jonnyrawton - Be Unlyftable - v6cutyp

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00:06:28.000 The word is out, better treat me right, cause I'm the king of cellulite.

00:06:35.840 Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.

00:06:44.300 My zippers bust, my buckles break, I'm too much man for you to take.

00:06:52.220 The pavement cracks when I fall down, I've got more chills in Chinatown, but I never used 1.00

00:07:02.320 a phone booth, I never seen the toes, when I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rooms

00:07:09.120 because I'm fat, fat, I'm fat, come on, you know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know 0.93

00:07:17.860 I'm fat, fat, I'm fat, come on, you know, don't you call me pudgy, poorly or stout, just 0.97

00:07:24.180 tell me once again, who's fat? 0.97

00:07:26.240 No!

00:07:30.240 Ah!

00:07:33.520 When I walk out to get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale.

00:07:41.660 Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man, ah, I'm the only one, who gets a tan, ah, if I have

00:07:51.280 one more, quite a la mode, ah, I'm gonna need, my own zip code, ah, when you're only having

00:07:59.900 seconds, I'm having twenty-thirds, ah, when I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their

00:08:06.380 word because I'm fat, I'm fat, shim on, you know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

00:08:15.380 I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know, and my shadow weighs a 42 pounds, I'm gonna tell 0.85

00:08:22.080 you once again, who's fat? 0.73

00:08:24.700 Ah!

00:08:26.480 Ah!

00:08:27.880 Ah!

00:08:33.180 My ears, hang on one second, I have one more bunny ears.

00:08:35.580 Just a second, just relax.

00:08:38.100 Oh, no one gets to see me with no pants on, sorry guys.

00:08:41.480 Ah, come on, that's the whole part, that's the whole point of the stream. 0.99

00:08:44.640 I love my country, love my freedom, fuck well, baby, no, I don't need it. 0.99

00:08:51.620 Shotgun lace from the woods to the plate, ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late, 1.00

00:08:57.340 so come around here, son, running your mouth. 1.00

00:09:01.260 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:09:03.600 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:09:09.500 Just grab a sock like everybody else, you know? 1.00

00:09:15.360 A sock?

00:09:16.820 Nothing.

00:09:17.560 What'd you do?

00:09:19.000 Nothing.

00:09:19.860 My laptop is going really weird.

00:09:22.400 It's tunnel juice, I swear to God.

00:09:23.960 Or, or friendly neighborhood, CSIS, whoever. 0.99

00:09:30.980 I was really mad at a girl once I called her a cum sponge. 1.00

00:09:33.380 I ain't trying to be Billy Badass or talk shit. 0.99

00:09:36.640 I'm just saying, there's the line, don't cross it. 0.98

00:09:39.680 I got a red rider gun when I was three, so I don't run or hide from anything. 0.99

00:09:45.500 Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue collar boy from the south, the south. 0.99

00:09:49.860 Hey. 1.00

00:09:50.460 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:09:52.440 Love my country, love my freedom, fuck well, baby, no, I don't need it. 1.00

00:09:58.600 Shotgun lace from the woods to the plate, ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late. 1.00

00:10:04.240 So come around here, son, run in your mouth. 1.00

00:10:08.520 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:10:11.840 Oh, gee. 1.00

00:10:13.980 There you go. 1.00

00:10:14.900 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:10:18.240 Anyway. 1.00

00:10:19.760 Sorry.

00:10:20.580 Oh, y'all almost thought it was stork, sorry.

00:10:22.100 I forgot.

00:10:22.500 No pants.

00:10:24.760 See, one day on this stream, one day, it's gonna happen.

00:10:28.980 F-A-L-O-I-T-G, how this game go.

00:10:32.180 Different joints, same smoke.

00:10:33.520 Wake up, wear the same clothes, real redneck. 1.00

00:10:36.380 I'm a piece of white trash. 1.00

00:10:38.300 Blue collar boy, but my lady's high class. 1.00

00:10:40.960 Got the music way up loud, with a cigar in my mouth. 1.00

00:10:44.020 Fuck around and come find out, how we do it in the south. 1.00

00:10:48.240 And he said it like that, yes, okay. 1.00

00:10:52.040 Oh, no.

00:10:53.580 There we go.

00:10:57.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:00.000 For fuck's sake. 0.99

00:11:01.240 Ladies. 0.99

00:11:02.460 Wanna wrestle? 1.00

00:11:03.520 Man up, or sit your ass down. 0.99

00:11:08.840 We done talking. 1.00

00:11:10.280 Fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:11:11.860 Love my country, love my freedom. 1.00

00:11:14.900 Fuck well, baby, no, I don't need them. 1.00

00:11:18.020 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate. 1.00

00:11:20.820 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.

00:11:23.900 So come around here, son, running your mouth. 1.00

00:11:27.880 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:11:30.160 Oh. 1.00

00:11:31.240 Hi.

00:11:32.380 All right.

00:11:33.560 Hey, I guess you didn't see that, like, hey, I'm going to go for a quick smoke.

00:11:37.180 No.

00:11:37.320 And you were like.

00:11:38.400 No.

00:11:38.980 You're just like, on.

00:11:41.280 Yeah, just on.

00:11:42.280 That was awesome.

00:11:43.680 Thanks for.

00:11:44.700 Well, you had, like, forever.

00:11:46.600 It's 2-0-2.

00:11:51.280 Hey, everybody.

00:11:55.920 Welcome back to FAPO. 0.94

00:11:58.440 Yeah.

00:11:58.800 There we go.

00:11:59.700 Yeah, we're back.

00:12:08.760 They're paying attention.

00:12:10.220 And look who else is here.

00:12:12.220 Hey.

00:12:13.140 Jesus.

00:12:14.860 Somebody let him out of his cage. 0.99

00:12:17.260 No, I just woke up for fuck's sake, man. 1.00

00:12:19.440 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:12:20.920 Ben wants googly-eyed boobies, too.

00:12:23.860 Let's go.

00:12:25.320 I don't have googly-eyed boobies today.

00:12:27.160 Sorry.

00:12:27.380 Just regular boobies. 1.00

00:12:28.580 You have no idea how refreshing it is to see your boobs right now. 0.89

00:12:32.060 Because last night, I saw a National Geographic tip for, like, three hours. 0.89

00:12:35.160 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:12:35.800 Well, she was flashing her tits on stream and everything, man. 1.00

00:12:38.060 She had these little things on her nipples. 1.00

00:12:40.360 This big black chick. 1.00

00:12:41.200 She's 24 years old.

00:12:42.080 But she reminds me of that rapper that you just played there. 1.00

00:12:44.040 Fuck. 1.00

00:12:45.580 She was showing up. 1.00

00:12:46.500 And you just kept watching?

00:12:48.420 No.

00:12:49.020 No.

00:12:49.540 I wasn't.

00:12:50.140 I was doing this, man. 1.00

00:12:51.320 It's like fucking. 0.99

00:12:52.840 They thought it was hilarious. 1.00

00:12:54.320 It wasn't funny at all, man. 1.00

00:12:55.900 Fuck. 1.00

00:12:56.480 I can't. 1.00

00:12:56.660 There's a lot of questions.

00:12:57.440 I just remembered it. 1.00

00:12:58.580 Fuck. 1.00

00:13:00.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:01.120 There's definitely a lot of questions.

00:13:03.260 Well, it was L.C.'s channel last night.

00:13:05.380 He had this fucking black chick from the States on it. 1.00

00:13:07.260 She was fucking showing up her titties. 1.00

00:13:10.280 God damn. 1.00

00:13:10.960 All I can think of is National Geographic and Library when I was a kid. 1.00

00:13:14.320 Fuck. 1.00

00:13:14.640 That's what it looked like. 1.00

00:13:16.420 Oh.

00:13:17.200 Yeah.

00:13:17.480 Gravity is a pickle.

00:13:18.700 Actually.

00:13:18.980 Flap drag.

00:13:20.280 I got to see.

00:13:22.560 I got to see something that wasn't too great either. 0.96

00:13:25.360 That fat rapper. 0.90

00:13:26.480 There's like a picture of her where she's like completely pantless and she's so fat. 1.00

00:13:30.380 You can't even see anything except for the front bum.

00:13:33.060 Yeah.

00:13:33.360 You got to see anything.

00:13:33.940 No.

00:13:35.260 That's really disgusting.

00:13:36.160 Yeah.

00:13:36.460 Everything's covered.

00:13:38.160 Yeah.

00:13:38.660 It is.

00:13:38.940 Well, we might as well start with her.

00:13:40.340 I think Lyft is going to have to start offering these.

00:13:49.920 Right?

00:13:51.700 It's going to be about the only way you're going to get her into one. 0.58

00:13:56.600 There's the ones they have in England too that you can just pick up a car and lift it and put it in the back.

00:14:03.780 Yeah.

00:14:04.280 Right?

00:14:04.620 Like either way, you definitely need something heavy duty for her.

00:14:08.180 You got to have the crane, the little boom crane.

00:14:10.340 Well, it turns out, though, she is suing Lyft.

00:14:17.420 Yeah, she's suing Lyft because they wouldn't give her a ride. 0.91

00:14:20.080 She's not going to know, like.

00:14:20.820 Here's the clip.

00:14:22.640 It really hurt my feelings.

00:14:23.820 It looks like a Lyft might be hurting pretty soon too.

00:14:26.720 I knew it was illegal and I knew that it was wrong.

00:14:28.560 Her attorneys, John Marco and Zach Runyon, say weight is a protected characteristic in Michigan by law.

00:14:34.760 It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying,

00:14:37.720 you know, I don't want to have black people in my car or I don't want to have Christians in my car or Muslims in my car. 1.00

00:14:43.600 It's the same. 0.98

00:14:44.320 Under the law, it's the same.

00:14:45.520 The lawsuit is filed.

00:14:47.160 Since she posted the encounter on social media, other full-figured folks have reached out saying the same thing happened to them.

00:14:53.940 Well, okay, first, first, I feel like when that law was maybe written.

00:15:01.540 Oh, my chair.

00:15:03.140 I feel like when that law was maybe written, they were not taking into account the fact that humans at this point in history, society is now.

00:15:15.020 So, we have really, really heavy human beings and mostly like the size of like a livestock animal. 0.99

00:15:22.820 So, if you, you couldn't call a cab and expect them to take your cow to the vet without a fucking trailer. 0.99

00:15:32.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:33.100 So, what makes you think that she is plus 400?

00:15:37.900 But that's what I'm saying. 0.99

00:15:40.540 So, what makes you think that like that you would be able to get into something that wouldn't hold that weight capacity and that would be okay just because you don't want your fucking feelings hurt? 1.00

00:15:49.980 Get fucked. 1.00

00:15:51.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:51.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:52.460 Like, go fucking right there. 0.99

00:15:53.840 There's another video of her. 0.99

00:15:57.120 Yeah, there's another video of her that she's like sitting on the back of like an SUV.

00:16:02.640 And like pretty much takes up the entire opening of the back of the SUV.

00:16:10.320 It's pretty brutal.

00:16:12.760 I like, I don't understand how she would have been able to fit in the lift there.

00:16:18.100 Yeah.

00:16:20.220 I did also find this one too.

00:16:22.080 This is funny.

00:16:30.040 Like I said, I just woke up. 1.00

00:16:31.820 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:16:32.640 Her center of gravity is all fucked up because she's so fucking fat. 1.00

00:16:38.260 Right? 1.00

00:16:38.940 So, she just leans too far to one side.

00:16:40.820 I'm sure that caused an earthquake somewhere. 1.00

00:16:42.940 Tumbles over like fucking, what is it? 1.00

00:16:46.660 All the king's horses and all the king's men. 1.00

00:16:49.420 Humpty Dumpty.

00:16:50.660 Yeah.

00:16:52.040 Something like that.

00:16:52.980 Yeah, my brain works.

00:16:53.700 You think her lawyers are worried though?

00:16:55.340 Cause I, I, I'd be thinking if I, if I was one of her lawyers, I'd be worried that if we lose that case, she's going to eat us.

00:17:03.520 For real.

00:17:09.900 I mean, you saw them there.

00:17:11.280 They're tiny little things compared to her.

00:17:14.740 True that.

00:17:15.940 Hang on.

00:17:16.400 I was going to beat myself.

00:17:17.680 Right.

00:17:17.960 True in and left.

00:17:19.020 Better than both of them combined.

00:17:21.660 You know, now they'll have to change the rules for left.

00:17:24.060 Like they will.

00:17:24.740 Like after they get sued, they're going to be like, okay, now we're going to make it clear.

00:17:28.020 And they'll change their rules. 0.99

00:17:29.320 Cause they'll have to, to cover their ass for the future. 0.99

00:17:31.280 Right? 1.00

00:17:32.540 Yeah.

00:17:32.740 Yeah, well, they're going to have to entirely change their name to fork left. 1.00

00:17:42.940 Fuck. 0.99

00:17:44.960 It doesn't look like entropy is true though. 1.00

00:17:49.300 By the way.

00:17:50.300 Hey, Dum Dum. 0.94

00:17:51.780 No, no.

00:17:53.220 Yeah.

00:17:53.520 I don't know. 0.95

00:17:54.280 Like I fucking know what I'm doing with it. 0.88

00:17:56.140 I asked you and you said all I had to do was what I did and it didn't work. 0.99

00:18:00.740 So it's your fault.

00:18:01.440 So we'll, we'll have to figure that out on the next stream.

00:18:08.760 Right.

00:18:10.200 Okay.

00:18:10.680 Well then.

00:18:12.040 Okay.

00:18:12.540 Well then.

00:18:14.140 Um, define safely.

00:18:16.500 Cause I, I believe that they could, it's just a matter of, you have to make sure the

00:18:20.840 way is clear.

00:18:21.860 Right.

00:18:22.380 Because I mean, if they crash into something, then no.

00:18:25.920 Um, but if it's a clear path, then maybe.

00:18:31.440 I don't know.

00:18:32.080 Do you mean roll down a hill, like roll, like, like, yeah, yeah.

00:18:37.760 Just roll down the hill.

00:18:39.640 Yeah.

00:18:40.100 Right.

00:18:41.300 I mean, I guess it would also depend on the size of the hill because as she picks up speed, 0.91

00:18:45.820 that might cause, you know, some vibration in the earth.

00:18:51.020 I might start veering course and give them the blueberries, you know. 0.88

00:18:57.440 Yeah.

00:18:58.320 Maybe.

00:18:58.700 I'm just thinking of the, uh, what's happening?

00:19:01.160 I really don't understand it.

00:19:02.840 Shaq puts him in the tire and they roll him down the hill.

00:19:08.960 I've done that.

00:19:10.600 Adam Sandler movie.

00:19:11.720 That would have a deadly effect if it crashed into something. 1.00

00:19:16.960 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:19:18.640 Right. 1.00

00:19:18.940 Like just the tires on their own can fuck shit up. 0.99

00:19:21.500 Could you imagine her in the tire? 0.99

00:19:24.420 Eh.

00:19:25.120 It's a lot.

00:19:26.020 It's a lot.

00:19:28.020 All right.

00:19:28.740 I'd take down the trade centers.

00:19:35.860 You know it would. 1.00

00:19:37.000 Don't fucking. 0.99

00:19:38.220 Don't act like it wouldn't. 1.00

00:19:39.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:42.100 Right into the bottom of the fucking base, the foundation. 1.00

00:19:44.900 Skadoosh. 1.00

00:19:45.380 Right into the fucking foundation. 1.00

00:19:49.020 Skadoosh. 1.00

00:19:50.800 I think it'd be more than a skadoosh though.

00:19:53.400 Right?

00:19:53.620 I think skadoosh is.

00:19:56.260 And a.

00:19:58.660 No.

00:19:59.960 But anyway.

00:20:03.400 What's M.Dot saying there?

00:20:05.580 Centrifugal force.

00:20:07.360 The fat just trying to escape.

00:20:09.440 Yeah.

00:20:10.100 Right.

00:20:11.600 It would be unbelievable.

00:20:13.140 I just.

00:20:13.660 I.

00:20:14.060 I'm curious though.

00:20:15.120 If she's going to win that lawsuit. 0.99

00:20:17.140 It's super interesting.

00:20:18.500 And.

00:20:19.000 And.

00:20:19.220 The other thing I want to know.

00:20:21.260 Are they going to have.

00:20:22.760 Have to test.

00:20:24.180 If her weight.

00:20:25.320 Would have put stress on that car.

00:20:29.800 Yeah.

00:20:30.380 Yeah.

00:20:30.780 The court case itself should be interesting.

00:20:32.360 Yeah.

00:20:33.640 Yeah.

00:20:34.080 Right.

00:20:34.360 Because.

00:20:34.900 I would think you would have to test that somehow.

00:20:37.360 In order for her claims to be.

00:20:39.440 Dismissed or proven.

00:20:41.060 Right.

00:20:42.240 Yeah.

00:20:42.700 This might just set a precedent.

00:20:44.000 Can that car take.

00:20:45.080 Four hundred and eighty nine pounds.

00:20:47.900 In the passenger seat.

00:20:50.420 I mean.

00:20:50.700 Personally.

00:20:51.040 I don't think it should win in court.

00:20:52.540 But.

00:20:52.960 But it will.

00:20:53.940 Because.

00:20:55.940 Yeah.

00:20:56.400 She has the black card to play. 0.97

00:20:57.960 She's got the fat card to play. 0.83

00:21:00.040 Like.

00:21:00.520 I'm a victim. 1.00

00:21:01.320 Fucking. 1.00

00:21:01.800 Card to play. 1.00

00:21:02.520 Right.

00:21:03.120 Um.

00:21:04.460 She'll win.

00:21:05.900 Just on those reasons alone.

00:21:07.560 Which isn't.

00:21:08.300 Really just.

00:21:08.940 But.

00:21:11.880 Whatever.

00:21:12.420 Justice doesn't seem to have anything.

00:21:14.120 To do with it.

00:21:14.580 I would think though.

00:21:15.300 That.

00:21:18.980 I would.

00:21:19.500 I would think it's on her though.

00:21:20.740 To like.

00:21:21.180 Say.

00:21:21.480 Like.

00:21:21.660 I need a bigger vehicle.

00:21:23.360 Right.

00:21:23.840 Like.

00:21:23.960 Don't send.

00:21:24.920 Uh.

00:21:25.200 Like.

00:21:25.420 A small car.

00:21:26.720 Send.

00:21:27.080 Like.

00:21:27.300 A truck.

00:21:27.900 Or.

00:21:28.280 You know.

00:21:28.520 Something large enough.

00:21:31.160 Yeah.

00:21:31.700 Like.

00:21:31.940 She should have known.

00:21:32.500 They're going to show up.

00:21:32.940 With a Prius or something.

00:21:33.780 Goff.

00:21:34.540 How about that.

00:21:36.180 Yeah.

00:21:37.400 Can you see that?

00:21:40.740 No.

00:21:41.220 Well.

00:21:41.700 I.

00:21:41.980 I seen it on.

00:21:44.340 On my phone.

00:21:45.300 But I didn't.

00:21:45.980 I don't see it in here.

00:21:47.020 No. 1.00

00:21:47.900 Fuck. 1.00

00:21:48.420 Okay. 1.00

00:21:48.780 So it's not working. 1.00

00:21:49.880 But everybody tell Johnny to fuck off. 0.99

00:21:54.000 I'm wondering if maybe it has something to do with the chatting. 1.00

00:21:57.940 You fuck off. 1.00

00:21:58.860 How about that? 1.00

00:21:59.740 All right. 1.00

00:22:00.420 How about you fuck off and fix it? 1.00

00:22:02.220 That's your fucking job. 1.00

00:22:03.060 Just fucking because. 1.00

00:22:07.300 Shut up. 1.00

00:22:07.860 Shut up. 1.00

00:22:12.180 It's working for you guys. 1.00

00:22:13.700 But for some reason.

00:22:15.080 Our.

00:22:15.720 Our.

00:22:16.840 The back end is.

00:22:18.920 Being a partner right now.

00:22:21.960 Yeah.

00:22:23.280 Yeah.

00:22:24.420 I don't know why the super chats aren't showing up here.

00:22:27.160 It's weird.

00:22:27.320 Yeah.

00:22:27.520 I'm wondering if we need to do the.

00:22:31.020 I might have to redo the chat API.

00:22:33.540 That might be why.

00:22:34.360 I don't know.

00:22:34.860 But that doesn't make much sense either though.

00:22:37.000 Because the chat still comes through.

00:22:38.600 So I have no. 0.97

00:22:40.240 I don't fucking understand it either. 0.97

00:22:42.460 I'll figure it out. 0.98

00:22:43.140 Anyway.

00:22:43.520 We're going to figure it out.

00:22:44.300 I'll figure it out.

00:22:45.800 Do better.

00:22:48.660 Yeah.

00:22:49.120 Right.

00:22:49.440 That's good. 1.00

00:22:49.900 You got to fuck on for better results. 1.00

00:22:54.580 Can't be fucking off. 1.00

00:22:55.540 I got to warm up my coffee. 0.99

00:22:56.780 I'll be right back.

00:22:57.300 It just doesn't work that way.

00:22:59.480 I'll be right back.

00:23:01.720 Thanks.

00:23:03.660 She's never ready.

00:23:04.980 Right.

00:23:05.280 Chris.

00:23:05.960 I couldn't tell if she was wearing pants there or not. 0.98

00:23:07.860 Was she.

00:23:08.000 I had my coffee.

00:23:09.460 It's warm.

00:23:11.400 I got the same beer I had last night.

00:23:14.380 Well, we know you were looking.

00:23:18.760 I cracked this open at.

00:23:21.120 What?

00:23:21.640 Seven this morning. 1.00

00:23:22.820 Fucking. 1.00

00:23:23.960 I was up. 1.00

00:23:24.320 I pulled another all-nighter, man. 0.99

00:23:25.520 For fuck's sake. 1.00

00:23:28.540 Fuck. 1.00

00:23:30.220 God damn it. 1.00

00:23:31.360 Of course. 0.99

00:23:32.740 I sort of did.

00:23:33.660 Like I passed out.

00:23:35.060 I was watching Edgy.

00:23:36.480 Fell asleep.

00:23:38.000 And then I woke up at like 1230.

00:23:41.040 And then I just couldn't get back to sleep.

00:23:46.660 Yeah, it happened.

00:23:48.440 That's been.

00:23:48.980 That's been like my entire week.

00:23:50.840 Really.

00:23:51.620 I'll pass out early.

00:23:53.000 And then wake up at like one in the morning. 0.99

00:23:55.020 Why the fucking wake? 0.99

00:23:56.460 Be like. 1.00

00:23:56.960 Yeah.

00:23:57.140 Let's do that.

00:23:57.700 Let's do that.

00:23:58.200 Let's do that with Ray's dream or whatever.

00:23:59.880 It's a good time.

00:24:00.860 Let's fall asleep.

00:24:01.680 And then wake up at midnight.

00:24:03.040 It's like. 0.99

00:24:03.240 For fuck's sake. 1.00

00:24:03.920 Now I'm why the fucking wake now. 1.00

00:24:05.140 Shit. 1.00

00:24:06.380 Fucking. 1.00

00:24:06.980 What are you going to do? 1.00

00:24:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:10.040 While we're waiting for a fucking. 1.00

00:24:13.120 While we're waiting for never on time. 1.00

00:24:14.940 Never prepared.

00:24:16.940 Finally.

00:24:17.580 You know.

00:24:17.920 You know how.

00:24:18.740 The Jeets have taken over the security. 1.00

00:24:21.860 Right.

00:24:22.180 There's finally a Jeet that got somebody out of the store.

00:24:24.720 But.

00:24:25.840 The method is a little.

00:24:27.620 I don't know. 1.00

00:24:28.140 Slap the shit out of you. 1.00

00:24:49.520 What the fuck was that? 1.00

00:24:50.520 It's the fucking Jeet slapper 5000 right there. 1.00

00:24:55.500 It's your rubber arms there. 1.00

00:24:56.960 Fucking. 1.00

00:24:57.420 That was hilarious. 1.00

00:24:59.480 It was a lot.

00:25:00.600 All right.

00:25:01.820 No.

00:25:02.760 Now imagine the guy he's kicking out there actually knew how to fight. 1.00

00:25:06.100 That guy'd be fucked. 1.00

00:25:07.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:09.340 Yeah.

00:25:09.640 Can we get Chris to pass out on stream here?

00:25:18.260 Yeah.

00:25:18.620 I could.

00:25:19.020 Yeah.

00:25:19.220 He did. 1.00

00:25:24.500 Fucking slappers. 1.00

00:25:26.020 These. 1.00

00:25:27.020 Seek slappers. 1.00

00:25:28.600 That's what they are.

00:25:30.220 Who does that?

00:25:30.820 Seek slappers. 1.00

00:25:32.620 It's.

00:25:33.060 It's.

00:25:33.440 It's so feminine. 0.99

00:25:34.580 I don't know.

00:25:34.920 Do we want to get into that?

00:25:36.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:37.420 I'm going to fucking skadoosh you. 1.00

00:25:39.160 Does he slap his hair too? 1.00

00:25:40.540 He's slapping full hair and fucking. 1.00

00:25:43.340 What the fuck was that, man? 1.00

00:25:44.920 Probably. 1.00

00:25:46.540 Skadoosh.

00:25:46.900 You guaranteed pull your hair.

00:25:52.360 Those were some brutal slaps though.

00:25:54.060 I can tell you that.

00:25:56.500 You know.

00:25:57.200 I feel like I need some.

00:25:58.460 Really?

00:25:59.100 Really, Peppermint?

00:25:59.840 Peel socks for my chair. 0.87

00:26:01.620 Gross, you guys. 0.94

00:26:06.020 You need what? 1.00

00:26:08.160 I need wheel chocks for my chair because the fucking. 1.00

00:26:11.380 My house is so slanted that my chair. 0.99

00:26:14.680 As I'm sitting here, that's why I roll.

00:26:16.640 That's why I move all the time.

00:26:17.960 And I have to constantly pull myself back because I roll away from my desk.

00:26:23.660 If I don't hold on. 0.99

00:26:26.480 That's why I'm saying I need a new fucking chair. 1.00

00:26:31.160 Fuck. 1.00

00:26:31.620 That big chick last night fell out of her chair and then she died because she went. 1.00

00:26:35.400 She was laughing and she went, boom, timber. 1.00

00:26:37.560 And she was out of the screen for the longest time.

00:26:39.260 Like, how much you check on her, man?

00:26:40.420 Did she hit her head and die? 1.00

00:26:41.480 Like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:26:43.120 Of course not. 1.00

00:26:43.680 She got back on there and she's, man, she's showing her tits and trying on different outfits 1.00

00:26:47.520 and stuff. 0.99

00:26:48.020 And she had like.

00:26:48.660 Amazing. 1.00

00:26:48.980 She had stickers on her nipples so she wouldn't, he wouldn't get fucking porn bombs or whatever. 1.00

00:26:53.560 But I don't need to see that shit, man. 1.00

00:26:56.540 She was changing outfits? 1.00

00:26:58.240 Yeah, she was showing us all her lingerie and stuff. 1.00

00:27:02.020 You know, fuck it. 1.00

00:27:03.420 I don't. 1.00

00:27:04.180 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:27:04.780 For free? 1.00

00:27:06.200 Yeah.

00:27:07.080 Right?

00:27:08.340 Yeah.

00:27:08.920 Well.

00:27:09.120 Listen, if anybody wants, I'm not giving anything away for free. 0.98

00:27:15.680 I will fucking tell you that right now. 0.97

00:27:18.500 But holy moly. 1.00

00:27:20.100 I can spare your phone, but she had that fucking flapjack titties, man. 1.00

00:27:24.160 Like, down to, no. 1.00

00:27:25.300 Fuck. 1.00

00:27:25.700 I don't. 1.00

00:27:26.420 God damn it, man. 0.99

00:27:27.720 That's why they were free. 0.99

00:27:29.560 I wish I'd have forgotten. 0.98

00:27:30.620 I just, I fucking, something. 0.98

00:27:32.940 Oh, it reminded me of that last night, man. 0.99

00:27:35.800 That's fucking what it was. 1.00

00:27:36.980 Fuck. 1.00

00:27:39.120 I'm going to get off the internet. 1.00

00:27:40.320 Jesus. 0.99

00:27:41.060 That's, that's, that's fucking brutal. 0.99

00:27:44.520 Yeah, you do. 0.98

00:27:45.320 If that's what you're watching, absolutely.

00:27:47.480 You need off the internet.

00:27:49.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:50.100 Fuck. 1.00

00:27:51.700 I feel like I should just cover a bunch of the train wreck. 1.00

00:27:54.440 I don't believe that.

00:27:55.320 I don't think I can even do this shirt up if I wanted to.

00:27:57.560 No, do it.

00:27:58.120 I'm not, don't get all self-conscious now.

00:28:00.300 It's great clean.

00:28:01.040 Oh.

00:28:01.800 Oh, I'm not self-conscious.

00:28:03.600 I'll lean it.

00:28:04.380 I'll lean it down a bit there.

00:28:06.320 Yeah, awesome.

00:28:06.920 See, that's better.

00:28:07.860 That's, that's, that's refreshing.

00:28:09.800 That's, that's much more refreshing from what I saw last night. 1.00

00:28:12.480 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:28:14.040 Oh. 1.00

00:28:14.680 It's all just, it's all just trickery.

00:28:16.300 That's a palate cleanser for me.

00:28:18.540 It's a palate cleanser.

00:28:20.400 Right. 1.00

00:28:21.300 Fuck. 1.00

00:28:21.700 Like, I love boobs, man. 1.00

00:28:24.420 But I just, those just brought me back to the old National Geographic days, man. 0.99

00:28:28.000 Fucking 1983. 0.98

00:28:30.740 Ooh. 1.00

00:28:31.920 Ooh. 0.94

00:28:33.020 You realize that that's where boobs end up, right? 0.99

00:28:37.320 National Geographic days. 0.52

00:28:38.140 That's brutal.

00:28:38.920 Yeah.

00:28:39.160 Like, it doesn't matter what we do.

00:28:40.620 If they're real, they're going to go.

00:28:42.080 I suppose.

00:28:45.420 Not everyone.

00:28:46.100 Not all of them.

00:28:48.100 Some of them.

00:28:48.640 I can assure you that mine are not due north anymore.

00:28:53.680 Not surface to air? 0.99

00:28:54.820 Fucking. 0.99

00:28:55.540 Definitely not. 0.99

00:28:57.480 So, don't be under any misconceptions.

00:29:03.360 It's the unfortunate part of your gravity and age.

00:29:06.960 Yeah.

00:29:07.500 That's right.

00:29:11.400 I do all the things.

00:29:12.000 Speaking of gravity, actually.

00:29:13.240 All of the things.

00:29:13.760 There's a.

00:29:14.520 They stay at all.

00:29:16.640 Speaking of gravity, here's a good segue. 1.00

00:29:19.240 Fucking sports bros. 0.99

00:29:21.140 Love them. 1.00

00:29:22.660 Apparently, apparently the Philadelphia Eagles must have won a football game or something.

00:29:27.480 Uh, so, this is how one fan decided that, uh, he'd celebrate that.

00:29:32.920 Ah!

00:29:37.940 Oh, he's dead.

00:29:40.420 Oh, did he go in his head? 1.00

00:29:42.660 Probably split his fucking bag wide open on that side. 1.00

00:29:44.760 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:29:45.720 On the way down.

00:29:47.800 Yeah.

00:29:48.200 No, he's dead.

00:29:51.900 I guess that's the last playoff game he's ever going to see.

00:29:55.180 Yeah, there you go.

00:29:55.780 Is that, like, your Horatio Cain comment?

00:29:59.880 My sports ball.

00:30:04.740 Someone might be seriously.

00:30:07.000 Come on, buddy. 1.00

00:30:07.820 I just can't believe the stupidity of it, though. 1.00

00:30:10.300 Right? 1.00

00:30:15.240 Yeah. 0.96

00:30:15.840 Let me climb that pole to the very, very top so I can drop and die.

00:30:19.980 Why not?

00:30:21.240 Um, yeah.

00:30:23.300 Oh, there we go.

00:30:25.780 My kids drank him away.

00:30:27.600 Kids drank him away.

00:30:29.400 Nothing crawled out of me, so.

00:30:30.920 It happens.

00:30:32.200 I can assure you, though, that it was, there's still, yeah, whatever, it's still not the same.

00:30:39.520 Unfortunately.

00:30:40.320 Oh.

00:30:41.420 Anyway.

00:30:43.260 It's fun stuff.

00:30:44.220 It is what it is.

00:30:45.880 Worst crowd surf ever.

00:30:47.600 I suppose you could go with that.

00:30:49.040 It's certainly his last touchdown.

00:30:53.620 Okay.

00:30:56.060 You guys.

00:30:57.360 I thought about letting you know where I was last night, what stream I was on. 0.99

00:31:04.040 It's like, Johnny, some of these fucking pubs I go to, I tell you. 1.00

00:31:08.540 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:31:10.900 Oh, I don't doubt that. 1.00

00:31:16.220 I can't, yeah, I, listen, I.

00:31:18.180 I don't doubt that.

00:31:19.240 I'm all for doing whatever you want on your own streams and do it.

00:31:22.560 Like, listen, the internet is, it is a wild and wonderful place.

00:31:27.920 You can pretty much see whatever you want, but I feel like there's a time and a place

00:31:32.520 for everything, really. 0.98

00:31:34.220 And, I mean, I guess there's people that show their dick on the internet and change their 0.93

00:31:37.600 outfits and whatever, but, again, I feel like if you can get paid for that, like, why 0.98

00:31:42.140 wouldn't you get paid for it?

00:31:43.360 Why give that away?

00:31:45.860 Make some money, honey.

00:31:47.880 She was just getting attention.

00:31:48.980 I mean, she's 24. 1.00

00:31:56.960 I don't think many are paying to see some penis, though. 1.00

00:32:01.700 Pardon? 0.99

00:32:04.440 24 and got the National Geographic ones?

00:32:06.620 What?

00:32:07.060 Really?

00:32:07.540 You have to go out and go back in or close one of your Chrome tabs, because that's annoying.

00:32:15.120 God, you're annoying.

00:32:17.820 What about that?

00:32:18.980 Here, I'm trying.

00:32:20.080 Chris, tell him.

00:32:22.660 Okay, I'm back.

00:32:23.980 Thank you.

00:32:27.880 You're still here?

00:32:28.960 It's Johnny's internet.

00:32:31.380 What?

00:32:32.440 We have to fix his internet or something, because it lags.

00:32:37.000 Yeah.

00:32:37.640 And then he gets, like, yeah, he gets, like, 15 seconds behind. 0.79

00:32:41.760 And it's so fucking irritating, because we're talking. 0.98

00:32:44.160 And he's still answering us from fucking 10 seconds before. 0.99

00:32:48.220 Right. 0.99

00:32:50.080 Like, how fucking annoying is that? 0.95

00:32:52.620 I don't have the patience for that. 0.97

00:32:54.420 I told him yesterday.

00:32:55.280 I was like, I can't do this.

00:32:58.520 Anyway.

00:32:59.520 You know me.

00:33:00.760 Yeah, you don't like the rumble cam.

00:33:01.880 No, but we changed the platform again, and went back to using StreamYard again.

00:33:13.160 Yeah, that's what, yeah, I noticed that, yeah. 0.96

00:33:14.620 So you get a wider angle camera shit, right?

00:33:17.200 Yeah, and a couple of the other things that we had before. 0.87

00:33:20.000 It's just, I've always used this one, so it's easier for me.

00:33:24.220 Johnny doesn't care. 0.99

00:33:25.000 He doesn't give a shit, but. 1.00

00:33:30.080 Yeah, no, I don't. 1.00

00:33:33.440 Yeah, see?

00:33:35.020 That's better.

00:33:35.700 Did I load that one?

00:33:38.220 Did I load that video or not?

00:33:42.560 No, there's a video I have.

00:33:45.240 I just, no, I didn't load it either. 0.99

00:33:46.840 That was kind of fucking dumb. 0.98

00:33:48.800 Let's bring that in here. 1.00

00:33:52.320 Oh, my God.

00:33:53.240 I thought I had it.

00:33:54.100 Let me grab that up, and we can play that.

00:33:59.400 All right. 0.99

00:34:00.560 A botched fucking jewelry store robbery in Markham. 1.00

00:34:04.980 Again. 1.00

00:34:08.300 Suspects are of the usual.

00:34:13.140 Persuasion.

00:34:20.000 Yeah, something like that. 0.98

00:34:21.380 Well, this one's actually kind of funny, though, because they're retards. 1.00

00:34:24.100 And showed up. 0.73

00:34:25.700 So, there's two cars.

00:34:27.100 One was acting as a lookout.

00:34:29.480 Another one pulled up to the jewelry store and dropped off four suspects, who all jumped

00:34:34.020 out with sledgehammers and garbage bags.

00:34:37.800 Approached the jewelry store.

00:34:39.300 Found out it was closed.

00:34:40.560 Which, that in itself thwarted a robbery attempt.

00:34:45.820 And somehow, police got called.

00:34:47.660 And then they ended up all getting nabbed.

00:34:52.280 Well, there's actually loads here. 1.00

00:34:54.780 For being idiots. 1.00

00:34:56.000 That's awesome. 1.00

00:34:56.040 I do have the York Regional Police fucking helicopter footage. 0.96

00:35:01.320 Yeah, at least, like, isn't the jewelry in the case the fake stuff? 0.98

00:35:07.760 Yeah, a lot of it is. 0.99

00:35:09.000 A lot of it is fake shit up front. 1.00

00:35:11.600 You know? 0.99

00:35:15.100 The display stuff seems to be fake, yeah.

00:35:17.080 In some cases, it can be fake.

00:35:22.600 But in some cases, I guess it depends on the store, I think.

00:35:25.580 But I think more are probably going to start putting fake stuff in.

00:35:32.240 Yeah, since they're all getting robbed every day.

00:35:35.400 Seems to be the norm.

00:35:37.320 Didn't do.

00:35:38.540 Didn't do.

00:35:38.860 Or bitten.

00:35:42.580 And robbed.

00:35:44.600 Didn't do nothing.

00:35:45.460 Biting him as a distraction while everybody else was thieving.

00:35:50.220 Like, argh, I didn't see nothing over here.

00:35:52.920 Right?

00:35:53.660 The funny thing is, when people were showing me that, I was like, yeah, that's peak Hamilton. 0.98

00:35:57.740 Like, that's been going on for 20 fucking years in Hamilton. 0.92

00:36:00.760 Go to King and Caroline on a Saturday night at 3 a.m. 1.00

00:36:04.300 Fuck. 1.00

00:36:05.200 There's people fucking outside the Tim Whartons that'll fucking bite you. 1.00

00:36:09.400 Fucking zombies. 1.00

00:36:10.940 Right? 1.00

00:36:11.300 Like, it is pretty funny, though, that it was a gang of fucking muzzy ladies that are fucking... 1.00

00:36:18.540 All right, here we go. 1.00

00:36:19.720 Finally.

00:36:22.040 Fighting people.

00:36:24.760 Yeah, Chris is probably out there trying to get bit.

00:36:28.000 Yeah.

00:36:30.840 If you get bit, do you turn into a muzzy gypsy? 1.00

00:36:33.980 Right?

00:36:34.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:37.080 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:36:37.900 I didn't have to throw my bingo card for 2025 that we're going to get bit by muzzy gypsies. 1.00

00:36:46.220 Or muzzy gypsy females. 1.00

00:36:48.800 Watch out, Chris.

00:36:49.780 All right.

00:36:50.000 So now that it's finally loaded.

00:36:56.120 All right.

00:36:56.760 Now that it's finally loaded, though, here's York Regional making the arrest.

00:37:02.100 They're out, Kyle.

00:37:05.840 They're out by the BMO entrance.

00:37:07.740 They're walking third through the lot. 0.98

00:37:10.680 Garbage bags in their hands.

00:37:12.400 All right. 0.75

00:37:12.640 Let's get over.

00:37:13.460 Three males.

00:37:14.460 One's wearing a puffy coat.

00:37:16.920 All have hoods up.

00:37:18.880 Slow and low.

00:37:20.640 Waiting on the side street.

00:37:23.640 Northbound going to U45.

00:37:29.620 Cinch up.

00:37:30.160 Blue, blue, blue.

00:37:52.060 Okay.

00:37:52.600 Full pursuit southbound along Corvette.

00:37:54.380 Custody in the lot there.

00:37:58.040 The other one is in custody under a tree near to where the Civic had parked on the south side of the building.

00:38:09.760 Okay, Frankie.

00:38:10.960 Takedown happened.

00:38:12.040 Looks like everybody's in custody.

00:38:13.500 There's no way.

00:38:25.060 That must have been their fifth attempt at a jewelry store because there's no way.

00:38:28.080 There is still one guy.

00:38:29.340 No, it's the way the cops moved in on them.

00:38:33.960 Like, just like that.

00:38:35.040 Boom.

00:38:35.160 There's still one guy.

00:38:36.720 Or that was their third or fourth stop on their list, right?

00:38:40.380 For the cops to have the helicopter in the air and the teams just blocked them all in like that.

00:38:45.340 That was well-coordinated, by the way.

00:38:47.500 But that wasn't their first jewelry store.

00:38:49.280 That must have been, like, number three or four or five on their list that they've already hit, right?

00:38:53.880 They were watching those guys.

00:38:54.940 No, that was the only one.

00:38:56.280 It was just police were called.

00:38:58.340 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:00.280 Police were called because, obviously, they were probably trying to get into the closed jewelry store.

00:39:05.060 And then that's what – because this is the second time now that York Regionals brought the helicopter in.

00:39:10.280 They're two for two, as far as I know, when it comes to bringing in the helicopter.

00:39:15.660 How they boxed them in, though, man.

00:39:17.740 Like, that was like a –

00:39:18.460 Yeah, YRP, though, is really –

00:39:21.400 They have the – like, they have the terrorist crimes unit and all of that.

00:39:25.920 Like, they're pretty – they have a lot of trained – that's – 0.99

00:39:30.240 They have a lot of trained assholes that do that there. 0.99

00:39:35.020 I may or may not have had some assholes with IRB like that. 0.99

00:39:38.660 So, they're – I feel like they do that a lot. 0.98

00:39:42.920 Five people, including a 14-year-old, facing several charges after a bunched robbery attempt at a jewelry store in Markham.

00:39:51.500 Police in York Region say two vehicles arrived at the store in Denison Street and Kennedy Road area just before 530.

00:39:58.660 They say four suspects emerged from one of the vehicles carrying sledgehammers and garbage bags – that's fancy – and approached the store.

00:40:07.540 However, they were unable to get inside as it had closed for the day.

00:40:11.940 Police say with the assistance of the K-9 and air support units, two vehicles were contained.

00:40:18.740 Some of the suspects attempted to flee on foot but were captured.

00:40:22.840 And, of course, the names – Newman Kahn, Tyrese Morgan, and there was a 15-year-old and a 14-year-old as well.

00:40:35.000 Another 17-year-old as well.

00:40:37.540 Yep. 0.99

00:40:39.080 That's when – that's peak shithead time. 0.98

00:40:42.420 That age. 1.00

00:40:45.200 And that's got to suck, too. 1.00

00:40:46.660 Like, you didn't even – like, you didn't even get into the fucking jewelry store. 1.00

00:40:53.900 Like, you completely fucked it up. 1.00

00:40:55.800 Right, but when you have 15-, 16-year-old kids hanging out with guys, you know, they're in their 20s, 30s even, you know, the usual fucking low-life bullshit fucking parties they go to. 1.00

00:41:08.140 The older guys are telling them, like, I can't go out and do what you can do because I'll go to jail for fucking five, six years. 0.99

00:41:14.760 You'll only get a slap on the wrist. 0.98

00:41:15.900 So they're setting up the young kids, like, go big or stay home.

00:41:18.720 Don't be stealing candy bars. 0.99

00:41:19.860 Like, fucking go out and – because you'll only get charged as a juvie, right? 1.00

00:41:23.380 So they encourage the youth to go out and pull these fucking things, man, fucking – because the older guys can't do it because they'll go to do 10 years or something, right? 1.00

00:41:33.800 Whereas they'll just get probation. 1.00

00:41:35.480 They'll be back in the street if they're not already. 1.00

00:41:39.520 Fuck. 1.00

00:41:39.880 Yeah, right? 1.00

00:41:44.580 70 IQ max.

00:41:46.480 That sounds about right.

00:41:55.200 Well, they're definitely not –

00:41:56.380 I just – I think –

00:41:58.420 No, the funniest, though, is that they just – they didn't even get anything, right? 0.95

00:42:03.400 Imagine going and fucking something up and still getting arrested for it. 0.96

00:42:06.500 Well, I'm sure they got caught with a prohibited fucking something or other, right? 0.98

00:42:12.960 Like, I'm sure they were packing. 0.98

00:42:17.180 Actually, I do believe one guy – one guy, I believe, did have a gun.

00:42:21.940 Yeah.

00:42:23.000 I do recall reading the one story where it showed that he did have a gun, but I think the teenagers are already out on bail.

00:42:32.420 Yeah.

00:42:33.080 Of course.

00:42:34.280 I was going to say, the only guy doing time is getting a gun.

00:42:36.500 Yeah.

00:42:38.280 Yeah.

00:42:39.660 Well, and that's the other thing, right?

00:42:41.520 Because, I mean, it's not like anybody gets any big sentences anymore or anything like that.

00:42:46.700 Like, everybody's just fucking let out onto the street immediately, regardless of whatever it was.

00:42:52.780 They get bail all the time. 0.62

00:42:53.880 Like, we actually have – what did they call it?

00:43:01.900 There was an incident where SWAT went into somebody's place here in town yesterday.

00:43:07.940 And the unit they called it, it was called ROPE.

00:43:13.200 Repeat Offender – I can't remember what the P and the E stand for. 0.99

00:43:19.940 But, like, it's hilarious to me that you actually have to have a fucking unit to go after repeat offenders. 0.99

00:43:29.600 Like, how about we just deal with them correctly in the courts in the first fucking place? 0.99

00:43:34.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:35.080 Enough of the liberal judges, man. 1.00

00:43:38.500 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:43:40.400 Enough of the liberal judges. 1.00

00:43:43.800 How about we give them the ROPE instead of the ROPE unit?

00:43:48.520 Yeah.

00:43:48.880 Right?

00:43:52.760 That could definitely work better.

00:43:55.160 Well, I mean, like, I know I got off –

00:43:57.720 It's just out on me.

00:43:58.960 When I was a teenager, when I was a juvie, I got let off kind of easy.

00:44:03.340 I would slap on the wrist. 0.99

00:44:04.220 I've had that shit happen. 1.00

00:44:05.360 Like, even I had judges say, boys will be boys. 1.00

00:44:07.780 But that fucking went out the window. 0.98

00:44:09.040 Okay, but there's a – 0.99

00:44:09.980 Yeah, but there's a big difference in being, you know, getting a lenient sentence, say, on your first fucking offense, right? 0.88

00:44:22.280 And depending on what that offense is as well, because obviously that's a factor, too.

00:44:27.680 But, I mean, after you have continuously shown that you are just going to continue to be arrested and continue to be committing crimes at what point? 1.00

00:44:36.640 Are we like, well, okay, well, fuck you. 1.00

00:44:39.640 You're no longer eligible for bail. 1.00

00:44:41.420 You're just going to fucking sit and rot. 1.00

00:44:44.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:47.420 Yeah, well, juvie jail is a bit of a joke.

00:44:51.980 Because to some kids, man, like, if, you know, some kids, a group home is, like, better than their home home, right?

00:44:58.400 They eat better.

00:44:59.020 They got better clothes. 0.99

00:45:00.060 It's fucking better. 0.98

00:45:02.160 Absolutely. 0.98

00:45:03.720 So, it's not really punishment.

00:45:05.120 It's like a vacation.

00:45:06.180 Which kind of thing, right?

00:45:08.200 But when you get to be an adult, then you go to adults.

00:45:10.440 Well, I don't know.

00:45:11.800 I don't know.

00:45:15.720 I wouldn't necessarily call it a vacation, but I would say that, I mean, it's certainly a little bit better than what they're used to, and maybe they might need that.

00:45:26.020 But it is a tough one, because there are people that do get what we like to refer to as institutionalized, right?

00:45:34.860 They just can't make it out in the real world and have to constantly go back to jail.

00:45:38.880 Yeah.

00:45:39.240 Yeah, I know some people like that.

00:45:45.260 Yeah. 0.57

00:45:45.620 And then there's people like Chris who are just institutionally gay, which just means when they're on the inside. 0.92

00:45:52.300 Gay? 0.98

00:45:53.200 Nothing on the inside. 1.00

00:45:56.280 No inside shit. 1.00

00:45:58.120 Oh. 1.00

00:45:58.540 I can't help it.

00:46:02.620 We have to hide Billy over.

00:46:03.880 What's this?

00:46:07.800 Onto the plane?

00:46:08.700 Yeah, actually, we can get onto that right now. 0.87

00:46:11.540 I got a little bit of video and shit for that. 0.92

00:46:14.960 Hey, PS. 0.96

00:46:16.880 What?

00:46:18.660 Not you.

00:46:19.500 Stewie, check your messages.

00:46:20.360 Don't do it.

