47.240 Yep

00:21:47.600 And she said that when you were playing

00:21:51.240 your heart rate was pretty steady not as high as you would think when the defense was on the field

00:21:57.380 you were spiking yeah because when the defense is on the field i'm just a fan just like everybody

00:22:01.700 else you know i'm watching my guys i believe in them but i can't control anything um i think when

00:22:06.920 you're on the field um just like in anything man you get to put your imprint on the game and that's

00:22:11.760 easier for me i've always believed in my guys so uh no it was crazy to see though they're tracking

00:22:16.320 my heart rate and it's like when i'm on the field it's back normal and then when i'm not on the

00:22:19.480 field i'm just like any other fan in the stadium it's crazy to control your like your your mind

00:22:24.140 and your breath like that especially in such big moments like uh that even the last touchdown at

00:22:29.320 the super bowl overtime yeah i mean freaking out dude that play was freaking sweet corn dog it was

00:22:35.520 not it was the it was not supposed to go to the guy that caught the touchdown so um we we ran the

00:22:41.800 the corn dog one with against the eagles sorry touchdown won the game um and then we ran we were

00:22:48.820 gonna run a fake version of that and then we're gonna do a little shovel pass and it was wide

00:22:54.080 open again so next year new orleans we're gonna do it again put it on the table no way we're gonna

00:23:00.100 do it again i'm telling you now all right i got a quiz for you you saw my 4.4 right yes you saw 0.89

00:23:06.040 that 4.4 right i did see your 4.4 what is your 40 yard ass um it's not fast but it's one step 0.90

00:23:13.600 faster than all the dudes that are not part well it's one step faster than the defenders that are 0.98

00:23:19.680 coming to to tackle me okay that's a good comeback you know what hey but i just want to make it clear

00:23:24.520 i'm fascinated uh yeah you're probably faster than me i'll say that um but you i've never seen you

00:23:31.440 run with pads on oh okay all right like i was a sore story but i and you know ohio right yeah

00:23:40.700 in ohio i was a d1 recruit i had ohio state uh you know trying to give me usc um kfc you know

00:23:48.320 i had all of these colleges trying to get me why did you ask me if i know ohio like it's not a state

00:23:52.960 but yeah like all these colleges tried to get me you know what i'm saying but i just started

00:24:02.920 to do youtube so i just but yeah i used to be a five star football college uh recruit man

00:24:07.520 Bro, see, I-

00:24:08.360 What position, what position, what position?

00:24:09.980 I was slot and receiver.

00:24:11.820 I feel like I heard you tell Kevin Durant

00:24:14.040 that you were being recruited for basketball as well.

00:24:15.880 Yeah, yeah, both, both.

00:24:17.900 I thought you played soccer.

00:24:19.060 Yeah, I did that too.

00:24:20.400 Wait, Pat, Pat, is it soccer or is it football?

00:24:23.880 It's soccer, dog.

00:24:24.740 Come on!

00:24:26.480 Come on!

00:24:27.640 I mean, we're in Missouri right now, Kansas.

00:24:31.280 Yeah, just be like, bro.

00:24:32.580 Somebody's watching this from Liverpool right now.

00:24:34.680 That's what I'm saying, bro.

00:24:35.560 Just be like, just call it-

00:24:37.320 I'm in England, I will call

00:24:39.420 it futebol. 0.99

00:24:42.500 Just say American

00:24:43.440 football and European football. That's all you got to do.

00:24:45.740 That's just so much

00:24:47.340 work. I know it's not.

00:24:49.260 It's two syllables. It's just

00:24:51.220 European football, but what if I'm in like South

00:24:53.360 America, what do I call it then?

00:24:55.140 South American football?

00:24:56.780 No, just bad football. 1.00

00:24:58.600 He speaks Portuguese. 1.00

00:25:00.600 You just made that up. 0.83

00:25:06.100 I don't believe it.

00:25:07.080 know what he said you know Ohio right he said that yo Pat can I ask you a question do you see

00:25:12.480 a route to uh or what is your route to being the great the greatest quarterback of all time

00:25:16.840 um I think I just have to do what I just did these first seven years uh again two more times

00:25:23.720 three more times yeah no dude Tom Tom man the fact that he if you ever look at his career from

00:25:30.300 when he's like 40 to 45 and that's in the hall of fame just those years so I mean it's gonna

00:25:34.920 take consistency man longevity um but i mean at the end of the day man all i can do is go out there

00:25:39.880 and try to win and then uh let that all handle itself but uh everybody's trying to be the

00:25:43.320 greatest they can possibly be so it puts a high standard for me to chase which i love it but is

00:25:48.560 but it's time is time to go in your mind currently yeah for sure i mean dude won seven super bowls

00:25:53.340 played in 10 uh has like every passing statistic record i mean it's hard to him not to be considered

00:25:59.860 the goat i mean he we all watched it growing up i mean he was winning super bowls every single year

00:26:04.320 We were talking about the comeback against the Falcons,

00:26:07.160 obviously one of the most historic football games of all time.

00:26:10.200 Would you say that was the greatest moment in football history?

00:26:15.080 Or do you like the Eagles' comeback in the Super Bowl better?

00:26:19.260 That would – I don't know.

00:26:21.720 That one or when they – I mean, I don't want to start taking shots.

00:26:24.460 The one they lost against the Giants when he caught the ball in the helmet.

