Delusional Woman Said This on Air And This Happened
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Summary
In this episode, I sit down with my good friend and comedian, to discuss what it's like to be in a relationship with a "Broke Fat Guy" and how to deal with it. We talk about what it means to be a woman in the 21st century and how it's really hard to have sex with a guy who's not in a long term relationship.
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wait can i ask you a question okay so all right you you've never been proposed to not really
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not like that no okay okay so if you were if you had this amazing mindset you're 32
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do you have kids no okay so do you know your chance is below 50 of having a child possibly
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but if you're if you're single at 30 your chance is like 40 of having a kid so you're more likely
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to never have children that's statistic and at 30 and at 32 that means you're three years away from
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geriatric pregnancy whoa like so that means if you're single today you got to find a guy
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in three years to agree to marry you um and agree to get in a long-term relationship marry you and
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then have a kid or just get pregnant so so the odd so statistically statistically statistically okay okay
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okay so so and based off of like the so the last you've been dating since what you're 18 no well
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yeah okay so so 10 12 14 years you've been unsuccessful wow right yeah so you're single
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right and i'm not claiming to be the all like i know everything but i'm saying how how can you
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say you're in the top like you have this amazing mindset if no men have picked your mindset and
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you're and it's not looks you're pretty my mindset changed at 20 at age 28 so before that i was a
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different person so you've had four years ago okay so you've had four years to try out this mindset
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and i haven't been dating and and okay i've been going through stuff okay so and you've been accumulating
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you've been going through saying things so you've been accumulating i've been in one relationship
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kind of okay okay where where you were problematic i don't think that because he's still on my phone
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to this day so i must not have been that okay for sex and like i don't think you realize
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i'm not easy to have sex i'm i'm really really okay okay did he have sex with you
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not straight away no did he did he ever have sex with you yeah he's back for sex okay this is how
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men this is how men no makes things worse no okay no no no i'm telling you girl this is how guys see
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it like i've talked to so many dudes if they've had sex with you once but he can figure out the girls
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he's got money maybe he liked having sex with you okay yeah because my pussy's tight okay okay is this
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can i just say it wouldn't take three months to come to a decision on this one
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and you're so lovely honestly you have so much going for you i really like you but thank you
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don't say things like that just keep it for yourself you know i'm playing around that i'm
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just like that's my current i'm just really outspoken i don't think you understand okay okay
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how is a husband going to hear that yeah you just damped your chances even more yeah
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i'm not because because because loads of men now know your pussy's tight
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wait wait wait wait can i tell you something okay okay let me tell me okay listen listen listen
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okay and i'm genuinely trying to help you i'm trying to help you so seriously so like those
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are fake the eyelashes yeah do you know what those stand for oh do you know what the history of those
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are no it's literally what hookers used to use to keep calm out of their eyes i could i could probably
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believe that yeah yeah okay okay okay so and and when men see that they they like hoop earrings that
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signals yeah yeah that's it and the ears aren't too bad like but but but i'm saying when you're saying
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like my tie like is that what you want your wife and the mother of your kids to to see but the
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thing is i'm just a funny person like i'm really like outspoken i just do you know what i mean and
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i'm i'm i'm a i like to think i'm funny you know a comedian but like there's some things that you
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really shouldn't say publicly if you want to be taken seriously from a guy i i think that um
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you know if it's meant to be it's meant to be he's out there somewhere and he would appreciate
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who i am do you think a broke do you think a broke fat guy should say oh if it's meant to be
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women will like me or do you think he should improve i personally would definitely improve
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but okay yeah okay so if you're if your mindset is off do you think we say it's meant if it's
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meant to be it's meant to be or do we try to improve always try to improve okay so so how do
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we improve as women if we can't even admit there's a problem right and so right now it's like it's like
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you're kind of living in in delusion everyone's like you know maybe it's not a good look and you're
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like well it's just how i am but but i feel like me saying my is tight it it doesn't determine it
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doesn't determine how many men i've slept with if i'm a hoe do i go out and suck dick every week
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no but it doesn't okay okay let me let me let me ask let me a virgin could be like i want to hear from
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the men what do you hey blessing blessing as a guy you're out to your more traditional guy you
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want to be married right bring me this one all right all right all right what do you what do you
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what do you think when a woman says that cancelled okay what do you what do you think when a woman
