Juno News - September 01, 2022


Canada isn’t a serious country


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

188.29088

Word Count

3,348

Sentence Count

288

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 How could we go from this
00:00:01.940 There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation
00:00:04.840 to Pierre Trudeau's very legitimate son saying this
00:00:09.160 The launch of Canada's first ever 2SLGBTQI plus action plan
00:00:16.240 Welcome everyone to Ratio'd. My name is Harrison Faulkner.
00:00:26.700 Well, Justin Trudeau, he's heard our pleas. He's listened to our calls, guys.
00:00:30.000 As our country seems to be crumbling under the weight of multiple crises,
00:00:33.640 he's doing something that is going to save us all.
00:00:35.900 He has launched the federal government's first ever task force for...
00:00:39.440 Well, why don't I let him explain it?
00:00:41.160 The launch of Canada's first ever 2SLGBTQI plus action plan.
00:00:50.780 Ah, perfect. That's going to do it for us.
00:00:53.360 Also on the show this week, that Arrive Canap,
00:00:55.400 you know, the unconstitutional government loyalty test
00:00:57.700 that is being subjected on all of us entering our country.
00:01:00.140 Well, check it out on the App Store.
00:01:01.720 It is blowing the competition out of the water.
00:01:03.760 Nothing can stop it.
00:01:04.700 This is like the most popular app of all time, it appears.
00:01:07.660 Just don't read the reviews.
00:01:09.140 And we wrap up the show as we always do with the Ratio of the Week Award.
00:01:12.080 And I think, guys, this may be the first ever 2-time winner
00:01:16.540 of the Ratio of the Week Award.
00:01:17.900 We're starting to have a breakaway, runaway favorite, guys.
00:01:21.320 His name starts with an O, it ends in an A, and he's as incompetent as they come.
00:01:24.640 You can probably guess who I'm talking about,
00:01:26.400 but you'll have to watch the show to figure out just exactly what he's winning the award for.
00:01:30.440 Drop a like on the video to help us out and share it.
00:01:32.420 And here's your comment question for this video.
00:01:34.500 Have you ever met a real two-spirit person?
00:01:37.640 Like, I'm talking in real life, not on the internet.
00:01:39.940 In real life.
00:01:40.540 Have you ever met a two-spirit person?
00:01:42.600 That's the common question for this episode.
00:01:45.320 With Trudeau's censorship regime right around the corner,
00:01:47.800 we need all hands on deck.
00:01:49.060 So if you want to make a tax-deductible donation,
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00:01:54.400 The link is in the description of this video.
00:01:56.260 All right, let's get into it.
00:01:57.140 Well, you guys saw it in the opening there,
00:01:58.540 and our government is getting mocked around the world for it.
00:02:00.960 With all the problems going around in our country,
00:02:02.860 with all the things this government could be focusing on,
00:02:05.460 they thought that it would be wise over the weekend
00:02:07.520 to announce $100 million for a federal action plan
00:02:12.120 for, quote, 2SLGBTQI+.
00:02:17.220 2SLGBTQI+.
00:02:19.120 I think I got that right, but I really don't know,
00:02:21.300 because, frankly, no one knows
00:02:22.880 what this ridiculous acronym means anymore.
00:02:25.160 But they really thought now would be a great time.
00:02:27.940 You know, now would be a great time
00:02:29.640 to launch this federal task force
00:02:32.000 for the 2SLGBTQI+.
00:02:36.000 You know, that community here in Canada
00:02:39.520 that are just really struggling under the weight
00:02:41.400 of such heavy oppression,
00:02:42.900 such brutal government oppression.
00:02:45.600 So why not spend $100 million
00:02:47.340 on a federal government task force,
00:02:50.120 or action plan, or whatever you want to call it,
00:02:52.000 for this community?
00:02:53.080 Take a look at just how proud
00:02:54.340 our very serious prime minister is
00:02:56.740 for this grand announcement.
00:02:58.700 Since day one, our government has been committed
00:03:02.200 to protecting the rights of two-spirit,
00:03:04.300 lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer,
00:03:07.780 intersex, and additional sexuality
00:03:10.520 and gender-diverse people.
