Be Unlyftable - v6cutyp
Episode Stats
Length
5 hours and 15 minutes
Words per Minute
135.89206
Hate Speech Sentences
390
Summary
I love my country, love my freedom, ain t never too late. I don t need no pants. I m a redneck boy from the south, the south. Love my country and my freedom.
Transcript
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The word is out, better treat me right, cause I'm the king of cellulite.
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My zippers bust, my buckles break, I'm too much man for you to take.
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The pavement cracks when I fall down, I've got more chills in Chinatown, but I never used
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a phone booth, I never seen the toes, when I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rooms
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because I'm fat, fat, I'm fat, come on, you know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
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I'm fat, fat, I'm fat, come on, you know, don't you call me pudgy, poorly or stout, just
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When I walk out to get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale.
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Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man, ah, I'm the only one, who gets a tan, ah, if I have
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one more, quite a la mode, ah, I'm gonna need, my own zip code, ah, when you're only having
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seconds, I'm having twenty-thirds, ah, when I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their
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word because I'm fat, I'm fat, shim on, you know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
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I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know, and my shadow weighs a 42 pounds, I'm gonna tell
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My ears, hang on one second, I have one more bunny ears.
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Oh, no one gets to see me with no pants on, sorry guys.
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Ah, come on, that's the whole part, that's the whole point of the stream.
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I love my country, love my freedom, fuck well, baby, no, I don't need it.
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Shotgun lace from the woods to the plate, ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late,
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Just grab a sock like everybody else, you know?
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I was really mad at a girl once I called her a cum sponge.
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I ain't trying to be Billy Badass or talk shit.
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I'm just saying, there's the line, don't cross it.
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I got a red rider gun when I was three, so I don't run or hide from anything.
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Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue collar boy from the south, the south.
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Love my country, love my freedom, fuck well, baby, no, I don't need it.
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Shotgun lace from the woods to the plate, ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.
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See, one day on this stream, one day, it's gonna happen.
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Got the music way up loud, with a cigar in my mouth.
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Fuck around and come find out, how we do it in the south.
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Hey, I guess you didn't see that, like, hey, I'm going to go for a quick smoke.
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You have no idea how refreshing it is to see your boobs right now.
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Because last night, I saw a National Geographic tip for, like, three hours.
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Well, she was flashing her tits on stream and everything, man.
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But she reminds me of that rapper that you just played there.
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He had this fucking black chick from the States on it.
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All I can think of is National Geographic and Library when I was a kid.
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I got to see something that wasn't too great either.
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There's like a picture of her where she's like completely pantless and she's so fat.
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You can't even see anything except for the front bum.
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I think Lyft is going to have to start offering these.
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It's going to be about the only way you're going to get her into one.
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There's the ones they have in England too that you can just pick up a car and lift it and put it in the back.
00:14:04.620
Like either way, you definitely need something heavy duty for her.
00:14:08.180
You got to have the crane, the little boom crane.
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Yeah, she's suing Lyft because they wouldn't give her a ride.
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It looks like a Lyft might be hurting pretty soon too.
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I knew it was illegal and I knew that it was wrong.
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Her attorneys, John Marco and Zach Runyon, say weight is a protected characteristic in Michigan by law.
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It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying,
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you know, I don't want to have black people in my car or I don't want to have Christians in my car or Muslims in my car.
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Since she posted the encounter on social media, other full-figured folks have reached out saying the same thing happened to them.
00:14:53.940
Well, okay, first, first, I feel like when that law was maybe written.
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I feel like when that law was maybe written, they were not taking into account the fact that humans at this point in history, society is now.
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So, we have really, really heavy human beings and mostly like the size of like a livestock animal.
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So, if you, you couldn't call a cab and expect them to take your cow to the vet without a fucking trailer.
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So, what makes you think that like that you would be able to get into something that wouldn't hold that weight capacity and that would be okay just because you don't want your fucking feelings hurt?
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Yeah, there's another video of her that she's like sitting on the back of like an SUV.
00:16:02.640
And like pretty much takes up the entire opening of the back of the SUV.
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I like, I don't understand how she would have been able to fit in the lift there.
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Her center of gravity is all fucked up because she's so fucking fat.
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Cause I, I, I'd be thinking if I, if I was one of her lawyers, I'd be worried that if we lose that case, she's going to eat us.
00:17:21.660
You know, now they'll have to change the rules for left.
00:17:24.740
Like after they get sued, they're going to be like, okay, now we're going to make it clear.
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Cause they'll have to, to cover their ass for the future.
00:17:32.740
Yeah, well, they're going to have to entirely change their name to fork left.
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I asked you and you said all I had to do was what I did and it didn't work.
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So we'll, we'll have to figure that out on the next stream.
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Cause I, I believe that they could, it's just a matter of, you have to make sure the
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Because I mean, if they crash into something, then no.
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Do you mean roll down a hill, like roll, like, like, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I guess it would also depend on the size of the hill because as she picks up speed,
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that might cause, you know, some vibration in the earth.
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I might start veering course and give them the blueberries, you know.
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I'm just thinking of the, uh, what's happening?
00:19:02.840
Shaq puts him in the tire and they roll him down the hill.
00:19:11.720
That would have a deadly effect if it crashed into something.
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Like just the tires on their own can fuck shit up.
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Right into the bottom of the fucking base, the foundation.
00:20:34.900
I would think you would have to test that somehow.
00:21:54.000
I'm wondering if maybe it has something to do with the chatting.
00:22:24.420
I don't know why the super chats aren't showing up here.
00:22:34.860
But that doesn't make much sense either though.
00:23:05.960
I couldn't tell if she was wearing pants there or not.
00:24:22.180
There's finally a Jeet that got somebody out of the store.
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It's the fucking Jeet slapper 5000 right there.
00:25:02.760
Now imagine the guy he's kicking out there actually knew how to fight.
00:26:08.160
I need wheel chocks for my chair because the fucking.
00:26:17.960
And I have to constantly pull myself back because I roll away from my desk.
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That's why I'm saying I need a new fucking chair.
00:26:31.620
That big chick last night fell out of her chair and then she died because she went.
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And she was out of the screen for the longest time.
00:26:43.680
She got back on there and she's, man, she's showing her tits and trying on different outfits
00:26:48.980
She had stickers on her nipples so she wouldn't, he wouldn't get fucking porn bombs or whatever.
00:26:58.240
Yeah, she was showing us all her lingerie and stuff.
00:27:09.120
Listen, if anybody wants, I'm not giving anything away for free.
00:27:20.100
I can spare your phone, but she had that fucking flapjack titties, man.
00:27:51.700
I feel like I should just cover a bunch of the train wreck.
00:27:55.320
I don't think I can even do this shirt up if I wanted to.
00:28:09.800
That's, that's much more refreshing from what I saw last night.
00:28:24.420
But I just, those just brought me back to the old National Geographic days, man.
00:28:33.020
You realize that that's where boobs end up, right?
00:28:48.640
I can assure you that mine are not due north anymore.
00:29:03.360
It's the unfortunate part of your gravity and age.
00:29:22.660
Apparently, apparently the Philadelphia Eagles must have won a football game or something.
00:29:27.480
Uh, so, this is how one fan decided that, uh, he'd celebrate that.
00:29:42.660
Probably split his fucking bag wide open on that side.
00:29:51.900
I guess that's the last playoff game he's ever going to see.
00:30:07.820
I just can't believe the stupidity of it, though.
00:30:15.840
Let me climb that pole to the very, very top so I can drop and die.
00:30:32.200
I can assure you, though, that it was, there's still, yeah, whatever, it's still not the same.
00:30:57.360
I thought about letting you know where I was last night, what stream I was on.
00:31:04.040
It's like, Johnny, some of these fucking pubs I go to, I tell you.
00:31:19.240
I'm all for doing whatever you want on your own streams and do it.
00:31:22.560
Like, listen, the internet is, it is a wild and wonderful place.
00:31:27.920
You can pretty much see whatever you want, but I feel like there's a time and a place
00:31:34.220
And, I mean, I guess there's people that show their dick on the internet and change their
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outfits and whatever, but, again, I feel like if you can get paid for that, like, why
00:31:56.960
I don't think many are paying to see some penis, though.
00:32:07.540
You have to go out and go back in or close one of your Chrome tabs, because that's annoying.
00:32:32.440
We have to fix his internet or something, because it lags.
00:32:37.640
And then he gets, like, yeah, he gets, like, 15 seconds behind.
00:32:41.760
And it's so fucking irritating, because we're talking.
00:32:44.160
And he's still answering us from fucking 10 seconds before.
00:33:01.880
No, but we changed the platform again, and went back to using StreamYard again.
00:33:17.200
Yeah, and a couple of the other things that we had before.
00:33:20.000
It's just, I've always used this one, so it's easier for me.
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A botched fucking jewelry store robbery in Markham.
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Well, this one's actually kind of funny, though, because they're retards.
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Another one pulled up to the jewelry store and dropped off four suspects, who all jumped
00:34:40.560
Which, that in itself thwarted a robbery attempt.
00:34:56.040
I do have the York Regional Police fucking helicopter footage.
00:35:01.320
Yeah, at least, like, isn't the jewelry in the case the fake stuff?
00:35:22.600
But in some cases, I guess it depends on the store, I think.
00:35:25.580
But I think more are probably going to start putting fake stuff in.
00:35:32.240
Yeah, since they're all getting robbed every day.
00:35:45.460
Biting him as a distraction while everybody else was thieving.
00:35:53.660
The funny thing is, when people were showing me that, I was like, yeah, that's peak Hamilton.
00:35:57.740
Like, that's been going on for 20 fucking years in Hamilton.
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Go to King and Caroline on a Saturday night at 3 a.m.
00:36:05.200
There's people fucking outside the Tim Whartons that'll fucking bite you.
00:36:11.300
Like, it is pretty funny, though, that it was a gang of fucking muzzy ladies that are fucking...
00:36:24.760
Yeah, Chris is probably out there trying to get bit.
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If you get bit, do you turn into a muzzy gypsy?
00:36:37.900
I didn't have to throw my bingo card for 2025 that we're going to get bit by muzzy gypsies.
00:36:56.760
Now that it's finally loaded, though, here's York Regional making the arrest.
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The other one is in custody under a tree near to where the Civic had parked on the south side of the building.
00:38:25.060
That must have been their fifth attempt at a jewelry store because there's no way.
00:38:36.720
Or that was their third or fourth stop on their list, right?
00:38:40.380
For the cops to have the helicopter in the air and the teams just blocked them all in like that.
