JustPearlyThings - Man Dates Crazy Bimbo and she Does The Unthinkable

00:00:00.000 I can't be in this situation

00:00:02.120 no way

00:00:02.660 you can't be talking to people like that

00:00:04.400 because it's bad on me

00:00:05.400 because then what I'm like

00:00:06.040 I've come with her

00:00:07.720 so I've got

00:00:08.160 I was like

00:00:08.640 nah

00:00:08.900 no way

00:00:09.540 did you still pay for the dinner?

00:00:12.840 I'll be honest with you

00:00:13.440 when I go on dates

00:00:14.080 I'm always paying it

00:00:14.920 I'm always paying it

00:00:15.780 so

00:00:16.220 I don't

00:00:17.240 even things like that

00:00:18.680 I just don't even like to think about it

00:00:19.840 it just creates too much anxiety

00:00:20.800 for me

00:00:21.440 in terms of like

00:00:22.360 oh let's split the bill

00:00:23.320 just nah

00:00:23.700 let's pay

00:00:24.060 I come organised

00:00:25.520 I know

00:00:26.060 okay if I'm going to go somewhere

00:00:27.320 I know roughly

00:00:28.520 what's going to cost

00:00:29.140 and I'll just pay for it

00:00:30.000 yeah

00:00:30.920 what about you

00:00:32.120 worst date?

00:00:33.560 I'm trying to think of some

00:00:34.760 but I can't really think of any to many

00:00:36.600 never had a bad date?

00:00:39.020 no

00:00:39.240 it comes to mind

00:00:39.860 no

00:00:40.120 I've also never had

00:00:41.500 yeah

00:00:41.820 you lot are bad man

00:00:44.640 I like how you two just skipped it

00:00:46.320 you know

00:00:46.620 you said

00:00:47.340 did you have a bad date?

00:00:48.280 no no I'm good

00:00:48.920 you?

00:00:49.340 no no no

00:00:50.020 and then now me

00:00:50.820 yeah

00:00:51.320 I'm like cool

00:00:52.040 yeah I've had a bad date

00:00:53.180 a very bad date

00:00:54.000 so I've took a nice lady out

00:00:56.260 not going to say names car

00:00:57.740 there's no point

00:00:58.760 but anyway

00:00:59.640 we went for a meal in

00:01:02.160 where was we?

00:01:04.380 I think we went to

00:01:05.780 what's that?

00:01:08.120 oh what is it man?

00:01:09.420 god

00:01:09.700 have you not been in Stratford yeah?

