Impaulsive with Logan Paul - PAGE KENNEDY CALLS OUT 50 CENT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 90

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00:02:04.500 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.

00:02:06.160 You're a bird.

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00:02:07.620 You're a Martin.

00:02:08.280 And we are Out of Character Podcast.

00:02:10.480 Dude, you messed up the clip.

00:02:12.440 And it happened that night.

00:02:13.660 I left the next day.

00:02:14.900 I didn't talk to her until three months later when she was like, 0.93

00:02:18.360 yeah, you have me pregnant and I'm not having an abortion.

00:02:21.640 Then I became suicidal.

00:02:24.440 Really?

00:02:25.160 Yes.

00:02:25.560 I never told anybody this

00:02:27.160 Ever

00:02:27.880 I've never told anybody this

00:02:30.260 Ever

00:02:30.500 That's so much chicken, dude

00:02:40.240 Right, and pasta

00:02:41.040 My stomach is just

00:02:42.020 I was just sitting in my stomach

00:02:43.200 I feel so tired and fat

00:02:44.860 Podcast 2

00:02:45.820 We're gonna make you through it

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00:02:55.180 if you're not subscribed please hit that subscribe button for us spencer made his flight you saw the

00:02:59.100 last episode with darren only and the superfood expert god spencer made his flight he said i just

00:03:04.620 performed surgery on the 405 and my uber driver had balls and grit i respect an uber driver with

00:03:10.540 big balls and big grit what about spencer though halfway through the episode oh man i got a flight

00:03:16.720 to florida what's good dude that happened but does it happen with a guest that you brought on 0.99

00:03:22.100 to talk about superfoods and quinoa and all that shit.

00:03:25.840 And you walk out and you leave the superfood dude 0.99

00:03:28.060 with two nincompoops.

00:03:29.320 Nincompoops.

00:03:29.760 Yeah, no, it happened.

00:03:31.400 Spencer was on Come Watch.

00:03:32.440 We had tissues on the side

00:03:33.720 because of superfood and vegan and everything.

00:03:35.580 He was like, eh, at any second.

00:03:37.620 Who knows when Spencer's going to have a big O.

00:03:40.320 And instead of coming, he went.

00:03:43.000 Oh, truth.

00:03:44.100 Hey, man.

00:03:44.700 Oh, big news.

00:03:45.660 You know who else is coming?

00:03:47.420 Steven Crowder.

00:03:48.300 We got Steven Crowder.

00:03:49.400 He's coming on the podcast.

00:03:50.200 I've heard.

00:03:50.840 what a great git i don't know i don't know if you saw this on my uh video on jake and logan 0.75

00:03:55.960 channel i called him a bigot bully and a homophobe i had i got some things to say 0.97

00:04:02.060 you are deep shit but no also no because i i steven crowder is quick he's witty and he knows 0.99

00:04:08.920 his stuff quicker than to a degree quicker than me uh quicker than me quick not not not not when 0.99

00:04:14.920 it comes to comedy you're funny man you're a funny guy man but steven crowder he's debate guy he's 0.99

00:04:20.160 debate expert he's a master debater we said he's a masturbator he is a masturbator we did a 0.96

00:04:26.040 little segment on him on this show too shitty job well we covered it horribly so we got to do our 0.98

00:04:32.200 research we got to do our research we did for gun girl for alex jones i'm gonna do all that kind of

00:04:36.820 stuff for michael called him mr chowder last time you didn't even know his name i and i yeah i feel

00:04:42.020 terrible we got to do a better job what else is going on by this point that this episode comes 0.88

00:04:47.360 back out i'm sure there'll be tons of fallout from the david dobrik uh oh you're right it sucks

00:04:53.600 that we can't speak on it because we don't know we don't know what happened we're shooting an

00:04:56.820 episode right now so if you're watching this well we're shooting it here it's now but when it comes

00:05:03.940 out and you're watching it it's then yeah so it'll be it's a little confusing we went to a bar last

00:05:09.680 night i thought it was interesting i don't know how much of our audience has ever been to a bar

00:05:13.160 before probably most of them um surly goat i didn't understand the dynamic of what was happening

00:05:19.060 for some reason i couldn't compute or comprehend what i was witnessing what people just go to the

00:05:24.600 bar to drink and talk so quickly we go to clubs we go to clubs sometimes or we go to like really

00:05:31.340 nice like rooftop bars and there's this running joke there's a bar down the street from the house

00:05:35.780 called the surly goat on the wall what does surly mean it's just like a find surly

00:05:40.320 bad tempered and unfriendly 0.98

00:05:43.500 just a dickhead goat 0.99

00:05:45.760 and so there's this place called the surly goat 0.98

00:05:47.440 and the little thing on the wall says

00:05:49.020 cold beer colder women

00:05:51.480 and I've driven by it a million times 1.00

00:05:53.720 I'm like I want to go to the surly goat and I found

00:05:55.780 an Evan after you know 0.99

00:05:57.640 all the shit that happened he was like I'll come to the surly goat with you 0.99

00:05:59.720 so me him and Logan's friend Mac went there 0.99

00:06:01.700 and uh we were

00:06:03.120 they tried to order alcohol and they're like we only got beer man

00:06:05.500 and then tried to order Budweiser and like we only got

00:06:07.560 you know these beers it was like a real

00:06:09.740 a lot of beer and then in the wall and then one of the one of the like a classic like bar guy came

00:06:14.040 up it's the guy who talks like he's from boston he was from boston he's like to drink water and 0.95

00:06:18.100 beer and uh shorts down to his ankles with sandals just a big like uh just a hefty ass dude yeah and 0.73

00:06:24.340 he goes hey you want to hear a joke i'm like no but all right i'm at a bar let's see what happens 0.98

00:06:27.920 he goes what do you call a black astronaut in space i was like i don't know he goes an astronaut 0.99

00:06:33.800 not you're racist i was like all right i'm i'm at a fucking bar and i hate myself it was like 30 0.98

00:06:40.200 seconds after that Logan was like wow we brought you like hey but no no um no offense if you go 0.99

00:06:45.960 to bars i'll probably reach an age where i love bars it was kind of cool because you could talk

00:06:49.980 you could talk to the person next to you and the person to the other next i was exhausted dude i'd

00:06:54.800 been at the mothership all day let's bring on our guest dude let's freaking bring him on our guest

00:07:00.320 Today is a Hollywood actor and social media superstar.

00:07:03.100 He once snuck onto the studio a lot to book a role on a TV show.

00:07:06.460 We go way back to the old Vine days.

00:07:08.440 My friend, Paige Kennedy.

00:07:13.180 Okay. 1.00

00:07:14.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:07:15.700 Oh, whoa, whoa, yes. 1.00

00:07:17.320 I look like Thanos trying to do the goddamn Millie Rock. 0.98

00:07:20.100 Whoa, I would love to see Thanos do a Millie Rock. 0.99

00:07:22.520 Let's go.

00:07:23.340 Yo, can you imagine if Thanos had swag and he was actually dope

00:07:25.920 instead of just murdering people by snapping his fingers?

00:07:27.860 He did when Evan played him.

00:07:29.380 Oh, yeah.

00:07:30.580 Yeah.

00:07:30.800 Hey, Pace, what's good, man?

00:07:32.000 What up, though?

00:07:32.900 Dang.

00:07:33.280 That's what people from Detroit say when they greet you.

00:07:35.640 They say, what up, though?

00:07:36.540 What up, though?

00:07:37.580 Is that me?

00:07:39.400 Is that my camera?

00:07:40.020 Hey, you can do any of them.

00:07:41.080 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:07:41.960 That's usually your go-to.

00:07:42.720 The exotic-looking man.

00:07:44.540 So if I want people to say, I got to.

00:07:46.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:47.640 So, Logan, what I was saying is I got to talk to you.

00:07:50.020 No, no, no.

00:07:50.500 You can speak to me, but if you want to ever address the camera, call someone out.

00:07:55.140 Okay.

00:07:55.440 Talk to the audience.

00:07:56.440 Okay.

00:07:56.760 Right there.

00:07:57.400 All right.

00:07:57.660 There it is.

00:07:58.240 So listen, dude.

00:07:58.960 You do everything.

00:08:00.320 Like, you're an actor.

00:08:01.780 I met you from Vine days.

00:08:03.920 Sorry, I wasn't really making a list. 0.99

00:08:05.660 Damn it. 0.98

00:08:06.360 I knew you were ready. 0.99

00:08:07.300 Because I like to get ready for that, and I got to.

00:08:08.760 I'll do it.

00:08:09.200 I'll do it.

00:08:09.620 You're an actor.

00:08:10.460 You're a Vine star.

00:08:11.520 You're an internet star.

00:08:12.880 You're a music guy now.

00:08:14.380 You're doing music? 0.99

00:08:14.840 Well, I was a rapper first, so yeah, put that shit way up there. 1.00

00:08:17.320 Okay, the rapper's first shit. 1.00

00:08:18.680 Switch your fingers around. 1.00

00:08:19.960 And you're a father.

00:08:21.020 You're a father.

00:08:22.340 That's a good one.

00:08:23.200 Yes.

00:08:23.600 To a kid my age, right, Tim?

00:08:26.160 Yeah, Tim is your age.

00:08:27.580 How old is he?

00:08:28.040 He's 21.

00:08:28.720 Okay, yeah, 21.

00:08:29.300 I actually have a daughter that's 23. 1.00

00:08:31.220 God damn. 1.00

00:08:32.600 Wow. 1.00

00:08:33.140 You older than a motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:35.840 Black don't crack clearly. 1.00

00:08:37.580 Yo, you look great. 1.00

00:08:38.660 How old are you now?

00:08:42.140 What'd you say?

00:08:42.980 I said, how old are you, bro?

00:08:44.640 I'm looking.

00:08:45.260 I'm 42 years old.

00:08:46.760 Wow. 1.00

00:08:47.540 God damn. 1.00

00:08:48.160 Whoa. 1.00

00:08:48.480 Another one.

00:08:49.260 That's Mike's age.

00:08:50.280 More importantly.

00:08:51.260 You like my mama age.

00:08:52.640 More importantly.

00:08:53.940 Does it matter how old you are?

00:08:55.100 No, not anymore.

00:08:56.300 If you feel young, you are young.

00:08:59.020 The energy, y'all.

00:09:00.160 Yeah, it's true.

00:09:01.020 It's true.

00:09:01.360 Look at this.

00:09:02.000 Look at this. 0.99

00:09:02.380 I Googled Paige Kennedy movies.

00:09:04.540 Look at all these movies, dude.

00:09:05.500 It's a lot, man.

00:09:06.340 It's a lot.

00:09:06.600 Blue Mountain State, Dance Flick, Bad Roomies, Meg just came out, Swat, C-Dick Run.

00:09:12.260 Leprechaun back to the hood.

00:09:13.880 Leprechaun, too.

00:09:14.780 That's a classic.

00:09:15.780 C-Dick Run. 0.98

00:09:16.500 C-Dick Run sounds like an STD, dude. 0.99

00:09:19.320 C-Dick Run. 0.97

00:09:19.880 That's me and Kale Mitchell.

00:09:20.940 Remember Kale from Kenan and Kale?

00:09:22.440 Oh, yeah.

00:09:23.540 Snick.

00:09:23.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:24.520 That was like one of my first starring movies.

00:09:26.560 This was my favorite.

00:09:27.420 You and Blue Mines, Dave?

00:09:28.980 Yeah, right on Randell.

00:09:30.800 I'm trying to get that back.

00:09:32.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:32.600 I'm trying to, I'm working to get back to that.

00:09:35.480 Like in shape?

00:09:36.360 Yeah, yeah, back to that.

00:09:37.340 You just said you lost, before the show started, you lost 70 pounds?

00:09:40.100 Yeah, I lost 70 pounds in four months, which is, I'm very proud of it.

00:09:46.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:46.880 You can tell when somebody's proud. 0.99

00:09:48.180 If you go on their Instagram and they fucking showing their dick print, like just, yeah. 0.99

00:09:51.920 I'm happy. 1.00

00:09:52.540 I'm getting myself back. 0.98

00:09:53.720 I couldn't see it for a while, but bitch, it's right back here. 1.00

00:09:56.260 right back here for you at what point at what point okay so wait did you did you gain weight 1.00

00:10:02.600 yeah or did you have you always been sort of i was always like i was like you like my like if

00:10:08.020 you look at that like my whole life i've been ripped in shape and all of that stuff and then

00:10:13.220 you know as you get older and you make more money sometimes uh you go from eating ramen noodles to

00:10:19.920 steak yeah yeah and so of course you gain weight yeah i know that i know that feeling yeah so uh

00:10:25.820 You know, I just, I just had to, I've been trying so long, you know.

00:10:31.560 There was, I think, what, two years ago, I went to the gym 365 straight days.

00:10:37.560 I took no days off.

00:10:38.700 Like, sick, whether I was traveling the whole day, whether I wanted to do it for a mental thing. 0.99

00:10:44.180 But that shit did not help me at all. 0.99

00:10:46.040 Wait, why? 0.99

00:10:46.480 Was you getting wrong?

00:10:47.680 Because I could not close my mouth.

00:10:49.660 Yeah.

00:10:50.640 Really?

00:10:50.880 I couldn't close my mouth, man.