00:03:12.420 That's why I'm so excited today
00:03:14.860 to announce a historic first,
00:03:17.400 the launch of Canada's first ever
00:03:19.880 2SLGBTQI+, action plan.
00:03:23.800 He's very proud to launch
00:03:28.740 the 2SLGBTQI+, community task force.
00:03:33.140 2SLGBTQI+.
00:03:33.900 How many times did he practice
00:03:35.160 that one in the mirror, eh?
00:03:36.660 Like, it's just ridiculous.
00:03:38.160 2SLGBT.
00:03:39.940 What is 2S?
00:03:40.960 2S means two-spirit, right?
00:03:43.820 Two-spirit, which I challenge you to define.
00:03:46.480 And you know the comment question for this video is,
00:03:48.420 have you ever met a two-spirited person?
00:03:50.000 Like a real person,
00:03:50.700 not someone who's making a joke,
00:03:52.420 not someone who's pulling your leg
00:03:53.640 and kind of making a joke about it
00:03:55.040 because of how ridiculous it is.
00:03:56.140 I'm talking about someone who really believes
00:03:58.140 they are some two-spirit.
00:03:59.800 I don't even know what that is.
00:04:01.620 Like, is that like an indigenous thing?
00:04:04.040 Or is that like you're a cat and you're a person?
00:04:07.360 Or you're some sort of Z-Zer identifying cat person?
00:04:11.800 Is that two-spirit?
00:04:12.800 You can't even keep up, really.
00:04:14.440 And here's the thing, guys.
00:04:15.840 That's not even the full acronym.
00:04:17.720 He doesn't even have the acronym right
00:04:19.020 because, again, no one can get the acronym right.
00:04:21.020 I did some digging because I thought, actually,
00:04:23.260 hold on, I thought there were a few more letters
00:04:25.020 than just LGBTQIA+.
00:04:27.720 As it turns out, there are several more letters
00:04:30.320 because I guess our prime minister
00:04:31.900 really doesn't care about these people.
00:04:34.460 He really just, he only glossed over it.
00:04:36.620 He's not a real ally, right, guys?
00:04:38.820 The true acronym, according to Family Services Appeal,
00:04:42.160 is L-G-B-T-T-Q-Q-I-A-A+.
00:04:48.480 Yes, you heard that right, I-A-A+.
00:04:51.220 That's not Alcoholics Anonymous.
00:04:53.420 The two AAs stand for asexual and ally.
00:04:57.160 Oh, thank God.
00:04:57.980 And then the P at the end, pansexual.
00:05:00.020 Our country is just not serious.
00:05:02.400 So there's several weird things going on in this video
00:05:04.440 besides the ridiculous acronym that they're using
00:05:06.700 for the gay and lesbian community.
00:05:09.040 Now we're supposed to believe that two spirits
00:05:10.960 are in front of the gay and lesbians?
00:05:14.000 It's very bizarre to me that two spirit,
00:05:16.420 although we've never even met a two spirit person,
00:05:18.120 they all of a sudden get to jump the queue.
00:05:19.880 They're not the front of the acronym.
00:05:21.260 Very bizarre.
00:05:22.220 Couple things, though.
00:05:23.280 Notice behind him, not one Canadian flag.
00:05:26.040 Instead, all you've got is this weird cult-like
00:05:27.940 pride progress flag.
00:05:29.660 The South African rainbow flag, I call it.
00:05:31.920 It's got those colors you always see in a rainbow,
00:05:33.900 black and brown.
00:05:35.020 And also, the prime minister refuses to wear
00:05:38.280 a Canadian flag pin on his lapel.
00:05:41.020 Isn't that kind of like general world leader uniform?
00:05:43.800 Think about all this, though.
00:05:44.780 This is coming from the man whose father,
00:05:46.820 50 years ago, said that the state has no business
00:05:50.620 in the bedrooms of the nation.
00:05:51.940 This is what Justin Trudeau's father said 50 years ago.
00:05:54.740 I think the view we take here is that
00:05:58.100 there's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation.
00:06:02.040 And I think that, you know,
00:06:04.200 what's done in private between adults
00:06:05.960 doesn't concern the criminal code.
00:06:08.360 When it becomes public, this is a different matter.
00:06:10.920 How could we go from this...