00:26:28.460 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:29.620 That moment, just because that Giants team barely made the playoffs,

00:26:33.120 and then they make a run and they're huge underdogs

00:26:36.360 and they end up beating probably the best –

00:26:37.940 even though they didn't win the Super Bowl,

00:26:39.380 it was probably the best football team of all time

00:26:40.800 and that Patriots team that ended up losing that Super Bowl.

00:26:43.260 So that or when Tom brought them back from 28-3,

00:26:47.420 those are probably the best I can think of.

00:26:49.400 See, I like the miracle at the Meadowlands myself

00:26:51.820 when the Eagles came back to beat the Giants with Vic and Deshaun.

00:26:54.760 When Deshaun caught it and ran the punt back.

00:26:57.140 All they had to do was not kick it.

00:26:58.640 Yeah, I know.

00:26:59.900 And how red Coughlin was because he was so pissed off.

00:27:02.680 So mad.

00:27:03.120 What quarterbacks do you take inspiration from?

00:27:06.580 Because I look at Vic's movement in the pocket

00:27:09.040 and what he was able to do in his time.

00:27:11.440 Who do you look at as a big inspiration for your game?

00:27:13.560 I looked at Tom and his pocket movement

00:27:15.240 because even though he's not the fastest guy,

00:27:17.040 he moves around the pocket and can get himself in a place to throw.

00:27:20.420 I watched Aaron a lot and I watched Matthew Stafford a lot growing up.

00:27:23.880 And then I was a big Cowboys fan, so sorry.

00:27:27.320 As I grew up and so I watched Tony Romo a ton too.

00:27:29.900 So those guys can move around, sling the football.

00:27:33.120 um but i mean there's there's a lot of great quarterbacks man and uh i'm just trying to get

00:27:36.880 on that list as well so look you've obviously done a lot of prolific things in the sport of football

00:27:43.120 and just in your life in general being a father i'm sure a great accomplishment

00:27:46.560 three-time super bowl wins great accomplishment uh in terms of your life achievements where does

00:27:52.400 becoming a prime athlete rank um just below my kids being born and getting married and

00:28:02.400 just above my three super bowls okay so somewhere in that area that's crazy dude

00:28:06.860 that's why did you think it was gonna be that high wait how did you find the one though

00:28:12.960 what's it how did you find the one how did i find the one i met her in high school dude

00:28:17.300 so so i met her in high school um and if she dealt with me in high school and in college

00:28:22.240 in those those those years when i'm just a young kid and she could make me better i knew that that

00:28:28.700 was going to be the one for a long time.

00:28:30.880 And I probably made her wait too long until we got married.

00:28:33.240 But we got married, have two beautiful kids now.

00:28:36.180 And she is the one that runs the household.

00:28:39.420 I'm not afraid to admit that.

00:28:40.880 Hey, she just got a, what was it, the cover of Sports Illustrated?

00:28:44.560 They haven't announced the cover yet,

00:28:45.800 but she is one of the swimsuit models, the SI models.

00:28:48.240 How do you feel about Grats to Brittany?

00:28:49.700 It was, dude, it was awesome.

00:28:50.660 I was happy for her.

00:28:52.160 She asked me if she's like, would you want me to do this or not?

00:28:55.180 And I was like, dude, go do it, man.

00:28:56.500 Go show what a mother of two can look, can be.

00:29:00.900 Not only just how she looks, but just the way she owns the Kansas City Current

00:29:05.220 and has done these ventures by herself now and become this businesswoman of herself.

00:29:10.400 I wanted her to showcase that, and I think they did a great job,

00:29:13.680 and I'm excited for the actual cover to come out.

00:29:15.500 Are you going to the party that they're throwing?

00:29:18.620 I think it's in New York.

00:29:19.980 Another party.

00:29:21.200 When am I?

00:29:22.800 Do you know?

00:29:24.680 It's on my schedule.

00:29:25.660 I'll be there

00:29:26.340 That's where Nina and I met

00:29:29.020 At that Hard Rock

00:29:29.820 Almost

00:29:30.940 It'll almost be two years ago

00:29:32.600 Oh yeah

00:29:32.700 I remember that

00:29:33.380 We're even born yet

00:29:36.320 He's got it

00:29:38.320 Before Sports Illustrated

00:29:39.280 He's got to make it through F1 with me

00:29:40.540 This dude can't stop

00:29:41.540 He's at F1

00:29:42.120 Oh you're on fire right now

00:29:42.900 You win a Super Bowl

00:29:44.000 He's going crazy

00:29:44.680 It's better than last year

00:29:45.540 I went Derby and F1

00:29:46.440 Same weekend

00:29:46.920 It's tough

00:29:47.360 Oh cause it's Saturday, Sunday

00:29:48.800 It's Saturday, Sunday

00:29:49.380 So I'm just going just F1

00:29:50.680 Get a few golf rounds

00:29:52.540 I know I'm out in Miami

00:29:53.360 Get on the racetrack

00:29:54.380 I'm probably gonna just drive

00:29:55.300 you know drive the car around a couple times that's it yeah f1's fun dude the last time we

00:29:59.560 were here you pulled up in a rosary specter yes was it electric or hybrid electric okay

00:30:05.560 yeah it's such a dope whip and i asked you i was like yo how much was this and you were you went 0.99

00:30:11.600 and in that moment i was like oh yes motherfuckers rich as hell i didn't know the size of your 0.97

00:30:19.140 contract dude uh yeah i have good stability in my life at the time of signing it was stability 0.98

00:30:25.100 Correct me if I'm wrong, the biggest contract ever.

