Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Oliver Tree Makes Logan Paul WALK： “You’re on Steroids”

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00:02:12.720 Anyways, I've been severely hated for this thing.

00:02:14.620 I feel like people hate you for so many other reasons as well.

00:02:16.780 That's true. Same with you.

00:02:18.580 Why is this happening?

00:02:19.780 No one told you, bro. 0.98

00:02:20.900 No, because I don't have a f***ing barber. 0.99

00:02:22.780 You don't need one, bro. You got hair plugs. 0.97

00:02:25.540 The slime thing never really took off, but it became global.

00:02:28.540 Like, I can go any country in the world and kids will yell to me, slime, slime.

00:02:33.420 I've stopped.

00:02:34.040 I got off the internet.

00:02:34.780 It had such a devastating effect on my life.

00:02:36.600 I was like, this is so unhealthy.

00:02:37.780 Yeah, because you're a beacon of health, aren't you?

00:02:40.040 This is a gender reveal is not the big thing.

00:02:41.940 First of all, I'm not calling it a gender reveal.

00:02:44.040 He told me I agreed to do it if we didn't call it that.

00:02:46.020 What are we calling it? 0.98

00:02:46.660 It's a s*** party. 0.98

00:02:47.400 what are you complaining about dude how about this look at your hair look at my hair hello 0.98

00:03:01.740 hello that's what i'm complaining about all right you got the peewee herman flow going on right now

00:03:07.960 all right all right let's uh let's maybe strap in hello hello like tony danza you look like 0.97

00:03:14.140 the lead singer guns and roses at a charity concert yo you look crazy you got the bowl cut

00:03:22.380 with the extensions on it it's not extensions dude dude it's real hair it's his real jake paul's

00:03:28.500 bro kid looks like a labradoodle jake looks good with that hair in whose context bro in whose

00:03:35.700 nightmare let me uh let me um okay go ahead do it kind of just set it up so set it up kind of

00:03:42.800 nice for you it's like his first time doing it i know i could tell why am i being judged

00:03:46.440 because it's i can see you struggling do i look like i'm struggling go start the show i do this

00:03:52.860 on my own i can't i'm not feeling it the vibes aren't right with you well it's not it's his

00:03:57.800 fault it's a guest fault why it's the first time i absolutely i literally was here before both of

00:04:02.520 you guys i've been waiting for like 30 minutes that is true you also haven't even looked at

00:04:07.160 You haven't even acknowledged

00:04:08.420 Zero eye contact

00:04:09.360 That's crazy

00:04:10.140 I won't 1.00

00:04:11.260 Look me in the fucking eyes right now 1.00

00:04:12.920 I'm not gonna look at you, Oliver 1.00

00:04:13.900 Look at me

00:04:14.400 Absolutely not 0.97

00:04:15.340 You're like Medusa with that snake hair of yours 0.92

00:04:17.560 Bro, stop 0.97

00:04:18.240 Look you in the eye, turn to concrete

00:04:19.660 Turn to stone

00:04:21.120 Make eye contact with Oliver

00:04:22.080 You know, you look like Sonny Bono

00:04:23.600 Alright

00:04:24.060 You know why he's been here for 30 minutes? 0.99

00:04:25.800 I came here to get fucking roasted 0.99

00:04:27.120 No, I came here 30 minutes early 1.00

00:04:28.420 Neanderthal looking motherfuckers 1.00

00:04:30.200 Hiding outside the warehouse 1.00

00:04:31.740 Like a little homeless man

00:04:33.360 I swear to God, the gate opened yesterday

00:04:35.720 The warehouse

00:04:36.400 And I see Oliver Tree coming around the corner

00:04:38.800 I was like dude who's this homeless guy coming on my property

00:04:40.900 That's Oliver

00:04:41.740 I don't even think you can say the word homeless anymore

00:04:44.820 You're already cancelled straight down the gate

00:04:47.180 You outgrew that

00:04:48.200 I think it's home displaced

00:04:50.680 Yeah

00:04:51.340 It's not funny 0.97

00:04:54.720 Don't fucking laugh at it 0.99

00:04:55.700 How much is your watch 1.00

00:04:58.200 You can't be laughing like that

00:05:01.500 When you wear a watch like that

00:05:02.840 Secondary or retail

00:05:04.580 I don't know.

00:05:05.640 Whatever was worth more.

00:05:06.980 You can open it.

00:05:07.760 You can open it.

00:05:08.540 Okay, secondary.

00:05:09.620 $2.50?

00:05:10.540 $2.50? 1.00

00:05:11.340 Get the fuck out of here for that piece of shit. 1.00

00:05:13.460 Let me see this. 1.00

00:05:14.420 Let me see what you're paying to.

00:05:15.920 You really love to just throw it down the drain.

00:05:18.140 A hundred percent. 1.00

00:05:18.560 I've seen this fucking dinosaur. 1.00

00:05:20.280 What's wrong, dude? 1.00

00:05:21.440 Who the fuck needs a dinosaur, dude? 0.99

00:05:23.840 I went in there. 1.00

00:05:24.580 He's like, look at this dinosaur.

00:05:25.640 I'm like, yeah, is it real?

00:05:26.680 It looks like it's concrete.

00:05:27.520 And he's like, well, it's 2% real.

00:05:29.780 It's a half million dollars.

00:05:30.860 there's a map that shows the one tooth that's real bro he's combining seven stories i'm just

00:05:40.180 saying it as i see it from an outsider it's 66 percent real get one of these for like five

00:05:44.920 you've seen timex they make a very similar blue no but that that one's 67 percent real

00:05:49.560 that's why i just like the dinosaur what are you paying for exactly is so you can

00:05:54.440 come on your podcast and rub it into your guest you asked me how much it was i didn't ask 0.96

00:05:58.920 i didn't hear shit camera will play it back there's literally no reason for you to have 0.99

00:06:06.420 a watch that's silver basic ass bitch like that at least get one of the ones that looks like a 1.00

00:06:10.560 kid's toy bro what are those ones called you're coming in way too hot for coming in hot you say 0.99

00:06:17.240 do i brought what you're it's the guest's fault that's the first thing you've said yeah that

00:06:20.620 means when it started the podcast it is bro the last gonna start it you haven't even done the

00:06:24.040 official start welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world can you pretend

00:06:28.820 Like you're having fun

00:06:29.660 I came a long way

00:06:31.180 Dude

00:06:31.560 Welcome back to Impulsive

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00:06:35.860 I can't do it

00:06:37.040 It's cause it's not fun with you

00:06:38.180 It's not fun with you

00:06:39.160 Why we had so much fun last night

00:06:40.400 And now the vibes are wrong

00:06:41.440 What happened?

00:06:42.360 Mike came

00:06:42.920 That's what happened

00:06:43.380 Mike

00:06:43.660 Look at him dude

00:06:45.340 You're gonna blame it on me

00:06:46.120 You flew him from Turkey

00:06:47.020 To get the hair plugs

00:06:48.100 What happened?

00:06:48.900 That was a long time ago

00:06:50.020 That was a long time ago

00:06:51.520 And clearly it didn't work as well as you

00:06:53.160 You look like you have a 0.99

00:06:54.000 Fucking party city 1.00

00:06:54.920 Way gone 1.00

00:06:55.460 Dude I can't believe your hair

00:06:56.540 I told him

00:06:56.940 I can actually give

00:06:58.200 hair follicles i can give you some of my hair i like how he says follicles follicle it's a

00:07:03.240 follicle molecule wait can i bought would i be able to borrow some yeah also you can use i have

00:07:09.440 a lot of pubes those will do really good in the top part i'll take really thick i'll take either

00:07:13.900 the hair or the curly two match your hair is crazy and it's real it's real i i tugged on it

00:07:21.360 yesterday for some time dude i thought it was a wig caleb the first time he came on the podcast

00:07:27.620 I was like this guy wears wigs 0.89

00:07:28.800 He's a goofball 0.91

00:07:29.520 But this is his real actual hair 0.95

00:07:31.420 I'm not doing it

00:07:32.340 Dude it's real

00:07:32.820 What is this a Hollywood ritual

00:07:34.060 Is that an embarrassing 1.00

00:07:34.980 Pull the fucking hair Mike 1.00

00:07:36.160 Pull his hair 1.00

00:07:36.640 Fuck dude 1.00

00:07:37.680 Fuck 1.00

00:07:38.120 Yeah 1.00

00:07:38.760 Alright not so hard

00:07:39.520 Sorry I'm on testosterone

00:07:41.300 Dude I meant to ask you

00:07:42.540 This is

00:07:43.440 This is

00:07:43.980 My fiance Nina

00:07:45.520 When she was a baby

00:07:46.640 Okay

00:07:47.200 And I was wondering

00:07:49.060 Have I met Nina

00:07:49.720 You met Nina

00:07:50.420 Yeah you met her

00:07:51.640 Multiple times

00:07:53.340 Did you get inspired by her haircut

00:07:56.900 when she was a baby how how old she when was that taking she's probably like 19 she's 19

00:08:03.560 she's 19 in the head bro what kind of stunted growth situation what was she drinking this was

00:08:10.840 a few years ago i got a drink a couple years ago insane what's your question did you get inspired

00:08:16.720 by her haircut i have to know what year that was taking no why it was three years ago three years

00:08:21.260 she was 19 and now in three years she's 30 32 she has a weird danish aging schedule it's the

00:08:28.680 benjamin button yeah uh dude i have to say this because that if i'm not mistaken it's black and

00:08:34.020 white right yeah this is an older photograph yeah hear me out yeah it was taking that okay corral

00:08:40.960 exactly let me see that is nina yes i'm sorry what this picture based on the photo quality

00:08:51.380 based on the lumens from the light i'm assuming this was probably 96 97 yeah that's what i'm

00:08:58.600 saying so when i was 1994 i got my first bowl cut so this is that predates this by at least

00:09:05.440 two to three years you're saying she jocked her style i wouldn't be surprised yeah and also i

00:09:10.540 as a child i was a child actor and i was pretty big in all of the danish territories including

00:09:15.580 greenland no way you'd be lucky to be big in little rock arkansas brother greenland is

00:09:20.100 it doesn't matter whose territory is there's no people there there's never been is there's a huge

00:09:25.640 community oh yeah danish community okay what are the people of greenland called greenies

00:09:30.180 that's a that's a bone for dogs that brushes their teeth i'm not even kidding it's a green

00:09:36.100 greenlanders greenlanders no they're called greenish and they don't exist all right and

00:09:41.140 guess what even if they didn't and maybe i am i'm sitting next to a conspiracy a walking

00:09:46.000 conspiracy you think he's not drank adrenochrome today i don't even know what that is well ask

00:09:50.600 him about it something to look into what is it don't worry about it i actually don't know i

00:09:54.160 think it's um it's like it's like the blood of a lamb a baby lamb it's not it's a uh substance

00:10:00.160 taken from the adrenal gland in the human body alex jones i don't know sorry what were you saying

00:10:05.160 about your hair i want to get it cut right now i have my guy waiting outside can i bring him in

00:10:09.360 huh your barber's here right now yeah can we bring in bossy yeah bro i got the number one 0.99

00:10:16.280 puerto rican barber this dude runs the island oh dog what the fuck what's up excuse me what up bro 0.99

00:10:24.060 no you here uh yeah make yourself at home just set up anywhere yeah you step on it i don't want 0.99

00:10:33.140 I mean, you could just go around here. I'll take the costume. Why is he got a toolbox?

00:10:40.100 Who the oh, why didn't you just get Jeff Whittick or something?

00:10:51.380 It was for clout. So true. He did it for clout. He can see I saw him bro. I saw him do an eye chart the other day

00:10:58.060 It was perfect bro. He got every letter. I've taken these off. Yeah, you don't gotta you

00:11:01.940 I don't even know why you have to wear these.

00:11:03.560 No, you don't.

00:11:04.440 We're like two inches.

00:11:08.400 We're sitting next to each other.

00:11:10.020 Dude, why are you in Puerto Rico?

00:11:11.760 I came here.

00:11:13.140 Why don't you tell them?

00:11:15.480 When is this going to be like a serious thing?

00:11:17.200 I came here to have a legit serious conversation. 1.00

00:11:19.080 You guys just come out being assholes. 1.00

00:11:20.500 Yeah, I said nothing. 1.00

00:11:22.080 I've been nothing but supportive of you.

00:11:22.740 Logan's been pretty nice, but you came out swinging.

00:11:25.380 Untrue.

00:11:25.940 You pulled up in the car and started calling me.

00:11:27.680 You said I looked like Rumpelstiltskin.

00:11:29.340 No, no.

00:11:29.740 i said i said it's the green goblin the lego piece i said rapunzel i told you no that was 0.99

00:11:36.260 my thing you said something about letting down my hair i said you could rapunzel up on this dick 0.99

00:11:40.280 that's it you're stealing my fucking lines for the camera now oh i do that a lot i steal jokes 0.99

00:11:46.300 i see that we did that yesterday i'm here i would say the end he would say it louder right 0.99

00:11:49.740 i was laughing only because he was a that's what he did in school i'm sure i'm a joke thief i love

00:11:56.140 it because you have good jokes but the thing is like no one really like your your like presence

00:12:01.320 is not really felt right it's like felt not heard kind of thing right you have to like feel it but

00:12:09.460 you don't hear it yeah and so i'm just kind of in the background yeah is it boom mic necessary

00:12:14.960 it's just insane no i was just looking at it what's going on with this we have all these cameras

00:12:20.120 why do you have this what's really going on why do you have this athletic sock wrapped around the

00:12:23.660 microphone that's like a little piece of underwear yeah what the hell dude that's crazy i've never

00:12:29.840 seen something that's futuristic yeah you've got a big budget with this thing man oliver here's why

00:12:34.700 why can't you talk about it you're in puerto rico no i'll talk i'll talk tell us what's we should

00:12:39.040 tell mike what's really going on i'll tell you something mike doesn't even know yet we haven't

00:12:42.440 told him my fiance nina's pregnant oh congrats that is so loud no it's fine don't worry about

00:12:49.780 it'll be done before you know it it's fine i wouldn't worry about it here keep going tell

00:12:54.340 them the story wait wait actually would you mind would you guys mind doing this in the other room

00:12:58.020 no we're not gonna do it in the other room

00:12:59.940 that and just let me mike do this yeah we'll just turn my mic off here no but what if you

00:13:08.780 have to say something that's the thing well how do i say something in the other room you're gonna

00:13:12.840 do this right right now yeah we're gonna do it right now all right well this is the only time

00:13:16.140 i have my guy busy i'm busy my guy just shot me a text my haircut guy he was in the neighborhood

00:13:21.800 he's i think he's actually outside do you mind if he comes and cuts my hair as well so what he

00:13:25.760 can cut your hair and i have to leave no you could stay because we'll then both be getting

00:13:29.080 haircuts i guess yeah you could adam do you want to you want to set up all right all right let's 0.99

00:13:35.720 pull this forward a little fire the fuck is going on right now what do you mean get off where am i 0.98

00:13:42.280 going this is a disaster no none of this is going to be usable should we just start over starting 0.99

00:13:48.980 now jesus christ just yeah adam it's it's a little tight

00:13:55.460 do you think you have enough prime stuff facing the cameras 0.96

00:14:02.840 jesus fucking christ you got i just probably ain't gonna sell itself brother 0.98

00:14:07.520 i noticed that you push it a lot more than ksi 0.99

00:14:12.280 I see your thing's just prime, prime, prime

00:14:16.020 And then KSI maybe once every blue moon

00:14:17.980 He'll do something

00:14:18.560 No, but the value of a KSI plug is 10x

00:14:20.920 A Logan Paul plug

00:14:21.540 That's true, that's true

00:14:22.640 Logan doesn't have the push he had in 2022 0.99

00:14:25.660 Look at this, he has to have the fucking 0.98

00:14:28.780 The thing 0.99

00:14:29.460 It's an armrest

00:14:30.260 That's bad

00:14:31.080 Just I'm leaning on it

00:14:32.540 He does his part

00:14:34.120 What does he do? 0.99

00:14:35.420 I dare you talk shit about KSI 0.99

00:14:36.620 I love KSI, he's so much cooler than you 0.99

00:14:38.700 Oh yeah, he is

00:14:39.880 I love JJ

00:14:40.940 He's great

00:14:41.760 Mike, have you met him?

