JustPearlyThings - May 26, 2023


He Was SHOCKED When He Heard THIS


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

219.62842

Word Count

2,581

Sentence Count

306

Misogynist Sentences

37

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

Why is it that women peak in their 20s and 30s and men in their 40s? Is it because of their youth, or is it because they ve had more experience? Or because they have been with the same guy for a longer period of time?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Your peak, your prime, unfortunately,
00:00:02.400 is when you're at your dumbest.
00:00:03.620 When you're in your early 20s,
00:00:04.840 when you look your prettiest,
00:00:06.180 is when every man wants you,
00:00:07.820 but you're too busy trying men out.
00:00:10.280 But by the time you realise,
00:00:11.660 you're like,
00:00:12.320 this is now I want to settle down.
00:00:14.200 The window is gone,
00:00:15.320 and that is closed,
00:00:16.160 and now you're hoping that the guy
00:00:17.560 hasn't already been married,
00:00:19.040 got kids,
00:00:19.960 and it's difficult.
00:00:20.900 But women aren't realising this till it's still.
00:00:22.820 Why do we associate our peak
00:00:25.200 with our youth and physical state?
00:00:27.660 That's what I want to know.
00:00:28.520 Wait, wait, wait.
00:00:29.060 No, that's a good question.
00:00:30.500 That is a good question.
00:00:31.240 Couldn't your peak actually be,
00:00:33.080 once you've gone through all of those experiences,
00:00:34.860 and you understand,
00:00:35.600 as a man or a woman,
00:00:36.840 who you truly are?
00:00:37.400 Question for you.
00:00:38.340 Would all those men paying for your OnlyFans
00:00:40.120 still want to fuck you with 50 years old, pal?
00:00:42.320 That's the reason.
00:00:43.360 With what?
00:00:44.140 Good question.
00:00:45.400 No, I'm saying,
00:00:45.960 if he was 50 years old on OnlyFans,
00:00:47.660 would the same amount of people
00:00:48.640 be paying money to watch him?
00:00:49.520 There's only one way to find out.
00:00:51.940 That's true.
00:00:52.600 I'm just...
00:00:53.440 Youth is attractive to the men.
00:00:57.580 No, no, no.
00:00:58.080 Okay, but actually,
00:00:58.760 I have a better question.
00:01:00.260 Would they want to watch
00:01:00.940 if you're effing 60-year-old women?
00:01:03.160 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:04.540 Oh.
00:01:04.860 You'd be surprised.
00:01:06.060 I've got some mad requests.
00:01:07.940 He showed me a bloody actor
00:01:09.240 that he had on his podcast
00:01:10.180 who'd done something with a 78-year-old.
00:01:12.360 Please.
00:01:12.940 Don't drop me into the jam.
00:01:15.580 We're talking in general.
00:01:17.100 Let's just be real.
00:01:17.820 No, you're facts.
00:01:18.120 Facts, facts.
00:01:18.420 You know, in the beauty industry,
00:01:19.620 anything that sells sex,
00:01:20.860 they want the young women.
00:01:21.820 That's true, that's true.
00:01:22.460 And so it's like,
00:01:23.440 we're not saying you can't get better as a person.
00:01:25.740 Like, I think a lot of times,
00:01:26.700 older women are a lot nicer and kinder, but...
00:01:29.920 But from a...
00:01:30.460 Yeah, I get it.
00:01:30.840 Yeah, it's like who...
00:01:31.960 The...
00:01:32.260 I want parents to get married
00:01:34.080 at early 22, 23, 24, 25.
00:01:37.060 Now it's like 30s.
00:01:38.780 But that time, we valued the purity of women,
00:01:42.760 you know what I mean?
00:01:43.360 And the youth of women.
