Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Logan Paul’s Backstage Fight with John Cena, Finding God w⧸ George Janko, Jake Paul’s Next Fight

00:00:00.000 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

00:00:01.540 And I'm October Gonzalez.

00:00:02.940 But you can call me Toby.

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00:00:12.520 and all the nitty gritty stuff we all think about.

00:00:14.980 But just don't say it out loud.

00:00:16.060 You're probably just going to be some rich guy

00:00:17.460 and he's going to whisk you away.

00:00:19.740 This is awkward.

00:00:20.840 Listen to No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez

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00:00:28.460 you know what john cena said to me last night after my match he said you look older and i said

00:00:35.720 wow you really are a heel and then later in the day after my match he was walking by before he

00:00:41.420 became the goat statistically as well as he is the goat he pointed at me and he said 0.76

00:00:47.560 wait john cena said there's gonna come a time where y'all wake up to logan paul

00:01:00.840 he said that that's a direct quote what does he mean by that like we're gonna wake up and

00:01:06.600 logan paul's gonna be sleeping next to us no i thought i i thought the opposite like i was

00:01:10.400 gonna be waking people up like that's what i mean yeah that's what i mean wake up to wake up

00:01:14.740 i did that to nina this morning wake up babe there's food outside and i opened the i opened 0.63

00:01:20.040 the the um shades and it was she was like a thing that hadn't seen the light in days 1.00

00:01:24.980 it was crazy different type of creature pam why don't you do me a favor yes get us some extra 1.00

00:01:33.120 ad spend on this episode show off those toesy woesies yeah that is true ma you should start 0.56

00:01:37.340 only pam right now ladies and gentlemen and we've got a special over on our page 0.91

00:01:42.920 10 99 for the next three months and who knows what she's going to show on the private website 0.98

00:01:47.460 you know which one i'm talking about guys go click the link look at these pam you could probably 0.99

00:01:51.940 they probably have a category for pams over there right yeah old people toes no no only toes

00:01:57.600 only toes yeah okay i didn't want only toes over 60. oh oh i'll be honest with you yeah i woke up

00:02:05.160 this morning i was good last night after the match of course i beat aj styles yesterday at

00:02:09.540 Wrestlemania let's go let's go that makes me three and one at Wrestlemania's that's impressive

00:02:14.780 no brother three and one only oh that's that was my fourth one uh yeah crazy it feels like so many 0.96

00:02:20.180 more it does yeah how long have we been doing this shit it feels like a long time I felt fine 0.92

00:02:25.520 after the match I like man I barely broke a sweat out there I was in my I was in my pocket I was 0.98

00:02:29.440 just feeling myself I was flowing out there and uh man this morning I woke up my back my neck my

00:02:37.520 back my doctor said i need a back out of me my neck my back my neck my back my am i crack can we

00:02:46.660 play just the like three second part without getting copyrighted maybe i don't know i think

00:02:50.900 we might be able to i'll be honest with you bro we're not we're not even monetizing anymore at

00:02:55.160 this point i my google adsense account is unlinked bro i might my my main channel is not even in the

00:03:01.160 partner program anymore because we delinked some i bro like well i use copyrighted music whatever

00:03:06.420 that was my recommendation not on this it's a bad recommendation no it's not it's bad for you down

00:03:12.280 it's bad for your pocket but it's good for viewer retention it is it is and he doesn't care about

00:03:17.060 the eight thousand dollars a month in ad rev but you do i do on my channel yeah but not his so

00:03:22.320 you're making money on you but losing his i don't have a wwe contract i don't in fact i don't have

00:03:29.040 any i could get you one if you wanted i would just take at this point i would take any contract

00:03:32.760 i don't care what it is could be car insurance just give me something to sign so i feel like

00:03:37.180 i'm a part of something okay i didn't even get anything for lunch yeah yeah you did yeah you

00:03:42.680 call it phantom equity i feel like what is my contract gonna pop out of the closet

00:03:46.360 i go look for my clothes for my coachella stylist no he's gonna buy you a phantom car

00:03:51.220 no it's phantom equity meaning my partners all think bringing you on board is a horrible idea

00:03:57.280 so i can't officially put you on the on the papers especially imagine i ran out off the

00:04:01.760 podcast right now because you made one joke about me and i cried sorry i'm kidding stop stop but

00:04:06.880 you stop you stop too you talk okay no he did sell his house but wait wait i want to talk about

00:04:15.180 this our partners are now interested in doing business with like actually being no i'm joking

00:04:19.840 he does have a very mini minuscule and when i say minuscule i want to clarify it's basically

00:04:25.580 non-existent amount of phantom equity in lunch lee and i'm boo ah here's your equity it's a phantom

00:04:31.540 give me ghoul equity how much equity does your mom have in lunch what'd you say about my mom

00:04:37.240 what how much equity do i have in lunch let me ask you this what have you contributed to the project

00:04:44.900 you yeah that's not big enough yeah i guess it's yeah hello wait wait wait wait wait um

00:04:52.940 uh you called me this morning can i say this no no i don't want to i don't want to even get into

00:04:59.020 yeah i wasn't gonna even i can i can thread the needle if you if you'd like the needle get it

00:05:04.800 no i'm just i just want i do want to say something i this is a thought i had earlier 0.74

00:05:09.660 if you guys can't fucking tell i drank a lot last night i drank so much and also caffeine 0.68

00:05:17.900 yeah and i was just trying to stay awake i was awake till like 5 6 a.m because we were 0.95

00:05:22.200 we're celebrating another Wrestlemania 0.97

00:05:23.720 we're in fucking Vegas dude 0.99

00:05:25.460 we're in Vegas we were up $40,000 0.99

00:05:28.200 now we have nothing but before that

00:05:30.160 life was good life was good

00:05:31.760 and so I woke up this morning

00:05:33.940 off this fresh Wrestlemania win

00:05:35.820 I'm feeling a little goofy today

00:05:37.200 and like I said man my back

00:05:39.280 my lower back it was hurting

00:05:41.420 I could barely bend over and I realized

00:05:43.040 bro it hurts from 0.99

00:05:45.820 carrying this whole entire fucking company on my back 0.99

00:05:47.960 what impulsive 0.99

00:05:49.500 WWE and this show too

00:05:52.120 i'm doing everything bro and by the way man's talking about contracts i gave him unofficially

00:05:57.260 an additional three percent and 3.3333 repeating yeah so now he's officially a millionaire from

00:06:04.560 this show well no i've been a millionaire from the show for seven years now i'm a millionaire

00:06:09.820 from this show more so thank you for that it's nice it's nice because you know i will say this

00:06:18.200 you always have been a very fair business partner and i mean that and it makes up for the fact that

00:06:24.440 you're a terrible friend wow no you're not i'm kidding you just you just i think it's important

00:06:32.140 in life that you know you know what to go to different relationships for like like okay put

00:06:40.340 it like this to both of us our careers are very important and for a long time now we've been able