00:38:49.280
That must have been, like, number three or four or five on their list that they've already hit, right?
00:39:00.280
Police were called because, obviously, they were probably trying to get into the closed jewelry store.
00:39:05.060
And then that's what – because this is the second time now that York Regionals brought the helicopter in.
00:39:10.280
They're two for two, as far as I know, when it comes to bringing in the helicopter.
00:39:21.400
They have the – like, they have the terrorist crimes unit and all of that.
00:39:25.920
Like, they're pretty – they have a lot of trained – that's –
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They have a lot of trained assholes that do that there.
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I may or may not have had some assholes with IRB like that.
00:39:42.920
Five people, including a 14-year-old, facing several charges after a bunched robbery attempt at a jewelry store in Markham.
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Police in York Region say two vehicles arrived at the store in Denison Street and Kennedy Road area just before 530.
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They say four suspects emerged from one of the vehicles carrying sledgehammers and garbage bags – that's fancy – and approached the store.
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However, they were unable to get inside as it had closed for the day.
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Police say with the assistance of the K-9 and air support units, two vehicles were contained.
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Some of the suspects attempted to flee on foot but were captured.
00:40:22.840
And, of course, the names – Newman Kahn, Tyrese Morgan, and there was a 15-year-old and a 14-year-old as well.
00:40:46.660
Like, you didn't even – like, you didn't even get into the fucking jewelry store.
00:40:55.800
Right, but when you have 15-, 16-year-old kids hanging out with guys, you know, they're in their 20s, 30s even, you know, the usual fucking low-life bullshit fucking parties they go to.
00:41:08.140
The older guys are telling them, like, I can't go out and do what you can do because I'll go to jail for fucking five, six years.
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So they're setting up the young kids, like, go big or stay home.
00:41:19.860
Like, fucking go out and – because you'll only get charged as a juvie, right?
00:41:23.380
So they encourage the youth to go out and pull these fucking things, man, fucking – because the older guys can't do it because they'll go to do 10 years or something, right?
00:41:35.480
They'll be back in the street if they're not already.
00:41:58.420
No, the funniest, though, is that they just – they didn't even get anything, right?
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Imagine going and fucking something up and still getting arrested for it.
00:42:06.500
Well, I'm sure they got caught with a prohibited fucking something or other, right?
00:42:17.180
Actually, I do believe one guy – one guy, I believe, did have a gun.
00:42:23.000
I do recall reading the one story where it showed that he did have a gun, but I think the teenagers are already out on bail.
00:42:34.280
I was going to say, the only guy doing time is getting a gun.
00:42:41.520
Because, I mean, it's not like anybody gets any big sentences anymore or anything like that.
00:42:46.700
Like, everybody's just fucking let out onto the street immediately, regardless of whatever it was.
00:42:53.880
Like, we actually have – what did they call it?
00:43:01.900
There was an incident where SWAT went into somebody's place here in town yesterday.
00:43:07.940
And the unit they called it, it was called ROPE.
00:43:13.200
Repeat Offender – I can't remember what the P and the E stand for.
00:43:19.940
But, like, it's hilarious to me that you actually have to have a fucking unit to go after repeat offenders.
00:43:29.600
Like, how about we just deal with them correctly in the courts in the first fucking place?
00:43:43.800
How about we give them the ROPE instead of the ROPE unit?
00:43:58.960
When I was a teenager, when I was a juvie, I got let off kind of easy.
00:44:05.360
Like, even I had judges say, boys will be boys.
00:44:09.980
Yeah, but there's a big difference in being, you know, getting a lenient sentence, say, on your first fucking offense, right?
00:44:22.280
And depending on what that offense is as well, because obviously that's a factor, too.
00:44:27.680
But, I mean, after you have continuously shown that you are just going to continue to be arrested and continue to be committing crimes at what point?
00:44:51.980
Because to some kids, man, like, if, you know, some kids, a group home is, like, better than their home home, right?
00:45:08.200
But when you get to be an adult, then you go to adults.
00:45:15.720
I wouldn't necessarily call it a vacation, but I would say that, I mean, it's certainly a little bit better than what they're used to, and maybe they might need that.
00:45:26.020
But it is a tough one, because there are people that do get what we like to refer to as institutionalized, right?
00:45:34.860
They just can't make it out in the real world and have to constantly go back to jail.
00:45:45.620
And then there's people like Chris who are just institutionally gay, which just means when they're on the inside.
00:46:08.700
Yeah, actually, we can get onto that right now.
00:46:37.540
So, yeah, that fucking crash is pretty fucking interesting.
00:46:42.840
The Blackhawk helicopter colliding in with the CRJ and, I believe, 67 people is what they're saying is the death toll right now.
00:46:55.060
Well, the seat capacity on the jet, I think, is 65, and there's three people on the helicopter, I think.
00:47:12.120
I found them all sitting in their seatbelts still attached.
00:47:23.040
But this is the, uh, this is the one shot that is from the webcam, uh, that looks towards...
00:47:35.520
Yeah, that jet was on a final approach, and that helicopter just flies right into it, man.
00:47:50.360
Like, it looks like it had all day to get out of the way.
00:47:56.540
I don't think they were really paying attention to...
00:47:58.840
Well, both of those things have black boxes as well, right?
00:48:07.000
The helicopter is where it wasn't supposed to be.
00:48:45.880
yeah look like the helicopter was in a blind spot those piles that's crazy
00:48:50.620
well no but they don't need to though that's that's my point they're the ones that are actually
00:48:59.780
supposed to be there the helicopter is not right it is on the helicopter to not get in the way of
00:49:06.640
the plane because the plane is landing on the runway yeah it's already established clear so it
00:49:12.340
it has nothing to do with the pilot yeah but and the other thing is there's another video i have
00:49:20.320
this might this i can't remember if it includes uh any other footage of the the actual wreck but
00:49:25.760
this is basically like a shot of like the radar kind of showing the flight path
00:49:30.160
and like it just looks like it's got all day there right but and they have the theory towards it i
00:49:52.140
i know but there's things because the plane's going for a landing that's he's on he's on the
00:49:56.580
roundabout they're going for a landing right yeah they both look like they're going towards each
00:50:00.540
other like the helicopter is going towards the the flight path of the plane yeah looks like it's aiming
00:50:08.760
yeah wow well i know in uh was it uh donald trump had a tweet that what he was questioning
00:50:22.660
um is allegedly air traffic control was only asking the the pilots of the blackhawk if they could see
00:50:31.160
the plane they did not instruct them to like move or pick a different course or anything they just
00:50:37.680
kept on asking um if they saw the plane apparently i know that the blackhawk did not have its transponder
00:50:45.260
on either they claim it was doing training exercises but well they haven't i mean looking at it it's i
00:50:54.440
i don't know they have they have there's a sit there's there's tcast there's all these things
00:51:00.580
that that alerts a pilot on whether that one pilot has it usually that jet would probably have it
00:51:06.740
it allows like it tells you when there's another plane approaching you there's something approaching
00:51:10.980
you yeah like there's no way that that that with the technology that exists today that a blackhawk
00:51:15.960
helicopter and an american airlines jet hit each other like there's just like not it has to be
00:51:23.440
like there has to be someone totally dropped all here because a mechanical failure or it was you
00:51:28.840
know one of them went into the flight path of the other well that's the swift cheese model i feel
00:51:33.320
like it has to be intentional right like the swiss cheese model of what causation and accident whatever
00:51:40.540
um you all have all these layers of swift cheese and all the holes line up because of all the fuck up
00:51:49.420
so you have a fuck up here and then another fuck up another fuck up then you have a crash right
00:51:53.820
that's a lot of fuck ups there though that's a lot of fuck up there's a lot of questions absolutely
00:51:59.200
there's a lot of layers of things you have to go through man
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i feel like well and let's face it i mean i'm not exactly a pilot i've never flown a helicopter but
00:52:11.040
we know that a helicopter is pretty you know pretty versatile like it can move quickly it can turn
00:52:18.800
you know a lot better than a plane can quite clearly in the cockpit of a helicopter like you you can see
00:52:26.080
what's in front of you like it's right fucking there so i i can't think of anything other than it was
00:52:32.820
on purpose i feel like there's probably a simpsons episode about this so um maybe somebody should
00:52:40.220
maybe episode it is because somebody on that plane or maybe something there was someone named
00:52:49.240
something or there has to be something bigger i feel like it's more of like generally when these
00:52:54.400
things happen it has something to do with uh something about politics alice knackberg maybe
00:52:59.480
usually it usually goes back to it yeah something with a little hat usually
00:53:03.100
yeah well the big question is who was on that plane that's what i mean that's what we want like where's
00:53:09.780
like there was a rumor yeah people were trying to start a rumor that it was barack obama on the in
00:53:18.240
the helicopter but that's not not true yeah there were at least according to the u.s defense
00:53:27.040
there were no vips on that helicopter it was simply supposed to be a training mission but some are
00:53:32.820
questioning whether or not it was controlled with drones or or what was going on there but i'm just
00:53:40.000
very curious who who was on that fucking on that flight i think probably one of the worst pieces of
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video i got out of it though fucking reporters you know they have become such absolute fucking
00:53:56.860
scumbags nowadays and here is just one other example i'm just praying that somebody's pulling
00:54:03.800
her out of the river right now as we speak that's all i can pray for i'm just praying to god when's
00:54:09.000
the last time you spoke she texted me we were land that they're landing in 20 minutes can you show us
00:54:14.780
landing in 20 minutes the rest of my text didn't didn't uh did not get delivered that's when i
00:54:34.120
that's that's just disgusting oh like sorry your wife and like i honestly
00:54:54.100
it blows my mind that that was that's where the questioning went to right like i i can understand
00:55:02.900
maybe asking okay fine um you know when was the last time he spoke to her i i can understand that
00:55:09.320
question but to say can we see the text if i was him i'd have told him to go fuck himself
00:55:16.360
yeah i probably would have hauled off and fucking you know punched him in the throat that would have
00:55:25.040
been a knee-jerk reaction just be like right in the fucking skadoosh you're right in the fucking
00:55:30.400
noisemaker bud you get to shut the fuck up now all right that was probably the next question
00:55:44.380
lord have mercy y'all it's fucking unbelievable though like i don't even i don't even like the
00:55:50.860
idea that journalists will ask them questions anyway period right like obviously the guy just
00:55:57.800
