Impaulsive with Logan Paul - July 12, 2019


THE BEST MOMENTS FROM 99 EPISODES OF IMPAULSIVE - BONUS EPISODE

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BELLA THORNE’S TRAUMATIC PAST - IMPAULSIVE EP. 99 100 LIVE! THE 100TH EPISODE OF IMPAULSIVE

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 22 minutes

Words per minute

192.89

Word count

15,877

Sentence count

528

Harmful content

Misogyny

87

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Toxicity

356

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Hate speech

196

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Transcript

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00:00:00.340 Lisa, tell them about our new show.
00:00:03.000 We have a new podcast.
00:00:04.320 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
00:00:05.760 I'm Lexi Iwanu.
00:00:06.860 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:00:11.040 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,
00:00:13.200 which means we have wildly different references,
00:00:15.440 occasionally different opinions.
00:00:16.760 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:00:19.600 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,
00:00:22.560 Good Taste is my business.
00:00:24.740 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
00:00:27.620 or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:00:30.000 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator,
00:00:34.920 and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.
00:00:37.200 The true crime comedy podcast, all about robbery, fraud,
00:00:40.420 and those who practice it.
00:00:41.600 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.
00:00:43.500 Ooh, I scammed them.
00:00:44.680 What?
00:00:45.140 I could talk to you for an hour.
00:00:46.680 You're a generational yapper, like me.
00:00:48.680 That's why I had to make yapping a job.
00:00:50.460 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.
00:00:53.960 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,
00:00:56.920 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:00:59.080 Let's go, I've got it!
00:01:29.080 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
00:01:34.660 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app,
00:01:39.160 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:01:42.200 I'm Hamza.
00:01:42.960 And I'm Martin.
00:01:43.620 And we're the hosts of Out of Character, the best podcast in the world, is what they said.
00:01:47.820 Wait, they said that?
00:01:48.840 Yeah, yeah, they said that.
00:01:50.020 The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff,
00:01:55.680 give our input on it.
00:01:56.740 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.
00:01:59.080 Listen out of character on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:02:04.540 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.
00:02:06.180 You're a bird.
00:02:06.920 You fly.
00:02:07.620 You're a martin.
00:02:08.280 And we are out of character. 0.53
00:02:09.760 Character podcast.
00:02:10.520 Dude, you messed up the clip.
00:02:17.120 But yeah, I know you killed that cypher.
00:02:18.560 Look at what's up.
00:02:19.080 Whoa.
00:02:19.600 Look at Logan's face right there.
00:02:21.040 Can we get a zoom in on that, please?
00:02:23.200 Oh my God. 1.00
00:02:25.660 fucking lunatic 1.00
00:02:27.320 holy shit 1.00
00:02:29.140 Andre how you feel 0.99
00:02:37.240 loaded
00:02:38.500 locked and loaded
00:02:40.080 loaded
00:02:40.820 yeah we ate a lot of lasagna
00:02:42.960 Chef Katie really hooked it up
00:02:44.040 with the lasagna 0.65
00:02:44.620 dairy free and gluten free
00:02:46.480 yay
00:02:47.260 super impressive
00:02:48.320 welcome back to a pulse
00:02:49.240 of the number one podcast
00:02:50.160 in the world
00:02:50.560 if you're not subscribed
00:02:51.520 please subscribe 0.97
00:02:52.500 this is fucking awesome 0.61
00:02:54.460 we have almost made it 0.97
00:02:55.500 to a hundred episodes.
00:02:57.680 Ah!
00:02:58.620 I can't believe it.
00:03:00.120 I can't believe it.
00:03:00.860 They said most podcasts
00:03:02.080 don't make it. 1.00
00:03:03.000 Fuck you! 1.00
00:03:04.280 Fuck you! 1.00
00:03:05.580 Fucking shit, Spencer! 1.00
00:03:07.460 You just spilled... 1.00
00:03:08.660 Oh, no!
00:03:10.380 What are you, 1.00
00:03:10.960 out of your fucking mind? 1.00
00:03:12.300 No! 1.00
00:03:13.040 No, it's my sweater!
00:03:14.240 Look out!
00:03:14.700 It's coming down
00:03:15.300 the whole tray!
00:03:16.040 Bro, bro,
00:03:16.580 if this gets in the light,
00:03:18.000 this $30,000 table
00:03:20.500 could be ruined.
00:03:21.180 I'll be honest with you,
00:03:21.720 you spilled an entire coffee.
00:03:22.660 You, you're...
00:03:23.700 Bro, what is...
00:03:24.320 We almost made it to episode 100 and our set dies.
00:03:28.720 All the lights die on the table.
00:03:30.240 Spencer, what's good?
00:03:31.360 Why did you do that intentionally?
00:03:33.440 I saw that.
00:03:34.560 You did, right?
00:03:35.380 That was intentional.
00:03:36.080 Right during my intro?
00:03:37.180 Yeah.
00:03:37.800 And I was literally going to say, this is a very important episode for me. 0.91
00:03:44.080 So don't fuck it up.
00:03:45.640 Was that just water or vodka? 0.99
00:03:47.400 It smelled kind of like poop.
00:03:49.600 Poop water?
00:03:50.420 Yeah.
00:03:50.860 Hey, guys.
00:03:51.260 Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
00:03:52.260 What just happened?
00:03:52.800 i was running an influencer campaign i didn't even know we had started spencer spilled his water
00:03:57.640 but yeah guys we oh my gosh we have grown so much on this show right in front of your eyes we've
00:04:03.460 really nailed down our form and our niche in the podcast space we finally have got a hold on our
00:04:09.700 voice and how we interact with each other the trio and you guys have been loving the show and we love
00:04:15.320 doing it and uh this this is going to be something that i'm definitely going to be doing for a long
00:04:19.140 time in my life so yeah just again thank you and like i said this episode is important to me i think
00:04:23.940 it could be one of the best we are going to do highlights of the 100 almost episodes of of
00:04:30.700 impulsive and this is great do you want to get sentimental now or should we wait wait till the
00:04:35.180 end i mean like what do you have to say i've so much lasagna in my esophagus right now i ate
00:04:39.720 three pieces it's because it's gluten-free and so sometimes it's a little stickier than usual
00:04:45.400 you can stop I think
00:04:47.200 remember that time
00:04:48.500 here's a funny moment
00:04:49.560 that won't be included
00:04:50.440 remember that time 1.00
00:04:51.340 that little dick 1.00
00:04:52.040 shout out a fucking 1.00
00:04:52.900 dwarf mom's mouth 1.00
00:04:53.960 so much reminiscing 1.00
00:04:56.260 fucking little dick 1.00
00:04:58.620 shout out 1.00
00:04:59.160 yeah guys
00:04:59.600 if you don't follow us
00:05:00.200 on Instagram
00:05:00.600 please do so
00:05:01.620 at Impulsive Shows
00:05:02.560 we post a lot of
00:05:03.700 highlights and clips there
00:05:04.860 so you may have seen
00:05:05.780 some of these
00:05:06.140 you may not have
00:05:06.980 so we're gonna give you guys
00:05:07.740 a little insight
00:05:08.240 of what went on
00:05:09.100 behind the scenes
00:05:09.760 and what we were thinking
00:05:10.440 during the moment itself
00:05:11.980 also I think you should know
00:05:13.300 episode 100 0.57
00:05:14.480 is going to be live it's going to be live it's going to be fucking awesome our first live show 0.87
00:05:18.820 hopefully we don't do anything during my career we can mess that up easily totally i did it's 0.75
00:05:24.280 gonna be three hours i did a live podcast recently i did all right i think we could make it if i can 0.83
00:05:28.920 make it through a three hour live podcast with coronas banks and fucking no jumper yeah i
00:05:34.160 definitely make it through it sober with my two best friends yeah yeah you're right i think we're 0.50
00:05:38.680 gonna make it through that one so make sure to tune in there we're looking to get a live music
00:05:42.040 act as well and two sick guests not saying it's gonna happen but we have pretty much locked why
00:05:48.260 don't we and drake as the musical performer drake why don't we are coming as the music
00:05:53.400 500,000 people 500,000 people in the crowd and i believe don't quote me on this but i believe
00:05:59.340 we've locked ariana grande as the guest really and that's awesome who else was the other one uh
00:06:04.680 Adam Caller
00:06:07.620 Adam Caller
00:06:08.940 our legal counsel
00:06:11.000 for Maverick
00:06:11.960 wow what a guest
00:06:13.780 that's what you came up with
00:06:17.000 also Challenger Games
00:06:18.280 I'm sure you guys have heard of it already
00:06:19.740 we're doing an event on July 27th
00:06:22.060 tickets are on sale by the time this is out
00:06:24.980 so make sure you get tickets for Challenger Games here in LA
00:06:27.000 a track and field event with the biggest influencers
00:06:29.060 in the world it's going to be live streamed
00:06:30.340 we're going to see who's the fastest I'm the fastest
00:06:31.780 we already know that and I'm going to put $100,000 on it
00:06:34.160 raise a bunch of money for charity so should we just get into it should we just jump right into
00:06:38.120 it yeah yeah i don't think we should 100 deviator highlights of impulsive all right so number one
00:06:45.520 um i mean i think it pretty much makes sense to to do the most impulsive moment yeah it seems to
00:06:51.500 make sense you i think we can all pretty much agree on this one you want to speak words if you
00:06:58.800 if we hadn't already agreed on,
00:07:01.260 okay,
00:07:01.560 go ahead.
00:07:02.580 What?
00:07:02.880 If we hadn't already agreed on it,
00:07:04.060 would we all agree on it?
00:07:04.920 Or are we only agreeing on it?
00:07:05.940 Cause we agreed on it before the show.
00:07:07.120 I think it's like the point of like a show is to act like some
00:07:09.880 things are spontaneous.
00:07:11.140 Oh yeah.
00:07:11.860 I'm pretty sure we can all agree on this.
00:07:15.640 When Steve-O whipped out his wiener and I don't even know how this, 0.76
00:07:19.960 the trick he did where he like caught it in between his legs.
00:07:22.960 He swung catch,
00:07:24.120 right?
00:07:24.440 Yeah.
00:07:24.680 This was incredible.
00:07:27.020 It's all good.
00:07:27.660 You're good, bro.
00:07:28.320 I'm on a diet.
00:07:28.740 You traveled a little bit, too.
00:07:30.060 No worries. 0.81
00:07:30.780 I'm going to perform the double back.
00:07:32.980 No way. 0.97
00:07:34.160 Hold up. 1.00
00:07:34.600 What the fuck? 1.00
00:07:35.380 He's actually... 1.00
00:07:36.960 Wait, you can jump from there?
00:07:38.360 No, no.
00:07:38.800 I thought he was going to do a backflip.
00:07:40.140 So did I, right?
00:07:41.220 Yeah.
00:07:41.540 And then I was like, he seems a bit old to do backflips off a table with like one inch
00:07:46.900 of clearance above his head.
00:07:48.060 I'm not going to do the double backflip.
00:07:50.000 This is where it got real.
00:07:51.020 Yeah.
00:07:51.580 He got to the floor.
00:07:52.660 Love you, Steve-O. 1.00
00:07:55.400 I got the messy ass. 1.00
00:07:57.100 I have a front row seat to this. 1.00
00:07:59.080 When he started swinging his hips,
00:08:00.780 this is when I wasn't sure.
00:08:02.480 And then...
00:08:03.400 Wait.
00:08:04.160 Hold up.
00:08:04.920 Okay, so he's hip thrusting.
00:08:06.900 He's hip thrusting 1.00
00:08:07.700 and his penis is bouncing up and down 1.00
00:08:10.620 and he's going to catch it between his thighs. 1.00
00:08:12.220 Holy shit. 1.00
00:08:13.460 Holy fucking shot. 1.00
00:08:15.400 Steve-O has caught his vagina. 1.00
00:08:18.020 He's done it, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00
00:08:20.120 Steve-O has caught his vagina. 1.00
00:08:23.700 What a great moment. 1.00
00:08:25.760 yo why is it that you look like five years younger it's the beard i'm it's the beard he looks when he 0.99
00:08:32.260 a hundred percent when he shaves that beard off he looks like lloyd from dumb and dumber 0.96
00:08:35.700 like he just has you also dyed your hair no currently yeah i'm bro i look good right thank 0.96
