Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THE STORY OF US - IMPAULSIVE EP. 94

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00:02:29.300 unique new york welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world that's a fact

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00:02:39.180 this podcast we're gonna do guys only today because i don't know if you guys pay attention

00:02:42.800 to the views whenever we do the guys only it's the highest wow yeah it's really really good and

00:02:48.600 um i have a lot of tea a lot a lot of things to say a lot of things i want to spill um mike first 0.90

00:02:53.420 question what the fuck did you tape to our impulsive sign and please can you remove it 0.99

00:02:59.840 you might shift the motherfucker forgot that was there david what's good all right here uh here's 0.99

00:03:05.600 a quick this is vandalism quick quick quick quick no okay i don't have the budgets that someone like 0.98

00:03:12.020 you does this was what i was able to do as a sign i worked very hard on a new youtube show yes i'm

00:03:16.220 happy to have it up there please be careful i'm gonna tell you something you gotta find a new

00:03:21.280 spot to do it bro uh-oh really i'm kicking you out of the house of the house too in general like 0.88

00:03:27.540 the whole house nah but i am kicking you off the set here's why dude because before the podcast 0.91

00:03:32.000 started you showed me a video of this show you have called the night shift and two girls are 0.67

00:03:37.560 making out two girls are making out this is youtube it's not porn hub right where we sit 1.00

00:03:42.460 right where we sit and like the juices as i'm watching these two girls swap spit all i see in

00:03:47.340 the background is this beautiful brand called impulsive the sign the brand that i built and 1.00

00:03:52.020 you're just defaming it tarnishing the name well i mean we've we've done impulsive stuff on the

00:03:57.300 show with girls make it out yeah but bro it's just it's just deep throat the mic i know but

00:04:02.520 it's not quite making out though i should made out with the mic some would say wouldn't they

00:04:06.420 i just remember the first time that i tried to watch any like porn related anything i went on 1.00

00:04:12.580 youtube and i typed in the following girls making out and that's when i first saw girls making out

00:04:18.480 and i don't want you to be the person providing that type of content for the for the youth mike

00:04:22.680 i just don't yeah you know what if i do a better job covering the sign is that's a start let's be

00:04:27.560 honest i get a sheet why don't you get a backdrop fine all right fine all right well and congrats

00:04:31.260 on the new show i don't know how it's gonna go because me either but it's going uh shay carl's

00:04:36.000 mad at me shake carl's mad at me if you guys saw in our last episode uh i i think i someone said

00:04:43.320 i think you said it was and i was like and i said oh the the dude who cheated on his wife and ruined

00:04:48.520 everything i backed out well he he tweeted at me it was a bit like a hasty of a comment he said

00:04:54.940 man you want everyone that ever brings up your name to be forever like oh you mean that suicide

00:05:00.700 forest guy, when are you going to grow up? The answer is probably never. But also I deny your

00:05:08.700 hypotheses. I don't agree with this. You want everyone to ever bring your name up to be like,

00:05:15.040 oh, you mean that suicide forest guy? I don't want anything from people. I think they're going

00:05:19.200 to make their own assumptions. And if I haven't provided them something else to talk about or

00:05:23.900 something else to label me with, that's my fault. I did the thing. That was my fault. If I'm just

00:05:28.980 sitting on the sidelines and not hosting the number one podcast in the world making really

00:05:33.700 high quality vlogs uh just throwing cool events that's that's on me to do something better to

00:05:39.260 give them something new to label me as so yeah that doesn't really bother me um are you saying

00:05:43.760 he should start making content again just do something that the last you're only as good as

00:05:48.700 the last thing you did you know what i'm saying that you're only you're literally only as good

00:05:52.660 as the last greatest thing you did and if the last big thing he was known for was unfortunately

00:05:57.620 cheating on his wife what what do you expect from people you know yeah and by the way this is

00:06:03.640 sort of hypocritical because this is coming from a person who's made mistakes and yes in a perfect 0.81

00:06:09.060 world people don't call me like the suicide forest guy but like i said what what can i expect how can 0.94

00:06:15.480 i be mad about that i did that i fucked up and so if i'm going to sit on the sidelines and and hope 0.87

00:06:20.420 that it just goes away uh i don't believe that it will ever happen for anyone so do you think that 0.75

00:06:26.860 what you're describing is like the answer to the uh what do you call it energy crisis no not the

00:06:33.780 energy crisis why am i education reform uh the cancel culture that's what oh cancel culture yeah

00:06:38.560 yeah man if you you if cancel culture is so subjective like who who is to who is to literally

00:06:45.240 say logan you're canceled and then what am i do i listen are they right not only if i think they're

00:06:51.800 right and only if i say they're right but as long as i keep making shit and making good content and 0.95

00:06:56.080 being myself and being authentic i'm not canceled like sure you can think i'm canceled but like 0.98

00:07:00.580 you're gonna see my face again often because i'm still doing my shit so yeah um shit carl i don't 0.97

00:07:06.520 know get back on your grind and by the way i am sorry i mean that wait that's it that's the 0.98

00:07:12.020 apology at the very very bottom tip of it yeah like i shouldn't have said it but also like well

00:07:16.580 no by the way and i'm also not even saying you shouldn't have said it actually like you really

00:07:19.520 squeezed that bad boy in there at the end it was just like no he's a dude i feel it just don't

00:07:23.800 cheat on your wife again i mean hey that's good advice yeah but you know what oh you want to you

00:07:31.040 think you think it's okay well you're never gonna cheat on his wife you're never gonna have a wife

00:07:36.460 to cheat on mark yeah what are you trying to say you're gonna be single forever and lonely

00:07:41.180 well i'll be with you i'll i'll be there too ah come on guys hey guys we have a we have an

00:07:46.940 we have an event um i think i posted the video same day as this podcast it's called the challenger

00:07:51.740 games i want to talk about it a little bit because it's going to be uh another really really really

00:07:55.740 really big event in internet history um basically hosting a track and field event uh produced by

00:08:01.940 the same people who produced x games so it's super legit really high budget uh really really big

00:08:06.920 sponsors with the biggest entertainers in the world influencers athletes celebrities and we're

00:08:10.840 all going to run and see who's the fastest and uh the winner of each event is going to get to donate

00:08:14.680 x amount of money to a charity of their choice which is really cool and there's going to be a

00:08:18.220 donation link on the live stream so i want to raise like millions of dollars for charity and

00:08:22.360 i think it'd just be fun to throw another youtube event because i did it uh with the ksi fight as

00:08:25.900 you know it was the biggest youtube event in history over i think five million streams at 0.96

00:08:30.600 some point four of them were pirated fuck you for stealing 40 million dollars from my pocket 0.95

00:08:34.620 um but but yeah it's going to be huge july 27th keep an eye out for that tickets go on sale july 0.99

00:08:40.960 1st um hey can you guys tell that it's pretty epic it's going to be sick that you were sparring

00:08:45.500 before can you tell i'm exhausted and i have no personality this soul has been stuck for my and i

00:08:49.700 feel unfortunately similar i feel like we gotta how about some sort of rabbit why do you why do

00:08:56.460 you feel crappy because i was up late doing the night i had to work last night the night shift

00:09:01.260 like mike malak vlogs on youtube uh really quick uh can we do some sort of rallying cry we'd have

00:09:08.140 to because you you know impulsive fans i when i spar i just get drained of energy i'm just fighting

00:09:16.560 the dude in the ring and by the way yo your boy did good today i'm sneaking with the lunches

00:09:21.280 should we just yeah what's the rally cry i don't know what can we do can you leave us

00:09:25.280 should we scream or do a breath work let's do let's do five five breaths in five deep breaths

00:09:30.460 in and five deep breaths out and then scream and scream right okay i'm gonna spit my gum out for

00:09:34.520 this right hey audience do this with us no matter where you are i'm sure this could probably help

00:09:38.560 you a little bit more so when you when you breathe deep in it's called from the back of your throat

00:09:43.120 not like the front of your mouth back your throat in all the way and then out but don't push it out

00:09:47.820 let it just fall out of your mouth but quickly it's called the heart breath it's a heart breath

00:09:50.940 imagine imagine it's coming from your heart shout out bottom of the lungs lucas lucas

00:09:54.980 Here we go, here we go.

00:09:56.620 We're going to do five.

00:09:57.120 Ready?

00:09:57.280 One, two, three. 1.00

00:10:06.780 Scream.

00:10:12.980 Whoa, I'm shooting the light at it right now.

00:10:15.200 I feel like I did drugs.

00:10:17.760 Oh, my gosh.

00:10:19.060 I had a girl, I was riding on a bird scooter.

00:10:21.640 I thought you were going to say something else.

00:10:23.240 something else i had a girl i was riding on a and i was like where's this going no i was riding on

00:10:27.000 a bird scooter with a girl and i was in the back and by the way dangers don't try this at home

00:10:30.680 because if you fall and you and the girl nothing uh grinds my gears more than seeing a girl fall

00:10:36.260 it's my pet peeve and i don't like it i feel so bad i never know what to do speaking of wait i'm

00:10:40.200 not done so anyways i was riding the scooter and uh went past past a group of wily young teens 0.99

00:10:45.920 and one of them slapped my ass a girl slapped my ass when i went by and i thought i just got 0.99

00:10:50.780 sexually assaulted how do you feel about that how do you let's talk let's talk it wasn't it 1.00

00:10:54.060 wasn't cool it like i mean you know me like i'm fine with it also but like there's a lot of people

00:10:58.740 that probably wouldn't be fine with that well like and it was almost like i can't remember the last

00:11:04.100 time i've been like touched like that or groped and it happened did you take it as a compliment

00:11:10.460 though well i do have a donk but i it wasn't like a compliment at the time i i wasn't sure what i 0.98

00:11:15.400 should do right like do i flip a bitch and go back and say hey don't touch my butt he said flip 0.99

00:11:20.700 a bitch i don't know if it was if it was a dude that slapped a chick's ass big trouble 1.00

00:11:28.080 it's game over the system shuts down pac-man dies the fucking arcade explodes yeah okay 1.00

00:11:34.220 which by the way rightfully so but we've really entered into some some squishy turf 0.97

00:11:39.220 well here's why is it i may get backlash for this but for some reason just count to three

00:11:45.840 i don't think it's that bad jed can cut it if i just for some reason it didn't bother me like

00:11:54.420 probably most girls would be bothered although i was violated it it didn't feel like bro you know

00:12:01.180 i play football right so my coach when i senior in high school go get him logan i'm always just 0.98

00:12:06.400 being slapped on the ass by dudes and even sometimes girls so it's probably delightful 0.99

00:12:11.100 when it's a girl and not some overgrown bearded man that's right here's the thing yeah 0.99

00:12:15.620 did she slap or did she grab it was a bit of both see the grab is where you enter into that 0.99

00:12:23.840 territory where it's like uh red zone yeah that's the red zone yeah she did it was both it was 0.99

00:12:28.520 impressive too because we were probably hitting like eight nine miles an hour dude that's a quick

00:12:31.780 smack it was yeah so she went she went did you pick up any speed i did about a mile mile per hour 0.99

00:12:37.120 holy shit yeah she she accelerated i feel like if the girl who was on the bird with you saw it 1.00

00:12:42.020 would she have been pissed no i i told her i was like i was like that girl just slapped my ass 0.99

00:12:46.620 she's like what and i don't know is that is this that girl the girl no no oh um no somebody somebody 0.98

00:12:53.160 just uh died in nashville on a bird did you guys see that i wow it's a it's like the first one i

00:13:01.620 knew this was coming that's what i was just gonna say it's the first fatality yeah well i think it's

00:13:06.820 first fatality in nashville but i don't know about like in the united states i was i was reading

00:13:12.620 there's been uh there's a backlash from the nashville like local government that's wanting

00:13:18.680 to potentially ban or or just put more regulations on for sure for sure but think about this there

00:13:24.960 was 18 million rides in nashville alone and only one death on on birds on electric scooters because

00:13:33.260 there's a ton of brands now wow 18 million and so it's like yeah how many car accidents are there

00:13:40.160 or deaths when there's 18 million so we were it's a great question but we were in where san antonio

00:13:45.980 i had never ridden one of these scooters before and we got on this thing before i knew what we

00:13:50.540 were doing it felt like 70 80 miles an hour at least going 50 at least we were we were soaring

00:13:55.880 and i was hitting these potholes and by the way i've been i've been hanging out before and like

00:14:01.280 Let's be honest.

