Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THE GABBIE SHOW IS DEAD - IMPAULSIVE EP. 91

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00:02:12.500 Emphasis on hot, by the way.

00:02:13.740 You are steaming.

00:02:15.120 I know.

00:02:15.500 I'd like to take you to a lake and put you in a canoe. 1.00

00:02:18.100 What the fuck? 1.00

00:02:20.600 What does that mean? 1.00

00:02:22.500 Don't worry about it.

00:02:28.580 I saw Mike walk into the kitchen

00:02:32.940 earlier before we were about to start 0.97

00:02:34.960 and I saw his nipples were protruding 0.97

00:02:36.760 through his shirt 0.99

00:02:37.360 so he taped his nipples 0.99

00:02:38.980 I'm going to blow this 1.00

00:02:41.240 there's no tape

00:02:43.000 I'll tell you this

00:02:43.860 we've got multiple violent issues

00:02:47.380 to discuss on today's podcast

00:02:48.740 big topics

00:02:50.660 not just nipples 0.98

00:02:52.420 I'll start off with this 0.96

00:02:53.520 I'm going to take my Invisalign off of this

00:02:55.040 I'm going to take my gum out

00:02:57.620 just put it in oh my god the man this is serious i don't know how much you know about this the guy

00:03:03.540 who i slapped in the uh in the slap video who i clearly knocked out cold yeah yeah is now two

00:03:12.540 weeks later going online and saying it's fake and saying that if he didn't go down he wouldn't

00:03:19.520 have gotten paid we paid for your flights we paid you three hundred dollars to get out here 0.76

00:03:24.300 and teach me how to slap based on how hard I hit you. 0.99

00:03:27.980 And I knocked you out. 0.93

00:03:30.120 So you couldn't do that because you're the slap master

00:03:32.960 and not what you're embarrassed

00:03:34.020 or you're rescinding on your original story. 1.00

00:03:36.380 Shut the fuck up, guy. 1.00

00:03:37.960 You got some big balls and now I'm mad. 1.00

00:03:40.480 It's none of that. 1.00

00:03:41.440 It's none of that.

00:03:42.240 He's not rescinding.

00:03:43.660 He's not putting out a lie

00:03:45.660 because he's embarrassed of what happened to him.

00:03:48.640 He is doing this because he knows there's an opportunity 0.98

00:03:51.400 to get more views on his fucking page guess what you won bro you won here's the bad news and i 0.99

00:03:58.120 warned you this is not gonna end well for you he challenged me to a boxing match and he went 0.99

00:04:03.620 further and said he would also do an mma match guy you're crazy so yes i'm gonna box this dude 0.99

00:04:09.060 next tuesday here at the maverick house and i'm gonna knock you the fuck out and this time you're 0.98

00:04:13.980 not gonna be able to say it's fake and you're gonna admit that you were lying about the first 0.98

00:04:17.280 time because my when my credibility is on the line especially after everything i've been through 0.99

00:04:21.920 it's the only thing i have now bro my authenticity and my genuineness that's why people fuck with me 0.70

00:04:27.620 why don't you just release uh the behind the scenes behind the scenes audio i will in the 0.79

00:04:32.920 recap video we make about the boxing match so you're really gonna be a full you're just gonna

00:04:37.040 so just for so just for everyone to understand you can say right now on this show that there

00:04:43.560 was no contract beforehand that said you're getting knocked out no contract that said you 0.99

00:04:48.240 won't get paid all of that shit is bullshit he signed a waiver that said if you are hurt here 0.99

00:04:53.660 you can't sue us by the way he was hurt here and just so he didn't sue us we paid him extra 1.00

00:05:00.080 fucking money that's what i said so afterwards i was talking to him he's like i have a i don't 0.94

00:05:04.800 i have a family who brought me here who hit me how did i get knocked out 0.99

00:05:11.280 he was like a little baby bro and so i felt bad i felt like i literally took a piece of his brain

00:05:16.860 with my hand so i i uh i paid him 2500 bucks i believe just because he kept saying he had a

00:05:22.900 family and kids and he's like i don't want you to post that video and i didn't want any sort of legal

00:05:27.360 uh uh ramifications nice nice words we got there on the same time and so uh we we filmed us

00:05:35.060 sending him the money through paypal and this whole thing is just like and and he signed the

00:05:41.100 nda as well as the waiver so i'm sure we could take i'm not gonna but i'm sure we could take

00:05:45.760 some sort of legal action for lying about what went down here that day correct like there he's 0.74

00:05:51.020 he could probably be in like actual legal trouble you're lucky i'm not a bitch and i'm gonna settle 0.94

00:05:54.660 this by crushing her face which might be worse but i'm not two two more quick things on it one 0.97

00:06:00.380 if he was acting you are get this man in oscar bro where were you doing where were you doing

00:06:09.280 flathead bro because you can act g he literally the soul left his body yeah gone that's i've

00:06:16.580 never seen any actor that has been able to do that no i've seen actors cry on cue we've seen

00:06:22.960 of course i've never seen an actor exit the three third dimension go to another world how did he do

00:06:28.860 it two and yeah when all things had shut down and all was quiet and he had gotten his payment

00:06:33.840 and the video was coming out the day after the slap no one knows this except for logan and some

00:06:39.040 of the people in the house he showed up to a lunch i was having with bank some other dudes

00:06:42.820 from phase like whatever all just sitting there and i posted on my instagram story with the 0.97

00:06:47.380 restaurant i was at the korean barbecue out of nowhere i see this fucking giant meatball walking 0.98

00:06:53.740 up to the fucking door and i go here we go the dude logan just slacked he comes and he's like 0.99

00:06:58.580 yo mike i talked to you i go let's fucking go outside where'd you with banks i was with banks 0.99

00:07:02.240 banks stood up i go sit down we go outside i'm standing out in front in front with him just me 0.93

00:07:07.980 and him talking i'm like yo like what's good and he's like hey man i just want to say like

00:07:13.240 I think there's an opportunity for me on the podcast, bro. 0.99

00:07:16.340 You clout-chasing bitch. 1.00

00:07:17.680 And I'm like, I know exactly where this shit's going. 1.00

00:07:20.920 So you're prepared to give him that clout? 0.99

00:07:23.100 He's going to give it to him.

00:07:23.900 Here's why I'm prepared.

00:07:26.600 From now on, anything he says or does for the rest of his life,

00:07:29.600 no one will ever believe him.

00:07:31.060 I'm here to validate my name.

00:07:32.960 Maybe there's a little bit of pride involved.

00:07:34.700 And more importantly, for the Logang, 0.99

00:07:36.860 I think we're going to make a sick piece of content.

00:07:38.480 I think we're going to make a sick piece of content.

00:07:40.760 The other part of me is like the only problem.

00:07:42.220 This is Ivan Drago part two, which also we've said a thousand times.

00:07:44.980 It wasn't fake. 0.99

00:07:45.800 None of the boxing shit's fake. 0.99

00:07:47.360 The other problem too is no one believes him anyways right now. 0.99

00:07:52.440 So it's like you're not fighting for your credibility because no one believes him.

00:07:55.620 I'm sort of having fun with it.

00:07:57.060 But yeah, I've swallowed the pill of like, I'm going to give him clout.

00:07:59.300 Like who cares? 1.00

00:07:59.900 But like he's a piece of shit, bro. 1.00

00:08:01.880 He pays people $2, men and women, to slap them in the face. 1.00

00:08:05.200 Like crackheads and shit. 1.00

00:08:06.280 He harasses homeless people. 1.00

00:08:08.000 I have my editor, um, pulling all the videos from his Instagram right now when we make

00:08:11.800 the, uh, when we make the comparison, but yeah, exposed, huh?

00:08:15.940 Yeah.

00:08:16.220 You want it?

00:08:16.740 You want to, uh, jump to the next one?

00:08:18.160 The other violent situation?

00:08:19.240 Yeah.

00:08:19.500 It's not violent, but we were, well, we were talking to, uh, uh, Jeff, Jeff Witek last

00:08:24.860 night, um, because we had, we had that little back and forth or it wasn't even a back and

00:08:28.600 forth.

00:08:28.760 I just said, uh, um, called him out, called him out because of something he said in the

00:08:33.140 podcast.

00:08:33.580 It was a misunderstanding.

00:08:34.940 I FaceTimed him last night.

00:08:36.320 Jeff, again, I apologize for taking me so long.

00:08:38.480 The past week has been crazy.

00:08:39.620 But, yeah, we cleared the air a little bit because last night on a podcast that was released, he said something like the Paul brothers don't know how to take jokes.

00:08:50.480 And if something happens to either of them, it's not my fault.

00:08:53.120 If anything happens to Logan or his crew, it wasn't me who did it.

00:08:57.980 And, like, where I'm from, that's a threat.

00:09:01.460 That's a loose threat.

00:09:02.400 Like, yo, it wasn't me that did it. 0.99

00:09:03.580 So, like, no face, no case type shit. 0.94

00:09:05.300 But he was upset because I took so long to, I was supposed to call him earlier. 0.96

00:09:09.520 We were supposed to text him and call him.

00:09:10.100 That was our fault.

00:09:10.840 I was like texting him when we were on a flight and I was supposed to call him when I got off. 1.00

00:09:13.620 I dropped the fucking ball. 0.97

00:09:14.480 I'm sorry, Jeff. 0.99

00:09:15.080 Anyways, it wasn't a threat either. 0.96

00:09:16.700 And just to clear the air even more, we found out that what he was saying was not even about the fucking suicide forest. 0.97

00:09:23.740 Like it was just an inside joke between him and like his boys. 0.97

00:09:26.500 And so this whole thing like got misconstrued.

00:09:28.820 Well, not quite, David. 0.99

00:09:30.700 Let's fucking go. 0.99

00:09:31.920 I'm just kidding. 0.99

00:09:32.820 I'm just kidding.

00:09:33.360 David, you know, I love you.

00:09:34.720 hard feelings. But one thing we did notice too

00:09:37.180 was like it got to a point last night

00:09:39.180 where I guess because Logan you had that

00:09:41.060 FaceTime with him where he was basically like

00:09:42.820 yo like I just want to

00:09:45.100 let you know like if we go down

00:09:47.120 this road like. He said it's not going to be smart

00:09:49.000 for either of us. It's not going to be smart for either of us. It was almost like yo

00:09:51.060 I'm about it. You're about it.

00:09:52.940 Like because we're about it as much as he is

00:09:55.020 and it was about to go to a bad place. Where do you think

00:09:57.120 it would have gone to? I'm curious. Don't even

00:09:59.080 No? No. No not worth it?

00:10:01.140 Alright. Who not? No I'm not. I was going to get into it

00:10:03.100 I was just going to say who fucking nowhere. 0.97

00:10:04.720 To throw darts at the dartboard. 0.97

00:10:06.460 Darts at a dartboard.

00:10:07.240 You guys would put floaties on and play the game of chicken.

00:10:09.560 Nothing was going to happen. 0.99

00:10:10.460 Bro, I've never done any fucking dirt, bro. 0.97

00:10:13.440 Bro, things are happening in general. 0.98

00:10:16.000 Yeah, we got Hitman too, so I mean, that's good.

00:10:18.160 You can't say that.

00:10:19.560 Hitman?

00:10:20.080 They're just dope? 0.58

00:10:20.760 No, hip men.

00:10:21.720 Yeah.

00:10:21.940 Oh, Hitman. 1.00

00:10:22.540 They have more than one hips? 1.00

00:10:23.740 Yeah.

00:10:24.020 Jeff, I'm happy we squashed it.

00:10:25.880 Logan's happy we squashed it. 1.00

00:10:27.020 You're going to be on this fucking show. 1.00

00:10:28.240 We're going to be talking about jail, drugs, sex, and fucking elephants. 1.00

00:10:32.920 All the things. 0.99

00:10:33.100 All right, yo, let's introduce our guest, dude. 0.84

00:10:35.620 This is going to be fucking awesome, if I'm being honest with you.

00:10:38.100 Introducing an OG web star, now a creator slash singer with over 10 million followers on social media. 0.98

00:10:44.780 She's a great girl with a great heart and great hair.

00:10:48.880 You're saying gray or gray?

00:10:49.840 It's Gabby Hanna.

00:10:53.760 Oh, man.

00:10:54.660 We're talking about elephants and what was it?

00:10:56.520 Sex and drugs?

00:10:57.720 Sex, drugs, jail, and elephants. 0.92

00:11:00.160 Oh, awesome.

00:11:00.740 I'm an expert in all of those.

00:11:02.240 That's good.

00:11:02.880 Really?

00:11:03.100 show oh yeah that's amazing is that your invisalign yeah i should i put it back in i took it out for

00:11:07.000 the intro do you have a lisp uh when you do it no but my oh my teeth um aren't as white when i wear

00:11:13.420 them i feel no opposite i feel like when i put an invisalign my teeth are so shiny and white and

00:11:18.480 bright not at the end of your two-week cycle they aren't that is true how do you keep those

00:11:22.500 ships white do you brush them yeah all the time but they still get like kind of dirty no you gotta

00:11:27.560 put them in the denture stuff you can't really tell that i know but i ran out oh man you can't

00:11:31.900 really tell see but like and also i do have a little bit of a lisp yeah i'll try and do it i

00:11:36.880 think you can afford more denture stuff though i was gonna get like postmates i was gonna oh

00:11:41.220 talking about like simple just like wash it simple washing i don't look you're talking science right

00:11:47.080 now that's not all i know is what you're gonna get veneers i was i not not gonna i asked my dentist

00:11:52.220 i was like hey guy my teeth could be a little more straight i thought about getting veneers what do

00:11:56.920 you think he's like nah man your teeth are great you just need to pull the one the ones down so

00:12:01.000 He hooked me up with Invisalign.

00:12:02.100 Great product.

00:12:02.700 Great band.

00:12:03.460 Brand first sponsor.

00:12:04.920 I'm just kidding.

00:12:06.240 We did not get sponsored by them.

00:12:07.780 But if you guys want to.

00:12:08.480 Did you say first sponsor?

00:12:09.780 We have not gotten sponsored yet.

00:12:10.520 We have no sponsor.

00:12:11.060 Well, one.

00:12:11.900 One.

00:12:12.620 Oh, we did have one.

00:12:13.780 On this podcast?

00:12:14.600 Yes.

00:12:14.900 Doesn't it get a ton of views?