00:14:44.420 No, but he's going to tell me I can in the future.

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00:16:59.020 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.

00:17:02.420 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:17:04.780 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:17:06.300 I'm Lexi Iwanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:17:12.180 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

00:17:16.800 occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:17:21.260 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today.

00:17:27.740 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've always got

00:17:34.000 something to say. If men were just

00:17:36.080 honest about this, there would be so much

00:17:38.080 more peace in the world. We're going to talk about

00:17:39.920 dating, relationships, beauty,

00:17:42.380 getting older, and a little wiser.

00:17:44.240 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.

00:17:46.600 Because you told us how

00:17:47.840 accommodating you are. Obviously, I would

00:17:49.920 do what I think I could do to

00:17:51.620 fight the fight, but there's only so much fight I can fight.

00:17:54.620 Don't lie to me. Don't lie

00:17:56.000 to me. Don't lie to me.

00:17:57.980 Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.

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00:18:01.820 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, 0.98

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00:18:06.720 I don't really care.

00:18:09.040 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator,

00:18:12.420 and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.

00:18:14.700 The true crime comedy podcast, all about robbery, fraud,

00:18:17.900 and those who practice it.

00:18:19.360 Each week, I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien,

00:18:22.500 Iowa Debrey, Lamorne Morris, and Nicole Byer.

00:18:25.480 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:18:26.680 What?

00:18:27.140 I could talk to you for an hour.

00:18:28.660 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:18:30.700 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

00:18:32.500 And the scams run the gamut.

00:18:34.760 I'm talking about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today.

00:18:39.620 I also warn you and keep you safe against scammers.

00:18:43.340 Call your grandparents.

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00:18:48.160 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.

00:18:51.480 If there's a scam, I'm here to protect you.

00:18:54.000 And I'm also here to laugh with you.

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00:19:01.220 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,

00:19:04.240 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:19:07.100 Scam Goddess!

00:19:09.420 What's up, Adam?

00:19:10.260 What's up, man?

00:19:10.800 Dude, so...

00:19:12.060 What are you going to get?

00:19:13.660 So I feel like I've been a little...

00:19:15.300 Like, it's kind of messy on the sides.

00:19:16.900 Yeah.

00:19:17.340 And the back, in some parts, feels maybe a little too voluminous.

00:19:21.560 Let's do it.

00:19:22.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:22.880 Tight it up.

00:19:23.400 Is this a good angle?

00:19:24.680 Yeah, we point it down.

00:19:26.120 Thank you, bro.

00:19:26.920 Let me...

00:19:27.220 Do you have a cape on here?

00:19:28.820 Yeah, I'll probably do the cape.

00:19:30.200 I'll probably do the cape

00:19:32.020 Alright so yeah

00:19:34.400 Nina's pregnant

00:19:35.080 Oh congrats

00:19:35.980 Thank you

00:19:36.860 And it turns out

00:19:38.220 That the

00:19:38.780 The baby's father

00:19:40.680 Is right here

00:19:41.980 Congrats

00:19:42.860 Oliver

00:19:43.640 Yo yo

00:19:44.940 Thank you guys

00:19:45.620 That'd be insane

00:19:46.400 Comes out with that 1.00

00:19:47.020 Little fucking haircut 1.00

00:19:47.960 I know 1.00

00:19:48.700 Well I said

00:19:49.260 She'll get the haircut

00:19:50.060 The kids will have it too

00:19:51.000 That's insane

00:19:51.660 Whole family

00:19:52.260 I don't think I ever

00:19:52.940 Saw a Danish person

00:19:54.000 Live in a trailer before

00:19:55.060 You guys are gonna have

00:19:55.820 A cute little family

00:19:56.640 What does that mean

00:19:57.600 Oh

00:19:58.160 I don't live anywhere bro

00:19:59.580 whoa whoa you got my ear gentle gentle so the the baby actually turns out does have a gender

00:20:06.020 da baby the rapper yeah the defunct rapper has a gender defunct are you serious no so what's

00:20:14.580 gender we're doing a gender reveal uh this this weekend a fun little gender reveal party all my

00:20:20.240 friends and family are here they're actually all right behind the camera this room is whole family

00:20:24.280 this is epic i've never seen this many cameras i think in my life there's like nine cameras yeah

00:20:28.120 there's so many cameras why is there so many cameras uh yeah i'll we'll get into that okay

00:20:32.820 later maybe we'll tell mike when there's some more but uh i asked i asked oliver to be a part 0.96

00:20:36.960 of the gender reveal party and he said yes so we got oliver tree even though you talk shit about me

00:20:41.720 when and last time last time i saw you i was in the middle of a wwe ring and you were holding 0.98

00:20:47.240 signs in the crowd they loved me out there i had all these fuck logan paul signs and they were 0.54

00:20:52.600 cheering me the whole they were roaring as i walked down the hallway it was insane dude i 0.96

00:20:57.320 remember the night before you came to my show and i was like i'm gonna try to get him to boo you and

00:21:00.600 and we were in cleveland hometown he's like bro good luck they'll never do it they started to 0.99

00:21:05.340 fuck logan paul chant on their own dude i was a hero i came out in his hometown i was the fucking 1.00

00:21:10.880 you hopped out because i tied your ass up what tied your ass up yeah that was bad bro he came 1.00

00:21:17.220 on stage by security i had to fucking escort him out he was acting crazy i tied oliver tree up in 1.00

00:21:21.800 the back then i dressed as oliver tree and started singing his songs which by the way anyone can do 0.92

00:21:26.560 that i'll anyone can sing oliver's songs and just be just as good guys true i'll give you that guys 0.97

00:21:33.040 what the fuck is going on right now dude why is this happening why is there a fucking tandem 0.99

00:21:39.320 fucking barber going on right now haircut no one told you no because i don't have a fucking barber 1.00

00:21:44.860 you don't need one bro you got hair plugs they still need to be cut oh i thought they just put 0.99

00:21:50.960 i'm in and it's stuck like that i have hair plugs did you feelings i'm sorry there's nothing wrong

00:21:56.260 with it you look great and you've upset both of them well guess what i'm stuck looking like this

00:22:01.200 so you're doing much better than that on the podcast the first time i i was i thought you

00:22:05.760 were joking you really stuck like that i am it's crazy bro when i'm in the water too i truly look

00:22:11.020 like a lego piece boom boom like it's crazy do you uh have a story with mike in cleveland didn't

00:22:19.040 you guys do something yeah you guys did something in cleveland there was a crazy thing that went

00:22:22.360 down so oh my god so you were supposed to be there i don't know you were preparing for your

00:22:28.440 wrestling match maybe or something but we were at your show it was after and we got on stage

00:22:34.240 which is awesome oh you were on stage i don't remember that sorry sorry sorry i i looked on

00:22:39.320 stage like i i made eye contact with people i don't recall that i have my glasses so it's hard

00:22:43.840 for me to see it wasn't you it was like a draw like the backup drummer i think you had like a

00:22:47.460 backup drummer and then afterwards we went out and he has a name yeah the guy who's behind the

00:22:52.360 drummer yeah yeah yeah the reverse behind my guy jake and then we went out for a bite to eat in

00:22:57.080 like columbus yeah it was a bar i think and i'm sober i don't drink yeah we're in this bar and

00:23:03.420 they shut it down and it's just us and there's a couple locals like the main people who are like

00:23:07.800 keeping the place alive yeah so it's just us it's like a tuesday night or something like that yeah

00:23:11.920 i believe it was tuesday or wednesday real hometown ohio type shit so we're there right

00:23:17.000 were chilling they shut the place down and mike's like we should order a pizza i'm like can you do 0.82

00:23:21.040 that can you order a pizza to a bar yeah they bring the pizza place is shut down completely

00:23:25.920 there's like literally two guys who own the place they're working and all of a sudden i have some of

00:23:31.660 my friends coming in my my crew and one of them crosses the street and basically someone follows

00:23:37.240 him from across the bar from across the street and manages to kind of weasel their way into the

00:23:42.760 bar this is a fully closed bar you cannot get in and so this guy gets in i think he's just a friend

00:23:47.240 of his because he comes in with them essentially but he was a little delayed so he comes in he's

00:23:51.180 wasted out of his mind so i as a sober person i don't have much of a threshold for wasted people

00:23:56.780 who are like say the same thing over and over again like this guy comes in to put it in perspective

00:24:01.300 he knocks over a cup that's the first thing spills it all over the table and it wasn't just

00:24:05.620 like a small cup it was like a pitcher yeah it was like a barrel it's all over the thing and i'm like

00:24:10.260 okay like i'm like just reading this this guy has you know wasted energy and he's trying to talk

00:24:16.220 and i'm having a super deep conversation with mike and i was so energized yeah at that moment

00:24:20.160 i'm talking about slime energy and this whole idea collaboration yeah and trying to be able

00:24:24.380 it was like a really inspiring conversation so we're deep in it and this person just keeps kind

00:24:28.060 of butting in and i'm like trying to be cordial and nice and be like oh hey what's up man how's

00:24:31.860 it going and i'm eating pizza while this is happening so and then basically we're having

00:24:35.540 i'm like kind of trying to direct my energy back to our conversation because i was really excited

00:24:39.540 by it and all of a sudden this guy's like yo like shake my hand and i'm like i'm like eating pizza

00:24:46.100 and i have grease all over me y'all let me give you a pound like out of politeness because i don't

00:24:51.240 want to get yes like grease on his hands this is like a formality of just polite 100 so i'm trying 0.96

00:24:56.140 to be nice and he's like you fucking celebrities all the same i was like bro there's grease all 0.96

00:25:02.460 over my hand shake your hand right now i've got pizza in my hand i'm and anyone who knows me 0.99

00:25:05.980 knows i'm the messiest i got you all over my fucking face anyways this guy gets super mad 0.99

00:25:11.200 and he's like what the fuck's wrong and i was like bro who are you with who do you know here 1.00

00:25:15.040 this is a private thing and he's like you're a fucking piece of shit bro and i'm like get the 1.00

00:25:20.540 fuck out of here like i'm like because i it takes me a lot to get there i really like treat everyone 1.00

00:25:25.560 with respect i don't care if you're like literally a billionaire or someone who's literally homeless 0.99

00:25:30.620 on the street i'll treat you with the same level of respect it does not matter but no i think you

00:25:34.760 Cause you, cause you left out the part when the, when his check came, hit the guy that

00:25:39.380 was pressing us, his card doc got declined and, and Oliver starts saying like, Oh, you're 1.00

00:25:45.720 fucking poor. 0.99

00:25:46.640 I never said that. 1.00

00:25:47.700 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:48.860 All right, Mike, let me just tell this story.

00:25:50.600 Cause this is a good story.

00:25:51.340 Sorry.

00:25:51.720 All right.

00:25:52.060 So this guy goes out, he's, he's like freaking out on me. 0.99

00:25:56.120 And I'm just like, get this fucking guy out of here. 0.98

00:25:58.000 There's always security usher this dude out. 0.99

00:25:59.680 So he's outside.

00:26:00.340 He's still waiting outside for me knocking on the windows.

00:26:02.840 He's literally knocking out how my camera guy was with me.

00:26:06.240 Steve.

00:26:06.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:08.580 So I'm like, yo, Steve, go interview this guy.

00:26:12.020 We need the footage for our documentary. 0.99

00:26:13.980 Because we always just get footage of people talking shit on me. 0.99

00:26:16.720 And most of the time, we tell them to talk shit on me. 0.99

00:26:18.380 This guy, we did not have to tell him. 0.99

00:26:20.120 We're like, bro, this is gold.

00:26:21.700 We got to get him.

00:26:22.900 So he goes to interview the guy.

00:26:24.280 He's like venting to him about how I wouldn't shake his hand and all this stuff.

00:26:27.120 Just wasted the, like, just saying the, in a loop, saying the same thing over and over again.

00:26:31.760 Celebrities, man.