00:08:42.020 you yeah right now in that i'm like a redhead without without you're lucky you're at the
00:08:46.280 other side of the table right now why because you hit me or come on to me angel angel angel 1.00
00:08:52.800 Angel Spencer's girlfriend called him a little bitch earlier 1.00
00:08:55.200 In his ear 0.99
00:08:55.680 Not as a joke for the boys to hear
00:08:57.760 I overheard it 0.89
00:08:58.660 She keeps me in line 1.00
00:09:01.400 You're a little bitch 1.00
00:09:02.200 I was like god damn right he is Angel 1.00
00:09:04.880 I hear her do that all the time 0.60
00:09:06.760 It is true
00:09:07.440 The Steve-O thing
00:09:09.060 Man of many talents to say the least
00:09:12.580 And I did not know he was going to go full nude
00:09:15.040 In front of our whole cast
00:09:17.460 Truly inspiring
00:09:18.340 Quite literally went balls to the wall
00:09:20.300 yeah yeah and and i think i saw him do it at his improv show the next week so we got like a little
00:09:26.240 sneak peek at the ball catch trick what did that what did that tell you about where this show was
00:09:30.160 going because i mean that was right in the beginning i was still sitting on that side of
00:09:33.200 the table which by the way great great side over there um but i think i was like yo like is this 0.97
00:09:39.360 is this how it's going to be moving forward just dicks swinging dicks yeah yeah definitely something 0.96
00:09:45.040 to be said about like the the type of show this was going to be because we're not for the faint 0.98
00:09:49.140 hearted that's for sure but man i don't know if i knew it was going to be be like this that really 0.55
00:09:55.320 launched us on like an exponential dick growth and i don't think we ever came down no we we talk 0.99
00:10:00.820 about this our our conversations somehow always devolved to genitals to dicks mainly and i don't 0.99
00:10:09.720 know how because we could be talking about the financial crisis of 19th of the 1920s it'll get 0.99
00:10:16.580 it'll get back to dicks and it's funny too because between the three of us none of us 0.98
00:10:20.840 like dicks at all i don't mind mine no no no of course you like your own huge fan yeah of your 0.99
00:10:27.300 own of your own but like me and me and me and chief wahoo we ball we ball out who's g files 0.99
00:10:32.860 chief wahoo i said chief watworth chief wahoo it's what i named my b oh chief wahoo but you
00:10:38.060 see what's happening now we're stuck on yeah like we're in a rabbit hole it's just we gotta get out 0.91
00:10:43.400 It's so funny because it's like a cock version of quicksand called dicksand. 0.99
00:10:47.360 Once you wade in, dude, you're just getting sucked right down that pipe. 0.99
00:10:50.780 But this is what I'm saying because we're still here.
00:10:52.760 Like, how does this happen?
00:10:55.220 We're moving on.
00:10:56.100 Save us, Captain.
00:10:56.320 I'm stuck in the dicksand now.
00:10:59.260 The most lit moment.
00:11:01.240 A couple come to mind.
00:11:02.880 So many lit moments on almost 100 episodes of this show.
00:11:06.920 I think one of my favorites was this one with Rocka Rocka.
00:11:11.520 Oh, God almighty.
00:11:12.160 Do you remember this?
00:11:12.680 Oh, fourth. 0.98
00:11:13.400 Hey, look, it's Lloyd from Dumb and Dumb.
00:11:15.560 It's getting hotter as this program. 1.00
00:11:18.880 Oh, damn, this sucks. 1.00
00:11:20.320 This got removed. 0.99
00:11:22.100 I'm happy with that one getting removed. 0.77
00:11:23.220 Hey, you keep talking trash about the video 1.00
00:11:24.660 and I'll smash this bottle on your head. 1.00
00:11:26.940 You keep talking trash about the video 1.00
00:11:30.560 and I'll smash this bottle on your head. 1.00
00:11:31.700 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:11:33.660 Shut up, Mike. 1.00
00:11:34.980 You shut the fuck up, Mike. 1.00
00:11:37.200 You're an idiot, Mike. 1.00
00:11:38.780 Oh. 1.00
00:11:40.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:11:41.600 Michael 1.00
00:11:42.120 Shit 1.00
00:11:45.120 The grand finale 1.00
00:11:47.440 Easy
00:11:48.200 Easy
00:11:48.800 Oh my
00:11:50.000 He goes
00:11:53.060 Spencer
00:11:53.540 Spencer
00:11:54.980 I love these boys
00:11:56.320 Yeah
00:11:56.780 That was so fun
00:11:58.060 That was good
00:11:58.740 That was so fun
00:11:59.760 And definitely lit
00:12:01.220 And also
00:12:01.760 Those things kind of hurt
00:12:03.240 Bad dude
00:12:04.160 They do
00:12:05.000 I didn't get popped
00:12:05.560 Oh you didn't get hit
00:12:06.340 Yeah
00:12:06.600 They're supposed to not hurt
00:12:07.740 How do you take pain
00:12:09.600 In general
00:12:10.320 no
00:12:12.100 pretty good
00:12:14.320 you sure
00:12:14.880 yeah I don't like
00:12:15.800 I don't remember the last time
00:12:16.840 I was in severe pain
00:12:18.020 should we do some
00:12:18.620 I mean
00:12:18.980 I wish we had something
00:12:21.140 to do
00:12:21.740 why don't you
00:12:22.180 how about emotional pain
00:12:23.180 how about you
00:12:23.580 why don't you come over here
00:12:24.400 and tell him a secret
00:12:25.040 that he doesn't know about you 0.97
00:12:26.100 I'll pinch him 0.64
00:12:26.760 snap it 0.86
00:12:27.100 I'll pinch him 1.00
00:12:27.840 give him a smack 0.99
00:12:28.420 oh smack it 1.00
00:12:29.060 yeah
00:12:29.540 how was that
00:12:31.280 not that bad
00:12:32.580 well I asked because
00:12:33.660 the other day I was sparring
00:12:34.760 and I was
00:12:35.560 I was just moving around
00:12:36.600 with Daisy you know
00:12:37.320 and then you came up after
00:12:38.580 and you like
00:12:39.180 kind of like puffed your chest
00:12:40.140 out a little bit stuck your chin up and you're like did you go yo let me get in there like we
00:12:43.620 should we should run it and i was like give me a little at 50 i did say 50 i wasn't sure like
00:12:49.860 like how do you take shots to the face i don't know dude that's kind of why i'm curious i want
00:12:54.100 to hop in there you know it's it's it's interesting you should one everyone should
00:13:00.280 know how they deal with a shot to the face yeah you know the last time i boxed someone was did
00:13:06.440 you guys ever go to those parties as a kid and you had them huge gloves boppers yeah big ones
00:13:11.880 yeah i whooped the oh you did i don't want my friends yeah it was bad yeah you're just bopping
00:13:17.400 them huh yeah but those are you know pretty giant gloves and i don't think we have any of those here 0.95
00:13:21.420 yeah i have an entire gas plant in my stomach right now are you farting a lot just my stomach
00:13:26.360 from that the food we just ate yeah that lasagna that we talked about three times petroleum
00:13:30.980 factory we had another most lit moment and i i think uh i think we we have to mention them um
00:13:37.340 the call her daddy girls just absolutely i'll be straightforward i'm quite in love with both of
00:13:42.040 them yeah yeah absolutely absolutely incredible real just stand out young women and uh yeah here's
00:13:46.880 a here's a moment before sex yeah i would just go straight yo but okay okay let me chime in for a 1.00
00:13:52.860 In my eyes, sometimes a good blowjob is just as good as good sex. 0.99
00:13:59.980 That's why I said, agree. 0.99
00:14:01.320 So it might as well be a one-night stand is what he's saying. 1.00
00:14:04.280 Well, I think a lot of girls out there are giving trash heads, which sucks. 1.00
00:14:06.960 Yeah, a lot of girls don't know how to give heads. 1.00
00:14:08.580 Yeah, it's trash. 1.00
00:14:09.380 That's why we came up with the gluck gluck. 0.99
00:14:11.320 I think.
00:14:11.800 The gluck gluck.
00:14:12.340 That's why.
00:14:13.000 How do you know you're good? 0.99
00:14:14.820 Because you fucking look into their eyes after and they're like freaking the fuck out. 0.99
00:14:18.560 Well, I think like, no. 0.99
00:14:19.100 Like they turned into stuff.
00:14:20.280 They're stoned.
00:14:20.900 Yo, but even bad pizza. 1.00
00:14:22.860 You ever have a Medusa chick that turns you into stone? 1.00
00:14:25.820 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:14:26.360 I mean, we talk.
00:14:27.640 I mean, look where we're headed right now. 0.97
00:14:29.500 Straight into the dick sand. 0.98
00:14:30.500 I mean, literally. 0.99
00:14:31.040 No, no, no.
00:14:32.000 I'm not going back.
00:14:33.580 I'm not going back.
00:14:34.460 We talk about this all the time, but shout out, call her daddy for the gluck gluck.
00:14:39.180 Yo, I have guys have, because honestly, like this was one of those things that was a technique 0.56
00:14:45.340 that girls just weren't talking about. 0.93
00:14:46.940 It was like one of those things that they weren't sharing with each other because here's
00:14:48.980 my hypothesis slash thesis on the matter, right? 1.00
00:14:51.840 girls like to keep their bj skills their own they don't want every other girl knowing about that 1.00
00:14:59.040 the gluck oh because they want to stand out they want to be at the top level they want to be the 0.98
00:15:03.920 bj queen that's the that's the one percent of the bj queen like they they are the one percent right 0.83
00:15:08.880 and the call her daddy girls are coming out and they're distributing the wealth exactly 1.00
00:15:13.100 redistributing the wealth communism for blowjobs or or socialism let's call it blow you lism which 0.97
00:15:19.940 So in reality, you could consider 0.98
00:15:22.020 to call her daddy girls 1.00
00:15:23.060 dictators. 1.00
00:15:32.920 Just
00:15:33.480 god dang incredible.
00:15:35.740 A zinger from Mike.
00:15:37.360 That was great. I love seeing Danny when
00:15:39.560 she leans over to write a timestamp.
00:15:42.340 She's like, yep.
00:15:44.000 Our assistant literally
00:15:45.620 just wrote the word dictators.
00:15:47.960 Did you put a K?
00:15:48.860 Did you put a K?
00:15:50.200 Did you put a K or no?
00:15:51.580 She did.
00:15:54.860 What a great episode. 1.00
00:15:57.200 Perfect little girl, dude, who just like barely is kissed.
00:16:00.240 And that's right. 0.99
00:16:01.280 Every dick joke. 0.99
00:16:03.620 All right. 0.99
00:16:04.360 All right.
00:16:04.640 Here we go. 1.00
00:16:05.140 Get us out of the dick. 0.99
00:16:05.880 We're funniest moment. 0.99
00:16:07.280 I love this moment.
00:16:09.260 This was recent.
00:16:10.460 Love the Lakers colors, too.
00:16:11.860 What?
00:16:12.040 Did you do this to match your outfit?
00:16:13.780 I did not.
00:16:14.320 But wow.
00:16:14.840 Look at Dylan makes these fifth grade PowerPoint.
00:16:18.860 Shout out producer Dylan.
00:16:20.880 I like how the text is slightly 3D.
00:16:23.260 And yeah, he gives it like a turquoise drop shadow.
00:16:26.800 Yeah, it's great.
00:16:28.140 And some of them are just absolutely horrible.
00:16:29.940 But yeah, the funniest moment,
00:16:31.580 you hit this one recently.
00:16:32.920 Of course, it's Mike.
00:16:34.820 Hands down, by far, my favorite.
00:16:36.740 You have to get past the breading part
00:16:38.460 and get to the cheese part.
00:16:39.020 I'll be honest with you, Gabby.
00:16:39.860 You lost me at breading, okay? 0.81
00:16:41.300 Just because you're hot,
00:16:42.160 you can't make me eat frozen foods. 1.00
00:16:43.840 Okay, warm the fucking shit up. 1.00
00:16:45.360 Like a normal person. 1.00
00:16:46.380 Emphasis on hot by the way
00:16:50.560 You are steaming
00:16:51.420 I would like to take you to a lake and put you in a canoe 1.00
00:16:54.300 What the fuck 0.99
00:16:55.820 What does that mean 0.99
00:16:58.980 Don't worry about it 1.00
00:17:00.560 Holy shit where did your mind 1.00
00:17:02.440 Where did your mind just go home 1.00
00:17:03.900 Down to the lake
00:17:05.480 But I mean if it's a lake it could even be
00:17:08.740 Open field and a basket
00:17:10.160 I don't care what
00:17:12.300 You and me are going to be contained in some
00:17:14.760 Unit in a landscape
00:17:16.000 i don't know where it's gonna be is it a coffin in a graveyard because i'm getting scared oh
00:17:20.120 no no no maybe but also no you choose you choose incredible mike absolutely incredible phenomenal
00:17:29.360 yo did you ever did you go up on a date with her nah i didn't i didn't i didn't continue it on i
00:17:36.000 let would you have no let's be honest dude about this she's a sweetheart i don't deserve that level