00:12:16.000 So many.

00:12:16.460 It does.

00:12:16.860 I don't know if you've heard. 0.96

00:12:19.120 Well, my sponsor is Maverify Logan Paul, which, by the way, their products are fucking phenomenal. 0.80

00:12:22.880 They have been great to us. 0.92

00:12:24.720 They have been the greatest sponsor.

00:12:26.220 Yeah, I don't know if you knew.

00:12:26.580 Yeah, they gave me this shirt.

00:12:27.980 A whole thing happened.

00:12:28.760 It was cool.

00:12:29.460 With them.

00:12:29.760 I haven't heard of it

00:12:30.900 No need to recap that

00:12:33.360 I could hook you up

00:12:34.280 Hey so how you doing

00:12:36.080 Are you singing now

00:12:36.940 That's cool

00:12:37.460 Hey is the Gabby show dead

00:12:38.800 Where is she

00:12:39.280 It's been dead

00:12:39.700 I've rebranded that like two years ago

00:12:41.200 I had to let it go

00:12:42.660 It was too much

00:12:43.700 What do you mean

00:12:45.000 I mean I know

00:12:45.880 But I'm asking

00:12:46.440 Because like

00:12:46.860 We did Vine

00:12:48.500 At the same time

00:12:49.960 And I always knew you

00:12:50.740 As the Gabby show

00:12:51.400 And now you're Gabby Hannah

00:12:52.660 Like where's the show 0.99

00:12:53.540 Where is she at

00:12:54.300 The show is dead

00:12:55.320 Show's over kids

00:12:56.060 No don't say it like this

00:12:57.040 No it was like a whole

00:12:58.200 It was like a whole thing

00:12:59.740 I feel like I was just a different person at a different time.

00:13:01.940 It was?

00:13:02.520 Yeah.

00:13:02.780 Like I was literally being a show.

00:13:04.660 Like I was the Gabby show and I just wanted to be Gabby Hannah and be myself.

00:13:07.580 Well, isn't everything you do sort of a show?

00:13:09.680 Like you're a content creator.

00:13:10.880 Yeah, but I'm moving more into like art and music.

00:13:12.720 So the whole thing is I'm being authentic and putting out my authentic feelings and stuff like that.

00:13:17.100 So I would rather just be myself.

00:13:19.100 Art and music.

00:13:19.960 You're right.

00:13:20.480 Look at all these colors.

00:13:21.620 Look at all these colors.

00:13:22.420 You got pink.

00:13:22.920 You got yellow.

00:13:23.560 You got blue.

00:13:24.300 Yeah.

00:13:24.700 Wait, don't show my engagement.

00:13:25.720 It's not that good. 1.00

00:13:26.820 Bullshit. 1.00

00:13:27.860 Bullshit. 1.00

00:13:28.180 Show one where it's good. 1.00

00:13:29.120 What the F? 1.00

00:13:29.780 Your engagement's sick. 0.96

00:13:30.620 It's like, what, 10%? 1.00

00:13:31.760 Do one of my butt 0.99

00:13:32.540 or in the swimsuit or something. 0.99

00:13:33.520 This one?

00:13:34.180 No, that one's not even that good. 0.99

00:13:35.140 Show the swimsuit.

00:13:35.880 Not bad.

00:13:36.720 This one?

00:13:37.280 425?

00:13:38.080 You're at like 11% engagement.

00:13:39.660 That's sick.

00:13:40.280 Hey, yeah, you got to like let,

00:13:41.640 when you show a little bit of rolls,

00:13:43.100 people like it.

00:13:43.820 What do you mean rolls?

00:13:44.740 Like, I don't like to facetune my stomach

00:13:46.320 to not have rolls and be flat.

00:13:48.220 And I think that's why people like those.

00:13:50.080 That's awesome.

00:13:50.420 I also don't see rolls here, I will say.

00:13:53.080 I mean, it's definitely a good angle,

00:13:54.580 but you can see how my belly

00:13:56.260 he is like creased at the belly button.

00:13:57.680 This is crazy how open you are about this.

00:13:59.540 I just don't care.

00:14:00.720 You know what I mean?

00:14:01.400 But like, see that?

00:14:02.080 See, that's a roll.

00:14:02.700 The bottom crease. 0.99

00:14:03.200 Have you ran out of fucks? 0.99

00:14:04.240 Would you say? 1.00

00:14:05.340 Oh, look at that shot.

00:14:06.560 Were you falling?

00:14:07.640 Were you falling?

00:14:08.200 I fell off the chair.

00:14:09.820 Yeah, because I was trying to get sexier

00:14:11.640 and then I lost balance and tipped it.

00:14:13.380 Shout out to the cameraman for capturing that.

00:14:15.220 Speaking of falling off chairs, 0.99

00:14:16.640 what the fuck are these flies doing? 0.99

00:14:18.900 There's two of them. 0.99

00:14:19.800 I'm okay with one,

00:14:20.900 but now we got a problem. 0.96

00:14:22.120 Homie's brought his family.

00:14:23.360 The garage was open.

00:14:24.060 Are we in a garage right now?

00:14:25.340 I don't know.

00:14:25.740 Someone call it that.

00:14:26.720 There it is. 1.00

00:14:28.300 Are you fucking high? 1.00

00:14:29.700 Oh, I almost got it, bro. 1.00

00:14:31.240 That was close.

00:14:32.080 Use the Kong pillow. 1.00

00:14:32.740 Hey, Gabby, Hannah. 1.00

00:14:33.260 If you would have done that, that would have been game over.

00:14:35.220 Use the Kong pillow, bro.

00:14:36.280 Let him be worth his weight in pillows.

00:14:39.060 You're going to break a camera.

00:14:39.980 Nah, there's no chance.

00:14:40.640 I'm so sorry.

00:14:41.300 I got this track.

00:14:41.900 I have ADHD.

00:14:43.300 So, Gabby, Hannah, whoever that is, because I met you when you had a show.

00:14:48.040 We're going to find out.

00:14:48.920 Wait, hold on.

00:14:49.500 Oh, yes.

00:14:50.100 Y'all know each other.

00:14:50.900 I met this girl when she had a show.

00:14:52.460 Are you about to embarrass me?

00:14:53.600 Not at all.

00:14:54.300 Are you about to embarrass me?

00:14:56.340 Not at all.

00:14:57.380 Let me tell you this.

00:14:58.460 I met you at an event called Playlist.

00:15:02.760 Wait, hold on.

00:15:03.680 Are you going to embarrass me?

00:15:05.000 No, no, no.

00:15:05.700 You tell me when to stop.

00:15:06.940 Playlist 2015. 1.00

00:15:08.060 Fuck. 1.00

00:15:08.540 Now, Gabby Hannah didn't exist. 1.00

00:15:11.940 That Gabby show existed, okay?

00:15:13.600 Do you know the story?

00:15:14.420 No.

00:15:14.860 There's really no story.

00:15:15.880 Let's put it this way.

00:15:17.220 I'm anxious.

00:15:17.840 When I met you, you did not look like you did now. 0.99

00:15:20.620 You were just running around, ramping, doing crazy old shit, okay? 0.99

00:15:24.840 And so I'm at Playlist. 0.98

00:15:27.000 I had never, I had never been to like one of these events.

00:15:29.520 I was there representing a brand and I go in there and I meet you and Jenna

00:15:33.560 Marbles.

00:15:34.420 Okay.

00:15:34.840 Okay.

00:15:35.380 And so I meet Jenna and I'm like, yo, Jenna, what's up?

00:15:37.940 Wait, are you going to embarrass me?

00:15:39.280 Cause I don't know what this is.

00:15:40.220 Gabby, say it one more time, please. 1.00

00:15:41.860 And then I'm really going to fuck. 1.00

00:15:42.960 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:15:43.680 We just relax.

00:15:44.720 Who cares?

00:15:45.300 Just let me tell the story.

00:15:46.200 All right, go ahead.

00:15:46.720 So then I meet you.

00:15:47.840 I'm a meme.

00:15:48.360 I can't be embarrassed anymore.

00:15:49.540 I meet Jenna.

00:15:50.320 I'm like, yo, Jenna, you want to take a shot?

00:15:51.580 and whoever her boyfriend

00:15:52.600 at the time was like

00:15:53.480 Jenna's not doing shots tonight.

00:15:55.600 And I was like

00:15:56.060 oh I'm sorry

00:15:56.640 I didn't realize

00:15:57.400 I had asked you to come as well.

00:16:00.200 Are you talking about Julian?

00:16:01.340 I don't know.

00:16:01.980 Yes maybe.

00:16:02.340 Julian told me.

00:16:03.120 And all I said was

00:16:03.980 all I said was like

00:16:04.580 you want to take a shot?

00:16:05.200 And like while he was saying that 0.91

00:16:06.620 she was like yeah I'll do a shot.

00:16:07.640 I don't know. 0.63

00:16:08.160 So we go we do shots.

00:16:09.500 Jenna did?

00:16:09.980 Yeah she like gave me 1.00

00:16:10.780 like a kiss on the cheek. 0.87

00:16:11.580 It started this like whole thing

00:16:12.820 where he was like

00:16:13.140 oh no she didn't. 0.98

00:16:14.360 I know Jenna. 0.63

00:16:15.020 Yeah no like a hug.

00:16:15.880 Like nothing.

00:16:16.460 Not sexual.

00:16:17.660 A kiss on the cheek?

00:16:18.280 Oh was it like a hug?

00:16:18.860 No, it's like when you kiss someone like a friend, you know, when you meet French people.

00:16:21.640 Yes, nothing sexual at all, but it turned into a whole thing. 0.98

00:16:24.860 And I saw you and you were blacked out.

00:16:30.480 Classic.

00:16:30.900 Oh, for sure.

00:16:31.520 It was Playlist Live.

00:16:32.720 And you came up to me and you're like, hi, I just want to let you know I got edibles back in my room.

00:16:36.600 That's definitely not true.

00:16:37.800 Oh yeah, of course it is.

00:16:38.540 For sure not true.

00:16:38.900 Why don't they get up?

00:16:39.500 It's not even that great of a story.

00:16:40.580 Because I didn't even go anywhere near weed.

00:16:43.940 Is there a chance you said it to lure Mike back to your room?

00:16:47.200 No, I'm not even saying that.

00:16:48.240 I'll say it.

00:16:48.820 I'm thinking, okay.

00:16:49.740 I'm not even just trying to like save face.

00:16:51.060 I think you might be thinking of someone else.

00:16:52.820 No, I'm not.

00:16:53.120 No, I'm not.

00:16:53.720 At Playlist, actually, at those parties, I'm usually not drunk because I go in, they have

00:16:58.260 like a one drink ticket, and then the lines are super long, and they're like $15 a drink,

00:17:01.860 and at the time, I wasn't going to be like, I'm going to pay $50 to get drunk tonight.

00:17:05.120 Maybe it was that Gabby show, and at that point, you had already turned into Gabby

00:17:08.860 Hannah.

00:17:09.620 It was like whoever replaced you on the Gabby show.

00:17:12.420 I don't know.

00:17:12.960 I'm just telling you what happened.

00:17:13.960 It was Playlist Live in Orlando.

00:17:16.520 Interesting.

00:17:17.260 Did you go to Playlist Live in Orlando?

00:17:18.740 Yeah.

00:17:19.100 Something to be said about that.

00:17:20.480 Anyways, we're sorry.

00:17:21.600 But you look incredible.

00:17:22.140 It makes sense that you forgot.

00:17:23.640 I look incredible.

00:17:24.320 You do.

00:17:24.620 You look incredible.

00:17:25.240 Thank you.

00:17:25.700 I should have worn tighter clothes.

00:17:26.880 Now I should show off a little bit more.

00:17:28.580 Here, pull up my bikini pic again.

00:17:30.120 Is it this one?

00:17:31.240 I mean, look, all these are great.

00:17:32.420 You lost a lot of weight.

00:17:33.980 I think it's very obvious.

00:17:36.320 And by the way, great job.

00:17:37.960 Thanks. 0.94

00:17:38.300 I worked really fucking hard. 0.87

00:17:39.320 How? 0.96

00:17:39.880 What did you do?

00:17:40.840 I started working with a personal trainer 0.66

00:17:42.440 and just really got my shit together. 0.74

00:17:44.660 There's really no secret to it 0.90

00:17:45.640 other than I started working really hard.

00:17:47.560 How much weight?

00:17:48.520 How much weight, by the way?

00:17:49.740 Weight-wise, I don't think I lost a single pound, actually.

00:17:52.180 What?

00:17:52.460 But I've been pretty consistently between 142 and 148

00:17:56.020 for the past, like, five, six years of my life.

00:17:58.560 But I lost so much fat and gained so much muscle.

00:18:00.760 Oh, that's awesome.

00:18:01.340 So it was, like, a pretty much even...

00:18:02.840 What about diet?

00:18:03.920 Diet plays a huge part in the transformation.

00:18:05.140 Yeah, like, right now I'm not really on my diet

00:18:06.940 because I don't have anything to be super, super fit for.

00:18:08.860 But I just, I eat a lot of healthy carb.

00:18:10.880 I eat a lot of protein.

00:18:11.780 I eat a lot of fat.

00:18:12.440 I try to keep everything even.

00:18:13.720 I eat until I'm full and that's just it.

00:18:15.940 I don't really try to count my calories or anything.

00:18:19.040 You know how I'd be.

00:18:20.340 Me personally, I like grazing a little bit.

00:18:22.800 I try to eat small things throughout the day.

00:18:25.300 And also for me, because I am working out a lot and my metabolism is high,

00:18:30.260 I'll use the analogy of a fireplace.