00:30:27.200 Yeah, we do a few things where they usually do a good job

00:30:30.560 of managing the cap, like giving me bonuses

00:30:32.360 right at the beginning of the year.

00:30:33.620 So I just got a bonus, and I was just like,

00:30:37.160 oh, I got a bonus.

00:30:38.420 A couple more specters.

00:30:40.160 The plan was I was going to give my,

00:30:43.260 I have a colon, too, the SUV one,

00:30:45.500 and I was supposed to trade that in,

00:30:46.860 so I thought the price of the trade-in wasn't that bad.

00:30:50.120 Oh, a colon?

00:30:50.740 I thought you said you have a colon.

00:30:52.120 A colon?

00:30:52.880 I was like, congrats.

00:30:54.140 That's awesome, dude.

00:30:55.100 Hold on to that, dude, as long as possible.

00:30:57.400 Are you making fun of my voice?

00:30:58.480 All right, no.

00:30:58.900 So then I got it, and then I decided that I didn't want to give it back.

00:31:02.620 So now I have both.

00:31:04.040 Not bad.

00:31:04.540 So you're rocking those two.

00:31:05.780 And is that all you need?

00:31:06.620 Do you need any, like, speed in the garage?

00:31:09.360 I have a lot of cars.

00:31:10.880 Oh, God.

00:31:11.860 I have a Ferrari as well.

00:31:13.300 Oh, you do?

00:31:14.320 I think my car does any of your cars.

00:31:16.480 What cars do you got?

00:31:17.200 I got a...

00:31:19.200 Why do you make that fade?

00:31:21.020 He was like...

00:31:21.620 I thought you...

00:31:22.420 No, no, no.

00:31:23.300 A hurricane.

00:31:24.460 Hurricane.

00:31:25.100 What did you just call it?

00:31:26.700 It's fine.

00:31:27.440 It's a Ronaldo Lamborghini.

00:31:28.880 Yeah, tell him about it.

00:31:29.560 Tell him who's on the hood.

00:31:30.860 It's a Ronaldo.

00:31:31.400 He's doing a suey right in front of it.

00:31:32.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:33.020 It goes fast.

00:31:33.960 I just met Messi there today.

00:31:36.680 Yo, this is hilarious.

00:31:37.820 I don't want to talk about that.

00:31:38.860 I saw the clip.

00:31:39.960 I have a nice game out there.

00:31:42.180 I was nervous.

00:31:42.800 He said, have fun out there.

00:31:44.020 Have fun out there.

00:31:44.960 Have you met Ronaldo?

00:31:45.900 Yes, I have.

00:31:46.680 Dude, he acted just like that.

00:31:48.740 No, I did not.

00:31:49.560 I was so nervous.

00:31:49.960 No, I did not.

00:31:50.680 I wasn't nervous.

00:31:51.680 I was so nervous.

00:31:52.800 I wasn't nervous.

00:31:53.240 I mean, yeah, I was like, like, I didn't know it was real.

00:31:55.760 What'd you say?

00:31:56.240 And it was like, no, go ahead, you first.

00:31:58.500 I was just like, bro, I forgot what I said, bro.

00:32:00.600 I was just like.

00:32:02.140 Have fun out there.

00:32:03.140 No, I didn't say that.

00:32:06.860 No, so my thing is we were like, I was hoping it happened naturally.

00:32:11.180 So, like, I'm just like walking down the hall and they're walking in tight hallway.

00:32:14.800 So, I'm just like, he's going to warm up.

00:32:16.680 I'm like, what are you supposed to say?

00:32:18.460 I thought it was good advice.

00:32:19.800 Have fun out there.

00:32:20.520 Yeah.

00:32:20.700 Well, there's a little bit of a language barrier

00:32:23.400 Language barrier

00:32:24.100 He had a goal and assist

00:32:25.860 So I feel like he had a great time

00:32:27.060 He had fun

00:32:27.820 Yeah

00:32:28.340 It was all on me

00:32:29.480 He listened to each other

00:32:30.520 Do you think he knew who you were?

00:32:35.780 If someone told him

00:32:36.880 I don't know if he maybe recognized me

00:32:38.420 Like after the fact?

00:32:39.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:32:40.460 Oh, no, no

00:32:41.420 For sure

00:32:41.700 No, he knows

00:32:42.680 Bro, athletes at that level know

00:32:45.580 He knows

00:32:46.000 He knows, he knows

00:32:47.320 He's from other levels

00:32:48.320 He probably watched the Super Bowl

00:32:49.380 For sure, for sure

00:32:50.580 I have a helmet on

00:32:52.460 so I don't know

00:32:52.920 like

00:32:53.160 maybe I should have

00:32:54.140 worn my uniform next time

00:32:55.200 he'll really know

00:32:56.560 who I am

00:32:56.960 I'm fully dressed

00:32:57.700 make sure he knows

00:32:58.740 yeah no

00:32:59.760 it's funny to hear you say

00:33:01.300 that you were nervous

00:33:02.000 to meet Messi

00:33:02.620 because you're the Messi

00:33:03.980 for a lot of kids today

00:33:05.740 it's like two superstars

00:33:07.200 meeting

00:33:07.440 yeah

00:33:07.700 he was probably

00:33:08.740 you're like the

00:33:09.360 nah not Messi

00:33:10.280 my Ronaldo

00:33:11.560 yeah I say Ronaldo

00:33:12.980 okay

00:33:13.400 I'll take it

00:33:14.120 who do you think

00:33:15.360 is more prolific

00:33:16.380 of an athlete

00:33:17.180 between the two

00:33:18.180 of an athlete

00:33:18.660 between Ronaldo and Messi

00:33:20.760 You're going to get me canceled by half the generation.