00:01:11.980 yeah

00:01:12.160 so it's not in Stratford

00:01:13.340 but there's a shop

00:01:14.060 Wagamama that's it

00:01:15.140 so we went Wagamama

00:01:16.060 we weren't in Stratford

00:01:16.800 it was somewhere else

00:01:17.920 but we went Wagamama

00:01:18.880 sat down

00:01:19.900 ordered a meal

00:01:20.920 whatever

00:01:21.320 got starters

00:01:22.120 boom bam

00:01:22.760 ate

00:01:23.120 nice

00:01:23.900 boom boom

00:01:24.420 then the food's done

00:01:26.460 but before the food was done

00:01:27.640 this is the same date

00:01:29.020 what I was talking about

00:01:29.620 the yak

00:01:29.960 yeah

00:01:30.760 so I couldn't stand that noise

00:01:32.360 innit

00:01:32.620 so that was pissing me off

00:01:33.880 so in the end

00:01:35.140 I must have

00:01:35.660 out of the blue

00:01:36.840 I don't know why I've said it

00:01:37.740 but I've said

00:01:38.080 can you eat quietly please

00:01:39.480 I don't know where it came from

00:01:41.640 but I just said it

00:01:42.660 not thinking nothing of it

00:01:44.240 it ain't gonna feel no way

00:01:45.040 I'm just being real innit

00:01:46.060 boom

00:01:46.700 so that's made her be in a little mood

00:01:48.800 my girl's got herself up

00:01:50.560 and decided to pick her jacket up

00:01:52.740 put her coat on

00:01:53.440 and cut out

00:01:54.100 so I thought

00:01:54.460 alright cool

00:01:55.020 attitude stinks anyway

00:01:56.440 allow it

00:01:57.160 but this ain't the worst bit

00:01:58.700 so she's come back in the shop now

00:02:00.380 where man's ready paid for bill

00:02:02.360 trying to cut out

00:02:03.100 she's gone out for five minutes

00:02:04.460 so I've finished my food

00:02:05.380 ate quick

00:02:06.580 boom

00:02:06.860 done my eating

00:02:07.540 sent back her start

00:02:09.040 I didn't care

00:02:09.660 so boom

00:02:10.460 done my eating

00:02:11.160 and then as I'm leaving the shop now

00:02:12.660 I'm trying to go

00:02:13.180 this girl's telling me where you going

00:02:14.880 I'm with the really me

00:02:16.240 where am I going

00:02:16.760 I'm going home

00:02:17.460 bear in mind

00:02:18.280 she's picked man up to

00:02:19.200 to go there

00:02:19.960 so I'm not driving or nothing

00:02:21.120 so I'm having to like

00:02:22.300 now get

00:02:23.100 she wants to drop me back

00:02:24.140 no I'm driving you back

00:02:24.980 and I said

00:02:25.240 no bunny

00:02:25.620 I'm getting a cab

00:02:26.280 this girl's teared my new puffer

00:02:28.820 banging puffer jacket bro

00:02:30.540 banging

00:02:31.560 how

00:02:32.040 Rickmaster

00:02:33.140 pulled it off my blood

00:02:36.500 my jacket

00:02:36.920 I swear my mum's life

00:02:38.980 she went mad

00:02:40.300 like just held on to my shit

00:02:41.700 and pulled it

00:02:42.500 you know the jackets

00:02:43.700 are all that

00:02:44.180 the newer ones

00:02:45.260 are flimsier

00:02:46.140 they don't make

00:02:47.340 that's like scary

00:02:49.160 it's more than scary

00:02:50.420 I didn't understand

00:02:51.880 like I was just like

00:02:52.640 why have you lost your head

00:02:53.480 that much

00:02:53.960 this is a first date

00:02:55.620 we know first date

00:02:57.000 we know dates

00:02:58.320 you get me with the girl

00:02:59.460 but it's like

00:03:00.000 this time round

00:03:00.840 I've said it

00:03:01.440 I've spoke out

00:03:02.240 see what it is

00:03:03.200 I let it go past me

00:03:04.380 you're eating loud

00:03:05.120 you think

00:03:05.440 go on on eating dates

00:03:06.460 you understand

00:03:07.220 so this is

00:03:07.820 this is the eating date

00:03:08.940 now

00:03:09.140 now I'm fucked

00:03:09.840 I'm on an eating date

00:03:10.860 with you

00:03:11.160 now I'm hearing you

00:03:12.580 go yum yum yum

00:03:13.500 I'm not feeling it

00:03:14.640 so obviously

00:03:15.360 me trying to leave

00:03:16.840 I'm just being the man I am

00:03:18.100 I'm just cut out

00:03:18.740 I ain't got time for no

00:03:19.640 screaming and shouting

00:03:20.600 in my ears

00:03:21.100 I'll cut

00:03:21.620 do you understand