00:14:02.160 We've been hanging out.

00:14:03.120 I'm not going to say what we're doing.

00:14:04.360 We've been chilling.

00:14:06.160 We're sitting in chairs doing things.

00:14:08.400 And I was zooming, bro.

00:14:10.180 I was going zoom, zoom down the street.

00:14:12.200 And all of a sudden, pothole.

00:14:13.720 I hit it.

00:14:14.800 I kept it going.

00:14:16.480 I rode through it.

00:14:17.260 But imagine-

00:14:17.780 Well, most people aren't as athletic as you.

00:14:19.780 That's a fact.

00:14:20.300 But imagine if I had taken a tumble, bro, and fractured my skull.

00:14:25.400 When I'm riding these things, or when I was riding it the other night in Hollywood,

00:14:28.900 i couldn't believe how minimal the accident rate is yeah it's crazy like i'm i'm going 12 miles an

00:14:37.100 hour and there's a blind spot around a corner and i fearing for my life and even more so the

00:14:42.900 girl who's riding behind me i was like i knew i was going to take the car first take the car head 1.00

00:14:47.460 on so then she could escape with her life right but um yeah that was the first death on a bird

00:14:53.120 scooter and it seems like a natural but that's that's wild i mean those things are uh well the

00:14:58.720 guy was intoxicated as well but that's what mike was saying he was intoxicated he took a uh left

00:15:05.620 into like an intersection without looking so it's like maybe i mean for is there that to be the only

00:15:11.520 accident i think it's pretty damn impressive i mean i don't want to you know maybe discount yeah

00:15:16.400 but discount is it there's there might be um is there some sort of maybe like don't don't drink

00:15:21.140 and bird yeah for sure you're not allowed to oh okay based on laws or based on yeah yeah oh you

00:15:26.160 can't i mean you're not allowed to drink and ride a bike is it a and it's the same

00:15:29.600 is that illegal is that like you'll get a ticket or you go to jail roll back my statement from

00:15:35.160 earlier yeah well you just were hanging out i was just hanging out that's what i meant i mean

00:15:38.920 that's fine maybe judy was right dude why ride a scooter when you don't don't don't

00:15:43.500 such a niche someone almost got a free brand plug there joke but yeah i was uh the whole the whole

00:15:52.240 scooter ass slapping conundrum was definitely weird um yeah i'm glad you survived well speaking

00:15:57.960 of females you just went on a date last night are we doing this are we doing this you indeed did 0.95

00:16:04.480 this okay i can i be honest with you guys you don't want yeah yeah i'm gonna cry bro oh i'm so

00:16:13.220 emotional oh shoot stop it stop it bro you see my my eyes bro i'm emotional i don't i don't 0.85

00:16:21.040 understand what's happening right i'm about to say some cheesy shit i'm about to say some 0.99

00:16:25.400 you're crying on the show do you have a therapy session like what you do dig into your inner 0.99

00:16:29.720 traumas just let it out just let it out i'm about to say something so cheesy get in there bro 1.00

00:16:35.140 here goes oh my god it's so cheesy i'm cringing just thinking about saying it what the fuck are 0.96

00:16:43.400 you doing right now so we we do a lot of self-life exploitation on this show it's true right we talk 0.98

00:16:49.740 a lot about our lives and we open up a lot but the girl i went on a date with is not a girl

00:16:56.220 she's a woman a very respectable respectable driven passionate independent woman she doesn't

00:17:05.960 have a political as much as i'd like to talk about it on the podcast for your entertainment

00:17:11.040 i think i'm gonna move that relationship to my private life wow that's a very very cool

00:17:19.500 that's a good move we all support that yeah totally in hindsight i'm actually i i i unfortunately do

00:17:27.260 regret talking about it in the first place because like it's it's like the more you hang

00:17:32.320 out with someone the more they become like a this is weird but like you you know them for who they

00:17:37.700 are they become a fully fledged 3d human versus just meeting someone for face value at five

00:17:43.460 minutes and then so when you met her the first time she was a two-dimensional she was just like

00:17:46.920 so so you're kind of like 3d printed open up your mind here right so when you first meet someone you

00:17:52.120 don't know anything about them they might as well be like a 2d person to you but the more you get to

00:17:56.060 know them they become this 3d fully fledged out complex human being i'm having trouble with the

00:18:01.340 comparison when i meet people pretty much everyone whether i know them or not or know anything about

00:18:06.060 them they generally are in the same dimensional characters so that's why i said open your mind

00:18:11.380 like live in an analogy what if we jump it up to like when you meet someone that 3d but then once

00:18:15.760 you get to know him it's 40 okay can you guys just like please just open your mind for one 0.97

00:18:22.360 second and see what i'm saying like that you know i think you're asking me to close my mind

00:18:27.420 i think you're asking us to go back to the stone age is or dimensions didn't exist throws this

00:18:33.300 interstellar like what's good listen the point is when i met her in my mind yes i knew she was

00:18:38.300 a woman but i didn't know much about her i didn't know how much like we we like connected and could

00:18:42.300 relate to each other and now i'm like oh there might be something here and i regret uh potentially

00:18:48.280 threatening or even ruining that for although it is the number one podcast in the world like i do

00:18:53.200 got to keep a little bit of my life to myself a little bit i respect that you know and and i want

00:18:58.100 to say this really really quickly um while i also respect this quite a bit i also have to say shut 0.99

00:19:04.280 the fuck up stop being a bitch and tell us how the date it was awesome it was so good it was great 0.99

00:19:09.980 no it's sick dude and i wasn't sure because she was gonna be older and she wasn't sure too because 1.00

00:19:14.900 i was gonna be younger but something there's just like that through line of uh connectivity that

00:19:19.180 two humans could could could relate to and walk on and it was awesome last note are you a changed

00:19:23.520 man uh not yet not yet okay but but and and to to prove to you that i am not indeed yet a changed

00:19:31.820 man can i give you two quotes that girls other than that girl have given me in the past two weeks

00:19:37.760 that i thought are really funny yeah like when girls say funny things i i really like it because

00:19:42.640 it's funny and i like funny things that's good that was how i like me yeah i do yeah that is

00:19:47.220 why i like you because you're funny thanks jimmy yep well it's fun one girl this is where i am

00:19:54.480 100 just exploiting my life one girl's song i uh i tell i'll tell girls sometimes i have a micro 0.98

00:20:00.220 penis you know to just to just to gauge the water see if they'll stay in there well and you said 0.99

00:20:05.780 expectations real low yeah like you can only improve right and by the way uh a true micropenis

00:20:11.700 it's like it's a condition right micropenis macropenis they call it in biology um it's it's 0.97

00:20:18.380 a condition what it's just a i mean it's exactly exactly what it is pretty much very small penis 0.98

00:20:23.100 someone calls it um dwarf dwarf dick dwarfism someone actually hit me up on ig the other day 0.99

00:20:29.220 and said i've got a bad case of dick dwarfism i see and i said i'm pretty sure they make a cream 0.96

00:20:34.480 for that you just got to go to cvs i don't think the cream works oh really yeah the fda said it 0.91

00:20:38.740 didn't work um fair enough but oh yeah so so sometimes i'll tell girls that and uh i don't

00:20:44.560 know why i do it i think it's because i think it's because i it's almost like a deflecting with

00:20:49.440 comedy type uh self-deprecation thing because i have you know i have the big truck and i'm like

00:20:54.020 a big dude and uh sort of like an alpha type guy and so i'll tell them just at some point in the

00:20:59.340 night you know i have all these things to compensate for my macroponus my micropenis 0.98

00:21:04.340 and so and i always like to gauge the reaction and see if they'll still fuck with me or if 0.90

00:21:08.320 they're out and like that says something about them too it's like a test you know i'm just 1.00

00:21:11.020 dipping my finger in the water and uh some girls be like oh no i'm a woman and i know what i want

00:21:16.420 i'm out and some girls are like no really let me see let me see someone girl's like sorry wait 1.00

00:21:20.840 there are girls that hear you say that you have a micropenis and they don't fuck with you after 0.99

00:21:26.900 of this yes because here's like you're saying they believe you when you say that yeah bro 0.98

00:21:32.580 i tell them with 100 conviction and i don't let the joke die for for at least five to ten minutes

00:21:38.980 i i stick with it wow i i don't i'd like to know a single girl that you're talking about like tell

00:21:45.580 me after uh-oh secrets shut the fuck up yeah and she it's just she believed me no that's bs 0.93

00:21:53.700 they use it as an out no she was it as an out because she was about to get that no she wasn't 0.95

00:21:58.340 from the brand she wasn't from the what her brand oh no no she wasn't um and so she uh you know can 0.98

00:22:07.320 i see like show me i want to like everyone wants to see a micro penis and so um well it's interesting 0.94

00:22:13.160 because you you're probably spreading two lines of information because people have been with you 0.98

00:22:19.080 no it's probably not the case and then you also have this narrative of micropenis floating around

00:22:23.940 so it's almost like there's a war of information going on around los angeles right now are curious 0.99

00:22:28.860 like here's the question does little dicky have a little dick i i talked to a girl who 1.00

00:22:34.000 fucked with him one time and that was my first question said there's little dick you have a 1.00

00:22:38.620 little dick and guess what we heard no that's doesn't have a little dick information we got 1.00

00:22:42.320 it's a facade the whole thing's a facade do you think supreme patty is is a shrimp shrimp gang 0.99

00:22:48.780 shrimp gang i don't know dude like i think he i think i asked him one time he confirmed that he

00:22:54.520 was like like man to man i think so i think so maddie i could be wrong it might might just like

00:23:00.240 be his brand through and through but uh yeah so like we really gotta backtrack here to get back

00:23:05.820 to yeah lots of tangents but in the most uh awkward way possible and i don't know how to

00:23:11.080 like just say this but i ended up like showing this girl you know and she said the following 1.00

00:23:16.240 quote she said that's the dick of a fuck boy did she say that she said that's the dick of a fuck 1.00

00:23:23.440 boy and i and and it just it's almost like someone shot an arrow through my heart it's almost like 1.00

00:23:29.460 she knew everything about me just by the way my penis looks and i hate i didn't know what to do 0.95

00:23:34.740 i was like that's how did you know that's very interesting i bet you that there's a that there's 1.00