00:06:46.160 to rely on each other to assist in each other's careers so that becomes a part of this

00:06:51.440 friendship yeah right but if i had a major you know life issue going on

00:06:58.160 my i might not reach out to you man yeah because it's the same life no that's not true there's

00:07:04.440 been a lot of them we don't have to get okay okay i didn't i didn't anticipate that you would be in

00:07:09.520 the dark sunglasses mode today you're dark logan you're dark logan today and actually i don't want

00:07:15.180 smoke let's just talk about your back over no no let's talk about your back bro we don't have to

00:07:19.240 talk about my back we don't have to talk about my back anymore i want you to know mike and you know 0.99

00:07:23.820 this don't be ridiculous if you call me about anything other than that girl i fucking got you 0.97

00:07:29.660 because that girl hold on what if i put what if i put like funky like you know uh red tape around 0.99

00:07:36.480 when you call me because you called me about that girl a million times and i always picked up and 0.97

00:07:41.220 there was a time where that girl was just that girl and it was my wife no not her specifically

00:07:45.380 but there's been others in the past i would never say like i don't want to talk about this let's

00:07:48.900 talk about my back i would never say that to you i got hours for you no matter what you call about 0.66

00:07:53.920 real friends don't put red tape on shit you just listen whatever's hurting you as a person how 0.98

00:07:59.320 ever ridiculous it is i walked out i saw a flower that made me sad today if you're a true friend 0.99

00:08:04.560 you're gonna listen about that flower you're gonna ask about those petals hundreds thousands 0.86

00:08:08.740 no no no mike you told me about this flower a million times and and last night yes i've been

00:08:15.300 in a i've been in a rough patch and last night i was bullied at dinner for hours by everyone you

00:08:20.760 bullied back we talked about no i didn't last night we talked about more pictures of people

00:08:25.340 on your phone that you were flashing well last night we talked about uh we talked about there

00:08:30.460 were people were like yeah i logan gave got up he gave a speech he's like and by the way we're in

00:08:35.120 this room it's 40 person room by the way he'll call me like an hour before the dinner be like

00:08:39.060 yo 40 people carbone set it up and don't fuck it up mike so i gotta go call major foods group 0.61

00:08:45.000 shout out here and news door someone said where do you want to eat i said carbone and then i don't 0.87

00:08:48.940 know what happens after that i don't i don't know i'll tell you what happens after that mikey boy 0.92

00:08:52.880 your little whipping boy goes to work okay and then you just magically appear whenever you want 0.96

00:08:58.300 you sit down and everything's on nice nice for you but you don't even know what goes on behind 0.99

00:09:01.820 on the fucking scenes that's what happens by the way it happened last night happened the night 0.99

00:09:05.620 before happened the night before tonight i want to go to this place delilah then i want to go to 0.99

00:09:09.120 sw then i want to go to this one by the way you're out by the way you were already eating there

00:09:13.180 and you showed up to delilah then you'll be at the dinner but who paid for it then you'll be at

00:09:17.580 the dinner that's what i want to ask who pays for it you want to really know yeah depends on the

00:09:23.000 night some nights it's impulsive and both of us pay for it some nights it's not so he had 40 people

00:09:28.180 delilo was impulsive okay and what about last night i don't know because i wasn't there in

00:09:34.200 the check-in but you also had it was me mike but i'll be also me but i'll be honest with you also 0.97

00:09:38.660 had 60 extended family members there four card buyers nine musicians eight who the fuck's gonna 0.86

00:09:44.240 pay for it you invited every person you've ever met in your life you're like you had people from 0.94

00:09:48.560 24 years ago 30 years ago yesterday you were running into people in the hall like man it's

00:09:53.740 so great to have a dinner with so many eclectic people all it was i just met jerry in the hallway 0.89

00:09:58.520 he's telling me about his new card collections project who the fuck's gonna pay for that me 1.00

00:10:02.920 hey jerry thanks for coming and eating an eight thousand dollar dinner what the fuck and then you 0.99

00:10:08.060 get up mike was so stressed he didn't even eat he gets up he goes thank you so much to all the 0.99

00:10:12.240 eclectic people here my sweet mother's here my manager mac my best friend of 25 years this fat 0.98

00:10:18.500 drug addict. 0.98

00:10:20.800 Jorge, then Logan goes,

00:10:22.340 then he goes, Logan goes, you know, it'd be nice to have

00:10:24.440 this meal for the next 20 years. And Jorge

00:10:26.460 jumps in, Mike will be dead by then.

00:10:28.620 The whole table starts laughing.

00:10:30.580 Kevin's making jokes in Spanish. 1.00

00:10:32.640 Fucking, bro, I'm sitting there like, 1.00

00:10:34.320 why do I even do this shit? 1.00

00:10:35.980 Why do I come to these dinners to be berated 1.00

00:10:38.020 for cheap thrills? For the cheap

00:10:40.420 thrills of others? It's such a thrill. It is a cheap

00:10:42.440 thrill of others. It is true. That is true.

00:10:44.800 I've noticed this.

00:10:46.660 People make jokes about other people

00:10:48.340 when they need quick easy laughs it's it's the inability yes it's the inability to create

00:10:53.800 actual comedy so you just go at other people quickly little jabs and i'm cool being the

00:10:57.840 punching bag it's just i got i got real humor i don't yet when's the last time i said something 0.98

00:11:01.900 mean well you but normally i could just come up with shit you know i'm making jokes but damn last 0.98

00:11:08.120 night bro i was getting hit from every even neil my favorite security guard dude what do you say 0.99

00:11:12.660 It was a British slang

00:11:15.740 about bangers and mash, bro. 0.99

00:11:17.280 It was fucking crazy, dude. 0.99

00:11:19.160 It was a lot. 0.99

00:11:20.200 I have to be honest with you.

00:11:22.660 I thought you could handle the roast.

00:11:25.140 Maybe last night was a little different,

00:11:26.720 but roasting is awesome. 1.00

00:11:27.620 You can't handle shit. 1.00

00:11:28.840 Turn your Twitter comments back on. 1.00

00:11:30.600 No, no, because they're all...

00:11:31.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:32.360 How are you going to tell me, bro?

00:11:33.720 I'm sitting in front of all my close families

00:11:35.220 and friends are all pointing at me.

00:11:36.420 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:11:37.740 I felt like I was being run over by a tractor.

00:11:41.160 It was just a lot.

00:11:41.880 i feel like i feel like normally imagine they did that to you no i i love roasting is my love

00:11:47.120 language if it's funny it's fine right that's the to me that's the general like if it's funny 0.99

00:11:51.420 well i got my get back on your doll at the ww world you fucked you fucked my doll up with that 0.99

00:11:56.520 100 i i've never i've never seen anyone hit that doll that hard i think you punched it 0.99

00:12:01.200 50 times just frustrate me sometimes but i love you but you're just frustrated but i gave you

00:12:05.760 phantom equity oh maybe you'll make money at some point oh mike's venture firm is phantom

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00:14:38.960 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

00:14:40.420 And I'm October Gonzalez.

