Impaulsive with Logan Paul - LOSING OUR FRIEND DWARF MAMBA - IMPAULSIVE EP. 88

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00:02:16.200 the video games and like not going on to spencer i don't know what the fuck to do with my life 0.99

00:02:21.480 I'm a boss as fuck 0.99

00:02:23.120 and when I go 0.99

00:02:24.040 I just have to take a

00:02:25.520 yeah you're good bro

00:02:26.380 I don't know if that's the best way

00:02:39.700 to get the podcast started

00:02:40.940 should we just start it

00:02:41.880 here we go

00:02:42.580 yeah we'll ignore that

00:02:43.660 welcome back to Impulsive

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00:02:51.120 subscribe turn those post notifications on we're flying the channel is flying we're doing a lot of 0.96

00:02:54.720 big things our house smells like shit the dogs won't stop farting well mike is blaming it on the 0.98

00:02:59.480 dogs and i'm sort of kind of curious i think it's just you no it's the dogs man if it was me i would 0.98

00:03:04.360 say hey man i farted are you really because last night i don't know if you guys noticed the whole

00:03:09.240 house just really the worst thing i've ever felt in my entire life and then if you if you saw over

00:03:14.640 there in that corner somehow uh there was dog poop on the floor they got smeared in a five foot by

00:03:20.400 five foot square and also on top of a

00:03:22.300 chair. I don't

00:03:24.220 know. Disaster. How? I don't know.

00:03:26.500 We should light a candle. Hey, can we get a candle?

00:03:28.240 Can we order a candle?

00:03:30.160 There's one on the table there, yeah.

00:03:32.800 Also, we saw

00:03:33.580 a pterodactyl in our backyard

00:03:36.200 yesterday. I thought those were fucking extinct. 0.99

00:03:38.520 Biggest bird I've ever seen in my entire 0.99

00:03:40.400 life. It was huge.

00:03:41.800 Like a wingspan, probably 20, 30 feet.

00:03:44.300 It came down, it took the, you know, the tire

00:03:46.480 that you flip over with Jake that you guys

00:03:48.280 put all your might into. Yeah.

00:03:49.820 It picked that up at least 40 feet off the ground, dropped it.

00:03:54.860 Then it took the boxing ring off the little concrete blocks that it's on.

00:04:00.040 Impossible.

00:04:00.100 The bird had to have 80, 90-foot wings.

00:04:02.880 This is like you're exaggerating.

00:04:04.080 No, not at all.

00:04:04.980 This is the same bird that killed the fish.

00:04:06.880 Remember in the Rest in Peace Kong video?

00:04:08.980 We have it on film, killing our koi fish, dude.

00:04:12.400 And so he comes and he stabs our fish with his beak and flies off.

00:04:14.820 When I saw it fly away, he was flapping his wings

00:04:17.500 and a tree broke, a full tree, oak tree broke off 0.99

00:04:21.040 at its fucking little root. 1.00

00:04:23.620 Root? 1.00

00:04:24.280 Mike was explaining how, like, you know,

00:04:26.940 there's attacks from, like, underneath the ground

00:04:28.720 and attacks from the surface level.

00:04:31.120 But what were you saying about that?

00:04:32.640 Nothing is scarier than an attack from the sky.

00:04:35.060 I think this is just the scariest thing in the world.

00:04:37.560 Imagine a giant pterodactyl.

00:04:40.320 Just coming down and can take your whole house

00:04:43.220 off its foundation. 0.99

00:04:44.400 obliterated like imagine how the the koi feel bro all they're used to is swimming in water 0.99

00:04:49.580 then all of a sudden you get pierced in the fucking heart by a pterodactyl be ripped from 1.00

00:04:54.060 your home i'm more i'm more stupid now actually after listening to you guys you're more stupid 1.00

00:04:59.740 or are you more or are you woke or are you woke damn here's the thing man we have a conversation 1.00

00:05:06.980 at the beginning of every show it's always fun and games like we're all friends here i'm fucking 0.99

00:05:11.980 pissed at you you you yeah i didn't tell you about this but i'm gonna roll it out right now 0.96

00:05:18.000 i heard about this actually this last night and we'll get into oh we'll get into black mirror a 0.99

00:05:22.920 little bit more after this that's a whole nother fucking story i had a girl over that i have been 0.92

00:05:28.680 trying to hook up with for a long time can we get we give her an arbitrary name just so i can 1.00

00:05:33.940 address her let's call her amanda okay all right for the fuck of it all right she came over with 0.99

00:05:40.280 her friend who we'll just give it an arbitrary activity you've already hooked up with okay 0.99

00:05:46.580 we they came over we're hanging out we're watching black mirror all things were going

00:05:51.300 swimmingly i was in make out mode but quietly carefully because there were people around

00:05:56.380 mike iterated to me that he was like getting a hand job under the covers i didn't no i didn't

00:06:00.040 never said that never said that we were making yeah okay all fair game cool cool cool all fine

00:06:05.060 the end of the night i in my mind i'm like okay i'm like y'all get your new bro she's like i have

00:06:10.060 shoot in the morning i'm like all right i'll get you an uber home in the morning i'm like all logan

00:06:13.480 has to do is not like somehow make a severe and continuous lapse in judgment here out of nowhere

00:06:20.340 he gets up and goes well that's it for me guys i'm off to bed and walks out of the room and the

00:06:26.580 girl's friend is then pissed off and she's like why doesn't he like me i want to go home now 0.94

00:06:31.540 she's all pissed off and then she's like makes the other girl fucking go home i don't think anyone 0.97

00:06:36.760 have sympathy for you, Mike. Get over it. Be cooler 0.99

00:06:38.860 and smash earlier, dude. You know what I said?

00:06:41.000 I said to the girl that I had hooked up with, I was like,

00:06:43.200 yo, Amanda, she's like, 1.00

00:06:45.360 you know, she won't fuck 1.00

00:06:46.900 Mike. And she's like, that's so weird. She fucks every 0.99

00:06:48.860 other dude. 1.00

00:06:50.400 I was like, Mikey, like, it's just not my fault, bro.

00:06:53.060 That's what she said? Yes, yes.

00:06:54.480 That's what you're going after, man. You're trying to see you're the bad.

00:06:57.440 But these girls have, like, infighting, 1.00

00:06:59.100 so I don't know. Just rub 1.00

00:07:00.900 me the wrong way. You know what?

00:07:02.200 Black Mirror rubbed me the wrong way. Spoiler alert.

00:07:04.840 Double tap 10 seconds and then double tap again

00:07:07.560 Past the Black Mirror section if you're going to watch it

00:07:09.880 Striking Vipers

00:07:11.340 I love Black Mirror

00:07:12.840 It's by far my

00:07:15.480 Favorite thing to watch

00:07:16.840 I've watched every single episode twice

00:07:19.640 And they just came out with three new episodes

00:07:21.820 One of them had Miley Cyrus

00:07:23.860 In it which Mike iterated to me was 0.98

00:07:25.420 Garbage 0.95

00:07:26.100 The worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life 0.98

00:07:27.700 I'm so upset with how this season is going

00:07:30.380 It's just terrible

00:07:31.400 Yesterday we watched this episode called Striking Vipers

00:07:34.320 it was uh it's a play on mortal combat right but it's called striking vipers and it hit us um i'm

00:07:40.700 gonna i'm gonna tread lightly here because it's just uh all right so what what what about it did

00:07:48.420 you not like no it's because at the end of the day it ended with a it's pretty thought-provoking it's

00:07:53.080 not that i didn't like it i was just not exactly sure what the fuck i was watching which is which 0.96

00:07:59.160 is black mirror point of i mean that you just defined black by the way do you know what black 0.97

00:08:02.480 why it's called that um no yeah when you look at your phone screen it's a black it's a picture 0.99

00:08:08.160 bro is that really why it's called no no no fuck sorry look when it's when you're sleeping 0.89

00:08:12.540 technology when the screen is black it's a black mirror it's a mirror it's all about it's a play 0.97

00:08:17.700 on tech is that like something like spiritually that is bad for you or is it just well i mean

00:08:23.440 like technology consuming our lives listen let's stop treading carefully the episode was trash it 0.98

00:08:27.980 was absolute garbage the the whole season i've seen why is it why is it trash trash i've seen 0.98

00:08:33.640 two episodes of the new season so far and they both suck the miley cyrus one and this new one 0.97

00:08:38.300 the old ones were very like future facing and they were so twisted let me dive in let me dive

00:08:44.240 in let me dive in here's why i don't know how to say okay there's a video game where the two actors

00:08:50.140 there were two uh two two dudes and um they they put on this head thing and you get in their in

00:08:56.860 their mind and they entered the video game so they are playing as the mortal combat characters

00:09:01.280 one of the dudes played as a female and one of the dudes played as a male now they started fighting

00:09:06.820 and then quickly therein they started making out and so i was like whoa like i don't know you could

00:09:14.180 do that in like mortal combat or striking vipers which we found out like we figured is like two 0.95

00:09:18.820 dicks just like touch like striking striking and such tips and so we're like whoa gay video game 0.99

00:09:24.300 sex interesting but then the characters the actors were like yo but it's not gay and here we are 0.99

00:09:31.640 thinking like are they gay is it is it just like a video game thing a sensation there and again i

00:09:37.900 want to tread lightly here but that was what they had to figure out so the two dudes spoiler alert

00:09:42.700 at the end are like yo we just got to meet up and kiss in real life it's because we got to figure

00:09:47.520 out like is this like a thing between us like experimenting with our sexuality of course and so 0.99

00:09:52.060 watching these two semi-straight dudes like try to kiss they're just like yo just fucking kiss me 0.88

00:09:58.160 man and like he grabs him and then they end up getting in a huge fight yeah like a fist fight 0.83

00:10:03.760 but it's not even that it's just like the whole like remember like we were like 25 minutes in

00:10:09.500 the episode and you go mike gee i really hope this picks up like the episodes are all very

00:10:15.260 slow okay so here let's answer this if we're if we're gonna determine why this episode is flawed

00:10:20.840 if you two were the were the gentleman right you guys are you guys are friends yeah very close

00:10:25.740 friends well i've had this moment you guys were the guys in the game are playing the game

00:10:30.420 is it is it gave you guys hook up in the game no uh i don't know that's why black like if you

00:10:37.140 if you smash mike and mike's a chick in the game is that well because the dude who was playing the

00:10:42.000 chick was like yo it feels so good you don't understand what it's like like all that's all

00:10:45.440 that stuff is like that's all that's all like ancillary to the fact that if you bring this 0.97

00:10:50.820 back to the fucking overarching fact that black mirror sucks these first three seasons i'm going 0.97

00:10:54.400 to kill you because you've done it three times please focus on this episode first no no i'm not 0.99

00:10:58.680 i'm saying i am i'm focusing on this episode which sucks the first three the first three i disagree 0.99

00:11:03.380 the first the first three seasons of black mirror he's doing it again you've done this three times 0.51

00:11:07.560 oh you're telling me not to do that yes oh yeah you've done it three times now please focus on

00:11:12.300 the micro this specific episode keep going macro here's last last note i can't focus on this episode 0.98

00:11:18.120 because it's like imagine if somebody's like you see that pile of dog shit and you're like focus 0.69

00:11:22.220 like i don't want it for the four it's terrible okay so i think the reason why it's good i think 0.94

00:11:27.140 the reason why i enjoyed the episode personally is because obviously in 2019 it's a very heated

00:11:33.260 time for different genders and different you know sexual preferences i thought it was interesting

00:11:38.400 because the episode made me consider like that's what people feel like that are are gay probably

00:11:44.580 is like they have these sexual desires and then when they express those desires they're like

00:11:49.560 is this good is this bad so i thought it kind of like helped me go to that mental space that's

00:11:55.280 hard for me to i enjoyed i thoroughly enjoyed the episode i thought it was really i was talking it

00:12:01.740 was interesting i i was still talking i was still talking actually i'm still talking the point in

00:12:07.340 the episode where i was like okay i think i'm having a problem here is when the dude the one

00:12:12.240 actor who who played as the girl and was like yo it feels so good to like be a girl in the video 0.95

00:12:16.640 game and get fucked he's like y'all like i i played as the polar bear like i fucked the polar 0.97

00:12:21.840 bear that was a line he said i fucked i fucked as the polar bear and i was just like wow they're 0.99

00:12:27.900 really going for it all right we talked about this too much mike's making it really difficult 0.98

00:12:30.580 he's sweating so i feel like no it's hot because we no it's not we turned the ac off but that my

00:12:34.840 Literally, the last note on it is

00:12:38.700 I think there's no room for last note.

00:12:40.220 The last note on it is

00:12:41.540 why can't we compare

00:12:43.220 whatever, I don't care.

00:12:44.920 Wow, literally. 1.00

00:12:45.900 Fuck, fuck. 1.00

00:12:46.680 We just wasted another 10 seconds. 1.00

00:12:47.820 Bro, Logan,

00:12:48.740 the fattest cop

00:12:50.240 in the history of the world, 1.00

00:12:51.520 you moron. 1.00

00:12:52.700 You fucking moron. 1.00

00:12:54.140 I'm not going to do it. 1.00

00:12:54.540 Shut the fuck up. 0.99

00:12:55.900 Because the episode 0.99

00:12:56.760 where it's just us, dude,

00:12:58.420 I saw so many comments

00:12:59.520 that were like, 0.99

00:13:00.300 yo, Mike, please just let Logan fucking talk. 0.98

00:13:01.540 Yeah, but you know how many episodes, 0.99

00:13:02.620 you know how many comments I see

00:13:03.580 that are like, 0.99

00:13:03.920 I never fucked with Logan Paul 1.00

00:13:05.240 or his stupid vlogs 1.00

00:13:06.060 until you came on 1.00

00:13:06.800 and brought the adult range in.

00:13:08.400 I see just as many comments.

00:13:09.840 Okay, I'll show them to you.

00:13:11.500 People are like,

00:13:12.260 yo, I don't care about

00:13:13.000 Logan's 12-year-old vlogs.

00:13:14.760 I don't care about Logan Paul's

00:13:15.920 12-year-old vlogs

00:13:17.260 or the fact that he has no idea

00:13:18.680 what he's talking about.

00:13:19.320 If you didn't come out 1.00

00:13:20.820 and start talking about shit, 1.00

00:13:22.040 Logan Paul has no idea 1.00

00:13:23.840 what he's saying about shit. 1.00

00:13:24.980 He's an intellectual 1.00

00:13:25.560 and he knows what he's doing. 1.00

00:13:26.340 You don't know shit 0.99

00:13:27.260 about anything. 0.99

00:13:28.480 I know about some things.

00:13:29.860 Nothing. 1.00

00:13:30.400 Go back to Gun Girl.

00:13:31.820 Go back to any episode. 1.00

00:13:32.740 you don't know shit about shit. 1.00

00:13:34.320 Let's fucking talk about it, Mark. 1.00

00:13:36.400 Let's fucking talk about it, bro. 1.00

00:13:37.780 I don't want to. 1.00

00:13:38.420 Just stop being an asshole 1.00

00:13:39.260 on this episode. 1.00

00:13:39.540 I think there's a difference 0.95

00:13:40.540 between being ignorant 0.95

00:13:41.940 and not knowing 1.00

00:13:42.800 when to shut the fuck up, 0.99

00:13:44.120 which you clearly don't, Mark. 0.99

00:13:45.180 Because you're not letting me

00:13:46.860 finish what I'm saying.

00:13:47.580 You're like,

00:13:47.860 oh, don't try to compare it

00:13:49.200 to other episodes of the show.

00:13:51.180 When you try to talk about,

00:13:52.940 Black Mirror has been a great series.

00:13:56.520 Three seasons that we've watched

00:13:57.840 every episode of.

00:13:59.240 Then I watched the Miley Cyrus episode.

00:14:01.520 It was terrible.

00:14:02.240 I watched this episode and it was not 0.99

00:14:04.420 It just wasn't on the same level as the other shit 0.98

00:14:06.820 That's my final point on it 0.99

00:14:09.020 You said this five times

00:14:10.140 Well you know what I like repeating myself

00:14:11.780 It's a good final point

00:14:12.980 Well maybe you should stop

00:14:16.500 No I'm not going to 0.99

00:14:17.480 I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want 0.98

00:14:18.480 Because that's my brand 1.00

00:14:19.300 That's why people fuck with me 1.00

00:14:20.440 Because I don't cower to fucking people like you 1.00

00:14:22.700 No you do 1.00

00:14:23.460 No I don't

00:14:24.800 I can't say this

00:14:26.380 I'm going to tread lightly here

00:14:27.960 I'm going to tread lightly here

00:14:29.480 I'm going to tread lightly here 1.00

00:14:31.160 I don't tread lightly, bitch 1.00

00:14:32.620 Yeah, man, he's so fucking tough 1.00

00:14:33.960 If anyone in this house knows 0.83

00:14:35.720 Two weeks ago, Mike had a little Twitter thing go under 0.98

00:14:38.380 And this man was shitting his pants 0.78

00:14:40.540 He's like, yo, man, it's real bad, my brand 0.91

00:14:42.500 I'm like, you have 9,000 followers on Twitter 0.99

00:14:44.040 I can assure you, no one gives a fuck, bro 0.98

00:14:45.720 And he was freaking out 0.98

00:14:47.220 From such a micro-influencer

00:14:49.300 You act like you're so macro

00:14:51.100 All I'm saying is, tread lightly, man

00:14:53.340 Don't piss off the sponsors, tread lightly, man

00:14:56.080 Okay? We don't have sponsors

00:14:57.320 I know, because you fucked us 0.99

00:14:58.940 as usual i won't argue that you're right i screwed this whole operation what a fun way to start wow 0.99

00:15:08.020 wow that's all i can say that was that was entertaining plus the air conditioning's broke 0.97

00:15:15.420 dude it's fucking no it's not broke andre turned it off you oh no not someone turned it off in the 0.97

00:15:21.520 house i had to sleep in here last night in the garage with my two dogs they were whining 0.99

00:15:25.800 So speaking of cutting you off by the way

00:15:29.020 What else do you have to say about the Dobrik thing

00:15:30.800 Because you should have a chance to finish your statement

00:15:32.560 Well that's what everyone was saying

00:15:33.820 Yeah here's why I should cut you off

00:15:35.180 Because you have nothing else to say

00:15:36.480 You're wrong

00:15:37.100 I forgot

00:15:38.220 I have security cameras everywhere in my house

00:15:41.520 So I went on

00:15:42.720 And I looked at the time

00:15:45.440 When David, Corinna, and Jeff were on the studio

00:15:49.620 You could hear what they were saying

00:15:51.080 I could hear what they were saying

00:15:51.820 They made a suicide forest joke

00:15:53.180 one of them one of them uh jeff was actually it was caught on camera someone like instagram him 0.97

00:15:58.200 and he was like making fun of me and my my mistakes and my controversy jeff what's fucking 0.71

00:16:01.760 good bro then then you text me the next day and you want to say you want to go running it 0.92

00:16:05.420 running canyon or you want to box sometime like please please come over and we can handle this 0.99

00:16:10.440 like fucking men instead of coming on my house on my podcast and talking shit and david too bro like 0.99

00:16:16.040 yeah i everyone everyone has has these internet personas but they come to my house a real 1.00

00:16:23.160 life and and the the blatant disrespect right in front of my eyes like but but also behind my back

00:16:29.780 uh i don't like it i feel like this is another one of those bot those sparring things like where

00:16:36.280 we entered on in the episode after he sparred and he just hates everyone no i think i love people

00:16:41.000 i think i think you're offering like a really valid point like why are people coming into your

00:16:46.600 house disrespecting like disrespecting your set and what you've done i get it a lot of it is for

00:16:54.300 the content and that's part of their life that's part of what they do but when it comes down to

00:16:58.960 like you're pulling up the same thing over and over and trying to not only were they doing that 0.79

00:17:04.900 to you too what i actually thought was really fucked up was they talked to hayden like they 0.64

00:17:10.260 pulled hayden aside and the only thing they said to him was yeah i'll let you say i don't fully 0.98

00:17:14.980 remember david goes oh you're you out of the suicide force video like david shut the fuck up 0.99

00:17:19.740 dude for real like time to move on uh we get at your hot shit now but i think i can speak for 0.99

00:17:25.340 everyone who knows you if you keep this attitude up your time is coming i was there dude i was 0.99

00:17:31.020 fucking there so ease up tiger ease the fuck up oh there we go respect i think you should spar that 0.98

00:17:38.100 guy what's his name ryan jeff jeff uh i think you should spar him bro jeff with tech you want the 1.00

00:17:43.880 smoke come over to my house come to the come to the maverick house if you're gonna talk shit 0.97

00:17:47.900 behind someone's back bro like come do it at the house come do it the right way hop in the ring and 0.99

00:17:52.520 actually like back up what you gotta say i gotta play devil's advocate on this one just because

00:17:56.600 that's the way this episode's going okay okay jokes is jokes jokes is jokes i mean that's to

00:18:02.320 a lot of people in this industry that whole thing's a joke yeah it's at logan's expense but people joke

00:18:06.240 about it all the time wait just throwing that out okay okay jokes is jokes i i i haven't forgotten 0.96

00:18:11.920 about you our guest who's one of my best friends but wait we're we're in the shits right now

00:18:15.600 are you gonna settle it wait i want i want to bring you on in one sec jokes is jokes indeed 0.62

00:18:20.700 why i don't think it was a joke is because david and i aren't like this yo what's good man tight

00:18:26.800 good to see you we used to be but now but now he can't he comes to my house my party uh my

00:18:33.560 cameraman goes to film him dips out jeff steps in front of my cameraman like it was so blatantly

00:18:41.040 obvious that they were trying to avoid being captured by us and i'm just sitting here confused

00:18:46.340 like yo did you come here to get some bit for your vlog and avoid being captured on any of our

00:18:53.060 content or did you come here to have fun with everyone else i i think he's got some some good

00:18:58.360 i'm gonna introduce our guest um as soon as i get my laptop here we go hey man hey sorry this

00:19:05.420 got so heated right away guys he today is a very special episode of impulsive our guest today is

00:19:10.380 one of my absolute best friends.

00:19:12.340 We literally made a series called Best

00:19:14.320 Friends. He's my roommate, and he is

00:19:16.340 a superstar. It's my

00:19:18.320 BFF, Evan Akinrod, a.k.a.

00:19:20.320 Dwarf Mamba.

00:19:21.460 Woo! 0.99

00:19:24.300 Good to see you, man.

00:19:26.200 No one's entered like that. Just straight

00:19:28.300 across the table. And no one would jump up like that

00:19:30.340 either. You got some hops. You do got hops.

00:19:32.380 Hell yeah. Look, I want

00:19:34.280 to give this episode due diligence,

00:19:36.520 bro, and really dive

00:19:38.360 in, because I think this could be one of

00:19:40.320 most important and special episodes that we do i think having you on is is well overdue but did

00:19:46.020 you did you have something to say about the uh dobrik situation so going back to what mike says

00:19:50.860 joke and jokes that's kind of like i guess in my situations where i make i guess jokingly videos

00:19:56.440 about my dwarfism kind of like what logan said there's only certain extent extent that a person

00:20:01.960 could go there's only extent a person could go in the relationship with that person like like

00:20:09.920 logan said how tight you are with that person like logan can make jokes about me all the time

00:20:14.480 because i know he's joking and we're bros and we love to laugh yeah but like if someone out on the

00:20:19.240 street makes a joke about me i know they're doing it intentionally and to and like bashfully that's

00:20:25.280 just not cool yeah malintent malintent and you're absolutely right i think that's my problem i think

00:20:29.320 this is this is actually super close to the crowder situation that we like skimmed over lightly

00:20:35.000 like drunkenly the other day where it's like trying to figure out how to draw the line like

00:20:40.380 let's let's be honest they didn't know they were on camera they didn't intend for that joke to ever

00:20:44.660 get out so it was a joke that was behind closed doors right i think i it sounded like they turned

00:20:49.260 on the vlog mode and i think they filmed the joke i think they filmed it and it didn't make the cut

00:20:53.900 they would never make that they would never air that someone someone instagrammed jeff in the

00:20:59.480 middle of his thing he was sitting right here and he's like oh i'm on camera this was supposed to be 0.94

00:21:03.080 private yeah well what i'm saying hey talk your shit about me like somewhere else not in my 0.98

00:21:07.720 fucking house on my podcast bro oh yeah plus i snuck in yeah it's weird they didn't sneak in i 0.99

00:21:12.640 found out my assistant danny fangirl then led them in here what the fuck she's like and this 0.99

00:21:19.700 is the podcast room hey but that show is like what kind of people they really are bro what 0.97

00:21:25.820 they say they're gonna take advantage they're like yo they asked where's the podcast yeah so

00:21:31.280 They were just coming off, like, innocent.