00:46:24.460 It's a trap. 1.00

00:46:26.800 Fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

00:46:27.420 I guarantee it. 1.00

00:46:29.520 Fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

00:46:30.740 There's no question in my mind. 1.00

00:46:32.600 It's a trap.

00:46:33.440 Don't do it.

00:46:35.540 Anyway, what's going on, Tom? 0.98

00:46:37.540 So, yeah, that fucking crash is pretty fucking interesting. 0.98

00:46:42.840 The Blackhawk helicopter colliding in with the CRJ and, I believe, 67 people is what they're saying is the death toll right now. 0.99

00:46:55.060 Well, the seat capacity on the jet, I think, is 65, and there's three people on the helicopter, I think.

00:47:02.880 So, they're dead.

00:47:03.820 Yeah.

00:47:04.320 Yeah.

00:47:05.160 And I heard them.

00:47:05.960 You can hear the scanner.

00:47:06.620 So, this is the, uh...

00:47:08.840 You can hear the scanner.

00:47:10.460 Right.

00:47:10.680 Well, this is...

00:47:12.120 I found them all sitting in their seatbelts still attached.

00:47:14.540 Do we have the passenger manifest yet?

00:47:16.240 Has anybody found the passenger manifest?

00:47:19.540 Uh, that I'm not sure.

00:47:21.480 I'm not entirely sure there.

00:47:23.040 But this is the, uh, this is the one shot that is from the webcam, uh, that looks towards...

00:47:29.680 Yeah, that's when I seen that.

00:47:32.300 Skadoosh.

00:47:35.520 Yeah, that jet was on a final approach, and that helicopter just flies right into it, man.

00:47:40.680 Well, and you can see how long, too, right?

00:47:49.700 That's a big splash.

00:47:50.360 Like, it looks like it had all day to get out of the way.

00:47:55.100 Well, it's on its final approach.

00:47:56.540 I don't think they were really paying attention to...

00:47:58.840 Well, both of those things have black boxes as well, right?

00:48:01.500 So, they'll be...

00:48:02.080 No, I'm not talking about the plane.

00:48:04.380 The plane didn't need to get out of the way.

00:48:06.220 It's the helicopter.

00:48:07.000 The helicopter is where it wasn't supposed to be.

00:48:10.640 Yeah.

00:48:11.760 You're in a flight path, man.

00:48:12.960 Right?

00:48:13.260 And here's, here's actually...

00:48:14.220 This is another view.

00:48:17.240 Yeah, this is another view.

00:48:18.520 It actually comes from a dash cam.

00:48:19.960 What happened?

00:48:25.300 Oh, my God.

00:48:26.620 Oh, my God.

00:48:28.480 What color is it?

00:48:30.520 It's blue.

00:48:32.260 It's blue.

00:48:33.280 Stop.

00:48:33.960 What happened?

00:48:34.500 Oh, my God.

00:48:35.680 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:48:39.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:48:39.920 It's blue. 0.99

00:48:41.480 It's blue.

00:48:42.460 Stop.

00:48:43.060 What happened?

00:48:43.860 Oh, my God.

00:48:45.020 Oh, my God.

00:48:45.880 yeah look like the helicopter was in a blind spot those piles that's crazy

00:48:50.620 well no but they don't need to though that's that's my point they're the ones that are actually

00:48:59.780 supposed to be there the helicopter is not right it is on the helicopter to not get in the way of

00:49:06.640 the plane because the plane is landing on the runway yeah it's already established clear so it

00:49:12.340 it has nothing to do with the pilot yeah but and the other thing is there's another video i have

00:49:20.320 this might this i can't remember if it includes uh any other footage of the the actual wreck but

00:49:25.760 this is basically like a shot of like the radar kind of showing the flight path

00:49:30.160 and like it just looks like it's got all day there right but and they have the theory towards it i

00:49:52.140 i know but there's things because the plane's going for a landing that's he's on he's on the

00:49:56.580 roundabout they're going for a landing right yeah they both look like they're going towards each

00:50:00.540 other like the helicopter is going towards the the flight path of the plane yeah looks like it's aiming

00:50:08.760 yeah wow well i know in uh was it uh donald trump had a tweet that what he was questioning

00:50:22.660 um is allegedly air traffic control was only asking the the pilots of the blackhawk if they could see

00:50:31.160 the plane they did not instruct them to like move or pick a different course or anything they just

00:50:37.680 kept on asking um if they saw the plane apparently i know that the blackhawk did not have its transponder

00:50:45.260 on either they claim it was doing training exercises but well they haven't i mean looking at it it's i

00:50:54.440 i don't know they have they have there's a sit there's there's tcast there's all these things

00:51:00.580 that that alerts a pilot on whether that one pilot has it usually that jet would probably have it

00:51:06.740 it allows like it tells you when there's another plane approaching you there's something approaching

00:51:10.980 you yeah like there's no way that that that with the technology that exists today that a blackhawk 1.00

00:51:15.960 helicopter and an american airlines jet hit each other like there's just like not it has to be

00:51:23.440 like there has to be someone totally dropped all here because a mechanical failure or it was you

00:51:28.840 know one of them went into the flight path of the other well that's the swift cheese model i feel

00:51:33.320 like it has to be intentional right like the swiss cheese model of what causation and accident whatever

00:51:40.540 um you all have all these layers of swift cheese and all the holes line up because of all the fuck up 0.98

00:51:49.420 so you have a fuck up here and then another fuck up another fuck up then you have a crash right 0.99

00:51:53.820 that's a lot of fuck ups there though that's a lot of fuck up there's a lot of questions absolutely 1.00

00:51:59.200 there's a lot of layers of things you have to go through man 0.99

00:52:01.840 i feel like well and let's face it i mean i'm not exactly a pilot i've never flown a helicopter but

00:52:11.040 we know that a helicopter is pretty you know pretty versatile like it can move quickly it can turn

00:52:18.800 you know a lot better than a plane can quite clearly in the cockpit of a helicopter like you you can see 0.51

00:52:26.080 what's in front of you like it's right fucking there so i i can't think of anything other than it was 0.97

00:52:32.820 on purpose i feel like there's probably a simpsons episode about this so um maybe somebody should 0.94

00:52:40.220 maybe episode it is because somebody on that plane or maybe something there was someone named

00:52:49.240 something or there has to be something bigger i feel like it's more of like generally when these

00:52:54.400 things happen it has something to do with uh something about politics alice knackberg maybe

00:52:59.480 usually it usually goes back to it yeah something with a little hat usually

00:53:03.100 yeah well the big question is who was on that plane that's what i mean that's what we want like where's

00:53:09.780 like there was a rumor yeah people were trying to start a rumor that it was barack obama on the in

00:53:18.240 the helicopter but that's not not true yeah there were at least according to the u.s defense

00:53:27.040 there were no vips on that helicopter it was simply supposed to be a training mission but some are

00:53:32.820 questioning whether or not it was controlled with drones or or what was going on there but i'm just 0.95

00:53:40.000 very curious who who was on that fucking on that flight i think probably one of the worst pieces of 1.00

00:53:48.780 video i got out of it though fucking reporters you know they have become such absolute fucking 1.00

00:53:56.860 scumbags nowadays and here is just one other example i'm just praying that somebody's pulling 0.99

00:54:03.800 her out of the river right now as we speak that's all i can pray for i'm just praying to god when's 0.97

00:54:09.000 the last time you spoke she texted me we were land that they're landing in 20 minutes can you show us

00:54:14.780 landing in 20 minutes the rest of my text didn't didn't uh did not get delivered that's when i

00:54:32.800 realized something might be up

00:54:34.120 that's that's just disgusting oh like sorry your wife and like i honestly 0.98

00:54:48.560 yeah right

00:54:54.100 it blows my mind that that was that's where the questioning went to right like i i can understand

00:55:02.900 maybe asking okay fine um you know when was the last time he spoke to her i i can understand that 1.00

00:55:09.320 question but to say can we see the text if i was him i'd have told him to go fuck himself 1.00

00:55:16.360 yeah i probably would have hauled off and fucking you know punched him in the throat that would have 1.00

00:55:25.040 been a knee-jerk reaction just be like right in the fucking skadoosh you're right in the fucking 1.00

00:55:30.400 noisemaker bud you get to shut the fuck up now all right that was probably the next question 1.00

00:55:36.880 all right that was probably the next question 0.99

00:55:39.520 what else you got in that text message history 0.85

00:55:44.380 lord have mercy y'all it's fucking unbelievable though like i don't even i don't even like the 0.99

00:55:50.860 idea that journalists will ask them questions anyway period right like obviously the guy just 0.97

00:55:57.800 fucking lost his wife right like sure he's hoping she's going to be pulled out of the river but 0.98

00:56:02.200 in the back of his head he probably fucking knows right and you're gonna fucking bug him and start 1.00

00:56:08.380 asking him questions just so you can get fucking views and like i don't know it's fucked they're 1.00

00:56:15.880 vultures bud it bleeds it leads man that's uh that's what they're all about wow they don't care 1.00

00:56:22.760 i asked that cbc guy that one time and i said how the fuck do you guys how the fuck can you sleep 1.00

00:56:28.640 good at night like oh i sleep just well thank you and with a smile and shit eat and grin they know what 1.00

00:56:32.720 they're doing they don't care it's their job to be douchebags that's their job well yeah but that's 0.97

00:56:43.360 just it though right like they they want to do whatever they think is going to get them whatever

00:56:48.240 ratings or reviews or whatever right they they feel that it's sensational i know i can't remember

00:56:55.140 what her name was now there was a a woman in the 70s i believe it was um who started to notice the

00:57:04.160 kind of blood lust that was kind of happening in the news um and she didn't like it and i think she 0.86

00:57:11.460 obviously had some mental health issues as well because the way she ended up doing it is she was live 1.00

00:57:17.000 on the air and read off this script and saying that if the new if blood is what the news wants 0.99

00:57:25.120 here it is and she shot herself right on fucking a live news broadcast 0.99

00:57:29.620 there's a movie that made about it too i just can't remember what the fuck her name was 0.99

00:57:38.980 but it's true like news has been doing that right it's like they love getting right in there they 0.99

00:57:46.860 don't give a fuck if you are emotionally fucked or not they're gonna get in there and start asking you 0.98

00:57:52.160 questions and it just i don't know it's disgusting to me really but people consume that that's what the 1.00

00:58:03.520 people want people want to see that fucking train crash and they want to see the dead bodies and uh 0.93

00:58:08.060 it's weird i mean that yeah it's true that is part of the problem is that it is like a train wreck and 0.98

00:58:14.720 you can't look away but at the same time they have the choice as to whether or not that's what they're

00:58:19.960 going to show right you said train crash i got really excited sorry i'm not smiling because of the

00:58:29.020 thought of dead people i'm smiling because you said train crash i can't help myself 0.99

00:58:33.140 i'm sorry listen to you you love it when people die this fucking bright line well all those politicians 1.00

00:58:42.820 on the train that are racist you know what actually no you know what since sarah loves fucking death 0.99

00:58:50.720 so much and loves seeing people die i've figured out her next fucking vacation okay 0.99

00:58:57.980 she's gonna go and experience ukraine okay this is legit all right not fucking kidding i saw this 0.98

00:59:10.040 today you can go and experience the front lines in ukraine as they're offering frontline ukraine 0.62

00:59:16.340 tours all right you can get right there in the conflict zone okay i'm gonna give you a gun

00:59:24.700 let's see am i gonna be able to get that there oh my god do we put is there like a stopover

00:59:30.520 does it end in like chernobyl sounds fun sign me up it probably ends in siberia 0.98

00:59:39.720 yeah i no no no no i'll tell you where i know where it ends it's gonna end in fucking it's gonna 0.99

00:59:47.260 end in gaza where they're gonna say come check out the architecture but some assembly may be required 0.93

00:59:51.660 oh let's see what's this say here it says frontline ukraine is dedicated to providing

00:59:57.960 immersive tours across the entirety of the frontline in eastern ukraine offering visitors

01:00:04.060 a deep understanding of the war and the conditions on the front line our tours are designed to educate

01:00:10.660 and raise awareness about the ongoing conflict while also showcasing the resilience and strength

01:00:17.340 of the ukrainian people join us to gain a unique perspective and contribute to the local

01:00:24.040 communities affected by the conflict so i guess zelensky realized that you know maybe his grift is over 0.97

01:00:34.040 so they came up with a new one that's that's fucked 0.98

01:00:37.580 but i'll bet you there's people fucking signing up for that though 0.98

01:00:42.800 i'll go let's go check that out great idea 0.97

01:00:46.320 i can't even stay mad about it i think that's absolutely fucking hysterical like 0.85

01:00:51.340 ukraine just can't stop the grip like they're just like they're they're trying so hard i feel like 0.95

01:00:57.400 wow

01:00:58.200 that's a lot let me see here i'm actually i'm gonna go back to it the one thing i didn't

01:01:07.580 there it is i want to see if it gives a price

01:01:12.320 that's that

01:01:14.080 yeah

01:01:18.920 i wonder how much it costs to actually go to war in ukraine

01:01:23.520 ukraine with a press press

01:01:26.040 that's hilarious though legitimately i wonder like do they oh i can't 0.94

01:01:37.080 i feel like that would be one of those like really dark fucking um like commercial ads for 0.71

01:01:44.420 uh vacations you know it's like take a tour of war-torn europe do you want to see what the united 0.96

01:01:50.840 states has done come let us show you

01:01:53.700 we'll take you from the 1990 all the way to present through all of the war-torn places

01:02:03.040 yeah yeah where they're still finding mines and ordnance that are still blowing up you know

01:02:09.040 yeah so through the minefield and uh play minefield roulette see where your money is gone if you can

01:02:17.380 make it through the minefield without blowing off a limb uh you win a thousand bucks you know do you

01:02:22.800 you want to see your tax dollars at work do you i want to know why all the migrants are here well

01:02:32.960 oh that's epic i love that it's weird now i can't go back to it

01:02:38.400 maybe it got taken click on the post it won't take you to the same page anymore

01:02:45.040 oh no maybe maybe it's gone oh wait here it goes here here we are here we are here we are here we

01:02:54.060 are explore now let's find out i can't believe this is real i don't offer any pricing come on

01:03:03.040 you probably have to send them a credit card for pricing yeah yeah for the low price of 9.99 we'll 0.96

01:03:12.000 give you holy fuck what is it 11.99 holy god damn what is it all right i'm just gonna read the whole 0.99

01:03:21.200 fucking thing no so the price covers standard return airfare from canada to poland and back 0.99

01:03:36.080 as well as all travel meals and lodging while in poland and ukraine it does not cover insurance 0.98

01:03:44.640 alcohol armor or incidentals your team will be accompanied from canada to poland and across the

01:03:53.760 ukraine by personal with frontline experience some with special operations training as well as an

01:03:59.760 international lawyer and phd the cost of this expedition is considerable and it should be

01:04:06.720 considered an investment it may be the most important one you've ever made so seems that there's a

01:04:16.640 couple of different packages here you can spend the five days the five day package is a whopping 22

01:04:26.080 thousand one hundred dollars you will pass you get five days frontline travel plus overnight

01:04:38.800 crack off overnight and live and open air and train travel for 10 days you can go for 10 right

01:04:50.640 um let's see there's also a six thousand dollar u.s non-refundable

01:04:55.440 demand required at booking for a five to five plus three to four day trip uh balance on the day of

01:05:01.680 departure anything else yeah so yeah okay so if you're doing the five day you got to put six

01:05:08.720 thousand down if you're doing the ten day you got to put nine thousand down

01:05:13.840 is there anything else that they well what to expect that should be amazing

01:05:20.000 oh sorry guys don't approach this like a holiday it says

01:05:27.360 consider it an adventure a research field trip a life-changing experience

01:05:33.600 but understand that it will be uncomfortable at times both emotionally and physically

01:05:38.560 be aware when it's far away that you're in a war zone

01:05:48.240 can i just point something out what a great marketing package here

01:05:52.560 yeah our plan is just yeah question

01:05:58.400 i feel like there's two i i'm a little bit conflicted with this

01:06:02.160 because part of me is like okay i i feel like

01:06:07.520 you know yeah like funny haha but at the same time um

01:06:16.160 why are we charging people to go to the front line of a war a war

01:06:22.720 um why are we glamorizing war like i'm so confused like i'm really conflicted by this

01:06:32.240 the crimean war was the same way man the crimean war you had all these aristocrats and 0.95

01:06:36.160 shit sit on top of the hill with glasses and they're watching it all 0.55

01:06:39.680 you know the charges like i feel like there's a lot of people that died yeah in wars like a lot of 0.95

01:06:47.520 like every day every day right over there right there's a lot of people that fought in wars and

01:06:52.080 died and i feel like this is kind of like bastard you know what i mean like i'm conflicted by this 0.97

01:06:56.960 whole thing like i feel like this is shitty yeah i'll pay 30 grand and go over there and piss on the 1.00

01:07:00.720 dead people and then drink a beer or well it's gay man it's 0.99

01:07:08.320 go to war but i'm saying if you're charging people 0.99

01:07:11.120 no no no no go and fight yeah like if you're if you want to go and see the war and the front lines

01:07:19.440 hold on hold on i bet you any money no hold on i bet you that's what this is

01:07:26.640 no i bet you that's what this is they sell it like a vacation but as soon as they get you there

01:07:30.720 they throw you in uniform and you're like go fight now you just paid 30 000 to join the ukraine

01:07:37.200 army that's it you get blown up oh let's go on the front lines yeah 100 no honestly like i feel

01:07:46.560 conflicted about it because again like i feel like you know there's people who fought at who have who

01:07:51.200 fought in wars and there's people like i i don't know i i'm conflicted by it i'm conflicted oh it's

01:07:58.160 pretty up but yeah it's entirely up to me it seems like a scheme to get people to the front line right 0.96

01:08:04.960 they can make money off of it because there's stupid people out there that will do that right 1.00

01:08:10.320 this is great don't worry don't worry if you do go 0.99

01:08:15.120 okay and you don't bring any money with you it's okay atms are common in the front lines even this

01:08:25.600 artillery artillery and bomb attack civilians cling hard even in the path of war

01:08:34.960 it's amazing

01:08:39.040 that's unbelievable i wonder who qualifies because there's a who who qualifies portion here who is

01:08:44.000 this put on by is it like the government of ukraine like oh i'm curious

01:08:51.360 what i'll have i'll have to check but i'm noticing here that uh our unliftable girl might have another 1.00

01:08:59.120 fucking lawsuit opportunity here says members of the group must be healthy and physically fit enough 0.79

01:09:05.200 to carry their own luggage several blocks occasionally mount and dismount a civilian 0.98

01:09:11.840 vehicle quickly if required and walk short distances wearing body armor and a day pack

01:09:16.400 other members of the group cannot be male ukrainian nationals of fighting age unless in possession of a

01:09:27.920 valid military exemption so so if you were a male ukrainian without an exemption they just snatch

01:09:35.520 you up throw you on the front lines yeah wrong place wrong time it's like ice you also must have

01:09:45.760 you also must carry a passport from a country on good diplomatic terms with the ukraine 0.99

01:09:50.960 so it's legit sounds like fuck man that's fucked that'd be crazy yeah it sounds pretty legit uh we 0.99

01:10:03.200 encourage influencers academics politicians and journalists to join the team our trip is designed 0.99

01:10:09.280 to give our team members a sense of war and its physical and psychological effects and an understanding 0.99

01:10:15.760 of the situation on the ground in eastern ukraine we just skirt this is the fucking dumbest we 1.00

01:10:24.000 discourage adrenaline seekers what the fuck are you if you're going to fucking visit a war zone 1.00

01:10:30.960 war zone yeah yeah right they're looking for that seems pretty adrenaline seeking to me 1.00

01:10:37.760 fucking retarded it says there's nothing wrong with extreme this is a sentence i never thought i'd 0.97

01:10:53.840 fucking say there's nothing wrong with extreme war tourism but that's not what we do 0.99

01:11:01.920 how the fuck is war tourism even a thing first of all well yeah it says uh we will be we will be 0.99

01:11:13.280 storming no russian trenches nor waving red flags at russian snipers well that's good to know 0.94

01:11:22.960 what about drum obviously you gotta sign a liability waiver oh yeah that's this amazing all right does 0.95

01:11:31.040 this say like who the fuck is actually there is an email 0.78

01:11:43.520 this is 0.99

01:11:46.320 wild i just like who the fuck even thinks this 1.00

01:11:51.600 well they're they're in the money over there man they're fucking they're selling the ammo 1.00

01:11:56.400 why choose us insightful local guide authentic cultural 0.97

01:12:07.680 oh and apparently they've already done a few tours because there's like testimonials

01:12:14.080 thumbs up are they real like sophie richardson here says the experience was eye-opening and the

01:12:20.240 team at the front line provided an informative and safe journey through the conflict zones highly recommended

01:12:32.320 it's gotta be it's gotta

01:12:34.080 i think this is like this is just wild though it's insane

01:12:47.520 well i'm sure putin already has plenty of spies and

01:12:52.160 but yeah yeah maybe

01:12:54.000 it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't say who exactly runs this though

01:13:02.640 it just gives the email which is tours at frontline

01:13:09.520 what doesn't sound like a tour you might come back from you probably not likely to come back from that 1.00

01:13:16.320 then they're not liable you're just an idiot you could pay the money to go die 1.00

01:13:19.360 i don't know there's testimonial well of course there is yeah from box i just can't believe how 1.00

01:13:28.320 well that's that's how that's what makes it sound legit right

01:13:31.920 if it was free you'd be like no let's you're just volunteering now

01:13:41.280 just checking over the safety thing here

01:13:43.280 okay okay so well i'm curious what they're considering the front lines because it does

01:13:49.120 say like they're not gonna go to any trenches or anything but it says you will be in a war zone

01:13:55.040 and near to and sometimes at the red line so very real and unavoidable dangers exist we won't be visiting

01:14:02.240 trenches or coming within right if a range of active battles but this but this close to the front lines

01:14:09.520 are always dangers of one sort or another so we encourage members to bring level four body armor 0.95

01:14:17.280 and a ballistic helmet like who the fuck just has that laying around well it's not going to help 0.94

01:14:21.920 anyways because all those guys be prepared to buy them you can buy them okay well you get hit by a 1.00

01:14:28.000 fucking drone with explosive yeah well you can buy them for a thousand dollars 0.99

01:14:33.120 yeah well artillery shell is not going to fucking stop it or it's not going to stop our artillery shell 1.00

01:14:38.000 that's like most of them are getting blown up by fucking drones from above fd drones and shit 0.99

01:14:43.760 um it's it's not the bullets you need to be worried about it's the big it's the big boom 1.00

01:14:48.080 booms that's going to fucking get you and no amount of fucking vests is going to help you man 1.00

01:14:52.240 fucking stupid they do have a phone number as well so if anybody would like to call 1.00

01:14:59.520 i kind of want it uh i guess the number one and then two five zero five four zero 1.00

01:15:08.000 two three three three three let's call them up all right

01:15:14.160 why i still want to call that number but i'll get in trouble because it's probably long distance 0.96

01:15:18.800 i don't like getting shit wouldn't be worth the money 0.98

01:15:23.760 like if it costs 10 bucks to make that phone call it's fucking worth it 0.99

01:15:28.720 no right 0.95

01:15:29.760 you never know though it could be why it could be the best trip of your life chris

01:15:36.960 but more tourism is not new on the front lines

01:15:40.400 like there's uh there's pictures of like back extreme 0.90

01:15:45.040 when there was a well the crimean war which is in around the same fucking area 0.92

01:15:49.280 people used to sit on hilltops and from a distance and that was like a picnic for them and 0.98

01:15:54.000 they'd sit and watch the battle unfold down in the valley underneath them and shit right

01:15:59.120 and same with uh um when the dutch and the english were fighting battles in the 1.00

01:16:04.080 the english channel and we'll be on the beach fucking watching these battles go on and shit 0.99

01:16:09.360 it was a picnic man it was a day out oh let's go watch people die okay 0.99

01:16:16.480 really 250 is wall bang i'm well maybe they do have a canadian office uh that's probably strange

01:16:24.000 let me go back 0.81

01:16:27.120 fuck i want to call that if it's in canada i can call it 0.99

01:16:31.200 here let me call that number let's fucking let's do it let's do it what's the number again back to it 0.99

01:16:38.800 uh just give me a sec i closed it so i gotta go back to it i'm assuming it's long distance i'll have 0.92

01:16:44.240 one first right yeah um okay so one two five zero

01:16:58.160 five four zero

01:16:59.200 quote

01:17:01.120 20 33

01:17:14.560 hello hello hello hi

01:17:27.440 hi you uh offering tours oh well it's not so much a tour as an exploratory trip yes

01:17:35.060 exploratory trip yeah well it sounds like a trip that's for damn sure i'm sorry it's

01:17:41.020 that sounds like a hell of a trip for sure oh yeah for sure i've been on it myself so

01:17:45.940 so it's real oh yeah it's kind of a life-changing experience i would think

01:17:52.360 yep oh man i just wow i just kind of blows my mind so people have actually gone there and done

01:18:00.760 this and came back without with all their limbs and shit or what oh yeah well i mean we're not out 0.89

01:18:05.260 in the trenches you know fighting russians it's um essentially we land in poland because the 0.93

01:18:11.500 airspace in ukraine is closed and then uh take a bus into lviv which is in the western part

01:18:17.600 of ukraine and uh spend some time at the field of mars which is a very new graveyard that's full

01:18:25.540 of that's quite a humbling experience too yeah and then uh take an 18-hour trip well it may not be 18

01:18:32.120 hours it may be 16 hours um into kharkiv i don't know if you're familiar with the geography there

01:18:38.000 a little bit now by now yes yeah um into kharkiv and and that's on the sort of upper part of the front

01:18:45.200 line um the russians are about 30 miles away and they they're shelling the city yeah uh we stay in 0.97

01:18:53.100 pretty pretty secure locations um and then move down across the front line visiting uh you know

01:19:00.280 kramatorsk um um zaporitsa um viko live at the end and then kursan which is you know 10 minutes from

01:19:10.780 the well i mean you can look at the russians from there yeah well i'm very familiar with the map

01:19:16.600 what's going on over there man um okay that sounds pretty damn close to the hot zone to me oh no it

01:19:22.680 is i mean there's no question about it there's there's definitely some danger but you're traveling

01:19:28.300 with experienced military personnel so it's not like you know it's not like you're wearing a hawaiian

01:19:34.260 shirt and pictures and well they're shooting at you you kind of may as well wear a hawaiian shirt 0.99

01:19:39.680 because a vest isn't going to help you with it with a drone if the drone hit you you're fucked right 0.90

01:19:43.440 well yeah but you can't really do that and get through the reason these guys are you know former 0.94

01:19:50.240 sas and and uh they've been in country for quite some time and there are all sorts of blockades all

01:19:56.460 around the place and if you don't look like you might be in the military

01:19:59.980 um or associated in some way with the military they're not going to let you through

01:20:05.020 right yeah so yeah it's a real thing and uh wow man what you're you're in canada i'm i'm from

01:20:15.060 canada yeah i'm in canada i'm in bc okay cool i'm in ontario oh yeah oh man oh well thanks for

01:20:22.860 thanks for answering man i wasn't i wasn't sure if it was a real thing or not man oh i know i know it's

01:20:28.640 it's uh no it's definitely a real thing wow cool well right all right man well cheers bud have 0.98

01:20:35.860 yourself a great day you too you too man what holy fuck that's fucking real jesus what the actual 0.99

01:20:45.420 what the actual fuck 1.00

01:20:49.480 fuck 1.00

01:20:50.440 fuck 1.00

01:20:53.080 let's go 1.00

01:20:53.480 so many questions i 0.95

01:20:58.100 jesus man that's no don't anybody ever do that let's don't fucking give them your money he was just 0.95

01:21:06.540 so comfortable with yeah because they've been doing this there's people that are probably spending 0.99

01:21:11.900 money there's rich people that are fucking weird and they're going off and doing this shit 0.99

01:21:15.380 fuck man that's that's what ukraine's all about the weirdest part is the way he answered 1.00

01:21:22.080 though like it's not like he was like hi fucking frontline ukraine tour it was just hi 0.99

01:21:26.660 hey whoa how you doing 0.88

01:21:28.620 i'm sure maybe he doesn't get a whole lot of calls

01:21:34.860 why is he in canada where it's registered to if it's a business or personal if this is run by 0.98

01:21:41.920 something or someone like who is this run by like how is this he said like special forces and shit 0.99

01:21:48.700 like ex-military personnel what the fuck yeah taking you through yeah what are you talking about 0.99

01:21:53.460 you need to be with somebody that's uh 0.99

01:21:55.780 oh

01:21:55.860 that is wild

01:21:59.840 hello

01:22:00.780 oh they're calling back

01:22:01.740 hello

01:22:02.520 hello

01:22:04.220 hello

01:22:06.640 hello

01:22:09.640 he's probably calling me back to see if it was my number

01:22:14.260 because i use my real name 0.98

01:22:15.480 so don't anybody go fucking calling him now 0.99

01:22:18.000 because now i'm gonna get shit because it's my number comes up on his phone for fuck's sake 1.00

01:22:21.340 fucking sas guy showing up my house fucking uh chris is on a watch 1.00

01:22:27.800 you're the one to call without blocking your number 1.00

01:22:30.200 i don't know how to do that 0.98

01:22:31.600 i didn't block my number i just fucking called him up 0.98

01:22:34.320 star six seven 0.98

01:22:35.900 now i'm on another

01:22:38.020 chris is on a way now 0.99

01:22:39.180 how many fucking lists do i have to be on for fuck's sakes 0.99

01:22:42.000 i just wanted to call him up 1.00

01:22:45.520 fucking wild that that's real 0.97

01:22:47.220 i'm shocked 0.99

01:22:49.440 like i don't know

01:22:50.960 yeah

01:22:51.840 like who would even want to go

01:22:54.300 that's that's my question

01:22:55.560 like

01:22:55.740 what would make you be like

01:22:58.240 yeah let's go to a war zone 0.93

01:22:59.620 well

01:23:01.760 spend thirty thousand to do it

01:23:03.520 i appreciate the griff though

01:23:05.420 it's capitalism

01:23:06.360 right

01:23:06.980 yeah

01:23:07.440 right

01:23:07.800 right 0.99

01:23:08.420 fucking why not 0.98

01:23:09.980 it's something 0.98

01:23:11.500 yeah it's definitely something

01:23:13.400 it's a while

01:23:13.740 stop joking about that guy

01:23:17.280 poor chris

01:23:18.560 no he did he just called me back

01:23:22.920 that's probably his number 0.99

01:23:23.780 fucking call me 0.99

01:23:24.900 wait what number was that that called me 1.00

01:23:28.780 that wasn't the guy

01:23:29.900 that wasn't the number 0.99

01:23:30.560 no i saw that today and i was just like what the fuck 0.98

01:23:32.840 no that wasn't the same number 0.99

01:23:34.520 no that wasn't it crazy

01:23:40.440 did i use everything so far

01:23:42.720 no no

01:23:43.760 yeah i just i i cannot believe that a

01:23:47.820 trip to a war zone is a real thing

01:23:50.560 that there's such thing as war tourism

01:23:53.140 that

01:23:54.420 now we know

01:23:56.360 i have a lot of questions for this person

01:23:59.100 i feel like somebody should block their number

01:24:01.020 and call

01:24:01.600 and call back

01:24:02.700 and um

01:24:04.540 ask some more questions

01:24:06.580 like who's running this

01:24:08.340 and

01:24:09.740 well

01:24:10.940 i didn't want to get too pokey

01:24:13.720 oh

01:24:14.040 right

01:24:14.680 no i just

01:24:18.080 i

01:24:18.420 yeah chris didn't want to end up on a list

01:24:20.460 he didn't want to

01:24:21.540 i don't care 1.00

01:24:23.800 fuck it man 1.00

01:24:24.660 i don't want to end up on a list 1.00

01:24:26.220 i feel like there's probably the only list he's not on is santa's list

01:24:29.900 it's cool for you

01:24:34.020 yeah

01:24:34.300 there's a good chance on that yeah

01:24:37.200 hey 0.88

01:24:38.620 he was on lc stream last night with some broad getting naked and passing out so 0.99

01:24:42.760 i mean

01:24:43.760 freestyle invite them in for a beer and then grill them

01:24:47.960 yeah

01:24:48.340 i have some questions

01:24:50.780 i have some questions

01:24:52.180 you will answer my questions for you

01:24:55.040 i'm sorry

01:24:55.480 we will ask the questions

01:24:57.440 that's all right i i sent it to jeremy

01:24:59.580 i sent it to jeremy told him if uh him and morgan need a new vacation spot 0.95

01:25:04.540 fucking head to ukraine 0.98

01:25:07.100 that's a far far away from mexico 1.00

01:25:20.740 all right

01:25:23.820 like if you guys need another spot to go vacation here you go bud

01:25:27.040 you can head on down to ukraine

01:25:28.740 go to the front lines

01:25:30.020 he already has the beer

01:25:31.880 he's amazing

01:25:32.060 yeah right

01:25:34.440 yeah he probably doesn't have to pay for it

01:25:37.300 yeah he might actually

01:25:38.860 save a grand

01:25:39.220 let's go

01:25:39.680 make it

01:25:41.060 just go

01:25:41.560 oh 1.00

01:25:44.900 fuck me 1.00

01:25:46.400 i can't 1.00

01:25:46.940 baffling

01:25:48.940 absolutely

01:25:50.300 baffling

01:25:51.420 skew three beers in

01:25:54.520 show me your hands

01:25:55.400 okay

01:25:55.840 oh

01:25:59.500 oh lord

01:26:01.680 just

01:26:02.960 how did you find that 0.99

01:26:04.040 what the fuck 0.99

01:26:04.580 let's go to war 1.00

01:26:05.180 what's the fuck 1.00

01:26:07.280 i was just watching facebook reels 0.97

01:26:09.760 yeah i i don't know it's just i was flipping through some facebook reels and then all of a sudden that thing popped up and i was like wait a minute and i had to check it out

01:26:19.160 hey

01:26:23.360 all the power to them man

01:26:24.640 if they hey they're it's they're making money people are seeing what they need to see see it

01:26:30.360 i can see it just fine from here i don't go over there and see it

01:26:33.880 yeah 1.00

01:26:35.340 fuck 1.00

01:26:35.760 definitely 1.00

01:26:36.540 i'll just i'll just look at the videos i don't need to pay fucking thirty thousand dollars to go and potentially die 0.96

01:26:44.740 that's uh 0.99

01:26:48.420 fucking wild 0.99

01:26:50.060 that's it 0.99

01:26:50.340 yeah

01:26:51.620 go and live stream it

01:26:53.340 i feel like johnny would be a better person to send there

01:26:58.840 well he'll escalate the war you might end the war if you go over there sarah

01:27:03.340 uh johnny would escalate it hey never never mind lampoon vacation

01:27:09.660 yeah let's go i'm in national lampoons ukraine vacation

01:27:21.020 that there's a there's an ai cover you can do an ai cover for that man someone should do an ai cover for that national lampoons ukraine vacation 0.98

01:27:28.060 the water park no i'm just gonna honestly i'm just gonna fill a swimming pool with jello and i'm gonna kick his ass that's it that's what's gonna happen 0.98

01:27:41.140 i'm just gonna fucking roundhouse him and it'll be over 0.99

01:27:44.180 yoink 1.00

01:27:45.380 no it's not allowed

01:27:46.500 absolutely is

01:27:48.760 no

01:27:49.080 people are gonna pay to watch

01:27:51.120 it's not the kind of wrestling that i wanted to do 0.98

01:27:53.440 all right once in the chat if you'll pay to watch me kick johnny's ass 0.78

01:27:57.880 i feel like people would pay to watch me watch that live streams 0.98

01:28:01.000 no

01:28:01.720 no 1.00

01:28:02.920 a fucking skadoosh 0.99

01:28:04.560 i mean i'm sure you would but 1.00

01:28:06.140 right to the fucking chops 1.00

01:28:07.700 no 1.00

01:28:09.760 it's not allowed

01:28:10.960 only only if we make enough to go to the ukraine

01:28:15.160 no

01:28:16.520 you can go to the ukraine

01:28:19.160 i would i would pay i would pay some money to send you to the ukraine 0.52

01:28:23.320 we can if we can

01:28:24.360 yeah

01:28:24.760 yeah

01:28:26.600 if we can make enough to go to the ukraine

01:28:29.040 i'll go and live stream it

01:28:30.880 let's go

01:28:31.800 i would make something horrible except for you have a child

01:28:36.340 so i'm not gonna say something that means

01:28:38.420 no you wouldn't be able to live stream anything

01:28:40.820 you

01:28:41.020 you can probably record but you wouldn't be able to play anything until you get back to canada

01:28:44.800 right 0.93

01:28:45.500 for security reasons and shit 0.99

01:28:48.320 okay 0.93

01:28:49.340 you probably wouldn't even be allowed to have a phone

01:28:51.480 maybe

01:28:52.320 yeah i don't i feel like maybe having a phone is probably

01:28:55.260 like i feel like yeah recording that's probably not the best idea because again

01:28:59.240 it's not you're in a war zone so they can see you

01:29:01.600 there's a lot of guys on both sides that are dead because of their cell phones and shit like 1.00

01:29:05.400 tiktok and then fucking showing pictures and shit 0.99

01:29:08.000 yeah because they have heat signatures and shit right 0.99

01:29:09.900 well no it you can geolocate someone like uh 0.97

01:29:14.180 oh what was it that fucking uh we will not be divided what's his name uh shia labeouf used to fly this flag 0.93

01:29:20.640 and uh 4chan guys used to track it down no matter where it was like 0.99

01:29:25.180 so one time it was a flag it was just a flag in the sky and there was no landmarks around but they used the stars to find out where the fucking flag was man 0.99

01:29:33.020 what the fuck 1.00

01:29:34.260 what the fuck 1.00

01:29:35.860 like people have lots of time in their hands 1.00

01:29:38.220 it's in wild the shit that they can do to figure it out 1.00

01:29:40.380 yeah they can geolocate your fucking pinpoint exactly where you are man just with a picture 0.99

01:29:44.940 i feel like we could crowdfund to send some jeeps over the front line and not buy them any of the the armor 0.98

01:29:56.980 yeah

01:29:59.180 they're not smart enough and they don't have the cell preservation so that'd be

01:30:03.800 how many liberals can you convince

01:30:06.020 all right we should find some people with ukraine flags in their bios and send them

01:30:13.860 trannies 1.00

01:30:15.440 oh gonzalo lira yeah man fuck that guy fuck he was awesome man 1.00

01:30:20.580 he was awesome 1.00

01:30:22.320 there's a couple other youtubers i was following too one guy was a expat

01:30:27.340 a british expat he was ex-military but

01:30:29.500 him and that masha girl used to drive around and bring aid to uh 1.00

01:30:33.180 the donbass and stuff and i'm pretty sure they're dead now i have a they're off

01:30:37.500 they're no longer online so i'm assuming they're dead 0.87

01:30:41.180 but they weren't combatants they were just bringing aid to you know the elderly and shit 0.95

01:30:46.180 but yeah they're probably they probably got droned when they're they're fucking old russian van that they had 0.98

01:30:54.020 two jets one is the armor 0.96

01:30:55.940 body armor

01:31:00.600 literally

01:31:02.760 could work

01:31:03.480 yeah right

01:31:04.920 definitely work

01:31:05.780 all right

01:31:06.900 might as well move on to the racist portion of the program

01:31:10.300 yeah

01:31:11.320 i feel

01:31:11.640 i'm wondering if we just gave him business

01:31:14.080 he probably just gave him business

01:31:15.940 turns out all

01:31:16.500 yeah maybe we're advertising for him it's all good

01:31:22.420 yeah

01:31:23.220 uh it turns out though

01:31:25.460 uh the mexicans in the uh in the states that are worried about deportation

