Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 05, 2025


Tiffany Stratton & Logan Paul Recap SummerSlam: Seth Rollins Cash-In, Triple H Kayfabe, Street Fight

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Forrest Galante On NELK Boys Backlash, Hooking Up On Naked & Afraid, $3B Secret Animal Sanctuary Ariel Helwani On Dana White BANNING Him from UFC, Jake Paul Suing Haters, Logan Paul VS John Cena

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00:00:00.000 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.
00:00:01.540 And I'm October Gonzalez.
00:00:02.940 But you can call me Toby.
00:00:04.000 We want you to join us on our new podcast,
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00:00:08.960 Where we get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce,
00:00:12.520 and all the nitty gritty stuff we all think about.
00:00:14.980 But just don't say out loud.
00:00:16.060 You're probably just going to be some rich guy
00:00:17.460 and he's going to whisk you away.
00:00:19.740 This is awkward.
00:00:20.840 Listen to No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez
00:00:23.640 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast,
00:00:26.580 or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:00:28.460 it's Tiffany Stratton
00:00:30.300 this girl can bounce
00:00:32.100 from the first rope
00:00:32.960 to the second rope
00:00:33.980 to the third rope
00:00:34.940 and then do a backflip
00:00:36.260 onto someone
00:00:36.880 it's wildly impressive
00:00:38.340 do you really think
00:00:39.040 that your moonsault
00:00:39.580 is better than mine?
00:00:40.360 that's the other thing
00:00:40.980 I want to talk about
00:00:41.520 yeah
00:00:41.840 you and Charlotte Flair
00:00:43.360 felt like you got
00:00:44.100 a little off script there
00:00:45.460 Tiffany
00:00:45.880 maybe I shouldn't
00:00:47.000 have gone that far
00:00:48.160 I did have to apologize
00:00:49.380 do you believe
00:00:50.240 you were in the wrong?
00:00:51.880 do you want to hear
00:00:52.320 something crazy?
00:00:53.260 I've kind of been
00:00:53.920 a fan of the Paul Brothers
00:00:55.340 since like
00:00:56.040 5-10 years ago
00:00:57.260 let's go
00:00:57.960 I have to say, though, I was more of a fan of Jake Paul. 0.96
00:01:01.000 This guy, always in the front row with this f***ing green shirt. 0.95
00:01:04.260 We were cool, but now he's dead to me. 0.89
00:01:06.120 I know it was you behind the Logan Pauls and Outsiders signs.
00:01:08.760 I know it.
00:01:09.400 Yes, it was.
00:01:11.720 I purged this industry of the Outsiders last night.
00:01:14.720 I didn't even really watch your match.
00:01:16.240 I don't know what happened.
00:01:18.020 Yo, what do you think about Seth Rollins?
00:01:19.560 I thought that passion was sick.
00:01:21.280 How about CM Punk?
00:01:22.000 Do you think he enjoyed his time as champ?
00:01:24.240 I guess.
00:01:25.280 I can get down on a street fight.
00:01:26.620 I don't know if I should talk about this,
00:01:28.500 but I'm just going to talk about this.
00:01:29.700 Oh, I like your stuff. 0.98
00:01:31.100 And the guy just f***ing f***ed. 0.99
00:01:33.220 What the hell is going on? 0.98
00:01:35.680 Nobody knows this, so you're welcome.
00:01:37.200 Woo!
00:01:46.420 Sweet Tiffy time.
00:01:49.400 Bum, bum, bum.
00:01:51.180 Drinking prime instead of Red Bull.
00:01:54.360 Ba-da, da-da.
00:01:55.480 Yo, remember that time when you were doing that promo at Tiffy Time for Prime? 0.93
00:01:58.820 That was so nice, and I interrupted it and completely fucked it up, 0.74
00:02:01.220 and then you looked at me like this. 0.96
00:02:02.300 Yeah, it just happened.
00:02:03.160 I know.
00:02:03.520 It just happened.
00:02:03.960 Here I have the WWE Women's World Champion trying my product,
00:02:07.500 giving me a good, honest review.
00:02:09.100 She says she likes Creamsicle, the popsicle,
00:02:11.620 so I was like, you should try Dream Pop.
00:02:13.000 Dream Pop.
00:02:14.100 Dream Pop, Pop, Pop.
00:02:15.660 Dream Pop, Pop.
00:02:16.400 You ruined it.
00:02:17.560 It tastes like that.
00:02:18.540 It tastes like the Creamsicle.
00:02:20.360 And she was going to give me feedback, and Mike just, guess what?
00:02:22.980 He couldn't stop talking.
00:02:24.060 Can you believe it? 0.98
00:02:24.960 bro i was there for five seconds i was there for five fucking seconds bro okay i'm sorry i had to 0.97
00:02:29.060 introduce myself to today's guest who is tiffy time thanks for did you lose weight it's like 0.97
00:02:35.060 you're not even there you can't see me yeah johnny oh dude dude are we on are we rolling no no way
00:02:41.680 bro i just can i tell you a story i had to go pee and they told me i could do cena's room
00:02:45.980 and i pissed all over the toilet seat are you serious and i thought bro and i thought to myself
00:02:51.220 any other toilet I like when I'm in this much of a rush I'm gonna leave it and I was like dude I 0.87
00:02:55.920 gotta clean this toilet seat up bro and I fucking wiped it down but normally you would have left it
00:03:00.700 that's great I don't know it depends on what type of mood I'm in bro if I'm in like a port-a-potty 0.97
00:03:04.620 or something but seeing this toilet bro I'm cleaning do you want to know something though
00:03:07.540 yeah so either you or Jorge is a you're one of you guys is a little bit of a sprinkler
00:03:12.320 on the toilet seats really it must be Jorge because because when we go in the green rooms
00:03:17.160 for WWE. It's just us three, and I
00:03:19.020 notice sometimes I go in there, and there's
00:03:21.080 some sprinklers. Is there a chance it's you? Because you're
00:03:23.080 getting older. Your prostate's probably starting to get a little
00:03:24.940 fucked up. You got, like, splooge all over your glasses 1.00
00:03:27.200 on the frame. I know, I know. The splooge is...
00:03:29.180 Well, um...
00:03:32.180 Tiffy's here.
00:03:33.320 Tiffy!
00:03:34.980 Tiffy! Tiffy! Ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:37.600 Tiffy time. It is
00:03:39.020 Tiffy time. Um, um, this, this,
00:03:41.360 this part's... Here, do you want to...
00:03:42.920 Why is it so close?
00:03:45.260 Is that a... Right? Is that how it's
00:03:47.040 supposed to be what do i put these on if you want to you can do you want to do you want to use them
00:03:51.760 no you don't have to i feel like i'd look weird with them hey you guys are awfully close it was
00:03:55.940 that by design how come you guys are sitting so close there's at least a foot and a half no but 0.88
00:03:59.960 usually there's more of a gap between the guests did you set up the chairs i am absolutely fucking 0.99
00:04:05.400 sick and tired of this narrative shut your mouth i'm just saying shut your mouth seems obvious to 0.99
00:04:11.180 I'm over it 0.99
00:04:13.940 I see what you're doing
00:04:15.480 Show some respect to me
00:04:17.200 Your friend who's getting married in two weeks
00:04:19.440 And show some respect
00:04:20.380 In two weeks?
00:04:22.140 Are you taking time off?
00:04:24.700 I mean like
00:04:25.380 I'm a part-timer so I always take time off
00:04:27.620 You're gonna miss Smackdown or Raw?
00:04:30.100 Yeah they did give me
00:04:31.000 Actually I'm honestly ready to go
00:04:34.060 To like Smackdown before the wedding
00:04:35.340 Really?
00:04:36.740 Yeah I don't care
00:04:37.740 I love working
00:04:39.120 like uh um you you will see we'll see you know you guys are working week in and week out the
00:04:44.880 least i could do is offer to do the same yeah maybe come on one of the tours or something i'm
00:04:48.760 so i'm so down we have a 16 day tour in august i know i said to triple h i said book me for the
00:04:54.340 japan trip oh that would be fun so japan is so fun yeah it's so great yeah have you gone to
00:05:00.160 australia yeah oh wait yeah you were there where australia yeah for elimination chamber yeah yeah
00:05:07.280 Two years ago?
00:05:08.080 Why are we laughing?
00:05:08.960 Well, it's just, I don't know.
00:05:10.140 Did you check?
00:05:11.080 Are you sure he can go on the Japan leg or no?
00:05:14.300 What?
00:05:15.720 What?
00:05:16.520 Yeah, no.
00:05:17.440 Oh, I do know about Japan.
00:05:18.920 Sorry, it's too soon?
00:05:21.100 No?
00:05:21.760 Too late.
00:05:22.120 I think it'll always be.
00:05:23.220 Look, look, look.
00:05:23.980 This woman right here, she's the longest reigning champion in the WWE.
00:05:28.920 Can you absolutely believe that?
00:05:30.280 She's 26 years old.
00:05:31.640 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tiffany Stratton.
00:05:33.360 Wow.
00:05:34.080 Thank you, thank you.
00:05:35.460 You know a lot about me.
00:05:36.720 i have a whole pdf on oh i see patrick wrote it he's in the other room yeah so everyone here
00:05:42.320 knows a ton about you everything and i think there's i think there's i think there's a lot
00:05:46.400 to talk about oh god i think we should open the conversation with uh the fact that you're here
00:05:51.340 it's a bit of a shock do you want to hear something crazy sure okay well i've kind of been
00:05:57.140 a fan of the paul brothers since like five ten years ago let's go then why'd you bail on the
00:06:03.460 podcast before i have to i have to say though i was more of a fan of jake paul jake pauler
00:06:08.580 you're of jake pauler yeah like it's every day bro like that was zira like tana mojo
00:06:14.140 the tana part makes sense so wait did you pay for their pay-per-view wedding to watch live
00:06:21.620 no i didn't i wasn't that much of a fan i just liked watching the youtube videos casual well
00:06:25.780 that would make you a casual fan there was yeah i was a fan at one point what do you think about
00:06:29.440 is boxing no no i kind of like stopped watching at that point yeah oh that's that was that was
00:06:35.600 like right when i fell off so that would make sense yeah yeah oh wait that's okay so that's
00:06:40.080 cool i mean that's awesome so okay but then that begs the question why did you bail us on this
00:06:46.580 podcast because i asked for questions and you guys cannot provide me because we don't know what they
00:06:51.340 are until we sit down and start talking well nobody explained that to me we're coming up
00:06:55.160 them right now we're just gonna cancel wait wait really that's why you did it yeah why do you why
00:06:59.740 do you need uh what do you need questions in advance we couldn't provide our questions you
00:07:04.020 were nervous yeah you're kind of like unpredictable no yeah no yeah i i tell people that we have the
00:07:12.460 probably the easiest most chill podcast we've had so many guests say like they feel so comfortable
00:07:17.560 on the show do you feel comfortable right now on the show not really i feel like i'm in a really 0.94
00:07:21.780 tiny it is such a small fuck you did this on purpose not just people like weird guys all right 0.99
00:07:27.780 get Dylan out get out of the room clear the fucking room dude everybody too many men bring a girl in 1.00
00:07:32.560 bring one girl in another guy or girl no no it's okay no because you because you're right it's 1.00
00:07:40.420 you are in an industry that has a lot of men just running around backstage I'm just saying a lot of
00:07:48.000 when you put it that way i mean yeah you know like it's boys club it basically is like all the all 0.97
00:07:53.320 the girls in wwe are fucking cool yeah even the hair and makeup artists just fucking cool girls 0.91
00:07:59.820 everyone has like their own thing too like badass in their own way and and and i found that it's 0.92
00:08:06.220 like a it's a it's an ecosystem of kind of like like-minded people you know what i like to say
00:08:10.600 uh we're all here because we're not all there like in the head bro what that's a great saying
00:08:17.760 Yeah, but it sounds like when people say it, like an outpatient detox clinic or something like that.
00:08:21.180 That's true. I don't think I'm here.
00:08:21.740 You can say it there as well.
00:08:22.640 That's what you're saying?
00:08:23.440 Yeah, so you ever been to rehab?
00:08:24.840 No, but I heard you have.
00:08:26.360 I have.
00:08:27.740 That's what everybody told me.
00:08:29.360 I have.
00:08:30.160 What did they say?
00:08:31.120 What did they say?
00:08:31.440 He said, this guy, he's 40 years old, and he likes to talk about his drug addiction.
00:08:37.120 And he's a recovering drug addict.
00:08:38.900 No, no, no.
00:08:39.340 He's the only one that doesn't like to talk about it.
00:08:41.560 I love talking about it.
00:08:41.880 No, I do.
00:08:42.340 No, I do.
00:08:42.960 I'm so sorry.
00:08:44.600 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:45.620 No, hold on.
00:08:46.500 Hold on.
00:08:47.760 jokes aside i love talking about it i do but i just you know we've hammered the messaging a
00:08:52.000 little bit on the show you know what i'm saying so like there's definitely other stuff to talk
00:08:56.980 about but yeah that's a good that's a pretty good background on me but it is but the stuff
00:09:03.520 to talk about uh like we just don't know what it's gonna be and so like we typically unless
00:09:08.700 you're donald trump we we aren't providing a list of questions for our guests so yeah i'm
00:09:13.220 Predictable so but then why did you show up today? Um, I don't know. I just felt like I was in the mood my flights not till like seven
00:09:19.640 This is fucking great. This is fantastic. Do you like have good days and bad days? 0.95
00:09:24.560 Is that like something like everybody else in the world? Yeah stupid question. Yeah, I've had a really good week 1.00
00:09:28.820 I haven't said anything stupid yet. So do it today. Do please do I'm trying really hard not to here's the good news if you do 0.96
00:09:36.680 we're not a gotcha podcast
00:09:39.900 we can just cut it
00:09:41.580 I've got Greg over here ready
00:09:44.160 to cut
00:09:44.800 look I'll be honest with you guys 0.99
00:09:47.980 I don't give a fuck 0.97
00:09:49.780 I'm going to be transparent 1.00
00:09:50.820 if our guests say some dumb shit 1.00
00:09:52.900 that they want removed 1.00
00:09:54.060 we remove it 1.00
00:09:55.300 what if I say some dumb shit 1.00
00:09:58.240 it stays 1.00
00:09:58.640 so look Tiffany
00:10:01.820 it really is an honor to have you on the podcast
00:10:03.840 I was bummed when you bailed on us
00:10:06.520 the first time but we got michael cole i saw that which which i was so happy about literally the
00:10:11.120 next best thing yeah uh yeah no i love michael cole he's he loves me as well he's fan was wearing
00:10:17.440 my headband last night um but uh now you know we're a part of the wwe and fanatics network
00:10:22.360 this podcast was acquired by them you're a wwe star so it all just makes sense um you are the
00:10:28.140 woman's world champion woman's wwe champion women what i think there is a difference what did i
00:10:33.920 WWE Women's Champion, and then...
00:10:36.240 World Heavyweight Champion?
00:10:37.660 There's no Heavyweight.
00:10:38.360 No.
00:10:38.800 No, EO, or yeah.
00:10:40.280 You gotta help me, Kevin.
00:10:41.160 No, Naomi is the...
00:10:41.520 You gotta help me.
00:10:41.920 I'm so embarrassed.
00:10:43.360 What's going on now?
00:10:44.480 Bro, we're signed to the WWE and Fanatics Podcast Network.
00:10:47.300 Wait, so you're the WWE Champion?
00:10:49.260 WWE Women's Champion, and Naomi is the WWE Women's World Champion.
00:10:53.600 Come on.
00:10:54.440 So wait, so where are you the champion if she's the world's...
00:10:56.520 On SmackDown.
00:10:57.420 I don't know why they don't have them just say the SmackDown Women's Champion
00:11:00.800 and the Raw Women's Champion.