00:21:33.180 Well, I mean, like, I will say, like, 0.99

00:21:37.560 Corinne is kind of a fucking sweetheart, dude. 0.99

00:21:39.840 Like, uh... 0.99

00:21:40.800 I have no problems.

00:21:41.740 I, like...

00:21:42.560 It happens.

00:21:44.160 I don't know.

00:21:44.620 It happens.

00:21:45.440 Sort of want to exclude her.

00:21:46.720 Yeah.

00:21:47.040 I have no problems or opinions on any of these people, by the way.

00:21:49.320 I don't know what happened.

00:21:50.060 I don't know the whole backstory.

00:21:51.480 When do you know what happened?

00:21:52.520 We literally just covered it.

00:21:53.320 No, I know.

00:21:53.780 No, no, no.

00:21:54.500 I know that.

00:21:55.100 But, like, I don't know, like, why they were saying it

00:21:56.800 or, like, what the context was.

00:21:58.320 What do you mean, Mr. Devil's Advocate?

00:21:59.680 There's no need to be a context.

00:22:00.880 Well, I make horrible jokes all the time about terrible things.

00:22:03.440 All of us do.

00:22:04.040 I'll speak for all four of us.

00:22:05.000 We make terrible jokes that are horrible.

00:22:07.340 Spencer, maybe not as bad.

00:22:08.400 Let me ask you this.

00:22:08.780 I was going to say, why are you throwing all of us into that?

00:22:10.660 Have you ever gone to someone's house and made the most hurtful joke you could about them at their residence?

00:22:16.880 100%.

00:22:17.120 Behind their back?

00:22:17.860 Absolutely. 1.00

00:22:18.400 You're a shit. 1.00

00:22:18.980 Absolutely. 1.00

00:22:19.540 And you've done terrible things too, bro. 0.99

00:22:21.520 That's disgusting. 0.94

00:22:21.760 So don't act like an angel. 0.99

00:22:23.140 No, no, no, no, no.

00:22:23.760 Not in the context that I just gave.

00:22:25.160 Yes, I've done terrible things. 1.00

00:22:26.660 It's just, it's like sitting on, it's such a bullshit. 0.99

00:22:28.880 It's like what? 1.00

00:22:29.300 it's like sitting here

00:22:30.540 give me an example bro 1.00

00:22:31.560 give me a fucking example 1.00

00:22:32.660 of what I just said 1.00

00:22:33.560 you can't

00:22:34.060 you literally can't

00:22:34.900 because I've never done that 1.00

00:22:35.960 fuck you Mark 1.00

00:22:37.460 going into someone's house 1.00

00:22:38.920 and making a joke

00:22:39.640 in their basement or garage

00:22:40.760 like yeah

00:22:41.160 people do that all the time

00:22:42.480 they're at a party dude

00:22:43.720 no if I don't like that person

00:22:45.180 I will not be at that person

00:22:46.100 yeah like

00:22:46.520 I just don't get it

00:22:47.780 do you have an enemy

00:22:49.460 do you have an enemy

00:22:50.120 I don't have enemies

00:22:52.000 I don't have any enemies

00:22:53.160 because I maintain

00:22:54.200 every relationship

00:22:54.980 I don't burn bridges at all

00:22:56.460 I'm dead serious

00:22:57.180 I'm on good terms 1.00

00:22:57.900 even someone's a piece of shit 1.00

00:22:59.280 By the way, think about it. 1.00

00:23:01.780 A lot of those people that were at that party,

00:23:04.100 Banks, Alyssa,

00:23:05.440 a lot of those people were at that party

00:23:07.560 because I've tried to fix bridges

00:23:09.360 that have been burned by Logan.

00:23:11.240 I am Evan.

00:23:15.520 Oh, you're going to put me in the middle of that?

00:23:16.800 You're not going to say anything at all?

00:23:20.460 That's my job.

00:23:21.420 I like building relationships and being friends with everyone

00:23:23.360 so I don't have enemies so I can't relate to what question you're about.

00:23:26.160 Because you don't like your friends

00:23:27.300 to be enemies with your other friends.

00:23:29.060 I think that's more of the situation.

00:23:31.460 That's Mad Noble.

00:23:32.180 That's good.

00:23:32.920 Right, right.

00:23:33.640 But I just want to clarify, like,

00:23:34.720 it isn't just me burning the bridge, bro.

00:23:36.680 I'm often reactive.

00:23:37.680 Facts. 1.00

00:23:38.020 Like with this Dober situation. 1.00

00:23:40.140 Why I invited him to the party. 1.00

00:23:41.460 I thought David could come and have fun. 0.99

00:23:43.620 Not fucking dog on me in my house 0.99

00:23:44.940 on the set of my podcast. 1.00

00:23:46.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:46.660 I get that.

00:23:47.560 And by the way, I'm also on your side.

00:23:48.960 I'm just trying to look at, like, the other side.

00:23:50.560 Yeah, no, I get it.

00:23:51.340 I get it.

00:23:51.640 I'm glad.

00:23:52.260 Okay, so, Spencer, did he quit?

00:23:55.100 Did he walk?

00:23:55.800 He's still our roommate, yeah?

00:23:56.980 All right, cool.

00:23:57.300 all right so look evan here let's dive into the podcast this is the juice this is what i really

00:24:02.140 want to talk about because this episode does mean a lot to me yeah um evan what up one of my best

00:24:07.820 friends in the world uh i can't believe it's taken us this long to get you on the podcast

00:24:12.460 well technically i've been on one before it was the second one but not technically the second

00:24:16.320 uh reoccurring guest oh shit all right but now you are the guest bro and i want to focus 0.88

00:24:23.180 on you today because you have a condition called dwarfism that i think is often 0.96

00:24:28.920 pun kind of intended overlooked um i'm so sorry he can make that joke though he can make that joke

00:24:36.600 but like you just we just i'm so sorry but i i often i don't make dwarf jokes i i actually like

00:24:43.500 i i try i don't want to say that well you go on youtube and you look up logan paul

00:24:50.100 Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.

00:24:51.480 Making dwarf jokes, sorry.

00:24:53.020 Because you're best friends. 0.80

00:24:54.140 No, no, no, real life.

00:24:55.400 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:24:56.480 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:57.080 Real life, I'm never making dwarf jokes. 1.00

00:24:59.020 On camera, I've made some dwarf jokes. 1.00

00:25:00.820 Yes. 1.00

00:25:01.600 Including one now.

00:25:02.600 Just including, just check it out.

00:25:04.560 No, but yeah, man, we've been friends for a minute.

00:25:08.180 I was actually scrolling on my Instagram here,

00:25:11.300 and my fifth picture is of you.

00:25:14.580 Wow.

00:25:15.760 This is literally the fifth picture I ever posted.

00:25:18.840 August 6th, 2013.

00:25:21.280 Do you remember this?

00:25:21.820 Is there no cash in?

00:25:22.520 It's just me.

00:25:23.120 Solid day in Michigan with my dude Evan. 0.99

00:25:24.980 Dwarf Mamba.

00:25:26.380 Without a tag, was it just, he didn't even have the name yet?

00:25:29.420 I don't know.

00:25:30.000 Do you remember when we first met?

00:25:30.900 I don't think I had Dwarf Mamba.

00:25:31.760 I had Dwarf Guru.

00:25:32.800 Oh, that was right.

00:25:33.440 I was Dwarf Guru. 0.66

00:25:34.140 And then I switched my Instagram to Dwarf Mamba. 0.95

00:25:35.800 What did you say?

00:25:36.400 Do you remember what you first said to me when you saw me? 0.99

00:25:38.820 I said, damn, you're tall. 0.99

00:25:39.780 And I said, damn, you're short. 1.00

00:25:41.820 Best friends ever since. 0.99

00:25:42.380 Best friends ever since. 1.00

00:25:45.120 Yeah, you were at a Dwarf convention. 0.99

00:25:47.220 Yeah.

00:25:47.520 i was at a dwarf convention and you drove three and a half hours yeah what and what goes on there

00:25:52.160 for people don't because they're they're amazing the dwarf convention so i've been to two or three

00:25:55.440 now yeah so there's like technically two different types of dwarf conventions there's the world dwarf

00:25:59.840 games and then there's um lpa little people of america and little people of america is once a

00:26:06.580 year around july 4th and it's held in various spots of the united states so it's different spots

00:26:12.200 every year so in this year it's in san fran which i'm going um what goes down there is there's

00:26:18.760 sports activities like basketball soccer volleyball football track and field swimming

00:26:23.900 bocce ball let me ask you this why do you like it so much because you make it a point every single

00:26:28.420 year to go there every single year but actually this year will be my last oh no he'll be the last

00:26:33.200 year unfortunately he's retiring after 10 years gotta put the towel but um why i love it so

00:26:39.580 freaking much is because it brings i guess my kind people with dwarfism together one week out

00:26:48.480 of the year and we just like let go all of our stress together like we come together because 0.85

00:26:55.020 there's not a lot of us that's around do you have a stat on exactly how many dwarfs there are uh

00:27:01.520 yeah it's um well for stats not for like population exactly but i know the stats statistical stats of

00:27:09.380 stats of two average people to have a dwarf child says here 5 million people of short stature

00:27:17.220 and what no that's not right short stature meaning under 411 yes so even if they're not

00:27:25.240 they don't have dwarfism okay that which is fucked up lawfully what is dwarfism defined as uh a bone 0.98

00:27:33.380 fuck bone deficiency 0.99

00:27:36.740 deficiency yes and 1.00

00:27:38.320 mutation sorry bone

00:27:41.100 mutation deficiency and that

00:27:43.020 is caused when at birth

00:27:45.100 or before birth actually way

00:27:47.200 before birth because my mom actually 0.63

00:27:48.600 shockingly I was supposed to come out 0.99

00:27:51.200 of my mother as a monster 1.00

00:27:52.600 I was supposed to become like fucked up 1.00

00:27:54.840 like more than one hand 1.00

00:27:55.940 I mean you came out you're a beast though

00:27:58.800 yeah I came out like perfect 0.96

00:28:00.620 for lack of better verbiage

00:28:01.780 perfect uh yeah perfect i don't want to say that i'm joking i'm joking i mean no i'm not joking

00:28:07.420 you're great you're perfect well there's other types of dwarf there's over 200 different types

00:28:12.000 of dwarfism and some of these other types of little people who are unfortunate they're just

00:28:17.660 in a wheelchair the whole life um some only live to be 18 um is some who their legs are too long

00:28:25.820 for their torso their arms are too long for their legs like their head's too big for their body like

00:28:30.420 they need surgery like 30 40 surgeries just before the 18 like some of them need these type of things

00:28:36.700 and it's uh it's crazy yeah crazy something i learned as your roommate and friend um because

00:28:44.400 i wasn't uh i mean ignorance is is i think in a problem you experience almost every day of your

00:28:50.820 life huge but like here's an example of one that you might not have known

00:28:54.400 the m word for dwarves is like the n word for black people is that correct

00:29:01.400 like can you say it i don't want to say it i i've stopped saying it wait the m word uh so the word

00:29:09.760 he's referring to is midget which is weird weird that actually back in the 1960s us dwarves would

00:29:18.440 prefer that to be called midgets and then it switched i want to say the 80s to where now it's

00:29:25.160 little people with dwarfs so yes the word the term midget is a derogatory word against dwarfs 0.63

00:29:32.360 which the n-word is also a derogatory word against black people so to an extent yes yeah it's the

00:29:38.080 same um i feel you there's there's a negative connotation in both words is what i'm saying

00:29:42.780 but most people don't know that you shouldn't say oh yeah yeah people come up to me like 0.86

00:29:47.300 what should i call you first off call me by my fucking name like my name's that it's good 0.98

00:29:54.020 call me by my fucking name um but they'll be like like midget like does that offend you i'll be like 0.99

00:29:59.240 yes like that that's not the correct terminology it would be like little person or dwarf they're 0.99

00:30:04.360 like oh like i didn't know that and like that's the people who i envy the most because they're

00:30:09.340 so open yeah they want to learn not the people who just say that word and just well because yo

00:30:16.020 like i'm just like oh you're sure who cares like this is the word it's like saying say the same

00:30:20.840 thing to a black person well most most people most people don't know that's what i'm saying 0.95

00:30:24.200 and and we ran into this problem at coachella um do you remember this this was fucking weird 0.97

00:30:29.220 the most mind-blowing the most mind-blowing you can do it some water you can probably

00:30:34.380 How about some water?

00:30:35.040 Water's great.

00:30:35.820 You can drink the water.

00:30:36.560 It keeps the whole mouth...

00:30:37.280 But I do want you to say the word.

00:30:39.240 The most mind-blowing moment of our entire lives. 0.64

00:30:43.800 So whenever anyone ever fucks with Evan, I'm like, I'm go mode, yo. 0.99

00:30:48.040 Like, I'm like big bro mode, and I'm ready to fuck some people up. 0.99

00:30:52.020 And word got around in our group that someone called Evan a midge, right? 0.99

00:30:57.240 That's what they called? 0.96

00:30:57.920 A midge. 0.96

00:30:58.560 Without the T? 0.97

00:30:59.720 Just a midge.

00:31:00.180 Yeah, just a midge.

00:31:00.820 And I was like, so, you know, I put on a jazz. 0.96

00:31:02.440 Well, no, me and you were just like, oh, whatever.

00:31:05.800 And the dude, like, was yelling it from the line.

00:31:08.700 Oh, yeah.

00:31:09.200 He was yelling it from the line.

00:31:10.040 He was aggressive with it.

00:31:10.680 And, like, I was like, is he looking at me?

00:31:13.840 Like, is he pointing at me?

00:31:14.800 Yeah.

00:31:15.020 And he did it the third time.

00:31:16.300 And he definitely looked at me and he even pointed.

00:31:18.100 And he said, yep, he's looking at you. 1.00

00:31:19.440 Let's go fuck this kiddo. 1.00

00:31:20.300 So we went to go handle it, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:31:23.020 And I was like, yo, do you have any idea what you're saying

00:31:26.640 or that that word could hurt someone's feelings?

00:31:28.980 And then he's like, what do you mean, man?

00:31:31.500 What do you mean?

00:31:32.660 It hurts his feelings. 0.98

00:31:33.460 And then from behind him, out comes a dwarf.

00:31:36.300 And they had a dwarf in their group.

00:31:38.540 He's like, what's up?

00:31:39.340 It's me.

00:31:39.920 Really?

00:31:40.680 Midge.

00:31:41.120 Logan, literally, Logan and I, this is the moment.

00:31:44.520 This is our moment.

00:31:45.180 This is our exact face.

00:31:46.160 Let's do it together.

00:31:46.820 We just saw it.

00:31:47.660 We go.

00:31:50.420 That's not what we did.

00:31:51.240 Anyways, we literally looked at each other like.

00:31:55.280 I couldn't believe it.

00:31:56.060 We didn't know what to do. 0.99

00:31:56.680 We were like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:31:57.960 Because in my mind, Evan has bred me for the past three to four years being like a 0.99

00:32:01.260 dwarfs we don't like to be called the word and i was like i was like okay no problem easy and so

00:32:06.700 this dude has a friend who apparently doesn't mind it so it must not be a universal dwarf thing which

00:32:12.040 i think complicates everything times it is it is what was this dude he he grew up in an environment

00:32:19.180 where literally he must have not seen a single dwarf in his life like he must not seen a single

00:32:24.240 little person so he just grew up around these average height people yeah which i use the term

00:32:28.860 average height's not tall tall person normal person average height um and he just doesn't

00:32:36.980 like people call him probably called him midget his whole life and he's just probably like yeah

00:32:40.180 i was like hey when they call you that doesn't that offend you and he's like no man it's whatever

00:32:44.640 like he was drunk out of his mind but like he didn't care which which was super interesting

00:32:49.160 to me because kind of went against everything i've ever heard from you i think it's i think

00:32:54.660 it's a tricky situation too because people people just don't know and i think that's what's important

00:33:00.620 about you being on the show like people people just don't know they don't know any better like

00:33:04.440 pretty much like everybody i talk to when they're like oh i'm gonna have evan and they're like uh 0.63

00:33:09.100 come to the party they're like oh the midget right and i'm like yeah but i mean i'd no but 0.97

00:33:13.980 no no they say it's so simple it's the same way that they would be like oh the asian kid or oh

00:33:18.500 like that yeah no people yeah people use it i mean they describe me but they don't realize that the

00:33:23.320 no but that's what i'm getting at they have no idea they're just like that's what you call and

00:33:27.380 i'm like i go you can't say that they're like why like what am i going to say instead and i'm like

00:33:31.440 well you could use dwarf or you should use dwarf or evan's case or or evan uh but they just don't

00:33:37.960 but they they're blown away by it like they're like oh i didn't know i can't use that word so

00:33:41.400 it's that's why it's important for you to be on shows like this and making and garnering awareness

00:33:45.240 for people that have the condition which is crazy is like people who don't know about it even it's

00:33:49.940 like i get dms from parents who are about to have dwarf children oh really and they dm me saying

00:33:56.180 like hey i need some help what do i do um i'm worried about my kid like all this stuff like

00:34:03.380 they just don't know how to even raise a dwarf child and it's just like this goes for any parent 1.00

00:34:10.960 who has a disabled child you cannot help that child back from anything you let that child do 1.00

00:34:17.780 whatever he wants if he wants to go try out for the basketball team let him go try out for the 0.99

00:34:22.060 fucking basketball team you want him to go her to go try out for the chilean squad go let it try 0.99

00:34:27.140 out for the chilean squad don't let him be uncomfortable in this world or environment 0.99

00:34:33.060 because i have actually so i was in the fifth grade i've never seen a dwarf before in my life

00:34:38.800 it was in the fifth grade i've never seen a dwarf before in my life and i saw this picture of a dwarf

00:34:42.860 in a school magazine a school that's like 20 minutes down the road and then um i was like oh

00:34:48.780 my god it's another little person like i was so excited i was actually excited like to meet someone

00:34:52.300 who's has my condition i've never done it before and then so we got the um the principal of my

00:34:59.180 school to get in contact the principal of the other school and uh try to get the contact with

00:35:02.800 the parents be like set something up and like rearrange it and the parents said no um we don't

00:35:10.540 want our dwarf child to like really go out and socialize with other dwarves or like go out and

00:35:18.340 like just have friends like weird these kids in other school they were telling me about this child

00:35:22.700 how he would want to talk to anyone he would literally just sit by himself talk to act like

00:35:27.860 he has friends sounds like a case of shitty parenting it does but they were probably just 0.87

00:35:31.480 so scared that they had a dwarf child that they didn't know what to do so they're just protecting 0.95

00:35:35.820 it way too much 0.93

00:35:37.900 to where it's not

00:35:40.040 healthy. Okay, I got you.

00:35:41.600 And your parents are average height, yeah?

00:35:44.760 Yes, yeah, both of them.

00:35:46.980 Okay. Is that

00:35:47.940 what you call it? Average height?

00:35:49.880 Yeah, people are like, your parents are normal height,

00:35:52.060 right? They know something normal.

00:35:54.280 Everyone's different height would

00:35:55.440 define the term normal. And then they knew

00:35:57.620 beforehand that you were a dwarf, correct?

00:35:59.700 Yeah, yeah. When I was in her, 0.94

00:36:02.000 I guess, in the womb.

00:36:03.420 So why does that stand out to you?

00:36:05.820 as being important to identify what normal is what do you mean by that like you you're you're

00:36:13.840 making it a point that we start to with this awareness we start to use the term average height

00:36:18.340 yes why do you think that's important that that people do that because there's no such thing as

00:36:22.860 normal like define a normal person is the thing the definition normal is that being different

00:36:28.900 honestly

00:36:29.560 being different

00:36:31.420 is being normal

00:36:32.040 and

00:36:33.140 that's where we should be at

00:36:35.440 and help these kids

00:36:37.000 who

00:36:37.220 grew up 0.99

00:36:38.060 these girls

00:36:39.080 these kids who grew up 1.00

00:36:40.080 aren't good looking enough

00:36:41.520 aren't tall enough

00:36:42.600 aren't

00:36:43.140 whatever enough

00:36:44.720 and they think that

00:36:45.600 society

00:36:46.580 gives such a

00:36:47.580 like a perfect

00:36:48.480 character

00:36:50.980 like the Barbie dolls

00:36:52.640 and all this stuff

00:36:53.520 that

00:36:53.760 we grew up to be like that

00:36:54.940 but it's like

00:36:55.380 it's not always like that

00:36:56.720 you know

00:36:57.340 the world's gonna be tough

00:36:58.560 the world's gonna be tough but it's how you embrace it and how you fight it yeah has how

00:37:04.120 you're gonna in your life and you've you've coped with it in an absolutely incredible way

00:37:09.340 which we're gonna get into later but just going back to the the parenting situation you know i

00:37:13.700 know a lot about you like probably like 80 to 90 percent of things about you um do you want to talk

00:37:21.380 about your dad at all you don't have to uh no because i don't i don't know really i don't know

00:37:27.560 okay anything about him it was a traumatic event in your life and i'm wondering if it if it shaped

00:37:32.760 you in any way um uh no okay i know there's a you you've told this to me before there's some

00:37:40.840 there's like a surgery you can get is that is that like a real thing you okay that was dope yeah 0.75

00:37:46.700 that was it's been coming out the other side a lot today oh you're having a pooping problem 0.98

00:37:50.900 He's got a poop. 0.86

00:37:51.800 Nine poops already.

00:37:52.500 Major poop.

00:37:53.060 Nine poops today?

00:37:54.400 We're up to nine.

00:37:54.920 Brother, it's 2 p.m.

00:37:56.100 We're up to nine.

00:37:56.600 Incredible.

00:37:57.040 I was at 11.

00:37:58.300 Anyways.

00:37:59.360 Wow.

00:38:01.260 You've told me that you can get like a surgery

00:38:02.900 that can extend your bones or something.

00:38:04.920 Yes, so it's a leg bone lengthening surgery.

00:38:09.740 Sounds beautiful.

00:38:11.160 Yeah, I just found it.

00:38:12.520 A little bit of research about it,

00:38:13.680 a little bit more research about it

00:38:14.740 because I know it's new, like the broad details,

00:38:16.440 but it's actually back found in the 1950s

00:38:18.700 by this dude in Russia.

00:38:20.900 They used it on World War II veterans, I guess, when they had fractures with their legs.

00:38:25.280 So basically what they do is if you're a dwarf child and you want this leg lengthening surgery, it will add like a foot or so to your height.

00:38:36.080 And you get at a young age, and what they do is they put a metal bar around all your limbs, and they put these rods in your bones that is connected to these circles.