01:31:29.960 uh there's a there's a certain group of people

01:31:32.640 um that they just they just don't want the help from

01:31:35.700 mainly i have seen a lot of videos 0.98

01:31:37.220 of black people making fun of mexicans 0.85

01:31:40.200 for what's happening right now with mexican people 0.97

01:31:42.820 i have also seen black people make videos

01:31:45.860 talking about mexicans 0.85

01:31:47.320 don't come to us for help because we're not helping

01:31:50.520 first of all mexicans are not alone

01:31:53.020 they have honduran people

01:31:55.700 they have salvadorian people

01:31:57.500 they have guatemalan people

01:31:59.280 they have nicaraguan people

01:32:01.040 and a whole bunch of other countries

01:32:03.000 that are willing to join forces

01:32:05.140 with the mexican people

01:32:06.640 black people 0.89

01:32:08.040 what makes you think 0.98

01:32:09.880 that mexicans 1.00

01:32:11.840 are going to come running to y'all for help

01:32:13.960 what for 0.99

01:32:15.400 y'all black people can't even help yourselves 1.00

01:32:18.340 that's wild 0.99

01:32:19.880 mexican people are hard-working people

01:32:22.780 mexican people stick together

01:32:25.360 they make it work 0.73

01:32:27.220 that's the total opposite of a black person 1.00

01:32:30.700 you want to call me racist 0.98

01:32:32.460 go right ahead

01:32:33.520 i'm just keeping it real

01:32:35.260 like i said mexican people are not alone

01:32:37.800 they have all of us

01:32:39.860 what makes you think that a mexican will say 0.99

01:32:42.420 oh okay well we have the blacks 1.00

01:32:43.920 let's go to them 0.99

01:32:45.000 come on now

01:32:46.320 y'all don't even trust each other

01:32:48.220 what makes you think

01:32:49.640 that a mexican will trust you 1.00

01:32:51.460 if you don't even trust your brother

01:32:53.440 get your popcorn ready

01:32:55.320 and watch how mexicans 1.00

01:32:56.880 and watch how mexicans 1.00

01:32:56.900 make this work

01:32:58.000 he's not wrong

01:33:07.340 he's a mexican

01:33:09.500 not a mexican 0.97

01:33:10.780 right

01:33:11.880 i love his attitude

01:33:13.660 he's got a good attitude

01:33:14.560 that young fellow

01:33:15.340 it's true mexicans work 0.99

01:33:18.480 i mean

01:33:18.980 that's why there's so many people

01:33:22.080 that are worried about

01:33:22.760 yeah it is true

01:33:23.380 i love that part though

01:33:25.360 where he's like

01:33:25.880 why would we want help from you

01:33:27.540 you can't even help yourself

01:33:29.140 it's true

01:33:32.620 that's why they're the ones

01:33:35.180 stealing everything from everywhere 0.98

01:33:36.560 and the mexicans 0.98

01:33:37.240 are the ones that are working for it

01:33:38.920 which of course

01:33:39.720 speaking of working mexicans

01:33:47.360 these working mexicans 1.00

01:33:48.420 got a little bit of harassment 0.99

01:33:50.160 you're a wetback 1.00

01:33:54.460 what else 0.99

01:33:55.700 got it

01:33:56.040 wetback 0.98

01:33:56.520 what else

01:33:57.220 trump is doing good things 0.99

01:33:58.580 you guys rape people 0.99

01:33:59.380 yeah 1.00

01:33:59.940 you guys rape and kill people 1.00

01:34:01.140 right 1.00

01:34:01.580 take your 50 dollars 1.00

01:34:03.900 and suck dick 1.00

01:34:04.600 give me a fucking 1.00

01:34:05.760 give me a change 1.00

01:34:06.340 i'm rich you're poor

01:34:09.040 difference 0.94

01:34:10.300 you're a poor soul 0.90

01:34:12.380 yep 0.98

01:34:12.880 you're a poor soul

01:34:14.440 you're a poor soul 1.00

01:34:14.880 want to record me bitch 1.00

01:34:22.360 want to fucking record me 1.00

01:34:23.620 shut the fuck up 1.00

01:34:24.360 i didn't touch you 1.00

01:34:24.980 bitch shut the fuck up 1.00

01:34:26.080 give me my keys 1.00

01:34:26.720 get the fuck out 1.00

01:34:30.200 my fucking 1.00

01:34:30.660 really tired of the dms 0.99

01:34:32.420 and the comments

01:34:33.360 i left my house yesterday

01:34:35.040 in pjs

01:34:36.060 as you can tell

01:34:36.840 looking crazy

01:34:38.160 and when i was walking out

01:34:40.280 of a scrub 1.00

01:34:41.040 the valet guy grabbed my ass 1.00

01:34:43.160 and i should have just punched him 1.00

01:34:45.680 i was thinking about my child 0.92

01:34:46.740 and not wanting to go to jail

01:34:47.840 so i lashed out 0.53

01:34:49.700 and i called him a wetback 1.00

01:34:51.540 and i'm so wrong for that

01:34:53.960 but i felt so violated

01:34:56.500 i should have just shut my mouth

01:34:59.300 called the police

01:35:00.300 and that's it

01:35:01.040 so basically i'm explaining to everybody

01:35:04.340 i am sorry

01:35:05.320 for what i said

01:35:06.280 i've been around mexicans

01:35:07.300 dated mexicans my whole life

01:35:08.500 my parents are immigrants

01:35:09.540 i am the farthest thing

01:35:12.020 from racist possible

01:35:13.240 okay

01:35:16.660 all right

01:35:19.340 whatever

01:35:20.320 yeah

01:35:20.620 she's obviously never been

01:35:22.100 punched in the face before

01:35:22.860 just a straight up 0.64

01:35:24.700 wetback 0.98

01:35:25.560 yeah

01:35:26.860 she sounded pretty racist to me 0.93

01:35:29.020 yeah

01:35:30.060 if i said that

01:35:32.300 i mean

01:35:32.440 oh

01:35:33.240 i like being

01:35:34.000 i'm rich you're poor

01:35:36.080 yeah

01:35:37.060 i love

01:35:37.900 i love that

01:35:38.660 park my car

01:35:45.580 i'm rich you're poor 0.81

01:35:47.340 nah nah

01:35:47.780 park my cars 1.00

01:35:49.880 dick 0.99

01:35:50.460 yeah

01:35:50.920 it's uh

01:35:51.740 it's great

01:35:52.560 what happens

01:35:53.920 clean my pool 0.99

01:35:56.620 fucking clean my house 0.99

01:35:58.600 i think it's interesting 0.99

01:36:00.080 that she fucking apologized 0.94

01:36:01.180 it's weird 0.98

01:36:01.840 i wonder if she was getting like 0.99

01:36:04.540 yeah just go fucking cut the grass 0.99

01:36:05.820 she apologized 1.00

01:36:07.600 yeah right

01:36:08.640 i feel like

01:36:09.820 she's like

01:36:10.280 i dated mexicans

01:36:11.220 and i'm thinking to myself

01:36:12.020 oh i feel like you probably

01:36:13.080 just employed mexicans 1.00

01:36:14.280 but

01:36:14.580 maybe you dated them too

01:36:16.220 but if you dated them

01:36:17.220 you're probably not rich

01:36:18.440 banging the help 0.99

01:36:19.360 doesn't count as dating

01:36:20.460 right 0.99

01:36:20.840 fuck 1.00

01:36:22.340 i know she's 1.00

01:36:23.740 she's definitely claiming

01:36:24.900 that they groped her

01:36:26.220 which is why she called them

01:36:28.400 wetbacks 0.99

01:36:28.980 but

01:36:29.380 well yeah

01:36:30.520 i'm sure if that actually

01:36:31.860 happened or not

01:36:32.740 right

01:36:33.620 does anybody

01:36:34.000 oh she's a victim

01:36:35.040 she's a victim 1.00

01:36:35.720 oh they grabbed my ass 1.00

01:36:36.840 that's what started it all 1.00

01:36:37.740 okay where's the proof

01:36:38.640 you know

01:36:41.300 yeah

01:36:42.680 well the likelihood is

01:36:46.080 she probably wouldn't need to

01:36:47.100 though

01:36:47.360 usually on things like that

01:36:49.000 they just accept the word

01:36:50.700 but

01:36:51.340 you never know

01:36:52.140 yeah

01:36:52.460 she's gonna be washing her own care 1.00

01:36:54.240 from now on 1.00

01:36:54.920 fuck 1.00

01:36:55.280 i feel like she's gonna be 1.00

01:36:56.820 doing a lot of things

01:36:57.660 on her own now

01:36:58.440 she's not gonna be getting 0.86

01:36:59.320 her hair cut

01:36:59.960 or nails done 1.00

01:37:00.680 or fucking 1.00

01:37:01.240 house cleaned 1.00

01:37:02.340 her landscape

01:37:04.160 and done

01:37:04.900 i don't think she's gonna

01:37:05.900 get a lot of things

01:37:06.760 i wonder who's nannying 0.95

01:37:08.900 her kids

01:37:09.480 yeah

01:37:10.620 i hope

01:37:11.460 i don't know

01:37:12.040 i don't know

01:37:12.760 the cool boy's gonna 0.99

01:37:13.380 fucking move along 0.98

01:37:14.180 after that 1.00

01:37:14.720 probably

01:37:15.240 yeah

01:37:15.880 yeah

01:37:19.020 i feel like if she's in la

01:37:20.320 she's gonna be 0.50

01:37:22.100 racist against mexicans 0.99

01:37:23.740 she's gonna 1.00

01:37:24.180 fuck now 1.00

01:37:24.900 yeah that's 0.99

01:37:27.500 that was what the apology

01:37:28.360 was for for sure

01:37:29.100 i feel like she's trying to

01:37:30.460 what's that called

01:37:32.340 damage control

01:37:33.100 amazing

01:37:35.060 i honestly didn't think

01:37:36.780 anybody would answer that

01:37:37.520 phone

01:37:37.760 by a call bill

01:37:38.640 really

01:37:38.980 right

01:37:39.720 yeah i didn't either

01:37:42.120 actually

01:37:42.560 i really didn't

01:37:45.000 are you worried

01:37:45.840 someone from the government

01:37:46.700 is gonna show up

01:37:47.340 in your house

01:37:47.760 that would be like

01:37:48.460 are you trying to go

01:37:49.240 to the ukraine sir

01:37:49.980 no it's not the government

01:37:51.120 i'm worried about 1.00

01:37:51.740 it's fucking 1.00

01:37:53.400 you know 1.00

01:37:55.180 fucking zelensky's 1.00

01:37:56.180 gonna show up 1.00

01:37:57.040 we need you to fight

01:37:58.340 i mean

01:38:00.060 no it's just

01:38:00.880 uh

01:38:01.320 because

01:38:02.840 because we did that

01:38:03.940 live too right

01:38:04.720 i don't want a bunch

01:38:05.380 of people that are

01:38:05.880 watching to start

01:38:06.480 calling the guy now 1.00

01:38:07.280 and fucking 0.99

01:38:07.680 now he's gonna be 1.00

01:38:08.260 all pissed off

01:38:08.920 he's got my number

01:38:09.660 he's gonna go

01:38:09.980 oh you started it 1.00

01:38:11.080 fucking 0.99

01:38:11.440 i don't know 0.99

01:38:12.020 i'm just helping you

01:38:13.260 get business bud 0.99

01:38:14.000 fucking 0.99

01:38:14.440 oh no i don't 0.99

01:38:16.060 i don't feel like

01:38:16.700 it's anything like that

01:38:17.600 i mean if he's got

01:38:18.880 ads on facebook

01:38:19.600 i feel like he's

01:38:20.420 looking for business

01:38:21.240 so yeah

01:38:22.200 but he answers the phone

01:38:23.380 like no

01:38:24.100 yeah i mean 0.99

01:38:25.320 if dipshit found 0.99

01:38:27.000 his information 0.98

01:38:27.940 on an ad

01:38:29.340 i at least

01:38:35.040 expected when he

01:38:36.160 answered the phone

01:38:36.960 that he would say

01:38:37.700 something to the

01:38:38.700 effect of like

01:38:40.060 you know ukraine

01:38:41.040 frontline tours

01:38:42.040 or you know

01:38:43.840 something not just

01:38:44.740 hi

01:38:45.260 it makes sense

01:38:50.420 though because

01:38:50.860 really like

01:38:52.300 what you think

01:38:53.860 if you're charging

01:38:54.280 that kind of money

01:38:54.860 you'd hire a secretary

01:38:55.600 to answer your

01:38:56.120 phones for you

01:38:56.700 i don't know

01:39:00.160 yeah maybe

01:39:01.860 it's all

01:39:02.760 maybe

01:39:03.640 because i mean

01:39:04.320 that is quite a bit

01:39:05.340 to go on

01:39:06.180 like thirty

01:39:06.680 thousand dollars

01:39:07.600 for ten days

01:39:08.580 yeah

01:39:13.460 well

01:39:13.960 if you look 0.99

01:39:17.300 silly to do that 0.92

01:39:18.320 but uh 0.99

01:39:19.000 whatever

01:39:19.360 um

01:39:20.040 i have no

01:39:21.340 if anybody

01:39:22.080 spends that kind

01:39:22.740 of money

01:39:23.000 and goes

01:39:23.320 and does that

01:39:23.880 i don't think

01:39:23.900 that's it

01:39:24.380 you know

01:39:25.900 and you get

01:39:26.580 blown up

01:39:27.080 well then 1.00

01:39:27.560 you're stupid 1.00

01:39:28.700 really 1.00

01:39:29.260 you're stupid 1.00

01:39:31.700 oh yeah 1.00

01:39:32.880 obviously

01:39:33.420 yeah

01:39:34.500 obviously

01:39:35.460 you'd have to 1.00

01:39:36.780 be stupid 1.00

01:39:37.160 to want to 1.00

01:39:37.600 go to a war zone 0.59

01:39:38.520 well money

01:39:39.440 doesn't buy

01:39:39.940 brains

01:39:40.340 i mean

01:39:40.680 look at those

01:39:41.100 people in that 1.00

01:39:41.560 stupid fucking 1.00

01:39:42.200 fiberglass sub 1.00

01:39:43.380 that went down

01:39:43.800 to titanic

01:39:44.400 like that's

01:39:45.380 what i'm saying

01:39:45.800 with rich people

01:39:46.420 and money

01:39:46.760 like it doesn't

01:39:47.400 buy brains

01:39:47.960 man

01:39:48.840 with the off-brand

01:39:50.960 playstation

01:39:51.660 controller

01:39:52.240 yeah

01:39:53.020 we'll do the

01:39:53.740 titanic

01:39:54.160 we'll sit

01:39:55.400 class-legged 1.00

01:39:55.920 on a fucking 1.00

01:39:56.360 carpet 1.00

01:39:56.640 and go down 1.00

01:39:57.200 in the fucking 1.00

01:39:57.720 fiberglass tube 1.00

01:39:59.360 and yeah

01:40:00.060 it'll all be good

01:40:00.700 with their

01:40:04.940 DEI hires

01:40:05.880 they

01:40:06.260 everything

01:40:07.140 from the

01:40:07.700 get-go

01:40:08.040 was

01:40:08.300 not paying

01:40:10.740 so you can

01:40:11.120 leave

01:40:11.320 just watch

01:40:11.840 out for the

01:40:12.300 fine fees

01:40:13.200 like

01:40:13.480 yeah

01:40:13.960 although it's

01:40:21.040 it's an

01:40:21.380 interesting new

01:40:22.120 grift

01:40:22.480 i'll give it

01:40:23.160 that

01:40:23.480 right

01:40:23.940 um

01:40:25.220 i don't

01:40:27.060 know what 0.99

01:40:27.380 the fuck 0.99

01:40:27.840 but 1.00

01:40:28.220 now i'm

01:40:29.820 now i'm

01:40:30.260 curious like

01:40:30.860 how many

01:40:31.380 people actually

01:40:32.200 go on those

01:40:33.040 tours

01:40:33.380 well you said

01:40:35.640 quite a few

01:40:36.140 like what

01:40:36.600 weird

01:40:40.220 it's not

01:40:42.360 something that

01:40:42.900 i would think

01:40:43.300 most people

01:40:43.800 would be

01:40:44.220 gung-ho

01:40:45.060 for

01:40:45.400 no

01:40:46.540 you were

01:40:47.340 saying like

01:40:47.720 content creators

01:40:48.520 like journalists 1.00

01:40:49.280 and shit 1.00

01:40:49.820 that want to 1.00

01:40:50.560 go and

01:40:51.100 get some

01:40:52.560 footage

01:40:52.980 and you

01:40:54.240 know

01:40:54.420 again you

01:40:55.760 won't be

01:40:55.980 able to

01:40:56.140 do it

01:40:56.340 live

01:40:56.600 and i

01:40:56.860 could

01:40:57.000 see

01:40:57.220 journalists

01:40:58.680 i could

01:40:59.360 see that

01:41:00.720 but you'd

01:41:01.700 have to be

01:41:02.140 very it'd

01:41:02.840 be very

01:41:03.160 strict when

01:41:03.840 it comes

01:41:04.160 to what

01:41:05.100 you're

01:41:05.240 recording

01:41:05.700 and uh

01:41:06.540 what you

01:41:07.520 can record

01:41:08.200 and what

01:41:08.500 you can't

01:41:08.880 record

01:41:09.200 because

01:41:09.760 no idea

01:41:10.480 like what

01:41:12.120 is what's

01:41:12.700 his name

01:41:12.940 saying

01:41:13.180 earlier

01:41:13.440 you can

01:41:13.720 end up

01:41:13.920 like

01:41:14.060 gonzolera

01:41:14.700 you can

01:41:15.080 end up 1.00

01:41:15.240 in fucking 1.00

01:41:15.560 jail 1.00

01:41:15.860 over there

01:41:16.260 you know

01:41:16.620 like they're

01:41:17.860 they're at

01:41:18.320 war so it's

01:41:19.200 it's martial

01:41:19.740 law so you

01:41:21.040 gotta do as

01:41:21.540 you're told

01:41:21.920 you don't 0.99

01:41:22.360 fucking go 0.99

01:41:22.860 over there 1.00

01:41:23.120 and go and

01:41:23.640 take selfies

01:41:24.200 in front of

01:41:24.740 you know

01:41:24.980 grave errors 1.00

01:41:25.520 and shit 1.00

01:41:25.900 and you 1.00

01:41:28.400 know it's

01:41:28.860 not i don't

01:41:29.700 think it's

01:41:29.920 that kind of

01:41:30.380 it's not a

01:41:30.920 vacay it's uh

01:41:31.980 it's it's more

01:41:32.680 work i think

01:41:33.640 if you're like

01:41:34.440 if you're like

01:41:34.460 if you're a

01:41:34.820 journalist

01:41:35.120 it'd be

01:41:35.620 smack 0.66

01:41:36.320 thing

01:41:37.420 right

01:41:37.960 i mean if

01:41:43.720 you're trying

01:41:44.060 to get to

01:41:44.440 the story

01:41:45.260 or art

01:41:45.900 of a story

01:41:46.380 or you

01:41:46.800 want to

01:41:47.020 get that

01:41:47.460 you know

01:41:47.660 ukrainian

01:41:48.180 side of

01:41:48.540 the story

01:41:48.980 it'd be

01:41:50.620 worth the

01:41:51.220 money i

01:41:51.580 guess

01:41:51.960 but uh

01:41:53.180 again they

01:41:54.220 can't guarantee

01:41:54.720 your safety

01:41:55.300 they're not

01:41:56.040 good nobody

01:41:56.660 can guarantee

01:41:57.120 your safety

01:41:57.580 when you're

01:41:57.860 not the

01:41:58.660 regions he

01:41:59.380 was talking

01:41:59.700 about man

01:42:00.180 like they're

01:42:01.420 they're about

01:42:03.080 to be russian

01:42:03.700 pretty soon

01:42:04.460 man like 0.99

01:42:05.100 fucking i 0.99

01:42:06.420 don't mean to 0.99

01:42:06.900 laugh but

01:42:07.400 like russia

01:42:08.540 is not

01:42:09.000 losing

01:42:09.420 ukrainians are 1.00

01:42:11.000 constantly being

01:42:11.840 caught in

01:42:12.300 cauldrons

01:42:12.800 the russians

01:42:13.640 are always

01:42:14.040 catching them

01:42:14.440 in these

01:42:14.580 cauldrons

01:42:15.020 and then

01:42:15.320 they're 1.00

01:42:15.440 fucking 1.00

01:42:15.680 retreat 1.00

01:42:16.260 catch them

01:42:17.160 in a

01:42:17.320 cauldron

01:42:17.640 they retreat

01:42:18.160 catch them

01:42:18.540 in a

01:42:18.700 cauldron

01:42:19.040 they retreat

01:42:19.560 it's

01:42:20.560 it's pretty 0.99

01:42:22.900 shitty man 0.98

01:42:23.480 but it 0.78

01:42:24.660 should never

01:42:25.020 have happened

01:42:25.360 in the first

01:42:25.720 place

01:42:26.040 but whatever

01:42:26.560 it's uh

01:42:29.320 to me it's

01:42:29.780 brothers

01:42:30.120 worse

01:42:30.440 brothers

01:42:30.720 against

01:42:30.920 brothers

01:42:31.240 and oh

01:42:31.600 no ukrainians

01:42:32.420 are different

01:42:32.860 i get it

01:42:33.960 but not

01:42:35.100 really 0.99

01:42:35.420 fuck 0.99

01:42:37.680 yeah i'd 0.99

01:42:38.740 still just be

01:42:39.300 more worried

01:42:40.220 that it's just 0.99

01:42:40.820 a fucking 0.99

01:42:41.240 front to get 1.00

01:42:42.140 you there

01:42:42.560 and then

01:42:42.900 throw you 0.80

01:42:43.280 on the 1.00

01:42:43.620 fucking 1.00

01:42:43.860 front lines 1.00

01:42:44.480 for ukraine

01:42:45.060 i mean

01:42:45.620 they're snatching

01:42:46.140 up everybody

01:42:46.680 over there

01:42:47.140 to send

01:42:47.500 a fight

01:42:47.860 so

01:42:48.280 you know

01:42:49.340 see what

01:42:50.600 like dread

01:42:50.980 put in

01:42:51.380 yeah

01:42:51.960 yeah

01:42:54.420 call the 1.00

01:42:56.420 fucking 1.00

01:42:56.760 trying to 1.00

01:42:58.560 report

01:42:58.900 like a

01:42:59.620 a hate

01:43:00.720 crime

01:43:01.040 against

01:43:01.360 yourself

01:43:01.860 right

01:43:02.780 i got

01:43:03.800 called a

01:43:04.160 honky

01:43:04.500 and i'm

01:43:04.860 offended

01:43:05.220 oh

01:43:07.440 yeah right

01:43:08.300 called me a

01:43:09.340 cracker

01:43:09.780 yeah

01:43:11.000 now i want

01:43:11.940 to cry

01:43:12.360 who called

01:43:13.440 you that

01:43:13.800 oh some 1.00

01:43:14.180 black bastard 1.00

01:43:14.860 fucking 1.00

01:43:15.280 this fucking 1.00

01:43:19.460 dagger 1.00

01:43:19.960 this fucking 1.00

01:43:21.020 went back 1.00

01:43:21.500 called me a 1.00

01:43:21.980 fucking frostback 1.00

01:43:22.780 fucking pissed 1.00

01:43:23.580 off 1.00

01:43:24.120 help

01:43:25.060 what do

01:43:26.340 i do

01:43:26.720 would be

01:43:29.620 kind of

01:43:29.900 funny though 1.00

01:43:30.360 fucking 1.00

01:43:32.480 racist 1.00

01:43:32.960 incident

01:43:33.460 helpline

01:43:34.260 that is

01:43:37.180 pretty 0.99

01:43:37.400 ridiculous 0.98

01:43:37.780 too 0.99

01:43:38.920 should we

01:43:40.020 call it

01:43:40.600 hi i'm

01:43:44.940 racist can

01:43:45.500 you help

01:43:45.780 me

01:43:46.500 uh

01:43:47.080 yeah

01:43:47.420 they want

01:43:49.480 to make

01:43:49.740 anti-semitism

01:43:50.540 a crime

01:43:50.980 and they

01:43:51.260 want to

01:43:51.580 deport

01:43:52.200 all of 0.99

01:43:52.860 the uh

01:43:53.860 all of

01:43:54.400 the students

01:43:55.520 that were on

01:43:55.980 like college

01:43:56.460 campuses and

01:43:57.180 stuff

01:43:57.460 i assume

01:43:59.080 that that's

01:43:59.660 referring to

01:44:00.320 those who

01:44:00.820 are not

01:44:01.180 actual

01:44:01.580 americans

01:44:02.260 but that'd

01:44:02.920 be hilarious

01:44:03.380 if you

01:44:03.760 started

01:44:03.980 deporting

01:44:04.480 the americans 0.87

01:44:05.120 too

01:44:05.440 but

01:44:05.920 i'm curious

01:44:08.060 how that's

01:44:08.520 gonna work

01:44:08.940 though right

01:44:09.540 like how

01:44:10.040 do you

01:44:10.220 how do you

01:44:10.560 go about

01:44:10.920 doing that

01:44:11.380 one

01:44:11.580 and what

01:44:12.120 what are

01:44:14.520 you gonna

01:44:14.720 consider

01:44:15.260 as being

01:44:16.700 anti-semitic

01:44:17.520 free free

01:44:19.480 palestine

01:44:20.360 from the

01:44:20.880 river to

01:44:21.320 the sea

01:44:21.880 they want

01:44:22.640 to get

01:44:22.800 rid of

01:44:22.980 those guys

01:44:23.380 just do

01:44:23.800 pirates and 1.00

01:44:24.400 shit right 1.00

01:44:25.060 palestinian 0.99

01:44:25.800 flags

01:44:26.180 snow mexican

01:44:30.360 yeah right

01:44:31.400 like all

01:44:31.820 the ones

01:44:32.380 that like

01:44:32.700 took over

01:44:33.200 college campuses

01:44:34.080 and you know

01:44:35.600 doing the 1.00

01:44:36.000 bullshit 1.00

01:44:36.320 they want 1.00

01:44:36.760 to deport

01:44:37.140 them all

01:44:37.600 yeah

01:44:38.660 we are snow

01:44:39.520 mexicans 1.00

01:44:39.960 fuck yeah 1.00

01:44:40.600 let's go 1.00

01:44:41.200 snow mexicans 0.68

01:44:43.280 that's what

01:44:45.460 it is

01:44:45.860 but

01:44:46.100 something like

01:44:48.860 that

01:44:49.860 i gotta check

01:44:53.560 i gotta check

01:44:54.500 and see if

01:44:54.920 i got uncle

01:44:56.920 doug ford's

01:44:57.500 money

01:44:57.740 oh yeah

01:45:00.060 checks have

01:45:02.220 been bouncing 1.00

01:45:02.760 you fucking 1.00

01:45:04.080 ribeye steaks 1.00

01:45:04.800 night bud

01:45:05.280 what

01:45:06.020 they've been

01:45:07.520 bouncing

01:45:07.820 really

01:45:08.180 yeah 1.00

01:45:12.080 the fucking 1.00

01:45:13.540 whatever that 0.99

01:45:14.480 rebate

01:45:14.940 check is

01:45:15.500 yeah whatever

01:45:17.160 that rebate

01:45:17.700 check is

01:45:18.160 apparently

01:45:18.560 people have

01:45:19.120 been saying

01:45:19.580 that the

01:45:19.940 checks have

01:45:20.260 been bouncing

01:45:20.800 that's hilarious

01:45:24.460 it wouldn't

01:45:25.280 surprise me

01:45:25.940 that sounds

01:45:26.680 like ontario 1.00

01:45:27.380 fuck 1.00

01:45:28.560 yeah 1.00

01:45:28.820 you know

01:45:31.560 how terrible

01:45:32.120 it is when

01:45:32.740 your government

01:45:33.280 check bounces

01:45:34.100 that's not

01:45:35.740 good

01:45:36.040 how does that

01:45:37.220 even happen

01:45:37.960 i don't

01:45:38.620 how can the

01:45:39.040 government

01:45:39.340 check bounce

01:45:40.120 because someone

01:45:40.780 already spent

01:45:41.260 the money

01:45:43.200 was scammed

01:45:43.720 and spent

01:45:44.120 before we

01:45:44.540 get the

01:45:44.760 check

01:45:45.000 yeah i guess

01:45:46.060 no i'm

01:45:47.720 serious

01:45:48.060 like how

01:45:48.560 do you

01:45:48.820 all right

01:45:50.080 how does

01:45:50.720 the government

01:45:51.360 check

01:45:51.660 i saw

01:45:52.740 someone

01:45:53.120 wow

01:45:55.360 like does

01:45:55.940 that even

01:45:56.380 make sense

01:45:57.080 yeah i don't

01:45:58.100 know

01:45:58.300 i have no

01:46:00.020 idea but i

01:46:00.660 have i have

01:46:01.320 seen

01:46:01.620 that's fake

01:46:02.460 news

01:46:02.900 is that fake

01:46:03.520 news

01:46:03.940 i don't know

01:46:07.620 i don't know

01:46:08.360 what's fake

01:46:08.740 and real

01:46:09.140 anymore man

01:46:09.720 right now

01:46:13.680 again

01:46:13.960 let's look

01:46:14.860 it up

01:46:15.480 jesus

01:46:16.460 no i'm just

01:46:17.620 saying i feel

01:46:18.200 like that's

01:46:18.580 fake news

01:46:18.900 how does it

01:46:19.420 i'm honestly

01:46:20.320 i'm legitimately

01:46:21.260 asking like how

01:46:22.500 does it does a

01:46:23.360 government check

01:46:24.040 get returned like

01:46:25.140 does that happen

01:46:26.020 is that a thing

01:46:26.860 i've never heard

01:46:28.640 of it before

01:46:29.580 like i

01:46:31.760 so it says we

01:46:33.680 sincerely apologize

01:46:34.760 for the inconvenience

01:46:36.180 it's caused rbc

01:46:38.060 said in a statement

01:46:39.040 issued to ctv

01:46:40.300 news toronto

01:46:41.140 on wednesday

01:46:41.800 rbc said on

01:46:43.960 very rare occasions

01:46:45.260 its authentication

01:46:46.640 protocols may result

01:46:48.240 in checks being

01:46:49.080 returned when they

01:46:50.440 should have been

01:46:51.060 processed which is

01:46:53.400 what happened in

01:46:54.060 this case with a

01:46:54.920 handful of

01:46:57.020 so i guess it's on

01:46:57.940 rbc's end

01:46:59.760 yeah

01:47:00.760 it's not surprising

01:47:02.440 some td similar

01:47:06.220 issue

01:47:06.560 probably because

01:47:08.600 they have

01:47:09.220 um

01:47:09.760 antiquated

01:47:11.760 systems and

01:47:12.620 anyway

01:47:14.940 or they were

01:47:17.440 hacked by jeeps

01:47:18.280 as usual

01:47:18.920 well of course

01:47:22.700 we're bankrupt

01:47:23.160 i don't mean it

01:47:24.540 like that i just

01:47:25.320 mean i didn't

01:47:26.180 think we're

01:47:26.760 bankrupt

01:47:27.220 they're just not

01:47:27.800 saying so i mean

01:47:28.460 that's possible

01:47:29.080 yeah like i mean

01:47:31.180 it's we're not

01:47:32.240 it's not

01:47:32.920 but i feel like

01:47:34.520 it's still i

01:47:35.380 didn't think that

01:47:36.260 you could get

01:47:36.840 yeah you can't

01:47:37.840 you can't um

01:47:39.400 excuse me they

01:47:41.860 can't bounce a

01:47:42.640 government check

01:47:43.600 that's what i mean

01:47:45.440 like i didn't think

01:47:46.260 you could do that

01:47:46.980 but like obviously

01:47:47.960 it's the bank

01:47:48.780 it's their

01:47:49.300 authentication process

01:47:50.620 like they said

01:47:51.420 right like it's

01:47:51.960 not the government

01:47:52.580 that's bouncing

01:47:53.140 the checks it's

01:47:53.800 the bank that's

01:47:54.620 system is 1.00

01:47:55.120 fucking retarded 1.00

01:47:55.860 can you imagine 1.00

01:47:56.960 having your

01:47:58.540 government 1.00

01:47:58.920 fucking checks 1.00

01:47:59.640 bounce because 1.00

01:48:00.660 the system's

01:48:01.240 retarded when 1.00

01:48:01.840 you're social

01:48:02.620 security check 0.67

01:48:03.400 you're an old 0.98

01:48:03.780 person you're

01:48:04.300 getting your 1.00

01:48:04.600 fucking 1.00

01:48:04.800 back and 1.00

01:48:05.660 you're

01:48:05.880 depending on

01:48:07.260 it and you

01:48:07.580 go to cash

01:48:08.180 it out

01:48:08.500 it's like

01:48:09.080 you're in the

01:48:09.940 lineup of the

01:48:10.340 grocery store

01:48:11.060 and you have

01:48:11.600 a grocery

01:48:12.060 it's like

01:48:13.240 sorry

01:48:13.880 totally oh i've

01:48:17.580 been there before

01:48:18.080 where i've gotten

01:48:18.580 up and went to

01:48:19.100 pay for my

01:48:19.500 groceries and had

01:48:20.200 no money my

01:48:20.780 cab would've been

01:48:21.280 like oh my

01:48:22.680 paycheck didn't go

01:48:23.580 so what's gonna

01:48:24.640 happen if they

01:48:25.080 get ubi and

01:48:26.160 everybody's all

01:48:26.780 in this ubi 1.00

01:48:27.420 shit and you 1.00

01:48:28.440 go like again 1.00

01:48:29.280 you go you go

01:48:30.040 shopping expecting

01:48:30.980 you know your

01:48:31.480 credit to be good

01:48:32.040 you go swipe you

01:48:32.880 want to go swipe

01:48:34.020 your wrist across 1.00

01:48:34.700 the fucking scanner 1.00

01:48:35.460 with your chip 1.00

01:48:36.060 and oh sorry no

01:48:37.820 no money because

01:48:38.840 you know we 0.99

01:48:39.640 fucked up okay 1.00

01:48:40.520 starve 0.99

01:48:41.180 yeah right

01:48:44.640 yeah or well

01:48:46.860 they might even do

01:48:47.580 that anyway just

01:48:48.640 because maybe you

01:48:49.240 had too much 1.00

01:48:49.880 fucking alcohol or 1.00

01:48:51.540 something i know 0.99

01:48:52.280 that's coming soon

01:48:53.080 too but and of

01:48:54.960 course they will

01:48:55.480 be ubi i would

01:48:57.140 expect within the

01:48:57.940 next five years

01:48:58.680 we're gonna have

01:48:59.240 ubi they're really 0.78

01:49:01.660 pushing it aren't

01:49:02.320 they like like

01:49:04.220 they're trying to

01:49:04.660 be sneaky

01:49:05.060 sooner than that

01:49:06.900 well yeah like

01:49:08.200 they're already

01:49:08.900 doing it kind of

01:49:09.680 like in increments

01:49:10.440 right it's like

01:49:11.140 serb was like a

01:49:12.200 little kind of

01:49:13.040 pilot project um

01:49:15.320 and then now with

01:49:16.380 the with the 1.00

01:49:17.100 tariffs and shit 1.00

01:49:17.860 they're saying that 1.00

01:49:18.580 if people get laid

01:49:19.560 off then they're

01:49:20.320 gonna have the same

01:49:21.440 kind of idea

01:49:22.160 there and it's

01:49:23.200 like it's just

01:49:23.800 slowly but surely

01:49:24.920 just introducing

01:49:25.900 the idea of a

01:49:27.040 universal basic

01:49:27.780 system they want

01:49:29.300 everybody a lot of

01:49:30.120 places that are

01:49:30.820 getting that are

01:49:31.500 laying people off

01:49:32.380 right now like

01:49:33.200 like it yeah

01:49:35.040 they want everybody 0.99

01:49:36.360 sucking the 1.00

01:49:36.840 government dick 1.00

01:49:37.740 they want you 0.99

01:49:38.500 under their if 1.00

01:49:39.320 you're sucking 0.99

01:49:39.660 the government 1.00

01:49:40.000 dick then they 1.00

01:49:41.260 have you under 0.98

01:49:41.800 their thumb like

01:49:42.600 now they can tell

01:49:43.320 you what to do

01:49:43.880 because you rely

01:49:45.100 on that

01:49:45.500 why am i

01:49:48.840 well and this

01:49:49.780 especially works

01:49:50.720 for those that

01:49:51.480 are like the

01:49:52.080 liberal

01:49:52.340 the ndp

01:49:53.700 it's where

01:49:54.720 they're you

01:49:55.980 know they're

01:49:56.380 the ones who

01:49:57.180 are promising

01:49:57.800 all of these

01:49:58.480 benefits

01:49:58.960 so if everybody

01:50:00.580 benefits then

01:50:02.100 that way they

01:50:03.140 have no choice

01:50:03.760 but to vote

01:50:04.200 for them

01:50:04.620 yeah

01:50:06.220 they think

01:50:09.540 they're so

01:50:09.840 smart 1.00

01:50:10.140 they're fucking 1.00

01:50:10.820 retarded man 1.00

01:50:11.520 fuck my 1.00

01:50:12.140 fucking crazy 1.00

01:50:12.800 but in their 1.00

01:50:15.680 minds they think

01:50:16.540 they're the most

01:50:17.100 cleverest

01:50:17.860 smartest

01:50:19.060 this 1.00

01:50:19.500 fucking 1.00

01:50:21.180 my god 1.00

01:50:22.920 they're so

01:50:23.220 predictable 1.00

01:50:23.660 fuck 1.00

01:50:24.700 what i was 1.00

01:50:31.080 saying go

01:50:31.540 never never

01:50:32.140 interrupt your

01:50:32.700 enemy when

01:50:33.160 you're making

01:50:33.620 mistakes well

01:50:34.380 they're making

01:50:34.960 lots of them

01:50:35.580 and uh i

01:50:38.480 don't know

01:50:38.760 when do we get

01:50:39.820 the interrupt

01:50:40.180 what is that all

01:50:48.860 about

01:50:49.160 i mean i agree new

01:50:50.540 york is fake and 0.99

01:50:51.300 gay but 1.00

01:50:51.820 where can we see 0.98

01:50:58.820 that

01:50:59.200 we gotta see

01:51:01.400 windchippers yeah 0.99

01:51:02.160 fucking bring it 1.00

01:51:02.780 on 0.99

01:51:03.120 and i mean i'm

01:51:05.900 not against it

01:51:06.780 to catch a predator

01:51:07.820 at the ending you

01:51:08.740 gotta pay extra to

01:51:09.460 see a chipper part

01:51:10.460 right

01:51:10.740 used to be one of

01:51:11.660 my favorite shows

01:51:12.400 go chris hansen

01:51:13.440 yeah well yeah

01:51:20.900 i definitely see 0.99

01:51:21.660 them die in 0.99

01:51:22.080 prison that's 0.58

01:51:22.580 for sure

01:51:22.960 oh

01:51:24.660 what chill

01:51:26.640 to catch

01:51:29.080 a predator

01:51:29.340 there's people

01:51:30.900 that haven't

01:51:31.300 seen it

01:51:31.700 it's weird

01:51:32.140 oh yeah

01:51:34.840 um

01:51:37.020 you're actually

01:51:38.040 i've watched a

01:51:38.520 bunch of the

01:51:38.960 ones on youtube

01:51:39.680 where it's just

01:51:40.300 like people just

01:51:41.000 going out and

01:51:41.480 doing it

01:51:41.820 yeah

01:51:43.340 that's that's

01:51:44.600 weird i mean

01:51:45.740 there's one thing

01:51:47.640 that i don't know

01:51:48.620 i'm okay with

01:51:49.360 i don't know

01:51:50.160 again like i feel

01:51:51.160 like i'm conflicted

01:51:51.880 on some of these

01:51:52.560 things because

01:51:53.200 i am okay with

01:51:54.540 like vigilante

01:51:55.420 you gotta make

01:51:57.120 sure the guy is

01:51:57.760 really guilty

01:51:58.340 you know

01:51:59.220 that's just it

01:52:01.060 yeah

01:52:01.900 right

01:52:02.840 well that one's

01:52:04.360 pretty easy to do

01:52:05.220 though

01:52:05.500 because like

01:52:07.040 they're the ones

01:52:07.560 setting up an

01:52:08.220 account that's

01:52:08.940 supposed to be a

01:52:09.780 child so i mean

01:52:11.020 they've got all

01:52:12.040 they need to know

01:52:12.840 that he was

01:52:13.320 gonna do

01:52:13.760 yeah

01:52:14.680 but i've also

01:52:15.380 seen videos of

01:52:16.360 like teenagers

01:52:17.220 who are setting

01:52:18.140 people up

01:52:19.220 like that are

01:52:20.740 fully entrapping

01:52:21.760 people because

01:52:22.780 they're children

01:52:23.800 and they think

01:52:25.540 that they're gonna

01:52:26.000 get famous

01:52:26.980 by making

01:52:28.300 somebody else

01:52:29.500 look like a 0.99

01:52:30.620 pedo 0.98

01:52:31.000 yeah and they

01:52:31.980 weren't i saw

01:52:32.520 that too

01:52:32.960 with these

01:52:33.320 these uh

01:52:34.200 and this is

01:52:34.720 happening a lot

01:52:35.820 because this is

01:52:36.520 again this has

01:52:37.160 become like a

01:52:37.800 whole trend

01:52:38.540 like an internet

01:52:39.200 trend where

01:52:39.940 they're to catch

01:52:40.780 a predator

01:52:41.140 people um

01:52:42.680 some of them

01:52:43.420 aren't very

01:52:43.780 good at it

01:52:44.380 yeah and it's

01:52:45.360 actually children

01:52:46.240 doing it but

01:52:47.620 again like the

01:52:48.540 problem is is

01:52:49.440 that they're

01:52:50.780 distributing

01:52:51.500 pornography and

01:52:52.700 their children

01:52:53.200 because they're

01:52:54.340 sending pictures of

01:52:55.300 things right

01:52:56.300 but then they're

01:52:57.300 also entrapping

01:52:58.540 these people

01:52:59.240 because that's

01:53:00.980 not the way you

01:53:01.640 do it

01:53:02.240 right they're

01:53:03.380 watching things and

01:53:04.220 they're like oh

01:53:04.640 we'll do it this

01:53:05.180 way but

01:53:05.600 they're actually

01:53:06.980 getting they're

01:53:08.040 getting in a lot

01:53:08.820 of trouble and

01:53:09.440 doing things

01:53:09.880 very like they're

01:53:10.560 really really

01:53:11.260 hurting people

01:53:11.900 yeah yeah

01:53:12.840 yeah i think uh

01:53:14.700 i saw a case like

01:53:15.960 that not long ago

01:53:16.680 and i think they 0.99

01:53:17.100 got in shit for 0.99

01:53:17.760 it too um 1.00

01:53:18.740 a lot they

01:53:21.060 thought they were

01:53:21.520 doing yeah like

01:53:22.640 god's work or

01:53:23.460 whatever no you're 1.00

01:53:24.260 you're fucking 1.00

01:53:25.000 idiot for you're 1.00

01:53:25.980 doing it for likes 1.00

01:53:26.520 and clicks and 0.99

01:53:27.160 shit and the age 0.98

01:53:29.300 gap wasn't that 1.00

01:53:30.100 far off because

01:53:30.960 it's like a it's

01:53:32.200 like a sophomore 1.00

01:53:33.000 and a fucking 1.00

01:53:34.200 senior um 1.00

01:53:35.920 yeah like they're

01:53:36.940 trying to get

01:53:37.640 people that are

01:53:38.280 like 18 or

01:53:39.480 19 yeah

01:53:40.740 when you're

01:53:41.060 trying to hook

01:53:41.880 up with a 15

01:53:42.620 year old right

01:53:43.460 yeah yeah yeah

01:53:44.980 and it's like

01:53:45.500 a 15 year old

01:53:46.380 it's like oh

01:53:46.780 there's not uh

01:53:47.640 well that's weird

01:53:48.500 but it's not i

01:53:49.800 don't you know

01:53:51.160 you're still in

01:53:51.860 your teens man

01:53:52.460 you're teenagers

01:53:53.820 stop yeah

01:53:55.500 and they're missing

01:53:56.660 the whole point

01:53:57.500 right like it's

01:53:58.920 not they're not

01:53:59.520 doing it's not

01:54:00.460 you're not catching

01:54:01.020 one year old guy

01:54:02.480 going for you're

01:54:03.480 trying to ruin

01:54:04.360 people's lives

01:54:05.600 because someone

01:54:07.000 said something

01:54:07.540 about you know

01:54:08.080 what i mean

01:54:08.340 like it's it's

01:54:09.220 high school stuff

01:54:10.080 instead of actually

01:54:10.920 like real so

01:54:12.940 yeah but again

01:54:14.860 i'm all for

01:54:15.340 vigilante justice

01:54:16.240 when you know

01:54:17.060 take things into

01:54:18.540 your own hands

01:54:19.280 if things happen

01:54:20.980 for pedos like

01:54:21.720 i'm not encouraging

01:54:22.400 violence i'm not

01:54:23.340 i'm not endorsing

01:54:25.380 anything like that

01:54:26.160 i'm just saying

01:54:27.100 i mean i am

01:54:27.980 i am not okay

01:54:29.500 with pedos i

01:54:31.280 don't i'm not

01:54:31.680 okay with touching

01:54:32.320 children i'm not

01:54:33.060 okay with anything

01:54:33.700 like that and

01:54:34.760 wood chipper

01:54:35.360 no but if

01:54:36.380 you're caught

01:54:36.740 red-handed

01:54:37.260 and it's over

01:54:37.900 you're caught

01:54:38.660 with the smoking

01:54:39.160 die

01:54:39.520 in the ever

01:54:40.460 overwhelming

01:54:41.560 and then that's

01:54:42.280 it die 0.98

01:54:42.880 yeah you're

01:54:44.020 in the wood

01:54:44.420 chipper yeah

01:54:44.880 absolutely

01:54:45.380 remind the court

01:54:46.820 system and 1.00

01:54:47.480 fucking shit 1.00

01:54:48.580 man yeah 1.00

01:54:49.300 goodbye

01:54:49.720 yep totally

01:54:50.820 i'll take the

01:54:51.820 l i'm out with

01:54:52.440 like i would

01:54:52.900 i would like

01:54:53.620 if i saw that

01:54:54.320 yeah i would

01:54:54.820 go to

01:54:55.020 it's like

01:54:55.440 these people

01:54:55.940 trying to push

01:54:56.580 for it to be

01:54:57.080 a disorder

01:54:57.560 trying to make

01:55:00.260 it a disorder

01:55:00.800 no stop

01:55:02.200 oh they're 0.90

01:55:03.580 sick all

01:55:04.080 right but

01:55:04.420 it's not

01:55:04.820 this order

01:55:05.500 it's no

01:55:06.320 yeah like

01:55:07.740 they protected

01:55:08.300 it's it

01:55:10.040 no they

01:55:11.780 fantasize the

01:55:12.580 thing though

01:55:13.040 i mean i'll

01:55:13.920 i'll agree that

01:55:16.460 it's a disorder

01:55:17.200 so long as we

01:55:18.580 agree that the

01:55:19.400 cure for said

01:55:20.220 disorder comes

01:55:21.220 in pill form

01:55:22.220 you call it

01:55:22.940 pedicillin and

01:55:23.720 it comes in

01:55:24.280 various different

01:55:25.020 calibers

01:55:25.740 where are you

01:55:28.900 going with this

01:55:29.340 care care

01:55:29.940 what else you

01:55:30.580 got what

01:55:32.080 what other

01:55:32.420 calibers do

01:55:33.020 you have

01:55:33.360 slow

01:55:34.760 there's all

01:55:35.480 sorts

01:55:35.880 all right

01:55:37.960 could be

01:55:42.080 all sorts

01:55:44.720 22 special

01:55:46.180 could be

01:55:46.360 nine millimeter

01:55:47.000 yeah

01:55:49.580 there's various

01:55:50.960 different brands

01:55:52.080 and calibers

01:55:53.380 bleed from all

01:55:55.100 orifices and

01:55:56.100 i don't want to

01:55:57.340 make your eyes

01:55:57.740 pop out of your 1.00

01:55:58.280 fucking head 1.00

01:55:58.820 and yeah 1.00

01:56:00.220 we got we

01:56:04.040 got whatever

01:56:04.900 ails you we

01:56:05.880 got it

01:56:06.380 right or

01:56:09.700 you can just

01:56:11.600 let's go the

01:56:12.280 wood chipper

01:56:12.700 whichever

01:56:13.340 eating rye hot

01:56:18.240 the hook

01:56:18.540 should be on

01:56:20.940 the tsm-5

01:56:21.840 i agree

01:56:22.720 you know what

01:56:23.820 i feel like

01:56:24.380 i have

01:56:27.960 what i have

01:56:29.000 the dsm-5 0.95

01:56:29.980 and i feel

01:56:30.820 like if i

