JustPearlyThings - July 20, 2023


Female Boxer Does The UNTHINKABLE


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

164.81862

Word Count

1,313

Sentence Count

98

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 But you see, this is the issue with like opening up marriages and having us like do OnlyFans
00:00:08.180 while being married and all this.
00:00:10.740 And now we have a story of a young man whose girlfriend does OnlyFans.
00:00:15.540 So let's pull up the story.
00:00:17.080 So this guy named Dan posted a question for the internet to give him advice on.
00:00:22.800 Now me, you know, I'm just going to give some golly old advice.
00:00:27.440 So my girlfriend started in OnlyFans two months ago.
00:00:30.820 And after one month, she only had one follower, me.
00:00:34.320 She was upset and I felt bad for her.
00:00:36.680 I decided to create multiple accounts and subscribe to her so she would be happier and
00:00:40.980 more encouraged to continue with her journey.
00:00:43.620 Recently, over the past few weeks, she has been messaging one of my accounts, which uses
00:00:47.580 a very handsome male profile picture.
00:00:50.440 And she's been hinting at meeting up with him.
00:00:53.120 I don't know what to do right now.
00:00:54.620 Do I tell her the truth about what I'm doing or continue pretending to be this guy to avoid
00:00:59.000 upsetting her?
00:01:00.200 She mentions being willing to fly out to meet this dude.
00:01:03.540 I think her heart would be broken if I told her.
00:01:07.000 Wow.
00:01:08.000 Can you—
00:01:10.000 So let me get this straight.
00:01:15.060 This man is such a bitch—I'm sorry, I got to call this guy a bitch.
00:01:17.860 He's such a bitch that he's afraid to upset his girlfriend who's trying to cheat on him.
00:01:26.920 Now the comment says he needs to confront her and then deal with the issue.
00:01:31.240 Dan needs to come off the app and forget the whole thing.
00:01:34.240 Thank you, Dre Morrell.
00:01:36.620 That's the right answer.
00:01:38.560 He needs a new girlfriend.
00:01:40.620 Yes.
00:01:41.620 Guys.
00:01:42.620 If Dan thinks of himself as some sort of superhero, I have a feeling a super name—superhero name
00:01:49.540 would be Simp Hagman, able to drink a gallon of soy milk in a single gulp, turn 25 beta males
00:01:57.020 into an alpha males in a single greeting.
00:02:00.000 His weakness is obviously testosterone.
00:02:02.540 Dan needs to walk away and exit the relationship.
00:02:06.620 Yeah, guys.
00:02:07.620 Okay.
00:02:08.620 One, this shows a couple things.
00:02:09.620 Number one, women will always have the audacity.
00:02:13.280 The audacity.
00:02:14.680 You have a guy that's okay with you doing OnlyFans and you're trying to leave him for
00:02:18.660 a subscriber.
00:02:21.240 Do you think the top tier guys are subscribers?
00:02:25.120 Really?
00:02:26.120 And it's like he's letting her do the OnlyFans thing.
00:02:31.100 And the crazy thing is, can you imagine taking off your clothes for money and getting one
00:02:36.240 subscriber, your boyfriend?
00:02:39.280 That's an L. And I've been talking about this.
00:02:42.060 Women used to be able to take L's and just move on.
00:02:45.300 You wouldn't go around—nowadays, women's L's need to be told across the town.
00:02:51.240 Do you remember that guy in New York City that all the women came together to find out
00:02:56.820 he was taking them on the same date and they all made accounts talking about how he took
00:03:03.580 them on the same date and screwed them and whatever.
00:03:08.380 And they made this man to be the worst man ever.
00:03:10.860 And I was thinking about this.
00:03:11.860 I'm like, what happened to the days where you took an L and just never talked about it?
00:03:16.660 You were like, wow.
00:03:18.880 You see, in the whole town, wow.
00:03:23.000 This is an L. And you just shut up and you moved on and you didn't go to the Internet
00:03:28.460 and tell everybody your L's.
00:03:30.740 Funny thing is, I bet you this chick, if she found out what the boyfriend was doing,
00:03:35.000 would be upset at the boyfriend instead of thinking, you know what?
00:03:38.620 Maybe I should stop OnlyFans because this isn't for me and this is a L.
00:03:45.300 So the next story, you know, they always said women can just do anything.
