JustPearlyThings - Pearl Asks Troy This CRAZY Question

00:00:00.000 I have a question. 0.92

00:00:01.780 Can someone be, like, too ugly to save? 0.94

00:00:04.700 Oh! 1.00

00:00:09.160 Straight in with a black pill already.

00:00:11.200 Have you ever had someone come to you and you're just like,

00:00:14.720 I can't, like, take your money.

00:00:16.820 Like, I can't.

00:00:17.420 I mean, we would.

00:00:18.540 I mean, see, he's saying.

00:00:19.640 He's like, my brother in Christ.

00:00:21.700 We would try to, we would seek to be ethical

00:00:24.240 because one of the criticisms that dating coaches get a lot

00:00:29.940 on Twitter and stuff.

00:00:31.420 Guys would be coming, oh, you're just scamming incels.

00:00:33.540 You're ripping off incels.

00:00:34.720 Wow.

00:00:35.020 And, I mean, we would seek to be ethical about it.

00:00:38.060 So if somebody came and we literally thought,

00:00:40.160 for some reason, this dude is just beyond hell,

00:00:42.880 then we would have to.

00:00:43.860 Has that happened?

00:00:45.840 Genuinely.

00:00:47.300 Genuinely, no, it hasn't happened.

00:00:48.980 There's a lot of hesitations in the audience.

00:00:50.560 Well, I'm just trying to say.

00:00:52.120 Has it gotten, like, close?

00:00:53.120 No, no, I'm hesitating.

00:00:54.300 I'm only hesitating because I'm trying to think, like,

00:00:56.020 what would I actually do?

00:00:56.800 Would I actually turn them away?

00:00:57.700 No, but no, I mean, seriously, we would, like,

00:01:00.200 if you generally thought, I just can't help this dude,

00:01:02.780 then we would say, listen, man, you know,

00:01:04.160 you need to work on some other stuff,

00:01:05.580 or maybe you should go to Mexico and get some plastic surgery.

00:01:10.900 But no, I mean, generally speaking, this is 100% serious.

00:01:14.440 The people that we get, they're actually,

00:01:15.940 it's not about the looks.

00:01:17.100 I'm not saying looks don't count,

00:01:18.220 because obviously they do.

00:01:19.160 Right.

00:01:19.440 But it's actually not their looks a lot of the time.

00:01:21.280 They look either average or sometimes a bit above average.

00:01:25.220 It's not that.

00:01:26.060 It tends to be, to be frank,

00:01:28.600 it tends to be kind of autism that gets in the way,

00:01:30.300 more than anything,

00:01:31.260 or just being too in their head.

00:01:32.640 Social.

00:01:33.300 Yeah, exactly, exactly.

00:01:34.840 Is it just saying the high or something?

00:01:37.000 It's like, this is why we always preach so much about sales,

00:01:39.860 like everyone, even Zerk.

00:01:40.720 We had Zerk on, we were talking to Zerk the other day.

00:01:43.120 It's all about even having one year,

00:01:44.760 six months of sales and stuff door to door,

00:01:46.500 or phone calls, cold calls.

00:01:47.900 Did Zerk do sales?

00:01:48.820 Yeah, he did sales for about a year. 1.00

00:01:49.980 He says, he's like, fuck, 1.00

00:01:50.700 that shit helped me out so much. 1.00

00:01:51.660 I did sales two, two years. 0.98

00:01:53.840 What are you guys?

00:01:54.680 Copiers.

00:01:56.040 Copiers?

00:01:56.360 Copiers?

00:01:56.940 In the UK?

00:01:57.660 No, in the US.

00:01:59.560 The US?

00:02:00.500 Milwaukee.

00:02:00.940 So I have a question,

00:02:01.840 like what's you guys' best pick-up line?

00:02:04.360 Like, so, okay, so, you know,

00:02:07.480 I'm chilling in my coffee shop,

00:02:09.480 like what's your best?

00:02:10.400 I want to hear your opener. 1.00

00:02:11.880 Oh, I want to hear this shit. 0.99

00:02:13.260 I want to hear everyone's opener. 1.00

00:02:14.900 I want to pick my favorite.

00:02:16.880 No, no, I don't go with one-liners or anything like that.

00:02:19.020 I'm not all that cheesy or whatever.

00:02:20.540 But if I do, right,

00:02:22.800 it'll be after I have a conversation for a while.

00:02:24.960 I want to know what's your first word.

00:02:26.940 Like, what do I get?

00:02:27.940 Oh, it's just like, you know,

00:02:29.060 I'll just introduce myself.

00:02:29.980 It doesn't, you know, crazy or whatever.