00:38:47.160 and then they have screws

00:38:49.960 where they tighten the rod

00:38:51.480 so it basically breaks the bone

00:38:54.120 so they tighten it, breaks the bone

00:38:55.840 centimeter by centimeter

00:38:56.960 it breaks the bone little by little

00:38:59.820 they let it heal for like a couple

00:39:01.960 of weeks, they come back to the doctors

00:39:03.780 break it again, heals

00:39:05.620 come back, break it again, heals

00:39:06.880 it's a very very painful

00:39:09.660 process. But it works

00:39:11.420 it works

00:39:12.560 I'm cramping 0.98

00:39:13.260 oh oh damn we got our first impulsive cramp my leg bro my hamstrings I hate to see you in that 0.91

00:39:24.840 kind of pain what what I pulled up this picture here she got the surgery yes would you ever 0.98

00:39:33.360 consider doing anything like this so that's funny I do ask I actually cried to my mom when I was a

00:39:38.300 kid uh begging for her to give me the surgery really yeah and uh oh my god but i mean that's

00:39:45.860 kids obviously you just you're sad she just told me you know you're fine perfect the way you are

00:39:51.120 you know as every other mother would say but there's also so there's also surgeries okay right 0.99

00:39:56.060 here you know go back to this picture so you see how her legs are bowed oh sorry it's my dad fuck 0.99

00:40:02.540 you greg oh my god jesus sorry sorry greg i'm on one so you see how our legs are bowed yeah so 0.97

00:40:08.980 there's also a type of surgery where they uh straight uh straighten those so they would do

00:40:14.500 like basically the same surgery but just like straighten them out so again like maybe just a

00:40:18.440 few more inches which is that's you should do that because that will by the time you're 60 you

00:40:24.460 be horrible arthritis like you have horrible really pains it's yeah it's a huge uh a lot of

00:40:29.520 growing pains that you have oh growing pains oh no but i'll have as i get older i have very bad 0.90

00:40:35.820 arthritis you will my joints are terrible we have very bad joints you also have a giant rod in your

00:40:40.700 back oh yes i have a titanium rod uh i had a seven vertebrae fuse done i don't know what exactly what

00:40:49.200 that means you also have a giant rod in general as well correct that's why yes that too that's

00:40:56.280 Hey, can we show you the rod?

00:41:00.540 Which rod?

00:41:01.400 No, no, the back rod.

00:41:02.460 The back rod?

00:41:02.960 The back rod, yeah.

00:41:03.920 Are you sure?

00:41:04.420 Pull up the back real quick.

00:41:06.580 So he's got like a foot and a half long rod in his back

00:41:10.660 all the way to the crack.

00:41:11.780 Yeah, so I had that in the third.

00:41:14.160 Two foot and a half long rods.

00:41:16.880 It's pretty major.

00:41:18.100 So I had that in the third grade done,

00:41:19.500 and that's actually a pretty common surgery

00:41:21.900 for my type of endorphism,

00:41:23.180 which is called achontriplegia.

00:41:24.780 Give me some facts about that.

00:41:25.820 one in what

00:41:26.960 one in what

00:41:27.440 40,000

00:41:28.060 for what

00:41:28.860 yeah

00:41:29.820 it's one in 30,000

00:41:31.160 30,000

00:41:31.700 yeah

00:41:32.260 okay

00:41:32.700 but you're like

00:41:33.680 if I'm being honest 1.00

00:41:34.900 you're like the fucking 1.00

00:41:35.560 Brad Pitt of dwarfs dude 1.00

00:41:36.740 yeah you're kind of 1.00

00:41:38.140 you're kind of a big deal bro

00:41:39.300 not yet

00:41:41.180 but hopefully

00:41:42.000 because

00:41:43.420 you've

00:41:44.460 you've iterated to me

00:41:45.340 that you want to

00:41:46.240 bring awareness

00:41:46.920 to

00:41:47.500 your

00:41:49.300 people

00:41:50.080 or however you would call it

00:41:51.160 not really

00:41:51.620 my people

00:41:54.060 what do you mean

00:41:54.820 people with dwarfism

00:41:57.440 say people with dwarfism

00:41:58.740 but it's not

00:42:00.280 it's not just people with dwarfism

00:42:02.960 it's more people with all types of disability

00:42:05.000 is what I'm trying to bring awareness 0.96

00:42:06.340 because we don't learn

00:42:09.000 enough about that in school

00:42:10.380 we really don't

00:42:11.400 like in biology I learned literally there's one

00:42:14.480 probably one question on the test that was about dwarfism

00:42:17.160 and I'm just like what happens

00:42:18.720 if someone has dwarfism is it genetics

00:42:20.960 or not genetics and I put it

00:42:22.780 it's genetics

00:42:23.360 and they said I was wrong 1.00

00:42:25.520 which fuck y'all 1.00

00:42:26.380 how 1.00

00:42:26.720 he's telling me what

00:42:28.360 I know is right

00:42:29.660 not right

00:42:30.360 there go the veins

00:42:31.660 I love it

00:42:32.080 because it's genetics

00:42:33.520 when the person

00:42:34.820 has dwarfism

00:42:36.220 but it's not genetics

00:42:37.660 if it's too average

00:42:38.540 right so it's technically

00:42:39.460 if you

00:42:40.380 have a kid 1.00

00:42:42.240 with another dwarf 1.00

00:42:43.680 do you know the percentage 0.83

00:42:44.620 that that

00:42:45.840 that your kid is a dwarf 0.99

00:42:47.240 yeah it's like 1.00

00:42:48.500 75%

00:42:49.380 so if I have

00:42:51.080 if I have sex 1.00

00:42:52.340 with another dwarf 1.00

00:42:52.960 girl female yes yes yeah what about if they're an average height person uh you know 50 50 really 0.88

00:43:00.520 yes and you you've you told me before that you're hoping to get an average height kid who plays in

00:43:04.880 the nba yeah i mean i mean it's quite every kid's every i guess father's not nope not me actually

00:43:10.920 yeah the nba would be sick yeah you don't have to worry about it you're just chilling like he's 0.99

00:43:14.980 like give me money you came on my balls you came on my balls give me money bro i mean but you got 1.00

00:43:21.200 you got crazy athletic genes bro like you're fucking yoked you haven't worked out in a year 0.99

00:43:25.040 i'm very very fortunate yes very fortunate like have you what's your workout routine like when 0.99

00:43:31.320 you do work out because as far as i know it's just like playing video games and eating chips

00:43:36.000 a lot of video games so yeah that's yeah that's a lot of video games but i guess when i

00:43:41.680 like you asked him for my workout routine i don't know what i'm asking i think this i think it's

00:43:47.260 Like, yeah, I'll come in, bro. 0.97

00:43:48.700 Some, like, dumbbell shit. 0.98

00:43:50.660 But what I actually took, you know how I went through, like, 0.98

00:43:53.520 a two-week, three-week span of, like, working out like crazy every day?

00:43:55.860 Yeah, I remember that. 0.99

00:43:57.180 And the reason I stopped, actually, is I want to ask other dwarfs about this 0.59

00:44:01.620 because I don't know much about this, but my joints and my wrists were killing me.

00:44:07.580 Like, to the point where I couldn't pick up the dumbbell.

00:44:10.580 No, I lifted this way.

00:44:11.960 My joints and my, see how my wrists kind of bend down like that?

00:44:16.100 and I had that kind of bone right there

00:44:18.340 and you see me walk in.

00:44:19.760 It's more like this thing with my whole arm.

00:44:22.140 It's just like bad joints, bro. 0.98

00:44:24.400 And it fucking hurts to work out sometimes. 0.98

00:44:27.020 Wow. 0.98

00:44:27.540 You're doing a ton of push-ups. 0.99

00:44:29.760 You can do handstand push-ups too.

00:44:32.280 Strong as hell.

00:44:34.180 But you're strongest at video games,

00:44:37.360 I would say.

00:44:38.740 And that's why we brought you here today.

00:44:41.860 I don't want to lie to you

00:44:43.060 and say that it's to garner awareness.

00:44:44.520 It's an intervention, Evan.

00:44:46.020 It's an intervention, bro.

00:44:46.920 You knew it was done more, bro.

00:44:48.960 Evan spends...

00:44:49.700 I can't get down!

00:44:51.300 Evan spends roughly 22 to 23 hours a day playing video games. 1.00

00:44:56.520 I shit you fucking not. 1.00

00:44:58.080 This kid wakes up, eats, sleeps, shits, and bleeds. 1.00

00:45:02.100 I've never seen anything like it. 0.99

00:45:02.980 GTA, Fortnite, he just goes...

00:45:06.120 The best thing is...

00:45:07.880 I'm done with Fortnite.

00:45:08.620 No Fortnite.

00:45:09.220 The best thing is in the morning, at the morning and late at night,

00:45:13.440 his favorite game to play

00:45:14.600 because it's just

00:45:15.160 a senseless drone

00:45:16.360 of a game

00:45:16.900 is NASCAR

00:45:17.900 he drives

00:45:18.720 you play NASCAR

00:45:19.620 he drives a little truck

00:45:20.700 around the track

00:45:21.380 the whole

00:45:21.720 hey I'm at the

00:45:22.720 nationwide

00:45:23.120 and he goes

00:45:23.840 and he goes

00:45:25.940 he goes

00:45:26.240 hey Mike

00:45:27.080 watch this man

00:45:27.740 I'm gonna cause

00:45:28.240 a 15 car pileup

00:45:29.300 and he just

00:45:30.200 and I go

00:45:30.900 and I go

00:45:31.300 that's cool Ev

00:45:32.640 I don't know

00:45:33.220 if you might have

00:45:33.820 forgotten

00:45:34.100 but you have

00:45:34.560 2 million followers

00:45:36.100 on Instagram

00:45:36.620 and over 2 million

00:45:37.880 on YouTube

00:45:38.280 do you think

00:45:39.320 you're ever gonna

00:45:39.760 I don't know

00:45:40.260 produce some 0.99

00:45:41.000 fucking content 0.99

00:45:42.020 Ev what's good 1.00

00:45:43.120 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:45:44.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:45.420 I mean, I don't like...

00:45:47.080 I love making skits.

00:45:49.000 Skits, skits, skits, skits.

00:45:49.940 I mean, whatever you want to call it.

00:45:51.300 You know that.

00:45:52.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:52.500 I just fucking hate YouTube, bro. 1.00

00:45:54.900 I hate YouTube. 1.00

00:45:55.940 I hate vlogging. 0.70

00:45:57.560 I hate the whole lifestyle.

00:45:58.900 Hey, I'm going to ask you a question right now, bro.

00:46:01.420 And I want you to be honest with me.

00:46:04.340 Please be honest with me, guy.

00:46:07.560 When you say you hate vlogging, do you hate being in my vlogs?

00:46:11.760 Oh, no, no.

00:46:12.340 I love being in my vlogs.

00:46:12.740 No, that's it.

00:46:15.140 Because I actually envy you.

00:46:17.220 I envy a person like you because it's like 0.99

00:46:18.940 I can't go around day-to-day fucking recording 0.99

00:46:21.300 my life. I feel like 0.99

00:46:23.580 I look like a fucking buffoon going to the grocery store. 1.00

00:46:25.560 But everyone does, yo. 1.00

00:46:28.220 Yeah, but it's like

00:46:28.840 I guess you have a nice

00:46:31.380 group that's like you all 1.00

00:46:33.580 stupid idiots. 1.00

00:46:35.140 We all like fucking idiots. It's okay. 1.00

00:46:37.540 That's so true.

00:46:39.880 When you're by yourself and you're trying

00:46:41.520 to do something for yourself no one realized it's like that person has 2.1 million followers 1.00

00:46:45.460 let alone a fucking dwarf like like what is this dwarf doing like just recording himself in public 0.99

00:46:50.100 like just sitting there talking to a camera like first off this head that it's just his head on 1.00

00:46:54.520 the screen with what you're saying so much i understand but when he goes out to vlog there's

00:47:00.240 a film crew a sound guy and they're like hey take one and he's like what's up guys welcome and

00:47:05.140 everybody's like yo that's logan paul yeah you go out and you're like with some cantaloupes at

00:47:08.780 at the grocery store

00:47:09.300 and you're like,

00:47:09.720 just out here,

00:47:10.280 buying canilocks.

00:47:11.060 No, not only that,

00:47:11.920 not only that,

00:47:12.360 I will like record,

00:47:13.660 I will record like

00:47:14.420 problems that I have.

00:47:15.720 I'm like,

00:47:16.160 for instance,

00:47:16.560 the grocery store,

00:47:17.100 I'm like,

00:47:17.320 oh,

00:47:18.060 can't reach that.

00:47:19.160 And people will see me

00:47:20.280 set up the camera

00:47:21.200 on like an aisle.

00:47:22.600 A cookie aisle.

00:47:23.120 And I'm like literally

00:47:23.980 climbing up the shelves

00:47:25.740 and the person's like,

00:47:26.780 security,

00:47:27.960 aisle six,

00:47:28.840 security.

00:47:29.460 No, it's foreign. 1.00

00:47:30.800 Video, fuck. 1.00

00:47:32.220 Hey, you know who does 1.00

00:47:32.820 a good job?

00:47:33.380 Quick shout out

00:47:33.860 to Mark Doner.

00:47:34.720 I gotta say,

00:47:35.200 I am so impressed

00:47:35.980 with his ability

00:47:36.660 to vlog alone

00:47:37.400 because he does it dude and it's possible it sucks but i've never seen someone have a different type

00:47:41.960 of drive i feel like a different type of yeah i think he likes energy i think the first thing

00:47:46.680 you have to i think the first thing you have to do because remember he did it alone for a long

00:47:50.540 time he you know you were alone and held the camera yourself for a long time i think the 0.99

00:47:53.440 biggest thing that has to happen is you have to get over that hump of just not giving a fuck 0.95

00:47:58.480 about any like yo i remember we went to the golden gate bridge a couple weeks ago 0.83

00:48:02.640 and he i remember seeing him run in front of all the people who were like taking pictures of the

00:48:07.380 Golden Gate Bridge

00:48:07.880 and he had like

00:48:08.880 his shirt was half off

00:48:09.940 and he was just being

00:48:10.480 a complete

00:48:10.760 and I'm like

00:48:11.180 he is so comfortable

00:48:12.900 doing this

00:48:14.400 and being that person

00:48:15.440 that he is not

00:48:16.220 embarrassed

00:48:16.560 he doesn't care

00:48:16.940 what anyone thinks

00:48:18.040 and you have to get there

00:48:19.180 it's also

00:48:19.820 I'm not

00:48:20.300 I'm not

00:48:20.740 I don't want you

00:48:21.380 to feel bad for me

00:48:22.220 I don't ever want you

00:48:23.260 to feel bad for me

00:48:24.120 what if he gets stabbed 0.99

00:48:25.440 in the heart 1.00

00:48:25.780 or some shit 0.99

00:48:26.160 okay then maybe 1.00

00:48:26.660 it's easier for him

00:48:30.040 being an average

00:48:31.620 type person

00:48:32.320 being a society

00:48:33.280 of mainly average

00:48:34.700 type people

00:48:35.280 easier

00:48:36.280 for him to do stuff like that see when i do it or i want to do stuff like that people

00:48:42.020 they don't really laugh with the joke they laugh at me they don't know that i'm doing it for the

00:48:50.280 joke they're like all a dwarf joke jester he's short ha talk more about that really quick too

00:48:56.080 about you about that you we had a conversation about this last night about what dwarfs were 0.95

00:49:00.560 considered in like the 17th century and shit yeah 17th century um in fact all of europe they would 0.55

00:49:07.140 use dwarves as gestures jokes slaves slaves um they would breed them they would trap them up and 0.93

00:49:16.820 like really breed them someone had fetishes and they would never in the laws of society's eyes 0.99

00:49:23.560 as an actual human that's literally what it says jesus that's how they treated them they they

00:49:28.700 They really just like the whole lives, our whole like, I don't know lives,

00:49:33.060 a whole like 300, whatever, how long we've been here.

00:49:36.840 Dwarfs have been butt in of jokes.

00:49:40.180 And you said even up until recently, they couldn't play baseball. 1.00

00:49:43.060 Yeah.

00:49:43.560 I mean, I don't, yeah.

00:49:44.680 Like I looked, yeah.

00:49:46.380 And the MLB American League, there was in 1951,

00:49:48.700 there was a guy by the name of Eddie, Eddie Gaitle.

00:49:53.220 Yeah.

00:49:53.360 And he was, I believe three foot 10.

00:49:56.660 and had an on-base percentage of 1,000

00:49:59.480 because he would go up to the batting plate

00:50:01.980 and just get walked.

00:50:03.780 Oh, because they couldn't hit the strike zone.

00:50:05.940 So they would walk him all the time

00:50:08.640 and then they would get a pinch runner for him.

00:50:10.920 And then he would just have someone run the base for him.

00:50:13.560 And then I don't know the difference

00:50:16.580 between how they did American League, National League,

00:50:18.760 and just MLB and all.

00:50:20.560 But yeah, then about a year or two later,

00:50:24.580 They banned dwarfs from playing in the American League Baseball. 1.00

00:50:28.880 I don't know if that's still uplifted, if they change rules. 1.00

00:50:31.460 I'm guessing they would.

00:50:33.340 Hopefully they would, because if not, it won't be.

00:50:35.140 You have a big lawsuit going, buddy.

00:50:37.000 What do you think about that, though?

00:50:38.320 And I don't have to work.

00:50:39.220 What?

00:50:39.440 What do you think about that law, though?

00:50:41.560 Because, like, think about it.

00:50:42.580 In all fairness, imagine how hard it would be for a pitcher to hit a strike zone that's, like, this big.

00:50:50.140 All right.

00:50:50.600 In all fairness, how hard is it going to be to run 90 feet?

00:50:54.580 and easier for you so it's easier for you to run the 90 no i i get i get that easiness factor

00:51:00.780 but like from an ability to even like do it like get it done like how a pitcher would have to change

00:51:06.220 his whole okay then change it the fuck up i think what he's saying though is it's like that's a fair

00:51:10.840 balance balance like yeah if if you know dwarves have their own issues i got a question yeah that

00:51:18.400 was that was a bold question and i and i commend you for it yeah because like at the end of the

00:51:22.000 we're all just asking questions

00:51:22.960 and I don't

00:51:24.380 like 1.00

00:51:24.660 like you're my fucking boy bro 1.00

00:51:26.380 but like 1.00

00:51:27.400 realistically

00:51:29.020 what are the chances

00:51:30.440 like 1.00

00:51:31.460 a dwarf would 1.00

00:51:32.420 make it to the MLB 1.00

00:51:34.240 wait 0.98

00:51:35.440 I'm not an asshole 0.98

00:51:36.400 for asking this question 0.73

00:51:37.180 realistically 100%

00:51:37.840 no chance at all

00:51:38.600 100%

00:51:39.320 no chance at all

00:51:40.260 because they look

00:51:40.900 same

00:51:41.260 I just want you to be careful

00:51:44.020 with that

00:51:44.320 because I don't want 1.00

00:51:44.980 some dwarf watching this 1.00

00:51:46.240 to be like 1.00

00:51:46.620 I'm gonna make it

00:51:47.620 and maybe he can

00:51:48.320 and then you're just telling him

00:51:49.080 or just telling him 0.99

00:51:49.960 he can't do shit 0.99

00:51:50.560 like whatever you want to do 0.99

00:51:51.980 Well, no, I want to tell you, it's like, go out and play those sports to your greatest ability.

00:51:58.680 But there's going to be a time in life where you're going to, people are going to be better than you.

00:52:03.300 They're going to be more athletic than you.

00:52:04.320 That's life.

00:52:05.000 That's life.

00:52:05.340 People are going to be better than you.

00:52:06.160 And you're not going to be able to overcome someone who's seven foot one playing center and you're three foot ten, four foot two playing point guard.

00:52:14.400 Like, in life, you got to face reality.

00:52:18.860 Like, there's fun and then there's reality.

00:52:21.240 and you had fun to the point where reality is coming to hit you yeah i want to hit on something

00:52:26.500 real quick because we talked about uh security at the grocery store and you know security there's

00:52:32.000 there's a dwarf climbing on the shelves you you've uh told me stories about how you've gotten

00:52:37.340 physically picked up and removed from clubs before oh do you remember this yeah this is

00:52:43.820 actually it only happened one time in my life okay yeah yeah but um so i was dancing with my

00:52:50.360 friend right and um i was drunk all right i was drunk i was pretty drunk we all were but i know

00:52:56.840 i was just dancing and we me and her were just dancing we're having a good time and then all

00:53:01.420 of a sudden i just feel it pulled back at me and was like yo what the hell and he's like yo you

00:53:08.820 gotta go that's all he said yo you gotta go and i was just like what i'm like i'm just dancing 0.98

00:53:14.460 with my friend and like what's the point like no no you gotta go buddy you've been calling shit 0.61

00:53:18.140 all night i was like i'm literally just dancing buddy like what's the problem well you dance 0.64

00:53:22.420 really well i think that is my problem you're a really good dancer i was my dance skills

00:53:27.160 intimidated me yeah i gotta get this guy yeah absolutely but so he kept grabbing me and i was

00:53:31.540 like yo get off of me tell me what i did wrong and then i'll listen to you like i'll obey your 0.99

00:53:36.540 orders whatever yeah next thing you know the motherfucker just puts me in a full nelson 1.00

00:53:41.480 Like he got 1.00

00:53:43.400 From in front of me

00:53:44.560 To behind me

00:53:45.580 In like

00:53:46.280 A blank of an eye

00:53:47.900 I don't know

00:53:48.580 Because I was a drunk

00:53:49.300 Maybe he didn't

00:53:49.940 Maybe he didn't

00:53:50.640 Really

00:53:51.160 It was like 10 seconds

00:53:52.040 Yeah

00:53:52.360 It was so quick

00:53:54.060 Put his

00:53:54.440 If y'all don't know 1.00

00:53:55.540 What the fool Nelson is 0.99

00:53:56.340 He basically 1.00

00:53:56.760 Right here I'll do it

00:53:57.540 Yeah

00:53:57.720 Put it 1.00

00:53:58.420 Shut up Dylan 0.99

00:54:00.560 So he put me 0.99

00:54:03.260 Go until he taps out

00:54:04.080 That's what he put me in

00:54:05.860 Right here

00:54:06.140 That's what he put me in

00:54:08.400 Proceeded to lift me up

00:54:10.120 Off my feet

00:54:10.980 and carry me out

00:54:12.740 I told you

00:54:14.700 didn't know the risk

00:54:15.720 of breaking my neck

00:54:16.720 breaking any limb

00:54:18.500 for just dancing

00:54:20.660 have you considered

00:54:22.280 not dancing

00:54:23.000 I will dance 0.76

00:54:25.280 till I die

00:54:26.380 I told

00:54:27.940 I told that

00:54:28.420 if I was there

00:54:28.980 like

00:54:29.260 I probably would

00:54:31.140 hospitalize the kid

00:54:31.940 like

00:54:32.340 the guy would have

00:54:33.420 been dead 0.96

00:54:34.440 like bro 0.65

00:54:34.960 would have been dead

00:54:35.720 I just 1.00

00:54:36.180 don't fuck with my boys 1.00

00:54:37.760 don't do it 1.00

00:54:39.760 it was

00:54:40.120 And then I went to talk to the cop afterwards

00:54:42.400 And he was just

00:54:43.300 Not helpful

00:54:44.840 I mean I can see where he's coming from

00:54:47.320 Because they deal with a lot of drunken people

00:54:49.080 Which I understand a lot of people coming up to him

00:54:51.500 In this situation though

00:54:53.580 This wasn't the night recently in Santa Monica right?

00:54:56.400 Oh no

00:54:56.720 So you have

00:54:58.240 He has these kind of episodes

00:55:00.780 Maybe once a month or so

00:55:02.640 Where he's out

00:55:03.440 He's out with my boys

00:55:06.060 He's out with my friends

00:55:06.940 And he'll be out with his friends

00:55:08.760 and I'll get a call or a text, or by the way, not even at all.

