JustPearlyThings - Modern Women Are Basically Adult Children (Call-in Show)

00:00:00.000 on the radio but it don't sound the same

00:00:04.260 when our friends talk about you all it does is just tear me down

00:00:10.820 cause my heart breaks a little when i hear your name it all just sounds like

00:00:19.120 too young too dumb to realize that i don't need no flowers

00:00:33.440 don't need to hold your hand don't need all your hours

00:00:40.960 cause you're a hard-working man i don't need to party

00:00:47.400 i don't need to dance now my man is dancing but he's dancing with another woman

00:00:57.360 my pride my ego my needs and my selfish ways

00:01:05.440 cause a good strong man like you to walk out my life

00:01:11.900 now i'll never never get to clean up the mess i made oh and it haunts me

00:01:21.860 every time i close my eyes it all just sounds like

00:01:27.280 too young too dumb to realize that i don't need no flowers

00:01:41.020 that i don't need no flowers don't need to hold your hand i don't need all your hours

00:01:51.480 cause you're a hard-working man i don't need to party i don't need to dance now my man is dancing

00:02:04.480 but he's dancing with another woman

00:02:08.020 although it hurts i'll be the first to say i was wrong

00:02:18.440 oh i know i'm probably much too late to try and apologize for my mistakes

00:02:28.440 i just want you to know i don't need no flowers

00:02:38.400 i don't need to hold your hand don't need all your hours

00:02:45.280 cause you're a hard-working man

00:02:49.040 i don't need to party i don't need to dance

00:02:56.140 now my man is dancing but he's dancing with another woman

00:03:02.200 now my man is dancing but he's dancing with another woman

00:03:09.240 what up guys welcome to another episode of pearl daily

00:03:14.800 i always felt like that's how the song should have went

00:03:18.300 because

00:03:19.400 you know

00:03:22.000 i always just felt like that was a super simp song

00:03:25.640 so i decided i'm going to start this thing where i

00:03:28.020 i rewrite some of these

00:03:30.440 so i'm going to go back

00:03:31.740 so if you liked it let me know in the comments

00:03:40.660 and i can

00:03:41.220 if you have any simp songs you want me to rewrite

00:03:43.960 one of them i was thinking is um cardi b's i don't cook i don't clean

00:03:49.580 i think i should rewrite that to have women just taking l's throughout the entire thing

00:03:55.180 okay so the reason i picked bruno mars if you know the actual lyrics

00:04:01.100 maybe one day i'll have it so i can go back and forth

00:04:03.860 but

00:04:04.200 you know it's basically the story of this guy who you know was simping over this

00:04:11.320 you know probably a mid right let's just be honest here probably an average woman

00:04:14.680 and if you really listen to the lyrics

00:04:16.940 she's just she's bored

00:04:18.700 she's not entertained

00:04:20.400 and that's the real reason

00:04:22.240 that she ended the relationship

00:04:24.180 he's saying i should have taken you dancing

00:04:26.060 i you know i should have bought you flowers

00:04:28.940 i should have done all this bullshit to entertain you

00:04:31.680 and i just thought you know this is how women get to be so delusional

00:04:35.940 because

00:04:36.360 you know we

00:04:37.700 you guys allow us to guilt you into kind of you know kind of some bs

00:04:42.140 these meals changed everything for me

00:04:44.440 um

00:04:46.160 so that's really where i'm at with it

00:04:49.340 hold on

00:04:50.940 what

00:04:54.220 to that

00:04:57.040 oh they can't connect to this one

00:05:01.940 well i don't need them right now i'm just reading off of it

00:05:06.620 so i don't yeah i don't think i

00:05:08.260 you know i'm not i don't

00:05:10.400 oh it actually i am gonna have to

00:05:12.180 i'm reading off it for now but later i was gonna show a few examples

00:05:15.640 yeah sure sure

00:05:18.320 guys you're gonna have to bear with us

00:05:20.400 it's a new set so we just have some tech

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00:05:23.720 on where

00:05:24.860 just on the computer

00:05:26.380 okay

00:05:28.600 of course i

00:05:30.180 okay here we go

00:05:32.060 system settings

00:05:32.940 uh

00:05:38.220 hz

00:05:40.260 i don't know

00:05:46.120 yeah

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00:05:47.960 hertz

00:05:48.480 okay how many

00:05:50.280 it's on 60

00:05:53.980 oh okay

00:05:56.320 oh my gosh

00:05:58.160 okay

00:05:59.420 all right it's black now

00:06:02.040 now it's saying not

00:06:04.880 opium mode

00:06:06.960 yeah i think it got worse

00:06:09.500 well i'll go get my laptop guys so i can read off of that for the time being

00:06:15.040 tilda

00:06:15.520 i mean i'll let you figure that out

00:06:18.400 guys i need you to be patient i know there's somebody bitching in the chat but you just

00:06:34.620 no offense it's just the internet but we gotta be patient here we gotta at times you know there's tech issues

00:06:42.220 so anyway you know i saw the other day that like the united states of america had audio issues and i'm like yeah it's not as easy as you think like for a press conference

00:06:51.220 okay so

00:06:53.220 okay so

00:06:54.220 okay so

00:06:54.920 okay so we might not be able to share my screen today that's all right we'll just we'll do colin's

00:07:01.960 so anyways the whole idea of this song

00:07:05.420 is bruno mars is saying i i shouldn't have ruined this relationship and he lists the reasons that she dumped him and it's i should have bought you flowers i should have held your hand i should have spent all my hours with you and i'm thinking

00:07:22.320 what a simp what a simp and we blasted that on the radio throughout my whole college career

00:07:29.580 and i won't lie bruno mars he does make bangers it's very catchy i'm not going to pretend i didn't sing it i obviously did

00:07:35.380 but but i would sing it and think you know there's sometimes you ever have songs that you like bop your head to and you're kind of embarrassed you're bopping i felt that way about lizzo's song like

00:07:46.560 you know why men great till they gotta be great and that's a terrible lyric right because obviously you know men are better than women in pretty much every way but not all not all and by the way as my disclaimer i'm a comedian on this show it's not serious

00:07:59.960 um haha and um yeah if there's any if youtube's watching just so you know this is comedy and i always mean there are exceptions to every rule not all

00:08:11.320 but anyway so bruno mars that was one of the songs and i was thinking that essentially what women are doing is we're ending relationships because we're bored

00:08:19.980 and you know men are very solution oriented i really i think the male psyche you guys just don't get upset about problems you just are focused on solutions right

00:08:31.800 you know i mean you guys do you know it's so funny because i'll tell a man about a problem

00:08:37.600 and he's just like 10 steps ahead and fixing it and i'm like i'm busy complaining about the problem

00:08:43.160 i'm busy right now so anyways i went to equinox the other day i was trying to decide what gym i'm in a new

00:08:52.120 a new area can't say where um but i'm in a new area and i was deciding on a different gym and i walk into

00:08:58.860 equinox and i'm at equinox and i'm like can i get a tour and to be fair it was a pretty nice gym

00:09:05.720 but when they're you know taking me around equinox i'm looking around and i'm thinking

00:09:11.520 this looks like a babysitting place for adult women like this looks like a daycare but for adult women

00:09:19.700 and there's the gym and then there's like another you know another room and it's just like classes so

00:09:26.340 it's like adult women being trained on how to do yoga how to do whatever and i realize women we don't

00:09:32.400 like thinking and so we like people to just like do things for us you know so and i and i'm walking

00:09:37.980 around there's a spa there's a massage table i could get red light therapy i'm like i need red light

00:09:44.520 therapy now and then they're like yeah it's like 300 a month or whatever it was and i'm sitting there

00:09:50.900 and i'm thinking this looks like babysitting for adults and as you guys know i really like to talk

00:09:58.740 about societal trends on this show um and my goal is always to get the pulse of some things that are

00:10:04.680 going on in society and i really came to the conclusion that there's a whole industry based

00:10:10.520 on babysitting adult women i really think that ladies like

00:10:17.520 there's a like

00:10:21.360 there's just all of these places that they've dedicated to entertaining us now the other day

00:10:29.680 um now i'm i'm in more of a city area and i was walking in the city and when i'm in the city i go by

00:10:37.800 the park and um i see these adult women watching a movie and i'm thinking like when i was a kid

00:10:46.680 they did have movies in the park but they were for kids and i and i thought about this this like

00:10:53.740 transition in society where all the things that were originally meant for children are now being

00:11:00.640 used for women now i can already hear my critics my detractors my haters saying but pearl what about

00:11:06.720 men aren't men you know being entertained aren't don't men need to be babysat and i think that's a

00:11:13.920 common trope that women have a tendency to say like oh he couldn't survive without me oh you know

00:11:19.840 i'm his mother and i really thought about it and i'm thinking i really think everything women say

00:11:26.600 about men is like projection i really do so in this case as we go forward with this thought process

00:11:34.240 women have to be babysat in society and i decided to make a list of places that i feel i i think that

00:11:45.280 women are really being babysat

00:11:47.760 so movies in the park then we have adult classes in things that originally were meant for children

00:11:58.820 so you have adult theater now it used to just be the kids did the school musical you have dance

00:12:05.500 classes now you know ballet adult ballet classes that really used to be for kids yoga classes um you

00:12:14.620 know i once i spoke to a personal trainer about this he said that his main clientele was women and he he ran

00:12:21.660 some of these classes for adult women and the problem was he couldn't make them too hard or the women would

00:12:27.400 complain and quit self-improvement for women it just it tends to be like a spa day or self-improvement

00:12:35.860 for men it's like a man and a woman get out of a breakup women get a boob job and a man and go to

00:12:40.920 the spa and get some botox and the man goes to the gym and basically makes a hundred thousand dollars

00:12:47.200 more that year do you know what i mean it's like we just aren't really the same when it comes to this

00:12:51.580 topic and my critics and detractors they'll say men are the same when it comes to

00:12:56.640 being babysat but that's not what i see i mean men go hunting i really don't think that's pretty

00:13:02.500 self-sufficient right uh men go my brothers used to go jet skiing

00:13:07.240 utv-ing i mean if anything that's not babysat at all that's like you know exploring the terrain

00:13:15.880 oh the chalice yeah okay

00:13:22.420 some at times um who's the babysitter the boyfriend or the husband where you know at one point in time

00:13:31.520 men may have probably not but they may have looked at women as an asset who could do things for them

00:13:37.920 but now really boyfriends have almost become slaves to women where they're forced to provide the woman

00:13:46.060 entertainment day to day and they get nothing out of it um i would say 80 of the workforce for women

00:13:54.180 but not all not all but i mean example of that is human resources

00:13:58.220 i mean basically women came to the workforce we couldn't take the speech that the how men talked

00:14:05.820 and then we made a whole industry for nagging men on how they talk

00:14:11.620 nagging let me look at the chat

00:14:15.520 let me turn this off

00:14:19.420 old women love square dancing what

00:14:27.420 oh it's broken now oh it's okay that's all right

00:14:32.060 maybe i could could i put in the signal the links and then we play them