01:56:31.460 looked in

01:56:31.900 there i'd

01:56:32.240 probably find

01:56:33.160 johnny's picture

01:56:33.960 in there more

01:56:34.540 times than i

01:56:35.160 want to

01:56:35.560 yeah

01:56:37.160 i don't even

01:56:38.040 know what the

01:56:38.460 dsm-5 is

01:56:39.280 no

01:56:39.480 no

01:56:39.980 it's the

01:56:40.300 diagnostic

01:56:40.720 statistical

01:56:42.380 manual of

01:56:43.140 mental disorders

01:56:43.880 that's the

01:56:44.360 fifth edition

01:56:44.840 most recent

01:56:45.480 edition

01:56:45.840 here

01:56:47.660 i'll show

01:56:48.600 you

01:56:48.760 i can't show 1.00

01:56:50.100 you my ass 0.99

01:56:50.640 though so 1.00

01:56:51.080 you guys

01:56:51.600 don't get

01:56:51.920 to see that

01:56:52.360 part

01:56:52.620 i have to

01:56:53.260 get it

01:56:53.780 what

01:56:54.900 you don't

01:56:56.200 worry

01:56:56.460 anyway

01:56:56.840 gross 0.90

01:57:00.680 you don't

01:57:02.160 get to see

01:57:02.500 my pants

01:57:03.060 this is the

01:57:03.620 dsm-5

01:57:04.580 okay

01:57:05.760 american

01:57:08.460 psychiatric

01:57:09.280 association

01:57:10.140 diagnostic and

01:57:10.900 statistical manual

01:57:11.640 of mental

01:57:12.280 disorders

01:57:12.800 and yes

01:57:14.200 i have all

01:57:14.800 kinds of

01:57:15.220 things

01:57:15.480 i'm pretty

01:57:16.820 sure i'm in

01:57:17.360 there somewhere

01:57:17.960 let's see

01:57:19.040 uh what do

01:57:21.060 we got here

01:57:21.600 oh oh because

01:57:23.160 i did a whole

01:57:23.700 bunch of

01:57:24.080 information on

01:57:24.980 uh uh

01:57:26.280 gender related

01:57:26.900 diagnostic issues

01:57:28.380 in uh in

01:57:30.060 autism patients

01:57:30.900 and stuff like

01:57:31.520 that

01:57:31.800 uh and

01:57:33.460 adhd

01:57:34.100 and then

01:57:35.620 i did

01:57:36.380 paper on

01:57:37.820 schizophrenia

01:57:38.440 one on

01:57:39.500 obsessive and

01:57:40.080 compulsive

01:57:40.480 disorder

01:57:41.240 what else

01:57:44.000 gender dysphoria

01:57:44.800 was the one

01:57:45.280 that almost

01:57:45.600 got me kicked

01:57:46.140 out of my

01:57:46.780 program

01:57:47.280 because i

01:57:49.560 pointed out

01:57:50.180 that gender

01:57:50.600 dysphoria

01:57:51.060 was

01:57:51.580 anyway

01:57:53.160 that's a

01:57:55.700 whole that's

01:57:56.500 a whole other

01:57:56.960 yeah that was

01:57:57.840 where most of

01:57:58.520 my my stuff

01:57:59.320 is because

01:57:59.940 uh yeah

01:58:01.760 anyway gender

01:58:03.060 dysphoria

01:58:03.500 used to be in

01:58:04.260 the dsm-5 as

01:58:05.340 something that

01:58:05.820 was actually

01:58:06.280 considered a

01:58:07.280 mental disorder

01:58:08.540 yeah

01:58:09.380 gender dysphoria

01:58:10.460 was a mental 0.94

01:58:12.600 disorder 0.99

01:58:13.280 right

01:58:14.020 sorry is

01:58:16.060 still a mental

01:58:16.780 disorder even

01:58:17.620 though everybody

01:58:18.120 wants to pretend

01:58:19.060 like it's not

01:58:19.940 a mental

01:58:20.280 no we're not

01:58:21.820 living in a

01:58:22.240 pretend world

01:58:22.860 well kind of

01:58:23.980 are really

01:58:24.340 yeah

01:58:24.680 legitimately

01:58:25.820 the gender

01:58:27.040 dysphoria

01:58:27.600 thing is

01:58:28.740 crazy to me

01:58:30.040 like they wanted

01:58:30.560 to kick me out

01:58:31.140 of university

01:58:31.580 because i was

01:58:32.940 like listen

01:58:33.520 like they were

01:58:35.080 trying to say

01:58:36.860 that gender

01:58:37.960 dysphoria in

01:58:38.620 children was

01:58:39.240 okay and i'm

01:58:40.140 like what the 0.99

01:58:40.800 fuck oh my 1.00

01:58:43.100 god you can't 1.00

01:58:44.360 see that a

01:58:44.900 child has

01:58:45.360 gender dysphoria

01:58:45.980 what are you

01:58:46.340 talking about

01:58:46.980 it's a child

01:58:47.640 children want

01:58:48.520 to like their

01:58:50.120 brain is in

01:58:51.320 the state of

01:58:51.940 development where

01:58:52.760 it's normal for

01:58:53.600 them to be like

01:58:54.200 i want to be a

01:58:54.920 dinosaur today

01:58:55.580 but you don't

01:58:56.660 let them be a

01:58:57.160 dinosaur

01:58:57.600 i mean

01:58:59.520 you know i

01:59:01.580 want to be a

01:59:01.960 tree

01:59:02.160 no they're

01:59:03.280 kids you know

01:59:04.320 yeah i know

01:59:06.040 imagine i had

01:59:07.080 a whole yeah

01:59:08.240 let their

01:59:09.240 imaginations go

01:59:10.640 but not go

01:59:11.500 that way

01:59:11.940 like right

01:59:13.320 but then like

01:59:14.040 when you look

01:59:14.520 at the definition

01:59:15.140 for what gender

01:59:15.840 dysphoria is and

01:59:17.000 how they've now

01:59:17.600 normalized that and

01:59:18.780 now allowed

01:59:19.700 people to it's

01:59:21.740 a thing and

01:59:23.600 it's now considered 0.98

01:59:24.920 a fucking 1.00

01:59:25.380 disability and 1.00

01:59:26.500 we've normalized

01:59:27.080 it to such a

01:59:28.160 degree that now

01:59:29.540 the government

01:59:30.060 pays people to

01:59:30.940 stay at home

01:59:31.460 because they're

01:59:32.040 like i don't

01:59:32.640 know what my

01:59:33.320 gender is

01:59:34.600 i'm gonna be

01:59:36.980 a cat today

01:59:38.060 call me

01:59:39.600 there

01:59:40.380 so those

01:59:42.900 weird people

01:59:43.920 um

01:59:44.640 before we

01:59:46.660 used to

01:59:47.140 diagnose them

01:59:48.340 and give

01:59:49.840 them therapy

01:59:50.560 and counseling

01:59:51.300 and try and

01:59:52.960 help them

01:59:53.520 realize that

01:59:54.680 if they have 1.00

01:59:55.540 a penis 1.00

01:59:56.120 that they're 1.00

01:59:57.220 a man

01:59:57.640 and if they 1.00

01:59:58.480 have a vagina 1.00

01:59:59.360 they're a 1.00

02:00:00.440 woman 0.99

02:00:00.680 and there's

02:00:01.660 nothing really

02:00:02.180 in between

02:00:02.700 there

02:00:03.060 it's not 0.99

02:00:05.520 fucking 0.92

02:00:05.960 confusing 1.00

02:00:06.520 and gender

02:00:07.200 dysphoria

02:00:07.640 all you want

02:00:08.520 but it's a 1.00

02:00:09.240 fucking mental 1.00

02:00:09.980 disorder 1.00

02:00:10.540 mental disorder 0.97

02:00:12.200 it is a

02:00:13.200 disorder

02:00:13.780 you teach them

02:00:14.580 to learn to

02:00:15.140 love what they

02:00:15.660 have and who

02:00:16.260 they are

02:00:16.680 like this is

02:00:17.500 who you are

02:00:18.060 and love

02:00:18.820 love yourself

02:00:19.600 like accept

02:00:20.540 but legitimately

02:00:21.460 but now we

02:00:22.440 have to allow

02:00:23.220 now we're like

02:00:24.120 oh you don't

02:00:25.240 know what you

02:00:25.780 are well then

02:00:26.360 we're gonna

02:00:26.740 give you some

02:00:27.340 hormone blockers

02:00:28.360 we're gonna 0.99

02:00:28.720 cut off your 1.00

02:00:29.260 tits 1.00

02:00:29.600 i'm sorry

02:00:30.360 you want to

02:00:31.160 be a cat

02:00:31.640 we're gonna

02:00:32.000 let you

02:00:32.320 have some 1.00

02:00:32.740 fucking teeth 1.00

02:00:33.520 we're gonna 1.00

02:00:34.300 give you cat

02:00:34.960 food

02:00:35.340 what the 1.00

02:00:35.940 fuck 1.00

02:00:36.340 and this is 1.00

02:00:36.980 all before

02:00:37.420 they're the age 1.00

02:00:37.860 of fucking 1.00

02:00:38.220 seven 0.99

02:00:38.640 there shouldn't

02:00:39.480 even be

02:00:39.740 options man

02:00:40.500 they shouldn't

02:00:41.180 even have

02:00:41.620 those options

02:00:42.220 like why are

02:00:42.740 they encouraging 1.00

02:00:43.280 this shit so 1.00

02:00:43.900 much man 1.00

02:00:44.380 it's on purpose

02:00:45.280 because this

02:00:46.920 used to be

02:00:47.780 the diagnostic

02:00:48.500 and statistical

02:00:49.160 manual of

02:00:49.760 mental disorders

02:00:50.480 now they seem

02:00:52.060 to be using

02:00:52.700 this as like

02:00:53.480 the oh

02:00:54.080 this is how

02:00:54.780 we're going

02:00:55.120 it's like it's

02:00:55.600 like the gender 0.89

02:00:56.040 bible now

02:00:56.720 it's like now

02:00:57.600 they look at

02:00:57.980 this and they're

02:00:58.360 like so this

02:00:59.220 is oh

02:01:00.160 so you have

02:01:01.220 dissociative

02:01:01.860 amnesia

02:01:02.740 okay

02:01:03.640 oh fun

02:01:05.580 we're gonna

02:01:06.140 just give you

02:01:06.700 everything you

02:01:07.540 want now

02:01:08.500 wow

02:01:09.360 let's accommodate

02:01:10.040 everybody with

02:01:10.680 this like

02:01:11.140 sorry i get

02:01:14.640 really upset

02:01:15.120 about this

02:01:15.460 because i just

02:01:16.000 don't understand

02:01:16.620 why it went

02:01:18.060 from being

02:01:20.240 something that

02:01:20.920 was legitimately

02:01:21.820 that we

02:01:23.060 really like we

02:01:24.440 really were

02:01:25.080 concerned about

02:01:26.160 about helping

02:01:27.180 these people

02:01:27.800 and fixing

02:01:29.040 these disorders

02:01:30.140 and getting

02:01:31.940 to the root

02:01:32.480 causes of

02:01:33.200 these disorders

02:01:33.880 and the

02:01:34.560 brain just

02:01:35.100 the like

02:01:36.140 what the

02:01:36.540 brain dysfunction

02:01:37.120 was what

02:01:37.660 happened in

02:01:38.120 development or

02:01:38.740 whatever the 0.99

02:01:39.260 fuck and 0.99

02:01:40.720 the chemicals 1.00

02:01:41.380 that were

02:01:41.760 involved in

02:01:42.440 utero whatever 0.99

02:01:43.240 the fuck however 0.99

02:01:44.380 whichever option 1.00

02:01:45.380 you want to

02:01:45.900 look at because

02:01:46.420 there's all

02:01:46.760 kinds of

02:01:47.100 different things

02:01:47.620 that people 1.00

02:01:47.960 say fucking 1.00

02:01:48.480 whatever contribute 0.99

02:01:49.740 to any of

02:01:50.080 this stuff but

02:01:50.640 now we just

02:01:51.260 act like all of 0.99

02:01:52.020 this is fucking 0.99

02:01:52.620 normal and it's 0.99

02:01:53.800 completely normalized

02:01:54.960 and everyone

02:01:55.860 is just like

02:01:56.420 well we have

02:01:56.820 to hire all

02:01:57.440 of these people

02:01:57.980 that makes

02:01:58.760 sense yeah

02:01:59.980 because there's

02:02:00.520 more it's a

02:02:01.240 whole other

02:02:01.660 field of uh

02:02:02.700 because we don't

02:02:03.800 want them to

02:02:04.140 feel left out

02:02:04.920 yeah well

02:02:07.640 what

02:02:08.940 that's a book

02:02:13.960 i wouldn't mind

02:02:14.520 uh glancing

02:02:15.340 through at some

02:02:16.300 point because it

02:02:16.900 looks like it'd

02:02:17.340 be an interesting

02:02:17.780 book it's just

02:02:19.640 it's literally

02:02:20.400 just it's the

02:02:21.780 diagnostic stuff

02:02:22.900 for everything

02:02:24.140 i'll bring it

02:02:25.020 over to the

02:02:25.640 next party

02:02:26.200 if you want

02:02:26.760 i even have

02:02:27.640 a bunch of

02:02:28.180 the um side

02:02:30.120 books that go

02:02:31.260 with it for

02:02:32.220 um like

02:02:34.640 clinic and

02:02:35.580 clinical the

02:02:36.800 clinical youth

02:02:37.660 practices so

02:02:39.160 that if you're

02:02:39.900 like um so

02:02:41.840 if i'm if i'm

02:02:43.520 uh in a in a

02:02:44.700 clinical situation

02:02:45.500 with a child

02:02:46.500 who has um or

02:02:48.160 who presents

02:02:48.760 with any of the

02:02:50.040 symptoms for like

02:02:51.000 dissociative disorder

02:02:51.980 or something right

02:02:52.700 so that it would

02:02:53.640 be it's a whole

02:02:54.080 thing on how

02:02:54.720 to the

02:02:55.380 clinical books

02:02:56.020 are each it

02:02:57.140 it breaks down

02:02:57.980 each of the

02:02:58.480 different um

02:02:59.440 uh diagnoses

02:03:01.980 and then it

02:03:03.040 it uh it

02:03:04.760 basically uh

02:03:06.080 gives you um

02:03:07.740 like what's the

02:03:08.660 word uh

02:03:09.840 what's the word

02:03:12.060 i'm looking for

02:03:12.680 boxing my brain

02:03:13.700 um it gives

02:03:15.360 you like a oh

02:03:16.080 it's not like a

02:03:16.700 flow chart but

02:03:17.260 it's like it's

02:03:18.200 almost like a

02:03:19.060 it's like something

02:03:21.420 to go back to

02:03:22.340 do you know

02:03:22.640 what i mean

02:03:23.140 yeah

02:03:23.900 because it's

02:03:25.540 really sometimes

02:03:26.560 it's hard because

02:03:27.360 there's so many

02:03:27.900 things that like

02:03:28.600 overlap on

02:03:29.380 different ones

02:03:30.060 so when you're

02:03:31.040 like man this

02:03:32.280 jeep's got out of

02:03:33.120 his car he's got a

02:03:34.240 green cloth in his

02:03:35.060 hand he goes to the

02:03:35.740 back of his trunk

02:03:36.420 pulls out a coke

02:03:37.180 bottle of something

02:03:38.140 in it clear liquid

02:03:39.300 poured around this

02:03:40.220 green rag and now

02:03:42.000 he's going back to

02:03:42.640 the path near side

02:03:43.380 is it chloroform

02:03:44.220 does he have

02:03:44.500 somebody in that

02:03:45.040 car what the 0.99

02:03:45.560 fuck's he doing 1.00

02:03:46.160 weird shit 1.00

02:03:48.260 fucking weird man 1.00

02:03:50.080 well i'm just 1.00

02:03:52.180 watching this guy

02:03:52.760 he's pulled over

02:03:53.320 to the side of

02:03:53.720 the road he's on

02:03:54.960 the side of the

02:03:55.420 road he gets out

02:03:56.080 with this green

02:03:56.640 rag looks like a 0.96

02:03:57.420 shammy sham wow 0.98

02:03:58.340 he's pouring clear

02:03:59.780 liquid on it twice

02:04:01.020 now out of his

02:04:01.620 trunk and then

02:04:02.300 maybe it's an uber

02:04:04.360 he's cleaning his

02:04:04.960 car with his 1.00

02:04:05.600 fucking piss water 1.00

02:04:07.640 or something i don't 1.00

02:04:08.260 know it's fucking 0.99

02:04:10.300 weird man maybe he's 0.98

02:04:11.800 cleaning up the

02:04:12.160 crime scene

02:04:12.680 backseat's a crime

02:04:14.360 scene he's trying

02:04:14.900 to do the evidence

02:04:15.920 maybe it's bleach

02:04:18.080 in a coke bottle 1.00

02:04:18.780 and he's fucking 0.99

02:04:19.200 cleaning up the 0.99

02:04:19.740 crime scene

02:04:20.280 right in front of

02:04:21.740 your house there

02:04:22.420 you go yeah

02:04:22.860 right across the

02:04:23.520 street see pete

02:04:24.980 hamilton yeah 0.98

02:04:26.520 it's fucking weird 0.86

02:04:27.200 i see lots of 0.99

02:04:27.820 weird shit 1.00

02:04:28.200 fucking i should go 1.00

02:04:31.880 over there and look 0.99

02:04:32.340 see if there's any

02:04:33.040 bloodstains in the

02:04:33.780 backseat what'd you

02:04:34.440 do bud of course 0.99

02:04:36.580 you see weird shit 1.00

02:04:37.460 you have gangs of 1.00

02:04:38.300 muslim women going 1.00

02:04:39.360 around biting people 0.99

02:04:40.540 yeah

02:04:41.320 the bite was a

02:04:43.680 distraction

02:04:44.120 we're eating the

02:04:45.960 cashiers

02:04:46.780 yes

02:04:49.360 wouldn't want to be a

02:04:51.440 cashier in

02:04:52.000 hamilton man

02:04:52.660 that's it

02:04:53.740 no

02:04:55.200 unbelievable

02:04:57.000 he's painting his

02:05:00.840 windows or

02:05:01.400 something

02:05:01.720 i'll just pull

02:05:02.480 over to the side

02:05:03.000 of the road

02:05:03.320 and get my car

02:05:04.280 wiped down

02:05:04.820 there's nothing

02:05:06.960 normal or unusual

02:05:09.120 about that i guess

02:05:10.200 you know

02:05:10.800 i don't know

02:05:15.400 they're definitely a

02:05:16.900 different breed that's 0.99

02:05:17.660 for fucking sure 0.98

02:05:18.320 i mean 0.98

02:05:18.820 i don't and i don't

02:05:22.040 understand why we

02:05:23.480 seem to want more

02:05:24.240 of them

02:05:24.600 and it's it's kind

02:05:29.080 of funny too because

02:05:29.800 if you if you're

02:05:30.420 looking like you got

02:05:31.360 pierre is all about

02:05:32.460 the all about the 1.00

02:05:33.740 fucking seeks and 0.99

02:05:34.740 calisthenes whereas 0.99

02:05:35.900 maxime's all about the

02:05:37.140 hindus 1.00

02:05:37.620 it's like they feel

02:05:39.860 like they have to go to

02:05:40.500 the opposite group

02:05:41.420 like how about just

02:05:42.680 none of them

02:05:43.340 at all

02:05:44.060 yeah

02:05:44.940 this can all beat

02:05:46.480 it

02:05:46.700 it's just it's 0.67

02:05:50.640 ridiculous 0.53

02:05:51.140 a little 1.00

02:05:52.720 fucking 1.00

02:05:53.120 bad hat 1.00

02:05:54.280 showing up

02:05:55.040 late

02:05:55.700 unbelievable 0.99

02:05:59.200 give your balls a 0.99

02:06:04.420 tug you 1.00

02:06:04.800 tit fucker 1.00

02:06:05.420 there you go 1.00

02:06:07.540 that's what you get

02:06:08.380 for being late 0.99

02:06:09.020 give your balls a 1.00

02:06:12.600 tug you tit fucker 1.00

02:06:13.560 three o'clock 1.00

02:06:14.320 yeah three o'clock

02:06:16.780 in the afternoon

02:06:17.500 you're just waking

02:06:18.200 up

02:06:18.740 yeah i love it

02:06:23.880 right

02:06:24.040 she's still in the

02:06:25.740 same time zone

02:06:26.460 what's she doing

02:06:27.080 yeah right

02:06:28.940 it's that irregular

02:06:31.920 sleep schedule

02:06:32.660 that's what's going

02:06:33.520 on i've been i've

02:06:34.900 had it for

02:06:35.320 now i woke up at

02:06:37.540 noon today man 1.00

02:06:38.340 it's like fuck 1.00

02:06:38.920 man 1.00

02:06:39.200 well i i passed

02:06:41.940 out watching edgy

02:06:42.780 last night and

02:06:43.540 i woke up at

02:06:44.140 like 12 30

02:06:44.980 i was like oh 1.00

02:06:46.600 fuck me 1.00

02:06:47.420 wide awake 1.00

02:06:48.940 it's about 12 30

02:06:51.340 until i think

02:06:52.520 i think i made it

02:06:55.340 till about

02:06:55.840 5 30

02:06:57.280 and i was like

02:06:57.920 all right i'll 0.99

02:06:58.460 fucking go lay 0.99

02:06:59.140 down for a little 1.00

02:07:00.300 bit

02:07:00.580 when eight o'clock

02:07:02.600 rolls around

02:07:03.900 i'll 1.00

02:07:04.240 fucking send the 1.00

02:07:06.060 semen demon to 1.00

02:07:06.900 school

02:07:07.240 yeah he's wiping

02:07:09.940 his car down

02:07:10.580 that's what he's

02:07:10.960 doing he's

02:07:11.340 cleaning his car

02:07:12.120 so maybe it's an

02:07:12.900 uber he's running

02:07:13.640 and uh and he's

02:07:15.820 wiping down the

02:07:16.440 seats and that could

02:07:17.740 be out before i pick

02:07:18.540 someone up yeah

02:07:19.460 what are you doing

02:07:21.460 all right

02:07:23.280 when you're

02:07:24.200 tired there bud 1.00

02:07:24.760 fuck off 1.00

02:07:25.340 yeah i was up at 1.00

02:07:26.960 like four this

02:07:27.580 morning like

02:07:28.060 normal even

02:07:29.220 though i'm not

02:07:29.760 working i'm still

02:07:31.220 up at the same

02:07:31.860 time but

02:07:32.560 it's weird

02:07:34.300 well i fell asleep

02:07:37.240 in the chair

02:07:37.720 this morning i was

02:07:39.280 up all night

02:07:39.840 7 30 i went to

02:07:40.940 sleep in my chair

02:07:41.840 i did wake michelle

02:07:43.640 up for work and i

02:07:44.740 saw her before she

02:07:45.680 left but then i

02:07:46.380 went and passed

02:07:46.900 out the chair

02:07:47.380 she tried to wake

02:07:48.500 me up then somehow

02:07:49.960 i get up and

02:07:50.760 made my way to the

02:07:51.520 couch and i woke

02:07:52.460 up on the couch at

02:07:53.080 12 30 and

02:07:53.940 yeah

02:07:55.620 then johnny sent

02:07:57.840 me a freaking

02:07:58.300 message like hey 0.54

02:07:59.880 how's it

02:08:00.260 good

02:08:00.440 and here you

02:08:03.180 are i woke up

02:08:04.620 with the same

02:08:04.940 beer i had last

02:08:05.640 night or this

02:08:06.220 morning

02:08:06.480 jesus

02:08:07.000 jesus

02:08:07.900 christ i didn't

02:08:09.420 get a cup of

02:08:09.900 tea this morning 1.00

02:08:10.360 man i'm fucking 0.99

02:08:11.180 just running on 0.99

02:08:11.760 fumes still from

02:08:12.700 yesterday what the 0.99

02:08:13.440 fuck it's horrible 0.99

02:08:14.960 i'm not making a 1.00

02:08:18.820 fucking tea now 0.99

02:08:19.520 but it's three 0.99

02:08:20.320 o'clock

02:08:20.660 well why does it

02:08:24.240 matter what time

02:08:24.960 it is i'm gonna

02:08:26.220 go roll joint i'll

02:08:27.360 be right back oh

02:08:28.060 okay it's coffee

02:08:29.480 time i was

02:08:30.400 thinking i should

02:08:31.000 go make myself

02:08:31.700 a coffee but

02:08:32.640 here's apparently

02:08:38.740 a thread that i

02:08:39.680 just noticed on

02:08:40.800 the twitter

02:08:41.140 machine

02:08:41.600 okay

02:08:43.020 says uh

02:08:44.080 canada's public

02:08:44.940 safety minister

02:08:45.820 just said less

02:08:46.720 than one percent

02:08:47.680 of america's

02:08:48.440 fentanyl is from

02:08:49.320 canada and

02:08:50.500 ditto for illegal 0.53

02:08:51.460 immigrants

02:08:52.180 here's why that's

02:08:54.280 a whopper of

02:08:55.100 pie

02:08:55.520 yeah

02:08:56.620 uh says

02:08:58.820 last year

02:08:59.580 the american

02:09:00.820 borders

02:09:01.360 agent

02:09:02.120 seized

02:09:02.660 19.6

02:09:04.860 pounds

02:09:05.780 oh no

02:09:07.000 sorry

02:09:07.440 sorry

02:09:08.040 sorry

02:09:08.820 that's

02:09:09.560 19.6

02:09:11.940 thousand

02:09:12.900 pounds

02:09:14.120 of fentanyl

02:09:16.040 canada bus

02:09:19.540 in q4

02:09:20.580 a lab in bc

02:09:21.740 was producing

02:09:22.420 four percent

02:09:23.400 that volume

02:09:24.040 per year

02:09:24.660 a lab in

02:09:25.220 alberta

02:09:25.700 produced one

02:09:26.480 percent that

02:09:27.140 belt that

02:09:27.660 volume

02:09:28.020 and canada

02:09:29.580 just these

02:09:30.360 four bus

02:09:31.100 and q4 0.77

02:09:32.040 represented

02:09:32.600 over a

02:09:33.300 billion dollars

02:09:34.140 in drug

02:09:35.500 profits 1.00

02:09:36.140 yeah fuck 1.00

02:09:37.660 fentanyl's a 1.00

02:09:38.140 big money

02:09:38.480 maker

02:09:38.760 yeah

02:09:40.060 um he says

02:09:41.600 uh i doubt

02:09:42.580 that was

02:09:43.020 handcrafted

02:09:43.900 artisanal

02:09:44.720 fentanyl

02:09:45.280 destined for

02:09:45.960 sale at

02:09:46.520 local farmers

02:09:47.280 markets

02:09:47.880 canada has

02:09:49.540 been well

02:09:50.080 aware of

02:09:50.640 this for

02:09:51.040 decades

02:09:51.520 the dea

02:09:53.480 alleged alleged

02:09:54.800 that el chapo

02:09:55.700 started canada

02:09:57.040 stated canada

02:09:58.120 was more

02:09:58.600 lucrative than

02:09:59.300 the u.s

02:09:59.940 and sent a

02:10:01.280 lieutenant as

02:10:02.260 a student

02:10:02.740 quick sidebar

02:10:06.140 on immigration

02:10:06.760 canada claims

02:10:07.640 it has robust

02:10:08.360 screening but

02:10:09.040 literally anyone

02:10:10.000 that showed

02:10:10.580 up to get a

02:10:11.300 student visa

02:10:11.920 with an

02:10:12.640 acceptance letter

02:10:13.520 until last

02:10:14.200 year that is

02:10:14.960 correct as

02:10:15.500 well uh no

02:10:16.760 background checks

02:10:17.620 the letter was

02:10:18.240 never verified

02:10:18.920 and popular

02:10:20.060 with organized

02:10:20.760 crime uh back

02:10:23.100 to fentanyl i'm

02:10:24.060 not housing i'm

02:10:25.180 not a housing

02:10:25.800 guy by trade my

02:10:27.820 team fell into

02:10:28.920 housing when we

02:10:29.780 were confused

02:10:30.880 by vancouver

02:10:31.880 real estate

02:10:32.580 prices i'm 0.99

02:10:34.700 actually fuck 0.96

02:10:36.360 is a quant is 0.99

02:10:38.120 a quant by

02:10:38.920 training whatever 0.93

02:10:39.640 the fuck that 0.98

02:10:40.240 is uh that 1.00

02:10:41.420 specializes in

02:10:42.280 tracking tracking

02:10:43.320 capital flows

02:10:44.500 legal or

02:10:45.460 otherwise money

02:10:46.580 is zero sum so

02:10:47.780 there's a always

02:10:48.660 a source when we

02:10:50.920 crunched the

02:10:51.300 numbers back in

02:10:52.000 2016 2017 we

02:10:54.100 identified one

02:10:55.080 party an

02:10:56.280 organized crime

02:10:57.260 group that

02:10:57.900 stopped wandering

02:10:58.840 in a traditional

02:10:59.980 region flows were

02:11:01.660 too similar to

02:11:02.520 ignore

02:11:02.940 facebook bandit

02:11:05.220 old twitter

02:11:05.820 wouldn't even

02:11:06.280 let it pass in

02:11:07.080 dms uh after

02:11:09.380 being branded a

02:11:10.220 racist i got a

02:11:11.040 call from the

02:11:11.780 former director of

02:11:13.140 the rcmp who's

02:11:14.340 dumbfounded by the

02:11:15.360 fact that we nailed

02:11:16.220 it right down to

02:11:17.060 the gag

02:11:17.500 uh this is a

02:11:19.780 stephen pinwasi as

02:11:22.320 well on twitter

02:11:23.140 um but as they

02:11:25.580 dug and uncovered

02:11:26.440 the vancouver

02:11:27.400 model yes the

02:11:28.720 money laundering

02:11:29.340 model is named

02:11:30.160 after canada oh

02:11:31.960 that's nice it's

02:11:32.660 actually the

02:11:33.180 vancouver i thought

02:11:34.240 it was just saying

02:11:34.920 it was in vancouver

02:11:35.820 but no the

02:11:37.000 vancouver model is

02:11:38.440 a system of money

02:11:39.640 laundering apparently

02:11:40.540 oh good he goes on

02:11:43.160 to explain it too

02:11:43.980 the vancouver model

02:11:45.520 is simple drug

02:11:46.860 money is traded

02:11:47.740 for casino chips

02:11:50.140 cash out with a

02:11:52.540 casino check

02:11:53.320 deposit tax-free

02:11:55.240 winnings at a

02:11:56.200 bank buy a house

02:11:57.720 with proceeds and

02:11:59.040 pay the mortgage

02:11:59.600 with rent repeat

02:12:00.900 guys literally went

02:12:03.180 to high roller

02:12:03.880 tables with grocery

02:12:05.060 bags full of cash

02:12:06.860 uh fun side note

02:12:11.200 cooper did an

02:12:12.140 interview with the

02:12:12.960 person on my step

02:12:13.800 describing the

02:12:15.220 inquiry and the

02:12:16.220 vancouver model

02:12:17.020 facebook immediately

02:12:17.860 that's obvious

02:12:19.700 money laundering is 0.97

02:12:21.260 like cockroaches 0.94

02:12:22.340 a place doesn't 0.84

02:12:23.540 just have to have

02:12:24.480 a place doesn't

02:12:25.760 just have one

02:12:26.620 so it was time to

02:12:29.220 look at greater

02:12:29.760 toronto real estate

02:12:30.800 to find folks at

02:12:31.840 transparency

02:12:32.320 international let me

02:12:33.460 help with a study

02:12:34.340 where we found

02:12:35.700 25.4 billion

02:12:38.580 dollars in mortgages

02:12:40.080 with blatant

02:12:40.940 laundering flags and

02:12:42.280 a non-ownership

02:12:43.380 yeah that's pretty

02:12:46.020 big well they gotta

02:12:47.380 hide the money

02:12:47.860 somehow man and

02:12:48.780 casinos i knew were

02:12:49.720 always Chinese you 0.97

02:12:51.420 always see Chinese 1.00

02:12:51.940 people in casinos so

02:12:52.980 they're hiding their

02:12:53.580 money right

02:12:54.020 well i mean like i said

02:12:58.040 you just take the money

02:12:58.780 in exchange it for 1.00

02:12:59.640 fucking cuisine 1.00

02:13:00.500 all right 1.00

02:13:01.740 that's where they

02:13:07.660 traffic children and

02:13:08.500 money

02:13:08.780 it's like mattress

02:13:12.760 so i was on to say

02:13:13.520 politician

02:13:14.120 yeah i went on to say

02:13:16.700 politicians pretended to

02:13:18.640 crack down but then

02:13:19.900 generated liquidity

02:13:21.020 liquidity their 0.83

02:13:22.660 primary concern wasn't

02:13:23.980 the laundering but a

02:13:25.120 bust pushing prices

02:13:26.280 down toronto went on

02:13:28.220 to become fentanyl

02:13:29.180 control center of the

02:13:30.280 world according to the

02:13:31.560 u.s under biden

02:13:32.780 how corrupt is canada

02:13:35.980 one of the world's

02:13:37.300 biggest fentanyl

02:13:38.140 dealers was running

02:13:39.020 his operation using

02:13:40.720 prison mail system

02:13:42.220 oh that's awesome

02:13:45.040 that would be absurd

02:13:48.220 in jailoscope but it

02:13:50.460 didn't make news in

02:13:52.200 canada

02:13:52.700 so that was like a

02:13:54.760 legit thing eh 0.99

02:13:55.600 how the fuck do you 0.61

02:13:56.960 use the mail system in 0.99

02:13:58.300 jail to continue your

02:13:59.460 fentanyl business

02:14:00.360 i don't know

02:14:01.660 most folks don't know

02:14:03.980 canadian government

02:14:05.260 order media bans

02:14:07.020 preventing the

02:14:08.700 discussion of a case

02:14:09.840 recent case involving

02:14:11.840 the rcmp director

02:14:13.120 intel canada's fbi

02:14:15.420 that's not exactly

02:14:17.040 true uh the five

02:14:18.620 eyes director allegedly

02:14:19.860 leaked to a kingpin

02:14:21.440 launderer representing

02:14:23.240 the sinola cartel and

02:14:25.580 terror organizations

02:14:26.800 oh nice what you know

02:14:32.680 who the cartel's banker

02:14:33.680 is 1.00

02:14:34.240 good old fucking 1.00

02:14:36.960 because they recently 1.00

02:14:41.800 paid the largest penalty

02:14:43.100 of its kind in american

02:14:44.440 history

02:14:45.060 uh td bank was fined

02:14:47.200 three billion dollars for

02:14:48.700 enabling drug cartel

02:14:50.000 money laundering

02:14:50.760 that wasn't that long

02:14:52.920 ago they got pinched for 1.00

02:14:54.040 shit like that didn't 1.00

02:14:54.560 they 0.99

02:14:54.740 it was uh it looks like

02:14:59.860 it was october of last

02:15:00.920 year actually

02:15:01.500 yeah that's what i was

02:15:02.780 saying it was just

02:15:03.420 recently it wasn't that

02:15:04.260 long ago

02:15:04.660 yeah and it says

02:15:07.740 speaking of laundromats

02:15:09.140 hsbc canada was

02:15:10.860 recently acquired by rbc

02:15:13.120 with odd terms such

02:15:14.760 as lending to the

02:15:16.340 small group of

02:15:17.200 developers in bc

02:15:18.420 the finance minister

02:15:21.040 at the time must have

02:15:22.260 forgot that they were

02:15:23.200 under investigation at

02:15:24.420 the time of the

02:15:25.660 rushed exit

02:15:26.560 it says something about

02:15:28.560 fake chinese income 0.99

02:15:29.880 mortgages fuel toronto

02:15:31.240 real estate bubble

02:15:32.240 that was from hsbc

02:15:34.920 bank like leaks

02:15:36.200 i mean that's the

02:15:40.280 thing like i we have

02:15:41.520 to already know that

02:15:42.420 there's a ton of 1.00

02:15:43.060 fucking drugs going 1.00

02:15:43.920 back and forth over 1.00

02:15:44.880 our border

02:15:45.380 i mean especially with

02:15:48.540 the way bc is

02:15:49.680 kitty

02:15:54.460 so it says that's a

02:15:56.680 lot about bc but what

02:15:57.900 about ontario

02:15:58.760 we know casinos were

02:16:00.920 used for the same

02:16:01.720 reason why canada was

02:16:03.700 told by an intel agency

02:16:05.200 that the world's

02:16:05.960 largest car theft

02:16:06.960 gang ride and is

02:16:08.580 using casino

02:16:09.460 ignores it goes on to

02:16:12.680 become theft capital

02:16:14.340 yeah right we yeah 0.98

02:16:16.640 there is a fuck ton of

02:16:18.300 car theft happening

02:16:20.000 now

02:16:20.340 yeah

02:16:21.340 there's a

02:16:22.820 and i never really

02:16:23.800 thought about it but

02:16:24.460 that doesn't make a lot

02:16:25.300 of sense

02:16:25.720 there's the maps of all

02:16:30.180 the all the um the car

02:16:31.780 thefts and the uh break

02:16:33.940 and enters and all that

02:16:34.840 for like each region

02:16:35.780 and if you go on and

02:16:37.700 look at like mississauga

02:16:38.620 and brampton oakville

02:16:40.300 burlington like peel york

02:16:41.760 and all like those

02:16:42.420 regions it's insane

02:16:44.200 it is absolutely insane

02:16:47.820 i never really thought

02:16:51.500 about how easy it would

02:16:52.560 be though to launder

02:16:53.380 money using a casino

02:16:54.660 right like i never

02:16:55.920 really considered the

02:16:56.880 fact that you can just

02:16:57.580 take in a boatload of 0.99

02:16:58.460 money and just fucking 1.00

02:16:59.320 exchange it for chips 0.99

02:17:00.360 because once it's done

02:17:01.760 once you do that like

02:17:02.840 you can't there's no

02:17:05.220 proof

02:17:05.700 you could have won those

02:17:08.320 chips

02:17:08.620 right you don't know

02:17:09.820 yeah

02:17:10.980 cards

02:17:12.100 um

02:17:13.520 so what's

02:17:14.000 going on

02:17:16.160 so it says

02:17:17.640 after pressure to

02:17:18.740 improve aml

02:17:19.840 candidate

02:17:20.300 was with new

02:17:21.760 reporting regulations

02:17:22.980 surely this will catch

02:17:24.260 laundering in ontario

02:17:25.340 right

02:17:25.780 funny story

02:17:27.380 a regulator hit a

02:17:28.440 casino with an

02:17:29.360 allegation

02:17:30.080 and whoops

02:17:31.120 the aml

02:17:32.160 reporting system

02:17:33.100 for casinos

02:17:33.800 went offline

02:17:34.780 for six months

02:17:35.820 interesting

02:17:38.520 uh when places

02:17:40.680 have low statistical

02:17:42.020 corruption

02:17:42.640 it's because

02:17:43.700 it has low

02:17:45.180 corruption

02:17:45.720 or it's too

02:17:47.080 corrupt

02:17:47.500 to even try

02:17:48.760 enforcing

02:17:49.460 ontario

02:17:50.420 resembles the

02:17:51.340 latter when it

02:17:52.000 comes to drugs

02:17:52.860 no major drug

02:17:54.240 lab bust

02:17:54.900 but america

02:17:55.980 but usa

02:17:56.720 seems to arrest

02:17:57.660 a lot of

02:17:58.160 smugglers from

02:17:58.880 ontario

02:17:59.400 yeah actually

02:18:02.180 i mean there's a

02:18:03.640 ton that

02:18:04.000 like i'm on

02:18:05.360 a border city

02:18:06.360 um so yeah

02:18:07.820 there's quite often

02:18:08.980 large drug bust

02:18:10.180 there was one not

02:18:10.920 too long ago

02:18:11.480 actually

02:18:11.880 jeet had a 1.00

02:18:13.360 whole fucking 0.99

02:18:13.940 whack load of 0.99

02:18:14.860 cocaine in the

02:18:15.760 truck

02:18:16.000 uh if you're

02:18:19.620 starting to think

02:18:20.160 there's something

02:18:20.660 wrong with

02:18:21.180 canada's

02:18:21.680 government

02:18:22.140 canada's

02:18:22.980 government

02:18:23.320 feels the

02:18:24.120 same way

02:18:24.880 the country's

02:18:26.000 organized crime

02:18:26.800 intelligence unit

02:18:27.860 estimate

02:18:28.500 one in four

02:18:29.620 thousand adults

02:18:30.560 in canada

02:18:31.160 are organized

02:18:31.880 crime

02:18:32.320 and 260

02:18:33.920 organized crime

02:18:34.920 groups work

02:18:35.700 in government

02:18:36.520 well that's

02:18:42.220 not surprising

02:18:42.880 not surprising

02:18:44.380 at all

02:18:44.780 really

02:18:45.180 um let's

02:18:46.780 gloss over

02:18:47.540 the fact that

02:18:48.220 australia's

02:18:48.860 largest fentanyl

02:18:49.860 bust was a

02:18:50.540 shipment recently

02:18:51.420 being smuggled

02:18:52.220 from canada

02:18:53.340 uh granted

02:18:54.940 it wasn't as

02:18:56.000 stylish as

02:18:56.640 canada's

02:18:57.160 coke slash

02:18:57.900 meth

02:18:58.320 in a vintage

02:18:59.000 bentley that

02:18:59.940 occurred a few

02:19:00.620 days later

02:19:01.400 okay i will

02:19:03.900 admit canada

02:19:04.580 provides less

02:19:05.400 than one

02:19:05.840 percent of

02:19:06.360 america's

02:19:06.840 illegal immigrants

02:19:07.780 however when

02:19:08.460 it comes to

02:19:09.000 supervillains

02:19:09.700 canada is

02:19:10.440 the undisputed

02:19:11.640 champion

02:19:12.220 american board

02:19:14.360 the american

02:19:14.900 border encounters

02:19:15.840 with suspected

02:19:17.100 terrorists are

02:19:17.940 500 percent

02:19:19.040 higher on the

02:19:19.780 canadian border

02:19:20.620 versus the 0.55

02:19:22.380 mexican which 0.88

02:19:23.220 is one

02:19:24.500 percent of

02:19:25.440 illegals 0.93

02:19:26.020 uh 80

02:19:27.300 percent of

02:19:27.920 terror suspects

02:19:28.760 so yeah like

02:19:30.400 while we're

02:19:32.400 not sending

02:19:33.040 the largest

02:19:33.940 number of

02:19:35.740 illegal immigrants

02:19:36.660 across the 0.98

02:19:37.260 border it's the

02:19:37.960 largest number

02:19:38.680 of terrorist

02:19:39.560 suspects

02:19:40.140 because i see a

02:19:45.400 lot of people

02:19:45.800 are trying to

02:19:46.260 point to that

02:19:46.920 number that

02:19:47.380 well it's only

02:19:47.980 one percent of

02:19:48.680 immigrants in 0.91

02:19:50.140 the u.s. come

02:19:50.940 through the

02:19:51.280 northern border

02:19:52.000 it's like okay

02:19:52.760 sure that may be

02:19:53.800 the fact but

02:19:54.620 when it's 500

02:19:56.040 percent increase

02:19:57.140 on terrorist

02:19:58.200 suspects

02:19:58.780 i mean that's

02:20:02.020 the number that

02:20:02.460 matters more

02:20:03.100 doesn't it

02:20:03.620 yeah

02:20:04.460 i mean there's

02:20:07.080 watercross man

02:20:07.960 like there's still

02:20:08.600 watercross rocks

02:20:09.440 and road and 0.99

02:20:09.980 shit and all 0.99

02:20:10.400 those points of 1.00

02:20:11.080 entry illegal

02:20:12.020 points of entry

02:20:12.740 there's still

02:20:14.100 watercross like

02:20:14.980 the rcb

02:20:16.000 standard you know

02:20:17.120 what you're doing

02:20:17.660 is illegal and

02:20:18.400 we're gonna have

02:20:18.780 to arrest you

02:20:19.200 when you get

02:20:19.500 here but you'll

02:20:20.020 get a fat check

02:20:20.700 at the end of

02:20:21.200 the day 1.00

02:20:21.720 fuck man 1.00

02:20:25.320 like 1.00

02:20:26.960 i don't know

02:20:29.320 who it was

02:20:29.780 it could have

02:20:30.080 been ferryman

02:20:30.580 or derrick years

02:20:31.300 ago that said

02:20:31.880 you should have

02:20:32.360 signs you know

02:20:34.020 every hundred

02:20:34.700 yards before you

02:20:35.880 get to the border

02:20:36.400 saying okay if

02:20:37.380 you don't stop

02:20:37.900 now you're gonna 0.99

02:20:38.320 get shot 1.00

02:20:38.800 okay you get 1.00

02:20:40.560 the next sign

02:20:41.000 okay now we're

02:20:42.140 not gonna warn

02:20:42.600 you anymore

02:20:43.020 you're gonna get 0.99

02:20:43.500 shot and then 0.97

02:20:45.400 you get to the

02:20:45.760 shoot zone where

02:20:46.460 it's just like

02:20:47.600 skeletons and 1.00

02:20:48.560 fucking dead 1.00

02:20:49.360 people 1.00

02:20:49.680 and vultures

02:20:52.120 where you get

02:20:53.420 shot 0.66

02:20:53.800 50 cal 1.00

02:20:55.040 fuck off man 1.00

02:20:56.440 like warn 1.00

02:20:58.820 them warn

02:20:59.240 them warn

02:20:59.620 them like no

02:21:00.160 like go through

02:21:01.060 legally or

02:21:01.960 if you're coming

02:21:03.100 through illegally

02:21:03.800 what are you

02:21:04.420 hiding

02:21:04.800 yeah

02:21:06.060 right

02:21:07.120 well that's

02:21:10.320 just it

02:21:10.680 right

02:21:11.200 you can come

02:21:11.740 through legally

02:21:12.240 i mean

02:21:12.640 refugees

02:21:13.840 they just go

02:21:14.500 through the

02:21:14.780 legal way 0.99

02:21:15.220 what the fuck 0.98

02:21:15.720 well that's 0.99

02:21:19.860 just it

02:21:20.180 like i've

02:21:20.760 always looked

02:21:21.180 at it as if

02:21:21.920 you have to

02:21:22.300 come through

02:21:22.740 illegally it's

02:21:23.480 because you're

02:21:24.160 going to be

02:21:24.700 denied and you

02:21:25.300 know it because

02:21:26.000 there's something

02:21:26.720 there whether

02:21:27.420 it's a

02:21:28.260 crime or

02:21:29.760 whatever

02:21:30.240 and i love

02:21:32.960 having that

02:21:33.460 because there

02:21:33.940 was somebody

02:21:34.520 in a local

02:21:35.800 group that

02:21:36.340 said something

02:21:36.880 about

02:21:37.300 going around

02:21:39.760 and deporting

02:21:40.380 all these

02:21:40.720 people and

02:21:41.220 treating them

02:21:41.600 like criminals

02:21:42.300 i'm like 0.82

02:21:43.260 well you

02:21:44.380 realize that

02:21:45.320 entering a

02:21:45.980 country illegally

02:21:46.920 makes you a

02:21:48.080 criminal right

02:21:48.940 we're out to

02:21:50.280 hop man you're 0.99

02:21:50.840 a criminal now 0.99

02:21:51.360 like there's

02:21:53.340 law yeah like

02:21:54.820 if you break a

02:21:55.380 law you're a

02:21:55.860 criminal so of

02:21:57.340 course they're

02:21:57.900 going to treat

02:21:58.460 them like

02:21:58.760 criminals because 1.00

02:21:59.580 you fucking 1.00

02:22:00.180 broke a law 1.00

02:22:00.800 just fucking 1.00

02:22:04.540 idiots and 1.00

02:22:05.640 well the best 1.00

02:22:06.320 part was too

02:22:06.900 is he like

02:22:07.860 referenced an

02:22:09.280 article so i

02:22:10.600 went and found

02:22:11.100 that article and

02:22:11.820 i read it

02:22:12.280 and i loved

02:22:13.800 how in the

02:22:14.580 article it

02:22:15.120 mentions that

02:22:15.780 ice is only

02:22:16.440 looking for

02:22:16.960 particular people

02:22:17.920 because in the

02:22:18.760 article it

02:22:19.320 mentioned that

02:22:19.880 they mistakenly

02:22:21.060 detained like a

02:22:24.720 former u.s.

