JustPearlyThings - April 29, 2023


Man Dates Crazy Bimbo and she Does The Unthinkable


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

238.81395

Word Count

1,788

Sentence Count

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I can't be in this situation
00:00:02.120 no way
00:00:02.660 you can't be talking to people like that
00:00:04.400 because it's bad on me
00:00:05.400 because then what I'm like
00:00:06.040 I've come with her
00:00:07.720 so I've got
00:00:08.160 I was like
00:00:08.640 nah
00:00:08.900 no way
00:00:09.540 did you still pay for the dinner?
00:00:12.840 I'll be honest with you
00:00:13.440 when I go on dates
00:00:14.080 I'm always paying it
00:00:14.920 I'm always paying it
00:00:15.780 so
00:00:16.220 I don't
00:00:17.240 even things like that
00:00:18.680 I just don't even like to think about it
00:00:19.840 it just creates too much anxiety
00:00:20.800 for me
00:00:21.440 in terms of like
00:00:22.360 oh let's split the bill
00:00:23.320 just nah
00:00:23.700 let's pay
00:00:24.060 I come organised
00:00:25.520 I know
00:00:26.060 okay if I'm going to go somewhere
00:00:27.320 I know roughly
00:00:28.520 what's going to cost
00:00:29.140 and I'll just pay for it
00:00:30.000 yeah
00:00:30.920 what about you
00:00:32.120 worst date?
00:00:33.560 I'm trying to think of some
00:00:34.760 but I can't really think of any to many
00:00:36.600 never had a bad date?
00:00:39.020 no
00:00:39.240 it comes to mind
00:00:39.860 no
00:00:40.120 I've also never had
00:00:41.500 yeah
00:00:41.820 you lot are bad man
00:00:44.640 I like how you two just skipped it
00:00:46.320 you know
00:00:46.620 you said
00:00:47.340 did you have a bad date?
00:00:48.280 no no I'm good
00:00:48.920 you?
00:00:49.340 no no no
00:00:50.020 and then now me
00:00:50.820 yeah
00:00:51.320 I'm like cool
00:00:52.040 yeah I've had a bad date
00:00:53.180 a very bad date
00:00:54.000 so I've took a nice lady out
00:00:56.260 not going to say names car
00:00:57.740 there's no point
00:00:58.760 but anyway
00:00:59.640 we went for a meal in
00:01:02.160 where was we?
00:01:04.380 I think we went to
00:01:05.780 what's that?
00:01:08.120 oh what is it man?
00:01:09.420 god
00:01:09.700 have you not been in Stratford yeah?
00:01:11.980 yeah
00:01:12.160 so it's not in Stratford
00:01:13.340 but there's a shop
00:01:14.060 Wagamama that's it
00:01:15.140 so we went Wagamama
00:01:16.060 we weren't in Stratford
00:01:16.800 it was somewhere else
00:01:17.920 but we went Wagamama
00:01:18.880 sat down
00:01:19.900 ordered a meal
00:01:20.920 whatever
00:01:21.320 got starters
00:01:22.120 boom bam
00:01:22.760 ate
00:01:23.120 nice
00:01:23.900 boom boom
00:01:24.420 then the food's done
00:01:26.460 but before the food was done
00:01:27.640 this is the same date
00:01:29.020 what I was talking about
00:01:29.620 the yak
00:01:29.960 yeah
00:01:30.760 so I couldn't stand that noise
00:01:32.360 innit
00:01:32.620 so that was pissing me off
00:01:33.880 so in the end
00:01:35.140 I must have
00:01:35.660 out of the blue
00:01:36.840 I don't know why I've said it
00:01:37.740 but I've said
00:01:38.080 can you eat quietly please
00:01:39.480 I don't know where it came from
00:01:41.640 but I just said it
00:01:42.660 not thinking nothing of it
00:01:44.240 it ain't gonna feel no way
00:01:45.040 I'm just being real innit
00:01:46.060 boom
00:01:46.700 so that's made her be in a little mood
00:01:48.800 my girl's got herself up
00:01:50.560 and decided to pick her jacket up
00:01:52.740 put her coat on