00:18:33.200 Carbs are like throwing wood on the fire. 0.99

00:18:35.320 The shit burns and I use it for energy and it's gone. 1.00

00:18:38.860 Otherwise, I will become a gaunt, skinny little bitch. 1.00

00:18:42.820 yeah when people say don't eat carbs i don't understand that because you're going to be 1.00

00:18:45.760 miserable and also not really get in the best shape you can be in spencer doesn't eat carbs

00:18:49.500 i eat a lot of carbs i mean they're also plants you're plant-based yeah he probably eats more

00:18:55.360 carbs than you to be honest yeah he has to yeah to survive yeah but like even his carbs that he

00:19:01.560 eats are plant-based you know what though so like he eats plant-based potatoes plant-based

00:19:05.780 green beans plant-based steak he has plant-based steak do you need to be on meat stuff i've never

00:19:11.680 tried it but i'm super curious the worst news turns out it's not that great for you oh no

00:19:17.560 it's it's not horrible it's not the best for you well anything processed to look like a different

00:19:23.240 thing is not going to be good for you exactly it's got stuff in there here's here's my rule

00:19:26.420 if it tastes good it's not good for you general rule because like chicken thighs are so good

00:19:31.340 what about great chicken chicken fries like no okay the best oh get a boneless chicken or boneless

00:19:36.780 skinless chicken thigh cook it in butter on the pan not you butter yeah no you're out it's

00:19:41.660 son. I feel like you've already, yeah, but I feel like

00:19:43.640 you've already sunk the ship. No, you can't

00:19:45.600 just throw butter. If you're talking about health, you can't

00:19:47.640 just throw butter. That's the worst. No, dude,

00:19:49.340 you can eat healthy fats.

00:19:51.340 You don't eat ghee butter?

00:19:53.180 I eat ghee butter and I'm fine.

00:19:55.160 What's ghee butter? 0.98

00:19:56.860 Hey, maybe she's right. I'm just saying, as soon as you throw in butter for me,

00:20:00.280 I'm out. No, I do butter,

00:20:01.540 hot sauce on chicken. So good.

00:20:04.000 I look great and I feel great.

00:20:05.680 I'm down to get owned right now.

00:20:07.440 What's a good food that tastes good

00:20:09.340 and is good for you? I really like sweet

00:20:11.420 Grape, strawberries. Sweet potatoes.

00:20:13.340 I'll give you that. Here's one. I'll give you

00:20:15.240 sweet potatoes. Asparagus, broccoli.

00:20:17.240 Okay, not okay. Not the best.

00:20:19.460 I love grains. Healthy grains. I do too.

00:20:21.420 I'm going to hit myself with some dates.

00:20:23.200 I'll go dates. Dates are great. Dates are good, but

00:20:24.860 the amount of sugar, even if they're natural sugar,

00:20:27.280 that is a lot of sugar.

00:20:29.080 I've come to the conclusion that these flies

00:20:31.260 are mating. They're fucking all on 1.00

00:20:33.300 this podcast, and I am not okay with it. I didn't even notice 0.99

00:20:35.380 them. Maybe I just live perpetually

00:20:37.020 with flies or something. Oh, maybe.

00:20:39.120 Maybe you're just so fly. You have a home back

00:20:41.220 You don't notice, you know?

00:20:42.000 Wow.

00:20:42.480 Yeah, sorry.

00:20:43.100 So good for you on the weight loss.

00:20:45.540 Thank you.

00:20:46.060 Thank you.

00:20:46.340 Thank you.

00:20:46.760 So now that you're looking all flying fresh, are you talking to some…

00:20:51.020 Hot dudes.

00:20:51.540 Hot dudes.

00:20:51.980 Some cuties.

00:20:52.540 No, boys don't ever hit on me.

00:20:54.140 People think I'm trying to be relatable and funny, but like boys don't approach me like

00:20:57.280 that.

00:20:57.340 I'll be honest.

00:20:58.500 I've been hitting on you the whole show.

00:21:00.360 What I'm lying?

00:21:00.900 You're lying.

00:21:01.460 I'm telling you.

00:21:02.180 I think you're lying.

00:21:03.560 Why do you think I'm lying?

00:21:04.840 Because you're pretty, Gabby.

00:21:06.240 And Mike, before you walked in, said he's going to try to hit on you.

00:21:09.100 So that's not true.

00:21:10.520 he's been hitting on you

00:21:12.040 so that's not true

00:21:12.560 yeah

00:21:12.780 I think you might just not

00:21:14.180 be aware of what

00:21:15.080 is he hitting on me

00:21:15.960 by saying

00:21:16.300 you didn't look like you did

00:21:17.340 you were just running around

00:21:18.140 no I just

00:21:18.920 you said you were running around

00:21:20.900 rampant

00:21:21.360 like a dusty little run

00:21:23.900 like a dusty

00:21:24.700 this is like Mike

00:21:26.320 from the Jersey Shore

00:21:27.080 when he called Angelina 0.99

00:21:27.860 a dirty little hamster 0.99

00:21:28.700 that's how I feel right now 0.99

00:21:29.620 a dirty little hamster 0.98

00:21:30.340 I feel that's bad dude 1.00

00:21:33.100 I saw you like

00:21:34.140 I saw you like

00:21:35.240 online like

00:21:36.540 probably five or six months ago

00:21:38.620 monster meme?

00:21:39.660 no no no

00:21:40.100 By the way, we have that.

00:21:42.020 Just scrolled up on your Instagram.

00:21:44.060 Oh, don't play it.

00:21:45.000 I have to.

00:21:45.800 First of all, look how pretty I look.

00:21:48.740 No, you look great.

00:21:49.620 No, don't play it.

00:21:50.440 Come on.

00:21:50.480 Oh, my God.

00:21:50.880 Oh, my God.

00:21:51.680 The fly is on the screen.

00:21:53.160 We've all seen it.

00:21:53.280 I won't play it if you don't want it.

00:21:54.300 Go get that fly, Logan.

00:21:55.260 Where? 0.79

00:21:55.660 See it right up on the YouTube above her face. 0.84

00:21:58.400 Right above her face.

00:22:00.080 There's two of them.

00:22:00.800 Oh, my God.

00:22:01.860 Get it.

00:22:02.160 Get it.

00:22:02.680 You're going to break it. 1.00

00:22:03.700 Damn it. 1.00

00:22:04.360 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:22:06.020 That's what the diamond play. 1.00

00:22:07.020 I'll never see one.

00:22:08.160 No, you're lying.

00:22:08.780 I've been at 6.5 for

00:22:12.720 8 months

00:22:13.980 wait did you say 6.5 for 8

00:22:16.160 no

00:22:17.320 I'm not going to play this video

00:22:19.960 I just want to say

00:22:21.420 I really wanted to though

00:22:24.280 it's just so dead

00:22:26.420 you don't know what that is

00:22:28.140 it's so cringy

00:22:29.980 it's like watching something horrible happen to you

00:22:32.260 in front of somebody I don't want to see it

00:22:33.760 I'm not going to play it

00:22:34.940 I'm a good host and I'm respectable

00:22:36.720 Thank you.

00:22:37.500 Is it cringy?

00:22:38.640 Yeah.

00:22:40.000 Dude, I'm so weird.

00:22:41.300 I'm so weird with cringe stuff because like, you know, this dude, like I find cringe content

00:22:45.980 the most entertaining. 0.97

00:22:47.180 I'll watch the Dober Brothers to the day I die. 1.00

00:22:49.840 Those motherfuckers are so cringe. 1.00

00:22:51.620 I'm sorry, Doobie Twins. 1.00

00:22:52.940 You guys. 0.92

00:22:54.920 It's tough to get through one, but I love it.

00:22:56.900 I love it.

00:22:57.480 I don't know if I've ever seen one.

00:22:58.640 I don't really watch YouTube that much.

00:22:59.800 Like I watch very obscure things on YouTube.

00:23:01.800 Like, for example, like I love watching squishy makeovers.

00:23:05.720 what's a squishy makeover have you ever seen a squishy nope they're like these really squishy

00:23:10.680 toys that are really cute little animals or foods and you squish them and they're if they're slow

00:23:14.580 rising they're so fun but there's this girl who completely repaints them and gives them makeovers 0.92

00:23:18.400 and i could watch that shit for days sounds sounds creative but also i'm so confused i don't think 0.64

00:23:23.680 logan watches videos where a guy drops a marble into a tube it rolls down the tube hits a domino 0.99

00:23:29.120 the dominoes fall over knocks a piece of toast into a toaster the toaster knocks the race car

00:23:33.300 the race car goes

00:23:34.000 knocks the next domino

00:23:34.880 it's like a chain reaction

00:23:35.900 no but the actual machine

00:23:37.700 is called something

00:23:38.480 a contraption

00:23:39.080 and then right after

00:23:40.120 that happens

00:23:40.660 he walks away

00:23:41.300 and passes out

00:23:41.840 face down on the ground

00:23:42.500 no it is a machine

00:23:43.200 when you build something

00:23:44.040 that does something

00:23:44.500 it's probably like a

00:23:46.640 what chain reaction machine

00:23:47.940 there's a name for that

00:23:48.780 sort of phenomenon

00:23:49.520 the guy who created it

00:23:50.940 it's called a something something

00:23:52.160 no I don't

00:23:52.500 I don't like that guy

00:23:53.220 I think it's called 0.99

00:23:53.960 a boo shamboozler 1.00

00:23:55.640 oh

00:23:56.000 is that really what it's called

00:23:57.200 yeah that's it

00:23:58.020 look it up Mike

00:23:58.880 that's it

00:23:59.160 hey so wait

00:23:59.860 when it comes

00:24:00.780 is it still up

00:24:01.280 you look great

00:24:02.500 The Rube Goldberg machine?

00:24:04.160 That's it.

00:24:04.760 I told you.

00:24:06.460 A Rube Goldberg machine is a machine I intentionally designed to perform a simple task in an indirect and overcomplicated fashion.

00:24:12.420 What did you Google to get that?

00:24:14.460 Chain reaction machine.

00:24:17.780 Amazing.

00:24:18.420 A Rube Goldberg machine.

00:24:19.940 I love that.

00:24:20.720 I know that now.

00:24:21.340 Thank you, Gabby.

00:24:22.020 Gabby, this is great.

00:24:23.680 And by the way, I have to say this.

00:24:25.160 You are beautiful.

00:24:26.160 I just don't know how to say you're glowing.

00:24:28.840 Thank you.

00:24:29.340 It's my highlighter.

00:24:30.300 I love this.

00:24:31.100 I love it.

00:24:31.760 so look we've all put out cringe stuff yeah yeah all right you got some stuff i got some stuff

00:24:37.760 uh-huh what are what were some other cringe moments like because like with the monster one

00:24:41.440 you it became a meme yes and then didn't you make a shirt out of it or something i mean you adopted

00:24:47.200 the yeah when life gives you memes make merch here's the thing when i made the merch people

00:24:53.020 got so mad because they were like you killed the meme i'm like oh i'm sorry is making fun of me not

00:24:58.440 fun for you anymore like what do you want me to be sorry that you're not having fun berating me

00:25:04.000 but yeah i made a lot of money on the merch which is nice and it was a cute design and then oh

00:25:07.920 somebody tried to accuse me of um stealing the artwork now that pull it up i want you to pull

00:25:13.000 up monster me merch i don't know where it pops up but i hand drew that like on my own with no

00:25:20.540 anything and yeah see that image i drew that by hand and the person who created the meme scroll

00:25:27.620 down a little bit because then you can see the actual images may be subject to copyright well

00:25:30.940 that's mine oh you go back to the other scroll down scroll down on the page you see oh is that

00:25:37.280 what the person actually looks like yes yes the person who made that meme tried to say that i was

00:25:43.980 stealing artwork from smaller creators without paying or crediting them but you but you did

00:25:48.740 just re draw the design correct i drew an image of like what is that like a snapchat filter when

00:25:56.020 the mouth gets real big like a hand-drawn picture of my face people this is my face you can't use

00:26:04.160 your face anymore it's 2019 it's copyright and your face is god will sue you for doing that but 0.98

00:26:09.440 let me say something about drawing shit people draw the eiffel tower people draw mcdonald's 1.00

00:26:14.080 french fries people draw all kinds of shit if someone draws something you can't fucking claim 0.99

00:26:18.340 it well if you draw somebody's photograph like that was think about that someone draws what was 0.99

00:26:24.520 that i don't know if someone well why'd you say it like that because i just did it just said it

00:26:30.100 like that i feel like i do that i feel like are you saying i'm are you saying that's exactly

00:26:34.900 are we missing reference so now i can't even say shit because it sounds like something someone 0.81

00:26:39.500 else says well wait you can it's just kind of cringe dude and i wouldn't know dude king of 0.98

00:26:43.720 cringe right here to your so do i have to pay you a royalty yeah you do mark cringiest thing 0.99

00:26:48.500 you've ever done me go don't state the obvious that's not cringe that was like that was fucked 0.98

00:26:55.340 up oh we all cringed logan okay i think i have a different definition you're right that was more 0.85

00:27:00.120 dubious yeah it's not a crazy it goes way beyond cringe for me you know but you're right yeah 0.92

00:27:04.980 technically cringe um i'm talking i'm it's cringe to me is like oh fuck i know what it was

00:27:10.220 that music video which one which some of mine are good some of them are actually most of them

00:27:19.100 are good two of them are good music videos can i can i ask you which music video well also like

00:27:24.060 it's like which one was during daily vlogging right so there's not like weeks of it's like

00:27:28.020 we make the song the night before and we go and put 50k into a music video and have one day to

00:27:32.580 shoot well go go i can never tell with your music videos which ones like am i supposed to be taking

00:27:38.540 it seriously yeah well because i'm not like is it a joke because i'm not going into music yet i'm

00:27:43.220 like a youtuber who just wants to dabble right so you want to get into music i will yes and i am

00:27:47.740 in fact i'm flying to sweden in two weeks to record music so you know there's studios here

00:27:52.100 i'm going to sweden because the important people are there yeah shut out is there like a and they

00:27:58.080 have swedish fish oh that confirmed okay so the number song the number song for example

00:28:04.200 take that off the screen i love it the number song have you seen that okay so all right first

00:28:11.200 i'm gonna say the most cringe thing i've ever done was by far a music video i made with jake

00:28:16.500 called i think it was called the rise of the paul's oh my god i watched it back and i hate

00:28:22.460 myself showed it to us the other day and i i can you play it refresh me um there's a part of me

00:28:27.860 that wanted to not be your friend anymore i don't i don't i don't want to play it i have no i because

00:28:33.940 when i watch it i'm i didn't know i had it in me to be that bad at everything in life i didn't know

00:28:41.940 like yo i thought i was like oh bro but i'm just not i'm really not no you are not you are now not

00:28:48.800 really dude but i'm close well i feel like you i feel like the past like year or so like you 0.82

00:28:54.160 surrounded your people yourself with like really fucking dope people yeah like i mean really 0.97