00:11:01.840 I don't know.
00:11:02.160 It's confusing.
00:11:02.680 I just got dementia.
00:11:03.920 from this conversation.
00:11:06.320 This is insane.
00:11:06.840 I'm dyslexic, too.
00:11:08.480 So many terms.
00:11:10.060 What the hell's going on here?
00:11:11.440 It's not my fault. 1.00
00:11:12.680 Okay, so basically what I'm saying is you're the shit. 1.00
00:11:14.760 Thank you. 1.00
00:11:15.420 Dude, W Glaze, man.
00:11:16.880 Can we talk about last night, please? 1.00
00:11:20.740 Please, just get us to the fucking last night shit, bro. 1.00
00:11:23.640 I was getting there. 1.00
00:11:24.260 You won.
00:11:25.040 I won.
00:11:26.200 You retained your championship.
00:11:27.440 And everyone thought I wasn't going to win.
00:11:30.020 Me either.
00:11:30.940 You didn't think so?
00:11:31.740 Neither did Kevin.
00:11:33.320 I didn't say that.
00:11:33.940 Why?
00:11:34.660 I bet 10K on Jade.
00:11:37.520 You think Jade's stronger than me? 1.00
00:11:40.160 She's fucking strong. 1.00
00:11:41.560 She is strong. 1.00
00:11:42.420 She is stronger than me.
00:11:43.100 You're pretty strong too, though.
00:11:44.860 I'm okay.
00:11:45.660 Dude, I shook Jade's hand once and I was like shocked.
00:11:50.120 She told me she could do 50 push-ups in a row.
00:11:53.220 That's a lot.
00:11:54.080 That's a lot of push-ups to do in a row.
00:11:55.300 Is it?
00:11:55.680 How many can you do, do you think?
00:11:56.680 I don't know. 0.73
00:11:57.300 I've got fake boobs now, so probably not a lot. 0.91
00:11:59.400 Gets in the way. 1.00
00:12:00.440 Bullshit. 1.00
00:12:00.800 You were a bodybuilder before WWE. 1.00
00:12:03.820 Yeah, but I didn't have implants then.
00:12:06.100 Could you beat Bradley Martin in a street fight?
00:12:08.240 Bradley Martin?
00:12:09.240 He's 260.
00:12:11.440 Probably.
00:12:12.200 Yeah, I think so.
00:12:13.040 Yeah, I just hit my moonsault on him.
00:12:14.360 Oh, yeah, that would work.
00:12:15.280 Prettiest moonsault ever.
00:12:16.300 PME.
00:12:16.860 Yeah.
00:12:17.240 It's done.
00:12:17.760 You got tips on it from Logan Paul.
00:12:19.620 No, actually.
00:12:21.220 He didn't give me any tips.
00:12:22.140 He just said that he had a better moonsault than me.
00:12:24.560 Oh, he just dissed you?
00:12:25.640 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:26.500 No wonder she doesn't want to do the show, asshole. 1.00
00:12:28.640 You talk shit to her. 1.00
00:12:29.500 You don't give her the questions. 1.00
00:12:30.440 I thought that's why you bailed.
00:12:31.860 Oh, is that what you're trying to get out of me so we can get into that part?
00:12:35.820 I mean, look, I'm just saying, like, I trolled you.
00:12:41.300 I trolled you.
00:12:42.300 You did. 0.99
00:12:42.960 And I thought, you thought, I was, like, really fucking with you, not in a trolling manner. 0.98
00:12:50.640 I didn't really know what to think of it. 0.97
00:12:52.560 I was kind of confused.
00:12:54.220 I was like, is he trying to be funny?
00:12:55.800 Is he being serious?
00:12:57.240 That's trolling.
00:12:58.020 and then they're like oh no his cameras were rolling and i was like oh so he's just trolling
00:13:03.380 me yeah yeah and i and i was like i was like that's why i came up to you after i was like hey 0.77
00:13:07.880 i hope you know i'm just like fucking because the joke was i think that was one of the first vlogs 0.81
00:13:13.480 and and you you were the champion and the joke was like here i am like still kind of like the 0.95
00:13:18.620 new guy being like hey like if you ever need advice i can give you advice when clearly like
00:13:24.400 you don't need advice from me good joke there's a bug in here i see it i see the thing flying
00:13:31.800 where is it i don't know so did you guys want to chat about last night maybe and what no wait
00:13:37.900 because i still want to talk about um like i just i just want you to know like are you apologizing
00:13:45.340 i'm sorry if i ever offended you or made you think that um this was anything other than just
00:13:52.160 a professional relationship it's okay um do you really think that your moon salt is better than
00:13:57.680 mine that's the other thing i want to talk about yeah which one you do a lot my 180 springboard
00:14:06.600 moon salt okay well that one is not like a typical moon salt my lion salt is also beautiful i can i
00:14:14.000 can traverse the earth with that lion salt i bet you if we go like one-on-one like right now and
00:14:20.140 we hit a moonsault, I would do it way better.
00:14:21.540 We could go band for band. Fuck that. 1.00
00:14:24.240 We could go M for M. 1.00
00:14:26.300 What did you think about that? Did you like that?
00:14:28.260 That was good. What did you just did?
00:14:29.960 You're rapping.
00:14:32.060 I'm joking. Your moonsault's
00:14:34.140 beautiful and I have yet to
00:14:36.200 actually do the thing that you
00:14:38.120 do, which is this girl
00:14:40.200 can bounce from the first rope to the
00:14:42.220 second rope to the third rope
00:14:44.200 and then do a backflip onto someone.
00:14:46.420 It's wildly impressive.
00:14:47.780 Thank you for walking everybody through that.
00:14:50.140 The first rope to the second rope to the third rope.
00:14:54.160 Yes.
00:14:55.020 And then she does a backflip and lands on somebody.
00:14:57.360 Wait, you can't and you can't do that.
00:14:58.840 And sometimes I do it twice in my matches.
00:15:00.920 Jesus Christ.
00:15:01.380 At WrestleMania, I did it three times.
00:15:02.860 I could probably do it.
00:15:04.800 I could definitely do it.
00:15:05.500 I've never tried it, though.
00:15:07.120 You think?
00:15:08.020 Definitely?
00:15:09.080 I'm certain.
00:15:10.400 So hers is better.
00:15:12.360 But, yeah, mine's prettier.
00:15:13.920 I don't do the moonsault in the ring. 0.98
00:15:16.700 The one time I tried it, I kind of fucked myself up a little bit. 0.96
00:15:18.760 Exactly. 0.95
00:15:19.160 So you can't even do a moonsault
00:15:21.660 Wait this just seems like you're just confirming
00:15:24.360 What she's saying right now
00:15:25.520 We're talking in circles
00:15:26.980 And she's the champ and you're not
00:15:30.040 I'm pulling back the curtain
00:15:33.840 Let's be honest
00:15:34.420 You stole that move from Jacob Fatu
00:15:36.160 Oh my god you already talked to me about this
00:15:38.800 Technically he was doing it first
00:15:41.100 However he only hits the second rope
00:15:43.480 And then goes to the third
00:15:44.420 Oh you just added a rope
00:15:45.500 Yeah it makes it different
00:15:47.440 And also I do it prettier
00:15:49.680 Is his called the PME?
00:15:51.700 No, and he's such a, he looks like just a wild animal. 1.00
00:15:56.060 I know, he's crazy. 1.00
00:15:57.220 Crazy. 0.99
00:15:57.920 In the best way.
00:15:58.920 Yeah.
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00:16:55.660 moment back to the show so when you came up with that what was what was the process of like this
00:17:00.800 is going to be the finish for me i'm always curious about how wrestlers find their finish
00:17:04.400 um so i believe somebody told me like oh this would be like a cool finish for you
00:17:09.600 and i liked how i did all the bouncing because i used to be a trampolinist like a gymnast
00:17:15.400 trampoline gymnast trampolinist is that a thing yeah trampolinist what do you what do you do when
00:17:21.800 you're a trampolinist you compete two routines you have a compulsory routine which is like the easier
00:17:26.360 routine that you execute very pretty um and then you have an optional routine which it's not
00:17:32.260 optional i don't know why they call it that but it sounds crazy yeah they have it's your harder
00:17:36.460 routine and you do all your cool double flips triple flips twisty flips he's got a train he's 0.95
00:17:41.600 got a tramp trampoline background as well really fuck me up fuck myself up on it got a seven 0.97
00:17:46.260 millimeter skull fracture i have a titanium skull in my head because the trampoline really 0.99
00:17:49.480 was it like a backyard trampoline yes oof but you you're doing on the like really bouncy yeah
00:17:56.160 like the olympic size holy shit how many how many backflips could you do like a lot really yeah
00:18:02.560 that makes so much sense your background is fascinating though because gymnast right yeah
00:18:09.680 naturally into fitness the bodybuilding and then uh you're obviously like a flyer of sorts
00:18:16.520 so when you found wwe was it weird to that like all these skills culminated into this thing
00:18:23.540 that you fit perfectly in um i guess i kind of like forced it like to happen that way because
00:18:30.720 you know i can flip why not use it in my move set you know like why not use my background and
00:18:37.600 the things that i can do on the ground in the ring for sure do you but do you think you'd be
00:18:42.240 as good without like your skill set no uh what do you mean like like you can you're obviously very
00:18:47.760 like physically and athletically gifted thank you but but not i don't know if you didn't have that
00:18:54.080 like would you be a wrestler oh that's a good question i feel like i'd be a boring wrestler
00:19:00.560 Like give me an example of someone who's a boring wrestler
00:19:03.560 No
00:19:04.360 Just one person
00:19:05.820 I don't want to say that
00:19:13.660 You
00:19:14.240 I could see that
00:19:16.640 But you do flips I can't say that's like contradicting
00:19:19.180 You do some cool stuff
00:19:21.180 He's good as an outsider 0.99
00:19:22.800 Shut the fuck up Mike 1.00
00:19:24.760 Shut the hell up Mike 1.00
00:19:26.460 I purged this industry of the outsiders last night 1.00
00:19:29.660 You didn't even see it
00:19:31.340 No I do I watched but I turned off before the decision
00:19:34.560 Once it gets close to the end
00:19:36.360 I can't watch anymore
00:19:37.320 We're sitting at dinner and we all go to cheers
00:19:40.180 We went to celebrate after my big victory
00:19:42.640 We all go to cheers and Mike goes
00:19:44.240 Cheers to another Logan Paul loss
00:19:46.540 And no one laughs
00:19:48.060 And I look at him and I go
00:19:49.060 What do you mean bro I won
00:19:51.080 And he genuinely
00:19:53.740 Didn't watch the end of the match
00:19:56.080 Can't do it Ben Willem for 8 years
00:19:57.520 Seen so many losses can't take anymore 1.00
00:19:59.140 I can't take any more L's dude
00:20:01.020 I was positive dude 1.00
00:20:03.140 Jelly Roll was going to beat your ass dude 1.00
00:20:04.980 Shut the hell up Mike 1.00
00:20:05.460 He makes sense as a wrestler 0.99
00:20:07.120 You look like an outsider
00:20:09.080 You are an outsider 0.72
00:20:09.900 You're lucky you can do a decent moonsault
00:20:13.160 Because without that bro
00:20:15.000 Probably the fourth best moonsault
00:20:16.740 Wait what's your finish?
00:20:18.440 Pulverizer
00:20:19.000 What is that? 0.54
00:20:21.280 Sounds like a sex move
00:20:22.200 It also is 0.85
00:20:24.020 Performed very different
00:20:26.580 so the pulverizer is like how do i describe this okay uh imagine you're like beside someone like
00:20:33.460 a like a belly to back and you throw their legs over so they flip and then when they come down
00:20:39.320 you hit a ddt oh it's i'll be honest with you and this is me keeping it humble as i do 0.96
00:20:46.380 it's fucking sick can you show me a video yeah i like the pearl river plunge better you wouldn't 0.97
00:20:53.480 know what that is because it's before your time sounds like a sounds like a ddt pearl river 0.98
00:21:00.440 plunge pearl river plunge yeah who is it ahmed johnson what's the move that is banned that we
00:21:05.200 can't do a pile driver it sounds like a pile driver this one let's see can you get was it 0.96
00:21:11.620 ahmed ahmed johnson is that right look look look did i get it fuck yeah dude the wwe like veterans 0.97
00:21:18.440 are going to be so happy. 0.98
00:21:20.240 Oh, is it hard to flip your opponents every time?
00:21:24.600 Like, could you do that to Jelly Roll?
00:21:27.320 It would be much more difficult.
00:21:29.460 See, that's like the art of like trying to come up with a good finish.
00:21:32.000 I know, Tiffany.
00:21:32.780 I know, Tiffany.
00:21:33.640 I know.
00:21:33.960 I see the comments, by the way.
00:21:34.940 I see the comments on the move.
00:21:36.020 He's not going to be able to do this to a big guy.
00:21:38.220 He can't do this to people who can't do flips. 0.99
00:21:40.720 Shut up. 1.00
00:21:41.640 Not you. 1.00
00:21:42.500 The comments.
00:21:44.460 I will make it work.
00:21:46.760 And I have like a sub finish.
00:21:48.440 The knockout punch.
00:21:50.280 The knockout punch?
00:21:51.360 That's not a sub, though.
00:21:53.760 Sub, Dom.
00:21:56.380 What?
00:21:58.720 What did he just say?
00:22:00.400 A sub is like when they tap out.
00:22:03.160 Oh, submission.
00:22:04.240 Oh.
00:22:04.660 I was talking about like a B finish.
00:22:06.120 Oh, a sub's a two.
00:22:07.040 Outsider.
00:22:07.600 Yeah, like a...
00:22:08.440 Maybe it's not...
00:22:09.040 That's just outsider terminology.
00:22:10.420 I heard sub finish.
00:22:12.120 Yeah, I did say.
00:22:13.240 Do you want to know what the most unimaginable
00:22:14.960 or unbelievable thing he does is?
00:22:16.780 What?
00:22:17.100 The knockout punch. 1.00
00:22:17.920 that's just like come on who's buying that fucking story are you serious right now 0.99
00:22:23.440 you were a boxer though yeah but i beat floyd mayweather that's why that's why they're buying 0.98
00:22:28.340 it and i have a 40 millimeter titanium fucking rod rein you're right there yeah i'm good i saw 0.58
00:22:34.200 what just happened reinforcing my hand feel this knuckle is that how you beat floyd mayweather yeah 0.99
00:22:38.920 feel this knuckle on top feel it oh isn't that fucked what happened you're born with that no i 0.99
00:22:45.060 punched those boxing machines 0.99
00:22:47.140 those punching machines
00:22:48.480 and there was a cement pillar right behind it
00:22:50.800 boom shattered my metacarpal
00:22:52.740 did you sue? no he warned me
00:22:55.200 he said mate multiple times 0.80
00:22:56.820 mate he was German so that 1.00
00:22:58.780 mate I've got to tell you
00:23:01.320 that was Scott
00:23:02.580 where was this?
00:23:05.420 mate I've got to tell you
00:23:06.680 it was in Germany 1.00
00:23:08.560 and he's like I've seen bones watch out for that pillar 0.99
00:23:11.180 you know what I said to this fucking guy I go 0.99
00:23:13.100 dude I'm a boxer 1.00
00:23:14.940 i got this one punch later my fucking hand is like this neil my security goes to the hospital 0.99
00:23:23.120 would be cold he was in a manic state at this point he tried to go into a bar to pee and there 0.99
00:23:27.840 was like all german hell's angels angels blocking the doorway and they're like closed meeting i'm
00:23:33.640 not even gonna try the accent and he was like no i'm gonna go in there to pee and i'm like bro what
00:23:38.040 are you doing right now like you're dragging me into this he almost died and then he went right
00:23:41.740 to the next bar and punched the wall and broke his hand.