02:22:25.520 military guy who

02:22:26.760 was an american

02:22:27.660 but of mexican

02:22:29.480 descent and it's

02:22:32.760 like they're only

02:22:33.320 targeting a certain

02:22:34.260 type of people i'm

02:22:35.200 like well that's

02:22:35.800 kind of the 0.99

02:22:36.200 fucking point of 0.98

02:22:36.940 deportations isn't 0.99

02:22:38.340 it right like if

02:22:40.760 i'm deporting

02:22:41.920 illegal immigrants i'm 0.85

02:22:42.980 not going around 0.99

02:22:43.520 looking for white

02:22:44.160 americans

02:22:44.720 yeah no i'm just

02:22:49.380 saying how they

02:22:50.320 treat of course

02:22:50.900 you're going to

02:22:51.380 how they treat us

02:22:53.720 old stock canadians

02:22:55.320 on the street how

02:22:56.180 cops treat us man 1.00

02:22:57.140 just for fucking 1.00

02:22:57.720 spitting on the 0.99

02:22:58.220 sidewalk or jaywalking

02:22:59.440 just just looking at

02:23:00.520 the wrong way man

02:23:01.280 they'll beat the 0.99

02:23:01.700 shit out of you and 1.00

02:23:02.340 cuffs and mischief 1.00

02:23:03.660 or we'll come up

02:23:04.220 with something right

02:23:04.820 but they don't give a 0.99

02:23:06.460 fuck about uh you 0.99

02:23:08.620 know people who 1.00

02:23:09.540 just walk in our

02:23:10.260 country i look at

02:23:11.220 me i'm canadian

02:23:11.920 though magic dirt

02:23:13.200 man yeah there's

02:23:16.180 definitely something

02:23:16.700 wrong there um and

02:23:18.880 that's the other

02:23:19.280 thing too it's just

02:23:20.060 it's really annoying

02:23:20.940 it's really annoying

02:23:23.520 though that to be

02:23:24.820 comedian just means

02:23:25.740 to just show up

02:23:26.720 that's it

02:23:31.420 yeah it doesn't make

02:23:34.200 sense

02:23:34.500 cool

02:23:36.280 well and like the

02:23:40.720 other thing too like

02:23:41.640 look at uh with uh

02:23:43.800 with like steve hansen

02:23:45.300 and that mountain calgary

02:23:46.360 doing their you know

02:23:47.960 standing out there with

02:23:48.720 the signs now they're

02:23:49.420 being investigated 0.75

02:23:50.220 it's ridiculous 0.64

02:23:53.500 you can stand out

02:23:55.420 there by the by the

02:23:57.760 police

02:23:58.120 for what

02:24:00.040 for standing out

02:24:03.360 there with white

02:24:03.960 lives matter signs and 1.00

02:24:05.460 deport them all and 0.96

02:24:07.120 but what does what are

02:24:08.640 they being investigated

02:24:09.480 for that's what i mean

02:24:10.500 like they didn't do

02:24:11.160 anything wrong you

02:24:11.980 can stand out

02:24:12.620 for hate

02:24:13.060 i'm terrible

02:24:14.340 what do you say

02:24:15.400 that's hateful

02:24:15.980 you can't say white

02:24:17.620 lives matter that's

02:24:18.500 hateful

02:24:18.880 i don't know

02:24:21.000 they're throwing

02:24:21.520 romans traffic going

02:24:22.720 by there's cars going

02:24:23.580 by and they're doing 0.99

02:24:24.280 that and shit and 0.97

02:24:25.220 that's not gonna 1.00

02:24:25.960 fucking win anybody 0.93

02:24:27.180 over we're doing that 1.00

02:24:28.000 shit that's all i'm 1.00

02:24:28.700 saying 0.99

02:24:28.900 who cares

02:24:30.500 i i still don't

02:24:31.860 really care though

02:24:32.840 like whether

02:24:33.760 whether or not

02:24:35.120 you're through

02:24:35.500 a lot of people

02:24:37.220 a lot of people are

02:24:37.340 gonna look

02:24:37.840 read those signs

02:24:38.580 yeah i agree man

02:24:39.800 but i can't say

02:24:40.560 i don't think it's

02:24:40.960 my job

02:24:41.400 but when you're

02:24:42.560 doing this

02:24:43.140 you're gonna turn a

02:24:44.440 lot of people away

02:24:45.100 throwing romans man

02:24:46.200 and public like that

02:24:47.080 like why

02:24:47.500 like i don't get it

02:24:48.440 like we're not

02:24:49.000 we're canadian man

02:24:50.620 we're not

02:24:51.000 in the nazi party

02:24:52.000 jesus christ

02:24:52.720 i thought it was

02:24:53.540 cool though to

02:24:54.040 throw teslas now

02:24:54.980 it is it's kind of

02:24:56.560 funny sometimes but

02:24:57.480 there's a time and

02:24:58.020 a place right

02:24:58.620 but isn't now the

02:25:02.440 time in the place

02:25:03.320 like is it that the

02:25:04.240 whole point like now 0.99

02:25:05.080 is the fucking 0.99

02:25:05.540 time in the place 0.99

02:25:06.240 i guess i've been

02:25:07.340 throwing a lot

02:25:07.800 how much more time

02:25:08.900 in place does there

02:25:09.600 need to be to 0.99

02:25:10.080 fucking throw a 0.99

02:25:10.600 roman than right 0.99

02:25:11.380 now

02:25:11.700 this is the most

02:25:13.180 i've ever done

02:25:13.740 them in my life

02:25:14.380 i said i said

02:25:17.740 by the end of

02:25:18.220 last summer

02:25:18.660 like i feel like

02:25:20.280 now is the time

02:25:21.020 in the place

02:25:21.540 i know last

02:25:23.300 summer i said 0.98

02:25:23.880 i'd be fucking 0.98

02:25:24.420 throwing romans 0.99

02:25:25.100 and i am

02:25:25.480 throwing romans

02:25:25.860 like make romans

02:25:26.740 great again

02:25:27.320 like but if you

02:25:28.320 don't have to

02:25:29.020 don't because

02:25:30.040 if you're trying

02:25:31.020 to if you're

02:25:31.460 doing if you're

02:25:32.000 trying to get

02:25:32.320 the public eye

02:25:33.000 this is not

02:25:34.600 helping that's

02:25:35.560 all i'm saying

02:25:36.080 it's like if

02:25:36.800 you want to 0.99

02:25:37.320 fucking change 1.00

02:25:38.420 the hearts 1.00

02:25:38.760 of minds

02:25:39.160 and people

02:25:40.020 like that's

02:25:41.440 always going to

02:25:41.820 be scary to

02:25:42.440 some people man

02:25:43.120 a lot of

02:25:43.560 people it's

02:25:44.020 going to be

02:25:44.240 scary oh

02:25:44.740 that's a

02:25:45.080 scary man

02:25:45.580 look at the

02:25:45.860 scary man

02:25:46.360 he's a

02:25:46.660 teachable

02:25:47.400 moment in my

02:25:48.340 eyes that's

02:25:49.020 a teachable

02:25:49.600 moment

02:25:50.160 well people

02:25:51.740 are lazy and

02:25:52.420 they don't they're

02:25:52.920 not going to 0.99

02:25:53.240 fucking learn 0.99

02:25:54.400 then that's 1.00

02:25:55.120 okay because

02:25:56.000 those are the

02:25:56.540 people that are

02:25:57.080 going to

02:25:58.320 those people

02:25:59.260 don't matter

02:26:00.000 anyway

02:26:00.500 yeah that's

02:26:02.920 what i feel

02:26:03.320 like anyway i

02:26:04.040 don't know

02:26:04.300 that's just

02:26:05.240 me maybe i'm

02:26:06.600 just a weirdo

02:26:07.260 because i don't

02:26:07.980 really give a 0.96

02:26:08.540 shit but i feel 0.99

02:26:09.240 like if there 0.99

02:26:09.720 was ever a time

02:26:10.540 and a place for

02:26:11.080 us to be 0.98

02:26:11.460 fucking bring 0.99

02:26:11.920 back a roman 0.99

02:26:12.500 it would be 1.00

02:26:12.920 right fucking 0.98

02:26:13.460 now 0.99

02:26:13.800 yeah i

02:26:15.620 agree

02:26:16.240 i'm gonna

02:26:18.480 keep where

02:26:18.960 anyway last

02:26:20.140 year i would

02:26:20.580 have been

02:26:20.780 dead against 1.00

02:26:21.320 this shit but 1.00

02:26:21.900 now i'm 1.00

02:26:22.220 kind of like

02:26:22.660 but again you

02:26:24.420 have to think

02:26:24.820 of the normies

02:26:25.480 the normies

02:26:26.060 when they see

02:26:26.680 that they see

02:26:28.000 they see red

02:26:30.040 because it's

02:26:30.860 they're brainwashed

02:26:31.700 man like i was

02:26:32.500 too right it

02:26:34.440 takes a long

02:26:35.280 time for people

02:26:35.900 to come around

02:26:36.540 to the way we

02:26:38.080 think right it

02:26:39.100 takes a long

02:26:39.520 time some people

02:26:40.940 don't want to

02:26:41.540 know i stopped 0.99

02:26:42.100 giving a shit 0.97

02:26:42.760 though about 0.99

02:26:43.280 what other

02:26:43.620 people thought

02:26:44.140 and all of

02:26:44.580 those things

02:26:44.920 a long long

02:26:45.700 long long

02:26:46.420 long long

02:26:46.880 long time

02:26:47.380 ago so it's

02:26:48.160 unfortunate for

02:26:49.060 people and i i

02:26:50.640 i honestly do

02:26:51.780 feel bad for

02:26:52.480 people that just

02:26:53.180 aren't able to

02:26:53.960 see but i said

02:26:55.220 this before and

02:26:55.820 i'm going to say

02:26:56.260 this again like i

02:26:57.260 honestly i feel

02:26:58.280 like there's i

02:26:59.880 just i don't

02:27:00.840 the time has

02:27:01.840 come gone

02:27:02.740 yeah exactly

02:27:06.100 if you if you

02:27:06.920 can't see it

02:27:07.640 it's not you

02:27:09.420 like i feel like

02:27:11.480 i don't have the

02:27:12.240 time or the

02:27:12.780 energy or

02:27:13.720 anything anymore

02:27:14.760 it's you know

02:27:15.540 it's it's

02:27:16.280 fitted or

02:27:16.700 off time

02:27:17.480 tom's like

02:27:18.920 weimar problems

02:27:19.820 require weimar

02:27:20.680 solutions

02:27:21.420 right yeah

02:27:22.360 we're looking after

02:27:22.860 white people

02:27:23.500 not others 0.90

02:27:24.520 sorry

02:27:25.880 where's tom

02:27:27.060 i don't have that

02:27:27.780 on here man

02:27:28.280 what are you doing 0.87

02:27:28.940 in the trash

02:27:29.380 in peppermint

02:27:30.000 what's you guys

02:27:31.700 sending them

02:27:32.060 on me 1.00

02:27:32.360 those fuckers 1.00

02:27:33.160 on here man 1.00

02:27:33.680 what's up

02:27:35.300 who wants

02:27:35.720 links

02:27:36.040 i don't know

02:27:37.180 it's not my 0.99

02:27:37.960 fucking show 0.99

02:27:38.520 so i'll 0.99

02:27:39.160 i shouldn't

02:27:40.420 maybe shouldn't

02:27:41.460 suggest 0.99

02:27:41.760 who the fuck 1.00

02:27:42.900 are you 1.00

02:27:43.460 i'm just i'll

02:27:44.680 i'll see myself

02:27:45.420 out the door

02:27:45.980 it's about time

02:27:59.380 now that chris is

02:28:01.960 silent

02:28:02.300 i'm gonna show 0.99

02:28:05.960 boobs 0.99

02:28:06.580 oh he'll come

02:28:09.380 back for that

02:28:10.140 told you 1.00

02:28:12.340 fucking told 1.00

02:28:14.000 you 1.00

02:28:14.840 that was gonna

02:28:17.560 happen

02:28:17.840 right

02:28:19.960 well of course

02:28:23.100 well it has to

02:28:23.920 work every time

02:28:24.600 60 percent of

02:28:27.760 the time

02:28:28.040 i mean

02:28:28.520 you knew he

02:28:31.000 was going to

02:28:31.620 anyway because

02:28:32.320 he already

02:28:32.780 admitted to last

02:28:33.700 night

02:28:34.000 staring at like

02:28:35.780 national geographic 0.94

02:28:37.220 titties

02:28:38.240 so i mean 0.97

02:28:39.040 if he's willing

02:28:39.680 to look at

02:28:40.140 those

02:28:40.660 no i wasn't

02:28:42.520 and i didn't

02:28:43.920 i get well

02:28:44.520 you couldn't

02:28:44.960 help it because

02:28:45.520 i was right

02:28:46.180 next to her 0.99

02:28:46.640 in the fucking 1.00

02:28:47.020 panel like 1.00

02:28:47.680 she was right

02:28:48.180 beside me

02:28:48.860 and above me

02:28:50.160 like if it

02:28:51.180 had been nice 0.99

02:28:51.720 tits i 1.00

02:28:52.120 wasn't

02:28:52.340 it had

02:28:54.000 been a chick

02:28:54.480 with some 0.99

02:28:54.800 nice boobs 0.99

02:28:55.260 doing that 0.95

02:28:55.740 i went like

02:28:56.440 this and i

02:28:56.740 went like

02:28:58.680 that because

02:28:59.160 that's where

02:28:59.420 she was right

02:28:59.940 above me

02:29:00.260 in the panel

02:29:00.660 right but

02:29:01.420 i wasn't doing

02:29:01.920 that with hers

02:29:02.420 man i was 1.00

02:29:02.700 like fuck 0.99

02:29:03.100 no because 1.00

02:29:04.100 you just you

02:29:04.640 get lost in

02:29:05.220 there and

02:29:05.580 you need to

02:29:06.500 have a

02:29:06.800 life line

02:29:08.000 a safety

02:29:08.340 line to pull

02:29:08.780 you back

02:29:09.060 out 1.00

02:29:09.360 like fuck 1.00

02:29:11.080 no man 1.00

02:29:11.960 jesus

02:29:13.800 and and

02:29:14.480 they're 0.99

02:29:15.600 fucking hot 0.99

02:29:16.220 he's like 0.99

02:29:16.500 oh they're 0.97

02:29:17.000 great boobs 0.97

02:29:17.600 oh i want to 1.00

02:29:18.260 titty fuck 1.00

02:29:18.620 those boobs 1.00

02:29:19.040 like no 1.00

02:29:19.420 what the fuck 0.99

02:29:20.020 man 1.00

02:29:20.340 yeah everybody

02:29:21.720 has a different

02:29:22.440 idea of what

02:29:23.200 boobs look like 1.00

02:29:24.020 though what

02:29:24.600 makes their

02:29:25.120 like everybody

02:29:26.000 every dude

02:29:26.820 has a different

02:29:27.660 image of what

02:29:28.860 they think

02:29:29.300 boobies are 1.00

02:29:30.000 hot

02:29:30.580 oh okay

02:29:31.600 how i look 0.92

02:29:32.180 at boobs 0.76

02:29:32.520 and to be 0.91

02:29:32.840 perfectly honest

02:29:33.820 i'm willing

02:29:35.620 to bet lc

02:29:36.300 does not 0.99

02:29:36.780 see boobs 0.98

02:29:37.280 very often 0.95

02:29:37.980 does my 1.00

02:29:38.980 cock 0.99

02:29:39.300 symmetrically

02:29:40.180 fit perfectly

02:29:40.960 in between 1.00

02:29:41.760 those tits 1.00

02:29:42.400 well then 0.99

02:29:42.960 those are 0.93

02:29:43.500 the tits 0.99

02:29:43.720 for me 0.99

02:29:44.080 right

02:29:44.360 oh lord

02:29:45.880 i picture my 0.99

02:29:46.680 fucking big 1.00

02:29:47.440 hard boner 1.00

02:29:48.040 right there

02:29:48.420 right in

02:29:48.660 between

02:29:48.960 oh my god

02:29:50.560 oh my god

02:29:51.480 and if all

02:29:54.700 i see is my 1.00

02:29:55.320 cock 0.99

02:29:55.680 there has to

02:30:00.600 be like

02:30:01.240 head 0.74

02:30:01.640 boob

02:30:02.300 face

02:30:03.400 right

02:30:04.100 tell me when

02:30:05.900 we're done

02:30:06.180 and i'll put

02:30:07.080 my earbud

02:30:07.460 back in

02:30:07.920 why do we

02:30:08.480 bring him

02:30:08.900 on

02:30:09.200 can i put

02:30:12.780 them in

02:30:13.060 again

02:30:13.360 are you done

02:30:14.940 talking about 1.00

02:30:15.480 your dick 1.00

02:30:15.960 i'm talking 1.00

02:30:17.400 about tits 1.00

02:30:17.980 and how i 0.94

02:30:19.260 age tits 0.97

02:30:20.140 i never want 0.99

02:30:21.740 to hear anything

02:30:22.400 like that ever

02:30:23.040 again

02:30:23.460 there are

02:30:24.480 things

02:30:25.240 i don't

02:30:28.380 i listen

02:30:29.060 i know

02:30:29.640 that i'm

02:30:30.080 not like

02:30:30.480 a real

02:30:31.060 some things

02:30:37.180 that i just

02:30:37.640 don't want

02:30:38.060 to conversations

02:30:38.860 i don't want

02:30:39.420 to be a

02:30:39.740 part of

02:30:40.360 yeah right

02:30:45.180 and look

02:30:47.360 everman

02:30:47.960 pretending

02:30:49.460 like he's

02:30:50.100 out

02:30:50.340 yeah right

02:30:51.060 you hurt

02:30:51.640 up when 1.00

02:30:52.140 you fucking 1.00

02:30:52.740 heard him 1.00

02:30:53.160 talking about

02:30:53.800 that's what

02:30:54.320 happened there

02:30:54.940 the other

02:30:58.640 day when

02:30:59.180 we talked

02:30:59.540 about the

02:31:00.000 stuff the

02:31:00.880 other day

02:31:01.200 it's the

02:31:01.460 same thing

02:31:01.800 i can't

02:31:02.260 talk about

02:31:02.680 these things

02:31:03.100 with you

02:31:03.420 guys i

02:31:04.040 know that

02:31:04.760 i'm like

02:31:05.200 a dude

02:31:05.720 like i'm

02:31:06.520 like a

02:31:06.780 bro

02:31:07.140 i'm still

02:31:09.740 i'm still

02:31:10.440 a girl

02:31:10.960 yes you

02:31:11.940 are

02:31:12.200 i can't

02:31:13.760 a woman 0.57

02:31:14.380 exactly and

02:31:16.580 you know what

02:31:17.100 there are

02:31:17.620 certain things

02:31:18.220 that i just

02:31:18.720 am not

02:31:19.020 comfortable

02:31:19.280 talking about

02:31:19.960 sorry 1.00

02:31:21.460 penises 1.00

02:31:22.360 and vaginas 1.00

02:31:23.060 i will 0.96

02:31:26.260 talk about 0.99

02:31:29.020 dicks 0.99

02:31:29.720 i'll talk

02:31:30.200 about 0.99

02:31:30.400 vaginas 1.00

02:31:30.960 i just

02:31:31.420 won't talk

02:31:31.820 about

02:31:32.040 specific 0.98

02:31:33.120 dicks 0.99

02:31:34.400 and vaginas 1.00

02:31:35.180 i don't want 0.99

02:31:36.040 to hear

02:31:36.260 about

02:31:36.660 either

02:31:37.160 of yours

02:31:38.040 the things

02:31:38.880 you can do

02:31:39.240 with them

02:31:39.860 that's chris

02:31:52.280 every time

02:31:52.720 he jumps

02:31:53.080 on stream

02:31:53.640 he wants

02:31:54.020 everybody to

02:31:54.560 say hello

02:31:54.920 to his

02:31:55.180 little friend

02:31:55.780 give your 0.99

02:31:58.580 balls a 0.99

02:31:59.040 tug

02:31:59.300 just saying

02:32:03.380 i remember

02:32:04.900 doing it

02:32:05.280 i won't do

02:32:06.020 it

02:32:06.480 but uh

02:32:07.660 it's

02:32:07.820 crazy

02:32:10.400 that's it

02:32:15.480 we're not

02:32:15.960 talking about

02:32:16.540 it anymore

02:32:17.000 anyway

02:32:17.340 anything else

02:32:18.620 i hope not

02:32:21.040 yeah

02:32:22.700 i definitely

02:32:23.160 don't want to

02:32:23.620 talk about 0.90

02:32:24.040 boobs anymore 0.99

02:32:24.560 his black hawk

02:32:25.760 is down

02:32:26.200 i don't know

02:32:29.300 any uh

02:32:29.960 any more

02:32:31.340 on the

02:32:31.720 any more

02:32:33.680 well

02:32:34.080 accidents 1.00

02:32:34.680 and shit 0.99

02:32:35.220 i 1.00

02:32:37.020 beat a dead

02:32:38.560 horse

02:32:38.840 but my

02:32:39.160 god man

02:32:39.580 it's every

02:32:39.880 day man

02:32:40.320 there's 1.00

02:32:40.520 fucking 1.00

02:32:40.800 another 1.00

02:32:41.200 transport

02:32:41.620 truck 1.00

02:32:41.940 fucking 1.00

02:32:42.260 smashes 1.00

02:32:42.680 in the 1.00

02:32:43.000 shit 1.00

02:32:43.220 and 1.00

02:32:43.500 oh

02:32:44.580 definitely

02:32:45.440 bright line

02:32:45.940 hit somebody

02:32:46.520 for sure 0.96

02:32:47.060 do you

02:32:47.340 want me to

02:32:47.700 show you

02:32:48.180 i'll show

02:32:48.560 you if

02:32:48.820 you want

02:32:49.180 bright line

02:32:49.720 for sure 0.56

02:32:50.120 hit someone 0.95

02:32:50.560 give me

02:32:50.900 one second

02:32:51.360 i'll be

02:32:51.600 right back

02:32:52.060 we might as

02:32:53.040 well make

02:32:53.960 that a

02:32:54.420 we might as

02:32:56.020 well make

02:32:56.400 that a part

02:32:57.000 of the show

02:32:57.500 i mean

02:32:58.060 you get 0.99

02:32:58.460 so fucking 0.99

02:32:59.020 giddy about 0.99

02:32:59.600 it

02:33:00.220 what

02:33:01.020 it is

02:33:02.340 amazing

02:33:02.840 don't even

02:33:03.360 act like

02:33:03.840 it's

02:33:04.040 yeah 0.99

02:33:06.860 it fucking 0.99

02:33:08.280 cracks me up 0.99

02:33:08.880 like

02:33:09.120 when i see

02:33:10.760 somebody

02:33:11.000 yes i do

02:33:12.120 actually

02:33:12.420 i don't know

02:33:12.720 why

02:33:13.120 i mean it's

02:33:18.540 not like we

02:33:19.000 didn't show

02:33:19.580 somebody die

02:33:20.140 earlier

02:33:20.560 so

02:33:21.020 the train

02:33:24.360 shirt

02:33:24.680 i try so

02:33:35.400 hard not to

02:33:35.860 get so

02:33:36.140 excited about

02:33:36.700 this but

02:33:37.020 it's really

02:33:37.320 hard not

02:33:37.740 to so

02:33:38.240 all right

02:33:39.300 i'll let you

02:33:40.440 guys hear me

02:33:40.840 get excited

02:33:41.260 about it

02:33:41.740 it's probably

02:33:42.360 my favorite

02:33:43.000 part of

02:33:43.480 the train

02:33:44.520 is racist

02:33:45.740 and

02:33:46.280 east coast

02:33:51.140 uh

02:33:51.460 news

02:33:52.860 here

02:34:01.480 here we

02:34:02.040 have the

02:34:02.480 bright line

02:34:03.080 kills

02:34:03.520 florida man

02:34:04.280 that's

02:34:05.200 that's what

02:34:05.660 we have

02:34:06.120 where

02:34:07.440 it's amazing

02:34:08.340 you got one

02:34:09.840 there's a lot

02:34:10.600 with that

02:34:10.940 bright line

02:34:11.460 apparently that

02:34:12.360 happens a lot

02:34:12.960 man with

02:34:13.860 that train

02:34:14.220 yeah

02:34:14.480 try that

02:34:15.480 because it's

02:34:16.640 florida man

02:34:17.200 right

02:34:17.500 florida man

02:34:18.020 every day

02:34:18.840 i hear about

02:34:19.480 it every

02:34:19.820 day

02:34:20.360 yeah

02:34:21.000 florida

02:34:21.440 is the

02:34:21.820 jeep

02:34:22.040 of north

02:34:22.360 america

02:34:22.700 or southern

02:34:23.140 north america

02:34:24.220 well i mean

02:34:24.860 they really

02:34:25.220 yeah

02:34:28.980 well it's the

02:34:29.720 term florida

02:34:30.360 man for a

02:34:30.920 reason

02:34:31.140 because

02:34:31.660 florida man 0.92

02:34:32.800 is crazy 0.99

02:34:33.640 man 0.99

02:34:34.100 you know

02:34:34.560 like

02:34:34.920 redneck

02:34:37.120 hillbilly

02:34:37.640 meth

02:34:38.100 fed 0.80

02:34:38.440 nonsense

02:34:39.520 there too

02:34:43.040 like

02:34:43.340 like

02:34:45.380 oh

02:34:45.620 here's a

02:34:48.580 video of

02:34:49.300 trump

02:34:50.000 blaming

02:34:50.420 dei

02:34:51.320 and poor

02:34:51.680 hiring

02:34:52.000 standards

02:34:52.740 for the

02:34:53.520 crash

02:34:53.720 yeah

02:34:54.780 you want

02:34:55.220 to see

02:34:55.420 that

02:34:55.680 no

02:34:56.180 yes

02:34:56.780 because you

02:34:57.260 know

02:34:57.360 i said

02:34:57.740 the same

02:34:58.060 thing

02:34:58.380 we're seeing

02:34:59.460 a lot more

02:34:59.960 plane crash

02:35:00.540 now

02:35:00.920 because

02:35:01.540 of

02:35:01.820 dei

02:35:02.340 hires

02:35:02.700 man

02:35:03.040 okay

02:35:03.900 i'll play

02:35:04.680 it

02:35:04.980 i did

02:35:06.140 see

02:35:06.480 i did

02:35:07.060 see an

02:35:07.400 article

02:35:07.720 the other

02:35:08.220 yeah there

02:35:09.640 was an

02:35:09.940 article though

02:35:10.440 saying how

02:35:11.000 the faa

02:35:11.680 denied a

02:35:13.080 whole bunch

02:35:13.500 of qualified

02:35:14.040 applicants

02:35:14.660 in favor

02:35:15.480 of dei

02:35:16.200 so maybe

02:35:16.740 yeah

02:35:17.220 yes

02:35:18.440 and that's

02:35:19.560 why boeing

02:35:20.060 even the

02:35:20.420 company

02:35:20.720 the people

02:35:21.060 inside the

02:35:21.600 company

02:35:21.780 that work

02:35:22.040 there like

02:35:22.420 this is 0.69

02:35:22.740 crazy man

02:35:23.320 the quality

02:35:24.560 is going

02:35:24.960 way down

02:35:25.520 um

02:35:26.840 is the dei

02:35:28.200 and they

02:35:28.500 fired a lot

02:35:29.020 of people

02:35:29.240 because of

02:35:29.520 the jab

02:35:29.840 people didn't

02:35:30.300 want to get

02:35:30.560 the jab

02:35:30.880 so they

02:35:31.080 got fired

02:35:31.480 man

02:35:31.760 so 1.00

02:35:32.000 fuck 1.00

02:35:33.020 what led 1.00

02:35:37.460 this crash

02:35:38.560 some very

02:35:39.420 strong opinions

02:35:40.420 and ideas

02:35:41.600 and i think

02:35:42.060 we'll probably

02:35:42.560 state those

02:35:43.180 opinions now

02:35:44.040 because over

02:35:45.540 the years

02:35:45.880 i've watched

02:35:46.420 as things

02:35:47.020 like this

02:35:47.500 happen and

02:35:48.020 they say

02:35:48.420 well we're

02:35:49.040 always

02:35:49.500 investigating

02:35:50.220 and then the

02:35:50.760 investigation

02:35:51.420 three years

02:35:52.000 later they

02:35:52.440 announce it

02:35:52.940 we think

02:35:53.340 we have

02:35:54.200 some pretty

02:35:54.580 good ideas

02:35:55.300 but we'll

02:35:56.560 find out how

02:35:57.200 this disaster

02:35:57.900 occurred and

02:35:58.560 we'll ensure

02:35:59.300 that nothing

02:36:00.560 like this

02:36:01.560 ever happens

02:36:02.160 again

02:36:02.560 the faa

02:36:03.980 and the

02:36:04.480 ntsb

02:36:05.520 and the

02:36:05.820 u.s military

02:36:06.600 will be

02:36:07.000 carrying out

02:36:07.640 a systematic

02:36:09.020 and comprehensive

02:36:09.920 investigation

02:36:10.800 our new

02:36:11.440 secretary of

02:36:12.240 transportation

02:36:12.940 sean duffy

02:36:14.140 his

02:36:15.300 second day

02:36:16.420 on the

02:36:16.660 job

02:36:16.980 when that

02:36:18.460 happened

02:36:18.840 it's a

02:36:19.760 it's a

02:36:21.080 rough one

02:36:21.520 we'll be

02:36:22.700 working tirelessly

02:36:23.620 he's a great

02:36:24.160 gentleman

02:36:24.580 the whole

02:36:25.280 group is

02:36:25.980 these are

02:36:26.460 great people

02:36:27.180 and they

02:36:28.380 are working

02:36:28.940 tirelessly

02:36:29.460 to figure out

02:36:30.740 exactly what

02:36:31.540 happened

02:36:31.900 we will state

02:36:33.500 certain opinions

02:36:34.280 however i'm also

02:36:35.380 immediately appointing

02:36:37.020 an acting

02:36:37.560 commissioner

02:36:38.100 to the faa

02:36:39.600 christopher

02:36:40.300 rochelieu

02:36:41.200 a 22 year

02:36:43.120 veteran of the

02:36:44.080 agency

02:36:44.480 highly respected

02:36:45.440 uh christopher

02:36:47.260 thank you very

02:36:47.880 much

02:36:48.180 appreciate it

02:36:49.140 we must have

02:36:50.360 only the highest

02:36:51.080 standards for those 0.97

02:36:52.020 who work in our

02:36:52.740 aviation system

02:36:53.760 i changed

02:36:54.540 the obama

02:36:56.040 standards

02:36:56.680 from very

02:36:57.900 mediocre at best

02:36:58.920 to extraordinary

02:36:59.780 you remember

02:37:01.360 that

02:37:01.740 only the highest

02:37:03.620 aptitude

02:37:04.480 they have to be

02:37:06.400 the highest

02:37:07.800 intellect

02:37:08.440 and psychologically

02:37:09.760 superior people

02:37:10.960 were allowed to

02:37:12.560 qualify for air

02:37:13.660 traffic controllers

02:37:14.800 that was not so

02:37:16.840 prior to

02:37:17.540 getting there

02:37:19.420 when i arrived

02:37:20.500 in

02:37:20.780 2016

02:37:22.000 i made that

02:37:22.680 change very

02:37:23.340 early on

02:37:23.900 because i always

02:37:24.580 felt this was a

02:37:25.380 job that

02:37:25.940 and other jobs

02:37:27.040 too but this was

02:37:27.940 a job that had

02:37:28.640 to be superior

02:37:29.880 intelligence

02:37:30.720 and uh

02:37:31.700 we didn't really

02:37:33.240 have that

02:37:33.740 and we had it

02:37:34.420 and then when i

02:37:36.280 left office

02:37:37.340 and biden took

02:37:38.920 over he changed

02:37:39.920 them back

02:37:40.600 to lower

02:37:41.420 than ever before

02:37:43.800 i put safety

02:37:45.820 first

02:37:46.320 obama biden

02:37:47.440 and the democrats

02:37:48.260 put policy first

02:37:49.460 and they put

02:37:50.780 uh

02:37:51.180 politics

02:37:52.120 at a level

02:37:53.580 that nobody's

02:37:54.760 ever seen

02:37:56.620 because this was

02:37:57.580 the lowest level

02:37:58.420 their policy was

02:38:00.000 horrible

02:38:00.700 and their politics

02:38:02.240 was even worse

02:38:03.320 so as you know

02:38:04.880 last week long

02:38:05.740 before the crash

02:38:06.660 i signed an

02:38:07.380 executive order

02:38:08.120 restoring our

02:38:08.920 highest standards

02:38:10.480 for air traffic

02:38:11.380 controllers and

02:38:12.340 other important

02:38:12.960 jobs throughout

02:38:13.580 the country

02:38:14.080 so it was very

02:38:14.680 interesting

02:38:15.200 about a week

02:38:16.360 ago

02:38:16.760 almost

02:38:18.100 upon

02:38:19.420 entering office

02:38:21.340 i signed

02:38:22.500 i signed

02:38:22.520 something last

02:38:23.320 week

02:38:23.620 that uh

02:38:25.400 was an

02:38:26.180 executive order

02:38:26.880 very powerful

02:38:27.560 on restoring

02:38:28.200 the highest

02:38:28.600 standards of

02:38:29.140 air traffic

02:38:29.660 controllers

02:38:30.260 and others

02:38:31.560 by the way

02:38:32.220 then my

02:38:33.740 administration

02:38:34.200 will set the

02:38:35.000 highest possible

02:38:35.780 bar for aviation

02:38:36.820 safety

02:38:37.340 we have to have

02:38:37.960 our smartest

02:38:38.500 people

02:38:39.100 it doesn't matter

02:38:40.420 what they look

02:38:41.000 like

02:38:41.440 how they speak

02:38:43.080 who they are

02:38:43.740 it matters

02:38:44.360 intellect

02:38:45.140 talent

02:38:45.740 the word

02:38:46.480 talent

02:38:46.980 you have to be

02:38:48.020 talented

02:38:48.440 naturally talented

02:38:49.660 geniuses

02:38:50.700 you can't have

02:38:52.560 regular people

02:38:53.220 doing that job

02:38:54.020 they won't be able

02:38:54.900 to do it

02:38:55.540 but we'll restore

02:38:57.100 faith in american

02:38:58.020 air travel

02:38:58.660 i'll

02:38:59.000 say about that

02:39:00.760 i do want to

02:39:01.440 point out that

02:39:02.580 various articles

02:39:04.320 that appeared

02:39:05.620 prior to my

02:39:07.240 entering office

02:39:08.220 and here's one

02:39:09.920 the faa's 0.92

02:39:11.820 diversity push

02:39:12.660 includes focus

02:39:13.580 on hiring people

02:39:14.700 with severe

02:39:16.040 intellectual and

02:39:17.200 psychiatric disabilities

02:39:18.760 that is amazing

02:39:21.660 and then it says

02:39:22.860 faa

02:39:23.520 says people

02:39:24.700 with severe

02:39:25.240 disabilities

02:39:25.920 are most

02:39:26.500 underrepresented

02:39:28.080 segment of the

02:39:29.040 workforce

02:39:29.440 and they want

02:39:29.960 them in

02:39:30.300 and they want

02:39:30.980 them

02:39:31.240 they can be

02:39:32.600 air traffic

02:39:33.260 controllers

02:39:33.780 i don't think

02:39:34.500 so

02:39:34.840 this was

02:39:35.900 in january

02:39:37.980 14th

02:39:38.620 so that was

02:39:39.300 a week before

02:39:41.120 i entered office

02:39:41.940 they put a big

02:39:42.680 push to put

02:39:43.400 diversity

02:39:44.760 into the faa's 0.99

02:39:46.500 program

02:39:47.060 then another

02:39:49.400 article the federal

02:39:51.400 aviation administration

02:39:52.600 this was before i

02:39:53.900 got to office

02:39:55.860 recently

02:39:57.060 second term

02:39:58.020 the faa

02:40:00.200 is actively

02:40:01.020 recruiting workers

02:40:02.020 who suffer

02:40:02.980 severe

02:40:03.580 intellectual

02:40:04.780 disabilities

02:40:05.700 psychiatric

02:40:06.720 problems

02:40:07.560 and other mental

02:40:08.280 and physical

02:40:08.820 conditions

02:40:09.480 under a diversity

02:40:10.480 and inclusion

02:40:11.320 hiring initiative

02:40:12.340 spelled out

02:40:13.120 on the agency's

02:40:14.840 website

02:40:15.200 can you imagine

02:40:16.160 these are people

02:40:17.080 that are

02:40:19.040 i mean actually

02:40:20.380 their lives are

02:40:21.540 shortened because

02:40:22.320 of the stress

02:40:23.160 that they have

02:40:24.320 brilliant people

02:40:27.080 have to be in

02:40:28.500 those positions

02:40:29.180 and their lives

02:40:29.960 are actually

02:40:30.600 shortened

02:40:31.000 very substantially

02:40:31.940 shortened because

02:40:32.700 of the stress

02:40:33.340 where you have

02:40:34.400 many many planes

02:40:35.280 coming into one

02:40:36.100 target

02:40:36.540 those lives

02:40:37.940 you need a very

02:40:39.980 special talent

02:40:40.880 and a very special

02:40:41.760 genius to be able

02:40:42.680 to do it

02:40:43.360 targeted

02:40:44.520 disabilities

02:40:45.360 are those

02:40:45.840 disabilities

02:40:46.400 that the federal

02:40:47.100 government

02:40:47.600 as a matter of

02:40:48.540 policy

02:40:48.940 it's a suicide

02:40:50.620 rate there too

02:40:51.380 right

02:40:51.660 like

02:40:52.060 like uh

02:40:54.220 like there's

02:40:54.620 there's lots of

02:40:55.460 stories where air

02:40:55.960 traffic controllers 0.98

02:40:56.580 felt so fucking 1.00

02:40:57.720 bad over fucking 0.99

02:40:58.740 up that they 1.00

02:40:59.260 fucking ended 1.00

02:40:59.760 themselves man 1.00

02:41:00.460 right 1.00

02:41:02.780 fuck man 1.00

02:41:04.100 i wouldn't want 1.00

02:41:04.760 that on my

02:41:05.100 hands

02:41:05.340 yeah and he's

02:41:07.760 literally saying

02:41:08.480 that like

02:41:09.060 the

02:41:09.680 the um

02:41:10.720 um

02:41:12.780 the qualifications

02:41:13.880 or whatever

02:41:14.620 for like the

02:41:15.400 things that they're

02:41:15.960 actually allowing

02:41:16.780 in the uh

02:41:18.020 the dei hires

02:41:19.080 are literally

02:41:19.820 people that should

02:41:20.740 not be allowed

02:41:21.680 in those positions

02:41:22.480 because there's

02:41:23.700 they're really

02:41:24.460 it's a very special

02:41:25.740 you know what i mean

02:41:26.680 like it's a difficult

02:41:27.380 position so

02:41:28.100 he's literally saying

02:41:29.380 that they're allowing 1.00

02:41:30.080 my fucking retards 1.00

02:41:31.140 in the position 1.00

02:41:31.640 my wife is

02:41:32.320 yeah

02:41:32.600 it's great

02:41:33.400 he is identified

02:41:36.300 for special emphasis

02:41:37.520 in recruitment

02:41:38.380 and hiring

02:41:39.040 the faa's website

02:41:40.680 states

02:41:41.360 they include

02:41:42.400 hearing vision

02:41:43.940 missing extremities

02:41:45.800 partial paralysis

02:41:47.520 complete paralysis

02:41:48.820 epilepsy

02:41:49.620 severe intellectual

02:41:50.980 disability

02:41:51.780 psychiatric

02:41:52.780 disability

02:41:53.760 and dwarfism

02:41:54.800 all qualified

02:41:56.400 for the position

02:41:58.380 of

02:41:58.900 major

02:42:00.540 major

02:42:00.560 trawler

02:42:01.040 of airplanes

02:42:02.100 pouring into

02:42:02.800 our country

02:42:03.360 pouring into

02:42:04.100 a little spot

02:42:05.340 a little dot

02:42:05.960 on the map

02:42:06.480 a little runway 1.00

02:42:07.280 the brown gay 0.99

02:42:08.680 the initiative 0.98

02:42:09.460 is part of the

02:42:11.120 faa's diversity

02:42:12.560 and inclusion

02:42:13.260 hiring plan

02:42:14.040 think of that

02:42:14.620 the initiative

02:42:15.300 is part of

02:42:16.340 the faa's diversity

02:42:18.400 and inclusion

02:42:19.120 hiring plan

02:42:19.960 which says

02:42:20.400 diversity is

02:42:21.280 integral to

02:42:22.740 achieving faa's 1.00

02:42:23.740 mission of

02:42:24.280 ensuring safe

02:42:25.140 and efficient

02:42:25.620 travel

02:42:26.120 i don't think

02:42:26.700 so

02:42:27.020 i don't think

02:42:27.680 so

02:42:27.780 i think

02:42:28.000 it's just

02:42:28.280 the opposite

02:42:28.840 the faa

02:42:30.760 website

02:42:31.400 shows that

02:42:32.540 the agency's

02:42:33.260 guidance on

02:42:33.800 diversity

02:42:34.180 hiring

02:42:34.740 will 0.95

02:42:35.500 kill people 1.00

02:42:39.980 yes 1.00

02:42:40.400 it already

02:42:40.920 has killed

02:42:41.320 people

02:42:41.600 last updated

02:42:46.440 on march

02:42:47.560 23rd

02:42:48.300 of 22

02:42:48.820 they wanted

02:42:49.240 to make

02:42:49.560 it even

02:42:49.940 more so

02:42:50.600 and then

02:42:51.500 i came in

02:42:52.140 and i assume

02:42:53.320 maybe this is

02:42:54.100 the reason

02:42:55.300 the faa

02:42:56.240 which is

02:42:57.760 overseen

02:42:58.240 by secretary

02:42:58.920 pete

02:42:59.380 buddichek 0.93

02:43:00.460 a real

02:43:01.880 winner

02:43:02.180 that guy

02:43:02.620 is a real

02:43:03.000 winner

02:43:03.260 do you know

02:43:03.560 how badly

02:43:04.060 everything's run

02:43:04.920 since he's

02:43:05.480 run the

02:43:05.880 department of

02:43:06.560 transportation

02:43:07.260 he's a 0.67

02:43:08.400 disaster 0.59

02:43:08.960 he was a

02:43:10.800 disaster as

02:43:11.500 a mayor

02:43:11.940 he ran

02:43:12.860 his

02:43:13.160 well

02:43:18.140 i can't

02:43:19.280 hear him

02:43:19.580 but anyways

02:43:20.080 but buddichek

02:43:21.780 they had that

02:43:22.500 trade derailment

02:43:24.080 he didn't 0.99

02:43:26.840 fucking get a 0.99

02:43:27.360 chance 0.99

02:43:27.620 there's still

02:43:30.820 homeless people

02:43:31.380 from that

02:43:31.720 trade derailment

02:43:32.440 man and

02:43:32.900 people are 1.00

02:43:33.300 sick and

02:43:33.980 he didn't 1.00

02:43:34.280 do fuck 0.99

02:43:34.660 all 1.00

02:43:34.940 well and

02:43:38.680 he's running

02:43:39.060 right into

02:43:39.580 the ground

02:43:40.080 with his

02:43:40.540 diversity

02:43:41.220 so i

02:43:43.720 had to

02:43:44.080 say that

02:43:44.820 uh it's

02:43:45.580 terrible

02:43:46.120 then it's

02:43:47.540 a group

02:43:47.980 within the

02:43:48.460 faa

02:43:48.960 another story

02:43:49.760 determined

02:43:50.520 that the

02:43:50.900 workforce was

02:43:51.760 too white

02:43:52.740 that they

02:43:54.000 had concerted

02:43:54.960 efforts to

02:43:55.880 get the

02:43:58.140 administration

02:43:58.760 to change

02:43:59.620 that and

02:44:00.100 to change

02:44:00.600 it

02:44:00.860 immediately

02:44:01.980 this was in

02:44:03.060 the obama

02:44:03.660 administration

02:44:04.540 just prior to

02:44:05.560 my getting

02:44:06.220 there and

02:44:07.640 we took care

02:44:08.360 of african

02:44:09.420 americans

02:44:09.920 hispanic

02:44:10.560 americans

02:44:11.140 we took care

02:44:11.840 of everybody

02:44:12.720 at levels

02:44:13.260 that nobody's

02:44:13.960 ever seen

02:44:14.320 before it's

02:44:14.720 one of the

02:44:15.040 reasons i

02:44:15.560 won but

02:44:16.960 they actually

02:44:17.360 came out

02:44:17.820 with a

02:44:18.100 directive

02:44:18.520 to white

02:44:19.080 and uh

02:44:21.160 we want

02:44:21.780 the people

02:44:23.000 that are

02:44:23.340 competent

02:44:23.740 but now

02:44:24.840 we mourn

02:44:25.440 and we

02:44:25.760 pray

02:44:26.100 and we'd

02:44:27.360 like to

02:44:27.660 ask all

02:44:28.160 americans

02:44:28.660 to join

02:44:29.200 me in a

02:44:29.600 moment of

02:44:30.040 silence

02:44:30.460 as we

02:44:30.860 ask god

02:44:31.340 to watch

02:44:31.780 over those

02:44:32.320 who have

02:44:32.580 lost their

02:44:33.080 lives and

02:44:33.640 bring comfort

02:44:35.080 to the

02:44:36.180 loved ones

02:44:36.720 and i just

02:44:37.940 want to say

02:44:39.080 god bless

02:44:39.540 everyone in

02:44:40.080 this room

02:44:40.440 this has

02:44:40.820 been a

02:44:41.240 terrible

02:44:42.960 very short

02:44:44.540 period of

02:44:44.960 time

02:44:45.240 we'll get

02:44:46.100 to the

02:44:46.400 bottom

02:44:46.640 of it

02:44:47.080 so we

02:44:49.200 all saw

02:44:49.540 the same

02:44:49.940 thing

02:44:50.220 we've seen

02:44:50.600 it many

02:44:50.880 times

02:44:51.260 i've had

02:44:51.860 the honor

02:44:53.740 of hearing

02:44:54.380 tapes

02:44:54.840 tapes are

02:44:56.160 scary

02:44:56.880 very scary

02:44:58.260 tapes

02:44:58.620 you had

02:45:00.920 an airliner

02:45:03.060 coming in

02:45:03.780 american

02:45:04.560 airlines

02:45:05.020 he was

02:45:06.180 doing everything

02:45:07.220 right he was

02:45:07.760 on track

02:45:08.260 he was the

02:45:08.840 same track

02:45:09.400 as everybody

02:45:09.940 else that

02:45:10.400 came in

02:45:10.820 it's probably

02:45:11.540 the same

02:45:11.980 track as

02:45:12.460 they've had

02:45:12.780 for 25

02:45:13.320 years or

02:45:13.940 more

02:45:14.160 he's coming

02:45:15.600 in the

02:45:15.940 path

02:45:16.280 and for

02:45:18.260 some reason

02:45:19.060 you had a

02:45:20.460 helicopter

02:45:21.000 that was

02:45:22.880 at the

02:45:23.220 same height

02:45:23.840 yeah

02:45:25.140 obviously

02:45:26.220 when they

02:45:26.640 hit but

02:45:27.020 pretty much

02:45:27.460 the same

02:45:27.840 height

02:45:28.180 shouldn't

02:45:28.900 be

02:45:29.140 and going

02:45:30.000 at an

02:45:30.680 angle that

02:45:31.180 was

02:45:31.540 unbelievably

02:45:33.100 bad

02:45:33.720 when the

02:45:35.000 air traffic

02:45:35.640 controller

02:45:36.300 said do

02:45:38.260 you see

02:45:38.660 you know

02:45:39.060 he was

02:45:39.300 talking about

02:45:39.840 do you

02:45:40.160 see him

02:45:40.660 but there

02:45:41.500 was very

02:45:41.800 little time

02:45:42.340 left when

02:45:42.920 that was

02:45:43.420 stated

02:45:43.740 and then

02:45:44.860 also

02:45:45.460 he said

02:45:46.240 follow him

02:45:46.760 in and

02:45:47.120 then almost

02:45:48.440 immediately

02:45:49.140 after that

02:45:49.900 you know

02:45:51.000 seconds

02:45:51.460 after that

02:45:52.160 that was

02:45:53.140 the crash

02:45:53.560 that took

02:45:53.900 place

02:45:54.320 well

02:45:54.740 you follow

02:45:55.460 him in

02:45:55.800 that means

02:45:56.140 like everything's

02:45:56.820 fine

02:45:57.120 follow him

02:45:57.720 in

02:45:57.940 you had a

02:46:01.140 pilot

02:46:01.420 problem

02:46:02.760 from the

02:46:04.080 standpoint

02:46:04.380 of the

02:46:05.660 helicopter

02:46:06.340 I mean

02:46:06.780 because it

02:46:07.340 was visual

02:46:07.860 it was

02:46:08.480 a very

02:46:09.060 clear night

02:46:09.660 it was

02:46:11.260 cold

02:46:11.880 but clear

02:46:12.660 and clear

02:46:13.460 as you

02:46:13.700 could be

02:46:14.120 the

02:46:15.680 American

02:46:17.180 airlines

02:46:17.740 plane

02:46:18.160 had lights

02:46:18.740 blazing

02:46:19.220 they had

02:46:20.060 all their

02:46:20.460 landing

02:46:20.780 lights

02:46:21.100 on

02:46:21.360 I could

02:46:22.440 see it

02:46:22.820 from the

02:46:23.220 Kennedy

02:46:23.480 Center

02:46:23.840 tape

02:46:24.220 we had

02:46:24.620 a tape

02:46:25.080 up on the

02:46:25.600 Kennedy

02:46:25.860 Center

02:46:26.280 that seems

02:46:27.420 to be the

02:46:27.900 primary

02:46:28.220 thus far

02:46:28.640 I'm sure

02:46:28.860 we'll see

02:46:29.140 other tapes

02:46:29.640 because it's

02:46:30.440 such a

02:46:31.040 an area

02:46:32.040 where there

02:46:32.420 are a lot

02:46:32.840 of cameras

02:46:33.340 looking up

02:46:34.700 into the

02:46:35.920 air

02:46:36.160 into space

02:46:37.220 so we'll

02:46:38.260 probably see

02:46:38.860 many other

02:46:39.340 shots of it

02:46:39.980 before too

02:46:40.700 much time

02:46:41.140 goes by

02:46:41.560 but we

02:46:43.300 had a

02:46:43.960 situation

02:46:45.840 where

02:46:46.600 you had a

02:46:47.740 helicopter

02:46:48.220 that had

02:46:49.100 the ability

02:46:49.560 to stop

02:46:50.140 I have

02:46:50.520 helicopters

02:46:51.120 you can

02:46:51.880 stop a

02:46:52.300 helicopter

02:46:52.760 very quickly

02:46:53.600 it had

02:46:54.700 the ability

02:46:55.100 to go up

02:46:55.620 or down

02:46:56.180 it had

02:46:56.840 the ability

02:46:57.320 to turn

02:46:58.020 and the

02:47:00.460 turn it

02:47:00.960 made was

02:47:01.400 not the

02:47:01.980 correct turn

02:47:02.500 obviously

02:47:03.020 and it

02:47:05.940 did

02:47:06.220 somewhat

02:47:07.240 the opposite

02:47:07.840 of what

02:47:08.240 it was

02:47:08.520 told

02:47:08.860 we don't

02:47:09.540 know that

02:47:09.860 that would

02:47:10.140 have been

02:47:10.340 the difference

02:47:10.800 because

02:47:11.200 the timing

02:47:12.020 was so

02:47:12.440 tight

02:47:12.740 it was

02:47:13.080 so

02:47:13.420 it was

02:47:14.420 so little

02:47:15.080 there was

02:47:15.520 so little

02:47:15.880 time to

02:47:16.400 think

02:47:16.920 but what

02:47:17.860 you did

02:47:18.160 have is

02:47:18.440 you had

02:47:18.680 vision

02:47:19.080 the

02:47:20.780 helicopter

02:47:21.640 had vision

02:47:22.240 of the

02:47:22.560 plane

02:47:22.860 because you

02:47:23.940 had vision

02:47:24.420 of it

02:47:24.720 all the

02:47:25.040 way

02:47:25.220 perfect

02:47:25.540 vision

02:47:25.960 of it

02:47:26.260 all the

02:47:26.540 way

02:47:26.760 from

02:47:27.100 at

02:47:27.960 Kennedy

02:47:28.260 Center

02:47:28.640 where

02:47:29.000 the

02:47:29.260 tape

02:47:29.440 was

02:47:29.620 taken

02:47:29.960 and

02:47:31.400 for

02:47:31.520 some

02:47:31.740 reason

02:47:32.100 there

02:47:33.220 weren't

02:47:33.500 adjustments

02:47:34.060 made

02:47:34.420 again

02:47:34.760 you could

02:47:35.620 have slowed

02:47:35.960 down

02:47:36.300 the

02:47:36.440 helicopter

02:47:36.920 substantially

02:47:37.620 you could

02:47:38.020 have

02:47:38.140 stopped

02:47:38.380 the

02:47:38.540 helicopter

02:47:39.020 you could

02:47:39.440 have gone

02:47:39.740 up

02:47:39.920 you could

02:47:40.200 have gone

02:47:40.520 down

02:47:40.800 you could

02:47:41.140 have gone

02:47:41.440 straight up

02:47:41.980 straight down

02:47:42.600 you could

02:47:42.900 have turned

02:47:43.300 you could

02:47:43.620 have done

02:47:43.880 a million

02:47:45.280 different

02:47:45.740 maneuvers

02:47:46.260 throw somebody 0.91

02:47:48.920 under the 0.91

02:47:49.220 bus

02:47:49.440 oh it was

02:47:49.880 just those

02:47:50.200 military people 0.99

02:47:50.920 fucked up 1.00

02:47:52.140 throw them 1.00

02:47:52.940 under the 1.00

02:47:53.240 bus

02:47:53.480 are you

02:47:53.840 are you a

02:47:54.020 Canadian

02:47:54.380 senior

02:47:54.840 who doesn't

02:47:55.640 have a

02:47:55.940 funeral

02:47:56.220 coverage

02:47:56.640 plan

02:47:57.020 can you

02:47:57.840 afford

02:47:58.180 as little

02:47:58.600 as

02:47:58.780 fourteen

02:47:59.280 dollars

02:47:59.720 it

02:48:01.180 just

02:48:01.760 kept

02:48:02.320 going

02:48:02.840 and then

02:48:04.120 made a

02:48:04.600 slight

02:48:05.400 turn

02:48:05.880 at the

02:48:07.400 very end

02:48:07.980 and it

02:48:08.340 was by

02:48:08.660 that time

02:48:09.080 it was

02:48:09.340 too late

02:48:09.840 uh

02:48:11.300 they shouldn't

02:48:12.440 have been

02:48:12.660 at the

02:48:12.940 same

02:48:13.260 height

02:48:13.740 because if

02:48:15.020 it wasn't

02:48:15.440 the same

02:48:15.820 height

02:48:16.200 you could

02:48:16.620 have gone

02:48:16.940 under it

02:48:17.400 or over

02:48:17.800 it

02:48:18.080 and

02:48:18.500 nobody

02:48:19.920 realized

02:48:20.480 or they didn't say that it's at the same height at the same height would it would still wouldn't

02:48:25.480 have been great but you would have missed it by quite a bit could have been a thousand feet higher

02:48:29.540 it could have been 200 feet lower but it was exactly at the same height and somebody should

02:48:34.300 have been able to point that out so all of this is going to be studied but it just seems to me

02:48:39.360 from a couple of words that i like to use the words common sense uh some really bad things

02:48:47.940 happened and some things happened that shouldn't have happened so you had a helicopter going in

02:48:54.740 identical direction you had a helicopter that was at the exact same height as somebody going in

02:49:01.960 essentially the opposite direction you had a plane that was following a track which is a track that

02:49:07.420 every other plane followed and i i don't imagine i know i've heard today that they might have been

02:49:13.940 following the preceding plane which was pretty close but not that close uh the preceding plane but

02:49:19.460 you wouldn't have even been able to see that because of the direction that the helicopter was

02:49:23.220 coming in at so you had a uh confluence of of bad decisions that were made and uh you have

02:49:32.420 people that lost their lives violently lost their lives uh we're going to take a few questions i'd like

02:49:40.880 to ask our new secretary of transportation to say a few words sean duffy great gentleman just started

02:49:47.420 it's uh not your fault and i know you agree with me very strongly on intellect and uh even psychological

02:49:56.020 well-being of of the air traffic control such an important position and i think i can't emphasize

02:50:01.780 stronger i changed it when i first ran in 2016 i changed it we had the highest standard that you could

02:50:10.080 have and then they changed it back that was biden to a standard you just i read it to you that was from

02:50:18.940 one of your papers one of the people in this room actually wrote that and then i changed it back a few

02:50:26.280 days ago and uh unfortunately uh that was we'll see uh we don't know that necessarily it's even the

02:50:36.080 controllers fault but one thing we do know there was a lot of vision and people should have been able

02:50:40.840 to see that you know at what point do you stop at what point you say wow that plane's getting

02:50:45.520 a little bit close so this is a tragedy that uh should not have happened please

02:50:50.420 thank you mr president and i would just uh note uh the president's leadership uh has been remarkable

02:50:58.880 during this crisis uh we've had a whole of government response local state

02:51:04.420 crazy yeah i wonder let's see

02:51:18.660 well this is where idiocracy gets you like when you're living in idiocracy it's just people

02:51:26.020 planes are gonna fall after covid and they start firing when they start firing firing pilots 0.99

02:51:31.560 so for not getting jabbed i knew this shit was still gonna start oh because it gets worse 0.99

02:51:35.400 oh fuck am i supposed to open this apparently the staffing well this this is what i'm about to 0.99

02:51:43.000 read from oh okay here i'll read from that link uh lee sent okay okay i'll post it right now i'll put 0.97

02:51:51.680 yeah so it turns out staffing has always been an issue

02:51:54.940 um and that apparently uh staffing for that particular day was especially a problem

02:52:03.060 yeah so there it is uh it says the uh the internal safety report reviewed by the new york times

02:52:13.060 stated that the number of staff at regan national airport's air traffic control tower was not

02:52:20.480 normal for the time of day and volume of traffic the controller in the tower wednesday evening was

02:52:27.120 handling both helicopters in the airport's vicinity as well as instructing plan planes that were departing

02:52:34.800 and landing on the airport's runways the outlet noted that those jobs are typically assigned to two

02:52:41.520 controllers so there was one guy doing the work of two

02:52:54.560 many of them are working six days a week and 10 hours a day

02:52:59.280 and it does it does want to say that they've been typically understaffed uh like they only have 19 0.96

02:53:04.880 controllers total and uh it's also saying how a lot of them have to work like fucking 10 hours 0.92

02:53:11.440 more days six days a week 0.93

02:53:18.880 it's not a job i want to do

02:53:24.080 it's like they always create these perfect storms right yeah

02:53:28.640 all the swiss cheese model of training exercise would understand for our

02:53:33.040 oh definitely not no

02:53:46.320 but it's just it's even more brutal though when you consider the fact that it's like it almost seems

02:53:51.840 like they're just intentionally dismantling these things to allow it to happen right

02:53:55.600 yeah exactly that's what the whole dei thing i don't know maybe maybe it was just you know

02:54:01.280 somebody was sick and they just did because we always had we always had that swiss cheese 0.99

02:54:06.160 model of fucking bullshit if you ever look up look up can you bring that up jeremy what the 1.00