00:14:36.400 is that possible oh no you can't share that screen

00:14:39.200 oh okay not that computer though

00:14:43.520 i'm just wondering will we be able to zoom we can zoom

00:14:51.500 okay that's fine

00:14:55.200 yeah so essentially women we created an entire industry for nagging men

00:15:09.260 including conservative commentators i hate to say it ladies

00:15:14.380 i know i'm one of them but i hate to say it right

00:15:17.480 then we have the whole catfishing industry so there's a whole industry

00:15:21.420 for making women feel like we aren't ugly

00:15:24.380 and um you know that's turned into babysitting you drop your girl off at the nail salon

00:15:30.680 you drop your girlfriend off at the hair salon

00:15:33.560 and really a lot of these industries maybe you think they're for women but they're really for the men

00:15:39.160 to get some peace and quiet and alone time

00:15:41.620 you know so that's really my question we're going to do calling in a bit is

00:15:46.080 where do you drop off your wife or your girlfriend to be babysat

00:15:49.940 coffee shops where we spend like twenty dollars to sit in a comfy chair

00:15:55.140 do work

00:15:56.960 and drink overpriced coffee

00:16:00.920 calling a dog a child

00:16:05.200 apartment complexes

00:16:06.760 i've noticed apartment complexes almost are like college dorms now we're back in the day

00:16:12.860 i mean you didn't really care about where you lived you didn't really care about you know you just it was just an apartment

00:16:20.140 but now i keep i see

00:16:21.980 like because i was apartment shopping recently and everyone was trying to sell me on this community

00:16:27.300 and i'm thinking the new community is now apartment complexes or

00:16:32.680 hobby communities that seems to be where the world is going

00:16:38.020 then we got the military and female police officers

00:16:41.220 you guys obviously can't do the job like very obviously

00:16:44.640 um but you need to be babysat

00:16:47.400 because the men don't know what to do with you

00:16:48.820 the dad's like i don't want her she's old enough

00:16:50.840 what am i going to do with her let me put her in the military

00:16:53.900 so i don't have to deal with her anymore

00:16:55.400 martial arts

00:16:57.520 um female streamers i would say is a bunch of

00:17:00.720 it's like the simps are babysitting in general

00:17:03.460 in general like

00:17:04.620 you know when you see those like hot streamers on twitch with their boobs out