00:23:43.160 a shit, because here's 0.99

00:23:45.400 the deal. What gave it away? That's what I'm 1.00

00:23:47.520 saying. Here's what I'll say. What does a fuckboy

00:23:49.380 dick look like? Fuckboys 1.00

00:23:50.960 are fuckboys 1.00

00:23:53.340 because they have the ability to 1.00

00:23:55.480 be one, okay? They can go around and

00:23:57.400 they can bangarang

00:23:58.920 across the city, do whatever they want. Bangarang

00:24:01.360 a tang. Bangarang a tang and get any

00:24:03.300 girl they want. That 1.00

00:24:04.980 fuckboy mentality 0.99

00:24:06.700 comes from a case of 0.99

00:24:09.240 BDE. Okay, so

00:24:10.560 not always the case, though. 0.99

00:24:12.620 but for you're right there are other things some fuck boys are born with money some have whatever 0.97

00:24:17.180 right but but but she she saw your chachi exterior combine that with the the bde and through that 0.99

00:24:25.900 formula was able to back out fuck boyism from you like i'll be honest with you i i it's funny that 0.99

00:24:32.000 i can understand that like there's probably a pretty solid uh correlation between fuck boys 0.99

00:24:39.020 in bde dude and big i'm talking about big dick energy everybody um you know there's a lot of in 1.00

00:24:44.580 this fucking house bde oh yeah we got a lot of we got a lot of pipe slangers around here just look 0.99

00:24:49.720 at david look at that guy look at that look at that pipe slinger i mean you see the kid's german 1.00

00:24:54.060 well he's german after all so yeah but i mean imagine just walking in here and like this would

00:24:59.560 be a a great place for a plumber with all these pipes dude it's pipe central in here yeah 0.99

00:25:05.320 pipeaholics yeah it's it's have you ever thought guys it's too much pipe like we need some female 0.96

00:25:12.800 energy poor danny and chef katie like i feel so bad which by the way poor danny she's the most 0.99

00:25:18.460 pure innocent soul i've ever met in my life and she's just surrounded by us fucking ass by the 0.96

00:25:23.500 way really really quick i don't know how we get back i don't know how we get back but if you do 0.99

00:25:28.560 go with this girl you you start waking up you're crying every morning you just become a full-on 1.00

00:25:34.340 little bitch dude right say that happens which i think it might happen that'd be awesome would you 1.00

00:25:39.200 be willing to shave me your entire b squad like i mean just fucking send them over bro because 0.99

00:25:45.480 listen they're gonna be they know the address they're here all the time there's like 10 of 0.99

00:25:49.400 them at least would you be willing to have them switch benches okay send them to my squad because 0.69

00:25:54.920 by the way a good amount of them are girls that i wanted that you stole from me maybe you didn't 0.99

00:26:00.040 steal them but you you took my ability to close away because let's be honest you're fucking rich 0.97

00:26:05.420 good-looking young man and i'm not dude i'm an old adam sandler and i can't even afford 0.99

00:26:11.540 fucking a stick of cheese right now dude okay so can i have your b squad that's what i'm asking 0.98

00:26:17.060 you go with this woman you shave me your thought list bro give him the b squad logan just give it 1.00

00:26:23.240 give it to him you can have him fuck yeah you can have him mike let's go 1.00

00:26:27.280 Mike's got the beast part 1.00

00:26:29.880 Let's go

00:26:30.680 Wow

00:26:31.500 I'll be in touch

00:26:33.400 You know who you are

00:26:34.280 You know who you are

00:26:35.260 Only because you're so funny Mike

00:26:37.140 That was great

00:26:38.220 I had another girl say to me something

00:26:39.660 That I thought was really cool 1.00

00:26:41.000 She said I'll be your homie and your bitch 1.00

00:26:44.340 Interesting 1.00

00:26:47.940 Interesting combination

00:26:49.500 No

00:26:50.440 More secrets

00:26:53.860 Yeah obviously

00:26:54.660 I could have guessed that

00:26:55.980 Well, no one had ever said that to me before, and I was like, in a really crude way, that's, like, kind of what I want. 1.00

00:27:04.260 Dope as fuck, dude. 0.99

00:27:04.640 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:27:05.100 Like, I want a girl who can be a homie, but also be my girl, and I won't be like, yo, that's my bitch. 0.99

00:27:10.800 Yeah, you don't really use that word. 0.98

00:27:11.920 What did she mean?

00:27:13.700 What was the context behind it?

00:27:15.120 Because, you know.

00:27:15.740 I think we were talking about, like, relationships.

00:27:18.080 Like, so she's not talking about, like, being submissive or dominant?

00:27:22.320 No.

00:27:22.840 No, no.

00:27:23.280 I think it's just like, I want to be your girl.

00:27:24.940 i'll be your girl but i'll also be your best friend by the way which is cool as as far as

00:27:29.800 me being single goes because we talk about it a lot i'll make this prediction right now the only

00:27:34.800 way i ever fall out of that is because i end up having sex with someone i'm friends with 0.99

00:27:41.160 and not not you guys so don't get that out get that out of your fucking mind i was excited i 0.99

00:27:46.280 was a little excited but i mean but i mean like a girl like for example 0.96

00:27:50.060 more more whispering lots of whispering on this episode oh you know what i'm saying okay okay and

00:27:59.580 that's a weird one because it's like a yeah it's a got you mixed in there too but like you know 1.00

00:28:03.640 there's a lot of girls in the city that i think are so dope i want to hang out with them on a 0.61

00:28:07.820 skateboard with them i could watch flicks from me popcorn with them i do all kinds of different 1.00

00:28:11.640 things but one thing i haven't done with them is intercourse right and so because because what

00:28:19.060 you're describing is a friend a friend and by the way a lot of them yeah let's yeah mike they're

00:28:26.160 called friends it's called friends by the way a lot of these girls i became friends with when i

00:28:32.280 back when i had only like 100k on instagram oh now you're popping though i just hit 300 yesterday

00:28:37.180 i've seen this time and time again so a lot you know you know with who the most my good friend

00:28:43.340 george janko whoo what happened something about followers made it much easier for him to get out

00:28:49.940 of the friend zone with girls so that's what i was saying and by the way we talked about this

00:28:53.420 last week when i went back to my visit to new york and when i went back and was able to excavate

00:28:58.620 that dungeon that i hadn't fucking been to right and so now i think of these girls that i was 0.57

00:29:04.440 friends with one at 100k i still would be friends i'm like yeah like i mean you get your followers 0.86

00:29:10.140 up like what's wrong with you but i'm still friends with you right but now i feel like

00:29:14.140 now that all this clout for all of us even you know and now it's like damn i could i go back

00:29:19.840 and just convert one of those friends into a lover yeah you know and we ride dragons into 0.95

00:29:24.220 fucking do you think it's just because of the times we live in like we're so used to seeing 0.97

00:29:29.140 follower count as being some metric of success and like what we look well it is because it can be 0.98

00:29:37.080 like yeah like a lot of if you're doing it right russ said this if you're doing it right you should

00:29:42.920 make more money than the amount of followers you have russ said that on a live stream and it's it

00:29:48.040 may be a little exaggerated and optimistic but it's there's something to be said and if you have

00:29:54.260 like 20 million followers and you have not yet made 20 million dollars you're not doing something

00:29:58.800 right know what know what i have a problem with is the people who only view it that way so you'll

00:30:05.920 talk to somebody and they're like i'm not even gonna give you the time of day if you don't have 1.00

00:30:09.500 as many followers as me it's like you're an idiot do i have to preface you are an idiot because there 1.00

00:30:13.760 are people that many people that do that where it's like you're blatantly disrespectful to me 1.00

00:30:19.020 you have no care or concern for all the people i know i'm connected with what i could bring to you

00:30:23.900 and you're only concerned about followers that's a real thing i can't even believe that and i do i

00:30:28.220 have to preface the fact that i'm i was joking before like do are the audience did the audience

00:30:32.220 just watch that and really like think to themselves like this kid's that big of a piece 0.98

00:30:35.640 of shit that like he's like it's yeah possibly yes but also it's just like that's you mike 0.99

00:30:41.720 i was joking one two imagine having that thought process of not wanting to talk to someone because 0.99

00:30:47.760 they don't have their their the clout how many followers uh i can't remember exactly how many 0.98

00:30:52.360 followers has warren buffett have right now oh probably zero i don't even think he has a fucking 0.84

00:30:57.240 an account you know who doesn't i don't think kendrick lamar has instagram i don't think he 0.89

00:31:02.140 does he's k-dot i mean he doesn't need it he's it doesn't you know it's like a lot of times the

00:31:07.780 coolest people they just they haven't posted since 2015 because they've been too busy just securing

00:31:12.260 bags yeah exactly yeah you can't you can't weigh it all but you're right it is kind of a metric

00:31:18.960 where you know people who have follower accounts it kind of peaks your curiosity so i think because

00:31:25.000 because a majority of the time there's something there there's like a kernel of something yeah

00:31:31.960 what especially when it pertains to wit how do you think the difference between mostly that and 1.00

00:31:38.380 also wedges of cheese what is the difference between a woman who is amassing followers and

00:31:44.080 a man who's amassing followers so when you look at massive follower counts on the women's side

00:31:51.300 is it because of like when you get to like the 15 20 25 million marks there's stuff there right

00:31:59.960 but even when you get lower when you're in the lower zone is it because of just their looks

00:32:05.940 like dudes amassing followers a totally different story like some have really great abs and they get 1.00

00:32:10.600 it for that reason but the the the females you're referring to would tell would tell you no they're 1.00

00:32:15.620 they tell you they're business minded and uh business savvy and they know how to navigate 0.97

00:32:20.560 social media and they know what people like i i sort of semi-true i sort of want to counter that

00:32:28.200 with if you're a 20 year old girl and you're getting followers on social media and money

00:32:34.600 because you're posting you know pictures of your body or looking pretty it you would be 0.98

00:32:40.440 a moron to not pursue that and i don't think it's hard to pursue that it's there's no 0.88

00:32:47.680 in my mind extreme amount of talent that goes into becoming social media famous off of just 0.99

00:32:54.420 of your looks where the talent comes in and if you're doing it right is if you're monetizing that

00:32:58.780 and using it as a way to as a stepping stone to to do the next thing to do uh runways in milan

00:33:04.920 or start to start a clothing line not just become famous on social becoming famous on social media

00:33:09.600 like especially if you're good looking please give me a break you go outside you take a picture

00:33:15.760 you post it and because you look good people follow you what's what's hard is to get them

00:33:19.520 to like your personality if you really want to move numbers and move people from a to b or product

00:33:23.420 whatever get them to convert yeah this is this is interesting statistically 39 percent of female

00:33:28.740 uh instagram people are using the platform 30 percent of men are using the platform

00:33:35.820 50 it's like a 50 50 split for people who are consuming but more women are using instagram

00:33:42.020 than men if that makes sense uh what do you mean so like in terms of like posting building a page

00:33:48.120 like more females by nine percent easier for women to get famous famous or insta famous

00:33:54.980 100 because with the way that they're building it yes yes because there's a tried and trued 1.00

00:34:01.520 strategy here's what it is ass ass if you have an ass and you simply find a unit of photography to 0.99

00:34:09.440 then photograph that said ass right then use a device of posting to post the photograph of said 1.00

00:34:16.700 ass this is a one two three process ass photo post you have done very well and you'll see it 1.00

00:34:24.620 all around us in the city of lost angels yeah their ass is just floating around up and down 1.00