02:54:10.320 fuck's his name jamie can you bring that up the swiss cheese model man it's like a three-minute clip 1.00

02:54:15.680 if you just type in swiss cheese model it'll show you the rest and then they'll bring it up 0.99

02:54:19.920 and it shows you like how fucking accidents happen it's like layers of you have to go through a lot of 0.92

02:54:26.000 layers like we have like redundancy department of redundancy department so we don't have accidents 0.99

02:54:31.280 on purpose when you have merit-based hired people people who know what the fuck they're doing 1.00

02:54:35.840 for an accident to happen you have to have a whole lot of stupid 1.00

02:54:39.360 shit to go down not just one sometimes it's just one thing but usually it's like not just one thing 1.00

02:54:44.240 oh yeah there's one thing then there's another thing there's something else oh and then there 1.00

02:54:48.480 was a pilot fucking didn't have enough sleep that night like it's just all the factors add up and 0.92

02:54:53.360 it's the swiss cheese model and then you have dead people and dei is definitely part of that 0.99

02:55:00.000 man holy they're eating the cheese 0.91

02:55:03.280 fuckers videos swiss cheese model yeah it's a good analogy it's a bubblegum it's a gumball 0.99

02:55:12.400 all right chill chill i got it all right got it relax settle down settle down 0.99

02:55:19.760 what do you got what do you got skadoosh yeah what do you got now james reason's swiss cheese model

02:55:26.720 is a simple metaphor to visualize how patient harm happens based on a system's approach this metaphor

02:55:32.800 shows us that in a complex healthcare system errors are prevented by a series of defenses

02:55:38.240 barriers and safeguards represented by slices of cheese each slice acts as a defense against things

02:55:44.800 going wrong ideally all slices should remain intact but each barrier has unintended weaknesses

02:55:51.120 or holes which are inconsistent and are constantly opening shutting and moving hence the similarity with

02:55:57.360 swiss cheese if an error occurs and breaks through a hole in one slice it isn't a big problem it doesn't

02:56:03.760 usually result in a bad outcome but sometimes the holes line up in multiple slices meaning all the

02:56:10.320 defense layers have been broken when all holes are momentarily aligned it brings hazards into contact

02:56:16.080 with patients and causes them harm the holes in the defenses arise for two reasons active failures

02:56:23.840 and latent conditions active failures are unsafe acts committed by people who are in direct contact

02:56:31.440 with the patient or system they take a variety of forms and violations active failures have a direct

02:56:40.720 and usually short-lived effect on the integrity of the defenses slips occur when a correct plan is made

02:56:47.760 but is incorrectly executed for example you meant to drive to the airport but went into mental autopilot

02:56:53.920 and took the route to work instead lapses occur when a step of the plan is omitted or forgotten

02:57:01.120 for example you meant to set an alarm but forgot so you overslept

02:57:04.880 mistakes occur due to misinterpretation of relevant rules for example you interpreted your flight check-in

02:57:13.200 time as 8am but arrived at the airport late

02:57:18.240 violations occur when a person knows the rules but doesn't follow them not with any intention to cause

02:57:23.520 harm but to save time or complete a priority task for example you were late for your flight and drove in

02:57:30.240 excess of the speed limit the police stopped you resulting in a delay latent conditions are hidden

02:57:37.440 in the design and working of the system environment or equipment they may lie dormant in the system

02:57:43.360 until they combine with an active failure to create an opportunity for harm to occur

02:57:49.200 latent conditions can cause some of the opening and closing holes in defenses through ineffective training

02:57:54.640 inadequate supervision ineffective communications and inadequate staffing long lasting holes and defenses

02:58:05.120 can be caused by ineffective equipment unworkable procedures and poor design of devices equipment or supplies

02:58:14.320 the systems approach demonstrated by reason swiss cheese model regards failure as an inevitable result of

02:58:20.160 human systems and believes that countermeasures should be based on the idea that we cannot change

02:58:25.200 the human condition but we can change the conditions under which humans work

02:58:30.880 DEI hiring right it's a it's poisoning the well man it's deliberate poisoning the well yeah it makes sense yep

02:58:40.080 can't change the human condition but

02:58:41.440 make sense

02:58:48.240 let's see get to the final destination part that's funny

02:58:53.920 all right i'm trying to find the passenger manifest

02:58:58.960 as well so you guys talk amongst yourselves while i do some

02:59:03.280 so you got what you wanted chris

02:59:05.120 yeah i'll show that we wanted well i've seen that one before there's a better one than that

02:59:11.680 got some cheese with that wine well you can do stuff too you can look it up on your youtube

02:59:19.280 humor yeah i can't even comment it says post comments i can't

02:59:24.160 i can't edit a destination you can post comments but you can put it in the chat or you can present

02:59:28.720 oh i tried it already you can share a screen yeah okay yeah oh hit present down on the bottom

02:59:40.000 oh okay cool he knows how to use stringer i didn't know i could present

02:59:43.600 what do you probably shouldn't tell me these things because now i'll go find something

02:59:55.520 uh okay so there was an update on what you probably shouldn't have told him no

03:00:00.960 because now okay all right where listen you got anybody important listen listen

03:00:15.280 i'm not the psycho here oh listen why does everything have to be under a paywall blame me

03:00:23.200 i don't know man i don't know what the is going on all right i feel bad for the families

03:00:29.280 of those people that's a that's man like you're almost you're almost at the airport like you were

03:00:33.680 this close to that was a long trip they made there they could see the airport it's like yay i'm almost

03:00:39.200 there holy right some people are probably even you know well they have to be strapped in because they're

03:00:42.720 landing but i mean people were just sitting there you know do i have everything am i good 0.97

03:00:49.600 you could have been that guy that had the fucking porter come up and ask him 0.97

03:00:52.320 what okay 1.00

03:01:00.240 that just that sucks man fucking okay so there's a bunch of names here okay here we go i got something 0.99

03:01:08.720 here we go yoink yoink 0.99

03:01:11.840 all right anybody we know what we know about the victims of the dc plane crash this is just

03:01:22.160 from a couple hours ago no survivors are expected the big picture while the cause of the crash remains

03:01:27.520 unknown details are slowly emerging about the victims aboard the aircraft so american eagle flight

03:01:32.800 number five three four two had 64 people on board while the helicopter was carrying three soldiers john

03:01:39.120 donnelly chief of dc fire ems said at a press conference thursday morning that 28 bodies have

03:01:44.000 so far been recovered from the potomac river state of play the flight was on route from wichita kansas

03:01:51.040 to washington dc when it collided with the helicopter officials said thursday that there had been nothing

03:01:56.800 unusual about the flight paths for each aircraft blah blah blah so the united association of union plumbers

03:02:03.600 and pipe fitters confirmed thursday that four of its members were aboard the american airlines flight

03:02:08.320 though it did not reveal the victim's identities uh loudon county public schools confirmed thursday

03:02:13.440 that multiple victims were former lcps students fairfax county public schools similarly said it had

03:02:19.760 lost members of its community in the incident u.s figure skating confirmed in the statement that

03:02:24.560 several members of its community had been aboard the airplane including athletes coaches and family

03:02:30.240 members and american airline flight attendants were based out of charlotte so uh the skating club

03:02:38.480 of boston conference yeah so to the best of their knowledge skaters were aboard the flight returning home

03:02:46.880 from a development camp put on by the u.s figure skating in wichita of the 14 six people were affiliated with

03:02:53.680 the club two coaches oh my god okay so here's what we know about the victim so far so two russian skaters

03:03:04.320 the pair were married and former world champions from 1994 uh and their son

03:03:12.960 was not on the plane was not on the plane okay so jinahan and jinhan uh athletes

03:03:24.160 and the mother spencer lane and christine lane so mother and skater aina volanskaya

03:03:36.080 uh virginia uh virginia representative suhas ramayan um she was a coach at the figure skating club

03:03:46.480 the volanskaya was a coach sam william was a pilot

03:03:54.720 ian epstein oh i see that name i'm like oh uh

03:03:59.280 uh crew member michael stovall and jesse pitcher hunting trip with friends in kansas all right so

03:04:12.560 go deeper tanya harding no tanya harding right that's this theory it's a tanya the whole thing

03:04:19.760 was a tanya harding so no flight recorders have been recovered i don't know if it's mechanical

03:04:27.040 not yet no they haven't recovered that yet they're still recovering bodies yeah it's all about the

03:04:32.880 bodies first they'll get the boxes later they know where they're at so it was a training exercise out

03:04:37.360 of port valvore virginia that's why the military aircraft what remains unclear is why the military

03:04:43.040 aircraft did not divert from its path and collided with the jet why are you training in a flight

03:04:48.400 path man off near an airport go train somewhere else you had all that space out there to

03:04:53.200 train train what are you training there for what can it is

03:05:01.360 yeah huh there you go no huh so there you go so they do they are releasing some of the names so i guess that's

03:05:16.880 uh huh huh there we go so russian i think we figured it out it's clearly tanya harding i guess

03:05:29.200 chinese so it's tanya harding okay no that's that's just it hadn't made no the whole thing was 0.97

03:05:36.000 incompetence in my opinion the whole thing was in the college high hires it's fucking uh you said overworked 0.94

03:05:42.080 staff that they're fucking because people are cheap we know what companies are like people are 0.99

03:05:47.280 fucking cheap and they're hiring fucking jeets to drive transport now because company people who have 1.00

03:05:52.720 money who are in charge of things are cheap cunts and they hire fucking anybody they can do the job 1.00

03:05:58.880 i'll hire three monkeys if it's cheaper than one fucking uh incompetent person 1.00

03:06:02.800 yeah it's like monkeys on typewriters if you get enough of them they'll actually 0.99

03:06:08.240 fucking type out shakespeare jesus i just i still just don't understand how the pilot of the helicopter 0.91

03:06:15.760 doesn't do any type of evasive maneuver whatsoever that that's the part that baffles me right like 0.99

03:06:21.760 you literally flew straight into that fucking plane how do you not see it yeah unless like 0.97

03:06:28.000 he unless he's totally looking down his instruments because he's doing ifr or whatever he's doing 0.99

03:06:31.600 instrument readings and not vfr which is visual so he's probably looking at his instruments

03:06:36.800 learning maybe they're talking and maybe they're like they're training too at the same time there's

03:06:41.120 a good possibility they weren't paying attention it looked like somebody was on your cell phone and went

03:06:44.880 oh there's a plane yeah like get off your phone yeah just

03:06:52.080 yeah just it seems very strange right because when you watch the video and then you watch like the flight

03:06:56.640 pass it's like i just don't understand how as the pilot of that helicopter you don't see that plane

03:07:03.360 coming and think well maybe i should go higher or you know something look at who the military is hiring

03:07:11.440 they're hiring practices lately like i know there's been a lot of maverick cowboy in the 0.99

03:07:15.680 military in the past man like we were reckless and do stupid they're always paying attention 0.86

03:07:21.600 but the who they're hiring now and who's who's in the military now is like a whole different 1.00

03:07:27.200 fucking yeah pink hairs and fucking fruits and tampons in the washrooms and shit man that's who's 1.00

03:07:32.960 behind the fucking wheel now right we're giving definitely that's definitely and things to fly and 1.00

03:07:40.720 things that that shoot and go pew pew right here you go for pink haired fucking weirdo whatever gender you 1.00

03:07:46.720 are here here's a gun here's a helicopter here's a jet off you go yeah don't kill anybody jesus man 1.00

03:07:56.240 that just made me think i'll be right back where are you going now fuck man oh sarah's just doing i know 1.00

03:08:07.920 can we go back to titty fucking talk or what no no we already said no i said we were 1.00

03:08:12.640 talking about that you just i'm not doing that you couldn't do it with champagne titties champagne 1.00

03:08:17.680 cup titties listen there's no other people's titties and getting fucked because i mean i have 1.00

03:08:25.120 no pearl necklace have you ever had a pearl necklace i'm sure you have i am not answering that 1.00

03:08:32.800 sorry i need supervision where johnny go god damn it you do need supervision i'm not talking about 0.95

03:08:39.760 that stuff especially not on a thursday afternoon i mean it's still way too early in the day for your 0.98

03:08:45.440 shit i know that probably not in your world but definitely in my world anyway is it snowing down 0.98

03:08:52.560 there or no no it's sunny it's nice oh okay looks a little bit sunny out there but cold it's pretty 0.97

03:09:00.480 sunny and clear yeah it's pretty chilly i still have to fix the door oh gee i got that yeah i got the

03:09:09.280 uh uh the latch stuck so i have to get i have to like daisy duke it or uh oh take the door right

03:09:21.600 off you mean no i just i just leave the window down and get it that way or i just uh hop in the back and

03:09:28.880 then pull her oh no i can't get the i know it's i think it um i think that the there maybe when i

03:09:42.080 kicked it because i couldn't get it open i think maybe when i kicked it i kicked it in such a spot

03:09:48.480 that the latch is now like the lock latch is like stuck because when you push it it's like there's

03:09:54.880 resistance so if i try and use the key i'm gonna like snap the key in half and if i try and like

03:10:00.560 use the inside lock at the same time like try and fuck with it it's there's like serious resistance so 0.93

03:10:06.880 i think me kicking it no there's um 0.99

03:10:11.680 fuck man let's say like this is a mechanism what guys do like this back in the day if a neighbor had 0.99

03:10:18.160 his fucking hood up in this driveway and he was fighting around with his car 0.99

03:10:22.960 all the other guys around would see that go everybody everybody would hover to the car 0.99

03:10:28.080 what's going on over here what problem you got doors not closing and they would all figure it out

03:10:33.680 before you do it like they just change the motor and the tires and the brakes and totally i feel like

03:10:39.280 if i just went outside with like you know a sundress on and opened the hood of the jeep i feel like

03:10:44.640 someone would come over and help me yes i also have it doesn't always work so but it used to be

03:10:52.960 like you know like uh that's what guys would do like they'd they love trying to figure out problems

03:10:57.840 and like what's going on about why it won't work so everybody wants to feel smart like ah i fixed it

03:11:02.480 see look at that look at me you know what it's funny i had uh someone for uh quite some time who

03:11:11.280 looked after me and my vehicle quite well so i was very lucky to have someone to look after my vehicle

03:11:16.880 that was that's for sure because i'm not very good at that well but now i can't on my own

03:11:25.360 yeah i don't talk to my brother a lot anymore but i also don't drive anymore either but

03:11:29.360 i used to recommend him do a lot of friends of mine like if you want to get a mechanic like that's the

03:11:33.840 guy right yeah yeah i definitely need to no you need to everybody should like make friends with your

03:11:42.400 mechanic be friends with them like bake them a cake and some cookies or whatever they like

03:11:47.680 and at this point with my jeep i need to marry a mechanic 0.90

03:11:53.520 or someone that can work on cars

03:11:58.720 my jeep is listed for sale so hopefully somebody decides to buy it

03:12:03.680 great yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't yeah jeeps there's g people that love that man they're all over that

03:12:09.840 stuff yeah totally i think it's a thing it is it's a jeep thing and i'm not a jeep person i just

03:12:16.400 legitimately i just it it's not realistic for me anymore it was good when i had my dogs and all that

03:12:22.560 kind of stuff but now i just need like i need like a jetta or a golf or something you know i just want a

03:12:29.920 nice little diesel anyway when uh island jason just bought a brand new um volkswagen i can't remember

03:12:38.320 what kind it was though yeah i think he got a t1 or something right i have no idea i don't know the

03:12:43.520 next and models anymore man at all they all look the same to me now they're all european looking weird 0.99

03:12:51.440 boxy looking yeah oh i can't open that on if it's on my instagram because it's not connected to my

03:13:02.320 computer i don't know how to do it yeah i have to send it to john

03:13:26.000 tam i don't know how to open something on my computer

03:13:28.880 her from instagram i don't she say something 0.98

03:13:35.760 yeah but i'm not going to be able to play it my laptop's shit oh okay well terrible 0.94

03:13:48.880 that's why i had to go off camera because i was going to download a song 0.89

03:13:52.880 it's like not gonna be able to do that with it although i think i might actually fix the problem

03:13:58.480 though i oh yeah some space too and deleted the oversight okay good it's you're a little bit less

03:14:06.320 laggy now so that's helpful yeah a little bit anyway yeah yeah a little bit this is better than

03:14:14.320 the way it was so anyway

03:14:16.640 uh live maybe somewhere else okay so i'm supposed to look this up okay one second i'll look it up

03:14:25.920 she sent me something

03:14:26.880 shooting on hastings in maine let's go

03:14:37.600 i got something can only play it for like briefly but and that's it but uh go ahead what are you

03:14:44.560 talking about do you not know where you are you're in the jungle baby yeah you can play whatever you

03:14:52.560 want we're not on youtube you want a little bit of it so you can play the whole thing let's go be a man

03:15:01.280 be a man be a man chris

03:15:07.520 there you go

03:15:16.000 gas

03:15:22.240 yes

03:15:30.000 And she didn't have to listen to what she had to say. 0.88

03:15:36.580 Burn that dress. 1.00

03:15:39.120 She wore a burn that dress. 1.00

03:15:41.880 That's not bad.

03:15:43.440 The song that comes to mind sometimes, but not last night. 1.00

03:15:49.440 Holy fuck, man, no. 1.00

03:15:52.220 Jesus, man. 1.00

03:15:54.600 Jesus.

03:15:56.240 That's funny.

03:15:57.020 I know, but people don't think about that when they hear that song.

03:16:00.940 I think about that every time I hear that song.

03:16:02.920 I'm like, okay, I know what you're talking about. 1.00

03:16:06.260 Being all sneaky and shit. 0.98

03:16:07.700 No, it's not sneaky. 0.99

03:16:08.560 It's right out there in the open.

03:16:10.200 That's what he's singing about. 0.99

03:16:11.220 And the funny thing is, he's gay. 0.98

03:16:15.540 The guy's singing it. 0.99

03:16:20.060 Gross.

03:16:22.380 There's so many images there that I don't even know where to go with it,

03:16:25.820 but I don't want to think about, no.

03:16:28.980 Yeah.

03:16:29.960 Moving on.

03:16:31.420 Okay, that's good.

03:16:32.620 Thank you.

03:16:33.420 So what about the shooting?

03:16:36.620 What's shooting now?

03:16:38.000 Let's move to death. 1.00

03:16:40.780 All right. 0.99

03:16:41.200 Death seems like a better topic. 0.87

03:16:44.620 Vancouver shots fired. 0.99

03:16:46.720 Let's see if someone die.

03:16:49.120 Don't you have the Twitter machine?

03:16:51.140 Why can't you look on the Twitter machine?

03:16:52.820 Why do I have to do it?

03:16:54.800 Vancouver is awesome.

03:16:56.520 That sounds like a good website.

03:16:58.640 Should we listen to the article?

03:17:05.080 Why not?

03:17:05.700 Okay, let's see.

03:17:14.880 Vancouver police are on the scene after a-

03:17:17.020 Nope.

03:17:17.740 Nope.

03:17:19.100 Nope.

03:17:19.600 We're just going to read it. 1.00

03:17:21.140 Fuck that bitch. 1.00

03:17:22.820 Vancouver police are on the scene after a shooting in the downtown east side. 1.00

03:17:28.120 John, you can read it instead of that movie.

03:17:30.120 Amazing.

03:17:34.120 Take me to the hospital.

03:17:36.080 Take me to the hospital.

03:17:36.620 Take me to the hospital.

03:17:37.040 Take me to the hospital.

03:17:37.620 Take me to the hospital.

03:17:38.140 No.

03:17:38.880 No one cares.

03:17:40.080 Why do we care about this?

03:17:42.520 Yeah.

03:17:43.980 Why do we care about a shooting?

03:17:46.180 I didn't even know what was going happening. 0.99

03:17:49.220 Now we're talking about anal beads? 0.96

03:17:51.660 Those are normal. 0.98

03:17:52.640 Anal beads? 0.96

03:17:53.720 What?

03:17:54.040 Anal beads.

03:17:54.340 What is happening?

03:17:55.640 Anal beads.

03:17:56.180 Yeah, the conversation changes very quickly around here.

03:18:01.740 Apparently it's unisex jewelry according to Bad Hat. 0.79

03:18:05.500 What is anal beads or pearl necklace? 1.00

03:18:08.800 Both. 0.98

03:18:10.660 I guess.

03:18:12.600 Right?

03:18:13.100 Chris could wear a pearl necklace if he wanted to.

03:18:15.640 No, I don't want to.

03:18:17.240 No, I'll say no to that.

03:18:19.560 I don't want anybody.

03:18:22.580 No.

03:18:23.960 That's possible.

03:18:24.980 Yeah.

03:18:26.320 Maybe that's why Rachel Gilmore is such a pearl clutcher. 1.00

03:18:32.920 She's always clutching for that, you know.

03:18:36.320 Wait.

03:18:37.640 Gross.

03:18:41.020 I need more. 0.98

03:18:42.740 Yeah.

03:18:43.220 Somebody needs to.

03:18:44.260 Yeah.

03:18:45.260 She gave herself a timeout.

03:18:46.540 I love that.

03:18:47.640 Yeah.

03:18:47.980 Offside.

03:18:48.840 Offside for.

03:18:49.820 Offside for family. 1.00

03:18:52.020 Fuck yeah. 1.00

03:18:53.640 Yeah. 1.00

03:18:54.780 I'm out.

03:18:56.240 Speaking of Rachel Gilmore, apparently she did a video on the Operation Ensign.

03:19:00.440 Apparently she's not happy that we're trying to bring the old flag back.

03:19:04.360 Did she?

03:19:05.540 Oh, I can't find that.

03:19:07.940 Yeah.

03:19:08.360 I saw there was a screenshot of it.

03:19:12.500 Where is it?

03:19:13.480 Oh.

03:19:13.700 Oh, I don't know how to find the video because she's just a tart. 1.00

03:19:20.080 Yeah. 1.00

03:19:20.380 She is retarded. 1.00

03:19:22.100 I saw these people fucked up on the, uh, they show all our pictures and shit, man. 1.00

03:19:25.520 I'm here. 1.00

03:19:27.500 Go to X, right?

03:19:28.820 What do you mean? 1.00

03:19:29.120 Like, why don't we go to, why don't we go and fucking dox all Antipa's fucking faces 1.00

03:19:33.180 and put them on the internet and see what happens? 0.99

03:19:35.240 Yeah.

03:19:35.620 That wouldn't go over very well, would it?

03:19:37.960 Because we're better than them, I guess.

03:19:42.720 There's that. 1.00

03:19:43.500 But I mean, also, like, what the fuck do they, where do they get off doing that shit? 1.00

03:19:47.360 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

03:19:48.880 I know we're all handsome bastards. 0.99

03:19:50.820 Every, every guy in there. 1.00

03:19:51.580 Because they're emotionally stunted losers, right? 1.00

03:19:54.280 They freak out and, and the only thing that they can do is lash out and try and fucking 0.99

03:19:58.740 get you fired or do something because they just can't fucking fathom the fact that somebody 0.97

03:20:04.000 thinks differently from them. 0.98

03:20:05.660 Yeah, yeah.

03:20:07.240 Right? 1.00

03:20:07.620 They're fucking losers is what they are. 1.00

03:20:10.220 Right. 1.00

03:20:10.680 But I mean, if we were in the States, we could sue.

03:20:12.700 But we're in Canada, so we can't.

03:20:14.300 You can still sue, but you have to know who they are, right?

03:20:17.900 You can definitely, like, there's defamation.

03:20:19.800 You can sue for defamation easily.

03:20:22.580 Right?

03:20:23.340 And technically speaking, doxing isn't, like, there are some, some legalities around it.

03:20:29.700 What's her Twitter?

03:20:32.440 Oh, there it is.

03:20:33.660 Yeah.

03:20:34.260 It is.

03:20:34.700 It's just that Rachel Gilmore.

03:20:35.860 Okay.

03:20:36.340 Oh, God.

03:20:37.240 Oh, God.

03:20:37.840 She's so, oh.

03:20:40.560 Just, it's her face.

03:20:42.500 Oh, my God.

03:20:43.960 Okay, here.

03:20:44.640 I'll just share it with you guys so you can see what I have to look at.

03:20:48.400 It's not like they updated Google Maps to include the crash site, though.

03:20:51.560 All right.

03:20:54.620 It's just a normal report, I would assume.

03:20:58.020 So, does she have, like, a thing where she has her videos or whatever?

03:21:04.580 Because it doesn't.

03:21:05.280 I mean, it's got to, it has to be somewhat recent, anyway.

03:21:11.700 I did see the.

03:21:13.520 Oh.

03:21:15.120 Oh, here we go.

03:21:16.280 This is it.

03:21:17.000 Yep.

03:21:17.700 Here we go.

03:21:18.920 All right.

03:21:19.780 All right.

03:21:20.760 Oh, God.

03:21:21.580 Yeah.

03:21:21.800 Okay.

03:21:22.720 I just had, oh, I wasn't ready for the voice. 1.00

03:21:25.880 Fuck. 1.00

03:21:26.580 Okay. 1.00

03:21:28.680 Deep breaths.

03:21:29.620 All right.

03:21:30.600 All right.

03:21:30.880 In the nose.

03:21:31.580 In the mouth.

03:21:34.060 Let's go.

03:21:35.180 Clutch the pearls. 0.98

03:21:36.120 Where's the sound?

03:21:40.100 Now, you might be asking yourself, where in the United States did this happen?

03:21:45.480 Yeah, no.

03:21:46.200 This happened in Canada.

03:21:47.960 Just in case you were enjoying a little superiority complex watching our neighbors to the south

03:21:52.120 of us.

03:21:52.660 I reached out to the local RCMP who told me they responded to the scene.

03:21:56.440 And they identified and spoke to the three individuals, but no arrests were made.

03:22:01.840 And the group dispersed.

03:22:03.760 Now, they did tell me that they are still investigating the incident and they are liaising

03:22:07.900 with the Alberta hate crimes coordinator.

03:22:09.920 But they also told me that they need witnesses who actually saw this happen, especially those

03:22:14.220 who took photos and videos to come forward.

03:22:16.620 I'll keep you updated if I learn more.

03:22:18.620 But in case these Nazi salutes weren't enough of a red flag for you, let me give you a little 0.54

03:22:23.000 education and recognizing the other symbols that these guys were using.

03:22:26.980 And that way you can tell if someone in your social circles has been wink, wink, nudge,

03:22:30.640 nudging fascism.

03:22:31.860 This flag right here is called the Red Ensign.

03:22:34.560 This was the flag that Canada used until it was replaced by the Maple Leaf one in 1965.

03:22:39.660 Seems pretty innocuous, right?

03:22:41.060 I mean, this was the flag that the Canadian troops used when they literally fought Nazis in

03:22:45.560 World War II. 0.97

03:22:46.420 But white nationalists love to ruin things. 0.89

03:22:48.900 And in this case, many of them have taken on the Red Ensign as a symbol. 0.81

03:22:53.000 There's actually a really great piece in the National Post of All Places, published in 2017.

03:22:58.380 It describes how white supremacists basically see this flag as representing a time when Canada

03:23:03.360 was apparently more, um, white. 0.66

03:23:05.880 White. 0.81

03:23:06.180 Or as some of those kinds of guys would say it, European.

03:23:09.400 I guess they're careful to go far back, but not too far back into this land's history.

03:23:13.500 Yeah.

03:23:13.880 Because if they did that, they'd have to acknowledge that, um, they're immigrants too.

03:23:18.000 Anyways, the Red Ensign as a symbol of these far-right groups isn't necessarily a fringe thing.

03:23:24.360 This was the flag that the Proud Boys, which are now a designated terrorist entity in Canada,

03:23:28.880 Oh, yes.

03:23:29.520 Thanks, people are you.

03:23:30.520 ...indigenous protesters in Halifax.

03:23:33.160 On top of that, when a white supremacist and the founder of the Canadian Nazi Party

03:23:37.100 ran for municipal office in 2014, he flew the Red Ensign at his home.

03:23:42.320 Oh, no.

03:23:42.860 ...and white socialist Paul Trump campaigned to have the Red Ensign returned as Canada... 1.00

03:23:47.560 She's a fucking card. 1.00

03:23:50.780 Yes, she is. 1.00

03:23:56.520 What's wrong with being white?

03:23:57.960 She has a white... 1.00

03:23:59.440 Also, can we just point out the fact that, guys, Rachel got a shirt. 0.99

03:24:08.360 This is a big deal.

03:24:09.800 She's not wearing her purple undershirt.

03:24:12.320 She's wearing a shirt.

03:24:14.200 Oh, cool.

03:24:14.840 Good point.

03:24:15.300 I didn't know if it wasn't really...

03:24:16.740 I was trying to...

03:24:17.280 Maybe she found a job? 0.99

03:24:19.680 I feel like she got that at...

03:24:21.480 I think that was the giant tiger in the men's section, those rock and roll shirts that

03:24:26.140 were $5, because I got a couple for the gym.

03:24:29.540 So, that's what that looks like.

03:24:33.260 But good for her.

03:24:34.740 Bravo.

03:24:35.400 Maybe because it got really cold in Toronto?

03:24:37.740 I don't know.

03:24:39.740 Yeah.

03:24:41.000 I love, too, though, how she mentions the fact that that's the flag that we fought the Nazis

03:24:45.160 under, but also negates to mention the fact that while we were fighting the Nazis under

03:24:50.540 that flag, we were also saying zero Jews were too many when they came to our shores. 0.89

03:24:56.520 Yep.

03:24:57.600 Same time.

03:25:00.200 You know?

03:25:01.080 No.

03:25:01.500 We don't want you to go somewhere else.

03:25:03.020 Just saying.

03:25:03.980 Just saying.

03:25:05.180 Yeah.

03:25:05.440 And at the time that we used that flag, we actually had a ranking system on who we would

03:25:13.980 accept for immigration.

03:25:16.240 So, top of the list, most desirable, Western European and Americans.

03:25:22.600 Okay. 0.96

03:25:23.460 Bottom of that list were Jews, Greeks, Italians, and the Blacks. 1.00

03:25:31.100 And there was actually a point in time where it was discussed that we would just simply

03:25:37.500 ban Black people from being able to immigrate to Canada, but apparently that never actually

03:25:42.520 happened.

03:25:44.100 Well, there was a lot of Italian immigration back in the day when things were booming and 0.99

03:25:48.680 shit. 0.99

03:25:50.480 So, it was more of a labor shortage. 1.00

03:25:52.880 It's always a labor shortage when there's a boom.

03:25:54.800 You need people.

03:25:55.820 So, the Italians were here.

03:25:56.580 Well, some got in, but for, like, because I know, as an example, my grandpa, he came

03:26:02.920 in the 50s.

03:26:04.220 Now, that would have been before this ranking system disappeared.

03:26:08.560 Some did manage to get in, but it was in, I want to say, it might be 63.

03:26:15.760 I could be a little bit off on that.

03:26:19.120 But it was after Diefenbaker did the Bill of Rights.

03:26:23.380 And because in the Bill of Rights he had stated that we couldn't discriminate on race, the

03:26:29.460 woman that he had as the head of immigration went and changed the immigration laws to eliminate 1.00

03:26:35.400 that whole, like, ranking of people and just kind of open it up to everybody.

03:26:43.320 And fun fact, since that happened, it is the South Asian and Muslim demographic that has

03:26:50.480 dominated our immigration.

03:26:53.700 Yeah.

03:26:55.600 That's not good.

03:26:57.140 No.

03:26:57.780 No, it's not.

03:27:00.860 But, yeah.

03:27:01.720 Back when, back in those days, it was, because originally it was straight up, there was the

03:27:06.300 ranking system.

03:27:07.840 It was lumber, fisheries, shipbuilding, mining.

03:27:13.280 It was all that, so it didn't really matter.

03:27:15.060 They would take Italians, they would take Portuguese, they didn't take black people, it didn't matter. 0.99

03:27:21.300 Those were, those are, like, some of them are highly skilled jobs, actually.

03:27:25.580 You can't just go, you're not just going down in a hole and digging a hole. 0.98

03:27:28.660 You have to know what you're fucking doing, right? 0.98

03:27:30.880 Same with shipbuilding. 0.99

03:27:31.920 You have to know how to use the tools and how to, you know, be an apprentice and blah,

03:27:35.660 blah, blah.

03:27:35.780 Yeah, but even, even when they were bringing Chinese in for the railroad, they were, they 1.00

03:27:40.680 had, like, a Chinese head tax, because they were trying to prevent Chinese from coming

03:27:44.900 here.

03:27:46.160 Yeah.

03:27:48.360 Yeah.

03:27:50.760 Right?

03:27:51.260 Because they were low on the list as well.

03:27:55.320 Yeah, before we were all taken over by Chinese and their government. 1.00

03:28:00.280 Yeah, right.

03:28:00.820 But it's just, it's kind of funny to me, it's like, in a matter of, say, five, maybe four

03:28:08.160 or five years, the groundwork was laid to destroy the Canadian identity, right?

03:28:13.400 Because you had the Diefenbaker government who opened up immigration, and then you have 0.95

03:28:18.860 the Lester Pearson government that went and changed the flag and the anthem.

03:28:26.460 And that's all in a span of, like, four years.

03:28:28.740 And when was the Avro Arrow, at around the same time?

03:28:37.660 Yeah, it would have been around the same time, actually, yes, because that's the reason I

03:28:41.240 believe that Diefenbaker locked the election to Pearson.

03:28:45.340 Because Diefenbaker came in in the late 50s, which, funny enough, it's the Conservatives have

03:28:52.280 the first female cabinet member.

03:28:53.800 They just kind of gave her, like, a show position at first.

03:28:58.520 Then when he won his second term, that's when he moved her to the immigration. 0.52

03:29:04.780 And then, yeah, so I'm thinking it must have been the early 60s there that the Avro must

03:29:09.160 have been happening, because I'm pretty sure that was a big reason as to why Lester B.

03:29:13.680 Pearson was able to beat him. 0.96

03:29:14.740 And then, yeah, Pearson came in, and for years, Pearson had been trying to get that fucking 1.00

03:29:20.500 stupid flag of his, the Pearson pennant, as they like to refer to it. 0.99

03:29:26.720 One that was, like, the three maple leaves in the middle and then two blue bars on the 1.00

03:29:31.800 side.

03:29:33.540 Yeah.

03:29:34.900 Yeah.

03:29:35.420 That was the one that he wanted. 0.89

03:29:37.740 And nobody fucking liked it, so ended up with the... 0.99

03:29:40.980 Two blue bars sounds like blue balls. 0.99

03:29:42.540 Yeah, right.

03:29:43.660 And we're stuck in the middle.

03:29:45.640 Oh, I don't like the sound of that.

03:29:46.380 It's strange, right?

03:29:47.340 Like, those two decisions, I think, are what really helped to just kill any national identity

03:29:54.840 that we had.

03:29:56.160 Yeah.

03:29:57.480 Because after that, what was our national identity?

03:29:59.960 It became hockey, beer, and Tim Hortons.

03:30:02.760 Yeah.

03:30:02.880 That was literally the Canadian identity, which is not even an identity. 0.95

03:30:07.500 That's just where we fucking go to eat and drink our coffee, what sport we play. 1.00

03:30:12.540 You know, like, it was fucking dumb. 1.00

03:30:16.400 No, we do have a culture. 1.00

03:30:18.000 We do have an identity.

03:30:19.080 It's...

03:30:19.560 We are characters. 0.76

03:30:20.640 That's for damn sure. 0.67

03:30:22.220 Yeah. 0.93

03:30:22.580 But being that... 1.00

03:30:23.700 Yeah, we suck. 0.99

03:30:24.660 Not everybody plays hockey. 0.99

03:30:26.260 Not everybody goes to Tim Hortons.

03:30:27.960 Exactly.

03:30:29.680 But we all do. 1.00

03:30:31.600 Fucking... 0.99

03:30:32.160 We allowed that actual identity to get erased. 1.00

03:30:34.900 Yeah.

03:30:42.220 Yeah.

03:30:44.260 That's the way I view it, anyway.

03:30:46.840 Yeah.

03:30:47.200 They shook the Etsy sketch.

03:30:49.780 Canada shook, like, an Etsy sketch.

03:30:52.080 I'm like, no, we're starting new now.

03:30:53.860 We're progressive now, from now on.

03:30:55.700 Yeah, right?

03:30:57.080 Yeah.

03:30:57.360 You changed the anthem and the flag right at the same time.

03:31:01.880 So we went from the Maple Leaf Forever, which, by the way, I think is a better anthem.

03:31:07.460 And we changed the red end sign to the Maple Leaf.

03:31:10.240 But it's... 1.00

03:31:17.240 It's all fucking stupid to me. 1.00

03:31:22.240 It's all fucking stupid. 1.00

03:31:23.720 Every time I hear that Maple Leaf Forever song, I always think of the First World War. 1.00

03:31:27.460 Because it's usually the intro for...

03:31:29.800 What's-his-name's war stories with...

03:31:33.240 Not Mark Felton.

03:31:35.760 There was a Canadian guy, Chris Christie, or something, that used to do...

03:31:39.240 And history of the First World War in Canada.

03:31:43.020 Right.

03:31:44.020 And how, you know, how Vinnie Ryds pretty much made us who we are.

03:31:48.200 It was kind of the pivotal point where our flag meant something.

03:31:52.280 Like, we're Canadians now.

03:31:53.260 We fought together as Canadians.

03:31:55.020 All Canadian divisions all fought together as one. 1.00

03:31:59.220 And became stormtroopers and kicked the fucking Germans' ass. 1.00

03:32:03.460 Yeah. 1.00

03:32:04.500 You know?

03:32:04.900 Well, and apparently, too, part of the reason Pearson claims that he wanted to change the flag is because...

03:32:12.820 Was it the...

03:32:14.820 Was it the Seven Day War or whatever with Egypt? 1.00

03:32:18.920 Whatever that fucking war was. 0.99

03:32:20.580 Israel and Egypt? 1.00

03:32:22.120 Yeah.

03:32:22.280 I guess we went in as peacekeepers.

03:32:29.140 And Egypt denied us because they saw the Union Jack on the flag and just assumed that there's no way that we could be impartial if we were having a Union Jack on our flag.

03:32:42.120 Yeah.

03:32:42.600 That and the FLQ crisis as well, because that was another thing that affected that idea, because they wanted to try and bring unity, and especially with Quebec. 0.94

03:32:59.500 I don't want the Union Jack on your other, because the Union Jack is fucking kind of like a Jew flag to me anyways. 1.00

03:33:05.560 I don't want the Union Jack. 0.91

03:33:06.700 Like, the lion represents England, and Scotland, and Wales, dragons, Wales, and then you get the heart for Ireland, and you get the fleur-de-lis for France.

03:33:18.440 Like, that's good enough. 0.97

03:33:19.280 I don't need a big fucking Union Jack right there, man. 0.98

03:33:21.960 I always said that. 0.97

03:33:22.780 I love the appeal of the craft. 0.99

03:33:24.560 I don't like the fucking Union Jack. 0.99

03:33:25.820 Like, bam, right there in your face. 1.00

03:33:27.520 But in the terms of the fact that the flag is showing the founding, you know what I mean?

03:33:32.980 Like, I believe that it should be there.

03:33:34.880 Yeah, it was a founding.

03:33:35.920 Okay, now we're here.

03:33:36.940 It's like, I don't need to keep celebrating.

03:33:38.240 But that's part of your identity, though, is understanding who founded the country.

03:33:42.580 Okay, so the Union Jack was our old landlord.

03:33:45.960 Now we own the joint. 0.97

03:33:47.320 We rented to fucking own, and now we own. 1.00

03:33:51.240 So Union Jack can fuck off. 1.00

03:33:53.400 I don't want to celebrate my landlord anymore, right? 0.99

03:33:55.980 Right, but my point is, though, is that a very vast amount of the population would have, you know, that is their heritage.

03:34:02.620 So why would you get rid of it?

03:34:03.980 Well, you might as well get rid of the crest, too, then.

03:34:07.300 No, the crest is fine.

03:34:08.900 Because the Union Jack, England, is represented in the crest. 0.99

03:34:12.200 They don't need a big fucking Union Jack. 0.99

03:34:13.780 That's their flag. 0.99

03:34:14.820 I don't want that flag on my flag.

03:34:16.340 I don't want to celebrate my old landlord, right? 0.99

03:34:20.800 They're still our fucking landlord. 0.99

03:34:22.260 We still have crown land. 1.00

03:34:23.980 It should be Canadian land, not crown land.

03:34:27.900 I don't know.

03:34:28.440 I'd much rather have the red end.

03:34:29.660 It would be our land, not the crown. 0.99

03:34:31.260 I don't want fucking King Charles. 0.99

03:34:33.160 He's Prince Charles, man. 1.00

03:34:34.260 He's always going to be Prince Charles to me. 1.00

03:34:35.580 Fuck him. 1.00

03:34:36.460 Yeah, whatever. 1.00

03:34:37.300 You don't have to like him, though.

03:34:38.640 Again, to me, it's just showing the actual heritage of the country, which you can't deny is a great deal English.

03:34:46.820 Of course you can't deny it.

03:34:47.820 So why do you have to display it?

03:34:49.460 You already can't deny it.

03:34:50.640 Like, yes, we know.

03:34:51.380 There's always tradition.

03:34:54.460 There's still pipes and drums.

03:34:55.840 We still celebrate our heritage.

03:34:58.400 I just see it as the point of that flag, right?

03:35:01.520 But not on our flag.

03:35:02.780 Canada should have its own flag, but not with the Union Jack.

03:35:05.180 That's all.

03:35:07.920 I don't like that.

03:35:10.200 But England, the New Brunswick flag has the lion on top.

03:35:13.400 The lion represents England.

03:35:14.620 That's our heritage.

03:35:15.260 That's all you need. 1.00

03:35:15.880 You don't need a lion, a lion, a lion, and then fucking Union Jack. 1.00

03:35:19.760 That's like, bam, UK. 0.99

03:35:21.780 No, we're Canada.

03:35:25.120 Stop it.

03:35:26.100 Yeah, I like it with the Union Jack. 1.00

03:35:27.860 Like, we've gone to rescue those assholes fucking twice now and gave our blood. 1.00

03:35:31.820 Have they ever come over? 1.00

03:35:32.500 Oh, wait.

03:35:32.920 Oh, 1812, they came over here and shed some blood for us. 0.91

03:35:36.220 Way back.

03:35:37.540 Thanks, I guess.

03:35:39.120 Yeah, well, we weren't even a country then, really.

03:35:42.140 You know?

03:35:42.540 Yeah.

03:35:43.600 You know.

03:35:47.180 Thanks for fighting the war.

03:35:49.180 Yeah, right.

03:35:50.720 Or we'd all be American right now. 0.98

03:35:52.460 We might have been better off having not fought 1812 and fucking just gone back. 0.99

03:35:57.860 Farming and said, yeah, whatever. 0.99

03:35:59.140 Okay.

03:36:00.220 We'll be the states now.

03:36:03.020 You know?

03:36:03.920 Something like that.

03:36:06.860 Well, my hometown's a loyalist city.

03:36:09.380 Like, that's where all the loyalists came.

03:36:10.680 There's, like, thousands of them showed up in St. John that fled the United States because

03:36:14.740 they were loyal to the crown.

03:36:17.640 And I used to be one of them once upon a time.

03:36:19.840 Like, yeah, loyalist city.

03:36:21.040 Yeah, yeah, we're loyal to the crown.

03:36:22.720 Good for them. 1.00

03:36:23.400 It's thumbing your nose at fucking the United States. 1.00

03:36:25.180 Fuck you. 1.00

03:36:25.540 I'm going to Canada now. 1.00

03:36:28.100 But look at Canada compared to the states.

03:36:30.160 Look at St. John used to be a thriving city with trolley cars.

03:36:33.260 And you look at pictures of Canada back in the 1800s.

03:36:36.600 It looked like pictures of the states in the 1800s.

03:36:39.740 Like, they were progressing the same way.

03:36:41.980 Right? 0.99

03:36:42.160 But then, after time, Canada looks like a fucking third-world country compared to the states. 0.99

03:36:47.320 Like, just go across the borders. 0.99

03:36:48.620 Like, oh, they got skyscrapers. 1.00

03:36:50.280 Fucking people are making money. 0.99

03:36:51.420 They're rolling in it, man. 1.00

03:36:52.880 Over here, we're all on welfare or work for the government. 1.00

03:36:57.140 Fuck. 1.00

03:36:57.540 We went commie a long time ago, man. 1.00

03:37:00.160 Like, look at our airports.

03:37:01.160 Look at the airports in Canada and the United States.

03:37:03.060 And then look at how nice airports are.

03:37:04.760 And our hospitals.

03:37:05.300 Europe and, yeah, our hospitals, our schools, everything.

03:37:09.220 They're dirty. 1.00

03:37:10.180 Because they hire fucking shitty people, man. 1.00

03:37:14.720 Everything's unionized. 1.00

03:37:15.960 Why?

03:37:17.000 It's all unionized.

03:37:18.220 Yeah.

03:37:18.420 And you can't fire anybody.

03:37:20.680 You know? 0.98

03:37:21.080 Nobody gets fired for being a shitty person on their job. 0.99

03:37:23.980 They just get fucking replaced and shuffled off somewhere else. 0.99

03:37:27.300 Yeah. 0.99

03:37:27.980 Yeah, she's true. 0.79

03:37:32.560 I missed my coffee this afternoon.

03:37:34.000 See, I told you guys I needed to have my coffee like an hour ago.

03:37:36.980 Yeah, I didn't get mine either.

03:37:38.740 That's your point.

03:37:39.940 I know. 1.00

03:37:40.980 Well, you yelled at me every time I went off the fucking camera. 1.00

03:37:43.860 So I was scared to make a coffee for fuck's sake. 0.99

03:37:46.380 I don't like the beer off the camera. 0.97

03:37:47.860 What are you talking about?

03:37:49.460 I can still hear you, you know, just because I turned the camera off. 0.99

03:37:53.520 Doesn't mean I can't fucking hear. 0.98

03:37:55.140 I'm not Helen Keller. 0.98

03:37:58.580 Helen Keller.

03:38:00.400 Helen Keller.

03:38:02.000 I'm not edgy in my head.

03:38:03.100 I don't remember.

03:38:06.380 Got edgy in my head and it won't go.

03:38:09.600 Helen Keller song in my head and it won't go.

03:38:13.740 Do you know what I find really annoying?

03:38:16.000 When you're in a store and you know how there's music playing and stuff?

03:38:19.800 Like, I like when the music plays and I don't have to hear people sing.

03:38:26.160 Just the instrumental.

03:38:27.980 Like, if I'm in a store, no, customers in the store that are also walking around, don't 0.99

03:38:32.400 fucking sing. 1.00

03:38:33.660 Like, shut up. 1.00

03:38:34.760 Like, Jesus Christ. 1.00

03:38:38.340 Nothing annoys me more than when I've been trying to get some old fucking 90s pop music 0.98

03:38:43.440 and just, you know, kill some time. 0.98

03:38:45.860 And then all of a sudden I hear some fucking broad singing Paula Abdul behind me and it's 1.00

03:38:49.380 like, shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:38:50.540 I want to hear Paula Abdul sing it, not you. 1.00

03:38:52.580 What the fuck? 1.00

03:38:54.760 Are you sure? 1.00

03:38:55.280 I used to be crazy.

03:38:57.860 I'm telling you.

03:38:58.560 That is funny, though.

03:39:00.420 Yeah.

03:39:01.320 It's like, it's not a land.

03:39:02.260 You're not a land.

03:39:02.980 You're not a land.

03:39:03.000 You're not a land.

03:39:03.020 You're not a land.

03:39:03.040 You're not a land.

03:39:03.060 You're not a land. 0.99

03:39:04.100 What the fuck is a peanut butter sheet cake? 0.99

03:39:08.960 What? 0.99

03:39:09.600 Why peanut butter?

03:39:11.160 Yeah.

03:39:11.740 Why do you want a peanut butter cake?

03:39:13.640 I have questions. 0.98

03:39:14.740 What the fuck is a sheet cake anyway? 0.99

03:39:17.340 It's a sheet cake. 0.99

03:39:17.860 It's exactly what it sounds like. 0.99

03:39:19.060 It's a square cake so you can, like, roll it or make fucking shapes out of it. 0.99

03:39:26.260 Whatever. 0.96

03:39:27.040 Then you can, or cut out circles and then stack. 1.00

03:39:29.420 You can make it into dicks and call it a penis butter cake. 1.00

03:39:33.600 Why is it a penis butter cake? 1.00

03:39:36.020 I have questions. 0.99

03:39:38.200 It's a Texan thing.

03:39:39.460 A peanut butter cake.

03:39:40.020 I have even more questions then. 1.00

03:39:42.480 The fuck? 0.99

03:39:43.100 Like, you're not even close to that. 1.00

03:39:44.020 Are you going to put, I have a question.

03:39:46.780 Are you going to put Reese's Pieces or something in it?

03:39:48.760 Because if I was going to make a peanut butter sheet cake, I feel like I would have to put, like, Reese's Pieces cereal or something in it.

03:39:54.260 Oh, okay.

03:39:55.020 I don't know that.

03:39:55.680 I feel like I might be at it.

03:39:57.960 And Koala knows.

03:39:58.960 But I've seen the things Koala eats.

03:40:01.000 I don't know.