00:17:08.040 it's just all the guys watching are babysitting

00:17:10.880 um

00:17:14.580 women have a tendency to be bored

00:17:17.300 and we can't entertain ourselves

00:17:18.860 where men

00:17:19.440 if they look at an apartment

00:17:21.060 i was talking about this before the show

00:17:23.160 if they have an apartment complex

00:17:24.620 or an apartment

00:17:25.540 it's like empty

00:17:26.700 and they just need a ps5

00:17:28.100 and they're good

00:17:28.760 and men in general

00:17:30.280 they're just so much more entertaining

00:17:32.000 like you ever just see men together

00:17:33.500 like they're so funny

00:17:34.780 that's why i'm such a traitor to my gender

00:17:37.480 you guys just are not entertaining me enough

00:17:39.420 you know what i mean

00:17:39.940 it's like

00:17:40.560 i need the ladies to provide more value

00:17:43.700 to get me on their side

00:17:45.060 but it's just

00:17:45.680 it's just none

00:17:47.020 there is this ongoing trend

00:17:53.140 where i say women are unhappy people

00:17:55.040 we're unhappy with everything

00:17:56.780 so it doesn't surprise me

00:17:58.560 that we're unhappy with you guys too

00:18:00.320 we have a tendency to not be able to sit in silence

00:18:03.860 we always got to listen to a podcast or something

00:18:06.300 and i was going to show you guys some examples

00:18:09.560 but i can't right

00:18:10.680 no all right

00:18:12.220 well i guess we're going to do Colin

00:18:13.480 i'll describe what i was going to show you guys

00:18:17.720 i was going to show you guys those weight loss classes

00:18:22.480 of essentially these women like

00:18:24.600 it's like a bunch of fat women

00:18:27.140 being on top of a ball attached to the ceiling

00:18:30.040 like they're like swinging back and forth

00:18:32.760 it's like back

00:18:33.500 and it's like a weight loss class

00:18:39.220 that doesn't have them losing weight at all

00:18:41.980 because it's just like fun

00:18:44.780 adult babysitting

00:18:46.880 another one

00:18:53.160 oh i had a couple of these

00:18:54.300 it's like women biking

00:18:56.480 but barely biking

00:18:58.360 yeah so my question

00:19:02.980 that i was going to show you guys men

00:19:04.480 because i like

00:19:05.160 there is a video of a guy

00:19:07.020 and he

00:19:07.680 he bounced a can

00:19:10.840 into the garbage

00:19:11.940 and he just looked like the happiest guy on the planet

00:19:15.000 and i was thinking about this

00:19:16.820 i'm like they put hundreds of thousands

00:19:18.520 if not millions of dollars

00:19:20.040 into making women happy

00:19:21.960 right

00:19:22.280 they've given us all this birth control

00:19:24.260 they're like you guys want to be whores

00:19:25.720 go do it

00:19:26.400 you want to kill your kids

00:19:27.880 why not

00:19:28.660 do you guys need to be entertained all day

00:19:31.380 here is an adult babysitting

00:19:33.180 you know

00:19:33.620 we'll

00:19:34.220 we'll give you guys a movie

00:19:35.800 we'll give you guys a snack

00:19:37.460 oh is the catholic church

00:19:39.680 and orthodox

00:19:40.580 too boring

00:19:41.380 is it too boring

00:19:42.860 we'll give you guys

00:19:44.360 these non-denominational churches

00:19:46.200 that have a concert

00:19:48.200 is that enough

00:19:49.020 here you go

00:19:50.280 you know what

00:19:50.940 that's not

00:19:51.800 that's not enough

00:19:52.620 do you guys need a snack at church

00:19:54.760 is that

00:19:55.340 is that good

00:19:55.940 and the women

00:19:56.760 you know

00:19:57.300 we're just still not happy with

00:19:59.060 it's like every aspect of life

00:20:00.980 it's like is school too hard

00:20:03.120 okay now we're graduating high school

00:20:05.040 and we can't read

00:20:06.460 right

00:20:07.080 is being at home by yourself too hard

00:20:11.320 is going out and like

00:20:12.400 meeting men in person too hard

00:20:14.420 here's a dating app

00:20:15.820 that'll connect you with thousands of men in your area

00:20:18.740 oh shoot

00:20:20.360 you don't want to have to sift through them

00:20:22.140 let me

00:20:23.880 you can filter by height

00:20:25.240 you can filter by eye color

00:20:27.120 you can filter by race

00:20:29.640 oh is that not enough ladies

00:20:32.320 oh you want to be whores

00:20:34.580 you want to have D appointments

00:20:35.700 okay

00:20:36.180 you know what

00:20:36.660 we were going to cure all the STDs for you

00:20:39.200 and that's why I keep telling you guys

00:20:43.160 we're too far gone

00:20:44.320 you have to understand

00:20:46.320 all of these industries are dedicated

00:20:49.820 to making women happy

00:20:51.580 the health industry

00:20:52.880 they'll tell us that when we're fat

00:20:54.380 it's like not our fault

00:20:55.580 they won't say to count your calories

00:21:00.060 and you have a calorie deficit

00:21:02.220 they'll just say look it

00:21:03.120 you being an obese fat person

00:21:05.640 that's not your fault

00:21:06.440 to the point that doctors can't weigh women

00:21:09.720 we have to

00:21:13.960 you know

00:21:14.560 we have um

00:21:16.300 apartment complexes being built

00:21:19.140 for single women

00:21:20.140 because they're the ones that'll pay

00:21:22.140 the absurd prices

00:21:23.140 there's too many people making money off of women

00:21:26.780 including the Republican Party

00:21:28.160 and Liberal Party

00:21:30.120 both of them coddle women

00:21:32.420 you know

00:21:32.720 it's like this last election cycle

00:21:34.880 everyone was wondering

00:21:35.660 why is Trump all of a sudden pro-choice

00:21:37.780 he's got to be

00:21:38.540 the women have like a gun to his head

00:21:40.520 it's like the women are like

00:21:42.640 give us abortion

00:21:44.020 and then Trump's like

00:21:45.600 no I'm pro-life

00:21:46.700 here's

00:21:47.080 I have morals

00:21:48.240 and they're like

00:21:48.660 give us abortion

00:21:49.520 or we're not going to vote

00:21:50.480 or your donors are going to cut

00:21:52.600 and they're like

00:21:52.960 he's like fine

00:21:53.720 Melania honey

00:21:54.740 can you please go tell the women

00:21:57.040 that they can abort

00:21:57.800 you guys can do it

00:21:59.100 kill the kids

00:21:59.720 whatever

00:22:00.120 I don't care

00:22:00.740 that's why I say we're cooked

00:22:06.840 I mean even if women are happily married

00:22:09.300 which we can be

00:22:10.100 for a period of time

00:22:11.040 there's a whole industry dedicated

00:22:14.400 where they spend millions of dollars

00:22:16.140 marketing to your wife

00:22:17.380 to leave you

00:22:18.240 so they can charge her

00:22:20.220 for all these entertainment things

00:22:21.920 yeah

00:22:26.120 so anyways

00:22:28.920 my question is

00:22:31.100 for the fellas

00:22:33.140 where do you drop your wife off

00:22:36.260 or your girlfriend off

00:22:37.780 when she needs to be babysat

00:22:39.380 and hopefully I can hear from Doug MPA

00:22:43.000 Doug MPA

00:22:44.120 you gotta let people in and out

00:22:45.800 but I need you to rule

00:22:47.160 with an iron fist today

00:22:48.540 I can't do the

00:22:51.300 I can't do the

00:22:52.520 10 minutes for the zoom

00:22:55.140 they could either get it

00:22:56.440 or they don't

00:22:57.800 respectfully fellas

00:22:59.160 let me send this zoom

00:23:01.060 to the

00:23:01.520 hey I'm here

00:23:07.220 oh cool he's on

00:23:08.220 I can't see

00:23:08.940 so

00:23:09.200 alright so

00:23:10.420 when you were married

00:23:11.460 Doug MPA

00:23:12.080 where in your past relationships

00:23:13.560 where would you drop off

00:23:15.320 your wife

00:23:15.900 to be babysat

00:23:17.100 Ross or Marshall

00:23:21.140 and how did that go

00:23:26.260 like what would you rate it

00:23:27.220 on a 10

00:23:27.700 what do you mean

00:23:31.340 like rating how

00:23:32.200 how good was it

00:23:34.340 go ahead

00:23:35.240 how good was it

00:23:35.920 at babysitting

00:23:36.640 like was it a good

00:23:37.400 oh yeah

00:23:37.820 like a solid 10

00:23:38.760 cause here's the thing

00:23:39.860 yeah yeah

00:23:40.440 solid 10

00:23:41.120 so um

00:23:42.200 women

00:23:43.560 okay

00:23:44.100 JCPenney

00:23:46.580 like 10-15 years ago

00:23:48.180 tried to reprice

00:23:49.320 their

00:23:49.600 the pricing structure

00:23:51.020 for their

00:23:51.500 their products

00:23:52.340 and started

00:23:52.860 they stopped doing

00:23:53.880 that $19.99

00:23:55.060 $29.99

00:23:56.020 sale thing

00:23:56.940 and this had a flat price

00:23:58.540 like $25

00:23:59.440 $15

00:24:00.720 and

00:24:02.660 people stopped

00:24:03.480 well

00:24:03.800 and women stopped

00:24:05.100 going there

00:24:05.680 because

00:24:06.720 women

00:24:08.640 like that $19.99

00:24:10.680 cause it's not

00:24:11.620 quite $20

00:24:12.280 so it makes them

00:24:13.720 feel like they're

00:24:14.200 saving money

00:24:14.700 or

00:24:15.420 we have a sale

00:24:16.660 on Sunday

00:24:17.380 it entices

00:24:20.360 women to go

00:24:21.500 in

00:24:22.100 and buy

00:24:22.680 more stuff

00:24:23.460 and Marshalls

00:24:24.500 and Ross

00:24:25.200 are the ultimate

00:24:26.060 example of that

00:24:27.060 well

00:24:27.760 was it too expensive

00:24:28.880 of a babysitting

00:24:30.220 place for you

00:24:31.200 oh yeah

00:24:32.440 100%

00:24:32.920 okay

00:24:33.200 so maybe

00:24:33.800 it wasn't

00:24:34.400 the best

00:24:34.780 babysitting place

00:24:35.880 because

00:24:36.360 you had to

00:24:36.940 spend all the money

00:24:37.700 you know

00:24:38.680 well it was

00:24:40.100 it was

00:24:40.880 a good

00:24:41.800 short term

00:24:42.520 solution

00:24:43.240 but a bad

00:24:43.980 long term

00:24:44.480 solution

00:24:45.020 I'm about to

00:24:47.400 send this link

00:24:48.140 to the chat

00:24:49.040 that I made

00:24:49.520 on Twitter

00:24:50.040 and then

00:24:52.200 you know

00:24:52.640 I would say

00:24:53.300 Target too

00:24:54.060 one of the

00:24:54.880 scariest things

00:24:55.640 about Target

00:24:56.640 is that

00:24:58.820 I try to do

00:25:00.860 my shopping

00:25:01.300 on Sundays

00:25:01.760 for groceries

00:25:02.260 and stuff

00:25:02.700 and I'll go

00:25:03.680 to Target

00:25:04.100 on Sundays

00:25:04.600 and I'll see

00:25:05.620 a bunch of

00:25:06.440 women that are

00:25:08.000 mothers

00:25:08.400 on like

00:25:09.660 a girl's

00:25:10.600 trip to Target

00:25:11.380 so like

00:25:12.000 three four mothers

00:25:13.440 who will all

00:25:13.960 know each other

00:25:14.580 with their kid

00:25:15.320 in the car

00:25:15.860 and they're walking

00:25:16.820 up and down

00:25:17.420 the aisles

00:25:17.900 of Target

00:25:18.340 filling their

00:25:19.020 carts full

00:25:19.440 of crap

00:25:21.660 and they'll have

00:25:22.360 their coffee

00:25:22.940 and like snacks

00:25:23.720 and stuff

00:25:24.060 but they'll turn it

00:25:24.660 into

00:25:24.920 I love Target

00:25:27.260 as a babysitting

00:25:28.260 place

00:25:28.880 that's my

00:25:29.840 favorite place

00:25:30.620 to be babysat

00:25:31.760 but it's

00:25:36.280 interesting

00:25:36.700 because men

00:25:37.500 it's almost

00:25:39.520 like the

00:25:40.360 babysitting

00:25:40.920 you think

00:25:41.300 it's for the

00:25:41.760 women

00:25:42.020 but it's

00:25:42.400 for the

00:25:42.680 men to

00:25:43.040 get some

00:25:43.380 peace

00:25:43.680 and quiet

00:25:44.280 I agree

00:25:46.760 100%

00:25:47.360 but once

00:25:48.340 again

00:25:48.560 it'll cost

00:25:49.100 you

00:25:49.280 and guys

00:25:50.200 here's the

00:25:50.980 thing

00:25:51.360 every

00:25:54.360 I'm in my

00:25:55.340 mid-40s

00:25:55.860 right

00:25:56.020 so most