00:26:32.840 they're all the same man we're just kind of person he's probably friends with the paul brothers

00:26:38.160 anyways this is getting a golden interview from this guy so my friend is after he's saying the

00:26:44.220 same thing over and over again it's time to wrap up the interview so he makes his way towards the

00:26:48.120 thing and as he's coming in a guy is trying to come into the bar and chokes my friend yes yes

00:26:53.580 and pushes his way in so another person now is snuck into the bar and a girl is behind him and

00:26:59.420 comes in behind him so we didn't really notice we didn't think anything of it and the guy walks

00:27:04.080 through goes to the back so we just think okay maybe he's works here or whatever i didn't think

00:27:08.000 twice about it steve comes up he's like this guy choked me blah blah blah we're like what are you

00:27:11.880 talking about dude chill out he's like a quick like table on that imagine the vibe we're in 0.61

00:27:17.760 right now like there's a lot of shit starting to go down around us like we thought it was just 0.98

00:27:21.340 going to be a calm yeah it's a columbus tuesday night kicking it eating pizza talking about slime 0.97

00:27:26.800 articles of incorporation and before i told him i would give him a percentage of the company which

00:27:31.420 i know you didn't do with prime and i was like this is your way to make amends yeah like i'll

00:27:35.980 on behalf of the paul brothers i can i was so happy i was so happy bro i was so lit up bro he's

00:27:41.880 going like he was pregnant yeah he was like nina it was crazy bro he's just glowing anyways so

00:27:47.320 we're having this conversation and steve's now steve's butting in and he's like dude this guy

00:27:51.360 we're like what are you talking about he's like he choked me we're like bro steve's i love steve

00:27:57.640 to death he's a brother of mine but he's like the most dramatic guy if he sees a bug in the room and

00:28:02.620 he'll come into my room and he's i can't sleep kill it kill it but you know he's a legend so

00:28:07.360 anyway steve's saying this right all right whatever man and all of a sudden we're having 0.98

00:28:10.840 this combo and another guy comes over uh from there and he's like there's a man with a gun in 0.98

00:28:15.560 the bathroom he pointed a gun at me we're like what the fuck are you talking about he worked

00:28:19.740 there though this was a guy who worked there he went to the back and he said there's a girl in 0.99

00:28:23.040 there she's sick in the bathroom and he went to ask if she was okay and the guy had a gun pointed 0.98

00:28:27.720 at her and pointed the gun at him and so now we're like what the fuck and all of a sudden like 0.98

00:28:32.120 within a couple minutes all of a sudden police force they're knocking on the door trying to get 0.98

00:28:36.080 it police can't even get into the bar but somehow these others

00:28:38.500 and it was like a task force i remember at first there was three and then it was like those three

00:28:46.720 came in they walk into the back now there's like four more that come in all these police cars on 0.97

00:28:50.940 the front we're eating our pizza trying to talk about slime and it's actually fucking crazy because

00:28:56.380 next thing we know there's like five officers pulling this dude out he's wrapped up and then

00:29:01.220 steve's like there he is that's the guy and now the guy's looking at us we're like bro this dude

00:29:06.980 is gonna find us he's making eye contact with us you don't get this this is not how this works

00:29:12.180 he made it so obvious bro he's like that's him that's the guy we're like bro why would you do

00:29:18.040 this we have to go into witness protections now in columbus i gotta change my maiden name dude

00:29:23.320 wait they already had him what why do he why do he insist on pointing out that's what we

00:29:29.180 couldn't figure out it's already done it's a done dealer there's six dudes on him he decided to

00:29:33.400 testify all right so next thing we know they pull him out we're like all right it's chill and then

00:29:37.700 the next fucking ambulance rolls in they got the girl on the gurney coming out it's funny but it

00:29:43.300 was just so it was like a movie we're literally now there's a paramedic we're like we're just 0.99

00:29:48.800 eating the pizza we're like what the fuck is going on in columbus we're in cleveland or

00:29:52.660 columbus i think it might have been cleveland did you get all of it on there's a lot of that 0.66

00:29:57.360 documentary that's why we're documenting it here yeah so long story short next thing we know they're

00:30:02.600 pulling out the girl in the stretcher she's got the mouthpiece on they're rolling her out and

00:30:06.840 we're just like what goes on here in this town and then i thought about you and your brother

00:30:10.660 and i was like this makes so much sense yeah yeah yeah it just started adding up i was like i get

00:30:16.540 it now i get the paul brother that was a crazy night bro also i just want to say this dude i

00:30:22.220 introduced him to jake so this is bossy he's the number one this guy's the number one barber and

00:30:27.020 not just sam juan but all of the island and this dude he's he was the guy so wait do you have the 0.98

00:30:33.660 earring on yeah see this earring yeah why do you think jake wears the same fucking earring bossy 0.87

00:30:39.240 introduced so much to jake jake got his haircut based on bossy's bossy has the same cut under 0.94

00:30:45.040 the hat so i just want to say this guy's super influential figurehead and i've known him from

00:30:49.500 cali we go way back so he was actually stationed out there for the marine corps back when you were

00:30:53.780 buff on steroids yeah so he knew me when i was ripped i was using steroids the same time you

00:30:59.500 were using uh yesterday you're still on him i see it as the shape of his head

00:31:05.040 i do have a big head no my head's not my head's kind of small i wouldn't go that

00:31:10.380 come on i have a small head it's it's my barber has seen a lot of head shape what shape would

00:31:15.780 you describe emblingado it's the what is it like a rhombus no it's a lemon what'd you say

00:31:20.460 rhombus rhombatic it's oddly shaped bro it keeps changing no it doesn't

00:31:27.460 it's a i'll say this whatever the haircut you guys are doing is not gonna save that dude every

00:31:34.460 time he combs it it's not gonna do anything new shape i didn't know you guys went so far back so

00:31:39.800 we go way back he knew me when i was juiced up bro i had roid rage back then and tell him about

00:31:44.480 my music oh yeah everywhere he knew he knew my music before he knew it was me he was cutting

00:31:52.640 my hair and didn't know it was my music.

00:31:54.400 I never pictured him on that music.

00:31:56.960 No one would ever guess what the guy

00:31:58.500 who sings. Let me ask you a question.

00:32:00.140 What would you picture this guy on?

00:32:02.740 No. Like if it wasn't

00:32:04.460 if I see him. Yeah. You don't know

00:32:06.500 he's a musician. I don't know what he did.

00:32:08.020 What would you guess?

00:32:09.980 It could be anything.

00:32:12.200 Just give me the first thing that comes to mind.

00:32:14.600 Well, I'll give him the artist.

00:32:16.220 I'll give him the artist.

00:32:18.240 Those guys would not give me that.

00:32:20.500 Assume artist was subtracted. What's next?

00:32:22.640 Damn 1.00

00:32:24.560 Bro, damn? 1.00

00:32:26.300 How bad is it? 1.00

00:32:28.760 Damn 0.99

00:32:29.320 What'd he say? 0.99

00:32:31.060 It's an English speaking broadcast

00:32:33.580 We need a translator

00:32:35.300 I would say

00:32:36.820 I don't know

00:32:37.860 I don't want to say

00:32:38.800 I don't want to go there 0.99

00:32:42.200 Your barber hates you

00:32:44.380 Thank you, thank you 0.99

00:32:45.780 Your barber hates you

00:32:47.120 What would you say?

00:32:48.140 I would say

00:32:48.700 Fast food, laundromat

00:32:51.060 Imagine this

00:32:51.780 imagine like a dry cleaner yeah like a laundromat this way you have a a fridge air refrigerator at

00:32:58.880 your house right and the thermostat on it's broken you can't get it to go yeah yeah he comes

00:33:04.220 shows up with a with a maytag like employee like thing on that says oliver and he's like what's 0.76

00:33:10.280 wrong with blue collar workers you never worked a fucking day in your life what you worked at a 0.95

00:33:14.020 furniture store for two months i'll have you know i've run dog camps all right i've served what you 0.99

00:33:20.720 where you walked,

00:33:21.320 you were one of those people

00:33:21.780 with like 20 dogs

00:33:22.700 on the leashes?

00:33:24.100 That's like the funnest job ever.

00:33:25.700 Okay, go on.

00:33:26.400 It was awesome.

00:33:27.020 I've surveyed land.

00:33:28.600 Land surveyor, bro.

00:33:29.800 You're getting paid

00:33:30.540 to walk around for hours

00:33:31.840 in the beautiful outdoors.

00:33:33.940 I got one.

00:33:34.600 So when you go through

00:33:35.180 the drive-thru,

00:33:36.140 you pull up on the window?

00:33:37.400 Stop.

00:33:37.860 Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

00:33:39.520 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:33:40.280 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:33:41.000 No one's saying there is.

00:33:42.600 They're simply saying

00:33:43.440 you replicate or resect.

00:33:45.120 You're forcing them to say it.

00:33:46.320 No, they're not.

00:33:46.780 There's no force.

00:33:47.680 You're trying to get back at me

00:33:48.780 because I talked about

00:33:49.560 the trip to Turkey

00:33:50.460 And I'm sorry about that.

00:33:51.420 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:33:52.400 I promoted the trip to Turkey.

00:33:53.540 I know.

00:33:54.040 That's how you got the hair clinic.

00:33:55.760 Use code Mike for 200 euros off at Smile Hair Clinic.

00:34:00.380 Okay, bro.

00:34:01.260 Istanbul's premier hair clinic.

00:34:02.020 Bro, I got a crazy story.

00:34:03.580 I got a crazy story.

00:34:04.540 What?

00:34:05.320 About turkey trips for surgery.

00:34:07.320 Oh.

00:34:07.520 So, a friend of a friend, my girlfriend's friend, she went to Turkey and got a boob job.

00:34:17.280 um and she returned and got really ill like violently ill and um she thought that her body

00:34:23.960 was rejecting the implants and then she went to the doctor to get checked up and she was like

00:34:29.180 oh i'm really sick i think my body is not um doing well with these implants and they're like

00:34:35.720 did tests on her and wanted to see what was going on and she was like they're like it's all comes

00:34:39.600 back normal and you're totally fine your body's not rejecting the implants and um the implants

00:34:44.780 were rejecting her stop they were just barfing her up anyways let me go on with the story here

00:34:51.040 i don't even know what that means long story short she she kept getting sick and then bro you look

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00:36:35.160 show oh my god Lexi we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me I'm Lexi Iwanu we're two

00:36:41.960 best friends 22 years apart but so close at heart and I'm Lisa DiGiulio the old one which means we

00:36:48.780 have wildly different references occasionally different opinions and at this point in my 50s

00:36:53.120 I've lived it all I'm not gonna get anywhere fighting that is wild I learned that about you

00:37:00.040 today. Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business and I've always

00:37:07.540 got something to say. If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace

00:37:12.260 in the world. We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older and a little

00:37:17.280 wiser. We're best friends, but we don't always agree. Because you told us how accommodating you

00:37:22.480 are. Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight, but there's only so much

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00:37:33.920 don't lie to me liar listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your

00:37:39.680 podcasts i don't really care i'm lacey mosley author actor stand-up comedian creator and host

00:37:46.640 of scam goddess podcast the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery fraud and those who

00:37:52.200 practice it. Each week I bring on

00:37:54.080 incredible guests like Conan O'Brien,

00:37:56.260 Iowa Debrey, Lamorne Morris, and

00:37:58.300 Nicole Byer. Ooh, I scammed

00:38:00.240 them. What? I could talk to you for an hour.

00:38:02.420 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:38:04.440 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

00:38:06.400 And the scams run the gamut.

00:38:08.320 I'm talking about scams from the 1800s

00:38:10.780 all the way up to

00:38:12.340 today. I also warn you

00:38:14.520 and keep you safe against scammers.

00:38:17.100 Call your grandparents.

00:38:18.620 Tell your parents to stop clicking on

00:38:20.520 links please and now you can catch full episodes of my show on youtube if there's a scam i'm here

00:38:26.820 to protect you and i'm also here to laugh with you so if you like fun if you like comedy and you

00:38:32.220 like learning and protecting yourself from criminals start listening to scam goddess on

00:38:36.620 the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast

00:38:40.580 Scam Goddess

00:38:41.720 For an entire military vet right now

00:38:44.880 This is good

00:38:47.680 Whatever you're doing

00:38:48.220 Keep doing this

00:38:49.020 Keep going shorter too

00:38:50.160 I want you to be bald by the end of this

00:38:52.060 I'm gonna be bald eventually

00:38:52.960 I love it

00:38:53.340 I'm so afraid to do your bald

00:38:54.840 No, no

00:38:55.360 You're good

00:38:55.860 Don't worry about it 0.99

00:38:56.060 Make him look ridiculous 0.98

00:38:56.960 Dude, if you google Oliver Tree 1.00

00:38:58.900 There's some wild shit on there 0.99

00:39:00.340 The thing is 0.99

00:39:01.060 If I

00:39:01.480 He likes to bald cut like up here

00:39:03.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:39:04.340 I gotta take at least two inches off

00:39:06.100 No, yeah

00:39:08.000 The issue is you're moving around a lot

00:39:09.540 Mike, are you listening

00:39:10.280 this is where the story gets he said google oliver tree and i had to do it i'm sorry go ahead

00:39:14.320 all right so this story is crazy so she she keeps feeling sick so then she's like i got to go to the

00:39:20.200 doctor see what's really gone so more tests they do more tests and then they look at her and they're

00:39:24.480 like hey like um we think we figured it out have you noticed uh any scars on your body and the girl

00:39:31.960 was like no because she was so like focused on her looking at her breasts that she couldn't even

00:39:37.220 because that's obviously like so obvious that that's such a crazy change in your life yeah like

00:39:40.720 that would be the big change and they're like yeah you have a scar right here and 0.92

00:39:43.880 she went to a clinic and they had removed her fucking one of her kidneys they took a 0.67

00:39:49.300 place just disappeared and they changed you know what i mean so like they and there was a bunch of 0.94

00:39:53.640 people who happened too so this is why you have to be careful going to turkey saving money on a

00:39:57.680 trip and i turkey is great i love turkey i played shows there i'm not but you know and plastic

00:40:01.580 surgery is just dangerous in general but that's a crazy it was on the news bro i don't believe 0.99

00:40:06.220 this is a real fucking story 0.99

00:40:07.240 this happens 0.99

00:40:08.040 Dr. Arogod

00:40:09.360 at Smile Hair Clinic

00:40:10.680 would never take your kidney

00:40:12.000 he would never take 1.00

00:40:13.560 your fucking kidney 1.00

00:40:14.240 this is a real thing bro 1.00

00:40:15.620 dude she got her organs

00:40:16.700 it's in the news

00:40:17.300 that's crazy

00:40:19.080 I didn't know that actually happened

00:40:20.120 that actually happened

00:40:20.920 so be careful guys

00:40:21.860 don't end up

00:40:22.420 don't use this guy's promo code

00:40:23.860 or if you do 0.98

00:40:27.440 do some goddamn research 0.99

00:40:28.740 I don't trust a guy like that 1.00

00:40:30.780 a guy who looks like that

00:40:32.180 did your guys

00:40:33.160 slime deal ever

00:40:34.920 come to fruition

00:40:35.620 never really took off no but it became global it's a hit globally just not financially like i

00:40:42.120 can go pretty much any country in the world and kids will yell to me slime slime give us slime

00:40:47.980 like i promise you it made its round around the fucking world i just had huge obstacles for 0.79

00:40:54.000 with production and there was like it was the what is it the pvfs or something we were having 0.95

00:40:58.000 It was some contamination at a factory

00:41:03.440 No, we also had like a little

00:41:08.020 We had a lawsuit that really put us under

00:41:09.760 The damage they did to the brand

00:41:12.160 It could not be undone

00:41:14.200 It was irreversible

00:41:15.700 Is the haircut done?

00:41:18.400 What do you think?

00:41:21.140 Is there any chance you could use a blow 0.99

00:41:23.040 He looks like a wet dog 0.99

00:41:24.060 No, it's fine

00:41:27.480 My hair will dry

00:41:28.660 Oh

00:41:29.640 Whoa

00:41:30.060 You look like 2017 Logan Paul

00:41:31.740 You kinda look sharp

00:41:32.600 You're back

00:41:33.340 Oh I feel

00:41:34.480 You're back

00:41:35.640 Oh

00:41:36.300 I feel kinda handsome

00:41:37.700 I don't know

00:41:39.440 Thanks Adam

00:41:40.040 You're welcome man

00:41:40.920 Yeah

00:41:41.440 My guy's excellent as well

00:41:43.260 Known in pretty much all of New York

00:41:44.920 Have you guys met by the way?

00:41:46.140 Yeah

00:41:46.340 Do you know him?