00:23:43.380 I was on fire that night. You punched the wall?
00:23:45.760 After you punched the back?
00:23:46.900 No, no, no. That is the wall.
00:23:49.300 He punched through the back, cracked his hand open 1.00
00:23:51.700 and then I had to hang out with German gang members 0.96
00:23:53.520 while he was at the hospital.
00:23:54.660 By yourself? Yeah, shout out 187.
00:23:57.420 Shout out Jizzus. 1.00
00:23:58.540 Shout out Bone. Shout out Germany. 1.00
00:24:01.220 If you're watching, shout out the whole Hamburg set out there.
00:24:03.280 I think Jizzus got a new album dropping.
00:24:04.800 What up, 187 baby? Let's go.
00:24:07.140 Sorry about that. What do you do for fun?
00:24:08.840 What do you do for fun?
00:24:09.700 I don't know, actually.
00:24:12.240 I work out.
00:24:13.480 When's the last time you had fun?
00:24:17.400 Last night.
00:24:18.460 What did you do to celebrate your victory?
00:24:20.420 Over Jade.
00:24:21.780 I had a couple shots with Bailey.
00:24:23.520 Whoa!
00:24:24.380 Turn up.
00:24:25.640 It's creamy.
00:24:26.340 What time did you stay up till?
00:24:27.740 Only like one.
00:24:29.160 Because I had to have appearances today.
00:24:31.440 Where did you go to do the shots?
00:24:33.000 Just in the hotel lobby.
00:24:34.440 By yourself?
00:24:35.780 No, with Bailey.
00:24:37.660 Oh, I thought you said shots of Bailey's.
00:24:39.700 No!
00:24:40.860 All right, fair enough.
00:24:42.460 Ew, Bailey's.
00:24:43.800 I don't know.
00:24:44.400 Did you talk to them?
00:24:45.420 It's a creepy.
00:24:46.220 It's a creepy.
00:24:46.820 Oh, I was confused about that.
00:24:48.440 Yeah, wait, now that actually sounds crazy now. 1.00
00:24:51.060 Dude, holy shit, bro. 0.99
00:24:52.560 Holy shit, now the whole story's getting crazy with that and the pulverizer. 1.00
00:24:56.620 What the fuck is going on right now? 1.00
00:24:58.220 No, dude, I've been around it for years. 0.99
00:25:00.160 I have lost at least 10 IQ points.
00:25:02.000 Wait, hold on.
00:25:02.800 One per year, baby.
00:25:03.620 Wait, so, but you didn't want to, like, go out on the town, like, explore the town?
00:25:07.900 It's, like, an hour away from the hotel.
00:25:09.700 So what? You don't like driving? In cars?
00:25:12.240 No.
00:25:13.860 Are you like a homebody?
00:25:15.560 Yeah, kinda. You live on a farm?
00:25:17.540 No. What state do you live in? Don't give
00:25:19.880 too much details.
00:25:21.480 I'm from Florida. No, I live in Florida.
00:25:24.280 Which one is it?
00:25:27.700 I am from Florida.
00:25:30.520 No! 1.00
00:25:31.620 Fuck! 1.00
00:25:33.380 Yo, you get one more chance to tell me where you live, bro. 1.00
00:25:36.640 I live in Florida.
00:25:37.720 I am from Minnesota. 0.99
00:25:38.580 Oh damn that's a 0.99
00:25:40.900 That's a change up 0.99
00:25:41.960 And you don't go to like live nightclub ever
00:25:45.520 No
00:25:46.340 It's not in Miami
00:25:47.920 I'm in Orlando
00:25:49.480 Yeah the armpit of Florida
00:25:52.620 No it could be nice I know a girl that owns a big
00:25:54.940 Ranch there with horses
00:25:56.060 Who
00:25:57.140 Her name's Corinna
00:25:59.440 Corinna oh cough
00:26:01.540 You guys should hang out
00:26:04.040 She's always looking for friends
00:26:06.540 In Orlando
00:26:07.060 Yeah, and I think you guys have kind of a similar cool vibe. Okay. Do you like horses and stuff like that? I love horses. Oh, we got to connect you guys. Okay. Yeah. I'm down. You guys can maybe have Bailey's or something. Oh, let me ask you a question. Okay. I thought it's in the car on the way over. Okay, so life moves fast, right? Yeah. And right now you're tiffy time. But what do you want to do with your life before you're tiffy out of time?
00:26:37.060 um it's a good question is it yeah um it's a very broad question thank you
00:26:47.020 what are some life goals that you have life goals yeah
00:26:50.080 you want to have some little spawns at some point you know some little rugrats yeah i'd like to have
00:26:57.480 kids eventually but not right now no you can't not in this industry now yeah i gotta start my 0.67
00:27:05.120 career um become a better wrestler yeah become a legend damn what does that mean to you um to be
00:27:14.500 known worldwide you're really about the craft oh yeah you really you really you really care 0.91
00:27:20.380 yeah that's why you're champion thank you but not of the world no only of the world is next up
00:27:27.380 that's my life goal you said life goal yeah i guess but i would like to have enough money
00:27:33.980 to retire one day and not have to work.
00:27:37.120 That's a life goal of mine.
00:27:38.500 How much money do you think that is?
00:27:40.180 I don't know.
00:27:42.180 Maybe like $20 million.
00:27:44.840 20 M's?
00:27:45.620 Yeah.
00:27:46.680 Liquid.
00:27:47.600 Yeah, liquid.
00:27:48.280 That'll get it done.
00:27:49.560 Let's do the math for a second.
00:27:50.920 If you can get 20 invested
00:27:55.060 and you can pull back 5% a year on that.
00:27:57.760 That's a million.
00:27:58.320 That's a million a year to just live off.
00:28:00.520 But that's a lot.
00:28:01.180 20 M's is a good chunk after all the taxes and stuff.
00:28:03.860 You gotta really do some moonsaulting
00:28:06.360 And they gotta be pretty
00:28:07.140 It's okay, I can do that
00:28:08.640 I've been doing it for four years now
00:28:10.880 Hey, so are you like sturdy?
00:28:13.360 What does that mean?
00:28:14.140 Like, oh man
00:28:16.080 Could you get sturdy with it?
00:28:18.040 What are you asking right now?
00:28:21.060 Are you like sturdy?
00:28:25.580 Like are you nimble?
00:28:27.400 Like am I strong?
00:28:29.480 Oh, I don't do drugs
00:28:30.660 Hold on a second
00:28:32.060 Is that what you're asking?
00:28:33.860 Define sturdy.
00:28:35.360 Like rugged?
00:28:37.500 As an adjective, sturdy means
00:28:39.720 of a person or their body
00:28:42.060 strongly and solidly built.
00:28:44.560 Do you want to hear the remaining one?
00:28:46.040 No. Strong enough to withstand
00:28:47.740 rough work or treatment.
00:28:49.260 It also said, hey, did you look at the other one?
00:28:51.420 Vertigo and sheep.
00:28:53.060 Did you see that other definition? 0.72
00:28:56.460 The reason I ask is
00:28:57.860 wait, so do you think you're sturdy?
00:28:59.720 I guess.
00:29:01.020 I don't really know.
00:29:02.560 Is this why you wanted to see the questions beforehand?
00:29:05.180 I am so sorry.
00:29:06.160 I don't know where this is going.
00:29:07.420 I'm getting there.
00:29:08.340 Okay.
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00:29:10.380 I'm getting there.
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00:32:15.020 okay wait so
00:32:16.840 the reason I ask
00:32:17.820 is cause like
00:32:18.420 okay so look
00:32:19.320 I'm a wrestler now
00:32:21.100 full timer as we know
00:32:22.300 who's purging 1.00
00:32:23.300 our industry of outsiders
00:32:24.440 like Jelly Roll. 0.55
00:32:25.180 I did it yesterday.
00:32:26.760 Don't do that.
00:32:28.120 Congratulations.
00:32:28.960 What did you do?
00:32:29.460 You did something.
00:32:30.220 I didn't do anything.
00:32:30.940 You were going to say something.
00:32:32.000 No.
00:32:32.520 I didn't even really watch your match.
00:32:34.220 I don't know what happened.
00:32:36.060 Neither did I.
00:32:37.900 Who won?
00:32:38.740 You're awesome.
00:32:39.900 Who won? 0.99
00:32:40.320 This is fucking insane. 0.99
00:32:41.700 Well, it's just 0.99
00:32:42.080 there was so much action last night.
00:32:43.780 Well, you had Roman and Uso.
00:32:45.080 You had Seth Rollins.
00:32:46.460 Yeah, I did.
00:32:47.140 You were right before me.
00:32:49.620 And I watched it.
00:32:50.780 But only because
00:32:51.780 it was right before me
00:32:52.980 and I needed to know when to go.
00:32:54.900 You just exposed yourself.
00:32:56.360 Yeah, true.
00:32:56.880 You couldn't even watch it because you wanted to watch it.
00:32:59.300 I was warming up.
00:33:00.300 What were you doing after your match?
00:33:01.560 Nothing.
00:33:01.660 I was making sure I wasn't concussed.
00:33:04.300 You okay?
00:33:05.860 That was a loud echo.
00:33:07.740 It's a tiny room.
00:33:08.860 A lot of guys.
00:33:10.880 And a fly.
00:33:12.140 And the one fly. 1.00
00:33:13.340 I'm going to get that fucker. 1.00
00:33:14.420 I'm going to get him. 1.00
00:33:15.360 All right.
00:33:15.760 So wait.
00:33:16.360 So, okay.
00:33:17.020 So you're not concussed.
00:33:17.720 You're good.
00:33:18.260 No, I'm good.
00:33:19.120 Okay.
00:33:19.480 My neck's just a little.
00:33:20.520 So, okay.
00:33:21.280 What I was going to say is,
00:33:22.140 okay so this is what i realized like wrestling's really like it hurts it's painful sometimes like
00:33:27.960 everything hurts i've come to accept that to be a wrestler basically it's just levels of
00:33:34.240 withstanding pain and as a guy like i'm i'm i'm tough i'm the protector of my household i take
00:33:41.420 pride in that i like combat i like fighting and going through pain whether it's physical or mental 0.89
00:33:46.960 but man you you women go so fucking hard out there and the misogynist man in me is just like 0.97
00:33:54.440 god damn how do they do that it's like i'm doing it and it's fucking hard you guys are tough thank 0.98
00:34:01.100 you it is tough it's hard so you're sturdy i guess i said it you want to use they're also built for 0.99
00:34:09.040 more pain than us because they have to give birth to giant children you couldn't do that dude you
00:34:13.700 couldn't pop on a baby we don't even have an orifice for it yeah but you couldn't an orifice
00:34:19.700 yeah it doesn't matter take the time so you want to talk about last night or something
00:34:23.660 yo what do you think about seth rollins bro i thought that passion was sick wow what a 0.99
00:34:29.240 fucking bastard i'll say wow dude that's insane i i dude i texted him and paul heyman and i said 1.00
00:34:35.760 you bastards and i meant it fucking tricked all of us he did you what did you think it was a work 1.00
00:34:41.960 or a shoot i thought it was a shoot the whole time he was limping around backstage damn he owned all 1.00
00:34:48.480 you guys yeah yeah dude i can't that's me he really is the architect dude he fucking played 0.97
00:34:54.780 everyone that was oh my god major storyline tension how about cm punk what do you think 0.90
00:34:59.460 he enjoyed his time as champ i guess it was like four minutes not even like what the hell
00:35:07.540 all that work that grueling work to just get flipped on cm punk fans are not happy
00:35:16.180 they like they're either not gonna lie he hasn't done the show yet so i'm pretty happy about it
00:35:20.860 he keeps he's swerving he's another one that's swerving us yeah why do you think that i think
00:35:25.360 he wants to see the questions before i'm pretty sure that's what it is man i uh i have to say the
00:35:33.020 the the reveal of seth dropping his crutches yeah that was cool and the shot of him just like
00:35:39.380 grabbing his glasses like pure cinema that was really cool i saw so many edits already like
00:35:44.820 montages yeah it's a cool company to be a part of it is do you feel like you're kind of living
00:35:50.700 the dream i do sometimes i feel though i'm not good enough oh can you unpack that i don't know
00:35:58.400 I don't feel like I deserve to be champion.
00:36:00.940 I've only been doing this for four years.
00:36:04.520 Please go on.
00:36:05.680 Elaborate.
00:36:06.360 What do you think you're lacking in?
00:36:07.940 Like what departments?
00:36:09.460 Experience, I guess.
00:36:11.640 But you came up from NXT.
00:36:13.340 And how long did you do NXT for?
00:36:15.580 Like two years.
00:36:16.440 Okay, so for those who don't know,
00:36:17.720 NXT is like the precursor to WWE.
00:36:22.320 Typically, most of the WWE talent is incubated in this NXT network.
00:36:26.800 It's in Florida and these people are, I mean, you were one of them. 0.97
00:36:30.660 These kids are so fucking athletic. 0.96
00:36:33.520 It's like the level of wrestling talent is just going up and up and up and up. 0.98
00:36:38.600 It seems to me that the real differentiator these days will be the mic, the mic ability,
00:36:43.760 the ability to like connect and work a crowd.
00:36:46.060 I agree.
00:36:46.920 But you came up from NXT.
00:36:49.040 When you got the message, hey, you're graduating, you're going to the WWE.
00:36:54.760 I'm graduating.
00:36:56.800 what was it like um so it actually was never really told officially to me um i was put in
00:37:03.320 the rumble and i had a good performance there and then i was off tv the next week and i was like
00:37:10.140 what's going on like why aren't i tv on tuesday and then i texted my writer that was in nxt and
00:37:17.120 he said oh i think you're getting called up whoa yeah and then i got the text saying uh your
00:37:23.040 Travel's ready for Smackdown
00:37:25.260 and I was like oh is this my official call
00:37:27.200 up and they're like yeah. Wow.
00:37:29.200 All nonchalant about it.
00:37:31.420 For the biggest moment of your life.
00:37:33.360 Did it feel like that? The biggest moment of your life?
00:37:35.800 Yeah I felt like finally
00:37:37.280 like I'm getting called up.
00:37:40.500 Imagine if you
00:37:41.160 got to just skip all that stuff because you were
00:37:43.160 a big time social media creator
00:37:44.700 and you didn't have to pay any dues and you just got to
00:37:47.000 show up one day. Have your own ring and
00:37:48.860 practice whenever you want. Yeah and my own room
00:37:51.220 too. Must be nice.
00:37:53.040 You can just pee on his toilet seat sometimes.
00:37:56.400 Yeah, no, it's awesome.
00:37:57.660 It's awesome.
00:37:58.320 They treat me like the king I am, the humble king I am.
00:38:01.380 And I hope to reciprocate and give back and give value to the company that does so much for me.
00:38:08.100 Like you are right now, to me?
00:38:09.500 100%.
00:38:09.980 Giving you pointers on my moonsault?
00:38:11.160 Let me tell you something about your moonsault.
00:38:13.560 Tell me.
00:38:23.040 Have you considered maybe adding another rope to jump off?
00:38:26.500 Like a fourth rope?
00:38:27.680 You could even just go one higher?
00:38:30.280 Like a special ring.
00:38:32.120 A special ring.
00:38:34.020 Just for you.
00:38:34.560 Could you do that?
00:38:35.280 I feel like they would do that for you.
00:38:37.120 They totally would.
00:38:38.440 I want to jump higher.
00:38:40.160 I want to jump off things.
00:38:42.060 Like what, the War Games cage?
00:38:44.420 Yeah.
00:38:44.800 I want to go higher than Mick Foley.