00:10:52.660 And that was the problem because the gym is, you can go to the gym, like I said, for a hundred, a year straight and still don't do nothing. 0.98

00:11:00.760 I was strong as fuck, but I still look like the thing on Fantastic Four. 0.91

00:11:06.140 What were you eating? 1.00

00:11:06.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:11:07.540 Everything. 1.00

00:11:08.480 Name a couple of, what were your go-tos? 1.00

00:11:09.940 Pussy. 1.00

00:11:10.440 I mean, that's fine. 1.00

00:11:11.840 No calories.

00:11:13.800 Sugar-free. 1.00

00:11:15.280 If you do it till, if you eat an Asian girl, it's no calories, low sodium. 1.00

00:11:18.940 What girl does have calories and high sodium? 1.00

00:11:21.780 What type of girl has high sodium in her vagina? 1.00

00:11:24.740 We can't say it. 1.00

00:11:25.960 We can't say it.

00:11:27.140 Y'all know what kind.

00:11:27.940 You can.

00:11:28.380 You know what kind.

00:11:31.380 But no, so I just had to figure out how to close my mouth, bro,

00:11:39.600 and went by the mantra that nothing tastes better than skinny.

00:11:44.680 Yeah.

00:11:44.920 That's what they say.

00:11:45.960 Yep.

00:11:46.300 So it's a diet thing.

00:11:48.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:48.560 I just started eating, like, very small portions.

00:11:51.780 So I just eat a little bit.

00:11:53.200 Okay, so how do you do that?

00:11:54.400 Because there's a, what's it called?

00:11:56.680 There's a thing for this, eating small portions.

00:11:59.260 It's the strategy of eating small portions.

00:12:02.300 Strategic small portion.

00:12:03.520 I think that's it.

00:12:04.480 It's ism.

00:12:05.280 Okay.

00:12:06.140 No, help. 1.00

00:12:06.780 It's something that, fuck! 1.00

00:12:08.500 You eat the size of your fist. 1.00

00:12:10.600 Is that what you're getting at?

00:12:11.660 A little bit.

00:12:12.620 Actually, it's kind of almost like, and it's like kind of keto too.

00:12:16.700 So, I mean, well, a little.

00:12:18.780 Oh, it's grazing.

00:12:19.500 It's called grazing.

00:12:20.260 Grazing.

00:12:20.580 You eat small portions throughout the day

00:12:22.600 rather than three big meals. 1.00

00:12:24.340 Fuck y'all. 1.00

00:12:25.480 No one knew that? 1.00

00:12:26.540 Grazing?

00:12:26.960 I mean, yeah.

00:12:27.640 You graze like a goat, like a surly goat.

00:12:30.000 Like grazing, like when...

00:12:31.420 All right, I probably shouldn't say that.

00:12:32.660 No, you should.

00:12:33.320 It's impulsive.

00:12:34.580 Like grazing, like when I was in college

00:12:36.360 and this girl, she...

00:12:37.600 No, no, please.

00:12:38.420 No, no.

00:12:40.420 Maybe you shouldn't say it.

00:12:41.520 I don't know.

00:12:43.680 He's like, no, no, it's Paige.

00:12:45.400 If he's like, you shouldn't say it.

00:12:46.500 I mean, it's...

00:12:47.580 Actually, no, you could say it.

00:12:49.080 I just like, I can't probably say it.

00:12:50.580 Grazing, bro, so you're using the term of when goats and cows eat grass and applying it to a human method?

00:12:57.240 That's right. That's what I'm saying.

00:12:58.220 Are you saying that there's a, does that exist in the scientific world? They call it grazing?

00:13:02.140 Sounds like it's what he's doing. How many tiny meals are you eating throughout the day?

00:13:06.900 Well, honestly, as of late for, I don't know, at least probably almost two weeks now, I've been having like three protein shakes a day and then maybe like some chicken.

00:13:18.840 Like I don't even

00:13:19.940 I don't even eat

00:13:21.280 I only eat like protein

00:13:23.560 I won't even have like

00:13:24.920 Like a meal

00:13:26.480 Like I'll just have like a

00:13:28.060 What about your

00:13:29.080 What about your carb intake

00:13:30.200 For those

00:13:31.060 Trying to lose weight

00:13:32.100 I mean

00:13:33.960 If I do have some carbs

00:13:36.340 Which

00:13:36.660 Not really

00:13:38.020 It's just a little bit

00:13:39.500 I just eat a little bit

00:13:41.080 Yeah

00:13:42.000 Cause that

00:13:42.740 You know

00:13:43.140 I don't wanna eat

00:13:44.440 Like where my stomach

00:13:46.100 You know how you eat

00:13:47.120 And then you

00:13:47.720 You get

00:13:48.460 That's how I feel right now. 1.00

00:13:49.300 Like, black people, they get the itis. 1.00

00:13:50.900 You eat until you want to go to sleep. 1.00

00:13:52.660 It's called the itis.

00:13:53.440 The itis?

00:13:54.240 Yeah.

00:13:54.940 The itis.

00:13:55.440 There you go, kids.

00:13:56.500 It's called the itis. 1.00

00:13:57.700 For all of you that want to know, when black people eat too much, they just, like, pass out. 1.00

00:14:02.020 It's called the itis. 1.00

00:14:02.700 Yeah, the itis.

00:14:03.520 You learn something new every day.

00:14:04.680 Yeah.

00:14:05.080 Me, I eat until I want to die.

00:14:08.960 Yeah.

00:14:09.340 Until my stomach is so full.

00:14:11.760 Like a goldfish.

00:14:12.500 Like a giant, fat goldfish.

00:14:15.020 And it's actually happening with my dog, Broly.

00:14:17.180 Yeah.

00:14:17.320 that's like maybe we can relate in that way he is just a thick dog and he will eat until he can

00:14:23.100 no longer do such thing he has to use a small maze to eat his food because if we put it in a normal

00:14:28.160 bowl he just inhales it and so we put it in a maze so he has to figure out the strategic calculation

00:14:33.540 really what is that how big is that it's just like a little bowl but it's got like a thing so

00:14:37.820 he's got to use his tongue and he chases the food around the maze and he gets a little bit at a time

00:14:42.400 They were thinking about making me do it

00:14:44.920 We wanted to do it to Mike

00:14:46.280 Because I eat like an animal

00:14:47.320 This is how it sounds

00:14:48.120 This is how he eats

00:14:49.820 This is how it sounds

00:14:51.400 It's not a joke

00:14:55.560 That was some ASMR for you guys

00:14:58.040 I don't know if you want to

00:15:00.800 It's so weird

00:15:03.360 I never even watched that

00:15:04.420 I was at this girl house last night

00:15:06.220 At a girl house? 1.00

00:15:08.360 A girl house 1.00

00:15:09.600 Like 4 o'clock in the morning

00:15:11.560 and she was, like, showing me videos on YouTube of that.

00:15:14.420 ASMR.

00:15:15.020 I was like, why are you watching this, like, girl

00:15:18.220 eat this frozen strawberry thing?

00:15:21.220 It is so weird and so intriguing.

00:15:24.320 I don't understand it, but it's also awesome at the same time.

00:15:27.300 Our number one viewed podcast is the 12-year-old ASMR girl.

00:15:31.680 Of all time.

00:15:31.800 She came here and did that?

00:15:33.000 Yes.

00:15:33.820 She's the ASMR star.

00:15:35.980 Life with Mac.

00:15:36.900 Life of Mac.

00:15:37.460 Mac, we love you.

00:15:38.260 How old was she again?

00:15:39.260 12.

00:15:39.620 12 years old.

00:15:40.400 a 12-year-old girl doing this

00:15:42.660 overshadowed 0.71

00:15:45.640 a 0.97

00:15:46.040 cock-swallowing, mic-choking 0.99

00:15:49.160 Riley Reid. Wow.

00:15:50.960 Yes.

00:15:52.640 Yes, bro.

00:15:53.600 She did this to your mic?

00:15:55.480 She brought in supplies, man.

00:15:57.600 She had honey, so it sounds like

00:15:59.620 honey.

00:16:02.480 She had balloons and paperclips 1.00

00:16:04.180 and she'd scratch the table and just tap things 1.00

00:16:06.360 and drop jelly beans.

00:16:07.400 And people are just entranced by this

00:16:10.380 They just go there to watch that

00:16:11.900 Like when they're doing their homework

00:16:13.100 What do they get out of listening to that

00:16:15.680 I think it's like

00:16:16.820 You know how some people listen to waves crashing to fall asleep

00:16:20.300 And it calms them down

00:16:21.460 ASMR is like that

00:16:22.820 And some people find it arousing

00:16:26.040 Like you know whispering

00:16:28.120 Make the macaroni sound

00:16:30.740 When you're stirring the macaroni

00:16:32.000 Oh wait

00:16:33.720 I get excited about that

00:16:36.980 No, like, it's, yeah, it's kind of like that, but, yeah, oh, I hate, I hate all of it.

00:16:46.740 Don't that sound like what that is?

00:16:48.740 That sound like what that is.

00:16:51.880 This is really weird.

00:16:53.040 Please stop. 0.96

00:16:53.600 Look, she's covering her ears. 1.00

00:16:55.000 Oh, my God, stop. 1.00

00:16:57.500 Oh, my God.

00:16:58.120 ASMR, dude, like.

00:16:59.180 No, bro, because they're whispering like this.

00:17:00.460 There's, like, a technique where you smack your lips.

00:17:02.320 It's like, hi, welcome to ASMR.

00:17:06.980 today we will be talking i can't i can't even do it and she has braces and it makes hers like 0.98

00:17:13.580 even more the girl we had on and so she was like smacking lips dude you can you can hear it anyway

00:17:19.360 crazy that's so weird crazy and i actually was like kind of into i was like i'm saying i looked

00:17:24.880 over at the next guest that was coming on and they had a blanket over i'm like yo what's good

00:17:29.820 i'm like what's good that's really doing that for you dude like she's like give me a second 0.98

00:17:35.700 Yeah, just give me a second about when she eats that fucking honeycomb. 0.98

00:17:40.260 Well, I asked her parents. 0.99

00:17:41.840 I was like, hey, it's kind of weird.

00:17:43.160 Like, some people are like, I'm sure there's like some pedophiles who are like watching your daughter.

00:17:47.200 And they're like, well, you know, as long as they're not hurting us.

00:17:49.920 Wow.

00:17:50.580 Is she the one who has her eyes cut off like it's cropped so you only see her mouth?

00:17:55.280 No, that's not her.

00:17:56.020 I'm always worried about those people, though.

00:17:57.400 Have you seen those people in porn sometimes who like don't show their face?

00:18:01.600 Really?

00:18:01.880 Really, really nice bodies.

00:18:03.540 Oh, yeah.

00:18:04.240 I have.

00:18:04.700 They show just the back of the head

00:18:07.180 I should get into that then

00:18:10.400 That's the only reason I ain't doing porn

00:18:11.980 I don't want nobody to know it's me

00:18:13.100 I feel like people would know it's you dude

00:18:15.860 You got a pretty recognizable voice and body

00:18:18.380 Maybe not do porn because the son and all

00:18:20.820 Because the son and all 0.71

00:18:22.200 As if he doesn't live with me 0.96

00:18:24.720 He's like porn go to my house every day 0.99

00:18:26.960 He know what the hell 0.99

00:18:27.820 Actually wait 1.00

00:18:28.760 If your mother 1.00

00:18:31.900 If one's mother did porn 1.00

00:18:33.880 it'd kind of be shitty, right? 1.00

00:18:35.860 Yeah, that probably would suck. 1.00

00:18:36.820 But if your dad did porn... 1.00

00:18:38.480 It still sucks for them, but not as much. 1.00

00:18:41.720 It's kind of tight. 0.80

00:18:42.580 Tim hates the fact that I'm the way that I am.

00:18:45.900 Oh, like public facing? 0.99

00:18:47.420 No, or just like wild and shit. 0.89

00:18:49.300 Yeah, that I'm like, because he's not necessarily like that. 0.88

00:18:52.500 I don't know if he's not like that because he's not like that

00:18:55.300 or just because he don't have the opportunity yet.

00:18:58.120 But he's kind of opposite me in that.

00:19:00.980 So he's like, dad, dad, I don't want to hear about your excursions.

00:19:05.640 I come tell him, bragging to him, like, bro, did you hear me last night?

00:19:08.600 I was like, hey, say my son's name.

00:19:12.260 Tim!

00:19:13.380 Tim!

00:19:14.040 Yo, what?

00:19:15.260 Tim!

00:19:16.240 He, and I'm like that, too, with my dad, and I know he is with GP.

00:19:21.080 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:19:21.500 When my dad talks to me about his, like, sexual escapades, I'm like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:19:26.560 Come on, dude. 1.00

00:19:27.040 Like, I love my dad.

00:19:29.200 He's my boy

00:19:30.480 And as much as I like to be like

00:19:31.700 Yo that's tight

00:19:33.100 It's just not

00:19:35.480 In fact it's probably quite the exact opposite

00:19:39.080 I'm not gonna bring it up

00:19:40.420 Remember the last story he told us

00:19:41.980 He was like hey Logie

00:19:42.780 I had her out on the promenade

00:19:44.280 Remember that story

00:19:45.260 Don't even

00:19:45.960 I'm not

00:19:46.620 Oh I won't dude

00:19:47.680 I mean we all know my dad

00:19:48.780 My dad's

00:19:49.760 He's GP you know

00:19:51.060 There's no one like him

00:19:51.580 He's coming at you

00:19:52.280 He did it in public

00:19:55.200 Listen man I don't know

00:19:56.340 I don't know

00:19:57.300 Jeez

00:19:58.280 But have you ever done that?

00:19:59.520 In public?