00:14:41.820 But you can call me Toby.

00:14:42.880 We want you to join us on our new podcast,

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00:14:47.700 Where we get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce,

00:14:51.440 and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about,

00:14:53.880 but just don't say out loud.

00:14:54.960 I hate that job.

00:14:55.760 You're probably just going to meet some rich guy

00:14:57.400 and he's going to whisk you away

00:14:58.560 and I'll never see you again. 0.96

00:15:01.740 Would you say a D-less actor? 0.77

00:15:04.560 D?

00:15:06.520 I don't even know.

00:15:07.320 There's such a thing as D.

00:15:08.360 No, no, no.

00:15:09.020 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:15:10.500 I'm not even average.

00:15:11.340 I'm not even passing.

00:15:12.280 I'm failing.

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00:15:23.600 Same thing. Same thing happens with AA and NA. Okay. Took me, uh, it took me 10 years to get

00:15:32.100 up dope. Arrests, felonies, broken bones, organs, mom crying. And every time you'd be like, damn,

00:15:41.640 dude, this is the easiest lesson in the world to learn. How many fucking times is it going to take 0.99

00:15:46.620 you to have to learn the same lesson over and over and over and over and every time i went to 0.99

00:15:53.740 a meeting or talked to somebody for four hours six hours ten hours then one time in one of those 0.97

00:16:01.840 conversations they said one thing that changed my fucking life forever and so and so and and 0.86

00:16:09.640 everybody that's in the program and in recovery understands this concept which is that it doesn't 0.93

00:16:15.580 matter how many times you have to go it's that at some point you're going to hear something and

00:16:20.300 it's going to click keep coming back keep coming back that's what they say but that doesn't mean

00:16:24.340 it has to affect somebody i get that yeah no there's no world where first of all a lot of

00:16:29.640 the conversation these conversations shouldn't even really be happening it is it is a lot of

00:16:32.500 self-dive but you know it wasn't about that wasn't about lack of listening it was just about i

00:16:37.420 couldn't i was getting roasted would you like to suplex him no i can't my back back it doctor said

00:16:42.920 to back you out of me my back mike mike uh i love you bro i know i love you too and and um yeah

00:16:53.560 it's also i wish i could give you that i wish i could give you those three hours but

00:16:57.400 what you just said is a little hard for me to understand it always has been we talked about

00:17:01.160 that on the show because if i'm if i'm like like bro for me i'll touch that stove probably like

00:17:07.000 three to five times before i'm like that's hot i probably shouldn't touch it anymore he's been

00:17:11.720 been doing it for a decade i just don't understand just i'm like i just like bro why are you touching

00:17:16.360 the stove bro and it becomes like if it comes to a point where i i'm not even like helping i don't

00:17:23.040 feel like i'm just like not even like no yeah that's that's i feel like that's a solid point

00:17:27.660 too like to keep bringing this back to the conversation about well substances are we

00:17:32.240 wasting both our times no but just you each may look at it differently you may look at it wasting

00:17:39.580 he may not oh well he it's different are we waiting because because nothing will happen on

00:17:45.440 his end and i nothing i say works well once you bring in well once you bring in that type of

00:17:51.340 thinking because like even nine years in at at the methadone clinic i never thought that nothing

00:17:56.000 would work i never gave up you know what i'm saying and so like and so like truth truthfully

00:18:00.040 like we've we've talked about this in the past one thing i've just noticed about everybody is

00:18:04.340 everybody has strengths and weaknesses i've got a ton of weaknesses i'm an addict i get addicted

00:18:08.700 to things i i have trouble processing things and and and by the way also dude like

00:18:14.680 at the end of the day all we are is a sum of our experiences in life and and all i am right now

00:18:23.260 is all i've ever been like i had a conversation with you the other day about

00:18:28.020 the the the knowledge i have of what romantic relationships look like by way and i'll spare 0.98

00:18:34.800 my parents and i'll spare what my childhood household looked like but like it's nasty shit 0.99

00:18:41.280 bro like really like truthfully nasty shit you know what i'm saying like beyond you know a little 1.00

00:18:46.000 finicky argument or like somebody getting their ass slapped and it's some really fucking do you 1.00

00:18:50.640 remember what i what i told you what that you could be the one that breaks that no i understand 1.00

00:18:55.240 that and of course that's the goal but i'm just saying shit shit just doesn't and and i and i 0.92

00:19:00.520 I love, and I love, I love this conversation too, truthfully, because this is why I have 0.99

00:19:05.080 my audience.

00:19:05.640 This is why I have a swath of people out there who, who listen when I talk, because

00:19:10.460 we're all envious of you, man.

00:19:14.400 We're all envious of headstrong individuals who, who, who, who build things brick by brick. 0.97

00:19:18.800 And there's a lot of infrastructure and processes and shit just looks nice. 0.91

00:19:22.780 And you know, you hit a hiccup, but you make a turn and everything works out. 0.89

00:19:26.480 It's just that for a lot of us, bro, that's just not what our world looks like.

00:19:30.000 you know what i'm saying it's a it's a messy a to b to c and then back to b then back to a then

00:19:35.340 back to negative five and then you gotta go and take a loan and hold on hold on hold on i hear you

00:19:41.820 and like struggle is all relative right and my happens in in in equally unrelatable and 0.60

00:19:49.900 absolutely fucked ways first oh for sure yeah that are like astronomically no but that's what

00:19:55.420 impossibly true um but yeah it's you know it's all it's all relative and i and i hear you and 0.93

00:20:02.160 i don't i don't know i i don't even know if we like have a like a takeaway from that not to bring

00:20:08.260 up divorce but what how old were you when you got divorced uh 38 i'm just bringing up the 40 age

00:20:16.420 thing right the midlife thought like most people live to what 80 now is expectancy so you've lived

00:20:24.500 to half your life and you're like whoa i'm looking here i had it at 39 i'm you know same age as you

00:20:29.880 on my birthday i was like damn i'm almost 40 like i gotta look at what's going on and i think that's

00:20:35.720 partially in my head of you know thinking about mike and talking to him for the past month about

00:20:40.440 a lot of stuff i think that's possibly what's going on that's very yeah definitely yeah it's

00:20:45.200 definitely deeper and it's just like and it's like final mo on is it's it really is hard for me to

00:20:49.580 have it's hard for me to have these conversations with anyone besides when i'm in the program

00:20:56.640 truthfully because it's just like the it all i've ever known is severe chaos and destruction

00:21:04.740 and desperation and it's and so it's hard to like to root it in you know a space that's understood

00:21:12.380 by everybody so um we love you you know it's a lot of trauma you're enough you're enough for us

00:21:19.540 michelle mccool said mike in her induction speech at the hall of fame you are enough

00:21:28.640 you're enough mike she said it to her daughter she said to the whole that was cool people out

