JustPearlyThings - May 12, 2023


How Long Is TOO LONG


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

214.32419

Word Count

2,387

Sentence Count

306

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

How long should it take to get a woman pregnant? How long should a woman wait to get pregnant? Is it too long to wait for a woman to have a baby? How many months should you wait before you commit to a woman?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Take on a coffee date for a first date.
00:00:04.120 Date as many women as possible to tell the difference.
00:00:07.960 Make sure she's not on birth control.
00:00:11.120 And figure out what her relationship's like with her family and her dad.
00:00:15.180 What do you agree with, disagree with, and what would you like to add?
00:00:23.360 There's loads I need to add to that, man.
00:00:26.000 It's not that simple.
00:00:26.860 I don't know.
00:00:30.000 Yeah, start that again.
00:00:31.040 Tell me that list again, man.
00:00:32.880 We can keep going.
00:00:34.420 So you got to see her for three months.
00:00:36.680 For three months?
00:00:37.820 Yeah, cool.
00:00:38.960 I think three months.
00:00:39.540 Do you think that's enough?
00:00:40.460 You can marry a girl three months?
00:00:41.800 No.
00:00:42.260 No, you can't.
00:00:43.080 In three months.
00:00:44.860 You know why you come here?
00:00:46.160 A lot of women are chameleons.
00:00:47.380 No, 100%.
00:00:48.280 Trust me, they can shapeshift.
00:00:51.780 Have you ever dated a girl for three months and she changes completely?
00:00:54.880 Yes.
00:00:56.100 You know when the biggest change of a woman happens?
00:00:59.560 What?
00:00:59.800 When she has a baby.
00:01:00.960 For me, that's when I see the biggest change in a woman.
00:01:03.920 So you won't even really know your woman until she has a child properly.
00:01:07.060 That's what I believe.
00:01:07.680 So in order to find a good woman, you have to get her pregnant?
00:01:10.360 No, you don't have to.
00:01:11.400 But I'm saying...
00:01:11.760 Don't worry about that.
00:01:14.480 No, you don't have to.
00:01:15.480 Because there's certain things you'll see.
00:01:16.700 But I'm saying, from my experience, I have three kids, innit?
00:01:19.880 So I saw the biggest change when the woman had a child.
00:01:23.520 Okay.
00:01:24.300 So how long should you see her before you marry her, knock her up, whatever?
00:01:28.760 I don't know about marry or knock her up.
00:01:30.300 Three months is a good time to determine whether she's being genuine.
00:01:33.280 If she's wearing a mask or not.
00:01:34.420 So you got to see her for three months in order to date her?
00:01:37.580 Like, what's the...
00:01:38.220 I mean, I don't think, as he said, you can't really determine anyone as the true person
00:01:42.700 as they're being genuine as they say they are for, like, the first three months, genuinely.
00:01:46.620 If you've lived with someone, that's different.
00:01:49.280 If you move in with someone, you can see the truth, like, a lot quicker.
00:01:51.760 Actually, can I...
00:01:52.960 Can I...
00:01:53.260 I'm sorry.
00:01:53.900 I'm a little ADD sometimes.
00:01:55.200 No, go on.
00:01:55.540 When do you guys expect to sleep with her?
00:01:58.920 You know what?
00:02:00.280 That's subjective.
00:02:01.440 You see that question there, yeah?
00:02:02.900 It is very subjective, yeah?
00:02:05.260 In general.
00:02:06.140 Are you saying expect?
00:02:07.060 Yeah, expectation is a big word.
00:02:08.400 I don't have an expectation.
00:02:09.460 I don't have an expectation.
00:02:10.620 They expect straight away.
00:02:11.380 On the first date.
00:02:12.120 You know what it is?
00:02:13.000 Fourth date.
00:02:13.480 I'll be honest, yeah.
00:02:14.500 I don't think there's too much of...
00:02:16.620 It's not a problem if you sleep with a woman the first night
00:02:18.780 or you sleep with a woman two months down the line.
00:02:21.240 Because man can move different.
00:02:22.240 Man can wait...
00:02:22.940 Sleep with her as soon as you can.
00:02:25.760 Yeah, but...
00:02:26.500 You know what it is?
00:02:27.420 Because you can sleep with a woman straight away
00:02:29.900 and have a great connection and a great relationship with her.
00:02:32.440 Or you can...
00:02:33.320 A woman can hold out for six months and whatever