00:41:47.360 No

00:41:47.580 Oh Bossy

00:41:48.160 That's what I'm saying

00:41:48.880 You guys should meet

00:41:49.820 Formerly Bossy

00:41:50.560 Well you live out here or no?

00:41:52.280 No I'm in New York

00:41:52.860 New York

00:41:53.580 New York based

00:41:54.360 This guy's tapped in out here

00:41:55.900 In the hair scene

00:41:56.380 If you ever need a guy

00:41:57.140 Who do you guys think did a better job?

00:41:59.620 Well, he's not done yet.

00:42:00.440 He's a quarter way through.

00:42:01.380 No, but just judging by what he's done so far.

00:42:03.400 This is a technical cut.

00:42:04.340 He's playing a precision line.

00:42:05.420 This is very complicated. 0.98

00:42:06.560 Some cool fucked up texture. 0.91

00:42:09.800 Dude, this is great.

00:42:10.840 This is a great cut.

00:42:11.760 Yeah, man, you're back. 0.99

00:42:12.920 Sick, dude. 0.98

00:42:13.840 I feel ready. 0.91

00:42:14.900 Let's do it.

00:42:15.560 So, Slime, just production issues, lawsuits.

00:42:17.420 Slime never took.

00:42:17.720 I never really connected.

00:42:19.040 No, but me and Oliver had some drama as well.

00:42:23.560 Yeah, there was a falling out.

00:42:25.620 Hold on.

00:42:25.960 Sorry, hold on.

00:42:26.640 Where are you going?

00:42:29.600 I was just letting Adam escape

00:42:31.260 Oh I see

00:42:31.840 Just swing out the back there

00:42:33.420 Thanks Adam

00:42:35.480 That was awesome

00:42:36.220 Are you gonna go do Nina's hair now?

00:42:38.540 Okay excellent

00:42:39.160 Wait Nina's getting the same haircut right now?

00:42:42.180 Same as me

00:42:42.860 She's getting this haircut actually

00:42:44.440 I like it

00:42:45.640 Yeah me and Oliver had a falling out bro

00:42:47.580 While planning the articles of opera

00:42:50.060 Bro it's not a surprise

00:42:50.960 Oliver ruins all of his relationships

00:42:52.600 Stop that's not true

00:42:53.180 Yeah you turn

00:42:53.860 Yo do you wanna know what happened between us?

00:42:56.640 He, uh, we had a, we had gotten a huge fight at OfficeMax.

00:43:00.700 You know, OfficeMax.

00:43:02.060 Yeah, of course.

00:43:02.900 I love OfficeMax.

00:43:03.400 There was one real gray bag.

00:43:04.760 Bro, just please not talk about this.

00:43:06.300 No, I'm talking about it.

00:43:07.260 I don't think this is that interesting of a story.

00:43:09.320 It might not be, but it was enough to make me not want to work with you, to be honest.

00:43:13.260 And also, I want to let you know the lawsuit that you're currently have pending against me in Delaware.

00:43:17.920 Yeah. 0.98

00:43:18.140 If you think that my guys from Omaha aren't going to handle that, like, fucking a cakewalk, you're mistaken, dude. 0.99

00:43:23.840 Whatever, whatever. 0.99

00:43:24.400 I'm just telling you right now.

00:43:25.300 We'll let the courts deal with this, okay?

00:43:27.260 Okay, but enjoy your little bowl cut now

00:43:29.020 because the next time you get your hair cut, 1.00

00:43:30.680 it's gonna be by a fucking homeless person. 1.00

00:43:32.940 All right, stop. 1.00

00:43:34.020 Stop, it's home displaced. 0.99

00:43:36.200 Use the fucking right vernacular. 0.99

00:43:37.220 No, I'm not gonna use your terms. 0.99

00:43:38.560 It's not my turn.

00:43:39.240 Because this is what you did with the deal.

00:43:40.680 It was all about your terms

00:43:41.860 and you still do it right now. 1.00

00:43:43.380 It's the same shit you're doing right fucking now. 1.00

00:43:44.060 Bro, this is a basic formality of respect. 1.00

00:43:47.360 You guys should probably figure this out after the show.

00:43:49.020 Let's not do this now.

00:43:49.700 Let's not bring this up now.

00:43:50.740 No one wants to hear the office now.

00:43:51.600 Can I say something?

00:43:52.500 What?

00:43:55.300 What do you have a speech written?

00:43:58.440 What do you want to say, Mike?

00:44:00.280 Yeah, you can say something as a podcast.

00:44:03.000 We've had some issues. 1.00

00:44:05.200 You wrote a fucking love letter? 1.00

00:44:07.760 We've had some issues. 1.00

00:44:09.240 Yeah, we have.

00:44:09.960 Look at you. 1.00

00:44:10.620 You look like a fucking idiot right now. 1.00

00:44:13.440 All these cameras and you're going to waste the fucking air for this. 1.00

00:44:16.360 We're going to deal with this in a fucking courtroom in Omaha in four weeks. 0.99

00:44:19.300 Let's not do it now. 1.00

00:44:20.260 Why don't we skip the legal fees and you listen to what I have to say, you fucking bull-cut idiot. 1.00

00:44:23.340 I'd rather let Jeremiah Jeffrey handle this shit. 1.00

00:44:25.720 I hope your Rapunzel hair gets ripped off your head. 1.00

00:44:28.380 Listen to me.

00:44:29.780 We've had some issues.

00:44:30.920 I hope your plugs fall out.

00:44:33.480 Do you have to deal with Jeremiah Jeffrey? 1.00

00:44:36.320 Yes, he's a fucking loser. 1.00

00:44:37.600 He's a menace, bro. 1.00

00:44:38.780 He's an attorney at law, brother.

00:44:40.440 He'll be disbarred after this.

00:44:41.540 He's not getting disbarred.

00:44:42.580 He's the next Harvey Weinstein.

00:44:44.140 All right.

00:44:44.420 I'm sorry.

00:44:45.060 Bro, don't throw those two names.

00:44:46.480 Don't throw Jeremiah Jeffrey and the Weinstein in the same thing.

00:44:49.660 Do you want to listen to this?

00:44:50.820 No, I don't.

00:44:51.500 This could be our way out.

00:44:52.520 this could be our way out

00:44:53.760 before we even

00:44:54.700 no one wants to watch

00:44:55.720 a podcast of two dudes

00:44:56.900 fighting the whole time

00:44:57.620 while

00:44:57.860 it's Logan's show

00:44:59.560 it's his big day

00:45:00.280 we're not fighting

00:45:00.620 I'm trying to squash the beef

00:45:02.140 it's not his

00:45:02.760 how many big dudes

00:45:03.500 can you not yell

00:45:03.940 or I'm gonna walk

00:45:04.720 whoa

00:45:05.740 I can't do this

00:45:07.200 this is what happened

00:45:08.220 can you imagine

00:45:08.900 working with this guy

00:45:09.760 I can't even say

00:45:13.100 with a straight face

00:45:13.720 look at him bro

00:45:14.700 he's

00:45:15.640 something off

00:45:16.620 there's something off

00:45:17.380 that's all I'm gonna say

00:45:18.100 it's coming from a guy

00:45:18.880 who looks like this

00:45:19.820 I'm having flashbacks 1.00

00:45:21.520 This is the last time we did this fucking interview. 0.99

00:45:23.540 Yeah, you did walk out. 1.00

00:45:24.940 I walked out.

00:45:25.640 I'm about to do it again.

00:45:26.900 You said...

00:45:28.420 Look at this guy.

00:45:29.380 What are you...

00:45:30.060 Are you an actor now?

00:45:32.440 Marlon Brando over here.

00:45:33.660 What are you going to do?

00:45:34.660 The gender reveal is not the big day.

00:45:36.720 First of all, I'm not calling it a gender reveal.

00:45:38.840 He told me I agreed to do it if we didn't call it that.

00:45:40.820 What are we calling it?

00:45:41.960 A reveal? 0.98

00:45:42.600 It's a sex party. 0.86

00:45:44.940 That was the name we... 0.99

00:45:46.000 And I also said it works out as we could call it a baby sex party. 0.62

00:45:49.000 Those were the two options.

00:45:50.280 Gender reveal is not politically correct

00:45:53.400 But baby sex party is 1.00

00:45:55.360 Are you fucking stupid 1.00

00:45:57.100 It sounded better on paper 1.00

00:45:59.980 No wonder you're represented by R.B. Weinstein

00:46:02.040 Now it all makes sense

00:46:03.420 By theory it made sense at the time

00:46:05.960 When I was writing down a list of names

00:46:07.740 God dang bro

00:46:09.100 We talked about it yesterday 0.99

00:46:10.960 We're not calling it baby sex party just sex party 0.99

00:46:12.800 That's it 0.98

00:46:13.420 Can I read you this

00:46:14.960 No you cannot because we've moved on to the next thing

00:46:17.500 Let's talk about the sex party

00:46:18.540 Can I see it

00:46:19.360 no you want to read it can you make it fast can we wrap it up because there's a lot more important

00:46:23.420 things now now it's too much no i want to know i want too much pressure let me guess what oh you

00:46:27.800 want to complain about me on camera while there's 16 cameras here and bro let's not keep in mind

00:46:32.120 you've got your little rinky dink camera somewhere in this audience here which is gonna be at your

00:46:36.540 disposal of the edit at least i know that the show me and logan are making can we talk about

00:46:40.960 this does he know yeah he knows the show me and logan are making for hbo 0.99

00:46:44.980 they get final edit on that shit so we're gonna make you look like a buffoon and you're a little 0.98

00:46:51.660 rinky-dink vlog camera what do you can edit to whatever you want do you have a problem with the 0.99

00:46:55.580 small the startup company we're the small company filming now dude the guy's not even filming i can

00:47:00.800 only pay him to do three hours a week and he's over about to go over i can't pay him overtime

00:47:04.520 oliver i'm sorry i don't have this kind of money you do from world tours there's a thing called the

00:47:09.040 union now mike if you really cared about him you would have him on union scale dude clearly this is 0.97

00:47:14.660 a non-union shit. 0.99

00:47:15.920 He's not going to live 1.00

00:47:16.880 at Union Square, bro.

00:47:19.440 Is he wearing 0.99

00:47:20.120 a fucking prime shirt? 1.00

00:47:21.140 He's on Logan's payroll. 1.00

00:47:24.080 You're on Logan's payroll, too,

00:47:25.620 so stop right there.

00:47:27.640 Dude, I read your net worth

00:47:28.800 on Google.

00:47:29.400 I'm a self-made millionaire, okay? 1.00

00:47:32.040 You rode H3's dick 1.00

00:47:34.000 to get there. 1.00

00:47:34.680 You're the guy

00:47:35.200 who shows up on his podcast, bro.

00:47:37.320 You showed up on his podcast.

00:47:38.020 Says the guy who turned

00:47:38.860 on his best friend.

00:47:41.240 I'm a neutral guy.

00:47:42.520 I come in.

00:47:43.200 I'm just

00:47:43.840 I'm friends of Logan's

00:47:44.840 I'm a friend of the family

00:47:45.880 Oh family?

00:47:47.360 You say that the same way

00:47:48.340 You call H3 family

00:47:49.360 But look how you treat him

00:47:50.300 Bro I've been a part of

00:47:51.480 The H3 family

00:47:52.320 From the beginning

00:47:52.960 Well then why do you treat him 1.00

00:47:53.780 Like a piece of shit? 1.00

00:47:54.580 Who? 1.00

00:47:55.940 You can't just change the subject

00:47:57.480 Change who?

00:47:58.380 Treat who?

00:47:58.920 Like what? 1.00

00:47:59.400 You fucking owl? 1.00

00:48:00.400 You can't 1.00

00:48:00.580 What you said 0.51

00:48:01.060 You sound crazy

00:48:01.980 Who? 0.97

00:48:02.880 Can I read this?

00:48:03.440 What you're a

00:48:03.920 Wolf of Wall Street

00:48:04.780 Movie buff now?

00:48:06.160 Keep moving

00:48:06.740 What's the next topic?

00:48:08.360 Can I read this to you?

00:48:09.260 Yeah please

00:48:09.900 Get it over with me 0.99

00:48:11.060 Shut the fuck up 0.99

00:48:12.520 this is the boringest podcast ever 1.00

00:48:16.780 these guys gotta read a love letter

00:48:18.680 this is challenging

00:48:20.560 and this guy's killing it by the way

00:48:21.880 bossy is the man

00:48:22.780 I just call him boss for short

00:48:24.740 I can see that

00:48:25.940 alright go wrap it up

00:48:27.420 you have so much hair on your face right now 1.00

00:48:29.360 you look like I give a fuck 1.00

00:48:33.100 dude I've been wearing the same pair of underwear 1.00

00:48:34.900 for five days

00:48:35.960 bro in Brazil they tell me you can wear underwear four ways

00:48:39.140 you can wear it you can turn it around

00:48:40.480 you can flip it inside out and turn it around again

00:48:42.220 okay i'm beyond that now i'm at day five okay so it's already i'm back to where it was and then 0.99

00:48:48.360 once over do the fucking math you think i give a shit about your little love letter 0.99

00:48:52.980 all right i'll see you i've seen some dark shit bro i'll see you in court i'll see you in court 1.00

00:48:57.780 i'll see you in court it's fine i'll see you in court good i'm glad are you done now why did you 0.96

00:49:03.220 how did you lose so much weight bro you're on ozempic you are not on ozempic i'm so proud to

00:49:08.220 no i'm not i have this thing it's called running every day and we worked out yesterday yep this

00:49:14.520 guy is insane with the jump rope have you tried he started floating like literally he started

00:49:19.480 floating like the blue genie from aladdin have you tried the dude just starts levitating i was

00:49:23.680 like what is this three or four are you doing without he jumps up the whole thing's bouncing

00:49:27.220 he has a piece of wood like a trampoline oh yeah when he jumps rope yeah yeah i've seen that

00:49:32.100 it was after he'd been going for 30 minutes he's on his final stretch and he starts floating

00:49:36.520 i was like all right that's beyond steroids at this point i don't know what it was bro i was

00:49:42.820 like this is like live cgi i'm like how's he doing this i'm looking for the whole the silk screen

00:49:47.020 oh you're not on crack right you kind of look like you're on crack and you're acting you could

00:49:53.640 just say hey you look like you're not obese anymore that would be a nice compliment i was 0.88

00:49:58.420 so fucking bad all i had to do was stop i was trying to see how fat i could get when were you 0.93

00:50:01.880 when were you well dude i had a goatee when i seen you guys so when i was in covid i got in crazy 0.97

00:50:06.000 good shape personal trainer it was my good friend amir my tour manager we were just training every

00:50:10.280 day getting ripped out of six pack and then when i say that loosely because when i say i have a

00:50:15.840 six pack it's not a logan paul steroid six pack it was you know that was before though when he knew

00:50:20.720 me i was on the juice i look good but this is a different thing long story short after covid i

00:50:25.680 got morbidly obese uh started touring crazy started traveling and and then i was just like

00:50:32.260 how fat can i get like i was just testing myself like method acting i was like what'd you get to