00:25:56.540 of the

00:25:56.760 guys

00:25:57.000 that got

00:25:57.320 married

00:25:57.580 people

00:25:57.700 when

00:25:58.120 they were

00:25:59.060 young

00:25:59.420 are divorced

00:26:00.180 and

00:26:01.460 women

00:26:02.220 have the

00:26:02.640 thing

00:26:02.760 where

00:26:03.000 they want

00:26:03.520 to be

00:26:04.000 in a

00:26:04.880 marriage

00:26:05.360 or in a

00:26:06.000 relationship

00:26:06.440 but they

00:26:07.260 don't want

00:26:07.640 to lose

00:26:08.080 their

00:26:08.380 independence

00:26:09.240 right

00:26:09.840 and one

00:26:10.680 of the

00:26:10.900 reasons

00:26:11.140 why

00:26:11.460 one of

00:26:12.400 the

00:26:12.620 biggest

00:26:13.860 ways

00:26:14.720 that they

00:26:15.100 want

00:26:15.280 I gotta

00:26:16.480 put this

00:26:16.840 here

00:26:17.040 the

00:26:18.680 most

00:26:20.380 obvious

00:26:21.900 invisible

00:26:22.380 way

00:26:22.880 for them

00:26:23.340 to stay

00:26:23.960 independent

00:26:24.700 in a

00:26:25.080 marriage

00:26:25.520 is the

00:26:26.600 trap

00:26:26.920 where the

00:26:27.280 man's

00:26:27.840 money

00:26:28.080 is the

00:26:28.460 house

00:26:28.720 money

00:26:29.000 and then

00:26:29.340 she gets

00:26:29.800 to keep

00:26:30.240 her money

00:26:30.860 you can't

00:26:31.760 tell her

00:26:32.060 what to

00:26:32.340 do with

00:26:32.580 it

00:26:32.760 so

00:26:33.980 you'll

00:26:34.560 be

00:26:34.640 working

00:26:34.900 full-time

00:26:35.460 and of

00:26:35.740 course

00:26:35.860 you'll

00:26:36.080 be

00:26:36.140 working

00:26:36.360 more

00:26:36.540 hours

00:26:36.940 and you'll

00:26:37.260 be

00:26:37.380 working

00:26:37.640 a more

00:26:37.840 dangerous

00:26:38.060 job

00:26:38.580 so you'll

00:26:40.440 be making

00:26:40.700 more

00:26:40.900 money

00:26:41.160 but you'll

00:26:41.500 be paying

00:26:41.800 all the

00:26:42.060 bills

00:26:42.340 and then

00:26:42.760 she just

00:26:43.340 gets to

00:26:43.660 keep her

00:26:43.960 money

00:26:44.260 and

00:26:45.340 then she'll

00:26:46.220 spend it

00:26:46.560 all at

00:26:46.980 Target

00:26:47.360 and

00:26:48.520 because

00:26:48.820 these

00:26:48.960 women

00:26:49.200 they'll

00:26:49.560 spend

00:26:49.880 your

00:26:50.520 money

00:26:50.840 her

00:26:51.140 money

00:26:51.500 and the

00:26:52.020 government's

00:26:52.440 money

00:26:52.680 so

00:26:54.140 that's

00:26:54.580 how the

00:26:54.800 whole

00:26:54.980 so I

00:26:56.860 asked

00:26:57.280 the

00:26:57.520 people

00:26:58.060 where

00:26:59.760 fellas

00:27:00.520 where do

00:27:00.840 you drop

00:27:01.240 off your

00:27:01.560 girlfriend

00:27:01.940 or wife

00:27:02.540 when you

00:27:02.800 want some

00:27:03.240 alone

00:27:03.560 time

00:27:03.960 I got

00:27:05.340 her

00:27:05.580 mothers

00:27:06.180 so that's

00:27:08.620 a babysitting

00:27:09.200 place

00:27:09.700 hold on

00:27:13.720 let me see

00:27:14.100 what else

00:27:14.560 then there's

00:27:16.340 all these

00:27:16.580 women virtue

00:27:17.240 signaling

00:27:17.820 I'm an

00:27:18.780 amazing

00:27:19.200 awesome

00:27:19.820 mother

00:27:20.260 I just

00:27:20.680 stay

00:27:21.020 home

00:27:21.380 it's like

00:27:21.720 bitch

00:27:22.100 someone said

00:27:24.820 the kitchen

00:27:25.320 where she

00:27:25.780 belongs

00:27:26.360 someone says

00:27:28.720 the mall

00:27:29.200 with your

00:27:29.540 no limit

00:27:30.160 Amex

00:27:30.720 I used

00:27:31.140 to drop

00:27:31.520 her off

00:27:31.800 at Zara

00:27:32.340 and wait

00:27:32.680 in the

00:27:32.920 parking

00:27:33.220 lot

00:27:33.520 a couple

00:27:33.960 of hours

00:27:34.480 of peace

00:27:35.100 that's what

00:27:35.460 you should

00:27:35.760 do

00:27:36.160 you might

00:27:40.760 do this

00:27:41.080 with your

00:27:41.380 child

00:27:41.780 but not

00:27:42.200 your spouse

00:27:42.760 you don't

00:27:43.160 drop your

00:27:43.620 wife off

00:27:44.220 somewhere

00:27:44.640 well

00:27:45.060 is that

00:27:46.460 true

00:27:46.740 Doug

00:27:47.000 MPA

00:27:47.400 so you

00:27:49.780 don't

00:27:50.000 literally

00:27:50.360 drop

00:27:50.740 them off

00:27:51.240 well

00:27:52.080 see

00:27:52.260 actually

00:27:52.580 yeah

00:27:52.780 you do

00:27:53.060 I'm not

00:27:53.540 gonna lie

00:27:53.900 you do

00:27:54.860 drop them

00:27:55.800 off

00:27:56.040 drive them

00:27:57.780 there

00:27:58.080 and then

00:27:58.660 and actually

00:27:59.440 it'd be

00:27:59.740 better to

00:28:00.220 drop them

00:28:01.000 off because

00:28:01.500 they can

00:28:02.160 only go

00:28:02.520 to that

00:28:02.780 one place

00:28:03.480 if you

00:28:04.180 just give

00:28:04.760 them your

00:28:05.440 wallet

00:28:05.780 and let

00:28:06.100 them drive

00:28:06.500 all over

00:28:06.800 the place

00:28:07.260 you'll get

00:28:07.740 double or

00:28:08.220 triple the

00:28:08.580 bill

00:28:08.840 home goods

00:28:10.540 are target

00:28:11.260 I left

00:28:13.180 my way

00:28:13.560 to fed

00:28:13.920 a hot

00:28:14.320 springs

00:28:14.860 in

00:28:15.080 or

00:28:15.320 Colorado

00:28:15.960 but do

00:28:16.680 you know

00:28:16.780 what's

00:28:16.900 interesting

00:28:17.260 men's

00:28:17.720 hobbies

00:28:18.060 are always

00:28:18.480 productive

00:28:19.040 like it's

00:28:20.240 like men

00:28:20.640 will tinker

00:28:21.180 with cars

00:28:21.980 that's their

00:28:23.040 hobby

00:28:23.420 they'll go

00:28:24.640 hunting

00:28:25.140 I mean

00:28:25.780 that's their

00:28:26.280 hobby

00:28:26.600 they'll even

00:28:27.200 build a

00:28:27.680 house

00:28:28.000 I mean

00:28:28.280 my dad

00:28:28.620 used to

00:28:28.880 get off

00:28:29.180 work and

00:28:29.580 go build

00:28:29.940 our house

00:28:30.480 and he

00:28:30.780 built a

00:28:31.100 house

00:28:31.420 men's

00:28:34.020 most of

00:28:35.240 men's

00:28:35.580 hobbies

00:28:35.960 are

00:28:36.240 something

00:28:36.540 that can

00:28:37.080 benefit

00:28:37.500 not only

00:28:37.940 himself

00:28:38.280 but those

00:28:38.720 around him

00:28:39.280 or contain

00:28:40.140 a useful

00:28:40.740 skill

00:28:41.280 you know

00:28:42.960 working on

00:28:43.800 cars

00:28:44.460 hunting

00:28:45.460 you know

00:28:46.740 building

00:28:47.340 things

00:28:48.020 you know

00:28:49.320 most of

00:28:50.980 women's

00:28:51.400 only benefit

00:28:52.140 themselves

00:28:52.740 is there

00:28:54.680 anyone on

00:28:55.100 the line

00:28:55.500 or no

00:28:55.880 did you

00:28:57.200 drop the

00:28:57.580 link

00:28:57.820 because I

00:28:58.120 don't see

00:28:58.440 it

00:28:58.680 well you're

00:28:59.560 on the

00:28:59.820 zoom

00:29:00.060 aren't

00:29:00.300 you

00:29:00.480 yeah

00:29:01.900 well you

00:29:02.660 can't

00:29:02.920 you can't

00:29:03.320 is nobody

00:29:03.900 on

00:29:04.240 I don't

00:29:05.460 see anybody

00:29:06.080 oh is

00:29:06.740 the link

00:29:07.060 in the

00:29:07.300 chat

00:29:07.660 now it

00:29:09.600 is

00:29:09.840 oh sorry

00:29:10.460 I misunderstood

00:29:10.960 you

00:29:11.480 okay

00:29:12.120 someone said

00:29:13.120 the treadmill

00:29:13.760 the baking

00:29:14.420 aisle

00:29:14.860 okay let

00:29:15.420 me see

00:29:15.740 yeah

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00:29:57.800 oh we got

00:29:58.380 a good

00:29:58.700 one for

00:29:59.380 um for

00:30:00.660 the i had

00:30:02.560 another tweet

00:30:03.220 people put

00:30:03.800 the responses

00:30:04.480 so what i've

00:30:05.820 noticed is

00:30:06.460 the the women

00:30:07.500 go to these

00:30:08.200 events and

00:30:08.980 then the men

00:30:09.500 come because

00:30:09.920 they want to

00:30:10.320 get laid

00:30:10.840 like i'm like

00:30:12.020 looking at this

00:30:12.680 yoga class at

00:30:13.620 equinox and

00:30:14.320 there's a guy

00:30:14.880 in there and

00:30:15.360 i'm like it's

00:30:16.960 like 20 women

00:30:17.820 to one guy

00:30:18.780 of course he's

00:30:19.420 gonna learn

00:30:19.780 yoga you

00:30:21.020 know he

00:30:22.080 says mud

00:30:23.120 run paint

00:30:23.920 and pottery

00:30:24.520 wine nights

00:30:25.280 half marathons

00:30:26.380 crossfit

00:30:27.200 any woman's

00:30:28.520 ministries

00:30:29.340 retreats at

00:30:30.140 evangelical

00:30:30.780 church churches

00:30:32.140 karaoke nights

00:30:33.640 yoga in the

00:30:34.660 park

00:30:34.980 mother's day

00:30:35.940 in churches

00:30:36.680 um wine and

00:30:39.800 art making

00:30:40.520 nights

00:30:41.060 western women

00:30:42.860 um we used

00:30:46.380 to do cooking

00:30:47.060 classes where

00:30:48.340 wealthier women

00:30:49.060 would come

00:30:49.580 cook drink

00:30:50.500 wine and hang

00:30:51.120 out but then

00:30:51.620 it got labeled

00:30:52.560 as patriarchal

00:30:53.620 and stopped

00:30:54.340 uh those super

00:30:55.780 fancy gyms

00:30:57.000 yes i was

00:30:57.600 saying equinox

00:30:58.420 um so it's a

00:31:07.520 plan i dropped

00:31:08.620 my wife off at

00:31:09.440 planned parenthood

00:31:10.640 that kind of

00:31:15.160 is you know

00:31:15.780 female babysitting

00:31:16.920 because it's like

00:31:17.480 woman made bad

00:31:18.520 decision men

00:31:19.780 invented things to

00:31:21.000 bail her out of

00:31:21.760 it like when

00:31:23.000 woman got

00:31:23.600 pregnant by

00:31:24.260 pooky ray ray

00:31:25.140 a nug nug

00:31:25.920 and then you

00:31:26.380 drop her off

00:31:27.180 um human

00:31:29.780 resources

00:31:30.620 yeah we said

00:31:32.700 that unproductive

00:31:33.720 oh female

00:31:34.800 vacation family

00:31:35.800 vacations what

00:31:36.920 percent of family

00:31:37.720 vacations are

00:31:39.260 going because the

00:31:39.980 woman wants to

00:31:40.740 go would you say

00:31:41.720 all of them

00:31:42.740 every single one

00:31:44.900 every single one

00:31:46.200 there's not a

00:31:47.620 single guy that

00:31:48.340 wants to travel

00:31:49.240 not with the

00:31:52.500 family

00:31:52.840 that's funny

00:31:57.080 one of the

00:31:58.220 coolest things

00:31:58.680 some of my

00:31:59.660 nephew played

00:32:00.280 football for

00:32:01.100 um uh you

00:32:03.180 know uh

00:32:04.040 a county team

00:32:06.240 you know like

00:32:06.620 a city team

00:32:07.840 and there's a

00:32:09.080 guy on his

00:32:09.520 football team

00:32:10.520 he they were

00:32:12.600 Steelers fans

00:32:13.380 and he would

00:32:13.880 take his family

00:32:14.620 to every single

00:32:15.840 i mean he

00:32:16.360 they're rich

00:32:17.460 but they would

00:32:18.540 go to every

00:32:19.240 single Steelers

00:32:20.280 game a year

00:32:21.160 so he would

00:32:22.420 fly his wife

00:32:23.300 and two kids

00:32:24.020 to every

00:32:25.580 single Steelers

00:32:27.520 regular season

00:32:28.680 game

00:32:29.020 do you know

00:32:30.920 what someone

00:32:31.300 said if she's

00:32:32.000 home too much

00:32:32.740 then she wants

00:32:33.320 to remodel the

00:32:34.220 house

00:32:34.640 yeah that's true

00:32:36.340 yep

00:32:36.780 and they said

00:32:37.420 it's cheaper

00:32:38.020 a yoga class

00:32:39.080 is cheaper

00:32:39.620 than that

00:32:40.300 i'm gonna bring

00:32:41.680 up uh i'm

00:32:42.780 gonna bring up

00:32:43.220 sean

00:32:43.540 sir

00:32:43.940 not uh

00:32:44.760 hold on i

00:32:46.360 want to read

00:32:46.720 this one

00:32:47.220 yoga nail salons

00:32:49.020 shopping tanning

00:32:50.080 waxing sephora

00:32:51.100 meditation retreat

00:32:52.200 starbucks

00:32:52.860 women's brains

00:32:53.520 are hamster

00:32:54.160 wheels without

00:32:55.240 children and

00:32:55.960 they need to