00:21:34.100 there it was definitely something to listen to i can't believe bro this is the craziest weekend

00:21:38.760 ever for the wwe smackdown hall of fame induction a whole day of pre-wrestlemania wrestling stuff

00:21:44.580 then wrestlemania then a second day of wrestlemania today's uh monday night raw it's not

00:21:49.600 how is not respected enough of how much work this organization does no it's not they get four days

00:21:56.660 off a week and they're still working i mean in production they're off for four days they're

00:22:02.040 still in meetings for three days then they're traveling for another day triple h probably has

00:22:06.520 the one of the hardest jobs in entertainment i totally agree and sports period end of story

00:22:11.380 what about the people behind the scenes they're unbelievable too i was thinking about it while i

00:22:16.520 was sitting in the in the suite and looking at the 70 000 or 63 000 structure of what was floating

00:22:23.480 above the ring he's like mass like it's like it's almost like what tommy fury has the picture of

00:22:30.200 the alien craft has been built like above the ring yeah and it's just floating there and like

00:22:37.300 then by the way it'll fucking disappear and it'll just end up it'll just end up somehow in

00:22:43.380 indianapolis but it doesn't just do that 400 people come and break it apart at four in the 0.86

00:22:50.420 morning and then drive box trucks to the next city and and like trying to explain wwe to people that 0.96

00:22:59.420 are outside the org is the crate they're just like gotta be the dumbest thing we ever seen

00:23:05.200 and i'm like they're like we just don't get and i'm like dude listen you don't have to get it 0.68

00:23:10.920 it's very similar to the conversation we just had you don't have to get it but just to understand

00:23:15.980 it exists like there is no org in the world like it i always say except for like disney in some

00:23:21.920 weird way like where people are just obsessive about it yes like wwe is crazy yeah is wrestle

00:23:27.500 mania the biggest weekend yeah yeah by far it's not even my favorite i like rumble better dude

00:23:31.840 rumble's so fun but but this this mania in vegas i like i don't know if there's a better uh location

00:23:37.880 to host wrestlemania it's awesome in vegas man it's this city is awesome yeah vegas is so fun

00:23:43.680 staying at the wind encore just walk over to allegiant stadium wrestle a little bit like

00:23:48.700 they can gamble gamble a lot that it's it's just such a fun organization to work for uh

00:23:55.880 the pope died what the pope died on easter he died on easter monday which is just that's a real

00:24:03.460 thing too though that is a big thing easter monday yeah so i mean i mean listen for anybody

00:24:08.500 who is a catholic i mean you're talking about the closest human to god you know the person

00:24:15.260 that basically right is that his that is his his his role is to be the the closest speaker to god

00:24:23.980 like the person that delivers the message is that accurate what is the role hold on can you

00:24:29.060 have chat gpt that talks yeah i do what is the role of the pope ask ask it he's like the supreme

00:24:35.440 leader of the cat what is the role of the pope the pope is the spiritual leader of the roman

00:24:42.580 catholic church and the bishop of rome he has several roles he's considered a supreme pastor

00:24:47.980 meaning he's responsible for guiding the faith and morals of the church he's also the head of

00:24:53.500 the vatican city state additionally he plays a key role in ecumenical and interfaith dialogues

00:24:59.160 representing the church on the global stage

00:25:01.560 thank you

00:25:05.300 yeah so so he so now wait isn't there like a wild process that takes place now where the smoke comes

00:25:12.860 out of the chimney you're looking at me and i have no clue yeah jeff no i don't i don't know

00:25:18.420 but i look to you as i would like to learn it as a cultural titan it's actually someone who

00:25:22.720 understands things i would i will dive further into learning more about the what's the movie

00:25:29.720 where they got to get the new pope and the smoke comes out of the pope of monte christo no that's

00:25:33.700 wrong okay it's a it's a comedy and they're like there's a new pope and the red smoke comes out of

00:25:38.000 the chimney is mr is a euro trip or something like that i think mr beans i wish mr bean was

00:25:43.560 in it dude i i went speaking i went to church here in vegas on sunday how was that i know you

00:25:48.480 well i didn't know they had churches you guys went what do you mean there's a church right

00:25:51.560 outside the church in every single city so that's true that church in sin city logan every city in

00:25:57.360 the world i guess that's i guess i guess you'd probably actually want to have more churches here

00:26:01.000 logan every city in the entire world the first three times so so that church that you went to

00:26:08.520 yes that's it's the guardian angel church one more time jeff i just don't understand how you

00:26:16.360 realize that well bro because at first i was like we're in sin city i feel like you need more than

00:26:22.980 a church like you the pope should come here should live here the new ones the new the new one i guess

00:26:29.020 so the church the church that pam went to is has a special place in my heart because when you wake

00:26:36.060 up right here at the win encore and just throwing this out there and some sort of fit completely

00:26:41.980 fictitious story it's six in the morning the blinds open this this part is not me i swear to

00:26:49.440 you i promise you you you you pass the corner of the table and a bunch of white powder flies off

00:26:55.400 it you fall bottle falls some girls screaming close the curtains there's a nut covered towel

00:27:02.060 to the bed and you just realize you lost seventy eight hundred dollars the night before to smoke 0.99

00:27:08.360 cigarette smoke ridden blackjack table and you open the fucking blinds to assess the damage 0.97

00:27:13.240 and the first thing you see is that church just sitting there where right in the parking lot 0.98

00:27:20.640 outside the encore i mean you literally it's it's right here it's right it's right here it's the

00:27:24.800 many mornings not with those things i just mentioned but you know definitely with some

00:27:29.360 girls and definitely with heavy gambling losses and whatever else i've seen that church and thought

00:27:34.360 to myself what am i doing with my life like and it just sits there why stares at you you should go

00:27:40.800 yeah i opened the blinds and that is none of what happened in my brain it was like

00:27:47.080 what church is that it's easter i'm gonna go to church and i looked it up and it's a catholic

00:27:52.660 church and you went to it and i went and it was beautiful the bishops were there all bishops of

00:27:57.800 vegas what are bishops um the archbishops they're they're like below the pope but they

00:28:03.400 dress in the same garb and they're carrying the the um what do you call that the staff

00:28:11.220 and they bless you they walk by and they they bless you with all the oil

00:28:15.740 and it's very catholic wait pam it's like it's all so sacrilegious you went to church and now

00:28:23.760 you're just no because catholic milk is catholic what stuff is no i agree i really would have

00:28:29.960 rather gone to non-denominational that's where i went well i would have because shout out city

00:28:34.160 lights shirts and jaben for having me uh and and pastor wilkerson out of vu church in miami for

00:28:39.800 recommending city lights what is this an ad well no these guys were great to me i showed up there

00:28:44.600 was a security escort they sat me next to the pastor in the front row why do you need security

00:28:48.620 in church i don't know i didn't ask for it that's what i was i didn't ask well there wasn't