fucking lost his wife right like sure he's hoping she's going to be pulled out of the river but
00:56:02.200
in the back of his head he probably fucking knows right and you're gonna fucking bug him and start
00:56:08.380
asking him questions just so you can get fucking views and like i don't know it's fucked they're
00:56:15.880
vultures bud it bleeds it leads man that's uh that's what they're all about wow they don't care
00:56:22.760
i asked that cbc guy that one time and i said how the fuck do you guys how the fuck can you sleep
00:56:28.640
good at night like oh i sleep just well thank you and with a smile and shit eat and grin they know what
00:56:32.720
they're doing they don't care it's their job to be douchebags that's their job well yeah but that's
00:56:43.360
just it though right like they they want to do whatever they think is going to get them whatever
00:56:48.240
ratings or reviews or whatever right they they feel that it's sensational i know i can't remember
00:56:55.140
what her name was now there was a a woman in the 70s i believe it was um who started to notice the
00:57:04.160
kind of blood lust that was kind of happening in the news um and she didn't like it and i think she
00:57:11.460
obviously had some mental health issues as well because the way she ended up doing it is she was live
00:57:17.000
on the air and read off this script and saying that if the new if blood is what the news wants
00:57:25.120
here it is and she shot herself right on fucking a live news broadcast
00:57:29.620
there's a movie that made about it too i just can't remember what the fuck her name was
00:57:38.980
but it's true like news has been doing that right it's like they love getting right in there they
00:57:46.860
don't give a fuck if you are emotionally fucked or not they're gonna get in there and start asking you
00:57:52.160
questions and it just i don't know it's disgusting to me really but people consume that that's what the
00:58:03.520
people want people want to see that fucking train crash and they want to see the dead bodies and uh
00:58:08.060
it's weird i mean that yeah it's true that is part of the problem is that it is like a train wreck and
00:58:14.720
you can't look away but at the same time they have the choice as to whether or not that's what they're
00:58:19.960
going to show right you said train crash i got really excited sorry i'm not smiling because of the
00:58:29.020
thought of dead people i'm smiling because you said train crash i can't help myself
00:58:33.140
i'm sorry listen to you you love it when people die this fucking bright line well all those politicians
00:58:42.820
on the train that are racist you know what actually no you know what since sarah loves fucking death
00:58:50.720
so much and loves seeing people die i've figured out her next fucking vacation okay
00:58:57.980
she's gonna go and experience ukraine okay this is legit all right not fucking kidding i saw this
00:59:10.040
today you can go and experience the front lines in ukraine as they're offering frontline ukraine
00:59:16.340
tours all right you can get right there in the conflict zone okay i'm gonna give you a gun
00:59:24.700
let's see am i gonna be able to get that there oh my god do we put is there like a stopover
00:59:30.520
does it end in like chernobyl sounds fun sign me up it probably ends in siberia
00:59:39.720
yeah i no no no no i'll tell you where i know where it ends it's gonna end in fucking it's gonna
00:59:47.260
end in gaza where they're gonna say come check out the architecture but some assembly may be required
00:59:51.660
oh let's see what's this say here it says frontline ukraine is dedicated to providing
00:59:57.960
immersive tours across the entirety of the frontline in eastern ukraine offering visitors
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a deep understanding of the war and the conditions on the front line our tours are designed to educate
01:00:10.660
and raise awareness about the ongoing conflict while also showcasing the resilience and strength
01:00:17.340
of the ukrainian people join us to gain a unique perspective and contribute to the local
01:00:24.040
communities affected by the conflict so i guess zelensky realized that you know maybe his grift is over
01:00:34.040
so they came up with a new one that's that's fucked
01:00:37.580
but i'll bet you there's people fucking signing up for that though
01:00:46.320
i can't even stay mad about it i think that's absolutely fucking hysterical like
01:00:51.340
ukraine just can't stop the grip like they're just like they're they're trying so hard i feel like
01:00:58.200
that's a lot let me see here i'm actually i'm gonna go back to it the one thing i didn't
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i wonder how much it costs to actually go to war in ukraine
01:01:26.040
that's hilarious though legitimately i wonder like do they oh i can't
01:01:37.080
i feel like that would be one of those like really dark fucking um like commercial ads for
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uh vacations you know it's like take a tour of war-torn europe do you want to see what the united
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we'll take you from the 1990 all the way to present through all of the war-torn places
01:02:03.040
yeah yeah where they're still finding mines and ordnance that are still blowing up you know
01:02:09.040
yeah so through the minefield and uh play minefield roulette see where your money is gone if you can
01:02:17.380
make it through the minefield without blowing off a limb uh you win a thousand bucks you know do you
01:02:22.800
you want to see your tax dollars at work do you i want to know why all the migrants are here well
01:02:32.960
oh that's epic i love that it's weird now i can't go back to it
01:02:38.400
maybe it got taken click on the post it won't take you to the same page anymore
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oh no maybe maybe it's gone oh wait here it goes here here we are here we are here we are here we
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are explore now let's find out i can't believe this is real i don't offer any pricing come on
01:03:03.040
you probably have to send them a credit card for pricing yeah yeah for the low price of 9.99 we'll
01:03:12.000
give you holy fuck what is it 11.99 holy god damn what is it all right i'm just gonna read the whole
01:03:21.200
fucking thing no so the price covers standard return airfare from canada to poland and back
01:03:36.080
as well as all travel meals and lodging while in poland and ukraine it does not cover insurance
01:03:44.640
alcohol armor or incidentals your team will be accompanied from canada to poland and across the
01:03:53.760
ukraine by personal with frontline experience some with special operations training as well as an
01:03:59.760
international lawyer and phd the cost of this expedition is considerable and it should be
01:04:06.720
considered an investment it may be the most important one you've ever made so seems that there's a
01:04:16.640
couple of different packages here you can spend the five days the five day package is a whopping 22
01:04:26.080
thousand one hundred dollars you will pass you get five days frontline travel plus overnight
01:04:38.800
crack off overnight and live and open air and train travel for 10 days you can go for 10 right
01:04:50.640
um let's see there's also a six thousand dollar u.s non-refundable
01:04:55.440
demand required at booking for a five to five plus three to four day trip uh balance on the day of
01:05:01.680
departure anything else yeah so yeah okay so if you're doing the five day you got to put six
01:05:08.720
thousand down if you're doing the ten day you got to put nine thousand down
01:05:13.840
is there anything else that they well what to expect that should be amazing
01:05:20.000
oh sorry guys don't approach this like a holiday it says
01:05:27.360
consider it an adventure a research field trip a life-changing experience
01:05:33.600
but understand that it will be uncomfortable at times both emotionally and physically
01:05:38.560
be aware when it's far away that you're in a war zone
01:05:48.240
can i just point something out what a great marketing package here
01:05:58.400
i feel like there's two i i'm a little bit conflicted with this
01:06:07.520
you know yeah like funny haha but at the same time um
01:06:16.160
why are we charging people to go to the front line of a war a war
01:06:22.720
um why are we glamorizing war like i'm so confused like i'm really conflicted by this
01:06:32.240
the crimean war was the same way man the crimean war you had all these aristocrats and
01:06:36.160
shit sit on top of the hill with glasses and they're watching it all
01:06:39.680
you know the charges like i feel like there's a lot of people that died yeah in wars like a lot of
01:06:47.520
like every day every day right over there right there's a lot of people that fought in wars and
01:06:52.080
died and i feel like this is kind of like bastard you know what i mean like i'm conflicted by this
01:06:56.960
whole thing like i feel like this is shitty yeah i'll pay 30 grand and go over there and piss on the
01:07:00.720
dead people and then drink a beer or well it's gay man it's
01:07:08.320
go to war but i'm saying if you're charging people
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no no no no go and fight yeah like if you're if you want to go and see the war and the front lines
01:07:19.440
hold on hold on i bet you any money no hold on i bet you that's what this is
01:07:26.640
no i bet you that's what this is they sell it like a vacation but as soon as they get you there
01:07:30.720
they throw you in uniform and you're like go fight now you just paid 30 000 to join the ukraine
01:07:37.200
army that's it you get blown up oh let's go on the front lines yeah 100 no honestly like i feel
01:07:46.560
conflicted about it because again like i feel like you know there's people who fought at who have who
01:07:51.200
fought in wars and there's people like i i don't know i i'm conflicted by it i'm conflicted oh it's
01:07:58.160
pretty up but yeah it's entirely up to me it seems like a scheme to get people to the front line right
01:08:04.960
they can make money off of it because there's stupid people out there that will do that right
01:08:10.320
this is great don't worry don't worry if you do go
01:08:15.120
okay and you don't bring any money with you it's okay atms are common in the front lines even this
01:08:25.600
artillery artillery and bomb attack civilians cling hard even in the path of war
01:08:39.040
that's unbelievable i wonder who qualifies because there's a who who qualifies portion here who is
01:08:44.000
this put on by is it like the government of ukraine like oh i'm curious
01:08:51.360
what i'll have i'll have to check but i'm noticing here that uh our unliftable girl might have another
01:08:59.120
fucking lawsuit opportunity here says members of the group must be healthy and physically fit enough
01:09:05.200
to carry their own luggage several blocks occasionally mount and dismount a civilian
01:09:11.840
vehicle quickly if required and walk short distances wearing body armor and a day pack
01:09:16.400
other members of the group cannot be male ukrainian nationals of fighting age unless in possession of a
01:09:27.920
valid military exemption so so if you were a male ukrainian without an exemption they just snatch
01:09:35.520
you up throw you on the front lines yeah wrong place wrong time it's like ice you also must have
01:09:45.760
you also must carry a passport from a country on good diplomatic terms with the ukraine
01:09:50.960
so it's legit sounds like fuck man that's fucked that'd be crazy yeah it sounds pretty legit uh we
01:10:03.200
encourage influencers academics politicians and journalists to join the team our trip is designed
01:10:09.280
to give our team members a sense of war and its physical and psychological effects and an understanding
01:10:15.760
of the situation on the ground in eastern ukraine we just skirt this is the fucking dumbest we
01:10:24.000
discourage adrenaline seekers what the fuck are you if you're going to fucking visit a war zone
01:10:30.960
war zone yeah yeah right they're looking for that seems pretty adrenaline seeking to me
01:10:37.760
fucking retarded it says there's nothing wrong with extreme this is a sentence i never thought i'd
01:10:53.840
fucking say there's nothing wrong with extreme war tourism but that's not what we do
01:11:01.920
how the fuck is war tourism even a thing first of all well yeah it says uh we will be we will be