00:34:28.660 the streets so many just asses bro and the flower concert is going be boppity bop but i will tell 0.99

00:34:33.640 you this much unless you're some ray those asses just ain't converting dude they're just not man 0.98

00:34:41.180 i've seen some of the back ends and i'm not talking about those back ends i'm saying i've 1.00

00:34:45.020 seen the back end on the financial side yeah these girls couldn't sell a roll toilet paper here's why 1.00

00:34:50.820 here's why you're absolutely right and here's why the girls who are insta-famous for just how they 1.00

00:34:57.760 look i'll see them which first off how many of the uh like percentage wise would you estimate 1.00

00:35:04.120 i'm a bit biased because the only real like circle that i know are the those yeah um but there's 1.00

00:35:11.540 plenty of women who are are dominating social media and nothing to do with their body which 1.00

00:35:15.280 by the way you know keep it up that's amazing do more of do please do more of that yeah we need 1.00

00:35:19.820 less ass and and and yes we don't need less i mean ass is great but how about just more of the 1.00

00:35:26.780 other good stuff okay a lot a lot of the ass models per se that i know are trying to flip 1.00

00:35:31.400 the script for sure and and do the hey here's me for me um but here's why the insta models who are 1.00

00:35:37.960 famous for how they look are often doing uh brand deals or starting a clothing line for female 0.99

00:35:44.640 apparel yes when they're they have a 90 percent male audience percent we the one we know best

00:35:50.620 won't mention her name but is that 92 percent to eight percent right now 92 percent male so i did

00:35:55.300 i did a i did a that's crazy that's wild i did a love sack deal with her and there was very little 1.00

00:36:04.240 response because for a from a furniture crowd we females our entire audience is female and so 1.00

00:36:10.660 whenever i work with an ass model who by the way has one two three four million followers it's 1.00

00:36:16.420 great brand awareness but the conversion is so low because they're like yo that's a great piece 0.99

00:36:21.460 of furniture but where's the ass do you think that where's the butt right there's no butt do 0.99

00:36:26.860 you think the um do you think that's changing with from the brand side are brands becoming more aware 0.99

00:36:33.700 that just asses don't convert you have to be but they're not brands aren't getting any smarter yes

00:36:38.560 no no some are the good brands are but if you if you look at if you look at the brand deals that 1.00

00:36:46.560 these ass models are pulling down you'll notice that oh no it's it's moronic they're not moving 0.99

00:36:51.960 the brands aren't moving fast enough bro because they're still paying millions of dollars to these 1.00

00:36:55.340 girls who are trying to sell women's clothing to a 92 percent male audience like it is the biggest 0.76

00:37:03.860 disconnect ever dude right for any like small startups listening if if you have a male oriented 0.99

00:37:09.960 product i'm trying to think of a good example like um what's a dollar shave club dollar shave 0.71

00:37:14.540 club yep get an ass model to sponsor you that that is smart the best brand that's been doing 0.97

00:37:22.260 that recently i'm let's do this an ass model we keep just saying the best uh brand that's been 1.00

00:37:27.980 doing that free deal real quick manscaped ah yes i've seen them crushing the female influencer 0.98

00:37:35.060 zone because they know it's all dudes and they're like they're like here's your here's your brief 1.00

00:37:39.400 for your content pose in front of your mirror with your ass out and put a razor on your back 1.00

00:37:44.800 and then tag us with on your ass like literally manscaped congratulations you you fucking nailed 1.00

00:37:50.080 it dude awesome do you think like steve jobs like saw this coming yeah man when he oh yeah for sure 1.00

00:37:58.260 he saw the ass the ass wave absolutely ass apocalypse how could he have not seen the 0.96

00:38:04.960 ass apocalypse you just hate to see it or you love to see it or you like it but is it easier for is 0.99

00:38:11.840 it easier for women to to get insta famous maybe there's not an answer there but it's that let's

00:38:17.260 say that it's definitely harder for men it's so by way of by way of elimination yes because think

00:38:22.660 maybe though i like i know we said it is but like think about it i don't know dude are we are we

00:38:29.840 extremely biased oh man what how what's what is the fast track for a male to get famous like you 0.99

00:38:36.400 can't just show your dick you can't you can't do it not a lot you'll be banned just like you can't 1.00

00:38:40.700 slap a girl's butt ride buying a scooter if you even show a bulge you're you're fucked you can't 1.00

00:38:46.640 You can show the bulge. 1.00

00:38:48.780 You can do a little bulge.

00:38:50.240 If you're just known for your bulge,

00:38:53.860 it's not going to work out.

00:38:56.060 That's just weird.

00:38:57.460 Or is it?

00:38:59.780 Has anyone tried this?

00:39:00.840 Have we seen a bulge model?

00:39:01.960 Imagine a dude with the sickest bulge.

00:39:05.740 And everyone, even dudes like me, 0.99

00:39:08.020 are like, damn, it's a nice bulge. 1.00

00:39:10.100 Fucking dope. 1.00

00:39:10.960 Starts an underwear company called Bulge Underwear. 1.00

00:39:13.780 Shit blows the... 1.00

00:39:14.960 There's something here. 1.00

00:39:16.260 Yo, if you're watching this right now 0.99

00:39:17.880 And you have a giant cock 1.00

00:39:21.320 I didn't even want to use dick 1.00

00:39:22.720 Because this has to be a big ol' banger, dude 1.00

00:39:24.980 And when you take pictures in the mirror

00:39:26.840 The thing's almost out the bottom of your boxers

00:39:29.420 You need to start an account 0.98

00:39:31.140 Called Bulge Man 0.99

00:39:32.320 And you need to fucking start an underwear company 0.99

00:39:35.820 Called Bulge Underwear 0.99

00:39:37.240 Genuine question

00:39:38.340 I want to ask the audience

00:39:40.240 Do y'all have a problem that somehow

00:39:42.880 The conversations always devolve to genitals

00:39:45.260 i feel like you don't i feel like i don't have a problem with it this just in bro 77 of this 0.98

00:39:52.140 podcast has been about dicks so far i just got this stat it's insane well let's talk about it 0.97

00:39:57.600 for a second no not not dicks but caller daddy is the number two podcast in the world right now 0.99

00:40:04.040 yeah they're killing it they're um people love talking about sex sex is healthy there's a song 0.99

00:40:09.640 by a group called salt and pepper from a while back and the song went let's talk about sex baby 0.93

00:40:16.860 let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good times and the good times that baby

00:40:24.200 let's talk about sex when they made that song they knew we would be talking about it in 20

00:40:31.220 it's true it is the message on but impulsive but the my internal conflict is am i gonna look back

00:40:39.880 when i have like a family and like i get a real job i'm trying to work like a nice nine to five

00:40:44.080 corporate type and and they they look up this stuff and they see us just i could see that come

00:40:49.780 up in the job interview when you go to cisco to the software company up in san francisco they're

00:40:53.940 not having it you're like hey listen i really i saw your job posting for the brand development

00:40:59.000 position for your new software line i'm logan paul i'd really like to be a part of this company

00:41:02.960 uh you know let's talk about benefits and they say mr paul yeah i mean we've been hearing you 0.80

00:41:07.720 talk about dicks for the past 10 years there's no way we don't even i don't know bro because 0.67

00:41:11.820 this is the thing is have you ever have you guys ever hit the links with the boys of course the 0.95

00:41:15.900 links yeah yeah okay so you hit the links with the boys no matter how professional they are during 0.99

00:41:23.780 the day the conversation is gonna devolve into dicks or genitalia oh my god you're so right and 0.99

00:41:30.380 that's what this is this is a podcast in this is a golf-based podcast well no what i'm saying is 0.99

00:41:36.720 what i'm saying is the majority of people in a corporate setting if they notice that you are

00:41:41.620 you know you're fluent in talking about genitalia i think your job opportunity or your you know

00:41:48.140 here's why i ask here's why i ask in high school you know we never really had a chance to like we

00:41:54.940 did but we never had a chance to truly mess up our future with the things we posted and said

00:41:59.740 on social media and now these high schoolers got to be wary you know keep your accounts private

00:42:03.820 but also just like tweet and say and do clean things but this went viral on twitter a bit this 0.81

00:42:09.020 girl tweeted everyone shut the fuck up i got accepted for a nasa internship and then homer 1.00

00:42:13.800 hickam said language who the fuck is that he's she said suck my dick and whatever i'm working 1.00

00:42:19.240 at nasa and homer hickam said and i'm on the national space council that oversees nasa and 1.00

00:42:23.920 he got her fired yeah yeah that's actually a real story real story yeah which is crazy because

00:42:30.360 but that's the type of person i want working at nasa like give me a little fire fire in these

00:42:34.600 people yeah millennials and gen z they got a little twang to them that i think is going to 1.00

00:42:38.820 help us achieve bigger technological feats than we ever did because with this a little sass there

00:42:43.160 there's a fire in their stomach. 1.00

00:42:44.500 It's true.

00:42:44.880 They also might in the middle of building the rocket,

00:42:47.180 they'd be like,

00:42:47.540 I don't want to put that ring around the rocket. 1.00

00:42:50.240 Fuck that. 1.00

00:42:51.160 And then three, 1.00

00:42:52.460 two,

00:42:52.640 one blast up.

00:42:53.660 Yeah.

00:42:54.980 Yeah.

00:42:56.680 The one thing I will say is let's not,

00:42:58.580 let's not bit,

00:42:59.720 you know, 1.00

00:42:59.980 let's not cock a doodle do ourselves into a dick here. 1.00

00:43:04.260 I mean, 1.00

00:43:04.480 it's not all we talk about. 1.00

00:43:05.900 We're not just talking about cocks all day, 1.00

00:43:08.000 dude. 1.00

00:43:08.160 We talk about,

00:43:09.160 we had Eric Weinstein on it.

