Kevin Samuels HUMBLES Average Woman
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Summary
In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and discuss how to deal with the concept of "average looking women" in the modern dating world. They discuss the perils of having an average looking woman in your life, how to handle it, and what to do about it.
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you five five dress size i'm sorry did you go on a date with her no no i have my times
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i definitely have my best size okay okay so that makes you if you give yourself a five
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that's average yes so average looking women tend not to get high earning men
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so um did you did you i mean stop right there stop right there stop right there breathe and digest
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yeah no literally he's so right he's so right because she she i feel like that may that may
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be a trigger point but that's the truth like honestly like there there is something as pretty
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girl privilege or whatever it's called okay you're 35 years old and you can look around and see the
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world you don't tend to see higher earning men with average looking women off rip
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if you do see them they got them they got their average looking woman when they were both really
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young and he built his way up but a man earning exactly unless you knew her from like a young age
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then there's no chance and the girls will look at those guys like they're lame in high school
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and they won't date them yeah and then they're mad they can't get them later like my dad he's a like
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top one percent earner right my mom started dating him when she was 17. really and um they my yeah my
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mom um he was a nerd oh and they're like yeah he's a nerdy guy you know oh that's so sweet let's see
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someone you're talking about does not go for an average looking woman
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i mean my body is not average so but your ma'am you please don't make me say it
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i really just wanted some advice i love you i'm giving you i'm giving you advice but you're not
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taking it the advice is ma'am ma'am you're average looking at best i'm taking it in but okay but
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you're not accepting the fact that okay average looking women average looking woman who's older
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average looking older woman with a 13 year old son
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average looking woman with a 13 year old son with a sketchy baby daddy this gets worse i hate when
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she's on her phone yeah what are you doing it's like you just pissed yeah she's offended she's hot
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she's obviously because in the beginning she didn't come on with her phone so why is she on her phone now
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yeah oh we got some super chats okay thank you matt butcher uh this type of content is essential to
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counter toxic social takes thank you for appreciating us ladies that's all it takes appreciate your man
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what your man does for you and your family doug this is at you thank you for leaving thank you for
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leaving the green makeup at home really do you think men like green makeup i think maybe the
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women do do you think men men like green makeup i think every man has their own opinion to be honest
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in general no you want the answer no they don't all right maggie the substitute teacher
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can't wait to see you soon keep it up pearl yeah maggie's coming she's doing an episode of wife
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school we're doing wife school where you know modern women we learn traditional things okay yeah so you
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know you want to cook clean all that jazz yeah so she's gonna come help me cook what are you gonna
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teach me how to cook maggie you gotta let me know i'm a chef by the way you're a chef yeah a little
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disclaimer oh i love to cook what do you cook everything like what okay i can learn everything okay
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what do you cook now um spaghetti i cook i mean that's kind of average but i cook nigerian food
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too like i just learned jollofers really yeah i cheat though most of the time i do it in the rice cooker
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i know my sister too oh my god she doesn't it's so easy you just like stir it it's so much easier
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i've done it the other way really it takes so long i gotta clean all the pot i just yes i mean whatever
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works for you yeah yeah so you make traditional nigerian yeah what's the best thing oh agassi
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agassi soup it's like a it's actually from my tribe as well it's very known in my tribe so you have it
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with pounded yam so it's like potato like mashed potatoes but it's like more a yam what tribe um
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benin benin benin city is that a big one no no we do have the kings and queens over there oh okay i've
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learned so much about nigeria this year yeah because i've got so many nigerians on the show
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there must be a lot of nigerians yeah i didn't realize it's like super diverse yes it's one of
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the most diverse and the average family size is like five kids oh yes yeah yeah that's so true
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do you feel like it's more diverse here or in america here well depends where you go new york is
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similar but where i'm from no it's not very diverse really i live in chicago suburbs so it's pretty it's
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just white people yeah yeah which we do have culture okay i really hate people will say white
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people don't have culture okay and i'm really tired of this because white people we have the best karens
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yes yeah and we do and you know you guys can hate on karens all you want but we do what everyone is
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thinking yes everyone wants to complain about the neighbors being loud we go complain everyone wants
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to get the manager we do it we do it so as much as everyone's like oh she's a karen you put the
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intentions into actions yeah what everyone's thinking i think karens are very needed for society yes very
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needed oh no a 20 do you guys are dropping my followers got money you got money they got money
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enjoying the content it's refreshing hearing some people speak common sense and especially guys when you
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send the super chats it's like i have people insult my followers say that they have no jobs they're
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just bums that watch me that london hate group says this okay i do have a hate group in london i'm sure
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that girl that left is going to join it definitely don't worry i have a love group too you know not like
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that nothing weird okay but you know anyway so when you guys send supers i can be like no they're not
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brokies yes they're not brokies every time i say something and now you're asking for a man who's in
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and you're making i mean i don't i don't want to have to go there but when you put in all these other
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factors why can't you just get a man that's an average guy what is she doing i think she's reading
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the comments oh so it's kind of like mine are here but she's reading them yeah i want to figure out how
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how to get them on the screen blessing us to help me i don't know how to do it sometimes yeah blessing
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in order to fully submit i have to feel like he's in well then you're gonna then you're gonna die
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alone how about that you all right let me just cut to the chase ma'am uh you can feel like what you
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want to but women like you die alone straight up because you think you're better than the men that
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you qualify for and the only reason honestly ma'am that i can see a woman like yourself really
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thinking you deserve more is because you earn more because you earn more money than most people around
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you in north carolina can you say something that i don't know it's just like in my head when he says
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die alone everyone naturally dies alone but i feel like what he like meant to say was like you're gonna
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die without being loved the way you want to like you're not gonna get what you want without a family
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right because when you think about it the decision to not have a family it's like even if you choose
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to like break up your home like families are so different yes when it's like around the people that
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love you know it's just so different with versus like you know by yourself for sure but no i think
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you're women do usually are you a big family person you are yeah women usually do die alone though yes
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yeah we live longer than none yeah we usually do and we date older so it's like a double
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you know my dad told me i think i said this yesterday he's like you can't date i had an
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ex-boyfriend yes very successful man but he was a bit overweight all right and my dad's like you can't
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do that like you gotta take the other guy even if he's got less money but not fat and he was just like
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because you're gonna have to take care of him and deal with all his health issues and i was like
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damn good point yeah come in one more go for the reaction oh yeah you could bring her in
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is she coming oh she's going to get her okay but if your ass worked at the post office you would
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not think so highly of your opportunities and that's the reality we don't men don't care about
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your money not the kind of men that you want we don't care about your money it ain't ours we care
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about the fact that you are older and you got a kid and you're average
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and your reality of your life has showed you that you don't have the kind of meaning that you want
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oh no you're good come on in come on in welcome how was your date it was cute
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i guess it was cute were you were you treated like a queen not really
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we don't really but we knew would you would you go on a second date maybe not maybe not