00:33:23.340 I would say Renato may be a better athlete and a better striker.

00:33:29.640 Messi may be more skilled.

00:33:31.620 Would that be a fair argument?

00:33:32.920 You don't.

00:33:33.540 You're just.

00:33:34.320 I feel like he's just.

00:33:35.820 I feel like these are like Wikipedia answers.

00:33:39.280 Bro.

00:33:39.860 I'm not.

00:33:40.320 I mean, I'm being very neutral right now.

00:33:42.280 Yeah, I know.

00:33:43.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:43.740 Smart.

00:33:44.140 Let me just give you a little quick advice.

00:33:45.660 Renato is a better athlete all around.

00:33:47.120 His body is way more.

00:33:48.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:48.620 Oh, he has a better body

00:33:50.000 Yeah, better body

00:33:50.860 You was right about that

00:33:52.380 But skilled

00:33:53.160 Ronaldo still has

00:33:54.040 Only thing Messi is decent at

00:33:56.400 Is driveling

00:33:56.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:57.580 He's amazing at it

00:33:59.020 He's really good at it

00:34:00.080 Not scoring

00:34:00.300 Not carrying his team to World Cup

00:34:02.640 Not quite

00:34:03.480 Not quite

00:34:04.480 I saw it in person

00:34:06.040 Yeah, but you've never seen Ronaldo in person

00:34:08.560 So you can't really

00:34:09.480 You can't really give your full answer

00:34:11.600 If he wants to come play for Sporting Kansas City

00:34:13.820 Man, I would love him to be here

00:34:15.060 Pat

00:34:15.500 You gotta put me a striker

00:34:17.180 Talk about games

00:34:18.200 He was at the Patriots' comeback game against the Falcons in 2003.

00:34:22.560 He was also at the World Cup when Messi won in Qatar.

00:34:25.380 Two of the greatest sporting events in history.

00:34:27.640 You got a nice run you got going, man.

00:34:29.400 Randomly, because I don't.

00:34:31.000 Besides the game we came to here, those are pretty much the only games I've been to.

00:34:35.560 Two of them were the biggest ever.

00:34:37.540 I'm not a huge...

00:34:39.020 Football?

00:34:40.060 Football?

00:34:41.400 Soccer fan?

00:34:42.160 American.

00:34:42.780 I'm not a huge soccer fan.

00:34:43.860 European football.

00:34:44.480 Dude, I'm watching this World Cup like, yo, this is insane.

00:34:47.000 Yeah, that was a crazy

00:34:48.040 Yeah, I was there too 1.00

00:34:49.180 It was like the craziest shit ever 1.00

00:34:50.460 Nuts 0.99

00:34:50.860 Even though he won 1.00

00:34:51.640 I was mad, but that shit was crazy 1.00

00:34:52.880 Named out of penalties 1.00

00:34:53.760 Just 1.00

00:34:54.580 They're coming to the US, huh? 1.00

00:34:56.420 Next 0.90

00:34:56.620 Yeah, 2026

00:34:57.900 Yeah

00:34:58.540 Jesus

00:34:59.160 It's gonna be nuts

00:35:00.160 I actually got a spot in the USA

00:35:01.480 I'm like training right now

00:35:03.100 So hopefully I can make the team

00:35:04.740 What sport don't you play, Speed?

00:35:08.140 Or haven't you been drafted for?

00:35:10.660 Y'all gonna see, bro

00:35:11.520 Trust me

00:35:11.980 2026

00:35:12.620 2026

00:35:13.880 Bro, you know he's seven years old?

00:35:15.980 I'm not seven

00:35:16.900 years old bro how old are you really how old am i really yeah take a guess well you said you were

00:35:22.800 getting recruited by usc and kfc so i'm gonna say 20 22 go down 19 yeah teenager how crazy is that

00:35:32.980 so young so how old are you 26 right i'm 28 oh 28 i'm old now man yeah that's not as old as logan

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00:39:23.460 jeez Mike is

00:39:26.840 even I feel like everybody's hurt their families

00:39:28.620 He's at 28.

00:39:29.300 I'm out of this old realm.

00:39:29.980 Oh, wait.

00:39:30.220 She starts to fill me at 27?

00:39:31.440 I'm so far gone, dude.

00:39:32.940 Yeah.

00:39:33.440 You start to fill me at 27?

00:39:34.540 25.

00:39:35.220 Yeah.

00:39:35.840 I think that's a perfect A to start a family.

00:39:37.060 Young dads are cool.

00:39:38.140 25.

00:39:38.460 My dad had me at 25, and I grew up in the locker room, and I wanted the same for my son.

00:39:42.580 Grew up in a locker room.

00:39:44.200 It's like a figure of speech.