00:17:42.080 of sweetness bro like we texted a few i remember she was texting me when i was in miami and like
00:17:47.700 she's like texting me like you know like making jokes i'm making jokes back like mid like orgy 0.98
00:17:54.920 you know what i'm saying in miami i'm like this girl is a sweetheart i got fucking strippers it's 0.99
00:18:00.080 like 7 a.m fucking 11 dude i'm like this girl doesn't deserve this shit for me but dude like 0.99
00:18:05.460 hey you miss 100 of the shots you don't take man yeah but sometimes you don't take the shots because 0.99
00:18:10.200 when the ball hits the rim it's gonna snap the fucking rim off bro and the basket's gonna fall 0.97
00:18:14.780 to the ground and the entire stadium's gonna collapse upon itself he's right risky shot so 0.99
00:18:19.720 it's just a risky shot for me i don't i don't like hurting people but yo fucking dude like this show 0.98
00:18:25.300 has given me a platform for randomness bro randomness pays bills dude you're really good 0.98
00:18:32.020 at randomness it's true you're the king of the callbacks how did you come up with like have you
00:18:37.020 used that line before never have you ever put a girl in a canoe no and by the way i don't think
00:18:41.620 you put girls in canoes they like get in themselves like no no you can put you in a canoe down the 0.97
00:18:47.780 river like what the fuck are you saying it's a difficult task what about a basket in a in a 0.97
00:18:54.160 wide landscape i don't know like certain days like certain days my brain is just you know this about 0.99
00:18:58.940 certain days you we leave the show and you go mike was on today yeah and the past like i'll be
00:19:04.380 honestly the past like six seven episodes we've just been grooving like moving grooving and
00:19:09.120 jiving yeah you know all right that was a real funny moment how about the hottest moment oh
00:19:15.600 i don't i don't even know if i mean this one's pretty obvious right if you watch impulsive and
00:19:21.800 you're subscribed obviously why don't you take a guess what's about to happen oh is this is this
00:19:25.920 the infamous how many people have asked that the get every guest before they come on the show
00:19:30.960 They go
00:19:32.500 Which is the Riley Reid mic
00:19:35.200 The infamous Riley Reid mic
00:19:37.460 Because I think most of you can attest
00:19:39.720 That this is the hottest moment on the show 0.99
00:19:41.420 No I'm gonna put it on my fucking mic 0.99
00:19:43.100 And I'm gonna use it every 1.00
00:19:44.000 She's doing it
00:19:45.180 Oh 0.99
00:19:45.980 Oh my god wow
00:19:48.700 It sounds out
00:19:53.120 It's happening
00:19:53.820 That's amazing
00:19:54.940 Literally without even any
00:19:58.820 i oh my god i have not watched that in some time and it still it just holds its value
00:20:05.300 i i remember we we took out the sound in there for a little bit i think because
00:20:09.560 there was some sort of gargoyle coming for from her throat like a little goblin
00:20:14.660 i think and it just made me uncomfortable and then also and i don't know if we should say this 0.89
00:20:22.060 i'll just say it before the show we said we go let's see if we can get riley to deep throw the
00:20:28.160 mic yeah and we did and it is created no hesitation just a blossoming relationship you know um and
00:20:35.800 she's i love you riley i still do that that that episode changed my life and oh it did yeah dude
00:20:41.620 one of the things i want to note too is that this uh this microphone cover has never been clean
00:20:46.420 never not once never no never thought about clean not even like anti-sanitized nothing or like that
00:20:52.920 would not be right and and this also led to so many funny moments anti-sanitize i think that's
00:20:59.380 a double negative i apologize to everyone who heard that this led to so many great moments
00:21:05.880 yeah between us and our guests too this was a moment we had with lamar odom
00:21:09.560 which is really funny we quote him all the time that's a good piece of advice what you got
00:21:14.680 Which one of y'all 0.99
00:21:17.440 Fuck Riley Reid 1.00
00:21:18.120 Old Fencer 1.00
00:21:20.180 Of course you guys
00:21:22.160 Just go after me
00:21:23.240 Which one of y'all 1.00
00:21:25.640 Fuck Riley Reid 0.99
00:21:26.460 And by the way 1.00
00:21:27.300 Up until that point
00:21:27.980 It was like
00:21:28.460 You know rehab
00:21:29.720 Drug recovery
00:21:30.800 And then
00:21:31.600 He loved talking about
00:21:33.020 Riley Reid
00:21:33.500 Yeah
00:21:33.940 That
00:21:34.620 The funny part of that
00:21:35.980 Was the pause
00:21:36.740 Cause he was like
00:21:37.680 Let me ask you a question
00:21:38.580 And then I'm like
00:21:39.580 Where are we going here
00:21:40.560 We're going to
00:21:40.960 Best rebounder of all time
00:21:42.640 Like rehab
00:21:43.280 Like
00:21:43.780 He's like 0.99
00:21:44.680 which one of y'all fuck Riley and then i i actually introduced him to Riley at Jake 0.98
00:21:50.980 i know i remember you saying that not not not much chemistry no no sparks no i think it was 0.98
00:21:55.900 a height thing um can you pull that thumbnail back up that you just left it off on because uh
00:22:02.300 appears like i can't all right i mean you hate to see that kind of thing yeah i didn't want to
00:22:06.680 see it actually i i wish i could it's just the face of just not wanting to answer that question
00:22:11.360 you both of you oh us yeah why why would that be i'll be honest that question let's let's be frank
00:22:18.740 here that is the most asked question that has ever existed on this show i like it i liken it to this
00:22:24.160 this is how i answer the question oh my god what do you have what is what is this oh no it's
00:22:31.440 impossible oh no i don't believe look at chef katie just slanging some milk slanging milk she's
00:22:37.160 got cups on cups no get these people some milk chef katie careful chef is bringing in oh my 0.97
00:22:45.160 a tray of brownies fucking weed brownies and and milk just some is this this is 0.97
00:22:51.160 are these edibles oh my god and just so i'm clear this is almond milk 0.98
00:22:56.620 you couldn't just okay chef katie thank you so much thank you thank you my god and by the way
00:23:03.520 shout out chef katie for making this possible honestly like if it wasn't for a five-star chef
00:23:08.420 i don't know if you're watching the show and you're a celebrity which i know there's some 0.99
00:23:12.280 celebrities watching the show you should try to poach this woman from us but also fuck no no don't 0.99
00:23:16.580 please don't we love please don't we need chef katie great i had a meeting at chateau mamont 1.00
00:23:20.960 and uh can you say that one more time chateau mamont can you say it one more no okay i had a
00:23:26.600 meeting there and i was like damn this is where she used to work this is a seven star established 0.70
00:23:31.580 yeah we we also yeah we definitely poached her we poached you chef katie from your last job
00:23:38.060 yeah yeah she's like yes thank you we love we love her hey is there any paper towels i have
00:23:43.440 this weird thing where if i touch something greasy i try not to touch like my phone or any
00:23:47.060 technology just not eat a brownie right now because here's what your mouth is going to sound
00:23:50.080 like if you eat a brownie on the show it's going to be like i'll watch it i'll eat one during the
00:23:54.040 next moment but i was going to say that regarding the riley reed like because we get asked all the
00:23:58.040 time right and this is this is not me speaking for myself right this is the analogy i i created
00:24:04.740 uh why would okay if you if well let's do this me and you back and forth right yeah have you ever
00:24:12.080 gone to the grocery store of course why why why would you do that would go with the idea and the
00:24:17.780 purpose of getting groceries would you ever go to the grocery store and then just leave
00:24:22.380 without getting any groceries especially if it was like a premium grocery store absolutely
00:24:26.960 probably not right absolutely not interesting you know what i'm saying
00:24:31.200 catching what i'm putting down yeah yeah that's i'm glad you clarified that you're smelling what
00:24:36.760 i'm releasing i'm raking what you're leaving wow you're raking what i'm leaving yeah
00:24:42.440 um all right here's one most cringe the most cringe moment we are gonna hurt some feelings
00:24:51.020 with this one on the show most most cringe poor guy um i don't even have a video for this one
00:24:56.760 I mean, can you just say it?
00:25:00.180 Bro, I'll be honest. 0.99
00:25:00.960 When you perp showed up, he didn't say shit. 0.99
00:25:03.140 Is that what the one it was? 0.99
00:25:04.480 That was one of them.
00:25:05.440 There were a few, but Jerry perp drank.
00:25:08.640 No, it wasn't cringe per se, but I just get.
00:25:14.620 Oh, I know what it was.
00:25:15.460 My mind collapses when like people text me and they're like, yo, let me come on the show.
00:25:19.880 Yep.
00:25:20.540 And then they come on and I might as well be talking to the wall right there behind them.
00:25:26.760 and and we're pretty good at not being cringe per se like if a guest is it shells up yeah we're
00:25:34.360 pretty good at navigating around it but whoo that was a tricky one i know what the cringe moment
00:25:40.060 oh there was i remembered it i'll say it it was when t hi my name is t responded to my rap battle
00:25:48.960 with spoken like words i remember like it was like and it's crazy because i think we're gonna 0.51
00:25:56.440 have i don't want to blow any surprises me and t are tight as shit now dude like we we love each 0.51
00:26:02.020 other but in that moment like that was a heated battle and i put my life on the line through my 0.99
00:26:07.300 freestyle and she just came and she just talked yep and it was whack as fuck dude and i think a 1.00
00:26:13.300 lot of people watching that were like damn bro that sucks well she really went at you just the 0.99
00:26:17.480 point of a freestyle is to freestyle rhythmically lyrically to some to some sort of metronome and 0.99
00:26:22.280 not just you speak but we're really good friends with you now i love her mike and her made up you
00:26:27.980 you've made up with most of the guests that you fought with i mean i'm proud of yeah i mean they
00:26:32.780 don't one that i fought with that they won't even see me fight with but that they don't even know
00:26:39.920 we had on yet because it hasn't aired because we shot this episode before this episode but it hasn't
00:26:44.660 aired till after this episode does anyone does that make sense to you perfect sense okay these
00:26:49.100 Bonnie's are amazing, by the way.
00:26:51.060 We don't really have a lot of cringe moments on the show.
00:26:53.820 I'll be honest with you.
00:26:54.480 We keep it kind of fresh.
00:26:55.820 There's three of us to make sure it doesn't get, like, stale, you know?
00:26:58.300 Yeah.
00:26:58.520 All right.
00:26:59.340 Best moment of inspo.
00:27:00.580 Best moment of inspiration.
00:27:02.600 There's a few.
00:27:02.680 There's a lot.
00:27:03.420 There's a lot.
00:27:06.340 I'm assuming it's Charlie.
00:27:08.340 It's got to be Charlie.
00:27:09.560 Yeah.
00:27:09.700 I'm assuming, right?
00:27:10.460 It's got to be Charlie Jordan.
00:27:11.000 I mean, that episode was just.
00:27:12.340 That episode was just.
00:27:12.980 I mean, Charlie Rocket.
00:27:14.380 Did you say Charlie Jordan?
00:27:16.160 Shout out Charlie Jordan.
00:27:17.040 You do.
00:27:17.420 What's on your mind, bro?
00:27:18.860 Yeah, you want to tell us something about Charlie Jordan,
00:27:20.680 the Instagram model slash singer woman?
00:27:23.340 Nah, she's great. 1.00
00:27:24.180 You got some derriere on that mind of yours. 0.99
00:27:26.380 Bro, you... 0.98
00:27:27.380 I'm so sorry, Charlie.
00:27:29.820 But I'm not sorry, Charlie Rocket,
00:27:31.400 because you inspired many of us with this moment right now.
00:27:34.540 So when I wake up in the morning,
00:27:36.700 I start off with like my cup of coffee at Starbucks.
00:27:41.800 I go to the counter,
00:27:44.680 double shot of espresso on ice,
00:27:47.760 splash of almond milk, two raw sugars. The lady says to me, that'll be $2.40. I said,