00:02:31.340 But it depends on the situation.

00:02:32.480 I've got to read each situation.

00:02:33.620 Okay, so I'm sitting here.

00:02:35.200 What do I get like?

00:02:36.460 I want to get like a first sentence.

00:02:38.300 A first sentence?

00:02:40.140 Eh.

00:02:41.520 I don't know.

00:02:41.860 I'd have to think about that for a little while for you.

00:02:43.780 All right.

00:02:44.080 Because it's dependent on the woman. 0.98

00:02:45.660 But to answer your question,

00:02:47.140 one thing I will say, right,

00:02:48.340 is once we get to,

00:02:49.720 once I have a conversation with somebody,

00:02:51.080 get to know them a little bit, right,

00:02:52.500 if they're like putting up resistance,

00:02:54.220 all you need to say is just say,

00:02:55.480 come on.

00:02:56.640 Come on.

00:02:58.260 That's it.

00:02:59.060 That's it. 1.00

00:02:59.660 I'm saying Charlie's pulling with this shit. 1.00

00:03:01.320 I've seen it. 1.00

00:03:02.080 I've seen it.

00:03:02.860 That's the secret.

00:03:03.340 That would work on.

00:03:04.180 Come on.

00:03:05.200 Come on.

00:03:05.980 Come on.

00:03:06.540 Just let's go.

00:03:07.140 That's why I psych poke.

00:03:09.220 Come on.

00:03:10.180 All right.

00:03:10.400 What's my opener?

00:03:11.740 Mr. Day Game.

00:03:13.460 Are you from Tennessee?

00:03:14.900 Because you're the only 10 I see.

00:03:16.660 Oh! 0.60

00:03:18.660 That is the gold.

00:03:19.640 I've saved you 10 grand.

00:03:22.220 You don't have to come on the boot camp now.

00:03:24.080 That's it.

00:03:25.420 That's it. 1.00

00:03:25.940 You'll get all the pussy ever needed. 1.00

00:03:27.140 What's your opener? 1.00

00:03:28.000 What's your,

00:03:28.620 how do you open?

00:03:29.500 How do I open?

00:03:31.340 All right.

00:03:31.620 I'd be like,

00:03:32.640 hey,

00:03:34.420 what sign are you?

00:03:35.800 Ooh.

00:03:36.940 Scorpio.

00:03:37.500 I could never.

00:03:40.400 See,

00:03:40.660 that's good.

00:03:41.160 That's actually good.

00:03:42.000 That's hilarious.

00:03:43.240 That's actually good

00:03:44.160 because he's opened with what they used to,

00:03:46.260 sort of like,

00:03:46.920 what they used to call a neck,

00:03:48.260 really.

00:03:48.520 Oh,

00:03:48.660 a neck,

00:03:49.000 right,

00:03:49.140 right,

00:03:49.260 right.

00:03:49.280 Which is like,

00:03:49.820 you're sort of like,

00:03:50.580 you're going in there,

00:03:51.500 you're showing initial interest,

00:03:52.780 like,

00:03:52.940 oh,

00:03:53.140 what sign are you?

00:03:53.460 Yeah,

00:03:53.480 because now I want to know why.

00:03:54.540 And then you're like,

00:03:55.380 and then you're like,

00:03:56.380 well,

00:03:56.700 I'll tell you what it is.

00:03:57.780 It's like,

00:03:58.100 it's classic push-pull theory,

00:03:59.280 which is what they say you need to do.

00:04:00.800 So it's like,

00:04:01.160 you sort of put,

00:04:01.800 hey,

00:04:02.220 so what sign are you? 1.00

00:04:03.380 It works every fucking time 0.99

00:04:04.920 because every, 0.99

00:04:05.640 like,

00:04:05.840 all women,

00:04:07.000 even Pearl,

00:04:07.900 believes in astrology for some reason.

00:04:10.140 And it doesn't matter what they say,

00:04:11.460 it doesn't matter what they say,

00:04:12.580 you're just like,

00:04:13.140 they could be an Aries,

00:04:13.680 because I'm an Aries,

00:04:14.260 right?

00:04:14.440 They could be like an Aries, 1.00

00:04:15.060 oh, 1.00

00:04:15.320 I can never date a fucking Aries woman. 1.00

00:04:16.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:17.280 Walk away,

00:04:17.820 and then they're coming to you.

00:04:18.960 I don't even believe in zodiac signs.

00:04:20.620 Do you not believe in zodiacs?

00:04:22.480 No,

00:04:22.760 I don't.

00:04:23.700 Seriously.

00:04:24.320 No.

