JustPearlyThings - April 06, 2023


Aunty Jenny Reveals How to keep a man


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9 minutes

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2,182

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211

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49

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26

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Auntie tells us how to keep a man happy and healthy. How to keep sex healthy. Sex is the most important part of a healthy relationship and if sex is not enjoyed by your man then you re not doing it right.

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00:00:00.000 We got a $50 super chat
00:00:02.100 and they want Auntie to say,
00:00:04.200 tell us how to keep a man, Auntie. 0.82
00:00:08.680 She had some stuff we could all learn from.
00:00:13.600 Just say listen to him
00:00:14.700 and make him the head
00:00:17.060 to keep it simple.
00:00:18.640 No, no, no, no.
00:00:19.200 What did you say last time?
00:00:20.200 I said, well, empty is...
00:00:24.200 Fill his belly and empty his sack regging 0.98
00:00:28.360 every day.
00:00:29.600 As much as possible.
00:00:32.000 What do you...
00:00:33.100 Is that what they want to hear?
00:00:34.440 Yeah, they...
00:00:35.320 Fill their bellies and empty their sacks.
00:00:39.600 All men will be happy.
00:00:44.680 No, she got into more detail last time.
00:00:50.140 Oh, yeah.
00:00:51.500 No, I just think...
00:00:53.080 I don't know.
00:00:53.780 I just think that the traditional women, 1.00
00:00:56.200 they always had sex all the time. 0.61
00:00:58.400 Hence all the children and the happy men.
00:01:01.700 You know, they just didn't stay at home.
00:01:04.360 They just worked really hard.
00:01:05.860 And sometimes modern women 0.80
00:01:07.700 just don't like to give their husbands 1.00
00:01:09.160 lots and lots and lots and lots and lots.
00:01:11.120 Most modern women don't like sex. 1.00
00:01:13.320 How long have you been...
00:01:14.820 How long has your relationship been?
00:01:16.560 32 years and we're still having sex regular.
00:01:19.780 Yes, auntie.
00:01:21.020 Regular.
00:01:22.500 And not no old people sex either.
00:01:25.780 Right?
00:01:26.360 Regular.
00:01:26.980 What do you say to girls that say they're tired?
00:01:29.980 Too tired for what?
00:01:31.700 Too tired for what?
00:01:32.380 I'm never tired.
00:01:33.780 I'm never tired.
00:01:34.660 I drove 135 miles just to have sex with him.
00:01:39.680 That's how good it is.
00:01:40.740 That's wild.
00:01:41.100 Because he wanted to.
00:01:42.360 And he said to me,
00:01:43.020 you're up for it.
00:01:43.580 And I said, yep, I'm in the car.
00:01:45.220 And there I was.
00:01:46.340 How many modern women are doing that? 1.00
00:01:48.120 You sound like me.
00:01:48.520 And then when I finished,
00:01:49.400 you went to work and then I went back home.
00:01:51.460 What do you say to women 1.00
00:01:53.120 that say they can't do it every day?
00:01:55.420 Just don't put on your makeup
00:01:58.640 and you'll find time.
00:02:00.720 Don't put on your makeup?
00:02:01.420 Because they always find time to put on makeup
00:02:02.960 but they ain't going to five times for like,
00:02:04.840 how long does it take to put on makeup?
00:02:06.280 How long does it take to have sex?
00:02:07.520 What, five, ten minutes?
00:02:08.320 What about when they're pregnant? 0.99
00:02:13.000 That's the best sex.
00:02:14.540 That is the best sex when you're pregnant. 1.00
00:02:16.160 I think it depends on how your pregnancy is going.
00:02:18.000 Yes.
00:02:18.400 If you're really ill and you're on bed rest,
00:02:19.580 you can't do anything.
00:02:21.340 Obviously, if you're sick,
00:02:22.620 that's an exception.
00:02:23.580 I'm not going to say that the man's going to say,
00:02:24.820 hey, you're sick, let's have sex. 1.00
00:02:26.720 And you're going to say no,
00:02:27.500 he's going to say because we've got,
00:02:28.640 I'm talking about every day,
00:02:31.100 in general,
00:02:32.080 the majority of the people.