00:27:56.340 all that happiness for only $2.40? Some people buy Lamborghinis to find happiness. Some people
00:28:04.420 try to buy mansions to find happiness. I'm getting all this happiness for $2.40. I'm on a winning
00:28:10.320 streak. And I start my winning streak every day because if I'm looking for the winning streak,
00:28:16.600 I'm going to find it
00:28:18.100 I started a winning streak
00:28:20.020 I mean, if you have a 14 gig winning streak
00:28:22.740 There's only one thing on your mind
00:28:24.120 15
00:28:24.980 So if I'm looking
00:28:26.660 Oh, I'm a winner
00:28:27.580 Boom, green light
00:28:28.540 Winning streak
00:28:29.680 Boom, catch a good parking spot
00:28:31.700 Winning streak
00:28:32.840 And I'm going throughout my day
00:28:34.420 Only looking for wins
00:28:36.000 And then my frequency turns into a winning frequency
00:28:38.900 When we're losing
00:28:40.580 And we're negative
00:28:41.720 And we're stuck
00:28:42.820 And we're stale 0.98
00:28:43.580 We're like, man, life sucks 0.94
00:28:45.140 Oh, look at this bad thing 0.73
00:28:46.540 Oh, stumped my toe
00:28:47.860 Oh, somebody's screaming
00:28:48.960 Oh, bad Parkinson's
00:28:50.000 You're literally looking for the negatives
00:28:51.960 But what we have in our brains is this thing called the reticular activating system
00:28:56.460 And it's the part of our brain that filters
00:29:00.320 Like right now
00:29:01.380 That's biology, I don't know what he's saying
00:29:02.800 By the way, hey Evan, how are you?
00:29:04.200 Hey, what's up, Bev?
00:29:05.780 There he is
00:29:06.160 Speaking of moments of inspo
00:29:07.420 Here's another moment of inspo for a lot of people out there
00:29:09.720 That was another show that really
00:29:12.600 Oh, Evan?
00:29:13.220 Yeah
00:29:13.480 You're just jumping ahead like that?
00:29:14.800 I mean, he's sitting there.
00:29:15.700 How long is he going to sit there for?
00:29:16.800 We are going to cover you.
00:29:17.600 I made him come back. 0.99
00:29:18.560 He just came to get a brownie.
00:29:20.000 I just thought it'd be cool to see him for a sec.
00:29:22.620 But no, this episode after Charlie Rocket told you about the winning streak,
00:29:27.420 you went around the house for weeks after just yelling,
00:29:31.260 winning streak!
00:29:32.280 Winning streak!
00:29:33.160 And you taped up individual letters.
00:29:34.900 You printed them off. 1.00
00:29:35.700 W-I-N-N-I-N-G-S-T-R-E-A-K. 0.81
00:29:39.400 And you hung them on your wall.
00:29:40.980 It's still in my room right now.
00:29:42.060 It is?
00:29:42.640 It is.
00:29:43.040 He affected you.
00:29:43.860 i wake up every morning and i see the words winning streak and i walk out of my room and 0.92
00:29:49.080 and i'm not as good at it as him but i try like i take a breath of air i'm like holy shit this air
00:29:53.500 is free winning streak yeah i come downstairs i try to go get some food whatever chef katie's
00:29:59.500 like here's your breakfast i'm like winning streak everything that happens is a is a small
00:30:04.480 victory and if you look at life like that you can't lose okay but how long till like
00:30:08.820 me just playing devil's avocados
00:30:11.120 until Charlie
00:30:12.680 buys a cup of coffee
00:30:15.780 stubs his toe and then he's like 1.00
00:30:17.040 fuck this is actually just a cup of coffee 1.00
00:30:19.680 and then just winds up in a jet 1.00
00:30:21.740 turbine
00:30:22.300 turned into mincemeat
00:30:24.880 that's the worst
00:30:26.340 a severe turn
00:30:28.560 that I just wasn't expecting for that winning streak
00:30:31.400 that was definitely a great moment
00:30:33.400 shout out Charlie Rocket
00:30:34.900 we had a lot on this show
00:30:37.120 I think two that stick out to me as well.
00:30:38.660 Let me take a sip of milk
00:30:39.400 because I'm not sure
00:30:39.900 if there's chocolate in my teeth.
00:30:40.940 Get that milk.
00:30:42.040 That milk, boy.
00:30:43.280 ASMR real quick.
00:30:52.220 That's your favorite ASMR thing.
00:30:53.280 I was just going to say that.
00:30:54.520 He always does that.
00:30:57.940 Like, why are you making the noise?
00:31:00.260 Because that's the noise
00:31:00.860 it makes without it.
00:31:01.500 Listen.
00:31:04.140 And then so I could do it without.
00:31:05.440 Watch.
00:31:07.740 Listen to how it's similar.
00:31:11.060 That's great.
00:31:11.940 All right, anyways.
00:31:12.700 No, wait.
00:31:13.580 Yeah.
00:31:14.140 I just want to get these two out.
00:31:16.300 Okay.
00:31:16.520 These two out.
00:31:17.000 All right.
00:31:17.320 Steve Weatherford.
00:31:18.460 Yeah.
00:31:19.000 He had a quote that, whoo!
00:31:21.860 Spanked you?
00:31:22.420 Yeah. 0.99
00:31:22.820 I take some nuggets from the show and apply them to my life.
00:31:24.960 He said, pros make decisions based on commitments.
00:31:29.200 Amateurs make decisions based on feelings.
00:31:33.140 It got me thinking, man.
00:31:33.980 especially specifically with me getting out of bed in the morning that is a hard thing for me to do
00:31:39.340 not because i'm like lazy or like depressed or because i i don't want to get up i just love
00:31:45.860 sleeping i love sleep my body's my body needs it i work out i my mind is working every single
00:31:51.880 second that i'm awake literally from the moment i wake up to the moment i go to sleep so my body's
00:31:56.340 like hey man we we we're chilling right now for a second so i have to overcome that hump because
00:32:01.080 of perhaps a commitment i've made to to work out at 9 a.m um and i'm a pro i would like to consider
00:32:07.220 myself a pro so that's how that's the mindset i've adopted in my life yeah there's sometimes
00:32:11.720 where you wander out of your room i'm like is that a homeless man yeah or like who is that
00:32:17.620 hella homeless jake says i look homeless all the time because i just ain't putting on for everyone 0.97
00:32:24.740 all the time but you get it though you hop up in the ring and i'm like damn he's a pro yeah bro
00:32:29.760 this morning this morning it was 10 58 sparring at 11 10 58 i'm sitting on that love sack texting
00:32:35.420 and i felt like i was i was pretty sure i was gonna die in that moment yeah i saw you walk out
00:32:41.540 i was like this he's in bad shape just slow just i was back in the gym and you came wandering out
00:32:46.700 you know what i'll do sometimes take this advice sometimes i'll throw water on my face it's cold
00:32:50.740 water and on the back of my neck or just stick my head in a sprinkler just wakes you up real quick
00:32:56.000 i've seen you do that too yeah and then the other episode that's a moment that stuck out to me was
00:33:01.260 jordan belfort when he was talking about how we got this like a real sort of victim mentality
00:33:08.640 society right now and uh he iterated that it's important to be to not be a circumstance of your
00:33:15.700 environment you have to shape the world around you life life is not going to happen to you you
00:33:19.840 need to happen to life and i think that really resonated with me because that's what i feel like
00:33:24.100 i've always been doing but to hear someone say that in that way it's really nice to be reaffirmed
00:33:29.340 that the things you're doing are right i also i also like noor as well her stories like hearing
00:33:36.020 someone that had been awesome level of uh that girl's she's she's been through a lot dude like
00:33:41.720 like all the the refugee status and all of that you know not knowing where the next meal or bed 0.98
00:33:50.160 was like all that stuff man like and then and then being as sweet and just like an anomaly is 0.96
00:33:56.860 what is what that is dude she's literally an anomaly she's so she's so grounded and so like
00:34:01.920 in touch with just everything you know she's she's beautiful hey ev what up what are you thinking
00:34:08.400 right now just watching you ever get a superlative in high school yeah what was your superlative
00:34:14.680 Something with weightlifting
00:34:17.280 Most likely to weightlift
00:34:18.800 Oh I'm thinking of something else
00:34:21.380 Oh yes I did 0.99
00:34:23.140 Holy shit he's flipping out 1.00
00:34:24.300 Most likely to be pissed off 1.00
00:34:26.780 I literally agree with you
00:34:29.080 Whatever high school that was
00:34:30.400 That's 100%
00:34:31.580 Most likely to become a YouTube star 0.99
00:34:34.240 Shut up 0.67
00:34:35.200 Most likely to become a YouTube star 1.00
00:34:38.200 Hey they got it right
00:34:39.560 I got most athletic 1.00
00:34:41.380 That was my shit 1.00
00:34:43.260 Me and Lauren Goldman 1.00
00:34:44.800 You were a class clown? 0.98
00:34:46.660 I was, dude. 1.00
00:34:47.500 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:34:48.640 I was the class clown. 1.00
00:34:50.040 What?
00:34:50.760 Yeah.
00:34:51.500 Yo, I mean, think about it.
00:34:52.560 We saw that video of him with his administrators.
00:34:55.580 I was a different kid back in the day, dude.
00:34:58.380 I was a different kid.
00:34:59.700 Dope. 0.99
00:35:00.020 Yeah, you're probably dope. 0.99
00:35:00.740 You know how I have those fire one-liners here and there? 0.99
00:35:03.900 That was your life?
00:35:05.520 Yeah.
00:35:05.940 What just happened?
00:35:06.800 I don't know.
00:35:07.260 Why is Andrew?
00:35:07.880 You were dope.
00:35:08.900 Yeah, you were dope.
00:35:09.820 He's not dope now.
00:35:10.720 Oh, you're not dope now.
00:35:12.340 No, I mean, I'm not.
00:35:13.300 You were.
00:35:13.640 I was fly
00:35:14.680 yeah right
00:35:15.380 the reason I asked Evan
00:35:16.720 like if you're just
00:35:17.440 chilling there
00:35:17.880 is like
00:35:18.240 I mean
00:35:19.600 if I'm gonna be honest
00:35:20.660 the moment that's next
00:35:21.560 is the most real moment
00:35:23.720 on Impulsive
00:35:24.300 belongs to baby boy
00:35:25.800 Ev I think
00:35:26.640 don't ever live that
00:35:27.740 I think this
00:35:28.440 this was you
00:35:29.140 and I mean yeah
00:35:30.320 plug my merch
00:35:33.900 and also
00:35:36.460 I have zero sympathy
00:35:37.640 for waiting for video games
00:35:39.200 if you're not making money
00:35:39.960 or a career out of it
00:35:40.740 absolutely zero
00:35:41.560 I'm sorry
00:35:41.980 I don't
00:35:42.880 that's what i was gonna say from logan's perspective i think like like what mike was
00:35:48.860 getting at from a productive standpoint where's the value in the or the purpose behind the video 0.91
00:35:55.540 games and like not point out to spencer i don't know what the fuck to do with my life dude 0.99
00:36:00.580 I'm a boss as fuck. 0.99
00:36:02.240 When I go, 0.99
00:36:03.800 I just have to take a...
00:36:04.660 Yeah, you're good, bro.
00:36:05.280 I just have to...
00:36:06.080 Come on.
00:36:07.880 Come on.
00:36:10.220 No, dude.
00:36:12.120 Embrace it, bro.
00:36:15.540 Yeah, that was...
00:36:16.920 That's still hard to watch.
00:36:18.160 It really is.
00:36:18.900 It's still hard to watch.
00:36:19.600 It hits me right in my feels, bro.
00:36:22.220 By far the most real episode
00:36:25.600 we've ever had.
00:36:27.780 And I think it's because
00:36:28.780 Evan's so close to us.
00:36:30.580 He wasn't like a guest that we just met that day or even like a friend.
00:36:35.000 He's our roommate and our best friend.
00:36:37.820 And for him to open up like that and be that vulnerable in front of four cameras
00:36:44.060 and a room full of 10 people was absolutely incredible and even more so to let us post it
00:36:50.240 because I wasn't sure if you wanted to or even if the thought crossed your mind at one point,
00:36:55.060 like, hey, I don't want that going up, which by the way, I would have honored your wishes.
00:36:58.020 but i'm glad you did because i think you saw the support that the online community can provide if
00:37:03.400 they do it in a in a positive way and i mean evans evans taking the steps to taking some steps to
00:37:10.140 to flip his life around because of this episode and so it was a super like cathartic sort of
00:37:15.100 healing experience for all of us and it did go down in a what could be considered a volatile way
00:37:19.740 but to capture that type of experience in a friendship on camera i think is is is definitely
00:37:28.720 a blessing because everything came out positive and and um yeah i got which i thought completely
