JustPearlyThings - August 11, 2023


Pearl Asks Troy This CRAZY Question


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

221.13625

Word Count

2,255

Sentence Count

204

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about what they would do if they were in a situation where they had to save a guy who was having a hard time getting a job. They also talk about how to deal with incels and what to do about them.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I have a question.
00:00:01.780 Can someone be, like, too ugly to save?
00:00:04.700 Oh!
00:00:09.160 Straight in with a black pill already.
00:00:11.200 Have you ever had someone come to you and you're just like,
00:00:14.720 I can't, like, take your money.
00:00:16.820 Like, I can't.
00:00:17.420 I mean, we would.
00:00:18.540 I mean, see, he's saying.
00:00:19.640 He's like, my brother in Christ.
00:00:21.700 We would try to, we would seek to be ethical
00:00:24.240 because one of the criticisms that dating coaches get a lot
00:00:29.940 on Twitter and stuff.
00:00:31.420 Guys would be coming, oh, you're just scamming incels.
00:00:33.540 You're ripping off incels.
00:00:34.720 Wow.
00:00:35.020 And, I mean, we would seek to be ethical about it.
00:00:38.060 So if somebody came and we literally thought,
00:00:40.160 for some reason, this dude is just beyond hell,
00:00:42.880 then we would have to.
00:00:43.860 Has that happened?
00:00:45.840 Genuinely.
00:00:47.300 Genuinely, no, it hasn't happened.
00:00:48.980 There's a lot of hesitations in the audience.
00:00:50.560 Well, I'm just trying to say.
00:00:52.120 Has it gotten, like, close?
00:00:53.120 No, no, I'm hesitating.
00:00:54.300 I'm only hesitating because I'm trying to think, like,
00:00:56.020 what would I actually do?
00:00:56.800 Would I actually turn them away?
00:00:57.700 No, but no, I mean, seriously, we would, like,
00:01:00.200 if you generally thought, I just can't help this dude,
00:01:02.780 then we would say, listen, man, you know,
00:01:04.160 you need to work on some other stuff,
00:01:05.580 or maybe you should go to Mexico and get some plastic surgery.
00:01:10.900 But no, I mean, generally speaking, this is 100% serious.
00:01:14.440 The people that we get, they're actually,
00:01:15.940 it's not about the looks.
00:01:17.100 I'm not saying looks don't count,
00:01:18.220 because obviously they do.
00:01:19.160 Right.
00:01:19.440 But it's actually not their looks a lot of the time.
00:01:21.280 They look either average or sometimes a bit above average.
00:01:25.220 It's not that.
00:01:26.060 It tends to be, to be frank,
00:01:28.600 it tends to be kind of autism that gets in the way,
00:01:30.300 more than anything,
00:01:31.260 or just being too in their head.
00:01:32.640 Social.
00:01:33.300 Yeah, exactly, exactly.
00:01:34.840 Is it just saying the high or something?
00:01:37.000 It's like, this is why we always preach so much about sales,
00:01:39.860 like everyone, even Zerk.
00:01:40.720 We had Zerk on, we were talking to Zerk the other day.
00:01:43.120 It's all about even having one year,
00:01:44.760 six months of sales and stuff door to door,
00:01:46.500 or phone calls, cold calls.
00:01:47.900 Did Zerk do sales?
00:01:48.820 Yeah, he did sales for about a year.
00:01:49.980 He says, he's like, fuck,
00:01:50.700 that shit helped me out so much.
00:01:51.660 I did sales two, two years.
00:01:53.840 What are you guys?
00:01:54.680 Copiers.
00:01:56.040 Copiers?
00:01:56.360 Copiers?
00:01:56.940 In the UK?
00:01:57.660 No, in the US.
00:01:59.560 The US?
00:02:00.500 Milwaukee.
00:02:00.940 So I have a question,
00:02:01.840 like what's you guys' best pick-up line?
00:02:04.360 Like, so, okay, so, you know,
00:02:07.480 I'm chilling in my coffee shop,
00:02:09.480 like what's your best?
00:02:10.400 I want to hear your opener.
00:02:11.880 Oh, I want to hear this shit.
00:02:13.260 I want to hear everyone's opener.
00:02:14.900 I want to pick my favorite.
00:02:16.880 No, no, I don't go with one-liners or anything like that.
00:02:19.020 I'm not all that cheesy or whatever.
00:02:20.540 But if I do, right,
00:02:22.800 it'll be after I have a conversation for a while.
00:02:24.960 I want to know what's your first word.
00:02:26.940 Like, what do I get?