00:02:35.460 and there's a man out here that will sit there for six months.
00:02:37.660 How many years?
00:02:38.100 Clark and bust out.
00:02:39.120 Do you get what I'm saying?
00:02:39.980 All right.
00:02:40.320 How long is too long?
00:02:41.900 I'm just going to...
00:02:42.620 I need hands, okay?
00:02:43.700 How long is too long?
00:02:45.520 No matter how good the girl is, you ain't waiting.
00:02:47.980 Like, this is ridiculous.
00:02:48.620 I think three months is the max to wait.
00:02:51.120 That's why I want hands for the max.
00:02:53.140 Are you waiting one...
00:02:54.200 All right.
00:02:54.560 Wait, wait, wait.
00:02:55.800 He's cupping.
00:02:56.620 He's cupping.
00:02:57.420 I need hands.
00:02:58.620 Are we waiting a week?
00:02:59.940 Is that okay?
00:03:00.980 All right.
00:03:01.400 Yeah, I'll wait a week.
00:03:02.480 Okay, I need you to go...
00:03:04.640 Put your hand up when it's too long.
00:03:06.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:06.700 All right.
00:03:07.820 Two weeks.
00:03:09.340 Three weeks.
00:03:11.300 So you're putting in three weeks?
00:03:12.920 It depends on the context.
00:03:14.440 I mean, has she made other people wait?
00:03:17.100 You don't know.
00:03:18.040 You never know that.
00:03:19.220 Yeah, that's a stupid one.
00:03:19.840 You never know that.
00:03:20.480 You don't know.
00:03:20.940 You don't know.
00:03:20.960 You don't know.
00:03:21.700 I'm not going to be the one that waits.
00:03:22.960 Because I'm not going to be the one that waits.
00:03:24.800 So, I mean, like, how old is she?
00:03:28.860 I mean, she's some kind of born-again virgin.
00:03:31.700 I don't know.
00:03:32.220 But then I'm not...
00:03:33.720 You're getting a girl from first date.
00:03:37.460 So you don't know.
00:03:38.320 You've just met her off the street, whatever, dating app, whatever.
00:03:41.460 So you have to determine.
00:03:42.740 All right.
00:03:42.920 So three weeks, you can wait.
00:03:44.240 You're not...
00:03:45.240 He's...
00:03:45.920 Okay.
00:03:46.140 Four weeks.
00:03:47.160 Four weeks too long for anyone?
00:03:49.080 No.
00:03:49.460 Five weeks.
00:03:50.880 Okay.
00:03:51.200 Two months.
00:03:52.180 Too long to sleep with her?
00:03:54.520 The two months is the max.
00:03:56.400 All right.
00:03:56.760 After that.
00:03:57.660 Yeah.
00:03:57.980 I'm going to go with two months.
00:03:59.320 Two months for me.
00:04:00.460 Yeah.
00:04:00.760 I get bored easily.
00:04:01.640 So after two months, I might...
00:04:02.800 Two months.
00:04:04.000 Yeah.
00:04:04.040 I'll go with two to three months.
00:04:05.480 Two to three months.
00:04:06.300 All right.
00:04:06.600 So three.
00:04:07.240 All right.
00:04:07.420 So you guys too.
00:04:08.120 You said she could have three.
00:04:08.740 But I don't know.
00:04:09.420 But the thing is, I've done three months when I was young.
00:04:11.880 Maybe when I'm older now, I don't know.
00:04:14.060 That's why I'm in...
00:04:15.740 But when I had the three months, that relationship lasted.
00:04:18.820 Now you meet a nice woman.
00:04:21.660 You think you're looking for a good woman.
00:04:22.960 If she's the one, then I could wait like a year.
00:04:25.640 But I have to be convinced.
00:04:26.740 Yeah.
00:04:27.220 Yeah.
00:04:27.660 If she's the one.
00:04:28.220 If she's the one.
00:04:28.840 How do you know she's the one, though?
00:04:30.140 But then you have to know.
00:04:31.280 You have to know Ra.
00:04:32.900 You have to be in her life for that whole time.
00:04:35.460 I understand her.
00:04:36.200 How old are you again?
00:04:37.400 I'm 29.
00:04:38.200 Okay.
00:04:38.620 You're 29.
00:04:39.380 So how old women do you usually date?
00:04:41.680 Around my age.
00:04:42.640 So if she's not a virgin, will you wait for a year for her?
00:04:45.880 She's not a virgin, but I wait for a year.
00:04:47.820 If I was...
00:04:49.220 Yeah.
00:04:49.580 I could do.
00:04:50.300 I could do.
00:04:50.940 It's not likely.
00:04:51.840 I could do.
00:04:52.520 Are you sleeping with other people at the time?
00:04:54.140 You're waiting.
00:04:54.660 Yeah.
00:04:54.900 Yeah.
00:04:54.980 Yeah.
00:04:57.180 I'm kidding.
00:04:58.840 I don't know what she's waiting for.
00:05:05.140 I'm saying I don't know what...
00:05:05.960 That's a good question.
00:05:06.880 Okay.
00:05:07.140 Okay.
00:05:07.540 So you got a year.