00:20:00.380 Like on a hood of a car at 3 p.m. in a residential neighborhood?

00:20:03.120 Oh, no.

00:20:04.100 Mike Hess.

00:20:05.180 On a hood of a car in a daylight. 0.98

00:20:07.180 We talked about our craziest sex. 0.97

00:20:10.620 Was the hood hot? 0.98

00:20:11.920 Yeah, it was like a sunny day.

00:20:12.840 Not like crazy.

00:20:13.580 It was warm enough to do it.

00:20:15.460 It was cool enough to do it.

00:20:16.380 Did you dent the hood?

00:20:17.920 Nah.

00:20:18.760 Interesting, right? 0.99

00:20:19.320 Now she was...

00:20:19.920 I'm also not sure I understand the physics of it.

00:20:22.360 But let's leave it at that.

00:20:24.100 Let's put it this way.

00:20:24.860 Okay, we're going to go into it.

00:20:25.840 But lightly.

00:20:26.360 I'm going to tread lightly

00:20:27.940 Her hands on the hood of the car 0.99

00:20:30.300 Oh 0.81

00:20:30.800 Oh, okay

00:20:31.620 That makes the most sense

00:20:32.280 Yeah, that makes sense

00:20:33.160 Okay, like the police

00:20:34.520 Like

00:20:34.780 Yes, yes, yes

00:20:35.720 For the kids out there

00:20:37.440 I was searching her

00:20:38.480 She was searching her

00:20:39.320 You know

00:20:39.740 Making sure she didn't have anything to stick me with 1.00

00:20:42.260 She didn't have nothing there

00:20:42.760 All right 0.97

00:20:43.380 Anything to stick me with

00:20:44.580 I had something to stick her with 0.87

00:20:45.560 Don't let me tell you 1.00

00:20:46.140 Stuck her with that baton

00:20:49.080 What is this episode?

00:20:50.440 What's happening right now? 0.99

00:20:51.340 This is fucking crazy 0.97

00:20:51.680 Sorry, man 0.99

00:20:52.220 This is crazy

00:20:52.940 I came here and disrupted everything 0.99

00:20:54.540 My dirty mind 0.53

00:20:55.720 I'm glad because it's been a bit of a slow day. 0.94

00:20:58.480 So we needed that.

00:20:59.320 Listen, man, you used to make vines.

00:21:01.100 Yeah.

00:21:01.480 We used to make vines way back in the day.

00:21:03.400 Yes.

00:21:03.800 I think we made a couple.

00:21:04.820 You were tight with Batch and all them.

00:21:06.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:06.500 You still am?

00:21:07.140 Still are?

00:21:07.860 Yeah, I mean, we don't talk that much anymore.

00:21:11.860 But I still, you know, I still love Batch.

00:21:14.580 I still support and watch all the stuff that they're doing over there.

00:21:17.080 Is it falling out or just like growing apart?

00:21:20.560 Something happened.

00:21:21.960 Oh, no. 1.00

00:21:22.980 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:21:23.880 Did he fuck your bitch? 1.00

00:21:25.720 No, but you know, something, something happened. And then, you know, 1.00

00:21:29.780 we just kind of, kind of got weird. Yeah. But, but we, we, we,

00:21:33.120 we not beefing or nothing like that. He just blocked me.

00:21:36.140 What? For real? No, no, no, no.

00:21:40.160 Batch is, is, is wonderful. I love him. I love everything that he's doing.

00:21:44.500 He's like one of the most talented, like young cats out there.

00:21:47.800 He's going to be huge in the business. I already, I knew that before.

00:21:51.380 Cause I knew Batch before Vine, you know? Yeah.

00:21:53.520 And, like, when you see a talent like that, you just, like, he's just, like, amazing.

00:21:59.020 He's, like, once-in-a-lifetime type of, like, talent.

00:22:03.060 So I always love and support him.

00:22:04.860 Yeah.

00:22:05.160 I hate to hear you guys are...

00:22:06.540 I know.

00:22:07.280 Me, too.

00:22:07.880 Maybe we could... 0.99

00:22:09.060 It sucks. 1.00

00:22:10.560 It sucks. 1.00

00:22:11.260 You know, I've tried to, you know, because after time, after time, you know, you figure stuff heals. 0.98

00:22:17.660 Time heals all wounds, man.

00:22:18.880 Time heals all wounds.

00:22:19.320 But it's been, like, four years.

00:22:21.200 Time doesn't heal all wounds, man.

00:22:22.640 Time does not heal all wounds.

00:22:23.880 It does not.

00:22:24.640 Unless you go to the Avengers, 0.98

00:22:27.060 maybe they can fucking save us. 0.98

00:22:28.740 Or just, or by the way, 0.98

00:22:29.960 just go to Warwick on a Wednesday.

00:22:31.560 He's there every night and he gets blacked out.

00:22:33.100 You could easily, you could easily.

00:22:36.040 No, no, no, no, no.

00:22:37.100 Take him home, man.

00:22:37.720 But maybe you could. 1.00

00:22:38.300 Yeah, I've been away with my ass. 1.00

00:22:40.060 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:22:40.600 I'm saying maybe you could. 1.00

00:22:41.340 Fuck me, son, I'll fuck you. 1.00

00:22:43.320 No, no, not, not. 1.00

00:22:44.660 You know, like.

00:22:45.180 I'm just saying maybe he's all greased up. 1.00

00:22:47.140 Maybe you could coerce him into being a homie again. 1.00

00:22:49.880 Yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe one day. 1.00

00:22:51.500 You know what's funny?

00:22:52.280 we almost this would have been awkward striking a movie right now in uh vancouver or maybe it's

00:22:59.700 over but um i'll audition for the same movie but to play which would have been like his boss so we

00:23:06.820 would have been like a tandem thing not the camp counselor he just did right no no no i wouldn't

00:23:11.200 be surprised if that happens but i'm saying like eventually that happened it is going to happen

00:23:15.980 because how could it not like we we both working actors in the business but that would have been

00:23:20.900 mad weird yeah agree but it didn't happen but it will probably here's what here's why this whole

00:23:28.320 thing is interesting because uh i know you from like internet stuff but like you kind of hinted

00:23:32.540 at you were an actor and doing hollywood before vine and youtube were a thing and i mean that's

00:23:38.080 that's primarily what you do correct acting yeah so what what did you do to make the switch and

00:23:43.340 why did you even make the switch because i know a lot of actors are hesitant when it comes to 1.00

00:23:46.740 putting themselves on the internet because they're actors like typical thespians yeah what made you

00:23:52.420 okay with it or excited to do it well so i i originally came like i went to college um long 0.95

00:24:00.960 enough to be a doctor to be an actor whoa because i i wanted to be the greatest actor slash rapper

00:24:07.180 in the world and i still you know i still feel like there's an argument of that for me like if

00:24:13.020 you really break down the skill set of the diversity of what I do um and so I went to

00:24:20.740 Grand Rapids Community College for theater then I went to the best theater in Michigan uh Western

00:24:25.840 Michigan University and then I wanted to I wanted to be great man so I went to uh University of

00:24:30.420 Delaware to study Shakespeare for my master's and oh that's right yeah so when that's right

00:24:36.140 When I came out here, I came out here with a real purpose.

00:24:40.280 And I was fortunate enough to, when I got here,

00:24:43.960 I had done the Idaho Shakespeare Festival the summer before,

00:24:47.180 and I met a guy there who told me about an audition.

00:24:50.020 I snuck into Sony Studios by telling them that I was a courier.

00:24:53.400 I was making a delivery, but I was just delivering myself.

00:24:56.440 You're lying.

00:24:57.260 No, no. 0.99

00:24:58.080 And this is pre-9-11, so that shit wouldn't work now. 0.98

00:25:01.300 But I actually, I had just got here. 0.98

00:25:03.560 I was here a month, so I had someone drive me there.

00:25:06.140 which is even more awkward, like, oh, yeah, we're making a delivery.

00:25:09.040 I don't know why it's two of us, but they let us on a lot.

00:25:12.440 And right place, right time.

00:25:14.220 And the pilot was called the Kennedys.

00:25:16.720 Ironically enough, it had nothing to do with your name.

00:25:19.740 But so that got me started and I got in the business.

00:25:24.860 And, you know, I had like a promising career for like, you know, now it's been like 20 years.

00:25:31.580 But what happened was in 2012, maybe 2012, 2013, I started to peep out this YouTube stuff because I thought YouTube was just a place for cats or babies falling or something like that.

00:25:47.340 Well, it used to be.

00:25:48.260 Charlie bit my finger.

00:25:49.540 Right, exactly. 0.99

00:25:50.520 Charlie's biting everyone's fingers.

00:25:51.580 Biting everybody's finger.

00:25:52.580 So I thought it was just that, right?

00:25:54.340 And then I start to see that there were actual channels and people.

00:25:58.040 like i ended up having like friends on youtube that have more money than my acting friends

00:26:02.420 so i'm like what the fuck is going on with this and i was the same way you said with the with that 0.64

00:26:08.360 the actor thing i was like well i can't do youtube i get paid the i'm not gonna you know but then i 0.74

00:26:13.800 got into it and i was like you know what let me jump on this now because this is clearly the future 0.63

00:26:20.280 and then all the other actors are going to be late on this shit so if i jump on this now 0.90

00:26:25.180 because my main thing was this. 0.98

00:26:27.920 I had a plan, right?

00:26:29.560 The first plan was I was always, 1.00

00:26:32.920 oh, that's that nigga from. 0.99

00:26:34.500 That's what I was, the nigga from. 1.00

00:26:36.460 Oh, that's the nigga from Weez. 1.00

00:26:38.000 Oh, that's the nigga from Blue Mountain State. 1.00

00:26:40.220 I was never going back to the hood, nigga. 0.99

00:26:42.320 So I was that, right? 0.85

00:26:43.620 I wanted to be Paige Kennedy.

00:26:46.120 Yeah.

00:26:46.700 So instead of me being U-turn

00:26:48.920 or all these other characters that people see me and say,

00:26:52.520 The way of doing that was to create my own channel,

00:26:56.200 my own station, which was the Paige Kennedy show on YouTube.

00:27:00.140 So I started doing YouTube and I, you know,

00:27:02.640 I was doing YouTube with Batch and them.

00:27:04.140 And then Vine came and when Vine started,

00:27:09.700 Batch jumped on Vine, right?

00:27:11.060 He was on there first.

00:27:12.040 I was filming in Vancouver, a show called Backstrom.

00:27:15.900 And so, you know, I couldn't jump in like immediately,

00:27:19.100 but soon as I came home, he was like,

00:27:20.940 I got 100,000 followers in like two weeks.

00:27:23.300 I was like, that's impossible.

00:27:24.400 Because we on YouTube struggling, putting out all this great-ass content.

00:27:28.800 We not getting no followers, just nothing.

00:27:30.920 Like, Batch was, he had like content.

00:27:32.620 I remember. 0.98

00:27:33.220 $50,000, like, full shit with 3,000 views on it, right? 0.99

00:27:38.020 Yep, yep. 1.00

00:27:38.300 And so when we saw like how fast that shit was moving, 0.99

00:27:42.840 I didn't even have an iPhone. 0.99

00:27:44.320 I had an Android.

00:27:45.560 Like, we all jumped on there.

00:27:47.160 So you probably had to buy an iPhone, right?

00:27:48.860 I had to buy, I bought an iPod first because they store them, they store them had like a little, what is the little, the little iPod thing?

00:27:57.500 Yeah, a little iPod, yeah.

00:27:58.460 He had those.

00:27:59.040 I was like, all right, I'm going to give them Android.

00:28:00.940 Let me get this. 1.00

00:28:01.680 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:28:02.220 Yeah, because you couldn't shoot on an Android. 1.00

00:28:04.420 Yeah, because the sound was all weird.

00:28:06.040 The sound, the video, everything. 0.99

00:28:06.640 And it was like laggy and shit. 0.99

00:28:08.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:08.540 And so when we saw how fast he was growing and then I jumped on there and in a week I had 10,000 followers.

00:28:15.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:15.880 I was like, yo, this is crazy.

00:28:18.860 So then we had the whole group where we made it a job where Monday through Friday, I think it was 11 to 5, we all meet at Daystorm House or around there and our whole crew, we just went in and shot. 1.00

00:28:35.160 And that was at the time where, remember, you could post like four vines a day before the popular page came, you know, so we were just cranking them bitches out. 0.94

00:28:43.500 And, you know, and it was crazy because like, like the engagement that you got was bananas. 0.99

00:28:49.940 So, so I think that I was smart to jump on that train far as the actors, because my other

00:28:58.000 actor friends was like, what are you doing?

00:29:00.280 Why are you acting like that? 1.00

00:29:01.660 And I'm like, hey, bro, hey, you better jump on this shit, man. 1.00

00:29:05.340 Cause you know, cause listen, here, here's the thing that the, the future are the kids, 0.99

00:29:10.340 right?

00:29:10.560 So for me, because I'm older, you know, if you don't watch my show,

00:29:14.280 you don't watch my movies, you don't know who I am, right? 0.96

00:29:16.200 But with fucking Vine and the internet, the internet is a whole world. 0.98

00:29:20.120 So anywhere you go in the world, you got these kids that know you from there. 0.98

00:29:26.180 So it was just a smart thing.

00:29:28.280 Now, the second thing of why I wanted to do it is because I knew I had this agenda of my rap music.

00:29:34.640 I've been a rapper before.

00:29:36.020 I've been a rapper since I was younger.

00:29:37.600 Like, I went on tour with Biggie, Ice Cube.