00:39:45.260 A figure of speech.

00:39:45.900 He would go to practice, and I would go with him.

00:39:48.400 Oh, so you grew up around him, basically.

00:39:51.040 Yeah.

00:39:51.360 No, he grew up in a locker room.

00:39:52.680 That's where they lived.

00:39:53.380 Wait, so he was born in a locker room? 1.00

00:39:54.420 My dad loved that shit, dude. 1.00

00:39:56.040 My dad loved that shit 1.00

00:39:56.920 So he was just there 1.00

00:39:57.580 I was just born in the locker

00:39:58.820 What position did your dad play?

00:40:01.000 He was a pitcher

00:40:01.460 Oh a pitcher?

00:40:02.840 Yeah 1.00

00:40:02.960 Oh shit 1.00

00:40:04.280 American baseball 1.00

00:40:05.500 Oh yeah

00:40:06.520 It's only one baseball

00:40:07.540 European baseball is like cricket

00:40:09.780 Nah it 0.94

00:40:10.440 It is Japan baseball

00:40:11.600 Japan has baseball

00:40:12.320 They do 0.99

00:40:12.960 They do

00:40:13.560 My dad played over there in Tokyo

00:40:14.760 Oh really?

00:40:15.380 Yeah

00:40:15.920 I was wondering about this

00:40:17.160 You were drafted in the MLB?

00:40:19.760 Yes

00:40:20.080 Really?

00:40:20.840 Yeah

00:40:21.240 Very late

00:40:21.780 But then

00:40:22.660 Later you were drafted to play football?

00:40:25.340 I knew it

00:40:25.700 Yeah, so I was projected to go in the top five-ish rounds,

00:40:30.320 but they basically ask you how much money it's going to take

00:40:33.180 for you not to play football.

00:40:34.460 I mean, that's the best way to say it.

00:40:35.880 Oh.

00:40:36.700 They won't say it that way, but they're just like, come on.

00:40:38.600 If we draft you, we don't want to waste a draft pick.

00:40:40.180 And I told them a number that they weren't going to pay,

00:40:42.800 and the first five rounds went by, I didn't get drafted.

00:40:45.000 So I went to college, and they called me two days later.

00:40:47.900 I remember the call.

00:40:48.780 They called me, and they're like, hey, we drafted you.

00:40:50.780 Detroit Tigers drafted you in, I think it was the 37th round

00:40:52.920 or something like that.

00:40:53.360 And they were like

00:40:54.300 We drafted you

00:40:55.540 In the 37th round

00:40:56.180 We know you're playing football

00:40:57.080 We'll see you in three years

00:40:58.100 Cause if you go to college

00:40:59.920 You have to go for three years

00:41:00.880 So they thought I was

00:41:01.640 And I was playing baseball

00:41:02.700 In college as well

00:41:03.400 Oh that's how it works

00:41:04.580 Yeah

00:41:04.820 I was confused

00:41:05.400 How you could be drafted

00:41:06.120 I knew it cause he looks

00:41:07.200 Like a baseball player

00:41:08.100 Doesn't he

00:41:08.520 He's a quarterback

00:41:09.040 He can throw

00:41:09.520 Nah yeah I know

00:41:10.420 But he looks like

00:41:11.120 He's got the vibe

00:41:11.740 Yeah I see the vibe

00:41:12.400 No like the look

00:41:13.180 And everything bro

00:41:13.960 It's cause you've seen

00:41:14.660 Him with those glasses on

00:41:15.600 Yeah the glasses

00:41:16.280 And the haircut bro

00:41:17.220 I feel like I had like

00:41:18.280 Like bro

00:41:18.600 When I played baseball

00:41:19.520 A lot of people

00:41:20.200 That was like

00:41:21.520 He plays everything, bro.

00:41:27.160 Do you see that prank of someone who dressed up like you?

00:41:30.080 Yeah, that was funny.

00:41:30.800 I got maybe 1,000 text messages.

00:41:34.100 You're at, I think it was Oak Park Mall in Kansas City.

00:41:36.660 You're at Oak Park Mall?

00:41:37.660 I'm like, I'm in Dallas right now.

00:41:40.220 What are you talking about?

00:41:41.280 They're sending me pictures trying to prove it to me.

00:41:43.680 I'm like, you can't.

00:41:45.080 I'm not there.

00:41:46.920 Are you sure?

00:41:48.520 Are you sure?

00:41:49.780 This is you right here.

00:41:50.460 This is you.

00:41:50.860 but are you sure it's not like is there a chance there's a clone uh there's a possibility dude

00:41:57.020 took his glasses off he didn't look like me at all but the glasses were really sold it yeah do

00:42:00.220 you believe any are you into any conspiracy theories um i saw a comedian one time i think

00:42:04.900 i saw it on instagram and he was saying like it's like your kids man there's no way that they don't

00:42:08.860 have just like one or two conspiracy theories that are real you know like there's no way they're

00:42:12.480 telling us everything the truth right you got to tell your kids sometimes you're like it's better

00:42:16.940 if they just don't know yeah so i'm not gonna say i'm into like all the crazy ones but i mean i just

00:42:22.080 know out of all of them i probably like one or two might be true that's a good answer that's a

00:42:26.200 good answer dude you're definitely pr trained you could tell don't want to don't want to that's

00:42:31.860 aaron rogers's vibe no 100 and you were giving him his kudos on his play before but he is really

00:42:38.640 no he's no the thing is he's he's extremely intelligent so i mean he went he went to cal

00:42:43.320 he's intelligent so i'm sure he's really dove deep in those i'm just gonna i like to be you

00:42:47.920 know just kind of blind to him i want to just live my life with my family and play football

00:42:51.580 i'm in the same place i don't like they could do all that stuff yeah you said you just want to live

00:42:57.400 your life with your family and play football and dude that's like so noble and this is what i'm

00:43:01.580 saying that that like duality of like ordinary guy and superstar is so fascinating because i

00:43:07.780 think a lot of people and like a lot of peers you've seen it they get sidetracked by the

00:43:11.460 Super stardom.