00:55:12.020 I'll just see him when I get home at the end of the night.

00:55:13.580 It's 2 a.m. and he'll tell me about these people

00:55:15.320 that are out with their friends drinking

00:55:17.960 and they're making fun of him

00:55:20.400 or they're like just like bullying him or something.

00:55:24.960 And I, one, I say to him-

00:55:27.420 I cried. I cried that night.

00:55:28.460 He did that night.

00:55:29.760 One, I say to him, call me earlier

00:55:32.840 so I can come there and literally,

00:55:36.040 violence is not the answer, 1.00

00:55:37.140 beat the fucking snot out of these people 1.00

00:55:39.780 until they're not breathing on their own accord. 1.00

00:55:42.200 I'm not fucking around, dude, okay? 0.98

00:55:43.980 Violence is not the answer. 0.97

00:55:46.000 Just call me earlier. 1.00

00:55:47.220 Two, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:55:49.860 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:55:51.560 If you see a dwarf and you make fun of that person 1.00

00:55:55.640 or any disability, your life is meaningless.

00:56:01.760 It's void of meaning. 1.00

00:56:02.840 You have no reason to be here. 0.98

00:56:04.820 I don't know how else to fucking say that 0.98

00:56:07.640 were they making 0.99

00:56:09.320 direct fun of you because there's a word that triggers you

00:56:12.360 and it's kid right when people call you a kid 0.77

00:56:14.580 out well yeah

00:56:15.740 no but it was worse than that what were they calling you

00:56:18.600 that night well they also called me Tyrion

00:56:20.100 who's the Game of Thrones character

00:56:22.420 played by Peter Dinklage

00:56:23.440 people I know would be like oh he's a badass

00:56:25.520 that's not the point 0.96

00:56:27.200 the principle of the fucking matter is that he's calling me Tyrion 0.99

00:56:29.880 and I let it slide I let some motherfuckers slide too 0.99

00:56:32.200 I didn't say anything because I didn't want to say anything for my boys 0.99

00:56:34.340 And like I saw him walk by 0.99

00:56:35.740 Motherfucker had an audacity to say it 0.99

00:56:38.400 Two, three more times 1.00

00:56:40.660 And like he looked back to me

00:56:43.360 And we looked out in the eyes

00:56:44.260 And he went oh

00:56:44.800 And when he went oh

00:56:46.180 I knew he wasn't just doing it for jokes

00:56:49.060 I knew he didn't want me to hear that

00:56:50.960 Because he didn't want to own it

00:56:51.880 He wasn't trying to own it

00:56:52.620 And then I went oh

00:56:53.600 I call you you mother

00:56:54.860 Like I went

00:56:55.400 And then you

00:56:56.360 Did you get kicked out?

00:56:57.980 No I didn't get kicked out

00:56:58.940 Then the cop across the street

00:57:00.540 Was yelling at me

00:57:01.320 Why was he yelling at you?

00:57:03.200 because I guess

00:57:04.580 again

00:57:05.160 don't know the context

00:57:06.580 of the situation 0.99

00:57:07.460 drunk buffoon 1.00

00:57:08.600 drunk dwarf 0.99

00:57:09.920 outside of the bar 0.95

00:57:10.620 yelling at someone 1.00

00:57:11.660 trying to start shit 1.00

00:57:12.440 they don't know 0.99

00:57:12.860 the context of the situation

00:57:14.120 you do get pretty

00:57:14.860 belligerently drunk

00:57:15.780 sometimes

00:57:16.080 accidentally

00:57:18.120 accidentally

00:57:19.520 okay

00:57:20.000 like

00:57:20.700 yeah

00:57:21.120 because I don't like

00:57:21.940 mixed drinks

00:57:22.580 because they

00:57:23.200 they fuck up my stomach 0.98

00:57:24.620 it really 0.98

00:57:25.160 it's sour

00:57:25.700 all that sour

00:57:26.340 it's not good

00:57:27.360 you can drink a lot

00:57:28.800 you can hang

00:57:30.080 yeah I can 0.99

00:57:30.720 yeah you can definitely hang 1.00

00:57:31.620 can we talk about sex 1.00

00:57:33.340 Evan comes up to me yesterday

00:57:36.180 he's like hey man

00:57:36.700 am I not talking about

00:57:38.040 my sex life on your show

00:57:38.920 I was like please

00:57:39.480 that's incredible

00:57:40.620 yes

00:57:41.740 so I don't even know

00:57:43.860 where to start with this

00:57:45.480 what's your preference 0.89

00:57:47.060 what type of girl do you like 1.00

00:57:49.200 women for sure 1.00

00:57:50.180 to start 1.00

00:57:50.760 little women 1.00

00:57:51.520 alright 1.00

00:57:52.880 I guess I can go the high road

00:57:56.480 a girl with a good personality 1.00

00:57:58.060 why don't you shut your fucking mouth Evan 1.00

00:58:01.240 A girl with a good personality 1.00

00:58:05.480 No he 1.00

00:58:05.980 Yeah no shit 1.00

00:58:07.260 Yo yo please 1.00

00:58:08.340 Yo I like girls with shitty personalities 1.00

00:58:10.520 That's what I like 1.00

00:58:11.740 Come on Evan

00:58:12.800 Talk to me

00:58:13.760 What's your preference?

00:58:15.820 So I get a lot of people asking me

00:58:17.740 If I would ever date a little person

00:58:20.740 That's the question 1.00

00:58:21.460 Yeah no that's what I just said

00:58:24.460 No it's not

00:58:25.880 Anyways

00:58:26.360 And um

00:58:27.180 I would have to say no

00:58:30.980 I just don't find them attractive

00:58:33.560 I don't physically find them attractive

00:58:34.960 My chemicals in my brain don't find me attractive

00:58:37.160 It's not that I think you're terrible people

00:58:39.120 I just don't find you attractive I'm sorry

00:58:40.640 Same with any other person

00:58:42.500 I don't find any other person attractive

00:58:43.680 It's not like we don't like you

00:58:45.380 It's just that chemicals in our brain don't fire off

00:58:48.280 Yeah fire off 0.99

00:58:48.880 So I guess my ideal girl 0.54

00:58:53.040 Would be anywhere

00:58:54.840 5, 8 1.00

00:58:57.680 5'8 still pushing it

00:59:01.040 you want like a

00:59:01.680 Milan runway model

00:59:02.800 yeah you're talking about

00:59:03.620 5'8

00:59:04.340 that's tall 1.00

00:59:05.000 that's a tall girl 1.00

00:59:06.560 stallions bro 0.98

00:59:07.480 alright make 5'7

00:59:08.620 make 5'7

00:59:09.360 I mean yeah

00:59:10.200 no 5'7

00:59:10.680 5'7's max

00:59:11.300 okay

00:59:11.800 like min

00:59:13.160 5'7's minimum

00:59:14.300 like in that

00:59:14.960 Danny's 5'10

00:59:16.520 5'7's maximum

00:59:17.400 I would go in height

00:59:18.440 5'10

00:59:18.960 yeah like 5'9

00:59:19.860 oh my god

00:59:20.680 yeah that's the maximum

00:59:22.580 I would go in height

00:59:23.200 obviously I don't want to

00:59:24.160 date anyone taller

00:59:25.300 because that's

00:59:26.000 I don't even want to date anyone taller than 5'9".

00:59:30.400 And I'm 6'3". 0.98

00:59:31.780 I've gone on dates with a few girls that were like 6'1".

00:59:35.760 And they're like eye to eye. 1.00

00:59:37.460 Have you ever dated a girl that tall?

00:59:38.940 Big old bro.

00:59:39.800 Big old bro.

00:59:43.640 You know, if you're listening, you big old bro.

00:59:47.040 You big old bro. 1.00

00:59:49.680 That will forever be the funniest fucking thing. 1.00

00:59:52.920 The thing is, they laugh at it too. 0.99

00:59:54.420 but I say all the time

00:59:56.180 so I'm like

00:59:56.500 you're just a big old bro

00:59:57.560 here we go

01:00:00.340 we're eating up

01:00:01.700 but Evan

01:00:02.460 how often are you having 1.00

01:00:03.500 sex with chicks 0.98

01:00:04.600 who are average height

01:00:06.060 not often at all

01:00:07.740 it's not cause you can't though

01:00:09.940 the reason

01:00:10.760 it's not cause I can't

01:00:11.980 Evan is

01:00:13.180 a lover

01:00:14.680 Evan is a

01:00:16.240 major

01:00:16.960 major

01:00:17.820 major

01:00:18.420 major lover

01:00:19.320 he does not want

01:00:20.560 one offs

01:00:21.740 he does not want

01:00:22.880 I'm with you bro

01:00:23.600 weekend 0.99

01:00:24.240 fuckery. He wants the real 0.98

01:00:26.680 fucking deal. He is a 1.00

01:00:28.020 romantic lover. Well, you did in college, correct?

01:00:31.160 You had hookups. You had a girlfriend

01:00:32.640 who was average height.

01:00:34.480 Never had a girlfriend. Who's the blonde hair

01:00:36.660 girl that I met in...

01:00:38.140 My girlfriend.

01:00:40.200 We just had a thing.

01:00:42.520 Yeah.

01:00:43.320 Yes, I had a lot of things in college

01:00:45.160 because college is real. 0.99

01:00:47.240 It's the easiest fucking place. 1.00

01:00:48.740 It's the easiest place to hookup. I'm sorry. 1.00

01:00:50.920 Girls, you know it's true. It's the easiest place to hookup. 0.97

01:00:53.240 Come on.

01:00:54.240 But you went back to your college recently.

01:00:57.680 Yeah.

01:00:57.980 Did you get action?

01:00:59.240 No.

01:00:59.660 He didn't have a fun trip, right?

01:01:02.240 That was supposed to be the trip of the century.

01:01:05.400 I thought it was going to be.

01:01:06.960 I'm not glad I thought it was going to be.

01:01:08.480 But I guess it's been so long since I've lived that life

01:01:12.120 to where I was just like, this ain't for me.

01:01:15.220 Really?

01:01:15.620 You moved on.

01:01:16.420 I was like, this ain't for me.

01:01:17.660 It was nice to see my boys.

01:01:18.900 Don't get me wrong. 0.95

01:01:19.480 I fucking miss my boys. 0.91

01:01:20.560 Love them. 0.99

01:01:20.880 Love them to death.

01:01:21.560 My boys will always come to mourn.

01:01:22.920 but other than that

01:01:25.060 you're maturing Evan

01:01:26.940 and like some of these girls

01:01:28.240 again not to be mean

01:01:30.740 it was disgusting

01:01:32.200 would you call them dusty 0.99

01:01:33.760 yeah dusty little runts

01:01:35.960 yeah and it's just like

01:01:37.300 dusty little runts

01:01:40.760 I don't know

01:01:42.280 I don't know if I can say this

01:01:45.160 I had a text

01:01:46.380 kind of like when that 20 year old made out with Mike

01:01:49.460 which one

01:01:51.140 Which one?

01:01:52.620 Which one?

01:01:53.800 Can I say that?

01:01:54.940 Oh, no.

01:01:55.400 Yeah, of course.

01:01:56.680 No, the 20-year-old that made out with you.

01:01:59.440 That's legal.

01:01:59.700 Which one?

01:02:00.180 Where's that?

01:02:00.760 Who's that?

01:02:00.960 You said which one, Jesus.

01:02:02.780 Of course. 1.00

01:02:03.400 I make out 20-year-olds every fucking week, bro. 1.00

01:02:05.520 That's my literal prime. 0.99

01:02:07.220 Young girls, love Mike.

01:02:08.280 Yeah, it's my prime go-to because I'm 20 myself mentally. 0.83

01:02:11.460 Very true.

01:02:12.200 That's my go-to.

01:02:13.060 But who is?

01:02:13.740 Are you calling me a dusty runt now?

01:02:15.960 Is that what you're saying?

01:02:16.720 No, I'll say it. 0.99

01:02:18.440 You're a dusty runt. 0.99

01:02:19.760 Okay, fine. 0.99

01:02:20.320 Never thought I'd ever say that in my life.

01:02:23.360 Speaking of dusty little runs, I do want to ask this question

01:02:25.240 before it's too late. Who would you say,

01:02:27.620 you know, this is average

01:02:29.340 and height related, who would you say is

01:02:31.100 your best friend in the house these days? 1.00

01:02:35.680 I'd say Rhea.

01:02:36.900 No, I'd be human.

01:02:37.840 Human.

01:02:40.620 It's just very height

01:02:41.640 with the whole disability. Evan and I got in a fight the other day.

01:02:45.180 Like a week

01:02:45.860 passed of us not talking.

01:02:47.460 We just went,

01:02:49.580 The first time we ever said anything,

01:02:51.240 we stared at each other from across the way.

01:02:53.100 I was like, Evan?

01:02:55.220 I literally said it.

01:02:56.180 He replied, it's Logan.

01:02:58.220 We literally didn't laugh.

01:02:59.960 Are you guys as close as you used to be now?

01:03:04.040 Physically?

01:03:04.780 No, just as friends.

01:03:08.180 Honestly, I would say no.

01:03:09.280 I don't think so.

01:03:10.580 What's the holdup?

01:03:11.440 Ever since, I would say, we moved into the house.

01:03:14.860 Really?

01:03:15.940 Which is interesting, because you'd expect the opposite.

01:03:18.820 It's a heartbreaker.

01:03:19.620 Because I think at the W,

01:03:20.860 we literally lived across the room from each other.

01:03:24.340 Like, we always saw each other.

01:03:26.080 Waking up was the first thing you saw coming out of each other's room.

01:03:29.360 There's so much space here.

01:03:30.540 So much space.

01:03:31.160 I got my own area.

01:03:32.020 You got your own area.

01:03:32.940 It's just like...

01:03:33.480 You literally have the whole wing of the house to yourself.

01:03:35.460 Literally the whole wing.

01:03:36.280 And it's like, I got everything I need in my room.

01:03:38.600 Well, that's the issue.

01:03:39.680 That is the issue.

01:03:40.680 Very bad.

01:03:41.700 Very bad.

01:03:42.020 What if we removed the video games from your room

01:03:44.840 and put them in a different room? 0.99

01:03:47.140 Find me a room that doesn't smell like pig shit, 1.00

01:03:49.680 dog shit, thing shit. 1.00

01:03:51.380 Most importantly, it has Wi-Fi 1.00

01:03:53.120 that supports your gaming.

01:03:54.480 It has Wi-Fi so it can actually play the games.

01:03:56.520 I will say this. 0.99

01:03:58.220 Because we're in the fucking bunker of 1.00

01:04:00.220 nuclear warfare? I don't know. 1.00

01:04:02.520 I will say this, and I didn't want to tell you this.

01:04:04.620 I wanted you to find out after, but your

01:04:06.220 Xbox and PlayStation have been removed

01:04:08.920 from your room during this podcast.

01:04:10.660 They're gone.

01:04:12.540 I think if you came down

01:04:15.360 more and just interacted with everyone else bro the friendship would be firing it's true

01:04:20.620 funny that you say that funny that you say that like get ready here we go when i do

01:04:27.360 come down and interact what is it mainly

01:04:31.300 oh i'll be you evan hey logan uh logan what's uh you want to do that skit that we've been talking

01:04:39.620 about lately what is it the one where because we got the cars that we were going to drive i see

01:04:44.660 what's happening i see the car remember the what no which one the cars that we were gonna we got

01:04:51.180 all the cars we lined them up because i have time oh yeah it's a good question all right all right

01:04:56.560 let me let me let me come let me counter this let me counter this is that not what he does

01:05:02.740 hold on 100 he goes good question hold on a second it's just like gone all right

01:05:07.780 no no no then when he finally pays attention that's what he says

01:05:14.320 hi big girl hi big girl and then he's gone ginger here's why here's why i'm uh i'm preoccupied i'm

01:05:22.820 busy till about two two to three p.m every day work out till noon right at the podcast so let's

01:05:29.200 say i have a window from three to eight during the daytime um i'm working if you come down what

01:05:36.140 you do for five to ten minutes at a time three to eight you're working yeah okay typically and

01:05:40.280 then i try to cool my brain off from like eight to midnight if you come down for five to ten

01:05:44.960 minutes at a time which is this that's the window we get yeah there's a solid i do that but that's

01:05:50.420 what i'm saying there's a solid chance i am mid grind mode yeah and as much as i love you if i'm

01:05:55.440 in the midst of something but i can't compartmentalize everything is focused on the one

01:06:00.260 endeavor or one thing i'm doing at that time like before i couldn't start this podcast and talk about

01:06:05.620 and get briefed on it until i posted the last podcast i just can't like yeah one thing needs

01:06:11.160 to be finished and then on to the next we did talk to hobson about this yesterday and hobson

01:06:16.180 told us about this great relationship that he had that he lost because every time the girl said hey 0.94

01:06:22.220 can i talk to you he said i'm in the fucking studio right now i can't be bothered with this 0.99

01:06:25.780 bullshit and he lost one of his best friends in the world because he was always grinding grinding 0.99

01:06:33.920 grinding grinding grinding grinding and we know what the results of grinding grinding grinding 1.00

01:06:38.000 grinding grinding can be what what did i tell you logan when we got before we got

01:06:42.980 the end of that fight oh we're going here because i said it i said it because it needed to be said

01:06:52.140 but then i do want to say my response to that to what you said okay evan said he goes if you keep

01:06:57.240 acting like this in five years you're not gonna have any friends and i said you're probably right

01:07:02.580 unfortunately i believe i have made the sacrifice that my goal and desire to create content for the

01:07:12.160 world is that's like that is my number one bro like i am here i am here as a servant to humanity

01:07:18.800 to entertain and distract them and make them happier and make them laugh okay so that's why

01:07:23.880 yeah that's why i mean you well we're best friends obviously um we're very great connection

01:07:32.020 when it comes to humor and some societal based things but our minds are completely different i

01:07:39.880 agree completely different exactly i asked 100 different i asked you i go what's your goal in

01:07:45.620 life what's your purpose why don't you say it do you remember what you said yeah the fine love 0.98

01:07:50.440 fine love i could give a fuck i literally could get i i want to take over you want to fall in love 0.99

01:07:56.980 and have a, correct, have a family, have a kid. 0.99

01:07:59.180 I love caring for people.

01:08:00.500 I love just.

01:08:01.180 No matter how tight,

01:08:03.300 no matter how tight your focus is on one thing,

01:08:05.700 on winning,

01:08:07.240 an unbalanced life is a failure of a life.

01:08:09.900 It always will be.

01:08:11.220 Everyone will tell you

01:08:12.160 the most important thing in life is balance.

01:08:14.140 It's balancing your work, your drive,

01:08:16.620 your friends, your family.

01:08:18.400 Nikola Tesla died a virgin, never fell in love. 0.99

01:08:20.580 Sucks for him. 0.99

01:08:21.180 Nikola Tesla. 1.00

01:08:21.700 Sucks for him. 0.99

01:08:22.040 He's Nikola Tesla. 1.00

01:08:22.920 He's Nikola Tesla.

01:08:24.140 He changed the world, he changed batteries,

01:08:25.620 he changed electricity.

01:08:26.400 he died an unhappy broke man you know that for a fact yeah we it's a known fact nah bro you just

01:08:31.440 said he got you you called his life meaningless no no no based on the rationale you just said

01:08:35.300 Nicola Tessa's life was meaningless I didn't say don't base on rationale then use a word that's

01:08:39.000 not tied into it I said he lit he lived an unfulfilling life okay if you die without doing

01:08:45.580 the things that are important in this life and finding balance your life will have well I think

01:08:50.240 what you're assuming though is what balance means I agree with you I think you have to have balance

01:08:54.760 But in terms of some people, actually, their balance is they they know their purpose is like entertaining the world or inventing, inventing all the things that humanity needs.

01:09:06.540 And to them, that's what brings their passion out and their happiness.

01:09:10.140 I also I so the balance has to be jaded to that activity.

01:09:13.700 But I also and you're right, 100 percent.

01:09:16.640 But I also think he that's he uses a lazy out with this.

01:09:19.540 OK, I'll tell you why. 0.97

01:09:20.900 I grind all fucking day to I have 15 different fucking thousand things going on. 0.98

01:09:24.760 on jobs here consulting here podcasts here vlogs here content creative all these things 0.99

01:09:29.800 if evan comes to me and he says i'm having a really tough time with something right now and

01:09:35.040 i'm about to post something or i'm working on something computer closes i walk out of that

01:09:40.020 room and i go with evan to take care of him because he's my friend that is balance then i

01:09:44.820 walk back out and i get back to the same thing i'll do the same thing and i have every single

01:09:48.760 time in the past for the past four years i have there's not been a single time where evan's come 0.97

01:09:52.360 up to me wants to talk about something what's his attention span until he's fucking satisfied and 0.88

01:09:56.660 you can't tell me otherwise what did he say you can't bro what did he say if you have a problem 0.86

01:10:00.640 and you're feeling uneasy about something i'm 100 there for you what did he say to you at coachella

01:10:04.240 what did he say to you at coachella when you were telling him why you were crying i mean like if

01:10:08.440 we're gonna get into it let's start over what did he say to at coachella to you while you were

01:10:12.880 crying if we're getting into it it's not me getting into it it's him getting any of this

01:10:17.040 because this is a therapy session i want to i want to work on he said honestly man i'm

01:10:22.260 getting bored i had been talking to you for two hours bro oh i would say 10 minutes max 10 minutes

01:10:28.560 max five to ten minutes max because i had been with them and i left you guys alone for a few

01:10:32.900 minutes and you said honestly man i'm getting bored not true not absolutely not true i exaggerated

01:10:38.080 i was i was talking to you for an hour i had i was talking to you for an hour i had people begging

01:10:43.680 tugging me by my shirt logan what are we doing this one is i'm like yo evan needs to talk to

01:10:47.660 me right now no people would walk in walk out you know how many texts i was getting

01:10:52.240 saying logan we need you but they were like but this is the thing this is the thing with grinding

01:10:55.680 and by the way i'm using evan as a as a vehicle for my own issues too no i like i just by the way

01:11:02.520 i have to heavily disagree bro that i without without sounding like evan needed any of this 0.69

01:11:09.960 the amount of things i've done for him the list is very very very fucking long my friend he knows 0.82

01:11:18.260 that and i know very fucking and everyone knows that so that's what i'm saying tread lightly when 0.92

01:11:22.140 you say like i'll put i'll close my laptop and and like oh yeah good for you buddy do you know 0.95

01:11:28.200 why he's out here in la pursuing his dreams no but let me stop stop stop stop stop stop no

01:11:33.060 you once said in life um you've done a lot for me yes don't laugh for me um there's a fine line

01:11:41.940 between doing a lot

01:11:44.540 and being there for someone.

01:11:47.740 When I called you

01:11:49.500 when I thought I lost my Rolex,

01:11:51.960 that was one of the hardest things

01:11:53.180 I could have done.

01:11:54.060 I had to do.

01:11:54.880 When I thought I lost it.

01:11:56.100 Why?

01:11:56.500 What did you say to me

01:11:57.780 when I told you I lost it?

01:12:01.380 I was like, great.

01:12:02.240 Like, that's no problem.

01:12:03.040 You don't care about material objects.

01:12:05.640 For context,

01:12:06.420 it was a Rolex that I bought you.

01:12:07.840 You don't care about material objects.

01:12:09.260 And you were afraid to tell me

01:12:10.260 that you lost the thing that I bought you.

01:12:11.760 What do you describe as a materialistic object?

01:12:15.120 In your mind, what is a materialistic object?