01:11:13.280
storming no russian trenches nor waving red flags at russian snipers well that's good to know
01:11:22.960
what about drum obviously you gotta sign a liability waiver oh yeah that's this amazing all right does
01:11:31.040
this say like who the fuck is actually there is an email
01:11:51.600
well they're they're in the money over there man they're fucking they're selling the ammo
01:11:56.400
why choose us insightful local guide authentic cultural
01:12:07.680
oh and apparently they've already done a few tours because there's like testimonials
01:12:14.080
thumbs up are they real like sophie richardson here says the experience was eye-opening and the
01:12:20.240
team at the front line provided an informative and safe journey through the conflict zones highly recommended
01:12:34.080
i think this is like this is just wild though it's insane
01:12:47.520
well i'm sure putin already has plenty of spies and
01:12:54.000
it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't say who exactly runs this though
01:13:02.640
it just gives the email which is tours at frontline
01:13:09.520
what doesn't sound like a tour you might come back from you probably not likely to come back from that
01:13:16.320
then they're not liable you're just an idiot you could pay the money to go die
01:13:19.360
i don't know there's testimonial well of course there is yeah from box i just can't believe how
01:13:28.320
well that's that's how that's what makes it sound legit right
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if it was free you'd be like no let's you're just volunteering now
01:13:43.280
okay okay so well i'm curious what they're considering the front lines because it does
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say like they're not gonna go to any trenches or anything but it says you will be in a war zone
01:13:55.040
and near to and sometimes at the red line so very real and unavoidable dangers exist we won't be visiting
01:14:02.240
trenches or coming within right if a range of active battles but this but this close to the front lines
01:14:09.520
are always dangers of one sort or another so we encourage members to bring level four body armor
01:14:17.280
and a ballistic helmet like who the fuck just has that laying around well it's not going to help
01:14:21.920
anyways because all those guys be prepared to buy them you can buy them okay well you get hit by a
01:14:28.000
fucking drone with explosive yeah well you can buy them for a thousand dollars
01:14:33.120
yeah well artillery shell is not going to fucking stop it or it's not going to stop our artillery shell
01:14:38.000
that's like most of them are getting blown up by fucking drones from above fd drones and shit
01:14:43.760
um it's it's not the bullets you need to be worried about it's the big it's the big boom
01:14:48.080
booms that's going to fucking get you and no amount of fucking vests is going to help you man
01:14:52.240
fucking stupid they do have a phone number as well so if anybody would like to call
01:14:59.520
i kind of want it uh i guess the number one and then two five zero five four zero
01:15:08.000
two three three three three let's call them up all right
01:15:14.160
why i still want to call that number but i'll get in trouble because it's probably long distance
01:15:18.800
i don't like getting shit wouldn't be worth the money
01:15:23.760
like if it costs 10 bucks to make that phone call it's fucking worth it
01:15:29.760
you never know though it could be why it could be the best trip of your life chris
01:15:40.400
like there's uh there's pictures of like back extreme
01:15:45.040
when there was a well the crimean war which is in around the same fucking area
01:15:49.280
people used to sit on hilltops and from a distance and that was like a picnic for them and
01:15:54.000
they'd sit and watch the battle unfold down in the valley underneath them and shit right
01:15:59.120
and same with uh um when the dutch and the english were fighting battles in the
01:16:04.080
the english channel and we'll be on the beach fucking watching these battles go on and shit
01:16:09.360
it was a picnic man it was a day out oh let's go watch people die okay
01:16:16.480
really 250 is wall bang i'm well maybe they do have a canadian office uh that's probably strange
01:16:27.120
fuck i want to call that if it's in canada i can call it
01:16:31.200
here let me call that number let's fucking let's do it let's do it what's the number again back to it
01:16:38.800
uh just give me a sec i closed it so i gotta go back to it i'm assuming it's long distance i'll have
01:16:44.240
one first right yeah um okay so one two five zero
01:17:27.440
hi you uh offering tours oh well it's not so much a tour as an exploratory trip yes
01:17:35.060
exploratory trip yeah well it sounds like a trip that's for damn sure i'm sorry it's
01:17:41.020
that sounds like a hell of a trip for sure oh yeah for sure i've been on it myself so
01:17:45.940
so it's real oh yeah it's kind of a life-changing experience i would think
01:17:52.360
yep oh man i just wow i just kind of blows my mind so people have actually gone there and done
01:18:00.760
this and came back without with all their limbs and shit or what oh yeah well i mean we're not out
01:18:05.260
in the trenches you know fighting russians it's um essentially we land in poland because the
01:18:11.500
airspace in ukraine is closed and then uh take a bus into lviv which is in the western part
01:18:17.600
of ukraine and uh spend some time at the field of mars which is a very new graveyard that's full
01:18:25.540
of that's quite a humbling experience too yeah and then uh take an 18-hour trip well it may not be 18
01:18:32.120
hours it may be 16 hours um into kharkiv i don't know if you're familiar with the geography there
01:18:38.000
a little bit now by now yes yeah um into kharkiv and and that's on the sort of upper part of the front
01:18:45.200
line um the russians are about 30 miles away and they they're shelling the city yeah uh we stay in
01:18:53.100
pretty pretty secure locations um and then move down across the front line visiting uh you know
01:19:00.280
kramatorsk um um zaporitsa um viko live at the end and then kursan which is you know 10 minutes from
01:19:10.780
the well i mean you can look at the russians from there yeah well i'm very familiar with the map
01:19:16.600
what's going on over there man um okay that sounds pretty damn close to the hot zone to me oh no it
01:19:22.680
is i mean there's no question about it there's there's definitely some danger but you're traveling
01:19:28.300
with experienced military personnel so it's not like you know it's not like you're wearing a hawaiian
01:19:34.260
shirt and pictures and well they're shooting at you you kind of may as well wear a hawaiian shirt
01:19:39.680
because a vest isn't going to help you with it with a drone if the drone hit you you're fucked right
01:19:43.440
well yeah but you can't really do that and get through the reason these guys are you know former
01:19:50.240
sas and and uh they've been in country for quite some time and there are all sorts of blockades all
01:19:56.460
around the place and if you don't look like you might be in the military
01:19:59.980
um or associated in some way with the military they're not going to let you through
01:20:05.020
right yeah so yeah it's a real thing and uh wow man what you're you're in canada i'm i'm from
01:20:15.060
canada yeah i'm in canada i'm in bc okay cool i'm in ontario oh yeah oh man oh well thanks for
01:20:22.860
thanks for answering man i wasn't i wasn't sure if it was a real thing or not man oh i know i know it's
01:20:28.640
it's uh no it's definitely a real thing wow cool well right all right man well cheers bud have
01:20:35.860
yourself a great day you too you too man what holy fuck that's fucking real jesus what the actual
01:20:58.100
jesus man that's no don't anybody ever do that let's don't fucking give them your money he was just
01:21:06.540
so comfortable with yeah because they've been doing this there's people that are probably spending
01:21:11.900
money there's rich people that are fucking weird and they're going off and doing this shit
01:21:15.380
fuck man that's that's what ukraine's all about the weirdest part is the way he answered
01:21:22.080
though like it's not like he was like hi fucking frontline ukraine tour it was just hi
01:21:28.620
i'm sure maybe he doesn't get a whole lot of calls
01:21:34.860
why is he in canada where it's registered to if it's a business or personal if this is run by
01:21:41.920
something or someone like who is this run by like how is this he said like special forces and shit
01:21:48.700
like ex-military personnel what the fuck yeah taking you through yeah what are you talking about
01:22:09.640
he's probably calling me back to see if it was my number
01:22:18.000
because now i'm gonna get shit because it's my number comes up on his phone for fuck's sake
01:22:21.340
fucking sas guy showing up my house fucking uh chris is on a watch
01:22:27.800
you're the one to call without blocking your number
01:22:31.600
i didn't block my number i just fucking called him up
01:22:39.180
how many fucking lists do i have to be on for fuck's sakes
01:23:30.560
no i saw that today and i was just like what the fuck
01:24:26.220
i feel like there's probably the only list he's not on is santa's list
01:24:38.620
he was on lc stream last night with some broad getting naked and passing out so
01:24:43.760
freestyle invite them in for a beer and then grill them
01:24:59.580
i sent it to jeremy told him if uh him and morgan need a new vacation spot
01:25:23.820
like if you guys need another spot to go vacation here you go bud
01:26:09.760
yeah i i don't know it's just i was flipping through some facebook reels and then all of a sudden that thing popped up and i was like wait a minute and i had to check it out
01:26:24.640
if they hey they're it's they're making money people are seeing what they need to see see it
01:26:30.360
i can see it just fine from here i don't go over there and see it
01:26:36.540
i'll just i'll just look at the videos i don't need to pay fucking thirty thousand dollars to go and potentially die
01:26:53.340
i feel like johnny would be a better person to send there
01:26:58.840
well he'll escalate the war you might end the war if you go over there sarah
01:27:03.340
uh johnny would escalate it hey never never mind lampoon vacation
01:27:09.660
yeah let's go i'm in national lampoons ukraine vacation
01:27:21.020
that there's a there's an ai cover you can do an ai cover for that man someone should do an ai cover for that national lampoons ukraine vacation
01:27:28.060
the water park no i'm just gonna honestly i'm just gonna fill a swimming pool with jello and i'm gonna kick his ass that's it that's what's gonna happen
01:27:41.140
i'm just gonna fucking roundhouse him and it'll be over
01:27:51.120
it's not the kind of wrestling that i wanted to do
01:27:53.440
all right once in the chat if you'll pay to watch me kick johnny's ass
01:27:57.880
i feel like people would pay to watch me watch that live streams
01:28:10.960
only only if we make enough to go to the ukraine
01:28:19.160
i would i would pay i would pay some money to send you to the ukraine
01:28:31.800
i would make something horrible except for you have a child
01:28:38.420
no you wouldn't be able to live stream anything
01:28:41.020
you can probably record but you wouldn't be able to play anything until you get back to canada
01:28:49.340
you probably wouldn't even be allowed to have a phone
01:28:52.320
yeah i don't i feel like maybe having a phone is probably
01:28:55.260
like i feel like yeah recording that's probably not the best idea because again
01:28:59.240
it's not you're in a war zone so they can see you
01:29:01.600
there's a lot of guys on both sides that are dead because of their cell phones and shit like
01:29:05.400
tiktok and then fucking showing pictures and shit
01:29:08.000
yeah because they have heat signatures and shit right
01:29:14.180
oh what was it that fucking uh we will not be divided what's his name uh shia labeouf used to fly this flag
01:29:20.640
and uh 4chan guys used to track it down no matter where it was like
01:29:25.180
so one time it was a flag it was just a flag in the sky and there was no landmarks around but they used the stars to find out where the fucking flag was man
01:29:38.220
it's in wild the shit that they can do to figure it out
01:29:40.380
yeah they can geolocate your fucking pinpoint exactly where you are man just with a picture
01:29:44.940
