00:03:58.800How women are ruining the world one hobby at a time.
00:04:05.920Today, my doctor diagnosed me with an acute case of whiplash, which I reasonably presumed was the result of headbanging to Doja Cat's Scarlet album for 666 minutes straight.
00:04:19.920And while listening to the satanic girly pop certainly doesn't do women any favors, it turns out this wasn't the cause of my suffering.
00:04:29.480Could it have been due to a recent car accident where I drove into oncoming traffic because my uterus remembered that dogs exist?
00:15:01.820But above all else, the worst hobby for a woman to have is gaming.
00:15:05.900Not many people know this, but the problem in Genesis wasn't that Eve took an apple from the tree of knowledge.
00:15:13.120It's that she had the audacity to turn the MacBook on, download Tetris, and crush Adam every time he reached a new high score.
00:15:20.200For this, women received the curse of painful childbirth and the duty of homemaking, so they would be too busy to even think about the video games.
00:15:29.860Men, on the other hand, would have to compensate for Adam's embarrassment with manual labor to prove their masculinity and motivate them to get good once they return to the man cave.
00:15:41.340But this vital lesson has been long forgotten, and modern gaming has been flooded with women once again.
00:15:47.240Back in the day, video games were sexy.
00:15:50.920Female characters had big boobs, round butts, and tiny waists.
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00:26:58.020And the women, you know, they'll come in.
00:27:04.540They'll come in and say, I want to be a part of the cool thing.
00:27:10.400And the men, you know, the men like hot women.
00:27:13.720So, if women they could have sex with, say they want to join the game, the cosplay, I mean, they're not against it, right?
00:27:24.540But this doesn't come without a price.
00:27:29.420So, the first thing that will happen is the ladies will get in and they will complain how there's not enough opportunity for them.
00:27:41.400Even though they are more than likely being given special treatment.
00:27:45.580And all the men get together and they think, that woman has gotten ten times the amount of opportunity for five percent of the work and she's complaining about oppression.
00:28:00.860But if I have to argue with her that she's not oppressed, it's going to make my life hell.
00:28:05.500She's going to go around and destroy my reputation and just ruin my life.
00:28:19.060So, I'm just going to let her think that.
00:28:22.780And the women get their coalition together where they cry about the oppression that's not there.
00:28:27.840And the men are like, you know what, if they're complaining, I just have better shit to do.
00:45:09.160And I had to explain to him, I'm like, dad, it's been all these years and you've taken me on all these trips and you're the best person ever.
00:46:38.900When we actually like the guy, because you guys are entertaining.
00:46:42.920You're way more entertaining in general than women.
00:46:46.000You know, there's the occasional woman that's entertaining, like Roseanne Barr, Nikki, what the hell was her name?
00:46:52.140Nikki Glaser, whatever, whatever her name is.
00:46:55.260But that's just not, you guys are our entertainment.
00:46:59.080And I don't just mean in like a romantic way, like when a woman loves her brother, she'll, she'll go do what he's doing or her dad or whoever it is.
00:47:13.120The women that don't actually like the men around them nag on them about their hobbies.
00:47:19.300But the women that actually like the men think they're cool.
00:47:22.920Now they're saying Pearl lied to her dad for a decade.
00:48:18.120Even compared it to women's obsessions with things like Taylor Swift and astrology, which men might not find appealing, but generally accept.
00:52:07.160So, then, women have a tendency to not be able to compete in the real world where it's based on competence.
00:52:12.680So, what happens is the hobby moves to social media where women can be 10% as talented and get 1,000% of the views because women have their looks.
00:52:23.440And the woman either has a male audience who wants to sleep with her or a female audience who wants to see an average woman get above-average results.
00:53:58.700And so, I feel like I have this super irrational fear that actually makes no sense.
00:54:05.060The complete fear of somebody asking you what your hobbies are.
00:54:08.500I'm terrified of people asking me things about myself.
00:54:11.800I literally can't handle playing get to know you games because it's like, I have to say stuff about myself that other people are supposed to find interesting, but nothing about me is interesting enough for me to tell other people.
00:54:22.200Also, another problem is as soon as somebody asks you what your hobbies are, you're expected to say stereotypical things that normal people do.
00:54:29.280Like organized groups, clubs, or sports.
00:55:22.220So basically, the reason why I hate people asking me my hobbies is because I finally have to come to terms with the fact that I've really accomplished not that much in my life.
00:55:30.660Also, there's one thing that trumps all the bad hobbies.
00:55:33.880That is the fear of accidentally saying a demonstrative hobby.
00:55:38.460You probably have no idea what a demonstrative hobby is because I basically just coined that term by myself five minutes ago.
00:55:44.100Essentially, what a demonstrative hobby is, is something that you tell somebody that you're good at and then they ask you to demonstrate it for them.
00:55:51.540This is particularly a struggle for me because most of my hobbies that aren't like Netflix and stuff just so happen to be demonstrative hobbies.
00:55:59.180These could include things like singing, playing an instrument that's readily available to you at the time, or having a YouTube channel.
00:56:05.640People always want you to sing for them, or play them a song, or show them your YouTube channel and the videos that you've made.
00:56:12.480And this may seem completely normal, of course, if you tell people that you have an interest in something.
00:56:17.020They assume that you're readily available to show it to them and share your passion with them, basically.
00:56:22.240But if you're anything like me, even if I'm really proud of a YouTube video, it's kind of difficult for me to show it to somebody.
00:56:35.600Is anyone else embarrassed to admit that they don't have hobbies?
00:56:38.960Because I don't really have hobbies, and for some reason I feel really embarrassed to say that.
00:56:43.460Like, it makes me really boring or, like, very one-dimensional.
00:56:47.340I do have things I do on the daily, like Pilates or hanging out with my dog, that bring me joy.
00:56:53.120Or not even something as extreme as joy, just bring me, like, peace and balance that I love to do.
00:56:57.340But I don't know, for some reason calling working out a hobby just doesn't seem to kind of fit in the mold of, like, maybe what a hobby is.
00:57:04.180Or maybe I just, like, completely don't have the right definition of hobby in my mind.
00:57:08.140But whenever I, like, meet new friends and they're like, oh, what are your hobbies?
00:57:11.000Like, I really don't know what to say.
00:57:12.740Sometimes I'll say wine because that is something I truly enjoy and that I'm actively learning about.