00:50:37.000 i got up there i don't know i never really have a scale because i never i haven't lived anywhere

00:50:41.140 for so long there was one year in covet i lived somewhere besides that it's been out of eight

00:50:45.060 years seven of them not living anywhere so never had a scale didn't even need to could see i would

00:50:49.900 look beyond nina pregnant i'm talking about two three times nina like i was i have a video of me 0.96

00:50:54.500 i was eating a piece of pizza and the fucking pepperoni bounced on my belly onto the floor 0.96

00:50:58.800 picked it up of course i had to eat it bro i was i was so big i was with my friend and i was like 0.99

00:51:05.720 you got any you got any more snickers and he had he had this crazy house he's like yeah i don't

00:51:11.200 need them they're just for guests i was like all right i'm gonna see how many i can eat and i was

00:51:14.640 just seeing i was like bro i'm trying to see how fat i can get he's like i never met anyone like

00:51:18.840 you it was like a challenge you know but then it was easy to lose the weight because all you have

00:51:24.920 to do is stop eating as much as you can and trying to push yourself uh but long story short

00:51:29.000 at a certain point i was like this is i didn't feel good i was getting sick all the time and um

00:51:33.640 so i'm getting a lot of hair in my eye you're good how high up are we we probably need to go

00:51:38.280 higher we need to go higher yeah so afraid don't be afraid you're good it's all good it's whatever 0.95

00:51:42.440 you sure yeah of course i don't give a shit so what you just started running no so i actually 0.56

00:51:46.660 started training with zila at david dobrik's house for a month and shout out to him he helped me 0.94

00:51:53.780 get back on track what are you looking at this is so challenging bro first of all i love jess

00:51:59.840 i'm not entitled to any beef just like i love you guys but i also i don't know if i can say it

00:52:05.780 can i say it yeah i'm i'm cool with the people who are doing the lawsuit on prime

00:52:11.380 i'm like a neutral dude like i love all walks of life all types of people i'm like i don't

00:52:17.400 know anything i'm not i'm getting hair in my mouth at this point you want to know my favorite

00:52:22.600 thing you want to know my favorite thing about having him on the show is you just intro the

00:52:26.580 show and then you can just do whatever you want after that bro you just sit back and hang out

00:52:30.600 you can do anything bro all right so back to the weight loss journey so eating as many snickers as

00:52:35.620 possible and then i was like on i was eating clean i went on a a meal plan so i just started

00:52:40.640 having pre-made meals and i worked out like five days a week intensely an hour five days a week

00:52:45.940 for a month only and then i threw my back out doing some lunges and uh i couldn't work out

00:52:51.820 anymore so i just started i reeled in my diet i started fasting just controlling how much i was

00:52:56.560 eating i was just doing a bunch of press so i was doing no physical movement at all just talking

00:53:00.500 blabbering like this which you it requires like no you're not really doing so not so not crack

00:53:06.180 not adderall nothing i'm super proud to say i have not ever used those epic and nor do i endorse it

00:53:11.920 i think our bodies are miraculous things and they're we're very capable of being

00:53:16.240 Bro, there's so much air going on

00:53:17.860 Please leave it like that

00:53:19.620 Please leave it like that

00:53:21.200 I am going to throw up

00:53:22.540 There's so much air

00:53:23.940 There's so much air

00:53:27.420 Wait, stick your tongue out while he cuts the middle section

00:53:30.140 It's like when you're eating out a girl

00:53:32.780 And all the pubes get in your mouth

00:53:34.080 The worst

00:53:35.860 Who are you eating out, Oprah?

00:53:38.220 Why are there just some big bushes, bro?

00:53:41.280 Bushes are back

00:53:42.000 They never left for some people

00:53:44.600 well there's so much i never had nothing like this so anyways diet was a big thing and then

00:53:50.820 basically i started traveling and uh i started just being calculated because food is one of my

00:53:55.560 only highs that i have naturally you know i love food i don't want to have to not eat food yeah so

00:54:00.960 i just i manage okay it's about being more calculated with the diet and just being like

00:54:05.960 cool i'm gonna eat whatever i want but just eat less less times so oh that's insane what that's

00:54:12.740 It's just an insane haircut.

00:54:15.880 Bro, look at you, dude.

00:54:17.560 You're telling me. 1.00

00:54:18.440 You look nuts. 1.00

00:54:20.240 You look fucking insane. 1.00

00:54:21.420 All right, let's just keep it like this. 1.00

00:54:22.840 No, no, no.

00:54:23.860 You have hair all over your face, bro.

00:54:27.000 You look like.

00:54:27.780 I feel like a little kid always, dude. 0.98

00:54:29.520 You look like a werewolf. 0.98

00:54:30.620 When you have a haircut like this, you look like a closet. 0.99

00:54:32.440 No, no, no, no, no.

00:54:33.560 We didn't type this for.

00:54:34.860 Yeah, this was not planned out well.

00:54:37.100 So anyways, it's just been, I run like four miles every day or every other day. 0.99

00:54:41.540 sometimes i'll fall off for a minute bro there's so much fucking pubes here you eat you like to eat 1.00

00:54:46.100 cheeseburgers uh i like burgers yeah but i've never been invited on your shitty little fucking 0.99

00:54:51.180 burger show and the answer is no if that's where you're going with this do you know do you know 0.98

00:54:56.360 his burger shop yeah 1010 burger you have a spot it's it's i thought that place got closed down

00:55:01.880 it's ip it's ip right now really that does pop-up shops crazy and that's crazy we paid top dollar

00:55:07.780 to have them at the gender reveal party no so you can try it out yeah i'll do a review of your

00:55:12.620 thing today but we'll use my cameras we'll use me and logan's tv

00:55:17.080 anyways long story short

00:55:22.080 my name is oliver long story short it's always a long story and it's never short

00:55:29.120 but hey long story short it's about running and i also don't live in america anymore i don't

00:55:37.760 live anywhere so i don't eat processed foods i searched you up on google i should read this to

00:55:42.300 you i've looked up you your thing on google uh oliver david tree nicholson gender male age 30

00:55:51.940 current residents moscow russia i spent some time i lived out there for a while but that was before

00:55:58.820 the war also i'd been which war which war the cold war what are you talking about never ended

00:56:04.620 buddy hello what are you in a proxy war right now dude what why why'd you leave why'd i leave

00:56:10.460 because i came back to america for business so let me get this straight you moved to russia

00:56:16.040 were indoctrinated by the russians came back here for business i worked with a bunch of artists out

00:56:21.620 there i filmed a bunch of artists artists oh yeah oh yeah what what what type of music oh we made

00:56:26.340 dance music little big no i feel like i feel like i feel it's probably enough to be investigated at

00:56:30.820 a hundred percent like if the feds were watching this i'd probably look in your direction jeremiah

00:56:34.820 jeffries would still want to work with him if he knew how much time he spent in mosca jeremiah

00:56:38.420 was in direct and we had conversations at least twice a week when i was in russia it's just really

00:56:42.680 good to have this conversation with you because you don't have the advice of your lawyer and my

00:56:46.420 team's going to get all of this information so i cannot wait to see you when we get to delaware

00:56:50.300 whatever dude you know what i like to do when i introduce you to people like everyone here is like

00:56:54.940 my close friend to like family i'm wondering what i'm doing here no you're like definitely the like

00:56:59.540 no one's like who's that weird looking guy well okay but then you say a little nicer but yeah

00:57:03.400 that's just what they're saying yeah i'm just great people a mouthpiece for them yeah they're 0.97

00:57:08.080 great people no you can call me whatever i don't give a shit i definitely call you weird looking 0.99

00:57:11.100 guy i can say that about you too bro that haircut ain't gonna shave that weird head of yours 0.52

00:57:15.780 it's not it's oblong it's obligato it's obligato all right what's what i was gonna say this um

00:57:21.500 i like friends and family doesn't like me i know no they do they like you they like you a lot but

00:57:25.800 what i like what i like to do is show them your music because i'm like you have you heard this

00:57:31.000 song and they've all heard it because you got some hits bro i like i don't want to give it to

00:57:34.260 you but i have to give it to you you got some hits oliver that one that goes i don't ever want

00:57:39.540 to see you and i never want to miss you again don't get there's been you that that one that

00:57:44.600 goes life goes on and on and on and on and on and well there's been quite a few you're my one and

00:57:50.060 only dude i can't believe you like that song i like it at the gym and i was like you learned

00:57:54.880 it so that you could film i think i think i think we're gonna i think we're gonna use it as like an

00:57:59.320 outro for one of these episodes for this show and we're definitely not you you could pass the

00:58:03.460 wave the royalty whatever you need man yeah that's you're like a brother to me man i forgot how fat

00:58:08.620 he was show the camera look at this i was so bad i lost 30 pounds in two months like the kid just

00:58:13.580 from working out and diet fat kid from goonies you remember that kid yeah chubbs yeah but you

00:58:19.500 chunks chunks you know you look like you look like the other guy in it

00:58:23.980 oh yeah the one in the basement

00:58:26.460 every time i look at you guys i'm like whoa it's like a picasso painting yo we had a whole pdf for

00:58:36.140 this episode no no no no because i do want to ask oh sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry well he's a

00:58:40.460 musician i think we will watch it well that's a day job i'm not i don't call myself a musician

00:58:44.540 No, it's crazy

00:58:46.380 Wait, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

00:58:47.900 You're not taking any of the top off

00:58:49.000 That was nuts

00:58:49.500 No, no, no, no 1.00

00:58:51.780 This guy's crazy 0.99

00:58:52.560 He'll do that sometimes 0.93

00:58:53.720 He'll just give me a different haircut

00:58:54.720 It's like a Russian roulette situation

00:58:58.180 Did you have a controversy?

00:59:00.620 I had many

00:59:01.160 There was one with Miss You

00:59:02.720 The song Miss You

00:59:03.740 I don't ever want to see you

00:59:05.360 But what's the strategy there?

00:59:06.860 Because you had the original song Miss You

00:59:08.200 No, no, the original song was called Jerk

00:59:10.100 No, you just sped it up

00:59:11.360 Okay, so let me share the story

00:59:13.100 Can I say it?

00:59:14.120 i don't know you don't want to hear it i want it i haven't really got a long story short

00:59:18.120 long story short who's talking are we no there's another podcast

00:59:22.420 it's a shared studio it's a shared studio all right you want to know the story yeah 0.95

00:59:26.900 it's kind of a long one do you want to hear oh fuck you got a short version i haven't not really 0.99

00:59:31.720 yo you're yo you dropped your ear no no you dropped your ear 0.99

00:59:36.120 bro that might have been jake's gonna need this for the tyson fight

00:59:39.300 Give him that

00:59:40.460 Am I done?

00:59:46.480 Wait was this

00:59:47.060 No no no

00:59:50.440 Finish me now

00:59:51.440 Nah because you keep moving around 0.99

00:59:53.200 I don't give a shit 1.00

00:59:53.860 Your hair is like a wave 0.99

00:59:55.740 Don't worry about it I'll hold tight

00:59:58.020 Is this supposed to be part of the bit?

00:59:59.900 Why did you have this ear and not use it for the bit?

01:00:02.680 Bro I did not have that ear

01:00:03.660 No but why didn't he cut this off and you were screaming

01:00:06.880 I don't know where the ear came from it was just here

01:00:09.080 it's probably jake's bro yeah he he does have a whole table of ears yeah he has a whole table

01:00:15.460 of ears um because yeah if mike bites it off he's gonna need an extra um all right i'll show

01:00:21.560 the story all right all right so it's good it's actually a juicy story because i haven't really

01:00:24.840 got to talk about it and this was like very complicated legal struggle that went on for a

01:00:29.140 while so the song was originally called jerk i had made it with marshmallow and um sorry what

01:00:35.720 What's that name?

01:00:36.260 Marshmallow.

01:00:37.280 Marshmallow.

01:00:38.400 Okay, so me and him make a song one day

01:00:40.040 at his house.

01:00:41.520 Record it.

01:00:42.700 I'm very proud to say I wrote every lyric,

01:00:44.960 every melody.

01:00:45.620 I produced the song with Marshmallow.

01:00:47.040 So you're saying he did nothing?

01:00:48.600 No, I'm not saying that.

01:00:49.000 That's basically what...

01:00:49.620 Let's be honest.

01:00:50.240 You made the drum beats

01:00:51.060 and we made the beat, the song together.

01:00:52.980 We produced it together.

01:00:54.300 He produced it with me.

01:00:55.960 So we make this song.

01:00:57.900 Can we shut this door, please?

01:00:58.960 I was just gonna text one.

01:00:59.760 This is like insane.

01:01:00.140 Hey, Jorge, Jorge, can you shut this door?

01:01:01.680 It's a shared space.

01:01:02.600 Can you shut this door?

01:01:03.080 Oliver since you did the podcast last time

01:01:05.840 Ad revenue is dramatically down

01:01:07.380 Bro come on

01:01:09.120 I think some of our shorts were some of your biggest shorts

01:01:11.860 You ever had

01:01:12.460 The slime thing went crazy

01:01:15.520 I got 50 million or 100 million

01:01:17.120 Bro you came prepared

01:01:18.220 This time I got nothing

01:01:19.720 He's got something

01:01:22.960 I gotta eat

01:01:23.800 He says he's gotta eat

01:01:26.760 He doesn't even eat

01:01:27.600 Where did he get that from

01:01:29.760 Is that Popeyes and Nesquik

01:01:32.520 You got your own

01:01:34.900 You brought your own ketchup

01:01:35.740 Bro what are you doing

01:01:38.200 Alright I'll tell the story

01:01:39.500 I thought you don't eat

01:01:41.420 I do eat just calculated

01:01:44.080 I just don't eat as much

01:01:46.280 So I haven't eaten breakfast today

01:01:47.520 That's breakfast

01:01:48.280 I love chicken and dude 0.99

01:01:51.920 Puerto Rico's chicken is fucking bomb 0.99

01:01:53.680 Have you tried the prime fried chicken 0.99

01:01:55.380 No is it actually a thing

01:01:57.080 Bro you know there's a bone in that

01:01:58.940 No I know there's a bone

01:02:01.160 I had chicken before 0.99

01:02:02.280 You look insane 0.99

01:02:07.020 Right now 0.99

01:02:07.800 You actually look

01:02:09.340 You're gone dude

01:02:11.120 It's literally over for you dude

01:02:13.680 You look like 0.68

01:02:15.400 You look like a train wreck 0.97

01:02:17.520 Imagine this is me sober

01:02:19.680 Dude that's scary

01:02:21.340 Imagine when I was

01:02:22.320 Cacked out on drugs 0.90

01:02:24.120 You're toasty 0.99

01:02:26.440 That's crazy 0.97

01:02:27.380 Bro it's in your hair

01:02:29.820 You have fried chicken in your head

01:02:32.560 I got hair in my mouth

01:02:35.500 I got chicken in my hair

01:02:39.080 How are you a real person?