00:03:52.060 As women, we are just so respectable and we can just do anything a man can do.
00:03:59.060 So as you guys know, I am a female athlete and I did take professional athletics really
00:04:05.180 to quite high level.
00:04:06.180 I went semi pro in England.
00:04:07.960 I had four volleyball and I had a pro contract offered to me in the fall.
00:04:13.400 I could have went to a couple of countries.
00:04:15.960 The YouTube thing took off.
00:04:17.120 I did YouTube.
00:04:18.120 Right.
00:04:19.120 But I really understand why professional women's sports are frustrated because we do work like
00:04:25.500 as I spent 16 years of my life training, like literally every day I would go to school till
00:04:31.840 three o'clock and then I would I played two sports.
00:04:34.780 So I would go to volleyball practice and I would go to basketball practice.
00:04:38.020 So every day I would train for four hours roughly a day.
00:04:42.080 A lot of times I would drive an hour each way.
00:04:44.940 So I wouldn't get home till like 10 o'clock at night.
00:04:47.600 So imagine spending like six, seven hours a day on top of school for 10 plus years.
00:04:57.560 From the time I was 12 years old, we would travel out of state.
00:05:01.020 Right.
00:05:02.020 So I would at like 12 years old, I would have a tournament in Indiana.
00:05:05.980 I would have a tournament in Vegas.
00:05:08.320 Like I'd been to all these states for volleyball.
00:05:12.180 Now imagine you do this.
00:05:13.520 You work so incredibly hard and you become the top one, 2% of your sport.
00:05:19.200 Right.
00:05:20.200 And you usually think when you become the top, like 2%, 1% in skill of any profession that
00:05:26.000 you're going to get paid.
00:05:27.660 But for women's sports, it's just not it.
00:05:29.520 I will never whine about it because the market dictates what we're paid.
00:05:34.020 And the truth of the matter is I don't watch women's sports.
00:05:37.280 Most people don't want to watch women's sports.
00:05:39.240 There's a reason we are paid less, but I understand where they're coming from with their frustration
00:05:44.440 about the pay.
00:05:45.820 But the truth of the matter is it just is what it is.
00:05:48.860 But what frustrates me is when women are in a sport that gets paid women that make it
00:05:54.980 to the top of their level, right?
00:05:57.160 And actually—because in other sports, there's a little bit more opportunity than the sport
00:06:02.480 I was in, volleyball.
00:06:03.740 So there's a bit more opportunity.
00:06:05.740 And I did court volleyball, beach volleyball, there's a bit more.
00:06:10.160 And fighting, I've heard female fighters actually get paid an okay amount.
00:06:14.480 So this female fighter won some boxing, UFC-type stuff.
00:06:18.980 I don't really get it.
00:06:20.820 Pull the clip.
00:06:21.980 Judges by one rack, one judge by two clean racks.
00:06:25.480 I've just had that feeling that if they're going to do anything, it's the cleanest shots
00:06:29.480 of Daniela.
00:06:32.480 So women will be like, respect us.
00:06:40.320 Why don't you take us seriously?
00:06:42.120 We can do anything a man can do.
00:06:43.980 Then when we do it, we take off our clothes.
00:06:48.900 We take off our clothes, which, you know, at least she did figure this out.
00:06:53.620 Really the only way—and I've thought about this—the only way women can really make money
00:06:57.660 at sports is through two things—one, social media, so vlogs about the teams, getting rich
00:07:04.520 parents to train your kids, and unfortunately taking our clothes off.
00:07:09.100 All of the women's sports would be profitable tomorrow if women started taking off their
00:07:14.480 clothes.
00:07:15.480 Now, I don't say this as I wish this would happen, but I'm just a realist, guys.
00:07:21.480 If women started taking off their clothes, they would, in fact, make more money.
00:07:30.720 But what baffles me is we will whine about inequality, whine that we are not paid the same, and then
00:07:38.620 this is what we do when we get to the foreground.
00:07:41.580 But Pearl, this doesn't happen in other industries, right?
00:07:44.720 A woman can just do anything a man can do.
00:07:47.980 A woman can just—a woman is—women are so respectable that we come into a man's world
00:07:55.360 and we just dominate.
00:07:56.980 We just kill it.