00:38:46.800 You could never do it. 1.00
00:38:47.400 I want my tooth to go through my fucking nose. 1.00
00:38:49.220 You could never do a swanton bomb. 1.00
00:38:50.720 You did the dopest swanton bomb ever 0.99
00:38:53.680 On Eoskai 1.00
00:38:54.920 Thank you 0.98
00:38:55.640 Off the cage
00:38:56.680 Off the top of the cage 1.00
00:38:57.460 I know Eoskai did a moonsault off 1.00
00:38:59.460 With a trash can over her 1.00
00:39:01.020 Yep 1.00
00:39:01.900 She's crazy 0.96
00:39:02.620 On the other side of the cage 1.00
00:39:03.840 She's insane 1.00
00:39:04.740 She is insane 1.00
00:39:05.880 Wait no 0.99
00:39:06.360 You did that insane jump off the cage
00:39:09.460 Would you do that?
00:39:11.220 I'd love to
00:39:12.180 But
00:39:12.560 Were you into war games?
00:39:14.600 Have you been into war games?
00:39:15.180 No I haven't
00:39:15.780 I haven't
00:39:16.280 Why not?
00:39:17.800 I don't know
00:39:18.320 They didn't book me because I'm expensive
00:39:20.220 that's a good thing to have bro you need like you need like a crazy like moment like you've
00:39:27.920 had a bunch of them i think i think probably like the the ricochet moment was like one of my
00:39:33.440 favorites but you need to like you need to like jump off something when i tell you something i'm 0.68
00:39:36.680 down to risk at all i fucking mean i think you should break something no no no no ideally not 0.96
00:39:42.160 but anything can happen out there like like and i watched your swanton bomb this morning 0.94
00:39:47.360 because it was in my pdf and i i i noticed was in your pdf yeah yeah yeah pat pat puts links in
00:39:57.760 there why can't you just say you watched it i'm just being transparent the spirit of transparency 0.84
00:40:02.020 yeah like why do you say that bro in the spirit of transparency the fuck dude not everything has 0.99
00:40:07.340 to be shared bro it is in my transparency can't you just say you watch it because you're a huge 0.97
00:40:10.980 fan i'm a big fan huge fan my pdf my pdf my trusty pdf so i noticed like sometimes i see when when
00:40:21.660 when people jump off things that are high up sometimes they'll kind of like not really jump
00:40:27.780 they'll kind of like yeah just fall off and i was watching to see if you did you jumped i jumped you 0.99
00:40:33.440 jumped off that fucking you gotta send it um you have massive balls thank you figuratively of course 1.00
00:40:39.780 huge cojones 1.00
00:40:41.500 where do your massive 1.00
00:40:43.600 balls come from 1.00
00:40:45.180 my trampoline background
00:40:47.580 cause I used to do all
00:40:49.840 that stuff off the trampoline
00:40:51.040 but then you land on a trampoline
00:40:53.580 you're landing on a mat which by the way
00:40:55.940 I've been talking this whole podcast
00:40:59.100 but let me just say another thing
00:41:01.440 every single
00:41:03.300 outsider and as we know
00:41:05.440 there's a lot of them just got rid of one last night
00:41:07.400 see ya jelly
00:41:08.240 that comes in to the WWE, including myself,
00:41:12.200 the first thing they do, they touch the mat,
00:41:14.520 and they go, oh, my God, this is hard.
00:41:17.500 This isn't, like, bouncy like a trampoline,
00:41:20.220 including Cardi B, who I saw do it last night in her rehearsals.
00:41:24.460 She went, oh, my God, I'm not even going to try Cardi B's thing.
00:41:28.300 But she was like, this is hard. 0.99
00:41:29.860 You guys are just, like, fucking yourselves up. 0.99
00:41:31.480 And it's like, yeah. 1.00
00:41:32.280 So you're not landing on a trampoline, Tiff.
00:41:34.240 It's on a mat.
00:41:35.260 so it's i hear you but it's totally different where do you get the courage to land on a surface
00:41:41.760 like that like this i'm saying i think it's just real sturdy it might be the reason why i don't
00:41:47.260 know i don't think about it ever because it's become a habit it's practice yeah and like i've
00:41:51.700 always gotten used to like doing things under adrenaline like when i was a gymnast and i would
00:41:55.780 compete like i would always have adrenaline and i somehow always work out and there's that fly i'm 0.98
00:42:00.540 I'm going to get this fucker. 0.97
00:42:01.860 You know, I know how that ring feels like. 0.99
00:42:05.380 Because besides being 40 and going to rehab once, 0.97
00:42:07.980 which is all you fucking know about me, 0.99
00:42:09.560 I actually got my ass beat in a WWE event. 1.00
00:42:13.200 Did you? 0.99
00:42:13.560 So there's more to me.
00:42:14.500 As an extra?
00:42:16.100 As my boy.
00:42:16.340 Is that what you want to call it?
00:42:17.560 Yeah, sure.
00:42:18.160 Oh, no, as Logan's friend.
00:42:19.280 I do remember that.
00:42:20.400 The Usos smoked him.
00:42:21.400 I smoked him.
00:42:22.160 That's correct.
00:42:22.900 Did it hurt?
00:42:23.660 It was horrible.
00:42:24.980 And the only reason I made it through was because of the adrenaline.
00:42:28.360 But afterwards, I was in a lot of pain.
00:42:30.540 But I added one more thing to my life.
00:42:32.420 40, rehab, beat up in the ring.
00:42:35.100 WWE superstar.
00:42:35.600 And that's all I've ever done in my whole life.
00:42:37.660 Yeah, WWE superstar.
00:42:38.400 It's not bad.
00:42:38.840 Are you in pain today?
00:42:40.660 Like, are you sore?
00:42:41.600 A little bit.
00:42:42.200 Do you get sore from your matches?
00:42:43.580 Yeah.
00:42:44.540 You do, right?
00:42:45.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:45.420 You go hard as fuck. 1.00
00:42:46.460 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:46.900 And, like, I don't care in the moment.
00:42:48.520 I just have adrenaline.
00:42:49.420 Of course not.
00:42:49.540 And I just send it.
00:42:50.420 What do you do after?
00:42:51.240 Do you go in the ice plunge?
00:42:52.560 I don't do anything after.
00:42:53.920 That's probably why I'm so sore.
00:42:55.420 Drink Bailey's?
00:42:56.560 Drink Bailey's with Bailey.
00:42:57.900 What shots did you do?
00:43:00.140 Tequila.
00:43:00.540 Did you guys see that moonsault
00:43:04.200 With Jade putting her boots up
00:43:05.900 And I like whiplashed back
00:43:07.800 Do you think about moonsaults
00:43:10.160 Like all the time
00:43:10.860 The word moonsault always in the back
00:43:13.400 We've been on and off moonsaults
00:43:15.300 We've been doing moonsaults over moonsaults
00:43:17.360 My middle name is actually moonsaults
00:43:18.940 I believe it
00:43:20.280 Jessica moonsault 1.00
00:43:22.560 This is a shooter of fucking work 1.00
00:43:27.660 This is crazy dude 1.00
00:43:29.140 I don't know
00:43:30.280 Hey, what did you think about those Uso Roman winnings last night?
00:43:34.140 I didn't watch.
00:43:35.200 This makes me feel good that you didn't watch mine.
00:43:37.260 I'm so sorry.
00:43:38.180 But it was such a moment.
00:43:38.740 I don't watch anything if I'm wrestling that day.
00:43:42.040 I just.
00:43:42.580 That makes sense.
00:43:43.720 That makes sense.
00:43:44.380 You're locked in.
00:43:45.780 You're a real student of the craft.
00:43:47.740 I guess.
00:43:48.800 No, you are.
00:43:49.720 I'm sturdy.
00:43:51.600 Yeah.
00:43:52.420 I'm sturdy.
00:43:53.160 What if she's just backstage watching Tana Monja vlogs instead of watching the matches?
00:43:59.740 She's watching the canceled podcast that got canceled.
00:44:02.220 Yeah, it's done.
00:44:02.960 Hey, you want to know what show that they exposed that secret on?
00:44:06.020 What?
00:44:06.400 The Impulsive Podcast.
00:44:07.700 We got, that was a great-
00:44:08.240 Oh, Tana Mojo was just on, right?
00:44:09.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:10.680 You watch any other content creators?
00:44:12.220 You watch iShowSpeed?
00:44:13.420 I don't, but I actually think I might start a stream.
00:44:16.380 Actually?
00:44:16.940 Really?
00:44:17.320 Yeah, should I?
00:44:18.300 Or Twitch?
00:44:19.000 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:44:20.080 It's a lot of work.
00:44:21.960 What would you do?
00:44:22.720 It is the zeitgeist.
00:44:24.100 I would learn to play video games.
00:44:25.680 No, don't do it.
00:44:26.360 It's over.
00:44:26.940 It's over.
00:44:27.460 Video games are out.
00:44:28.540 Really?
00:44:28.780 also we tried just that
00:44:31.120 no it's over games are out
00:44:32.700 you have to do IRL or just chatting
00:44:34.900 just chat dude
00:44:36.340 can you chat? yes pretend you're on a stream right now
00:44:38.820 give you a cue
00:44:39.480 chat saying WW good stream
00:44:42.720 start start start go ahead
00:44:44.080 I don't even know what I would talk about
00:44:46.500 that's the problem
00:44:47.620 now entertain people for 7 hours
00:44:50.120 it's hard so what does like I show speed
00:44:52.740 talk about? oh anything
00:44:54.200 he farts does backflips
00:44:56.500 people just like
00:44:58.380 like it could be anything i'll beat you in a race he'll do all there's a million things that you
00:45:02.520 got to come up with stuff you need a streamer streamers are a different breed they're a
00:45:06.060 different breed of person but they run the world right now is it bigger than youtube too yes right
00:45:10.300 no no no no no no streaming is big on youtube but streaming is now like i'd say like the number one
00:45:18.780 format for like up and coming content creators okay yeah it's bigger than youtube bing yes yes
00:45:24.200 yeah yeah yeah probably streaming is the big is culturally right now streamers run everything
00:45:28.660 like it was funny dude it was actually a funny moment is this the first step coming out yeah
00:45:32.400 it was funny to watch when beast wanted to do fundraising and beast is like such a pure
00:45:38.800 youtuber watching him call and do the the the fundraising with all streamers do you know what
00:45:45.420 i'm saying like it was like him aiden jinxie los pollo like you know what i'm saying like it was
00:45:51.060 all streamers yeah i was there yeah you were just like an outsider do you stream you just like got
00:45:57.640 brought in they were like yo logan's gonna hop on for a second then you're off it was like he was
00:46:01.600 like hanging with streamers bro so i don't understand i'm an outsider in the stream world
00:46:05.760 i'm an outsider in my actual job like what who am i well you're a youtube long to anything
00:46:10.760 what what dylan what dylan what what a youtuber he did i did bro i wasn't you donate 100k
00:46:18.120 My phone was dead
00:46:20.060 My phone was dead
00:46:21.140 And
00:46:21.660 I only drink prime anyways
00:46:23.600 People should drink prime dude
00:46:24.960 Not water
00:46:25.500 Am I
00:46:27.180 Am I
00:46:27.640 I think they should donate prime
00:46:29.600 To those people
00:46:30.260 We're gonna put the link for team water
00:46:31.620 Actually in the description
00:46:32.440 There's the fly
00:46:33.180 No
00:46:33.620 I know
00:46:34.380 Do I stream
00:46:35.520 No I don't
00:46:36.420 No
00:46:36.640 We both tried at one point or not
00:46:38.820 Really
00:46:39.060 I actually did longer than he did
00:46:40.480 I made it for like a year
00:46:41.780 A good year
00:46:42.240 It's really hard
00:46:42.780 I tried to learn Fortnite
00:46:43.860 Really
00:46:44.860 Ooh
00:46:45.220 He's like him catching flies
00:46:48.080 is a huge I love it I love catching flies so are you gonna do it or not you're streaming off well
00:46:53.200 now you guys just talk me out of it no no no you should no you should do it you should you should
00:46:57.060 try it you should definitely do it is there any girls like making good money are you serious
00:47:01.300 playing video games are you serious so much what about that Wendy Ortiz yeah she's the biggest right
00:47:06.060 now like over the guys and the girls or just girls Kevin is her turn what you know she's right yeah
00:47:13.280 Do you like Wendy?
00:47:14.200 Yeah, she's cool.
00:47:15.660 She's big right now.
00:47:17.320 She's, like, running the show right now. 0.99
00:47:18.720 Like a ****. 1.00
00:47:19.660 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:47:20.840 Oh, there goes that.
00:47:26.480 She's crushing it, bro.
00:47:28.080 She's on fire.
00:47:29.180 What does she talk about?
00:47:30.420 Just chatting and stuff.
00:47:31.680 And, like, just chatting.
00:47:32.700 You just chat about it.
00:47:33.940 Okay, listen.
00:47:35.000 I don't know if you know this, okay?
00:47:36.440 But outside of this, like, wrestling organization, outside of this room right now, there's a bunch
00:47:41.840 of just bullshit going on it goes on all day it's like the north sentinel island and like you know 0.98
00:47:48.240 there's that going on and then there's like mr beast and there's well mr beast is not bullshit 0.98
00:47:51.620 that's a real thing but there's like a bunch of just stuff love island a new bombshell has entered
00:47:55.440 the villa but do you know what i'm saying do you know what brain rod is yes okay so you just what 0.99
00:47:59.920 you do is you just scroll this bullshit bullshit all day and then you just talk about it and you 0.99
00:48:05.380 just add more bullshit like basically the whole point of streaming and being big in the streaming 1.00
00:48:10.080 world is like how much bullshit can you add into the ecosystem of bullshit do you think that you 0.99
00:48:15.500 can do that i don't know maybe it is it is i would like to try it is the most substance list thing 1.00
00:48:20.980 that you'll ever experience in your entire life like it is it is you watch it and your brain
00:48:25.500 melts like you lose iq every second you watch it w chat w w w chat i see a lot of w's in the chat 0.99
00:48:32.620 yo chat yo chat i feel like we should let her talk bro you just talked for the whole fucking 0.99
00:48:38.300 show. And then I talked about streaming for five 0.99
00:48:40.280 minutes. You fucking bozo. I know, but I've realized 1.00
00:48:42.140 at this point we're kind of just talking at you. It's okay.
00:48:44.720 Do you think I could be a streamer?
00:48:47.540 I do.
00:48:49.300 No, don't talk.
00:48:49.940 Let me talk. What if I did like my moonsault
00:48:52.440 on stream? Yes.
00:48:55.680 Fucking 1.00
00:48:56.160 bullshit. I could be wrestling. 1.00
00:48:58.020 If you got a ring. I could get my own ring
00:49:00.360 like you. With one extra rope.
00:49:02.340 With one extra rope. Bro, y'all need to stop.
00:49:04.520 Train the prettiest moonsault ever
00:49:06.240 with one extra rope. Yep, and when that gets old
00:49:08.260 Guess what you do
00:49:09.000 One more rope
00:49:10.660 You got five ropes to jump
00:49:14.140 You go up, up, up, up, up
00:49:16.760 And it's stuck
00:49:17.800 Just like Cardi B
00:49:18.880 Who by the way yesterday I said
00:49:20.700 Cardi, when I was flying through the air
00:49:23.200 I was up, I was up, I was up
00:49:26.000 Then I felt stuck
00:49:27.260 This is what you cut me off for 1.00
00:49:29.740 You piece of dog shit 1.00
00:49:32.300 And she went 1.00
00:49:33.020 Huh?
00:49:36.460 And I just walked away
00:49:37.820 I just referenced her song
00:49:39.920 and she just didn't get it, bro.
00:49:41.620 Was she cool? Yeah, she was chewing on ice cubes
00:49:43.640 and insisted on telling me how much she loves ice.
00:49:46.840 That's weird.