00:43:10.760 I don't think that episode aired when this episode,

00:43:13.160 aired even though we shot it after this episode was shot before this girl this girl this girl

00:43:18.760 got a job she's she got a job that's actually going to be better than the one that she lost 0.70

00:43:23.340 really she must be smart though where you know what i love i love a i love a badass smart person

00:43:30.520 a person who like a nerd but also who can just slang it dude yeah slang it a couple couple of 0.85

00:43:37.380 the uh nerds in my high school were also the coolest motherfuckers ever well you were one of 0.55

00:43:42.120 them uh not they were cooler than me dude they were cool because the juxtaposition between 0.98

00:43:47.840 mega mega mega smart and just some gangster shit was so cool and it didn't seem like these two

00:43:54.960 worlds could collide but they did well i mean you look at someone like me dude i'm a collision of 0.98

00:43:59.620 extremely you really are gang members i said that on my date last night so which is funny did you

00:44:05.560 tell her that i said i said that i was working she's she's like oh he must be really smart i go 1.00

00:44:10.300 and he's also the dumbest motherfucker you'll ever meet i gotta ask guys i'm pretty sure the 0.99

00:44:16.660 reason why we even did this podcast in the first place was to talk about the story of us meeting 1.00

00:44:20.980 it's gonna be so fucking mad we're supposed to tell so many stories everybody's been asking us 0.80

00:44:28.800 how we met did we get a brief did we meet did we i think we did meet we we had probably at one point 0.86

00:44:34.960 hold on let me well dylan's not here dylan yeah there is a brief we have it in the in

00:44:40.740 text format i don't i don't have the brief impulsive text oh no okay so apparently we

00:44:48.440 did get a brief and and people have been asking to know how we met yeah how the three guys came

00:44:53.360 together became friends park city 2017 why the podcast how they were chosen to be on the podcast

00:44:58.460 stories i don't think you have to just say yeah maybe take it step by step you know okay can we 0.93

00:45:02.780 can we like like really quick yeah just get bored of this shit so easy who wants to start 20 uh the 0.87

00:45:08.420 three first time me and logan had already been friends we went to park city for a sun can slow 0.96

00:45:12.440 down we went to park city for a sundance activation it was him elissa violet yep george janko and

00:45:19.520 chantel jeffries we went there spencer came with them yeah and this was the first time i really

00:45:25.020 ever hung out with you after travis travis and real quick mike and i had met because i uh wanted

00:45:32.520 one of these giant beanbags and i was an influencer and i said hey is there any deal we can do that

00:45:37.820 connected me to this dude named mike he was really funny on his text hit it off like immediately like

00:45:41.760 just through text and then we met again hit it off even more decided to continue texting continue

00:45:46.240 friendship yeah and then you i met through jake yep so you mark donor had just stopped he he moved

00:45:54.720 on from being your videographer i believe and then i came in uh to help you like in in like

00:46:01.360 interim yeah just okay just to test it out and i was living right across street came over that's

00:46:06.760 right we officiated that dude's wedding and yeah we went to vegas yep and race race some cars around

00:46:12.800 the track and then park city and then park city we all come together we get a uh love sack sponsors

00:46:18.800 a 25 million dollar house at the top of deer valley crate by the way craziest house still

00:46:24.020 one of the craziest house i've ever seen just because of location yeah topical elevator ski

00:46:28.320 ski out crazy right and so i remember the first night when you were coming to the house um i was

00:46:34.360 really nervous i was in the house by myself and i was like she's about to be here and i was like

00:46:38.700 i i played a little uzi vert i put a little uzi vert on i started like drinking a little bit

00:46:43.800 because i was nervous about you but also like chantelle like this was a big thing for me i

00:46:47.900 hadn't really been hanging out with like a lot of celebs at this point and so y'all came in and it

00:46:52.660 just spiraled into debauchery and it was and it was a preview of all things to come i mean there

00:46:58.360 was rampant sex partying um jumping off the balconies jumping off three stories uh into the

00:47:05.360 snow you made me do it with you i did the second yeah one of the things that was super interesting

00:47:10.520 was not only was it just younger people there was like a whole floor of the top where it was

00:47:16.480 like corporate billionaires so when we were when we did this uh love sack was just in their first

00:47:22.940 round of conversations about going public and so we were technically the trip was supposed to be a

00:47:27.060 trip with our investment team and the people that were going to bring us public and so they're there

00:47:33.080 on one floor and then it's the most raucous like wild influencers on the other floor and the first

00:47:38.900 day the how about the guy that fell yeah i got there and some some dudes was in a sling i'm like

00:47:43.320 mike what happened to that guy he's like oh he's he's our billionaire big investor and he broke his

00:47:47.520 rib and punctured his heart we were skiing out of the woods on it he's like an expert skier and

00:47:52.280 we're in park city we're skiing out of the woods and we hit the green trail like flat as can be

00:47:56.660 like there were little kids going backwards like mom mom can we get pizza this dude comes out of

00:48:01.300 the woods he's just going down a normal thing he's in front of me and he like sticks the front

00:48:05.900 of his ski into like a hole and he falls right i see him fall and i go by him i'm like oh that hurt

00:48:10.820 and i hear behind me and i'm like that's not good dude that's a bad so he's like i can't move

00:48:23.380 anything and somehow somehow he manages to ski all the way back we like force him to ski but

00:48:30.540 he goes to the hospital after punctured lung broken clavicle broken ribs the dude was on a

00:48:35.920 green trail and and basically defunctionalized his body did he still invest yeah he brought us

00:48:42.040 public uh shout out mark uh i can't even fucking remember his name mark ribs from roth roth uh 0.64

00:48:49.580 capital group and he took us public and uh he couldn't even fly home because they were like 0.86

00:48:54.820 we don't trust your lung is gonna hold up on the airplane yeah yeah he would come and talk to me in

00:49:00.240 the house and you know just initiate some casual conversation over breakfast and i was literally

00:49:04.640 afraid to talk to him because i was nervous that at any point he would die yes and i didn't want

00:49:09.140 to be the person that saw it happen to talk to him while he died in front of my eyes sorry not

00:49:13.380 roth it was tripoint i'm sorry tripoint capital group shout out tripoint but uh yeah that was a

00:49:17.900 crazy trip we we i remember um i still didn't like know like your power really at the time and

00:49:24.900 you were like oh i think that was right at the cusp though what i think that was at the cusp

00:49:29.640 i don't think that was full but you were getting close i'll tell you here's why i know you were

00:49:33.800 like we're gonna go see a show tonight like a dj and i was like oh that's cool i was like that'll

00:49:39.260 be cool being like ga and shit and i remember we get to the door and we hit up jen stein who's

00:49:43.620 running the event from red light and she comes out and she's like logan oh my god you know welcome 0.96

00:49:48.220 walks us with security behind the stage and within like 30 seconds you're on stage with

00:49:54.580 marshmallow at sundance and he's got you in the booth oh oh yeah and i'm overlooking from this

00:50:00.080 like private green room and i'm like yo like this dude is about to be the biggest thing on the 0.90

00:50:05.220 fucking planet dude i was like was that after the double dab video yes because he was dabbing on 0.90

00:50:11.800 stage yeah marshmallow gave me uh i i heard the song and i wanted to use it in in a video i did 0.89

00:50:17.140 with kevin hart and i i asked for permission to use it and they they granted me permission and

00:50:21.320 thank god they did uh not that song probably would have gone viral on its own but definitely

00:50:25.600 gave it a nice little kick and we've had a relationship ever since um it was so he would 0.51

00:50:30.380 let me on stage every now and then i went to a couple of his shows and i would just fuck around

00:50:33.640 on stage with him and yeah that was fun that was a great trip still one of my favorite trips and

00:50:37.340 that really like cemented like the friendship between the three of us yeah i remember spencer 0.64

00:50:42.140 you were already working on the fucking documentary the education documentary you were talking about 0.82

00:50:47.020 education the whole time we were there yeah and i was like nothing's changed yeah i was like yo 0.97

00:50:51.240 this kid is really serious about education, but, uh,

00:50:54.260 that was kind of the kickoff. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then,

00:50:57.440 so the relationship kind of developed, I convinced, uh, Mike to move out here.

00:51:02.440 You skipped a major thing, which is fine. What, what, which Tokyo,

00:51:06.640 Tokyo happens. Oh, okay. Oh, it's important. Quick. I mean,

00:51:10.040 quick for building for both of us.

00:51:11.740 So neither of these guys were on the team. I had a team. Um,

00:51:14.940 and then Tokyo happened and it was, it was clear.

00:51:17.940 i needed some internal uh reinvigorating and rejuvenating and just like a restart i need to

00:51:25.240 push an internal restart on my life and um also externally the team needed a restart and so mike

00:51:32.060 mike really championed that happening and um and then i i knew spencer and i had worked together

00:51:38.220 in the past and this dude is super wise super mindful super conscious and brings a whole nother

00:51:43.420 side of a character to my life that I think I definitely could have used and needed. And he

00:51:48.620 was gracious enough to, to join the team. I hit you up. Cause I remember I saw you tweet before

00:51:54.100 the video went live and I saw the tweet and I checked, I was just like checking in because

00:51:58.320 part of my education documentary, I was focusing on the suicide rate in Japan. I crazy. Yeah. And

00:52:05.740 I remember I hit Logan up. I'm like, yo, are you okay? Like I'm, I'm, I know that's like a big

00:52:10.340 problem there uh because education is like one of the reasons and yeah i hit you up make sure

00:52:15.560 you're okay and then like a few days went by um and like the blow-up happened i just kind of looked

00:52:22.100 like yo like keep your head up like you know don't don't sweat it and then we started talking

00:52:26.660 about doing the documentary yeah do you remember how you uh do you remember how you heard that it

00:52:31.480 had i i remember i woke up i was in norwalk connecticut and i just started getting texts

00:52:36.960 because we were hanging out a lot at this point i wasn't on the team i was in all the videos like

00:52:41.080 we were falling over christmas like crazy stuff and i started getting texts from like 50 people

00:52:45.980 and they're like yo this is really really really bad yeah i i sorry i didn't yeah no no no i watched

00:52:53.460 a lot of the vlogs because after i did that like week uh working with logan um right after park

00:53:00.700 city i kind of i was too busy he went with brendan so brendan was a videographer and i remember i

00:53:05.500 watched like a bunch of the videos i actually watched the japan video when it went up and i

00:53:10.800 didn't i didn't know what to think but i remember i specifically remember the feedback on the video

00:53:15.920 was really good there was there wasn't a blowback on the video and i remember reading the comments

00:53:20.760 i was like hey this is actually like people are really like being helped by this in some way 0.95

00:53:25.840 so i was shocked when i saw like that i didn't know what to think like i was like oh shit like

00:53:30.860 this is good this is bad i don't know so yeah so then so then i get all the news and then and then 0.71

00:53:35.320 it we we originally were already we were about to enter into a partnership anyways i was about

00:53:41.100 to join the team anyways in a much different light prior to tokyo i was gonna come on as

00:53:44.600 head of partnerships and blow the maverick brand into the stratosphere through influencer and

00:53:49.200 whatever right and then when tokyo happened we went through this long courting period and by

00:53:55.280 the way you were already in and me and you had a ton of friction i remember that a ton of friction

00:54:01.000 it was me and it was it wasn't just you either it was me and the team as a whole yeah and it was a

00:54:07.340 bit and what it was was it was me being east coast no holds bar completely off the rails

00:54:14.360 you in a really good mindful and and respectful space trying to bring um that to logan and you

00:54:22.600 saw me as a as a threat not to you but to that is that what you saw yeah i would say i'd say

00:54:28.260 that's a really good way to put it because i remember that conversation in the garage that

00:54:32.200 notorious garage conversation when everyone exploded on mic i think that's when you had

00:54:37.440 your biggest explosion too and even like oddly enough jake jake jake got on your face jake

00:54:43.400 almost fought jake almost fought you that was crazy that was that was so weird and that was

00:54:48.040 like the emotions were so high and there was so much of like yo this could blow up at any minute

00:54:55.580 and like people are leaving their careers to be here and like it's like a it's a thing yeah so i

00:55:00.820 think we were all just like hella protective like almost like mama bear type yeah and i think like

00:55:06.080 i've always i've had that situation in my life a lot in the past too where people get a first

00:55:11.520 glance at me and it was so hard for you because you knew me to the bone already and you were like

00:55:16.800 yo i'm telling all of you guys you have to trust me this kid is a deceptively intelligent like

00:55:23.140 brand building goo like he's amazing like he was telling me you have to trust me but the people

00:55:28.360 that didn't know me were like yo he's very brash he's very straightforward very blunt and it's

00:55:33.140 almost too much you know you know what jake said in that in that notorious garage he looked me in

00:55:37.960 the eyes and he said he said mike is going to be the person who ruins your career that's what he

00:55:44.580 said i remember that and by the way i hate having that i i don't care anymore obviously i've forgotten 0.78

00:55:49.420 about it but i hate even having that over over his shoulder because that's so ridiculous because