00:29:39.800 What? 0.98

00:29:40.000 Yeah, I got pictures, all that shit on the internet. 0.99

00:29:42.240 Oh, for real? 1.00

00:29:42.460 You can pull that shit up. 1.00

00:29:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:43.960 So, but back then, like, if you didn't have a record deal, you just making your music

00:29:49.320 for your friends.

00:29:50.040 Like, I made albums just to give it to my friends and my family because I had no outlet

00:29:53.880 to put it out.

00:29:54.900 And so I wanted to gain the followers by making them laugh so I can get them what I really

00:30:01.200 have, which was me and this process, which is the music.

00:30:04.920 And so that's why the last couple of years, I poured all my energy and resources, all

00:30:09.500 my acting money into my music so i'm basically paying to be a rapper so that's what you're doing

00:30:14.620 moving forward is music now no no i'm doing that i still do everything like hey but do you worry

00:30:19.600 that that hurts you page because like have you seen you getting maybe less work or getting hired

00:30:25.820 for that lead role because you are so well known on the internet and people will only see you as

00:30:30.740 page kennedy or can you hop in into character acting well i mean like i said no you know like

00:30:37.800 Like, I was telling you, like, as far as the diversity with me, this is what separates me.

00:30:41.580 Like, a lot of actors, they do what they do.

00:30:43.680 They either do comedies or they do dramas.

00:30:46.040 You know, you got a few of them that do both.

00:30:47.760 But usually, like, when the audience, like, the audience ain't going to see Denzel to be in a comedy.

00:30:53.720 And he know that.

00:30:54.540 I bet they would, though.

00:30:55.440 They would, but has he ever done comedy?

00:30:58.100 Yeah, a long time ago, like, he had one.

00:31:01.340 You remember when Vin Diesel did the pacifier?

00:31:03.340 Yeah.

00:31:03.640 Like, that sort of effect.

00:31:04.860 Or like when Billy Madison's done, 0.96

00:31:07.300 or fucking Adam Sandler's done a few dramas. 0.97

00:31:09.660 Well, because he's older now 0.98

00:31:11.400 and like something's clearly happening.

00:31:13.840 Yeah, but look what happened with Jim Carrey.

00:31:16.120 Like Jim Carrey was the top comedian actor in the world. 0.96

00:31:19.480 And he was like, I want to fucking do the Truman Show.

00:31:21.920 I want to do, and it wasn't received as well 0.93

00:31:24.620 because people wanted to laugh with him.

00:31:26.660 And so for me, I wanted to be just as good in comedy

00:31:30.140 as I am in drama.

00:31:31.320 Plus I can do Shakespeare,

00:31:32.920 which a lot of actors can't do or don't do or care less to do,

00:31:37.540 but it is a skill set that can make you even a better actor in the comedy

00:31:42.000 and drama because you have more things to pull from.

00:31:44.200 Have you done plays like on stage?

00:31:46.980 I've done over 25 plays.

00:31:49.860 I've done.

00:31:50.500 Dramatic reading of Shakespeare right now.

00:31:51.880 Oh, yeah.

00:31:52.560 Yeah, I want to.

00:31:53.120 I found this super interesting when you told me how much you are in love

00:31:58.840 with and know Shakespeare.

00:31:59.900 Like, you know Shakespeare.

00:32:01.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:01.380 Can you do a Shakespeare?

00:32:04.320 Let me see.

00:32:05.680 I am a ventaner. 0.97

00:32:06.320 What a brazen, epicurean rascal is this? 0.81

00:32:11.080 My wife is locked with unprecedented. 1.00

00:32:14.720 Paige is an ass, a secure ass. 1.00

00:32:17.420 He'll trust his wife. 1.00

00:32:18.400 You'll not be jealous.

00:32:19.400 I'd rather trust a Fleming with my butter,

00:32:21.780 Parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese, 0.75

00:32:24.020 an Irishman with my liquor bottle, 0.87

00:32:26.000 a thief to walk my ambling gelding 1.00

00:32:28.460 than my wife with herself. 1.00

00:32:30.160 Oh, fie, fie, fie, cuckold, whittled, cuckold. 0.97

00:32:38.000 So that was actually very bad because I don't know why I went into that when I have so much better things to do.

00:32:47.900 What was that from?

00:32:48.740 That was from the Merry Wives of Windsor.

00:32:51.360 I have no idea why my brain started with that.

00:32:54.740 That was awesome.

00:32:57.060 If you had two choices.

00:32:58.600 I would have not done that one.

00:32:59.900 If you had two choices

00:33:03.260 One was simply

00:33:05.220 To be

00:33:07.000 Or not to be

00:33:09.120 And the other was to not be

00:33:10.200 That is the question

00:33:12.320 Whether to snubble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows

00:33:15.100 Of outrageous fortune

00:33:16.400 I can just listen

00:33:18.520 I found this super fascinating when you started doing this

00:33:21.200 I was like that is crazy

00:33:23.440 Yeah I can literally go for like 45 minutes

00:33:25.740 Of just like I don't even have to think about it

00:33:27.960 no more. Is this stuck in my long-term

00:33:29.880 memory, like old songs you remember from when you were here?

00:33:32.080 Shakespeare, did he write

00:33:33.660 in iambic pentameter

00:33:35.840 the rhythm? Do you know?

00:33:37.620 In verse, when he's writing in verse.

00:33:39.840 Only when they're rhyming.

00:33:41.820 Not when it's like, what I was doing

00:33:43.940 was not rhyming, but when he's

00:33:46.180 writing in verse, that's

00:33:48.040 in iambic pentameter. What's your favorite

00:33:49.720 Shakespearean?

00:33:51.980 Richard III, which is

00:33:54.000 a history.

00:33:55.400 What are the different guys' history?

00:33:57.320 History, tragedy, comedy.

00:33:59.420 Comedy. 0.89

00:34:00.220 It sucks because that Richard III has still been, like, 0.94

00:34:03.780 the worst thing that's ever happened to me as an actor.

00:34:07.920 In college, I always wanted to do Richard III.

00:34:11.320 I knew all of it.

00:34:13.640 And then our school did it after I was, like, so obsessed with it.

00:34:17.320 So then I was, like, really obsessed.

00:34:19.300 So for a whole year, I knew that they were doing this.

00:34:22.400 I learned the whole play.

00:34:23.800 I learned the whole character.

00:34:24.880 I will go to the faculty members and I will rehearse and practice stuff.

00:34:28.620 This is like a year before we even having an audition for it or whatever.

00:34:31.880 And then I finally auditioned for it.

00:34:34.380 I did not get cast as Richard.

00:34:36.460 I got cast as Richmond, the person that kills him at the end.

00:34:40.040 And they destroyed my entire life.

00:34:42.880 I don't drink.

00:34:43.660 I don't smoke.

00:34:44.320 I never even tasted alcohol before.

00:34:46.220 Oh, no.

00:34:46.740 Two and three days.

00:34:48.780 We had hops in the wrapper on the other day.

00:34:50.560 Oh, he doesn't do anything?

00:34:52.180 Yeah, I've never even tasted nothing.

00:34:54.320 But that night I almost tasted a beer

00:34:57.140 I went to like this party

00:34:58.740 Like a college party or whatever

00:35:00.760 And it was a beer that I was so depressed 0.99

00:35:02.960 I was like I should just fucking 0.92

00:35:04.340 Why didn't you do it Paige? 0.95

00:35:05.880 Cause I just couldn't 0.96

00:35:06.720 Why'd you drink the poison Paige?

00:35:07.980 I just couldn't do it man

00:35:09.220 It really doesn't to be honest

00:35:12.560 Here how about this

00:35:15.060 You wanna know why

00:35:16.940 One of the reasons why I chose not to do that

00:35:19.140 When I was younger like 15 or whatever

00:35:21.380 I wrote down

00:35:23.740 the pros and cons of drinking right so then i wrote down all of these cons uh you you smell bad 1.00

00:35:31.560 you you have hangovers you you get drunk you fall you you beat up people you love you all this shit 0.99

00:35:38.560 right yeah and then when i got to the pros it was literally no pro it didn't make me faster it didn't 0.99

00:35:45.280 make me more money it didn't make me healthier are there really any pros here's i'll say one

00:35:50.240 I'm playing devil's advocate.

00:35:53.340 Oh, that's true.

00:35:54.940 Temporarily, which is not also, which is worse. 1.00

00:35:57.660 And it makes you, and also, it makes you able to have sex with sixes. 0.99

00:36:04.620 Wait, what? 1.00

00:36:06.060 Sex with sisters. 0.99

00:36:07.300 Sixes. 1.00

00:36:07.980 Sixes.

00:36:08.440 And also sisters.

00:36:09.440 What does that mean?

00:36:10.480 Like sixes, you know, six out of ten.

00:36:12.740 Like normally if you're like, man.

00:36:14.260 I do that anyway.

00:36:15.980 I don't need no drinks for that.

00:36:17.820 I'm saying like normally if you're like. 1.00

00:36:19.100 There ain't any Sixers out there that want some of this dick. 0.99

00:36:21.340 So hit me up, and I won't be drunk at all. 0.99

00:36:23.540 It will be just totally fine.

00:36:26.000 What pro did you have?

00:36:27.480 Because I don't know any.

00:36:28.260 I was going to say, like, it makes.

00:36:29.540 It doesn't taste good.

00:36:30.380 No, no, it tastes horrible.

00:36:31.620 It makes you a little more confident.

00:36:33.680 I mean, you're crazy confident.

00:36:35.300 Exactly.

00:36:35.780 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:36:36.620 So there's no pros.

00:36:38.280 So I was like, wait a minute.

00:36:39.440 Why am I going to indulge in something that is literally all cons?

00:36:43.740 This is a good conversation for me, especially, because I have no pros either for it.

00:36:49.740 It actually makes me, personally, less confident, because my confidence comes from being fast, witty, and on my feet.

00:36:56.720 Yeah.

00:36:57.200 And when I booze—

00:36:58.160 Yeah, that does make sense. 0.96

00:36:59.060 And when I booze, it makes me slow, shitty, and off my beat. 0.52

00:37:03.500 I don't know, I just made that up, but whatever.

00:37:05.480 Also, here's why I like to sometimes—I drink probably twice a month, just to preface it, in case people—

00:37:10.500 Yeah, that's about right.

00:37:11.720 Two to four times a month.

00:37:12.860 Yeah.

00:37:13.060 probably like four to six times we'll go like 12 times a day 12 times a day like maybe once maybe

00:37:19.160 once a week i'm always i'm 99 of the time i'm in control like like super control i i've always

00:37:26.380 said this i sort of feel like i'm puppeteering my life and i always have whether it's through

00:37:29.800 like manifestation um having a clear and creative vision of what i want to do with my myself and

00:37:35.800 i like not being fully in control i like i like when i'm drinking like i'm a little looser and

00:37:45.240 i don't always know what's going to happen next or nor do i really care sometimes and that that

00:37:50.240 that is that's cool to me i don't know why i'm comfortable living in that space is that a is

00:37:55.620 that specific to you or do you that's very specific to me no very specific to me but it

00:38:00.580 also sounds like yours are specific to you like you don't you clearly don't need more confidence

00:38:04.580 right a lot of people do a lot of people a lot of people do that's true that's true the majority of

00:38:09.140 them i think that's probably the number one reason people drink just gets them out of their shell get

00:38:13.360 them out of their shell go out and be socially to like be like that i'm like that anyways right so

00:38:18.440 it's stupid for me to drink it's it's also tricky because and this whole conversation is probably

00:38:22.660 like double red flags by the review team it's like and jed said this to us he said some people 0.95

00:38:27.400 are hard hardware to consume and move on some people are others are hardware to consume and

00:38:32.840 Be consumed.

00:38:34.320 And that's where the whole alcohol conversation is tricky.

00:38:37.520 I have an addictive personality.

00:38:38.820 Okay, so it's probably smart that you're... 1.00

00:38:40.380 If I did it and I enjoyed it, I would abuse it and I would be fucked. 1.00

00:38:44.900 Yeah, not good. 0.99

00:38:45.380 Because, like, my vice that I do have, like, you know, it took over my life because I...

00:38:51.200 Sex? 0.71

00:38:51.320 Yeah.

00:38:52.220 Oh, really?

00:38:53.020 Yeah.

00:38:53.360 That's the only vice that I have.

00:38:55.420 Yeah, I have no idea.

00:38:56.940 That's the only vice that I have. 0.98

00:38:58.040 You're addicted to sex? 0.99

00:38:59.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:00.620 What's that like?