01:12:18.180 I will specify and say any sort of high luxury item, such as a Rolex or a car or a house. 0.99

01:12:26.660 I could give two shits if you give me a Rolex. 0.99

01:12:30.620 A place, I guess, I'm not giving, I shouldn't say I give two shits. 0.99

01:12:33.980 Right, you're thankful. 0.98

01:12:34.600 I'm very thankful.

01:12:35.380 I'm very thankful.

01:12:36.700 But I would rather have you be there for me at the end of the day than for you to give me a Rolex.

01:12:41.100 yeah and which

01:12:42.380 which you don't

01:12:43.760 which you don't know

01:12:45.000 the fine line between

01:12:45.960 feelings

01:12:47.120 emotions

01:12:48.940 pretty much friendship

01:12:52.040 like not

01:12:52.500 I don't want to say friendship

01:12:53.380 but like almost

01:12:54.300 like

01:12:54.600 if you're gonna make a blanket

01:12:56.580 statement this big

01:12:57.400 I'm gonna need you to back it up

01:12:58.640 and elaborate

01:12:59.320 if you're gonna say something like that

01:13:01.420 I need you to back it up

01:13:02.360 no you've been there for me

01:13:03.340 yeah 0.98

01:13:03.720 every fucking time 0.99

01:13:04.900 yeah 0.99

01:13:05.360 every time

01:13:06.320 but

01:13:08.980 like if we want to go back

01:13:10.180 to the Coachella situation

01:13:11.060 You were there 0.98

01:13:13.480 But what the fuck did you say at the end 0.99

01:13:15.140 Honestly man I'm getting bored 0.98

01:13:16.720 How do you think that makes someone feel

01:13:19.060 Who's already down and out

01:13:20.980 How do you think that makes someone feel 1.00

01:13:22.920 By shitting on them even more 1.00

01:13:24.720 Because you don't fucking care 1.00

01:13:27.640 Because you don't have emotions 0.99

01:13:28.640 But for someone who does have emotions

01:13:30.740 For someone who does have emotions

01:13:33.140 Who's already down and out 1.00

01:13:34.300 Suck the fuck up 1.00

01:13:36.260 This is boring to me 1.00

01:13:38.220 Like, you can't say that to someone who's down.

01:13:41.820 Can I ask a question?

01:13:42.920 I would love most people's opinions,

01:13:45.340 and I would love, because this is where this gets tricky for me.

01:13:49.260 I'm at a serious crossroads with how much time I dedicate to someone

01:13:55.700 if they're feeling down and out, 0.99

01:13:58.120 if I don't see shit flipping in their mind, 0.99

01:14:01.640 if I provide every solution and every possible remedy that I can, 0.99

01:14:06.320 and they still don't see the light, 0.97

01:14:07.700 How long am I going to sit there and wait for you to get your shit together when I am surrounded by 50 people at Coachella who are all waiting on me to do something? 0.99

01:14:18.500 An event that I spent tens of thousands of dollars on because I went there to have fun, not worry about, we can believe this if you want, you losing. 0.99

01:14:28.920 which by the way i offered to pay for like i like how much time do i devote to someone before i'm

01:14:37.720 like i honestly have a life to live you haven't especially when i remedied every single thing

01:14:44.420 that you said i gave you the same solution 10 times and they're good ones by the way i'm if

01:14:48.540 you listen to what i say or i'm a i am a people person i understand people very well but there's

01:14:54.560 a point where i sort of like for lack of better verbiage i give up i'm like i've done everything

01:14:59.160 i'm bored i and maybe that's part of my problem is that i'm literally too honest and too candid

01:15:04.600 like i'm harsh dude i'm really harsh and yes something i have to work on absolutely the way

01:15:11.740 i think the way i communicate how i'm feeling but like quite honestly when i tap out what's

01:15:16.700 the point of me buttering the biscuit and being like hey man like i got yesterday yesterday on

01:15:22.880 let me let me get one thing in here yesterday for example and this is the biggest takeaway and and

01:15:26.940 because i think the biggest thing here is like what are the action items coming out of it we

01:15:30.180 had a therapy session like let's let's take good action items coming out of it yes yesterday for

01:15:35.320 example you're you're right you're 100 right you do more for this kid than than probably anyone

01:15:41.240 and and no one will ever take that away from you it's not me i'm not i'm not saying that

01:15:46.020 yesterday was it was a good example of it you know his situation where he isn't always like

01:15:52.960 feeling the best or like he's like he's in his room he he feels kind of depressed and like like

01:15:59.600 let's let's bring this example outward a little bit to people that might be in your lives that

01:16:03.540 are feeling depressed or like isolated or whatever when they make a final attempt or

01:16:10.400 an attempt to come out and rejoin the group even though you had made time for them earlier and they

01:16:18.060 might not have been feeling up to it make time again when they finally do come out of the room

01:16:22.660 so he so yesterday you said Evan I'm ready to have this meeting now he wasn't ready for whatever

01:16:27.200 reason you know he was playing video games why is he playing video games maybe he's depressed maybe

01:16:32.180 he likes that feeling of being isolated who knows what I would have done yesterday is when he came

01:16:36.900 out and said can we talk now about tomorrow's episode with a disability and you said um i have

01:16:42.940 to do this i'm i'm i'm out of i'm done with this right now i'm on something else i would have this

01:16:47.860 is just a small tweak that's not your personality i'm just making a small note i would have been

01:16:51.800 like you know what i'm gonna go inside myself right now to make the time for evan to make him

01:16:57.240 feel included and and make him start to feel like he's part of the unit again because it sometimes

01:17:02.940 takes just a little kickstart with someone who's feeling excluded or feeling depressed or whatever

01:17:07.040 to get them to start feeling better and making the right strides i hear you you're right i hear you

01:17:12.940 um i i will say the the level of clockwork that i'm operating on every day like if i am forced to

01:17:24.840 wait 10 to 20 minutes for something it's tough for me man it's tough like 10 to 20 minutes is a lot

01:17:31.960 of time for you also except me expecting me to drop everything i did it doesn't matter if i'm

01:17:36.480 playing video games it could be like literally adding a video it could be like wait 10 minutes

01:17:39.700 it could be literally anything if it's not at your moment at that time at that moment when

01:17:45.820 i'm in my grind i'm in this grind and it's never the right time like it's not for that

01:17:51.780 it's like oh i'm wanting something else in 10 minutes you're literally on something else

01:17:55.620 you're literally gonna take five like just wait five minutes five ten minutes just to be like

01:18:01.180 okay you know i didn't give him a heads up you know i kind of just put this on him didn't give

01:18:05.700 him a heads up because that's what you do you don't give a heads up you expect did we give him

01:18:08.660 a heads up i think we did i think we texted him 30 minutes earlier and said evan please come down

01:18:12.220 to the dinner table we want to talk about this thing we waited we waited a half hour so from

01:18:17.020 mac i don't know if you're paying attention my friend mac he's known me since elementary school

01:18:21.720 one of my best friends he said the hardest thing about living in this house right now

01:18:25.740 is operating on your schedule like everything operates around your schedule and unfortunately

01:18:29.480 bro that's just the way things tick right now and also i have zero sympathy for waiting for

01:18:34.620 video games if you're not making money or a career out of it absolutely zero i'm sorry i don't know

01:18:38.760 that's what i was gonna say from logan's perspective i think like like what mike was

01:18:44.740 getting at from a productive standpoint where's the value in the or the purpose behind the video 0.77

01:18:51.440 games and like not point on to spencer i don't know what the fuck to do with my life dude what 0.99

01:18:56.960 I'm lost as fuck 0.99

01:18:57.920 and when I go 1.00

01:18:58.840 I just have to take a

01:19:00.320 yeah you're good bro

01:19:01.180 it's fine

01:19:02.260 come on

01:19:04.420 bro 0.99

01:19:05.080 why are you killing it bro 0.94

01:19:07.260 no dude embrace it bro 0.97

01:19:09.080 this is tough for me

01:19:12.820 this is a real episode

01:19:14.200 this is really tough

01:19:14.960 do you wanna just get off of it

01:19:15.980 or like push off of it

01:19:17.400 something else

01:19:17.980 I can't say I didn't see this happening

01:19:20.780 I mean I would not see this happening

01:19:22.500 I think this is

01:19:23.540 this is good though man

01:19:24.900 it's crazy

01:19:25.580 it's crazy to me how much um just like living here i have never seen this happen i've seen it

01:19:33.440 so i he because he calls me he calls me well just i mean i think it's crazy to see how much emotions

01:19:38.980 are are underneath like we see people walking by every day everybody's hey what's up but like 0.64

01:19:45.300 is that a bunch of shit going on underneath this bro this is not uncommon to me i've yo as much as 0.93

01:19:51.060 You can say, you know, you know, and you do. 0.99

01:19:53.140 We all know Evan.

01:19:53.700 We all know Evan.

01:19:54.480 Bro, I have been best friends with this kid for four plus five.

01:19:58.300 Yeah.

01:19:59.160 Twenty to seven years?

01:20:01.180 Six years?

01:20:01.840 Six years, man. 1.00

01:20:02.660 I know the kid like the back of my fucking hand, bro. 0.99

01:20:05.220 And just recently, there's this thing where, 0.99

01:20:07.940 honestly, bro, I feel so bad to say it.

01:20:10.200 Say it.

01:20:10.700 Like, I'm getting emotional just thinking about, like,

01:20:13.560 I don't know what to do anymore.

01:20:16.580 How much more can I help Evan before I'm, like,

01:20:21.060 yeah i think one of the one of the things that is tough about this is sometimes helping isn't like

01:20:29.740 giving something to someone it's taking some things away or moving things or you know putting

01:20:36.260 that like am i enabling is that what you're saying do i enable him to sit in his room

01:20:40.500 you might be the second biggest room in the house if i if i started doing that i know because like

01:20:47.020 i haven't known you long enough in comparison to evan or anybody else like if i started doing that

01:20:53.220 and and taking up that real estate and not you know being a part of the team like you know i

01:20:58.620 i wouldn't be too surprised if you were like hey man like you go do that somewhere else so i go do

01:21:03.560 what go get another apartment like i've never said that i've never had that and i and i would

01:21:09.020 never by the way which i'm not saying do that i'm just saying because you know i believe i and maybe

01:21:14.380 this is maybe this is like selfish in a way like i told you bro my number one goal create content

01:21:19.340 for the world that's the shit i want to do and that's what i know evan can do and i know he can 0.95

01:21:24.540 change the world because that's a that's a talented fucking kid bro absolutely no one believes in him 0.98

01:21:29.200 more than me and i want him to see that and i'm pushing him i i convince him to move to la so he 0.96

01:21:36.140 could do that we just have to find the fuel that he can put in his tank i think to achieve what he

01:21:42.240 wants to do let's get him back on yeah all right there we go i think like yeah i think my one my

01:21:50.300 one note on that too and by the way let's let's change back because we had an important topic

01:21:54.880 today or not i don't care but i think the one note on that would be there are times in life where

01:22:01.500 it might like i said it might just take a point zero five percent twist of your main objective

01:22:09.560 to seriously impact someone else's life in a positive way not enough to even get you 10 less

01:22:16.860 views on a vlog it might just be the way you address him it might just be the way you say

01:22:21.580 the things you say well it's about compromise right so it's like you're you're explaining

01:22:25.280 logan's situation i think we already handled that like i think all of us have areas to grow

01:22:31.400 but i i first off like it's good for you to express that and i think the reason why the

01:22:38.240 reason why i asked it is because like bro we're all lost at some point in our lives like all of us

01:22:44.260 like month to month there's time within that month where you're like what the hell am i doing

01:22:48.960 all of us like if you're saying no it's just not true all the time that's that's humanity so like

01:22:54.160 for you to be talking about this like don't feel weak because it's okay to address that and i know

01:22:58.720 we're on the podcast but i feel like that can really help people man so for us to sorry to 0.93

01:23:02.580 figure out why you're feeling those things i just don't like doing this type of shit on cameras 0.90

01:23:06.240 I really don't 0.95

01:23:07.540 same thing with vlogging

01:23:12.440 the thing in life I think

01:23:22.080 there's a line in life where to turn off

01:23:24.560 and shut off the cameras

01:23:25.420 this is one point I think

01:23:28.100 to shut off the cameras is

01:23:30.160 I don't like

01:23:30.980 I think it's hard to talk things like this on camera

01:23:34.540 because it's too real for me

01:23:36.460 and

01:23:37.660 I don't think we get

01:23:40.280 to it

01:23:42.280 because this was your fault

01:23:43.120 I didn't know it was going to go this deep

01:23:44.940 I don't think we get to the

01:23:46.800 I don't think we actually get to the point of reason

01:23:49.060 when a camera's in a face

01:23:51.440 you don't really get to the point

01:23:53.340 because you got people watching

01:23:55.060 and you gotta entertain them

01:23:57.140 I forgot the cameras were there

01:24:00.260 think about this though

01:24:02.340 you could be right

01:24:04.440 i'm not taking it away from you but also i think that's the thing about vlogging and all these other

01:24:09.740 mediums is that the podcast gives us the ability to be real and people can listen listen in on that

01:24:15.620 because if all these people that are watching only watch vlogs like they're not getting anything real

01:24:20.560 so like if they're watching right now people are strapped in like they're down to learn from this

01:24:26.160 situation as we are too and by the way i i will say like i am i am confident that the majority of

01:24:33.220 people it look please comment below we'll side with you on this and and mike's absolutely right 0.87

01:24:39.340 my abrasiveness and that that fire in me is like almost it it might be too big of a fucking fire

01:24:48.580 right now and i don't know if it's my age i don't know if it's like because i'm boxing now i'm just 0.87

01:24:52.980 like fired up all the time but and maybe i need to go to therapy to figure out why i don't like i

01:24:58.480 I mean, listen, you've just seen, you've just seen, it's not a fire.

01:25:01.560 It's just, you've seen what that confrontational vibe in life has done to

01:25:09.020 your relationships in other places.

01:25:10.940 And they're the same relationships that I've talked about trying to fix

01:25:14.060 since I came on.

01:25:16.540 You have a very clashing, abrasive personality at times, at times.

01:25:22.840 And it's what leads to our on-air arguments.

01:25:25.780 It's what, like, it just, it's just how it is.

01:25:27.600 The biggest learning here is just that for the people that are watching or listening to relate to is if you know someone in your group, a friend of yours, a family member is struggling.

01:25:40.380 And even if the thought in your mind is, oh, my God, they have everything they could ever want in life.

01:25:45.820 Their life should be so good.

01:25:47.820 Why do they just play video games?

01:25:49.280 Why do they sleep all day?

01:25:50.420 Why do they not go out?

01:25:51.500 understand that mental health and understand that those issues in life are not always so easy to put

01:25:59.460 a finger on people are going through things and it might not be as easy for logan or for spencer

01:26:06.000 who are headstrong like very very well thought out individuals to understand but people like me

01:26:13.900 and people that deal with certain levels of mental health problems understand what it's like to feel

01:26:19.240 like you're under a blanket of grim energy or negativity or depression or anxiety and i also

01:26:26.480 on the flip side know what a couple positive or kind words from someone you love can do for your 0.83

01:26:33.100 fucking day and so if there is someone that you know that's suffering or is doing anything just 0.90

01:26:39.600 playing too much video games or sleeping too much adjust the way you're talking to them 0.99

01:26:45.800 being good to someone is giving something that's giving something of yourself that means one percent

01:26:53.860 of your career might go to one percent of helping your best friend be better is that worth it to

01:27:01.220 you not you but is it worth it to anyone watching or listening one percent you may not get a thousand

01:27:08.380 views over what you would have got but your friend may want to live his life better is that worth it

01:27:14.360 i don't want to pick apart your sentence did you say give one second no one percent like just like

01:27:23.800 like or what on top of what you're already like or whatever all i'm saying is just a slight

01:27:28.940 adjustment energy a slight adjustment might have such a large effect specifically i think

01:27:36.200 he might more than typical feel unseen and then to not feel seen by his best friend

01:27:42.020 maybe hurts like a little extra tying that back to well i mean you also again not be seen

01:27:47.880 not to attack so evan but like there's literally a 10 minute window i do have to take his side on

01:27:53.760 this you the biggest thing you can do and i know and and forgive me here for going against people

01:27:59.680 who isolate based on their to make them feel better the the best thing you can do is stop

01:28:05.320 isolating i promise you that if you come out and spend time with us we will build you up

01:28:09.960 i promise you that i i definitely will i love spending time with you i love spending time with

01:28:15.200 you but i can't do that if you're in your room playing video games i think you i'm gonna back

01:28:19.960 out you guys finish up but i think the best way to go back here back to where we were is to bring 0.97

01:28:24.380 it back to mental health problems based on people with disabilities and how they're proud how there's

01:28:29.740 probably a large amount of people with disabilities and dwarfism and those kind of problems dealing

01:28:34.840 with depression and anxiety but we get for a second i mean evan just like like as a friend

01:28:41.800 where where how do you feel right now you feel like kind of stable or you do not want to go

01:28:45.500 back there do you want to move the conversation forward is there a direction you want to go right

01:28:49.320 now because i have a lot of my mind still but you just asked me like 30 different questions

01:28:54.140 answer all right now i'm about to talk this out more after the podcast i don't think it's done

01:29:02.680 I think

01:29:03.820 I would like to get off of it though

01:29:06.660 Okay

01:29:08.160 Let's play a segment

01:29:08.980 Should we do a segment?

01:29:11.760 I mean I can switch the energy real quick 0.99

01:29:13.620 If you want to do a fucking segment 1.00

01:29:14.840 We'll do a fucking segment 1.00

01:29:15.780 Let's go back to the 1.00

01:29:16.840 Dwarfism 0.97

01:29:18.340 Dwarfism

01:29:18.880 And mental health

01:29:20.380 So like Mike was saying

01:29:22.560 Mental health 1.00

01:29:26.700 That was amazing

01:29:28.320 I gotta jump in

01:29:30.200 I gotta jump in

01:29:31.400 And take his side on that one 1.00

01:29:32.520 that was ridiculous it sounded like a small penis shot out of your mouth it was ridiculous 1.00

01:29:38.300 or you were doing like it was like doing like a high jump but 1.00

01:29:44.760 it sounded like you were striking vipers oh here's a here's a question i i was thinking

01:29:54.020 about earlier because you were you were mentioning a lot of these things that um

01:29:58.300 dwarves go through and with technology coming out something we were talking about the other day is

01:30:03.440 that there's actually uh advancements in what like cellular technology that they can eliminate

01:30:10.780 dwarfism is that something that's possible and if so would you advocate for that first off that's

01:30:19.220 not possible at all because it's that's like saying you can stop someone having down syndrome

01:30:23.760 You can stop someone having autism.

01:30:26.540 Well, they might be.

01:30:27.400 I think they're working on that.

01:30:28.680 That's going to be possible in the next decade or two.

01:30:30.920 Right.

01:30:31.740 Let's see how it works out.

01:30:33.640 Probably won't.

01:30:34.380 Probably won't.

01:30:34.740 There's probably babies in forearms.

01:30:36.360 I think they're making pretty good ground coverage.

01:30:38.560 Let's just say.

01:30:39.720 What is it called?

01:30:40.240 I don't know that much about it.

01:30:41.660 What's it called?

01:30:42.280 Yeah, they are.

01:30:43.040 Is it stem cell?

01:30:43.980 Stem cell.

01:30:44.580 Yeah, there's all sorts of stuff.

01:30:45.180 So they're actually, I know stem cell research.

01:30:47.040 Like, I know about that.

01:30:47.860 I didn't know that, like.

01:30:48.560 Well, they're able to eliminate.

01:30:50.120 Yeah, they're able to eliminate a lot of those types of things.

01:30:53.580 So if technology could eliminate dwarfism, would you advocate for that?

01:30:58.780 Or do you think dwarfism is something that like a pride thing?

01:31:02.580 Right.

01:31:05.700 I think I would advocate it.

01:31:08.220 Well, advocate the technology.

01:31:10.840 Yes.

01:31:13.140 Knowing what I went through as a kid.

01:31:17.980 All life.

01:31:19.280 Yeah.

01:31:19.720 Someone with it.

01:31:21.860 You're good.

01:31:22.480 You're good.

01:31:22.800 Don't fight it off.

01:31:23.580 You're good, dude.

01:31:24.320 Just embrace that.

01:31:25.280 Yeah, just own it, bro. 1.00

01:31:26.140 You got that shit. 1.00

01:31:29.420 Just like you would be able to avoid those. 1.00

01:31:32.480 Even I was fortunate.

01:31:34.760 The job.

01:31:35.680 Dude, stop.

01:31:36.860 For real.

01:31:37.860 Hold on.

01:31:38.580 Give me a moment.

01:31:39.700 Take a minute.

01:31:40.740 Why don't we all go run around the backyard for two minutes?

01:31:43.860 You can take a second.

01:31:44.840 It's okay.

01:31:45.500 Let's take a break.

01:31:46.900 Can we cut for a second?

01:31:48.020 Is that an option?

01:31:49.460 Just stay on the set.

01:31:50.360 Yeah, sure. 0.99

01:31:53.580 should I have sex 1.00

01:31:55.760 with that girl again 1.00

01:31:56.320 is that a thing

01:31:58.460 oh by the way

01:31:59.160 we didn't cover that

01:32:00.120 but can we talk about that

01:32:01.240 it might be a horrible time

01:32:02.640 no no no

01:32:03.380 when it should be

01:32:04.680 can I change the

01:32:05.440 this might

01:32:05.920 this might

01:32:06.360 alleviate the mood

01:32:07.020 yes yes

01:32:07.640 he said yes

01:32:08.160 he nodded at me

01:32:08.660 that's all I need 1.00

01:32:09.280 fuck yeah 1.00

01:32:09.920 alright 1.00

01:32:10.760 alright

01:32:11.140 easy

01:32:11.980 we didn't talk about it

01:32:13.440 in the prelim

01:32:14.800 at the beginning

01:32:15.440 right

01:32:15.860 but I was like

01:32:18.280 yo Dylan

01:32:18.700 if you saw the last episode

01:32:19.960 I was like

01:32:21.080 yo Dylan

01:32:21.540 like you 1.00

01:32:21.920 like we know you had sex 1.00

01:32:23.320 in the back house 0.98

01:32:24.060 during the party

01:32:24.820 like

01:32:25.140 and everyone thought

01:32:26.020 it was the girl

01:32:26.520 you came with

01:32:27.080 like a girlfriend

01:32:27.760 or something

01:32:28.160 and he informed us

01:32:29.480 that like no

01:32:29.860 he had just met the girl

01:32:31.100 like he walked up

01:32:31.720 to her at the bar

01:32:32.240 like yo what's good

01:32:32.900 I was like that's dope

01:32:33.860 like what's her name

01:32:34.920 and he's like

01:32:35.700 well she's cute

01:32:36.340 you know she's cute 1.00

01:32:36.920 she's hot skinny 1.00

01:32:37.700 pretty girl brunette 0.93

01:32:39.060 I was like

01:32:39.440 great Dylan

01:32:40.360 what's her name

01:32:41.020 and he's like

01:32:41.560 well I think Mike

01:32:42.700 might have like

01:32:43.440 hooked up with her

01:32:43.940 in the past

01:32:44.500 and Mike's like

01:32:45.720 I don't know

01:32:46.240 I don't know

01:32:46.660 what's going on

01:32:47.240 and like

01:32:48.440 there's a good chance

01:32:49.580 there's a good chance

01:32:50.280 right

01:32:50.440 especially if you slept

01:32:51.380 that quickly like that tends to be the way to go for this one but uh minus amanda that we talked

01:32:58.920 about at the beginning um was it her well well no mike so i was like yo dylan what's what's the

01:33:04.820 name of this girl finally he told me again arbitrary name let's use no no don't don't don't

01:33:08.540 don't use that michelle bro that's why i said arbitrary name let's use michelle he's like oh

01:33:13.800 it's michelle and i was like oh my god because indeed mike had hooked up with her in the past

01:33:17.760 we're like y'all are Eskimo brothers

01:33:19.140 the issue is

01:33:20.320 bypassed like an hour before you did

01:33:23.160 at the same party

01:33:24.020 in his bed

01:33:25.080 do you rip 1.00

01:33:25.860 fuck 1.00

01:33:26.420 oh no 1.00

01:33:28.060 yep

01:33:29.620 do you rip

01:33:30.380 this

01:33:30.800 and by the way no one knows this except Logan

01:33:32.760 everyone is in complete and utter shock right now 0.99

01:33:34.700 in the whole fucking studio 0.98

01:33:35.800 if you watch the post party podcast 1.00

01:33:38.880 you would have heard me talk about a girl

01:33:40.820 that I had hooked up with in the first 10 minutes of the party 1.00

01:33:43.160 that was her

01:33:43.840 that was her 1.00

01:33:44.480 that was fucking her 1.00

01:33:46.360 okay 1.00

01:33:47.240 that is

01:33:49.700 sloppy seconds

01:33:52.040 on a level unbeknownst to man 1.00

01:33:54.040 she literally walked out of my bedroom

01:33:55.620 door opened sex you remember that 1.00

01:33:57.460 had a few more drinks and went and banged the impulsive 1.00

01:34:00.020 producer in the fucking back house 1.00

01:34:02.340 what the fuck 1.00

01:34:03.980 is good 0.99

01:34:04.680 Michelle

01:34:05.720 Michelle

01:34:08.680 what is good Michelle

01:34:10.280 if it's too easy there's gotta be something going on

01:34:13.900 you know what I'm saying

01:34:14.440 if it's too good to be true it probably is

01:34:18.220 God dang it.