00:32:56.480 keep busy

00:32:57.240 i think it's

00:32:58.740 even after the

00:32:59.480 children the

00:33:00.020 mothers just

00:33:00.900 torture the

00:33:01.500 children with

00:33:02.180 these stupid

00:33:02.700 things

00:33:03.180 um yeah

00:33:04.480 yeah let's

00:33:04.960 bring up

00:33:05.340 bring them

00:33:05.900 up

00:33:06.220 hey sean

00:33:07.840 how you doing

00:33:08.200 buddy

00:33:08.400 hey how's it

00:33:09.380 going can you

00:33:09.920 hear me

00:33:10.200 i'm i can

00:33:12.180 hear you

00:33:12.760 so what do

00:33:14.120 you think uh

00:33:15.020 what are where

00:33:15.780 do you send

00:33:16.320 your wife or

00:33:16.960 your girlfriend

00:33:17.540 off to be

00:33:18.400 babysat

00:33:19.160 i mean for

00:33:20.700 my ex-girlfriend

00:33:21.580 the two places

00:33:22.240 i would either

00:33:22.860 send her is

00:33:23.520 either the

00:33:23.960 outlet mall

00:33:24.560 because girls

00:33:25.500 like the idea

00:33:26.100 of always kind

00:33:26.660 of going shopping

00:33:27.340 or like her

00:33:28.620 gay male best

00:33:29.920 friend if that

00:33:30.520 makes sense just

00:33:31.160 because like i

00:33:32.340 think girls like

00:33:33.140 a guy who's

00:33:33.900 always like talking

00:33:34.780 to them and

00:33:35.500 like listening to

00:33:36.280 them for their

00:33:36.820 problems but

00:33:37.740 like obviously i

00:33:39.340 don't want to

00:33:39.600 send her to

00:33:39.920 another straight

00:33:40.620 guy so i'd

00:33:41.200 rather send

00:33:41.560 her to one of

00:33:42.120 her gay male

00:33:42.600 friends who can

00:33:43.440 just like gab

00:33:44.440 her ear off if

00:33:45.160 that makes sense

00:33:45.620 that's the way

00:33:48.780 i don't have to

00:33:49.300 do it right so

00:33:50.120 it's like uh

00:33:50.940 you know i can

00:33:52.240 do the limited

00:33:52.940 amount of time

00:33:53.820 versus like i

00:33:54.640 don't have to

00:33:54.920 do the three

00:33:55.360 hour routine

00:33:55.960 right he just

00:33:56.720 kind of wants

00:33:57.400 to do that so

00:33:58.100 like i mean and

00:33:58.940 that's why a lot

00:33:59.500 of girls right like

00:34:00.340 a lot of straight

00:34:00.880 girls like within

00:34:01.920 their friend group

00:34:02.500 they usually always

00:34:03.200 have like gay male

00:34:03.980 friends and it's

00:34:04.700 because they like

00:34:06.140 the it's kind of

00:34:07.160 like the friend

00:34:07.680 zone right it's

00:34:08.400 kind of like you

00:34:08.760 have a guy to

00:34:09.660 give you sort of

00:34:10.500 attention without

00:34:11.840 actually having to

00:34:12.680 give them sex in

00:34:13.340 return and obviously

00:34:14.140 most straight guys

00:34:14.760 don't want to do

00:34:15.260 that so if you

00:34:15.960 can outsource that

00:34:16.900 to another guy

00:34:17.600 that's obviously

00:34:18.280 ideal so question

00:34:20.100 have you ever had

00:34:21.580 a woman have a

00:34:22.920 male friend that

00:34:23.900 you know wants to

00:34:24.800 sleep with her but

00:34:26.040 you know she would

00:34:27.780 never do it and so

00:34:29.700 you sort of outsource

00:34:31.060 some of her

00:34:31.680 attention needs to

00:34:32.780 him like you don't

00:34:33.520 mind

00:34:34.000 uh i've observed

00:34:37.700 that but like with

00:34:38.700 like relationships in

00:34:39.760 the past but i would

00:34:40.900 never be down for

00:34:41.980 that and the and

00:34:42.620 the reason for that

00:34:43.380 it's not necessarily

00:34:44.100 an insecurity it's

00:34:45.040 just i know that

00:34:47.120 if you know there's

00:34:48.120 trouble in her

00:34:48.800 relationship and then

00:34:50.140 he's giving her some

00:34:51.220 sort of emotional

00:34:52.040 attention that i mean

00:34:54.100 like it or not all

00:34:55.140 women cheat to some

00:34:55.860 degree on a long

00:34:56.660 enough time frame so

00:34:57.620 it is just possible

00:34:58.800 that something could

00:34:59.620 happen there if he's

00:35:00.560 meeting her quote

00:35:01.200 unquote emotional

00:35:01.960 needs what if he was

00:35:02.820 really ugly huh i'm

00:35:06.600 just wondering if

00:35:07.460 there's ever yeah go

00:35:09.300 ahead i mean he

00:35:10.180 would have to be like

00:35:10.740 obese if that makes

00:35:11.740 sense uh but yeah

00:35:13.340 i mean to me it's

00:35:14.660 just like i i never

00:35:15.680 want to chance it

00:35:16.440 because i i just

00:35:17.180 know all girls are

00:35:17.960 capable of cheating

00:35:18.720 like i think that's

00:35:19.700 just an accepted

00:35:20.320 reality like especially

00:35:22.200 when you see like i'm

00:35:23.300 trying to think what's

00:35:23.780 a good example right

00:35:24.480 destiny and molina and

00:35:25.640 then molina cheated on

00:35:26.640 him with like some

00:35:28.200 nobody scrawny okay but

00:35:29.880 she banged destiny so

00:35:31.440 like it was the same the

00:35:32.760 guy the guy i think the

00:35:34.120 guy she cheated with was

00:35:35.260 better looking than

00:35:36.060 destiny if i'm being

00:35:36.920 honest oh my god

00:35:39.760 why doesn't have blue

00:35:40.940 hair right so uh yeah

00:35:43.780 you can make you look

00:35:44.700 like the other guy was

00:35:46.840 a freaking transformer

00:35:49.560 creepo dude well but

00:35:52.300 what destiny is too yeah

00:35:53.680 you got me never mind

00:35:54.700 yeah okay that's a good

00:35:56.740 argument but yeah when i

00:35:57.740 saw that dude i'm just

00:35:58.660 like really that's the guy

00:36:00.280 she cheated with i was

00:36:01.480 like okay so she's not

00:36:02.320 really going for looks on

00:36:03.240 that one and so like i

00:36:04.880 guess that's what i would

00:36:05.620 point to that like i

00:36:07.000 guess not all girls are

00:36:07.880 necessarily looking for

00:36:08.880 chad thundercock but

00:36:09.760 you know some of them

00:36:10.820 are looking to date

00:36:11.660 down so well you have

00:36:13.880 so nowadays you have to

00:36:15.860 watch out for the gay

00:36:18.220 best friend because i know

00:36:19.740 a couple of women who

00:36:22.080 they wanted to have a kid

00:36:24.600 and they decided to have a

00:36:27.200 kid with their gay best

00:36:28.200 friend and they did it

00:36:30.100 the old-fashioned way

00:36:30.880 yeah i mean i don't

00:36:33.580 understand usually happens

00:36:34.940 like the late 30s or early

00:36:36.900 40s oh when they're like

00:36:38.340 desperate to have a kid and

00:36:39.900 you're with them and

00:36:41.080 they're like oh i'm not

00:36:41.840 sure they'll pull the

00:36:43.000 trigger anyway with their

00:36:44.060 gay best friend i've seen

00:36:45.620 that happen with girls in

00:36:46.660 new york but to me it's

00:36:47.760 just like i never

00:36:48.440 understand why they do

00:36:49.700 that you know

00:36:50.400 why did you what uh why

00:36:54.100 they sort of have the idea

00:36:55.600 of like having a father

00:36:56.900 figure as like the the gay

00:36:58.860 best friend oh because

00:37:00.320 they're selfish that's why

00:37:02.180 okay fair enough nice and

00:37:04.260 simple but yeah you know

00:37:06.240 as far as the uh you know

00:37:08.080 sort of the uh the title of

00:37:11.020 this uh episode as far as

00:37:12.680 like women acting like

00:37:13.460 children i mean i've seen

00:37:14.560 that my entire life right

00:37:16.420 like my ex she would have

00:37:18.380 me tuck her into bed every

00:37:19.980 single night like a baby i

00:37:21.740 can't make that shit up right

00:37:23.300 and whenever she was like

00:37:25.160 trying to manipulate me she

00:37:26.320 would talk like a baby like

00:37:27.800 serious baby talk you know

00:37:29.520 what i mean and she was

00:37:31.200 like a 32 year old woman

00:37:32.380 i'll give you that so like

00:37:34.600 you know i i think every

00:37:36.820 girl has somewhat of a

00:37:37.840 daddy fetish right it's why

00:37:39.020 they usually like guys that

00:37:40.000 are taller right they usually

00:37:41.480 guys like guys that are

00:37:42.500 older uh you know i think

00:37:44.880 that's just in nature built

00:37:46.300 into them that they they

00:37:47.500 want basically uh it's kind

00:37:49.760 of screwed up right they

00:37:50.520 want a guy to basically be

00:37:51.920 their dad in the form of a

00:37:53.320 relationship but at the

00:37:54.640 same time they don't want

00:37:55.640 to give him the same

00:37:56.540 respect that they would give

00:37:58.400 their own father and their

00:37:59.340 household right so like i

00:38:01.040 think most girls could

00:38:02.600 probably say this is true

00:38:03.820 like they would never

00:38:05.220 disrespect their father in

00:38:07.100 their father's household

00:38:08.100 but then they'll live with

00:38:08.980 a man in his household and

00:38:10.860 see them as equals and they

00:38:12.160 don't have to respect him in

00:38:13.460 the same regard and that's

00:38:14.820 the part that i think is

00:38:15.520 kind of screwed up is that

00:38:16.660 they do act like adult

00:38:18.280 children but at the same

00:38:19.620 time they don't do the same

00:38:21.920 sort of you know daughter

00:38:23.560 father dynamic you don't get

00:38:25.400 i think that's where

00:38:26.080 relationships get screwed up

00:38:27.060 you don't get the obedience

00:38:28.080 from it like the kid at some

00:38:30.100 point has to listen

00:38:31.160 exactly yeah because

00:38:34.320 otherwise like what's the

00:38:35.280 kid gonna do

00:38:35.960 uh i'm gonna keep sean on

00:38:39.140 but i'm gonna bring up

00:38:40.000 sure calvi

00:38:40.960 we can panel this a little

00:38:44.120 bit

00:38:44.400 calvi

00:38:46.340 calvi you there

00:38:51.940 now you're on mute buddy

00:38:56.180 all right five four three

00:38:59.400 two just go to the next

00:39:01.340 they gotta they gotta figure

00:39:03.220 out the the audio i'm not

00:39:07.360 why is it so difficult i'm

00:39:08.360 not i'm not doing this

00:39:09.560 today i'm not you can put

00:39:11.700 him in the waiting room and

00:39:12.720 bring him back up but yeah

00:39:14.360 yeah he's there he's just

00:39:16.000 wait we'll give him a nice

00:39:17.060 five minutes um so sean what

00:39:20.940 do you think about uh what

00:39:23.560 store was have you ever

00:39:26.040 been with a woman that was

00:39:27.020 a mall girl or like a target

00:39:29.020 girl or like a uh had her

00:39:31.500 favorite store that she

00:39:32.680 liked to shop in so you

00:39:33.680 could just uh and would you

00:39:37.460 have to go with her or were

00:39:38.600 you able to drop her off and

00:39:39.940 get some hours of peace

00:39:40.980 yeah so i mean i would try to

00:39:43.660 find like a mall or like a

00:39:45.560 shopping center that kind of

00:39:46.960 has the trifecta of like you

00:39:49.320 know american girl bullshit

00:39:50.400 right so like it has to

00:39:51.300 have a lululemon it has to

00:39:52.580 have like a sephora and then

00:39:54.020 it has to have like a banana

00:39:56.260 republic or a nike shop

00:39:57.480 something like that that

00:39:58.620 would like keep her

00:39:59.400 attention has like american

00:40:01.040 eagle or a hollister or

00:40:02.860 something exactly or uh you

00:40:05.000 know i always like to joke

00:40:05.800 but the whole forever 21

00:40:07.140 because no matter how old

00:40:08.380 like a lot of women get they

00:40:09.480 they like the idea of still

00:40:11.140 like being considered young and

00:40:12.740 hot and that's why it's called

00:40:13.640 forever 21 and not forever 41

00:40:15.440 right rollo says that a lot

00:40:17.260 um so rank like the best