00:01:45.380 And that's what we hold high up there
00:01:47.440 in high regards.
00:01:48.300 Whereas women hold, for men,
00:01:50.280 how much accomplishments we've done.
00:01:51.900 I've got a question.
00:01:52.960 And men peak around 35.
00:01:55.040 I've got a question.
00:01:55.680 Just out of curiosity, right?
00:01:56.460 It seems we're talking about a relationship.
00:01:57.820 For you four women,
00:01:58.720 what's more important?
00:01:59.660 A man's loyalty and his honesty
00:02:01.160 or his stature and position in society?
00:02:04.340 Because then we'll be able to decipher
00:02:06.020 how much infidelity really is a problem.
00:02:08.920 For me, I'm saying loyalty.
00:02:09.800 One at a time, one at a time.
00:02:10.740 I'm saying loyalty.
00:02:11.920 And what would you say loyalty then?
00:02:13.020 Out of loyalty or social status?
00:02:15.280 I.e. you've got a 20% guy
00:02:16.840 who will cheat on you Monday to Monday,
00:02:18.520 twice on a Sunday.
00:02:19.220 Loyalty for me.
00:02:19.540 Or a tramp, not a tramp,
00:02:20.640 well, an 80% guy who's not so rich
00:02:22.740 but he's going to be loyal to you.
00:02:23.720 What's more important?
00:02:24.600 You can make money together
00:02:25.920 if you take it like that.
00:02:27.100 Loyalty, yeah.
00:02:27.760 Loyalty?
00:02:28.400 For me, it would definitely be loyalty
00:02:31.000 and a good line of communication.
00:02:34.980 Loyalty.
00:02:35.460 Loyalty.
00:02:37.120 Loyalty.
00:02:37.480 Yeah, I think, and this is the thing,
00:02:39.280 I think it sounds nice.
00:02:40.760 It sounds real nice.
00:02:41.700 It sounds nice.
00:02:42.640 But we just have to talk about
00:02:44.220 by and large women don't pick loyalty
00:02:45.940 when they're at their peak.
00:02:47.120 So it's like they could say that
00:02:48.380 but it's like when,
00:02:49.280 no, because seriously,
00:02:50.500 if loyalty was the number one thing to you guys,
00:02:53.320 if it was, listen, listen,
00:02:55.060 if it was the number one thing to you guys,
00:02:56.740 you would, no,
00:02:57.840 you would be virgins on your wedding day
00:02:59.680 because you want to make sure
00:03:00.860 that you have a man
00:03:01.640 that sleeps with you
00:03:02.620 that's loyal to you for life.
00:03:04.800 if, but we don't pick that.
00:03:06.660 Yeah, but I feel like sexual education
00:03:08.220 is not that into the age, really.
00:03:11.760 Yeah, into early stage.
00:03:13.800 Because, but why, why?
00:03:15.460 That's the question, why?
00:03:16.360 Because women don't value it.
00:03:18.500 Women have changed.
00:03:20.460 Yeah.
00:03:20.740 Can I ask the ladies
00:03:21.600 a very valuable question
00:03:23.100 which I don't think anybody's asked.
00:03:24.900 Yeah.
00:03:25.940 If you guys were a man for one day.
00:03:29.360 Oh, wow.
00:03:29.820 Yeah.
00:03:30.220 You know that question.
00:03:31.140 If you guys were a man for one day.
00:03:33.780 Yeah.
00:03:34.100 What would you do?
00:03:35.340 Would you go out and shag all these women?
00:03:36.860 Yeah.
00:03:38.240 Yeah.
00:03:38.540 I know you,
00:03:39.260 the thing is,
00:03:39.680 if you guys were men for one day,
00:03:42.020 you lot would shag all the women.
00:03:43.880 I would have heard it so many times.
00:03:45.220 You always said,
00:03:45.840 if I had a penis on my bunnies,
00:03:47.500 then they would do it the worst.
00:03:49.100 Yeah, so you need to understand.
00:03:50.080 Would you like me to answer?
00:03:51.240 Yeah, go for it.