00:05:09.000 You went from two months and to a year.
00:05:11.340 Yeah.
00:05:11.560 But I'm saying it depends how much...
00:05:13.560 All right.
00:05:13.880 The average, the nice, I don't know, your favorite girl that you've been on a date with.
00:05:20.760 Let's just take her.
00:05:21.600 You guys can think of.
00:05:22.620 Whoever your favorite ex is, whatever.
00:05:24.900 All right.
00:05:25.140 Would you have waited a year for her?
00:05:28.060 Yeah, I did.
00:05:28.920 Oh, you did.
00:05:29.580 Okay.
00:05:30.960 So you'll wait a year.
00:05:32.520 You'll wait...
00:05:32.940 Two months.
00:05:33.520 Two months.
00:05:34.180 You'll wait what?
00:05:35.860 When you're saying...
00:05:36.500 Now you're saying favorite, yo.
00:05:39.340 He says you're looking for a wifey.
00:05:41.580 I'm just...
00:05:42.000 I was just trying to get it out of your visual.
00:05:43.680 I would wait.
00:05:44.360 But one of the...
00:05:45.020 If you're talking about favorites, it didn't last...
00:05:47.140 It didn't take long.
00:05:48.440 It was first time.
00:05:49.480 No, but how long would you wait for a girl you liked?
00:05:51.880 That's what I'm saying.
00:05:53.420 I just used that as...
00:05:55.300 I don't know.
00:05:55.940 I can't answer that question.
00:05:57.340 Please answer the question.
00:05:58.340 It's hard for me to...
00:05:59.340 You're here to answer my question.
00:06:00.700 No, 100%.
00:06:01.740 This is what you're here for.
00:06:02.800 How long would I wait?
00:06:03.960 Just give me an answer, please.
00:06:05.200 It doesn't have to be set.
00:06:06.360 I would wait two months.
00:06:07.060 Yeah, two months.
00:06:07.500 Okay.
00:06:07.980 Thank you.
00:06:08.340 Thank you so much.
00:06:10.000 You're like three weeks, roughly a month, a month.
00:06:12.920 Yeah, three weeks.
00:06:13.380 So one month, two months, a year.
00:06:15.400 We got to...
00:06:16.140 A year, yeah.
00:06:16.900 Okay, so step one.
00:06:18.960 Sleep with her as soon as possible and wait up to...
00:06:25.320 A year?
00:06:25.700 Up to one month to a year, depending on the guy.
00:06:33.620 Because what if you wait a year and you don't like it?
00:06:35.820 Mm-hmm.
00:06:36.760 Good point.
00:06:37.460 I wasn't only in that one, into that one.
00:06:40.400 So you know what I'm saying?
00:06:41.480 Yeah.
00:06:43.840 Okay.
00:06:44.400 Well, okay.
00:06:45.040 So don't wait.
00:06:45.700 Now we're going back.
00:06:46.660 Don't wait.
00:06:47.400 I don't...
00:06:47.960 Just for him, though.
00:06:49.000 He's waiting.
00:06:49.580 Yeah, he's waiting.
00:06:49.920 Okay, so next step.
00:06:51.420 Okay, so when should you ask her to make you a coffee?
00:06:54.900 That's what we have.
00:06:56.620 I don't even drink coffee.
00:06:58.420 Okay, so what else?
00:06:59.580 How else do you vet for a good woman?
00:07:02.620 You know what?
00:07:03.820 To vet a good woman, yeah, I think you need...
00:07:06.960 It depends on the communication and the conversation that you have.
00:07:09.340 So going coffee is...
00:07:11.460 I agree.
00:07:12.420 And the maddest thing is, the girl that I'm seeing now, this is the first time I've ever
00:07:16.140 gone coffee and we had a mad conversation in Costa over coffee.
00:07:19.520 And I've never done that before, which is mad.
00:07:22.220 I'm telling you.
00:07:23.220 But once you have a good...
00:07:24.340 Through conversation and through certain things, a man would get an idea.
00:07:28.560 So adding on to what Rome's the same with family values, traditional, maybe even fair
00:07:33.700 or God, like conversation with her, you will understand a lot more about her.
00:07:37.480 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:07:37.840 If she could...
00:07:38.400 Can she even conversate?
00:07:39.400 Can we have a proper conversation together?
00:07:41.200 You know what I'm saying?
00:07:42.740 Okay, so take on coffee date, sleep with her as soon as possible.
00:07:47.340 Coffee date after I finish waiting.
00:07:50.040 Oh, so that...
00:07:51.420 Okay.
00:07:52.440 You're getting on coffee date after you finish waiting.
00:07:54.720 That's a waste of time.
00:07:55.560 Nah, man.
00:07:56.020 You've got to go first.
00:07:56.740 Go on coffee date, either before or after you sleep with her.
00:08:05.780 Can I just say really quickly, I promise.