i feel like we could crowdfund to send some jeeps over the front line and not buy them any of the the armor
01:29:59.180
they're not smart enough and they don't have the cell preservation so that'd be
01:30:06.020
all right we should find some people with ukraine flags in their bios and send them
01:30:15.440
oh gonzalo lira yeah man fuck that guy fuck he was awesome man
01:30:22.320
there's a couple other youtubers i was following too one guy was a expat
01:30:29.500
him and that masha girl used to drive around and bring aid to uh
01:30:33.180
the donbass and stuff and i'm pretty sure they're dead now i have a they're off
01:30:37.500
they're no longer online so i'm assuming they're dead
01:30:41.180
but they weren't combatants they were just bringing aid to you know the elderly and shit
01:30:46.180
but yeah they're probably they probably got droned when they're they're fucking old russian van that they had
01:31:06.900
might as well move on to the racist portion of the program
01:31:16.500
yeah maybe we're advertising for him it's all good
01:31:25.460
uh the mexicans in the uh in the states that are worried about deportation
01:31:32.640
um that they just they just don't want the help from
01:31:40.200
for what's happening right now with mexican people
01:31:47.320
don't come to us for help because we're not helping
02:48:20.480
or they didn't say that it's at the same height at the same height would it would still wouldn't
02:48:25.480
have been great but you would have missed it by quite a bit could have been a thousand feet higher
02:48:29.540
it could have been 200 feet lower but it was exactly at the same height and somebody should
02:48:34.300
have been able to point that out so all of this is going to be studied but it just seems to me
02:48:39.360
from a couple of words that i like to use the words common sense uh some really bad things
02:48:47.940
happened and some things happened that shouldn't have happened so you had a helicopter going in
02:48:54.740
identical direction you had a helicopter that was at the exact same height as somebody going in
02:49:01.960
essentially the opposite direction you had a plane that was following a track which is a track that
02:49:07.420
every other plane followed and i i don't imagine i know i've heard today that they might have been
02:49:13.940
following the preceding plane which was pretty close but not that close uh the preceding plane but
02:49:19.460
you wouldn't have even been able to see that because of the direction that the helicopter was
02:49:23.220
coming in at so you had a uh confluence of of bad decisions that were made and uh you have
02:49:32.420
people that lost their lives violently lost their lives uh we're going to take a few questions i'd like
02:49:40.880
to ask our new secretary of transportation to say a few words sean duffy great gentleman just started
02:49:47.420
it's uh not your fault and i know you agree with me very strongly on intellect and uh even psychological
02:49:56.020
well-being of of the air traffic control such an important position and i think i can't emphasize
02:50:01.780
stronger i changed it when i first ran in 2016 i changed it we had the highest standard that you could
02:50:10.080
have and then they changed it back that was biden to a standard you just i read it to you that was from
02:50:18.940
one of your papers one of the people in this room actually wrote that and then i changed it back a few
02:50:26.280
days ago and uh unfortunately uh that was we'll see uh we don't know that necessarily it's even the
02:50:36.080
controllers fault but one thing we do know there was a lot of vision and people should have been able
02:50:40.840
to see that you know at what point do you stop at what point you say wow that plane's getting
02:50:45.520
a little bit close so this is a tragedy that uh should not have happened please
02:50:50.420
thank you mr president and i would just uh note uh the president's leadership uh has been remarkable
02:50:58.880
during this crisis uh we've had a whole of government response local state
02:51:18.660
well this is where idiocracy gets you like when you're living in idiocracy it's just people
02:51:26.020
planes are gonna fall after covid and they start firing when they start firing firing pilots
02:51:31.560
so for not getting jabbed i knew this shit was still gonna start oh because it gets worse
02:51:35.400
oh fuck am i supposed to open this apparently the staffing well this this is what i'm about to
02:51:43.000
read from oh okay here i'll read from that link uh lee sent okay okay i'll post it right now i'll put
02:51:51.680
yeah so it turns out staffing has always been an issue
02:51:54.940
um and that apparently uh staffing for that particular day was especially a problem
02:52:03.060
yeah so there it is uh it says the uh the internal safety report reviewed by the new york times
02:52:13.060
stated that the number of staff at regan national airport's air traffic control tower was not
02:52:20.480
normal for the time of day and volume of traffic the controller in the tower wednesday evening was
02:52:27.120
handling both helicopters in the airport's vicinity as well as instructing plan planes that were departing
02:52:34.800
and landing on the airport's runways the outlet noted that those jobs are typically assigned to two
02:52:41.520
controllers so there was one guy doing the work of two
02:52:54.560
many of them are working six days a week and 10 hours a day
02:52:59.280
and it does it does want to say that they've been typically understaffed uh like they only have 19
02:53:04.880
controllers total and uh it's also saying how a lot of them have to work like fucking 10 hours
02:53:24.080
it's like they always create these perfect storms right yeah
02:53:28.640
all the swiss cheese model of training exercise would understand for our
02:53:46.320
but it's just it's even more brutal though when you consider the fact that it's like it almost seems
02:53:51.840
like they're just intentionally dismantling these things to allow it to happen right
02:53:55.600
yeah exactly that's what the whole dei thing i don't know maybe maybe it was just you know
02:54:01.280
somebody was sick and they just did because we always had we always had that swiss cheese
02:54:06.160
model of fucking bullshit if you ever look up look up can you bring that up jeremy what the
02:54:10.320
fuck's his name jamie can you bring that up the swiss cheese model man it's like a three-minute clip
02:54:15.680
if you just type in swiss cheese model it'll show you the rest and then they'll bring it up
02:54:19.920
and it shows you like how fucking accidents happen it's like layers of you have to go through a lot of
02:54:26.000
layers like we have like redundancy department of redundancy department so we don't have accidents
02:54:31.280
on purpose when you have merit-based hired people people who know what the fuck they're doing
02:54:35.840
for an accident to happen you have to have a whole lot of stupid
02:54:39.360
shit to go down not just one sometimes it's just one thing but usually it's like not just one thing
02:54:44.240
oh yeah there's one thing then there's another thing there's something else oh and then there
02:54:48.480
was a pilot fucking didn't have enough sleep that night like it's just all the factors add up and
02:54:53.360
it's the swiss cheese model and then you have dead people and dei is definitely part of that
02:55:03.280
fuckers videos swiss cheese model yeah it's a good analogy it's a bubblegum it's a gumball
02:55:12.400
all right chill chill i got it all right got it relax settle down settle down
02:55:19.760
what do you got what do you got skadoosh yeah what do you got now james reason's swiss cheese model
02:55:26.720
is a simple metaphor to visualize how patient harm happens based on a system's approach this metaphor
02:55:32.800
shows us that in a complex healthcare system errors are prevented by a series of defenses
02:55:38.240
barriers and safeguards represented by slices of cheese each slice acts as a defense against things
02:55:44.800
going wrong ideally all slices should remain intact but each barrier has unintended weaknesses
02:55:51.120
or holes which are inconsistent and are constantly opening shutting and moving hence the similarity with
02:55:57.360
swiss cheese if an error occurs and breaks through a hole in one slice it isn't a big problem it doesn't
02:56:03.760
usually result in a bad outcome but sometimes the holes line up in multiple slices meaning all the
02:56:10.320
defense layers have been broken when all holes are momentarily aligned it brings hazards into contact
02:56:16.080
with patients and causes them harm the holes in the defenses arise for two reasons active failures
02:56:23.840
and latent conditions active failures are unsafe acts committed by people who are in direct contact
02:56:31.440
with the patient or system they take a variety of forms and violations active failures have a direct
02:56:40.720
and usually short-lived effect on the integrity of the defenses slips occur when a correct plan is made
02:56:47.760
but is incorrectly executed for example you meant to drive to the airport but went into mental autopilot
02:56:53.920
and took the route to work instead lapses occur when a step of the plan is omitted or forgotten
02:57:01.120
for example you meant to set an alarm but forgot so you overslept
02:57:04.880
mistakes occur due to misinterpretation of relevant rules for example you interpreted your flight check-in
02:57:18.240
violations occur when a person knows the rules but doesn't follow them not with any intention to cause
02:57:23.520
harm but to save time or complete a priority task for example you were late for your flight and drove in
02:57:30.240
excess of the speed limit the police stopped you resulting in a delay latent conditions are hidden
02:57:37.440
in the design and working of the system environment or equipment they may lie dormant in the system
02:57:43.360
until they combine with an active failure to create an opportunity for harm to occur
02:57:49.200
latent conditions can cause some of the opening and closing holes in defenses through ineffective training
02:57:54.640
inadequate supervision ineffective communications and inadequate staffing long lasting holes and defenses
02:58:05.120
can be caused by ineffective equipment unworkable procedures and poor design of devices equipment or supplies
02:58:14.320
the systems approach demonstrated by reason swiss cheese model regards failure as an inevitable result of
02:58:20.160
human systems and believes that countermeasures should be based on the idea that we cannot change
02:58:25.200
the human condition but we can change the conditions under which humans work
02:58:30.880
DEI hiring right it's a it's poisoning the well man it's deliberate poisoning the well yeah it makes sense yep
02:58:48.240
let's see get to the final destination part that's funny
02:58:53.920
all right i'm trying to find the passenger manifest
02:58:58.960
as well so you guys talk amongst yourselves while i do some
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yeah i'll show that we wanted well i've seen that one before there's a better one than that
02:59:11.680
got some cheese with that wine well you can do stuff too you can look it up on your youtube
02:59:19.280
humor yeah i can't even comment it says post comments i can't
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i can't edit a destination you can post comments but you can put it in the chat or you can present
02:59:28.720
oh i tried it already you can share a screen yeah okay yeah oh hit present down on the bottom
02:59:40.000
oh okay cool he knows how to use stringer i didn't know i could present
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what do you probably shouldn't tell me these things because now i'll go find something
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uh okay so there was an update on what you probably shouldn't have told him no
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because now okay all right where listen you got anybody important listen listen
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i'm not the psycho here oh listen why does everything have to be under a paywall blame me
03:00:23.200
i don't know man i don't know what the is going on all right i feel bad for the families
03:00:29.280
of those people that's a that's man like you're almost you're almost at the airport like you were
03:00:33.680
this close to that was a long trip they made there they could see the airport it's like yay i'm almost