00:02:34.180 What about a headache?
00:02:35.240 That is the biggest lie.
00:02:36.480 After that last show that I was on here, right?
00:02:39.480 The biggest lie gets rid of a headache.
00:02:40.940 It does.
00:02:41.060 No, as in the biggest lie that women say is, 1.00
00:02:43.520 oh, I'm part tonight, I have a headache.
00:02:45.120 Well, then men should know
00:02:46.320 that sex gets rid of a headache.
00:02:47.720 What should?
00:02:48.380 Sex relieves pain.
00:02:49.240 So you would accept that.
00:02:51.060 You see, there's a lady 0.99
00:02:51.900 and she confirms it.
00:02:53.660 Aunty, I have a question.
00:02:55.040 I'm not saying it's me,
00:02:55.860 but how about for the women 0.98
00:02:56.740 that don't enjoy it or like sex?
00:02:58.840 Well, then don't have a man. 1.00
00:03:01.200 Or allow you a man to go and find a woman. 0.97
00:03:03.240 If you want to be a housewife without sex, 1.00
00:03:05.140 allow him to step out and have sex. 1.00
00:03:07.260 Because you can't just get,
00:03:08.460 you can't tie down a man
00:03:09.540 and then once you put the ring on your finger
00:03:10.880 then say,
00:03:11.300 sorry, I don't like it no more.
00:03:12.660 What if you turn around and say,
00:03:13.640 sorry, I don't like you no more?
00:03:15.400 That's a lot of rubbish.
00:03:16.280 Every woman ain't having sex with you, 1.00
00:03:18.220 leave her. 1.00
00:03:18.960 What if sex isn't like the main thing
00:03:22.060 in a relationship?
00:03:22.940 What?
00:03:23.380 What kind of relationship is that?
00:03:24.700 It's not the main thing,
00:03:25.840 but it's extremely important.
00:03:27.360 You need to be connected on a deeper level.
00:03:28.440 Listen, right,
00:03:28.960 after your children,
00:03:29.920 it's sex with your man. 0.75
00:03:31.020 Okay.
00:03:31.220 Yeah, you need sex to be healthy.
00:03:33.080 What if the guy doesn't want to have sex
00:03:34.520 with the girl?
00:03:35.260 Oh my gosh.
00:03:35.860 Well, then he's getting it.
00:03:36.660 He's dead, isn't he?
00:03:37.440 He can't be alive.
00:03:38.460 He's got to be dead.
00:03:39.600 He's got to be dead.
00:03:40.900 He can't be alive.
00:03:41.820 He's got to be a corpse.
00:03:42.900 I feel like women have a higher sex drive 1.00
00:03:44.600 anyway, naturally.
00:03:45.520 So why do they keep on pretending
00:03:46.420 like they don't
00:03:47.020 and don't free it up more often?
00:03:48.500 I don't know.
00:03:49.060 That's not me though.
00:03:49.780 That's my issue.
00:03:51.200 I mean, because the men 0.71
00:03:51.700 aren't satisfying the women. 0.98
00:03:52.680 That's why they come up with excuses.
00:03:54.500 Oh, please.
00:03:55.120 When you find the right guy
00:03:55.980 that actually doesn't want you to do,
00:03:57.280 then you have to be successful.
00:03:57.420 How can you say that a man
00:03:58.840 is not satisfying you
00:04:00.440 when people have opened their legs 0.50
00:04:02.000 and you won't say to the man,
00:04:03.100 men need tips sometimes.
00:04:04.720 Help them out.
00:04:05.900 As I say, help out a brother.
00:04:06.820 Yeah, but...
00:04:07.340 Do you know what I mean?
00:04:07.880 The women don't always know 1.00
00:04:08.960 what they're doing.
00:04:09.860 Oh, men...
00:04:10.400 What?
00:04:10.660 The women don't always know 1.00
00:04:11.440 what they're doing?
00:04:15.360 Listen, if you're having bad sex,
00:04:16.980 it's the woman's fault 1.00
00:04:17.680 because she knows her body.