00:43:12.320 You know, it might happen to Young Speed here.

00:43:14.280 When he becomes, you know, I don't know, a little older.

00:43:16.740 He might be girls, parties, power, bro.

00:43:19.700 The world in your hands. 0.97

00:43:21.400 Girls are... 0.97

00:43:22.100 Yeah, but I'm saying...

00:43:23.560 You think you'll ever get the kind of girls that like Kai Sinakis?

00:43:26.420 No, no. 1.00

00:43:27.040 Fuck. 1.00

00:43:27.460 Yo, bro, I'm never paying for that. 1.00

00:43:28.900 I'm never paying for that.

00:43:30.940 Never.

00:43:32.300 Never.

00:43:33.140 But...

00:43:33.580 I have to do it to you.

00:43:34.740 Excuse me.

00:43:35.260 My question is, you ever feel that bug coming up to bite you?

00:43:39.700 You're like, oh, man, this football stuff's getting hard.

00:43:42.940 Being a dad's hard, I want to go have a little fun this weekend.

00:43:45.100 Hang out with Travis.

00:43:45.900 Go to XS.

00:43:47.060 Go to XS with Travis.

00:43:48.580 I do it enough.

00:43:50.240 I do it enough.

00:43:50.960 You know, just got to pick and choose your times.

00:43:52.360 And like you're saying, like in the offseason, I'm go, go, go.

00:43:55.340 I still work out during the week, but I go on the weekends.

00:43:57.820 And then football season, it's just all football.

00:43:59.780 And so as long as I get my workouts in, I like to have a good time.

00:44:03.780 But for me, a lot of it's just golfing and drinking some beers

00:44:07.440 and maybe hitting the tables a little bit when I'm in Vegas.

00:44:12.120 Play blackjack.

00:44:13.540 Blackjack roulette weren't great to me this weekend.

00:44:15.920 I'm just going to put it there.

00:44:16.560 Yo, would you ever bring – how do you feel about this?

00:44:20.020 If Brittany said, yo, I know you're going to play this weekend.

00:44:22.920 You've got a big golf tournament coming up.

00:44:24.420 I want to be in your crew.

00:44:26.160 I want to be in the foursome this week.

00:44:28.140 I want to play with you at the golf course.

00:44:29.740 Are you like, yo, let's go?

00:44:31.560 Well, Brittany would never ask that because she hates golf.

00:44:34.460 But I would –

00:44:36.360 I got a question.

00:44:37.000 Who was Brittany?

00:44:37.700 That's my wife.

00:44:38.340 Oh, my fault.

00:44:39.040 Nah, nah.

00:44:39.780 Seriously, nah.

00:44:40.540 And I don't know.

00:44:41.000 You're like, nah.

00:44:41.460 Y'all was like Brittany Spears.

00:44:42.560 Yeah, I was like Brittany Spears, Brittany Griner.

00:44:44.720 I'm like, what the hell are y'all talking about?

00:44:47.780 Nah, I would say that I think the biggest thing for me is she takes to, like, I live

00:44:54.300 on a golf course in Texas, and she brings the kids out, and they'll ride around for

00:44:57.440 a couple holes, and the kids will swing a couple golf clubs, but they, I'm, she doesn't

00:45:01.620 want to do that, so I don't have to worry about it.

00:45:03.240 So what if one of your kids was like, I want to be like Ronaldo?

00:45:05.160 What you going to say?

00:45:05.900 I'm going to be like, hell yeah.

00:45:07.000 I want soccer players

00:45:09.460 They got the best life, man

00:45:10.880 You see their lives, man

00:45:11.760 They travel around the world

00:45:12.860 Make a good zillion dollars

00:45:14.640 So much money

00:45:15.340 Just a lot of running, though

00:45:16.380 So much running

00:45:17.620 I watched Messi play

00:45:19.360 And he did not run

00:45:20.380 Yeah, exactly

00:45:20.940 You gotta really pace it

00:45:22.540 He picks and chooses his spots

00:45:23.580 He does, for sure

00:45:25.140 He'll just kind of

00:45:25.940 He'll chill in a spot

00:45:27.020 And then he'll attack

00:45:27.780 The moment he takes off here

00:45:28.540 It's like, oh, it's a goal

00:45:29.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:45:30.480 He's automatic

00:45:31.040 I heard that, you know

00:45:32.560 Throughout the course of a soccer game

00:45:33.840 A player could run up to like 10 miles

00:45:36.140 Yeah, those are guys like Speed.

00:45:37.900 Man.

00:45:38.220 In the middle, just running around.

00:45:39.360 Just running back and forth all the time.