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there holy right some people are probably even you know well they have to be strapped in because they're
03:00:42.720
landing but i mean people were just sitting there you know do i have everything am i good
03:00:49.600
you could have been that guy that had the fucking porter come up and ask him
03:01:00.240
that just that sucks man fucking okay so there's a bunch of names here okay here we go i got something
03:01:11.840
all right anybody we know what we know about the victims of the dc plane crash this is just
03:01:22.160
from a couple hours ago no survivors are expected the big picture while the cause of the crash remains
03:01:27.520
unknown details are slowly emerging about the victims aboard the aircraft so american eagle flight
03:01:32.800
number five three four two had 64 people on board while the helicopter was carrying three soldiers john
03:01:39.120
donnelly chief of dc fire ems said at a press conference thursday morning that 28 bodies have
03:01:44.000
so far been recovered from the potomac river state of play the flight was on route from wichita kansas
03:01:51.040
to washington dc when it collided with the helicopter officials said thursday that there had been nothing
03:01:56.800
unusual about the flight paths for each aircraft blah blah blah so the united association of union plumbers
03:02:03.600
and pipe fitters confirmed thursday that four of its members were aboard the american airlines flight
03:02:08.320
though it did not reveal the victim's identities uh loudon county public schools confirmed thursday
03:02:13.440
that multiple victims were former lcps students fairfax county public schools similarly said it had
03:02:19.760
lost members of its community in the incident u.s figure skating confirmed in the statement that
03:02:24.560
several members of its community had been aboard the airplane including athletes coaches and family
03:02:30.240
members and american airline flight attendants were based out of charlotte so uh the skating club
03:02:38.480
of boston conference yeah so to the best of their knowledge skaters were aboard the flight returning home
03:02:46.880
from a development camp put on by the u.s figure skating in wichita of the 14 six people were affiliated with
03:02:53.680
the club two coaches oh my god okay so here's what we know about the victim so far so two russian skaters
03:03:04.320
the pair were married and former world champions from 1994 uh and their son
03:03:12.960
was not on the plane was not on the plane okay so jinahan and jinhan uh athletes
03:03:24.160
and the mother spencer lane and christine lane so mother and skater aina volanskaya
03:03:36.080
uh virginia uh virginia representative suhas ramayan um she was a coach at the figure skating club
03:03:46.480
the volanskaya was a coach sam william was a pilot
03:03:59.280
uh crew member michael stovall and jesse pitcher hunting trip with friends in kansas all right so
03:04:12.560
go deeper tanya harding no tanya harding right that's this theory it's a tanya the whole thing
03:04:19.760
was a tanya harding so no flight recorders have been recovered i don't know if it's mechanical
03:04:27.040
not yet no they haven't recovered that yet they're still recovering bodies yeah it's all about the
03:04:32.880
bodies first they'll get the boxes later they know where they're at so it was a training exercise out
03:04:37.360
of port valvore virginia that's why the military aircraft what remains unclear is why the military
03:04:43.040
aircraft did not divert from its path and collided with the jet why are you training in a flight
03:04:48.400
path man off near an airport go train somewhere else you had all that space out there to
03:04:53.200
train train what are you training there for what can it is
03:05:01.360
yeah huh there you go no huh so there you go so they do they are releasing some of the names so i guess that's
03:05:16.880
uh huh huh there we go so russian i think we figured it out it's clearly tanya harding i guess
03:05:29.200
chinese so it's tanya harding okay no that's that's just it hadn't made no the whole thing was
03:05:36.000
incompetence in my opinion the whole thing was in the college high hires it's fucking uh you said overworked
03:05:42.080
staff that they're fucking because people are cheap we know what companies are like people are
03:05:47.280
fucking cheap and they're hiring fucking jeets to drive transport now because company people who have
03:05:52.720
money who are in charge of things are cheap cunts and they hire fucking anybody they can do the job
03:05:58.880
i'll hire three monkeys if it's cheaper than one fucking uh incompetent person
03:06:02.800
yeah it's like monkeys on typewriters if you get enough of them they'll actually
03:06:08.240
fucking type out shakespeare jesus i just i still just don't understand how the pilot of the helicopter
03:06:15.760
doesn't do any type of evasive maneuver whatsoever that that's the part that baffles me right like
03:06:21.760
you literally flew straight into that fucking plane how do you not see it yeah unless like
03:06:28.000
he unless he's totally looking down his instruments because he's doing ifr or whatever he's doing
03:06:31.600
instrument readings and not vfr which is visual so he's probably looking at his instruments
03:06:36.800
learning maybe they're talking and maybe they're like they're training too at the same time there's
03:06:41.120
a good possibility they weren't paying attention it looked like somebody was on your cell phone and went
03:06:44.880
oh there's a plane yeah like get off your phone yeah just
03:06:52.080
yeah just it seems very strange right because when you watch the video and then you watch like the flight
03:06:56.640
pass it's like i just don't understand how as the pilot of that helicopter you don't see that plane
03:07:03.360
coming and think well maybe i should go higher or you know something look at who the military is hiring
03:07:11.440
they're hiring practices lately like i know there's been a lot of maverick cowboy in the
03:07:15.680
military in the past man like we were reckless and do stupid they're always paying attention
03:07:21.600
but the who they're hiring now and who's who's in the military now is like a whole different
03:07:27.200
fucking yeah pink hairs and fucking fruits and tampons in the washrooms and shit man that's who's
03:07:32.960
behind the fucking wheel now right we're giving definitely that's definitely and things to fly and
03:07:40.720
things that that shoot and go pew pew right here you go for pink haired fucking weirdo whatever gender you
03:07:46.720
are here here's a gun here's a helicopter here's a jet off you go yeah don't kill anybody jesus man
03:07:56.240
that just made me think i'll be right back where are you going now fuck man oh sarah's just doing i know
03:08:07.920
can we go back to titty fucking talk or what no no we already said no i said we were
03:08:12.640
talking about that you just i'm not doing that you couldn't do it with champagne titties champagne
03:08:17.680
cup titties listen there's no other people's titties and getting fucked because i mean i have
03:08:25.120
no pearl necklace have you ever had a pearl necklace i'm sure you have i am not answering that
03:08:32.800
sorry i need supervision where johnny go god damn it you do need supervision i'm not talking about
03:08:39.760
that stuff especially not on a thursday afternoon i mean it's still way too early in the day for your
03:08:45.440
shit i know that probably not in your world but definitely in my world anyway is it snowing down
03:08:52.560
there or no no it's sunny it's nice oh okay looks a little bit sunny out there but cold it's pretty
03:09:00.480
sunny and clear yeah it's pretty chilly i still have to fix the door oh gee i got that yeah i got the
03:09:09.280
uh uh the latch stuck so i have to get i have to like daisy duke it or uh oh take the door right
03:09:21.600
off you mean no i just i just leave the window down and get it that way or i just uh hop in the back and
03:09:28.880
then pull her oh no i can't get the i know it's i think it um i think that the there maybe when i
03:09:42.080
kicked it because i couldn't get it open i think maybe when i kicked it i kicked it in such a spot
03:09:48.480
that the latch is now like the lock latch is like stuck because when you push it it's like there's
03:09:54.880
resistance so if i try and use the key i'm gonna like snap the key in half and if i try and like
03:10:00.560
use the inside lock at the same time like try and fuck with it it's there's like serious resistance so
03:10:11.680
fuck man let's say like this is a mechanism what guys do like this back in the day if a neighbor had
03:10:18.160
his fucking hood up in this driveway and he was fighting around with his car
03:10:22.960
all the other guys around would see that go everybody everybody would hover to the car
03:10:28.080
what's going on over here what problem you got doors not closing and they would all figure it out
03:10:33.680
before you do it like they just change the motor and the tires and the brakes and totally i feel like
03:10:39.280
if i just went outside with like you know a sundress on and opened the hood of the jeep i feel like
03:10:44.640
someone would come over and help me yes i also have it doesn't always work so but it used to be
03:10:52.960
like you know like uh that's what guys would do like they'd they love trying to figure out problems
03:10:57.840
and like what's going on about why it won't work so everybody wants to feel smart like ah i fixed it
03:11:02.480
see look at that look at me you know what it's funny i had uh someone for uh quite some time who
03:11:11.280
looked after me and my vehicle quite well so i was very lucky to have someone to look after my vehicle
03:11:16.880
that was that's for sure because i'm not very good at that well but now i can't on my own
03:11:25.360
yeah i don't talk to my brother a lot anymore but i also don't drive anymore either but
03:11:29.360
i used to recommend him do a lot of friends of mine like if you want to get a mechanic like that's the
03:11:33.840
guy right yeah yeah i definitely need to no you need to everybody should like make friends with your
03:11:42.400
mechanic be friends with them like bake them a cake and some cookies or whatever they like
03:11:47.680
and at this point with my jeep i need to marry a mechanic
03:11:58.720
my jeep is listed for sale so hopefully somebody decides to buy it
03:12:03.680
great yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't yeah jeeps there's g people that love that man they're all over that
03:12:09.840
stuff yeah totally i think it's a thing it is it's a jeep thing and i'm not a jeep person i just
03:12:16.400
legitimately i just it it's not realistic for me anymore it was good when i had my dogs and all that
03:12:22.560
kind of stuff but now i just need like i need like a jetta or a golf or something you know i just want a
03:12:29.920
nice little diesel anyway when uh island jason just bought a brand new um volkswagen i can't remember
03:12:38.320
what kind it was though yeah i think he got a t1 or something right i have no idea i don't know the
03:12:43.520
next and models anymore man at all they all look the same to me now they're all european looking weird
03:12:51.440
boxy looking yeah oh i can't open that on if it's on my instagram because it's not connected to my
03:13:02.320
computer i don't know how to do it yeah i have to send it to john
03:13:26.000
tam i don't know how to open something on my computer
03:13:35.760
yeah but i'm not going to be able to play it my laptop's shit oh okay well terrible
03:13:48.880
that's why i had to go off camera because i was going to download a song
03:13:52.880
it's like not gonna be able to do that with it although i think i might actually fix the problem
03:13:58.480
though i oh yeah some space too and deleted the oversight okay good it's you're a little bit less
03:14:06.320
laggy now so that's helpful yeah a little bit anyway yeah yeah a little bit this is better than
03:14:16.640
uh live maybe somewhere else okay so i'm supposed to look this up okay one second i'll look it up
03:14:37.600
i got something can only play it for like briefly but and that's it but uh go ahead what are you
03:14:44.560
talking about do you not know where you are you're in the jungle baby yeah you can play whatever you
03:14:52.560
want we're not on youtube you want a little bit of it so you can play the whole thing let's go be a man
03:15:30.000
And she didn't have to listen to what she had to say.
03:15:43.440
The song that comes to mind sometimes, but not last night.