01:34:19.760 So are you going to go get that checked out?

01:34:21.200 Go take it in?

01:34:21.860 I don't know, but you know what?

01:34:22.620 You both should. 1.00

01:34:23.320 She's hot. 1.00

01:34:23.620 She is hot. 1.00

01:34:24.000 She is hot. 1.00

01:34:24.560 She is hot. 1.00

01:34:25.160 She's fucking hot. 1.00

01:34:25.980 Okay, we got past that, 0.99

01:34:27.520 but are you guys getting it checked out?

01:34:29.320 I'm not.

01:34:30.460 I'm on the...

01:34:31.300 Well, if you don't get checked for an STD,

01:34:33.280 you never get an STD.

01:34:34.320 I make that joke, but that's not why.

01:34:35.920 The last time we went for an STD...

01:34:37.860 The last time we went for an STD check,

01:34:39.960 they said, do you have any symptoms?

01:34:41.720 And I was like, no. 0.99

01:34:43.260 And they were like, why the fuck are you here? 0.99

01:34:46.200 I don't... 0.99

01:34:46.800 Forgive me if I'm leaving out like one or two STDs, but most STDs produce some sort of symptom. 0.99

01:34:53.060 So if your dick feels so fresh and so clean, which mine does right now, I'm chilling, bro. 0.99

01:34:58.640 I'm chilling. 0.99

01:34:59.440 I don't know how else to say it.

01:35:00.980 You got a fresh.

01:35:01.700 But that's crazy.

01:35:02.760 That's crazy.

01:35:03.500 I was worried I was going to hurt your feelings.

01:35:05.100 Hell no, I don't have any feelings, bro.

01:35:07.640 Well, yeah.

01:35:08.100 You do.

01:35:08.400 I do.

01:35:08.720 I do.

01:35:09.040 Everybody does.

01:35:09.740 Yeah, I do.

01:35:10.180 I actually do have feelings, but not with her.

01:35:12.520 Not with her.

01:35:14.040 Mike, so that's why when you said her name,

01:35:16.760 I jumped up and started cheering

01:35:17.920 because I'm like, yeah, like Eskimo bros,

01:35:19.900 like double-decker. 1.00

01:35:20.880 What?

01:35:21.700 I was so excited that you had both hooked up

01:35:23.560 with the same girl,

01:35:24.240 and then Mike comes up to me and whispers in my ear.

01:35:25.940 He's like, I'm that girl that I hooked up with

01:35:27.940 in the first 10 minutes of the party.

01:35:30.140 But also, maybe shout out to her, bro.

01:35:32.760 Most, mainly dudes are running it like that. 0.96

01:35:35.340 And the fact that she just flips the system on its head 1.00

01:35:37.640 and just takes down all the cocks at the party, 1.00

01:35:39.980 like, mad respect, Michelle. 0.99

01:35:41.380 Something tells me, by the way.

01:35:42.760 something tells me by the way that Michelle

01:35:45.340 I could be

01:35:47.420 I could be wrong but we probably weren't

01:35:49.460 the only two at the party

01:35:50.480 I'm guessing she probably

01:35:53.100 in general or that day

01:35:54.780 that day at that party

01:35:55.880 guys I have something to tell you

01:35:57.620 you're not going to believe it

01:36:01.580 me and Michelle

01:36:03.120 no I'm just kidding 0.96

01:36:03.820 that would be so fucking funny 0.95

01:36:06.140 good times 0.96

01:36:08.800 now back to hardcore handicap conversations 0.99

01:36:11.680 I hate everything 1.00

01:36:17.180 Welcome back to Impulse

01:36:18.660 Ladies and gentlemen

01:36:20.200 HH edition

01:36:22.440 There's a segment

01:36:25.600 Dylan put in here

01:36:27.080 It's called Turn the Tables

01:36:28.580 Where you ask us questions

01:36:30.400 Do you want to maybe do that?

01:36:32.720 I have a question for all y'all

01:36:34.620 Then I have a question for y'all individually

01:36:36.300 We're going to do a segment

01:36:38.020 It's called Turn the Tables 0.97

01:36:40.100 Turn the tables.

01:36:40.980 Tables are a big time.

01:36:42.020 All right.

01:36:42.760 I'll start off by a question for all y'all.

01:36:46.780 I'm sorry.

01:36:47.400 I can't let you start this.

01:36:48.260 He has to do the sound effects.

01:36:49.640 I'm so sorry.

01:36:50.400 He doesn't know the code.

01:36:52.020 I think it's one.

01:36:53.160 Let's do a shot. 0.97

01:36:54.100 No, no.

01:36:54.620 Let's do a segment. 0.86

01:36:55.660 Let's do a segment.

01:36:56.520 Here we go.

01:36:57.100 Let's turn the tables.

01:36:59.420 All right, go ahead.

01:36:59.940 All right, so this question is for all y'all,

01:37:01.440 but you can go in order and answering.

01:37:03.880 How did you guys view or see people with dwarfism

01:37:07.140 uh as before like okay how did you guys view or see people with dwarfism as before meeting uh

01:37:14.860 or knowing who i was they had you look at me love the question so uh got lucky there was a dwarf in

01:37:20.780 my school named yl he was middle eastern he was fucking awesome he was with me on the wrestling 0.97

01:37:25.280 team and he happened to be dope as fuck like he was the kid at the school that made everyone laugh 0.84

01:37:30.020 everyone loved and when i saw your videos online on vine i think the reason i was so like attracted 0.85

01:37:38.080 to your energy and your comedy was because i had grown up with it in in the form of yl um and it

01:37:44.100 was familiar to me and i thought it was funny and i really liked it that's pretty cool yeah

01:37:47.740 shout out yl uh i i'm trying to think if there's like one that sticks out to me but i don't think

01:37:54.620 there is i think i may have i i'm the way i am is i'm i try my best to be good to everyone yeah

01:38:01.980 and but sometimes i will be completely honest here i may have been good to people with handicaps or

01:38:09.380 disabilities or dwarfism because i subconsciously felt bad okay i mean that's not really a good

01:38:18.140 thing to have but no i get that that's what i'm saying that's why i'm saying it cautiously or not

01:38:22.940 like questionally but like kind of like what do you not like about that logic scurrus

01:38:26.840 you should help me you shouldn't feel bad for me right right like but don't you my life is

01:38:34.580 it's like oh like this sucks like i think that's gonna make me i never feel less human

01:38:41.080 than for you just like i didn't make that that was an outward that was me i wasn't like oh i'm

01:38:46.200 i was like i was like yo what's good but partially because i was like i feel like i have to do this

01:38:50.820 with you when i met you it was very different because i was like this dude has 2.1 million 0.94

01:38:56.820 followers on instagram you got another 2 million on youtube like i'm the fucking dwarf in this 0.98

01:39:01.460 situation you know what i'm saying when i met you i was like looking up at you and shit 0.98

01:39:05.120 you feel me yeah i mean i guess he kind of answered it yeah i don't know what about you

01:39:12.680 i actually never was around anybody with dwarfism the first time that i ever

01:39:19.080 saw it which is which is you guys might laugh but do you remember the show little people big world

01:39:24.920 oh yeah that was the first time that i was actually exposed to dwarfism i love that show

01:39:30.720 and and it was a great show because it was like great show these people are living their life

01:39:33.940 and they're killing it they got to uh to hollywood yeah do hollywood really really did they got not

01:39:40.240 like drugs alcohol blah blah blah they just egos got massive except except i would know i lied

01:39:46.300 just the parents the kids are sweet as could be have you ever mingled with any of them yes

01:39:52.180 really yeah uh zach roloff we uh actually compete sometimes against each other in the dwarf games

01:39:57.800 that's the little person that's in it well yeah that show was really cool and i thought i love

01:40:03.080 that show because it gave a different education yeah obviously people yeah so after after watching

01:40:10.120 that show i never really had any like there was never a moment where i was like oh these people

01:40:15.000 are handicapped i guess if that makes sense i didn't view it as a handicap i was just like

01:40:19.240 they're just born differently exactly and they're making it they're making the world as best as they

01:40:23.640 could like yeah they're crushing it could walk on crutches but yet he can operate a hundred two

01:40:29.280 hundred thousand dollars yeah worth of machinery like it's like he can still do the same thing as

01:40:33.600 any other person could yeah can i because they found their place can i ask a question i uh

01:40:38.480 i'm going back on to what i said about feeling bad yeah

01:40:42.760 and i know i'm not supposed to right like that's one of the things you you talk about is like don't

01:40:49.960 feel bad for me i'm just i'm average or or i'm normal like everyone else right or not like

01:40:54.200 average like everyone else right oh no sorry you're normal just like everyone else is abnormal

01:40:59.900 you're abnormal and normal right is it as long as i don't show it is it weird that subconsciously i

01:41:08.120 feel bad like i know what you've gone through i know what someone with no legs i guess subconsciously

01:41:14.880 though yeah i guess subconsciously no yeah but if you're like coming out being like oh so yeah

01:41:20.360 that's like or like this is this is also hard when people like when i would go to like the ymca

01:41:31.300 able to play pick-up basketball, pick-up sports

01:41:33.500 anywhere, people would

01:41:35.300 either not guard

01:41:37.520 me, they'd be like, take it easy

01:41:39.500 on him, or like things like that.

01:41:42.220 And you don't want that.

01:41:43.080 And I hate that. I hate it when people are like,

01:41:44.960 we're going to take it easy on you, but Blue was like, no,

01:41:46.900 just guard me how you would guard any other

01:41:49.380 person, because I'm going to guard you 20 times

01:41:51.500 harder. Trust me.

01:41:53.180 Because you're going to get pissed off at me, because

01:41:55.100 how hard I'm guarding you. You're going to be like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:41:57.520 Why does this dude take it so seriously? Because I'm not 1.00

01:41:59.480 just like everyone else. 1.00

01:42:01.300 It's harder for me, but trust me, I could still beat your ass at the end of the day. 1.00

01:42:04.980 Respect. 0.99

01:42:05.660 What's the next question?

01:42:06.520 Yeah, what you got?

01:42:06.880 Oh, so I'm going to start with Spencer.

01:42:10.060 Oh.

01:42:10.640 All right.

01:42:11.780 Do you think there's a fine line between reality and positive negative energy?

01:42:18.780 And what do you mean particularly?

01:42:20.660 Like, when someone says, like, this party is going to suck, you're like, no, man, like, be positive, be happy. 0.61

01:42:28.940 and there's like 10 people there and you know it's gonna suck like yeah i see what you're getting 0.53

01:42:34.700 at i think yeah i think like we've all we've talked about like being a delusional optimist

01:42:40.040 is you can make that party lit if there's 10 people and you're going into it with a bad

01:42:45.560 mentality there's no chance that that party's lit but if you're going in with a good positive

01:42:51.300 mindset you might meet someone you might figure you know figure something out about yourself like

01:42:55.940 there's always good that you can take from every situation that's something i've learned like

01:43:01.860 every situation there's horrible things that can happen like horrible things that you don't know

01:43:07.440 why they're happening to you you have no idea what it means but you can always take good from it so

01:43:13.420 that's that's what i would i guess sort of reality like you can create your own reality could you say

01:43:18.720 that to someone with a disability yeah definitely i think it's like anybody how can you make someone

01:43:24.720 who goes to a grocery store

01:43:27.060 just trying

01:43:29.120 to feed off of every day, like live in this

01:43:30.940 world, and the thing they want

01:43:33.220 is three feet above them.

01:43:35.420 Right.

01:43:37.040 That would piss someone off. That would make your life

01:43:39.280 be negative, negative, negative.

01:43:41.060 Yeah, and it's a choice, right?

01:43:43.040 It is a choice at the end of the day.

01:43:45.040 It's not a choice that I was born

01:43:47.100 like this. True, but it's a choice

01:43:48.860 to determine what attitude

01:43:50.940 you're going to take to getting that thing that's three feet

01:43:53.000 above you. Here's what I would say to you, Evan.

01:43:54.720 Touche

01:43:55.500 At least it's not

01:43:56.200 Three feet below you

01:43:57.600 Just think about it

01:44:02.140 You could simply

01:44:02.960 Get a ladder

01:44:03.860 Ask someone else to get it

01:44:04.780 If it's three feet below you

01:44:05.960 You'd have to dig through 1.00

01:44:06.920 The fucking floor 1.00

01:44:07.680 How fun do you think 1.00

01:44:08.840 That would be

01:44:09.420 It's all about

01:44:10.380 How you look at it

01:44:11.660 Fail industry

01:44:12.680 I gave you this analogy once

01:44:15.820 I like analogies

01:44:16.620 I don't want to give it to you

01:44:17.620 Again right now

01:44:18.300 Because it kind of

01:44:19.200 Piggybacks off that

01:44:20.460 Planes 1.00

01:44:23.800 Right

01:44:24.600 Great, great.

01:44:25.480 I love this analogy.

01:44:27.380 Oh, the plane's all my bad.

01:44:28.820 The thrust.

01:44:29.620 Like how they don't make sense?

01:44:31.320 No, no.

01:44:31.900 Well, like...

01:44:32.800 They don't make sense.

01:44:33.820 Well, if you break it down in physics,

01:44:34.940 which is what I'm about to do,

01:44:36.180 they do indeed make sense.

01:44:37.520 So let's relate a plane to your life, okay?

01:44:41.580 In the early 1900s,

01:44:43.440 it was impossible to fly.

01:44:44.540 Then the Wright brothers invented the plane

01:44:46.240 where the drag on the plane

01:44:48.800 equaled the amount of thrust.

01:44:50.020 And there's two forces also going up and down.

01:44:51.420 But the drag equaled the amount of thrust

01:44:52.960 and the plane was able to take off, right?

01:44:54.600 Which they were told they're going to go to hell, by the way.

01:44:56.720 Because they built a plane?

01:44:57.940 Yeah.

01:44:58.620 Wait, why?

01:44:59.480 Because they were flying.

01:45:02.520 People around them in what?

01:45:04.840 Was it North Carolina?

01:45:06.140 Yeah.

01:45:06.900 Yes.

01:45:07.360 Yeah, it was.

01:45:08.120 It was Dayton, Ohio.

01:45:09.460 Oh, really?

01:45:09.960 It was North Carolina. 1.00

01:45:11.160 Don't try to Ohio this shit. 1.00

01:45:12.960 It was Dayton, Ohio. 1.00

01:45:13.660 I think he might.

01:45:14.780 No, it's not the right brothers. 0.99

01:45:15.860 We're fucking North Carolina. 0.99

01:45:17.020 Dayton, Ohio. 0.99

01:45:18.140 Are you going to pull it up or are we just going to trust you?

01:45:19.940 Where did the Wright brothers fly Kitty Hawk, North Carolina?

01:45:28.340 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:45:30.000 For all my people in Dayton, why is Dayton called the Dayton Flyers?

01:45:32.700 Are they from Ohio?

01:45:34.120 Where are the Wright brothers from?

01:45:35.180 Mike, Mike, remember how he always spits out facts and information,

01:45:38.540 and he swears he's always right about it?

01:45:40.980 No, no, no, no.

01:45:41.820 I'm always down to get fact check.

01:45:43.080 Where did the Wright brothers come from?

01:45:45.320 No, but I want to be all just confident to go away from the flights.

01:45:48.320 Back in Dayton, Ohio, the brothers found much it had to do to perfect their vision.

01:45:51.820 While the 1903 Wright Flyer did indeed fly, it was underpowered and difficult to control.

01:45:56.520 So they did create their prototypes in Dayton, Ohio.

01:46:00.760 So what you're saying is the Dayton, Ohio portion of it was the failure portion.

01:46:04.100 That's what I'm saying.

01:46:05.640 That represents that pretty well.

01:46:09.940 Anyways, here are the physics on a plane, right?

01:46:12.960 Got the drag.

01:46:14.280 You got the thrust.

01:46:14.880 You got the lift and the weight.

01:46:15.660 Let's cancel out the top and bottom forces. 0.98

01:46:17.380 Dragon thrust. Let's say your life is the plane, Evan, right? You, I know you feel like you and you

01:46:23.660 do have a lot of drag. Everyone has a certain amount of drag, um, pulling on them. I asked

01:46:28.660 you, is there ever amount, ever an amount of thrust that you feel you'll have in your life

01:46:34.340 where you have what it takes to take off and fly? Can there ever be any amount of success

01:46:41.560 or fulfillment in your life

01:46:43.160 that offsets the drag

01:46:44.820 that you feel?

01:46:52.080 See, I don't...

01:46:53.200 Going back to Spence's question,

01:46:54.380 I just...

01:46:55.020 I just never really saw things

01:46:59.100 as positive and negative.

01:47:00.200 I always saw it as reality

01:47:02.020 or non-reality. 0.97

01:47:03.420 That's ridiculous. 0.94

01:47:04.660 I'm saying... 0.98

01:47:05.180 If they thought it was impossible

01:47:06.260 to fly a plane,

01:47:07.020 they did.

01:47:07.360 I know, and people would come to me

01:47:08.560 my whole life saying,

01:47:09.280 That is always going to limit you, man.

01:47:10.160 I'm one of the most negative person

01:47:11.220 may have in me and I've always I've always been like why

01:47:13.160 like it's I'm not being negative I'm just being real

01:47:14.840 and it's just he opened my eyes

01:47:17.080 you open my eyes it's just like

01:47:18.660 I guess I could keep coming up

01:47:21.100 with excuses

01:47:21.760 that for reasons to being

01:47:24.860 sad

01:47:25.440 instead of just like

01:47:28.380 like you said powerful

01:47:30.420 powering through them and fighting through them

01:47:32.860 but that also

01:47:37.160 comes I guess

01:47:37.960 why I love the love

01:47:40.780 because

01:47:42.340 I guess when I'm in a relationship

01:47:46.080 or I have this

01:47:47.160 different type of love,

01:47:49.900 it gives me a different drive.

01:47:51.380 It makes me feel invisible.

01:47:53.160 It makes me feel like this person

01:47:55.260 doesn't care what I look like,

01:47:57.500 doesn't care that I'm a little person,

01:48:00.040 doesn't care who I am, 0.93

01:48:02.100 like as in dwarf mamba, 0.78

01:48:04.000 but

01:48:04.740 they just care for me,

01:48:07.340 like for my likeness,

01:48:08.380 because I'm funny,

01:48:09.280 because I'm fun.

01:48:10.780 And that's how I lost this one person

01:48:13.460 because I was very, very negative.

01:48:17.120 Well, so was she.

01:48:18.320 Yes, I mean, to a point, yeah.

01:48:21.380 But I never, I had trouble seeing ways,

01:48:25.020 seeing things that's positive.

01:48:29.000 Maybe it's just a conscious shift

01:48:30.360 in the way you view life.

01:48:32.520 Yeah.

01:48:33.640 Something to think about, bro,

01:48:34.460 because I love this analogy.

01:48:35.780 Like, anyone, ask yourself,

01:48:36.860 like, the amount of problems

01:48:39.100 problems that you think you have in life is there ever anything because here's where i'm

01:48:42.700 going to take this is there ever any amount of again success um goal achievement fulfillment

01:48:47.260 from fulfillment that you think you can bring onto your life to make you feel like you're flying and

01:48:54.300 if so if the answer is yes which by the way the answer is yes like the answer is probably gonna

01:48:58.140 be yes most of the time what are the action steps you need to do to make those things happen so you

01:49:02.820 can take the fuck off i would guess play and like become an actor obviously and have a hollywood

01:49:09.960 have hollywood roles that i would play that any other person would play like not the elf 0.96

01:49:20.820 not the imp not the troll that lives under the would you take those roles if they were the first

01:49:25.780 roles you started getting no you wouldn't no question how do you think and how do you feel

01:49:32.660 going on lap 47 in nascar at 11 a.m is helping you achieve that goal 0.98

01:49:40.700 and and by the way let me fuck i just said i know maybe why you're doing that 0.96

01:49:46.700 but let's let's leave that aside as much as we possibly can 1.00

01:49:50.180 can we get you out of that fucking room yeah and get you like i'll drive you to the fucking 0.99

01:49:56.380 castings i swear to god dude like i'll drive y'all go there with you i guess 1.00

01:50:00.040 let's get you there yeah like i'll help you get there yeah 0.97

01:50:04.840 all right i mean i'm not gonna say what was your question for mike oh shit let's go 0.74

01:50:11.940 so this this takes both this takes the whole topic 360 0.93

01:50:17.020 wait so right back to the beginning or 180 oh 180 okay that's fair fine that's fine i meant like

01:50:23.400 i thought we were going back to amanda it was just a whole crazy because i'll talk striking 0.97

01:50:26.480 vipers all that you want to go talk we can go back to that shit jesus christ mike no no we're 0.99

01:50:30.700 not gonna we're not gonna um no do you think do you think that japan video is the reason you're 0.98

01:50:38.760 here today and do you think your relationship with wogan wouldn't be as close if it wouldn't 0.92

01:50:44.060 have happened all right first of all who the fuck said we were gonna get this deep on this podcast 0.98

01:50:49.240 No, I'm just kidding. 0.96

01:50:50.080 I mean, you made me cry, so it's only fair I can say this.

01:50:52.480 That's why I'm saying it.

01:50:54.040 Wow.

01:50:54.920 This is one of the, this is that podcast.

01:50:58.100 Great question. 1.00

01:51:00.480 Fuck. 1.00

01:51:02.460 In the months prior to Japan, me and Logan started to become closer friends. 1.00

01:51:09.500 And I started to be in the content.

01:51:12.620 I remember we dragged the Christmas tree down the street behind the Yeti,

01:51:18.120 and I rode on the back of it with the GoPro.

01:51:19.920 Many of those.

01:51:20.740 And we were doing more and more videos.

01:51:23.540 I was still just coming back from the East Coast.

01:51:26.140 I remember you came in,

01:51:27.340 the first time I met you, believe,

01:51:28.620 was the Kong, when you came and took Kong?

01:51:32.040 Yeah, with ALA.

01:51:33.240 Yeah, when he went and bought Kong.

01:51:34.780 Was that the first time I met him?