00:55:54.520 now we're we'll be going on like years and years and years and years still could happen how long

00:55:58.640 what yeah but what's the what's the expiration date on that jake can i please like does that

00:56:03.180 expire at some point because now we're does that back in business well you just have to you

00:56:07.720 like all right so how do i process that right like here's my brother 0.94

00:56:11.240 fucking dude i love the one person who's probably running this race parallel to me 0.94

00:56:16.200 who i can look to for advice insight whatever it is and i know mike so well and i know this dude 0.99

00:56:22.820 is an expert and a fucking g for lack of better verbiage and so jake says this and 0.74

00:56:28.660 i had to i had to just straight up deny his hypothesis i'll say i'll say it again i i just 0.88

00:56:36.440 highly disagreed with him i i i think ignorance on jake's part led to a con an erroneous comment

00:56:43.060 that i just simply disagreed with and um i disagreed with everyone that night and um i told

00:56:49.040 you that and look you're on the team now and you did it and you you persevered because you definitely

00:56:53.180 had a a hump to overcome being belittled by every single person on this literally every single

00:56:59.120 person on this team and it was a lesson for me too and maybe you guys can take something from

00:57:03.320 this is i i shouldn't have let the badgering of that was a long get that bad i should i should

00:57:10.280 have i should have stepped in when i when i have that analogy that i love where the only way muscle

00:57:15.340 builds is if it's broken down i let the muscle that is mike be broken down way too much you'd

00:57:20.520 never seen you'd never seen that happen before i was completely i i'd never like let's be honest

00:57:27.040 like i had a full breakdown like i i cried that night and we actually had because it was it was

00:57:31.860 just too much for me we had to we left i remember it was me him chloe at the time and uh george

00:57:37.700 janko went to santa monica to the beach and uh it was a really it was a really powerful and

00:57:44.980 impactful night for all of us to just be sitting there it was like 2 a.m and we're just sitting

00:57:49.180 on the beach in santa monica trying to like put together the pieces of this implosion that just

00:57:53.940 happened because by the way it wasn't just this kid's brash or his blonnery parties or all that

00:58:00.320 stuff it was also the fact that there was a full-on breaking down of the team outside of me

00:58:06.800 happening this was just post tokyo everyone was scrambling for power scrambling for how are we

00:58:13.580 going to put the pieces of this multi multi-million dollar machine back together and so there was so

00:58:20.320 much infighting i can't even tell you the amount of like side door meetings i had with one person

00:58:24.800 at a time where i'd have a meeting with this person they would tell me something and then

00:58:28.420 they would go and tell something else to the other it was a disaster and the fact that by the way

00:58:33.980 all of us every person that was a part of that meeting well with the exception of chloe

00:58:39.940 completely separate obviously made it out of that yeah all of us we're still here and we just have

00:58:45.980 a better system in place we have more structure we have more role development and um and uh and

00:58:51.760 and the final note on it is it was a learning for me you were learning for me the team was that

00:59:00.040 conversation was because you'll notice i as much as we say like haven't grown up i've grown up a

00:59:07.280 lot i'm not when i was coming here before i came on the team i was out every night i was always

00:59:11.760 going out well that's why i'm never going out what i was gonna say is i think that that was

00:59:15.620 necessary though to show how like serious like things were because that was still at a time

00:59:21.920 where like you were changing a lot and we were all like yo no bad influences no nothing like it

00:59:28.820 can't you you shouldn't be around it right now you gotta as much as you don't want to do the

00:59:33.300 things of like staying away and being by yourself it's like there's that time period that we all

00:59:38.820 kind of felt like yo you gotta it was like it was crucial development period for like yeah young

00:59:44.620 improving logan yeah and you want you were at it you were much different than we all were

00:59:48.820 and i think we were all just nervous we're like okay is this guy gonna come in and you know what

00:59:54.300 like there was all these scenarios playing so i think you know i learned a lot about like yo i

00:59:59.000 i felt horrible i called you after yeah i remember and i was like dude i feel so bad for like yeah we

01:00:04.740 had a good connection and it was in the other thing that was tough about it was i remember like

01:00:10.060 we we were like best friends wasn't even the word we we had become more brotherly than you and jake

01:00:17.460 at the time like we were connected at the highest level oh wait yo did i get in jake's face when he

01:00:23.080 got in your face that's right that's right you said if you don't get out of his face i'll knock 0.99

01:00:27.360 you the fuck out in my house right now you did and so then he stormed out and and oh my god and 0.99

01:00:34.040 that was another thing that was tough because i was here listening to um feedback which some of 0.99

01:00:39.800 it was right from people in the group but i was sitting there knowing that like at the end of the

01:00:44.240 day like you and i know what's best and a lot a lot of the a lot of the stuff we ended up overcoming

01:00:49.580 a lot of the structure we put in place we put in place me and you you know what i'm saying we sat

01:00:52.940 that was the most confusing thing i know that was the most confusing thing about it is mike

01:00:57.360 behind the scenes was chirping in my ear like hey maybe consider doing this with your team this is

01:01:02.560 how like a typical corporate and i wasn't you might need this type of person in your life and

01:01:05.940 so i put all the pieces in play all of them and then when i finally with the last piece was you

01:01:11.340 the one who like the changes all happened because of you there was backlash and pushback i was like

01:01:17.020 this doesn't make any sense remember and they were like there was so much like are you vying to be

01:01:21.160 like ceo like to lead it and this was where you should have really known and i think you did know

01:01:26.660 they were like what why don't you just run the organization if you're so good i'm like i'm not

01:01:30.580 saying that i'm just giving my my corporate experience and my experience on review teams

01:01:36.140 and how leadership should work and all that stuff i don't want to make an exorbitant amount of money

01:01:40.300 right now i want i i love logan he's my best friend and i want to give him the knowledge that

01:01:45.100 i have right yeah and so now you know we've we've put a lot of that stuff in play me and spencer

01:01:49.520 are super super close we live next door to each other and it's like we have this great team yeah

01:01:54.380 so why the podcast like yeah moving to the next chapter so so shout out colin who uh is kind of

01:02:00.260 the ep on this show and he he really pushed for for me to do this um and i and i really do owe it

01:02:06.840 to him because without him i'm not sure if i'd be in the podcast space and i knew i wanted to do

01:02:11.140 some sort of podcast i knew also i didn't want to do it myself and i've always loved our dynamic

01:02:15.880 except i felt like it may be too much for a lot of people and spencer so spencer's got like i said

01:02:23.900 incredible wisdom and in insight on a complete opposite end of the spectrum but also the same

01:02:29.020 that we do and i thought our our triage of our trio would be such a pinball machine of uh good

01:02:38.860 bad ugly smart everything like so versatile i remember when we when you because there was so

01:02:45.760 much content unknowns coming out of tokyo and out of that that period too and i remember when we

01:02:51.480 were talking about what the next step was and when you said to me i think i'm gonna do a podcast

01:02:57.520 and i think i want you to be a part of it i said i looked at you and i said logan this is it i

01:03:05.020 remember i was we were standing i think we're in the studio and i said bro i'm telling you

01:03:08.420 this is it this is what's gonna i was there for that i was like this is what's gonna give your

01:03:13.560 viewers and your audience a side of you that i know that they don't know and it's gonna make

01:03:18.020 people respect and love you and we're gonna have so much fun and i and then when you told me that

01:03:22.760 spencer was gonna be a part of it and i was gonna be a part of it i was like this is amazing it's

01:03:27.220 been it's been truly amazing yeah yeah and i i remember i i did not want to start it until you

01:03:33.300 both were here yep you took a little longer to get out here and i i made it a point to wait for

01:03:38.140 you and even like it when we're when we're all three not here you can like you can feel it yeah

01:03:43.820 like remember remember we did one with michael j white and you weren't here and i we felt and even

01:03:48.400 when and even when spencer's not here too and i and it took us it took us so long to get into like

01:03:53.560 a good groove of like yeah give and take and like not me not interrupting like being the big 0.90

01:03:58.480 interrupt her and i understand that a little bit more now but like we found quite a fucking

01:04:02.820 groovy voice you guys remember when we recorded the dry run and we were all like we're like ah 0.58

01:04:09.180 i don't know like uh and then we watched it back and we were just laughing yeah we're like

01:04:14.000 yeah it's pretty good yeah because it's like such a different format yeah you know well um

01:04:19.920 if you're still here with us we're doing episode 100 live it's going to be three hours

01:04:24.140 and it's going to be awesome i think we're gonna have two guests on in like a live musical

01:04:27.360 performance so keep an eye out for episode 100 i'm not sure when it's gonna happen yet because

01:04:30.820 i'm going to sweden but that should be fucking awesome and and we're gonna do an episode soon

01:04:34.720 100 best impulsive moments because i really do uh i wouldn't oh no it's not 100 best it's like 0.56

01:04:40.540 it's like a superlative highlights of 100 there's like highlights of 100 got it so um yeah like i

01:04:46.840 said at the beginning of the podcast some of the best podcasts we have are just us because

01:04:51.320 a guest gets in here and that dynamic is there's a wedge in it sometimes if they're not the right

01:04:58.120 guest it's so funny because we so we're doing one uh boys only episode per week right now

01:05:03.700 and i'm already pushing on dylan and colin to let us just do two a week like i like let's let's see

01:05:09.240 how this episode does let's keep watching how the boys only stuff does but when i'm sitting here 0.87

01:05:12.500 with you two we are on a fucking rampage it's we could do comedy we could do crying we do anything 0.86

01:05:17.800 dangerous what it's so dangerous and the guests are great don't get me wrong best qualities of 0.98

01:05:22.520 each other who wants to go first i'll go first because i think the quality i was telling angel

01:05:28.720 this uh last night the quality that i get out of the two of you that has uh matured me the most

01:05:36.340 is just you guys aren't afraid to be who you are and uh i really respect that like you guys just

01:05:43.460 wear it you there's no shame this is who i am either accepted or don't like i re i really mess

01:05:49.540 with that there's so many people who have like have that wall up and i was one of those people

01:05:54.060 who had this wall up where like this is who i have to be and this is you know in order for people to

01:05:58.300 accept me i gotta be you guys don't have that i really respect that the biggest the biggest thing

01:06:02.980 i've learned from from spencer is uh is definitely trying my best to look at things from the other 0.98

01:06:11.640 person's perspective fuck i was gonna say like it like his his level of empathy fuck i was gonna 0.98

01:06:16.220 say relatable so let's just both say that for spencer you know what i'm saying he's just an 0.99

01:06:20.840 expert at it because why and this is you make me tick because you're not you're not just an empath

01:06:28.920 you're a relatable empath you're cool and i vibe with you and we get along so everything you say

01:06:33.820 and do resonates with me 10 times more than a person who is strictly just a caretaker per se

01:06:40.100 like you're my homie

01:06:41.000 so it weighs on me

01:06:42.620 much more

01:06:42.960 it's like

01:06:43.300 the Lucas

01:06:45.380 the guy who led

01:06:45.920 our breath work session

01:06:46.760 he isn't like

01:06:48.140 coming in here like

01:06:49.000 the god of Shiva

01:06:49.740 connects to your chakra

01:06:50.640 he's like

01:06:52.560 he goes verbatim

01:06:53.660 he goes

01:06:53.920 alright we're gonna get

01:06:55.020 super gangster with it

01:06:55.880 this time

01:06:56.240 and I'm like 0.99

01:06:57.080 let's fucking get gangster 1.00

01:06:58.940 bro 1.00

01:06:59.160 and then for LP

01:07:01.440 like

01:07:01.920 it's a combination

01:07:03.160 of vision

01:07:03.860 and work ethic

01:07:04.660 like he

01:07:05.440 things that other people

01:07:09.580 would

01:07:09.920 visualize and strategize around but then may say to themselves like that's my dream goal or that's