00:04:24.680 Why are you always dating killers?

00:04:29.620 Every woman,

00:04:30.260 I think every woman I've ever dated

00:04:32.980 has been into.

00:04:33.880 Okay,

00:04:34.020 let's do the opposite.

00:04:37.320 No,

00:04:37.860 but I'm just like,

00:04:39.860 I would just want to know why,

00:04:41.360 like,

00:04:41.540 what's wrong with my sign?

00:04:43.720 Yeah.

00:04:44.060 Can you explain why it works?

00:04:45.120 No,

00:04:45.400 but that's the thing,

00:04:46.480 isn't it?

00:04:46.720 Because most guys are going to come 0.97

00:04:47.900 and they're going to simp

00:04:48.680 in some sort of way.

00:04:49.840 So it's going to be like,

00:04:50.240 oh,

00:04:50.340 what side are you,

00:04:51.160 Scorpio?

00:04:51.740 Oh my God,

00:04:52.380 that's amazing.

00:04:53.240 Like,

00:04:53.420 I'm this,

00:04:54.100 and we're so,

00:04:55.200 and they're going to try to do things

00:04:56.460 to convince you

00:04:57.380 why you guys should be together.

00:04:58.840 And what he's doing

00:04:59.420 is taking it away.

00:05:00.260 So he's like,

00:05:00.820 no, 1.00

00:05:00.980 fuck that. 1.00

00:05:01.320 It gives me like, 1.00

00:05:02.180 like a,

00:05:02.700 a gross feeling in my stomach.

00:05:05.120 A gross feeling?

00:05:06.040 Like when they convince you,

00:05:07.600 like the same thing.

00:05:08.180 Right,

00:05:08.200 yeah,

00:05:08.540 yeah,

00:05:08.740 yeah.

00:05:08.840 We can't help it.

00:05:09.800 It just like repulses us.

00:05:10.860 What's the worst you've ever heard?

00:05:12.500 Oh,

00:05:12.860 that's a good one actually.

00:05:15.060 Or one of the worst.

00:05:15.780 I've never heard anything that bad,

00:05:17.140 I don't think.

00:05:17.820 Well,

00:05:18.020 I mean,

00:05:18.200 it doesn't have to be bad,

00:05:18.860 or maybe you just thought

00:05:19.760 it was like super cringe.

00:05:20.720 Oh,

00:05:21.060 I got a marriage proposal

00:05:22.600 on a first date.

00:05:23.780 That's what I do.

00:05:24.340 Wow.

00:05:25.980 Yeah.

00:05:26.660 This was a really interesting,

00:05:28.300 because it's really interesting,

00:05:29.560 like,

00:05:29.960 I guess,

00:05:30.500 like being,

00:05:31.260 well,

00:05:31.740 famous,

00:05:32.560 or,

00:05:32.880 I mean,

00:05:33.160 famous,

00:05:33.960 I don't know.

00:05:34.500 But like,

00:05:35.280 because it's like,

00:05:36.900 you'll go on a date

00:05:37.560 and they know everything about,

00:05:38.820 it's like not even.

00:05:40.200 Like,

00:05:40.460 it's different if I can equally,

00:05:41.980 like,

00:05:42.560 research you.

00:05:43.580 Right.

00:05:44.120 Do you know what I mean?

00:05:44.480 Then we're on equal grounds.

00:05:46.220 Like,

00:05:46.360 I can find out everything about you,

00:05:48.360 and you can find everything out about me.

00:05:50.500 But if it's just one-sided.

00:05:52.760 Yeah,

00:05:53.020 so this guy asked me on a date,

00:05:54.480 and I was like,

00:05:54.940 okay.

00:05:55.720 And yeah,

00:05:56.220 on the first date,

00:05:56.900 he was like,

00:05:57.260 yeah,

00:05:57.500 I know you said that,

00:05:59.080 like,

00:06:00.200 this is what you look for,

00:06:01.580 like,

00:06:01.900 on this podcast,

00:06:03.040 and you don't need that much time

00:06:04.700 to decide if you want to marry someone.

00:06:07.000 So.

00:06:08.060 Yeah,

00:06:08.560 and I was like,

00:06:09.180 wow,

00:06:09.440 I'm eating my words right now.

00:06:12.980 I was like,

00:06:14.120 I mean,

00:06:14.540 maybe I need more than,

00:06:16.640 like,

00:06:16.880 one day.

00:06:18.100 So that's probably,

00:06:18.780 that was kind of,

00:06:19.940 it was interesting though.

00:06:21.400 I was like,

00:06:21.760 I never thought this would happen to me.