00:03:51.880 Okay.
00:03:52.220 I know how to answer.
00:03:53.160 If I was a man for a day.
00:03:58.780 You'd probably want to be a man for longer.
00:04:00.780 No.
00:04:01.560 No.
00:04:02.320 I watched the feminists
00:04:06.080 crawl out of the comments.
00:04:06.860 Yeah, but what you can do in one day.
00:04:10.380 Okay, is,
00:04:11.560 I don't know,
00:04:12.760 because, I mean,
00:04:14.420 I'm not about,
00:04:15.680 and that's the thing,
00:04:16.520 if you've just got one track mind,
00:04:18.760 like,
00:04:19.120 are you just going to go and shag everybody?
00:04:20.720 No.
00:04:21.640 Okay, but you are a man for one day,
00:04:23.840 what you can do in one day.
00:04:25.240 Have a wank.
00:04:25.640 You'd be surprised.
00:04:26.820 I don't know.
00:04:28.280 I don't know.
00:04:28.840 I'll probably try and set up some sort of,
00:04:31.740 I don't know,
00:04:32.340 something,
00:04:33.060 but sex will be the last thing
00:04:35.160 that will be on my,
00:04:36.080 play on my play.
00:04:37.120 You'd play with your willy,
00:04:38.100 you'd be the first thing you'd do.
00:04:39.380 No.
00:04:39.960 The hell would.
00:04:40.780 Wait, no.
00:04:41.500 First of all,
00:04:42.580 if I wake up as a man,
00:04:44.740 in a day,
00:04:45.280 I'll be shocked to be like,
00:04:46.080 why is this thing standing up?
00:04:47.460 I'll be like,
00:04:47.740 how do I even control this?
00:04:48.880 What do I do?
00:04:49.800 First of all,
00:04:50.440 I'll be like,
00:04:50.680 what the fuck do I do with this?
00:04:52.600 Second of all,
00:04:53.200 I'll be like,
00:04:53.540 okay,
00:04:54.200 I'll call one of my brothers,
00:04:55.260 but bro,
00:04:55.540 I'm a man now,
00:04:56.320 so can you help me please?
00:04:57.260 I'll take you standing up,
00:04:58.340 help me.
00:04:58.580 I want to think about going on fucking go.
00:05:00.020 That's so funny.
00:05:00.540 That's what this is.
00:05:01.360 You would have to have a penis to understand.
00:05:03.840 That's what I'm saying.
00:05:04.520 You have to have a penis to understand.
00:05:05.920 Well guys,
00:05:06.600 men have like,
00:05:07.600 I don't know,
00:05:08.140 like four,
00:05:08.760 five,
00:05:09.260 ten,
00:05:09.740 I don't know,
00:05:10.060 a million times the testosterone we do.
00:05:12.340 100%.
00:05:12.780 Yeah,
00:05:13.140 and so it's like,
00:05:13.680 we will never understand
00:05:14.620 how much they think about sex.
00:05:15.560 Can I give it a try?
00:05:16.600 I'll give it a try.
00:05:17.320 You know when you're coming on your period,
00:05:19.320 and you're real moody,
00:05:20.760 and it's like,
00:05:21.500 and like,
00:05:22.480 anything.
00:05:22.960 For some women,
00:05:23.260 I'm not moody.
00:05:23.620 No,
00:05:23.840 no,
00:05:24.000 some women are really hormonal,
00:05:25.920 really upset about,
00:05:26.940 you cry over any little thing,
00:05:28.480 right?
00:05:29.020 Imagine that,
00:05:30.160 but your horny is fucked and nonstop.
00:05:32.100 That's what it's like being a man.
00:05:33.360 100%.
00:05:33.880 100%.
00:05:34.180 Hormones.
00:05:34.620 Thank you for making that.
00:05:35.180 It's just hormones.
00:05:36.240 Fair enough, fair enough.
00:05:36.840 In your head,
00:05:38.180 you know what,
00:05:38.740 you're like,
00:05:39.060 this isn't really me,
00:05:40.060 it's just like.
00:05:40.420 I thought I was the only one.
00:05:41.040 But wait,
00:05:41.460 what if your woman is as well?
00:05:44.660 Oof.
00:05:45.180 Then you've got a match made in heaven.