01:07:17.720 my home run for him he's just like yo this is gonna happen like this is about to happen like

01:07:23.220 he'll say to me sometimes he'll be like i remember when we were talking about becoming a billion

01:07:26.880 dollar company and i said to you i said yo i have to give up my stock ownership to be a part of your

01:07:33.560 company and you're like you guys are doing you know 250 million annual right now we're about to

01:07:37.980 be a billion dollar company and this was after tokyo and i said i said how do you i said i said

01:07:43.260 how do you plan to do that man like what if that doesn't happen and you said to me like

01:07:46.640 you're not understanding what i'm saying to you right now like this is going to be a billion

01:07:53.720 dollar organization either you want to be a part of it or go home and that was like i was like holy 0.60

01:07:59.700 shit you know what i'm saying like this dude like it's not just like a it's not like a visualization 0.87

01:08:03.840 just because i said it you believe me what if i'm lying well now i know but i now i know because 0.98

01:08:09.060 look like what we're about to do it look at the things we have in the funnel right now that are

01:08:13.020 literally not going possibly going to be a million possibly gonna be a hundred million they're

01:08:17.540 guaranteed billion dollar brands in the funnel right now 100 guaranteed there's definitely

01:08:22.380 something to be said about the power of belief and i have a lot of it and i think it's because

01:08:27.780 one of our guests said this it me oh it was charlie charlie rocket bro i already have the

01:08:35.120 billion dollar company i've i've done all the things i'm the biggest entertainer in the world

01:08:38.800 i already have this in my mind it's it's not yet like right now in the present that we're living

01:08:45.060 in it but i'm in my mind i have it yeah and i just the i the time is not caught up to me yeah

01:08:51.440 that's what i'm saying yeah well i think there's a there's a something to be said about that about

01:08:56.300 just like living in your in the end result and not caring not overthinking how it's gonna happen

01:09:02.660 because i think when we look back at all the stuff we went through to be sitting here right now

01:09:07.060 it's like ridiculous like you would never have planned that you know and you you know like hey 0.99

01:09:12.520 i need to grow to get there but then when you look back at how you grew like the shit that had to 0.99

01:09:16.160 happen everything's falling apart like everybody's scrambling but then you're here it's like oh okay 0.86

01:09:22.400 so stop worrying about the future you know what i mean just focus on that goal do you do you have

01:09:27.220 do you have something to say about that because i i've knowing you i feel like you might battle

01:09:31.720 that a little bit because you do like to be planned out and structured but that's just the

01:09:36.340 that's just the corporate side of me i think it's been programmed into me uh and and and listen at

01:09:41.320 the end of the day i don't know that that's necessarily what he's saying because spencer

01:09:45.060 is also a strategic thinker and a strategic mind and loves goals and setting them and hitting them 0.94

01:09:49.440 yeah you can't sit on your ass yeah but even just the practice of like setting strategy and goals 0.90

01:09:53.660 and not saying don't worry he doesn't mean don't worry about it he means don't work like don't 0.99

01:09:57.800 fret don't get scared that you may not have the right plans in place or i may never get to where

01:10:05.120 i want to go you're going to get there it's just going to take time and patience i think that's

01:10:09.500 the biggest thing i've ever learned in my life is that every day business people say it all the time

01:10:15.120 every overnight success has like 10 years of building gone into it and it's you have to

01:10:21.200 remember that it's such a long process yeah you gotta do your best when things are falling apart

01:10:26.520 to just be like no everything's good you know just be grounded as best you can it's not easy

01:10:32.020 by any means but and just and always just stay in the game like sometimes you're not gonna

01:10:36.340 sometimes you whether it's like your mental health your ability to get to a job because

01:10:41.480 you don't have a car like there's a million things that go into it just stay in the game stay in the

01:10:46.200 game don't you don't always have to be hating homers i remember we had arguments about this 0.97

01:10:49.860 podcast for a while because i was like yo it has to be this fucking guest it has to be like this 0.93

01:10:54.940 and logan said to me and you said to me a bunch of times like just stay in the game bro chill out 0.94

01:11:00.620 ride the wave don't be so like always thinking that things need to be perfect with that with

01:11:07.160 on that note specifically i remember like us coming into the podcast space we're not really

01:11:12.360 doing it like any other podcast there's no model we're following and i remember when we first

01:11:16.900 started we were like we should be more value-based like rogue rogan we should be more um expletive

01:11:23.200 like the caller daddy girls or howard stern or howard stern or we didn't really know what we

01:11:27.060 wanted to do and i kept trying to tell you guys i was like i i believe we have we have that model

01:11:33.220 people just haven't realized it yet and by the way the biggest the biggest of any market the

01:11:40.280 biggest thing of any market is the thing that wedges its niche in there it creates the niche

01:11:45.700 market making it's called it's not market following we're not and by the way this is we

01:11:50.080 say it's a podcast it's a show yeah this is a show-based podcast and so it is visual first and 0.76

01:11:55.480 i'm glad we have finally you know fucking 90 episodes in truly have a foothold in the door 0.71

01:12:01.160 um with what we're doing i mean bro your youtube channel i think speaks for itself uh you know how 0.85

01:12:06.980 many subscribers do you have and how many views are you pulling it's like it's like four times

01:12:10.020 or something like 100 000 my next video is coming up next week it's it's good bro good because i was 0.96

01:12:15.240 gonna make fun of you at the beginning of the podcast like it's about fucking time it's about 0.93

01:12:18.440 fucking time like people want to hear what you guys have to say i think a lot of it has been 0.99

01:12:23.300 like mike and i i'm sure you can relate it's like we're we're kind of unplugging like okay 0.99

01:12:27.880 he's he's crushing it no matter what now it's like okay the ship's moving like we're in the

01:12:32.740 right direction like we can take a breath and think about ourselves now which is cool i think

01:12:36.520 it also was just a matter of like this this uh this show has given us our voice you know what

01:12:42.600 i'm saying at the end of the day and i think it's big fact you you you clearly remember when you

01:12:46.840 first started making videos there was i know you always made them but i'm sure there was some

01:12:51.360 hesitancy or some not reluctance but you probably felt like yo like do i even belong on this side

01:12:57.720 of the camera like like or did you oh maybe you're one of i know you're one of the exceptions but i

01:13:02.380 think for a lot of people maybe well maybe i should have no hell no well if you're doing it

01:13:07.300 don't question ever question yourself if you don't have to but what i'm saying is i think a lot of

01:13:10.680 people when you when i sit down i'll speak for myself when i sit down on the opposite side of

01:13:14.420 the camera or at least up until a few weeks ago i'm like what am i doing sometimes i feel like

01:13:18.160 what am i doing right now like we got the show i've got all my other things going on like should

01:13:21.920 i even be doing this you know what i'm saying and i i have that self-doubt still but this has helped

01:13:26.700 me tremendously feel like yo i have a good voice i have a a strong personality i should be on the

01:13:31.520 side of the camera yeah you know i'm saying it's super helpful real quick what's uh what's one

01:13:35.400 thing you you each person speak for their self what's one one thing you think you need to work on

01:13:39.680 areas of improvement it's always good to self-reflect yeah

01:13:46.600 uh i think i think that there's even as it manifests itself as um jumping in over people

01:13:57.620 still interrupting i think that's that's just an aspect of it and so i don't want to say it's

01:14:03.840 interrupting i think it rolls back to there are probably certain episodes and the audience may

01:14:08.700 disagree with this because i've seen them disagree with this quite a lot when i talk about it

01:14:12.420 there may be episodes where i probably should be a little bit less energetic

01:14:16.560 like like where the conversation and even jacob's shaking his head right now i i like sometimes i

01:14:23.260 feel like maybe we could talk more value if i wasn't but i don't know i don't know i gotta

01:14:30.240 think about that that's a good it's a good question i don't have an answer to it right now

01:14:34.220 i don't i feel like you're you've over the last few uh episodes i feel like you've really like

01:14:39.900 sunken into like a groove where you know when to come in when to kind of calm it down when

01:14:45.600 to peel back absolutely more awareness maybe that's the no yeah what about you um

01:14:52.380 i was gonna say more relatability because uh like i was getting at earlier with what i admire about

01:15:02.240 you guys is the openness but also i'm i have a completely different lifestyle but i still want

01:15:09.400 to be relatable because I am like when you guys know me and so it's like there's this image that

01:15:15.260 I put out versus who I am and I want people to start to get to know that I am mindful and you

01:15:22.000 know all these things but I'm also relatable I love to joke I'm funny and all that stuff so I

01:15:26.300 think there's like that disconnect where I'm I'm learning how to blend the two together if that

01:15:30.040 makes sense yeah I mean I hear you when you when you shower like I hear through the little vent

01:15:34.280 Like you're in there rocking out to cut ear logic or whatever.

01:15:36.780 Like, you know, you love to, you love to do a lot of this.

01:15:39.920 You love to socialize.

01:15:41.080 Like when you go out, you don't, you don't booze.

01:15:42.540 You're not a partier, but you love to talk to people, hang out.

01:15:44.580 Like you're, you're awesome, but just in a different, in a different lane, you know?

01:15:48.240 And so, yeah, that's definitely valuable.

01:15:50.620 I think I just want to be more educated.

01:15:52.980 I think it's like, and I'm not quite sure how to do it.

01:15:55.900 Cause I only have like an attention span for, you know, 10, 15 minutes of a podcast.

01:16:00.260 If I'm not sucking up some sort of information.