00:03:22.300 so I'm trying to move

00:03:23.000 I'm like

00:03:23.200 I've booked my cab

00:03:24.020 I'm bouncing

00:03:24.500 no you're not

00:03:25.280 get in my car

00:03:26.360 get in your car for what

00:03:27.660 I don't need you to drop me home

00:03:28.960 I'm good

00:03:29.360 like we've had the

00:03:30.360 I've seen your attitude

00:03:32.040 how it moves

00:03:32.700 you get up

00:03:33.580 and want to walk out

00:03:34.320 stool man

00:03:34.760 and that dumb

00:03:35.200 and then come back to man

00:03:36.000 and talk

00:03:36.420 I think she secretly liked it

00:03:38.180 when you stuck it

00:03:38.780 I think that's why she

00:03:39.760 ripped your stuff

00:03:40.760 you reckon

00:03:41.240 I think she wanted you to stick it on

00:03:42.380 no no fuck that

00:03:43.160 I'm not in a girl's act

00:03:44.000 no some girls are like that

00:03:44.980 some girls are like that

00:03:46.100 to just turn mad on man

00:03:47.620 and rip my shit

00:03:48.480 what I paid good money for

00:03:49.440 no no but I think some girls

00:03:50.340 like a guy that's like

00:03:51.240 sticks it on like

00:03:52.120 proper toes

00:03:53.060 and puts me in their place

00:03:54.080 and that

00:03:54.300 no but I'm not really

00:03:55.100 I wouldn't say I'm the type

00:03:56.200 to do that

00:03:56.620 I'm actually a nice guy

00:03:57.560 I'm blessed

00:03:57.960 yeah but they want to test

00:03:59.020 certain situations

00:03:59.800 yeah they test boundaries

00:04:00.380 let me see the madman side of him

00:04:01.660 you get me

00:04:02.460 and try to take the piss

00:04:03.480 and then turn around

00:04:04.620 and rip my shit

00:04:05.220 is that common for women

00:04:06.580 to test boundary

00:04:07.560 and like keep pushing

00:04:08.540 is that

00:04:09.000 I don't think

00:04:09.460 I don't think women should do that

00:04:11.180 to men

00:04:11.540 not should

00:04:13.160 it common

00:04:13.560 oh yeah

00:04:14.600 in the dating market now

00:04:15.700 what that girls

00:04:16.560 what go all out

00:04:17.500 yeah

00:04:17.940 yeah of course

00:04:18.900 they're all in it

00:04:19.640 I think that's common

00:04:20.420 yeah that's just how it is man

00:04:22.340 you get me

00:04:23.200 but for me personally

00:04:24.160 no no

00:04:24.680 I don't think so no

00:04:25.480 no

00:04:25.860 you know what

00:04:26.640 everyone weighs up

00:04:27.460 everything like

00:04:28.580 you understand

00:04:29.020 girls and boys

00:04:30.080 are going to weigh it up

00:04:30.860 and it's respect

00:04:32.220 and how you respect yourself

00:04:33.760 it's how someone's

00:04:34.520 going to respect you

00:04:35.320 so if you carry yourself

00:04:36.180 in a certain way

00:04:37.180 you understand

00:04:37.660 people are less likely

00:04:39.480 to try it

00:04:40.300 some people may try it

00:04:41.280 but then

00:04:41.620 when I was saying that

00:04:42.500 so I thought to myself

00:04:43.080 you know what

00:04:43.560 where you're saying

00:04:44.440 you've been on dates

00:04:45.120 and you've not said

00:04:46.700 certain things before

00:04:47.740 you understand

00:04:48.600 in a way that's

00:04:49.600 maybe where

00:04:50.260 again there's no wrong

00:04:51.740 or right to it

00:04:52.200 but that may be the mistake

00:04:53.340 maybe you have to speak up

00:04:54.680 at a given time

00:04:55.380 but that's still a bit extreme

00:04:56.840 but I haven't been on dates

00:04:57.720 where it's easy

00:04:57.960 no it is

00:04:58.760 it is well extreme

00:04:59.520 but again

00:04:59.980 you know it is

00:05:00.820 like

00:05:01.480 and again don't take it

00:05:02.380 in the wrong way

00:05:02.800 people know

00:05:03.620 that the saying

00:05:04.840 is that you know

00:05:05.320 to frighten

00:05:05.860 you understand

00:05:06.260 people can't

00:05:06.920 be trying to rip

00:05:07.900 people's jackets

00:05:08.640 like that

00:05:09.000 you know

00:05:09.480 they've got to think

00:05:11.420 they can do that

00:05:12.100 it's actually really bad

00:05:13.240 I agree

00:05:14.860 she must have fought