00:02:27.940 Oh, it's just like, you know,
00:02:29.060 I'll just introduce myself.
00:02:29.980 It doesn't, you know, crazy or whatever.
00:02:31.340 But it depends on the situation.
00:02:32.480 I've got to read each situation.
00:02:33.620 Okay, so I'm sitting here.
00:02:35.200 What do I get like?
00:02:36.460 I want to get like a first sentence.
00:02:38.300 A first sentence?
00:02:40.140 Eh.
00:02:41.520 I don't know.
00:02:41.860 I'd have to think about that for a little while for you.
00:02:43.780 All right.
00:02:44.080 Because it's dependent on the woman.
00:02:45.660 But to answer your question,
00:02:47.140 one thing I will say, right,
00:02:48.340 is once we get to,
00:02:49.720 once I have a conversation with somebody,
00:02:51.080 get to know them a little bit, right,
00:02:52.500 if they're like putting up resistance,
00:02:54.220 all you need to say is just say,
00:02:55.480 come on.
00:02:56.640 Come on.
00:02:58.260 That's it.
00:02:59.060 That's it.
00:02:59.660 I'm saying Charlie's pulling with this shit.
00:03:01.320 I've seen it.
00:03:02.080 I've seen it.
00:03:02.860 That's the secret.
00:03:03.340 That would work on.
00:03:04.180 Come on.
00:03:05.200 Come on.
00:03:05.980 Come on.
00:03:06.540 Just let's go.
00:03:07.140 That's why I psych poke.
00:03:09.220 Come on.
00:03:10.180 All right.
00:03:10.400 What's my opener?
00:03:11.740 Mr. Day Game.
00:03:13.460 Are you from Tennessee?
00:03:14.900 Because you're the only 10 I see.
00:03:16.660 Oh!
00:03:18.660 That is the gold.
00:03:19.640 I've saved you 10 grand.
00:03:22.220 You don't have to come on the boot camp now.
00:03:24.080 That's it.
00:03:25.420 That's it.
00:03:25.940 You'll get all the pussy ever needed.
00:03:27.140 What's your opener?
00:03:28.000 What's your,
00:03:28.620 how do you open?
00:03:29.500 How do I open?
00:03:31.340 All right.
00:03:31.620 I'd be like,
00:03:32.640 hey,
00:03:34.420 what sign are you?
00:03:35.800 Ooh.
00:03:36.940 Scorpio.
00:03:37.500 I could never.
00:03:40.400 See,
00:03:40.660 that's good.
00:03:41.160 That's actually good.
00:03:42.000 That's hilarious.
00:03:43.240 That's actually good
00:03:44.160 because he's opened with what they used to,
00:03:46.260 sort of like,
00:03:46.920 what they used to call a neck,
00:03:48.260 really.
00:03:48.520 Oh,
00:03:48.660 a neck,
00:03:49.000 right,
00:03:49.140 right,
00:03:49.260 right.
00:03:49.280 Which is like,
00:03:49.820 you're sort of like,
00:03:50.580 you're going in there,
00:03:51.500 you're showing initial interest,
00:03:52.780 like,
00:03:52.940 oh,
00:03:53.140 what sign are you?
00:03:53.460 Yeah,
00:03:53.480 because now I want to know why.
00:03:54.540 And then you're like,
00:03:55.380 and then you're like,
00:03:56.380 well,
00:03:56.700 I'll tell you what it is.
00:03:57.780 It's like,
00:03:58.100 it's classic push-pull theory,
00:03:59.280 which is what they say you need to do.
00:04:00.800 So it's like,
00:04:01.160 you sort of put,
00:04:01.800 hey,
00:04:02.220 so what sign are you?
00:04:03.380 It works every fucking time
00:04:04.920 because every,
00:04:05.640 like,
00:04:05.840 all women,
00:04:07.000 even Pearl,
00:04:07.900 believes in astrology for some reason.
00:04:10.140 And it doesn't matter what they say,
00:04:11.460 it doesn't matter what they say,
00:04:12.580 you're just like,
00:04:13.140 they could be an Aries,
00:04:13.680 because I'm an Aries,
00:04:14.260 right?
00:04:14.440 They could be like an Aries,
00:04:15.060 oh,
00:04:15.320 I can never date a fucking Aries woman.
00:04:16.680 Yeah.
00:04:17.280 Walk away,
00:04:17.820 and then they're coming to you.
00:04:18.960 I don't even believe in zodiac signs.
00:04:20.620 Do you not believe in zodiacs?
00:04:22.480 No,
00:04:22.760 I don't.