00:39:01.400 how did how did it manifest like what what was that in every way like you're just always trying 0.61

00:39:06.800 to have sex yes for sure i i know very little about sex addiction it you're you it's what the

00:39:15.360 only thing you're thinking about is it still i mean it's it's it's it's now that i've gotten

00:39:20.220 older um it's tamed down right but when i was younger like when i was your age or when i was

00:39:27.280 your age everything everything in life revolved around that if i pull up to a light my brain

00:39:34.560 literally looks at the cars next to me to see if if i'm out somewhere if i'm every everything

00:39:40.720 revolved around that because i had no other outlet but that like you know other people do all type of 0.51

00:39:45.480 other shit too yeah you know and for me you know it was and i don't know where it comes from i've

00:39:50.940 I've had like a, you know, a couple different therapy, uh, therapists, you know, and they all 0.90

00:39:58.300 try to figure out ways of why these things happens. Where did this come from? Is it because

00:40:02.760 of abandonment issues from my mom? Is it from like not being loved when I was a kid? Like,

00:40:09.100 I don't fucking know what any of that stuff is. That's stuff that they can psychoanalyze you and 0.98

00:40:13.360 just to place something there. I just know what it was, you know? And so I think for me now,

00:40:19.120 i think it's more about the yes because if i get the yes i don't even need the girl to actually

00:40:26.800 come over anymore like i don't i don't even feel like it i just need the yes maybe it's that maybe

00:40:32.380 it's the the thing of being the hunt the the the wanting to feel loved and appreciated and wanted

00:40:40.520 and so maybe it's that interesting because that's what i'm in search for is the yes imagine how those

00:40:46.780 text messages look you're like you're like hey what's up and then she's like no i'm just chilling

00:40:51.700 and he's like oh i got the new chernobyl shit on my tv right and she's like yo um that's dope let

00:40:57.840 me stop by i'm down and he's just like nah i'm playing he puts his phone down he's like yeah 0.78

00:41:06.340 by the way that's safer there's a lot of times i wake up in the morning and i'm like 0.91

00:41:15.880 Damn I got so drunk last night 0.78

00:41:18.020 I couldn't get that job done 0.99

00:41:19.620 And then I'm like

00:41:20.200 Kind of happy I didn't get that job done

00:41:22.200 Well you had Tim when you were young

00:41:25.460 When you were what 20

00:41:26.800 I had my daughter even earlier than that

00:41:29.760 As soon as I got to college

00:41:31.980 As soon as I got from Detroit 0.99

00:41:33.120 To college that shit happened 0.99

00:41:35.540 Was that intentional? 0.99

00:41:36.680 Those were all mistakes

00:41:39.740 Do you tell them that?

00:41:42.160 Do you tell your kids their mistakes?

00:41:43.340 They know that they were the best mistakes I ever made.

00:41:46.060 Well, do you think they're still mistakes to this day?

00:41:48.620 No, because, see, that's what happens.

00:41:50.420 Like, so, it was a struggle for me.

00:41:52.800 Like, being in college, having two kids, not having money, like, you know, and I played football in college and I was a theater major, which is two demanding things.

00:42:01.860 Odd combo, odd combo as well, yeah.

00:42:03.760 You know what I mean?

00:42:04.380 And I had to quit.

00:42:05.760 Sort of, sort of.

00:42:07.120 I never actually, oh, I never actually, so I was really into sports.

00:42:10.420 Wrestling.

00:42:11.100 Wrestling and football. 0.93

00:42:11.880 But I never had the balls to do theater 0.95

00:42:14.160 Or acting because I thought it was weird 0.95

00:42:15.860 Because the kids in my school

00:42:17.620 I felt it kind of ruined it for me

00:42:19.260 Because they were all like

00:42:20.220 They were super clicky

00:42:22.320 And as like the jock

00:42:23.780 I never felt comfortable entering their space

00:42:26.860 But you were a really strong academic

00:42:29.060 I did academics instead

00:42:31.660 I focused on just being smart as well

00:42:33.400 Speaking of smart, I gotta pee right now

00:42:35.760 Oh, that was a good out

00:42:37.420 Yeah, sorry

00:42:37.840 That was a great out

00:42:40.940 Um, okay. So you would go to, you would go to theater class,

00:42:46.120 you'd go to football and then why didn't you wear a condom?

00:42:54.420 Like after the first kid, you know, isn't it like maybe I'm too young to be

00:42:59.440 doing this. I'll start with using protection or asking the girl if she's on

00:43:02.160 birth control.

00:43:02.700 This is going to sound so crazy to you, but look, I'm 18. So, you know,

00:43:07.360 18 18 year olds do much crazier shit than that like you know i could have made colossus mistakes 0.96

00:43:15.400 but um initially how my daughter happened is i thought that i couldn't have kids because i had 0.98

00:43:23.200 slept with so many girls and i never got nobody pregnant i thought that i couldn't have kids

00:43:30.500 right so then when when my daughter happened i didn't know about my daughter at first i didn't

00:43:35.140 know about my daughter since she was almost two years old whoa because because the mom thought it

00:43:40.360 was her her other child's dad yeah right and so as soon as i found about kirsten is when

00:43:49.240 tim's mom got pregnant and that literally happened from i was in college i went home for my boy's

00:43:57.340 bachelor party and he told me i could stay with him that night but he got so drunk that he you

00:44:03.740 I couldn't get in contact with him.

00:44:06.260 So I was sitting in my car

00:44:08.420 three something in the morning.

00:44:09.960 I had nowhere to go.

00:44:11.520 I'm texting everybody to see if they,

00:44:13.820 I'm calling everybody to see if they're awake.

00:44:16.560 A girl I used to talk to

00:44:18.240 before she answered the phone,

00:44:20.140 I said, can I please come spend the night

00:44:21.560 at your house, please?

00:44:23.040 And it happened that night.

00:44:24.280 I left the next day.

00:44:25.520 I didn't talk to her until three months later

00:44:27.880 when she was like,

00:44:28.980 yeah, you have me pregnant 0.97

00:44:30.920 and I'm not having an abortion.

00:44:31.940 Then I became suicidal

00:44:34.440 Really?

00:44:35.800 Yes

00:44:36.180 I never told anybody this

00:44:37.780 Ever

00:44:38.500 Never told anybody this

00:44:40.880 Ever 1.00

00:44:41.180 I don't know how that shit 1.00

00:44:42.120 Just spilled out my mouth like that 1.00

00:44:43.440 Those fucking eyes of yours over there 1.00

00:44:45.620 Make me feel like I can trust you 1.00

00:44:47.160 This is bullshit 1.00

00:44:48.140 I know 1.00

00:44:48.620 These fucking eyes over here 1.00

00:44:49.960 I'm like trapped in these beautiful ass eyes 1.00

00:44:51.900 And it's got fluffy ass hair 0.98

00:44:53.340 And I'm like 0.85

00:44:53.680 You can trust me

00:44:54.760 And I'm like 1.00

00:44:55.120 Why the fuck am I telling them all that shit 1.00

00:44:56.620 Don't you deflect with comedy 1.00

00:44:58.180 That's my thing 1.00

00:44:59.560 This is some bullshit right now 0.99

00:45:00.800 no thank you for trusting me i but um that's that's crazy it made you suicidal yeah because 0.99

00:45:06.980 because you're such you're filled with so much life i know but what i thought is because i had

00:45:11.740 all these dreams and aspirations for myself i told you i've been wanting to be the best actor

00:45:16.120 slash rapper in the world my entire life like michael jackson michael jackson is my hero he's

00:45:20.920 my everything this is this is my main person in the entire world over any no one else is even close

00:45:27.300 and my love but him right and so i wanted to like reach his type of i wanted to do for other people

00:45:36.260 what he did for me got it right and so because of that i thought all of that was gone now because

00:45:43.240 i'm in college now i'm about to have a second kid i just found out about the first one i don't got

00:45:49.220 the money i want to leave and go to california when i leave here and become like this great actor

00:45:54.120 and I'm stuck with two kids what like so so yeah I I you know I contemplated like wow ending it

00:46:03.680 and it was it was bad it was bad for a second and then you know I think a lot of young people deal

00:46:10.420 with the thoughts of that during different times because that wasn't the first that wasn't the

00:46:15.500 first time it happened one time before when I was probably like 15 or something something tragic

00:46:20.280 happened to me and i i actually tried to and my brother stopped me so that was the second time

00:46:27.040 huh it's deep page yeah that's real deep is there let me ask you this is is there something to be

00:46:34.540 said about the bleakness and the loneliness and helplessness you were feeling in that time and

00:46:41.600 the actual reality of the situation which now you see probably in hindsight that you could still do

00:46:47.280 these things and still become great even though at the time it didn't seem even remotely possible

00:46:52.540 like at the time like were you were you right or wrong or what did you learn about coming out

00:46:58.520 of that experience of being at what you probably perceived as rock bottom well at the at the time

00:47:03.900 i thought that it was like a wrap i thought everything was done you know and uh what happens

00:47:10.560 is life happens and then this burden is only a burden for the time that is a burden and then

00:47:17.200 it becomes a blessing and so now i have two fully grown amazing people that i made that are mine

00:47:26.360 to go and share my and their love to the world and so that's why it's you know it's looked at

00:47:34.820 differently i'm so but how did you get out of that dark mindset because now you because i'm

00:47:41.060 asking now you see that yeah now you see that then and a lot of people don't a lot of people

00:47:45.900 are living living in that space permanently and so is there anything any sort of advice to anyone

00:47:52.300 who is there right now that hoping that they can trust that their life will become better

00:47:58.660 or maybe that they're at their lowest time it will fuel them to reach their highest point in life

00:48:03.800 this is going to sound cliche but it is the truth for me like i've always walked with god personally

00:48:12.340 I don't go to church or do any of that, but I've always had a personal relationship with him.

00:48:17.660 And so anytime anything happens or whatever, like I always like went to him for that.

00:48:22.580 Because look, you got to, you got to remember, I'm a kid from Detroit who my dad died when I was 16 years old.

00:48:30.560 I was living with my dad.

00:48:33.120 So that means my dad dies.

00:48:35.520 I'm alone.

00:48:36.620 I go to high school alone.

00:48:37.980 I go, I finished high school.

00:48:41.440 i go to college on my own i i do everything by myself no help nothing i'm just alone except

00:48:48.580 for god like god like brings me along with him like that because he has this that's why i know

00:48:54.460 that i'm destined for because i he's told me you know i'm saying and so that's the only place that

00:48:59.460 i could go to was through him so i just pray about it and then life just continued to go like he took

00:49:05.500 he took those urges away from me and then i just continued on in my life wow and it sounds like so

00:49:11.840 you're not religious per se or or would you identify as christian or catholic i think i

00:49:16.740 probably identify as christian but i'm not like religious in a sense like i'm not like you pray

00:49:21.640 i wouldn't like tell you bible verses and i'm not like that i'm not about to you know but i have a

00:49:27.600 personal relationship with him i do pray every night i'm very close with him in that sense so

00:49:32.640 so I have to ask you cause you are this like just beaming ball of energy and

00:49:37.440 light. Now, is that, is that true to you? Is that who you are?

00:49:42.100 Are you deflecting with comedy in any way?

00:49:44.220 Or is there any sort of baggage that you've carried from your past to this

00:49:47.820 day?

00:49:48.320 I think, I think I,

00:49:50.320 I think it's natural for me to be that big ball of energy,

00:49:55.500 but I think it also comes from a place of wanting to be liked and accepted.

00:50:00.400 remember i told you earlier like i just need the yes yeah and so i want people to like me

00:50:04.460 and and i know that's the way you get them to like you is to make them laugh yeah and so i think i

00:50:11.700 have that because when i'm at home like when i have my i i was in a relationship for six years

00:50:17.560 and you know people when we go out they always say to her oh my god you must be just non-stop

00:50:24.460 laughing you're with page every day and she's like no it's not like this at home because at home i'm

00:50:29.460 i'm just i'm just regular i don't have to put on a show i can just relax it takes a lot of energy

00:50:36.060 and effort to make people happy you know i'm saying and so at home i don't feel i don't feel

00:50:42.080 the need to have to do that you have to perform right yeah and so um but i don't know i i i come

00:50:48.520 from a lot of baggage there was a lot of tragic things that happened to me growing up uh and i

00:50:53.820 try to so interesting you know i try to you know i try to diffuse all of that by trying to just be

00:51:00.380 good you know like i'm non-violent i'm not like i i think like being growing up in detroit was so

00:51:08.320 this way that a lot of times you gravitate to that energy and you become that but it did the

00:51:14.700 opposite for me you know so like my mom's you know she she my mom and dad they had guns and stuff

00:51:21.240 they shot people in front of me they they they fought each other they took me on drive-bys with

00:51:27.420 them you know we had home invasions where where people are about to count down on my life and

00:51:32.880 and like all type of stuff and so instead of me gravitating to that energy it scared me so I kind

00:51:38.800 of became like a scary person and that's why I shied away from all of that the drugs the alcohol

00:51:44.820 to violence to any of that because it was so traumatizing to me when i was younger

00:51:49.260 i wonder how many people are affected in that way it's like statistically how many people are

00:51:57.620 driven away by the things they're seeing and know that there's a better life out there rather than

00:52:02.620 being sucked in because not that's not it's very uncommon i think it's like what happened to you

00:52:07.100 because like a lot of my friends went the other way yeah for sure they they love guns they love 0.98

00:52:11.620 like they they have an appetite for it but for me my shit went the opposite way you know and like 0.70

00:52:18.560 with my kids like it's just so dope that you know they never have to experience the stuff that i 0.88

00:52:24.300 went through you know tim from detroit but he knows nothing about any of that because he didn't

00:52:31.220 have to like i made sure that he was he was good he never had to go through that type of stuff

00:52:36.380 Hey, Paige, that's crazy.

00:52:37.980 I had no idea that your childhood was that traumatic.

00:52:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:43.540 That's insane.

00:52:44.140 It's crazy.

00:52:45.020 I have one of my albums, Torn Pages, which is my first, like, studio album.

00:52:52.220 I kind of touch on a lot of the stories of my background and talk about my mom, you know, that relationship, talk about my dad, talk about all of the stuff that happened to me.

00:53:04.540 is that's is in torn pages you know um and so i poured into my music yeah i mean it's a great

00:53:13.220 place to put it i think i think a lot of uh a lot of the most the best music is fueled by those

00:53:18.180 those real life events and obviously you had a uh quite a remarkable upbringing and and story so

00:53:25.460 i i would urge you to the more you can tell that story because i know i know as like a funny guy

00:53:30.220 people don't want you to be serious per se.