00:28:59.300 fucking like street smart 1.00

00:29:01.580 stylish 0.99

00:29:02.560 good looking tall a little bit older 0.91

00:29:05.540 people

00:29:06.860 how old are you

00:29:08.740 are you an older man is that why you're asking

00:29:10.900 maybe

00:29:11.940 daddy issues over here

00:29:14.320 about 34 how old is too old

00:29:17.700 name them

00:29:18.460 is LA just a place for this 1.00

00:29:21.140 you want me to name girls with real daddy issues 1.00

00:29:24.020 here's one 1.00

00:29:25.020 here's a second 1.00

00:29:26.680 she runs the account daddy issues 1.00

00:29:29.240 so can't get in trouble 1.00

00:29:30.460 for that one 0.92

00:29:30.920 I actually just saw her account

00:29:32.120 for the first time

00:29:32.560 she's great

00:29:32.900 she's hilarious 0.99

00:29:33.580 yeah but no

00:29:35.340 that was my most cringiest thing

00:29:37.320 do you have a

00:29:37.840 you're not gonna play it though

00:29:38.660 I will not

00:29:39.980 okay that's fair

00:29:41.180 I mean I could

00:29:42.520 he didn't play monster

00:29:43.740 so we're not gonna push him

00:29:44.560 on this point

00:29:44.940 even though he is the host

00:29:45.860 and I would like to see it 1.00

00:29:46.920 okay fuck it 1.00

00:29:47.540 I'll bring it up 1.00

00:29:48.820 let's fucking go 0.98

00:29:49.880 this is exciting 0.99

00:29:51.840 I'm pretty sure I watched this one

00:29:53.280 when it came out

00:29:53.860 because this was part of the

00:29:55.160 like you and Jake

00:29:56.520 and you and Jake

00:29:56.980 and then you guys came together

00:29:58.000 exactly

00:29:58.460 he made

00:29:59.000 he made the I love you bro

00:30:00.520 that went on his channel

00:30:02.320 and I made the

00:30:03.360 so I love you bro

00:30:04.180 was us like

00:30:04.720 mending our relationship

00:30:06.060 and by the way

00:30:06.620 it's cringe

00:30:08.120 but it also

00:30:08.660 it just kind of works

00:30:10.120 and it has double the views

00:30:11.300 of this one

00:30:11.740 this one has 70 million views

00:30:12.900 but

00:30:13.080 do you guys get jealous about that?

00:30:14.740 no no no

00:30:15.740 because this is when like

00:30:16.760 we were

00:30:17.240 I mean like

00:30:17.800 Jake and I both realized

00:30:18.880 around this point

00:30:19.380 like we're brothers

00:30:19.920 and we probably should just 1.00

00:30:20.660 do this shit together 1.00

00:30:21.360 wait who's winning right now 1.00

00:30:22.460 between you and Jake?

00:30:23.860 do we know?

00:30:25.060 I think I am

00:30:25.440 define winning

00:30:26.200 define winning

00:30:27.020 more subs

00:30:27.500 you know I was talking about

00:30:28.520 numbers

00:30:28.900 but right but sure in life who wins we're both doing really well if i'm being honest that is

00:30:34.760 true you are both um thriving at the moment i'm outside the situation and unbiased i'm as good

00:30:39.360 of friends with logan as i am with jake that's not true but i'm gonna take believe it is okay

00:30:42.720 no no no scandal he's had some he has i'm so uninvolved with the internet that i feel like i

00:30:51.320 miss everything you're lying you watch content i my recommendations now are so far detached

00:30:56.920 from everything

00:30:57.800 because I watch

00:30:58.560 like I said

00:30:58.840 like squishy videos

00:30:59.800 and art videos

00:31:00.600 and competitive eating

00:31:01.620 so I'm not seeing

00:31:02.380 a lot of other stuff.

00:31:03.540 Okay so

00:31:04.040 Competitive eating

00:31:04.600 is so fun to watch.

00:31:06.760 I just 1.00

00:31:07.960 fuck 1.00

00:31:08.980 I just want to play 1.00

00:31:10.420 the beginning

00:31:10.880 I'm not going to lie

00:31:12.420 I'm going to be open

00:31:13.280 and honest right now

00:31:14.120 like this is actually

00:31:15.700 really hard for me to watch

00:31:17.280 and I don't like any of it.

00:31:18.500 An actor.

00:31:19.860 No this is hard.

00:31:21.740 You look like

00:31:22.380 you're about to cry.

00:31:23.020 I literally could cry

00:31:24.600 like seriously.

00:31:25.260 I almost actually

00:31:25.980 I don't want you to play it.

00:31:26.920 I have to now

00:31:28.240 Tic Tac's not a game

00:31:44.640 It's a snack

00:31:45.240 You gotta say the toe

00:31:47.520 Oh yeah that's a great point

00:31:50.120 And look you had a perfect opportunity for a rhyme 0.99

00:31:54.320 Because you said eeny meeny miny moe

00:31:55.560 But nobody said toe 0.97

00:31:56.440 Gabby listen

00:31:57.060 listen

00:31:57.340 when you're talking specific

00:31:58.640 like you might as well

00:31:59.800 take this

00:32:00.140 I'm half tempted 1.00

00:32:01.040 to delete this fucking 1.00

00:32:02.180 oh you can't 1.00

00:32:02.840 I won't do it

00:32:03.440 I gotta ask this though

00:32:04.900 how many bands

00:32:06.700 did you make off that bro

00:32:07.700 how many bands

00:32:08.780 I'll tell you right now

00:32:09.460 you gotta tell us

00:32:10.020 if you want me to tell you right now

00:32:10.980 yeah for sure

00:32:11.580 we 100% want to know

00:32:12.900 you know what though

00:32:13.700 your likes to dislikes

00:32:14.720 is not that bad

00:32:16.520 it's not what it should be

00:32:17.600 I think it was cause this

00:32:18.400 this was when both of us

00:32:19.540 were just popping off

00:32:20.320 and people just wanted

00:32:20.920 to see us come together

00:32:21.840 cause the one on Jake's channel

00:32:23.600 was I love you bro

00:32:24.380 and this one was like 1.00

00:32:25.180 fuck everyone 1.00

00:32:26.300 we're back 1.00

00:32:26.880 yeah

00:32:27.300 and it just was

00:32:28.040 okay so this is a good

00:32:29.040 example of

00:32:29.700 I watched it

00:32:30.440 and I was like

00:32:30.800 okay hold on

00:32:32.000 is he for real

00:32:33.260 or is it supposed

00:32:34.520 to be back

00:32:35.180 that's that's 0.94

00:32:35.860 that was the shitty part 0.95

00:32:36.820 this was meant to be 0.95

00:32:37.680 for real

00:32:38.080 there's no joke

00:32:39.100 this is him and Jake

00:32:41.600 you've seen this right

00:32:42.380 I actually

00:32:43.860 this is one that we

00:32:45.140 we played everyone with

00:32:46.440 I don't know if you've

00:32:46.980 seen this one

00:32:47.580 it's a song

00:32:48.820 it's called the number song

00:32:49.660 we count to 30

00:32:51.260 but this is obviously

00:32:53.400 a joke

00:32:53.880 of course

00:32:54.960 this is yeah

00:32:55.840 oh my god you're in here

00:33:01.100 oh that's my natural hair

00:33:02.520 looks great that's what it looks like when you shoot

00:33:04.780 15 16 17

00:33:06.640 18 19 20

00:33:08.460 21 22

00:33:10.280 just counting to 30 man

00:33:14.600 yo there's nothing worse in real life though

00:33:16.440 than when there's a rapper holding their lyrics

00:33:19.040 stop that forever

00:33:20.620 just learn your lyrics

00:33:22.160 if you're reading your lyrics just don't be a rapper

00:33:24.740 Wait, wait, wait, where?

00:33:25.780 Reading lyrics, where?

00:33:26.960 Like when you watch a rap video

00:33:28.320 and like the person's looking at it.

00:33:30.480 Hey, look at this hair.

00:33:31.440 Like in the, like you're talking about in the booth?

00:33:33.380 Like in the straight up video.

00:33:34.700 Like they put the video out.

00:33:35.960 Who's done that?

00:33:36.720 I'm not going to drop names.

00:33:38.300 And there's more than one.

00:33:39.380 But you want to know how much money I made from this video?

00:33:41.380 Yeah.

00:33:42.200 Not this one, the Rise of the Pauls, right?

00:33:44.080 Sorry, sorry, Rise of the Pauls.

00:33:45.320 The cringe one. 0.99

00:33:46.420 Although it's cringe as fuck. 0.98

00:33:49.080 That was $104,000 bag. 0.99

00:33:50.820 Oh my God. 1.00

00:33:51.960 Damn. 0.99

00:33:52.820 Do you ever talk about how much money you make in general? 0.99

00:33:54.840 Like, do you ever say, like, this is what I make a month?

00:33:56.800 No.

00:33:57.360 I think that people want to know.

00:33:58.620 Well, now he doesn't make money anymore because he's not Google preferred.

00:34:01.540 No, you're still making them bail.

00:34:03.200 Oh, no.

00:34:03.540 It's just, it's all losses.

00:34:04.300 Well, because the Google preferred is, it's all, it's all really L's where the profit is low.

00:34:08.540 Yeah.

00:34:08.900 I'm Google preferred.

00:34:10.140 Are you really?

00:34:11.320 You make PG content?

00:34:13.200 No, I don't.

00:34:14.260 Then how are you Google preferred?

00:34:15.480 Couldn't tell you.

00:34:16.200 There's just certain things you're not supposed to do.

00:34:17.760 Yeah, like, I don't.

00:34:18.620 Yeah, YouTube, can we get Gabby pulled?

00:34:21.260 Dobrik is Google preferred?

00:34:22.640 No, he's.

00:34:23.100 Absolutely not.

00:34:23.740 No, he's not.

00:34:24.220 What?

00:34:24.460 he's not?

00:34:25.780 I thought he was like

00:34:27.220 they made Google preferred for him

00:34:28.920 he's like the sweetheart of the world

00:34:31.340 he is but his content

00:34:33.280 I think the things that they really say no to

00:34:35.820 are like sexuality, drug references

00:34:38.120 like I don't talk about sex

00:34:39.800 I don't talk about drugs

00:34:40.640 no we don't do that ever

00:34:44.100 Danny back there

00:34:45.980 what are drugs?

00:34:48.960 I think they're called droogs

00:34:50.500 I'm not quite sure what they do

00:34:52.140 Yeah, it's Russian

00:34:52.780 Hey, so how are you 1.00

00:34:54.000 Avoiding being cringed now?

00:34:56.340 I think you're doing

00:34:56.720 A good job

00:34:57.280 Here's a music video of yours

00:34:58.480 You just came out with it

00:34:59.280 Look at you

00:34:59.660 All yellow and stuff

00:35:00.520 Yeah, this actually got

00:35:01.520 Really great feedback

00:35:02.820 Which I felt a bit about

00:35:03.880 Oh, listening to your own music

00:35:06.540 In front of people

00:35:07.140 Makes you

00:35:07.620 No, you gotta do that

00:35:08.680 No, I love this video

00:35:10.740 I'm actually really proud of it

00:35:11.760 And I'm proud of the music 0.99

00:35:12.580 Doing ballet and shit 0.99

00:35:14.520 I don't know ballet 1.00

00:35:15.160 Wait, wait

00:35:15.960 Did you have to learn ballet for this?

00:35:17.460 I just like fake it

00:35:18.260 Until I make it

00:35:18.740 And everything I do

00:35:19.340 And I usually do alright

00:35:20.200 So it was fine

00:35:21.420 doing good now are you still faking it who is gabby hannah no i think that i've actually talked

00:35:26.940 about this in a couple interviews recently where i've never been more authentically me online but

00:35:32.520 also in real life and i think like i wasn't authentic in real life so i wasn't authentic

00:35:38.160 online either but it wasn't an intentional thing i just didn't know who i was didn't we didn't we

00:35:43.180 have beef once you and i yeah now just make did we that doesn't exist oh we might it really is

00:35:50.960 the beef chief huh like yeah like on the internet yeah it just loves beef oh wait wait oh no okay

00:35:58.220 i know what's happening what's happening you guys ate corinna corinna connected us right or she a

00:36:03.720 while ago okay okay okay all right that was like two months ago you thought we had beef two months

00:36:07.600 wait what you're saying is that logan was still speaking to corinna cop two months ago it wasn't

00:36:13.440 that long ago is what i'm saying i don't know how to say this any like more straightforward but i

00:36:18.200 need you to get me out of here i have been held against my will try to move in i would love to

00:36:23.140 i will be honest i i do bully mike and here's why no he doesn't you're allowed to bully up

00:36:27.760 you're allowed you're allowed to bully bullies so if he's picking on poor little evan or vegan 0.70

00:36:32.940 man spencer andre by the way who can barely stick up for himself because he's a twig

00:36:36.800 i have to step in this is the same thing his brother jake said about the amelio twins 0.89

00:36:41.940 uh oh no not like this i love that concept you can bully up you can that's what h3 does i was

00:36:49.020 gonna say is that why like like smaller channels can like make fun of people actually let's talk

00:36:55.300 about this for a second what do we consider like when does it leave the realm of like critique and

00:37:00.440 criticism and enter the realm of like bullying like if you're gonna ask that question like let's

00:37:04.960 i would love to put i just want to know if you feel bullied me yeah never literally never good

00:37:09.380 Ever.

00:37:09.860 I will never.

00:37:10.640 I will.

00:37:11.940 Me.

00:37:12.500 What if I do this?

00:37:14.080 I'm probably going to be all right.

00:37:15.020 I feel like.

00:37:15.360 All right.

00:37:15.660 Fine.

00:37:16.100 Like, and it's because I think, I mean, this is tough because I am like a big dude.

00:37:22.720 Yeah.

00:37:22.980 Who knows how to fight.

00:37:24.100 Yeah.

00:37:24.280 So it's hard for me to ever feel like I'm like, like I can't stand up for myself.

00:37:27.940 What about emotionally?

00:37:29.120 Emotionally bullied.

00:37:31.960 You could say mean things about me.

00:37:33.660 I'm probably going to be all right.

00:37:35.900 I know I'm going to be all right.

00:37:37.400 You're like, life ain't that bad.

00:37:38.580 But just because you handle it well

00:37:40.220 doesn't mean you're not being bullied.