00:04:19.120 The man knows it.
00:04:19.760 It's just all hanging out.
00:04:20.520 He can bang it against something
00:04:21.500 and get an hard on.
00:04:22.460 Do you know what I mean?
00:04:23.080 But the women know what they like, 1.00
00:04:24.440 so as far as...
00:04:25.020 Not bang it, but you know what I mean.
00:04:26.180 But the women... 1.00
00:04:28.020 But the women, 1.00
00:04:29.820 they know what they want.
00:04:30.660 It's more internal.
00:04:31.600 You know what I mean?
00:04:31.940 There's more bits and pieces
00:04:32.900 to fiddle around with.
00:04:33.780 Help out the man. 0.74
00:04:34.640 You need to teach him
00:04:35.660 not to do what you like.
00:04:37.100 If it's bad sex,
00:04:37.840 it's the woman's fault. 0.80
00:04:38.840 But even guys can be like that.
00:04:40.040 Guys don't like certain things,
00:04:41.500 so as a guy,
00:04:42.220 you tell the woman...
00:04:45.360 The best thing is for both of you
00:04:49.440 to explore what you like.
00:04:51.240 And tighten your pelvic floors, women. 1.00
00:04:53.040 Tighten your pelvic floors.
00:04:54.340 Get the grip in there.
00:04:55.500 Explore your life.
00:04:56.980 Explain to each other what you like
00:05:00.480 and what makes you happy
00:05:01.300 and then sex will be great.
00:05:02.680 There's nothing stopping it.
00:05:03.860 The only person stopping it
00:05:04.960 is you by not saying anything.
00:05:06.160 That's right.
00:05:06.560 The only person that can stop you
00:05:07.660 from having fun is you.
00:05:09.320 So, Aunty,
00:05:09.780 is this your first relationship?
00:05:12.360 No.
00:05:13.160 It's the longest though
00:05:14.040 because it's the most sexiest.
00:05:15.360 Okay.
00:05:16.340 So, what happened
00:05:17.140 with your previous relationship?
00:05:18.360 Like, why did they break up
00:05:19.520 or end or...
00:05:20.080 She told the two students...
00:05:21.260 Yeah, she said the bus driver.
00:05:23.080 But this one,
00:05:23.900 yeah, but if they cheat,
00:05:24.960 if they're abusive,
00:05:25.860 but this one's a lifer.
00:05:27.940 So, do you feel like
00:05:28.540 women are to blame 1.00
00:05:29.180 if a man cheats?
00:05:30.720 No.
00:05:31.340 I don't think that women 1.00
00:05:32.040 are to blame if a man cheats.
00:05:33.120 I feel women are to blame 1.00
00:05:34.140 if they keep on staying with the man
00:05:35.500 and then complaining that he cheats.
00:05:37.280 If a man cheats,
00:05:38.160 he don't like it,
00:05:39.020 get rid of him.
00:05:39.920 If you stay with him
00:05:40.680 and he continues cheating,
00:05:41.840 shut up about it.
00:05:43.200 So, would a man cheat
00:05:45.000 because you were offering him good sex?
00:05:47.200 Yes, a man would cheat
00:05:48.220 if he wants to cheat.
00:05:50.200 I've just found one that doesn't.
00:05:51.600 No matter what, you do.
00:05:52.300 I've just found one that doesn't.
00:05:53.700 There's literally nothing
00:05:54.460 you can do to stop him.
00:05:55.580 No, but I've found one that doesn't.
00:05:56.940 They're the rarity,
00:05:57.740 but they're out there.
00:05:58.380 So, if you were like,
00:06:00.480 just say,
00:06:00.900 the traditional good woman,
00:06:02.260 why did the man cheat
00:06:03.660 or what happened?
00:06:04.620 That's the traditional woman. 1.00
00:06:05.560 He's got nothing to do with his dick.
00:06:06.920 He does what he likes with it.
00:06:09.000 As a traditional woman,
00:06:10.200 how can I say,
00:06:12.380 the men will tell you
00:06:13.220 it doesn't matter.