00:40:23.080 places for your girl to like

00:40:25.120 for them to babysit your

00:40:26.900 girlfriend to the worst places

00:40:28.600 you sent them to

00:40:29.440 yeah i would say the the best

00:40:33.840 place is probably anything with

00:40:35.400 makeup so like an ultra beauty

00:40:36.860 or a sephora because they can

00:40:38.880 just spend time in there forever

00:40:40.280 thinking about how they can turn

00:40:41.600 back the clock even though you

00:40:42.760 know i mean you know that's

00:40:46.400 the reality right and then i

00:40:47.440 would say maybe the worst

00:40:48.300 places when they want to go to

00:40:49.680 like you know the dermatologist

00:40:51.320 or you know the facial plastic

00:40:52.680 surgeon or what have you

00:40:53.640 because you know that's when

00:40:54.340 things start to cost a lot of

00:40:55.380 money uh so uh i would say

00:40:58.160 that might be up there in terms

00:40:59.660 of worst uh but yeah i mean i

00:41:02.520 would say anywhere where like

00:41:04.580 maybe a lot of their

00:41:05.300 girlfriends want to meet up so

00:41:06.520 like you know i hate when i was

00:41:08.920 you know dating this girl like

00:41:10.020 about five seven years ago where

00:41:11.860 i would have to drop her off to

00:41:13.220 meet her friends at a bar and i

00:41:14.760 just know she's going to come

00:41:16.280 back with a lot of complaints

00:41:17.360 because a lot of her friends are

00:41:18.460 going to talk about oh i went to

00:41:20.160 vacation here or a lot of them

00:41:21.780 like you know they just broke up

00:41:23.040 so they're very bitter and

00:41:24.020 negative and they like the idea

00:41:26.120 of like making other girls in

00:41:27.700 relationships yeah dragging them

00:41:29.920 into their situation because in

00:41:31.480 their mind like i don't want to

00:41:32.400 see another girl like in a good

00:41:34.040 relationship or or or women or

00:41:36.860 women want like a partner in

00:41:39.560 crime so it's like yeah so it's

00:41:41.920 like you you want women to go

00:41:43.920 hunting with you know if it's by

00:41:46.200 yourself you got if you're the

00:41:48.200 only one it's boring no that's

00:41:51.080 actually very true i mean they say

00:41:52.340 a lot of girls you know whether

00:41:53.560 they're breaking up or whether

00:41:54.500 they're divorced like they're

00:41:55.920 gonna try to drag a lot of their

00:41:57.140 married or you know relationship

00:41:58.600 girls back to the single life

00:42:00.320 because in their mind you know

00:42:02.120 that's their they just don't want

00:42:04.280 to see other girls happy i think

00:42:05.480 that's the honest truth when they

00:42:06.560 see another girl with a you know

00:42:08.060 very attractive you know very

00:42:09.500 successful guy in their minds they

00:42:12.000 see it as like that girl's now

00:42:13.140 better than me so the only way i can

00:42:15.160 be better than her is to fuck up

00:42:16.440 her relationship and so you start

00:42:18.200 seeing them spread a lot of

00:42:19.060 negativity like oh all men are dogs

00:42:21.320 so how can how can you tell if

00:42:23.680 there's like um her friends are in

00:42:26.280 her ear how can you like how does it

00:42:28.920 go generally the way you start

00:42:31.740 knowing is she starts bringing up

00:42:34.220 stuff that's like oh you never take

00:42:36.580 me here or you know we've never

00:42:38.760 gone to this you know place for

00:42:40.420 vacation or you're not giving me

00:42:42.820 enough attention and then you're

00:42:44.060 just like wait a minute the only way

00:42:46.420 she could like think that is if

00:42:48.000 she's comparing me to someone else or

00:42:49.820 someone else's relationship or

00:42:51.300 someone is like in her ear telling

00:42:52.980 her this that and the other and so

00:42:54.860 you kind of see it come out because i

00:42:56.980 think women tend to tell on

00:42:58.100 themselves and they'll start saying

00:43:00.120 words like you know uh you know i've

00:43:03.160 heard from you know such and such

00:43:04.700 about you know maybe you know we're

00:43:07.180 having problems here and then you

00:43:08.380 start thinking okay someone said some

00:43:09.800 shit you know what i mean yeah

00:43:10.920 because what happens is um there will

00:43:14.180 be discussions that should be a two-way

00:43:17.260 discussion between you and her but

00:43:19.680 it's one way because she'll ask a

00:43:21.500 question or bring up a topic but but

00:43:24.140 she'll already she'll be talking like

00:43:26.380 um she won't even give how can i put

00:43:31.540 this she'll bring up something or ask

00:43:33.760 a question with a conclusion in her

00:43:35.760 head already and she'll be leading the

00:43:38.120 conversation with you to the

00:43:39.960 conclusion in her head does that make

00:43:41.500 sense yeah i know what you're saying

00:43:43.880 it's like uh you know maybe someone put

00:43:45.540 something in her head like oh you guys

00:43:47.200 shouldn't be together and then the

00:43:48.440 the conversation with her and you is

00:43:50.260 like well you know i don't think we're

00:43:52.040 on the same page and we want the same

00:43:53.940 things and it's like you have no idea

00:43:55.700 what she's saying because it's all

00:43:56.720 gobbledygook in terms of like how do

00:43:59.400 you how do you know it's not because

00:44:01.880 she brought something she doesn't like

00:44:03.700 about you up and then her friends like

00:44:05.720 just validated what she said like how

00:44:07.600 do you know it's her comparing her to

00:44:09.240 her friends and not her like just

00:44:10.680 trash-talking you i would say the way

00:44:13.800 to do that is just to ask questions and

00:44:15.920 not respond with counterfactuals i think

00:44:17.820 most guys initial response is to

00:44:19.380 respond with counterfactuals like well

00:44:20.980 that's not true because i did such and

00:44:22.460 such or no but that's not true like you

00:44:24.980 know we did this the other day and

00:44:26.060 said just say what do you mean give me

00:44:28.180 an example like and then they'll have

00:44:30.820 to answer more and more questions and

00:44:32.240 actually have to flush out what they're

00:44:33.400 talking about and then eventually it

00:44:34.800 gets back to well you know my friend

00:44:37.000 vivian was saying you know the last

00:44:38.820 person she broke up with he was acting

00:44:41.080 like this and that and then you start

00:44:42.640 thinking oh that bitch vivian god damn it

00:44:45.340 like i knew it was her can you always

00:44:48.000 tell what friend is out to get you or

00:44:50.760 like what yeah yeah i mean i i can kind

00:44:54.640 of tell just based on what's going on

00:44:56.500 in their life so if their life is all

00:44:58.140 happy and dandy most girls are not

00:45:00.700 looking to cause trouble in other

00:45:02.200 women's lives who are their friend if

00:45:04.260 their life sucks because you know their

00:45:06.100 their husband isn't you know paying his

00:45:07.960 half of the bills or whatever it is like

00:45:09.500 she's pissed off at him because he's

00:45:10.920 not quote-unquote doing his part or

00:45:13.000 whatever the case may be they start

00:45:15.160 looking for trouble with their friends so

00:45:16.900 when they start seeing their friends

00:45:17.960 have a complaint they will throw fuel

00:45:20.400 on the fire if that makes sense versus

00:45:22.100 you know if they're happy they're

00:45:24.260 likely to want to make sure you know

00:45:26.540 everyone else is kind of happy if that

00:45:28.080 makes sense like it's almost like women

00:45:29.860 have a herd mentality it's like if i'm

00:45:32.320 not doing well i want to spread that to

00:45:35.620 other people if that makes sense and

00:45:37.260 then they kind of pull from that that's

00:45:39.040 been my observation yeah so like there's

00:45:41.740 a saying it's like if your girl is

00:45:43.280 around a bunch of other married women

00:45:44.520 she's going to be the next married

00:45:45.620 person if your girl's around a bunch

00:45:46.820 of divorced people she's gonna be the

00:45:48.580 next person who's divorced yeah is

00:45:50.700 there any i bought on uh i bought on

00:45:52.660 strat so sean's here strat how you doing

00:45:54.860 buddy good to see you i'm doing awesome

00:45:56.720 how are you fantastic hey strat how's it

00:45:59.540 going fantastic just just got back from

00:46:02.380 swing dancing oh nice so um where do

00:46:05.820 you send your girlfriend or wife to be

00:46:07.980 babysat see i've never done this before

00:46:11.020 this is like confusing to me you've never

00:46:14.060 wanted to send your girlfriend

00:46:15.520 have you ever lived with a woman i did

00:46:18.900 yeah and you never needed time away from

00:46:21.060 her

00:46:21.360 no no i'm pretty um i'm usually the one

00:46:25.380 that wants more attention anyway so

00:46:26.680 okay why'd you call in then

00:46:29.080 sorry women you're asking

00:46:30.900 okay i thought i figured it'd be good to

00:46:33.160 have a different perspective

00:46:33.820 okay sorry i was just calling for

00:46:36.520 examples so i'm like well i do think that

00:46:39.800 women are more childish though for sure

00:46:41.780 wait so so so are you saying that women

00:46:44.620 don't need to be babysat

00:46:46.320 uh well that girl was a lawyer that i lived

00:46:49.840 with so

00:46:50.380 oh

00:46:51.320 you didn't need time away from a lawyer

00:46:55.820 ah no

00:46:57.620 no she was she was she was a weird one

00:47:00.440 she was an odd kind of outlier case i

00:47:02.500 probably

00:47:02.800 oh so she wasn't the annoying

00:47:06.120 bitchy overbearing need to be right type of

00:47:09.820 lawyer no no she works she worked in um

00:47:12.880 estate planning actually so she did like

00:47:14.660 wills and stuff

00:47:15.380 she sent a lot of like it was very

00:47:17.720 black pill too because as soon as the

00:47:19.120 husband died

00:47:19.620 the the stepmom would just immediately

00:47:21.820 take all the money away from his kids and

00:47:23.700 give it to hers you know

00:47:24.500 and it was just like she was black

00:47:26.880 filling me from her stories from

00:47:28.200 from work

00:47:28.940 wow that's i think you're the first guy i've

00:47:33.500 ever met that's never had to drop the woman

00:47:35.940 off at a target or a mark a coals or something

00:47:40.200 like that wow oh my god no i like the uh i like the

00:47:44.940 affection and stuff but i'm i'm a demisexual too so

00:47:48.000 i'm probably also a massive outlier wait what does that mean a

00:47:53.600 demisexual it just means that you need an emotional

00:47:56.160 connection before you can feel comfortable with someone romantically

00:47:58.920 so like if i were to meet a woman you know the first night i wouldn't want to

00:48:04.020 have sex with her i'd want to like get to know her a little bit to feel

00:48:06.300 comfortable emotionally

00:48:07.460 oh okay

00:48:09.480 um

00:48:11.420 doug mpa i feel like you have something to say about this

00:48:15.880 i don't under i don't understand the whole pansexual demisexual thing i just

00:48:22.160 think that people i we're just so far removed from hardship you know i i wish that there

00:48:28.680 was a shit up ground conflict you know i'm saying that men would have to get drafted

00:48:32.360 into war or there's some kind of famine or freaking zombies would rise from the grave

00:48:38.420 i'm dead serious we need some walking dead up in here because every time i hear demisexual

00:48:43.160 pansexual all this spectrum garbage it's just like what i'm not singling you out chat but it's