00:37:41.260 And I'm not saying you are bullied.

00:37:42.320 I know, I hear you.

00:37:44.180 I just like the God strike me down

00:37:46.620 the day I play victim mentality

00:37:49.240 over some sort of bullying.

00:37:50.360 But hold on, let's keep it.

00:37:53.540 Let's clarify that a little bit.

00:37:54.780 I think most of the bullying he deals with is like us.

00:37:57.520 Okay, so when it's your friends,

00:37:58.620 it's a little bit different.

00:37:59.680 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:00.620 No, no, no, here's an example.

00:38:01.900 When I made the colorblind video.

00:38:05.020 I forgot about that.

00:38:06.580 Great.

00:38:06.800 h3 came out and did a whole parody of it and and at the time i was like hey it's just like kind of 0.84

00:38:14.460 fucking fucked up because i am colorblind the video was exaggerated the glass i'm gonna be 0.51

00:38:20.120 honest the glasses did absolutely nothing no i could see blue a little more prominently um and 0.99

00:38:25.280 life was a bit more vivid but i didn't i didn't need to cry that's not one of your cringiest

00:38:29.380 moments the colorblind thing because it should be that's so or that was like the beginning of

00:38:35.540 blossoming acting career i'm not sometimes you gotta fake it wasn't that great i'm not gonna

00:38:40.780 lie it was what it was the cringy no acting was great he's saying it was like oscar he thought

00:38:47.900 oscars when you pretended that you didn't know your bird was more than one color oh that was

00:38:52.400 i lost my mind that was that was a lie that was the exaggerated portion of it like yeah

00:38:57.680 but like and that was cringy to me that it's cringy if you don't understand that this whole 0.99

00:39:03.960 thing is being amplified okay like yeah i couldn't see the colors of my bird what are you fucking 0.99

00:39:10.580 stupid well i feel like what kind of what kind of bag did you pull on that one did the glass 0.99

00:39:15.940 video yeah did the glasses company give you a little a little bag by the way by the way i want 0.99

00:39:21.500 to tell you this really quick the glass a glasses company that makes glasses that are supposed to

00:39:27.020 cure colorblindness not that company but another one is using your image on instagram to serve ads

00:39:32.340 right now whoa i meant to tell you this but i got too tied up with drugs these glasses

00:39:37.660 my colorblindness yeah yeah um those all really sounded like interesting topics so fucking great 0.59

00:39:43.660 how big was the bag h3 made a video on it and it was fine because he was like bullying up 38 000 0.82

00:39:49.200 on that on that video but that again these are these are all when i was on google preferred so 0.57

00:39:53.480 now like let's cut that by 90 percent i'm saying yeah wait what was it i used how much 38 bags

00:39:59.920 38k exactly half of the amount he just spent on the party he threw last week exactly okay here's

00:40:06.780 a question then okay so you have the podcast you have the merch it looks like i do so are you

00:40:11.600 making like the majority of your money on your merch uh i used to be because you said you're

00:40:17.020 you're google you're not google preferred so like youtube income's not that big for you right it's

00:40:21.520 not great it's not horrible i'm surviving right now that's a word so you're throwing 60 60 000 0.95

00:40:27.480 parties so stupid so so okay i was just wondering like can you justify spending no no no dude i'm 0.95

00:40:34.660 so cheap and i wish i wasn't like i need to grow out i have this i have this rule where like money 1.00

00:40:39.960 to me is like fucking water flows comes it goes like as long as i don't think about it no i just 0.99

00:40:45.900 might bite me in my ass uh-huh i think i'm gonna be all right yeah like i think mc hammer like 0.99

00:40:51.440 logan said no but also now he's living in the streets like logan said we're barely surviving 0.99

00:40:58.100 like all all of um all the showers in in this mansion that we live in and like the pool that's

00:41:03.540 heated and salt water and the gym like it's all running the worst thing is imagine imagine this

00:41:09.660 i was eating four meals a day before i came here the chef that we have that that lives in basically

00:41:16.880 only cooks three meals yeah wow it's ridiculous and now we have now we have like we have a rare

00:41:23.400 tibetan mastiff that y'all pay rent you know no no because it's so hard to live here that's it's 0.99

00:41:30.340 how could he charge us rent to live in the shit he pays you to stay no this house 0.99

00:41:34.540 do you think do you think do you think you would willingly live in this house 1.00

00:41:43.320 why would I want to be 1.00

00:41:44.660 this place smells like shit 1.00

00:41:46.280 yo this garage is bigger 1.00

00:41:47.560 than my current apartment

00:41:48.400 not to mention

00:41:49.540 ready for this 0.99

00:41:50.300 this is the fucking 1.00

00:41:51.200 this is the bees 1.00

00:41:52.320 fucking shit right here 1.00

00:41:53.360 ready 1.00

00:41:53.580 maids once a day 1.00

00:41:55.120 that's it 0.99

00:41:55.780 that's it

00:41:56.280 can you imagine

00:41:56.920 what my room looks like

00:41:57.920 by 3 o'clock p.m. 0.99

00:41:59.140 it's bullshit 0.99

00:41:59.720 wow 1.00

00:42:00.100 you know I actually have no idea

00:42:01.500 what your house is like

00:42:01.680 you think this would ever happen

00:42:02.520 at Faye's house

00:42:03.000 I can show you 0.65

00:42:03.520 we got two pigs

00:42:04.320 nice

00:42:05.420 yeah

00:42:06.020 which they have a better

00:42:07.780 living situation than us

00:42:08.980 square footage wise

00:42:09.980 I do

00:42:10.880 we're stuffed in here

00:42:11.820 at 8,800 square feet

00:42:12.800 there's five of us

00:42:13.720 we get it

00:42:14.320 I hope all of you guys

00:42:15.740 know this is sarcastic

00:42:17.060 but it's like sarcastic

00:42:18.460 but it's also all facts

00:42:19.640 it is all facts

00:42:20.680 but it is sarcastic

00:42:21.400 by the way

00:42:21.940 let me be honest with you

00:42:23.040 yes we get paid

00:42:24.180 yes we live in this house

00:42:25.420 but 0.99

00:42:25.820 our fucking whole lives 1.00

00:42:27.280 are dedicated 1.00

00:42:27.680 to this fucking smurf 1.00

00:42:28.980 and so 1.00

00:42:29.940 like

00:42:30.680 we don't have our own

00:42:31.840 I have my own channel

00:42:32.640 I get like

00:42:33.060 whatever views on it

00:42:34.320 but like

00:42:34.740 everything else is like

00:42:36.180 how do we do this

00:42:37.100 how do we do that

00:42:37.620 it's all Logan Logan Logan

00:42:38.560 I can't build an empire

00:42:39.700 by myself

00:42:40.420 I can't do it

00:42:41.860 i need some bosses around me like i wish i could do that i can't i need some bosses around me who

00:42:46.980 by the way i get along with they can't be people that work for me they got to be people that work

00:42:52.120 with me partners partners even though last night he had a flex on me because we had this whole

00:42:57.060 thing i won't get into it but there was just people get into it get into it there was like

00:43:02.480 a little thing where it was like an intervention for me because people were like yo mike like

00:43:06.480 something you're doing is just wrong and i got into one of those modes where i was like this 1.00

00:43:10.460 i hear what you're saying but also at the same time fuck you fuck you and fuck you what are you 1.00

00:43:15.400 doing just like nothing and then also so then he goes so then logan goes at one point he's like 1.00

00:43:21.400 mike i've never seen you you boxed up like this before you're simply not listening to anything 0.99

00:43:24.840 anyone's saying i'm like you know what you can fuck off too then and he goes you are gonna leave 0.99

00:43:29.620 this room right now no you never you never snapped at me i know he's like but whatever he's like you're 0.99

00:43:34.020 gonna leave this room right now you're gonna go outside for 30 minutes you're gonna write down

00:43:38.400 your thoughts and you are gonna take a breather

00:43:40.380 and I went like this

00:43:41.300 I went like this

00:43:42.520 and I walked out

00:43:45.600 and I went outside

00:43:46.600 I haven't seen my dad in years but I swear he was here in the garage

00:43:49.580 with me last night

00:43:50.340 Logan that's actually a very mature thing to say

00:43:53.300 I'm gonna be honest Gabbie Hanna

00:43:54.280 I'm very proud of the person who I am today

00:43:56.620 and prouder of the person who I will become tomorrow

00:43:59.100 wow

00:44:00.120 LP 2020

00:44:02.660 and by the way just so everybody knows

00:44:05.540 we go back and forth those kind of moments 0.98

00:44:07.480 I don't ever tell him to, like, take air, but as much as he, like, smacks me down, I smack him down, and it's just like, yo, we're trying to build a motherfucking unit here. 0.98

00:44:17.460 He's not after M's anymore. 1.00

00:44:19.520 We're after B's, bitch. 1.00

00:44:20.640 Do you journal? 1.00

00:44:21.540 No.

00:44:22.220 Oh.

00:44:22.880 I thought you were going to be like, yeah, every day, 30 minutes.

00:44:24.880 Do you?

00:44:25.700 Yeah, sometimes.

00:44:26.560 I don't have time to write.

00:44:29.260 It takes too long.

00:44:30.040 Yeah, but that's kind of the point of it.

00:44:31.880 It's supposed to practice, like, okay, calm down, be patient, sit with your thoughts, like, chill for a sec.

00:44:37.280 I'm too ADHD

00:44:38.920 I can't do it 0.99

00:44:39.640 Okay so you're too ADHD to meditate

00:44:41.820 But you can sit and write in a journal

00:44:43.280 I try but it really doesn't work very well for me

00:44:45.360 Okay so you don't either

00:44:46.140 You're just asking me in general

00:44:47.080 I just wanted to know if you did

00:44:47.800 Because you said like go write it down 1.00

00:44:49.800 Because I wanted to know if that's how you deal with your shit 1.00

00:44:51.680 No no 1.00

00:44:52.320 Do you cry ever?

00:44:53.860 Yes

00:44:54.220 I've cried a couple times

00:44:56.180 In my life?

00:44:57.460 I've cried twice this month

00:44:58.740 About what?

00:44:59.500 I cried a couple days ago

00:45:01.260 Really?

00:45:01.660 I cried during the breathing exercise

00:45:03.320 Why'd you cry?

00:45:03.960 It's kind of personal

00:45:05.000 I don't know if I want to get into it

00:45:06.020 You don't have to

00:45:06.520 That's what it's about here on Impulsive.

00:45:07.940 That is true.

00:45:08.420 It's my podcast.

00:45:09.100 It's like,

00:45:09.640 it's going to open up a little can of a little whooping.

00:45:11.980 Oh my God.

00:45:12.940 Okay.

00:45:13.400 From Angel.

00:45:15.060 Ah,

00:45:15.400 he's not saying anything.

00:45:16.340 Wow.

00:45:16.720 Spencer just.

00:45:17.700 You hear that?

00:45:18.100 You get a girlfriend, 0.86

00:45:18.740 you're going to cry. 1.00

00:45:19.660 Damn. 1.00

00:45:19.980 Why'd you cry? 1.00

00:45:20.380 It was good tears.

00:45:21.040 Why'd I cry?

00:45:21.640 Yeah.

00:45:22.140 It was good tears?

00:45:22.940 Yeah,

00:45:23.100 it was good.

00:45:23.540 I cried.

00:45:24.080 You're getting engaged?

00:45:24.840 No.

00:45:25.680 Oh,

00:45:25.840 it was happy tears?

00:45:27.100 Wow.

00:45:27.700 Wait,

00:45:27.940 you didn't tell us.

00:45:29.140 Spencer's,

00:45:29.680 you're engaged to Angel?

00:45:31.340 Not yet.

00:45:32.300 All right.

00:45:32.680 Maybe one day.

00:45:36.520 Creatively frustrated.

00:45:38.040 Very creatively frustrated.

00:45:39.580 I felt like, short synopsis,

00:45:42.380 the one thing that I moved my whole life

00:45:44.800 to do out here in LA,

00:45:46.260 I could no longer do it being 100% me.

00:45:48.460 And that really frustrates me.

00:45:49.500 Because it's censorship.

00:45:50.940 Acting?

00:45:51.460 No.

00:45:52.660 Creating.

00:45:53.260 I thought that was like your number one goal.

00:45:54.640 I thought you wanted to be like-

00:45:55.540 Not anymore.

00:45:55.640 You're over it.

00:45:56.520 Why is that?

00:45:58.240 I have a lot more fun creating, controlling,

00:46:02.140 and doing what I want.

00:46:03.300 Directing, producing.

00:46:04.280 I feel that.

00:46:04.960 Like, and also I don't, I, I don't believe I have the chops to be the biggest actor in

00:46:11.900 the world.

00:46:12.660 Because of your acting skill or because of my acting skill.

00:46:15.380 I'm, I'm, I'm good.

00:46:16.340 I'm not great.

00:46:17.320 I, uh, I can.

00:46:18.480 Could you become great though?

00:46:19.680 Maybe if I dedicated my life to it.

00:46:21.320 Yes, I'm sure.

00:46:22.140 No.

00:46:22.360 Cause this is much more fun.

00:46:23.360 Like, yeah.

00:46:24.200 And like powerful to be honest.

00:46:25.860 I think, I think what I'm doing now, I'm working smarter and not harder.

00:46:29.480 Yeah.

00:46:29.880 instead of doing acting classes and maybe getting a role that maybe pays 50k for two weeks worth of 0.76

00:46:35.800 work like did you see flat earth you didn't that's fucked up i we worked really yeah i'll be honest 0.72

00:46:41.240 i saw the trailer one because i was watching a video of somebody reacting to it and i thought 0.88

00:46:47.920 it looked really funny yeah here's what's great about it i just don't watch youtube guys i'm

00:46:51.060 sorry no i believe you yeah hey what about the second time you cried yeah it was after we had

00:46:57.040 a podcast with our roommate evan um and it was sort of like an intervention intervention for him

00:47:03.020 but it was also extremely emotional for me and we did our debrief afterwards for anyone wondering

00:47:07.220 um where we kind of talked about the stuff that happened on camera because obviously

00:47:11.200 can't just leave it at that was it bad it it was great so great that tears were shed

00:47:19.340 and it was it was very powerful it was it was a we we shot an episode on of this show that was

00:47:26.700 completely and utterly uncut and just raw and there was there was tears shed on the show there

00:47:31.300 was arguments between friends there at which which all ended with a step with five steps for

00:47:37.980 evan to get better mentally and he's i mean you did that all on here all on the set did he know

00:47:44.100 that was happening no it wasn't it wasn't even supposed to be an intervention it just led to

00:47:47.940 that point and he was okay with it being put out and he left multiple times he was crying yeah he

00:47:52.060 walked off he was like he was okay with it being published i am so happy he was because the amount

00:47:56.540 of support he's getting because of how vulnerable he was is incredible like because because he was

00:48:02.340 willing to open up in front of not only his friends but the world essentially over two million

00:48:07.740 it's given him so much power that we've all seen in the house he's been running with this past week

00:48:12.540 Oh, he's in such a great shape, dude.

