JustPearlyThings - March 25, 2023


Modern Woman Thinks She is A 9


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

168.30797

Word Count

2,068

Sentence Count

353

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about their personal views on women and their opinions on the current state of affairs in the dating world. They also talk about what they would like to see in the world of women and what they believe in.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Someone in the chat wants you guys to rank yourselves 1 to 10.
00:00:05.100 So, we're going to do that while I look for the super chat.
00:00:12.540 So go for a second.
00:00:14.360 I think 9 of 10.
00:00:16.460 You think you're 9?
00:00:17.340 Okay.
00:00:18.220 9 out of 10.
00:00:19.200 9 out of 10.
00:00:20.320 I'd say I'm 10-10 because I love myself.
00:00:23.660 God loves me.
00:00:25.360 I love me.
00:00:26.600 Amen.
00:00:28.380 And I'm 10-10.
00:00:30.120 And I feel like everyone's 10-10 in their own way.
00:00:33.420 How?
00:00:35.820 In their own way, I said.
00:00:37.000 Not in my way.
00:00:39.000 If everyone's a 10, then no one's a 10.
00:00:42.180 Then everyone's a 5.
00:00:44.020 Everyone's average.
00:00:44.940 I definitely feel like I'm 10-10.
00:00:46.500 Okay.
00:00:46.980 Go ahead.
00:00:48.920 I'll say 9 out of 10.
00:00:51.000 9, okay.
00:00:53.000 I'd say 9 out of 10.
00:00:55.160 11.
00:00:56.040 I'll say 10 because I do love myself so much.
00:01:00.360 So, yeah.
00:01:00.880 10.
00:01:01.220 It's only right.
00:01:03.880 Definitely a 10.
00:01:05.620 10.
00:01:06.040 So everyone's a 10.
00:01:07.480 I love it.
00:01:09.460 Where are you, Paul?
00:01:10.760 5.
00:01:11.620 Oh.
00:01:12.940 I don't think that's a bad thing.
00:01:14.260 A lot of girls think that's a bad thing.
00:01:16.100 I think most people are normal looking.
00:01:17.580 Like, most people are average.
00:01:20.000 So, I actually, I actually, like, when I think of a 10, I think of Rihanna.
00:01:24.720 In her prime, I'd say she's like an 8 now.
00:01:28.420 So, I don't think I'm as hot as Rihanna.
00:01:31.220 That's, yeah.
00:01:32.700 Okay.
00:01:33.340 Unwanted foe.
00:01:36.740 Unwanted foe.
00:01:37.540 What women seem to care about weighted?
00:01:41.580 They're saying it kind of supports the black pillars.
00:01:44.160 50% looks, 45% money, 5% everything else.
00:01:47.800 Multiverse, bam.
00:01:48.780 They want funny, yet they are never funny.
00:01:51.440 Heinzberg, evil.
00:01:52.220 They want funny, proves it's a clown world.
00:01:55.280 Chill, man.
00:01:55.860 I feel like some women want demigods.
00:01:58.340 As for husbands, for the 666 rule, 90 frito pie.
00:02:01.880 As for now, Italy girl is the first pick.
00:02:05.780 Green jacket is the second, and the rest are for the streets.
00:02:08.680 See, Dumbledore.
00:02:09.780 If you are, these are not my views.
00:02:13.700 Sorry, sorry.
00:02:14.860 See, Dumbledore.
00:02:15.800 You are not, you weren't in the top 5% of women before you opened your mouth.
00:02:19.660 And after you, and after you talked, you dropped to the bottom 5%.
00:02:23.240 Zorana slot, 50-50 LTR, means equal in all aspects.
00:02:27.660 So, someone breaks, it's your turn.
00:02:29.840 Stop telling men to act like you.
00:02:31.460 You're a woman.
00:02:32.920 You, women, say one thing, but then you do something else.
00:02:35.960 Marriage causes divorce.
00:02:37.380 Women want marriage, but they are also the ones who want to divorce, too.
00:02:40.300 Seems like guys are just being used to prove babies and financial security.
00:02:44.820 See Dumbledore.
00:02:45.520 Not all women, they always go to the exceptions.
00:02:48.960 Like, they literally believe they're going to win the lottery.
00:02:51.160 Women's addiction to whataboutism is nauseating.
00:02:54.060 A1.
00:02:55.660 It's, if something's wrong with you, if you need continuous emotional support.
00:03:00.600 Why are you not emotionally okay on your own?
00:03:02.620 I say you don't love yourself enough.
00:03:04.960 90 frito pie.