00:05:46.720 Yeah,
00:05:47.220 what if your woman is as well?
00:05:48.220 You've got a match made in heaven.
00:05:49.180 Well,
00:05:49.380 great,
00:05:49.880 yeah,
00:05:50.100 I mean,
00:05:50.400 fantastic.
00:05:51.180 Open up an OnlyFans page.
00:05:55.240 They say most men cheat,
00:05:57.180 because their woman is not active enough.
00:05:59.160 What if she is?
00:05:59.980 Then what's the excuse?
00:06:00.800 I think it's just that men,
00:06:02.240 it's the novelty,
00:06:03.000 the novelty wears off.
00:06:04.740 You know what you're going to expect.
00:06:06.260 You know the position.
00:06:07.340 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:08.900 Don't eat this,
00:06:09.740 you do this,
00:06:10.900 then do your thing,
00:06:12.160 you fall asleep.
00:06:12.720 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:13.400 I love your chicken,
00:06:14.880 but I couldn't eat it every day.
00:06:16.320 Sometimes I want to get,
00:06:20.060 you know,
00:06:20.620 the chef special.
00:06:23.320 Who said fish?
00:06:24.200 I'm serious.
00:06:24.980 For the guys that have cheated before,
00:06:28.360 what's the most like demon,
00:06:29.760 demon time thing you've done?
00:06:31.540 Oh,
00:06:32.000 no.
00:06:33.280 That's a good one.
00:06:34.280 Oh,
00:06:34.300 no.
00:06:35.440 Dude.
00:06:35.860 Now my pure image is just going to...
00:06:37.720 Come on.
00:06:38.320 This is my...
00:06:39.500 Let's get less of a heart.
00:06:42.040 Remember honesty now.
00:06:44.380 Remember honesty, guys.
00:06:46.140 No word of a lie.
00:06:46.640 I cheated on this girl.
00:06:47.460 First love of my life,
00:06:48.600 Jade.
00:06:49.340 The only girl I've probably ever,
00:06:50.620 ever loved.
00:06:50.960 Man states her name.
00:06:51.460 Five year relationship.
00:06:52.980 She knows,
00:06:53.300 she knows.
00:06:54.020 Jade,
00:06:54.460 Jade,
00:06:54.740 Jade,
00:06:55.060 he misses you.
00:06:55.780 No,
00:06:55.940 I miss you.
00:06:56.620 I miss you.
00:06:56.660 I miss you.
00:06:58.760 All right,
00:07:01.340 so listen,
00:07:01.740 this is serious,
00:07:02.340 yeah?
00:07:02.440 So I was always a good person at heart,
00:07:05.140 even when I was doing bad.
00:07:06.320 So I cheated on her,
00:07:07.260 and I've been watching too many,
00:07:09.480 like,
00:07:10.060 blockbuster movies and rom-coms,
00:07:11.580 and I thought,
00:07:12.120 you know what?
00:07:12.800 If I go and tell her,
00:07:13.780 I've just cheated on her,
00:07:14.820 and cried,
00:07:15.480 she's going to love me,
00:07:16.440 and be like,
00:07:17.060 what an amazing human being.
00:07:18.840 So I did that.
00:07:19.500 I jumped to the car,
00:07:20.440 drove home,
00:07:21.020 listening to bloody...
00:07:22.840 Whatever you were listening to.
00:07:23.640 I'm sorry, Jake.
00:07:24.440 Backstreet Boys.
00:07:25.460 Whatever I was listening to.
00:07:26.820 Driving,
00:07:27.260 driving,
00:07:27.500 driving.
00:07:27.840 I'm thinking about what I'm going to say.
00:07:29.000 I'm going to say,
00:07:29.300 sit down,
00:07:29.980 right,
00:07:30.300 yeah,
00:07:30.460 I'm a man.
00:07:32.440 I told her,
00:07:32.900 oh my God,
00:07:33.760 it was the biggest mistake I've made.
00:07:35.340 Like,
00:07:35.760 literally,
00:07:36.580 we were never,
00:07:37.920 ever the same after that moment.
00:07:39.760 So I suppose
00:07:41.040 the dogly thing to do
00:07:42.440 is to cheat,
00:07:43.220 and then have the audacity
00:07:44.160 to tell someone
00:07:44.940 that you cheated,