00:48:14.460 He's in the gym.

00:48:15.320 He's so happy and so driven.

00:48:16.920 I will say this.

00:48:18.380 I'm so sorry, Evan.

00:48:20.320 I went up to his room before just to say what's up to him.

00:48:24.000 No, no. 0.99

00:48:24.560 He was jerking off? 0.99

00:48:25.420 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:48:26.540 Nope. 1.00

00:48:27.100 He was jerking off? 0.99

00:48:27.920 He was spanking his meat steak? 0.99

00:48:29.000 He was playing video games.

00:48:30.200 He said, is this my last game?

00:48:31.700 And maybe it was.

00:48:32.520 Wait, is this what the intervention is about?

00:48:34.480 It was part one, yeah.

00:48:35.640 Wait, really?

00:48:36.420 I hate to throw you under.

00:48:37.160 I thought there were like drugs.

00:48:38.260 I wasn't supposed to tell you.

00:48:40.260 He was like, don't tell Logan.

00:48:41.380 and now I've betrayed his trust.

00:48:42.620 Wait, wait, are you serious?

00:48:43.320 Dead serious. 1.00

00:48:44.160 He was playing fucking NASCAR again. 1.00

00:48:45.660 That's stupid fucking. 1.00

00:48:46.560 Bro, how many left turns can you make? 1.00

00:48:47.880 You just drive it on the track, dude,

00:48:49.380 in a little pickup truck.

00:48:50.440 He's like, what?

00:48:50.880 Honestly, Logan, one.

00:48:51.940 It's one left turn.

00:48:52.660 It's one left turn.

00:48:53.560 It's over and over and over and over and over.

00:48:55.460 Have you ever seen the videos

00:48:56.400 where like somebody smashes their brother's Xbox

00:48:59.300 when they're like really young?

00:49:01.040 By the way, another time that Logan cried

00:49:02.740 and this is the one of the most ones

00:49:05.100 I'll always remember

00:49:06.040 because it really had an impact on me. 0.98

00:49:09.000 i know you're gonna say some dumb shit right now me too we're all ready for it no i'm not 0.96

00:49:14.160 go ahead it was uh i don't know if you ever saw the video with the colorblind glasses 0.99

00:49:18.380 i'm i'm done i'm so done because honestly you could tell the pain like in knowing that your

00:49:25.560 bird is multicolored my favorite moment of the age three video though was when he showed the

00:49:32.140 clip of you being like blue red green when because you're like i can't see colors and then you had

00:49:40.340 these color changing lights and you're like purple oh oh no okay that pissed me off that was a

00:49:49.280 separate video that was a separate video that's why it's funny no no here's why it's funny the

00:49:54.560 app it's called hue and it it says blue red yellow so i can read the camera though

00:50:02.340 No, I wasn't.

00:50:02.700 Like, you're looking at the camera.

00:50:03.440 No, I wasn't.

00:50:04.140 I was holding my phone.

00:50:05.220 Pull it up.

00:50:06.260 What do I type in?

00:50:06.900 I don't even know where to start here.

00:50:07.760 I have no idea. 1.00

00:50:08.600 Nah, fuck that. 1.00

00:50:09.320 Let's just take your word for it. 1.00

00:50:10.140 I just unplugged my mic.

00:50:11.040 Nah, just keep talking.

00:50:11.940 Can you not hear?

00:50:13.360 No.

00:50:13.760 Can you hear me now?

00:50:14.400 You just got to Jimmy the switch.

00:50:15.880 Are you mad at me?

00:50:16.360 Am I picking on you too much?

00:50:17.100 No, Jimmy's Jimmy in the switch.

00:50:18.360 I love being picked.

00:50:18.920 I told you, I don't feel bullied.

00:50:20.120 But like that, I will say, can you hear?

00:50:22.080 Yeah.

00:50:22.600 That upset me because-

00:50:24.160 Because you felt like you were misrepresented.

00:50:25.320 well it was completely taken completely out of context without like it literally it said yellow

00:50:30.160 red blue like again i know how to read and i was reading that and also like to be honest with you

00:50:35.500 let's want to get fucking scientific here that's not how colorblindness works colorblindness works

00:50:40.340 when the colors that you cannot see are next to each other and bound together when they blend 0.91

00:50:46.040 so i can see solid like i can see solid color colors if they're separated but the moment they

00:50:52.320 like reds and orange and greens

00:50:54.040 start converging.

00:50:55.000 Y'all, I'm out.

00:50:55.980 I'm out.

00:50:58.180 What?

00:50:58.960 I don't know.

00:51:00.960 Maverick.

00:51:01.620 I can see the colors on Maverick.

00:51:03.500 Speaking of Maverick,

00:51:04.400 this is another thing I want to ask you.

00:51:05.520 Are you single?

00:51:06.600 Oh, I see what happened here.

00:51:10.000 I mean, if you're talking to someone,

00:51:11.720 I mean, you can just tell me.

00:51:12.640 I do need to write another album, so.

00:51:14.940 I'm sorry.

00:51:15.400 I don't know what that has to do.

00:51:16.120 So do you need like a breakup?

00:51:17.680 Do you need some content?

00:51:18.500 Yeah.

00:51:18.680 Okay.

00:51:19.060 Oh, Michael, 0.95

00:51:19.680 Michael, rip your heart apart. 1.00

00:51:20.860 I will fuck you up so badly. 1.00

00:51:22.420 It'll be awesome. 1.00

00:51:23.540 I will make you so happy and so sad within the course of 24 hours.

00:51:26.940 He will get you.

00:51:27.800 That's already my regular resting state. 1.00

00:51:29.920 Let's fucking go. 0.99

00:51:31.080 Do you enjoy mozzarella sticks? 1.00

00:51:33.120 Mozzarella sticks?

00:51:33.800 Okay, hold on.

00:51:34.960 Have you ever, you're vegan.

00:51:36.520 Have you ever eaten a frozen mozzarella stick?

00:51:41.180 Frozen.

00:51:41.620 Why don't you get out of here?

00:51:42.360 Listen, here's the thing.

00:51:43.240 When you take acid and then come on our show, do you expect us to? 1.00

00:51:49.140 are you fucking crazy are you high are you are you gabby hannah or the gabby show you're back 1.00

00:51:54.540 to being gabby show what the fuck is frozen mozzarella sticks listen that's what i'm saying 1.00

00:52:02.560 but i'm telling you somebody you don't get it till you get it because i said the same thing my friend 0.99

00:52:06.800 was like you eat them frozen i said you're a psychopath but then i did it and i was like okay

00:52:11.460 hold on this is a whole new thing that's happening because the way when you bite it like frozen

00:52:17.060 cheese does this really weird disintegration

00:52:19.420 in your mouth that is like

00:52:21.040 very stimulating in your mouth.

00:52:22.580 I'll be honest with you. Don't tell us about it.

00:52:24.980 Show us right now. Here's a fucking frozen 1.00

00:52:27.040 mouth. No, shit. 1.00

00:52:28.520 How are these coming from the sky? I'll delete it. 1.00

00:52:30.760 Why are you just throwing them at her? 0.99

00:52:32.420 You got to gnaw a little bit.

00:52:34.640 Can you ASMR it too, please?

00:52:36.960 The bite. You got to like really

00:52:38.980 gnaw it. Right at the mic. ASMR.

00:52:43.280 Oh! And there goes

00:52:44.980 her tooth, ladies and gentlemen.

00:52:46.560 it dude she lost her x2 incisor logan you got to take a bite we got to see well i would if mike

00:52:51.980 didn't throw him on the floor who knows what's been on this floor dude oh it's the number one 0.99

00:52:55.200 podcast in the world tell me tell me when shit falls on the floor if you don't just do this 0.95

00:52:58.960 to it it might as well have come from i didn't even pretend to brush it off i just picked it up 0.99

00:53:03.600 and ate it i can't ah fuck yo why is everyone facetiming me today bro riley junior mark jennifer 0.99

00:53:08.800 stop bro stop it's a new laptop amazing that you're vegan and i wish i could try it and i 0.99

00:53:12.960 will someday why can't you because i need to get to a place where my body is like consistently

00:53:17.960 fit enough where i can experiment a little bit and actually see how it's affecting my body does

00:53:22.740 that make sense of course so i need to be consistent for long enough that i can be like okay

00:53:25.940 am i still sustaining the way i was on veganism i see yeah what do you like to do i mean life

00:53:32.540 like you like to play chess hobbies i just learned how to play chess it's really fun

00:53:38.120 What about booze, drugs, sex, elephants?

00:53:41.040 In prison. 0.67

00:53:41.900 I have a lot of dreams about dead elephants.

00:53:43.440 I'm not sure what that means.

00:53:43.980 That's weird.

00:53:44.620 I'll be honest with you.

00:53:45.360 You've gone down one point in my attractiveness scale.

00:53:48.480 Why are you dreaming about dead elephants, lady? 0.85

00:53:52.080 I think that means that you're looking for a boyfriend

00:53:55.720 whom you're probably in the same room.

00:53:59.340 You just had the dream.

00:54:00.400 You just said you had a girlfriend. 1.00

00:54:01.640 Stop fucking putting these mozzarella sticks on me, dumbass. 1.00

00:54:04.680 No, bro, now I'm fucking mad 1.00

00:54:05.900 because the crumbs are all over my desk 0.97

00:54:07.500 my new laptop

00:54:08.320 my new laptop

00:54:09.060 I spilled coffee

00:54:09.700 and the last one

00:54:10.140 is my new one

00:54:10.780 and you keep putting

00:54:11.500 mozzarella sticks on it

00:54:12.320 and the crumbs

00:54:12.880 are getting on here

00:54:13.480 so please stop dude

00:54:14.460 hey

00:54:14.680 hey

00:54:14.940 please

00:54:15.380 both of you say sorry

00:54:16.520 to each other right now

00:54:17.340 I won't

00:54:17.820 say it

00:54:18.340 I'm sorry

00:54:19.020 I'm sorry

00:54:19.780 he always does this

00:54:20.920 bro

00:54:21.120 he always does this

00:54:22.620 I told you twice now

00:54:23.780 bro

00:54:24.040 it's just like the time

00:54:25.060 Gabby

00:54:25.420 it's just like

00:54:26.060 what he did to you

00:54:27.100 Logan Paul 1.00

00:54:29.400 is a bully 0.99

00:54:30.260 he's controversial

00:54:31.620 and he's just not

00:54:32.720 a good person

00:54:34.220 YouTube was right

00:54:36.580 to take him off 1.00

00:54:37.300 fucking google preferred he's a piece of shit eat the mozzarella stick oh i google what is daydreaming 1.00

00:54:43.560 about dead elephants mean but there's nothing not daydreaming dreaming oh yeah he can't even get a 1.00

00:54:47.660 bite come on a little bit get it up to the mic it's good you're real it's good you realize just

00:54:56.360 just tell her what he wants here's what i'll tell you you did the same thing to the emilio twins

00:55:00.600 and that backfired on what do you mean i did that was my brother dummy oh what now you're logan not

00:55:05.800 Jake because every time I go out

00:55:07.760 with you someone says Jake Ball

00:55:09.320 you have to get past the breading part and get to the cheese

00:55:11.880 I'll be honest with you Gabby you lost me at breading

00:55:13.760 okay just because you're hot you can't make me 1.00

00:55:15.640 eat frozen foods okay warm the fucking 1.00

00:55:17.640 shit up like a normal person 0.99

00:55:19.320 emphasis on hot by the way you are 0.99

00:55:23.800 steaming I know I'd like to take

00:55:25.760 you to a lake and put you in a canoe 1.00

00:55:27.240 what the fuck 1.00

00:55:28.740 what does that mean 0.99

00:55:31.940 don't worry about it 0.99

00:55:33.520 holy shit where did your 1.00

00:55:35.500 Where'd your mind just go? 1.00

00:55:36.780 I just took it down to the lake.

00:55:38.860 Down to the lake.

00:55:39.760 But I mean, if it's a lake, it could even be open field and a basket.

00:55:44.140 I don't care what you and me are going to be contained in some unit in a landscape.

00:55:49.220 I don't know where it's going to be.

00:55:50.560 Is it a coffin in a graveyard?

00:55:51.980 Because I'm getting scared.

00:55:52.680 No, no, no, no.

00:55:53.980 Maybe.

00:55:54.620 But also, no.

00:55:56.080 You choose.

00:55:56.900 You choose.

00:55:58.620 Jesus.

00:55:59.820 All I'm saying is that I love you. 0.97

00:56:01.960 This is how you ask girls on a date?

00:56:03.360 He doesn't ask girls 0.95

00:56:05.720 He tells girls 0.95

00:56:07.140 He tells them exactly what's happening 1.00

00:56:09.360 They like it

00:56:10.320 Like a canoe

00:56:10.880 A good canoe

00:56:11.480 I'm crying

00:56:12.160 A good canoe date

00:56:14.120 That's great

00:56:15.100 Will you please date our friend?

00:56:17.420 Please date my date

00:56:18.500 I haven't had a bite

00:56:19.600 If you eat that whole mozzarella stick

00:56:21.420 You'll go on a date with him?