00:06:14.220 It's not,
00:06:14.520 I did take it personal.
00:06:15.820 It's not about,
00:06:16.780 oh, they're in love with this woman.
00:06:18.180 That's what,
00:06:18.640 it's just like,
00:06:19.540 as I heard a young man say,
00:06:21.020 they've got a nut to bust
00:06:22.220 and they did.
00:06:23.180 That's it.
00:06:23.580 But why would he not bust it with you?
00:06:25.280 Maybe you weren't there at the time.
00:06:26.860 You could have been at work.
00:06:27.660 She was hot and there. 0.99
00:06:29.120 She was hot and available. 1.00
00:06:30.780 That's what I'm saying.
00:06:31.600 You were there, right?
00:06:32.480 Like Eddie was saying earlier,
00:06:33.840 sex is different for guys
00:06:34.980 than it is for girls.
00:06:35.980 We,
00:06:36.720 not all girls,
00:06:37.520 some girls can just have sex, 1.00
00:06:38.800 but most girls 1.00
00:06:39.620 have an emotional level to it,
00:06:41.060 whereas guys can just
00:06:41.880 bust a nut to anybody.
00:06:43.040 But didn't you notice that?
00:06:43.940 It doesn't matter
00:06:45.620 whether they're your girlfriend or not.
00:06:45.880 I didn't take it personally
00:06:46.980 when they cheated on me
00:06:47.960 because shit happens.
00:06:49.920 Right,
00:06:50.300 if he's going to cheat,
00:06:50.980 he's going to cheat.
00:06:51.480 There's nothing you can do to stop it.
00:06:52.580 And often the guys
00:06:53.400 in the cheat of a girl
00:06:54.080 that never look as good
00:06:54.720 as his main girls are.
00:06:55.700 That's how you know
00:06:56.780 a brother's a dog.
00:06:59.180 When this girl's not,
00:06:59.920 it's like,
00:07:00.340 cool,
00:07:00.540 if the girl's nicer 0.96
00:07:01.240 then you can kind of validate,
00:07:03.120 all right,
00:07:03.280 cool,
00:07:03.440 it makes sense.
00:07:04.220 But more time,
00:07:04.840 it's just,
00:07:05.240 she was there,
00:07:06.460 right place,
00:07:07.000 right time,
00:07:07.440 right circumstances
00:07:08.160 and shit went left. 0.87
00:07:09.620 I'm not advocating for it.
00:07:11.240 I'm not advocating for it.
00:07:13.020 Like I said,
00:07:13.860 I say,
00:07:14.420 modern day men need discipline.
00:07:15.920 Do boys ever look back
00:07:16.900 and think,
00:07:17.460 oh,
00:07:17.680 you know what?
00:07:18.080 My girl's actually really pretty.
00:07:19.580 Why did I cheat with this ugly girl? 1.00
00:07:20.860 Of course,
00:07:21.300 as soon as they bust a nut,
00:07:22.220 they feed that straight away.
00:07:24.020 Why do you feed that?
00:07:24.840 How do boys even get hard
00:07:26.480 over that girl? 0.99
00:07:27.140 A man who bust a nut
00:07:28.260 and then take you on holiday,
00:07:29.440 that's how you know
00:07:29.980 it's a mad thing.
00:07:30.880 He's not buying you bare shit.
00:07:33.240 That's how much he loves you.
00:07:35.180 That's how much he loves you
00:07:36.420 because as soon as he bust a nut,
00:07:37.860 he's like,
00:07:38.120 do you know what?
00:07:38.820 I miss my babes.
00:07:40.760 True love.
00:07:41.440 True love.
00:07:42.700 It's the worst day
00:07:43.600 when you realize
00:07:44.180 you have to worry about
00:07:44.760 ugly girls too. 1.00
00:07:45.800 You're like,
00:07:46.120 I'm fine.
00:07:48.220 But like Kyle said,
00:07:49.880 women don't like 8% of men.
00:07:51.600 Men don't have that standard. 1.00
00:07:53.160 They just...
00:07:53.520 They like 50.