01:02:41.800 So let me just tell you this story

01:02:42.620 Because this is really crazy

01:02:43.600 Okay

01:02:44.380 I made you a song with Marshmallow

01:02:47.900 And put it out on my album

01:02:50.440 Ugly is Beautiful

01:02:51.100 Which went gold

01:02:54.160 Commercially successful album

01:02:55.340 Pretty much the only music people like for me

01:02:57.880 And then

01:02:59.200 years later i have a meeting with my label like they told me you got a remix it's going pretty

01:03:07.960 crazy my manager mentions that and i'm like cool what is it and then the label literally says this 0.84

01:03:13.100 they're like don't worry about it i was like the fuck but sometimes they say stuff like this yeah 0.93

01:03:19.520 don't worry about it yeah kind of like dodgy and so i'm like okay i go home and i look up 0.97

01:03:26.900 jerk oliver tree remix and i find this other remix and it's not that big and it has like a couple

01:03:31.220 million views and i'm like okay it's not that impressive maybe that was why they didn't want 0.97

01:03:36.660 to talk about it flash forward about a month later i'm in the bathtub i'm taking a fucking 0.98

01:03:43.240 bathtub at my parents house it's in your nose i'm in the tub right stop laughing this is a serious 0.98

01:03:50.820 sorry i'm sorry so

01:03:53.680 you're looking at me like that man what do you mean it's kind of hard not to i want a 51 50 right

01:04:02.180 now i want you gone i never want to i never want to see you again dude like what i'm in the bathtub

01:04:11.540 right i don't i actually don't like you anymore i don't yeah you guys want some i'm sorry i'm

01:04:18.520 being rude it does look so good have some i'm all right david you see mike mike no i'm okay 0.93

01:04:24.000 please i've gum in my mouth the same i don't give a shit i got hair in my mouth it doesn't 0.95

01:04:29.100 make a difference all right so in my bathtub and i'm on instagram looking at reels and i hear my 0.92

01:04:37.020 remix of my song jerk and it's playing it's crazy and i look at the thing it was like

01:04:42.480 tens of thousands of reshares of this song and i'm like this is crazy it doesn't even say my name on

01:04:47.840 it it doesn't say it's a different title who does it say made it this other artist from germany

01:04:53.300 south star which i didn't know at the time and i was like what the fuck is this my song

01:04:56.820 this is a song that i really spend remix and now my name's not on it um the song title changed i 0.98

01:05:03.720 couldn't even find the remix when i had looked for it so i was like that's crazy this shit's

01:05:07.180 going off and i liked it it sounded great shout out to south star you did a great job so i hit 0.93

01:05:13.740 my manager i'm like yo what's up with this this shit's going crazy it sounds good too

01:05:16.780 and he's like he's like yeah that's the remix that they were talking about oh and then basically 0.90

01:05:24.420 i'm sorry i'm getting my cholesterol building up so i hit him up and he's like hey we're gonna 0.95

01:05:34.960 we're sending you the official remix soon he's on authentic dude there's no fucking there's no 1.00

01:05:39.860 Don't get started with that shit, bro 1.00

01:05:41.760 I don't endorse that kind of shit 1.00

01:05:43.460 I endorse people to learn how to love themselves 1.00

01:05:45.660 I have to love myself looking out the mirror

01:05:48.460 Every day

01:05:49.260 And bro

01:05:52.800 I know I look this way, but no surgery, bro

01:05:55.380 No surgery, no

01:05:56.800 You're all natural

01:05:58.180 Straight up

01:06:01.080 I don't even use shampoo 0.98

01:06:02.160 I don't even fucking wash my hair anymore 0.97

01:06:04.800 I would advise not to bring my psoriasis 0.98

01:06:07.340 so funny

01:06:10.040 sirizes and you eating that chicken together 0.98

01:06:12.720 is disgusting bro 0.99

01:06:13.980 so I hit my manager 0.91

01:06:16.880 I'm like what's up with this remix

01:06:17.960 and he's like well

01:06:19.100 we're putting out the official version

01:06:21.580 getting a re-release

01:06:23.060 and it's going to come out

01:06:24.780 in brother's hair in the chicken

01:06:26.920 is it yours?

01:06:29.220 I don't like the whole thing

01:06:30.680 otherwise it's someone else's

01:06:33.340 and that's spicy brother 0.99

01:06:34.920 Oh, it might be a Puerto Rican puke, bro. 1.00

01:06:37.840 It might be a Puerto Rican Latino puke, bro. 1.00

01:06:41.560 This Popeye's fucks, though, no? 1.00

01:06:42.640 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:06:43.700 You want some?

01:06:44.280 I'm all right.

01:06:44.920 You too?

01:06:45.380 Yeah, positive.

01:06:45.920 Thank you.

01:06:46.460 We have gum in our mouth.

01:06:48.600 All right.

01:06:49.020 So let me speed this up, because this is obviously taking me a while.

01:06:52.220 So I'm getting some stancho.

01:06:54.240 Are you serious?

01:06:59.200 Let me just say this.

01:07:00.040 What is that?

01:07:00.940 What are you putting on that chicken?

01:07:02.500 Barbecue sauce.

01:07:03.560 Wait, why does it look like ketchup?

01:07:04.920 It might be ketchup

01:07:06.260 But it looks like barbecue sauce

01:07:10.700 When you spray it

01:07:11.980 I couldn't read it, it was in Spanish

01:07:16.460 What did you just say to me?

01:07:19.060 I couldn't read it

01:07:20.200 It was in Spanish

01:07:21.620 Let me see what the front says

01:07:23.740 Be careful, it's all over the bottle

01:07:25.820 That bottle is disgusting

01:07:27.780 I'll take it back

01:07:28.540 Did you rip the label off the front?

01:07:31.840 No free brand needles

01:07:33.640 I wasn't getting paid

01:07:35.080 Yo hold up

01:07:36.000 Give me that ketchup

01:07:38.100 Barbecue bottle

01:07:39.160 I just tried to 1.00

01:07:41.280 Fucking hit you 1.00

01:07:41.920 And you said ew 1.00

01:07:42.660 I know but this is

01:07:43.520 Getting serious

01:07:44.280 Wait wait wait 0.84

01:07:45.900 It's disgusting

01:07:47.340 There's absolutely

01:07:48.900 No way you did that

01:07:50.440 Bro it's covered

01:07:51.520 Did you rip the label off

01:07:53.020 Yes I did

01:07:53.800 Why

01:07:54.700 Bro I'm not getting paid

01:07:56.140 To endorse the Texas

01:07:57.140 I shouldn't even have said it

01:07:58.320 Are you being

01:07:58.860 Are you being paid

01:07:59.700 To endorse Popeyes

01:08:01.020 Yeah

01:08:02.500 not yet dude dude

01:08:05.120 where did you get this

01:08:07.860 I don't think they do know where to find you

01:08:09.500 I brought it from 0.97

01:08:12.620 bro this is disgusting

01:08:15.220 there's hairs

01:08:16.720 put it on the shelf

01:08:18.380 I'm not done

01:08:19.560 alright let me make this story quick

01:08:22.340 the paper towels

01:08:24.300 oh I didn't know they were that close

01:08:27.320 alright let me make this story quick

01:08:30.260 so

01:08:30.480 the song is getting a re-release the label sends it to me for approval it has initials on it and 0.94

01:08:36.700 then it says the song miss the title miss you and i'm like whoa what the fuck is this song's called 0.98

01:08:41.380 jerk it's a remix of my song jerk can we change the title and then we're good to release it 0.98

01:08:45.500 and then they said no the song's already so big it's already like a huge smash in germany which

01:08:51.260 is where south star is from and they said um it can't be changed and i was like whatever that's

01:08:56.660 not that big of a deal i didn't even know who south star was or where this song was from but

01:09:01.300 they just said it's big in germany so i'm like okay whatever you know it gets uploaded to my 0.95

01:09:07.460 youtube account just like a title card just blank image there is so much hair in this fucking 0.95

01:09:12.760 chicken bro you would not believe it it is good protein though so i i'm not gonna try to shy away 0.98

01:09:17.440 it's good for you the the youtube video goes up what's the world mike sorry you're a grown-ass

01:09:26.300 man dude it's not pull it together it's not that it's what happened to you with this song the story

01:09:31.220 is making me feel terrible yeah right i didn't even get to the good part all right so it comes

01:09:36.040 out and the comments are just flooded with you stole this song you stole this song i'm like 0.98

01:09:40.080 fuck do you mean this is literally a remix of my song i wrote the fucking lyrics and the melodies 0.99

01:09:45.380 which that's a huge statement to say who sang the lyrics me it's just been pitched up okay you know 0.99

01:09:51.160 how many artists sing other people's songs that other huge teams of people wrote them and they're 0.69

01:09:56.860 telling me i stole a fucking song that i put my heart and soul into writing the lyric that's what 0.90

01:10:01.080 people connect with you're singing the lyrics to me you said the lyrics in a joke a second ago 0.98

01:10:04.480 yep that's a huge part without those lyrics the song is not what it is that's like literally what

01:10:09.780 people sing and the melody is what gets caught in your head so long story short people are telling

01:10:13.800 me i stole something that i had wrote with my own heartbreak and my own problems in life and so it's

01:10:18.840 like crazy for me to be like you're saying i stole a song when you got all these people singing

01:10:22.700 other people's songs so let me make this clear so it comes out and i see these people stealing 0.96

01:10:27.540 songs and i'm like what the fuck is this i call my manager i say what do you mean they stole the 0.58

01:10:31.900 song let's take this down i don't know what's going on but i don't like this i don't want to 0.97

01:10:34.680 be a part of this so then the song like talking to my manager he talked to the label he said

01:10:39.240 hey we're figuring this out right now sorry that one wanted to escape

01:10:44.000 said that the song i smell it i smell it what is going on here why are you making that face

01:10:52.780 what face it's hard to take you serious with that face what face you look mad i'm not mad

01:10:58.480 just his face

01:10:59.180 mike you want some here no no okay here i'll take that thanks

01:11:10.660 You have a backup sandwich

01:11:21.640 Are you serious right now

01:11:24.140 What I didn't have breakfast

01:11:25.580 Can you make this story short

01:11:28.580 Would someone on Ozempic eat like this

01:11:30.660 It's not

01:11:32.820 He really did

01:11:33.820 He just had the title defense right there

01:11:36.160 That was a good one 1.00

01:11:37.080 We can't accuse you of shit 1.00

01:11:40.140 You cleared Adderall, Ozympic, and Crack 1.00

01:11:43.060 With that bite right there

01:11:44.040 What about high cholesterol?

01:11:46.200 No, you got that for sure

01:11:47.560 Can I just ask one question?

01:11:49.980 So what you're saying is

01:11:51.140 Someone took your IP, your product

01:11:55.220 And they sped it up

01:11:57.240 And they got the glory by speeding it up

01:12:00.540 Let me ask you a question

01:12:01.460 You're a runner, right?

01:12:03.740 So you started off running this race

01:12:06.000 Someone ran it better than you

01:12:08.420 And faster 0.98

01:12:09.100 and they took the glory so what are you mad about you're just a sore loser i'm not mad about anything 0.97

01:12:13.400 let me let me break this down there's paper on my hands i eat it maybe next time maybe next time 0.91

01:12:18.740 be faster check this out so speed up your own voice in in like you're doing it again someone's

01:12:25.180 gonna tell this story tomorrow faster and it's gonna get more views you're doing it all over

01:12:30.680 whatever you never had anything that's successful in your entire life and i'm trying to share a 0.98

01:12:34.220 very intimate moment and you're being a fucking dick about it all right so this song by the way 0.97

01:12:39.680 it has like three billion views put that in perspective bigger than any little what what 1.00

01:12:44.600 exactly do you do you do fucking hamburger reviews and write off logan's fucking dick 0.99

01:12:50.960 both of those things yes yes all right just keep it down to the essentials mike 1.00

01:12:58.400 Go, come on

01:13:01.000 Explain the song that you stole from that guy in Germany, bro

01:13:05.240 Tell us

01:13:06.140 He stole from me and then my label stole that

01:13:07.900 Alright, he didn't do anything

01:13:08.980 He's an amazing artist

01:13:09.860 This is so good

01:13:12.760 Those sandwiches are so good

01:13:14.920 Yeah, those

01:13:15.440 No, no, no, I don't want to

01:13:16.920 Please, dude, it's a formality

01:13:18.760 I'm gonna feel disrespected

01:13:20.480 I'm on Ozempic

01:13:21.920 You can get me

01:13:23.480 I'm just kidding, I'm fat 0.95

01:13:24.700 I'm fat, dude 0.81

01:13:25.520 I'm gonna make this short and sweet

01:13:26.880 so the kid basically what happened was his label the song was getting so big now it's officially

01:13:36.880 a remix which means that my label can take all of the money from it music breaks into two parts

01:13:41.240 for those of you at home who don't know this it breaks into the recording and the writing so the

01:13:46.020 masters is the recording and the publishing is the writing so a record label doesn't collect

01:13:51.340 typically any of the writing the publishing they're just involved with the business of the

01:13:55.820 recordings so what happened was i as the guy who wrote the lyrics in the song i was still getting

01:14:01.780 me and marshmallow still had all the publishing because if you take like let's say another famous

01:14:05.460 song and then re put it into your work make an interpolation like where it sounds like it or

01:14:10.160 you make a cover of it or use some of it you're basically giving all the songwriting to the

01:14:14.200 original people because that's just how otherwise they because they get to decide hey this is like

01:14:17.620 a song like um eyesight's baby or like i can ride a bike with no handlebars for example something

01:14:22.740 like that i don't know that one is there a problem with that no no what's this i'll we'll get to the

01:14:31.340 story later so maybe we won't the whole podcast is gonna be me telling this story

01:14:39.660 but it's a good one yeah all right so let me just put this in perspective i told you master's

01:14:46.540 recording and writing so i already had all the publishing i would make and with the label they

01:14:50.780 give me a set amount of money that's a cap that's not much and they basically say hey here's where

01:14:56.120 you get paid per album if i sell a million copies or sell no copies i don't really see any difference

01:15:01.020 because i make expensive music videos i owe them tens of millions of dollars still based on the

01:15:05.440 way that the deals are structured because it's set up for me to make i have to pay seven dollars

01:15:08.980 back to pay back one dollar so if i take a million i got to pay back basically seven million you could

01:15:13.640 say it's a little bit less but it's somewhere in this ballpark so long story short i have no dog

01:15:17.500 in this fight the label is the only one who has something to gain i already have the publishing

01:15:21.560 which publishing is a big deal for me but the song was already going off i already owned the

01:15:25.900 writing of the song so that was not going to affect me whether the song on the master side

01:15:29.580 made more money or not i had no dog in this fight is what i'm trying to explain it was purely the

01:15:34.060 labels thing so this is something what i got caught up and so did this other artist in this

01:15:37.580 war between two major labels there's only really three major labels so between two of them they

01:15:43.040 were in they're always they're all battling each other always excuse me and um long story short

01:15:49.640 bro you you blew past that possibility along like literally 25 minutes ago there's no way you can