00:06:23.600 So then he said,

00:06:25.000 so how did he put it?

00:06:26.240 Like,

00:06:26.600 well,

00:06:26.860 he was just like,

00:06:27.820 well,

00:06:28.060 he,

00:06:28.520 I'm trying to remember how he phrased it.

00:06:30.200 It was like,

00:06:31.640 you know,

00:06:32.080 I just,

00:06:32.620 I just,

00:06:35.080 he was at this,

00:06:36.140 because he wanted to play basketball at a park.

00:06:39.320 The first date?

00:06:40.300 Basketball and get married?

00:06:41.240 Was that the date?

00:06:42.460 Yeah,

00:06:42.820 to play basketball.

00:06:43.100 Yeah,

00:06:43.400 well,

00:06:44.060 yeah,

00:06:44.420 because he flew in for this,

00:06:46.260 so it was like,

00:06:47.160 I know.

00:06:47.980 He was like,

00:06:48.340 trying to get a home court advantage?

00:06:50.180 He had been playing it for years.

00:06:52.980 Yeah,

00:06:53.440 and so,

00:06:54.200 I'm trying to remember how he said it,

00:06:55.800 but he was like,

00:06:56.360 yeah,

00:06:56.580 like,

00:06:56.780 I think we could get married,

00:06:58.200 like,

00:06:58.360 I want a lot of kids,

00:06:59.680 like.

00:07:00.000 Jesus Christ.

00:07:01.420 Yeah,

00:07:01.660 and I was just like,

00:07:02.420 wow,

00:07:02.600 this is just like a lot.

00:07:03.760 Was it at least the end of the first date?

00:07:06.140 Or like,

00:07:06.500 right away?

00:07:06.920 I think we played horse.

00:07:08.520 Oh,

00:07:08.880 Jesus. 1.00

00:07:09.560 You guys actually fucking played? 0.99

00:07:11.600 Well, 0.99

00:07:12.060 because he brought,

00:07:12.780 he brought that,

00:07:13.840 well,

00:07:14.120 honestly,

00:07:14.700 I'm a baller,

00:07:16.120 so like,

00:07:16.540 if someone wants to play basketball on a first date,

00:07:18.660 that's like a perfect first date for me.

00:07:20.780 Yeah.

00:07:21.080 I know,

00:07:21.460 you can call me a low maintenance chick,

00:07:23.260 I don't know,

00:07:23.920 but like,

00:07:24.360 I just,

00:07:24.760 I love basketball.

00:07:25.620 She was just trying to break his knees, 0.99

00:07:26.840 like.

00:07:28.620 Like,

00:07:28.980 yeah,

00:07:30.060 so that was probably like the.

00:07:31.940 Was he kind of,

00:07:32.480 was he kind of awkward after that moment then?

00:07:34.860 Hey,

00:07:35.200 chat,

00:07:35.440 chat,

00:07:35.720 I want,

00:07:36.060 I want to say awkward.

00:07:37.140 He was really not,

00:07:37.940 like,

00:07:38.100 I don't,

00:07:38.780 I feel a little bad telling this story,

00:07:40.200 because he was really nice,

00:07:41.240 you know?

00:07:41.620 Yeah.

00:07:42.000 But I just,

00:07:42.560 it was just like a lot.

00:07:43.660 It's too much.

00:07:44.560 You know?

00:07:44.820 Yeah.

00:07:45.160 Just one second,

00:07:45.580 you guys.

00:07:45.760 I was like,

00:07:45.980 I want to work for it a little bit.

00:07:46.980 Put your best pickup lines in the chat right now,

00:07:48.600 we'll read them in a minute.

00:07:49.560 That'd be really funny.

00:07:50.380 That'd be funny,

00:07:50.940 yeah.

00:07:51.060 Yeah.

00:07:52.260 But,

00:07:52.760 what chats up like,

00:07:53.760 what would work with you,

00:07:54.440 Paul?

00:07:54.540 What about,

00:07:54.860 hi,

00:07:55.060 I'm Piers Morgan?

00:07:56.520 Yeah.

00:07:59.880 What about,

00:08:01.220 yeah,

00:08:02.680 yeah.

00:08:04.080 I don't know.

00:08:05.100 I'm a woman.

00:08:05.800 I can't teach you how to fish,

00:08:07.340 or whatever they say.