00:07:45.580 thinking you're a hero,
00:07:46.800 when actually you're not.
00:07:47.880 I want credit.
00:07:48.740 I told you the truth.
00:07:50.020 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:50.620 They told me.
00:07:51.240 It didn't go according to the bank.
00:07:52.180 If I tell you the truth,
00:07:52.540 it's going to be okay.
00:07:53.080 Play at me.
00:07:54.160 Whether it goes well or not, though,
00:07:55.580 I think...
00:07:55.840 I've got worse.
00:07:56.320 I did the right thing.
00:07:57.260 Yeah, you did the right thing.
00:07:58.320 No, the right thing
00:07:59.380 is just not cheating to me.
00:08:00.420 I've learned Malaysia.
00:08:02.080 I've been working out.
00:08:03.120 At least she said it.
00:08:03.860 Be honest and tell me,
00:08:04.440 then...
00:08:05.380 No, but I was going to say,
00:08:06.140 if she looks back at it now,
00:08:07.120 she'll probably be like,
00:08:07.640 do you know what?
00:08:08.100 I have respect for him
00:08:09.040 for telling me back then.
00:08:10.340 But obviously,
00:08:10.660 in that situation,
00:08:11.500 she's probably like...
00:08:11.980 She's married with how many kids?
00:08:13.400 Four or five?
00:08:14.160 I don't know.
00:08:14.720 So we're talking about
00:08:15.700 the amount of time
00:08:16.580 between shagging another woman.
00:08:18.180 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:18.200 Like, what's the most girls
00:08:19.220 you've slept with in a day?
00:08:20.880 I don't...
00:08:21.360 Oh, wow.
00:08:22.000 Four.
00:08:22.600 In Ibiza?
00:08:23.420 Yeah, 24 hours.
00:08:24.460 Four?
00:08:24.740 Four?
00:08:25.040 Four?
00:08:25.360 Four?
00:08:25.600 Are you cheating or from...
00:08:26.660 Simultaneously,
00:08:27.420 at the same time.
00:08:28.000 Oh, right.
00:08:28.340 That's us.
00:08:28.640 At the same time.
00:08:29.900 At the same time.
00:08:29.980 You're one of those.
00:08:31.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:32.460 You're cheating.
00:08:33.180 And I've got a video to prove.
00:08:34.240 Like, cheating.
00:08:34.740 Oh, cheating?
00:08:35.560 Just cheating.
00:08:36.280 Yeah, yeah, cheating.
00:08:36.780 Oh, oh, shit.
00:08:37.720 He said he's got a video.
00:08:38.600 Oh, my God.
00:08:38.920 Like, you went and fucked her...
00:08:40.140 Yeah, no.
00:08:40.480 When I went Ibiza,
00:08:41.260 I did a crazy stint.
00:08:42.800 I did seven girls in five days.
00:08:44.380 Oh, yeah, five days, yeah.
00:08:45.400 Seven girls in five days.
00:08:46.360 Wow.
00:08:46.720 In Ibiza.
00:08:47.160 That was nasty.
00:08:48.100 Did you catch anything?
00:08:48.520 Was that included in...
00:08:55.600 Six-point check.
00:08:56.420 You have to open your mouth.
00:08:57.420 I like that.
00:08:58.500 Like, if there's any lumps
00:08:59.760 or dodgy white patches...
00:09:01.040 No, no, no.
00:09:01.340 I like that.
00:09:02.300 So, what's down there?
00:09:03.280 You don't know if something's there?
00:09:04.040 Oh, come on.
00:09:04.500 Now, do the six-point check down there.
00:09:05.620 Of course, you go.
00:09:07.080 That's a 24-point check.
00:09:08.400 Would you?
00:09:08.880 I need to meet this guy's book.
00:09:10.260 I'm sorry.
00:09:11.600 I have a question for you.
00:09:13.300 For you.
00:09:14.000 I'm going to...
00:09:14.700 I'm going to ask all of the demon time stories,
00:09:18.220 but would you ever date someone
00:09:20.620 that does the same work you do?
00:09:22.180 Yeah, we could date a prostitute.
00:09:24.420 I knew you were going to go.