00:08:08.240 The reason why you could say that now is because you're in a position to be open, to be receptive
00:08:15.860 to her as well.
00:08:16.980 You know, some guys would be like, what?
00:08:18.620 You know, like we're going clubbing or, you know, it depends on the man as well.
00:08:23.060 Yeah, 100%.
00:08:23.740 I'm not putting blame on the man, but it's a two-way street.
00:08:26.740 A lot of Purley's list man has, so I've probably gone through dating women, gone through this,
00:08:31.980 gone through that.
00:08:32.900 So now when I meet someone, I can analyse a good woman, do you get what I'm saying?
00:08:36.900 Yeah.
00:08:37.080 And it's through action.
00:08:38.200 I feel like, to your question of where's all the good women gone yet, I feel like a lot
00:08:41.900 of good women don't have the values of back in the day.
00:08:45.220 So women, I don't know back in the day because I wasn't born back in the day, but I think
00:08:48.360 a lot of women don't want to show wife credentials before they're a wife.
00:08:52.180 So they will hold things back expecting you to put a ring on their finger.
00:08:55.760 Because it's like, oh, I can do this, but I'm not going to do these until I'm your wife.
00:09:00.820 But man, I'm thinking, man, I'm thinking, bro, all right, if you're going to, cool, there's
00:09:04.660 other girl out here that's going to show me what a wife is.
00:09:07.460 But imagine acting like a wife and doing full throttle, like cooking's different, but full
00:09:10.820 throttle acting like a wife for you to go and see someone else or play around.
00:09:13.820 But if you don't do that, the man's gone.
00:09:16.080 So do you want to show him that you're a wife?
00:09:19.380 Because a man coming into it is showing you're ready.
00:09:21.500 I'm a husband.
00:09:21.780 If you want a promotion, don't you do the job that he gives you first?
00:09:25.260 All right.
00:09:25.280 Girl, come on.
00:09:26.100 Or do you say promote me with no work experience?
00:09:28.860 Because you know what?
00:09:30.260 Okay, one second.
00:09:31.120 Me and you are in a relationship or we're building up a relationship and then we go out
00:09:35.420 and then, I don't know, a gal beat you up or something happens, right, right.
00:09:39.840 I'm here to protect you, but I just stand there and just watch you.
00:09:42.920 When we go home now, what are you going to say to me?
00:09:44.460 But no one would, I mean, if no one would do that, you can't say no one because there's
00:09:49.440 man out here that's not going to protect you.
00:09:50.940 So our job is to protect someone.
00:09:53.700 A stranger would jump in and protect someone.
00:09:55.400 Okay, forget the semantics.
00:09:56.920 My job is to protect and provide for you.
00:09:58.700 If I don't protect you when I'm out with you and you're rolling out with me, when we
00:10:02.080 go home, what are you saying to me?
00:10:03.160 As in a fighting situation, that's not a good example.
00:10:07.920 Okay, whatever the situation where you need protecting and I don't protect you in that
00:10:12.140 situation, what are you doing after that situation?
00:10:14.780 I can't answer that question because I don't know what you mean by protecting.
00:10:17.580 You're deciding that he's not the one.
00:10:20.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:10:20.540 It's happened to me before.
00:10:21.920 There was like an accident in Costa Rica.
00:10:23.800 There was like a canoeing thing and a kayak thing and he didn't show up.
00:10:28.140 And I really questioned my future with this guy.
00:10:30.900 For me, it was done.
00:10:32.020 Done.
00:10:32.480 Cool.
00:10:32.660 Of course it's done.
00:10:33.460 Of course it is.
00:10:33.960 Yeah.
00:10:34.220 That's different.
00:10:34.720 He didn't show up.
00:10:35.400 I was polite about it.
00:10:36.480 But if you don't show your wife credentials to the man, what do you think he's going to
00:10:40.400 do?
00:10:40.560 The thing is, there's an extent, there's a limit.
00:10:42.620 You can't do everything because you don't know if that man's serious yet.
00:10:45.520 You don't know what's going on.
00:10:46.520 So you can't do everything.
00:10:47.700 And I'm not, you're not out here proofing that.
00:10:49.200 He's serious when he approached you.
00:10:50.360 Listen, he needs to prove to you that he's a good...
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