00:04:23.700 Seriously.
00:04:24.320 No.
00:04:24.680 Why are you always dating killers?
00:04:29.620 Every woman,
00:04:30.260 I think every woman I've ever dated
00:04:32.980 has been into.
00:04:33.880 Okay,
00:04:34.020 let's do the opposite.
00:04:37.320 No,
00:04:37.860 but I'm just like,
00:04:39.860 I would just want to know why,
00:04:41.360 like,
00:04:41.540 what's wrong with my sign?
00:04:43.720 Yeah.
00:04:44.060 Can you explain why it works?
00:04:45.120 No,
00:04:45.400 but that's the thing,
00:04:46.480 isn't it?
00:04:46.720 Because most guys are going to come
00:04:47.900 and they're going to simp
00:04:48.680 in some sort of way.
00:04:49.840 So it's going to be like,
00:04:50.240 oh,
00:04:50.340 what side are you,
00:04:51.160 Scorpio?
00:04:51.740 Oh my God,
00:04:52.380 that's amazing.
00:04:53.240 Like,
00:04:53.420 I'm this,
00:04:54.100 and we're so,
00:04:55.200 and they're going to try to do things
00:04:56.460 to convince you
00:04:57.380 why you guys should be together.
00:04:58.840 And what he's doing
00:04:59.420 is taking it away.
00:05:00.260 So he's like,
00:05:00.820 no,
00:05:00.980 fuck that.
00:05:01.320 It gives me like,
00:05:02.180 like a,
00:05:02.700 a gross feeling in my stomach.
00:05:05.120 A gross feeling?
00:05:06.040 Like when they convince you,
00:05:07.600 like the same thing.
00:05:08.180 Right,
00:05:08.200 yeah,
00:05:08.540 yeah,
00:05:08.740 yeah.
00:05:08.840 We can't help it.
00:05:09.800 It just like repulses us.
00:05:10.860 What's the worst you've ever heard?
00:05:12.500 Oh,
00:05:12.860 that's a good one actually.
00:05:15.060 Or one of the worst.
00:05:15.780 I've never heard anything that bad,
00:05:17.140 I don't think.
00:05:17.820 Well,
00:05:18.020 I mean,
00:05:18.200 it doesn't have to be bad,
00:05:18.860 or maybe you just thought
00:05:19.760 it was like super cringe.
00:05:20.720 Oh,
00:05:21.060 I got a marriage proposal
00:05:22.600 on a first date.
00:05:23.780 That's what I do.
00:05:24.340 Wow.
00:05:25.980 Yeah.
00:05:26.660 This was a really interesting,
00:05:28.300 because it's really interesting,
00:05:29.560 like,
00:05:29.960 I guess,
00:05:30.500 like being,
00:05:31.260 well,
00:05:31.740 famous,
00:05:32.560 or,
00:05:32.880 I mean,
00:05:33.160 famous,
00:05:33.960 I don't know.
00:05:34.500 But like,
00:05:35.280 because it's like,
00:05:36.900 you'll go on a date
00:05:37.560 and they know everything about,
00:05:38.820 it's like not even.
00:05:40.200 Like,
00:05:40.460 it's different if I can equally,
00:05:41.980 like,
00:05:42.560 research you.
00:05:43.580 Right.
00:05:44.120 Do you know what I mean?
00:05:44.480 Then we're on equal grounds.
00:05:46.220 Like,
00:05:46.360 I can find out everything about you,
00:05:48.360 and you can find everything out about me.
00:05:50.500 But if it's just one-sided.
00:05:52.760 Yeah,
00:05:53.020 so this guy asked me on a date,
00:05:54.480 and I was like,
00:05:54.940 okay.
00:05:55.720 And yeah,
00:05:56.220 on the first date,
00:05:56.900 he was like,
00:05:57.260 yeah,
00:05:57.500 I know you said that,
00:05:59.080 like,
00:06:00.200 this is what you look for,
00:06:01.580 like,
00:06:01.900 on this podcast,
00:06:03.040 and you don't need that much time
00:06:04.700 to decide if you want to marry someone.
00:06:07.000 So.
00:06:08.060 Yeah,
00:06:08.560 and I was like,
00:06:09.180 wow,
00:06:09.440 I'm eating my words right now.
00:06:12.980 I was like,
00:06:14.120 I mean,
00:06:14.540 maybe I need more than,
00:06:16.640 like,
00:06:16.880 one day.
00:06:18.100 So that's probably,
00:06:18.780 that was kind of,
00:06:19.940 it was interesting though.