00:06:13.020 There's no place for the state
00:06:14.380 in the bedrooms of the nation.
00:06:15.980 ...to Pierre Trudeau's very legitimate son
00:06:18.480 saying this...
00:06:20.400 The launch of Canada's first ever
00:06:23.120 2SLGBTQI plus action plan.
00:06:27.120 So Pierre Trudeau says the state has no business
00:06:30.020 in the bedrooms of the nation.
00:06:30.940 And now the state is quite literally spending our money
00:06:33.540 on groups whose identity is purely based
00:06:36.040 on their actions in their own bedrooms.
00:06:38.140 We've gone back in time.
00:06:39.540 And of course, it's not like there's anything
00:06:40.980 more serious going on in this country, right?
00:06:42.900 It's not like there was a better time to announce this
00:06:44.560 or perhaps never a time to announce this.
00:06:46.800 Also, think about $100 million.
00:06:48.980 I'm not saying $100 million in the government size
00:06:51.320 is a lot of money.
00:06:52.400 But think about where that $100 million
00:06:53.680 could have better been spent.
00:06:55.440 A week before our government decided
00:06:56.920 to spend $100 million on the two-spirits,
00:06:59.420 asexuals, and pansexuals,
00:07:01.860 Germany came to Canada
00:07:03.260 begging for this country to sell them oil and gas.
00:07:06.280 And our Prime Minister said
00:07:07.080 there was no business case to be made for that.
00:07:09.000 We have healthcare workers sounding the alarm
00:07:10.660 over a collapsing healthcare system in our country.
00:07:13.200 We have veterans on the street begging for money.
00:07:15.500 We have First Nations in this country
00:07:16.880 who are still living under boil water advisories.
00:07:19.780 Now again, I'm not saying $100 million
00:07:21.140 is a lot of money.
00:07:22.700 It's a statement of values from this government.
00:07:24.140 It's a statement of values of them telling us
00:07:26.300 what they think is important
00:07:27.280 and what they think can wait.
00:07:29.100 What they think deserves a grand national announcement
00:07:31.840 with some fake, ridiculous acronym
00:07:34.040 and what they think can be treated by
00:07:36.560 maybe municipalities or maybe provinces,
00:07:38.780 not the government's problem.
00:07:40.280 We know the world makes fun of our Prime Minister
00:07:41.780 and frankly, how could they not?
00:07:43.260 He's a multiple-time blackface wearer.
00:07:45.280 He likes to dress up in costumes.
00:07:47.080 He's been labeled as corrupt by his own ethics watchdog.
00:07:49.960 And he's run our economy into the ground.
00:07:51.520 So of course they're gonna make fun of him.
00:07:52.760 But check out what Tucker Carlson,
00:07:54.840 the most watched news anchor in the United States,
00:07:57.580 had to say about our Prime Minister's grand announcement.
00:08:00.720 We should also note that Justin Trudeau
00:08:01.980 spelled out all of those words.
00:08:04.160 The acronym LGBTQ plus has given him some trouble before
00:08:08.320 because like everyone else on planet Earth,
00:08:10.320 he has no freaking idea what it means.
00:08:12.300 Here he was in September.
00:08:13.220 I will never apologize for standing up for an LGBTQ2 plus kids' rights.
00:08:26.940 You can imagine him practicing in the mirror.
00:08:32.060 But no one told him what the letters stand for
00:08:34.120 because again, nobody knows.
00:08:36.100 And the acronym has since grown.
00:08:37.360 It's now 2SLGBTQI plus.
00:08:41.060 And if you don't know it, you're a bigot
00:08:42.480 because they're getting $100 million for some reason,
00:08:45.380 even though we can't identify them.
00:08:46.760 And no one knows what a two-spirit is,
00:08:48.220 but shut up.
00:08:48.900 How much that money is coming from the truckers
00:08:52.040 whose bank accounts Trudeau's seized?
00:08:55.220 Wouldn't you just love to be a comedian these days?
00:08:57.160 I mean, it's low-hanging fruit, right?
00:08:58.960 Everyone loves to make fun of this guy.
00:09:00.400 You've got lefty comics making fun of him,
00:09:02.100 conservative comics making fun of him.
00:09:03.800 Everyone likes to take shots at our Prime Minister
00:09:05.700 because it's just super easy.