00:37:34.940 what'd you think i just thought i thought why don't you come over here where come over here 0.95
00:37:41.540 is that my work yeah are you sure yep um oh shit dude welcome back welcome 0.99
00:37:49.700 back you you thought different at first like right after the podcast i thought i fucked everything up 0.97
00:37:56.960 like relationship wise with us yeah i was just like oh my god these guys gonna think of me
00:38:02.820 different now uh some of the things i said came off just a little wrong i could have said it
00:38:09.180 better um i didn't really think before i spoke a lot of the things and i don't know i don't see i
00:38:14.800 don't know if that's quite true maybe you felt like that for sure but no i yeah at first i felt
00:38:20.080 like that then i'll be watched i'll be watched the podcast like two or three times after that
00:38:24.220 i'm just like you know what no i and and then and then we had the debrief in in there for like an
00:38:28.880 hour or two yeah another hour of talking yeah which which i was important to me a because i
00:38:33.680 had some things to get off my chest and be like you know you can only and should only do so much
00:38:39.360 on camera yeah yeah and um do you think the reason you felt like that uh like that fear
00:38:45.660 of the relationships was because of how vulnerable you got yeah that was too vulnerable
00:38:50.980 some and by the way some would agree some would some people would say moments like that should
00:38:57.480 be kept private i got i got the amount of feedback messages for for a couple different reasons that
00:39:06.800 i got off that show uh is mind-blowing people there are a couple that stick out to me people
00:39:13.580 were completely blown away by how real that episode was and basically for example austin
00:39:23.960 mcbroom reached out to me directly called me and he said i just watched the impulsive episode with
00:39:29.020 evan i want to let you guys know that what you're doing right now is changing the game
00:39:33.840 you're changing the game and it literally now it's a now it's a leg that we stand on we are
00:39:40.500 becoming the most real people on this platform by way of this podcast or the show or whatever
00:39:46.800 you want to call it and that episode was another example of it and i had a moment on that episode
00:39:52.540 that i shared on my instagram that was a speech about mental health and how to approach right
00:39:58.660 you've never been more on and never had been more accurate and relatable and helpful than that
00:40:04.780 moment i was crying the whole time you were speaking that was crazy the amount of people
00:40:09.180 that reached out to me um based on that little speech and said i have never been able to put
00:40:16.740 into words what my depression or anxiety feels like uh until i heard you say this this is it
00:40:23.480 yeah yeah okay cool i want to play this here because definitely think it's important as soon
00:40:28.800 as i can get the technology working here we go bear with me if you know someone in your group
00:40:35.400 oh sorry that's all right i feel like you're doing good hey dan let's cut around this
00:40:40.700 if you know someone in your group a friend of yours a family member is struggling and you and
00:40:48.440 and even if the thought in your mind is oh my god they have everything they could ever want in life
00:40:52.600 their life should be so good. Why do they just play video games? Why do they sleep all day?
00:40:57.820 Why do they not go out? Understand that mental health and understand that those issues in life
00:41:05.280 are not always so easy to put a finger on. People are going through things and it might not be as
00:41:11.340 easy for Logan or for Spencer who are headstrong, like very, very well thought out individuals
00:41:18.640 to understand but people like me and people that deal with certain levels of mental health problems
00:41:24.760 understand what it's like to feel like you're under a blanket of grim energy or negativity or
00:41:31.540 depression or anxiety and i also on the flip side know what a couple positive or kind words 0.60
00:41:38.420 from someone you love can do for your fucking day if you know someone in your group oh there's a 0.83
00:41:44.540 and so if there is someone that you know that's suffering or is doing anything just playing too 0.97
00:41:50.520 much video games or sleeping too much adjust the way you're talking to them being good to someone
00:41:59.100 is giving something that's giving something of yourself that means one percent of your career
00:42:05.400 might go to one percent of helping your best friend be better is that worth it to you not you
00:42:12.920 but is it worth it to anyone watching or listening one percent you may not get a thousand views
00:42:19.300 over what you would have got but your friend may want to live his life better is that worth it
00:42:24.860 yeah that was that was one of the times on this show where i felt like there was a fire inside
00:42:36.700 of me do you know what i'm saying and i've been there a couple times and
00:42:39.720 it's almost like i'm it's almost like i'm holding a candle for a for a group of people that are in
00:42:46.540 a dark place like i felt like i was speaking for 10 million people with depression that's
00:42:53.440 why i was crying and anxiety you hit home from me that just never were able to explain what it's
00:42:58.400 like to not be able to explain what it's like yeah do you know what i'm saying like they without
00:43:03.180 the ability to say oh this is how i feel and they were like yo what you said the words you used
00:43:09.300 i did not stop crying after watching that moment you know what i'm saying that that's the kind of 0.96
00:43:14.940 shit that makes me just fucking do want to do this yeah you know what i'm saying i want to 0.97
00:43:19.280 fight for those people i love when you get on a roll like that and and you you are like a good 0.99
00:43:24.780 liaison um because you've been there and you can you can speak from that place from that place yeah
00:43:32.720 and i'm still there by the way in some way i know yeah yeah for sure i still struggle it's a it's a
00:43:37.540 it's a fight that goes on you know but yeah but it gets better and that was the other another role
00:43:42.800 that i went on on the fousey episode where people where people flip oh yes i said yo it's gonna get
00:43:47.720 better yeah that's the key that's the key thing so before you go i just i just want to i just want
00:43:51.700 to ask you i think the audience uh wants to know as well what what did you take away from the
00:43:55.700 episode are you doing stuff oh yeah definitely um i saw you posted a youtube video yeah post a
00:44:02.400 youtube about the steps i'm taking to help better myself um i'm back into the gym working out
00:44:08.180 very key waking up forcing myself with a positive attitude mind try try smiling the first 20 seconds
00:44:17.280 you wake up just smile at the ceiling i think that's for the crowd well for you no everyone
00:44:21.380 everyone smile for the first 20 seconds you wake up and drink a cup of water full cup yeah i mean
00:44:25.540 well it's hard to not smile when you wake up to raya every day yo that's a sweetheart that dog
00:44:30.380 And that, she really helps me out a lot.
00:44:32.280 I'm not going to lie.
00:44:33.600 Is she an actual therapy, or, yeah, therapy?
00:44:37.620 Service dental?
00:44:38.300 She's licensed. 0.96
00:44:38.800 No, she's a service dog, but she's not emotional support, 0.96
00:44:41.320 which she could definitely be emotional support. 0.57
00:44:43.060 Yeah, for sure.
00:44:43.100 For sure. 0.99
00:44:43.420 She's the sweetest dog. 0.90
00:44:44.860 Yeah.
00:44:45.340 Yeah.
00:44:45.960 But, yeah, and I'm reading more, more self-help books.
00:44:49.200 Are you still smoking weed?
00:44:50.460 No, oh, yeah, I quit weed.
00:44:51.980 Fire.
00:44:52.320 Quit weed out of my life.
00:44:53.460 That was a big portion.
00:44:55.740 Fire, congrats, dude.
00:44:56.860 And, yeah.
00:44:57.900 And you're with us, bro.
00:44:59.120 You're down.
00:44:59.660 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:45:00.220 I'm around more.
00:45:01.400 I'm around more. 0.91
00:45:02.260 That's been fucking awesome. 0.85
00:45:04.320 And this is just the start, bro. 0.71
00:45:05.780 Like, things are just going to continue to get better.
00:45:06.980 Yeah, like, it's not going to be, like,
00:45:08.720 it's not going to flip around in one day.
00:45:10.640 Like, it's going to take time to get there,
00:45:12.600 but at least I'm taking those steps to get there.
00:45:14.820 Agreed.
00:45:15.360 And he's been on the night shift with me, too.
00:45:17.280 He's been working the night shift.
00:45:19.080 Mike's new YouTube show, the night shift.
00:45:22.100 Cool, man.
00:45:22.640 Well, thank you for coming on, Ev.
00:45:23.560 Thanks, Ev.
00:45:23.920 We love you, bro.
00:45:24.640 Thank you for having me on.
00:45:25.340 Yeah, yeah, we'll see you soon.
00:45:27.160 This is a good one.
00:45:28.800 The biggest fight. 0.99
00:45:30.220 we have two we have two moments i just know that i'm in both oh wait or am i you are oh fuck so 0.98
00:45:37.780 well because because the belfort one i thought it would be oh that is that is one okay i want 0.89
00:45:43.480 to talk about that but mike and i fight we fight a lot mike we i'm gonna be honest it's in a while
00:45:48.420 now this may be the longest streak we've had i without a single because this this is the this
00:45:54.760 one got a real for a sliver in there especially when you're hitting the tread lightly stuff
00:45:59.660 you were really like trying to mock me and i felt and i felt that my face right here explains
00:46:04.380 everything like when i see you guys fight it just makes me laugh oh your reactions are one of the
00:46:11.600 best parts about this but yeah this is like a two and a half minute just fight between mike and i 0.99
00:46:15.020 literally just fuck fuck we just wasted another 10 seconds logan the fattest cop in the history 0.99
00:46:20.880 of the world you moron you fucking moron shut the fuck up because the episode where just us dude 1.00
00:46:28.160 i saw so many comments that were like yo mike please just yeah but you know how many episodes 1.00
00:46:32.340 you know how many comments i see that are like i never fucked with logan paul or stupid vlogs 0.98
00:46:35.920 till you came on and brought the adult range in it i see just as many comments okay i'll show them 0.99
00:46:40.700 people are like yo i don't care about logan 12 year old vlogs i don't care about logan
00:46:45.480 or the fact that he has no idea what he's talking about normally if you didn't come out and start 0.98
00:46:51.020 talking about shit logan paul has no idea what he's saying about shit intellectual and he knows 0.99
00:46:55.940 what he's doing you don't know shit i know things about anything i saw about something nothing i 1.00
00:47:00.080 know go back to gun girl go back to any episode you don't know shit about shit let's fucking 1.00
00:47:04.780 talk about it mark story let's fucking talk about it bro i don't want to just stop being an asshole 1.00
00:47:09.120 i think there's a difference between being ignorant and not knowing when to shut the fuck up 1.00
00:47:13.820 but you clearly don't because because you're not letting me finish what i'm saying you're like oh 0.99
00:47:17.860 don't try to compare it to other episodes of the show when when you try to talk about black mirror
00:47:23.720 has been a has been a great series three seasons that we've watched every episode of then i watched
00:47:29.700 the miley cyrus episode it was terrible i watched this episode and it was not it just wasn't this on 0.98
00:47:35.380 the same level as the other shit that's my that's my final point you said this five times well you 0.87
00:47:40.360 know what i like repeating myself it's a good final point it's a great like what i'm repeating 0.99
00:47:44.500 myself well maybe you should stop no i'm not going to i'm gonna do whatever the fuck i want because 1.00
00:47:48.540 that's my brand that's why people fuck with me because i don't cower to fucking people like you 1.00
00:47:52.560 No, you do. 1.00
00:47:53.440 No, I don't.
00:47:53.800 No, you do.
00:47:54.300 No, I don't.