00:03:05.660 I was listening to Rap God by Eminem.
00:03:07.420 Oh, wait, that's Pearl reading super chat.
00:03:13.840 Women can't think in general because they always have one person in mind.
00:03:19.440 Oh, that's actually an interesting, that's probably true.
00:03:21.700 D, men want submissive, agreeable women.
00:03:24.020 Are you either of those things?
00:03:25.860 F.S.
00:03:26.380 Claire.
00:03:27.080 Men's desires have not changed.
00:03:29.140 Women believe they deserve the world but offer nothing.
00:03:31.620 Plus, the system is adversarial.
00:03:33.780 Women can wake up and file for divorce for any reason and take a man for everything he has worked for.
00:03:39.140 No.
00:03:39.880 Zero sloths.
00:03:41.220 The predictions is that more than 50% of women are going to be single and childless by 2030.
00:03:47.360 It seems to be more true every day.
00:03:49.480 Invest in animals and wine, fellas.
00:03:52.360 Would you marry a man with the same career as your...
00:03:56.180 Oh, that's a good...
00:03:57.200 Let me do this one really quick.
00:03:59.220 Would you guys marry a man with the same career as your dad?
00:04:02.660 Yes.
00:04:03.100 Yes.
00:04:03.500 Yes, definitely.
00:04:04.800 Yes.
00:04:05.120 Yes.
00:04:06.900 Would you marry someone with the same career as your mom?
00:04:11.640 Well, my mom.
00:04:13.220 I have a stepmother but my mom never really worked.
00:04:16.380 No, she has...
00:04:17.520 She's an artist actually.
00:04:19.520 So, yes, I would.
00:04:21.240 Yeah.
00:04:22.640 Mick 910.
00:04:23.980 These chicks need to buy some dogs.
00:04:26.480 Johnny.
00:04:27.400 Emotional support as long as he loses his job or develops a money or draining habit.
00:04:32.100 Women's divorce to take half before the man loses his value.
00:04:36.300 She cares less if he listens to all her problems.
00:04:39.240 Walton, social media has ruined dating.
00:04:41.100 These women have no idea what their level really is.
00:04:43.240 Invest in pet care products.
00:04:44.500 Walton, the average man 5'8 and 50K would be happy with the average woman.
00:04:53.840 Conversely, the average man is invisible to average women.
00:04:57.940 Actually, I think most of them said 5'8 and 50K.
00:05:01.740 Actually, have any of you guys dated a guy that's 5'8?
00:05:04.060 Anyone?
00:05:05.040 I have.
00:05:05.380 You have?
00:05:06.020 You have?
00:05:06.880 Yeah.
00:05:07.300 You haven't?
00:05:08.160 You have?
00:05:08.980 Yeah.
00:05:09.400 I have.
00:05:10.400 She's like, not me.
00:05:11.880 She's like, couldn't be me.
00:05:14.020 She's honest.
00:05:16.640 She's like the most honest.
00:05:17.480 She's like, yeah, he's got to be ripped.
00:05:18.700 He's got to be like...
00:05:19.580 She's like, yeah, I got it.
00:05:21.960 Only women and simps accept the love.
00:05:26.920 Accept the love.
00:05:28.140 Your curves.
00:05:29.020 BS.
00:05:30.020 90 Frito Pie.
00:05:31.120 You're beautiful because God created you.
00:05:33.820 But the real question is, are you attractive?
00:05:36.540 Gus.
00:05:37.100 Women that are 40 plus are not the beauty standard.
00:05:40.700 These 304s...
00:05:42.620 Okay, that one's mean.
00:05:44.000 I'm not going to do that.
00:05:46.440 Zero Fallout.
00:05:48.560 They don't mind throwing out the 1 to 10 scale for women.
00:05:51.640 Yet most men will keep it for men.
00:05:54.280 Most women are average fives.
00:05:56.620 And yet there is no 10.
00:05:58.160 90 Frito Pie.
00:05:59.480 You can't answer straight.
00:06:00.640 Then you're lying and weak.
00:06:02.080 Sick Lid.
00:06:02.960 Pearl, you are very late.
00:06:04.040 Is this what you call...
00:06:06.640 Okay.
00:06:07.400 Then let me just...
00:06:08.640 Let me just refresh it real quick.
00:06:17.800 How does everyone feel about abortion?
00:06:20.380 Oh, gosh.
00:06:20.800 Zero Slot.
00:06:22.460 Please take notes of the type of women you need to avoid.
00:06:25.480 Work on yourself.
00:06:26.620 And get a young, pretty, fertile woman that's going to take your lead.
00:06:29.480 So a 10 out of 10 means perfect.