00:09:07.700 It's just easy stuff.
00:09:08.700 And of course, the Prime Minister put out the tweet
00:09:10.780 because he's very proud of this announcement
00:09:12.180 and you guys promptly roasted him for it.
00:09:14.420 Here are some of your comments and they're pretty great.
00:09:16.140 Like this one here.
00:09:17.160 $100 million on this?
00:09:18.060 Your priorities are not in line
00:09:19.520 with what Canadians really need.
00:09:20.960 Housing affordability,
00:09:22.080 better access to healthcare,
00:09:23.180 reducing our debt,
00:09:24.260 bringing the cost of living down,
00:09:25.560 energy independence are things that come to mind.
00:09:28.020 Stop dishing out money for votes.
00:09:29.780 Get real.
00:09:30.460 This is all about politics.
00:09:31.640 This is all about voting.
00:09:32.680 This is all about him trying to say
00:09:34.460 that he loves the progressive values.
00:09:37.480 How about this comment?
00:09:38.500 What about Indigenous drinking water?
00:09:39.800 What about our veterans?
00:09:41.300 No, no.
00:09:42.140 That's not a problem.
00:09:43.260 That's not a problem for the Prime Minister.
00:09:44.940 And lastly, we've got this comment.
00:09:46.300 The other 100 genders are absolutely seething right now.
00:09:49.960 Just a perfect comment.
00:09:51.160 The Arrive Can app is topping charts left and right.
00:09:54.780 It cannot be stopped.
00:09:55.840 It cannot be contained.
00:09:57.340 Canadians are just loving this app.
00:09:59.540 Rave reviews everywhere.
00:10:01.060 It's got over 550,000 reviews.
00:10:04.340 It's got a four and a half star rating on the App Store.
00:10:07.300 The Arrive Can app has more reviews on the App Store
00:10:09.640 than Snapchat, Twitter, Amazon, Disney+, Google Maps, and Gmail.
00:10:16.840 So, chart-topping numbers, record-breaking numbers for the Arrive Can app.
00:10:21.600 And what I wanted to do was, since this is starting to catch on,
00:10:24.760 people are starting to ask themselves,
00:10:25.840 hey, wait a second, I thought Canadians hated this app.
00:10:28.540 I thought this was like the worst thing ever.
00:10:30.020 It is.
00:10:30.780 It is.
00:10:31.400 This Arrive Can app, which as we know,
00:10:32.900 and as I've said many times in the show,
00:10:34.580 is nothing more than a government loyalty test.
00:10:36.640 This app is designed to track your data,
00:10:39.280 to determine your vaccination status,
00:10:42.140 to figure out how much you travel,
00:10:44.160 and to really see who is a loyal servant to the state.
00:10:47.280 Are you going to bow down, take orders,
00:10:49.300 and do whatever Justin Trudeau tells you to do?
00:10:51.240 Or are you going to be one of those Canadians that says,
00:10:53.400 no, this is unconstitutional.
00:10:54.880 There should be no barriers of entry to my returning to my country,
00:10:58.220 which is absolutely accurate.
00:10:59.700 This Arrive Can app, as many Canadians know, is a disgrace.
00:11:02.580 It is a national embarrassment.
00:11:03.920 So, I want you to do something here.
00:11:04.780 Take out your phone, and first off,
00:11:07.040 if Arrive Can is on your cell phone,
00:11:08.560 if it's downloaded on your phone,
00:11:10.000 immediately delete it from your phone.
00:11:11.420 That's the first thing you've got to do.
00:11:12.640 Next thing you've got to do is open up the App Store.
00:11:14.780 If you've got an iPhone, open up the App Store, whatever.
00:11:16.720 Google Play, if you're on a Samsung or Android.
00:11:19.300 Open up the App Store, and because I have an iPhone,
00:11:21.960 we're going to do the iPhone thing.
00:11:23.060 So, take a look at this.
00:11:23.800 This is what it looks like on the iPhone right now,
00:11:26.140 when you open up the app.
00:11:27.480 You've got four and a half stars,
00:11:30.640 567,000 ratings, and four and a half stars.
00:11:35.640 Does that sound right to you guys?
00:11:36.900 Does that even sound like it's possible?