01:16:02.840 um i i would just love to be able to converse with my guests about anything you know there's very

01:16:10.280 evident conversations that have taken place and you you joked about the other day where i

01:16:14.420 you used the verbiage glaze over i glaze over i go gray i am i'm here and i'm looking at the

01:16:19.920 guests like this is how i look at them and y'all know when it happens i'm looking like this

01:16:23.340 should i pull up the picture and i'm i'm it would appear as if i'm listening to them

01:16:28.400 i can assure you i'm i have no idea what's happening and it's weird it's some conversation

01:16:33.760 be at that point bro 12.5 light years away uh i think i might be able to pull it off 0.94

01:16:39.740 yeah you have a photo i have it yeah fuck yeah man i don't know i so i would just love to be 0.55

01:16:44.500 a more educated maybe it's like an agent slash experience thing yeah so let me show this really 0.97

01:16:48.460 quick and then i'll i think part of it is just becoming more like our generation doesn't consume

01:16:56.020 news or media the same way yeah so our feeds are controlled much more by us than it is by

01:17:04.880 something else so if you have the desire to learn more you have to consciously go out of your way

01:17:11.760 i really do i really do because a lot of the things that i want to know more about

01:17:15.560 are the things that i'm quite simply just uninterested in so it's what it's like work

01:17:19.800 to me when i have to push myself to read a book but even though i know it's going to be good for

01:17:23.240 me and you don't even have to read a book i would say like if you follow the right news sources and

01:17:29.340 like the right platforms you can learn about the stuff that's really relevant like the things that

01:17:35.640 people need to learn about yeah instead of like having to sift through books and all this like

01:17:40.740 bs there's a lot of bs out there so you don't need to know this is the face you may you may or may not

01:17:45.880 recognize it yeah this is the face that people start saying things about like government or

01:17:52.440 politics i this i don't know why it's it's almost like another language let me let me let me let me

01:17:57.340 touch on this quickly it's gone i i'll be honest with you the biggest thing is just age it's not

01:18:03.920 not just age let me let me not just say that but age just produces wisdom and and knowledge okay

01:18:12.120 and and if you're like we are us three are you are like a sponge do you know how many episodes in my

01:18:18.180 34 years of jeopardy that i've watched do you know how many national geographic things i've watched

01:18:23.460 do you know how many nights i have spent till 5 a.m scrolling wikipedia down rabbit holes of

01:18:31.360 philosophy dualism uh frederick nietzsche like all of these deep deep deep rabbit holes of knowledge 0.97

01:18:39.780 because i fucking love that shit i love learning like i know about the parliament in britain i can 0.97

01:18:45.980 talk to anybody about just about anything until it gets to be market wages with weinstein i did 0.99

01:18:53.580 that i glazed over okay all three of us at that point we're gone we're gone and i was trying but

01:18:58.960 i'll tell you this dude if you just keep up i would i would tell you you should try to substitute

01:19:04.800 20 of your mindless content time that you spend scrolling youtube with with wikipedia or just or

01:19:13.220 just random knowledge like there's there's not reliable at all not a hundred percent but let's 0.99

01:19:19.280 say it's 98 percent wikipedia is a fuck like i think that's bullshit it's not a perfect source 0.97

01:19:24.400 by any means but it's writes wikipedia no it's it's monitored though it's heavily when i was in 0.99

01:19:30.320 school they made it a point and i mean maybe you guys are my generation they made it a point do

01:19:35.600 not use wikipedia it was the same for us we weren't allowed we weren't allowed to use that

01:19:40.060 it's okay that you can't use it as a source source but even wikipedia has all the sources on it so

01:19:46.620 you could just go to those sources and use those like they're all at the sub at the sub or wikipedia

01:19:51.120 is legit i love it i'll spend i'll spend whole night there's stuff that's definitely like

01:19:55.860 opinionated i would say but which which way does it lean is it a left slightly left i don't i don't

01:20:01.400 know about sides but i think it's more just you know yeah um you guys want to go audio let's do

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01:20:19.620 if you if you're into it if you're not maybe we'll just quit forever episode 100 is gonna be

01:20:24.360 live by the way look out for it challenger games any influencers want to participate hit me up or

01:20:28.440 you want to see some let me know who they are audio only right now peace here we are the audio

01:20:34.680 on me that was uh a couple facts yes let's do some facts let's get let's get some facts oh

01:20:39.920 or should i save it for the next episode you said you had good facts oh no no we're gonna do the

01:20:45.360 review so i can i can okay all right all right so ford motor company ford motor company has asked a

01:20:51.740 ford dealership in alabama to stop giving out certificates for free 12 gauge shotguns to

01:20:57.140 anyone who buys a new or used vehicle alabama was that just like a branch a branch in a city

01:21:04.100 Like one city was like, we're going to give her a free 12 gate here in Alabama. 0.90

01:21:07.540 I feel like the most ridiculous news comes from Alabama.

01:21:10.480 Like the things you're just like, this isn't possible. 0.99

01:21:12.940 Second, there's always one.

01:21:14.800 There's always a number one in the new weird news category.

01:21:17.300 Yeah.

01:21:17.800 Florida will own that title.

01:21:19.200 Oh yeah.

01:21:19.640 Until the day, the day it sinks into the water.

01:21:22.700 Yep.

01:21:22.940 Yep.

01:21:23.060 That's why the whole Florida man thing happened.

01:21:24.880 You search your Florida man and your birthday and it, and it pops up.

01:21:28.780 it's a Florida man runs over, you know,

01:21:31.860 sister's foot with tractor trailer carrying hot dogs that fall out and like

01:21:37.280 crazy. Yeah. I love that. There's a picture of the, uh, 0.99

01:21:41.080 the sales manager, Kobe Palmer holds a 12 day shotgun and Bible while

01:21:45.860 standing in front of Ford truck draped in American flag.

01:21:49.840 I'll tell you what would have been an American is. Yeah. That's Bible's

01:21:53.920 American flags. Well, that's authentic trucks, more, more Alabama, 0.60

01:21:58.520 news this is this is real this is this is freaking real alabama pregnant alabama woman

01:22:04.720 indicted for unborn child's death after being shot in the stomach saw this no no no no crazy

01:22:13.480 this woman was okay so they're saying uh the chief the um the chief of police or the lieutenant

01:22:21.760 he's saying that the the lady started the argument and so the guy shot her stomach and killed the

01:22:30.200 baby that was in there she lived and they dropped the charges on the guy who shot her and they're

01:22:36.520 charging her with the death that's tricky come on i'm not saying i i don't don't agree with this

01:22:44.420 whatsoever but that's tricky so what they're saying is he was within his rights to discharge

01:22:48.920 the weapon what was she attacking with something yeah some sort of weapon so he's within his rights

01:22:53.800 to discharge the weapon to stop the threat against him which i understand yeah so danny reed who's

01:23:00.100 the the police lieutenant said it was the mother of the child who initiated and continued the fight

01:23:05.280 which resulted in the death of her own unborn baby but why the investigation showed that the

01:23:09.820 only true victim in this was the unborn baby oh my god that is this is crazy this is weird bro

01:23:17.140 it was just straight up like not it's hard to believe that this is actually a thing she won't

01:23:22.260 she won't she won't do time she's not gonna do any time she'll get off she'll get off this you

01:23:27.660 know what this feels like it feels like that uh that situation where that girl was was held captive

01:23:33.600 and then she killed her her captizer oh yeah and then she got arrested for murder they they got

01:23:40.360 her out yeah which is great but like yeah weird stuff it's weird it's weird like there needs to

01:23:46.340 be just more common sense it needs to be like a common sense law where everybody it's like

01:23:50.940 if everybody just kind of agrees on who's end though on who's in this case more like the people

01:23:55.720 it's like if you just like create a poll or like a vote where you're like yo common sense what's

01:24:01.460 what's good but i'm asking is it common sense to not attack a man while you're pregnant not

01:24:05.680 attack a man with a gun or not to shoot a woman who's pregnant that's attacking you in the stomach

01:24:09.620 like who's are both well and also the same no the big note on it is like trying to use common sense 0.68

01:24:16.840 and apply that to anything in this country or this world at all is absolutely yeah no you're

01:24:21.840 right there's not a this world is so devoid of common sense or even any kind of sense whatsoever

01:24:27.800 that that just would never work dude and that you know it's that's just the fact of the matter like

01:24:33.560 there are people out there who just like i think a lot of times we talk from our metaphorical tower 0.99

01:24:39.240 about shit that's going on out there and fail to realize that just people are just fucking 0.97

01:24:43.100 not sued truth nutty people okay so twitter now is creating a warning label to flag and suppress 0.98

01:24:50.360 political tweets that break the platform's rules unacceptable speech so they're not removing the

01:24:56.300 post but they're uh they're having to place a banner so it that applies it says the twitter

01:25:04.180 rules about abusive behavior applied to this tweet however twitter has determined that it may

01:25:09.440 be in the public's interest for the tweet to remain available that would get posted on a

01:25:13.840 offensive tweet so this is like a free speech argument yeah so they're not removing it but

01:25:20.140 they're flagging it i don't have i do not have a problem with with this and even like the steven

01:25:26.200 crowder thing in the youtube like i don't have a problem with private companies patrolling their

01:25:32.400 platforms yeah because it's really on twitter's end because twitter's getting a lot of flack

01:25:38.340 this is the biggest conversation right now yeah as it pertains to social channels it's not

01:25:42.860 censorship is the number one conversation and it's and it is a tricky tricky conversation yeah

01:25:50.980 it really is there's i just don't know that there's a right or wrong answer i think it's

01:25:55.440 going to be some level of compromise but but once again it's lack of common sense and and people

01:26:01.640 being good to each other that's driving the need for this conversation like simply put don't

01:26:06.220 it's like it's like the argument is this 0.99

01:26:09.880 i shouldn't be an asshole to someone and fuck with them for no reason or or for a reason and 1.00

01:26:18.140 bully someone but if i want to i should have that right to do so yeah like what the fuck man it's 1.00

01:26:23.300 such a weird like strange situation like why how about this how about you just don't bully people 0.99

01:26:30.340 yes you have the it's i think the easiest way to sum up censorship and free speech is 0.96

01:26:36.280 just fuck and i will get so much shit for this i'm happy it's audio only 0.98

01:26:41.600 just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean you should no you're right like 1.00

01:26:47.120 you have the right to do so many things in this world and that doesn't mean you should 0.98

01:26:52.180 true you can gay bash you can do whatever the fuck you want but that doesn't mean you should 0.99

01:26:57.620 like people just need to be a little bit more like it's true and pathetic empathetic i got i 1.00

01:27:04.640 got a i got a news story let's do it i gotta i gotta get going so i got one he's got a rebuttal 0.95

01:27:10.220 for your facts it's not it's not a yeah all right let's hear it let's dive in rat feeding study

01:27:17.520 suggests the impossible burger may not be safe to eat yeah i'm not surprised dude i'm not surprised

01:27:27.600 i've actually recently been against these uh some of these burgers a rat feeding study found that

01:27:33.180 rats fed slh developed unexplained weight gains and changes in blood that indicates the onset of

01:27:39.820 inflammation or kidney disease as well as anemia damn bro um yeah i went to obviously the company 0.72

01:27:48.580 is saying that the conclusion of safety is of safety is unsound due to the short duration of 0.95

01:27:52.540 the feeding but pita is also flipping out too because i think 190 rats died as part of eating

01:27:58.440 this is gonna get really big and this is why i talked to you separate about a brand we were

01:28:06.000 we were talking to i'm not going to get into details on that but there's a lot of these

01:28:09.980 vegan or plant-based products that are hitting the market that are they they're putting these

01:28:16.200 chemicals or like they're using cheap ingredients and it doesn't matter if it's vegan or not there's

01:28:21.660 a lot of really bad products out there that aren't vegan but i went to the store with my girlfriend

01:28:26.700 and we were looking at the ingredients on some of these things and then looking up what that

01:28:30.660 ingredient means and the burgers were one of them there are non-digestible components in in the

01:28:37.360 ingredients things that the human body can't digest so so it passes through your system poop it out

01:28:44.000 yeah hopefully hopefully that's a that's best case scenario is that it just goes through your body

01:28:49.780 you know and you know typically you're probably if you're gaining any weight you're holding on to

01:28:54.120 it so it's then now cooking in your fat in your stomach they've like body put like pennies in it

01:28:59.300 they just like yeah american pennies crazy all you plant-based folks and vegans out there just

01:29:04.300 watch out just anybody watch out spencer i care about you i don't just watch what you're eating

01:29:09.160 that's why i'm healthy you guys have seen i've been watching out for all these kind of things

01:29:12.740 been eating smags you know i'm worried about andre oh he's he's looking less exotically

01:29:17.420 i found that on rogan's page obviously he was very quick to share

01:29:23.120 he's big on that all right all right that's it awesome it's it thank you guys for listening

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 28, 2019

THE STORY OF US - IMPAULSIVE EP. 94

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