00:49:47.680 She says, I'm addicted to it. I love it.
00:49:49.640 And I said, well, I guess if you're going to be addicted
00:49:51.800 to something, that's not bad.
00:49:53.040 I think that means you're anemic.
00:49:56.780 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:57.420 Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday. 0.99
00:49:59.180 Like, what is this?
00:50:00.260 Like, you go on content, you just scroll.
00:50:02.200 That's what we watch.
00:50:03.080 What does crack feel like?
00:50:05.360 Okay.
00:50:05.720 I'll tell you you want to know
00:50:08.080 Yeah I'm curious
00:50:10.060 Okay
00:50:11.680 So obviously everyone in this room
00:50:14.320 Knows what coke feels like so
00:50:16.140 What
00:50:17.760 So it's like that
00:50:20.440 Right times 10
00:50:21.960 Okay imagine you had
00:50:23.460 I was going to say prime energy
00:50:26.260 But let's just skip that
00:50:27.420 Imagine you had a big coffee
00:50:29.240 Okay imagine you had a big coffee
00:50:31.080 Okay and then you had
00:50:33.060 Like maybe like
00:50:34.740 4,400 more of them okay in a row like you were able to somehow get 4,400 coffees and you were
00:50:42.420 able to inject it directly in your bloodstream right and for five seconds you felt pure bliss
00:50:48.380 euphoria of all of that rush of adrenaline where your brain is just being poured with dopamine
00:50:55.380 and serotonin right but then for the next two hours you are convinced that the authorities are
00:51:01.060 outside your door and you just look through the blinds and then when the blinds become too much
00:51:06.100 you actually hide behind the clothes that are hanging in the closet like this and then you
00:51:10.940 only are willing to like look out through the shirts through the shirt section to see what's
00:51:15.560 going on right outside of the closet for like hours and then you're just that's it why would
00:51:20.760 you do that so many times for the five seconds for the five seconds dude that's the part but the
00:51:27.940 rest of it man sucks then your teeth start falling out can you just do like a little bit no that's 0.51
00:51:32.340 not really how crack works that's not really how it works dude it's kind of an all or nothing 0.99
00:51:37.960 you gotta commit it's like a moonsault kind of you gotta commit dude it's okay yeah i'll stick
00:51:46.900 to my moonsaults any more questions no what about heroin okay well that's another story
00:51:54.600 okay heroin let me think okay okay so have you ever gotten like a really good massage yeah okay
00:52:01.420 now imagine you found a way to get like 4200 more of those massages at the exact time but like all
00:52:10.760 over your body with like little tiny hands everywhere and that one that massage lasted
00:52:17.440 for like call it four to six hours okay so a little bit longer but then you found out 0.97
00:52:25.840 that if the next day you didn't show up for your massage you started sweating shitting puking 0.97
00:52:34.000 sweating from places you didn't imagine shaking and stealing from your grandmother because you 0.63
00:52:41.880 didn't go for the massage does that part make sense not the grandma well whoever you get doesn't
00:52:46.780 matter if it's your grandma or like your sister could be your mom so if you do it one time you
00:52:50.740 feel like that the next day it would you probably like maybe like 10 times oh wow yeah because at
00:52:56.060 first you're like no i could just do it on the weekends then you're like maybe i could just do
00:52:58.920 it every other day and then you're like maybe every other hour works and then your grandma's
00:53:02.880 like where's my body i can't put gas in my buick you know what i'm saying and then you just have
00:53:09.320 no you gotta go for that massage and you can't you have to show up otherwise you get really sweaty
00:53:14.700 Any other questions?
00:53:15.820 No, that's all I got right now.
00:53:17.120 Nice.
00:53:17.640 I'm happy I was able to.
00:53:19.260 Did you get it?
00:53:19.800 Did you get it?
00:53:20.120 No, I didn't.
00:53:21.080 Do you have any Vikings helmets?
00:53:23.560 Do you have any vices?
00:53:25.660 Vices?
00:53:26.400 Yeah, like problems, addicts, dishes.
00:53:30.060 I like caffeine.
00:53:32.040 Yeah, it's pretty good for you in the right amounts.
00:53:36.080 Can get you fired up.
00:53:37.560 Yeah.
00:53:38.260 Chuck Schumer would get.
00:53:39.420 I've actually been trying to chill in the caffeine.
00:53:42.480 But that's it.
00:53:42.900 So Prime, actually, Prime Energy, the exact drink that you're drinking, got sued for having too much caffeine following Chuck Schumer's attack on us.
00:53:54.840 We got sued for having too much caffeine.
00:53:58.040 Breaking news.
00:53:59.920 The lawsuit got completely dismissed.
00:54:01.880 No way.
00:54:02.420 Wait, what?
00:54:03.000 I didn't know this.
00:54:03.620 Completely dismissed, yeah.
00:54:04.240 After you lost last night, I stopped paying attention.
00:54:06.260 That's amazing.
00:54:07.300 Wait, you just found out?
00:54:09.020 Yesterday, yeah.
00:54:10.300 Congrats.
00:54:10.580 Oh, that's awesome.
00:54:11.320 Thank you, thank you.
00:54:11.560 It's pretty exciting. 1.00
00:54:12.160 one less bullshit fucking frivolous claim 1.00
00:54:14.260 that we knew was frivolous but nonetheless 1.00
00:54:15.760 when it comes to prime
00:54:17.820 any negative headline gets attention
00:54:20.000 because you know people are preying on my downfall
00:54:22.380 I saw Ryan Garcia the other night
00:54:23.920 drinking a prime outside of
00:54:25.560 not even kidding dude 0.99
00:54:27.420 ripping a fucking prime outside of Lavo 0.99
00:54:29.940 chugging it 1.00
00:54:31.960 dude looks like people are coming around
00:54:33.360 none of that part didn't happen I made that part off
00:54:35.640 I think you should stream because
00:54:39.460 you can get that 20 mil in the bank
00:54:41.960 Like, I'm going to be, I'm going to be working for for a second, but, um, you're very good
00:54:47.160 at what you do and the WWE is, it can be a great launch pad for other, other things
00:54:53.280 that you want to do.
00:54:54.260 Um, but you're a baby face, right?
00:54:57.500 Yeah.
00:54:58.060 I guess you're a tweener.
00:54:59.380 I'm kind of a, I mean, I act heelish, but I get cheered.
00:55:04.340 Yeah.
00:55:04.640 Interesting.
00:55:05.620 Um, I want to talk to you about WWE unreal.
00:55:09.140 Oh God.
00:55:09.760 Okay.
00:55:11.960 First off, what do you think of essentially the walls of kayfabe being completely broken down?
00:55:18.900 I think it's cool.
00:55:20.080 I think to have like an average person see or like a fan see what we all have to go through before we even go out there is a really cool concept.
00:55:30.160 Because I don't even think people realize like how much goes into it.
00:55:33.740 No, they don't.
00:55:34.320 Like they don't understand like, oh, you just got a minute cut off your match or your promo or actually the whole thing just got cut.
00:55:40.940 But we're just going to do a roll-up for the finish.
00:55:43.300 So I think it's a cool concept.
00:55:45.300 I don't mind it.
00:55:46.240 I don't know why everyone's up in arms.
00:55:48.500 Not everyone.
00:55:49.020 I think it's a mixed reaction.
00:55:51.700 I'm a production guy.
00:55:53.040 I personally love the behind-the-scenes stuff.
00:55:55.240 And I've said on this podcast before, and I'll be saying this until the end of time.
00:55:58.360 The full scope and magnitude of the WWE machine will never fully be realized.
00:56:05.120 It just simply won't.
00:56:06.060 There's way too much going on.
00:56:07.560 so much nuance and intricacies to what it is like full-timers you and i like stuff we do and um so
00:56:14.080 wwe unreal is a way to kind of show a little bit more of that i personally like it but if you are
00:56:20.240 a diehard fan who's really invested in the storyline do you really want to be seeing how
00:56:27.720 it's crafted and i saw this analogy that i kind of understood if you go to a show to see an
00:56:35.660 illusionist like a david copperfield the illusion is the entertainment if you found out how the trick
00:56:43.200 was done you would not be nearly as interested unless of course it was done in some crazy
00:56:48.840 intricate way but i in that world i kind of understood how someone maybe doesn't want to see
00:56:55.880 how it's all done don't watch it that's what i was just about to say but i don't think we like
00:57:01.500 reveal like anything that's too much you know like it's not like we're revealing how we do like
00:57:08.220 moves and stuff like the illusionist would you know it's just like bts of
00:57:14.640 creative meetings and you know what goes on behind the scenes
00:57:19.060 but i think some people really want to buy into it in their hearts and i don't know i don't know
00:57:27.080 I think it may turn more people on
00:57:28.960 I think so too
00:57:30.540 Authenticity
00:57:32.020 It makes you respect it more
00:57:36.000 I agree
00:57:36.460 I feel like we try and
00:57:40.340 Work everybody
00:57:42.020 It is real
00:57:42.900 It makes people be like 1.00
00:57:44.400 That shit's fake 1.00
00:57:45.260 When they see the behind the scenes 1.00
00:57:49.000 They're like
00:57:49.440 So much more goes into it 0.99
00:57:51.640 It's not just grown ass men 0.95
00:57:54.840 Wrestling in their undies 0.77
00:57:56.040 you know there's grown ass women wrestling in their audience that's true that too it's a great 0.99
00:58:02.760 way to put it yeah it's awesome um there was a moment of of you um and i and i you know i saw
00:58:11.140 this moment happen live and i was watching tv and did you you watched it live i do i do i watch
00:58:18.420 you watch smackdown this moment live in chicago uh yeah okay yeah and uh you and charlotte flair
00:58:25.000 felt like you got a little off script there Tiffany talking about her divorces tell her
00:58:32.480 she's gonna be alone and she responded saying something about dms and I went oh I'm a wrestler
00:58:39.800 that felt a little real and it looked like on WWE unreal that it was indeed not scripted and
00:58:48.560 part of the program and maybe 0.98
00:58:50.300 shit got a little too real there 0.99
00:58:52.580 for a second 0.99
00:58:53.200 and Triple H said
00:58:56.100 that you have to go apologize because
00:58:58.520 that's not how we do things
00:58:59.740 what are your overall thoughts
00:59:02.720 on the incident
00:59:03.620 Charlotte Flair is Charlotte
00:59:06.480 Flair she's a legend
00:59:08.100 and I was the champion
00:59:10.660 at the time things were heated
00:59:12.700 she's very competitive
00:59:14.060 I'm also very competitive
00:59:16.620 I'm trying to prove to Charlotte Flair I can go I can stand up to her I'm worthy of this title 0.94
00:59:23.720 so yeah shit got heated we both went off script it happens um I did have to apologize 0.84
00:59:32.280 um and that was that was it hard uh no I'm someone that can like fully embrace being in the wrong 0.98
00:59:43.080 I had no problem apologizing.
00:59:46.060 Do you believe you were in the wrong?
00:59:49.720 Why are you looking at Greg?
00:59:51.600 It's my PR guy.
00:59:55.580 Yes and no.
00:59:56.440 I think what I did was justified,
00:59:59.860 but maybe I shouldn't have gone that far.
01:00:05.460 But I do feel like I was justified in what I did. 0.98
01:00:08.140 look great entertainment i'm a person who has come to really value being entertained i fucking 0.51
01:00:18.480 love it i think people on this planet are so fascinating and everything's artistic in a way
01:00:23.700 especially our business and if i'm being entertained for the most part i'm with it um
01:00:29.060 but i wanted to ask that was your problem or say actually do you know do you know
01:00:37.980 the moment that I knew that it was kind of
01:00:40.080 real? When? When you
01:00:41.280 hit her with her dad's woo.
01:00:44.600 Really? You went 0.93
01:00:45.620 you hit the line you went woo
01:00:47.740 and then rolled out of
01:00:50.060 the ring I went oh man that was a crazy
01:00:52.020 button. It's almost like you didn't know
01:00:54.040 how to end the diss and you went woo.
01:00:55.880 You want to know what my writer asked me?
01:00:58.000 My writer was like oh what's your goal
01:01:00.100 I'm like what's your last word
01:01:01.960 and I was like
01:01:02.940 woo
01:01:05.260 yeah that
01:01:07.780 what I said
01:01:08.440 okay cool
01:01:09.600 I mean
01:01:09.900 okay so that was
01:01:11.140 that was part of the unscripted
01:01:12.460 okay okay
01:01:12.960 or the script
01:01:13.540 another person that dissed our podcast
01:01:14.660 that was part of the script
01:01:15.780 what
01:01:16.660 another person that swerved our podcast
01:01:18.380 who Rick
01:01:18.960 of course
01:01:20.540 he was on a boat
01:01:21.140 dude dude 0.99
01:01:21.520 that fucking insane 0.99
01:01:22.380 Rick was scheduled to come to our podcast 1.00
01:01:24.700 I get a message 30 minutes before
01:01:26.760 I don't know
01:01:27.060 a video message of Rick
01:01:28.400 and I think Charlotte too
01:01:29.580 he's like
01:01:29.960 they're like he's on a boat
01:01:30.900 and it's just Rick Flair
01:01:31.900 shirtless driving a boat
01:01:33.400 40 miles an hour
01:01:34.520 we knew this was gonna happen like there was no question in my mind that he wasn't gonna 0.89
01:01:38.240 fucking show up but it wasn't even like close we're just on a boat dude sorry can't make it 0.77
01:01:43.640 boating like imagine you were just boating have you seen the reddit threads which ones oh no 0.99
01:01:49.420 never mind i shouldn't talk about it oh i have rick flair at the bars oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
01:01:55.540 yeah i mean look he's rick flair like uh you know he's not he's not all there but neither are we
01:02:04.640 It's true.
01:02:05.220 You know, we're all here because we're not all there.
01:02:08.460 You know what I'm saying?
01:02:09.220 Do you know what I'm saying?
01:02:09.880 Yeah, I think I'm a little bit concussed from yesterday.
01:02:12.480 No, no, you're definitely concussed after sitting on this podcast.
01:02:15.200 That too, I've lost a couple of brain cells.
01:02:16.640 How many fingers am I holding up?
01:02:18.820 Three, four, three, four, five, one.
01:02:24.920 You're in concussion protocol.
01:02:26.340 Get her out of here.
01:02:27.800 Get her out of here.
01:02:28.640 She's cooked.
01:02:29.580 Okay, so wait, so like what's up?