00:11:39.660 Does it even sound possible that Arrive Can has more reviews than Google Maps?
00:11:45.380 And with 567,000 reviews, they have a four and a half star rating?
00:11:49.620 So, I decided, let me see these reviews.
00:11:51.600 Because there's no way, there's no possible way,
00:11:54.520 that you've got these long, you know, glowing reviews,
00:11:57.680 five star reviews for this wonderful app.
00:11:59.520 This wonderful app that is definitely not invasive of your privacy.
00:12:02.760 That is definitely not a constitutional violation.
00:12:05.240 And so, sure enough, I checked these reviews.
00:12:08.200 Take a look at this.
00:12:10.300 This is what it looks like right now.
00:12:12.220 You hit see all.
00:12:13.140 First one you've got is this four star review.
00:12:18.680 Okay, but then everything else, you've got this one here.
00:12:21.220 Total tyranny from one year ago.
00:12:22.840 To have to complete this to, say, go to the U.S. for an afternoon
00:12:25.760 and return home for four hours later,
00:12:27.660 as a fully vaccinated citizen, is tyranny.
00:12:30.900 App solves nothing.
00:12:31.820 One star.
00:12:32.920 Legislatively forced on us.
00:12:34.300 This app solves nothing.
00:12:35.440 Do yourself a favor and don't travel to Canada.
00:12:38.300 Glowing reviews.
00:12:40.620 One star.
00:12:41.260 Second rate.
00:12:41.980 Typical government piece of junk.
00:12:44.020 Next one.
00:12:44.540 Canada, you are so disappointing.
00:12:46.480 One star.
00:12:47.360 This is not the Canada I grew up in.
00:12:49.260 Show me your papers.
00:12:50.720 One star.
00:12:51.440 Clown world.
00:12:53.560 Clown emojis, Trudeau clown emojis.
00:12:56.760 Perfectly summarizes everyone's experience on Arrive Can.
00:12:59.440 Two stars.
00:13:00.400 Intrusive app.
00:13:01.260 This app is another way for the Canadian government to track people
00:13:04.080 and impede personal freedom.
00:13:05.800 Next review.
00:13:06.720 One star.
00:13:07.600 Government overreach.
00:13:08.700 Utterly invasive and difficult to navigate app.
00:13:11.260 Ridiculous that our society has come to this
00:13:13.020 over an over-exaggerated super flu.
00:13:15.200 Next rating.
00:13:16.040 Two stars.
00:13:16.920 Horrible abuse of power.
00:13:18.560 Next rating.
00:13:19.320 Ridiculous.
00:13:20.400 Next rating.
00:13:21.200 Dumb.
00:13:22.040 Next rating.
00:13:22.840 One star.
00:13:23.560 Trudeau is the worst.
00:13:24.980 There you go.
00:13:26.000 Overwhelming support for the wonderful Arrive Can app.
00:13:28.540 Can't you just see the glowing reviews?
00:13:30.800 People are raving over this thing.
00:13:32.280 They just can't stop using it.
00:13:33.680 They love it.
00:13:34.300 This is the kind of thing that sends people mad.
00:13:35.980 Because almost every person I bet you talk to about the Arrive Can app
00:13:39.360 all say the same thing as all these reviews that you can read on the apps for yourself.
00:13:43.440 One star.
00:13:44.500 People hate it.
00:13:45.400 It's government tyranny.
00:13:46.360 It's government overreach and it's a tracking tool.
00:13:48.440 So how could there possibly be more reviews on this app than any of these other apps?
00:13:53.700 And how could it be four and a half stars?
00:13:55.920 How could that even be possible?
00:13:57.140 Like I don't even know if people who actually like what the government is doing appreciate the app.
00:14:01.480 Do you think a lot of people, maybe they do because some of these people are nuts.
00:14:04.780 Some of these people are these COVID zealot freaks who just force everyone to wear N95 masks and what?
00:14:11.400 Go crazy.
00:14:11.960 Maybe those people love it and they actually like the app but part of me even thinks some of these people just wish we didn't have it in the first place.
00:14:18.800 Something seems a little fishy with the Arrive Can app ratings.
00:14:23.120 Very bizarre, very weird sort of cultural story going on.
00:14:26.840 Alright, here we go.