01:51:35.560 Yeah, but that was way back.

01:51:36.760 But anyway, so right before Japan,

01:51:38.540 we started hanging out more and more.

01:51:41.160 And there started to be discussion

01:51:42.840 about me coming on the team.

01:51:45.020 But there was also a lot of pushback 0.99

01:51:47.620 because the table was set everybody involved was ready to make a shit ton of fucking money 0.98

01:51:57.200 and everybody involved except for logan was kind of like we don't really need another seat at this 0.97

01:52:04.080 table right now we really don't we're a rocket ship and so as much as i was about to come on

01:52:08.960 and things were about to jump off i also wasn't fast forward two months to japan japan happens 0.99

01:52:14.860 the fucking shit goes like this free fall okay full-on nosedive no one knows which way is up 0.99

01:52:21.120 did that that afforded me the opportunity to come in with some very good ideas to create a 1.00

01:52:30.480 fail-proof system so that that didn't happen again it wasn't implemented in time for rat gate

01:52:35.980 but it but it happened just after okay but it was it wasn't implemented it wasn't it was

01:52:44.840 It was started, but it was.

01:52:47.020 No, because here's why.

01:52:48.300 Technically, yes, the review team was in place.

01:52:50.680 But they weren't revisions. 1.00

01:52:51.180 I am a stubborn motherfucker. 1.00

01:52:52.260 That's what it was. 0.99

01:52:54.280 And so when people aren't here, sometimes we'll be like,

01:52:56.440 I'm sure this is fine.

01:52:58.980 Sometimes, one, you did it for two videos.

01:53:02.060 Oh, you're so right.

01:53:02.600 You sent it to us.

01:53:04.060 We reviewed it.

01:53:04.600 This is Jeff.

01:53:05.100 The third video, we didn't get.

01:53:07.320 It just went up.

01:53:07.740 Went up.

01:53:08.660 And so the short answer is what, this is it.

01:53:14.000 What Jeff and P found, Paolo, the CEO of Maverick, found out after Japan was that I have the ability to talk to Logan and he and we can have a conversation and I might be able to get him to understand what they're saying.

01:53:30.080 That that ability to collaborate turned into blossomed, turned me into a talent and then a best friend and a friend of yours and a friend of yours.

01:53:40.060 and that's why we sit here today. 0.98

01:53:41.800 And so, in a way, another horrible fucking thing 1.00

01:53:45.160 that spawned a bunch of beauties, 0.99

01:53:48.820 such as this podcast, where we're at now on vlogs,

01:53:51.860 long-form content, and also people knowing

01:53:54.020 that he's able to rise from the ashes

01:53:56.440 of something that is so grave

01:53:57.920 and create something so great.

01:54:01.000 Would you say your relationship's closer, too?

01:54:05.560 I mean, Logan?

01:54:06.260 Yeah.

01:54:06.440 Oh, my God.

01:54:07.040 That was that that period of time after Japan was was one of the most strenuous on me as well as well, because, by the way, I had already made it fully clear to everyone back in my old life that Logan Paul is the best person in the world.

01:54:20.560 He's my best friend. When that happened, the blowback was major and it was it was major for me.

01:54:26.540 And I had to fight through a lot of you were in the garage for that infamous garage meeting. 0.97

01:54:31.360 i had to fight through a lot of horrible shit you were there to be sitting in this room yeah 0.94

01:54:37.540 and so you remember what that was like and i was i was battered beaten and left to die basically 0.87

01:54:43.600 and you know all of that was tough but yeah the reason we all sit here and we all feel like this 0.80

01:54:49.140 right now and that includes jeff and p is because we broke down shit and then built it back like

01:54:54.820 logan always says the breakdown muscle and it builds stronger and that's where we're at right 0.99

01:54:59.140 out and that's why we're fucking winning even though we argue that's all bullshit anytime you 0.97

01:55:02.440 see us arguing it's collaborative differences afterwards we might even argue more outside 0.99

01:55:08.600 we probably will today i got a few fucking things to say to him but no but it always 0.94

01:55:13.200 comes back to love yeah respect what do you got for logan um oh this one's like 0.99

01:55:21.360 i think it's i don't know oh shit dude where did you who just gave you these questions 0.97

01:55:27.400 Who gave him the question? 0.99

01:55:28.420 Are you afraid that Hollywood is potentially blacklisting you

01:55:33.540 and or not giving you a lot to the table due to the Japan video,

01:55:37.260 or have you been taking time off?

01:55:40.280 I don't think afraid is the right word.

01:55:43.040 Conscious.

01:55:44.400 Oh, so you think they are doing it?

01:55:45.780 Yeah.

01:55:46.800 Yeah, for sure.

01:55:48.620 For sure.

01:55:49.640 And rightfully so. 0.88

01:55:50.520 I am perceived as some sort of atomic bomb.

01:55:56.140 You know what I'm saying?

01:55:56.620 why is that do you think you think that's just because of the japan video no i think it's this

01:56:01.300 the the series of mistake after mistake after mistake even if they are like quite honestly

01:56:06.000 just like honest mistakes people don't care they they you make people love failure well yeah but

01:56:11.820 also like no they love i'm a i am like an edgy guy it's why people love me it's why people hate

01:56:18.280 me like i'm that guy i will i am not afraid to be a hundred percent myself and yo again love it or

01:56:25.520 hate it i'm cool with either i really am just please don't be indifferent that's the worst

01:56:30.600 what do you think of logan paul no opinions on them like you don't pay my bills the people who

01:56:37.140 hate me pay my bills please keep hating but uh yeah for sure do you feel like it's getting better

01:56:45.120 me like in absence of mistakes and and you doing good things and going to watts and

01:56:52.360 raising awareness for this or or even having evan on like do you think it's getting better

01:56:57.060 like i feel like people are knocking yeah absolutely but i uh i can't tell you the last

01:57:03.480 time i needed hollywood or anything traditional media anything like i just don't right so like

01:57:10.240 yes it's getting better i'm also indifferent to the fact that it's getting better because we are

01:57:14.380 on as you know such a uh upwards trajectory it i'm i'm i'm very solid with and happy with where 0.71

01:57:23.600 we are you know sam yeah damn bro the boys got deep today easily the deepest episode ever

01:57:33.820 ever ever i'm exhausted i'm really i was not expecting this at all like i would come on here 0.96

01:57:40.740 I'd be like, yeah, like, the first one was this, but I do this again.

01:57:45.660 It wasn't.

01:57:46.480 It was, go do it.

01:57:47.940 I knew it would go there.

01:57:49.520 Could you always do?

01:57:50.700 Could you, like.

01:57:51.560 He knows.

01:57:52.220 You, like, operation thing.

01:57:54.920 No, that might have been my fault today.

01:57:56.540 No, I just.

01:57:57.300 You remember that one time on my birthday?

01:57:59.120 It wasn't my birthday. 0.98

01:58:00.220 I'm fucking at Vegas, at town, at dinner. 0.99

01:58:04.980 Beauty and Essex. 1.00

01:58:05.720 Beauty and Essex.

01:58:07.440 You remember that?

01:58:08.400 What happened?

01:58:08.700 bro we were like we were just talking we was talking i said one little thing and then you

01:58:13.820 like you heard me that was you that you heard me say it and you're like oh and then you you asked

01:58:19.600 a question i was like whoa blah blah blah and you're like you were there and then you asked

01:58:23.660 another question like you kept picking out what i was and i go i don't i go it's his birthday man

01:58:28.600 i was just like yo i'm trying to have dinner like with my boy like stop stop and you're like no i

01:58:33.380 I love deep conversations

01:58:36.680 You love deep conversations

01:58:38.140 That's why right now

01:58:39.720 I storm off because I'm not

01:58:42.660 We do that when we're

01:58:44.980 Together not on camera

01:58:47.100 When you guys said there's no cameras 1.00

01:58:48.420 Yes there's fucking cameras 0.99

01:58:49.520 Yes people gonna fucking watch it 1.00

01:58:50.840 Don't act like there's cameras 0.98

01:58:51.660 So that's why

01:58:55.440 They said I was at the party last weekend

01:58:57.980 Social engineering bro 1.00

01:58:59.540 It's my shit I love it 0.99

01:59:00.780 I was an engineer 1.00

01:59:02.840 An engineer dog

01:59:04.240 An engineer dog

01:59:04.960 And now you're on social media

01:59:07.460 Do we have

01:59:08.820 I mean we have another game

01:59:10.140 Facts

01:59:10.660 Like I don't know bro 0.92

01:59:13.020 I'm having a good ass time

01:59:14.440 Me too 0.97

01:59:14.820 I thrive when I'm uncomfortable

01:59:17.580 And because I like

01:59:19.420 Like Mike said

01:59:20.820 I know that's where growth comes from

01:59:22.440 So like while I'm very uncomfortable right now

01:59:25.260 I'm charged

01:59:28.500 And I enjoy that

01:59:30.340 You know what I'm saying

01:59:30.780 Juiced up

01:59:31.520 I'm sure we all

01:59:32.140 blame for things from this.

01:59:33.200 Let's do another given

01:59:33.220 that Evan's final empowerment

01:59:34.740 best message for all.

01:59:37.440 Do you have a final

01:59:38.100 empowerment message?

01:59:39.220 Or did you just make that up?

01:59:41.000 After the game?

01:59:41.500 All right, let's do a segment.

01:59:42.500 I got a segment here.

01:59:44.420 This might actually

01:59:45.000 be so just out of touch

01:59:46.760 and completely inappropriate.

01:59:49.060 Oh, my God.

01:59:51.060 Just show it to him

01:59:51.740 and like,

01:59:52.140 yeah, it's probably good.

01:59:53.420 I feel like

01:59:53.920 because it's going to allow you

01:59:54.880 to explain things

01:59:55.500 that no one thinks about.

01:59:56.620 So trust, trust me, all right?

01:59:58.460 Things that piss Evan off.

02:00:01.520 trust trust all right here's one you get heated about the u.s government you get heated about the

02:00:12.460 u.s government so mad you want to make evan mad you want to get him going you talk about

02:00:17.480 because i hate separation you walk downstairs i hate to stop arguing mike gets charged too

02:00:24.680 bro i had a full-out argument with mike last night 30 minutes yeah it was good it was productive

02:00:30.680 It was good.

02:00:32.260 Kind of.

02:00:32.760 Are we talking about it at all?

02:00:34.540 I don't want to talk.

02:00:35.680 We had a conversation that was partisan-based.

02:00:40.060 Evan came downstairs and got involved.

02:00:42.040 To this point, veins were popping.

02:00:44.260 Fingers were getting thrown.

02:00:45.740 But then he ran back.

02:00:46.100 Because I'm a loud guy.

02:00:47.400 And also, my veins come out so easy.

02:00:49.820 Same with his.

02:00:51.180 Mine too, right here.

02:00:52.000 It's a wide line.

02:00:52.680 It's easy.

02:00:53.060 No matter if I'm.

02:00:53.880 The end of the conversation ended with one statement, which was, if we don't work together,

02:00:58.520 we're not going to get anywhere.

02:00:59.440 and I'll fall back on that 0.61

02:01:01.580 until the day I die. 0.99

02:01:02.280 That's why I hate them. 0.98

02:01:03.380 They can never work together.

02:01:04.880 They're like, 1.00

02:01:05.060 they're fucking embarrassment, bro. 1.00

02:01:06.820 It's a fucking embarrassment. 1.00

02:01:07.640 Facts. 1.00

02:01:08.180 Shame.

02:01:08.640 Here we go. 1.00

02:01:09.580 Public restrooms. 1.00

02:01:11.160 Oh my God.

02:01:12.100 Talk to me about this, bro.

02:01:13.040 Talk to them about that. 1.00

02:01:14.180 This should be a fucking wall 1.00

02:01:15.000 for public restrooms. 1.00

02:01:17.420 Imagine me.

02:01:18.780 I'm dying to take a piss, right?

02:01:20.440 I'm dying to take a piss.

02:01:22.080 I'm just like,

02:01:22.820 where do I go?

02:01:23.660 To a public restroom.

02:01:25.720 If I walk in

02:01:26.800 and there's no stalls 1.00

02:01:27.740 and the fucking urinal's 1.00

02:01:29.140 coming up to my chest 1.00

02:01:30.060 and there's no kidding 0.99

02:01:31.380 what the fuck 0.98

02:01:32.440 am I supposed to do 0.99

02:01:33.240 yeah that's tough

02:01:34.080 what am I supposed to do

02:01:34.880 yeah

02:01:35.680 and the sinks 1.00

02:01:36.460 and sinks

02:01:37.120 like I've really

02:01:38.920 like one time before

02:01:40.040 one time before

02:01:40.760 there was no one

02:01:41.300 in the bathroom

02:01:41.840 I was like

02:01:42.240 I have to go bad

02:01:43.060 I have to go bad

02:01:43.600 I had to like

02:01:44.820 I guess kind of like

02:01:45.980 aim up

02:01:46.620 oh

02:01:47.120 hoop it

02:01:48.080 like hoop it

02:01:49.200 but it was like

02:01:50.300 I do that

02:01:51.280 and then I just pissed

02:01:52.140 on the floor

02:01:52.480 I was like you know 1.00

02:01:52.760 fuck this 1.00

02:01:53.260 and I was just like 1.00

02:01:53.820 hey not my fault

02:01:54.760 what do you have to say

02:01:56.120 do you ever stand

02:01:56.440 on the toilet seat

02:01:57.160 No, because I don't have to do it for stalls

02:02:00.040 It's only the urinals

02:02:01.140 So if there's a stall, I'm good

02:02:03.260 Unless that's being occupied 1.00

02:02:06.440 Then I'm fucked 1.00

02:02:07.260 What do you have to say to the people that design these shitty bathrooms? 1.00

02:02:11.360 Think about other people 0.99

02:02:12.440 And not just

02:02:13.400 Normal people

02:02:15.260 What about the people who design the little soap bars that go in the urinals?

02:02:18.360 Anything to say to them?

02:02:19.540 Because I often see those and I'm like, someone makes these

02:02:21.720 And they're rich because of it

02:02:22.840 Someone's parents make 0.98

02:02:24.860 It's like my parents make the little pink soap bars that go in urinals.

02:02:28.780 Sometimes I go to pee in the urinals and there's a little soccer net with a ball.

02:02:33.460 That's incredible.

02:02:34.660 I have not seen that.

02:02:35.780 That's amazing.

02:02:35.840 You piss and the soccer ball hangs on a rope and you score.

02:02:39.120 That's amazing.

02:02:39.720 Incredible.

02:02:40.680 Incredible.

02:02:41.380 Just pulling something up right now.

02:02:43.260 You're going to send me?

02:02:43.860 It's incredible, dude.

02:02:45.120 Like, you know how many, I'm just sitting there scoring goal after goal.

02:02:47.340 I'm drunk and I'm scoring.

02:02:48.960 It's not only urinals though.

02:02:50.100 It's like, even if, let's say you do have the urinal, you do have stall. 0.99

02:02:53.860 And then I'm like, damn, this is gross. 0.98

02:02:55.700 I got to wash my hands? 0.98

02:02:57.720 I can't.

02:02:59.340 Towel's too high.

02:03:00.360 Soap's too far.

02:03:02.600 I can't.

02:03:03.900 So it's just like, oh, oh.

02:03:05.040 Got to walk out with no washed hands.

02:03:06.860 What if you carried a little stool with you everywhere?

02:03:09.100 Why do I have to do that? 1.00

02:03:09.920 Why shouldn't you have to fucking do that? 0.99

02:03:11.080 Yeah, no. 1.00

02:03:11.480 That's stupid. 1.00

02:03:12.100 Shitty parents. 1.00

02:03:12.900 Talk to me about shitty parents. 1.00

02:03:14.200 Ah, shitty parents. 1.00

02:03:15.540 Well, this goes back to the... 1.00

02:03:17.780 1600s.

02:03:18.800 I guess isolating, sort of isolating your kids.

02:03:21.260 Also, what really grinds my gear is when kids really grind my gear.

02:03:31.700 And I know they're innocent, but it's like they will say anything.

02:03:38.320 They will say anything that's on their mind.

02:03:41.780 Oh, I've witnessed this.

02:03:43.480 I've witnessed this when a kid sees you.

02:03:45.440 Yeah, like they just.

02:03:47.800 I know it's not bad because it's a kid.

02:03:50.220 but it's the reactions

02:03:52.640 that the parents take that pisses

02:03:54.580 me off even more. So if the parents

02:03:56.520 don't say anything, that

02:03:58.200 really pisses me off and I will tell the parents 1.00

02:04:00.660 control your fucking kid. 1.00

02:04:03.420 Have you ever been told 1.00

02:04:04.420 pick on someone your own size and you beat up a 10 year old?

02:04:08.300 I mean

02:04:08.800 I'm told go pick on someone your own size

02:04:10.480 yes but I've never

02:04:11.440 gone and beat up a 10 year old. 0.99

02:04:14.300 Well I mean if they're fucking being little 1.00

02:04:16.080 shits, I don't know, clock them, put them in their place. 1.00

02:04:18.580 It's like, someone's got to put them in their place. 0.99

02:04:20.520 What's going on? 0.99

02:04:22.020 Obviously, an adult can do it, because he'll kill the kid. 0.82

02:04:24.660 But it's like, come on. 0.65

02:04:25.860 Quickly, I'm sorry. 0.96

02:04:26.940 Just give him a little quick slap. 1.00

02:04:29.280 Then the kid will be like, I don't fuck with those people anymore. 1.00

02:04:32.740 For disrespect. 1.00

02:04:33.780 Oh, backhand.

02:04:35.280 Really quickly, I just got to ask about this kid on the screen here. 0.98

02:04:38.340 What's fucking good? 0.98

02:04:39.440 Who gave him this haircut? 0.99

02:04:42.060 It's a white kid with Kawhi Leonard's hair. 1.00

02:04:44.320 Like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

02:04:45.640 That is odd. 1.00

02:04:46.820 That is odd.

02:04:47.800 All right.

02:04:48.120 What do we got next?

02:04:48.740 Amusement parks. 1.00

02:04:49.720 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:04:50.720 You once had a line in your song, 1.00

02:04:52.740 four foot two,

02:04:53.720 so they won't let me ride.

02:04:55.240 Dang it.

02:04:56.840 That was Adley.

02:04:57.400 Yeah, yeah, I know.

02:04:59.500 Yeah.

02:05:02.120 What's the cutoff?

02:05:03.600 What's the cutoff?

02:05:04.580 Is it like 5'2"?

02:05:06.100 Or for most rides?

02:05:07.740 It's like 52 inches above.

02:05:10.720 So guess what?

02:05:11.320 Remember that one time

02:05:12.100 we went go-karting

02:05:12.860 and we didn't check?

02:05:14.480 It said 50 inches.

02:05:15.260 No, they said it was 50 inches,

02:05:16.520 which I was 49, 49 and a half.

02:05:18.800 Yeah.

02:05:19.340 Which, if it, that's it.

02:05:21.740 To any other person,

02:05:22.980 that would be like,

02:05:23.340 okay, I can do it.

02:05:24.520 Yeah, but that said,

02:05:25.420 they cut you some slack.

02:05:26.380 You shoot out like a rocket

02:05:27.480 into a pole off the roller coaster. 1.00

02:05:30.480 No, they let them drive.

02:05:31.800 Or the go-karts.

02:05:32.380 No, they let me drive the go-karts.

02:05:34.980 They should have,

02:05:35.560 they've let you drive?

02:05:37.280 No.

02:05:37.800 Oh, okay.

02:05:38.580 No, seriously.

02:05:39.120 Because it was, 0.99

02:05:39.600 whoa, it was hard as fuck for me. 1.00

02:05:41.420 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:05:41.780 Like, I could not, 1.00

02:05:42.360 I was really like this.

02:05:43.840 Wow. 0.66

02:05:44.040 The steering wheel was so fucking hard to turn 0.96

02:05:47.200 Like ridiculously hard 0.97

02:05:48.680 The vlog that day

02:05:50.740 Was called The World Wasn't Built For Him

02:05:52.740 And it was us holding hands looking off into the sunset

02:05:54.760 Because of that I remember that

02:05:56.480 You had a very hard time driving

02:05:58.360 The go-karts

02:06:00.300 Supermarkets

02:06:01.840 Do they piss you off? I'm just confused about this one

02:06:04.200 Not really supermarkets

02:06:05.240 Do you hate produce?

02:06:07.660 Like asparagus for example

02:06:10.220 What's that ever

02:06:10.800 By the way

02:06:11.580 no i just hate yeah did you ever pull it up yet yeah have we talked about this i don't know but

02:06:16.820 i'm just so intrigued by this try to find the the uh i got it i got it itself no it just

02:06:21.940 look i'll say asparagus let's talk let's dive in real quick asparagus grows like someone

02:06:28.060 tricking someone into thinking how asparagus grows like yo that it looks like a trap that 0.99

02:06:34.460 a little kid set up like here's the asparagus come on look at that shit that's how it really 0.99

02:06:39.300 It doesn't make any sense. 0.99

02:06:40.640 It doesn't.

02:06:41.520 Why doesn't it?

02:06:42.420 Because it goes straight up

02:06:43.620 like that set of vertical?

02:06:44.720 Out of the ground, bro.

02:06:45.840 It looks like a little trap.

02:06:47.360 It's like, can you imagine

02:06:48.480 if corn just popped up

02:06:49.940 like a cob before?

02:06:50.880 With yellow.

02:06:51.600 Yeah, with yellow.

02:06:52.100 No husk.

02:06:52.980 That is like

02:06:53.940 for an asparagus lover.

02:06:55.520 It's like, come on.

02:06:56.400 Come on.

02:06:57.040 It's interesting

02:06:57.700 that this is like

02:06:58.360 a straight plant.

02:06:59.000 No, but why is it

02:06:59.740 in like a husk

02:07:00.640 or like on a plant

02:07:01.660 or something, dude?

02:07:01.680 Here's another weird one.

02:07:03.580 Pineapples, bro. 1.00

02:07:04.580 You see this shit? 1.00

02:07:05.360 You gotta be fucking kidding. 1.00

02:07:05.900 One plant per pineapple. 0.99

02:07:07.540 That's not possible.

02:07:08.100 No, it's true, bro.

02:07:09.300 giant fields of one pineapple. 0.99

02:07:11.140 What the fuck is that? 0.99

02:07:11.980 One pineapple is grown 0.99

02:07:12.920 on the top of this little flower.

02:07:14.240 Yo, pineapple are dank.

02:07:16.680 Dank. 1.00

02:07:17.280 Make your semen taste good. 1.00

02:07:18.480 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:19.280 I wouldn't know, but...

02:07:20.540 But...

02:07:21.040 I mean, we've...

02:07:22.540 I've never experienced that.

02:07:24.260 So, pineapp...

02:07:25.160 What? 0.98

02:07:27.120 The whole pineapple semen... 1.00

02:07:29.100 I've had multiple girls 1.00

02:07:30.740 tell me it's true.

02:07:31.760 It's a known fact.

02:07:32.460 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:33.060 Pineapples will...

02:07:34.620 And probably a couple

02:07:35.460 other fruits similar to it

02:07:36.680 will make your...