03:40:04.940 I've seen the things you eat.

03:40:07.040 Right?

03:40:07.340 Well, nothing usually dies when Koala eats.

03:40:10.940 Is she a vegan?

03:40:11.880 I don't think vegan, no.

03:40:15.880 Okay.

03:40:17.740 I'm diabetic.

03:40:18.720 So, what does that mean?

03:40:19.920 That you can't eat sugar?

03:40:22.500 Something like that.

03:40:23.120 Like, I don't understand.

03:40:25.140 I eat lettuce.

03:40:26.860 Lettuce is fine.

03:40:27.820 She eats my food's food.

03:40:32.680 So, what is, if you're making a peanut butter cake, if you're diabetic, I don't understand.

03:40:37.360 Yeah, what's that, yeah.

03:40:38.600 It takes 26 teaspoons of milk.

03:40:43.100 What does that have to do with anything?

03:40:44.900 I'm so confused now.

03:40:46.700 I'm so confused, too.

03:40:48.300 I feel like there's something private going on in the chat that we don't know about.

03:40:51.700 Yeah, right.

03:40:52.380 Women disperse. 0.71

03:40:55.120 There's too many women in the chat. 1.00

03:40:56.760 That's enough.

03:40:58.580 Okay.

03:41:00.900 Yeah, there's far too much estrogen in the chat.

03:41:03.700 Can we do any lady things happening? 1.00

03:41:06.120 Can we have to test our own, please?

03:41:07.800 Can we talk about some guns again?

03:41:11.680 Yeah. 0.99

03:41:12.880 Let's get some fucking testosterone in that chat, please. 1.00

03:41:16.020 There we go. 0.99

03:41:16.620 Thanks, M.Dot.

03:41:17.620 Get in there, bud.

03:41:20.040 Patsy, Jason. 0.98

03:41:22.380 Can we have some dicks? 1.00

03:41:23.180 Yeah, right. 0.98

03:41:23.780 Let's talk to the usual suspects.

03:41:25.540 Jesus Christ. 1.00

03:41:28.160 Fuck, letting this turn into some sort of fucking baking moment? 1.00

03:41:34.700 Unbelievable. 1.00

03:41:35.140 Oh, Lord.

03:41:36.200 I don't have any estrogen.

03:41:37.500 Yeah, I was...

03:41:39.520 Listen.

03:41:40.620 Listen.

03:41:41.120 I like lady things. 1.00

03:41:42.260 See?

03:41:42.520 There's too many ladies. 1.00

03:41:43.560 That's what happens.

03:41:45.140 It's a Thursday afternoon.

03:41:47.040 It's unfortunate.

03:41:47.820 All the women. 0.79

03:41:49.100 See?

03:41:49.620 All the men are out doing men things. 1.00

03:41:51.180 It's like fixing cars and fucking hunting. 0.99

03:41:54.120 Something like that. 1.00

03:41:57.560 It's annoying.

03:41:59.500 Yeah.

03:42:00.080 Definitely need more testosterone in the chat. 0.94

03:42:02.400 It is.

03:42:03.040 It is annoying.

03:42:03.820 Right here.

03:42:05.320 There he is.

03:42:06.540 I had to call the boss and take care of his... 1.00

03:42:08.600 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:42:10.680 Yeah. 1.00

03:42:11.020 You tried to post shootings.

03:42:15.660 What?

03:42:18.080 What are you doing?

03:42:19.440 What are you doing over there?

03:42:24.220 Those are crazy.

03:42:25.240 Unbelievable.

03:42:25.680 Man things.

03:42:26.420 See?

03:42:27.240 It's nap.

03:42:27.520 Yeah, nap does sound like a really good idea.

03:42:30.420 I gotta...

03:42:30.860 I can't, though.

03:42:31.560 I gotta avoid the naps.

03:42:33.600 I gotta try and...

03:42:34.240 What do you have to avoid? 0.99

03:42:35.740 Well, I gotta try and fix the fucking sleep schedule here. 1.00

03:42:38.060 It's all fucked up. 1.00

03:42:41.460 Right? 1.00

03:42:43.420 Just fucking way out of whack. 0.97

03:42:45.620 That's why you have to stay awake until it's normal time to go to sleep. 0.99

03:42:48.620 And then you...

03:42:49.100 I thought that was gonna work last night when I passed out during edgy, though.

03:42:53.540 Right?

03:42:53.840 It was like 9.30.

03:42:54.840 I was like, alright. 0.99

03:42:56.160 Fucking passed out on the couch. 0.99

03:42:58.240 And 12.30 rolls along. 1.00

03:43:00.280 And there I am. 0.99

03:43:01.160 Fucking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 1.00

03:43:02.600 Let's fucking go. 1.00

03:43:04.900 I don't... 1.00

03:43:08.180 I don't get it.

03:43:10.460 Want to hear a song?

03:43:12.640 Why not?

03:43:14.500 Can I make a copy? 0.99

03:43:16.260 God, I don't know what the fuck it is. 0.97

03:43:19.700 We're taking a real risk here, folks. 0.99

03:43:22.140 No, it's... 0.99

03:43:23.100 Letting fucking Chris pick music is a risk. 0.99

03:43:26.240 No, it's alright. 0.99

03:43:27.320 It's not...

03:43:27.800 No, it's...

03:43:28.180 You guys have heard of this guy.

03:43:29.280 I've played him before.

03:43:30.500 He's...

03:43:30.820 He's copyright-friendly.

03:43:33.020 You can play this guy on YouTube, apparently.

03:43:34.300 Copyright doesn't matter. 0.87

03:43:36.360 We don't give a fuck about copyright here. 0.95

03:43:39.440 I know. 0.95

03:43:40.040 It's okay.

03:43:41.140 Well, then it should be fine.

03:43:42.000 You have to write a copy.

03:43:43.680 You know what I mean?

03:43:44.160 Pages and spines, books full of fun stories and rhymes.

03:43:49.720 I can drive all around and see my seat.

03:43:53.340 I'll tell you something, buddy, reading books are pretty dang neat now.

03:43:57.680 Books, change your stomach.

03:44:00.880 Grab a couple of books and start a book collection.

03:44:04.620 Read a good book.

03:44:06.320 Fill your brain full of knowledge.

03:44:08.160 And you don't never even have to go to a college.

03:44:11.800 Trade a book your time.

03:44:13.800 It'll give you its treasure.

03:44:15.720 Every chapter's a blast.

03:44:17.520 Every letter gets better.

03:44:19.340 Take a short look.

03:44:21.080 Just get your feet wet.

03:44:22.920 And you'll be reading big time.

03:44:24.860 No time.

03:44:25.800 I'll bet like Shakespeare, Melville, London, and Austin.

03:44:30.720 Tolkien, Lewis, Lingo, Harry Potter is awesome.

03:44:34.320 Magic, Treehouse, Homer, Virgil, and Chaucer.

03:44:37.700 Grab a fat paperback about appliance.

03:44:40.940 Awesome.

03:44:41.440 Now, books, say the things in your head in a brand new way.

03:44:46.940 You never heard it been said.

03:44:49.260 E-books, audio books.

03:44:51.040 Don't make it hard.

03:44:52.380 You can go pretty far with just a library card like Steinbeck,

03:44:58.620 Hurst and a Wagner, Hemingway, McCarthy, and Miss Mary over.

03:45:03.800 Read a little bit.

03:45:05.460 It'll just take a minute.

03:45:06.920 You can pick a different book.

03:45:09.100 If you don't like what's in it, just read them. 1.00

03:45:11.860 Read a fucking piece. 1.00

03:45:29.680 That's funny. 1.00

03:45:34.100 Shit, yeah. 1.00

03:45:36.320 Shit, yeah. 1.00

03:45:39.640 What the fuck is this? 1.00

03:45:41.860 In time of war, it's typical, sometimes even useful, to demonize your enemy. 1.00

03:45:50.340 We still see this today, whenever a dictator or despot comes to power anywhere in the world.

03:45:55.660 Caricatures and jokes, not always in the best of taste, rise to the forefront because it's our way of relieving aggression.

03:46:02.700 So it was in World War II.

03:46:04.340 Some people feared Adolf Hitler.

03:46:07.220 Others mocked him.

03:46:08.700 The Disney staff came up with the idea for a cartoon to be titled Donald Duck in Nutsyland,

03:46:13.620 giving the all-American duck a nightmare that he was living in a country run by Nazis. 0.66

03:46:18.340 The title changed when a song written for the cartoon by Oliver Wallace became a runaway hit and a now classic recording by Spike Jonze.

03:46:25.800 It then became essential to change the name of the cartoon to De Fuhrer's Face.

03:46:31.360 It's easy to see why the film was so popular.

03:46:33.620 I love that throw in the sleep.

03:46:34.320 Let's go.

03:46:34.760 It's very, very funny.

03:46:35.800 Reducing the serious tenets of Hitler's Nazism to slapstick absurdities. 0.89

03:46:40.380 And it gave audiences a chance to think, as Donald does, about the freedoms they might have taken for granted.

03:46:45.980 Am I glad to be a son of Hitler? 0.98

03:46:48.400 I love the Japanese.

03:46:49.300 I love the Japanese.

03:46:49.420 I love the Japanese.

03:46:49.960 That's how I'm back.

03:46:51.160 I love the Japanese.

03:46:52.540 De Fuhrer's Face, directed by Jack Kinney, won the Academy Award as Best Animated Short Subject of 1943.

03:47:03.140 Weird.

03:47:10.220 That's awesome.

03:47:11.060 Weird.

03:47:35.700 world in space behind right in her careful space then hold your ring says they'll never from this

03:47:44.180 place behind right in her guarding space

03:47:53.140 super super super superman it's just not the land so good would you leave it if you could

03:48:01.140 the artist that's not this good we would leave but if we could

03:48:04.900 it's a soap barren that was a soap barren

03:48:07.780 show me your hand

03:48:23.140 show us your hands show us your hands

03:48:31.380 even the clock knows

03:48:37.140 my

03:48:53.780 next

03:48:58.820 Oh

03:49:20.520 Oh

03:49:28.820 I ought to cut some bread.

03:49:48.280 Propaganda, though. 0.99

03:49:49.180 They're pretty fucking clever when it comes to propaganda. 0.96

03:49:51.700 Here, improve the mind. 0.99

03:49:54.060 Heil Hitler. 0.96

03:49:56.560 He's there.

03:49:58.820 When the Fuhrer says

03:50:04.460 We is the most of race

03:50:06.500 and we hire

03:50:07.460 and in the sure space

03:50:10.460 of the world, the Fuhrer.

03:50:12.920 Welcome, workers of Nazi land. 0.96

03:50:15.760 But their glorious privilege is yours 0.68

03:50:17.960 to be a Nazi. 0.64

03:50:20.000 To work 48 hours a day

03:50:22.220 for the Fuhrer.

03:50:23.100 A day.

03:50:23.560 When the Fuhrer says

03:50:25.260 we never will be slaves.

03:50:27.460 48 hours a day.

03:50:28.560 But still we work like slaves

03:50:31.320 while the Fuhrer brags

03:50:33.480 and lies

03:50:34.200 and rants and raves.

03:50:35.720 Be higher.

03:50:36.900 Higher.

03:50:37.520 And work into our graves.

03:50:40.360 Heil Hitler. 0.96

03:50:41.360 Heil Hitler. 0.96

03:50:45.200 Get to work.

03:50:49.200 These are hilarious.

03:50:50.580 They're a Louisa. 0.72

03:50:59.940 Mate.

03:51:00.560 I love you.

03:51:30.560 Is this not wonderful?

03:51:48.100 Is not our Führer Galoria?

03:51:52.480 Heil Hitler! 0.95

03:51:54.760 Heil Hitler! 0.95

03:51:56.400 What's that you say, Spider?

03:51:59.060 I'll dump the easel in Heil Hitler! 0.98

03:52:02.720 Heil Hitler! 0.95

03:52:12.980 Attention workers! 0.99

03:52:15.400 Through the kindness of the Führer, now comes the vacation with Faye!

03:52:21.920 Ah, the beautiful outs with the birds!

03:52:25.600 On the beautiful scenery, not forgetting to build up the body so we can work harder for

03:52:31.080 the Führer, Heil Hitler! 0.94

03:52:33.320 One, two, three, Heil!

03:52:34.480 One, two, three, Heil!

03:52:35.620 One, two, three, Heil!

03:52:36.720 One, two, three, Heil!

03:52:38.060 And now, the vacation is over!

03:52:40.840 By special degree of the Führer!

03:52:42.640 Special degree of the Führer!

03:52:44.260 You have been chosen to work overtime!

03:52:46.600 Robot! 0.96

03:52:53.580 Robot's racist! 0.98

03:52:55.300 I can't stand it! 0.98

03:53:08.880 I can't stand it!

03:53:11.440 I'm going fast!

03:53:13.060 Stop! 1.00

03:53:13.740 Stop! 1.00

03:53:14.580 Stop! 1.00

03:53:15.200 They went to sleep, showing their hands all the time!

03:53:22.620 They went to sleep!

03:53:25.580 They drove them nuts!

03:53:27.280 Yeah, right?

03:53:27.900 Having to show your hands!

03:53:28.880 Having to show your hands all the time!

03:53:30.280 You know, people can't!

03:53:31.360 Should've just ate Pam's tooth! 1.00

03:53:32.880 I don't know!

03:53:33.820 Yeah, just ate Pam's tooth!

03:53:37.860 So many drags, man! 1.00

03:53:39.080 You guys have seen this before, though!

03:53:59.180 A long time ago!

03:54:00.020 How many drugs have you got to be on to draw this? 1.00

03:54:03.520 Yeah, it's good shit! 1.00

03:54:05.300 Let's eat it on mushrooms! 1.00

03:54:07.560 And the ghost went in at that?

03:54:09.900 That's what?

03:54:10.680 How?

03:54:11.180 Oh, boy!

03:54:18.760 That's the liberty's racist!

03:54:20.180 Not to love the poor!

03:54:27.540 It's the greatest faith!

03:54:30.140 So be high!

03:54:31.140 High!

03:54:32.120 Right in the poor's face!

03:54:34.340 So be high!

03:54:35.840 High!

03:54:36.600 Right in the poor's face!

03:54:39.540 Fox's egg!

03:54:47.080 Hilarious!

03:54:47.860 That's funny!

03:54:48.400 Did we see more or no?

03:54:49.900 Got all of Disney!

03:54:53.260 Yeah, right?

03:54:54.360 Especially the old kids!

03:54:55.460 That one's...

03:54:56.140 That's a good one!

03:54:56.900 The Duck-taters! 0.99

03:54:57.440 The Duck-taters! 0.99

03:54:57.940 The Duck-taters! 0.99

03:54:59.440 The Duck-taters! 0.99

03:55:17.900 Cousins!

03:55:18.300 Cousins!

03:55:18.420 Cousins!

03:55:18.740 Cousins!

03:55:19.260 Cousins!

03:55:20.340 Cousins!

03:55:20.360 In a happy barnyard some years ago, a seemingly unimportant event occurred which was destined

03:55:35.740 to vitally affect the future of that little world.

03:55:38.840 Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.

03:55:53.840 Mama, what's is los?

03:55:59.840 What's this for, Duck Horse?

03:56:05.840 And so time passed.

03:56:12.840 But not so fast.

03:56:15.840 Oh, all right.

03:56:16.840 But time does fly, don't it, Johnny?

03:56:20.840 Time passed.

03:56:22.840 The bad egg grew to Duck Hood and with artistic aspirations dreamed of brush and palette,

03:56:30.840 but ended up with only the brush.

03:56:33.840 They don't know what.

03:56:36.840 His artistic efforts burned.

03:56:38.840 He soon turned to other endeavors.

03:56:40.840 And don't forget, you dobs. 0.61

03:56:43.840 I'm the lost in Germany.

03:56:47.840 In all of Europe.

03:56:49.840 Yes, in the whole world.

03:56:52.840 My mother done told me.

03:56:55.840 Say hi.

03:56:56.840 And there were some gullible ones who listened.

03:57:01.840 Especially one goose more gullible than gooses.

03:57:07.840 There's black and white geese.

03:57:08.840 There's black and white geese.

03:57:09.840 That's all right.

03:57:10.840 That's the old stuff, kiddo.

03:57:11.840 He's a smarter fellow at Brahms, huh?

03:57:12.840 Make-a-me.

03:57:13.840 Terrible, guys.

03:57:15.840 See hi.

03:57:16.840 See hi.

03:57:17.840 See hi.

03:57:18.840 See hi.

03:57:19.840 See hi.

03:57:20.840 See hi.

03:57:21.840 See hi.

03:57:22.840 See hi.

03:57:23.840 See hi.

03:57:24.840 See hi, boy.

03:57:25.840 I'm from South Germany.

03:57:26.840 See hi.

03:57:27.840 See hi.

03:57:28.840 See hi.

03:57:29.840 See hi.

03:57:30.840 See hi.

03:57:32.340 See hi.

03:57:32.840 See hi.

03:57:33.840 See hi.

03:57:35.840 See hi.

03:57:36.840 See hi, boy.

03:57:37.840 I'm from South Germany.

03:57:38.840 See hi.

03:57:39.840 See hi.

03:57:43.840 See Hi.

03:57:44.840 See hi.

03:57:46.840 See hi.

03:57:47.840 See hi. 0.53

03:57:48.840 I'm a sick heiler, too.

03:57:51.840 Hah. 0.73

03:57:52.840 That's the Philpairn again.

03:58:04.220 I want to say the Italian Philpairn's my favorite.

03:58:22.840 It's a propaganda man, I'm telling you, it hasn't changed, it hasn't changed at all.

03:58:42.840 Except for it's more calming now, right?

03:58:48.840 Gone troopers have their heads in the clouds.

03:58:55.840 Have they forgot, tis love that's right, and naught is gained by show of might.

03:59:05.840 It solves everything.

03:59:12.840 This is wonderful, wonderful. 1.00

03:59:20.840 Yeah, well you're treating with shit. 1.00

03:59:27.840 Then from out of the west came another partner to make a silly axis of himself. 1.00

03:59:35.840 Silly axis? 0.99

03:59:37.840 It's a Japanese sapper man, sneaking on with a dude. 0.99

03:59:42.840 It's just a Japanese sapper man, I'm a little crazy too. 0.99

03:59:47.840 Don't be too crazy! 0.86

03:59:51.840 These are so good!

03:59:54.840 Oh, sorry!

03:59:55.840 Oh, so sorry!

03:59:56.840 Oh, very, very sorry, Frieza!

03:59:58.840 Oh, to apologize in the right dickens!

04:00:01.840 Oh, just a minute, Frieza!

04:00:03.840 Oh, I am not a Japanese sapper man!

04:00:06.840 I am a Chinese!

04:00:08.840 Made in Japan!

04:00:11.840 Made in Japan!

04:00:17.840 With spreading clouds of war, once more the axis march toward dreams of further conquest!

04:00:26.840 Brizzy would've loved that song!

04:00:29.840 5, 6, see them under the sticks!

04:00:32.840 7, 8, reach them astray!

04:00:33.840 3, 10!

04:00:34.840 Begin again, kid!

04:00:36.840 Mercy me, regretful sight, O branch of peace,

04:00:45.840 Forstall this fight.

04:00:49.840 Come, sirs, change all warlike.

04:01:06.840 Drop! 1.00

04:01:26.840 Now, where were we?

04:01:28.840 Oh, yes.

04:01:36.840 We're the one for Paul Harbour!

04:01:48.840 Peek-a-boo, Fris.

04:01:50.840 Busy little bee, aren't I?

04:01:53.840 What?

04:02:01.840 I hate war, but what's begun?

04:02:04.840 Well, I just didn't choose to run.

04:02:07.840 So I can point with pride and say,

04:02:10.840 there's three that didn't get away.

04:02:14.840 There you go.

04:02:29.840 So who ran Warner Brothers back then?

04:02:32.840 Just asking for a friend.

04:02:34.840 That was Disney, wasn't it?

04:02:36.840 Yeah.

04:02:37.840 By victory bonds.

04:02:39.840 Yeah, well, Disney, I thought Walt Disney was actually a bit of a Nazi, I thought.

04:02:44.840 Right?

04:02:45.840 Well, he agreed with them.

04:02:48.840 I thought he was like, you know, like Ford.

04:02:50.840 It's been a leg.

04:02:51.840 On the same page.

04:02:53.840 Yeah, he was definitely.

04:02:54.840 Yeah, he was definitely a Nazi.

04:02:56.840 Well, that's the thing, though.

04:02:58.840 I mean, the American people didn't even want in that war.

04:03:00.840 Right?

04:03:01.840 Yeah.

04:03:02.840 No, they didn't.

04:03:04.840 Both of them, they didn't want in.

04:03:06.840 Yeah.

04:03:07.840 Of course, they were dragged in, like usual.

04:03:13.840 Oh, I have reason.

04:03:15.840 There's some old cartoons from back then that have, that are all, like, that are like that.

04:03:22.840 That are all racially charged.

04:03:25.840 Yeah.

04:03:26.840 Disney was the Nazi. 0.96

04:03:27.840 WB was the Jews. 0.99

04:03:29.840 Yeah, Disney was the Nazi. 0.95

04:03:30.840 See, that's what I was saying.

04:03:31.840 Disney Nazi.

04:03:32.840 Warner Brothers.

04:03:33.840 Warner Brothers.

04:03:34.840 Jews.

04:03:35.840 Mm.

04:03:36.840 Right.

04:03:37.840 And there's the whole.

04:03:39.840 Actually, I think that's a whole other stream entirely.

04:03:41.840 So.

04:03:42.840 Anyway, there is a significant amount of Nazi, like, like propaganda or whatever you want 0.73

04:03:56.840 to call it, like those.

04:03:57.840 Those.

04:03:58.840 Those.

04:03:59.840 Cartoons.

04:04:00.840 Were super prevalent.

04:04:01.840 From Disney.

04:04:02.840 Mm-hmm.

04:04:03.840 So, I think, Madame Breezy didn't get to see, she didn't get to hear the book song.

04:04:13.840 I never thought, like, Madame Breezy will kidnap you and make you read a book, right?

04:04:17.840 Yeah, well, maybe I'll, well, well, I don't mind hearing it.

04:04:18.840 You guys mind hearing it one more time or what?

04:04:19.840 Oh, my God.

04:04:20.840 Sure. 1.00

04:04:21.840 You can play the fucking book song again. 1.00

04:04:22.840 We should have never have given him the ability. 1.00

04:04:23.840 Nope.

04:04:24.840 You shouldn't have told me.

04:04:25.840 Nope.

04:04:26.840 You shouldn't have told me.

04:04:27.840 Nope.

04:04:28.840 You shouldn't have told me.

04:04:29.840 That's a good book right there.

04:04:30.840 Yes.

04:04:31.840 I don't change your perspective.

04:04:32.840 I don't change your perspective.

04:04:33.840 You don't even have to go to a college.

04:04:34.840 Trade a book here's time.

04:04:35.840 It'll give you its trade.

04:04:36.840 You should have told me.

04:04:37.840 You shouldn't have told me.

04:04:38.840 Full of fun stories and rhymes.

04:04:39.840 I could travel around.

04:04:40.840 Never leave my seat.

04:04:41.840 I'll tell you something, buddy.

04:04:42.840 Reading books.

04:04:43.840 Good dang neat.

04:04:44.840 Now, books.

04:04:45.840 Change your perspective.

04:04:46.840 That's a good book right there.

04:04:47.840 Yes.

04:04:48.840 I don't change your perspective.

04:04:49.840 I don't change your perspective.

04:04:50.840 Good book.

04:04:51.840 Good book.

04:04:52.840 Good book.

04:04:53.840 Good book.

04:04:54.840 Good book.

04:04:55.840 Good book.

04:04:56.840 Good book.

04:04:57.840 Good book.

04:04:58.840 Good book.

04:04:59.840 Good book.

04:05:00.840 Good book.

04:05:01.840 Good book.

04:05:02.840 Good book.

04:05:03.840 느껴지 preacher.

04:05:04.840 Every chapter's a blast.

04:05:05.840 Every letter gets better.

04:05:07.840 Take a short look.

04:05:08.840 Just to get your feet wet.

04:05:10.840 And you'll be reading big time.

04:05:12.840 And no.

04:05:13.840 Time out bed.

04:05:14.840 Like Shakespeare,

04:05:15.840 Melville,

04:05:16.840 London and Austin,

04:05:18.840 Tolkien, Lewis,

04:05:19.840 Lingo,

04:05:20.840 Harry Potter is awesome,

04:05:22.840 Magic Treehouse,

04:05:23.840 Homer, Virgil and Chaucer.

04:05:25.840 Grab a fat paperback about a fly and sauce.

04:05:29.840 Or now books.

04:05:30.840 Say the things in your head.

04:05:32.840 head in a brand new way you never heard it been said ebooks odd your books don't make it hard

04:05:40.840 you can go pretty far with just a library card like whitman steinbeck first and a balkner

04:05:48.440 hemmingway mccarthy and miss mary over read a little bit it'll just take a minute you can pick

04:05:56.440 a different book if you don't like what's in it just read them

04:06:10.440 yeah have you ever seen the movie big daddy with adam sandler where he like gets a kid

04:06:39.160 kind of like johnny with connor give him any idea but he gets yeah right but that's actually a pretty 0.98

04:06:45.560 accurate representation it actually is and the kid always wants to hear this fucking song with a 0.97

04:06:51.880 kangaroo so he has a fucking meltdown all the time so play the kangaroo song yeah i tried to kick connor 0.99

04:06:58.200 out and he's all like i can wipe my own ass that's a good point 0.99

04:07:02.120 that's funny i feel like you would also cover up like spills with newspaper 0.98

04:07:11.240 yeah and leave it until it dries out

04:07:20.840 well let's say that's the beauty of the adhd and you know object permanence if you just hide it

04:07:25.960 you can't see it anymore it doesn't exist oh you don't have to explain it to me i'm a huge fan of

04:07:33.000 arm wars don't ever open one at my house ever right oh my closet's deadly you open that and you're liable

04:07:41.320 to create an avalanche bro i don't know why i have to take all of the i have so many books this is what i

04:07:52.040 keep realizing i actually at the bottom of my stairs have boxes of books to donate to the church but

04:08:00.280 every time i every time i go to the church to donate books i leave with more books nice so i have all

04:08:10.440 so many books and i put them inside things in boxes i don't have that problem after i

04:08:18.440 and then i'm like oh my god i have that book and then i go find said book because i'm still one of

04:08:25.960 those people where i'm like if i want to find information i still don't realize that i can do

04:08:31.240 it on the internet i'm like oh ah i have a book this is a slightly inaccurate statement okay

04:08:44.440 i do not have enough hockey equipment in the closet for a team because it's all goalie equipment

04:08:51.880 oh now i could outfit a couple of goalies

04:08:58.840 i started like they're legitimately there's like four sets of goalie pads in my closet um

04:09:04.600 i've got like probably like three or four chest protectors a couple of bloggers trappers

04:09:09.880 some goalie skates man holy yeah creative lines oh you're telling us about that yeah yeah this is

04:09:19.880 a book yeah so i'm reading it's all quotes all different quotes of people right yeah and then

04:09:25.720 hang on i'm gonna grab the other one that i just got was it creative lines because i just thought that

04:09:30.600 i meant you i mean while you're grabbing now i'm gonna play this i'm gonna play this i'm playing

04:09:35.880 this is another one it's called growing up underground

04:09:41.800 what's that all in albert uh it's about the autobiography of a former radical fugitive

04:09:46.520 and who grew up underground yeah anyway so these are two that i'm reading currently and i'm also

04:09:56.360 reading uh uh excuse recycling bin diving for his books

04:10:04.760 the other one is a walt whitman book that i'm reading right now

04:10:07.640 and i have i was reading some mark twain the other day but that just got a little bit

04:10:16.920 annoying so yeah i don't this is the thing i won't give there's a lot of books that i don't get

04:10:23.720 rid of yes oh my god oh god two pound fish

04:10:33.000 do your fish song for me

04:10:44.280 for

04:10:58.140 Come on ladies. 1.00

04:11:00.740 One pound fish.

04:11:10.300 Have I, have I looked.

04:11:11.360 One pound fish.

04:11:12.400 Have I, have I looked.

04:11:13.520 One pound fish.

04:11:14.600 Very, very good.

04:11:15.700 One pound fish.

04:11:16.840 Very, very cheap.

04:11:17.920 One pound fish.

04:11:19.040 Six or five pound one pound each.

04:11:21.220 Six or five pound one pound each.

04:11:23.400 Fish.

04:11:24.080 One pound fish.

04:11:24.880 Two.

04:11:25.100 One pound fish.

04:11:25.880 is

04:11:41.560 very good and very cheap very good and very cheap one pound fish

04:11:53.880 Very good

04:12:23.880 Very, very cheap

04:12:40.260 Very, very cheap

04:12:42.000 I still like the five pound tit

04:12:44.800 I like that one better than the one pound fish

04:12:47.180 Just saying

04:12:49.880 Five pound trippage

04:12:51.600 Definitely, five dollars a bowl

04:12:54.260 Let's get it done

04:12:55.280 Yeah, five dollars a bowl 0.99

04:12:58.420 We'll fucking pay the debt back 0.99

04:13:00.320 Okay 0.99

04:13:00.920 Yeah, so fast 1.00

04:13:05.260 Conjured up a fucking shit entity 1.00

04:13:08.220 I don't like the sounds of that shit entity 1.00

04:13:10.460 I mean, at the very 0.99

04:13:11.240 At the very least, we would put a big chunk in it 1.00

04:13:18.840 I don't like the sounds of that fucking shit entity there 1.00

04:13:21.080 I feel like they're 1.00

04:13:22.740 Like, if we did things like ICE did

04:13:24.920 Like, it would be

04:13:26.240 Like, yeah

04:13:28.740 I don't know

04:13:29.600 Can't we just take a

04:13:31.080 A page out of their book?

04:13:33.500 Yeah, we could

04:13:34.340 Well, we should be 1.00

04:13:35.120 I mean, fuck 1.00

04:13:36.340 If we were 1.00

04:13:37.120 If we were

04:13:37.960 We could avoid tariffs

04:13:39.080 But instead

04:13:39.840 We would rather just

04:13:40.960 Get in a pissing match

04:13:42.420 That's unfortunate

04:13:45.080 Because I really feel like

04:13:46.120 We should just

04:13:46.760 We should just have

04:13:48.200 Like

04:13:48.720 Whoa, there I go again

04:13:50.320 I feel like we could just pay

04:13:52.260 People again

04:13:53.500 Like ICE is doing

04:13:55.160 To report

04:13:56.860 Imagine

04:13:58.400 I feel like they would just

04:14:00.180 Report each other too

04:14:01.260 Because they would want to

04:14:02.240 Volunteer 0.99

04:14:02.700 I will fucking volunteer 0.99

04:14:05.100 Yeah, I'll round them up 0.99

04:14:07.420 Put the zip tie to the cocksuckers 0.94

04:14:08.600 Let's go

04:14:08.900 All right

04:14:09.220 I will volunteer to go to 0.99

04:14:10.740 Every fucking business in town 1.00

04:14:12.420 Yep 1.00

04:14:13.420 Sniff them out

04:14:14.940 I'm going to throw this chair

04:14:18.080 At the front door

04:14:18.780 When we're done streaming today

04:14:20.020 No, we have to sell it

04:14:22.160 Remember?

04:14:23.140 No, I don't even

04:14:24.000 I can't

04:14:25.280 I can't wait

04:14:25.900 You're going to sell it 1.00

04:14:27.040 If anybody wants this fucking chair 0.99

04:14:29.100 It's going today 0.99

04:14:30.060 So

04:14:30.500 There's guys that want that chair

04:14:33.220 Who won't say why

04:14:34.400 But just saying

04:14:35.340 If you want the chair 0.99

04:14:37.140 Then you better fucking email 1.00

04:14:38.600 There you go 1.00

04:14:39.120 Email our email address 1.00

04:14:40.360 And tell me you want the fucking chair 1.00

04:14:41.700 Make a bid 1.00

04:14:42.820 Make a reasonable offer

04:14:44.180 We're going to auction off 1.00

04:14:45.400 I can't handle this fucking thing 0.99

04:14:47.640 I'm going to stand up 0.99

04:14:49.060 For the next stream

04:14:50.220 You want to sniff

04:14:51.240 Where Sarah's been sitting?

04:14:53.220 Oh my god

04:14:54.260 Send in a bid

04:14:55.080 Like what's wrong with you?

04:15:04.260 I can't even

04:15:05.220 I can't even show my face right now

04:15:07.160 I'm embarrassed

04:15:08.400 If it's like my chair

04:15:09.880 You guys have problems

04:15:10.920 If it's like my chair

04:15:12.140 You just scrape the airscrease off 1.00

04:15:13.580 Like fucking hash 1.00

04:15:14.480 And you fucking do hot knives with it 1.00

04:15:16.020 Right? 1.00

04:15:16.460 What is wrong with you?