00:06:21.400 I was like,
00:06:21.760 I never thought this would happen to me.
00:06:23.600 So then he said,
00:06:25.000 so how did he put it?
00:06:26.240 Like,
00:06:26.600 well,
00:06:26.860 he was just like,
00:06:27.820 well,
00:06:28.060 he,
00:06:28.520 I'm trying to remember how he phrased it.
00:06:30.200 It was like,
00:06:31.640 you know,
00:06:32.080 I just,
00:06:32.620 I just,
00:06:35.080 he was at this,
00:06:36.140 because he wanted to play basketball at a park.
00:06:39.320 The first date?
00:06:40.300 Basketball and get married?
00:06:41.240 Was that the date?
00:06:42.460 Yeah,
00:06:42.820 to play basketball.
00:06:43.100 Yeah,
00:06:43.400 well,
00:06:44.060 yeah,
00:06:44.420 because he flew in for this,
00:06:46.260 so it was like,
00:06:47.160 I know.
00:06:47.980 He was like,
00:06:48.340 trying to get a home court advantage?
00:06:50.180 He had been playing it for years.
00:06:52.980 Yeah,
00:06:53.440 and so,
00:06:54.200 I'm trying to remember how he said it,
00:06:55.800 but he was like,
00:06:56.360 yeah,
00:06:56.580 like,
00:06:56.780 I think we could get married,
00:06:58.200 like,
00:06:58.360 I want a lot of kids,
00:06:59.680 like.
00:07:00.000 Jesus Christ.
00:07:01.420 Yeah,
00:07:01.660 and I was just like,
00:07:02.420 wow,
00:07:02.600 this is just like a lot.
00:07:03.760 Was it at least the end of the first date?
00:07:06.140 Or like,
00:07:06.500 right away?
00:07:06.920 I think we played horse.
00:07:08.520 Oh,
00:07:08.880 Jesus.
00:07:09.560 You guys actually fucking played?
00:07:11.600 Well,
00:07:12.060 because he brought,
00:07:12.780 he brought that,
00:07:13.840 well,
00:07:14.120 honestly,
00:07:14.700 I'm a baller,
00:07:16.120 so like,
00:07:16.540 if someone wants to play basketball on a first date,
00:07:18.660 that's like a perfect first date for me.
00:07:20.780 Yeah.
00:07:21.080 I know,
00:07:21.460 you can call me a low maintenance chick,
00:07:23.260 I don't know,
00:07:23.920 but like,
00:07:24.360 I just,
00:07:24.760 I love basketball.
00:07:25.620 She was just trying to break his knees,
00:07:26.840 like.
00:07:28.620 Like,
00:07:28.980 yeah,
00:07:30.060 so that was probably like the.
00:07:31.940 Was he kind of,
00:07:32.480 was he kind of awkward after that moment then?
00:07:34.860 Hey,
00:07:35.200 chat,
00:07:35.440 chat,
00:07:35.720 I want,
00:07:36.060 I want to say awkward.
00:07:37.140 He was really not,
00:07:37.940 like,
00:07:38.100 I don't,
00:07:38.780 I feel a little bad telling this story,
00:07:40.200 because he was really nice,
00:07:41.240 you know?
00:07:41.620 Yeah.
00:07:42.000 But I just,
00:07:42.560 it was just like a lot.
00:07:43.660 It's too much.
00:07:44.560 You know?
00:07:44.820 Yeah.
00:07:45.160 Just one second,
00:07:45.580 you guys.
00:07:45.760 I was like,
00:07:45.980 I want to work for it a little bit.
00:07:46.980 Put your best pickup lines in the chat right now,
00:07:48.600 we'll read them in a minute.
00:07:49.560 That'd be really funny.
00:07:50.380 That'd be funny,
00:07:50.940 yeah.
00:07:51.060 Yeah.
00:07:52.260 But,
00:07:52.760 what chats up like,
00:07:53.760 what would work with you,
00:07:54.440 Paul?
00:07:54.540 What about,
00:07:54.860 hi,
00:07:55.060 I'm Piers Morgan?
00:07:56.520 Yeah.
00:07:59.880 What about,
00:08:01.220 yeah,
00:08:02.680 yeah.
00:08:04.080 I don't know.
00:08:05.100 I'm a woman.
00:08:05.800 I can't teach you how to fish,
00:08:07.340 or whatever they say.