00:28:53.000 what there's been some very high profile church shootings oh wow very high profile yeah so they've

00:28:58.800 got here in vegas they have some heavy duty like neils with big you know protective firearms but uh

00:29:05.720 but the the the the sermon was uh was very beautiful and it was about the fact that you

00:29:12.600 you are just by simply believing you've already achieved your your duty paid your debt you've

00:29:19.340 paid your debt and this was a big weekend about debt payments too because jesus paid the debt

00:29:24.900 for everyone of course and one in one swift act and god gave him up and then he was reborn on the

00:29:30.420 third day and they said he's not here he's risen happy easter everyone and then the pope died and

00:29:35.300 then the pope died joe i'm not gonna say it all right i was just gonna say what if three three

00:29:41.240 days later he was risen that's what you were gonna say no i wasn't i was gonna say this shows a new

00:29:49.240 pope no i wasn't gonna say that but i wanted you to say what i don't know logan what do you want

00:29:53.240 to talk about jay paul versus julio cesar chavez junior senior junior no the internet the internet

00:30:00.020 thinks he's fighting senior in some of the posts no way no way yeah no way they're mocking him

00:30:05.860 obviously it's silly but they because he fight he used to fight some people they were older

00:30:10.300 the internet was mocking him he's obviously fighting junior who is a former wbc champion

00:30:16.180 wmba player yes i'm not doing any of this on this show because i know in three years an episode of

00:30:23.780 all paul americans gonna come out where he's mad at us for doing this it's all fun and games right

00:30:29.500 yeah until he calls me until you get until you get mad and get mad at him for not listening to

00:30:35.660 you and jake gets mad for not listening get off the show okay no i i i didn't i didn't know that

00:30:41.920 was going on but i i i let's like i i see i get the joke i understand the joke i i get it but

00:30:48.360 in reality it's a i believe it's a tough i think it's one of his toughest fights definitely stuff

00:30:52.880 it's right yeah for sure there's a real boxer this guy can box bro this guy can box his record

00:30:57.360 is like what 54 and 6 or something he's fought a lot of fights a lot of fights a lot of experience

00:31:01.800 boxing experience not just like mma or yeah i think it's going to be one of his how old is he

00:31:06.800 he's probably around the same age he's 39 oh wow no he's 40 no he's 39 but he's turning 40 sorry

00:31:14.500 semantic you got lost in the place of nuance buddy you're a year off it's been closer to

00:31:21.340 mike's old age oh yeah imagine i just run off crying um yeah what do you think about him uh

00:31:27.920 well i didn't really know who he was so i had to look it up that's how i know his age um because

00:31:33.880 you know i read all the comments which i'm not supposed to do and the google alerts about the

00:31:40.680 internet making fun of jake and if they want to get in the ring all those haters want to get in

00:31:46.100 the ring themselves then they can then speak other than that just shut up he you know like this guy

00:31:52.100 is a is a very well-seasoned boxer and it's gonna be tough it's gonna be tough and you know

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00:33:47.740 But just don't say out loud.

00:33:48.880 I hate that job.

00:33:49.720 You're probably just going to meet some rich guy and he's going to whisk you away and I'll never see you again.

00:33:54.960 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:33:58.420 D?

00:34:00.380 I don't even know.

00:34:01.180 There's such a thing as D.

00:34:02.220 No, no, no.

00:34:02.880 I mean like.

00:34:03.420 I can't even get on the C-list.

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00:34:18.320 I think we will see.

00:34:23.140 Yeah, Jake, I feel like he's gotten stiffed a few times this year

00:34:26.300 with who his opponents were going to be.

00:34:28.800 Bro, imagine if that Canelo fight happened.

00:34:30.840 Canelo was the first one.

00:34:31.560 Canelo, obviously.

00:34:32.120 Canelo.

00:34:32.920 Oh, but Givante lost, right?

00:34:35.020 No, it was a draw.

00:34:36.040 and that's what i'm saying it was a tie i went when i saw him tie i was like oh man this this

00:34:41.040 could this could mess shit up yeah so jake's now in a position where it's like bro the the pool for

00:34:47.840 him is not that big yep there's not there's not a lot of people to to be able to pick from that

00:34:53.040 people can still get excited about sure this guy is a real boxer so it'll be another opportunity

00:34:58.540 to show that he jake ball is a real boxer agreed and and he's doing what this is this is what i

00:35:05.060 don't understand about people hating on him he's doing what every boxer before him that has ever

00:35:10.100 lived does before they are even remotely known and that is fighting guys to build a resume

00:35:17.480 and and get a good record and put on entertaining fights my only because my only as well as get

00:35:26.080 experience and he's not fighting tomato cans he's not that's his thing every cab drivers

00:35:31.120 yeah he's not fighting cab drivers every single every single person that he fought

00:35:35.180 had a chance to beat him and by the way people believed that they were probably going to be

00:35:40.420 every time most of them yeah yeah yeah so like and this one's you know i'm sure it's gonna be

00:35:45.440 slightly similar i i 100 agree with that i think my only counter and i think the only counter of

00:35:50.320 like the sports community on that one is that generally when those people are building their

00:35:54.280 resumes and and like fighting those those boxers that may not be like prime no pun intended athletes

00:36:00.260 um at that given time they're generally not cover of sports illustrated making statements about being

00:36:07.260 the greatest on the planet and being paid like hundreds of millions of dollars to do so because

00:36:11.200 i'm not i'm not saying that that as as any it's a new world he brings all the because no one's

00:36:16.720 ever done it before that's why you follow it for sure that's why you put him on the cover for sure

00:36:21.000 and also he's paving the path for a new way that no one else could even try to do and also i don't

00:36:26.480 know i guess to like what i i thought the world had already gotten here but like the idea that

00:36:31.680 we're in a place where like anybody is like still doubting either of the brothers capabilities as 0.86

00:36:38.480 like in any vertical or work ethic no it's just ridiculous bro it's it's at this point like you 0.99

00:36:43.960 can't do that i think it's just it sometimes takes a little bit of time for the for the shit talking 0.96

00:36:52.060 that you do to promote the activity you're involved in to to sorry vice versa for your 0.99

00:36:57.660 output and your credibility in the space to catch up to the amount of shit that you talk on the front 0.70

00:37:02.900 end of it to sell the show does that make sense so so like both of them you know like he did it 0.98

00:37:08.420 for wwe too and it took a couple events but within a couple events people are like damn

00:37:12.680 it's kind of all this makes sense you know what i'm saying yep and i think jake is like there

00:37:18.280 But it just seems like there's a few people, a few holdouts that still want to question it, I guess.

00:37:24.240 But noise is important for selling it.

00:37:26.700 So who cares if they like you or you as long as they're making noise?

00:37:29.720 For sure.

00:37:30.440 Exactly.

00:37:30.920 That's Jake's whole premise.

00:37:32.300 He can be the bad guy.

00:37:33.500 Okay, bring it on.