00:47:54.660 Because I've heard him say this before.
00:47:55.540 No, no, I can't say this.
00:47:56.420 I'm going to tread lightly here.
00:47:57.940 I'm going to tread lightly here.
00:47:59.440 I'm going to tread lightly here. 1.00
00:48:01.120 I don't tread lightly, bitch. 1.00
00:48:02.500 Yeah, man, he's so fucking tough. 0.99
00:48:04.020 If anyone in this house knows, two weeks ago, Mike had a little Twitter thing go under, 0.99
00:48:08.860 and this man was shitting his pants. 0.92
00:48:10.580 He's like, yo, man, it's real bad, my brand. 0.93
00:48:12.520 I'm like, you have 9,000 followers on Twitter. 0.99
00:48:13.960 I can assure you no one gives a fuck, bro. 0.99
00:48:15.560 And he was freaking out from such a micro-influencer. 0.98
00:48:19.160 Hey, man, what I'm saying is this.
00:48:19.780 You act like you're so macro.
00:48:22.560 lightly man don't piss off the sponsors tread lightly man okay we don't have sponsors i don't 0.99
00:48:27.560 could you fucked us as usual i won't argue that oh my god that was so bad i just watching it back 0.99
00:48:39.960 like some of the things that i said i'm just like what so so here this this one taught me a lesson 0.98
00:48:45.960 and and there were some i think after it like smaller ones but since the beginning of the show
00:48:52.740 i realize i've started to realize how thick i've always said my skin is and then how thin it really 0.54
00:49:00.240 is and so there's a lot of times where logan will take a little fucking dig that like now
00:49:06.020 the past few episodes i feel myself working on it he'll take a little dig where i should just like 0.71
00:49:10.880 laugh it off and and spencer would always say to me after this he'd be like yo it's really not that 0.92
00:49:14.900 serious bro but if you look at the veins and my fucking neck during the start of that fight 0.93
00:49:20.920 i was in i was at war i was in vietnam dude with the napalm and shit bro and this dude's like 0.99
00:49:27.140 playing i'm not fucking i was fucking playing bro i i've like i've been in a couple sex shops 0.99
00:49:33.060 and your veins just do nothing compares nothing compares um yeah it's huge i love fighting with 0.99
00:49:40.780 you though i i don't know that you're gonna get that many more out of me now because i've started
00:49:45.100 like after that one i remember your dad was like you gotta put a clamp on this oh my dad flipped
00:49:50.520 he was pissed yeah and the fans and the fans i want to find this gp actually called me he did
00:49:56.180 he did yeah i think you might have tried calling me too mainly the mainly he was upset that logan
00:50:00.660 hadn't uh gone and seen him for father's day wait he called you when we were in ohio he went and
00:50:07.220 saw him the next day well no i was like i was like hey just chill out like the day is young
00:50:11.600 it's three o'clock like you we were hammered we woke up and went we ate and went right to his
00:50:16.540 house we that's what i heard we were hungover so and then one then i saw you guys chilling i was
00:50:19.700 like gp's just got his panties in a bundle yeah but that that was just a that was just a mess dude
00:50:24.640 that was a messy a messy situation and i have it i have the text here but from greg talking about
00:50:33.280 you after he saw that oh do you have like a couple bullet points that you want to hit or no he just
00:50:37.200 said basically it was just like yo here's here's the last sentence it's your show your podcast and
00:50:42.260 mike needs to show more respect which then i explained to him this isn't like a show about
00:50:48.360 respect all the time like if we agree with each other i would expect any of you to to chime in
00:50:56.780 and say you agree with me that's what creates a conversation which i like if y'all were always
00:51:01.740 agreeing with me i don't think we'd have much of a show that was true even though this was about
00:51:05.500 nothing it just went it just went way too far i i and the funniest thing was to me the funniest
00:51:11.580 part of that fight is when i try to go back to the black mirror conversation again and yo i like
00:51:17.020 you can like here here's the reality of that fight was what happened was um i was off the rails and 0.92
00:51:24.080 my mom even hit me up after and she was like what the fuck happened she was like you you were just 0.69
00:51:29.540 saying nothing like you and i was like what i realized was that when someone i am not larry 0.98
00:51:36.280 bird i do not perform under pressure when someone puts the the heat on me hard i crack like an egg
00:51:42.280 bro and so like when he kept going at me dude i went to the the sunken place and i spent the rest
00:51:47.960 of the the rest of the next 20 minutes yeah there's been a couple times where i've like
00:51:51.940 tried to like yeah like flag you down and be like no don't go there and he wait and that and
00:51:57.600 i may be mistaken but wasn't that the episode that was that evan's episode yes it was insane
00:52:05.420 yeah so that then produced some of the greatest yeah shit from the show too so it's crazy how 0.83
00:52:11.120 close ugly and great can yeah yeah yeah just gotta channel the energy the right way um there 0.93
00:52:17.180 was another big fight on the show do i even play this one it was between mike and t
00:52:24.680 Hi, my name's T.
00:52:25.980 Angel's nodding yes.
00:52:26.820 I'll play this one.
00:52:27.480 This one is not...
00:52:29.100 Man, I don't like anything about this. 1.00
00:52:31.660 Mike, you're a loser. 1.00
00:52:35.580 You're literally on Logan's show. 1.00
00:52:37.700 And, like, it seems like you're not paid to be here. 1.00
00:52:43.980 It seems like you're just, like, one of his hoes. 1.00
00:52:50.200 I don't want to, like, diss Logan, but I'm just wondering. 1.00
00:52:52.680 Like, do you suck his dick? 1.00
00:52:54.360 No, you're crushing it. 1.00
00:52:54.880 No, I'm just, I'm sorry.
00:52:56.740 Like, you really brought up somebody that I never touched. 1.00
00:52:59.460 I never fucked that nigga. 1.00
00:53:01.040 You brought him up. 1.00
00:53:02.180 For what reason?
00:53:03.700 Do you, are you, I'm just wondering, you guys,
00:53:06.340 is Mike gay? 0.86
00:53:10.120 All right, got it. 0.97
00:53:12.360 Yo.
00:53:13.040 I am not a rapper.
00:53:15.520 Yo, yo.
00:53:16.120 Like, freestyle-wise.
00:53:16.740 I'm all the way over here, but still can't feel your reach. 1.00
00:53:19.460 Who the fuck let this ugly hoe off her leash? 1.00
00:53:22.680 send her back to the fucking cave 1.00
00:53:25.000 that she came from 1.00
00:53:26.120 I might just use her as a place to dump 1.00
00:53:28.780 cum what the fuck is good 1.00
00:53:31.100 living in the hood if you pour that 1.00
00:53:32.920 drink on me I'm gonna kick your ass 1.00
00:53:34.200 fuck shit 1.00
00:53:34.920 and then TJ's Mike around with the water 1.00
00:53:44.380 that was ugly man everything about that
00:53:46.560 was just ugly
00:53:48.180 I was gone and when I saw
00:53:50.500 that clip I was like whoa
00:53:52.560 it got it got bad i did not know how to what to do after that happened it was another it was
00:54:01.740 another place where i was i was in i was in the red zone there was no talking there was no pulling
00:54:06.340 me out of it like when she was going through when she got a quarter of the way through her
00:54:09.800 her spoken my brain my eyes glazed over in a coat of red and i was like i am going to
00:54:17.220 bury this girl right it's because it's because the kill switch on you you have sort of a three
00:54:22.700 strikes situation absolutely and earlier in the episode you said something and she goes 0.95
00:54:27.860 shut the fuck up mike and that was your first the first strike was was thrown right that's why you 0.78
00:54:34.420 have to that's why you have to let people know immediately when it just be like y'all i'll be 0.99
00:54:38.500 honest with you like that's not cool like don't you don't have to talk to me like that but i was 0.93
00:54:41.900 just like laughing laughing and then by the third time i was laughing anymore i just fucking went 0.90
00:54:49.080 machine gun on her yeah and uh that was another that was another moment where i got insane um 0.73
00:54:56.080 comments and i actually that was that was i think around the time of the main sentiment switch
00:55:01.940 towards me as a host i think i think i actually felt bad for t because she was getting a lot of
00:55:07.020 a lot of hate and i and i didn't know that episode which way it was going to go but the impulsive
00:55:12.400 fans they had your back on that 100 yeah that was wild and i'm happy that we squashed it and i came
00:55:19.140 back to the episode i apologized um on the air and then since then like we partied together we've
00:55:24.220 hung out together this is a big misunderstanding all right favorite moments favorite moments from
00:55:29.200 each of us uh we all got a favorite moment spencer what was yours i forget yeah do we we 0.81
00:55:37.020 playing these yeah yeah oh you don't remember shit i have yours here oh thank god why don't 0.76
00:55:41.960 you it's been quite the long day why don't you pull it up and i'll then i'll remember really 0.96
00:55:45.760 quick um oh yeah spencer's was the cipher oh yeah you guys didn't remember you both didn't remember 0.98
00:55:51.220 okay no problem yeah all right fuck you both spencer's was the cipher um i'm gonna just fast 1.00
00:55:57.040 i'm down bro i'm a punk yo yo yo yo yo yo i'm drunk what you thunk yeah bitch i'm a punk 1.00
00:56:04.540 Put your body in that trunk 1.00
00:56:06.260 Treat your head with lots of lumps 1.00
00:56:08.060 Bitch, I'm crunk 1.00
00:56:08.960 And I got a gun 1.00
00:56:10.140 Yeah, bitch, I'll pop one 1.00
00:56:11.900 Right in your fucking lungs 1.00
00:56:13.700 Yeah, bitch, come get some 1.00
00:56:15.360 Okay, yeah, that bitch so typical 1.00
00:56:18.720 Yeah, I'm so mystical 1.00
00:56:20.460 They just want to get with me
00:56:22.300 Get with me
00:56:22.740 Yeah
00:56:23.860 But I'm taking
00:56:25.780 Cash I'm making
00:56:27.580 Internet we breaking
00:56:29.340 Yo, I'm glad we're going over this 0.99
00:56:36.000 Because Angel was pissed at me 1.00
00:56:38.540 For that
00:56:38.880 He said, I'm taking
00:56:41.160 I know, that's what I tried to say to her
00:56:43.420 She calmed down later
00:56:44.880 I think I'm okay
00:56:46.520 I'll be honest with you, if you were my boyfriend 1.00
00:56:48.940 With fucking those flows 1.00
00:56:51.000 An icy ass neck 1.00
00:56:52.620 Like, I would be scared shitless, bro 0.99
00:56:54.900 That's what I'm saying, you see those eyes?
00:56:57.600 I'm not sure
00:56:58.260 I don't know why Angel's not perpetually mad at you for being on the show in
00:57:03.020 general.
00:57:03.720 I know it's hot.
00:57:04.920 It's strange.
00:57:05.380 Sometimes like I was like,
00:57:06.980 did you see the Call Her Daddy episode?
00:57:08.280 Like,
00:57:08.420 are you mad?
00:57:08.960 And she's like,
00:57:09.400 no,
00:57:09.660 I thought it was fine.
00:57:10.520 I'm like,
00:57:10.800 what?
00:57:12.360 Like there's episodes where it was just the freestyle.
00:57:20.880 It's so funny,
00:57:22.360 bro.
00:57:22.480 Cause you're not a playboy.
00:57:24.480 I know you've never been.
00:57:26.620 Let's just set the record straight.
00:57:27.660 this is the text
00:57:29.360 Angel sent me
00:57:30.180 this is the text
00:57:31.540 she sent me
00:57:31.980 during the show
00:57:32.740 just now
00:57:33.660 just now
00:57:34.420 can we get a zoom in
00:57:36.640 on this
00:57:36.920 a digital touch message
00:57:38.340 did it restart
00:57:39.000 yeah that's what
00:57:42.340 that's what Angel sent me
00:57:43.420 shout out Apple
00:57:43.680 for allowing this technology
00:57:44.920 and by the way
00:57:46.240 didn't give it
00:57:47.060 oh here we go 0.98
00:57:47.600 are we back in the dick sand 0.97
00:57:49.520 oh yeah 0.97
00:57:50.000 it's great
00:57:52.520 here we are
00:57:53.040 back in the dick sand 0.98
00:57:53.980 back in the dick sand 0.99
00:57:54.800 thanks to Angel 0.97
00:57:55.640 because everyone in this room
00:57:55.920 is always
00:57:56.460 kind of a little bit
00:57:57.720 thinking about nicks
00:57:58.380 but yeah I know
00:57:59.600 you killed that cypher
00:58:00.340 look at Logan's face
00:58:02.340 right there