01:15:58.900 wait okay you can fit that label for this story the label has hired someone else to recreate the

01:16:05.880 beat what happened was the kid his label was like there my label came after his label and said hey

01:16:11.940 this is our song we own the the vocal which has been used we own masters as a remix we collect 0.98

01:16:17.840 all this money basically and this is our success and then the other label said no fuck that we'll 0.67

01:16:24.560 just have someone re-sing your vocal now we own the germans yeah yeah they're in germany as well 0.82

01:16:30.820 bro i mean well they sang it in english all right hear me out so this is what happened the song

01:16:36.200 went from a remix to then overnight after it had already become a huge smash success it went and

01:16:40.900 turned into a cover of my song so what happened was the version that was viral on tiktok and all

01:16:45.380 these things that was with my vocal it wasn't actually the covered vocal with the girl singing

01:16:49.780 that happened later where they had to but like there was all these versions that were viral which

01:16:53.320 had my vocal on his beat and what my label did essentially was said we're gonna you guys are

01:16:57.340 gonna cut us out of the singing we're gonna cut you out of the beat so they had hired someone else

01:17:02.100 to recreate the beat so now you have two people battling each other which have found gray loopholes

01:17:07.220 which hasn't been really exploited this is kind of like unexplored territory in the music industry

01:17:10.940 and basically what happened was everyone's like oliver you stole this song how could you i'm like

01:17:16.000 i have nothing to do with this and i kept asking the label i'm like i want to take this down i 0.97

01:17:19.940 don't want to be fucking hated for this stupidest fucking thing ever i like this is not doing 0.99

01:17:24.040 anything good for me it's just making me look like some kind of asshole and they're like it's 1.00

01:17:27.840 all being taken care of it's all being worked on it's all good classic label talk and then basically 0.92

01:17:34.240 every week i hit him up i asked what's going on i talked to my manager he's like it's being

01:17:38.520 resolved and then at one point they're like okay it's finally resolved so i'm in germany at this

01:17:42.660 point i'm playing a show in berlin i'm like yo like shout out south star like to make this this

01:17:48.760 amazing version of the song and um and now it's been resolved when you guys buy his version of

01:17:55.820 the song i make money and when you buy my version he makes money and then the next day he like posts

01:18:00.340 he's like he's a liar Bob I was like whoa what the it's he's like this isn't resolved yet

01:18:05.120 so someone had already my information was continuously being like incorrect so me and 0.79

01:18:10.280 the kid hopped on the phone he apologized for stealing my song and I apologized for stealing 0.99

01:18:14.100 his how we both were like this is crazy he's like I don't want to change the fucking girl 0.91

01:18:18.960 singer from your voice the label made me do that and I was like I didn't even want this version to 0.96

01:18:22.460 come out and once it's out you can't be like take down this song it's making you guys millions of 1.00

01:18:26.880 It's out of your fucking hands 1.00

01:18:28.220 They're like 1.00

01:18:28.980 This is our machines running

01:18:30.200 This is what they do

01:18:31.100 Wait so the one with

01:18:31.940 600 million plays

01:18:33.040 On Spotify

01:18:33.540 Under your name

01:18:35.280 On

01:18:35.500 Someone else remade the beat

01:18:36.760 Yes

01:18:37.060 But the kid does make money

01:18:37.680 But is that you on the lyrics?

01:18:38.980 I wrote all the lyrics

01:18:39.660 All the melodies

01:18:40.100 And everyone's like

01:18:40.500 He stole this song

01:18:41.360 If I played it right now

01:18:42.360 I'd get copyright takedown

01:18:43.880 For sure

01:18:44.240 You could get Warner

01:18:45.040 MG

01:18:46.000 We can get you sorted

01:18:46.820 It'll just take a couple hours

01:18:48.380 To whitelist it

01:18:49.000 Couple hours?

01:18:50.420 Yeah

01:18:50.620 They're good with it

01:18:51.560 No they're not

01:18:52.540 You could not

01:18:53.720 You could not get it

01:18:54.500 You wouldn't get it

01:18:55.240 Whitelisted for 30

01:18:56.480 I don't think so

01:18:57.140 I did it on H3 podcast

01:18:58.500 Did you?

01:18:59.560 I feel like it would take forever

01:19:00.640 Who's podcast?

01:19:01.800 H3

01:19:02.200 Number one podcast in the world

01:19:03.460 Alright let me move on

01:19:05.900 Anyways I've been severely hated 1.00

01:19:08.060 For this fucking thing 0.99

01:19:08.880 I had no play 0.99

01:19:10.000 I feel like people hate you

01:19:10.980 For like so many other reasons as well

01:19:12.660 That's true

01:19:13.080 Same with you

01:19:13.720 We can get into that

01:19:16.260 Also I dated an artist

01:19:18.040 And her fans

01:19:19.400 Created the most crazy

01:19:21.340 Smear campaign on my life

01:19:23.400 Smear campaign?

01:19:23.940 What would they say about you?

01:19:25.460 Literally everything

01:19:26.080 you can ever imagine

01:19:26.740 whatever you can say

01:19:28.940 Oliver Tree smells

01:19:29.680 Oliver Tree's an arsonist

01:19:31.420 arsonist

01:19:32.100 literally anything

01:19:32.780 you could say that's bad about someone

01:19:33.660 did you say arsenic

01:19:34.740 or did you say arsonist

01:19:35.720 arsonist burns down

01:19:36.780 is there any truth to that

01:19:38.720 you'd look like an arsonist

01:19:40.580 oh my god 0.95

01:19:41.500 let me just say this though

01:19:42.380 and then

01:19:42.820 wait

01:19:43.040 like pyro tech

01:19:44.040 fireworks

01:19:44.540 can I say this is a really serious thing 0.98

01:19:45.700 I fucked my life up 0.97

01:19:46.620 and then she asked her fans 0.99

01:19:47.580 hey guys

01:19:48.040 we ended on

01:19:48.720 mutual terms

01:19:50.520 we're in good terms now

01:19:52.000 it ended mutually

01:19:53.060 please

01:19:53.820 like leave him alone

01:19:54.860 stop spreading false information and what did that do it just sent the floodgates open now

01:19:59.320 they're sending me death threats and even more like it just opened it up oh like reverse psychology

01:20:03.660 whatever they just came after me crazy after that and then it kind of died down it goes crazy and

01:20:08.500 then it fizzles out for a bit who was the artist was it billy eilish no i'm not gonna say names

01:20:12.680 of people i don't this is you dated billy eilish i'm not gonna say was it drake was it who's the 0.76

01:20:18.040 artist the girl but you dated it was p diddy was it p diddy no diddy oh shit dude no diddy

01:20:25.860 fucking anyways album i think you're like basically a year ago and then her fans were like 0.98

01:20:32.360 went crazy they expected it was all about me and that i was this horrible person 0.98

01:20:36.800 there was like some recording in the song like that's him yelling at her recordings of it and

01:20:41.340 she like was like commented back like hey it's not him in the song you guys are just making stuff up

01:20:45.820 Just again, please leave him alone

01:20:47.660 Was it Miley Cyrus?

01:20:49.220 More death threats

01:20:50.040 Phoebe Bridgers

01:20:51.260 Miley Cyrus it was

01:20:52.200 I feel like if you and Miley Cyrus met

01:20:54.640 You'd be like Bonnie and Clyde

01:20:55.820 Wait, was it James Charles?

01:20:57.060 Because he just put out a new song

01:20:58.980 It was JoJo Siwa

01:21:00.220 Was it Siwa?

01:21:01.600 It was

01:21:02.020 No way

01:21:02.780 Anyways 0.98

01:21:03.740 These kind of things just fuck you up so much 0.98

01:21:06.380 I just got off the internet 0.95

01:21:07.260 I was like, this is so unhealthy

01:21:08.520 It's so unhealthy

01:21:09.620 It's so gnarly

01:21:10.500 I mean, I don't even know how you do it

01:21:12.680 Do what?

01:21:13.440 You

01:21:13.660 Do what?

01:21:14.560 Sociopath 1.00

01:21:14.920 deal with the shit deal with what the hatred what hatred there's no hatred i love this mindset and 0.99

01:21:20.720 this is why you're winning always my man genius also i texted you too when that the the fight 0.99

01:21:28.340 happened and you were getting so much from that one guy yeah my heart felt so much for you i was

01:21:33.540 like oh my god and i knew that you were like how much it hurt you but and how much it hurt nina and

01:21:38.360 it was so unfortunate but ultimately this controversy stuff it sells it makes the thing 0.56

01:21:43.860 the fight was the biggest you were and ksi is a fucking legend and i consider him someone i look

01:21:48.860 up to and a brother and someone so special your fight might have been more anticipated because of 0.94

01:21:55.260 the build-up to it you know what i think i think it definitely was for sure we could say that for

01:21:59.320 sure so what i'm saying is controversy sells you know what i mean and sometimes i usually use i

01:22:04.500 manufacture it typically to try to sell stuff but when it's turned against you it can be very

01:22:07.900 damaging you know and it's like i my my song life goes on like that song had controversy as well

01:22:13.340 which was one of my biggest songs as well.

01:22:14.740 And my friend and me had a falling out over that song

01:22:16.760 and we didn't release it for eight years.

01:22:19.180 And then we got Good Terms,

01:22:20.700 my friend Getter who helped make it.

01:22:21.900 And I put that message, that story out

01:22:24.220 because I was like, yeah.

01:22:25.540 Getter, the guy who was on Vine?

01:22:27.280 Like he made Vine?

01:22:27.920 Yes, dude, me and him.

01:22:29.160 He got, him and Nicoletti, the Sud dudes,

01:22:31.140 got me going.

01:22:32.400 No way.

01:22:32.960 Shouts out to him.

01:22:33.840 And also he showed me how to produce.

01:22:35.300 I showed him how to DJ

01:22:36.120 and he was at the Origins for me.

01:22:38.500 So, and now he goes by Tara Reid.

01:22:40.180 He's a rapper and producer.

01:22:41.360 so he's totally on a different trajectory now

01:22:43.380 but long story short

01:22:44.280 we should put a clicker of how many times

01:22:47.300 we have to drink, take a shot each time

01:22:49.380 anyways, that's

01:22:51.440 when I like manufactured that a bit

01:22:53.000 that happened, but then I was the one being like

01:22:55.000 yeah, this is what happened and that helped promote the song

01:22:57.420 or make a thing about onions or whatever 0.97

01:22:59.280 you know what I said on the bullshit school 0.98

01:23:00.680 are you feeling alright though, mentally? 0.98

01:23:02.740 I've never been better, so that's the beauty of it

01:23:05.120 so, one sec, I need to grab it

01:23:07.300 look at the couch

01:23:09.960 Look at the couch

01:23:11.620 Who wants donuts?

01:23:14.240 No way 0.99

01:23:14.960 That's not fucking way dude 0.99

01:23:16.220 That's not possible bro 0.99

01:23:17.440 No way 0.98

01:23:18.240 That's not fucking possible 0.98

01:23:19.280 You actually got donuts 0.97

01:23:21.100 And guess what?

01:23:22.860 Wait there's more 0.99

01:23:24.040 Fucking good dude 0.99

01:23:27.760 Brought some of this from the place 0.99

01:23:29.040 Cause I know you can't get it out here

01:23:31.000 Nesquik chocolate syrup?

01:23:32.780 Is that true?

01:23:33.340 Can you not get it out here?

01:23:33.980 You can't get it out here

01:23:34.720 It's banned

01:23:35.160 It's some kind of

01:23:36.380 It's the embargo apparently

01:23:37.660 also zoom into these donuts show show the donuts hold them up a little bit more i had uh hold them 0.99

01:23:45.180 up to camera a little bit tilt them tilt the box i'm not being paid for this fucking thing 0.71

01:23:48.860 in fact i'm not getting paid for any of this i flew out on my own time paid for the hotels i'm 0.94

01:23:54.180 waiting for reimbursement i don't want to say people are gonna you're not at the double tree

01:23:58.340 you're not at the ritz oh you're at the double tree classic that's good oliver thanks is that

01:24:03.200 I had eight. I had eight donuts the other night. Okay. And you're gonna have eight more today. No, it's too much

01:24:09.380 What are we gonna eat? That was after dinner and a dessert

01:24:13.400 Bro the fresh with the mic. Are you even here anymore? Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, you you are insane human Oliver

01:24:19.920 Can I feel fucking mom is a cream to get in here in my mouth. Don't crazy 1.00

01:24:24.400 bro 1.00

01:24:27.600 are you how's your mental how are you mentally let me get you that 0.98

01:24:33.740 bro that's insane there's barbecue sauce and all kinds of syrup so mentally i've stopped i got off 0.96

01:24:44.480 the internet it had such devastating effect on my life i was like this is so unhealthy

01:24:49.520 Yeah cause you're a beacon of health

01:24:54.080 Aren't you 1.00

01:24:54.560 You sick fuck 1.00

01:24:56.120 I was like it's time to get healthy 1.00

01:24:58.060 Sadistic

01:24:59.200 I was screaming these ones too

01:25:01.340 That's you know it's crazy

01:25:02.540 Oliver

01:25:03.560 Do you and Bobby Lee still have beef

01:25:05.520 Don't say that in your memory

01:25:08.480 Bobby Lee 1.00

01:25:09.900 Is a fucking legend 0.99

01:25:11.360 But I don't respect him 0.99

01:25:13.720 How come

01:25:14.660 Without falling out

01:25:17.220 What happened

01:25:19.260 I went on his little

01:25:21.600 Rinky Ink podcast

01:25:22.580 Which one?

01:25:23.320 He's got six

01:25:23.980 All of them

01:25:25.480 I went on at least three of them

01:25:28.020 I don't know

01:25:28.600 I did a lot

01:25:30.260 I can't look at him, bro

01:25:32.020 He just looks insane

01:25:33.400 I think I might have had something to do with

01:25:34.680 Breaking up of his relationship

01:25:36.420 Because I was

01:25:38.160 With Kalilah?

01:25:39.520 Yeah

01:25:39.760 Did you actually?

01:25:42.000 I think so

01:25:42.840 She's great

01:25:44.260 She's awesome

01:25:44.760 I just did

01:25:45.200 Way cooler than him

01:25:46.060 I just did four out of the six shows last week

01:25:47.880 You know what?

01:25:48.320 It really was the last straw for me

01:25:50.300 Oh I spit a sprinkle on the thing

01:25:52.440 There's so much hair in the sprinkle and stuff on the mic

01:25:54.900 Got a close up of that

01:25:56.560 Never seen anything like it

01:25:58.200 Yo this is who he looks like right now

01:26:00.020 Look

01:26:00.320 He's back bro

01:26:04.660 Can you see how easy it was for me to get back

01:26:08.060 Yeah you literally somehow

01:26:09.660 Went back to this on this episode 0.99

01:26:11.720 Like what the fuck 0.98

01:26:13.980 Bobby Lee you know he was supposed to 0.99

01:26:15.380 I was trying to get him to open up for me at Red Rocks

01:26:18.300 And open up for you how?