00:53:33.820 Yeah, like, I feel, like, weird.

00:53:34.880 I'm like, I just ruined your show right now.

00:53:36.480 No, no, no, that's what we do.

00:53:37.620 I'm going to be very exciting.

00:53:39.380 You bring me on here to be exciting.

00:53:41.300 I think everybody grabs it.

00:53:42.100 See the name of the show?

00:53:43.080 Impulsive, man.

00:53:43.880 We go all over the place.

00:53:45.200 We talk about foods.

00:53:46.360 By far the most versatile podcast.

00:53:49.240 Versatile show, versatile podcast, or hosts.

00:53:52.260 Like, there's a reason we're the number one podcast in the world.

00:53:55.100 Straight up.

00:53:55.620 In the world.

00:53:56.960 Number one.

00:53:57.980 Hey, bro.

00:53:58.560 But yeah, it's energy and it's stories like that.

00:54:01.020 It's a good mix.

00:54:02.180 I have such a hard time, like whenever I hear anything with that much weight to it,

00:54:06.660 like I have such a hard time like truly processing and absorbing it

00:54:11.120 because it comes out of your mouth in a language that we know is English

00:54:15.640 in a sentence, but it's so much more than that.

00:54:19.220 And I really tried to put myself in your shoes and understand it,

00:54:22.680 but I know I never can or will.

00:54:24.820 I'm kind of just speaking out loud

00:54:27.680 Because it's something I feel

00:54:28.900 And maybe it's not foreign to some of the viewers

00:54:31.400 Yeah but

00:54:33.180 And maybe you know

00:54:34.420 Unless you are like

00:54:36.800 A pager

00:54:38.240 Oh is that what you call your fan base?

00:54:41.120 Any pagers out there? 1.00

00:54:42.580 The fucking pagers dude 0.99

00:54:43.600 That was the best you could come up with pagers 1.00

00:54:45.760 You told me to name my fans Mikes

00:54:48.140 Well that's funny 1.00

00:54:49.460 The Mikes 0.97

00:54:50.000 Pages man come on bro 0.99

00:54:52.940 you know you were too young to know 0.70

00:54:54.980 hit me on the head

00:54:57.380 that's like

00:54:59.400 Jake Paulers 2.0

00:55:00.680 I mean

00:55:03.380 they probably would know just cause

00:55:05.560 you know they're like really in depth into the

00:55:07.520 music and

00:55:08.100 but I think it's

00:55:11.700 good listen a lot of

00:55:13.480 a lot of comedians

00:55:15.420 have like dark past and history

00:55:17.600 which is why they're able to

00:55:18.940 you know make people laugh

00:55:21.700 from it a lot of a lot of i get a lot of that sometimes too like people try to say that i

00:55:28.640 deflect you know the trauma that i've been through with comedy you know what i'm saying

00:55:33.600 and like i'm always do you like uh like i would like i would i would probably say yeah you know

00:55:39.920 what i'm saying like i i really don't know i haven't really had enough time to process all

00:55:44.540 of it you know because because the longer i've known you i definitely think you've gotten much 0.92

00:55:48.580 better like when shit gets serious like 0.99

00:55:50.620 not making jokes and shit you'll go there 0.99

00:55:52.600 like you can definitely go there 0.98

00:55:54.060 and I remember at first you would

00:55:55.760 up until the breaking point

00:55:58.440 just deflect with comedy

00:56:00.080 I just like bury a lot of it

00:56:02.560 you know what I'm saying like I'm sure you still do that

00:56:04.500 a lot too like a lot of like

00:56:05.880 no no no Paige like a lot of times

00:56:07.880 I don't want to live in that I don't want to live in

00:56:10.520 but do you have any unpacking

00:56:12.540 to do like how long can you carry this 0.99

00:56:14.380 giant fucking backpack on 0.99

00:56:16.460 the music is my therapy 0.99

00:56:17.840 yeah uh i go to actual therapist because sometimes i tell him stories i'll be like oh like i say it

00:56:23.400 like you i'm like oh one time like i got thrown out of a car like 50 miles an hour a drug deal

00:56:27.200 gone wrong and i'll just say it and like he's like what here i am like trying to know i just

00:56:31.900 remember the feeling of like this flesh tearing off my arms and my knee and my like legs at 50

00:56:37.620 miles an hour and then like getting off the ground i had to walk through new haven connecticut through 0.99

00:56:41.400 the through the hood back to my boy ramon's house with just blood pouring off my fucking body and 0.99

00:56:46.580 Like, I'd just been robbed. 1.00

00:56:48.120 I was fucked up. 0.99

00:56:49.140 But when I say it, I just say it. 0.99

00:56:50.720 Like, we were on our way to go get gas.

00:56:52.900 And out of nowhere, he hit me with it.

00:56:54.880 And I think it was, like, the first time you opened up to me about your past.

00:56:58.840 And I was like, man, I really appreciate you opening up to me.

00:57:01.900 But I don't think you can just, like, say that so casually.

00:57:04.720 Like, we have to talk about this right now.

00:57:07.400 Which is, yeah.

00:57:08.440 Because we try to, I mean, we have already dealt with it, right?

00:57:11.300 It's already happened for us.

00:57:12.600 We dealt with it.

00:57:13.320 And so it's just something that happened in the past.

00:57:16.900 It's like a relatability thing.

00:57:18.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:19.060 Yeah.

00:57:19.520 Okay, so the music.

00:57:20.940 Let's talk about it.

00:57:21.960 You got a mixtape coming out.

00:57:23.400 What's it called?

00:57:24.300 It's called Straight Bars 3.

00:57:26.780 I created this series a couple years ago, Straight Bars, where it's no gimmicks, no hooks, no skits.

00:57:35.380 No hooks?

00:57:36.380 No chorus whatsoever.

00:57:37.540 It's just bars on bars.

00:57:38.600 Are you out of your mind?

00:57:40.320 It's called Straight Bars.

00:57:42.660 Straight bars

00:57:43.720 I see what's happening

00:57:44.580 Straight bars, no hooks

00:57:45.700 Because

00:57:46.240 People wanna

00:57:47.400 A lot of times

00:57:48.960 You know

00:57:49.920 Real fans are like 0.99

00:57:51.400 Real hip hop

00:57:52.260 Like they love when

00:57:53.340 When the artist go and

00:57:54.680 They do freestyles

00:57:55.560 And it's just all bars

00:57:56.760 And you just hear

00:57:57.340 How clever they can be

00:57:58.700 Why do you make music?

00:58:01.080 Like are you trying to blow up?

00:58:03.420 Well

00:58:03.780 I've been making music

00:58:05.420 My whole life

00:58:06.020 I told you Michael Jackson

00:58:07.040 Was my thing

00:58:08.120 Yeah, why do you do it?

00:58:09.260 Why do

00:58:09.660 Huh?

00:58:10.320 Why do you do it?

00:58:10.920 Is it like a therapy for you?

00:58:12.160 it it's definitely a therapy for me now because like i don't make i don't make music really for

00:58:18.860 to make hits you know how some people like hit seek like for sure all right i want to make this

00:58:23.040 song because it's gonna be the biggest song i don't make music for that i make timeless music

00:58:27.080 because when you hit seek a lot of times that's for that wave and that's that time right then

00:58:34.580 you know what i'm saying for that period but i make music like how biggie made music i have

00:58:41.720 stories storytelling never he was the best storyteller of all time right and that's why

00:58:45.880 that's why i'm i'm so good at storytelling for one i have so many crazy ass stories for two

00:58:52.980 i know how to to mix bars and with stories to make them so intricate and visual you know i'm

00:59:01.620 saying and so yeah because you got never get old so 20 years from now you can play torn pages or

00:59:08.320 same page different story and it still sound like it's happening today because the story can't get

00:59:13.660 old so with straight bars i needed to once again i try to go back to this diversity i already have

00:59:20.240 that right straight bars i wanted it to be something very specific for people who just like

00:59:25.240 Dope ass lyrics 0.91

00:59:26.960 And so I just go 0.99

00:59:28.440 And I go to classic hip hop beats

00:59:30.420 And I do dope lyrics over there

00:59:32.320 With no choruses

00:59:33.060 There's a couple of

00:59:34.280 Big rappers who did have hits

00:59:36.560 Who were doing the same thing

00:59:37.560 But the reason I'm kind of like

00:59:39.100 And like poking questions

00:59:41.320 Is cause

00:59:41.900 Like Fetty Wap for example

00:59:44.760 You know Fetty Wap?

00:59:45.860 Yeah

00:59:46.000 1738?

00:59:47.280 Yeah

00:59:47.540 Like we all remember the Fetty Wap hits

00:59:50.000 And they're great

00:59:52.360 I love Fetty Wap

00:59:53.740 But apparently

00:59:54.500 he wasn't feeling

00:59:56.120 like pop was his lane

00:59:59.140 so he went to the mixtape type

01:00:00.920 route and you know when's the last time

01:00:03.120 you heard a Fetty Wap song? B.O.B. did the

01:00:05.180 same thing so I'm

01:00:07.060 if you're

01:00:09.240 doing it and you're not worried about making hits

01:00:11.160 and just making some dope ass music absolutely

01:00:13.000 absolutely right I'm just wondering like

01:00:14.920 cause you did also iterate that you want to be the biggest

01:00:17.140 rapper and actor in the world and it might

01:00:19.140 be hard to do that if you don't got hits

01:00:20.540 I'm not gonna be the biggest

01:00:22.960 But I want to be the most versatile actor slash rapper,

01:00:29.060 the most skillful, talented actor slash rapper in the world.

01:00:32.060 Who's that right now?

01:00:32.800 Who is that right now?

01:00:34.360 Right now.

01:00:35.260 Listen, listen, listen.

01:00:36.680 Yo, 50.

01:00:37.100 Yo, 50. 0.56

01:00:38.580 50, you heard?

01:00:39.340 First of all, 50, I need my money, bro.

01:00:41.580 I need my money, 50.

01:00:43.100 50 owes you money?

01:00:44.060 Yes.

01:00:44.700 Whoa.

01:00:45.200 Yes.

01:00:45.700 Or what? 1.00

01:00:46.900 I see all this shit. 1.00

01:00:48.200 What, you're flipping it back on him? 1.00

01:00:49.940 Oh, yeah.

01:00:50.480 50 owe me.

01:00:51.560 Because he said little Bow Wow owes him money from last week.

01:00:54.360 Bow Wow was ready to pay him.

01:00:55.860 50 owes me money.

01:00:57.760 And he blocked me too now.

01:01:00.500 But 50 owes me money.

01:01:01.320 You got blocked by 50 cents?

01:01:03.040 Yeah, you go.

01:01:03.700 How do you be the biggest troller in the world?

01:01:05.820 And then you, anyway, 50 cent owes me money because back when,

01:01:11.680 before Get Rich or Die Trying, his movie, his first movie came out,

01:01:15.380 the director, they brought me, Taraji P. Henson, Omar Miller,

01:01:20.960 and this other actor to this exclusive hotel in Hollywood

01:01:25.680 because they wanted us to work with 50

01:01:29.360 before they started in the movie, right?

01:01:31.820 So we went to this hotel to work with him

01:01:34.220 to get him ready for the movie.

01:01:37.320 Now, only one of us actually ended up being in the movie.

01:01:43.020 And I helped train him.

01:01:45.280 I helped, you know, get him in.

01:01:47.080 Oh, so he was your client?

01:01:48.040 not technically he wasn't my client but i assisted but was there any sort of agreement 0.89

01:01:54.320 i didn't get paid for that i didn't get paid for that i i never got in any of the damn 0.58

01:02:03.860 did they say you were gonna get paid movies the listen at the time get out of here at the time 0.55

01:02:09.760 when your agent hit you and they said listen jim sheridan wants specifically asking for you to come

01:02:16.140 and work with 50 Cent

01:02:18.120 in preparation for his new film

01:02:20.220 of course I'm just like yeah I'm down

01:02:22.200 I'm there you know what I'm saying

01:02:24.060 so I feel

01:02:26.180 like he

01:02:26.600 $250,000 I feel like

01:02:29.720 is

01:02:30.660 50 is about to get the strap

01:02:34.300 bro 50 is about to

01:02:36.260 get the strap bro you know

01:02:38.340 it get the strap 0.99

01:02:40.080 and then get my god damn $250,000 1.00

01:02:42.640 or fucking hire me 0.99

01:02:44.180 on one of those millions 1.00

01:02:45.560 I hope this gets on Twitter.

01:02:48.620 You think that seems steep?

01:02:49.920 Oh, hold on.

01:02:50.480 Let's go back to this conversation.

01:02:51.900 I want to have this conversation.

01:02:53.220 I want to have a genuine conversation.

01:02:55.340 Here we go.

01:02:55.860 When it comes to, you said, who's the best actor slash rapper, right?

01:02:59.460 All right.

01:03:00.120 Let's have this conversation.

01:03:01.500 Now, it's tough if you guys don't know my catalog.

01:03:05.700 Hey, I do.

01:03:06.300 First of all, I've been in over 60 TV shows and movies.

01:03:12.120 You can fact check that.

01:03:13.000 Got it right here.

01:03:13.780 Look at the IMDb.