00:45:41.960 Can we get the secret to long-term love?

00:45:44.540 That's the one question I want to ask you.

00:45:45.840 If you had one tip, the sauce, to bring that relationship from the three-year mark to the 10-year mark, what is it?

00:45:54.520 I think what helps me is best friend.

00:45:57.180 So it's my best friend.

00:45:58.560 Legit, we have the same, like the same interests.

00:46:01.520 She loves sports.

00:46:02.260 She's into it.

00:46:02.680 Y'all can see her on the sidelines.

00:46:03.640 She's into the games.

00:46:04.940 And I think you just got to realize sometimes you're going to be wrong,

00:46:07.440 even when you're not wrong.

00:46:08.760 So you got to realize that as a husband.

00:46:10.820 I'm on that wave right now.

00:46:11.840 Yeah, so those are the two things.

00:46:13.740 If you want to have a long-term relationship,

00:46:15.640 you got to have a best friend and realize when you're wrong.

00:46:19.220 They say you can either be happy or you can be right.

00:46:21.940 You can't be both.

00:46:23.040 Exactly. 1.00

00:46:24.900 Yeah, I told Nina, because she's pregnant, I'm like, 0.95

00:46:27.620 during this time, my general rule of thumb is you're right and I'm wrong. 0.89

00:46:33.060 And I was wrong to be wrong

00:46:34.860 And you were right

00:46:35.600 No it does

00:46:37.660 You don't understand

00:46:38.520 Call me a simp 0.81

00:46:39.760 Call me a simp

00:46:41.780 You're right I'm wrong

00:46:43.240 I was wrong to be wrong

00:46:46.120 It was wrong of me to be wrong

00:46:47.320 You gotta make her feel super validated 1.00

00:46:50.500 So she doesn't unleash those pregnant hormones on me 1.00

00:46:53.040 I don't want that smoke 1.00

00:46:53.940 Happy wife happy life

00:46:55.360 I'm wrong you're right

00:46:55.960 You're right and I'm wrong

00:46:59.540 And I was wrong to be wrong

00:47:00.940 That was wrong of me 0.94

00:47:01.700 Oh, so you're just bitching

00:47:04.300 Hey, we got a thing

00:47:07.540 Toss me this thing

00:47:09.280 This is your prime bottle

00:47:11.160 Wait, you've already seen this

00:47:12.040 Why am I showing it to him?

00:47:12.940 Pretend you've never seen it

00:47:17.060 I've never seen this

00:47:18.180 Patrick Mahomes prime bottle

00:47:19.900 That we are selling

00:47:21.060 And that, by the way, has its own flavor

00:47:24.080 I just found that out

00:47:25.280 It's the only custom bottle we've done

00:47:27.540 It's its own flavor

00:47:29.120 Tastes like ketchup

00:47:30.260 It's not in that one

00:47:34.060 Bro 0.96

00:47:36.020 Who's doing

00:47:37.740 I like this

00:47:39.320 Three time

00:47:42.260 Oh the flavor isn't

00:47:44.000 I haven't decided what flavor

00:47:48.240 I haven't decided the flavor

00:47:49.260 We'll put out a poll

00:47:51.420 We'll put it out right after the podcast

00:47:53.020 Let the fans decide

00:47:54.720 Ketchup is what it sounds like

00:47:58.080 But I don't know

00:47:58.680 Yeah, I believed all of that.

00:48:05.860 All of that.

00:48:06.840 Can we just keep all this?

00:48:07.980 It's funny.

00:48:08.920 Yeah, it's fine.

00:48:09.880 Do you eat cereal?

00:48:10.720 No, probably not.

00:48:11.660 He has his own cereal.

00:48:13.060 I do have my own cereal.

00:48:13.780 Wait, I want some of that.

00:48:14.880 The Holmes Magic.

00:48:15.760 You got here right now?

00:48:16.520 I haven't had it in a while.

00:48:17.580 You got here right now?

00:48:18.540 I don't have it.

00:48:19.060 I mean, I have like the display box.

00:48:20.540 I don't have like,

00:48:20.980 something's been in there for like two years.

00:48:23.520 It was just a quick run, right?

00:48:24.780 Like you're not.

00:48:25.440 It was just for my charity.

00:48:26.480 The proceeds went to my charity.

00:48:27.420 He was probably going to ask you what your go-to cereal is

00:48:30.220 Yeah, I need to know

00:48:30.780 Frosted Flakes

00:48:31.400 That's a cliche

00:48:33.000 With what kind of milk?

00:48:37.360 I'm just a regular milk

00:48:38.460 Yeah, he's in Kansas

00:48:39.020 My kids are oak milk

00:48:42.380 There's a million milks these days

00:48:44.660 I know you know so little about anything besides regular milk

00:48:48.340 Because you called it oak milk

00:48:49.940 What is it, oak?

00:48:51.460 But oak milk would be funny

00:48:53.040 I don't do a lot of grocery shopping either

00:48:55.320 So I'm sorry

00:48:56.740 No, look, this is an important question because I feel like Frosted Flakes specifically,

00:49:02.160 if you're not using dairy milk, you can go wrong with the almond milk.

00:49:05.520 They're not nearly as good.

00:49:06.680 Oh, they don't play well?

00:49:07.480 Not nearly as good.

00:49:08.840 Why is anybody eating anything besides cinnamon toast crunch?