03:15:57.020
I know, but people don't think about that when they hear that song.
03:16:00.940
I think about that every time I hear that song.
03:16:02.920
I'm like, okay, I know what you're talking about.
03:16:22.380
There's so many images there that I don't even know where to go with it,
03:17:22.820
Vancouver police are on the scene after a shooting in the downtown east side.
03:17:56.180
Yeah, the conversation changes very quickly around here.
03:18:01.740
Apparently it's unisex jewelry according to Bad Hat.
03:18:13.100
Chris could wear a pearl necklace if he wanted to.
03:18:26.320
Maybe that's why Rachel Gilmore is such a pearl clutcher.
03:18:56.240
Speaking of Rachel Gilmore, apparently she did a video on the Operation Ensign.
03:19:00.440
Apparently she's not happy that we're trying to bring the old flag back.
03:19:13.700
Oh, I don't know how to find the video because she's just a tart.
03:19:22.100
I saw these people fucked up on the, uh, they show all our pictures and shit, man.
03:19:29.120
Like, why don't we go to, why don't we go and fucking dox all Antipa's fucking faces
03:19:33.180
and put them on the internet and see what happens?
03:19:43.500
But I mean, also, like, what the fuck do they, where do they get off doing that shit?
03:19:51.580
Because they're emotionally stunted losers, right?
03:19:54.280
They freak out and, and the only thing that they can do is lash out and try and fucking
03:19:58.740
get you fired or do something because they just can't fucking fathom the fact that somebody
03:20:10.680
But I mean, if we were in the States, we could sue.
03:20:14.300
You can still sue, but you have to know who they are, right?
03:20:23.340
And technically speaking, doxing isn't, like, there are some, some legalities around it.
03:20:44.640
I'll just share it with you guys so you can see what I have to look at.
03:20:48.400
It's not like they updated Google Maps to include the crash site, though.
03:20:58.020
So, does she have, like, a thing where she has her videos or whatever?
03:21:05.280
I mean, it's got to, it has to be somewhat recent, anyway.
03:21:40.100
Now, you might be asking yourself, where in the United States did this happen?
03:21:47.960
Just in case you were enjoying a little superiority complex watching our neighbors to the south
03:21:52.660
I reached out to the local RCMP who told me they responded to the scene.
03:21:56.440
And they identified and spoke to the three individuals, but no arrests were made.
03:22:03.760
Now, they did tell me that they are still investigating the incident and they are liaising
03:22:09.920
But they also told me that they need witnesses who actually saw this happen, especially those
03:22:18.620
But in case these Nazi salutes weren't enough of a red flag for you, let me give you a little
03:22:23.000
education and recognizing the other symbols that these guys were using.
03:22:26.980
And that way you can tell if someone in your social circles has been wink, wink, nudge,
03:22:34.560
This was the flag that Canada used until it was replaced by the Maple Leaf one in 1965.
03:22:41.060
I mean, this was the flag that the Canadian troops used when they literally fought Nazis in
03:22:48.900
And in this case, many of them have taken on the Red Ensign as a symbol.
03:22:53.000
There's actually a really great piece in the National Post of All Places, published in 2017.
03:22:58.380
It describes how white supremacists basically see this flag as representing a time when Canada
03:23:06.180
Or as some of those kinds of guys would say it, European.
03:23:09.400
I guess they're careful to go far back, but not too far back into this land's history.
03:23:13.880
Because if they did that, they'd have to acknowledge that, um, they're immigrants too.
03:23:18.000
Anyways, the Red Ensign as a symbol of these far-right groups isn't necessarily a fringe thing.
03:23:24.360
This was the flag that the Proud Boys, which are now a designated terrorist entity in Canada,
03:23:33.160
On top of that, when a white supremacist and the founder of the Canadian Nazi Party
03:23:37.100
ran for municipal office in 2014, he flew the Red Ensign at his home.
03:23:42.860
...and white socialist Paul Trump campaigned to have the Red Ensign returned as Canada...
03:23:59.440
Also, can we just point out the fact that, guys, Rachel got a shirt.
03:24:21.480
I think that was the giant tiger in the men's section, those rock and roll shirts that
03:24:41.000
I love, too, though, how she mentions the fact that that's the flag that we fought the Nazis
03:24:45.160
under, but also negates to mention the fact that while we were fighting the Nazis under
03:24:50.540
that flag, we were also saying zero Jews were too many when they came to our shores.
03:25:05.440
And at the time that we used that flag, we actually had a ranking system on who we would
03:25:16.240
So, top of the list, most desirable, Western European and Americans.
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Bottom of that list were Jews, Greeks, Italians, and the Blacks.
03:25:31.100
And there was actually a point in time where it was discussed that we would just simply
03:25:37.500
ban Black people from being able to immigrate to Canada, but apparently that never actually
03:25:44.100
Well, there was a lot of Italian immigration back in the day when things were booming and
03:25:52.880
It's always a labor shortage when there's a boom.
03:25:56.580
Well, some got in, but for, like, because I know, as an example, my grandpa, he came
03:26:04.220
Now, that would have been before this ranking system disappeared.
03:26:08.560
Some did manage to get in, but it was in, I want to say, it might be 63.
03:26:19.120
But it was after Diefenbaker did the Bill of Rights.
03:26:23.380
And because in the Bill of Rights he had stated that we couldn't discriminate on race, the
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woman that he had as the head of immigration went and changed the immigration laws to eliminate
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that whole, like, ranking of people and just kind of open it up to everybody.
03:26:43.320
And fun fact, since that happened, it is the South Asian and Muslim demographic that has
03:27:01.720
Back when, back in those days, it was, because originally it was straight up, there was the
03:27:07.840
It was lumber, fisheries, shipbuilding, mining.
03:27:15.060
They would take Italians, they would take Portuguese, they didn't take black people, it didn't matter.
03:27:21.300
Those were, those are, like, some of them are highly skilled jobs, actually.
03:27:25.580
You can't just go, you're not just going down in a hole and digging a hole.
03:27:28.660
You have to know what you're fucking doing, right?
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You have to know how to use the tools and how to, you know, be an apprentice and blah,
03:27:35.780
Yeah, but even, even when they were bringing Chinese in for the railroad, they were, they
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had, like, a Chinese head tax, because they were trying to prevent Chinese from coming
03:27:55.320
Yeah, before we were all taken over by Chinese and their government.
03:28:00.820
But it's just, it's kind of funny to me, it's like, in a matter of, say, five, maybe four
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or five years, the groundwork was laid to destroy the Canadian identity, right?
03:28:13.400
Because you had the Diefenbaker government who opened up immigration, and then you have
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the Lester Pearson government that went and changed the flag and the anthem.
03:28:28.740
And when was the Avro Arrow, at around the same time?
03:28:37.660
Yeah, it would have been around the same time, actually, yes, because that's the reason I
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believe that Diefenbaker locked the election to Pearson.
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Because Diefenbaker came in in the late 50s, which, funny enough, it's the Conservatives have
03:28:53.800
They just kind of gave her, like, a show position at first.
03:28:58.520
Then when he won his second term, that's when he moved her to the immigration.
03:29:04.780
And then, yeah, so I'm thinking it must have been the early 60s there that the Avro must
03:29:09.160
have been happening, because I'm pretty sure that was a big reason as to why Lester B.
03:29:14.740
And then, yeah, Pearson came in, and for years, Pearson had been trying to get that fucking
03:29:20.500
stupid flag of his, the Pearson pennant, as they like to refer to it.
03:29:26.720
One that was, like, the three maple leaves in the middle and then two blue bars on the
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And nobody fucking liked it, so ended up with the...
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Like, those two decisions, I think, are what really helped to just kill any national identity
03:29:57.480
Because after that, what was our national identity?
03:30:02.880
That was literally the Canadian identity, which is not even an identity.
03:30:07.500
That's just where we fucking go to eat and drink our coffee, what sport we play.
03:30:57.360
You changed the anthem and the flag right at the same time.
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So we went from the Maple Leaf Forever, which, by the way, I think is a better anthem.
03:31:07.460
And we changed the red end sign to the Maple Leaf.
03:31:23.720
Every time I hear that Maple Leaf Forever song, I always think of the First World War.
03:31:35.760
There was a Canadian guy, Chris Christie, or something, that used to do...
03:31:44.020
And how, you know, how Vinnie Ryds pretty much made us who we are.
03:31:48.200
It was kind of the pivotal point where our flag meant something.
03:31:55.020
All Canadian divisions all fought together as one.
03:31:59.220
And became stormtroopers and kicked the fucking Germans' ass.
03:32:04.900
Well, and apparently, too, part of the reason Pearson claims that he wanted to change the flag is because...
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Was it the Seven Day War or whatever with Egypt?
03:32:29.140
And Egypt denied us because they saw the Union Jack on the flag and just assumed that there's no way that we could be impartial if we were having a Union Jack on our flag.
03:32:42.600
That and the FLQ crisis as well, because that was another thing that affected that idea, because they wanted to try and bring unity, and especially with Quebec.
03:32:59.500
I don't want the Union Jack on your other, because the Union Jack is fucking kind of like a Jew flag to me anyways.
03:33:06.700
Like, the lion represents England, and Scotland, and Wales, dragons, Wales, and then you get the heart for Ireland, and you get the fleur-de-lis for France.
03:33:19.280
I don't need a big fucking Union Jack right there, man.
03:33:27.520
But in the terms of the fact that the flag is showing the founding, you know what I mean?
03:33:38.240
But that's part of your identity, though, is understanding who founded the country.
03:33:53.400
I don't want to celebrate my landlord anymore, right?
03:33:55.980
Right, but my point is, though, is that a very vast amount of the population would have, you know, that is their heritage.
03:34:03.980
Well, you might as well get rid of the crest, too, then.
03:34:08.900
Because the Union Jack, England, is represented in the crest.
03:34:16.340
I don't want to celebrate my old landlord, right?
03:34:38.640
Again, to me, it's just showing the actual heritage of the country, which you can't deny is a great deal English.
03:34:58.400
I just see it as the point of that flag, right?
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Canada should have its own flag, but not with the Union Jack.
03:35:10.200
But England, the New Brunswick flag has the lion on top.
03:35:15.880
You don't need a lion, a lion, a lion, and then fucking Union Jack.
03:35:27.860
Like, we've gone to rescue those assholes fucking twice now and gave our blood.
03:35:32.920
Oh, 1812, they came over here and shed some blood for us.
03:35:39.120
Yeah, well, we weren't even a country then, really.
03:35:52.460
We might have been better off having not fought 1812 and fucking just gone back.