00:56:23.100 Yeah 1.00

00:56:23.440 You just fucked her shit up 1.00

00:56:28.780 Ew I just spit 1.00

00:56:29.540 He just swallowed the whole thing

00:56:30.860 Oh my god

00:56:31.980 You're doing it just like that

00:56:33.140 I can see the frost coming out of his mouth

00:56:36.360 It's probably so cold

00:56:38.000 Oh you threw it all over the floor

00:56:40.300 You blew it 1.00

00:56:41.420 I fucking disgusted 1.00

00:56:43.060 I don't even want to fucking date you 1.00

00:56:45.180 She's turned on though 1.00

00:56:47.520 She liked it

00:56:48.520 The reason why

00:56:50.180 Now you know that was pretty damn good though

00:56:52.780 I got a little cheese in my mouth

00:56:54.540 There's something about the cheese in your mouth

00:56:57.840 Logan please try it

00:56:58.940 I can't because my Invisalign I remember

00:57:00.860 Let's do this sound

00:57:02.680 that's the cheese

00:57:06.360 no I hear it every morning

00:57:07.440 when you eat next to me

00:57:08.720 fair enough

00:57:09.380 oh are you a loud chewer

00:57:10.460 because that

00:57:10.960 is a deal breaker

00:57:11.860 I have misophonia

00:57:12.560 it's an actual thing

00:57:13.720 what's misophonia 0.97

00:57:14.520 blind rage at the sound

00:57:15.760 of people eating my next to me

00:57:16.640 like you like

00:57:17.300 so I'm chewing my food

00:57:18.520 too loud

00:57:19.020 and all of a sudden

00:57:19.440 misophonia is a disorder

00:57:20.840 in which certain sounds

00:57:22.020 trigger emotional

00:57:22.940 or physiological responses

00:57:24.340 that some might perceive

00:57:25.320 as unreasonable

00:57:25.980 given the circumstance

00:57:26.900 those who have misophonia

00:57:28.800 might describe it

00:57:29.480 as when a sound

00:57:30.040 drives you crazy

00:57:31.220 that's me

00:57:32.540 so you flip goes up a wall and i got to the root of it somebody asked me jokingly they're like 0.99

00:57:37.760 what did your mom used to chew loud or something and i was like oh that is what a bitch yeah how's 0.93

00:57:44.240 your mom nowadays she's so short but i i've actually just realized that i look kind of like 0.98

00:57:49.660 my mom i've always been like i look like my dad with genetics yeah but like i've never thought

00:57:54.440 about it i've always been like i look like my dad but i also look like my mom which is weird seems

00:57:58.220 a silly thing to not consider.

00:57:59.960 Yeah, a little. 0.90

00:58:00.680 Given she's your mom and whatnot.

00:58:01.840 Spencer, are you Googling

00:58:02.660 Gabby Show's mom?

00:58:04.100 I can.

00:58:04.880 No, he's looking at

00:58:05.440 bank restrictions on Forbes. 1.00

00:58:07.140 What's the fucking problem, man? 1.00

00:58:09.260 Holy shit. 1.00

00:58:09.880 I can't do this anymore. 0.99

00:58:12.200 What's good, Spencer?

00:58:13.320 Two podcast members

00:58:14.220 or there are three.

00:58:15.540 The education system

00:58:16.640 and bank restrictions.

00:58:17.700 I was preparing for facts.

00:58:19.460 Let's do facts.

00:58:20.240 Let's do facts with Spencer.

00:58:21.520 Good God.

00:58:22.380 There we go.

00:58:23.280 Facts.

00:58:23.980 We do a segment

00:58:24.860 called Facts with Spencer.

00:58:26.200 Spencer's always got good facts.

00:58:27.620 What you got?

00:58:28.040 Okay, so China is killing prisoners to harvest organs for transplant. 0.57

00:58:34.700 How is it killing them?

00:58:35.700 This has been happening for a long time, apparently.

00:58:39.300 And the China tribunal concluded that forced organ harvesting has been committed for years throughout China on a significant scale.

00:58:50.320 How are they killing the prisoners?

00:58:52.440 Not ones who die off? 0.98

00:58:53.660 Like, they're straight up killing them?

00:58:55.220 So I have heard this story.

00:58:57.340 I already had read this article.

00:58:59.400 This is one of the most disturbing things.

00:59:03.680 They are killing prisoners,

00:59:06.100 taking dead prisoners and harvesting their organs to sell them on the black 1.00

00:59:10.560 fucking. 1.00

00:59:11.300 Oh my God, 1.00

00:59:12.560 dude.

00:59:12.800 My worst fear is having my organs harvested.

00:59:15.260 I need them for survival and to maintain homeostasis. 1.00

00:59:18.500 I can't imagine the people in China right now,

00:59:20.840 if they go to prison,

00:59:21.680 they're just fearful for their lives and their organs.

00:59:24.000 Right.

00:59:24.180 Like you ask prisons,

00:59:24.960 you get like a TV.

00:59:26.260 Wait, 1.00

00:59:26.380 China, you lose a heart.

00:59:27.920 Sorry, I might have messed that up.

00:59:28.920 Did you say Chinese people are sending people to Oregon?

00:59:31.860 No.

00:59:32.720 They're playing an organ like a piano. 1.00

00:59:35.700 See, you don't have to completely fuck me on that. 0.99

00:59:38.760 They're playing the organ? 1.00

00:59:39.140 Yeah, they're harvesting the organs that they're playing.

00:59:41.720 And then they're playing the organ.

00:59:43.000 Yeah, they're taking away the organs.

00:59:44.820 Like one of those big ones with the pipes in church?

00:59:46.760 Yes, they're harvesting the organs to play the organ in Oregon.

00:59:49.740 Exactly.

00:59:50.060 Wow.

00:59:50.540 We got there.

00:59:51.880 All right.

00:59:52.320 China, you all got it. 0.99

00:59:53.540 It should stop. 1.00

00:59:54.380 Yeah.

00:59:54.760 What's the next thing?

00:59:55.360 I'm going to tell you, son.

00:59:55.960 Stop it.

00:59:56.640 Scientists have found the most Earth-like exoplanet ever.

01:00:00.880 Wait, hold up.

01:00:01.440 I'm really into this fact.

01:00:02.620 It's nearby.

01:00:03.280 Wait.

01:00:03.860 No, how many light years?

01:00:04.920 It's the 24th nearest star.

01:00:07.800 Wait, it's a star?

01:00:10.300 It's an exoplanet around the star.

01:00:12.980 Okay, okay.

01:00:13.440 So, it's the most Earth-like.

01:00:15.920 So, we got a chance, guys.

01:00:17.160 We got a chance.

01:00:17.480 What's it called?

01:00:17.900 I'm going to Google it on my end.

01:00:19.420 Why, so we can go ruin that one?

01:00:20.120 What's the planet called?

01:00:20.740 I'm getting cold.

01:00:21.480 I'm just throwing me off.

01:00:22.080 Like, Anazobia 4-2?

01:00:23.480 What's it called?

01:00:23.920 name of the planet xenophobia 46 chlamydia 5 9 it's called t garden b t garden b got it

01:00:31.040 they always come over some dope names the guardian b australia t garden how many light

01:00:39.380 years is it spencer this is very important to me by the way t garden dog not guardian oh listen

01:00:44.740 i don't understand light years anyone i'll tell you i'll tell you light years so explain light

01:00:49.240 moves at a certain speed it's called the speed of light and yes and physics is known as c and the

01:00:53.220 speed is a huge huge massive can't even um like literally physically impossible to reach you turn

01:01:01.120 on a light switch so why do we measure in light years because it's the largest unit of measurement

01:01:06.900 because if you were to travel at the speed of light hypothetically we'll never ever get there

01:01:11.220 if you were to hypothetically travel at the speed of light that it would take that many years going

01:01:17.260 that 12.5 light years sea garden b that's 12.5 light years that's it that's a that's a hop that

01:01:22.820 is indeed the closest but it i want to hear that's close that's close that's really close

01:01:29.180 there are thousands of like like that's a hop skip but that's like where the new chick-fil-a

01:01:33.260 they're building we got a legit chance get there i mean light in miles per hour how do you get

01:01:38.400 there you're having babies on the ship we got to create a ship a fast moving ship it's not that

01:01:44.360 It's the simplest way is to find a hyper hole.

01:01:48.780 See, y'all are playing, but I'm serious.

01:01:50.660 How do we get there?

01:01:51.600 The speed of light is 670,616,629 miles per hour.

01:01:58.520 So if you go that fast for 12 and a half years in a space pod, you'll hit that planet.

01:02:04.220 It takes the light from the sun, what is it, seven minutes to get to Earth?

01:02:08.000 Seven light.

01:02:09.040 Yes, seven minutes.

01:02:10.560 Seven minutes.

01:02:11.440 so from the sun to earth it takes seven minutes for light to hit us i just wish that they would

01:02:16.020 measure it in a way that my brain thank you for fact checking no i mean say again like i just

01:02:21.020 wish they would tell me in a way that my brain could actually comprehend i can't comprehend a

01:02:24.120 light i think space spaceships travel and when they're in space at 50 to 60 000 miles per hour

01:02:28.800 17 600 miles per hour so it would take it would take humans probably two centuries to get to that

01:02:36.400 planet so you'd have to be literally living on a mothership to get to yes absolutely but also

01:02:41.200 a mothership that's moving so fast a mothership that is moving incredibly fast and by the way

01:02:45.600 there are generations that are planned to be bred on the ship and one generation will only know

01:02:50.140 living on the ship like that's their life wild wild right so einstein studied this and he said

01:02:55.620 that the only way to actually get there faster than traveling at the speed of light would be

01:03:00.340 um like soulmates and so i kind of feel like i kind of feel like this we could no he said solar

01:03:07.300 mates oh yes she just fucking sunned you if i'm being honest she did wow what a creative solar 0.82

01:03:15.540 mates what a creative out i got an i got a good one here so i have another cheesesteak 0.98

01:03:22.140 oh my god facts please dive in six people have now been charged in over one billion dollars

01:03:28.660 cocaine butts.

01:03:30.020 I saw that!

01:03:31.020 I saw it!

01:03:32.080 This is crazy.

01:03:33.180 Crazy.

01:03:33.920 16 tons of cocaine. 0.97

01:03:36.180 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:03:37.480 Let's get real, dog.

01:03:39.260 17.5.

01:03:40.040 17.5.

01:03:41.620 Yeah.

01:03:43.380 Tell them how many pounds

01:03:44.460 that is, Spencer.

01:03:45.320 Ooh, 2,000 pounds

01:03:47.780 times 17, right?

01:03:49.180 That's 35,000 pounds.

01:03:50.640 35,000 pounds.

01:03:53.000 Do you think cocaine

01:03:53.540 will ever be legal?

01:03:54.880 No, no, absolutely not.

01:03:56.340 Absolutely not.

01:03:56.760 I don't think so.

01:03:57.280 They said that about weed.

01:03:58.660 who's they i did not say that illuminati you didn't think we would be legal i knew it would

01:04:05.260 i knew it would yes i did you were 12 no i was 12 at some point you were 12 here's the deal listen

01:04:11.000 so 35 000 pounds of cocaine here's what i will say about this say something sometimes they send

01:04:17.280 through these shipments and and they're like little shipments so that one gets caught but

01:04:22.680 like five more get through that could be the case we're lying bro that's a billion dollar street

01:04:28.780 value that much but bro listen it was on its way to the netherlands by the way it was yeah so it's

01:04:34.040 from the bahamas originally this is like a ship do you know like oh no it's huge small boat this

01:04:39.420 is like a huge ass shipping ship you know six people have been charged yeah you know the cartel

01:04:44.400 leader in mexico um del castro no that's a dictator from cuba uh but also yes at the same time 0.65

01:04:52.760 he's on the way what's the guys what's the guy's name uh el diablo well i know his name whatever

01:04:59.860 one of the last cartel leaders um he's he said the biggest issue that he had was where to store

01:05:09.080 all the money because the money

01:05:11.300 was being he said he lost

01:05:13.440 one billion

01:05:15.140 dollars estimated American dollars

01:05:17.460 through mice

01:05:19.100 eating the money and mold

01:05:20.980 they have so much money

01:05:23.000 that they literally cannot store all

01:05:25.320 the billions in cash you know

01:05:27.240 how many frozen cheese sticks you could buy

01:05:28.940 dude I'm so munching that's why I turned this away

01:05:31.220 because I don't want to trigger anyone's misophonia

01:05:32.660 what was that movie that we watched with Ben

01:05:35.200 Affleck that was really good

01:05:36.740 no not sicario

01:05:38.540 not sicario

01:05:39.340 I love that

01:05:40.220 it was like triple frontier

01:05:41.160 remember that

01:05:41.800 oh great

01:05:42.400 great movie

01:05:42.940 oh yeah

01:05:43.460 they had too much money

01:05:45.320 that they could carry

01:05:46.180 and like two of them

01:05:47.320 ended up

01:05:47.840 El Chapo

01:05:49.360 El Chapo

01:05:51.080 El Chapo

01:05:51.780 digging holes

01:05:52.300 through his prison cell

01:05:53.140 the one with Tom Cruise

01:05:54.320 what was that one

01:05:55.000 American

01:05:55.620 Mission Impossible

01:05:56.620 oh American 0.93

01:05:57.640 what do we got

01:05:58.520 American Made

01:05:59.880 where he was flying 0.95

01:06:00.540 the plane to the coke

01:06:01.320 he just had too much money

01:06:02.040 and he was like

01:06:02.600 hiding money

01:06:03.800 because he couldn't spend it

01:06:04.660 let's all be honest

01:06:05.860 at the end of the day

01:06:07.220 we all know

01:06:07.860 what the best coke movie

01:06:08.740 of all time was

01:06:09.580 Scarface

01:06:10.960 well

01:06:11.920 wow you really 0.90

01:06:12.900 screwed me up there 0.88

01:06:13.540 but yes

01:06:13.980 but I was 0.99

01:06:14.660 fucking blow 0.98

01:06:15.840 blow with Johnny 0.99

01:06:17.020 I mean come on

01:06:17.780 that's a great movie

01:06:18.440 that's an incredible movie

01:06:19.660 of course Logan's not

01:06:20.540 cultured

01:06:21.080 so he doesn't watch movies

01:06:21.900 well I'm not cultured

01:06:23.020 we should watch that today

01:06:23.800 can we have a boys day

01:06:24.680 can we have a boys day

01:06:25.700 oh it's incredible

01:06:26.580 I got one more

01:06:27.320 no no no

01:06:27.840 should we

01:06:28.200 nah

01:06:28.680 no keep going

01:06:29.460 he's not

01:06:30.180 don't let him

01:06:30.800 it's his call

01:06:32.440 man it's his show

01:06:33.180 it's impossible bro

01:06:33.840 this is a game time decision

01:06:35.800 It's up to you, man.