00:06:31.200 No flaws.
00:06:32.920 Pearl's the only one with a sane rating in the room.
00:06:35.480 Mr. B.
00:06:36.460 God does not choose your partner.
00:06:38.040 You do.
00:06:38.560 Otherwise, you'll blame him for everything.
00:06:40.000 God is not stupid.
00:06:40.720 3K is 30% of 8.3K a month, which is 100K a year.
00:06:45.900 Unwanted Vogue.
00:06:47.140 Okay.
00:06:47.580 I read with that one already.
00:06:49.640 Actually, I'm curious.
00:06:50.740 The guy with the curly hair.
00:06:52.600 What would you guys rate him?
00:06:53.720 One to 10.
00:06:54.160 Oh, this guy.
00:06:57.320 Yeah.
00:06:58.160 Can we zoom into one...
00:06:59.440 Can we click into one of the pictures?
00:07:00.160 Is there like a younger photo?
00:07:01.500 Okay.
00:07:01.980 No, no.
00:07:02.340 These photos, what would you rate him?
00:07:04.540 A two.
00:07:05.300 A two.
00:07:05.720 Can you zoom in for me, please?
00:07:07.160 Can we click into one of the pictures?
00:07:08.520 Yeah, click in.
00:07:08.840 Let's just get a...
00:07:09.480 Because I...
00:07:10.220 Yeah.
00:07:12.640 Okay.
00:07:13.100 He's a two for me.
00:07:14.300 A two.
00:07:15.340 I would say a three.
00:07:16.520 Three.
00:07:16.740 Two.
00:07:17.380 Four.
00:07:18.540 A four.
00:07:19.000 That's high.
00:07:19.600 A four.
00:07:20.180 A four.
00:07:22.160 Because he did say that he's funny.
00:07:24.840 Yeah.
00:07:25.480 Could be a four.
00:07:26.340 No, but just looks.
00:07:28.000 Oh, is it...
00:07:28.660 It's just looks.
00:07:29.880 It's true.
00:07:30.380 He's about a three.
00:07:32.000 Would we even give him a chance to be funny?
00:07:34.140 No.
00:07:34.980 No.
00:07:36.760 If he came up to you in the club and he's like, you know, putting some moves on, would you...
00:07:41.480 Absolutely not.
00:07:42.480 Absolutely not.
00:07:43.260 Absolutely not.
00:07:43.860 Absolutely not.
00:07:45.500 I would walk away.
00:07:46.900 So this is exonerating the black pill guys in the chat.
00:07:49.740 This is exonerating all of it, isn't it?
00:07:51.200 Yeah, it really is.
00:07:53.020 That's just my type.
00:07:53.900 But you know what's interesting, though?
00:07:55.800 With women, it's like we're all tens, but like men, we're able to rate them one to ten
00:08:01.900 fairly accurately.
00:08:02.600 Exactly how they rate us.
00:08:03.020 No.
00:08:03.560 I've never said I was a ten to someone else.
00:08:05.120 I'm a ten to me.
00:08:06.040 Myself.
00:08:06.240 Yeah.
00:08:06.620 Like, I'm a ten, as in what you think is different from what you think.
00:08:10.200 I'm a millionaire, but okay, you know how crazy this sounds?
00:08:12.440 I'm a millionaire to myself.
00:08:14.400 And you know what?
00:08:15.000 Am I a millionaire?
00:08:16.180 God willing.
00:08:17.800 You just have to believe in yourself.
00:08:19.400 But to me, that's not like reality.
00:08:22.580 Like, I mean, if you think you're a ten on looks, like Rihanna, right?
00:08:26.660 If she says I'm a ten, okay, she's a ten.
00:08:28.660 And if I'm a millionaire, then okay, I'm a millionaire.
00:08:31.120 But you know what?
00:08:31.740 But I wouldn't say I'm a millionaire to me.
00:08:33.340 I'm either a millionaire to everyone or I'm not a millionaire.
00:08:35.380 But only you find Rihanna attractive.
00:08:38.380 Do you know there's people out there that don't find her attractive?
00:08:41.080 Yeah.
00:08:41.360 You know, that that is normal.
00:08:43.240 And no one in her prime.
00:08:44.800 No.
00:08:45.100 And no one, like, ten years ago thought Rihanna was ugly.
00:08:48.380 They might not think she's the ten.
00:08:50.140 They might say eight or seven.
00:08:51.440 You can't say no one.
00:08:53.060 I'm sure there's people out there that don't find her attractive.
00:08:56.240 That's just not their time.
00:08:57.000 But why are we talking about the acceptance?
00:08:57.880 Like, I'm talking about the rule.
00:08:59.640 I'm not talking about...
00:09:00.440 What is the rule?
00:09:01.660 But with beauty, you can't really, like, you know, you can be ugly with someone.