00:01:53.440 and cut out
00:01:54.100 so I thought
00:01:54.460 alright cool
00:01:55.020 attitude stinks anyway
00:01:56.440 allow it
00:01:57.160 but this ain't the worst bit
00:01:58.700 so she's come back in the shop now
00:02:00.380 where man's ready paid for bill
00:02:02.360 trying to cut out
00:02:03.100 she's gone out for five minutes
00:02:04.460 so I've finished my food
00:02:05.380 ate quick
00:02:06.580 boom
00:02:06.860 done my eating
00:02:07.540 sent back her start
00:02:09.040 I didn't care
00:02:09.660 so boom
00:02:10.460 done my eating
00:02:11.160 and then as I'm leaving the shop now
00:02:12.660 I'm trying to go
00:02:13.180 this girl's telling me where you going
00:02:14.880 I'm with the really me
00:02:16.240 where am I going
00:02:16.760 I'm going home
00:02:17.460 bear in mind
00:02:18.280 she's picked man up to
00:02:19.200 to go there
00:02:19.960 so I'm not driving or nothing
00:02:21.120 so I'm having to like
00:02:22.300 now get
00:02:23.100 she wants to drop me back
00:02:24.140 no I'm driving you back
00:02:24.980 and I said
00:02:25.240 no bunny
00:02:25.620 I'm getting a cab
00:02:26.280 this girl's teared my new puffer
00:02:28.820 banging puffer jacket bro
00:02:30.540 banging
00:02:31.560 how
00:02:32.040 Rickmaster
00:02:33.140 pulled it off my blood
00:02:36.500 my jacket
00:02:36.920 I swear my mum's life
00:02:38.980 she went mad
00:02:40.300 like just held on to my shit
00:02:41.700 and pulled it
00:02:42.500 you know the jackets
00:02:43.700 are all that
00:02:44.180 the newer ones
00:02:45.260 are flimsier
00:02:46.140 they don't make
00:02:47.340 that's like scary
00:02:49.160 it's more than scary
00:02:50.420 I didn't understand
00:02:51.880 like I was just like
00:02:52.640 why have you lost your head
00:02:53.480 that much
00:02:53.960 this is a first date
00:02:55.620 we know first date
00:02:57.000 we know dates
00:02:58.320 you get me with the girl
00:02:59.460 but it's like
00:03:00.000 this time round
00:03:00.840 I've said it
00:03:01.440 I've spoke out
00:03:02.240 see what it is
00:03:03.200 I let it go past me
00:03:04.380 you're eating loud
00:03:05.120 you think
00:03:05.440 go on on eating dates
00:03:06.460 you understand
00:03:07.220 so this is
00:03:07.820 this is the eating date
00:03:08.940 now
00:03:09.140 now I'm fucked
00:03:09.840 I'm on an eating date
00:03:10.860 with you
00:03:11.160 now I'm hearing you
00:03:12.580 go yum yum yum
00:03:13.500 I'm not feeling it
00:03:14.640 so obviously
00:03:15.360 me trying to leave
00:03:16.840 I'm just being the man I am
00:03:18.100 I'm just cut out
00:03:18.740 I ain't got time for no
00:03:19.640 screaming and shouting
00:03:20.600 in my ears
00:03:21.100 I'll cut
00:03:21.620 do you understand
00:03:22.300 so I'm trying to move
00:03:23.000 I'm like
00:03:23.200 I've booked my cab
00:03:24.020 I'm bouncing
00:03:24.500 no you're not
00:03:25.280 get in my car
00:03:26.360 get in your car for what
00:03:27.660 I don't need you to drop me home
00:03:28.960 I'm good
00:03:29.360 like we've had the
00:03:30.360 I've seen your attitude
00:03:32.040 how it moves
00:03:32.700 you get up
00:03:33.580 and want to walk out
00:03:34.320 stool man
00:03:34.760 and that dumb
00:03:35.200 and then come back to man
00:03:36.000 and talk
00:03:36.420 I think she secretly liked it
00:03:38.180 when you stuck it
00:03:38.780 I think that's why she
00:03:39.760 ripped your stuff
00:03:40.760 you reckon
00:03:41.240 I think she wanted you to stick it on
00:03:42.380 no no fuck that
00:03:43.160 I'm not in a girl's act