00:37:34.580 And I think it spurs him on.

00:37:35.280 He's not really a bad guy.

00:37:36.340 No, no, he's not.

00:37:37.540 But he's portrayed that way.

00:37:39.700 You know what John Cena said to me last night after my match?

00:37:43.080 Well, earlier in the day, because I just turned 30,

00:37:46.840 he said you look older and I said wow you really are heel and then later in the day after my match 0.72

00:37:54.180 he was walking by before he became the goat statistically as well as he is the goat he 0.97

00:38:01.080 pointed at me and he said now that's how a bad guy works and I was like damn meaning referring 0.95

00:38:08.860 to your match yeah yeah I think I think I think that's what he did I was all sweaty it was right 0.78

00:38:13.660 after my match he looked me in the eyes he pointed me he said no that's how bad I would love for you

00:38:17.840 to go deeper and ask him like hey and as you should because you should learn from him one of

00:38:22.460 the things I watched was I think it was it was Cody who was on one of the podcasts and he was

00:38:28.620 like I sat in the car with Cena I drove to the different cities to go with him I listened to him

00:38:35.620 on the calls calling Vin saying hey what were the numbers how okay now we're gonna go over the match

00:38:40.720 like he really learned the business yep and to this point i'm making is you should really reach

00:38:46.120 out to him because you do have a nice relationship and further ask him hey what do you mean by that

00:38:50.540 it was good because i i don't know it was good until he threw me over the ropes at the rumble 0.61

00:38:54.600 it kind of our relationship kind of fell apart after that and i i wasn't really really fuck

00:38:58.720 with him so you guys are both heels now so like you're part of the same team that's a good question

00:39:03.700 i don't know it's but he we hadn't really spoken until he told me that i'm old and then he said

00:39:08.020 good job basically nice work i was like wow so why don't you just go and take that belt from him

00:39:12.760 oh oh yeah he's got the belt now oh my god yeah oh my god yeah that's such a good idea

00:39:21.280 why don't why and and why and weirdly enough he's he said he's retiring at

00:39:26.880 this day on the 31st of december so what does he do with the belt just

00:39:30.580 interim champ yeah yeah what bro that's a that's a headline he also he also said and i'm like so

00:39:37.580 excited for tonight which would have already aired he said wait until how i i'm going to ruin

00:39:44.400 wrestling tonight yeah i didn't know he said watch that's all he said i'm not gonna say anything more

00:39:49.980 because people show up for this reason to watch and to see but i'm going to ruin wrestling what 0.99

00:39:55.960 does that mean what is he gonna do pull his dick out no it means guess what the fuck is he gonna 0.99

00:39:59.680 do but guess what it's the best sell ever it's the best sell ever i'm gonna ruin wrestling tonight 0.99

00:40:04.080 and i'm not gonna tell you how and everybody's like what does that mean i gotta watch nobody

00:40:07.180 knows what it means but it's provocative but speaking of which people going kanye still going

00:40:12.340 beyond i just want it to be noted like like how about this okay

00:40:16.520 we we obviously don't love kanye anymore i don't even hate kanye i'm completely indifferent which

00:40:26.360 is the worst of the three i don't give a single day i'm there too and that's where like you're

00:40:31.320 like if you truly don't like someone just being different okay go live your life i i don't i'm

00:40:37.720 gonna ignore you i'm gonna do me like i almost say it's but i look at it and say it's sad no

00:40:43.120 it's very sad i feel terrible yeah yeah yeah for him it's it's i don't go to that far but i just

00:40:47.980 it's sad until it became until it became destructive and and then i was like man this

00:40:53.560 is like well it's just it's just another example of the of like the cycle of just hurt people her

00:40:59.240 people you know like this dude is like you can trace a lot of this back to and this is not an

00:41:04.240 excuse because somebody has to break the cycle right no you could trace a lot of it back to his

00:41:08.980 mom dude like i mean it's almost like a point in time for him bro like he he's never been the same

00:41:13.860 since his mom passed bro of course she was like his biggest his biggest you know supporter and

00:41:19.180 cheerleader and and it's almost like an it's it's almost like right around that time when things

00:41:23.760 started to fall apart and then everything with kim and it there's no excuse there's really no

00:41:27.360 excuse to become an ss nazi there's just not but i mean 0.99

00:41:31.440 shit dude i was having a fucking bad day bro i'm a nazi now yeah you really can't do that 1.00

00:41:39.360 there's really no way to become a nazi or go after your mother of your children tough tough 1.00

00:41:46.000 it's just a horrible example for your children let's just really just that i'm done i'm done

00:41:50.480 Bro, I lost $700,000 on my house.

00:41:54.800 Wait, wait, wait, what?

00:41:56.060 You sold it?

00:41:56.480 Yeah.

00:41:57.200 You lost $700,000.

00:41:58.180 $700,000, yeah.

00:41:59.820 Oh, I didn't realize you took that big of a loss. 0.97

00:42:01.680 After realty fees and shit. 0.95

00:42:03.620 Oh my gosh, how do you feel about that? 0.99

00:42:07.960 Gotta take losses.

00:42:08.600 I've thought about it.

00:42:09.440 I've thought about it a million different ways.

00:42:11.060 One of the ways I've thought about it is

00:42:12.960 the main way that I have to think about it has to be

00:42:16.360 I went from where I was to a point where I could lose $700,000

00:42:20.180 and do a podcast about it like so what can i really say you know what i'm saying like that

00:42:25.600 you're very lucky yes very lucky very blessed very you know then i also look at it from the 0.84

00:42:30.880 angle of shit i had to make a million and a half just to get that 700k like you know what i'm 0.95

00:42:35.660 saying 700k in cali is not 700k to make oh my god a million and a half just to get that to lose it 0.98

00:42:41.000 yeah you know what i'm saying so it's like it's been a it's been a rough road and by the way like

00:42:45.640 nobody you know the story and rationale behind the sale is not public yet and it will be at some

00:42:50.460 point it's just not the time just yet um but it it definitely like you know my mom went there and

00:42:57.020 cried and it was a it kind of was like a a watershed moment in my life to be able to purchase

00:43:02.220 a home and and to be able to say that i did that after all that i've kind of seen and been through

00:43:06.880 and and like it's weird because the fanfare that exists when you buy a house it ain't there when

00:43:14.180 you sell it no it's just it's just you man it's me with a with a with a um notary public signing

00:43:20.180 my the the document all the furniture is gone there's some scratches on the floor the the

00:43:25.820 sunset that was there every day when i bought it it's all clouds now you know what i'm saying i 0.79

00:43:30.140 mean you're just and by the way like they take all your shit now for me it's all in storage and i'm 0.71

00:43:35.000 just nomadic bro like i have no home whoa but you're safe i mean am i who knows who knows dude 0.82

00:43:43.320 I'm safe because Neil's here.

00:43:45.080 That's what I mean.

00:43:45.920 Hey, why was.