04:15:18.220 Oh my god

04:15:19.340 Guys

04:15:20.920 I sit on blankets

04:15:23.380 And

04:15:24.340 This is

04:15:25.400 You got

04:15:26.100 This goes back to the canned farts 1.00

04:15:39.200 And shit 1.00

04:15:39.620 And bath water 1.00

04:15:40.660 And 1.00

04:15:41.060 Fuck 1.00

04:15:44.200 I am a nice girl 1.00

04:15:46.000 Yes you are

04:15:47.340 Sorry

04:15:47.880 I am not selling my farts

04:15:49.920 I am

04:15:51.400 Just saying

04:15:53.180 I'm in my bath water

04:15:54.720 You can make money

04:15:56.380 You can make money

04:15:57.480 You can make money

04:15:58.000 You can make money

04:15:58.020 In that chair too man

04:15:59.200 You can make

04:15:59.840 You know what

04:16:00.420 I can assure you

04:16:01.640 Mr. Freestone

04:16:02.440 I could make money

04:16:03.220 Doing a lot of things

04:16:04.380 That's an accurate description

04:16:05.700 Not to

04:16:06.040 Because I am a

04:16:07.060 Nice girl 0.99

04:16:08.220 But this is a way of doing it

04:16:09.600 Where you don't have to

04:16:10.280 You know

04:16:10.540 Like actually have 0.98

04:16:11.260 Fucking meet people 0.98

04:16:12.260 Right 0.99

04:16:12.780 Some bath water

04:16:15.400 Yeah

04:16:16.200 Farts

04:16:16.940 Yeah right

04:16:17.860 Whatever

04:16:19.420 If I

04:16:19.900 If there was a buyer

04:16:21.560 For a jar of farts of mine 1.00

04:16:22.940 I would fucking sell them 0.99

04:16:23.880 For sure 0.99

04:16:24.380 Why wouldn't I

04:16:25.460 Listen

04:16:26.180 There's a

04:16:27.100 People

04:16:27.640 Will pay money

04:16:28.980 For my gym clothes

04:16:30.280 After I go to the gym

04:16:31.400 Probably

04:16:31.760 I bet you skew it 1.00

04:16:33.840 Jesus fuck 1.00

04:16:36.000 Right 1.00

04:16:36.220 No

04:16:37.040 Like

04:16:37.540 Guaranteed

04:16:38.340 Or you just have a vending machine

04:16:40.540 And just sell your underwear

04:16:41.800 At a vending machine

04:16:42.620 Right

04:16:42.980 Yeah right

04:16:43.700 Like

04:16:45.280 If you're a guy

04:16:46.520 You'd obviously have your

04:16:47.820 Vending machine 0.98

04:16:48.360 In a gay club somewhere 1.00

04:16:50.000 Did I

04:16:51.640 Put out some misconception

04:16:52.960 That I'm

04:16:54.300 Willing to sacrifice

04:16:55.520 My morals

04:16:56.220 For cash

04:16:56.880 At some point

04:16:57.520 In this conversation

04:16:58.600 No

04:16:59.320 No

04:17:00.220 I'm always thinking 0.99

04:17:03.200 Fucking making money man 0.99

04:17:04.860 I'm always like 1.00

04:17:05.340 How do I make

04:17:05.880 How can we make some money

04:17:06.860 Let's make some money

04:17:07.660 How do we make some money

04:17:09.040 I could sell my gitch

04:17:10.000 It would

04:17:10.400 Right

04:17:11.600 Listen

04:17:14.520 I feel

04:17:16.660 No

04:17:18.720 I'm just gonna shut her down

04:17:20.220 Right there 0.73

04:17:20.740 I'm just gonna give her 1.00

04:17:21.640 All a fucking tea 1.00

04:17:22.440 And again 1.00

04:17:23.100 And a hard no

04:17:24.360 On you guys

04:17:25.180 Trying to get me 0.97

04:17:25.740 To sell my farts

04:17:26.760 Whatever 0.74

04:17:27.820 My underwear

04:17:28.460 At a vending machine

04:17:29.460 None of those things

04:17:30.040 I think if there's a buyer

04:17:31.220 Why not

04:17:31.920 Yeah

04:17:32.660 Once again

04:17:34.600 Farts in a can 1.00

04:17:36.760 Be fucking 1.00

04:17:37.820 Jesus 1.00

04:17:38.420 Fuck 1.00

04:17:39.240 Okay 1.00

04:17:41.740 I think 0.94

04:17:42.680 Skewer's calling you ugly 0.98

04:17:43.720 Oh 0.98

04:17:44.300 Lord have mercy

04:17:49.700 I think candy charts

04:17:50.560 Would be hilarious man

04:17:51.480 Because like

04:17:51.940 You know

04:17:52.560 Like

04:17:52.880 You don't always have to fart

04:17:54.720 So sometimes you gotta cheat

04:17:55.780 And use a little bit of fart spray

04:17:56.840 And then

04:17:57.280 Can it

04:17:58.260 And then ship it

04:17:59.420 And 1.00

04:17:59.660 Cost you fuck all to ship it 1.00

04:18:01.840 Because there's no weight to it 1.00

04:18:03.020 So you can ship it by bulk

04:18:05.100 And

04:18:05.600 Have distributors

04:18:07.400 Right

04:18:08.380 That's amazing

04:18:09.540 That's amazing

04:18:10.480 Everybody start investing in fart spray

04:18:13.140 I'm not sure

04:18:14.360 But I know there's money there

04:18:16.700 To be had 0.92

04:18:17.220 And try and sell your farts online 1.00

04:18:19.960 Well they sell fucking canned air 1.00

04:18:21.640 Like 1.00

04:18:22.180 Japanese are buying 1.00

04:18:23.780 Japanese and Chinese are buying 0.88

04:18:25.040 Canadian air in a can 1.00

04:18:26.280 For fuck's sakes man 1.00

04:18:27.320 Like fuck 1.00

04:18:27.820 It's a thing 1.00

04:18:30.060 It's a thing

04:18:30.800 Like if you want to become a millionaire

04:18:32.700 In a year

04:18:33.500 Or your own gas company 1.00

04:18:35.260 Some fucking canned canned air 1.00

04:18:36.000 For fuck's sakes 1.00

04:18:36.780 Or farts 1.00

04:18:37.580 Right

04:18:38.300 People are weird 1.00

04:18:39.560 They buy all kinds of weird shit 1.00

04:18:41.060 At least that way 0.99

04:18:41.800 No you know what

04:18:42.660 You're on to something here 0.97

04:18:43.920 You can sell your farts online 0.84

04:18:45.440 And then this way 0.75

04:18:46.260 When people ask what you do

04:18:47.820 You can just be like

04:18:48.500 I'm in the gas industry

04:18:49.660 Right

04:18:53.880 You don't have to explain

04:18:55.560 You just say

04:18:56.160 Ah gas industry

04:18:57.260 Right

04:18:57.960 I produce gas

04:18:59.300 And

04:18:59.600 You're not lying

04:19:00.740 Sell it

04:19:01.840 It's an honest

04:19:02.680 It's an honest living

04:19:03.800 Jesus Christ

04:19:08.560 Right

04:19:09.300 I hear

04:19:09.920 Awesome

04:19:10.980 I gotta

04:19:14.560 I gotta see if there's a market for this

04:19:16.300 There is 0.98

04:19:17.220 I'm fucking telling you there is man 1.00

04:19:19.000 Holy fuck 1.00

04:19:19.600 Don't be able to listen to me 1.00

04:19:20.580 Yeah

04:19:21.300 It's natural gas too

04:19:22.680 Yeah

04:19:22.940 Right man

04:19:23.520 I can tell you the websites if you want

04:19:27.760 Actually

04:19:30.520 There you go

04:19:31.680 That's what you do

04:19:32.780 You get 1.00

04:19:33.440 You get your fucking 1.00

04:19:34.340 Fart spray 1.00

04:19:35.340 You fucking spray it in there 1.00

04:19:36.780 And you tell the jeets 1.00

04:19:37.640 It's fucking cow farts 1.00

04:19:38.960 Yes 1.00

04:19:39.900 Right

04:19:40.880 Holy cow farts

04:19:42.220 Have that for your puja celebrations

04:19:44.300 Right

04:19:45.540 Pooja

04:19:47.940 Yeah 1.00

04:19:49.100 Fucking A 0.99

04:19:49.880 I do 0.99

04:19:51.740 Very likely

04:19:53.900 I got so out of hand

04:19:56.780 So fast

04:19:57.920 Well of course it did

04:19:59.160 Why wouldn't it have

04:20:00.780 Well you mentioned your chair

04:20:02.160 Yeah

04:20:03.240 I'm thinking

04:20:03.780 Scratchers

04:20:04.380 Oh it's because

04:20:05.180 I'm so ready to just 0.98

04:20:06.240 Fucking get up and stand here 0.98

04:20:07.400 Except for I'm not wearing pants 0.99

04:20:08.740 So I can't

04:20:09.860 Otherwise

04:20:10.580 I would have been standing 0.99

04:20:11.900 Two fucking hours ago 0.99

04:20:13.420 Because I am so tired of this 1.00

04:20:15.200 Fucking chair 1.00

04:20:16.300 I'm gonna throw it 1.00

04:20:17.860 Like 0.99

04:20:18.300 Clear across the fucking middle of my house 0.99

04:20:20.800 When students were done 0.99

04:20:22.060 And then I'm gonna fucking throw it 0.99

04:20:23.780 Right out the front door 0.99

04:20:25.000 Oh

04:20:26.000 That's funny

04:20:27.300 Just so everyone is clear 0.99

04:20:30.000 So if somebody wants this fucking chair 0.99

04:20:31.780 You better email me 1.00

04:20:32.900 Otherwise

04:20:33.560 Probably way better than

04:20:35.100 Email your 1.00

04:20:35.540 Fuck 1.00

04:20:36.420 Bids start at $10 1.00

04:20:38.740 You wanna hear $15 1.00

04:20:40.660 Fuck 1.00

04:20:42.120 20 1.00

04:20:44.740 Listen

04:20:46.660 Just saying

04:20:49.440 I don't wanna know 1.00

04:20:51.060 Who takes the fucking chair 1.00

04:20:52.200 Talk to Johnny 1.00

04:20:52.980 Fucking degenerates 1.00

04:20:54.980 Jesus 1.00

04:20:56.020 No I want the chair

04:20:57.380 I'll talk to the chair

04:20:58.180 I want chair help

04:20:59.280 Broker a deal

04:21:00.720 I want the chair

04:21:05.380 Jesus

04:21:06.600 I know

04:21:07.580 But then

04:21:07.860 Then the thought

04:21:08.560 Of what I might be doing

04:21:09.380 With the chair

04:21:09.900 Would be like

04:21:10.620 I don't wanna know

04:21:11.280 What I'm doing 1.00

04:21:11.860 With my fucking chair 1.00

04:21:12.640 I'm a fornicator 1.00

04:21:16.220 Oh fuck 1.00

04:21:19.540 I'm in trouble 1.00

04:21:19.940 I'm gonna be eating myself

04:21:20.900 Relax

04:21:22.420 Hi

04:21:24.180 Hey

04:21:24.920 How you doing

04:21:25.580 Hey Michelle

04:21:26.280 I'm a kettle

04:21:27.200 Hi

04:21:28.740 What's going on Michelle

04:21:30.780 Thank god

04:21:31.740 Oh why

04:21:33.140 What'd you do

04:21:33.800 Oh no

04:21:35.160 Would you buy my

04:21:35.920 We just like you better

04:21:36.880 Yeah

04:21:38.180 Oh nice to see you

04:21:41.160 Nice to see yours too

04:21:44.020 I know

04:21:45.600 I know right

04:21:46.500 I feel like I haven't seen you

04:21:48.940 In forever

04:21:49.440 I know

04:21:50.400 That's what I was just thinking too

04:21:51.800 It's hard when we're

04:21:55.700 What's Chris

04:21:57.020 Yeah that's why Chris wants the chair

04:22:00.280 So he can rent it out

04:22:01.600 Oh

04:22:03.020 It's an old office

04:22:05.140 Yeah

04:22:05.340 Yeah I'm

04:22:07.500 I'm getting rid of my chair

04:22:09.300 So we're

04:22:09.920 We're selling the chair

04:22:11.260 Yeah

04:22:12.280 We're auctioning off the chair

04:22:14.780 So everyone's talking about

04:22:15.860 What they're gonna do

04:22:16.460 With said chair

04:22:17.220 Right

04:22:18.100 Gotcha

04:22:18.480 Right

04:22:19.220 My chair smells like

04:22:23.360 Arson

04:22:23.800 Yeah her chair smells nicer

04:22:25.780 Her smarts smell nicer than you 0.97

04:22:27.460 Yeah she's got nicer smelling farts than me 1.00

04:22:29.800 Don't even 0.97

04:22:31.020 I probably don't

04:22:32.200 But

04:22:32.600 That's why we want to sell them

04:22:36.760 We're not selling my farts either

04:22:40.380 See Michelle

04:22:41.140 They're coming up with all these great ideas

04:22:42.860 And I feel like none of them are

04:22:44.380 I think it's a wonderful business

04:22:46.620 I thought we were doing something man 0.80

04:22:47.980 Well let them fart

04:22:48.960 And we'll say it to you

04:22:49.620 I think it's wonderful

04:22:49.940 See

04:22:53.040 I knew Michelle

04:22:54.100 Michelle could always figure it out

04:22:55.580 Right

04:22:55.760 See

04:22:56.040 We just needed an adult in the room

04:22:58.020 See

04:22:58.380 You guys have a burden

04:22:59.400 And hence me

04:22:59.860 It's me

04:23:00.280 Supervision is key

04:23:03.020 Sometimes

04:23:03.460 Supervision is good

04:23:04.080 And I can

04:23:05.820 Let's see here

04:23:07.340 Okay

04:23:08.860 Okay

04:23:09.400 I think I might be able to change your mind on this

04:23:11.580 Okay

04:23:12.620 I just looked it up on eBay

04:23:13.760 Okay

04:23:14.380 Oh

04:23:15.520 Fart in a jar

04:23:16.600 Brand new by the way

04:23:17.820 Never been used apparently

04:23:19.500 $50

04:23:21.140 Is the ask on that one

04:23:23.140 Great

04:23:24.740 For a fart 1.00

04:23:27.000 What in the fuck 1.00

04:23:28.020 Just a random fart 1.00

04:23:31.040 You don't know who's fart

04:23:32.220 Is it a person

04:23:33.860 Like a

04:23:34.420 Do you get to see the person who farted

04:23:35.820 Oh this is

04:23:36.340 This is even better

04:23:38.100 This is even better

04:23:39.240 Okay

04:23:40.400 Dick

04:23:41.040 With three pairs

04:23:42.360 Limited edition

04:23:43.640 Original drawing

04:23:45.080 But no fart in jar

04:23:46.480 Wants

04:23:48.160 $1,441.89

04:23:51.400 No

04:23:52.400 For a 0.98

04:23:53.320 Dick 0.99

04:23:54.500 With 0.96

04:23:55.200 With three hairs

04:23:56.820 There you go

04:23:58.940 That's an original

04:24:00.900 There you go

04:24:01.440 Yeah

04:24:02.780 That's

04:24:03.380 That's

04:24:03.720 Limited edition

04:24:04.800 Too

04:24:05.200 It says

04:24:07.920 It says

04:24:07.960 You can sell

04:24:09.760 Any

04:24:10.040 Yeah

04:24:11.200 My quiet

04:24:14.080 Farts

04:24:14.580 Stoneware

04:24:15.540 Jar

04:24:16.080 With

04:24:16.460 Cork

04:24:16.880 Lid

04:24:17.240 Pottery

04:24:17.900 Bank

04:24:18.340 Reusable

04:24:20.140 Are there any

04:24:22.500 Actual

04:24:23.040 Farts

04:24:23.920 In a jar

04:24:24.380 Now

04:24:24.660 Just

04:24:24.980 Just the

04:24:25.440 One

04:24:25.660 So if I

04:24:26.200 Fart in a

04:24:27.220 Mason jar

04:24:27.920 And then just

04:24:30.020 Label it

04:24:30.720 Fart

04:24:31.120 Or maybe

04:24:32.500 I can list it on

04:24:33.640 Ebay and sell it

04:24:34.740 Is that what you're

04:24:35.280 Telling me

04:24:35.780 I can sell

04:24:36.880 A fart

04:24:36.980 I mean

04:24:37.520 I mean

04:24:38.820 This

04:24:39.020 This guy

04:24:39.600 Here has

04:24:40.260 Fart in a

04:24:40.840 Jar

04:24:41.080 So

04:24:43.480 Oh that's a

04:24:45.140 Lady actually 0.95

04:24:45.800 It's Jen

04:24:46.320 Rabbit

04:24:46.680 She farted

04:24:47.840 In a jar

04:24:48.360 And put it

04:24:48.820 Online for

04:24:49.400 $50

04:24:49.740 If you

04:24:51.320 If you

04:24:51.660 Purchase

04:24:52.080 Now

04:24:52.600 You could

04:24:53.600 Have it

04:24:54.120 Sometime

04:24:55.380 In between

04:24:55.840 February 4th

04:24:56.900 And February

04:24:57.320 18th

04:24:58.280 I feel like

04:24:59.940 There's got to

04:25:00.460 Be more

04:25:00.960 Money in

04:25:01.480 Farts

04:25:01.860 I feel like

04:25:02.680 I would go

04:25:03.140 Somewhere a

04:25:03.680 Little higher

04:25:04.300 Than

04:25:04.780 Ebay

04:25:05.620 That's right

04:25:06.680 Is there a

04:25:07.320 Description

04:25:07.780 Just fart in a

04:25:09.260 Jar

04:25:09.340 It has to be

04:25:09.860 Like a

04:25:10.220 Wealthy

04:25:10.960 Weirdos

04:25:11.840 Site or

04:25:12.280 Something

04:25:12.620 You know

04:25:13.320 Oh yeah

04:25:14.220 Fetish

04:25:15.460 Yeah

04:25:17.420 I'm gonna

04:25:18.620 Stay away

04:25:19.020 From those

04:25:19.580 Okay

04:25:20.100 Yeah

04:25:20.460 Oh yeah

04:25:21.100 But

04:25:21.540 Here we go

04:25:24.000 Rolling Stone

04:25:24.780 Article says

04:25:25.600 TikToker

04:25:26.760 Made

04:25:27.300 $200,000

04:25:28.880 Farting in

04:25:30.020 Jars

04:25:30.480 Here's how

04:25:31.260 She did

04:25:31.620 It

04:25:32.420 Oh there's

04:25:34.320 Instruction

04:25:34.680 Should I

04:25:35.120 Get a

04:25:35.360 Pen

04:25:35.580 Adult

04:25:36.800 Content

04:25:37.520 Creator

04:25:38.040 And 90

04:25:38.680 Day

04:25:39.020 Fiance

04:25:39.640 Star

04:25:40.220 Stephanie

04:25:40.820 Mano

04:25:41.340 Was so

04:25:41.920 Committed

04:25:42.300 To the

04:25:42.600 Business

04:25:42.920 She sent

04:25:44.100 Herself

04:25:44.620 To the

04:25:45.020 ER

04:25:45.540 But a

04:25:46.920 Pivot

04:25:47.200 To NFTs

04:25:48.320 Is taking

04:25:48.880 The pressure

04:25:49.380 Off

04:25:49.920 Interesting

04:25:52.220 It says

04:25:54.860 The Marxist

04:25:58.700 Political

04:25:59.140 Scientist

04:26:00.640 Michael

04:26:01.220 Parenti

04:26:01.840 Once

04:26:02.200 Wrote

04:26:03.480 The

04:26:03.680 The

04:26:03.720 The

04:26:03.740 The

04:26:03.980 The

04:26:12.720 90

04:26:13.000 Day

04:26:13.200 Fiance

04:26:13.580 Star

04:26:13.980 Stephanie

04:26:14.400 Matto

04:26:14.780 A

04:26:15.140 YouTuber

04:26:15.560 Turned

04:26:16.020 Adult

04:26:16.340 Content

04:26:16.820 Creator

04:26:17.180 Who

04:26:17.380 Claims

04:26:17.680 To

04:26:17.780 Have

04:26:17.900 Made

04:26:18.100 Upwards

04:26:18.540 Of

04:26:18.700 $200,000

04:26:19.560 Selling

04:26:20.860 Her

04:26:21.080 Farts

04:26:21.440 In

04:26:21.640 Jars

04:26:22.180 Perhaps

04:26:23.880 Best

04:26:24.240 Known

04:26:24.620 For

04:26:24.860 Being

04:26:25.160 One

04:26:25.460 Half

04:26:25.780 Of

04:26:25.920 The

04:26:26.040 TLC

04:26:26.460 Reality

04:26:27.020 Show's

04:26:27.560 First

04:26:28.040 Same 0.50

04:26:28.520 Sex

04:26:28.820 Couple 0.99

04:26:29.160 In

04:26:29.440 2020

04:26:30.040 Of course

04:26:30.460 She's

04:26:30.660 A

04:26:30.780 Night

04:26:30.980 Matto

04:26:32.620 Matto

04:26:32.640 Went

04:26:32.840 Viral

04:26:33.220 On

04:26:33.420 TikTok

04:26:33.700 In

04:26:34.040 December

04:26:34.400 By

04:26:34.640 Documenting

04:26:35.260 Her

04:26:35.460 Lucrative

04:26:35.920 Fart

04:26:36.340 Selling

04:26:36.720 Business

04:26:37.340 Garnering

04:26:38.320 Hundreds

04:26:38.660 Of

04:26:38.960 Thousands

04:26:39.340 Of

04:26:39.680 Followers

04:26:40.260 With

04:26:40.580 Day

04:26:41.040 In

04:26:41.180 The

04:26:41.320 Life

04:26:41.620 Of

04:26:41.880 Fart

04:26:42.180 Jar

04:26:42.420 Girl 0.91

04:26:42.780 Content

04:26:43.720 Such

04:26:44.380 As

04:26:44.560 Videos

04:26:44.960 Showcasing

04:26:45.660 Her

04:26:45.920 Diet

04:26:46.320 Protein

04:26:47.380 Jakes

04:26:47.740 And

04:26:47.920 Cabbage

04:26:48.300 Stew

04:26:48.660 As

04:26:50.700 An

04:26:50.840 Adult

04:26:51.100 Content

04:26:51.560 Who

04:26:52.960 Launched

04:26:53.440 Her

04:26:53.560 Own

04:26:53.760 Only

04:26:54.140 Fans

04:26:54.580 Esque

04:26:54.980 Platform

04:26:55.820 Unfiltered

04:26:57.820 Matto

04:26:59.340 Receives

04:26:59.820 Dozens

04:27:00.240 Of

04:27:00.480 Requests

04:27:00.980 For

04:27:01.220 Custom

04:27:01.640 Content

04:27:02.180 Per

04:27:02.480 Day

04:27:02.780 Ranging

04:27:03.200 From

04:27:03.560 Photos

04:27:04.200 Of

04:27:04.460 Her

04:27:04.760 Uvula

04:27:06.200 To

04:27:09.820 Vials

04:27:10.440 Of

04:27:10.860 Her

04:27:11.060 Own

04:27:11.380 Poop

04:27:11.820 You

04:27:12.900 Can

04:27:13.060 Sell

04:27:13.260 Vials

04:27:13.640 Of

04:27:13.820 Your

04:27:13.960 Poop

04:27:14.480 Yeah

04:27:16.180 I think

04:27:16.400 I got

04:27:16.600 Your

04:27:16.740 Genetic

04:27:17.120 Materials

04:27:17.740 I

04:27:18.120 Don't

04:27:18.380 Think

04:27:18.600 So

04:27:18.840 All

04:27:20.000 Right

04:27:20.240 Yet

04:27:20.620 She's

04:27:21.000 Been

04:27:21.200 Shocked

04:27:21.820 By

04:27:22.000 Just

04:27:22.280 How

04:27:22.580 High

04:27:22.880 The

04:27:23.080 Demand

04:27:23.500 For

04:27:23.720 Her

04:27:23.920 Jarred

04:27:24.380 Farts

04:27:24.860 Has

04:27:25.100 Been

04:27:25.340 As

04:27:26.340 Well

04:27:26.600 As

04:27:26.820 Surprised

04:27:27.500 By

04:27:27.740 The

04:27:27.940 Reasons

04:27:28.360 Her

04:27:28.600 Clientele

04:27:29.260 Site

04:27:29.660 For

04:27:29.920 Purchasing

04:27:30.440 Her

04:27:30.700 Fart

04:27:31.100 Jars

04:27:31.520 At

04:27:31.900 Get

04:27:32.220 This

04:27:32.700 A

04:27:34.020 Thousand

04:27:34.800 Dollars

04:27:35.720 A

04:27:36.180 Pop

04:27:36.700 Says 0.93

04:27:40.000 People

04:27:40.460 People

04:27:40.480 Really

04:27:40.780 Like

04:27:41.040 The

04:27:41.220 Idea

04:27:41.540 Of

04:27:41.720 Spending

04:27:42.060 An

04:27:42.280 Exorbrant

04:27:42.900 Amount

04:27:43.540 Of

04:27:43.780 Money

04:27:44.100 And

04:27:44.900 Kind

04:27:45.240 Of

04:27:45.400 Being

04:27:45.760 I

04:27:46.520 Don't

04:27:46.940 Want

04:27:47.200 To

04:27:47.340 Say

04:27:47.580 Swindled

04:27:48.160 But

04:27:49.260 It's

04:27:49.500 Like

04:27:49.720 A

04:27:49.900 Financial

04:27:50.380 Domination

04:27:51.120 Thing

04:27:51.580 For

04:27:51.800 A

04:27:51.940 Lot

04:27:52.120 Of

04:27:52.240 Men

04:27:52.520 She

04:27:53.060 Says 0.93

04:27:53.540 A

04:27:54.680 Self

04:27:55.040 Described

04:27:55.620 Fartpreneur

04:27:56.760 Like

04:27:57.900 That

04:27:58.240 You

04:27:58.620 Could

04:27:58.740 Be

04:27:58.840 A

04:27:58.940 Fartpreneur

04:27:59.500 Sarah

04:27:59.860 Okay

04:28:01.920 Maddo

04:28:06.280 May

04:28:06.600 Have

04:28:06.920 Girl 0.91

04:28:07.440 Bossed

04:28:07.940 A

04:28:08.100 Little

04:28:08.280 Too

04:28:08.560 Close

04:28:08.900 To

04:28:09.080 The

04:28:09.240 Sun

04:28:09.540 On

04:28:10.260 Christmas

04:28:10.640 She

04:28:11.200 Says 0.93

04:28:11.460 She

04:28:11.640 Went

04:28:11.860 To

04:28:12.000 The

04:28:12.160 ER

04:28:12.580 With

04:28:12.880 What

04:28:13.080 She

04:28:13.220 Describes

04:28:13.840 As

04:28:14.060 Heart

04:28:14.360 Attack

04:28:14.760 As

04:28:15.100 Symptoms

04:28:15.980 Which

04:28:16.580 Doctors

04:28:16.980 Promptly

04:28:17.520 Diagnosed

04:28:18.120 As

04:28:18.340 Severe

04:28:18.760 Gas

04:28:19.220 Pain

04:28:19.540 As

04:28:19.760 A

04:28:19.860 Result

04:28:20.200 Of

04:28:20.380 Her

04:28:20.540 Diet

04:28:21.020 Maddo

04:28:22.240 His

04:28:22.380 Visit

04:28:22.680 To

04:28:22.840 The

04:28:23.000 ER

04:28:23.440 Which

04:28:23.740 She

04:28:23.920 Recounted

04:28:24.480 To

04:28:24.600 A

04:28:24.740 Journalist

04:28:25.180 From

04:28:25.380 The

04:28:25.480 UK

04:28:25.740 Outlet

04:28:26.260 Jam

04:28:26.640 Press

04:28:27.100 Was

04:28:27.880 Aggregated

04:28:28.600 Across

04:28:29.060 News

04:28:29.400 Outlets

04:28:29.820 Across

04:28:30.160 The

04:28:30.380 Globe

04:28:30.660 Prompting

04:28:31.380 Fervent

04:28:32.380 Social

04:28:32.920 Media

04:28:33.300 Debate

04:28:33.840 As

04:28:34.120 To

04:28:34.240 Whether

04:28:34.440 Maddo's

04:28:35.060 Work

04:28:35.380 Selling

04:28:35.780 Enterprise

04:28:36.360 Was

04:28:36.780 A

04:28:36.940 Savvy

04:28:37.260 Business

04:28:37.640 Move

04:28:37.980 Or

04:28:39.260 Cultural

04:28:40.180 Death

04:28:40.700 Maddo

04:28:41.120 Resenting

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04:28:42.040 The

04:28:42.240 Bowls

04:28:42.700 Of

04:28:42.860 Late

04:28:43.220 Stage

04:28:43.680 Capitalism

04:28:44.500 That's 1.00

04:28:46.040 Fucking 1.00

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04:28:47.020 That's

04:28:47.800 Some

04:28:47.900 Aggressive

04:28:48.220 Writing

04:28:48.640 Yeah

04:28:49.760 Right

04:28:50.240 Yet

04:28:51.180 Maddo

04:28:51.560 Is 0.88

04:28:51.800 Unruffled

04:28:52.580 By

04:28:52.820 Such

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04:54:03.620 Those 1.00

04:54:05.660 Fuck 1.00

04:54:05.900 It's 1.00

04:54:06.140 Here

04:54:07.140 It

04:54:10.280 Comes

04:54:10.660 No

04:54:11.720 Wait

04:54:11.940 No

04:54:14.220 Because

04:54:17.840 The

04:54:17.980 Trailers

04:54:18.500 Trailers

04:54:19.240 Get

04:54:19.400 Stuck

04:54:19.820 Over

04:54:20.040 When

04:54:20.960 You

04:54:21.040 Go

04:54:21.180 Over

04:54:21.340 The

04:54:21.480 Hump

04:54:21.740 The

04:54:22.500 Trailers

04:54:22.940 Do

04:54:23.100 Get

04:54:23.320 Stuck

04:54:23.620 On

04:54:23.760 The

04:54:23.880 Hump

04:54:24.140 Right

04:54:24.480 No

04:54:28.620 Mentira

04:54:29.120 Hey

04:54:29.780 Oh

04:54:31.120 It's

04:54:36.280 Definitely

04:54:36.520 Nice

04:54:36.700 In

04:54:39.040 The

04:54:44.460 Video

04:54:44.760 The

04:54:44.960 Car

04:54:45.160 Sits

04:54:45.440 Behind

04:54:45.760 The

04:54:45.940 Crossing

04:54:46.260 Gates

04:54:46.640 And

04:54:46.920 The

04:54:47.060 Drives

04:54:47.400 Around

04:54:47.740 Them

04:54:48.000 Pauses

04:54:48.660 On

04:54:48.860 The

04:54:49.000 Tracks

04:54:49.360 And

04:54:49.760 Is 0.88

04:54:49.900 Hit

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04:54:50.300 The

04:54:50.460 Train

04:54:50.860 From

04:54:51.120 A

04:54:51.280 Truck

04:54:51.580 As

04:54:51.820 It

04:54:51.960 Approaches

04:54:52.400 The

04:54:52.620 Tracks

04:54:53.140 The

04:54:53.560 Driver

04:54:53.900 Tries

04:54:54.260 To

04:54:54.420 Make

04:54:54.580 It

04:54:54.700 Across

04:54:55.160 But

04:54:55.640 Is 0.88

04:54:55.800 Hit

04:54:56.040 By

04:54:56.260 The

04:54:56.420 Train

04:54:56.820 Smoke

04:54:57.660 Yoink 0.92

04:54:58.900 Yoink 0.92

04:55:00.060 It's

04:55:00.960 Murky

04:55:01.340 But

04:55:01.520 It

04:55:01.620 Looks

04:55:01.780 Like

04:55:01.980 The

04:55:02.120 Car

04:55:02.380 Has

04:55:02.520 Gone

04:55:02.820 Around

04:55:03.020 The

04:55:03.160 Guardrails

04:55:03.760 And

04:55:04.340 Then

04:55:04.500 Stops

04:55:05.060 Moments

04:55:05.760 Later

04:55:06.060 The

04:55:06.240 Train

04:55:06.640 Roars

04:55:07.100 By

04:55:07.500 There

04:55:08.360 They're

04:55:08.480 Dead

04:55:08.700 Passed

04:55:25.160 On

04:55:25.340 Train

04:55:25.560 Oh

04:55:25.920 Get

04:55:26.200 Somebody

04:55:26.520 Oh

04:55:26.940 There's

04:55:27.160 A

04:55:27.260 Car

04:55:27.480 But

04:55:30.220 The

04:55:30.420 Same

04:55:30.680 Time

04:55:31.060 This

04:55:31.340 Silver

04:55:31.720 Car

04:55:32.160 Turns

04:55:32.800 Left

04:55:33.120 Into

04:55:33.520 The

04:55:33.700 Crossing

04:55:34.080 Oh

04:55:34.740 My

04:55:35.160 God

04:55:35.580 They're

04:55:36.780 Dead

04:55:37.000 Yeah

04:55:41.320 They're

04:55:41.540 Dead

04:55:41.780 We're 1.00

04:55:43.200 Fucked 0.99

04:55:43.560 Up 0.99

04:55:43.820 Just 0.99

04:55:45.000 Fucking 0.98

04:55:45.340 Well 0.99

04:55:45.900 That's

04:55:46.200 Definitely

04:55:46.580 A

04:55:46.800 Fatality

04:55:47.520 Right

04:55:47.880 There

04:55:48.100 For

04:55:48.340 Sure

04:55:48.600 I

04:55:50.020 Think

04:55:50.180 Most

04:55:50.440 Of

04:55:50.540 Them

04:55:50.620 Are

04:55:50.700 Fatalities

04:55:51.160 Holy 1.00

04:55:51.420 Shit 1.00

04:55:51.740 Yeah 0.99

04:55:52.880 Yeah

04:55:53.260 And

04:55:53.680 There's

04:55:53.860 No

04:55:54.040 One

04:55:54.220 They

04:55:55.620 Get

04:55:55.920 Skadooshed

04:55:57.000 That's

04:55:57.640 A

04:55:57.740 Big

04:55:57.940 Yeah

04:55:58.440 Well

04:56:00.300 That's

04:56:00.520 Skadooshed

04:56:01.220 Make

04:56:02.880 Cow

04:56:03.180 Catchers

04:56:03.600 Great

04:56:03.800 Again

04:56:04.060 I

04:56:04.240 Guess

04:56:04.420 She

04:56:04.660 Gets

04:56:04.940 On

04:56:05.140 The

04:56:05.280 Tracks

04:56:05.740 And

04:56:05.980 Drives

04:56:06.380 Into

04:56:06.580 The

04:56:06.740 Path

04:56:07.120 Of

04:56:07.960 This

04:56:08.200 Train

04:56:08.440 There

04:56:08.640 Is 0.88

04:56:08.900 A

04:56:09.140 Gate

04:56:09.500 Just

04:56:10.340 To

04:56:10.540 The

04:56:10.720 Right

04:56:11.000 On

04:56:11.260 The

04:56:11.420 East

04:56:12.120 Bound

04:56:12.600 Lanes

04:56:13.240 Yeah

04:56:15.860 I

04:56:16.000 Would

04:56:16.100 Have

04:56:16.280 To

04:56:16.400 Think

04:56:16.600 Crazy

04:56:24.700 Oh

04:56:29.640 No

04:56:29.860 No

04:56:31.600 Yeah

04:56:32.440 He's 0.99

04:56:33.440 Fucked 0.98

04:56:33.860 Video 0.99

04:56:35.840 Of

04:56:36.120 Another

04:56:36.520 Train

04:56:36.860 Accident

04:56:37.200 Five

04:56:37.600 Days

04:56:37.860 Earlier

04:56:38.260 This

04:56:38.640 Is 0.88

04:56:38.840 Also

04:56:39.200 Boynton

04:56:39.640 Beach

04:56:39.880 Also

04:56:40.500 A

04:56:40.880 Brightline

04:56:41.380 Train

04:56:41.800 The

04:56:42.140 Video

04:56:42.360 Is 0.88

04:56:42.540 Dark 0.57

04:56:42.820 But

04:56:43.060 Right

04:56:43.400 Under

04:56:43.680 The

04:56:43.860 Date

04:56:44.120 And

04:56:44.260 Time

04:56:44.500 You

04:56:44.660 Can

04:56:44.780 See

04:56:44.960 The

04:56:45.120 Gates

04:56:45.400 Are

04:56:45.580 Down

04:56:45.920 And

04:56:46.100 People

04:56:48.100 Walk

04:56:48.380 Around

04:56:48.880 Those

04:56:49.120 Gates

04:56:49.380 And

04:56:49.920 Try

04:56:50.180 To

04:56:50.300 Run

04:56:50.640 Across

04:56:50.980 The

04:56:51.160 Tracks

04:56:51.580 We'll

04:56:52.280 Freeze

04:56:52.600 The

04:56:52.760 Video

04:56:53.000 As

04:56:53.220 The

04:56:53.360 Train

04:56:53.620 Comes

04:56:53.880 Into

04:56:54.100 View

04:56:54.400 Alyssa

04:56:55.200 Lavelle

04:56:55.620 Was

04:56:55.860 Hit

04:56:56.080 By

04:56:56.240 That

04:56:56.440 Train

04:56:56.740 And

04:56:56.940 Killed

04:56:57.320 Oh

04:56:58.020 My

04:57:01.100 Oh

04:57:04.980 My

04:57:07.100 God

04:57:11.480 Like

04:57:17.320 It's

04:57:18.220 Insane

04:57:19.020 No

04:57:21.540 No

04:57:23.720 Way

04:57:24.320 Just 0.99

04:57:29.040 Fucking 0.99

04:57:29.460 Smokes 0.99

04:57:30.740 Debris

04:57:31.220 Was

04:57:31.400 Flying

04:57:32.100 Oh

04:57:32.640 Oh

04:57:35.640 Oh

04:57:36.640 Oh

04:57:37.640 Oh

04:57:39.640 Oh

04:57:40.140 Oh

04:57:40.640 Oh

04:57:41.140 Oh

04:57:41.640 Oh

04:57:42.140 Oh

04:57:42.640 Oh

04:57:43.140 Shortly

04:57:43.260 After

04:57:43.620 An

04:57:43.820 SUV

04:57:44.160 Zips

04:57:44.840 Around

04:57:45.220 Its

04:57:45.540 Left

04:57:45.920 Past

04:57:46.540 Crossing

04:57:47.060 Arm

04:57:47.340 And

04:57:47.660 Flashing

04:57:48.160 Lights

04:57:48.720 Then

04:57:49.880 The

04:57:50.320 Train

04:57:50.640 Yeah

04:58:03.280 People

04:58:03.620 Were

04:58:03.760 Just 0.99

04:58:03.920 Dumb 0.99

04:58:04.300 Man 1.00

04:58:04.640 Like

04:58:04.860 Why

04:58:05.280 I

04:58:06.940 Raced

04:58:07.180 The

04:58:07.320 Train

04:58:07.520 With

04:58:09.660 My

04:58:09.820 Car

04:58:10.100 Once

04:58:10.380 In

04:58:10.540 New

04:58:10.680 Market

04:58:10.940 Like

04:58:12.680 It

04:58:12.840 Shouldn't

04:58:13.160 Be

04:58:13.300 This

04:58:13.520 Comment

04:58:13.840 So

04:58:14.980 I

04:58:15.100 Raced

04:58:15.320 Trains

04:58:15.660 Twice

04:58:16.040 In

04:58:16.220 My

04:58:16.320 Life

04:58:16.620 But

04:58:17.020 Not

04:58:17.340 Like

04:58:17.760 To

04:58:19.100 Death

04:58:19.460 Brightline

04:58:19.860 Is a 1.00

04:58:20.060 Fucking 1.00

04:58:20.300 Killer 1.00

04:58:20.700 But

04:58:20.960 Brightline

04:58:21.760 Kills 0.63

04:58:22.060 More 0.99

04:58:22.360 People

04:58:23.020 It's

04:58:23.460 Crazy

04:58:23.860 I

04:58:24.180 Love

04:58:24.460 It

04:58:24.580 Well

04:58:24.720 It's

04:58:24.920 Stitting

04:58:25.120 Out

04:58:25.300 The

04:58:25.440 Herd

04:58:25.740 Man

04:58:25.980 It's

04:58:26.620 Doing

04:58:26.780 Its

04:58:26.940 Job

04:58:27.180 I

04:58:27.380 Should

04:58:27.980 Apply

04:58:28.360 To be

04:58:28.720 A

04:58:29.020 Brightline

04:58:29.680 Train

04:58:30.020 Conductor

04:58:30.500 Yeah

04:58:31.620 She'd 0.61

04:58:32.000 Get a 1.00

04:58:32.200 Fucking 0.99

04:58:32.400 Gold 1.00

04:58:32.700 Medal 0.99

04:58:32.980 Fucking 0.99

04:58:33.380 Award 1.00

04:58:33.780 For 1.00

04:58:34.040 Fucking 1.00

04:58:34.740 Darwin 1.00

04:58:35.540 Award

04:58:35.880 Medal

04:58:36.140 Or

04:58:36.300 Something

04:58:36.540 Man 1.00

04:58:36.860 Fuck 1.00

04:58:37.360 Right 1.00

04:58:38.780 Yeah

04:58:39.240 I feel

04:58:39.560 Like

04:58:39.720 That

04:58:40.080 Job

04:58:40.460 Was

04:58:40.620 Like

04:58:40.820 Made

04:58:41.100 For

04:58:41.340 Me

04:58:41.640 Yeah

04:58:45.280 Maybe

04:58:46.440 We'll

04:58:47.200 Get

04:58:47.360 You

04:58:47.440 The

04:58:47.560 Conductor

04:58:48.060 Hat 1.00

04:58:48.360 Fucking 0.99

04:58:49.040 Right 0.98

04:58:51.600 Well

04:58:53.760 I'll

04:58:53.920 Just

04:58:54.100 Like

04:58:54.320 Go

04:58:54.500 I

04:58:55.080 Got

04:58:55.440 Another

04:58:55.660 One

04:58:55.840 Of

04:58:55.940 Those

04:58:56.120 Re-faces

04:58:56.680 Right

04:58:58.400 There's

04:58:59.060 Another

04:58:59.260 Re-face

04:58:59.760 For

04:58:59.960 You

04:59:00.100 This

04:59:00.320 One's

04:59:00.520 A

04:59:00.600 Good

04:59:00.700 One

04:59:00.900 How'd

04:59:16.820 You

04:59:16.900 Get

04:59:17.020 In

04:59:17.200 There

04:59:17.420 What

04:59:17.580 You

04:59:17.680 Doing

04:59:17.920 I

04:59:19.400 Do

04:59:19.600 Though

04:59:24.580 I

04:59:24.740 Have

04:59:24.880 Like

04:59:25.080 So

04:59:25.480 Many

04:59:25.820 Of

04:59:26.100 Them

04:59:26.300 Well

04:59:27.940 Don't

04:59:28.280 I

04:59:28.400 Don't

04:59:28.520 Want

04:59:28.620 To

04:59:28.700 See

04:59:28.820 Any

04:59:28.980 More

04:59:29.140 No

04:59:29.640 Right

04:59:30.380 I

04:59:30.660 Don't

04:59:30.840 Either

04:59:31.180 I

04:59:32.980 Don't

04:59:33.120 See

04:59:33.820 Them

04:59:34.020 Then

04:59:34.280 Yeah

04:59:35.080 You

04:59:37.060 Do

04:59:37.320 You

04:59:37.900 Don't

04:59:38.140 What's

04:59:39.720 This

04:59:39.880 Don't

04:59:40.160 Show

04:59:40.380 It

04:59:40.620 No

04:59:41.720 We're

04:59:41.900 Doing

04:59:42.080 It

04:59:42.280 No

04:59:43.080 It's

04:59:43.460 Too

04:59:43.600 Bad

04:59:43.760 We're

04:59:43.900 Doing

04:59:44.080 It

04:59:44.280 Doing

04:59:46.160 It

04:59:46.480 Do

04:59:47.520 It

04:59:47.740 Which

04:59:49.460 One

04:59:49.700 Was

04:59:49.940 This

04:59:50.320 I

04:59:51.580 Just

04:59:51.780 Saw

04:59:52.020 It

04:59:52.060 Was

04:59:52.160 A

04:59:52.280 Wrestling

04:59:52.580 One

04:59:52.920 I

04:59:53.280 Don't

04:59:53.380 Know

04:59:53.540 I

04:59:53.720 Don't

04:59:53.940 Remember

04:59:54.240 What

04:59:54.460 It

04:59:54.540 Was

04:59:54.820 But

04:59:55.100 It's

04:59:56.020 Not

04:59:56.140 The

04:59:56.260 Britney 0.99

04:59:56.440 Spears 0.76

04:59:56.760 One

04:59:57.020 I

04:59:59.900 Don't

04:59:59.980 Like

05:00:00.120 That

05:00:00.280 One

05:00:00.520 Oh

05:00:01.700 I

05:00:01.860 Can

05:00:02.020 Go

05:00:02.180 Worse

05:00:02.580 No

05:00:03.800 No

05:00:04.180 All

05:00:04.780 Right

05:00:04.880 I

05:00:05.000 Got

05:00:05.160 Demi

05:00:05.480 Moore

05:00:05.740 And

05:00:05.920 Stripped

05:00:06.200 Tease

05:00:06.600 No

05:00:07.640 Who's

05:00:13.460 The

05:00:13.560 Retard 1.00

05:00:13.920 That

05:00:14.120 Sang

05:00:14.440 Listen

05:00:15.920 Give

05:00:16.440 Your 0.97

05:00:16.560 Balls 0.68

05:00:16.940 The

05:00:17.060 Nose

05:00:17.380 Make

05:00:17.640 Me

05:00:17.780 Want

05:00:17.940 To

05:00:18.020 Do

05:00:18.120 It

05:00:18.240 More

05:00:18.460 You

05:00:24.720 Know

05:00:24.900 I

05:00:25.220 Feel

05:00:25.440 Like

05:00:25.620 We

05:00:26.280 Can

05:00:26.440 All

05:00:26.640 End

05:00:26.920 This

05:00:27.200 Stream

05:00:27.620 I

05:00:27.900 Can

05:00:28.080 End

05:00:28.240 It

05:00:28.340 Just

05:00:28.500 As

05:00:28.640 Fast

05:00:29.160 As

05:00:29.300 You

05:00:29.460 Can

05:00:29.720 So

05:00:30.200 If

05:00:30.800 You

05:00:30.920 Are

05:00:31.100 Going

05:00:31.220 To

05:00:31.340 Show

05:00:31.580 Weird

05:00:31.940 Pictures

05:00:32.380 Of

05:00:32.620 You

05:00:32.800 As

05:00:33.000 Women 1.00

05:00:33.320 Then

05:00:34.100 I'm

05:00:35.060 Just

05:00:35.220 Going

05:00:35.340 Shut

05:00:35.880 Her

05:00:35.980 Down

05:00:37.640 I

05:00:44.640 Could

05:00:45.920 Do

05:00:46.260 It

05:00:46.480 I

05:00:48.260 Could

05:00:48.380 Definitely

05:00:48.740 Do

05:00:49.040 It 1.00

05:00:49.340 Fuck 0.99

05:00:49.900 Right 1.00

05:00:50.100 Off

05:00:50.340 Missing

05:01:02.160 The

05:01:02.280 Hairs

05:01:02.440 Gotta

05:01:04.040 Have

05:01:04.220 The

05:01:04.340 Hockey

05:01:04.620 Here

05:01:04.780 You

05:01:05.180 Can

05:01:05.320 See

05:01:07.580 John

05:01:09.940 John

05:01:10.240 Cena

05:01:10.500 I

05:01:13.580 Just

05:01:13.740 Want

05:01:13.900 To

05:01:14.000 Jump

05:01:14.200 In

05:01:14.320 One

05:01:14.460 Of

05:01:14.540 These

05:01:14.720 And 1.00

05:01:14.900 Fuck 1.00

05:01:15.140 Right 1.00

05:01:15.340 Now

05:01:16.040 I

05:01:19.940 Want

05:01:20.140 To

05:01:20.340 I'm

05:01:22.020 Going

05:01:22.200 With

05:01:22.300 The

05:01:22.380 Boys

05:01:22.620 To

05:01:24.320 Get

05:01:24.420 The

05:01:24.540 Down

05:01:25.140 On

05:01:26.140 You

05:01:30.620 Disagree

05:01:31.020 With

05:01:31.240 Them

05:01:31.400 That's

05:01:31.620 Right

05:01:31.820 The

05:01:34.620 Pins

05:01:35.160 Depends

05:01:36.960 On

05:01:37.140 Northern

05:01:37.640 Brunswick

05:01:38.140 Yeah

05:01:40.940 The

05:01:41.940 The

05:01:44.180 The

05:01:45.220 Northern

05:01:45.320 The

05:01:45.480 Brunswick

05:01:45.780 All

05:01:45.980 Over

05:01:46.180 Yeah

05:01:47.020 Was that a

05:02:00.620 Rototiller

05:02:01.200 That they

05:02:01.600 Have

05:02:01.820 Running

05:02:02.100 Sobabeth

05:02:06.900 Old

05:02:07.520 Fish

05:02:09.580 Scat

05:02:10.320 Good

05:02:11.540 Middle 0.95

05:02:11.900 Hhod

05:02:21.200 I

05:02:22.160 think

05:02:24.320 Oh, it is, too.

05:02:36.300 It's a snowblower. 0.99

05:02:38.080 That would be fucking killer, though. 0.99

05:02:43.900 Oh, boy. 0.99

05:02:51.840 Going fishing, boys.

05:02:54.320 Oh, my God. 0.99

05:02:55.280 That is fucking awesome. 0.98

05:02:57.860 Yeah. 0.98

05:02:58.480 I think it is.

05:02:59.560 Yeah, it's neat.

05:03:00.520 I love it.

05:03:02.500 That's cool.

05:03:03.620 It sounds like Rishabaktou.

05:03:07.380 It sounds like New Brunswickers, not Quebecers, right? 0.93

05:03:10.040 No. 1.00

05:03:10.360 If they're speaking half English and half French, that's fucking New Brunswick. 0.99

05:03:13.900 Yeah. 0.99

05:03:15.540 Yeah, the Quebecers don't speak any English. 0.98

05:03:18.040 No.

05:03:20.660 And they just walk away from you and you speak English to them.

05:03:23.220 It's awesome. 0.98

05:03:23.660 I don't know why it takes so long to process these, fucking StreamYard. 0.96

05:03:30.100 Get with it. 0.99

05:03:30.660 There we go.

05:03:31.180 There we go.

05:03:31.520 There we go.

05:03:31.900 Come on.

05:03:32.500 I said the hip hop.

05:03:33.800 The hip it.

05:03:34.340 The hip it to the hip hip. 0.88

05:03:35.580 Hop it.

05:03:35.880 You don't stop.

05:03:36.520 The rocket to the bang bang.

05:03:37.700 Boogie set up.

05:03:38.400 Jump the boogie to the rhythm of the.

05:03:41.120 Okay.

05:03:44.480 That was it?

05:03:45.380 That was a good team.

05:03:46.720 Yeah.

05:03:47.440 Yeah.

05:03:47.720 I don't.

05:03:49.900 I don't.

05:03:50.640 I got hundreds of them.

05:03:52.940 That's enough.

05:03:53.600 Don't leave me uncomfortable.

05:03:55.280 Save them.

05:03:55.740 Save them for later.

05:03:56.840 Save them for Ron.

05:03:57.900 Later Ron.

05:03:59.360 Hundreds.

05:04:02.180 Don't do it.

05:04:02.940 It's a good time.

05:04:03.540 Am I going to do that?

05:04:05.120 I don't like it.

05:04:07.880 It's like dolls with faces or whatever.

05:04:13.560 I used to torment people on Facebook with them.

05:04:17.500 Called it Reface Fridays.

05:04:20.180 I don't like it.

05:04:24.740 It's Thursday.

05:04:25.700 It's on Friday.

05:04:26.580 So maybe we don't have to do it.

05:04:27.300 I think I might try and do Chris.

05:04:30.940 Pretty sure I saw it.

05:04:32.720 Do I still have that app rocking?

05:04:36.600 Where is it?

05:04:37.420 What?

05:04:38.160 What?

05:04:40.240 There it is.

05:04:41.220 Yeah.

05:04:41.560 I can.

05:04:41.800 I can put Chris's face on some stuff, too.

05:04:44.660 Don't do that.

05:04:45.100 Don't do that.

05:04:45.560 Don't do that. 0.97

05:04:46.200 How about frigging roll? 0.98

05:04:47.460 I can put Chris's face on some stuff. 0.98

05:04:49.400 Listen.

05:04:49.720 Oh, like sleepy Chris and stuff.

05:04:51.300 Yes.

05:04:51.560 No, no. 1.00

05:04:52.080 Fuck off. 1.00

05:04:52.800 No. 1.00

05:04:53.120 Stop it.

05:04:53.700 Yeah.

05:04:53.980 I love it.

05:04:54.520 That's funny.

05:04:55.340 I can do all sorts of things, man. 1.00

05:04:57.440 Fuck you. 1.00

05:04:57.900 I'm going to play something first. 1.00

05:04:58.760 Not my face.

05:04:59.480 I'm fine with it.

05:05:01.000 Right?

05:05:01.880 I can do all sorts of stuff.

05:05:03.760 It's going to be amazing.

05:05:05.080 I'm going to start doing that.

05:05:07.420 I'll tell you what.

05:05:08.220 Come on.

05:05:08.540 Play that.

05:05:09.780 Oh, my God.

05:05:10.840 With you.

05:05:14.560 Why did we tell him he could do that? 1.00

05:05:16.980 Fuck off, boy. 1.00

05:05:18.300 Okay. 1.00

05:05:18.800 Red-mexed it.

05:05:19.800 Yeah. 0.99

05:05:20.240 Fucking red-mexed it. 1.00

05:05:21.260 Fucking red-mexed it. 1.00

05:05:21.480 A grave mistake. 1.00

05:05:22.380 Fucking red-mexed it. 1.00

05:05:26.420 Fucking red-mexed it. 1.00

05:05:28.420 Probably. 0.99

05:05:31.140 Probably.

05:05:31.220 Probably.

05:05:31.300 I don't know.

05:05:32.300 I don't know.

05:05:33.300 I don't know.

05:05:34.300 I don't know.

05:05:35.300 I don't know.

05:05:36.300 I don't know.

05:05:38.380 I don't know.

05:05:39.960 Well, he won't say he goes through.

05:05:41.740 He's got a boat, right?

05:05:43.780 Yeah.

05:05:44.580 Of course.

05:05:45.720 I mean, there he is.

05:05:48.240 That's not...

05:05:49.560 He's not cutting anything.

05:05:54.040 This guy was bored.

05:05:55.280 That's cool.

05:05:55.760 you're pretty hard

05:05:59.200 that's about to yank down

05:06:01.560 that's right

05:06:02.860 spot this pair 0.99

05:06:08.300 the fucking 1.00

05:06:09.640 the blade 1.00

05:06:10.840 yeah it might be

05:06:17.300 way better

05:06:18.100 interesting

05:06:24.140 the skidoo with the trailer

05:06:32.340 home is way better 0.99

05:06:33.540 yeah that one sucks 0.99

05:06:35.640 well it's rednecky 0.99

05:06:39.500 we come up with stuff

05:06:40.860 that's what we do

05:06:41.560 I wouldn't say it sucks

05:06:44.280 the other one was definitely

05:06:46.860 better

05:06:47.200 probably goes faster too actually

05:06:51.000 yeah

05:06:52.200 flying in that

05:06:58.900 you're shielded from the wind 0.99

05:07:01.000 you got fucking 1.00

05:07:01.920 it's a good time in there 1.00

05:07:03.540 that one there needs a sail or something 0.99

05:07:06.940 to help him along the fucking lake 0.99

05:07:08.300 jesus 0.99

05:07:08.820 pretty much

05:07:11.480 pretty much

05:07:12.120 well I guess

05:07:13.340 well that's how my chris is sleeping

05:07:15.580 all right

05:07:16.380 how much

05:07:18.180 how much longer we going

05:07:19.680 you've been going for five hours 1.00

05:07:23.400 oh fuck 1.00

05:07:24.520 yeah 1.00

05:07:25.220 shit 0.99

05:07:26.160 I guess it's different when I come in at like 5 30 0.99

05:07:28.440 I'm

05:07:30.260 I'm ready to go and have some dinner at any time

05:07:32.600 so

05:07:32.960 yeah

05:07:33.540 yeah I'm getting hungry too 1.00

05:07:34.680 I'm getting really fucking tired of sitting in this fucking chair too 1.00

05:07:37.540 fuck this chair 1.00

05:07:39.180 so 1.00

05:07:40.160 something like that

05:07:42.960 thank you

05:07:43.920 I'll take your chair

05:07:45.060 listen

05:07:47.400 you guys can send an email right there

05:07:49.940 you guys can send an email right there

05:07:52.100 and make a bid

05:07:53.420 and then whoever gets the highest bid 1.00

05:07:55.340 you get the fucking chair 0.99

05:07:56.400 we can wrap it up in the bakery party 1.00

05:07:59.660 and we're going to take the bid

05:08:02.780 the winning bid

05:08:04.480 is then going to

05:08:05.720 help start

05:08:06.600 the fartrepreneurship

05:08:08.080 yes

05:08:09.200 yes

05:08:10.420 it's a starter upper 0.99

05:08:11.820 fucking 0.97

05:08:12.420 yeah we can get 0.98

05:08:13.780 get some jars

05:08:16.080 and

05:08:16.580 and just start fart 0.83

05:08:18.400 get some cabbage soup apparently

05:08:22.540 get that in ya

05:08:24.260 I'll overdo it

05:08:26.540 end up in the hospital

05:08:27.420 oh yes

05:08:28.100 chili

05:08:28.600 that's all

05:08:30.320 but

05:08:31.000 anyway

05:08:31.920 alright 1.00

05:08:33.180 fuck it 1.00

05:08:33.660 I'll play us out on a tune 1.00

05:08:35.220 but

05:08:35.520 alright

05:08:37.260 anything else

05:08:38.920 any last words there 0.98

05:08:39.740 fucking free stone 0.99

05:08:40.800 what do you guys have for supper 0.99

05:08:42.760 I have no idea yet

05:08:44.800 I haven't even thought about it

05:08:45.860 question

05:08:46.440 I know

05:08:47.000 I'm childless

05:08:48.820 so it doesn't really matter

05:08:49.960 well you're going to have hot dogs

05:08:52.440 you're going to have real cheese

05:08:53.320 because apparently

05:08:54.320 I'm also childless

05:08:55.660 oh

05:08:55.940 tomorrow's a PD day

05:08:57.600 so he's with his dad 1.00

05:08:58.560 so fuck it 1.00

05:08:59.560 nice 1.00

05:09:00.480 oh so you might not even eat

05:09:02.320 kind of

05:09:02.640 or cookies

05:09:03.500 thank you

05:09:04.460 what are you having

05:09:05.260 I do have powdered donuts

05:09:07.120 we have leftover shepherd's pie

05:09:09.340 dang it absolutely

05:09:10.020 which is

05:09:10.360 I made it really good

05:09:12.120 yeah

05:09:12.580 but I'm not sure if I want it

05:09:14.580 again

05:09:14.820 Chris will eat one

05:09:15.560 but I may have something different

05:09:17.420 whatever

05:09:18.420 because I've had it like a couple days in a row

05:09:20.160 I love leftovers 0.98

05:09:21.100 I don't give a fuck 0.99

05:09:21.820 I'm down with that 0.98

05:09:23.040 I love leftovers too

05:09:24.620 yeah

05:09:24.980 I think I'm going to make chicken thighs tonight

05:09:27.040 ooh

05:09:28.540 I mean

05:09:28.920 probably just getting powdered donuts

05:09:30.940 bake them

05:09:31.820 oh do you do them in your air fryer

05:09:33.500 yeah

05:09:33.820 I'm going to

05:09:34.820 I'll probably

05:09:36.520 just because it's me

05:09:37.460 and I'm not

05:09:38.040 I'll probably just toss them in the air fryer

05:09:40.620 yeah

05:09:40.960 yeah

05:09:41.700 sounds good

05:09:42.780 hmm

05:09:43.620 I mean

05:09:44.360 there's no sense in running the entire stove

05:09:46.560 for a couple of chicken thighs

05:09:48.040 so I'll pop them in the air fryer

05:09:49.680 and

05:09:50.140 I've got

05:09:51.840 what else

05:09:53.460 oh I have sweet potatoes

05:09:54.900 and

05:09:55.820 spinach

05:09:56.860 ooh

05:09:57.960 hey

05:09:58.560 I know it sounds terrible

05:09:59.940 that's too healthy

05:10:01.960 it doesn't sound terrible

05:10:02.980 you know what

05:10:03.960 I got a bunch of powdered donuts

05:10:05.380 that's what I got

05:10:06.400 let's go

05:10:07.120 powder donuts

05:10:08.760 for the win

05:10:09.820 I'm supposed to powder donut

05:10:11.020 but not a whole thing 0.99

05:10:11.880 but fucking Doug Fordcheck didn't bounce 0.99

05:10:13.940 he'd have me eating ribeye right now 0.99

05:10:15.640 yeah right

05:10:16.240 but here I am stuck with powdered donuts 1.00

05:10:18.160 it's bullshit 1.00

05:10:20.860 I tell you 1.00

05:10:21.760 damn it 1.00

05:10:22.140 well there you go 0.99

05:10:23.140 anyway

05:10:25.160 lucky for you

05:10:26.440 stuck with powdered donuts

05:10:27.820 that sounds like it 1.00

05:10:28.780 it's all bullshit 0.99

05:10:30.320 yeah I know 1.00

05:10:31.440 alright

05:10:32.240 yeah

05:10:32.500 have a good night

05:10:36.140 alright

05:10:36.920 bye guys

05:10:37.520 see you

05:10:39.680 he said

05:10:42.220 son

05:10:42.860 have you seen

05:10:45.040 the world

05:10:45.860 well what would you say

05:10:48.700 if I said that

05:10:51.140 you could

05:10:52.000 just carry this gun

05:10:54.960 you'll even get paid

05:10:58.000 I said that sounds

05:11:00.600 pretty good

05:11:01.540 black leather boots

05:11:07.860 spit shine so bright

05:11:11.140 they cut off my hair

05:11:13.720 but it looks alright

05:11:17.280 we marched and we sang

05:11:19.920 we all became friends

05:11:23.260 as we learned how to fight

05:11:26.760 a hero of war

05:11:32.660 yeah that's what I'll be

05:11:35.660 and when I come home

05:11:38.840 they'll be damn proud of me

05:11:41.860 I'll carry this flag

05:11:44.860 to the grave if I must

05:11:48.200 cause it's a flag that I love

05:11:51.380 and a flag that I trust

05:11:54.860 I kicked in the door

05:11:57.480 I yelled my commands

05:12:00.760 the children they cried

05:12:03.920 but I got my amen

05:12:07.340 we took him away

05:12:09.780 a bag over his face

05:12:13.040 from his family and his friends

05:12:16.600 they took off his clothes

05:12:22.580 they pissed in his hands

05:12:25.720 I told them to stop

05:12:28.660 but then I joined in

05:12:32.340 we beat him with guns

05:12:34.920 and batons not just once

05:12:38.440 but again and again

05:12:41.700 a hero of war

05:12:47.480 yeah that's what I'll be

05:12:50.560 and when I come home

05:12:53.740 they'll be damn proud of me

05:12:56.740 I'll carry this flag

05:12:59.720 to the grave if I must

05:13:03.080 cause it's a flag that I love

05:13:06.200 and a flag that I trust

05:13:11.980 she walked

05:13:18.920 through bullets and haze

05:13:21.920 I asked her to stop 0.99

05:13:24.860 I begged her to stay

05:13:28.080 but she pressed on

05:13:30.920 so I lifted my gun

05:13:34.300 and I fired away

05:13:37.920 and the shells

05:13:43.760 jumped through the smoke

05:13:46.680 and into the sand

05:13:49.720 that the blood now had soaked

05:13:53.180 she collapsed

05:13:56.160 with a flag in her hand

05:13:59.340 a flag white as snow

05:14:03.720 a hero of war

05:14:08.720 it's not what they seem

05:14:11.720 just medals and scars

05:14:14.760 so damn proud of me

05:14:17.880 and I've brought home that flag

05:14:21.120 now it gathers dust

05:14:24.100 but it's a flag that I love

05:14:27.320 it's the only flag I trust

05:14:31.120 you said son

05:14:33.760 have you seen the world

05:14:36.700 well what would you say

05:14:39.740 if I said that you could

05:14:43.640 love you

05:14:45.140 not do not leave

05:14:46.020 its pleasure

05:14:47.280 and I love you

05:14:49.080 I love you

05:14:53.040 it's true

05:14:53.580 it's good

05:14:54.600 and I love you

05:14:59.340 and it Чтобы

05:15:00.880 it's your favorite

05:15:01.840 it's true

05:15:02.520 it360

05:15:02.620 it's true

05:15:03.220 and it Gay 0.53

05:15:05.580 the song

05:15:06.540 is true 0.89

05:15:07.020 and gaming

05:15:07.640 only

05:15:08.260 and it's true

05:15:08.940 I feel

05:15:09.500 but it's true

05:15:10.240 that you come

jonnyrawton - January 30, 2025

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