00:03:44.000 no some girls are like that
00:03:44.980 some girls are like that
00:03:46.100 to just turn mad on man
00:03:47.620 and rip my shit
00:03:48.480 what I paid good money for
00:03:49.440 no no but I think some girls
00:03:50.340 like a guy that's like
00:03:51.240 sticks it on like
00:03:52.120 proper toes
00:03:53.060 and puts me in their place
00:03:54.080 and that
00:03:54.300 no but I'm not really
00:03:55.100 I wouldn't say I'm the type
00:03:56.200 to do that
00:03:56.620 I'm actually a nice guy
00:03:57.560 I'm blessed
00:03:57.960 yeah but they want to test
00:03:59.020 certain situations
00:03:59.800 yeah they test boundaries
00:04:00.380 let me see the madman side of him
00:04:01.660 you get me
00:04:02.460 and try to take the piss
00:04:03.480 and then turn around
00:04:04.620 and rip my shit
00:04:05.220 is that common for women
00:04:06.580 to test boundary
00:04:07.560 and like keep pushing
00:04:08.540 is that
00:04:09.000 I don't think
00:04:09.460 I don't think women should do that
00:04:11.180 to men
00:04:11.540 not should
00:04:13.160 it common
00:04:13.560 oh yeah
00:04:14.600 in the dating market now
00:04:15.700 what that girls
00:04:16.560 what go all out
00:04:17.500 yeah
00:04:17.940 yeah of course
00:04:18.900 they're all in it
00:04:19.640 I think that's common
00:04:20.420 yeah that's just how it is man
00:04:22.340 you get me
00:04:23.200 but for me personally
00:04:24.160 no no
00:04:24.680 I don't think so no
00:04:25.480 no
00:04:25.860 you know what
00:04:26.640 everyone weighs up
00:04:27.460 everything like
00:04:28.580 you understand
00:04:29.020 girls and boys
00:04:30.080 are going to weigh it up
00:04:30.860 and it's respect
00:04:32.220 and how you respect yourself
00:04:33.760 it's how someone's
00:04:34.520 going to respect you
00:04:35.320 so if you carry yourself
00:04:36.180 in a certain way
00:04:37.180 you understand
00:04:37.660 people are less likely
00:04:39.480 to try it
00:04:40.300 some people may try it
00:04:41.280 but then
00:04:41.620 when I was saying that
00:04:42.500 so I thought to myself
00:04:43.080 you know what
00:04:43.560 where you're saying
00:04:44.440 you've been on dates
00:04:45.120 and you've not said
00:04:46.700 certain things before
00:04:47.740 you understand
00:04:48.600 in a way that's
00:04:49.600 maybe where
00:04:50.260 again there's no wrong
00:04:51.740 or right to it
00:04:52.200 but that may be the mistake
00:04:53.340 maybe you have to speak up
00:04:54.680 at a given time
00:04:55.380 but that's still a bit extreme
00:04:56.840 but I haven't been on dates
00:04:57.720 where it's easy
00:04:57.960 no it is
00:04:58.760 it is well extreme
00:04:59.520 but again
00:04:59.980 you know it is
00:05:00.820 like
00:05:01.480 and again don't take it
00:05:02.380 in the wrong way
00:05:02.800 people know
00:05:03.620 that the saying
00:05:04.840 is that you know
00:05:05.320 to frighten
00:05:05.860 you understand
00:05:06.260 people can't
00:05:06.920 be trying to rip
00:05:07.900 people's jackets
00:05:08.640 like that
00:05:09.000 you know
00:05:09.480 they've got to think
00:05:11.420 they can do that
00:05:12.100 it's actually really bad
00:05:13.240 I agree
00:05:14.860 she must have fought
00:05:16.020 in her head
00:05:16.620 at the time
00:05:17.600 that she could tear my shit
00:05:18.700 and it's cool
00:05:19.940 yeah
00:05:20.380 it went too far
00:05:21.620 to me
00:05:22.120 it went way way too far
00:05:23.080 I'm trying to get in the cab
00:05:24.040 prior to that
00:05:24.520 I'm on the car
00:05:25.020 and the girl said
