JustPearlyThings - July 27, 2023


Kevin Samuels HUMBLES Average Woman


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

165.05249

Word Count

1,761

Sentence Count

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you five five dress size i'm sorry did you go on a date with her no no i have my times
00:00:10.560 i definitely have my best size okay okay so that makes you if you give yourself a five
00:00:18.640 that's average yes so average looking women tend not to get high earning men
00:00:28.800 they tend to get average men
00:00:32.720 so um did you did you i mean stop right there stop right there stop right there breathe and digest
00:00:42.180 yeah no literally he's so right he's so right because she she i feel like that may that may
00:00:50.660 be a trigger point but that's the truth like honestly like there there is something as pretty
00:00:55.300 girl privilege or whatever it's called okay you're 35 years old and you can look around and see the
00:01:02.420 world you don't tend to see higher earning men with average looking women off rip
00:01:12.000 if you do see them they got them they got their average looking woman when they were both really
00:01:18.720 young and he built his way up but a man earning exactly unless you knew her from like a young age
00:01:25.840 then there's no chance and the girls will look at those guys like they're lame in high school
00:01:30.400 and they won't date them yeah and then they're mad they can't get them later like my dad he's a like
00:01:36.560 top one percent earner right my mom started dating him when she was 17. really and um they my yeah my
00:01:44.320 mom um he was a nerd oh and they're like yeah he's a nerdy guy you know oh that's so sweet let's see
00:01:52.080 someone you're talking about does not go for an average looking woman
00:01:56.160 i mean my body is not average so but your ma'am you please don't make me say it
00:02:13.440 i really just wanted some advice i love you i'm giving you i'm giving you advice but you're not
00:02:17.680 taking it the advice is ma'am ma'am you're average looking at best i'm taking it in but okay but
00:02:26.480 you're not accepting the fact that okay average looking women average looking woman who's older
00:02:37.360 average looking older woman with a 13 year old son
00:02:41.040 average looking woman with a 13 year old son with a sketchy baby daddy this gets worse i hate when
00:02:51.440 she's on her phone yeah what are you doing it's like you just pissed yeah she's offended she's hot
00:02:57.680 she's obviously because in the beginning she didn't come on with her phone so why is she on her phone now
00:03:03.440 yeah oh we got some super chats okay thank you matt butcher uh this type of content is essential to
00:03:12.960 counter toxic social takes thank you for appreciating us ladies that's all it takes appreciate your man
00:03:19.840 what your man does for you and your family doug this is at you thank you for leaving thank you for
00:03:26.640 leaving the green makeup at home really do you think men like green makeup i think maybe the
00:03:35.200 women do do you think men men like green makeup i think every man has their own opinion to be honest
00:03:42.800 in general no you want the answer no they don't all right maggie the substitute teacher
00:03:52.080 can't wait to see you soon keep it up pearl yeah maggie's coming she's doing an episode of wife
00:03:56.640 school we're doing wife school where you know modern women we learn traditional things okay yeah so you
00:04:02.320 know you want to cook clean all that jazz yeah so she's gonna come help me cook what are you gonna
00:04:08.640 teach me how to cook maggie you gotta let me know i'm a chef by the way you're a chef yeah a little
00:04:13.040 disclaimer oh i love to cook what do you cook everything like what okay i can learn everything okay
00:04:18.720 what do you cook now um spaghetti i cook i mean that's kind of average but i cook nigerian food
00:04:24.480 too like i just learned jollofers really yeah i cheat though most of the time i do it in the rice cooker
00:04:31.120 i know my sister too oh my god she doesn't it's so easy you just like stir it it's so much easier
00:04:36.720 i've done it the other way really it takes so long i gotta clean all the pot i just yes i mean whatever
00:04:43.680 works for you yeah yeah so you make traditional nigerian yeah what's the best thing oh agassi
00:04:50.160 agassi soup it's like a it's actually from my tribe as well it's very known in my tribe so you have it
00:04:55.200 with pounded yam so it's like potato like mashed potatoes but it's like more a yam what tribe um
00:05:00.960 benin benin benin city is that a big one no no we do have the kings and queens over there oh okay i've
00:05:08.960 learned so much about nigeria this year yeah because i've got so many nigerians on the show
00:05:13.040 there must be a lot of nigerians yeah i didn't realize it's like super diverse yes it's one of
00:05:18.480 the most diverse and the average family size is like five kids oh yes yeah yeah that's so true