01:02:32.540 you got any more questions for us no you what kind of questions are you asking yourself
01:02:38.920 just see what's up like what's good what questions do you ask yourself on a daily basis like what
01:02:44.360 are you trying to figure out about yourself at this point in your life are you what things you
01:02:47.360 uncertain of about at your ex are you having an existential crisis wellness um am i having an
01:02:53.580 existential crisis no i don't think so does it look like that from the outside no no but i don't 0.99
01:03:00.940 know what's going on inside of your head what did what dylan bros cut the shit i don't want 0.98
01:03:06.580 to see that i don't want to see that is it greg well it's just like oh there's a cooperation 1.00
01:03:11.040 going on here what are you fucking talking about you always do this we i flew here you always do 0.99
01:03:16.200 this i flew here from los angeles in a fucking seat bro on a plane to do this show and you get 1.00
01:03:22.260 you're here like maybe the audience wants to watch yeah i know it's you it's you it's always him 0.99
01:03:26.920 he did this with the fucking episode 0.99
01:03:29.040 with Galante too 0.99
01:03:30.860 me and Galante
01:03:31.540 like Galante's not somewhere to go 0.89
01:03:34.400 Galante's talking about giraffes 1.00
01:03:35.620 this dude's fucking like 0.99
01:03:38.640 nope time to go bro 1.00
01:03:39.900 like bro stop
01:03:41.080 alright
01:03:41.900 do you want to talk about Hulk Hogan or no
01:03:45.540 no
01:03:47.740 I don't
01:03:49.720 okay
01:03:51.160 you know how many times I've been cancelled
01:03:53.340 a lot
01:03:54.660 oh yeah
01:03:56.420 Let's not
01:03:58.720 Severe and continuous lapse in judgment
01:04:01.200 Yeah you've had a severe and continuous lapse in judgment
01:04:03.580 More than once
01:04:04.500 You know you can't get cancelled right
01:04:07.340 I mean technically yeah
01:04:09.060 You can only get cancelled if you cancel yourself
01:04:11.580 And that means apologizing
01:04:13.660 That's true
01:04:14.260 The Hulk thing
01:04:16.020 The Hulk thing is
01:04:17.500 It's true I cancelled myself there
01:04:20.100 I had no other choice
01:04:21.840 My boss told me I had to apologize
01:04:24.600 Yeah, it is it is interesting ever push back at her boss
01:04:29.880 No, I haven't had to do you think that you could physically take your boss down triple H. Yeah, maybe now
01:04:38.580 Maybe with the PME if it really came to blows
01:04:46.540 You know I've actually always wanted to try boxing like become a celebrity
01:04:50.980 female boxing. You'd probably kick ass. 1.00
01:04:53.540 We could put you on brand risk promotions. 1.00
01:04:55.800 Really? You'd probably kick ass 0.99
01:04:57.260 and you'd make, you would make a fucking 1.00
01:04:59.440 back if you fought on brand 0.99
01:05:01.520 rules. I've actually always wanted to.
01:05:03.200 Oh, dude. I would do a training camp.
01:05:05.240 You versus Charlotte boxing. 0.82
01:05:07.680 If she doesn't get any
01:05:09.260 training, sure.
01:05:11.000 No, it doesn't have to be versus, it could be versus
01:05:12.920 someone else from the industry. Yo, Clippers,
01:05:15.360 Clippers, clip this. Clippers, clip this. Make sure
01:05:17.140 it gets to Aiden. You need to do a brand
01:05:19.260 risk event you have to it'll be good for it'll be good for him and and if you're gonna start
01:05:23.900 streaming it'll be a great segue into streaming for you because he's the biggest streamer i'm 0.95
01:05:28.260 so down i actually would love to do this wow you would kick ass they do them in nashville 0.51
01:05:32.540 sometimes okay you like nashville yeah nashville i'm down bunny asked me to do her podcast 0.86
01:05:38.560 jelly's wife yeah i asked my mom as well she asked my mother really my mother wrote a book 0.92
01:05:42.960 about what being the mom of two of the most controversial fucking people on the planet 0.97
01:05:49.420 Is it good? 0.99
01:05:50.320 Did you read it?
01:05:50.980 I did read it.
01:05:52.060 I didn't even read his book.
01:05:53.120 I read my mom's.
01:05:54.340 Yeah, I have a book, if that's what you're asking.
01:05:55.820 You didn't get that in your PDF, did you?
01:05:57.640 No, I didn't.
01:05:58.200 I didn't get a PDF, actually.
01:05:59.220 He wrote a book.
01:05:59.800 He's a best-selling author.
01:06:01.020 A best-selling author.
01:06:01.980 Can you believe it?
01:06:02.520 He did something.
01:06:02.940 What did you write about?
01:06:04.040 Heroin Crack.
01:06:05.480 I knew it.
01:06:07.200 It's actually an incredible book that I didn't read.
01:06:09.140 But everyone says it's great.
01:06:10.580 It's what it is.
01:06:11.200 It's like one of the highest-rated books on Amazon.
01:06:12.940 And it just got optioned for a movie.
01:06:15.040 Really?
01:06:15.520 Yeah, that's great.
01:06:15.820 Who are we going to have play you?
01:06:16.960 Miles Teller.
01:06:18.500 You already have this set up?
01:06:19.460 No, I want Miles Teller.
01:06:20.520 I already asked him.
01:06:21.280 I don't know who that is.
01:06:22.520 Do you have a picture?
01:06:23.140 You know, you know.
01:06:23.760 Top Gun.
01:06:24.220 He was in Project X.
01:06:26.340 Maverick guy?
01:06:27.480 No, Project X.
01:06:30.020 He's like one of the biggest actors in the world.
01:06:31.780 Project X is his smallest role.
01:06:34.700 I asked him, but he looked at me with the face of like,
01:06:37.520 I don't think you have the budget, buddy.
01:06:39.120 So we'll see what happens.
01:06:40.060 Oh, yes.
01:06:40.900 I do know that guy.
01:06:41.880 He's probably 20. 0.99
01:06:42.740 he does he does generally have a like kind of like a fuck off look though no no no we had a 0.99
01:06:47.960 great night with him yeah it was a fucking the whole time i was kind of thinking like oh he wants 0.99
01:06:51.700 us to fuck yeah but he doesn't he does it he doesn't he was so he wants to hang out he wants 1.00
01:06:56.040 to hang out but yeah but he's because because bro that's you when you're the shit like he's 1.00
01:07:01.240 actually the shit he is he's the shit he's the shit he really is and when you realize he doesn't 1.00
01:07:05.220 want you to fuck off you're like oh oh he's the shit he's actually like when people are authentically 1.00
01:07:10.000 to shit to a point where they don't have to tell you 1.00
01:07:11.780 at that level. He just 1.00
01:07:13.880 exudes. You would have no
01:07:15.820 idea that he is who he is.
01:07:18.020 You would have no idea. No, he's super chill.
01:07:19.700 Grateful Dead shirt. He'll just
01:07:21.900 eat your burger and say it's great
01:07:23.660 and just hang out. He's humble.
01:07:25.700 He's actually humble. He has a very cool new movie
01:07:27.820 coming out, A24 movie. Yeah, we know.
01:07:29.780 Yeah, we were with him when we were shooting it.
01:07:32.540 Yeah.
01:07:33.300 Go ahead. So when's the movie
01:07:35.940 coming out? No.
01:07:37.340 that's my answer
01:07:38.580 these things take years
01:07:40.440 like years
01:07:41.120 like it'll probably come out
01:07:42.060 just after airplane mode
01:07:43.080 what's that?
01:07:47.800 it's a
01:07:48.400 it was a flop
01:07:49.400 it was a flop
01:07:50.360 did you try and make a movie?
01:07:52.140 no
01:07:52.300 I don't even know
01:07:53.540 if we can talk about this at all
01:07:54.940 I was so bad
01:07:56.500 why?
01:07:57.320 except Jorge just showed me a clip
01:07:58.700 do you know about this?
01:07:59.900 no
01:08:00.140 bro there's a scene
01:08:01.300 are you sure we can even say
01:08:02.520 any of this stuff?
01:08:03.520 there's a scene that went viral
01:08:04.660 on TikTok
01:08:05.220 like years after the movie's so bad it's horrible it's so bad look i'm what's it about uh influencers
01:08:14.220 stuck on a plane a doomed aircraft influencers yes yeah but like not like creators like influencers
01:08:20.740 david dover's debut acting scene casey nice that was in it oh so creators yeah i lied oh they're
01:08:28.000 all like just influencers that wanted to act yeah you ever have any crazy fan interactions
01:08:33.260 directions um
01:08:35.520 yo we're just 1.00
01:08:37.720 warming up dude tell Dylan to fuck 1.00
01:08:39.620 off we got another three hours in us 1.00
01:08:41.420 uh let me think
01:08:42.920 actually I don't know
01:08:45.600 if I should talk about this but I'm just gonna
01:08:47.360 talk about this
01:08:48.180 edgy time so
01:08:51.400 actually after when I was in NXT
01:08:53.340 um
01:08:54.800 after one of my matches I cut somebody
01:08:57.560 off in my parking garage and they were
01:08:59.500 like yelling at me through their
01:09:01.500 car so
01:09:02.500 I pulled over 0.99
01:09:04.440 this is where my big balls come 0.96
01:09:07.500 into play and 0.83
01:09:09.400 they pull over and a guy
01:09:11.640 gets out of the car so then I get 0.99
01:09:13.540 out of the car and we're talking shit 1.00
01:09:15.420 we're talking shit then his girlfriend 1.00
01:09:17.600 gets out of the car 1.00
01:09:18.480 yeah two on one and I start talking 1.00
01:09:21.680 shit with the girlfriend 0.99
01:09:23.140 and I push her 1.00
01:09:25.220 she pushes me back 0.99
01:09:27.300 we start fucking brawling 1.00
01:09:29.840 oh you would be bradley martin in a street and then she takes her long ass nails digs them in 0.99
01:09:38.160 my braid and gets me down on the ground and this is where it takes a turn so and the guy just 0.99
01:09:44.040 fucking stomps right on my face what the hell is going on i broke a face bone are you serious yeah 0.94
01:09:51.560 have you told this story that's assault this is nobody knows this so you're welcome 1.00
01:09:55.380 Broke a face bone
01:09:57.840 So that's why I was out for so long
01:10:01.080 In NXT
01:10:01.600 Because of a street fight
01:10:05.140 A two on one street fight
01:10:07.180 And a guy gang stomped your face
01:10:09.800 What bone did you break
01:10:11.320 Like an orbital
01:10:11.940 I think it was right here
01:10:14.600 And I still don't have feeling in my tooth right here 0.99
01:10:17.000 Yo he really stomped the shit out of you 0.98
01:10:19.520 I feel like you're underplaying this 0.98
01:10:21.260 Yeah I had a big foot mark
01:10:23.520 On my face too
01:10:24.720 This is insane.
01:10:26.460 I like how you tell that story because that's how I tell like horrific stories from my life.
01:10:30.340 I just say it.
01:10:30.960 You just said it.
01:10:31.880 Yeah, I just say it.
01:10:32.720 I'm so bad at storytelling.
01:10:34.760 No, that was good.
01:10:35.660 Yeah, I just got stomped on by a guy.
01:10:37.920 Yeah, you got stomped.
01:10:38.620 Did you fantasize about your revenge or you're kind of over it?
01:10:41.420 So actually.
01:10:42.440 You just asked about revenge.
01:10:44.520 Have you plotted your revenge yet?
01:10:47.600 I was trying to find the people that stomped on my face and I didn't want to start anything
01:10:54.120 again because I didn't want them to try and sue me if they found out who I was.
01:10:59.500 I don't know.
01:11:00.020 What if they have more money than you?
01:11:01.880 What if they have more money than you?
01:11:03.700 Like what if it was Bezos and his girlfriend?
01:11:05.900 What were they driving?
01:11:07.120 It was an Audi.
01:11:08.520 Hey, you never know.
01:11:09.540 I drive an Audi.
01:11:10.140 It was an RSQAR built by ABT.
01:11:12.500 The Germans came over with the $80,000 add-on, one of 100 on the planet.
01:11:15.940 Could be an expensive car. 0.96
01:11:16.900 Maybe they have money.
01:11:17.600 I don't think they had money. 0.96
01:11:19.660 That guy looks like a drug dealer.
01:11:22.080 Oh, a dealer?
01:11:22.960 Some dealers.
01:11:23.820 Pablo Escobar had a ton of money.
01:11:25.360 Billions of dollars.
01:11:26.100 So much money, it would get eaten by rats.
01:11:28.380 Puck.
01:11:28.900 I should have sued.
01:11:30.280 It does take a weird type of guy to get fired.
01:11:33.340 Yeah.
01:11:33.640 No, you did everything right.
01:11:35.180 That's the thing about you, Tiffy Time.
01:11:36.520 You seem like you do a lot of stuff right.
01:11:37.900 I actually disagree.
01:11:38.780 I was going to ask what you would have done differently.
01:11:41.080 In that moment?
01:11:41.640 Here comes the moonsault.
01:11:43.640 so actually i never i i left my phone there and i got my car and i was obviously crying and i
01:11:57.520 drove away and i had to go back to the parking garage and grab my phone and they started chasing
01:12:02.620 after me oh my god yo listen rule of thumb you'll learn this as you get older just no road rage
01:12:09.380 things dude you know if somebody's raging out dude you just there's no get out of the car there's no
01:12:14.380 face off people got guns unless you're bringing your thing unless you are stepping out with yours 0.99
01:12:19.940 i'm not testing people these days bro just unless somebody like really gets in your shit you just 0.99
01:12:25.520 keep it moving like you can't be like people are too crazy nowadays there's no one-on-ones it's 0.98
01:12:30.440 all brawls it's all jumpings it's guns it's knives you just gotta stay to your own if people want to 0.99
01:12:35.520 talk shit just realize they're probably fucking broke or whack or fucking whatever it's kind of 0.99
01:12:40.120 sick to know you're really about it yeah that is dope you're really that is i learned all that the 1.00
01:12:44.620 hard way yeah you have to there's no easy way to learn yeah are you still about it yeah i can get 0.95
01:12:50.840 down on a street fight holy like i said boxing yeah no we're i'm making that happen you're a
01:12:56.060 little bit of sicko i wouldn't say that you're about it sturdy how you're gonna use it um uh
01:13:05.140 Okay, so, wait, so. 0.99
01:13:10.260 Dumbass. 1.00
01:13:11.500 No. 0.99
01:13:12.800 So what's left on the, who's on your Mount Rushmore?
01:13:16.240 I hate that question.
01:13:17.340 Who's on your Mount Rushmore?
01:13:18.440 I don't want to say that.
01:13:19.800 No, I don't want to, the truth is, I don't want this podcast to end.
01:13:23.340 I just, I'm a little, I'm a little brain dead right now, but I'm having a really good time.
01:13:28.580 But this has been, this has been really fun.
01:13:30.680 Wait, do you feel comfortable on the podcast now?
01:13:32.360 I do.
01:13:32.820 Let's go.
01:13:33.580 I was nervous.
01:13:34.240 let's go
01:13:35.620 ask Greg
01:13:36.220 I was nervous
01:13:36.800 we were a little bit
01:13:38.500 like slow in today
01:13:39.760 normally we could have
01:13:40.780 got you there
01:13:41.100 a little bit quicker
01:13:41.540 but we
01:13:41.920 I don't know
01:13:43.280 that we slept at all
01:13:44.220 what do you think
01:13:45.120 about Sydney Sweeney's jeans
01:13:46.600 oh yeah
01:13:47.100 what do you think
01:13:47.460 about Sydney Sweeney's jeans
01:13:48.460 I thought it was
01:13:49.820 a great commercial
01:13:50.700 obviously
01:13:51.720 yeah but
01:13:52.060 they were saying
01:13:52.680 that because she has
01:13:53.220 blue eyes
01:13:53.700 it's racism
01:13:54.280 how
01:13:55.340 no no no
01:13:57.160 I don't know
01:13:57.880 no you get
01:13:58.720 you get that
01:13:59.500 not that you get
01:14:00.600 the outrage
01:14:01.000 but you understand
01:14:01.680 what they're trying
01:14:02.460 to say
01:14:02.780 so basically
01:14:04.140 sydney sweeney has great genes and like so so they were like bigging up her genetic 0.97
01:14:10.040 like the blonde hair blue eye aesthetic this very like arian like no forget the boobs the boobs
01:14:17.120 had nothing to do with it so so the other side these angry people the angry side 0.55
01:14:22.000 euthanasia yeah no eugenics yeah the angry the angry side they wanted there to be people of
01:14:30.100 diversity covered in the good genes
01:14:32.260 department too. So they wanted it to be
01:14:34.320 they wanted it to be diversity, okay?
01:14:37.380 But then it's not
01:14:38.180 it's Cindy Sweeney's campaign.
01:14:39.780 Everyone thinks Cindy Sweeney's hot.
01:14:41.620 Of course. Not everyone. She has good genes.
01:14:44.000 Not everyone. Not Jorge.
01:14:46.060 Some people think, some people don't think she's
01:14:48.140 the hottest. It doesn't matter. Well, objectively.