00:48:51.720 just like come on man like what i mean i get what you're saying and a civil war would absolutely

00:48:59.600 like make women value men more because like all the all the girl boss feminists the second

00:49:06.020 there's a civil war will just sprint to the nearest man and hide behind them and say save me

00:49:10.600 just like they did in ukraine so yeah but that's one good thing it's the question is the nearest

00:49:15.600 man or husband or a boyfriend or the other team she's she's going behind either i mean it's probably

00:49:22.340 the strongest looking simp in her roster yeah probably probably um is there anyone else on the

00:49:28.800 line doug mpa yeah uh i'm a jing you can keep you can keep them up but we can just bring another

00:49:35.380 person okay i'm gonna give calvy another chance calvy you better have your stuff ready

00:49:39.960 because calvy you're on mute still there you go it's all there you go hey calvy how's it going

00:49:50.060 hey it's going good so i'll start at first

00:49:54.280 sure so what where do you drop your girlfriend or your yes i'm on mute that youtube first can y'all

00:50:04.300 still hear me i can hear you yeah you're good okay where do you drop off your girlfriend or your

00:50:08.100 wife to be babysat um or that you or that you've noticed um not well actually i don't have to in

00:50:18.960 because one of my relationships i had i didn't have to but i did notice some of my friends that

00:50:26.540 they've had problems and they've had like you know i've these similar things i to start off

00:50:34.480 i literally before i put on the mic i had just started watching and y'all were live so i didn't

00:50:40.960 even know what y'all subject was and i rewinded it all the way to the beginning because i were

00:50:45.680 originally okay okay i i need you i need you to get to the answer okay okay so no yeah it's just like

00:50:53.720 to be honest it depends on what the woman is and how she is and depends on how much she likes you

00:51:00.400 that's how they're gonna act because i've like like they're they can be childish but it's mostly

00:51:08.720 due to the person they're with how much they like them or how much they respect them or how much time

00:51:14.140 they've been with them with their tendencies and stuff being like that because the girl i was with

00:51:19.140 i never had any of those problems she liked me i could talk to her about anything we basically had

00:51:27.500 you know sex whenever she was very where where is she now where'd she go i i'm not with her anymore

00:51:34.880 she had multiple kids and stuff and i don't know she had she just had kind of a baby or should the

00:51:43.940 child's like one or two and stuff i didn't want to pursue it and stuff so i just let it go okay so

00:51:50.260 but you didn't have to have her i mean she had like three kids of course you didn't have to babysit her

00:51:55.480 she had to babysit someone else you know or whatever the multiple yeah so i mean uh but have

00:52:03.540 you so have you ever had to drop off a woman to be babysat somewhere like her mother's or friend

00:52:10.020 like when you just need time away never brunch on sunday no another one brunch on sunday

00:52:16.180 yeah that's a good one yeah go ahead i've had my friend who had a crazy crazy girlfriend

00:52:26.880 and i've had to pick him up he would call me say come get me come get me because she's acting crazy

00:52:33.100 and stuff i had to go pick him up and he literally complained about how crazy he was i've now i hadn't

00:52:40.020 had to to have him drop her off but i've had to come get him because the girlfriend's crazy he

00:52:46.600 wanted to just slip out of there he slipped out of there while she would sleep so i've dad had those

00:52:50.900 times it's the same girl i've had it twice where i had to tell him hey just get rid of the girl and

00:52:56.500 find somebody else you can get any woman you want just get somebody else

00:53:00.360 no the girl this is a funny story the girl that he was with that he was crazy and stuff you know

00:53:08.600 what i did this is what i did i was like dan i mean i was like hey just let me have her

00:53:16.480 just give her to me because he was dating her he was messing with her and i was like why don't you

00:53:22.620 just hand her off to me i'll do it because the girl was hot and stuff and he was like you had to do

00:53:28.500 blah blah blah i said just give her to me and they ended up breaking up later because we talk about

00:53:33.800 it all the time he would stay with me and we would talk about multiple girls all the time it's like

00:53:38.280 like why don't you hook me up with one this girl later on she would like because we were we're friends

00:53:46.340 he was friends he was messing with her we knew it and blah blah blah and i was like why don't you

00:53:52.340 what she had called or like no she has messaged me to do a drawing for her she paid me commission to

00:54:01.280 draw her picture of her would you really want to clean up after one of your friends bro it's a long

00:54:06.820 story it's not okay is that a yes would i clean up after oh you mean would i clean up after him

00:54:13.500 at that time yeah he just wants at that time yeah he just wants to turn because i didn't mind

00:54:21.500 i was like i wanted to like how crazy is she i want to see i wanted to i basically wanted somebody

00:54:28.800 to have fun with okay okay okay well thanks for calling in i appreciate it you know i just thought

00:54:38.520 i think guys should either if they are looking to drop a girl off they should drop her off at like

00:54:42.640 a fitness class like a soul cycle class and then you know have like a flaming gay instructor guy just

00:54:48.660 yell at her saying pedal faster you don't lose the weight i know but then the women complain and they

00:54:54.000 get the hot guy to run through them i mean i i was at lifetime today and i'm like looking at this um

00:55:00.000 i don't really do the classes because i i kind of like to do my own thing but i saw this class going

00:55:05.680 and i'm looking and it's just this like jacked instructor with like 20 probably 32 plus year old

00:55:13.740 women and i'm like i bet he's running through that class yeah he is yeah i'm like i bet he's yeah i'd

00:55:19.820 agree with that yeah yeah i'm gonna bring up class is the way to go all the i i've noticed that

00:55:25.620 for at all the gyms that the level of attraction of the trainers both men and women but especially the

00:55:32.640 guys i think they've kind of cued in that they have to like make the men hot to get the women

00:55:37.440 because sometimes you walk into a gym and it's just these model guys at the front desk and i'm like

00:55:43.020 i think that's like the i think this is marketing i think they've kind of figured it out

00:55:48.840 well yeah and remember the whole male gaze thing they've i mean we're gonna do a show on the

00:55:57.240 the reign of the mids in hollywood oh yeah but that hasn't changed for men in fact women are more

00:56:06.120 altruistic now more than ever like they're looking for looks and the the prime of want from a man now

00:56:11.860 more than ever so it would benefit every establishment to have a six foot tall attractive

00:56:17.740 have six foot tall attractive men in there now more than ever yeah yeah i mean it's the same thing

00:56:24.680 it's like a busty waitress right like that you're just gonna get the same level of tips but like you

00:56:29.500 know obviously in gym memberships for girls signing up for classes that they never actually are gonna

00:56:33.260 complete if i was selling to women i would just go find the giga chads and like put them there i mean

00:56:38.280 that's kind of what i did for recruiting women to go on my show is i would just find either get like

00:56:44.020 there's a male model who who would get me women or sometimes it would just be guys that like were in

00:56:49.640 an industry like a dj or like a club promoter but it would always be guys that were pretty good with

00:56:55.020 women i'd get them to recruit for my show and i'd pay them so i'm like you're running through them

00:56:59.740 anyway you might as well send them to me after i mean you're you know if you're dating 100 women a

00:57:09.240 year or 50 whatever it is it's like i mean send send a few to my show why not

00:57:14.360 um is there anyone anyone else on the line or no dj there he's on me he's talking to someone else

00:57:24.260 um what uh why don't you see because i'm thinking about it i've never really seen a gay personal

00:57:33.240 trainer at a gym they're all no i've never seen it good looking head it was just you know i don't

00:57:39.940 know that's just yeah i mean and then i've worked as a personal trainer and like yo it's drop your

00:57:46.540 girl off central that ass like i did it when i was in college i'm about i'm about let's see 30 now so

00:57:55.380 it was about five years ago so like yeah bro and they know what they're getting when they come in

00:58:00.600 there like like i'm six three like 230 been in the gym since i was 13 well what it is like

00:58:07.200 they will just come up to you at that point and they make it easy i'm gonna be honest have more

00:58:11.820 married the amount of married oh my god the amount of married women saying that come up to me in there

00:58:16.820 like and they'd be playing like they're not married they they won't say nothing about it you'll be at

00:58:21.960 the crib and that's all you know you know what do you know what do you know what i think it's

00:58:28.040 i've heard it's easier to sleep with married women than it is single women because i think

00:58:32.820 single women are looking for their next boyfriend or their next husband so you know the requirements

00:58:39.640 have been here but like i i think when you're the side dude you just have to have one thing that the

00:58:46.320 husband doesn't have that's what i've heard i'll do you one better it's easier to sleep with married

00:58:51.900 women if you're married yourself i'll do because you have you have more to lose yeah you you have

00:58:59.100 more to lose yeah i'll agree with that i'll do one even better i'll say it's easier to sleep with

00:59:04.140 divorced women with kids than a married woman than the single woman oh yeah that that post divorce

00:59:10.180 oh yeah that post divorce hoe phases yeah that's that's even in the crib do you know what especially

00:59:17.680 if they married young oh my god oh my god those women make up for law that's why no you know what

00:59:24.980 that's why i was talking to someone today about like body count and i'm not saying it doesn't matter

00:59:30.240 but i'm like you know here's the problem a lot of times the women that don't catch up young it's like

00:59:35.840 they're post divorce they go fucking batshit why like oh my god i've seen too much i don't know if

00:59:43.780 i've i've told you this story but the first um my first office job this woman was in her 40s and she

00:59:51.780 got married in her in her early 20s and she divorced her husband and she was the first person i knew

00:59:58.640 that was on on plenty of fish aka plenty of whales this back in 2009 and we

01:00:05.680 sat in like a quad cube area where it was four people in one big cubicle with like a big table

01:00:10.500 in the middle because we all worked on the similar project and she would meet people online and just

01:00:17.320 do all sorts of craziness on the weekends and every monday we'd all get our coffee and she'd turn her

01:00:24.100 chair around and just tell us about all the hoarding she did on plenty of fish yeah if they married young

01:00:31.100 oh my god they make up for it after yeah 100 true if they feel like they missed out on their youth

01:00:37.920 it's like the 32 year old divorced women go nuts um wait who who is the i can't see because of the

01:00:45.520 the tech issue so i don't know who's the the new guy on the panel oh oh james james it was

01:00:52.180 oh okay i i recognize the voice james what um where do you drop your wife or your girlfriend off when

01:00:59.760 she needs to be babysat oh shit let's see let's see because i'm not i've never been married but

01:01:07.660 i've had a lot of exes so have you ever lived with a woman before oh yeah hell yeah i've had them live

01:01:12.980 i've had them live at my house i've lived with them their house the girl you live with where'd you

01:01:17.540 have to drop her off to be babysat for a couple of hours i'm trying to think because i would just i

01:01:24.160 would just distract them like like i'm not gonna lie like i i always had a business where i could

01:01:30.140 do it on the computer and most of my chicks just would stay in the house and they'd be pretty chill

01:01:34.440 about it i don't know like i i oh brunch on sundays a target marshals yeah i would say like brunch on