00:43:48.140 No, yeah.

00:43:49.780 Why was Steve Austin have such a hard.

00:43:51.820 Why was such a hard.

00:43:53.280 Such in the cans.

00:43:54.560 Why was Steve Austin having such a hard time drive that ATV?

00:43:57.660 Dude, you know, he's having fun.

00:43:59.800 He's getting loose.

00:44:00.860 He like got stuck on the ramp before he even got out into the ring.

00:44:05.400 I didn't know that.

00:44:05.820 Before, like before he went down the ramp, he was stuck on the side of the ramp.

00:44:09.680 And then they backed him up.

00:44:10.960 They moved him around.

00:44:11.640 And then he went down the ramp.

00:44:12.580 and he's ripping it around this thing and i i said i'm like dude he's gone i've run atvs i'm like

00:44:18.300 this guy's going fast sure enough boom right into the barricade and some lady some lady there's a

00:44:26.780 there's a mixed reaction about her reaction whether she like maybe got hit a little bit or

00:44:31.860 like flopped but steve austin ran into the barricade going going way too hard like do you

00:44:39.420 think he had drank beer before he got on that probably no but after he drank two more no he

00:44:45.640 drank more than two oh on well how much that beer really goes in his mouth because he smashes it

00:44:51.620 together it goes everywhere 12 ounce can i saw that can we do is there set are you just throwing

00:44:57.920 up any numbers but he said five five ounces of the beer goes in oh five ounces five of the 12

00:45:02.760 five ounces from 12 ounces so if he does five ounces of every 12 ounces times six cans 30

00:45:08.720 ounces of beer it probably is bro we offered steve a million dollars to be in the prime bottle he 0.98

00:45:16.440 didn't do it so instead he fucking ran an eight ran a poor woman over with an atv oh he's got he's 0.95

00:45:20.880 not he's not the guy i don't care what number it is he's not getting in that bottle ever ever 0.99

00:45:26.200 that's why we offered him a million we were like bro do you want to get in this bottle dude i don't 0.75

00:45:31.340 think he considered it for the wwe universe would kill him kill him i know but it would be it would 0.88

00:45:37.100 imagine it 0.96

00:45:38.200 he face revealed

00:45:39.440 the prime bottle 0.99

00:45:40.020 it's fucking stone cold 0.98

00:45:41.880 it's also 0.99

00:45:42.680 stone cold

00:45:43.760 at WrestleMania

00:45:44.260 he could have done

00:45:44.820 what he wanted

00:45:45.300 yeah he could have done

00:45:45.920 he could have

00:45:46.960 he could have done anything

00:45:48.240 he could have done anything

00:45:48.960 which is why I think

00:45:49.780 it would have worked

00:45:50.540 ultimately in maybe one year

00:45:51.820 but I'm just saying bro

00:45:52.940 like

00:45:53.340 that's so much money

00:45:55.120 it's yeah

00:45:55.780 like imagine you gave him

00:45:56.760 a million and a half

00:45:58.280 and he

00:45:59.060 and he got up

00:45:59.920 with the prime bottle

00:46:00.540 smashed them together

00:46:01.740 drank the two prime bottles

00:46:03.360 that was creative

00:46:04.040 you paid him a million and a half

00:46:05.000 you paid 53% tax on it

00:46:06.460 lost all of it on a house here i'm gonna give it to you michael it's the exact amount how old

00:46:10.260 steve austin now roughly 52 no imagine logan paul at 52 50 and here comes the influencer who has a

00:46:16.940 brand and says hey mr paul i'm gonna put you in this costume and parade you around the

00:46:23.820 universe for 10 million dollars what is logan paul saying wait maybe you're saying absolutely

00:46:31.140 bro it's about the moment unless you lost all your money logan you are not if i called you on

00:46:36.440 that you'd fire me no no it depends how serious it depends how serious you take yourself stone

00:46:42.080 cold strikes me as a guy who takes himself pretty seriously it's stone cold bro and he says so or

00:46:47.760 something he did it's it's bottom line because he said so yes something's at the bottom he's saying

00:46:52.340 something he's saying something weren't we supposed to do a show with him ages ago ages ages ages i've

00:46:58.240 been i've been trying well we need to do that show and he needs to be in the prime outfit for it 0.55

00:47:02.680 so i don't really give a shit what wait so cody roads finished his story and now what his story's 0.61

00:47:09.400 over and john cena's the new champ yes okay so cody tries to get back but what about roman 0.93

00:47:16.700 reigns what by the way is probably one of the best in the business right now but next to me

00:47:22.380 of course what about seth rollins and seth rollins double double paul hayman oh paul hayman what a

00:47:29.480 guy dude you just sicko just everyone bro he punched roman in the nuts and then twisted the

00:47:37.940 knife watch the footage back boom nut shot from behind a double backstab he was also on mcafee 0.90

00:47:45.440 this morning and then does this with his arm you see him twisting his arm around roman cross-eyed

00:47:51.000 falls to the ground i couldn't believe my eyes suppose supposedly also um what's his name kill

00:47:56.440 tony had a roast and paul came on and basically destroyed everybody like crushed and he said the

00:48:03.220 only reason i did it was because i could go on there and beat all of them at their jobs oh my

00:48:08.600 god but i wouldn't go on a podcast and try to take it over because i can't do that pat but i i knew

00:48:15.060 that if i went on that stage i took it over supposedly i gotta watch it because paul he's a

00:48:19.700 god on the mic he's all he's a guy took over he did take over our podcast he crushed it that

00:48:24.560 episode did numbers paul hayman's actually a certified go yeah oh he's 100 shepherd yeah

00:48:30.160 he walks in and he says he tells everybody my name no paul what is it my name is paul hayman

00:48:40.420 they love it no but great marketing but now but now but now what now what he said watch on raw

00:48:46.220 he said he'll be there tonight he's just stabbing everyone in the back yeah what is he gonna do now 0.81

00:48:50.760 everyone could stab rollins in the back him and seth no could stab him in the back maybe 0.98

00:48:55.140 how many backs can you stab i would i would say he actually is the greatest in the org but 0.90

00:49:00.700 really quickly i was well when i was walking to the seats yesterday backstage

00:49:05.040 a woman who calls herself the man walked past me and she's unfortunately the greatest thing in the

00:49:11.080 wrestling in wwe becky lynch i love becky she's back she's great i love her so much she's great 0.95

00:49:15.540 she said fuck i can't i don't want to fuck it up mike so good to see you remember we had the 0.97

00:49:23.200 conversation about the book on the show the show the book came out last year they really that might 0.99

00:49:28.460 be scottish thanks for the conversation on the book it came out and it was a real important

00:49:33.660 moment for me it was important moment for me and my family to put the book out and it came out and

00:49:38.420 that's not pretty good that's pretty good though we always talk about the booze and the hate and

00:49:43.380 the heels yeah man watching her come out and the crowd go man they love her yeah they love