00:05:16.020 in her head

00:05:16.620 at the time

00:05:17.600 that she could tear my shit

00:05:18.700 and it's cool

00:05:19.940 yeah

00:05:20.380 it went too far

00:05:21.620 to me

00:05:22.120 it went way way too far

00:05:23.080 I'm trying to get in the cab

00:05:24.040 prior to that

00:05:24.520 I'm on the car

00:05:25.020 and the girl said

00:05:25.700 no

00:05:26.000 I'm naked

00:05:27.980 I'm outside

00:05:29.060 it went too far

00:05:30.220 no not fully naked

00:05:31.100 but I mean

00:05:31.480 I'm naked

00:05:31.900 it went too far

00:05:34.020 yeah you know what

00:05:35.280 I'm getting a cab

00:05:36.520 yeah let me go

00:05:37.380 you should have been out

00:05:38.560 it's all happening

00:05:41.080 remember when you're getting

00:05:41.660 cabs round there

00:05:42.240 you've got to stand on the road

00:05:43.140 and wait for your cab to turn up

00:05:45.080 so man's waiting

00:05:46.320 and it's all going off

00:05:47.240 and I'm like

00:05:47.620 look I'm going to go in this cab

00:05:48.720 and I'm gone

00:05:49.700 don't chat to me

00:05:50.580 it's dead

00:05:51.420 and you're there holding on

00:05:52.800 the way that you said it to her

00:05:54.180 no but there weren't much to say

00:05:55.240 I'm very

00:05:55.980 I don't know why

00:05:57.020 even when she's laughing like that

00:05:58.520 it's like

00:05:58.820 she knows how we don't

00:06:00.040 no I do

00:06:00.720 I just feel like it seems so

00:06:02.120 like out of proportion

00:06:03.060 no but see

00:06:03.940 do you know what it is

00:06:04.600 I'm very stubborn

00:06:06.220 yeah

00:06:06.620 oh okay

00:06:07.080 and I don't want to admit it

00:06:08.140 but I don't know

00:06:09.720 whether it's with my star sign or not

00:06:11.220 but I get stubborn

00:06:12.620 so I'm a type of guy to go quiet

00:06:14.580 I won't argue with you

00:06:15.420 I won't get into it like that

00:06:16.800 I'll just switch off

00:06:17.780 you know what I mean

00:06:18.500 and then I'll get on with what I need to do

00:06:20.120 I won't do anything else

00:06:21.860 no screaming and shouting

00:06:22.680 I'm not the drama guy

00:06:24.040 you get me

00:06:24.480 I don't like it

00:06:25.120 so

00:06:25.840 so did you ghost her after that

00:06:28.300 or what'd you do

00:06:28.960 did I go

00:06:29.840 ghost

00:06:30.500 yeah of course I did

00:06:31.620 I had to

00:06:32.580 there's no way I'm hanging around

00:06:33.780 someone like that

00:06:34.500 like you're tearing up my clothes

00:06:35.800 and you're making a fool of me

00:06:37.720 I was just wondering

00:06:38.520 if you told her off

00:06:39.900 or just ghost her

00:06:40.540 no no

00:06:41.200 I can't

00:06:42.060 see me

00:06:42.740 I'm a fair guy innit

00:06:43.840 like if I feel like you've done me wrong

00:06:45.140 then it's cool

00:06:46.260 if we can get through that

00:06:47.340 we can

00:06:47.700 but if I can't

00:06:48.940 then it's a myth

00:06:49.460 and I know her attitude was

00:06:50.900 stink

00:06:51.680 you understand

00:06:52.500 it's not good

00:06:53.120 it's not good

00:06:53.780 it's not healthy

00:06:54.560 you understand

00:06:55.500 and plus I'm in the public eye

00:06:56.780 anyone saw me on road

00:06:58.100 they were lucky it was a night time date

00:06:59.760 that was day time

00:07:00.940 it's too extreme

00:07:01.720 oh my man's having a madness

00:07:02.840 it would have been a madness for me

00:07:04.080 it would have been all over the place

00:07:05.200 so I'm glad that

00:07:06.480 yeah

00:07:06.780 you've got to just pick the right ones

00:07:08.380 innit

00:07:08.520 you've got to know

00:07:09.020 who you can work with

00:07:10.660 in that sense

00:07:11.300 and who you can't

00:07:12.000 so that one had to go

00:07:13.260 as many of you know

00:07:14.000 I was just banned on TikTok

00:07:16.120 and we are demonetized

00:07:17.860 on a daily basis

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JustPearlyThings - April 29, 2023

Man Dates Crazy Bimbo and she Does The Unthinkable

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