01:26:20.300 Open up what? Banjo?

01:26:21.300 Yeah, open up how? He does a comedy act?

01:26:23.300 He does a comedy act and then you come out?

01:26:25.300 You sure you don't want one?

01:26:26.300 Yeah, pretty sure, man.

01:26:27.300 Alright.

01:26:28.300 Did he sign the waiver for the show?

01:26:31.300 No, Andy didn't sign their waiver for the wrestling.

01:26:34.300 I'm not signing either until Jeremiah Jeffries here in person.

01:26:37.300 He's an actual liability.

01:26:38.300 I feel like he actually would sue me.

01:26:40.300 What if he goes into anaphylactic shock?

01:26:42.300 Can we talk about what's happening today?

01:26:44.300 No, no, no. Tell me more about Bobby.

01:26:45.300 Bobby Lee...

01:26:47.300 he fell off

01:26:48.760 I love Bobby Lee

01:26:53.400 he's great

01:26:54.000 oh the last time I saw him

01:26:55.520 Los Angeles

01:26:56.440 and I was walking with my parents

01:26:58.540 and I see this literally

01:26:59.660 a homeless woman

01:27:00.380 sitting on the sidewalk

01:27:01.220 and I look over and I'm like

01:27:02.260 Bobby Lee?

01:27:04.400 and he was there

01:27:05.280 it was Bobby Lee

01:27:07.040 sitting there

01:27:07.580 why?

01:27:08.200 what was he doing?

01:27:09.040 he was like

01:27:09.520 I'm at a party

01:27:10.320 it was dumbfounded's birthday

01:27:12.700 okay yeah yeah

01:27:13.540 and he was out

01:27:14.380 I was at Nobu

01:27:16.440 With the rents

01:27:17.640 LA style

01:27:18.460 So I can speak

01:27:19.140 Your guys lingo

01:27:19.760 Well he lives here now

01:27:21.000 It's just me

01:27:21.580 Okay

01:27:23.340 Influencer style

01:27:24.560 You were at

01:27:25.620 Nobu Malibu

01:27:26.180 With your family

01:27:26.660 Nope

01:27:26.980 No you were at

01:27:27.980 Nobu on La Cienega 0.99

01:27:29.120 You loser 0.99

01:27:29.700 My parents car 1.00

01:27:30.740 Got broken into

01:27:31.660 That car

01:27:32.340 My dad's art books

01:27:33.620 Got stolen

01:27:34.180 Yeah that's what happens

01:27:35.020 On La Cienega dude

01:27:36.020 That's why you gotta go

01:27:36.600 To Malibu

01:27:36.860 And Bobby Lee

01:27:37.420 Was sitting on the sidewalk

01:27:38.360 Like he had seen

01:27:39.340 Something really dark

01:27:40.280 And I was like

01:27:41.300 What's up

01:27:41.780 And then I gave him a hug

01:27:42.900 Told him I loved him

01:27:43.700 And never saw him again

01:27:44.520 Do you know what

01:27:45.240 National

01:27:45.460 I don't like two weeks ago.

01:27:46.400 Do you know what nationality is?

01:27:48.300 No.

01:27:49.060 What would you guess?

01:27:50.140 I don't want to play that game.

01:27:51.260 No, just take a game.

01:27:52.040 Bro, I'm already going to get cancer for being involved with this.

01:27:54.520 You're not going to get cancer, bro.

01:27:57.060 What's your guess?

01:27:57.820 Come on. 0.84

01:27:58.360 Throw an Asian out.

01:27:59.240 Bro, there's Nutella Asian.

01:28:00.220 Throw an Asian out right now.

01:28:02.200 There's a... 1.00

01:28:03.100 Throw out a fucking... 1.00

01:28:03.940 There's Nutella. 1.00

01:28:04.260 Throw out an Asian.

01:28:07.160 Portuguese?

01:28:07.880 Yeah, you got it.

01:28:09.060 You got it, bro.

01:28:10.080 Nice.

01:28:10.900 Bro, why...

01:28:11.580 I can't be the only one eating.

01:28:12.500 It makes me look just so bad.

01:28:13.040 Yo, let me ask you one last question about Bobby Lee.

01:28:14.900 what about him so on his show he told me that he thinks that in the event of a nuclear uh uh

01:28:21.680 apocalypse in los angeles if he were blind he would be able to make his way from his house to

01:28:28.060 five guys which is one mile from his home do you think do you think he would be able to pull that

01:28:34.160 off of course he's bobby lee someone would help him there if he couldn't no there's everyone's

01:28:38.960 dead cockroach perhaps nuclear cockroach yeah what's he gonna get if i he's gonna go in the

01:28:44.480 kitchen as a as a blind man and make the burger no he just has to get there and tag the door

01:28:48.600 okay i think he's fine i can't believe you broke up him and colila that was a good that was a good 0.73

01:28:53.440 relationship we fucked it up honestly well if you watch the tiger belly episodes there was a lot of 0.51

01:29:00.000 sexual tension between me and bobby you've never have you ever been have you ever been invited on 0.99

01:29:04.960 trash tuesday trash tuesday i'm not familiar what is it it's her show oh wow guess there wasn't i 0.93

01:29:10.480 I did the other one, too, though. 0.65

01:29:11.780 Bad Friends with Andrew Santino.

01:29:13.400 Great show.

01:29:13.780 Great show.

01:29:14.380 Got the worst response I ever have for anything.

01:29:16.940 They beat you up?

01:29:17.560 I kicked Bobby off his own show, and they love Bobby.

01:29:20.200 And then I kicked Andrew out.

01:29:22.360 It was like musical chairs.

01:29:23.540 Were they mad that you kicked Andrew out or just mad that you kicked Bobby out?

01:29:25.840 Just Bobby.

01:29:27.000 I didn't kick Andrew out.

01:29:28.180 He's too sweet of a guy.

01:29:30.100 But, yeah, it didn't go well.

01:29:31.660 Can I?

01:29:32.260 Well, no, I was going to say.

01:29:33.300 Yeah, go ahead.

01:29:33.640 I play the heel a lot, and I know that you play the heel a lot, too.

01:29:37.080 He's not playing.

01:29:38.320 What?

01:29:38.660 He's not playing.

01:29:40.480 he's not playing i know the real guy is a sweetheart no big teddy bear optimistic dreamer

01:29:46.400 last night he told me of a dream what was it preserve humanity to a museum

01:29:50.740 yes this is true he's like and he said i could be buried in the tomb at the center with him and

01:30:00.260 no i didn't i'm gonna have a part of the museum because i'm thinking of my own museum you can

01:30:05.040 have your own way it's basically a foundation for baby geniuses which i'm starting while

01:30:10.380 i'm alive but i'm hoping you look like a baby listen when he gets when he gets on his elon 0.99

01:30:14.980 shit you know what if you want to do that i'm down to like believe it because you are a smart 0.99

01:30:19.660 person you need a scientific breakthrough in the next year one in the next year you need a 1.00

01:30:24.860 scientific breakthrough you guys want some water no bro what just stop just give it up bro yeah

01:30:31.140 give it up you gotta stop you gotta stop back to the mental state no no it's over the baby's not

01:30:38.500 gonna have no i want to keep it up there will be no oh wait let's get this straight i'm the only 0.87

01:30:43.680 person in this room who knows the baby's gender so let's not fucking start yeah is that actually

01:30:47.860 true yeah that is actually true and also don't logan you don't know this don't say it but i am 0.88

01:30:52.580 gonna be revealing it right here on the podcast stop stop stop stop no you can't yes i can bro

01:30:58.280 you can't guess what i can no please don't yes i can please don't guess what every secret has a

01:31:05.920 price and logan for the right price i'm willing to keep my mouth shut what how much we'll talk

01:31:13.200 after i want somebody at the casino last night you did you wouldn't know because you weren't 1.00

01:31:16.780 there with us yeah because you made me uber home you fucking dick he's like there's not enough room 0.99

01:31:21.420 no i didn't no i didn't he's like oh oliver you're good to go i was like yeah i'll call uber he's 1.00

01:31:26.540 like all right cool is it working i was like yeah 25 minutes he's like cool no you said eight you

01:31:30.740 said eight i said yeah at that point it was eight because i'd already been through the rigmarole

01:31:34.760 Trying to figure my way out in the middle of the darkness

01:31:37.400 Wait, you guys had a night out last night?

01:31:40.580 No, he had a night out

01:31:41.820 I was more of a chaperone

01:31:43.360 Went to the casino

01:31:44.440 I put the max bet on red

01:31:47.560 1-12

01:31:49.040 1-18

01:31:50.340 Odd

01:31:51.380 And a number

01:31:52.720 And I hit all of them

01:31:53.840 In the same roll

01:31:54.920 What was it, red 7?

01:31:56.060 Red 7

01:31:56.560 How sick

01:31:58.460 It sounds like you guys had a good time

01:32:00.400 I can't remember the last time that you came out with me or Evan

01:32:03.160 I know, that's why

01:32:04.020 We gotta go

01:32:07.720 We actually have to go

01:32:08.540 Yeah you can have that board 8 pillow

01:32:10.660 Well it's a big blur right now

01:32:13.080 What happened with the whole NFT thing

01:32:14.560 I've been off the internet

01:32:16.540 What ended up happening with all that

01:32:18.580 Yeah let's get into it

01:32:19.480 Let's get into it 1.00

01:32:21.900 I'm a fucking idiot 1.00

01:32:24.480 Dude I spent 1.00

01:32:25.560 635,000

01:32:27.900 You love throwing these now

01:32:28.900 457,000 for my dinosaur bones

01:32:32.620 It's only 3% concrete

01:32:34.460 Wait, go on

01:32:36.840 I want to hear

01:32:37.640 So you've lost how much money?

01:32:38.820 Bro, what is your problem?

01:32:40.220 I want the money to keep the secret 0.99

01:32:41.600 Get that phone away from a disgusting face 0.99

01:32:43.860 Bro, I'll say it 0.99

01:32:44.880 How much would you be willing to pay me to keep this secret?

01:32:48.900 40 bucks

01:32:49.460 How about this?

01:32:50.120 40 bucks

01:32:50.540 I'm not going to pay you anything

01:32:51.940 I'll take the dinosaur

01:32:52.640 No, I'm not giving you a dinosaur

01:32:54.540 Oh, the dinosaur tooth

01:32:55.940 The raptor tooth

01:32:56.740 It's a T-Rex tooth

01:32:58.060 I'll take that for sure

01:32:59.080 No

01:32:59.360 If you

01:33:01.280 What about the big

01:33:02.180 gun they have in the hallway can't have the gun what about one of the okay what about the golf

01:33:07.060 cart no you can't have anything i'm not giving you anything if you golf cart uh the escalade

01:33:12.060 golf cart no i heard it doesn't work i'll take that no that's fair good not if you don't say 0.96

01:33:17.620 anything about the gender and don't spoil it i will actually murder you uh that's not selling 0.91

01:33:23.460 think about no think about think about you think about continuing you're selling it i ain't buying 0.99

01:33:28.140 it you could continue living i live a great life and no that's what i'm saying and you want to

01:33:33.440 keep living right no but let me say this make a long story the baby is a how much money logan paul 0.99

01:33:47.120 bro come on no how much is your life worth my life no because if you say oliver i'll kill you 0.99

01:33:52.580 And if I don't say it 1.00

01:33:55.000 If you don't say it

01:33:57.540 I'll let you live

01:33:59.080 That's what I'm saying

01:34:00.560 You're not good at negotiating

01:34:01.620 I'm threatening you

01:34:03.420 Jeremiah Jeffries is about to get involved

01:34:05.700 I'm threatening you

01:34:07.920 Does Mike even know what's happening today?

01:34:10.100 Should we say anything that's happening?

01:34:11.920 You can't talk about the cameras

01:34:12.980 There's a massive wrestling match

01:34:16.560 A highly anticipated professional wrestling match

01:34:19.340 We put a wrestling ring in my brother's backyard

01:34:21.920 Between two of the most famous wrestlers here in Puerto Rico

01:34:25.120 Some local Puerto Rican

01:34:26.460 Professional wrestlers

01:34:27.560 Celebrity guest referee

01:34:30.640 Oliver Tree

01:34:31.680 One's wearing blue

01:34:33.580 One's wearing pink

01:34:35.280 Who will win

01:34:36.760 We don't know though

01:34:37.780 Like we said

01:34:38.640 It's a sex party right

01:34:40.540 You said that 0.99

01:34:42.340 I said baby sex party 0.99

01:34:44.340 But sex party will do 0.99

01:34:48.280 But gender

01:34:50.680 we have we oliver we do have to go if the party starts in oh wait but we didn't even get to talk

01:34:56.200 about antarctica man i made it oh you did end up going yeah you did end up going i went there i 0.98

01:35:01.240 beat you to it you dumb bastard i know you know it was the greatest thing of all time the best 0.98

01:35:07.020 i stayed there for multiple months i didn't even want to leave two and a half months cold 1.00

01:35:11.320 bro i jumped in the fucking water i did the polar plunge while it was snowing whoa it was the 0.92

01:35:16.540 greatest experience of my entire life well exhilarating and uh i played three dj sets i'm 0.98

01:35:21.280 a dj now how many people in the crowd uh there's like 10 10 or 11 but i have lots of fans out there

01:35:27.480 bro the whole boat penguins scientists uh okay so i saw like maybe 10 000 penguins there would be

01:35:33.480 three different types um emperor on one emperor for sure chin strap chin strap all on one big piece

01:35:40.300 of black eyes bro like you would see them all intermingling which is very rare the species tend

01:35:44.420 to keep to themselves but i was studying all the animals we saw so much orca whales breaching bro

01:35:49.720 the three at a time i got so i made the greatest documentary of all time and i was on these

01:35:54.760 archaeological digs where i was going i was brought out for entertainment as a dj do you want to

01:35:58.600 continue telling a story then we'll go to the party and caleb i'm feeling i'm just feeling a

01:36:03.360 little disrespect if you don't mind you can hang hang back with caleb you guys just finish wrap up

01:36:07.080 the show don't leave me here let me just say the last thing you can i'm just gonna be in the other

01:36:11.620 room. I'm going. All right. I'm going back. Me and Steve Aoki are going to play there. Thank you guys for listening to this episode of Impulse. Would you mind signing off for us? No, I don't. I don't think that's a good idea. Logan, I want you to join me, man. I'm bringing the whole band out there. Logan, please. Mike. Mike, please. I'm sorry about what I said. At OfficeMax, Mike. Logan. Guys. Oh, fuck, man. There's hair everywhere.

01:36:41.620 all right you guys finally the moment you've been waiting for these dumb 0.99

01:36:47.740 bastards are gone and it's the Oliver Tree Show thank you guys for watching 0.99

01:36:51.280 shout out to Logan and Nina congrats on the big baby the bun in the oven we're 0.97

01:36:57.440 not sure who the father is yet the DNA case will be returned soon but I did

01:37:04.360 talk to the doctor and everybody is laughing now so I can say the gender it

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