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says that pretty much the same and they'll probably just want to sample it just to see if it's tight
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but imagine you could never though that's the thing and that's just the difference between you know
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what i mean if you don't if you don't you don't in it but like i'm saying if you're saying that out
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there man i'm gonna be like all right let me test it and see if it's and they could never that's the
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thing that's why i'm so confident but the thing is if guys if guys see signals that you're a hoe
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they're not going to investigate to find out they're just going to think ho ho like they're not going to
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go and do these deep dot like no they're just gonna they're just going to write you off i agree with
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that but i think it takes an individual to take time to actually get to know the person see they're
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really like that okay you know what i mean and they can find out but the men you want don't have
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time because they're working and what happened to waiting for marriage like where did that go in
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all of this conversation wait wait for what imagine what sorry go ahead where did that where
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where did waiting for marriage come in this conversation like where did that go like why did
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that leave the world uh women yeah why because i think women because well because i think women
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were in control of the like sex so we're in control of the chastity of the sexual marketplace i think
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virgins have a hard time nowadays because like one what why would a man wait for a woman that's not
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a virgin they wouldn't they wouldn't so and the problem i think that virgins are going to have is
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how does he know she's a virgin with with how much women lie nowadays yeah and how does he know like
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even if he he gets a virgin and this i've spoken to guys with this like about virgin and i'm not saying
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guys don't want it but i think it's more difficult because of the marketplace because even if you get a
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virgin like she could still go on social media and leave but i still think it's a valuable value to
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have and i think i agree with you to marry them then you should like just wait simply that's that's
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what i believe do you think that so what about the women that okay so again the average woman here
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one out of three women has an std one out of three women's having an abortion do you think they should
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say we're going to wait till marriage i mean i think they should stop doing what they're doing because
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they're they're if they keep doing that they are going to further their likeliness of not getting
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a man not being married not having kids and being miserable no and it's hard because it's like part
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of me agrees with you i think it's idealistic but i think like telling a single mother wait till you're
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married good luck or a girl that slept with like 20 dudes good luck at least stop because if you're
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going to keep sleeping with dudes you're going to when you're 30 you're going to be like 100 guys
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so at least stop now and i think it comes from family values like how you're raised you didn't raise me
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that i know that's what's so shocking before when i told my grandmother i was marrying your dad
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she was like well i hope you've slept with him and i was shocked because she was a hardcore christian
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and her upbringing was in the church a hundred percent but she's like if you don't know then you
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know you could be getting yourself into trouble yeah and i'm not saying that was right but i was
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shocked when she said that i just think like from a guy's point of view like if a girl's not a virgin
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like a guy shouldn't wait i like i think like why would a guy so i think that's the tough thing like for
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those women it's like what are they like what you're gonna because i i think a guy that does
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that is a simp to be honest if she's not a virgin you're gonna you're gonna buy a used car for new
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prices yeah no and i'm and i'm in a relationship that's dating to marry and we're waiting for marriage
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and i think oh that's so cute i think that's a beautiful thing and i just want more women to
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fall into that role fall into that that place because it's such a beautiful thing to have with somebody
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and to sleep with 20 guys and 50 guys and say like my is tight like that's not cute like what do you
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what do you think what do you think of the women that say you're missing out like you just need to
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see what's out there missing out on what getting drunk and like having with a bunch of guys and
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like like my body's a temple like my body is precious anything that goes on it or in it is
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very like it has to be pure i believe in purity and if it's not pure it's not right
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so your mind so your mind's a virgin right now i'm gonna say like but that's like very personal
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but obviously i was talking to pearl about this conversation so obviously that's my answer
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i get that but the pure thing yes you can't be pure and my partner are pure but both virgins then
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because you can't be pure what is the definition of pure clarity just give clarity are you if you're
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if you're pure that means nothing has touched your body your body that temple that you have is
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pure that means nobody can touch you none of you two i'm not gonna expose his life no obviously i'm
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not saying it's okay she doesn't have to it's okay