John Bolton - March 23, 2026


Why CANADA Needs ALBERTA To Leave - For the GOOD of the country


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A list of 5 reasons why Canada needs Alberta to leave Canada. 1. No more conservative seats in the House of Commons. 2. With 34 conservative seats, we can finally have the complete socialist utopia we have always wanted. 3. Alberta amounts for 35% of all CO2 emissions in Canada. 4. The recent changes to MAID, Medical Assistance in Dying by Alberta Premier Daniel Smith, is riled liberals all across this country. 5. Without Alberta, we are in compliance with the new world order.

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00:00:00.000 Hi, it's John, and welcome to the channel, Monday, March the 23rd, 4.45 a.m. I trust
00:00:08.400 you had a great weekend, and I hope you're having a wonderful Monday here with the Big
00:00:12.440 Blue Mug of Coffee today.
00:00:15.920 My fellow Canadians, this is an important message to you. It occurred to me over the
00:00:23.520 weekend after attending an independence rally, a car rally from Calgary to Mirror, Alberta,
00:00:29.040 with hundreds of Alberta patriots, hundreds of Albertans who want Alberta independence,
00:00:35.560 hundreds of Albertans who want a better life for themselves, their children and their
00:00:38.940 grandchildren, that Canada must force Alberta out. Alberta must leave for the good of the country.
00:00:48.960 My fellow Canadians, I put this list together of the top five reasons why Canada needs Alberta to
00:00:54.800 leave. We keep voting in liberal governments, 11 years now, 11 years strong under Justin Trudeau
00:01:03.660 and now Mark Carney. If Alberta leaves with its 34 conservative seats in the House of Commons,
00:01:09.940 we can finally have the complete socialist hell utopia we have always wanted. Just think,
00:01:18.000 no more conservatives, no more opposition, unfettered government that can do anything
00:01:24.340 it wants to do to us. Let's move on now to number two.
00:01:32.100 My fellow Canadians, number two may be an addendum to number one,
00:01:36.640 but I believe it's an important one and it should be in the top five.
00:01:43.060 when alberta leaves canada canada will finally be free of peer polyev we simply cannot have
00:01:51.220 political leaders in this country having open honest truthful discussions with american
00:01:57.580 podcasters freedom of speech like this cannot be condoned the sooner we pass more laws against this
00:02:05.200 the better. And without Alberta, it will make it easier. As a bonus, no more orchard apple munching.
00:02:14.400 Let's move on to number three.
00:02:19.560 As we get to number three on this list, my fellow Canadians, we really get to the heart
00:02:24.460 of why Alberta needs to leave Canada. If Alberta leaves, we can finally have the net zero dream
00:02:31.440 dear leader Mark Carney truly wants.
00:02:34.260 A relentless focus on net zero.
00:02:36.000 We can't meet our ultimate objectives, which is to get to net zero.
00:02:40.800 Alberta amounts for 35% of all CO2 emissions in Canada.
00:02:45.060 No more oil and gas pipelines, no more LNG.
00:02:48.100 Without Alberta, we are in compliance with the new world order.
00:02:51.940 For the new world order.
00:02:55.900 Albertans will be pleased as well. 1.00
00:02:58.740 The Eastern bastards will finally freeze in the dark. 1.00
00:03:02.760 It's a win-win. 0.99
00:03:04.800 And now number four.
00:03:09.280 Number four on this list is very serious.
00:03:12.440 The recent changes to MAID, Medical Assistance in Dying by Alberta Premier Daniel Smith,
00:03:19.160 is riled liberals all across this country.
00:03:22.060 How dare an Alberta politician? How dare a conservative politician? How dare Danielle 1.00
00:03:29.520 Smith protect children and people with mental health issues? We believe MAID must be a 0.97
00:03:34.720 compassionate option reserved only for those who will not recover from terminal illness.
00:03:40.060 It will limit MAID eligibility to circumstances where natural death is reasonably foreseeable
00:03:45.100 and recovery is not. It will prohibit MAID in Alberta for those under age 18 and for those
00:03:51.060 whose sole condition is a mental illness.
00:03:53.960 With Alberta gone, Canada can continue to increase the number of made deaths
00:03:57.880 and lower the eligibility standards.
00:03:59.680 With Alberta gone, we can save more money on the inefficient, expensive, socialized healthcare system. 0.99
00:04:06.180 I've even come up with a new motto for Canada's healthcare system.
00:04:10.200 More death care for a better future.
00:04:13.640 And now number five.
00:04:14.600 at number five my fellow canadians if canada can rid itself of alberta
00:04:22.960 we can end our dependence on its wealth the 25 billion dollars or more that alberta contributes
00:04:30.120 with equalization the 70 billion dollars or more that alberta provides to the federal government
00:04:35.620 in taxes without us having to return anything to alberta at all no more pesky requests for
00:04:41.800 lucrative oil and gas projects. No more denying hundreds of billions of dollars in projects to
00:04:48.060 hard-working Albertans. It is so annoying. And after decades of freeloading, the have-not
00:04:55.460 provinces will finally progress to a new title, the have-nones. Let's move on to an honorable mention.
00:05:04.300 and our honorable mention my fellow canadians might seem like a small thing but with five
00:05:14.260 million less people in the country all liberals will have more room for elbows up i wish i could
00:05:23.300 say this video is a parody but if you actually look deeper most of it is true if you like the
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