01:03:14.920 i've been on it i've been in over 60 how long can a person scroll before his fingers hurt you see

01:03:19.500 this over six look at that and these are all different type of roles and characters right

01:03:24.500 i do comedy i do drama i do shakespeare right then you go to the music side of it i told you

01:03:32.100 like i you know i'm great at storytelling bars or like my music's be for itself so now if you take

01:03:38.940 both categories and you gotta

01:03:40.860 fuse those together, right?

01:03:42.820 Let's talk about it. Let's say

01:03:44.800 the actors slash rappers

01:03:46.560 and then let's look at where

01:03:48.880 I am compared to them. You wanna take

01:03:50.900 let's take my favorite.

01:03:52.720 My favorite is Will Smith. I think he's at the top

01:03:54.920 of this list, right?

01:03:56.800 Now, take away

01:03:58.440 hold on, wait, wait

01:04:00.480 I only say that sound because it's almost like

01:04:02.600 I don't even know if I consider Will Smith a rapper

01:04:05.000 Okay, so that's what I'm saying 0.99

01:04:06.620 But he's so high on the acting side, and plus you take the rapping shit, right? 0.99

01:04:11.860 And then it kind of balances itself out. 0.99

01:04:14.240 Who else do we got?

01:04:15.100 Who else is high up there?

01:04:16.260 People say Childish Gambino, right?

01:04:17.980 Because he's very talented.

01:04:19.580 But he does a lot of-

01:04:21.420 But not like 50.

01:04:22.800 But wait a minute.

01:04:23.660 Like 50's here, Childish Gambino's out the floor.

01:04:25.320 Hold on, let's talk about it.

01:04:26.920 You say the name because the name you just think of the popularity.

01:04:30.360 Let's look at the actual acting facts.

01:04:34.040 When I look at Childish Gambino, who I think is extremely talented, I've never been blown away by any of his performances.

01:04:42.600 I listen to his music.

01:04:43.640 Okay, yeah, This Is America, that sounds good.

01:04:46.220 He got stuff that sounds good.

01:04:47.840 But when you listen to his actual skill set of being able to rap and bar skill-wise, he's not comparing.

01:04:56.540 But look, I kind of hinted at this earlier.

01:04:59.160 If you're talking about versatility, you also got to talk about dilution.

01:05:04.040 And like Copernicus said this, I have to pull it up here.

01:05:07.060 This is a quote.

01:05:08.240 Explain dilution.

01:05:09.260 Dilution.

01:05:09.860 So if you're doing too many things, the value and the quality of what you're doing overall might decrease.

01:05:18.440 Listen to this quote, Copernicus.

01:05:20.840 The man with too many arms has no fingers.

01:05:25.980 What?

01:05:27.300 How is that possible?

01:05:29.240 Why?

01:05:29.800 I don't agree with that quote.

01:05:31.900 I don't think it's real.

01:05:34.040 That doesn't make sense to me

01:05:36.020 Cause I made it up

01:05:37.020 But do you see what I'm saying

01:05:37.980 Like

01:05:38.220 Do you see what I'm saying

01:05:39.060 No really like

01:05:39.700 You're diluting

01:05:41.100 Maybe

01:05:41.680 Maybe

01:05:42.240 Cause you're doing so many things

01:05:44.340 Music

01:05:46.640 Internet

01:05:47.700 Acting

01:05:48.860 It's okay

01:05:49.340 Being a dad

01:05:50.780 It's okay

01:05:51.300 When you putting all of yourself

01:05:53.140 Into those things

01:05:54.140 Listen

01:05:54.580 I have creative ADD

01:05:56.240 So I'm able to like

01:05:57.580 Move around

01:05:58.080 If I'm not doing a movie

01:05:59.480 At this time

01:06:00.120 Why wouldn't I go do

01:06:01.300 My album

01:06:01.920 But look

01:06:02.440 I wanna have a conversation

01:06:03.840 All right, so I got to go back.

01:06:05.220 I got to go back to 50.

01:06:06.680 Okay, 50-50.

01:06:07.240 So put out Get Rich or Die Trying,

01:06:09.480 potentially one of the greatest rap albums

01:06:11.540 in the history of the world.

01:06:12.440 Yeah.

01:06:12.680 History of the world.

01:06:13.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:13.800 Okay?

01:06:14.220 Top three greatest albums at least.

01:06:16.900 Yep.

01:06:17.700 Put out Get Rich or Die Trying, the movie,

01:06:20.300 which is quality, but also Power, 0.99

01:06:24.080 which is a great fucking television show. 0.86

01:06:26.280 And so now you've got two possibly like top 10 TV 0.98

01:06:31.200 and top three albums of all time not like i got 60 credits as an actor do you put 50 cent above

01:06:39.620 page kennedy as an actor can 50 cent do what i can do as an actor i don't have you seen 50 cent

01:06:46.340 do comedy no no you're right no you're right you're right on that so but but like say you

01:06:51.360 gave a one to ten rating on music and then movies right and he only got a six he's got a 12 on the

01:06:59.680 music or 10 on the music side obviously so then he's got a 16 what do you rate yourself i feel

01:07:05.060 like 50 cent like will be in a high category because his his his rapping is so high but i

01:07:11.560 feel like me as an actor is so much higher than him as an actor that it kind of balances out a lot

01:07:17.780 of people say eminem right they they they throw him in there right but i'm like first of all his

01:07:23.960 rapping is the top you can't get any higher than him as a rapper but as an actor we haven't even

01:07:28.940 had an opportunity to see

01:07:30.640 him. We saw 8 Mile, and we

01:07:32.940 saw The Wash. And the interview.

01:07:35.320 He did good. And the interview,

01:07:36.880 he played himself

01:07:38.580 in the interview. It was funny. But

01:07:40.520 what do we know about his skill set

01:07:42.800 as an actor? We haven't had an opportunity

01:07:44.940 to see how...

01:07:47.060 Well, because maybe

01:07:48.120 he, instead of 0.54

01:07:50.420 diluting, he's like,

01:07:52.860 yo, I'm just going to do music. When I have a chance,

01:07:54.800 I'll do movies. And he became great.

01:07:57.000 And by the way, I'm sort of being hypocritical. 0.99

01:07:58.940 I do fucking everything. 0.99

01:08:00.220 So, like, I don't know. 0.99

01:08:01.100 Couple more.

01:08:01.800 Another big one.

01:08:02.940 Common.

01:08:03.520 Common is high on my list.

01:08:06.400 Common is very high on my list.

01:08:08.340 Quality music to the highest degree and extremely good acting.

01:08:12.840 But we're talking...

01:08:14.460 Common is acting.

01:08:15.720 Common acting is great.

01:08:17.080 Basic white boy is a rock with the eh on Common. 1.00

01:08:20.480 Common is a well-known fuck. 1.00

01:08:22.120 No, no, I like his acting. 1.00

01:08:23.600 I like his acting, bro.

01:08:24.260 I think his acting is great.

01:08:25.600 But, listen, we have to talk now, right?

01:08:29.360 Because we're talking about now.

01:08:30.780 That's why when people bring up Ice Cube, who is a legend, right?

01:08:34.640 When people bring up Ice Cube, hold on.

01:08:36.600 But if you talk about the rapping now,

01:08:39.040 Ice Cube just came out with an album two months ago

01:08:41.340 that I was literally listening to today at the gym.

01:08:44.380 As a rapper, right now, I'm rapping better than Ice Cube right now.

01:08:49.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:49.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:50.320 My skill set as an actor is higher than Ice Cube.

01:08:53.820 as you know ice cream is never going to be the star comedian of his he's going to have the

01:08:59.000 comedian i have a song here oh yeah let's just listen to a little bit because i we've given no

01:09:04.540 context speaking of storytelling can you play this or no uh i probably like let's see if i

01:09:09.580 can play this um it looks like i can't play this no no that's not what i mean i mean for

01:09:14.040 copyright yeah yeah i presume hey when you walked over here do one of your paddle feet hit the uh

01:09:20.640 Hit the auxiliary cord. 0.99

01:09:23.060 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:09:24.200 Technical difficulties. 0.99

01:09:26.020 So Paige, something that happens on the set is just everything goes wrong.

01:09:29.000 Let's see.

01:09:38.840 I'm sorry.

01:09:39.620 I'm sorry that I'm yelling, but it's just getting so frustrating.

01:09:43.460 You know what I mean? 0.97

01:09:44.220 Because like shit was so good with us before. 1.00

01:09:46.960 And then all of a sudden it turned to some other shit. 1.00

01:09:48.940 and get to like three quarters in 0.99

01:09:51.300 so you can see the back and forth.

01:09:53.600 Yeah.

01:10:18.940 I like this duo.

01:10:22.820 You guys remind me of me and Jake, actually.

01:10:25.560 But you see how we're having a conversation

01:10:28.440 and it's in the rap?

01:10:32.240 That's like creative.

01:10:33.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:34.160 That's like content.

01:10:35.420 Her name is 3D, not T.

01:10:36.840 No, not that. 0.91

01:10:37.500 Who's the other big rap video 0.80

01:10:39.120 that did that back and forth 1.00

01:10:40.160 between the dude and the chick? 1.00

01:10:41.620 Jordan Lucas.

01:10:42.640 No, wait.

01:10:43.040 No, wait back in like...

01:10:45.320 I'll find it.

01:10:46.080 I'll find it.

01:10:46.700 I'll show it to you.

01:10:47.540 there's another really good back and forth yeah you're missing one rapper actually who

01:10:51.620 LLQJ oh yeah LLQJ legend but he is not rapping what about Mark Wahlberg right now what about

01:11:02.240 Marky Mark back with Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark so it's a conversation right it's a conversation

01:11:07.600 it's a conversation to put me like if you if you take when we're taking away success right we're

01:11:14.820 not talking about who has the most money who's more popular like all of them like they were they

01:11:18.860 were rappers first they already had this big huge fan but you know we're taking away that we're

01:11:22.720 literally just talking about the skill set of the art of it when you compare the two you have to put

01:11:28.880 me in a conversation how about this best rapper actor viner combination of all time you got that

01:11:37.280 easy let's go 0.99

01:11:39.240 he said you got that one the other ones i put your ass like 17 you might you might be like 17 0.99

01:11:45.600 on the list but it's a conversation like you said it's a conversation i look look look i want to do 0.97

01:11:50.340 i want to go to the audio only because i do have a a meeting in 40 minutes oh that producer actor

01:11:56.220 audio audio only so it's super crazy it's basically like this but it's just audio only oh yeah okay

01:12:02.460 so you see those cameras yeah they're not transmitting visual oh just audio only

01:12:07.040 And that is audio

01:12:07.840 Hey Paige Kennedy

01:12:08.940 Thank you for coming out

01:12:09.660 And bounce with my guy

01:12:10.700 My guy

01:12:11.800 For real

01:12:12.400 Where can they find you on social

01:12:13.480 I'm trying to get to a million followers

01:12:17.000 Oh you're close

01:12:17.700 On Instagram

01:12:18.900 I keep losing

01:12:20.160 And I'm on the biggest podcast in the world

01:12:23.440 Facts

01:12:23.820 I want to see how strong this podcast is

01:12:27.340 If you can get Paige Kennedy

01:12:28.740 This is a GoFundMe

01:12:30.600 To get Paige Kennedy to a million followers

01:12:32.920 You're 90,000 away right now 0.99

01:12:34.760 I bet we could drive

01:12:36.000 Yo, go follow Page Kennedy on Instagram.

01:12:38.540 Even if you unfollow him in like two weeks.

01:12:40.440 What do you think?

01:12:40.840 500, 600 followers?

01:12:42.340 No.

01:12:43.180 What?

01:12:43.760 This is the biggest podcast in the world.

01:12:45.780 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:46.220 Everybody watches.

01:12:47.100 Go follow Page Kennedy.

01:12:47.820 What I'm concerned is I don't know if they've made it this far.

01:12:50.840 Like, I feel like most of the time, being honest, most of the time.

01:12:54.700 I lost them when I started getting into the depression.

01:12:56.320 No, no, it's not you.

01:12:57.000 I think when I say, hey, I think we want to go to audio only, I would presume that most people click off.

01:13:01.960 Hey, let us know if you don't, though, in the comments below.

01:13:04.000 Yeah, if you hear this, if you hear this comment, write it in the comments.

01:13:09.380 After you follow at Paige Kennedy. 0.99

01:13:11.720 Pigs like to eat pineapples in paradise.

01:13:16.400 A little bit long, dude, but I know what's going on.

01:13:19.280 Hey, Spotify, iTunes, audio only right now.

01:13:21.320 And Pulse is the number one podcast in the world.

01:13:22.940 Thank you guys.

01:13:23.400 We'll see you next time, Pidge.

01:13:24.840 Here we are.

01:13:26.080 It's crazy.

01:13:26.620 How does it feel different, huh?

01:13:28.100 Yeah, there's nothing going on.

01:13:29.440 It's like weird.

01:13:29.920 It almost feels like

01:13:32.360 You know when all the 1.00

01:13:34.200 Viners would be in the house and somebody 1.00

01:13:36.200 Pick up their phone and they're like yeah we all

01:13:38.260 Here in the way and everybody like turn up

01:13:40.300 And they're like yeah and then they stop

01:13:42.260 And then everybody just go right back

01:13:43.400 Instagram versus reality bro that's how it is

01:13:45.300 I feel like that just happened like oh I guess I can turn off now

01:13:48.220 But just imagine right now dude if you want to

01:13:50.340 You'd pick your nose

01:13:51.600 Nobody would see it but no one would see it

01:13:54.080 Unless we clip it and put it on

01:13:55.640 We won't though because our cameraman is back in vegan

01:13:58.200 Sitting mode

01:13:59.100 He's gone. 0.99

01:13:59.680 I'm not clipping shit. 0.99

01:14:00.620 Look at him. 0.96

01:14:01.260 Hey, man, you feel like you're being supported properly by the platforms that you post on?