00:05:25.700 no
00:05:26.000 I'm naked
00:05:27.980 I'm outside
00:05:29.060 it went too far
00:05:30.220 no not fully naked
00:05:31.100 but I mean
00:05:31.480 I'm naked
00:05:31.900 it went too far
00:05:34.020 yeah you know what
00:05:35.280 I'm getting a cab
00:05:36.520 yeah let me go
00:05:37.380 you should have been out
00:05:38.560 it's all happening
00:05:41.080 remember when you're getting
00:05:41.660 cabs round there
00:05:42.240 you've got to stand on the road
00:05:43.140 and wait for your cab to turn up
00:05:45.080 so man's waiting
00:05:46.320 and it's all going off
00:05:47.240 and I'm like
00:05:47.620 look I'm going to go in this cab
00:05:48.720 and I'm gone
00:05:49.700 don't chat to me
00:05:50.580 it's dead
00:05:51.420 and you're there holding on
00:05:52.800 the way that you said it to her
00:05:54.180 no but there weren't much to say
00:05:55.240 I'm very
00:05:55.980 I don't know why
00:05:57.020 even when she's laughing like that
00:05:58.520 it's like
00:05:58.820 she knows how we don't
00:06:00.040 no I do
00:06:00.720 I just feel like it seems so
00:06:02.120 like out of proportion
00:06:03.060 no but see
00:06:03.940 do you know what it is
00:06:04.600 I'm very stubborn
00:06:06.220 yeah
00:06:06.620 oh okay
00:06:07.080 and I don't want to admit it
00:06:08.140 but I don't know
00:06:09.720 whether it's with my star sign or not
00:06:11.220 but I get stubborn
00:06:12.620 so I'm a type of guy to go quiet
00:06:14.580 I won't argue with you
00:06:15.420 I won't get into it like that
00:06:16.800 I'll just switch off
00:06:17.780 you know what I mean
00:06:18.500 and then I'll get on with what I need to do
00:06:20.120 I won't do anything else
00:06:21.860 no screaming and shouting
00:06:22.680 I'm not the drama guy
00:06:24.040 you get me
00:06:24.480 I don't like it
00:06:25.120 so
00:06:25.840 so did you ghost her after that
00:06:28.300 or what'd you do
00:06:28.960 did I go
00:06:29.840 ghost
00:06:30.500 yeah of course I did
00:06:31.620 I had to
00:06:32.580 there's no way I'm hanging around
00:06:33.780 someone like that
00:06:34.500 like you're tearing up my clothes
00:06:35.800 and you're making a fool of me
00:06:37.720 I was just wondering
00:06:38.520 if you told her off
00:06:39.900 or just ghost her
00:06:40.540 no no
00:06:41.200 I can't
00:06:42.060 see me
00:06:42.740 I'm a fair guy innit
00:06:43.840 like if I feel like you've done me wrong
00:06:45.140 then it's cool
00:06:46.260 if we can get through that
00:06:47.340 we can
00:06:47.700 but if I can't
00:06:48.940 then it's a myth
00:06:49.460 and I know her attitude was
00:06:50.900 stink
00:06:51.680 you understand
00:06:52.500 it's not good
00:06:53.120 it's not good
00:06:53.780 it's not healthy
00:06:54.560 you understand
00:06:55.500 and plus I'm in the public eye
00:06:56.780 anyone saw me on road
00:06:58.100 they were lucky it was a night time date
00:06:59.760 that was day time
00:07:00.940 it's too extreme
00:07:01.720 oh my man's having a madness
00:07:02.840 it would have been a madness for me
00:07:04.080 it would have been all over the place
00:07:05.200 so I'm glad that
00:07:06.480 yeah
00:07:06.780 you've got to just pick the right ones
00:07:08.380 innit
00:07:08.520 you've got to know
00:07:09.020 who you can work with
00:07:10.660 in that sense
00:07:11.300 and who you can't
00:07:12.000 so that one had to go
00:07:13.260 as many of you know
00:07:14.000 I was just banned on TikTok
00:07:16.120 and we are demonetized
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