02:07:37.340 Well, it's interesting

02:07:37.880 how when you consume 1.00

02:07:38.860 oh that's true too yes yes yes ladies should be eating pineapple and other fruit like that 1.00

02:07:43.820 because it makes the it's interesting how pineapple tastes so good but then it's used 0.99

02:07:47.260 uh in hell as a weapon that is so true that's so true it could be so good and it could go up your 0.97

02:07:53.300 ass that's just one of those things that's just one of those things there's a lot of things in 0.99

02:07:56.800 life that taste good but are used as weapons fucking true hey cucumbers audio only should 0.99

02:08:02.740 we do audio only wait what about facts oh should we do facts we haven't done facts in two in we've 0.96

02:08:10.920 actually done for both episodes but on audio though okay we're gonna do facts and audio

02:08:14.820 okay if you want to stay up to date with culture and topical events make you hear spotify and

02:08:18.900 itunes should we do like a hug or like no yeah i i don't i don't i don't think we should close

02:08:24.400 out this quickly uh because yeah i do i do want to get a little juicier on on the audio only but

02:08:29.640 yo ev man um i love you that was a very deep podcast i really really do appreciate you opening

02:08:35.720 up and um i i am sorry for how abrasive and headstrong i am i know it's something i need

02:08:43.940 to work on it's so hard for me bro and maybe i again i need to go to therapy or something to

02:08:49.380 figure out why i'm so like i guess just like stubborn and locked in this mindset right now

02:08:56.220 You don't need therapy.

02:08:56.900 You have friends.

02:08:57.560 There's friends of four.

02:08:58.640 But I...

02:08:59.600 But it's like, yo, we're telling you what a therapist is going to tell you.

02:09:02.860 I think it's really quick, too.

02:09:04.780 I got to tell you.

02:09:05.600 You just got to work.

02:09:06.340 You got to catch yourself in the act.

02:09:08.100 If you never catch yourself, you never...

02:09:09.860 No, Ev, that's the worst part.

02:09:11.400 I know exactly what I'm doing at all times. 0.91

02:09:13.900 Okay, so when Mike and I are saying, like, chill, or that's fucked up, like, just come 0.64

02:09:19.860 to consciousness being like... 0.83

02:09:21.380 I hate to take his, to make him feel more okay about it,

02:09:27.860 but I swear to you, a lot of his age too, dude.

02:09:31.340 Because I'll tell you, being 34, when I was 22 to 26 even, 1.00

02:09:36.740 my mentality was this, fuck you. 1.00

02:09:39.360 And if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. 1.00

02:09:41.760 That was also, you grew up in a horrible situation. 1.00

02:09:44.440 Very different.

02:09:45.100 Completely understand, but I can also.

02:09:47.820 Years of like, back in the early 2000s.

02:09:50.960 That was the home mentality.

02:09:52.500 Yeah, but I'm just saying

02:09:53.440 it's not like I broke an axle

02:09:54.720 on the Oregon Trail. 0.98

02:09:55.940 It was a few fucking years ago. 0.97

02:09:57.420 Well, it's crazy how much this year, 0.98

02:09:59.880 how much this change is.

02:10:01.100 Have I died of dysentery?

02:10:03.020 Like, am I unable to ford this river?

02:10:06.340 Like, what are you saying, Evan?

02:10:07.860 It was 10 years ago. 0.96

02:10:09.060 Like, it's not fucking 0.96

02:10:10.100 pre-European pilgrim times. 0.96

02:10:14.000 What I'm getting at is 0.99

02:10:15.600 10 years ago, I was a scum. 0.99

02:10:17.780 10 years ago 1.00

02:10:20.660 I was a scumbag 0.99

02:10:21.440 it took me a long time 1.00

02:10:23.020 to figure out

02:10:23.700 life

02:10:24.640 is better

02:10:26.100 when you're not 1.00

02:10:26.700 a fucking asshole 1.00

02:10:27.580 to people 1.00

02:10:27.960 it just fucking is 0.99

02:10:29.020 it just is 0.99

02:10:30.340 I'm worried

02:10:31.420 I'm worried

02:10:31.940 I have

02:10:32.360 I'm worried

02:10:32.820 I have a 1.00

02:10:33.680 asshole syndrome 1.00

02:10:34.620 no

02:10:34.960 oh yes

02:10:35.680 sort of

02:10:36.520 a very

02:10:38.240 mild case

02:10:39.360 of whatever

02:10:39.840 Steve Jobs had

02:10:40.860 that made him

02:10:41.380 such a 1.00

02:10:41.860 successful dickhead 0.99

02:10:43.540 I think I have 0.99

02:10:44.240 a little bit of that

02:10:44.880 I would say

02:10:46.040 I would say

02:10:46.580 a very low

02:10:47.620 One of the biggest geniuses in the history of the business. 1.00

02:10:50.220 Did his colleagues not come out to New Jobs was an asshole? 1.00

02:10:53.140 No, no, no. 1.00

02:10:53.560 I'm saying that, but I bet you'll get fucked up for that comparison. 0.99

02:10:56.480 Nah, I don't know. 0.99

02:10:57.660 Because he did it.

02:10:58.360 I think it's a very small sliver.

02:10:59.680 Because he did it.

02:11:00.260 You want to talk to him?

02:11:01.520 He did it what?

02:11:02.720 Oh, go ahead.

02:11:03.200 A small sliver.

02:11:04.060 I was just saying, it's like a very small.

02:11:06.440 That's what I said.

02:11:06.840 Mild.

02:11:07.240 Yeah.

02:11:07.580 Mild.

02:11:07.900 Super mild.

02:11:08.200 I wouldn't condemn yourself like that.

02:11:10.840 You know what I'm saying?

02:11:11.600 Oh, I'm not.

02:11:12.240 I'm just saying.

02:11:12.820 I don't have to work on.

02:11:14.620 No, I'm going to be honest.

02:11:15.900 I'm damn near perfect

02:11:16.720 I just have something

02:11:17.320 I'm just kidding

02:11:17.760 We'll get

02:11:21.260 We're gonna get there

02:11:22.200 We're gonna get there

02:11:22.820 The only thing that matters

02:11:23.820 Is that we get there

02:11:24.760 On the audio only

02:11:26.680 What was your thing?

02:11:28.900 On the audio only

02:11:30.000 This is

02:11:31.100 This is always me and Mike

02:11:32.820 Together

02:11:33.700 Together

02:11:34.460 I was making a joke

02:11:35.580 Because it counteracts

02:11:36.900 Everything we just talked about

02:11:37.720 Which is a good joke 0.99

02:11:38.240 Why'd you make a dick 0.99

02:11:38.960 Also out of that necklace? 0.99

02:11:40.120 You can't see it on the camera 0.99

02:11:41.400 But I did make a dick 0.99

02:11:42.300 I was 0.99

02:11:42.560 I'm bored bro

02:11:43.240 Let's watch

02:11:43.640 See here it goes

02:11:44.640 hey man

02:11:46.500 social engineering

02:11:47.580 I'm bored

02:11:48.360 I know when to move on

02:11:49.480 to the audio only

02:11:50.240 but you're bored right now

02:11:51.060 not before

02:11:51.600 no I'm bored right now 0.99

02:11:52.480 I made a dick out of the necklace 0.99

02:11:53.460 okay 0.99

02:11:53.780 like we're talking about

02:11:55.140 pineapples growing 0.98

02:11:55.780 like clearly I'm fucking bored 0.97

02:11:56.860 hey 0.91

02:11:57.300 I don't even know how we got to that

02:11:58.260 audio only

02:11:58.800 Spotify iTunes right now

02:11:59.680 let's do it

02:12:00.060 here we are 0.99

02:12:01.200 what the fuck 0.99

02:12:02.120 that was quick 1.00

02:12:02.880 here we are 1.00

02:12:03.400 don't you usually say more shit 1.00

02:12:04.740 I don't know dude 1.00

02:12:06.120 hit that subscribe button

02:12:07.660 please

02:12:07.960 yeah rate us five stars

02:12:09.020 Evan dude

02:12:09.580 that was

02:12:10.040 that was crazy

02:12:10.780 bro there's no cameras now

02:12:12.020 um

02:12:13.320 Watch Andre

02:12:16.380 Watch Andre after he turns

02:12:17.600 He's so happy right now

02:12:19.100 The cameraman just takes a seat in the left

02:12:22.040 He's been at it

02:12:23.680 Two hours?

02:12:26.380 Wow

02:12:26.940 You know what's crazy Mike you said

02:12:28.640 It'll be like 20-25 minutes today 0.99

02:12:30.620 Well I only told you that because you said you were going to shit your pants 0.99

02:12:32.800 If you went longer than 20 minutes 1.00

02:12:33.900 Honestly I'm surprised I haven't taken a shit 0.99

02:12:36.360 Mike comes up to me 0.98

02:12:38.880 He goes yeah Evan's like 0.99

02:12:40.260 He might have to take a shit so we're probably going to do like 20-25 1.00

02:12:42.420 I was like, first off, who the fuck put you in charge? 1.00

02:12:44.880 Second off, we're going to go for as long as we goddamn please. 0.99

02:12:47.280 And as soon as you showed me the thing, I was like, this is going to be, we're going to be here for a while. 0.94

02:12:50.000 That was my exact line.

02:12:52.040 Here we go, bro.

02:12:55.760 What's up with Peter Dinklage?

02:12:57.160 Facts.

02:12:58.280 Peter Dinklage.

02:12:59.500 Do you think he's doing a good job for the dwarf community?

02:13:04.940 Like, I know you idolize him, but also like, why is he talking about like not saying the M word, for example?

02:13:12.420 I also think he was...

02:13:15.820 I could be wrong.

02:13:16.580 Could be wrong.

02:13:17.120 Could be wrong.

02:13:17.680 He could have been isolated.

02:13:21.720 Or he just has a huge type of different mindset than I do.

02:13:26.860 Like, he doesn't look at it as dwarfism at all.

02:13:28.180 That's what I was going to say.

02:13:29.160 Like, he doesn't look at it at all.

02:13:30.940 He doesn't really, I guess, embrace it would be the word.

02:13:35.300 I don't know.

02:13:36.880 But, like, he just...

02:13:38.520 I would presume that.

02:13:40.120 That's what I would guess.

02:13:40.660 He's just quiet about it.

02:13:41.900 He doesn't, he's not really, he's not comfortable talking about it.

02:13:44.560 Like he doesn't realize like how much he does for people with dwarfism or disability.

02:13:50.640 Like how much he's a hero to someone.

02:13:52.700 He probably does.

02:13:53.240 He probably does know.

02:13:54.480 But it's like he's, you know what I found?

02:13:57.400 He could do a little bit more.

02:13:58.320 Yeah, for sure.

02:13:58.980 I found it interesting.

02:13:59.720 We had a conversation one day.

02:14:03.160 We talked about how if someone says something that offends a large group of people, i.e.

02:14:10.180 like i had the going gay comment there have been um people who have offended uh the black community

02:14:16.600 the hispanics whatever it is and there's an uprising we see it on twitter right is it like

02:14:21.460 the mobs the mobs come out when someone does something that offends the dwarf community yeah

02:14:27.240 there is no uprising there's no hate there's nothing but laughter is there a dwarf community

02:14:34.080 like that exists online? 0.60

02:14:37.540 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

02:14:38.900 Like when the African-American community gets pissed off. 1.00

02:14:46.080 It's an organization. 0.99

02:14:47.400 It's not really a community. 1.00

02:14:48.160 Yeah, but is there a spokesperson for the dwarf community

02:14:51.260 that speaks out against hatred?

02:14:54.800 Yes.

02:14:56.600 That's actually a great question.

02:14:58.320 I had to just think.

02:14:59.800 That's fine.

02:15:00.320 Sometimes my questions take a second too.

02:15:01.920 Yes, and it's not 1.00

02:15:04.760 Little people 0.99

02:15:05.900 Shut the fuck up 1.00

02:15:07.460 It's these average hype people that are running 1.00

02:15:09.220 Little people of America 0.98

02:15:11.000 They run everything for us 1.00

02:15:13.740 And they never inform us

02:15:16.240 That's one thing 1.00

02:15:17.180 If you're listening, anyone from little people of America 1.00

02:15:19.720 You never 1.00

02:15:20.580 Hear out from the dwarfs 1.00

02:15:23.840 That's the reason why you're there today 1.00

02:15:26.240 Like

02:15:26.920 You guys speak for us

02:15:29.300 You guys

02:15:30.620 host event for us i'm not saying it's all tall people it's just huge majority of tall people

02:15:38.240 do you think do you feel like that's an opportunity for you to become that person

02:15:42.820 i would but now is not the time because that's a first off it's a non-profit organization so you

02:15:51.840 literally you're not making you make some money from it which i thank you guys also you so much

02:15:57.540 for all your uh involvement in your uh donations and time i'm not saying like what you do is wrong 0.97

02:16:04.000 i'm just saying you guys gotta open up a little bit gotcha but fuck what are you saying sorry 0.93

02:16:11.840 no i was just saying do you like i think that would be an opportunity for you to actually 0.98

02:16:16.600 oh yeah yeah yeah possibly become that right so that's what i'm hoping i just want to be a huge

02:16:23.880 activists when it comes

02:16:26.060 to I guess

02:16:26.820 with dwarfism and that's the thing I don't want it

02:16:29.940 to be mainly dwarfism I want it to be

02:16:32.100 anyone with a disability

02:16:33.460 what are some more disabilities that

02:16:35.340 you're referring to like

02:16:37.300 down syndrome

02:16:38.840 autism

02:16:40.760 people will

02:16:45.420 I don't know what it's called when you're not

02:16:47.300 born with one arm

02:16:49.840 or born with

02:16:50.680 limb mutation

02:16:53.140 people live in a wheelchair 1.00

02:16:56.520 their whole lives 1.00

02:16:57.280 the one thing

02:16:59.820 the one thing really hit me

02:17:02.440 when I was actually in Special Olympics

02:17:04.680 and I played bocce

02:17:06.540 for my high school so I was around all

02:17:08.480 special needs kids

02:17:10.020 disabled kids

02:17:11.120 I mean there's a huge

02:17:13.460 spread of

02:17:16.240 type of disabilities

02:17:17.900 but

02:17:21.420 But seeing how happy they were being with, I guess, their quote-unquote kind was just – it was amazing.

02:17:33.060 Like, they're still people.

02:17:35.040 They still love the love.

02:17:36.820 They still have things they love.

02:17:38.360 They like.

02:17:38.720 They have feelings.

02:17:40.600 And this brings me back to the U.S. government.

02:17:44.380 For you – what was her name? 1.00

02:17:47.780 Betsy Davos. 1.00

02:17:48.440 Betsy Davos. 1.00

02:17:50.480 Say it. 0.99

02:17:51.100 Just say what you want to say. 1.00

02:17:52.000 You bitch. 1.00

02:17:53.780 For you. 1.00

02:17:54.840 DeVos, sorry.

02:17:55.660 Betsy DeVos. 1.00

02:17:56.320 Thank you, vegan.

02:17:56.940 Betsy DeVos. 0.99

02:17:58.380 For you to have the audacity to start funding Special Olympics or cut the funds by 17 and a half million, which is not shit for the United States. 1.00

02:18:10.480 You guys spend that in a fucking second. 0.99

02:18:13.200 You guys literally spend that in a second. 1.00

02:18:14.580 I pulled this up, which is interesting yet.

02:18:16.320 So it was like 17.6 million.

02:18:18.100 Which is nothing.

02:18:18.760 That they were going to cut.

02:18:20.480 that was in trump's original plan and then betsy devos was the one that's actually like advocating 0.84

02:18:26.760 it and she got a bunch of shit for this tons and she stood behind the decision so she said still 0.68

02:18:32.440 stood behind i'm still gonna do it in our u.s government that they are not protecting their 0.99

02:18:37.080 own fucking people what was her what was her battle her battle with it was that it was already 0.97

02:18:42.540 funded through donations it's not enough no and i'm not agreeing with that that was her that was 0.99

02:18:48.280 her i know that well that's what she yeah that's what she thought i i pulled it up just out of

02:18:53.560 curiosity how much does trump's proposed border wall cost 21.6 billion dollars 1.00

02:18:59.580 that's hard to hear 17.4 million go fuck yourself that's like that's like go fuck yourself that's 0.99

02:19:12.400 like a like a i don't even know like a sliver of a mile of a fence it's almost like it's almost 1.00

02:19:20.460 like and that's yeah they just left a tiny piece off the end of it it's almost like they uh wound 0.97

02:19:25.700 up their dick and slapped special olympics people in the face but that's but that comes back to the 0.97

02:19:31.620 point that makes us feel not not part of the society's eyes right yeah like that's what does 1.00

02:19:38.560 that to these people with disabilities and it and then that takes a huge toll on them and then

02:19:42.660 they get depressed and i think later comes suicide this is happening though quite a bit with different

02:19:47.940 communities like another thing i saw was john stewart was actually advocating for there was

02:19:53.060 9-11 um first responders and uh they were sick from inhaling all the fumes and the smoke like

02:20:00.980 they had a lot of long-term health effects yeah and the government stopped funding them

02:20:05.660 so it's like you know people like 9-11 like our people who fought you know

02:20:12.080 yo this one this one this one whether it's whether it's special olympics or 9-11 0.96

02:20:19.460 i watched john stewart i wish we talked about this on the fucking video i watched john stewart 0.99

02:20:25.400 i saw his face when he addressed an empty fucking congress 0.99

02:20:30.960 that i'm getting so fucking angry right now about this about congress people that don't show up 1.00

02:20:39.620 to listen to the pleas of the first responders from 9-11 you fucking scumbag piece of fucking 1.00

02:20:45.260 shit people how fucking dare you john store already said about how fucking dare you not be 1.00

02:20:51.560 there to listen to that that is disgusting it just shows that you don't care for disgusting 1.00

02:20:55.380 i think i think that's what's cool about our generation though is that we're seeing all this 0.86

02:21:03.220 stuff rebellious but i think it's also a reason why we need to freaking work our asses off no

02:21:08.000 matter what it's doing you know no matter what we're doing i should say shout out john stewart

02:21:11.900 by the way too i have to say that and and anyone that's by the way i hate to say it but trump came

02:21:18.400 through and saved that money he put a stop to the devoss bill and said he's going to keep special

02:21:23.720 olympics funded so shout out yeah like shout out donald trump for doing wow a good thing i can't

02:21:29.900 believe that there we go i guess i mean all right let's leave it there is there a bright side to

02:21:35.180 your disability like do you ever use it for your advantage on anything yeah i guess

02:21:41.280 i don't know if i can say this make me money exactly is that a good thing yeah man you're

02:21:48.980 I mean, not only am I making money.

02:21:52.820 I shouldn't say that.

02:21:53.660 It's more of how much inspiration I'm bringing to people.

02:21:58.700 You just took the cheese route real quick.

02:22:00.820 That's, I mean, yeah.

02:22:03.180 Money, obviously, because money is just a plus.

02:22:08.600 But the impact you have on people is the true value.

02:22:12.360 I think the fact – I see you actually backing that up with your involvement with Special Olympics and dwarf conventions and stuff like that because I would say it's probably pretty easy.

02:22:24.440 Somebody like yourself who starts to find success, starts to make money, and then you kind of just dip away from the community.

02:22:30.160 You don't advocate for it.

02:22:31.700 No, no, and then that's – but that's also what I want my whole business to basically be around is people with disabilities.

02:22:38.480 I thought you were going to say you could fit in a small space.

02:22:43.380 I was thinking literally fit.

02:22:44.540 You got really deep.

02:22:47.040 I mean, yeah, because that's true.

02:22:48.780 By the way, your dwarfism doesn't just make you money.

02:22:53.640 It also saves you money.

02:22:56.100 I've seen you go under the little ticket things.

02:22:59.460 I've seen it.

02:23:00.400 I've seen it.

02:23:01.320 Or buy some nice-ass shoes.

02:23:04.440 Buy child-sized shoes.

02:23:06.400 I mean 0.99

02:23:08.020 I'm just fucking around 0.98

02:23:10.640 I mean that's the thing though 0.99

02:23:12.040 There's always positives to

02:23:13.320 Everything

02:23:14.740 So that actually brings back to you Spencer 0.99

02:23:18.300 Oh fuck 1.00

02:23:19.460 There we go 1.00

02:23:20.000 This is something that you won't ever

02:23:24.220 Experience

02:23:25.300 How can you be positive

02:23:28.580 When you walk into a department

02:23:30.540 When you're 34 years old

02:23:32.880 Shopping in the youth section

02:23:35.040 how can you feel

02:23:37.420 how can you feel

02:23:38.320 as human

02:23:39.760 more

02:23:40.520 or masculine

02:23:41.800 like just

02:23:43.040 how

02:23:45.160 people will be like

02:23:46.980 like you said

02:23:47.720 it's a positive

02:23:49.140 like you get your stuff

02:23:50.480 half off

02:23:51.180 but

02:23:51.720 technically we don't

02:23:53.220 because

02:23:53.920 we

02:23:55.640 pair of jeans

02:23:56.860 I buy a pair of jeans

02:23:58.720 I had to buy like

02:23:59.660 way bigger than my size 1.00

02:24:01.120 because I have a fat ass 1.00

02:24:02.080 I mean it's a doorstep 1.00

02:24:02.640 it's a huge ass 1.00

02:24:03.300 it's a big ass 1.00

02:24:03.740 You're one of the best asses on YouTube. 1.00

02:24:05.820 So I have to get size 14 jeans that go way past my foot. 0.99

02:24:11.120 And I am very fortunate to have a grandmother who hems all my clothing, alters all my clothing to make it down to my size.

02:24:19.240 But someone with my disability doesn't have that luxury.

02:24:26.100 They have to pay hundreds and hundreds, thousands, thousands a year just to get their clothes altered. 1.00

02:24:32.700 You see these dwarfs at these little people conventions wearing in adult-sized shorts as jeans. 1.00

02:24:39.980 Yeah. 1.00

02:24:40.360 I guess the one thing I'll say on Spencer's side on it is even when it's so hard to come up with a positive,

02:24:48.000 and even though it might be the smallest little positive, here's what I would say.

02:24:52.280 And by the way—

02:24:52.980 Still feed off that positive.

02:24:54.980 I see what it's coming from.

02:24:55.940 No, no, no, but let me tell you.

02:24:56.900 And by the way, I'm like you.

02:24:58.920 I don't tell myself the positive.

02:25:00.240 I'm just like, yo, I'm the same way as you.

02:25:02.000 Yeah.

02:25:02.400 But the one, like, here's what I would think as just devil's advocate. 0.99

02:25:06.220 Every pair of jeans you have is one of fucking one. 0.98

02:25:09.480 You're the only person with jeans that are uniquely. 0.99

02:25:11.980 There's a boss mentality that comes from it.

02:25:13.900 You're like, yo, these jeans were made for me. 1.00

02:25:16.680 Also, I'm my fucking family. 1.00

02:25:19.220 I'll add that. 1.00

02:25:20.840 I know.

02:25:21.260 True.

02:25:21.980 No, I mean, I'm just trying to.

02:25:23.580 I want to hear, because that's a problem I have, bro.

02:25:26.000 I'm just too negative.

02:25:27.660 And I think that's what lacks my drive in a lot of things.

02:25:29.580 Plus, is that I'm too negative.

02:25:31.000 I need to be more positive.

02:25:31.920 think of it this might be you know like a very drastic example but if you think about like it

02:25:37.860 could always be worse mentality too because think about like there's people who don't even have 0.89

02:25:42.920 legs there's yeah there's people who survive the holocaust like you see all that and you made it

02:25:52.000 out and like you know and there's people that didn't survive the holocaust right so it's like

02:25:57.340 you gotta always look at 0.61

02:25:58.440 how it could be worse

02:26:00.100 and you gotta boss up.

02:26:02.060 Use that boss mentality.

02:26:04.020 Just wear it.

02:26:06.300 Logan's hungry.

02:26:07.300 I'm looking at him.

02:26:08.140 The kid's dying.

02:26:09.180 Well, it was also,

02:26:09.800 this was a tough.

02:26:10.820 It was a beautiful episode.

02:26:11.860 It really was.

02:26:12.900 It was tough.

02:26:13.940 Logan, you wanna

02:26:14.540 press that button? 0.77

02:26:15.980 Rip it up.

02:26:16.880 Yeah, sure.

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