01:14:06.340 No, not at all.

01:14:07.520 Why not?

01:14:07.820 I feel like everything, well, for me, all of my social media platforms have kind of died out.

01:14:17.460 And I don't know if it's died out in comparison to the numbers that I have, right?

01:14:22.000 Because I feel like I've had these numbers for so long that maybe those people that were on there supporting at that time

01:14:28.420 are no longer you know like the followers on youtube that i had from before they're not on

01:14:34.580 youtube no more now they're older they're like you know they were probably like 17 now they're

01:14:38.900 like in college somewhere are they yeah you know what i mean so i i feel like all my numbers on

01:14:43.900 every platform has like plummeted but why what does it have to do with the the actual platform

01:14:51.380 itself supporting you like how would you like to be supported differently you mean by the actual

01:14:56.820 By the people like the suits over at Instagram.

01:14:59.180 Is YouTube recommending you?

01:15:01.320 Is Instagram putting you on the explore page?

01:15:03.460 Have they ever reached out to you?

01:15:04.540 No, they haven't.

01:15:05.360 I have no contact with anybody.

01:15:07.980 You don't know Graham?

01:15:08.840 Nope.

01:15:10.020 Is that, is that, is that, is Graham the name of Instagram?

01:15:13.600 Yeah.

01:15:14.060 Instagram. 1.00

01:15:14.620 Do you ever, do you ever think to yourself, fuck it, who needs them? 1.00

01:15:19.900 Yeah, maybe neither. 1.00

01:15:21.520 I need them.

01:15:23.100 I like them. 1.00

01:15:23.880 I don't know, like listen to this shit. 0.99

01:15:24.880 I like them very much. 0.99

01:15:25.640 You ever driven down the PCH before, down Highway 1?

01:15:28.860 Yeah.

01:15:29.220 When you're driving down Highway 1,

01:15:30.580 you're on your way from, let's call it San Francisco,

01:15:32.480 down to Santa Cruz.

01:15:34.600 They got these little farms where they grow kiwis.

01:15:40.020 You don't need social media followers to grow kiwis

01:15:42.280 and sell kiwis on the PCH. 0.91

01:15:43.560 Oh, he is right. 1.00

01:15:44.800 You know what I'm saying?

01:15:45.360 Like, you ever think, just something to think about.

01:15:46.580 Like, you mean just, like, in regular life?

01:15:48.580 Yeah, just imagine.

01:15:49.440 I don't need it. 0.97

01:15:50.480 But you can grow kiwis. 0.99

01:15:51.340 No, well, imagine you can grow kiwis.

01:15:52.740 Or, by the way, open a food truck.

01:15:54.660 or what i would do if i were you this is a big one is start a bookstore a book called turn the page

01:16:01.460 all right you open a bookstore no social media it's one of the classic la reused bookstores

01:16:08.760 it's in west hollywood no social media people walk by it you serve you know craft beer that

01:16:13.320 you don't drink because you don't drink and now you've got craft beer and books turn the page 0.99

01:16:17.780 no social media needed fuck instagram fuck youtube and fuck the haters what if i told you though 1.00

01:16:22.620 Unfortunately 1.00

01:16:23.460 Bookstores are going out of business

01:16:26.480 They're the same way as my Instagram

01:16:27.900 They did

01:16:29.380 Like what's the

01:16:30.760 They just closed a store on Melrose

01:16:34.060 That sold plays

01:16:35.200 Sam French play store

01:16:39.000 Bookstore

01:16:39.800 Closed it's gone

01:16:41.260 That's where I got my plays bro

01:16:43.280 When I would come and do acting class

01:16:45.100 The first couple years I was here in LA

01:16:46.820 They closed it man

01:16:48.800 And I'm just saying

01:16:50.220 People don't know how to read nowadays

01:16:52.600 They're forgetting how to read

01:16:53.800 Their ability to process words

01:16:55.280 I don't think people read as much anymore

01:16:57.620 No

01:16:58.200 There's so much good visual content

01:17:01.480 And yo, actually during this episode

01:17:03.640 This thought crossed my mind

01:17:04.880 When we were talking about Shakespeare and stuff

01:17:07.100 I remember reading Shakespeare in high school

01:17:09.460 And I thoroughly hated it

01:17:11.620 Like don't take this offensively

01:17:12.980 I thoroughly hated it 0.99

01:17:14.780 I was like what the fuck is this 1.00

01:17:16.440 Why do I have to read this bullshit 1.00

01:17:17.920 Something clicked for you 0.99

01:17:19.840 yeah because the teacher said to me you know your rapper right well shakespeare was the first rapper

01:17:24.360 and look at these stories oh he tricked you into thinking he was dope no he tricked me but then he 0.99

01:17:30.000 told then here's the problem i couldn't get to the stories because i couldn't get over the fucking 0.97

01:17:36.740 words so i couldn't understand yeah yeah that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying it's it's 0.96

01:17:42.160 almost another language so what like what's the even like i'll just say like the bible is hard

01:17:47.180 for me to read not only because i don't like reading but like right it's a weird that's a

01:17:51.040 weird type of scripture yeah and and some of the words and stories i just don't understand which

01:17:55.240 actually like when george tells me he reads the bible i didn't know george could read like i did

01:18:00.480 so that that impresses me i encourage people one of the things that you uh logan have always been

01:18:06.300 impressed with me on is my diction and my and my lexicon vocabulary my lexicon i encourage kids

01:18:14.720 that are listening to this

01:18:15.740 or young adults

01:18:16.560 or adults

01:18:17.060 or grandparents

01:18:17.620 or people that are dead even

01:18:18.900 to read the dictionary.

01:18:21.580 Read the dictionary.

01:18:22.160 Not read it,

01:18:22.720 but like open the book.

01:18:24.680 If you want to be cool,

01:18:25.940 kid,

01:18:26.200 you want to be cool,

01:18:27.120 don't use your finger. 1.00

01:18:27.920 Stick your dick 1.00

01:18:28.440 on a new word every day. 1.00

01:18:29.420 I want to study 1.00

01:18:30.440 that fucking word. 1.00

01:18:31.500 Learn that fucking word. 1.00

01:18:32.740 The best way to do it, 1.00

01:18:33.540 I think the best way

01:18:34.180 to do it

01:18:34.480 instead of just reading it,

01:18:35.560 learn like two,

01:18:36.980 three new words a day

01:18:37.800 and force yourself

01:18:38.520 to use them five times

01:18:39.660 in context per day.

01:18:40.900 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:41.520 The kids are listening 1.00

01:18:42.680 like these motherfuckers 1.00

01:18:44.040 over here pontificating that's what i'm saying like yo by the way boys that are listening to 1.00

01:18:49.680 this or or dudes or guys or even men your pussies that too but also also besides comedy which no 0.96

01:19:00.660 one will ever be able to which besides comedy which i choked on my spit besides comedy which 0.98

01:19:07.280 no one will ever be able to teach you to be honest with you no one will ever be able to

01:19:11.420 teach it to you either you're born with it or not i'll be i'll be honest i do not think you can

01:19:14.800 learn comedy and wit and timing you can't i don't think it's teachable beyond time uh comedy there's 1.00

01:19:20.640 one thing that could drop a girl's drawers is what a really thick vocab girls like words dude 0.99

01:19:28.840 they like a guy dangerous diction yeah dude ludicrous lexicon they like when you pull those 0.83

01:19:34.220 words out in like a regular conversation you're like you know it's just crazy there's really been

01:19:39.060 a litany of good bands

01:19:40.100 at this in LA

01:19:41.000 you're like

01:19:41.860 you just use a word

01:19:42.560 that they're not

01:19:43.040 and they're like

01:19:43.660 wow he's got

01:19:44.400 he's used his big words 1.00

01:19:45.760 he's probably got a big dick 1.00

01:19:46.700 so it's 1.00

01:19:48.160 it's either rap 1.00

01:19:49.200 fuck 1.00

01:19:50.120 what the hell 1.00

01:19:50.860 it's either 0.88

01:19:51.740 sorry

01:19:52.040 it's either comedy

01:19:52.860 diction

01:19:53.860 or mozzarella sticks

01:19:55.360 and I say mozzarella sticks 1.00

01:19:56.140 the easiest shit ever 0.99

01:19:57.140 just buy mozzarella sticks 0.99

01:19:58.440 mozzarella sticks

01:19:59.340 easy

01:19:59.720 think about it

01:20:00.900 is that

01:20:01.360 hell yes

01:20:02.560 is that like a precursor

01:20:03.620 like yeah you see the shape of this

01:20:05.000 my diction

01:20:05.840 is dangerous

01:20:07.220 my lexicon

01:20:08.880 is ludicrous. 0.87

01:20:10.420 My vernacular 0.95

01:20:11.200 is vast.

01:20:12.920 I speak with nimble

01:20:13.740 nomenclature,

01:20:14.840 phenomenal phraseology, 0.61

01:20:16.380 ridiculous rhetoric, 0.94

01:20:17.740 and calculated context. 1.00

01:20:19.560 An orgasmic orator

01:20:20.660 with vivid vocabulary

01:20:21.780 with living linguistics,

01:20:24.100 eloquent elocution,

01:20:25.500 dapper dialect,

01:20:26.460 unbelievable utterance,

01:20:27.980 and juicy jargon. 1.00

01:20:29.220 Damn, he over here 0.99

01:20:30.480 with the alliteration 1.00

01:20:31.820 on y'all ass. 1.00

01:20:33.040 He hit you with 1.00

01:20:33.720 the alliteration.

01:20:34.880 I love my figures of speech.

01:20:35.680 Y'all even know

01:20:36.420 what alliteration is?

01:20:37.240 I love my figures of speech.

01:20:37.920 It's just the sound of words.

01:20:39.440 The sound of how you say them.

01:20:41.100 Not quite.

01:20:41.800 Sort of.

01:20:42.820 Like alliteration.

01:20:43.960 Things that sound.

01:20:45.120 Alliteration are all the words that.

01:20:46.500 The same sound at the beginning of the.

01:20:47.960 Sound.

01:20:48.800 It just has the first letter of, so it's like all A words are all U words that start with

01:20:54.360 a.

01:20:54.380 Let's look up the definition.

01:20:55.440 I just told it to you.

01:20:56.580 He just told you, bro.

01:20:57.400 No, no, no.

01:20:57.860 Listen, I am a wordsmith.

01:20:59.800 That's what I do.

01:21:00.780 Ah, a wordsmith.

01:21:01.860 I'm a wordsmith.

01:21:02.040 And I'm a social engineer.

01:21:03.200 The occurrence of the same letter or sound at the beginning of the adjacent or closer

01:21:06.140 connect the words what i said bro as well as page we're all three of us right well not you i said

01:21:10.420 the sound the same sound no no it's not the same sound it's like occurrence of the same letter or 0.99

01:21:14.700 sound all you words in a sentence the fuck you mike so you're what you're saying is we're all 0.97

01:21:20.320 right someone's right sound but he used here like this watch this here's a sound like utter 0.99

01:21:26.680 here's a sound

01:21:29.940 Played the same one twice

01:21:33.000 That has nothing to do with alliteration

01:21:35.320 What I just did

01:21:35.940 No 1.00

01:21:36.300 Completely threw you off your fucking rhythm 1.00

01:21:37.880 No you got 1.00

01:21:38.560 It has to start with the first letter

01:21:40.320 Listen here

01:21:41.900 So bad baby

01:21:42.580 Brad

01:21:44.240 Brazy

01:21:45.440 Yes

01:21:46.120 That's alliteration

01:21:47.160 Listen here 0.72

01:21:47.680 You illiterate 1.00

01:21:49.000 Illiterate 1.00

01:21:50.280 Illegitimate

01:21:51.660 Nope 1.00

01:21:53.060 Idiot 1.00

01:21:54.140 Illegitimate idiot 1.00

01:21:55.340 You illegitimate idiot 1.00

01:21:57.100 Something's going on 1.00

01:21:58.520 Alright there you go

01:21:59.380 That's it

01:22:00.760 There you go

01:22:01.480 Logan just puked in his mouth

01:22:03.460 Well something's happening

01:22:04.400 Inside my body

01:22:05.000 Let's take a question

01:22:05.680 From a fan

01:22:06.240 Do you have one?

01:22:09.360 Like

01:22:09.800 I don't

01:22:10.600 Here comes one

01:22:12.660 No remember at the beginning

01:22:13.380 Episode I said

01:22:14.080 How full I was

01:22:15.080 And like I'm really

01:22:15.980 It's coming out

01:22:17.440 Why hasn't Shannon 0.91

01:22:18.460 The Cannon

01:22:19.120 Been on Impulsive yet?

01:22:20.580 Oh Shannon Briggs

01:22:21.200 Do you know who that is?

01:22:22.080 No

01:22:22.320 So why are you doing

01:22:24.000 This right now?

01:22:24.700 I don't know

01:22:25.220 Hey let's

01:22:27.620 Let's take a Polaroid

01:22:28.520 And wrap it up

01:22:29.080 I gotta go to this meeting

01:22:30.200 Pedro thank you bro

01:22:31.340 for real

01:22:32.000 for coming on

01:22:32.760 thank you

01:22:33.700 the number one

01:22:34.540 we'll see you next time

01:22:37.160 bye guys

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