03:36:10.680
There's, like, thousands of them showed up in St. John that fled the United States because
03:36:23.400
It's thumbing your nose at fucking the United States.
03:36:30.160
Look at St. John used to be a thriving city with trolley cars.
03:36:33.260
And you look at pictures of Canada back in the 1800s.
03:36:36.600
It looked like pictures of the states in the 1800s.
03:36:42.160
But then, after time, Canada looks like a fucking third-world country compared to the states.
03:36:52.880
Over here, we're all on welfare or work for the government.
03:37:01.160
Look at the airports in Canada and the United States.
03:37:05.300
Europe and, yeah, our hospitals, our schools, everything.
03:37:21.080
Nobody gets fired for being a shitty person on their job.
03:37:23.980
They just get fucking replaced and shuffled off somewhere else.
03:37:34.000
See, I told you guys I needed to have my coffee like an hour ago.
03:37:40.980
Well, you yelled at me every time I went off the fucking camera.
03:37:43.860
So I was scared to make a coffee for fuck's sake.
03:37:49.460
I can still hear you, you know, just because I turned the camera off.
03:38:16.000
When you're in a store and you know how there's music playing and stuff?
03:38:19.800
Like, I like when the music plays and I don't have to hear people sing.
03:38:27.980
Like, if I'm in a store, no, customers in the store that are also walking around, don't
03:38:38.340
Nothing annoys me more than when I've been trying to get some old fucking 90s pop music
03:38:45.860
And then all of a sudden I hear some fucking broad singing Paula Abdul behind me and it's
03:39:19.060
It's a square cake so you can, like, roll it or make fucking shapes out of it.
03:39:27.040
Then you can, or cut out circles and then stack.
03:39:29.420
You can make it into dicks and call it a penis butter cake.
03:39:46.780
Are you going to put Reese's Pieces or something in it?
03:39:48.760
Because if I was going to make a peanut butter sheet cake, I feel like I would have to put, like, Reese's Pieces cereal or something in it.
03:40:32.680
So, what is, if you're making a peanut butter cake, if you're diabetic, I don't understand.
03:40:48.300
I feel like there's something private going on in the chat that we don't know about.
03:41:00.900
Yeah, there's far too much estrogen in the chat.
03:41:12.880
Let's get some fucking testosterone in that chat, please.
03:41:28.160
Fuck, letting this turn into some sort of fucking baking moment?
03:42:35.740
Well, I gotta try and fix the fucking sleep schedule here.
03:42:45.620
That's why you have to stay awake until it's normal time to go to sleep.
03:42:49.100
I thought that was gonna work last night when I passed out during edgy, though.
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Pages and spines, books full of fun stories and rhymes.
03:43:53.340
I'll tell you something, buddy, reading books are pretty dang neat now.
03:44:00.880
Grab a couple of books and start a book collection.
03:44:08.160
And you don't never even have to go to a college.
03:44:25.800
I'll bet like Shakespeare, Melville, London, and Austin.
03:44:30.720
Tolkien, Lewis, Lingo, Harry Potter is awesome.
03:44:41.440
Now, books, say the things in your head in a brand new way.
03:44:52.380
You can go pretty far with just a library card like Steinbeck,
03:44:58.620
Hurst and a Wagner, Hemingway, McCarthy, and Miss Mary over.
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If you don't like what's in it, just read them.
03:45:41.860
In time of war, it's typical, sometimes even useful, to demonize your enemy.
03:45:50.340
We still see this today, whenever a dictator or despot comes to power anywhere in the world.
03:45:55.660
Caricatures and jokes, not always in the best of taste, rise to the forefront because it's our way of relieving aggression.
03:46:08.700
The Disney staff came up with the idea for a cartoon to be titled Donald Duck in Nutsyland,
03:46:13.620
giving the all-American duck a nightmare that he was living in a country run by Nazis.
03:46:18.340
The title changed when a song written for the cartoon by Oliver Wallace became a runaway hit and a now classic recording by Spike Jonze.
03:46:25.800
It then became essential to change the name of the cartoon to De Fuhrer's Face.
03:46:35.800
Reducing the serious tenets of Hitler's Nazism to slapstick absurdities.
03:46:40.380
And it gave audiences a chance to think, as Donald does, about the freedoms they might have taken for granted.
03:46:52.540
De Fuhrer's Face, directed by Jack Kinney, won the Academy Award as Best Animated Short Subject of 1943.
03:47:35.700
world in space behind right in her careful space then hold your ring says they'll never from this
03:47:53.140
super super super superman it's just not the land so good would you leave it if you could
03:48:01.140
the artist that's not this good we would leave but if we could
03:49:49.180
They're pretty fucking clever when it comes to propaganda.
03:52:15.400
Through the kindness of the Führer, now comes the vacation with Faye!
03:52:25.600
On the beautiful scenery, not forgetting to build up the body so we can work harder for
03:53:15.200
They went to sleep, showing their hands all the time!
03:54:00.020
How many drugs have you got to be on to draw this?
03:55:20.360
In a happy barnyard some years ago, a seemingly unimportant event occurred which was destined
03:55:35.740
to vitally affect the future of that little world.
03:56:22.840
The bad egg grew to Duck Hood and with artistic aspirations dreamed of brush and palette,
03:56:56.840
And there were some gullible ones who listened.
03:57:01.840
Especially one goose more gullible than gooses.
03:58:04.220
I want to say the Italian Philpairn's my favorite.
03:58:22.840
It's a propaganda man, I'm telling you, it hasn't changed, it hasn't changed at all.
03:58:55.840
Have they forgot, tis love that's right, and naught is gained by show of might.
03:59:27.840
Then from out of the west came another partner to make a silly axis of himself.
03:59:37.840
It's a Japanese sapper man, sneaking on with a dude.
03:59:42.840
It's just a Japanese sapper man, I'm a little crazy too.
04:00:17.840
With spreading clouds of war, once more the axis march toward dreams of further conquest!
04:02:39.840
Yeah, well, Disney, I thought Walt Disney was actually a bit of a Nazi, I thought.
04:02:58.840
I mean, the American people didn't even want in that war.
04:03:15.840
There's some old cartoons from back then that have, that are all, like, that are like that.
04:03:39.840
Actually, I think that's a whole other stream entirely.
04:03:42.840
Anyway, there is a significant amount of Nazi, like, like propaganda or whatever you want
04:04:03.840
So, I think, Madame Breezy didn't get to see, she didn't get to hear the book song.
04:04:13.840
I never thought, like, Madame Breezy will kidnap you and make you read a book, right?
04:04:17.840
Yeah, well, maybe I'll, well, well, I don't mind hearing it.
04:04:18.840
You guys mind hearing it one more time or what?
04:04:22.840
We should have never have given him the ability.
04:05:32.840
head in a brand new way you never heard it been said ebooks odd your books don't make it hard
04:05:40.840
you can go pretty far with just a library card like whitman steinbeck first and a balkner
04:05:48.440
hemmingway mccarthy and miss mary over read a little bit it'll just take a minute you can pick
04:05:56.440
a different book if you don't like what's in it just read them
04:06:10.440
yeah have you ever seen the movie big daddy with adam sandler where he like gets a kid
04:06:39.160
kind of like johnny with connor give him any idea but he gets yeah right but that's actually a pretty
04:06:45.560
accurate representation it actually is and the kid always wants to hear this fucking song with a
04:06:51.880
kangaroo so he has a fucking meltdown all the time so play the kangaroo song yeah i tried to kick connor
04:06:58.200
out and he's all like i can wipe my own ass that's a good point
04:07:02.120
that's funny i feel like you would also cover up like spills with newspaper
04:07:20.840
well let's say that's the beauty of the adhd and you know object permanence if you just hide it
04:07:25.960
you can't see it anymore it doesn't exist oh you don't have to explain it to me i'm a huge fan of
04:07:33.000
arm wars don't ever open one at my house ever right oh my closet's deadly you open that and you're liable
04:07:41.320
to create an avalanche bro i don't know why i have to take all of the i have so many books this is what i
04:07:52.040
keep realizing i actually at the bottom of my stairs have boxes of books to donate to the church but
04:08:00.280
every time i every time i go to the church to donate books i leave with more books nice so i have all
04:08:10.440
so many books and i put them inside things in boxes i don't have that problem after i
04:08:18.440
and then i'm like oh my god i have that book and then i go find said book because i'm still one of
04:08:25.960
those people where i'm like if i want to find information i still don't realize that i can do
04:08:31.240
it on the internet i'm like oh ah i have a book this is a slightly inaccurate statement okay
04:08:44.440
i do not have enough hockey equipment in the closet for a team because it's all goalie equipment
04:08:58.840
i started like they're legitimately there's like four sets of goalie pads in my closet um
04:09:04.600
i've got like probably like three or four chest protectors a couple of bloggers trappers
04:09:09.880
some goalie skates man holy yeah creative lines oh you're telling us about that yeah yeah this is
04:09:19.880
a book yeah so i'm reading it's all quotes all different quotes of people right yeah and then
04:09:25.720
hang on i'm gonna grab the other one that i just got was it creative lines because i just thought that
04:09:30.600
i meant you i mean while you're grabbing now i'm gonna play this i'm gonna play this i'm playing
04:09:35.880
this is another one it's called growing up underground
04:09:41.800
what's that all in albert uh it's about the autobiography of a former radical fugitive
04:09:46.520
and who grew up underground yeah anyway so these are two that i'm reading currently and i'm also
04:09:56.360
reading uh uh excuse recycling bin diving for his books
04:10:04.760
the other one is a walt whitman book that i'm reading right now
04:10:07.640
and i have i was reading some mark twain the other day but that just got a little bit
04:10:16.920
annoying so yeah i don't this is the thing i won't give there's a lot of books that i don't get
04:11:41.560
very good and very cheap very good and very cheap one pound fish
04:13:11.240
At the very least, we would put a big chunk in it
04:13:18.840
I don't like the sounds of that fucking shit entity there
04:23:09.400
I think I might be able to change your mind on this
05:03:07.380
It sounds like New Brunswickers, not Quebecers, right?
05:03:10.360
If they're speaking half English and half French, that's fucking New Brunswick.
05:03:20.660
And they just walk away from you and you speak English to them.
05:03:23.660
I don't know why it takes so long to process these, fucking StreamYard.
05:04:13.560
I used to torment people on Facebook with them.
05:07:26.160
I guess it's different when I come in at like 5 30
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I'm ready to go and have some dinner at any time
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I'm getting really fucking tired of sitting in this fucking chair too
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because I've had it like a couple days in a row
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I think I'm going to make chicken thighs tonight