John Bolton - March 23, 2026


Why CANADA Needs ALBERTA To Leave - For the GOOD of the country


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

136.37173

Word Count

766

Sentence Count

46

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

2


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hi, it's John, and welcome to the channel, Monday, March the 23rd, 4.45 a.m. I trust
00:00:08.400 you had a great weekend, and I hope you're having a wonderful Monday here with the Big
00:00:12.440 Blue Mug of Coffee today.
00:00:15.920 My fellow Canadians, this is an important message to you. It occurred to me over the
00:00:23.520 weekend after attending an independence rally, a car rally from Calgary to Mirror, Alberta,
00:00:29.040 with hundreds of Alberta patriots, hundreds of Albertans who want Alberta independence,
00:00:35.560 hundreds of Albertans who want a better life for themselves, their children and their
00:00:38.940 grandchildren, that Canada must force Alberta out. Alberta must leave for the good of the country.
00:00:48.960 My fellow Canadians, I put this list together of the top five reasons why Canada needs Alberta to
00:00:54.800 leave. We keep voting in liberal governments, 11 years now, 11 years strong under Justin Trudeau
00:01:03.660 and now Mark Carney. If Alberta leaves with its 34 conservative seats in the House of Commons,
00:01:09.940 we can finally have the complete socialist hell utopia we have always wanted. Just think,
00:01:18.000 no more conservatives, no more opposition, unfettered government that can do anything
00:01:24.340 it wants to do to us. Let's move on now to number two.
00:01:32.100 My fellow Canadians, number two may be an addendum to number one,
00:01:36.640 but I believe it's an important one and it should be in the top five.
00:01:43.060 when alberta leaves canada canada will finally be free of peer polyev we simply cannot have
00:01:51.220 political leaders in this country having open honest truthful discussions with american
00:01:57.580 podcasters freedom of speech like this cannot be condoned the sooner we pass more laws against this
00:02:05.200 the better. And without Alberta, it will make it easier. As a bonus, no more orchard apple munching.
00:02:14.400 Let's move on to number three.
00:02:19.560 As we get to number three on this list, my fellow Canadians, we really get to the heart
00:02:24.460 of why Alberta needs to leave Canada. If Alberta leaves, we can finally have the net zero dream
00:02:31.440 dear leader Mark Carney truly wants.
00:02:34.260 A relentless focus on net zero.
00:02:36.000 We can't meet our ultimate objectives, which is to get to net zero.
00:02:40.800 Alberta amounts for 35% of all CO2 emissions in Canada.
00:02:45.060 No more oil and gas pipelines, no more LNG.
00:02:48.100 Without Alberta, we are in compliance with the new world order.
00:02:51.940 For the new world order.
00:02:55.900 Albertans will be pleased as well.
00:02:58.740 The Eastern bastards will finally freeze in the dark.
00:03:02.760 It's a win-win.
00:03:04.800 And now number four.
00:03:09.280 Number four on this list is very serious.
00:03:12.440 The recent changes to MAID, Medical Assistance in Dying by Alberta Premier Daniel Smith,
00:03:19.160 is riled liberals all across this country.
00:03:22.060 How dare an Alberta politician? How dare a conservative politician? How dare Danielle
00:03:29.520 Smith protect children and people with mental health issues? We believe MAID must be a
00:03:34.720 compassionate option reserved only for those who will not recover from terminal illness.
00:03:40.060 It will limit MAID eligibility to circumstances where natural death is reasonably foreseeable
00:03:45.100 and recovery is not. It will prohibit MAID in Alberta for those under age 18 and for those
00:03:51.060 whose sole condition is a mental illness.
00:03:53.960 With Alberta gone, Canada can continue to increase the number of made deaths
00:03:57.880 and lower the eligibility standards.
00:03:59.680 With Alberta gone, we can save more money on the inefficient, expensive, socialized healthcare system.
00:04:06.180 I've even come up with a new motto for Canada's healthcare system.
00:04:10.200 More death care for a better future.
00:04:13.640 And now number five.
00:04:14.600 at number five my fellow canadians if canada can rid itself of alberta
00:04:22.960 we can end our dependence on its wealth the 25 billion dollars or more that alberta contributes
00:04:30.120 with equalization the 70 billion dollars or more that alberta provides to the federal government
00:04:35.620 in taxes without us having to return anything to alberta at all no more pesky requests for
00:04:41.800 lucrative oil and gas projects. No more denying hundreds of billions of dollars in projects to
00:04:48.060 hard-working Albertans. It is so annoying. And after decades of freeloading, the have-not
00:04:55.460 provinces will finally progress to a new title, the have-nones. Let's move on to an honorable mention.
00:05:04.300 and our honorable mention my fellow canadians might seem like a small thing but with five
00:05:14.260 million less people in the country all liberals will have more room for elbows up i wish i could
00:05:23.300 say this video is a parody but if you actually look deeper most of it is true if you like the
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