00:05:24.480 do you feel like it's more diverse here or in america here well depends where you go new york is
00:05:31.600 similar but where i'm from no it's not very diverse really i live in chicago suburbs so it's pretty it's
00:05:37.360 just white people yeah yeah which we do have culture okay i really hate people will say white
00:05:45.520 people don't have culture okay and i'm really tired of this because white people we have the best karens
00:05:51.120 yes yeah and we do and you know you guys can hate on karens all you want but we do what everyone is
00:05:58.000 thinking yes everyone wants to complain about the neighbors being loud we go complain everyone wants
00:06:05.440 to get the manager we do it we do it so as much as everyone's like oh she's a karen you put the
00:06:12.320 intentions into actions yeah what everyone's thinking i think karens are very needed for society yes very
00:06:20.720 needed oh no a 20 do you guys are dropping my followers got money you got money they got money
00:06:28.000 enjoying the content it's refreshing hearing some people speak common sense and especially guys when you
00:06:33.040 send the super chats it's like i have people insult my followers say that they have no jobs they're
00:06:39.200 just bums that watch me that london hate group says this okay i do have a hate group in london i'm sure
00:06:46.320 that girl that left is going to join it definitely don't worry i have a love group too you know not like
00:06:51.680 that nothing weird okay but you know anyway so when you guys send supers i can be like no they're not
00:06:59.600 brokies yes they're not brokies every time i say something and now you're asking for a man who's in
00:07:09.520 the top 10 of men you don't qualify for one
00:07:17.920 and you're making i mean i don't i don't want to have to go there but when you put in all these other
00:07:24.800 factors why can't you just get a man that's an average guy what is she doing i think she's reading
00:07:34.560 the comments oh so it's kind of like mine are here but she's reading them yeah i want to figure out how
00:07:40.560 how to get them on the screen blessing us to help me i don't know how to do it sometimes yeah blessing
00:07:47.680 i feel like um
00:07:52.240 in order to fully submit i have to feel like he's in well then you're gonna then you're gonna die
00:07:58.080 alone how about that you all right let me just cut to the chase ma'am uh you can feel like what you
00:08:02.160 want to but women like you die alone straight up because you think you're better than the men that
00:08:08.000 you qualify for and the only reason honestly ma'am that i can see a woman like yourself really
00:08:13.680 thinking you deserve more is because you earn more because you earn more money than most people around
00:08:18.080 you in north carolina can you say something that i don't know it's just like in my head when he says
00:08:22.240 die alone everyone naturally dies alone but i feel like what he like meant to say was like you're gonna
00:08:28.160 die without being loved the way you want to like you're not gonna get what you want without a family
00:08:33.920 right because when you think about it the decision to not have a family it's like even if you choose
00:08:39.360 to like break up your home like families are so different yes when it's like around the people that
00:08:44.640 love you know it's just so different with versus like you know by yourself for sure but no i think
00:08:50.960 you're women do usually are you a big family person you are yeah women usually do die alone though yes
00:08:57.680 yeah we live longer than none yeah we usually do and we date older so it's like a double
00:09:07.680 you know my dad told me i think i said this yesterday he's like you can't date i had an
00:09:11.840 ex-boyfriend yes very successful man but he was a bit overweight all right and my dad's like you can't
00:09:17.280 do that like you gotta take the other guy even if he's got less money but not fat and he was just like
00:09:23.680 because you're gonna have to take care of him and deal with all his health issues and i was like
00:09:30.320 damn good point yeah come in one more go for the reaction oh yeah you could bring her in
00:09:40.720 is she coming oh she's going to get her okay but if your ass worked at the post office you would
00:09:45.600 not think so highly of your opportunities and that's the reality we don't men don't care about
00:09:55.120 your money not the kind of men that you want we don't care about your money it ain't ours we care
00:10:01.360 about the fact that you are older and you got a kid and you're average
00:10:15.040 and your reality of your life has showed you that you don't have the kind of meaning that you want
00:10:21.280 oh no you're good come on in come on in welcome how was your date it was cute
00:10:26.160 i guess it was cute were you were you treated like a queen not really
00:10:32.160 we don't really but we knew would you would you go on a second date maybe not maybe not