01:14:50.180 So, so, so.
01:14:51.720 Not Zacharific. Zacharific even dated her
01:14:54.080 and said she was mid. No, we're not. Damn. 0.54
01:14:55.920 Stop, please. Please stop. 1.00
01:14:57.880 American, for the love of Christ, stopped with that shit, dude. 1.00
01:15:00.700 American Eagle stock goes through the fucking roof. 1.00
01:15:03.660 I saw that. 1.00
01:15:04.220 Okay, through the ceiling.
01:15:06.000 All this outrage happens, and everybody's like, what are they going to do?
01:15:09.260 Are they going to apologize?
01:15:10.260 And then they double down.
01:15:11.200 They double down. 0.99
01:15:12.560 We said Sidney Sweeney had great genes, because our genes are fucking great. 1.00
01:15:16.420 Fuck yes, American Eagle. 1.00
01:15:17.960 Sit the fuck down. 1.00
01:15:18.480 Hell yes. 1.00
01:15:19.100 Sit down, bitch. 1.00
01:15:19.920 Yes, I love it. 1.00
01:15:20.740 We ain't 2018 anymore, bro.
01:15:22.760 Crazy.
01:15:23.520 Yeah.
01:15:23.920 Crazy.
01:15:24.180 Now of course
01:15:25.040 From time to time
01:15:26.480 There's stuff that people do
01:15:27.560 That deserves to be called out
01:15:29.340 I just
01:15:30.080 When I see somebody
01:15:31.560 Be racist 1.00
01:15:32.400 Or do some shit 1.00
01:15:33.100 That I don't like 0.99
01:15:33.660 I'm just like 0.99
01:15:34.040 Yeah I don't fuck with this person 0.99
01:15:35.300 Like I don't feel like 0.99
01:15:36.540 I want to go
01:15:37.000 I don't feel like
01:15:37.980 I want to
01:15:38.320 Do you know what I'm saying
01:15:38.900 I don't feel like
01:15:39.500 I don't want to write an essay about it
01:15:41.080 And like make a video 1.00
01:15:42.240 Man fuck you 1.00
01:15:43.380 No one has done more 1.00
01:15:44.640 For the Mexican people than me
01:15:45.660 Stop it bro
01:15:46.420 No one 1.00
01:15:46.980 I love the Mexican culture 1.00
01:15:48.080 I have a viral tweet
01:15:49.380 Because of the ice raids 0.99
01:15:50.440 And you fucking know it 0.99
01:15:51.380 Don't you dare 1.00
01:15:52.500 Don't you dare bro
01:15:53.920 Kevin says Mike only supports the Mexicans for clout.
01:15:57.240 No, that's not true.
01:15:58.160 That's what he says.
01:15:58.960 That's what he says.
01:16:01.040 Watch my vlogs. 1.00
01:16:02.420 I roll with the Mexican people hard, bro. 1.00
01:16:04.360 He does.
01:16:04.960 And no one's done more for the Mexican people.
01:16:06.640 No one is done more.
01:16:07.780 That's crazy to say.
01:16:09.020 Can you believe it?
01:16:10.520 Fully support, bro.
01:16:11.860 Viva Mexico.
01:16:13.600 Papa, as you would say, right?
01:16:15.040 Is that...
01:16:15.980 Come on, bro.
01:16:16.260 Do you watch wrestling?
01:16:17.040 I love it, yeah.
01:16:18.020 Really?
01:16:18.500 Who's your favorite?
01:16:20.040 The Maverick.
01:16:22.600 W Glaze.
01:16:23.460 Did he pay you to say that?
01:16:24.780 No.
01:16:25.440 But I do pay him.
01:16:26.960 How much?
01:16:27.640 No, I love...
01:16:28.240 Six figures.
01:16:29.340 Little bonuses here and there?
01:16:30.540 Yeah, bonuses.
01:16:31.740 Okay.
01:16:32.320 He's got a nice bonus.
01:16:33.300 I'm Mexicans. 0.85
01:16:34.020 I gotta stay with my people.
01:16:35.420 Who's your favorite?
01:16:36.180 Penta, for sure.
01:16:37.580 Penta?
01:16:38.240 Not Rey Mysterio?
01:16:39.680 Oh, he was a childhood favorite for a long time.
01:16:42.120 How old are you?
01:16:43.200 25.
01:16:44.400 He was the one who told me about you.
01:16:46.760 Really?
01:16:47.180 Yeah.
01:16:48.060 He's like, this new girl's coming up from NXT.
01:16:49.820 She's really good.
01:16:50.540 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:16:50.940 And she's got a good moonsault as well.
01:16:52.180 I'm pretty sure he was the one who told me to go up to you and say
01:16:54.300 I'll teach you some advice or whatever I said
01:16:56.340 You pitched that?
01:16:57.780 He's always pitching me ideas. He's my WWE guy
01:17:00.120 It was great
01:17:01.140 It was great
01:17:02.280 Yeah, it was great
01:17:05.440 My moonsault's great 1.00
01:17:06.800 What do you think of Mr. Iguana? 0.98
01:17:10.420 What do you think of Mr. Iguana?
01:17:12.600 He's cool
01:17:13.280 He's kind of cool
01:17:14.780 Have you met Yeska?
01:17:16.360 I don't think so
01:17:17.300 Is that the puppet?
01:17:21.760 I don't even know if it's a puppet.
01:17:23.040 I don't know what it is.
01:17:23.320 Can I call it that?
01:17:25.320 Is it real?
01:17:27.500 I think it's a real iguana.
01:17:29.420 I told him it looks more like a bearded dragon.
01:17:31.080 It's my opinion.
01:17:32.400 I can see that.
01:17:33.660 Okay, so wait, yesterday?
01:17:35.060 Yesterday when I walked out for my match,
01:17:38.540 I was getting in the ring, doing my thing,
01:17:40.940 getting the crowd all hyped, 0.98
01:17:42.080 and dude, I fucking turn around, 0.98
01:17:44.380 and I see the entire section in the front row. 0.98
01:17:49.140 All of them
01:17:50.860 Not just the front row
01:17:51.980 The front row, the second row, the third row
01:17:53.680 Eight rows deep had signs
01:17:56.240 That said Logan Paul is an outsider 1.00
01:17:59.240 And I know it was that motherfucking 0.99
01:18:03.100 Green shirt guy behind it 0.98
01:18:04.580 I know it because I insulted him on Smackdown
01:18:07.180 I know it
01:18:08.520 They all had it
01:18:09.720 Who coordinated it
01:18:10.900 Wait what is this green shirt guy lore
01:18:13.260 Can you explain it
01:18:14.580 What is the lore
01:18:15.740 What is the lore of this green shirt guy
01:18:17.920 I'll tell you what I know
01:18:18.940 and what i've heard okay okay so i realized pretty quickly when i started wrestling
01:18:24.280 for the ple's the pay-per-view events there was always a guy in the front you noticed it yourself
01:18:31.220 i noticed it myself has anybody else i said i said no i like it was it was a thing but i noticed it 0.96
01:18:37.200 before it became like popular i said kevin this guy is always in the front row with this fucking 0.82
01:18:42.560 green shirt that's actually pretty cool he's always there in that fucking green you need to 0.74
01:18:47.860 feature him on that show the unreal show they featured him no you need to oh they should 0.70
01:18:53.520 yeah you know when i when i you know i actually i love watching his reactions when i watch my
01:19:02.600 match back do you do that by the way do you watch your matches back i can't watch tape what i think
01:19:07.220 it's so cringe oh you gotta get over that hump dog it's so you have to you gotta watch it's like 0.51
01:19:12.060 watching tape just like in football you're watching film i hate watching myself on tv
01:19:16.040 you gotta get over the hump because if you stream
01:19:18.000 you see yourself the whole time
01:19:19.520 you have to get over that hump that's one of the first
01:19:22.120 humps you have to get over in content
01:19:23.380 every vlog I watch
01:19:26.340 he watched all the edits
01:19:27.500 I just don't like seeing myself wrestle
01:19:29.920 I think everything I do is bad
01:19:32.020 that's insane it sounds like you're a little too hard
01:19:34.240 on yourself even like you not thinking you're good enough
01:19:36.320 is pretty crazy well I do think I am good
01:19:38.260 enough but I do think like 0.99
01:19:39.840 I don't know I see me wrestle and I'm like damn
01:19:41.980 I look kind of sloppy okay then fix it 0.88
01:19:43.980 I'm trying my best
01:19:46.520 But you're not watching films
01:19:47.300 So no you're not
01:19:47.860 No you're not
01:19:48.720 You're simply actually
01:19:49.600 Not trying your best
01:19:50.400 I watched the clips on Instagram
01:19:50.900 I'm calling it as I see it
01:19:52.160 You're not trying your best
01:19:52.940 If you were
01:19:53.620 You'd be watching film
01:19:54.400 And critiquing the performance
01:19:55.320 Instead of the cancelled podcast
01:19:56.820 That's what you're watching
01:19:57.940 Okay you might be right with that
01:19:59.000 I'm just saying
01:19:59.820 And by the way
01:20:00.640 My delivery on that was horrible
01:20:02.180 That was very mean
01:20:02.920 But I feel like I can talk to you
01:20:04.560 Like a peer
01:20:05.080 Who I respect their work
01:20:06.440 And I want your feedback as well 0.99
01:20:08.500 On my bullshit 0.99
01:20:09.060 Okay 0.99
01:20:09.560 Anything?
01:20:10.300 Call them out on something
01:20:10.920 I didn't watch your match
01:20:11.880 I can't give you anything
01:20:12.660 Fine that's fine
01:20:13.520 But I can watch it tonight, and the next time I see you, I'll...
01:20:17.100 I will say, I do think it's some of my best work.
01:20:20.580 Yesterday?
01:20:21.120 Mm-hmm.
01:20:22.520 Congratulations.
01:20:23.200 Thank you.
01:20:23.500 I feel very accomplished.
01:20:24.580 What did you feel about my match?
01:20:26.400 Any feedback?
01:20:27.700 I was in and out.
01:20:30.280 When you won, I was about to get ready to go.
01:20:34.680 I was in and out.
01:20:35.120 He was busy.
01:20:35.640 He was working.
01:20:36.400 I saw you celebrate.
01:20:37.500 Celebration looked cool.
01:20:39.620 But you didn't watch the match intently?
01:20:43.180 Not really.
01:20:43.780 I try.
01:20:44.480 You're definitely someone who I watch as like, oh, let's see what this person is doing.
01:20:49.220 Because I respect your work and I mean that.
01:20:51.180 There are some people I'm like, I want to see what they do in this match because I love their body of work. 0.89
01:20:54.820 Randy Orton, for example, is fucking incredible.
01:20:58.960 I think he's probably the best in this company. 0.98
01:21:01.120 Working with him is amazing.
01:21:03.000 Anyways, I know it was green shirt guy behind those signs.
01:21:05.760 And I know it was green shirt guy because he has an ego.
01:21:10.200 And he's basically, you know what? 1.00
01:21:11.240 We were cool, but now he's dead to me with his stupid fucking green shirt. 1.00
01:21:16.220 What did you do to him? 1.00
01:21:19.060 Dude, we were cool.
01:21:21.000 He used to be a fan.
01:21:22.100 Then also one day I see him booing me.
01:21:23.980 I'm like, you switched up on me, dog.
01:21:26.220 You must have did something.
01:21:27.260 I didn't do anything.
01:21:28.800 I didn't do anything.
01:21:29.280 You're an outsider.
01:21:30.600 No, I'm not anymore. 0.97
01:21:33.340 I'm eradicating the outsider.
01:21:35.120 I'm not. 1.00
01:21:36.080 There you are.
01:21:36.560 dude he
01:21:38.460 I will say this is his one
01:21:40.920 redeeming quality I like watching
01:21:43.120 him when I watch back my matches
01:21:44.980 because he's so familiar
01:21:47.080 with WWE I know
01:21:49.160 when he's bought in and I'm looking
01:21:51.060 at his expressions
01:21:52.440 I know I got him I know I got the
01:21:55.060 crowd because he knows like when I did
01:21:56.980 the double clothesline with Ricochet
01:21:58.260 he shot up from his seat
01:22:00.780 that was a big moment yeah but he
01:22:02.320 knew real time how big it was
01:22:05.040 everyone else took him a second to go 0.99
01:22:06.940 what the fuck did we just watch 0.99
01:22:08.780 now you're W glazing 1.00
01:22:10.520 you love green shirt man 1.00
01:22:12.800 no I don't he doesn't even have a fucking name 0.99
01:22:14.820 he's just a guy with a colored shirt on 0.99
01:22:16.680 you look to him for validation 0.78
01:22:18.180 what the hell is wrong with you 1.00
01:22:19.880 you're weird you don't even know him like that 1.00
01:22:21.920 you don't even know who he is and you glaze him and look for him for all your self esteem
01:22:24.560 what does glazing mean
01:22:25.680 it's W glazed you need to know these terms for streaming
01:22:28.340 it's the streaming terms
01:22:29.420 like wrestling terms
01:22:30.660 W glazed L L like all that
01:22:32.520 W W L L
01:22:34.060 W is win, like win, that's a W, W in the chat.
01:22:36.800 L is lost, like you lose L.
01:22:38.540 W chat. 1.00
01:22:39.100 That's a fucking L. 0.99
01:22:39.720 You need to know about all this stuff. 0.99
01:22:40.340 Glaze is like, you're gassing him up too much, 1.00
01:22:43.180 kind of like suck a dick. 1.00
01:22:44.080 Yeah, like Riz, you need to know W Riz, 1.00
01:22:47.420 like you need to know about all this stuff.
01:22:48.840 Okay.
01:22:49.300 More that, less green shirt guy.
01:22:52.000 Because Logan's like in love with him,
01:22:53.240 it's such a weird thing.
01:22:53.880 I'm not, I'm not, I'm just saying love and hate
01:22:55.900 are kind of close.
01:22:56.480 Are you getting that feeling?
01:22:57.800 A little bit.
01:22:58.720 I just don't understand why you value his opinion so much.
01:23:02.300 You don't know him.
01:23:03.040 Or his name.
01:23:04.060 green shirt guy do you even know his real name don't care he's dead to me now i know he passed
01:23:09.520 out those signs and i snatched him up i had my meta glasses on you could see it i saw all the
01:23:14.060 signs in the front row and by the way i'm faster than all these fans snatch snatch snatch got like
01:23:18.300 eight out of ten of them and then ai'd prime into the rest of them for some reason dude do you think
01:23:24.420 do you think green shirt man's sitting home right now watching this episode like i got him
01:23:28.920 You're literally giving him a platform
01:23:31.060 He already has it 1.00
01:23:33.060 It's the only guy in every PL 1.00
01:23:34.940 Sitting in the front row with a fucking green shirt 1.00
01:23:37.420 And stupid ass goatee 1.00
01:23:39.020 I can't wait to see this guy now 1.00
01:23:41.900 I can't wait to see him dude 1.00
01:23:43.320 He's so stupid looking 1.00
01:23:44.860 And I know it was fucking you 1.00
01:23:47.220 I know you printed those signs 1.00
01:23:49.120 You have his number? 1.00
01:23:51.640 Shut up 1.00
01:23:52.600 Shut up 1.00
01:23:53.940 FaceTime this fucking guy 1.00
01:23:55.980 What's his real name? 1.00
01:23:56.600 Don't text him
01:23:58.060 Oh that's him
01:24:03.700 Yeah
01:24:04.120 I've seen people talk about him on Twitter
01:24:07.020 Who is that guy
01:24:08.640 Because we wanted to sponsor him
01:24:11.720 Yeah we used to be tight 0.98
01:24:13.320 He used to fucking shill our product 0.98
01:24:14.740 There he is 0.99
01:24:16.340 Hey
01:24:16.820 Oh he's at the bar
01:24:22.700 He's not in a green shirt
01:24:23.760 I actually don't even recognize him
01:24:25.280 i can't hear you because i'm at a um bar
01:24:30.760 he's trapped how do you know him that goatee i'm so confused that goatee isn't that's how
01:24:36.440 i feel like i'm being worked it's a shoe hey sure i don't feel like it is
01:24:42.000 what's going on you gotta go can you hear me
01:24:46.440 it's hard for me to hear you gotta make this work green guy
01:24:49.680 Green guy
01:24:51.040 Where is he
01:24:59.040 A Metallica concert
01:25:00.080 Probably a DJ
01:25:00.860 Like the rest of us
01:25:02.160 Definitely an alcoholic bro
01:25:04.360 His name is Dan
01:25:07.440 Dan's connection is unstable
01:25:08.620 I'm not calling him
01:25:11.000 I'm not calling him Dan
01:25:11.960 Bro Dan
01:25:15.520 Move faster
01:25:16.320 I see him
01:25:17.920 He's just walking in circles
01:25:18.860 No, he's not even these.