00:14:27.540 It's ratio of the week time.
00:14:28.700 Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever on the program, we are giving the award to a two-time winner.
00:14:34.240 A return winner.
00:14:35.440 And it couldn't go to anyone more deserving of the award.
00:14:37.720 I have to say, there's one man in the federal government who, unlike any other member of the federal government, can guarantee a ratio.
00:14:44.440 He's the king of the ratio.
00:14:45.980 He knows what it takes to get a ratio in French and English.
00:14:48.960 And if you can do it in both languages, if you can do it bilingually, then you are truly, truly an expert.
00:14:55.720 A man worthy of much more praise than just a simple little ratio of the week award.
00:14:58.880 But ladies and gentlemen, it's going to the Transportation Minister, Omar Al-Gabra.
00:15:04.560 Winner, Gagnon.
00:15:05.680 Now take a look at this really embarrassing tweet.
00:15:08.980 Really embarrassing stuff.
00:15:10.360 I mean, again, it's almost like you have to know what you're doing to get ratioed this badly.
00:15:15.660 He wrote this on August 29th.
00:15:17.680 The liberal energy is strong down here in Windsor, Tecumseh.
00:15:20.580 At Ireek knows how to fill up a room.
00:15:22.940 Thank you.
00:15:23.420 Let's keep up the momentum.
00:15:24.640 Then you look at these photos here and you see actually what it looks like to be quite an empty room for someone who really knows how to fill up a room.
00:15:32.560 And take a look at this ratio here.
00:15:33.820 At the time of this recording, 1,000 comments, 1,070 comments, wouldn't want to leave those extra 70 out, to 101 likes.
00:15:44.000 Like at least just hire bots to like your tweets.
00:15:46.960 Like why wouldn't you try to avoid the humiliation on Twitter if you can avoid it?
00:15:51.780 We know the liberals use bots.
00:15:53.080 So why not just try and use them a little bit on your Twitter?
00:15:55.500 Because come on, man.
00:15:56.660 Don't you want to be at least seen as somewhat legitimate?
00:15:58.740 It's kind of embarrassing.
00:15:59.920 So a lot of the comments have been photos and videos of the latest Pierre Polyev rally in Vancouver saying,
00:16:04.460 you really showed Pierre, man.
00:16:05.640 Oh, nice job filling up this room.
00:16:07.620 Like just mocking him for this ridiculous, ridiculous turnout.
00:16:11.220 Like look at this picture from Jenny Byrne, the Polyev campaign manager,
00:16:14.360 to Omar Al-Gabra's so-called packed house in Windsor.
00:16:19.140 Really a real comparison there.
00:16:21.740 So there are some great comments.
00:16:23.260 A lot of you guys are returning commenters.
00:16:25.140 Maybe we should stop the humiliation on Omar.
00:16:27.120 Let's pick a different target, guys.
00:16:28.560 Let's go after someone else in the Liberal cabinet for these ratios.
00:16:33.200 But we've got some hilarious comments like this one here.
00:16:36.060 Philip Arum, bro, there's four people there.
00:16:38.300 Pretty much.
00:16:38.980 Look at this comment.
00:16:40.040 There's a birthday party happening behind you.
00:16:42.040 Trust me, the energy is not strong.
00:16:44.880 And then this person here, are you kidding?
00:16:46.540 I've hosted family dinners with a greater turnout.
00:16:48.640 No, he's not kidding.
00:16:49.740 He's honestly serious.
00:16:51.500 And that's true, actually.
00:16:52.260 I think more people showed up for the birthday party behind him than the Windsor to come see gathering.
00:16:57.680 And you can kind of see it on his face.
00:16:59.720 You know, you see this face, you go, how am I going to spin this to be some wicked great turnout?
00:17:04.120 The people love me.
00:17:05.020 The people love me, guys.
00:17:06.380 That's what he's probably saying to himself.
00:17:07.680 Anyway, that's going to do it for us this week on the show.
00:17:10.000 Thank you so much for tuning in.
00:17:11.140 I'll catch you tomorrow with Andrew Lawton on Fake News Friday.
00:17:14.280 My name is Harrison Faulkner, and this is Ratio.
00:17:16.880 I'll catch you tomorrow with Andrew Lawton on Fake News Friday.