00:49:48.500 she's great she looked great she looked great wait what sorry what was the absence due to again

00:49:53.980 shoulder i don't know didn't she get hurt it hurt me shoulder it was also cute she brought

00:49:59.100 her daughter on uh the press conference oh it was really cute give a 12 second update

00:50:04.520 on what's going on with your daughter with my daughter motherhood uh motherhood's going amazing

00:50:09.620 my daughter is now jumping in the in the what's it called the jolly jolly jumper oh yeah

00:50:16.060 she went she went from not knowing how to jump and now she bends her knees and now she's jumping

00:50:21.440 and her arms and her arms she didn't know and she gets so excited and she she doesn't know how to

00:50:26.460 how to do the excitement so she like tenses up and she goes yeah see my daughter is like they just

00:50:33.060 it's like this most primitive instinct just and she's got the right foot stomp such such a happy

00:50:39.600 baby loves loves to stomp and is now eating bone marrow which makes me a very proud dad she loves 0.89

00:50:45.040 bone marrow it's very good for her and avocado and no she doesn't no mom no more no because she

00:50:49.880 found things she likes more like strawberry and bone marrow being a father is the most rewarding

00:50:55.280 experience in the world we're so excited to go back home and hang out with our our baby who is

00:51:02.920 just an angel on earth and i thank god every day that he has blessed me with such a beautiful

00:51:08.760 daughter i should have gone to church i love you i probably should have gone to church i was

00:51:12.200 preparing for for my match god if you can please forgive me for not going to church on easter

00:51:16.800 and also you can make all my other sins as well you can make up for it by going on george janko's

00:51:21.380 podcast he really does want that is no no that's a conversation he i think he i think he may be

00:51:27.520 coming to puerto rico uh to do a pod with me and jake for jake no no he wanted to do with both of

00:51:34.120 us for him i think you should i think you should do a solo bro that's that's that's it was his

00:51:41.400 idea i just i'm a no you should do solo i i like the idea of the three of you doing it but bro you

00:51:46.480 guys could have a real heart to heart about a lot of stuff you know maybe jake could come in like

00:51:51.920 they start yeah or he just does two episodes one with jake and i like i like one-on-one i mean bro

00:51:56.320 you guys could cover a lot of ground i'm proud of him dude he's he's done he's done good things

00:52:01.560 and and also like truthfully like seeing the number of uh younger people 16 17 18 that are

00:52:10.880 in church right now it's there's a real movement going on and and i was talking to pat to the

00:52:14.960 pastor jaben about it too like 20 years ago there was a massive atheist movement like in the early

00:52:20.560 2000s everybody was running away from god and it's it's the pendulum's wild like it's wild to

00:52:25.540 see everybody coming back now and this is like conservative you know movement let me mention

00:52:29.900 an analogy that i've heard recently more than once it is my favorite analogy in the entire world

00:52:37.980 i'm not gonna say it because i'm gonna fucking butcher it but there is an analogy about two 0.73

00:52:43.640 babies in the womb that is analogous to one's belief in god something greater after death 0.96

00:52:51.480 it's uh type in babies in the womb delivery analogy if you want to be inspired

00:52:58.700 or or if you're someone who is like on the fence about uh god and life after death

00:53:06.700 it is it is so amazing i'm not going to butcher it here i'm going to memorize it though so one

00:53:13.840 day i can say it properly but have you seen it okay i'm i'm not even going to try but please

00:53:19.520 look it up but with the amount of value that you've placed in it by way of your tone in the

00:53:23.620 delivery of what you just said i i will look into it to be honest i actually will look into it after

00:53:28.960 it's the most it's the greatest analogy i've ever heard in my life it's it's basically

00:53:34.260 i don't want to do it until i get it right can we ask chat yeah why don't why don't we just why

00:53:40.180 don't we just play it john schneider john okay john okay okay schneider baby in the womb analogy

00:53:51.980 are you sure john schneider did this john schneider

00:53:56.900 pretty sure it's a long oh here this guy this guy this guy you have the clip so one of my favorite

00:54:04.660 stories is in a mother's womb with two babies and one turns to the other and says do you believe in

00:54:12.700 life after delivery and the other replies but of course there has to be something after delivery

00:54:19.080 maybe we're here to prepare ourselves for what will be later nonsense at the first there's no

00:54:24.780 life after delivery what kind of life would that be i don't know said the second but there'll be

00:54:31.360 more light than here maybe we'll walk with our legs and eat with our mouths maybe we'll have

00:54:36.360 other senses we can't understand now first goes that's ridiculous walking is impossible and eating

00:54:42.960 with our mouths that's absurd the umbilical cord is what scientifically supplies nutrition and all

00:54:48.480 that we need but it's far too short life after delivery is to be logically excluded

00:54:53.400 and the second says what if it's just different than it is here maybe we don't need that physical

00:55:00.500 cord anymore the first goes okay if there were life after delivery then tell me why has no one

00:55:06.380 ever come back from there delivery is the end of life and in the after delivery is nothing but

00:55:11.840 darkness and silence and oblivion it takes us nowhere and the second says but certainly we'll

00:55:17.440 meet mother and she'll take care of us the first goes mother you actually believe in mother if

00:55:25.100 mother exists where is she now and the second goes she's all around us we are of her it is in her that

00:55:32.660 we live without her this world would not and could not exist and the first says i don't see her

00:55:40.120 it's only logical that she's not here to which the second replied sometimes when you're in silence

00:55:47.140 and you really listen

00:55:48.240 you can perceive her presence

00:55:50.700 you can hear her loving voice

00:55:52.760 calling down from above

00:55:53.880 isn't that dope

00:55:56.520 so good

00:55:57.680 I love that

00:55:58.520 it makes so much sense to me

00:56:01.860 yes

00:56:02.240 wow

00:56:03.680 I gotta get out of here

00:56:04.620 I gotta get back to my daughter

00:56:06.020 I do too

00:56:06.680 let's go 1.00

00:56:07.220 let's get back to our daughters 0.99

00:56:08.180 let's go see your daughter

00:56:09.560 oh you're coming

00:56:10.800 I know

00:56:11.380 come see your granddaughter

00:56:12.120 alright guys

00:56:13.360 Mike

00:56:13.800 I love you bro

00:56:14.520 love you too bro

00:56:15.080 I love you seriously

00:56:16.180 Thanks for coming this weekend and supporting me.

00:56:17.580 Let me know if you want to set up any more dinners.

00:56:19.780 No, I'm kidding.

00:56:20.620 I'm kidding.

00:56:21.020 I'm kidding.

00:56:22.120 Sign off.

00:56:22.720 I'm joking.

00:56:24.360 Yo, thank you guys so much for viewing, watching, and subscribing.

00:56:27.720 We'll see you guys next week.

00:56:28.960 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 23, 2025

Logan Paul’s Backstage Fight with John Cena, Finding God w⧸ George Janko, Jake Paul’s Next Fight

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