00:08:09.020 Well,

00:08:09.780 yeah,

00:08:10.360 I mean,

00:08:10.560 there is,

00:08:11.000 yeah,

00:08:11.340 I mean,

00:08:11.980 so in regard to the dating thing,

00:08:14.120 because actually I was,

00:08:15.400 so I met up with Zina when I was in Miami,

00:08:17.020 and we were talking about,

00:08:17.880 we shot a little video actually,

00:08:19.420 and she was talking about her ideal first date,

00:08:21.300 and she was saying all this stuff like,

00:08:23.520 oh,

00:08:23.940 you know,

00:08:24.280 I want him to take me to an anime convention,

00:08:26.400 or I want him to take me to,

00:08:27.540 you know,

00:08:27.760 do all this complicated stuff,

00:08:28.800 and that's actually not what we recommend at all.

00:08:31.000 What we recommend is actually keeping the first date very simple,

00:08:33.800 which is basically like just going for a couple of drinks.

00:08:35.980 Oh,

00:08:36.100 I was going to say basketball,

00:08:37.420 no.

00:08:37.800 Well,

00:08:37.940 no,

00:08:38.140 I wouldn't,

00:08:38.700 I mean,

00:08:39.280 I don't know,

00:08:39.980 man,

00:08:40.200 I mean,

00:08:40.340 maybe,

00:08:40.760 for you,

00:08:41.660 maybe,

00:08:41.900 maybe it works,

00:08:42.760 but personally,

00:08:43.720 I reckon just go for a couple of drinks,

00:08:45.460 go to a nice lounge,

00:08:46.260 go to a bar,

00:08:46.780 sit down,

00:08:47.540 have a couple of drinks,

00:08:48.340 get to know each other.

00:08:49.440 That's probably,

00:08:49.540 that's probably a better one.

00:08:50.740 And basically try and,

00:08:51.880 don't ask her to marry you.

00:08:53.520 And basically,

00:08:54.160 you know,

00:08:55.120 and basically try to,

00:08:57.120 But if she says no,

00:08:57.640 you can just say,

00:08:58.180 come on.

00:08:58.820 Yeah,

00:08:59.040 yeah.

00:09:01.720 You know?

00:09:02.500 You see,

00:09:02.860 if it,

00:09:03.420 That might have worked.

00:09:04.460 Yeah.

00:09:05.260 The riz. 0.66

00:09:05.940 I don't recommend it.

00:09:06.800 The riz. 0.66

00:09:07.460 I don't recommend it.

00:09:10.660 But yeah,

00:09:11.220 I think keep it simple.

00:09:12.320 Just,

00:09:12.480 just do that. 1.00

00:09:13.300 Shoot your shot. 1.00

00:09:14.220 And then, 1.00

00:09:14.800 you know,

00:09:15.400 say,

00:09:15.660 hey,

00:09:15.880 listen,

00:09:16.140 I'm staying nearby.

00:09:16.740 Why don't we go chill?

00:09:17.660 See what she says.

00:09:18.400 If she says no,

00:09:19.020 fine.

00:09:19.440 Okay.

00:09:19.760 All right.

00:09:20.160 Then arrange another date.

00:09:21.100 But I think keeping it simple in those early stages,

00:09:23.100 because you don't want to make too much investment.

00:09:24.880 I think that's one thing.

00:09:25.740 You know,

00:09:25.900 guys taking women out for dinner and all that stuff.

00:09:27.680 It's not generally a good idea.

00:09:29.240 Yeah.

00:09:29.480 You want to keep it kind of low key.

00:09:31.100 And if you're a high value dude,

00:09:32.680 I'm not saying this guy wasn't high value,

00:09:33.980 but if you're a high value dude,

00:09:35.340 like in inverted commas,

00:09:36.480 whatever that means,

00:09:37.120 right.

00:09:37.660 Are you really going to have time to be doing all these like crazy activities?

00:09:40.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:41.160 Like anybody who puts a lot of money on on the first day is just asking to get taken advantage.

00:09:45.020 I actually don't like it because I don't,

00:09:47.420 I don't want anyone to like expect anything.

00:09:49.940 Like,

00:09:50.140 I feel like,

00:09:51.260 like I don't want anyone to expect anything.

00:09:53.280 So do you feel the pressure of that?

00:09:54.640 Like,

00:09:54.820 do you feel like if a guy does like normally,

00:09:57.100 if he does like too much early on where I'm just like,

00:10:00.300 I'm trying to get to know you and see,

00:10:02.200 like,

00:10:02.380 I don't want to feel like,

00:10:03.420 just champagne,

00:10:04.580 five kids and all this,

00:10:05.440 a little much.

00:10:06.400 Well,

00:10:06.960 I was like,

00:10:07.440 you could have started with the second date before the proposal.

00:10:11.400 I don't know.

JustPearlyThings - August 11, 2023

Pearl Asks Troy This CRAZY Question

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