00:08:09.020 Well,
00:08:09.780 yeah,
00:08:10.360 I mean,
00:08:10.560 there is,
00:08:11.000 yeah,
00:08:11.340 I mean,
00:08:11.980 so in regard to the dating thing,
00:08:14.120 because actually I was,
00:08:15.400 so I met up with Zina when I was in Miami,
00:08:17.020 and we were talking about,
00:08:17.880 we shot a little video actually,
00:08:19.420 and she was talking about her ideal first date,
00:08:21.300 and she was saying all this stuff like,
00:08:23.520 oh,
00:08:23.940 you know,
00:08:24.280 I want him to take me to an anime convention,
00:08:26.400 or I want him to take me to,
00:08:27.540 you know,
00:08:27.760 do all this complicated stuff,
00:08:28.800 and that's actually not what we recommend at all.
00:08:31.000 What we recommend is actually keeping the first date very simple,
00:08:33.800 which is basically like just going for a couple of drinks.
00:08:35.980 Oh,
00:08:36.100 I was going to say basketball,
00:08:37.420 no.
00:08:37.800 Well,
00:08:37.940 no,
00:08:38.140 I wouldn't,
00:08:38.700 I mean,
00:08:39.280 I don't know,
00:08:39.980 man,
00:08:40.200 I mean,
00:08:40.340 maybe,
00:08:40.760 for you,
00:08:41.660 maybe,
00:08:41.900 maybe it works,
00:08:42.760 but personally,
00:08:43.720 I reckon just go for a couple of drinks,
00:08:45.460 go to a nice lounge,
00:08:46.260 go to a bar,
00:08:46.780 sit down,
00:08:47.540 have a couple of drinks,
00:08:48.340 get to know each other.
00:08:49.440 That's probably,
00:08:49.540 that's probably a better one.
00:08:50.740 And basically try and,
00:08:51.880 don't ask her to marry you.
00:08:53.520 And basically,
00:08:54.160 you know,
00:08:55.120 and basically try to,
00:08:57.120 But if she says no,
00:08:57.640 you can just say,
00:08:58.180 come on.
00:08:58.820 Yeah,
00:08:59.040 yeah.
00:09:01.720 You know?
00:09:02.500 You see,
00:09:02.860 if it,
00:09:03.420 That might have worked.
00:09:04.460 Yeah.
00:09:05.260 The riz.
00:09:05.940 I don't recommend it.
00:09:06.800 The riz.
00:09:07.460 I don't recommend it.
00:09:10.660 But yeah,
00:09:11.220 I think keep it simple.
00:09:12.320 Just,
00:09:12.480 just do that.
00:09:13.300 Shoot your shot.
00:09:14.220 And then,
00:09:14.800 you know,
00:09:15.400 say,
00:09:15.660 hey,
00:09:15.880 listen,
00:09:16.140 I'm staying nearby.
00:09:16.740 Why don't we go chill?
00:09:17.660 See what she says.
00:09:18.400 If she says no,
00:09:19.020 fine.
00:09:19.440 Okay.
00:09:19.760 All right.
00:09:20.160 Then arrange another date.
00:09:21.100 But I think keeping it simple in those early stages,
00:09:23.100 because you don't want to make too much investment.
00:09:24.880 I think that's one thing.
00:09:25.740 You know,
00:09:25.900 guys taking women out for dinner and all that stuff.
00:09:27.680 It's not generally a good idea.
00:09:29.240 Yeah.
00:09:29.480 You want to keep it kind of low key.
00:09:31.100 And if you're a high value dude,
00:09:32.680 I'm not saying this guy wasn't high value,
00:09:33.980 but if you're a high value dude,
00:09:35.340 like in inverted commas,
00:09:36.480 whatever that means,
00:09:37.120 right.
00:09:37.660 Are you really going to have time to be doing all these like crazy activities?
00:09:40.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:41.160 Like anybody who puts a lot of money on on the first day is just asking to get taken advantage.
00:09:45.020 I actually don't like it because I don't,
00:09:47.420 I don't want anyone to like expect anything.
00:09:49.940 Like,
00:09:50.140 I feel like,
00:09:51.260 like I don't want anyone to expect anything.
00:09:53.280 So do you feel the pressure of that?
00:09:54.640 Like,
00:09:54.820 do you feel like if a guy does like normally,
00:09:57.100 if he does like too much early on where I'm just like,
00:10:00.300 I'm trying to get to know you and see,
00:10:02.200 like,
00:10:02.380 I don't want to feel like,
00:10:03.420 just champagne,
00:10:04.580 five kids and all this,
00:10:05.440 a little much.
00:10:06.400 Well,
00:10:06.960 I was like,
00:10:07.440 you could have started with the second date before the proposal.
00:10:11.400 I don't know.