00:58:02.740 can we get to zoom in
00:58:03.720 on that please
00:58:04.540 oh my god 1.00
00:58:07.460 fucking lunatic 1.00
00:58:09.100 holy shit 1.00
00:58:10.880 I was so happy 1.00
00:58:11.680 my boy killed it 0.99
00:58:12.960 my boy murdered it 0.99
00:58:15.200 he looks like he just 0.51
00:58:16.860 huffed an eighth of meth 1.00
00:58:18.720 before the fucking show 1.00
00:58:20.320 oh my god 0.99
00:58:22.480 that's impressive dude
00:58:24.800 I'm so happy
00:58:25.800 i spotted that all right this is this was mike's favorite favorite moment wait hold on oh no
00:58:32.360 was this my favorite moment that's what it is oh yes oh i know what it is yes this is like
00:58:36.480 this was all right go ahead no you you got no no uh this was on the johnny sins episode uh with his
00:58:42.920 with kiss of sins uh and we were just entering him to talk about like his his like online persona
00:58:48.220 and and we we brung up his wikipedia picture which was interesting terrifying johnny horrifying can 0.95
00:58:53.620 we do something about this google what the fuck what are you doing johnny what's what's going to 0.98
00:59:00.560 your head what's going through your head right here what were you thinking about at that moment 1.00
00:59:04.800 i think he saw a picture of his own dick is it that big so so okay so let me let me let me play 1.00
00:59:15.960 this out a little bit so logan felt fall right off his chair he went straight off his chair 1.00
00:59:20.120 i i was cracking up but i also had an afro how did i end up with this afro okay oh my god you
00:59:28.980 really did two things but so the reason why this is my favorite moment is because
00:59:33.420 this was the moment that spencer broke out this was the moment that spencer said i'm gonna bring
00:59:41.840 value i'm gonna bring educational uh value to my audience for this platform but when there's a
00:59:48.240 zinger opportunity i'm gonna shoot that shot and ever since then he has been good for at least one
00:59:53.860 to two bangers for the other other thing he said we don't have it pulled up was uh it was just a
00:59:59.280 random moment like i think he said he asked somebody like what they do to prepare for
01:00:04.000 something and they said no i just just kind of come through and he goes oh you just kind of pull
01:00:08.540 up and wreck do you remember what he said like it's just like his little like pokes dude they
01:00:15.360 always get so good um and my favorite moment was actually a moment between um mike and our
01:00:22.060 producer dylan because when you can capture a moment this raw and real unexpected just a
01:00:28.940 sheer and total surprise on camera that's something magical fuck yeah all right all right easy we 0.58
01:00:37.460 didn't talk about it in the prelim at the beginning during the party like and if you saw the last 0.99
01:00:43.280 episode i was like yo dylan like you like we know you had sex in the back house during the party like
01:00:48.880 and everyone thought it was the girl you came with like a girlfriend or something and out and
01:00:52.420 he informed us that like no it's he had just met the girl like he walked up to her at the bar like
01:00:56.160 yo what's good i was like that's dope like what's what's her name well and he's like well she's cute
01:01:00.080 you know she's cute she's hot skinny pretty girl brunette i was like great dylan what's her name
01:01:04.760 and he's like well i think mike might have like hooked up with her in the past and mike's like
01:01:09.480 I don't know.
01:01:10.080 I don't know what's going on with that.
01:01:11.760 And like,
01:01:12.680 there's a good chance.
01:01:13.460 There's a good chance, right? 0.99
01:01:14.440 Especially if you slept with her that quickly. 1.00
01:01:16.160 Like,
01:01:16.500 way to go for this one.
01:01:21.580 Minus Amanda
01:01:22.180 that we talked about at the beginning.
01:01:24.120 Was it her?
01:01:24.900 Well, no, Mike.
01:01:26.200 So I was like,
01:01:27.000 yo, Dylan,
01:01:27.600 what's the name of this girl?
01:01:29.160 Finally, he told me,
01:01:29.820 again, arbitrary name.
01:01:31.260 No, no, don't, don't, don't,
01:01:32.260 don't use the actual name on this one.
01:01:33.360 Michelle, bro.
01:01:33.940 Okay, fine.
01:01:34.280 No, that's why I said arbitrary name. 0.99
01:01:35.840 Let's use Michelle.
01:01:37.220 He's like, oh, it's Michelle.
01:01:38.220 And I was like, oh my God.
01:01:39.220 Because, indeed, Mike had hooked up with her in the past.
01:01:41.580 We're like, y'all are Eskimo brothers.
01:01:43.080 The issue is, bypassed, like, an hour before you did at the same party in his bed.
01:01:48.840 Do you re- 1.00
01:01:49.640 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:50.360 Yeah. 1.00
01:01:50.960 Oh, no.
01:01:53.060 Yo, the look on Dylan's face.
01:01:57.300 I've never seen a grown man's heart shatter.
01:02:03.720 Instantaneous combustion.
01:02:05.760 And, you know, we love Dylan.
01:02:07.440 And he's always, hey, guys, what are we doing today? 0.99
01:02:09.840 And we're just like, Dylan, you're on crap. 0.99
01:02:11.440 Great energy. 1.00
01:02:12.140 But, man, you broke his heart.
01:02:15.600 This is a little micro for such a larger situation.
01:02:19.880 So me and Dylan have kind of been at odds since the day he walked in the door in a weird way.
01:02:29.780 Like, just whatever.
01:02:30.640 He told me.
01:02:31.560 Well, the first time, the first day he came, and we hired him, and he was pitching us ideas.
01:02:35.720 he goes he's like yo i have this idea we could do segments powerpoints i was like this is great
01:02:39.580 he goes and then we can do a segment at the end of the show called five minute mike and mike will
01:02:43.980 come in for just five minutes and say his thoughts and i go what about the whole like beginning of
01:02:51.380 the episode the first 55 minutes he goes no no so michael actually he'll sit out the whole show
01:02:55.900 but the last five minutes he'll come in and he'll just say say something funny he'll be mike he could
01:03:00.320 he can talk as much as he wants and i was like yeah dylan it kind of sounds like you're trying
01:03:07.660 to kick mike off the show he's like no not kick him off he'll he's got five minutes at the end
01:03:12.680 and you didn't like that well i mean listen anytime someone comes in and and you know we're
01:03:18.040 already what like 60 episodes deep at this point he's got and we got a working strategy and so 0.87
01:03:22.220 but ever since that day me and him like i i was just like yo like you know not to be a dick but 0.97
01:03:28.620 like don't fucking don't don't act up bro you get smacked up bro and i still say that to him to this 0.98
01:03:34.420 day and so i think and and we spent so much time we spent so much time on this show talking about 0.99
01:03:41.680 all of our conquesting and like this girl that girl this girl that girl and you got the girlfriend
01:03:46.100 and everything and dylan is always kind of just watching on and i think this was his moment for 0.98
01:03:50.660 him to be like i'm part of the crew i can hang with you guys and even more so i fucked mike's 0.67
01:03:57.060 like this was his moment yeah and when when he found out that he was that you hit 30 minutes 0.98
01:04:03.280 post on sloppy seconds you pulled a ray j on him it was bad he was it wasn't pretty man i
01:04:10.160 and i mean when i say she like just heartbroken do you think he went straight to the doctor to 0.97
01:04:16.960 get tested after that i'm sure he went straight to the fucking and then like just swerving lane 0.87
01:04:21.840 just straight there bro i i said it uh on that episode too like i i was mostly impressed with 1.00
01:04:30.880 the girl because not a lot of chicks are running it like that and she had balls to just skip skip 1.00
01:04:36.420 around the house i found out more about her um after that that she she is just out there that's 1.00
01:04:43.200 that's the thing huh like just a choo-choo train get that bread get that get that bread dude look
01:04:48.540 jordan belfort's face right there so um oh ah favorite moment those are a lot of good favorite
01:04:53.860 moments yeah we the fans also had some favorite moments and um really i think i think jordan
01:04:59.280 belfort is definitely one of those favorite moments that was a very very fun episode with
01:05:03.580 jordan and i actually did his podcast it was really interesting to see hit the dynamic for
01:05:07.540 him as a host but this was a this was a this was a moment on on the episode with the wolf of wall
01:05:14.200 street there's a girl on a stool pink sheet hooker truly with the face of a sheepdog missing teeth 0.99
01:05:21.340 whole fucking thing and it's like 20 it's just really bad it's like 20 guys lined up you know 1.00
01:05:25.880 to bang her and they're all banging her without condoms all right so they're lined up one guy's 0.99
01:05:31.000 banging her and of course you have to look to see why not right so you're like oh what the hell is 0.98
01:05:35.180 that i mean look and you're like this guy pulls out as i came and it's like the grossest most 0.98
01:05:39.780 disgusting. You know what? 0.88
01:05:41.560 I can't do it again, man. I can never relive
01:05:43.960 that story. I can't.
01:05:45.620 It's tough.
01:05:47.380 That was one of the most...
01:05:49.400 He warned us. He warned us.
01:05:51.740 He had a little bit of trouble at the end
01:05:53.760 with the final delivery of what
01:05:55.340 the nastiest part of it was, which was the
01:05:57.600 champagne bottle, and I think a couple of people were confused
01:05:59.620 as to what he meant.
01:06:01.540 And I don't want to even say it. I'm sorry.
01:06:04.600 I'm saying this right now.
01:06:05.760 There was a moment on this show that was so disgusting
01:06:07.760 that I will not say it.
01:06:09.780 And that's, that should tell you exactly.
01:06:11.980 And yeah, but, but easily, easily the fan favorite.
01:06:16.260 That episode has gotten more applause, more conversation.
01:06:22.260 Like, I think that was just another one of those episodes where people like, yo, this, this, this show is doing something.
01:06:28.300 These people are doing something that is, that is very important right now.
01:06:31.900 Well, because I mean, we show a lot of the, the, the moments where there's a lot of shock value or they're really visceral,
01:06:38.040 But that episode had a lot of value in it.
01:06:40.900 And you can take a lot away from Jordan. 0.99
01:06:42.940 He's a fucking maniac, but he's also a really smart guy and a really wise guy. 0.99
01:06:47.320 So just and I told this to him on his show, take everything he says with a grain of salt. 1.00
01:06:52.420 But he does have a lot of knowledge in that in that brain of his.
01:06:55.580 And he also in that episode also produced one of the largest fights in the history of the show as well.
01:07:00.360 Oh, my God.
01:07:01.300 I forgot about that.
01:07:02.220 That was awesome.
01:07:03.300 When you fought with the Wolf of Wall Street about climate change.
01:07:06.600 Yeah, I went toe to toe with him.
01:07:08.040 and you won by the way he buddied and palled you but yeah i got a lot of support it's not even
01:07:14.160 support you won the argument they like i think so many people hit me up and they were like yo
01:07:18.160 come on like you serious right yeah i think it was like kind of sad for a lot of people because
01:07:24.580 they're like damn there's actual people that don't believe in that humans are affecting things
01:07:28.300 yeah yeah um so he was a great guest what about dream guest what is your guy's dream guest i know 0.95
01:07:36.800 mine dave bautista dave bautista yeah that's a good one let me tell you something i love dave
01:07:45.120 bautista he he he used to be a barista and he was the bautista barista wow yeah what's up what'd
01:07:53.660 you say oh that's right you did you you did something with him i know he's he's incredible
01:08:00.720 man here's why i i loved him in guardians of the galaxy goes without saying well he drax
01:08:07.760 he played drax yeah just a great character hilarious delivery on every line was amazing 0.99
01:08:12.380 he's that big strong dude like cream of the crap when it comes to being a fucking man 0.99
01:08:18.620 but he's funny too yeah self-deprecating knows how to use what he looks like for comedy and then 0.99