01:25:20.880 Dan!
01:25:22.760 Look what's under his shirt.
01:25:24.280 Look what's under his shirt.
01:25:25.380 Is he wearing a green shirt?
01:25:26.280 Ask him what's under his shirt.
01:25:27.860 Hey, hey.
01:25:29.680 Dan, what's under your shirt?
01:25:34.860 No way.
01:25:35.920 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:25:36.940 That green shirt.
01:25:37.680 That's the green shirt.
01:25:38.900 No way.
01:25:42.260 I can't hear anything.
01:25:43.340 All right, just.
01:25:43.780 Dan, Dan, Dan, I know it was you.
01:25:45.960 Confirmed.
01:25:46.080 I know it was you behind the Logan Paul is an outsider signs.
01:25:48.740 I know it 1.00
01:25:49.380 Piece of shit 1.00
01:25:52.820 Absolute piece of shit 1.00
01:25:54.700 Green shirt guy's a fucking op 1.00
01:25:57.920 That was crazy 1.00
01:25:59.380 Why do you have his shirt
01:26:01.120 Yo Logan can I tell you a crazy
01:26:03.180 Wait can I tell you a crazy quick little snippet story
01:26:06.180 Wouldn't have happened if we listened to Dylan
01:26:08.180 That's true
01:26:11.640 You almost ruined everything
01:26:13.040 Constantly bro
01:26:14.260 Yo
01:26:15.580 This is insane
01:26:18.220 Which is why
01:26:19.040 Just let us go
01:26:20.060 He goes
01:26:20.460 Okay let's go three minutes
01:26:21.980 It's like
01:26:22.600 Why
01:26:23.040 It's like he tells us
01:26:24.020 When he's bored
01:26:24.880 No bro
01:26:25.840 We don't care bro
01:26:27.420 The audience always says
01:26:29.000 Like why are you so so short
01:26:30.260 It's cause of him
01:26:31.100 He's like show him
01:26:32.120 Show him
01:26:32.660 Put a name to a face
01:26:33.520 Put a name to a face
01:26:34.380 Get him out of here dude
01:26:35.700 No I was just thinking 0.98
01:26:36.520 About their brains 0.64
01:26:37.240 Trying to get it
01:26:37.680 Dude the same
01:26:38.180 By the way the same dude
01:26:39.340 The same dude that said
01:26:40.260 Mike's gonna come on
01:26:41.460 For the last five minutes
01:26:42.620 I bring Dylan on
01:26:44.500 As a producer
01:26:45.040 The first pitch he goes
01:26:46.260 Alright so you guys
01:26:47.080 Have been doing the podcast
01:26:47.760 for a while now I know you and Mike but what if
01:26:49.840 we had Mike come on only for the last five minutes
01:26:51.880 of each show and do like Mike's recap
01:26:53.700 and I'm like
01:26:54.400 are you suggesting I
01:26:57.400 remove Mike from the show yeah man
01:26:59.920 I just don't see that
01:27:01.700 happening
01:27:02.180 but you may recognize him
01:27:05.760 from the Bud Light
01:27:07.240 commercial
01:27:08.640 he's a guy he's a very good commercial
01:27:11.760 actor
01:27:12.140 so what's up
01:27:15.140 nothing much
01:27:16.860 Yo quiero cantarte, Lala, say, what's up?
01:27:20.440 Don't ask me.
01:27:21.280 Don't look at me for advice on this, man.
01:27:22.900 Some of the stuff he says is just straight rot. 0.75
01:27:25.480 He's rotting. 0.92
01:27:25.820 Brain rot. 0.97
01:27:26.320 Brain rot.
01:27:28.240 Yo quiero cantarte, Lala, say, what's up?
01:27:30.580 What language are you speaking?
01:27:32.240 Spanish.
01:27:32.600 Español.
01:27:33.400 What are you singing?
01:27:34.880 Young Mico.
01:27:37.260 She's a really great artist.
01:27:40.620 Oh, she is?
01:27:41.140 Yeah, actually.
01:27:41.780 That part's serious.
01:27:42.560 What's your name?
01:27:43.220 Young Mico.
01:27:44.500 How do you know that song?
01:27:45.380 Do you like listening to Spanish music?
01:27:46.860 Uh, I like listening to hers and Bad Bunny's
01:27:50.040 Oh, I heard you and Bad Bunny have heat
01:27:54.140 Yeah
01:27:56.140 Should I not bring that up?
01:27:57.420 No
01:27:58.540 Okay, my bad
01:27:59.760 Yeah
01:28:00.260 You brought up the Charlotte stuff 1.00
01:28:02.480 That is true
01:28:03.380 Yeah, why don't you get a little vulnerable?
01:28:05.380 Yeah
01:28:05.880 We went tit for tat
01:28:07.120 Or should I say tiff for taff 1.00
01:28:08.560 That's good
01:28:09.460 Nice
01:28:09.960 Can I say anything else?
01:28:10.880 This guy, huh?
01:28:12.660 Dude, my name works with so much stuff
01:28:14.380 But the Jessica doesn't, though
01:28:15.640 No, it doesn't
01:28:16.580 Did you know my mom's name is Tiffany?
01:28:19.460 You stole your mom's name?
01:28:20.680 Yeah.
01:28:21.900 I have a cousin named Jessica.
01:28:23.480 Really?
01:28:23.920 Yeah.
01:28:24.880 Is she cool?
01:28:26.360 Is her middle name Moonsault?
01:28:27.940 Yes.
01:28:29.200 I haven't spoken to her forever.
01:28:31.080 I don't think she's coming to the wedding.
01:28:33.220 I don't think I'm right at that.
01:28:34.280 I mean, I haven't spoken to her in like 20 years.
01:28:35.880 Are you coming to the wedding?
01:28:37.160 Am I invited?
01:28:37.860 Yeah.
01:28:38.480 Really?
01:28:38.880 Uh-huh.
01:28:39.180 I would invite you.
01:28:40.020 I'm down.
01:28:40.740 You're probably working. 1.00
01:28:42.660 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:28:43.120 No, you can come. 1.00
01:28:43.820 You can come to it.
01:28:44.360 You're definitely...
01:28:45.160 Where is it?
01:28:45.880 I'll invite you.
01:28:46.580 Lake Como, Italy. 1.00
01:28:48.380 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:28:48.960 It's a destination wedding. 1.00
01:28:50.460 It's going to be a lot of fun.
01:28:51.440 Do you want to come?
01:28:52.260 Yeah.
01:28:52.780 Let me airdrop you this invite.
01:28:54.580 Come to it.
01:28:55.140 Yo, it's going to be awesome.
01:28:56.140 It's going to be a great time.
01:28:56.740 Can I bring a plus one?
01:28:57.720 Yeah, of course.
01:28:58.400 Of course.
01:28:59.540 Is it Bailey?
01:29:00.280 Why are you answering like it's your wedding?
01:29:01.900 Well, because I've been managing a lot of it.
01:29:03.680 I've been managing a lot of it.
01:29:05.580 What do you mean?
01:29:06.220 You've got 24 rooms.
01:29:07.300 Is your airdrop on everyone?
01:29:09.960 Hold on.
01:29:12.840 And I'm serving my burgers.
01:29:14.080 Are you teeny, Mac?
01:29:15.880 What?
01:29:16.860 Are you Teeny a Mac?
01:29:18.360 No, I'm Jess.
01:29:20.160 Who's Teeny a Mac?
01:29:22.920 Here.
01:29:24.720 Wait.
01:29:25.660 Is Tyree's here?
01:29:26.940 I know because...
01:29:28.140 Oh, I got you.
01:29:28.880 Why are we going to...
01:29:29.800 Well, I haven't even done any...
01:29:32.800 There you go.
01:29:34.180 Oh, this is cute.
01:29:35.540 Oh, I got a PDF.
01:29:36.720 Well, because we're having a great time.
01:29:38.500 It's going to be sick.
01:29:39.820 You should tell Triple H to give me the day off.
01:29:42.940 Who would you bring as your plus one?
01:29:44.460 My friend, Andrea.
01:29:45.880 You think how do you think Bailey will feel about that or maybe Naya?
01:29:50.020 Should I bring Naya? I fucking love Naya. She's amazing. I love her bring her okay, I'll bring her or Andrea 0.98
01:29:56.800 We both have to get that Friday off then if it's Naya
01:30:01.480 I mean I invited like the wrestlers I'm close with most of them like buddy. I'm working
01:30:06.100 I invited Stu the cameraman. Oh, I love Sue green shirt. That's one of us
01:30:10.720 Hell fucking I told you he's dead to me, bro. I go you said what's under he goes 1.00
01:30:15.880 button like he's batman or something green shirt fuck you i knew it i knew it you broke his heart 1.00
01:30:24.740 all because i all because i dissed you on live tv and i was right you're the worst of them all 1.00
01:30:29.640 brother and this ain't over yet trust me i'm more creative than you 0.74
01:30:36.880 ooh buddy
01:30:39.640 you versus green shirt guy
01:30:40.640 me versus you
01:30:41.440 Wrestlemania
01:30:42.040 43 0.99
01:30:42.540 this is a fucking promo 1.00
01:30:43.600 I swear to god bro 1.00
01:30:44.840 I swear to god
01:30:45.680 wait is it 43 next year
01:30:46.760 I don't know
01:30:47.660 it's 42 I think
01:30:48.500 well I'm kind of
01:30:49.200 what's your problem
01:30:49.860 outsider
01:30:50.820 no no that's not what he meant
01:30:52.560 he meant he wants to do it
01:30:53.340 the year after next year
01:30:54.380 why
01:30:55.020 you gotta have a proper build
01:30:56.700 yeah
01:30:57.060 he wants to build up
01:30:57.860 the story
01:30:58.400 a lot of tension
01:30:59.280 we're building up to the match
01:31:00.320 so if you wanted to build a product
01:31:02.340 what would it be
01:31:03.120 um
01:31:05.860 Maybe some like vitamins
01:31:08.180 Bro what are you doing right now
01:31:10.380 You know actually I'll be Dylan at this point
01:31:12.140 We got Tyrese Halliburton you're done
01:31:13.520 Do you want to be a business worker
01:31:15.160 Yeah we should
01:31:16.780 Let me tell you something I can build brands
01:31:18.880 I'm very good at it
01:31:19.920 Can I sign you
01:31:22.260 Do a promo for this brand
01:31:25.120 I'm not doing a promo
01:31:26.060 Is it drugs
01:31:28.460 It's a WWE brand
01:31:29.760 You're either going to do it now or WWE is going to ask you to do it later
01:31:33.780 Hold it up with the logo the right way
01:31:35.520 and talk about the problem.
01:31:36.920 Exploding mint crystals?
01:31:38.340 Yeah, what's it called?
01:31:41.840 Breath death?
01:31:42.680 Oh, you can read.
01:31:43.640 That was amazing.
01:31:44.880 That was amazing.
01:31:45.640 I didn't know if it was breathe or breath.
01:31:47.140 Throw it back over here.
01:31:47.640 I'm dyslexic.
01:31:48.180 Oh, yeah.
01:31:48.660 Oh, yeah.
01:31:48.920 What if it is breathe death?
01:31:49.700 It's breath death.
01:31:50.460 This is crystal breath,
01:31:51.880 zinc-activated peppermint crystals.
01:31:54.720 What's it do?
01:31:55.180 They pop on your tongue
01:31:55.940 and they clean your mouth
01:31:57.160 and they taste delicious.
01:31:58.960 It's like Pop Rocks
01:31:59.780 that makes your breath smell good.
01:32:00.880 Yeah.
01:32:01.440 Does it actually clean your mouth?
01:32:02.520 Yes, because they're zinc-activated
01:32:03.720 and it's available at
01:32:04.320 GetBreathDeath.com
01:32:06.060 And WWE
01:32:06.660 Invested in
01:32:08.260 Backs this product
01:32:09.100 Really?
01:32:09.760 Yeah, it's pretty insane
01:32:10.600 Yes, and Triple H
01:32:11.820 Triple H
01:32:12.680 And Logan Paul
01:32:13.560 I invested
01:32:14.080 And Jake Paul
01:32:14.660 Him too
01:32:15.380 It's the first product
01:32:16.320 That ever features
01:32:17.040 Both Paul brothers
01:32:17.840 I believe, right?
01:32:18.660 I think maybe, yeah
01:32:19.300 History
01:32:19.680 Yeah, it is
01:32:20.440 It's a historical product 0.98
01:32:21.160 Fucking unbelievable 0.99
01:32:21.860 Hey, Tiffany 0.99
01:32:22.700 This was so
01:32:23.960 So enjoyable
01:32:25.200 This was fun
01:32:26.200 This was so fun
01:32:27.080 It was awesome
01:32:27.800 No, this is like
01:32:28.520 One of my favorites
01:32:29.580 I'd say this is definitely
01:32:30.440 Like a top five
01:32:31.240 100%
01:32:31.940 A top five?
01:32:33.060 I don't know
01:32:33.400 No, I had a lot of fun.
01:32:34.520 I had a lot of fun.
01:32:35.240 He never would ever do a podcast that was over an hour.
01:32:37.700 Yes, seriously.
01:32:38.100 An hour hits and he clocks out.
01:32:39.920 The fact that you kept him engaged for this long
01:32:42.240 and he's engaged in real life is insane.
01:32:44.900 Yeah, 100%.
01:32:45.920 All right, it's been a pleasure.
01:32:48.140 I'll see you around the block, I guess.
01:32:49.500 Yeah, sometime.
01:32:50.160 Are you on Raw or SmackDown?
01:32:51.900 They bounce me in between.
01:32:53.800 I prefer SmackDown.
01:32:55.720 Why?
01:32:56.220 I think the vibe's a little better.
01:32:57.880 You think?
01:32:58.300 I don't know why.
01:32:59.140 You don't like being on Netflix?
01:33:00.800 I love being on Netflix.
01:33:02.040 I love being on Netflix.
01:33:02.920 I love being on Netflix
01:33:04.080 I love Lamp
01:33:05.680 are you just looking around the room
01:33:09.160 and just saying
01:33:09.640 because I love Lamp
01:33:10.340 Brick do you really love Lamp
01:33:11.800 make sure you guys follow her
01:33:13.060 or whatever
01:33:13.580 yo thank you so much
01:33:14.840 to Fanatics
01:33:15.600 too
01:33:16.180 and WWE
01:33:16.860 for this podcast
01:33:18.120 and for all the money
01:33:19.020 oh yeah
01:33:21.060 we're rich
01:33:21.880 yes sir
01:33:23.500 hit that subscribe button
01:33:24.740 we'll see you next time
01:33:25.540 take it easy
01:33:25.980 peace
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