00:07:54.620 They swipe right on dating apps
00:07:55.660 around 50% of the time.
00:07:57.180 Yeah,
00:07:57.440 they would probably just...
00:07:58.480 That's swiping.
00:07:59.460 But if the woman's in front of them, 1.00
00:08:01.340 that goes up to 80,
00:08:02.220 90%.
00:08:03.100 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:08:04.080 Auntie,
00:08:04.520 what did you say earlier?
00:08:05.880 You said if the guy
00:08:07.180 turns the girl down for sex, 0.81
00:08:08.740 he should be dead.
00:08:10.080 Is there a heat?
00:08:10.600 She'll kill him? 0.85
00:08:11.180 Yeah,
00:08:11.300 but no,
00:08:11.860 I mean,
00:08:12.240 I wouldn't...
00:08:14.180 There's got to be something wrong
00:08:14.960 with the girl
00:08:15.300 because I can't see no man
00:08:16.420 turning down a woman.
00:08:17.100 That's why I said
00:08:17.480 he must be like a corpse.
00:08:18.680 He himself must be dead.
00:08:20.420 Nah,
00:08:20.700 I don't disagree with that.
00:08:21.480 It's got to be something
00:08:22.920 that's...
00:08:24.640 Maybe it's a...
00:08:25.640 She smell. 0.89
00:08:26.560 I don't know.
00:08:27.040 Maybe it's...
00:08:27.640 I don't know.
00:08:29.000 Maybe he might add stamina.
00:08:30.600 Maybe he's to believe.
00:08:31.680 Nah,
00:08:31.960 no,
00:08:32.100 no,
00:08:32.220 no.
00:08:32.460 This is where I have to come in
00:08:33.900 because,
00:08:34.500 all right,
00:08:34.680 cool.
00:08:35.580 I believe fundamentally
00:08:36.900 that men need to learn 0.95
00:08:37.760 sexual discipline,
00:08:38.600 yeah,
00:08:38.980 to not be a dog
00:08:40.600 in doggy situations.
00:08:41.960 So for me personally,
00:08:42.820 I took a year out of sex
00:08:43.860 to learn sexual discipline
00:08:45.240 just so I could have the power
00:08:46.580 to say no
00:08:47.140 when the time was right.
00:08:48.420 So there was times
00:08:49.060 when I've got a girl in bed 0.98
00:08:50.500 and she said,
00:08:52.620 look,
00:08:52.740 I'm going to come over,
00:08:53.420 we're going to watch a movie.
00:08:54.900 Before,
00:08:55.360 I probably would have tried
00:08:55.940 to make a move.
00:08:56.700 Now we're genuinely
00:08:57.360 just going to watch a movie
00:08:58.220 because I've learned
00:08:58.800 sexual discipline. 0.92
00:08:59.740 I think that's important.
00:09:01.120 But not every guy
00:09:01.960 has been a very small minority.
00:09:04.720 I got invited onto a date
00:09:06.520 and they said,
00:09:07.400 where do you want to go?
00:09:07.960 And I said,
00:09:08.240 I want to go to the movies.
00:09:09.920 And because I like,
00:09:11.200 I don't have people
00:09:11.720 in front of me,
00:09:12.280 so I just chose the back row.
00:09:14.860 Me not thinking now,
00:09:16.120 we're older people,
00:09:17.380 back row.
00:09:18.520 I was like,
00:09:19.760 what are you talking about?
00:09:20.400 What are you doing?
00:09:21.320 He goes,
00:09:21.580 oh,
00:09:21.760 but I thought,
00:09:22.180 I said,
00:09:22.340 listen,
00:09:22.580 right,
00:09:22.960 I want to come to watch the movie.
00:09:24.340 That's what I'm going to do.
00:09:25.100 I'm going to watch the movie.
00:09:26.440 It's about the movie.
00:09:27.260 I said,
00:09:27.420 I've got a house there
00:09:28.000 if I want to go back to.
00:09:29.420 But no,
00:09:30.260 I was just banned on TikTok.
00:09:39.660 And we are demonetized
00:09:40.860 on a daily basis
00:09:42.080 on this platform.
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