00:09:07.260 You can be depressed.
00:09:07.840 Exactly.
00:09:08.400 That's facts.
00:09:08.780 What is the rule?
00:09:10.440 There is some, you know...
00:09:11.280 Okay, can we bring up Rosie O'Donald, please?
00:09:15.720 What is the rule?
00:09:16.740 I just said, let's do...
00:09:17.840 Can we bring up...
00:09:18.320 Could you bring up Margot Robbie and Rosie O'Donald, please?
00:09:21.200 Thank you.
00:09:22.640 Thank you.
00:09:29.440 Also, I'm sorry, Rosie.
00:09:33.220 Who's hotter?
00:09:34.500 Okay, this girl.
00:09:36.060 Okay.
00:09:36.520 Now, please bring up...
00:09:37.840 Margot Robbie.
00:09:40.980 I like that Trump picture there.
00:09:42.760 Okay, so this girl...
00:09:44.340 Or this girl.
00:09:46.640 Who's more attractive?
00:09:48.300 This girl.
00:09:48.760 This girl, Margot Robbie.
00:09:49.760 But I feel like age plays a part because she looks, like, ten times younger than the first lady.
00:09:54.820 Yeah, the other one looks older.
00:09:56.500 Either way.
00:09:56.960 Either way.
00:09:57.500 Either way.
00:09:58.080 Either way.
00:09:58.660 So are older women uglier?
00:09:59.880 No.
00:10:01.420 You can.
00:10:02.220 You can.
00:10:02.800 Either way.
00:10:03.840 Okay, but then why did you mention her age if older women aren't uglier?
00:10:07.200 I feel like maybe the first lady, look...
00:10:09.160 She's not prying.
00:10:10.060 Yeah.
00:10:10.300 She's not prying.
00:10:11.000 Yeah, but you just said age doesn't matter.
00:10:13.500 No, I don't think it matters to a certain extent.
00:10:16.940 Age does matter.
00:10:18.040 It does matter.
00:10:18.780 I feel like when you age sometimes, she can't see their beauty.
00:10:21.440 But sometimes women age and they look like...
00:10:23.500 They look much younger than their age.
00:10:25.180 So I feel like it depends, to be honest.
00:10:26.800 It depends on what.
00:10:30.540 Who's another girl we could pull up?
00:10:32.440 There you go.
00:10:33.780 What's that?
00:10:35.040 Oh, you know what?
00:10:35.940 We'll do J.Lo.
00:10:36.820 They're the same age.
00:10:37.840 Yeah.
00:10:41.780 Okay, let's try this again.
00:10:46.680 Oh, you got it?
00:10:47.360 We can't see it.
00:10:49.260 Yeah.
00:10:50.000 There we go.
00:10:51.100 Okay, her.
00:10:52.180 They're the same age.
00:10:53.080 So I'm going to go by J.Lo looking like that on the right, at the bottom.
00:10:59.100 Right, because J.Lo has had work done, so we need to know which one are we.
00:11:03.100 We'll do the natural.
00:11:03.920 Which one are we?
00:11:06.120 Oh, J.Lo.
00:11:07.160 I'm not whoopee.
00:11:08.420 Oh, I like whoopee.
00:11:09.140 Absolutely whoopee.
00:11:10.240 I'm a super designer.
00:11:12.300 I'm saying whoopee.
00:11:14.040 I like whoopee, yeah.
00:11:15.360 Natural.
00:11:16.220 She's giving on to you.
00:11:17.020 Boring.
00:11:17.640 Jennifer Lopez, like, what the hell?
00:11:19.680 She's giving on to you.
00:11:20.640 J.Lo for me.
00:11:20.980 Okay, so she's more attractive than J.Lo.
00:11:23.680 Not for me.
00:11:24.380 No, J.Lo's definitely more attractive than we are.
00:11:25.760 Are they the same age?
00:11:27.420 Who think?
00:11:27.880 Yeah.
00:11:28.920 Yeah?
00:11:29.700 Are they?
00:11:30.920 Roughly within 10 years, I'd say.
00:11:33.060 Within 10 years?
00:11:33.960 I mean, I could.
00:11:34.820 How old are they?
00:11:35.380 I don't know.
00:11:36.080 J.Lo's.
00:11:37.260 All right, who thought J.Lo was uglier?
00:11:40.320 None of them are ugly.
00:11:41.680 No, okay, uglier.
00:11:43.040 None of them are ugly.
00:11:43.920 You mean that's attractive.
00:11:45.800 Who is hotter?
00:11:46.880 Who are you guys picking?
00:11:47.780 Who's hotter?
00:11:48.060 J.Lo.
00:11:48.540 J.Lo.
00:11:49.420 Okay.
00:11:49.740 Okay, so we can agree that some women are more attractive than others.
00:11:54.780 Yeah, 100%.
00:11:55.780 Yeah, that's true.
00:11:56.900 No, it was to everyone in the room.
00:11:59.320 Attractive, absolutely.
00:12:00.340 Yeah, that's true.
00:12:01.040 Yeah.
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