01:08:27.820 the thing that really uh set me off and got me to fall in love with dave bautista was when the
01:08:34.360 guardians of the galaxy uh three was in contention and james gunn had written the script for gardens
01:08:40.400 of guardians of the galaxy three and then there there was some tweets that came out about some
01:08:45.520 stuff uh he had said a while ago and he got fired disney fired him and there was a there was a big
01:08:53.840 big uproar about this but a lot of people were like yeah no he doesn't deserve to ever
01:08:57.240 direct guardians of the galaxy again and by by the way he did the first two and i believe he wrote
01:09:01.340 the first two scripts as well and he'd written the third um and dave batista came out and said
01:09:05.920 hey that's great i love james if he's not directing this movie which by the way it's
01:09:10.880 his script i'm also not doing about yeah james gunn got hired he got rehired back in the movie 0.98
01:09:16.160 he was the first one he was he bro he stuck his neck out on the line that's dope for a fucking 0.79
01:09:23.160 marvel on a marvel movie they could have cut him in a second because he's not like he's he's a big 0.93
01:09:30.360 character but he's not the main character they could have technically replaced him but something
01:09:36.080 about like something about that says so much about his integrity and who he is as a person and i i
01:09:40.720 love that man like that that he earned so much respect from me for that yeah and uh yeah so that
01:09:46.000 that's my dream guest yeah i'd say mine is lebron james lbj yeah i love what lebron is doing with
01:09:55.800 his school back in cleveland oh yeah that's right so in terms of like celebrities at a very high
01:10:00.600 level who are involved in education since that's my thing um his i promise school is have you guys
01:10:06.720 seen it i've heard about it it's incredible yeah and so it's super cool so yeah he built a school
01:10:12.340 and i'm pretty sure he's giving like everybody that goes through the school scholarships or
01:10:16.640 something something like that but it's it's amazing he's awesome he uh he's from cleveland
01:10:22.020 like me he went to the same business saint mary which is actually where i entered my first
01:10:25.840 brazilian jiu-jitsu competition wow and i got flying armbarred by a dude who was probably five
01:10:30.960 foot that's sick yeah yeah that's really dope it was horrible it was horrible what about your dream
01:10:36.120 guest i just swapped recently on this i re i wanted to to have drizzy on really bad just because i i
01:10:44.360 i don't i like his music and then i realized i was like i like his music but like i just i don't
01:10:50.020 know if i really care that much to to talk to him about stuff and like that much right my dream
01:10:56.820 guess as i thought about it yesterday would actually be easy you got the appropriate shirt
01:11:01.720 yeah oh shit i didn't even realize that it would actually it would actually be kanye and i'll tell
01:11:06.560 you why um from from music on both sides of the booth and i mean producing some of the biggest 0.96
01:11:16.840 bangers in the history of hip-hop for jay-z and for other people to being one of the biggest hip-hop
01:11:23.380 performers in the history of the game the effect he's had on culture is another massive thing on
01:11:30.380 i mean he probably has had more effect on culture than any other hip-hop star in the history of
01:11:36.100 hip-hop i mean he is he is a cultural fucking icon and then more so he has a he has a bit of 0.99
01:11:44.680 a fucked up head and i would love to get a chance to sit with him and try to figure out what the 0.99
01:11:48.480 fuck is going on up there like i think about all those breakdowns he's had like sway you don't have 1.00
01:11:53.580 the fucking answer sway flipping on sway right you ain't got the answers and you know he's been 0.99
01:11:58.520 very vocal about his massive struggles with mental health he's been on lexapro for a long 0.99
01:12:02.840 fucking time um yeezy is a is a um multi-tiered leader yeah uh he's got some down some some 0.74
01:12:12.620 pitfalls too i think the way he acts sometimes and some things but i'd love to have a conversation 0.97
01:12:16.480 that'd be awesome yeah what about this this is the interesting uh interesting question we don't
01:12:20.980 have a slide for it but the best post podcast experience you know when we hang out with the
01:12:25.180 guests after the show i want you guys to think about it um because i sometimes i'll converse
01:12:30.620 with the guests for a while mine was actually with north stars yeah you were with she hung out
01:12:35.600 for hours because she was so curious about my life and how it is the exact opposite of hers
01:12:42.460 like bro we had some deep talks i opened up to her about some stuff i i probably shouldn't have
01:12:49.440 we took the slingshot out the three-wheel car and we were drifting around the neighborhood i took her
01:12:54.180 don ventura boulevard and it was so weird because we were really getting along and she's so sweet
01:13:00.600 and nice and kind of has i was having so much fun and it was a there there was no um like sexual
01:13:09.640 type energy it was like like a just a really solid friendship which i don't often find with with um
01:13:16.780 girls and so that was that was really cool i really i really like that with her it's epic i
01:13:22.200 was i was i wish so badly that that alex and sophia was my answer but that because we were
01:13:29.440 we were right there we were right there i mean there was no reason that should have fallen apart
01:13:33.660 well they love carbs they love sleeping and they love carbs um but uh i just saw saw it on there
01:13:43.240 now i can't remember which one it was well what's your answer spencer uh i'd probably say steve
01:13:48.580 weatherford i connected with him really well after oh i did see you guys yeah dope dude oh i know what
01:13:53.800 mine was the real estate uh dude ryan sir hit yeah because we shot a whole a whole video with
01:13:59.440 him after oh yeah and like bopped around talked to him about real estate he filmed like a video
01:14:03.960 and by the way like he's a cool ass dude he's a new yorker and he's a cool dude and we just kind 0.87
01:14:08.840 of hung out and shot the shit with him um and that was cool um that was fun all right last last
01:14:13.940 thing here i just wanted to answer some fan questions because i asked you guys to uh to 0.75
01:14:18.200 submit them and like like i said before you guys are why we do this show and we're a pump that you
01:14:24.240 love it so much so let's have a little dialogue here margaret rose says which guests have had the
01:14:30.140 most impact on you charlie for sure it's kind of hard to not say for sure charlie rocket if you if
01:14:37.440 you still haven't seen that episode and you're watching this right now i mean go watch that
01:14:40.540 Charlie Rocket affected all of us.
01:14:43.240 Mick Yee Yee says,
01:14:44.940 when are you having,
01:14:45.560 why don't we on the podcast?
01:14:47.040 This is probably the number one most,
01:14:48.580 yeah.
01:14:48.880 This was, by the way,
01:14:49.680 the number one most asked question.
01:14:51.700 Hopefully for the live,
01:14:52.680 I want to get them to perform,
01:14:54.020 to perform some sort of live,
01:14:55.540 live musical performance.
01:14:57.280 If that happens.
01:14:58.800 Which, by the way,
01:14:59.660 I just got,
01:15:00.820 we're,
01:15:01.200 I think it's going to be at 5 p.m. Pacific time
01:15:05.240 on July 17th.
01:15:07.200 Okay.
01:15:07.620 That's about to be insane.
01:15:08.700 5 p.m. Pacific,
01:15:09.740 8 p.m. Eastern.
01:15:10.540 i want to go for three hours i want to get millions of viewers yeah bring supplies
01:15:15.860 fill up your water jugs yeah
01:15:17.560 when will you uh lexi linfield 06 says will you ever have erica or chloe on
01:15:26.600 yeah let's be honest chloe's never coming on this not true not true really really yeah not true
01:15:33.200 developments there no bro she's she's fucking awesome i love that girl i did i don't i hope
01:15:38.060 there's no like buddy out there that thinks that i don't no no i mean i'm saying no i'm saying no 0.91
01:15:42.180 she's she's she's not she's not shut off she's not completely closed off to we talked about it
01:15:47.160 a while ago it's it's gonna be in i mean who knows how many years but i wouldn't say it's
01:15:51.380 completely uh out of the question we get how you doing chloe by the way i know you're watching
01:15:55.220 love you we get the we've been getting the um banks question a lot as well that comes up quite
01:16:01.100 a bit that's that's going to happen that's that's like right on the yeah that's right on the on the
01:16:06.000 He seems like a fun guy to talk to.
01:16:08.120 Like a mushroom?
01:16:09.100 Yeah.
01:16:09.960 Like a fun guy.
01:16:10.940 That No Jumper show has gotten rave reviews.
01:16:14.320 Rave.
01:16:14.520 Banks is awesome.
01:16:15.920 Kishore Vlogs, how much money do y'all make from Impulsive?
01:16:18.880 So much.
01:16:20.720 Not a lot.
01:16:21.960 How funny is that to say?
01:16:23.920 Like, we literally don't.
01:16:25.180 I hate that 100 episodes in and we still haven't had a sponsor.
01:16:30.460 And we had a chance.
01:16:32.340 And I shut it down.
01:16:33.460 We have another one in the canon right now.
01:16:35.960 we have a few we have a oh yeah there's a bunch that we're we're and and also it's probably good
01:16:40.340 because the first person to sponsor us is going to be someone that at this point like we actually
01:16:45.520 support and like and you're gonna see conversion if i'm being honest with you oh yeah think about
01:16:51.200 that it's gonna be fucking awesome and yo i think it'll continue to be like that like you're not
01:16:55.080 gonna you're not gonna see spencer promote something he doesn't want to and i'm sure as 0.81
01:16:58.740 shit not gonna promote something i don't want to promote yeah yep all right i think it's the last 0.88
01:17:02.360 one uh caroline flack says when you're in the bathtub does your pp sink or float a question 0.98
01:17:07.000 for anyone who wants to answer i'm seriously curious bathtub pp sink or float mine floats
01:17:14.100 it just doesn't have enough weight to it it's a fly floats yeah it kind of like goes with the
01:17:19.740 the last known trajectory of your body you know what i'm saying like if you're like swooping up
01:17:25.020 it's kind of like down does it float enough to be a like a life preservative life preservative
01:17:30.780 No because
01:17:31.720 Seems like a weird way to say it
01:17:32.880 Preserve it
01:17:33.360 Or like in jam
01:17:34.060 Yeah
01:17:34.400 Yeah
01:17:35.080 Sure
01:17:36.140 Sure
01:17:36.960 Alright guys
01:17:38.500 That's it
01:17:39.080 That's all we got
01:17:40.180 It's late
01:17:41.380 Good for us
01:17:42.120 Highlights of 100
01:17:44.160 Impulsive
01:17:45.800 The number one podcast in the world
01:17:47.080 Yeah like a
01:17:47.580 Like a
01:17:48.080 Like sentimental
01:17:48.700 We're not doing audio only right
01:17:49.980 For this one
01:17:50.800 I don't think so 0.99
01:17:51.400 You got some sentimental shit 0.99
01:17:53.000 Or anything 1.00
01:17:53.300 That you want to pop off
01:17:54.260 Man
01:17:54.760 I
01:17:55.200 I feel like we'll cover it on 100
01:17:57.380 But I mean
01:17:58.040 Y'all know how much this show means to us
01:17:59.860 We really, really love doing it.
01:18:01.420 And thank you guys for allowing me specifically,
01:18:03.700 I'll speak for myself here,
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01:18:34.860 hey how you doing in and out five second cut together clips so yeah i really appreciate it
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01:18:43.440 episode 100 july 17th at 5 p.m pacific 8 p.m eastern gonna be three hours it's gonna be
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01:18:55.700 a chance after the first you know however many episodes thanks for riding for us yeah we love
01:18:59.640 you guys yeah yeah i i really do like plants he does and it's never probably gonna change
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