00:09:26.600 Be honest now.
00:09:28.100 Be honest.
00:09:28.920 Okay, cool.
00:09:29.380 I'll be honest.
00:09:30.180 When I first started this line of work,
00:09:32.080 absolutely not,
00:09:32.860 because like many people,
00:09:34.140 I had this preconception
00:09:35.320 that if you are that,
00:09:36.640 you have to be some form of repulsive human being.
00:09:39.900 However,
00:09:40.880 having met many a nice women
00:09:43.320 with good standards and good morals,
00:09:46.780 I know you might question them.
00:09:48.720 I probably...
00:09:49.320 For the right one...
00:09:50.480 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:09:50.960 For the right one,
00:09:51.940 I don't say no to anything.
00:09:53.500 If you told me two years ago,
00:09:54.460 I'd be getting my willy out on the internet
00:09:55.920 to make a living,
00:09:56.980 I would not just laugh at you,
00:09:58.620 I'd be scandalised.
00:09:59.900 So never say never.
00:10:01.180 I don't know tomorrow's day.
00:10:02.380 So if anyone's looking at this...
00:10:04.020 You know you're not going out of anyone in the industry.
00:10:07.460 Bro, you don't know, bro.
00:10:08.420 Have you seen some of these girls?
00:10:10.420 No, but I'm saying to you,
00:10:11.480 I'm like,
00:10:12.100 okay,
00:10:13.340 beauty is cool, yeah?
00:10:14.640 So I'll give you the situation, yeah?
00:10:16.540 She's got 5 million in her account,
00:10:17.900 I've got 5 million in her account,
00:10:19.080 she wants to retire,
00:10:20.040 I want to retire,
00:10:20.780 babe,
00:10:21.360 let's sign the dotted line,
00:10:23.100 we're never going to do this again,
00:10:24.240 we're going to pay someone
00:10:24.900 to delete all the content
00:10:25.760 as much as possible,
00:10:26.740 and we're going to start afresh.
00:10:28.200 Why would you say no?
00:10:29.000 I hear that,
00:10:30.220 but she still has the 5,000 dicks.
00:10:32.780 Yeah, but have you seen the size of my penis?
00:10:34.480 And have you seen what I bring to the table?
00:10:35.900 I'm not insecure.
00:10:36.960 The only way...
00:10:37.800 I'm being serious.
00:10:39.220 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:42.440 No, no, no, no, wait, wait.
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00:10:58.120 I can see it.
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00:11:08.880 She's like, what about me?
00:11:10.360 One at a time, one at a time, one at a time.
00:11:12.420 Don't take it.
00:11:13.280 That is jokes.
00:11:13.620 Okay, so you might date someone with an OnlyFans.
00:11:16.760 Okay.
00:11:17.280 Harams.
00:11:17.900 I don't believe that.
00:11:19.020 I don't believe that you're what we call in the dictionary
00:11:21.960 that I've read three times a cock hold.
00:11:23.980 All right?
00:11:24.340 I don't believe you're a cock hold.
00:11:25.400 That's different.
00:11:26.160 Talking of which,
00:11:26.660 I'm going to be doing a scene next week with that.
00:11:27.880 But a cock hold is someone who takes pleasure
00:11:29.940 in seeing their missus have sex with other people.
00:11:31.880 I don't take pleasure with that.
00:11:33.280 However, if she's done it in the past,
00:11:35.000 babe, you had to do what you had to do.
00:11:36.280 So would she have to be like cut and dry?
00:11:39.120 Not active.
00:11:39.660 So she's not active with other men?
00:11:41.400 No, no, no.
00:11:41.860 Okay.
00:11:42.240 I'll be a hypocrite if I said yes.
00:11:44.020 No.
00:11:44.080 Okay.
00:11:44.580 Sorry.
00:11:44.880 Okay.