01:06:36.260 I have not prepared for this amount of pressure.

01:06:38.020 Was that a soundboard or was that a voice?

01:06:39.840 If I was a piece of coal, I'd be turning into a diamond because of this much pressure.

01:06:44.060 What are you going to do?

01:06:45.200 Read the fact.

01:06:45.860 Oh, my God.

01:06:46.720 Actually, no. 1.00

01:06:47.220 Fuck that. 1.00

01:06:47.820 Fuck it. 1.00

01:06:48.280 Let's do it on audio only. 1.00

01:06:49.800 Facts.

01:06:50.120 We did three.

01:06:50.680 I feel strong.

01:06:51.320 They're good facts.

01:06:52.000 Great facts.

01:06:53.080 Yo, Gabby Hanna.

01:06:54.160 Gabby Hanna, thank you for coming on the show.

01:06:55.660 Thanks for having me.

01:06:56.500 Also, sorry.

01:06:58.860 It kind of was just all about us.

01:07:00.360 Like, I feel like-

01:07:00.980 No, what?

01:07:01.220 No, we talked about you.

01:07:02.480 We want, but like, I don't know.

01:07:03.720 That's what a good podcast is

01:07:05.380 It's just a conversation

01:07:06.080 Conversation

01:07:06.540 You're right

01:07:07.080 You're a great guest

01:07:08.040 You're a great guest

01:07:08.980 You guys know how often I say that 0.99

01:07:12.060 Shit that's 0.99

01:07:13.100 This is love 1.00

01:07:13.800 How often do I say

01:07:15.580 At least

01:07:16.220 At least five times an hour

01:07:18.060 It's supposed to be a conversation

01:07:19.140 No one wants to see

01:07:20.100 An interview

01:07:20.900 Dylan producer

01:07:22.000 Listen to my voice

01:07:23.160 Heed my words

01:07:24.240 Where can they find you on social media?

01:07:27.440 Gabby Hannah now

01:07:28.420 Because I'm no longer the Gabby show

01:07:30.000 Makes sense

01:07:30.600 Makes sense

01:07:31.320 But if you search the Gabby show 1.00

01:07:32.240 Oh, my shit still pops up. 1.00

01:07:33.820 All right, fire. 0.99

01:07:34.580 Hey, y'all, hit that subscribe button.

01:07:36.660 We're going to do audio only right now.

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01:07:40.060 Make sure you check it out.

01:07:40.880 We'll see you next time.

01:07:41.520 Peace.

01:07:42.540 I can't believe you're 28.

01:07:44.120 You look so young.

01:07:44.740 I thought you were like 22.

01:07:45.740 Thank you.

01:07:46.720 That's awesome.

01:07:47.100 It's because I don't wear foundation.

01:07:48.240 Got to keep it young.

01:07:48.900 Are you still beefing with the rice gum?

01:07:51.940 No.

01:07:52.400 People ask me about it,

01:07:53.200 but like we literally just don't talk to each other

01:07:55.700 or in each other's lives at all.

01:07:58.040 You guys never just met up in the middle of an alley

01:08:00.340 and just beefed it out?

01:08:01.580 So you don't beef with each other.

01:08:02.620 You just hate each other and never speak to each other.

01:08:04.400 Is that where it's at?

01:08:05.340 No, somebody actually, I just did a radio show

01:08:08.620 and they asked me about this.

01:08:09.860 And they said, do you hate him?

01:08:11.900 And I was like, no.

01:08:12.480 Or no, they said, do you think he's a bad person?

01:08:14.100 Or like, oh, he's just a bad person.

01:08:15.100 I said, it's not bad.

01:08:16.220 He's just like constantly rewarded for bad behavior

01:08:18.500 and nobody ever checks him.

01:08:19.940 So like, I don't think he's a bad person.

01:08:21.940 But like, if you're constantly being rewarded

01:08:23.840 for being an aggressive, mean person,

01:08:25.800 you're going to be an aggressive, mean person.

01:08:27.700 Well, plus he's got that family channel now.

01:08:29.800 He's really just getting his life.

01:08:30.860 He has a family channel.

01:08:31.740 Oh, yeah.

01:08:32.080 They also asked me if he was still posting.

01:08:33.520 I was like, I genuinely have no idea.

01:08:34.820 Yeah, he's got a really good girlfriend, and they got a small dog.

01:08:39.980 And now it's-

01:08:40.540 Nice.

01:08:40.640 What is it?

01:08:40.860 What is it?

01:08:41.180 Who's his girlfriend? 0.97

01:08:41.560 Is it the Rice family?

01:08:42.960 Is that what it's called?

01:08:43.420 Yeah, it's Rice family.

01:08:45.560 Is she a YouTuber?

01:08:45.840 Rice family. 1.00

01:08:46.800 She's not. 0.98

01:08:47.540 She's like a Dan Bilzerian's girl. 0.53

01:08:50.740 Girl. 0.78

01:08:51.180 Is she?

01:08:51.820 I thought she was at first.

01:08:53.260 I don't think she was.

01:08:54.000 I made that up, yeah. 0.72

01:08:55.060 Ex-girl? 0.78

01:08:55.900 Yeah, maybe.

01:08:56.580 But I will say this.

01:08:57.700 He's going to say something.

01:08:58.520 Mark my words on this audio.

01:09:00.220 So I like both those guys a lot.

01:09:02.540 I like Abby a lot.

01:09:03.460 And I like Rice a lot.

01:09:04.540 And I like their new dog a lot.

01:09:05.920 The dog's name is Puffed.

01:09:07.860 Whoa.

01:09:08.760 Puffed?

01:09:09.220 The dog's about this big.

01:09:10.640 You ever seen a dog this big?

01:09:11.820 That's a very good name.

01:09:12.240 I would say two inches.

01:09:13.320 It's a mouse.

01:09:14.000 Yeah.

01:09:14.260 But no, to answer your question, I don't hate him because I just don't care.

01:09:17.140 No, I got you.

01:09:18.120 But that's not the only controversy you've been in.

01:09:20.260 You've been in some controversy.

01:09:21.340 I, for some reason, somehow always find myself in controversy.

01:09:24.380 And I try very hard to not.

01:09:26.540 It's interesting.

01:09:27.260 It is interesting.

01:09:28.100 Maybe you should try less hard.

01:09:29.060 what was this

01:09:29.500 did you and Tana

01:09:30.920 did you and Tana

01:09:31.720 like get in trouble

01:09:32.380 for like selling like

01:09:33.280 cocaine

01:09:34.240 scam cocaine

01:09:35.400 oh

01:09:36.080 scam brushes

01:09:36.820 like makeup brushes

01:09:38.200 or something

01:09:38.740 makeup brushes

01:09:39.280 okay I'd like to correct

01:09:40.460 people on the definition

01:09:41.300 of scam

01:09:41.740 scam is when you

01:09:43.000 buy something

01:09:44.020 and then they take your money

01:09:45.100 and don't get a product

01:09:45.860 or you get something

01:09:46.480 that's not advertised

01:09:47.980 or something

01:09:48.580 I would not consider

01:09:50.340 this a scam

01:09:50.880 I promoted makeup brushes

01:09:52.760 that were

01:09:53.620 ten dollars

01:09:54.820 and you got ten brushes

01:09:56.120 so they were one dollar brushes

01:09:57.180 but on the website

01:09:58.300 they were like

01:09:58.980 get these high quality like brushes they were originally marked as i think sixty dollars and

01:10:04.460 they were saying they're free just pay for shipping which is just a marketing gimmick

01:10:07.080 obviously the same as like qvc like you watch qvc they're like originally four hundred dollars

01:10:11.760 then it's two hundred dollars now it's a hundred dollars but just yours for twenty dollars like

01:10:15.280 that's just a marketing whatever so people started getting their first it was they're taking your

01:10:20.700 money and nobody's getting their brushes because shipping was late or whatever but then when people

01:10:25.140 started getting their brushes nobody was speaking up about it so then i made a video being like

01:10:29.620 well i dm'd some people first i was like did you get your brushes and they were like

01:10:33.160 yeah because if there was a scam i genuinely would be like okay let's figure this out because

01:10:37.740 this company stole your money but people were getting their brushes but then they're like

01:10:41.180 yeah i got brushes but they weren't like the high quality brushes that you promised and i said

01:10:46.080 i mean you paid ten dollars i was just gonna say that like if you spend ten dollars on a product

01:10:51.560 that's being sold to you by your favorite YouTuber

01:10:53.380 and it comes and you have any

01:10:55.400 complaint about it whatsoever.

01:10:56.540 I also didn't

01:10:59.340 go on and be like,

01:11:01.220 guys, they're the greatest quality

01:11:03.420 brushes. Literally, Michael

01:11:04.920 or what's the fuck? I don't even know. 0.99

01:11:07.360 Michael Phelps. Michael Orr from the Baltimore

01:11:09.400 Raiders from the movie The Blind Side.

01:11:11.840 I didn't say these are professional.

01:11:12.980 Michael Malak from the famous show Impulsive.

01:11:14.380 I'm just going to give up.

01:11:15.900 Don't give up.

01:11:17.840 Never give up. Keep going.

01:11:19.720 it was just like one of those situations where it was i never went on and said these are the

01:11:23.880 best brushes you'll ever have i said hey guys this company is clearing out their stock they're

01:11:28.520 free brushes you pay ten dollars shipping you get ten brush they're a dollar so basically you're

01:11:32.040 like listen this company's trying to get rid of this this stuff is that's what i said yeah but

01:11:35.420 where the scandal happened is because i came on and i basically said listen guys i turned down

01:11:43.340 tens of thousands hundreds of thousands of dollars in products to not promote and then i

01:11:47.360 showed every product over the last year that I did not promote. And I was like, I'm not going to

01:11:51.760 just give you anything. I thought it was a fine deal. It's $10 for 10 brushes. They're a dollar

01:11:57.140 brush. I tried the brushes. They're elf quality. In my opinion, I think they're great. Elf is a

01:12:01.880 cheap makeup brush. What? Elf. Oh, it's a makeup brand. Yeah. But have you ever thought about how

01:12:06.980 elves feel about it? Oh, you're stupid. Really? It's something to think about. 1.00

01:12:10.900 No, and here's another thing. Here's the only argument I think they could have. Yeah.

01:12:14.940 If they had that $10 back,

01:12:17.680 think about the things off a dollar menu they could have.

01:12:20.520 They could have burgers, nuggets, fries.

01:12:23.900 Darren Olyan wouldn't be very happy about it, 1.00

01:12:25.540 but at least they wouldn't have fucked up stupid shit. 1.00

01:12:28.100 Eyebrush care, elf brushes. 1.00

01:12:29.700 I do feel bad for anybody that bought a product that I promoted

01:12:33.540 and they're not happy with it.

01:12:34.840 I do genuinely feel bad about that,

01:12:36.620 but my mistake was I came on and instead of just being like,

01:12:39.500 everybody wanted me to just be like,

01:12:40.540 I'm so sorry that I did this and like I scammed you

01:12:43.600 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:44.280 But the thing is,

01:12:45.760 scam gets thrown around a lot.

01:12:48.960 It wasn't a scam.

01:12:49.800 It was you bought a product,

01:12:51.260 you had high expectations.

01:12:52.780 And this is where I got into a lot of trouble

01:12:54.000 is I said, listen,

01:12:55.180 if you're paying $10 for 10 brushes,

01:12:58.080 manage your expectations.

01:12:59.180 That's what I said.

01:12:59.860 And people got really upset about it.

01:13:01.300 Well, can I tell you something?

01:13:02.480 Yeah.

01:13:04.020 I actually bought a brush myself.

01:13:07.100 No, I did. 0.99

01:13:07.860 And I hate you.

01:13:09.100 No, I really do mean it. 0.98

01:13:10.880 Oh, wow.

01:13:11.220 He almost just swiped a fly off your head.

01:13:12.940 so close

01:13:13.960 that's just

01:13:16.340 you use dating apps

01:13:18.280 not anymore

01:13:20.260 no need for that

01:13:22.900 I have a thing we have to shoot in like 5 minutes

01:13:26.040 wait what you can't wrap this

01:13:27.320 I'm wrapping it dude I'm closing it

01:13:28.880 I'm pulling the plug

01:13:30.320 I have to for the sake of content

01:13:32.340 one more question 1.00

01:13:33.560 don't leave her on a scam 1.00

01:13:35.360 she showed up 20 minutes late 0.92

01:13:38.440 I showed up an hour late

01:13:39.940 an hour late

01:13:42.260 why is this okay i was doing stuff you got lucky would you would you would you pull the plug on

01:13:47.480 your mom whoa in which scenario if she said bullet if she said dnr dnr do not recess it yeah

01:13:55.740 whatever she wants dude what if she got into an accident before she ever had a say in it

01:14:01.160 yeah and they're like what they're like she's got a two percent chance me would you pull it

01:14:06.200 no bro and jake comes up to an ego slogan i'll be honest with you i can't do it i need you i need

01:14:11.180 We're done, dude.

01:14:13.940 I got stuff to do.

01:14:14.940 We're done.

01:14:16.180 Thank you for listening to this episode of Impulsive.

01:14:18.020 We love you.

01:14:18.420 We'll see you next time.

01:14:18.960 Peace.

01:14:32.260 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

01:14:34.820 We have a new podcast.

01:14:36.240 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

01:14:37.620 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

01:14:38.780 We're two best friends, 22 years apart,

01:14:41.180 but so close at heart.

01:14:42.980 And I'm Lacey DiGiulio, the old one,

01:14:45.120 which means we have wildly different references,

01:14:47.360 occasionally different opinions,

01:14:48.360 and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

01:14:51.540 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

01:14:54.480 Good Taste is my business.

01:14:56.660 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

01:14:59.560 or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:15:03.340 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian,

01:15:06.100 creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.

01:15:09.140 The true crime comedy podcast,

01:15:10.540 all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.

01:15:13.540 Each week, I bring on an amazing guest.

01:15:15.420 Ooh, I scammed them.

01:15:16.600 What?

01:15:17.060 I could talk to you for an hour.

01:15:18.600 You're a generational yapper, like me.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 21, 2019

THE GABBIE SHOW IS DEAD - IMPAULSIVE EP. 91

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