01:01:42.680 sunday with their girlfriends i drop them off they get sauced for like four hours and it's just like

01:01:48.460 them at whatever place in like hoboken because i lived in like north jersey so whatever place in

01:01:54.040 like hoboken they want to go to get sauced and then you come pick them up like four or five hours

01:01:58.120 later drive them home and let them pass out on the bed you know whatever as long as it's on sunday so

01:02:04.580 i can watch all the games yeah i've always said my worst fear is dating a guy that's really into sports

01:02:10.880 i really don't want to watch sports yeah i think i'm gonna no boyfriend i've ever had has ever been

01:02:17.380 really into sports go ahead i'm gonna run a scenario by everyone on the panel you it's sunday

01:02:24.800 you you want to watch football you want to play video games and your girl says i'm bored let's do

01:02:32.460 something and now you already have something planned you you're going to play video games or you're going

01:02:38.140 to uh play football but she says i'm bored let's do something and you say okay well let's go get

01:02:44.060 something to eat and she's like well i don't want to do no you say what do you want to do and she

01:02:48.200 says i don't know think of something and you're thinking to yourself i already have something to

01:02:52.780 do but she's like well i want us to do something then you start then you do the thing where you

01:02:57.440 start naming things off and she's i don't want to eat there think of something else i don't want to

01:03:02.720 go there think of something else and she's making you do that stupid thing where you can't do what

01:03:07.920 you want to do because she wants to do something together but then she wants you to think it up

01:03:12.200 and she keeps rejecting everything that you think of how do you deal with that situation

01:03:16.520 yeah i mean i i can answer that like you you don't want to do what you kind of explain which

01:03:22.500 is what most guys do which is we think very logically because that's how we would say it

01:03:26.180 to another guy and the reality is you know a lot of women they don't really want to hear that

01:03:31.320 like so you you kind of have to change it around and turn it around on them you got to be a little

01:03:35.640 manipulative and you got to be like you're hurting my feelings like you just don't care about me

01:03:41.180 like i i just need some alone time like you got to be more like that and make them feel guilty and

01:03:47.960 then they'll kind of go away and they'll like feel like they're being punished for trying to

01:03:53.100 get you to do what they want you know what i mean but if you keep listing counterfactuals

01:03:57.320 and like points about how you're addressing what they want like that's not really what they want

01:04:01.580 they're just looking to like get a rise out of you because in their minds exchanging emotion is really

01:04:07.100 what lets them know they're connected to you so they kind of shit test you that way okay go ahead

01:04:13.900 hold on i want to read the super chat um can we talk about childish behavior beyond the specific one

01:04:20.340 in question um maybe we could do a show actually i was planning on doing a show on on something similar

01:04:27.780 to that so i'll save it for then um who is there someone new on the panel you said no no i'm just

01:04:34.240 going going around the panel so straight go ahead yeah so in this hypothetical i have plans to do

01:04:40.020 something and she wants to hang out um yeah you definitely don't do the whole well let's go here

01:04:46.580 no i don't want to do that uh this is a shit test she wants you to be a leader it's like imagine your

01:04:50.540 uh employee or she's your employee and you're the boss the boss doesn't like ask his employees

01:04:55.140 oh you guys want to go to waffle house he just says we're going to waffle house everyone get ready

01:04:59.980 let's go so it's got to be that kind of a feeling where you are just leading the way and you're

01:05:04.480 suggesting it and you're not asking her for permission to do what you want to do so that's

01:05:08.200 the first thing is hold your frame very strongly um if i already had plans to do something that night

01:05:12.320 i would just say i have plans tonight but maybe we can do something sunday you know something like

01:05:16.580 that and then hey let's go dancing sunday that sounds like fun right i don't ask her you know

01:05:21.220 can you please come dancing with me no no she should be lucky that she's i'm asking her to go

01:05:26.520 dancing right so that's the frame i'm holding and if that's not good enough for her if she

01:05:30.220 bites back at all i just say well if that's not okay with it i'm sure there's another guy out there

01:05:33.660 that'll take you somewhere you want to go and i just leave the door i'm saying there's the door

01:05:37.120 you don't like it there's the door and i'm not going to sit here and like back and forth and that's

01:05:40.720 not good enough for her yada yada i'm good enough for her or there's the door that's the end of it

01:05:45.260 so are you on people where if you have a sunday plan let's say you want to play video games or

01:05:52.400 something like that would you just not would you not invite her over if she's the type to do that

01:06:01.320 or or would you are you one of those people where you wouldn't have a problem with saying look i have

01:06:06.060 something planned today you're over here and if you don't like it just leave uh she wouldn't be at

01:06:12.300 my house if i didn't invite her yeah no but but let's say she's the type of girl where you you know

01:06:20.500 she's that type where if she doesn't feel like you guys are doing anything she gets bored and

01:06:25.540 will try to compromise your plans do you stand do you just not let her over uh yeah i wouldn't let

01:06:31.420 her in my house but they say what are you doing here i didn't invite you yeah you got to make sure

01:06:36.000 i'm available for you to come to my house that's unacceptable for her to just show up on my doorstep

01:06:40.300 unannounced you got to be like the boss right these women are employees you're the boss they're

01:06:45.900 children you need to instruct the child on what's appropriate behavior and if she does something

01:06:50.200 inappropriate you correct her on that immediately and then you punish her by sending her home

01:06:53.300 cool so i'm gonna push back on what strat just said i think he is right as far as if you don't

01:07:00.200 live with that girl that is 100 true you can always be like the door's over there and you can go back

01:07:05.400 to your place and i can be on my own now that being said when you live with this girl things are going

01:07:11.720 to be a lot different and i can tell you that for sure like especially if you're dealing with a very

01:07:15.060 emotional immature girl because you do it the first time okay she goes to her room or whatever it

01:07:20.180 is but enough times you're gonna deal with a very unpleasant very resentful girl in your own

01:07:26.260 house and for a long time and it's gonna feel like your house just turned into a hell never

01:07:31.280 guarantee you're a victor why would you put up with that i would never i would not invite someone

01:07:36.220 in my house to live with me unless i knew they were mature already well you think that from the

01:07:40.900 get-go and then she starts living with you and then she starts changing on you oh and then it's

01:07:44.720 i'd like to interject on that real i'd like to interject on that real quick i think you're

01:07:49.640 right on that 100 100 because if you frame yourself as a man where you're not gonna put up with this

01:07:55.780 shit off the rip i'm talking like when you first meet her you give her that first impression you

01:08:00.020 ain't dealing with it you're probably never going to deal with a girl that's going to be crazy on that

01:08:03.620 one that's why like i was even saying yesterday it's all how you frame yourself from the beginning the

01:08:08.960 first interaction so like if she thinks she can get over on you down the road psychologically

01:08:14.700 they're going to just try it because humans are predispositioned to just take a little bit more

01:08:18.560 of a risk take a little bit more and they're going to do that but if they look at you as oh i can't

01:08:23.080 take a risk on him like that i can't you know i'm going to respect him and respect what he does

01:08:27.580 they're going to do it because they look at you as an authoritative figure like that that goes back to

01:08:33.420 the thing of like oh yeah some girls look at you like you're a dad well i've dated girls where their dads

01:08:38.480 are mma athletes like they have they run a bank like they're guys that have either high paying

01:08:44.240 jobs and are well respected in what they do so it kind of like reflects on me because i'm like wow

01:08:49.960 that's her dad and she respects her dad like that she must respect me like that because that's the

01:08:53.980 frame that i pushed out because i don't want a girl that's going to disrespect me i don't want a

01:08:58.460 girl that's going to be at the house arguing with me i dealt with that one time i xed her out so

01:09:04.400 quick that i was like yo the door is right there and if you ain't at it in five seconds the cops

01:09:10.220 will be here in 20 minutes so if you want to yell at me like that i'm not dealing with it so you got

01:09:15.420 to be like that like he said they got to be like employees i remember i was dating like five chicks

01:09:19.580 at one time and they all knew about each other because i was treating them well with respect and

01:09:24.360 i was telling them look like i am dating a lot of other girls because like you know you guys are

01:09:29.980 actually pretty decent so it actually caused them to step their game they they weren't fucking up

01:09:36.060 they were getting me shit they were doing stuff for me so it's who wait who won did any of them

01:09:43.220 did you end up dating one of them or like oh yeah one one one one yeah what made her win what was

01:09:49.060 what was um the fact that she was smarter than the rest of the girl like intellectually smarter like

01:09:54.240 she was studying to be an aerospace engineer at nasa so at that point i was like yeah she came

01:09:59.920 from i'll say her family background was pretty bad and it was she was indian and her dad was

01:10:06.260 extremely racist and that was why i did not continue dating but she would come over and cook

01:10:12.240 she would go to the gym she was fit she was feminine she did and she knew it she knew like oh i have to be

01:10:18.800 a certain way because he wants me to portray a certain image to be with him she knew she was like

01:10:23.380 the first girl that knew how many other girls there were and i remember she goes like oh yeah i know

01:10:27.920 you're with other girls and i'm not like freaking out about it because why wouldn't there be other

01:10:32.300 girls coming after you because you do all the things that i desire you don't even give me money

01:10:36.980 she's like you just do all of the things a man should do for a woman and i can just feel that

01:10:43.100 and understand that so i feel comfortable with you i feel comfortable with you even having other girls

01:10:47.280 and being all right with it because i know you're not going to do anything to give me a disease or

01:10:51.120 anything because i was taking a lot of precautions and she saw that so that's why she won because she was

01:10:56.260 more sensible than the other girls i could see myself dating her long term yeah that was why

01:11:00.740 yeah cool um well i think is there anyone else on the line doug mpa nope that's it okay why don't we

01:11:09.380 um i think we're gonna end a little early tonight because of the tech like i i wanted to react to some

01:11:15.680 stuff but i i yeah i think we're just gonna close it so um thanks for calling in guys if you wanted to

01:11:23.460 say say if you have any channels feel free to shout them out now

01:11:26.900 anyone uh taxman on instagram taxman on taxman 33 on i think on uh twitter right now i'm getting

01:11:39.360 that together cool they're not gonna call him buddy all right thanks guys for calling in

01:11:45.680 have a good one sean take care it was a pleasure yeah thanks for calling in guys

01:11:51.080 um yeah this was a good topic i just i guess i can end with saying brunch that's a good one brunch

01:12:02.860 yeah that was that one creeps up on you because when you i think sean said bars earlier women they

01:12:09.340 don't go to i don't think women go to bars like they did back in the day i think brunch has replaced

01:12:15.920 women going to bars trivia trivia trivia nights uh the that would require women to actually think

01:12:23.820 that was funny all right all right well um thanks for watching everybody um we're gonna we'll fix this

01:12:36.100 for tomorrow i think we might do a reaction tomorrow or something so thanks for watching guys

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JustPearlyThings - September 19, 2025

Modern Women Are Basically Adult Children (Call-in Show) ｜ Pearl Daily

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