00:49:10.540 Not with Frosted Flakes.

00:49:11.860 I'm telling you, not with Frosted Flakes.

00:49:13.100 Almond milk with cinnamon toast crunch is good.

00:49:14.940 Cinnamon toast crunch is the GOAT.

00:49:16.140 It's the number one.

00:49:17.160 That's the Tom Brady cereal.

00:49:18.260 You're doing healthy milk with cereal.

00:49:20.560 Like, if I'm eating cereal, I'm going all in.

00:49:22.520 The issue is I'm a little lactose and I'm acne prone.

00:49:25.720 Yes, bro. 1.00

00:49:26.280 when I take his shit 1.00

00:49:27.060 and I drink milk 1.00

00:49:27.780 it like feels like 1.00

00:49:28.680 the shit is like 0.99

00:49:29.400 bro 1.00

00:49:29.740 the first thing

00:49:31.080 let me remind you

00:49:32.160 bro the first thing

00:49:33.480 you said to Patrick Holmes today

00:49:35.080 you said what kind of dogs

00:49:36.420 you have

00:49:36.800 he's like oh I got

00:49:37.500 a King Corso

00:49:38.100 and a Bulldog

00:49:38.720 and you said

00:49:39.440 what do you say 1.00

00:49:39.920 I bet they shit bombs 1.00

00:49:41.100 that's what you said 1.00

00:49:42.040 that's the first conversation

00:49:43.860 you had to pass

00:49:44.880 and ask him if he knows

00:49:46.540 what Ohio is

00:49:47.420 yeah you know

00:49:48.040 yo speed

00:49:49.220 you're great bro

00:49:50.360 you're great

00:49:51.020 don't ever change

00:49:51.960 I hate when people 1.00

00:49:52.400 do that shit bro 1.00

00:49:53.080 no don't ever change 1.00

00:49:54.280 I hate when

00:49:55.860 Let's carry on

00:49:58.100 I'm so entertained bro

00:50:00.240 Yo Speed

00:50:01.460 450 shows you make me laugh on the show

00:50:04.360 Harder than any guest we've ever had on

00:50:06.340 And he's still doing it

00:50:07.280 Speed I love you dude

00:50:10.840 You're the best man

00:50:11.580 Thanks to the gift Speed

00:50:14.680 I'll take that back

00:50:16.040 500 bucks he paid for that 0.91

00:50:19.420 It's a beanie baby

00:50:20.440 These are collectibles

00:50:21.320 You pay attention to any combat sports?

00:50:25.860 Yeah.

00:50:26.520 You follow a little bit?

00:50:27.320 Yeah, a little bit.

00:50:27.980 What do you think happens if a clash of two titans,

00:50:31.020 like, I don't know, make something up,

00:50:32.180 Jake Paul and Mike Tyson were to happen?

00:50:35.380 I think if, I'm scared of Mike Tyson.

00:50:37.800 So I think if Jake can make the fight last for a little bit longer,

00:50:43.980 he's going to win.

00:50:45.320 But if he gets hit the wrong way, it will not be good for him.

00:50:49.800 I think that's a very, very nice.

00:50:50.520 It's not a bad predicament, actually.

00:50:51.800 You know what?

00:50:52.660 That was the best, what is it?

00:50:55.860 Wait, what kind of question was this?

00:50:57.680 Neutral.

00:50:58.200 It's a PR trend.

00:50:59.140 It's a PR trend.

00:50:59.440 No, not.

00:51:01.020 That's like the best answer he had when it comes to sports.

00:51:03.820 Diplomatic.

00:51:04.640 No, not even.

00:51:05.280 No, not even.

00:51:05.880 I think he just means the best answer.

00:51:07.160 Because your answer is word for word his thoughts.

00:51:12.080 He's like, dude, if Jake drags Tyson out into the water, it's over.

00:51:16.160 I think if he stays alive for two rounds, he's going to do it.

00:51:18.220 I kind of agree with Patrick, actually.

00:51:20.020 Yeah, I agree.

00:51:20.700 I think it also just got sanctioned as a pro fight, which is cool.

00:51:23.560 That's really cool.

00:51:24.160 He's in Dallas, right?

00:51:25.380 Yeah.

00:51:25.860 It's in Dallas, but I think it's when I'm at training camp, unfortunately.

00:51:28.420 July 20th?

00:51:29.140 Yeah.

00:51:29.460 Oh, come on.

00:51:30.240 Quick night, quick jet.

00:51:31.420 One night out.

00:51:33.080 Don't tell Coach.

00:51:33.800 No one tell Coach.

00:51:35.740 You don't have to go out with Travis.

00:51:36.980 I've been getting these.

00:51:37.920 I've been getting this.

00:51:39.020 Patrick, this has been great.

00:51:40.200 Thank you for giving us your time.

00:51:41.900 Brother, I'll see you tonight at WWE, Monday Night Raw, announcing some drafts.

00:51:46.460 Let's do it.

00:51:46.820 Let's do it.

00:51:47.240 Patrick Mahomes, ladies and gentlemen.

00:51:48.560 Patrick Mahomes!

00:51:50.780 Thank you for listening to this episode of Impulsive.

00:51:52.500 Hit that subscribe button.

00:51:53.280 We'll see you next time.

00:51:53.840 Take it easy.

00:51:54.320 Peace.

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