JustPearlyThings - November 17, 2023


Pearl Has A Dig At Today's Actresses


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

150.25137

Word Count

1,046

Sentence Count

129

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

In this episode, I talk about how women are becoming less attractive, and how this is ruining our favorite movies and TV shows. I also talk about the new Meghan Markle and Zac Efron movie and how it s ruining everything we loved about the original Meghan and Lindsay Lohan.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm going to be talking about this trend in society that I have seen.
00:00:03.920 So, as you guys know, women love spending men's money.
00:00:07.800 Yes, that is really what we do best.
00:00:10.260 We love to just swipe, swipe, swipe our credit cards.
00:00:13.720 We just like to swipe, swipe, swipe.
00:00:15.700 But we don't like to take responsibility over the debt.
00:00:19.000 So, you constantly see women fighting for rights to spend men's money.
00:00:24.420 And this trend has ruined movies, in my opinion.
00:00:27.800 Now, movies in the early 2000s were just a little bit different, a little bit better, in my opinion.
00:00:33.660 For example, and when you would go to a theater, you knew that the actress in the movie was the most attractive chick really around.
00:00:41.700 Like, it was Megan Fox back in the day.
00:00:44.120 You used to have Margot Robbie in her prime.
00:00:46.660 But as you see the movie companies catering to a female audience, what you start to see is the women getting less and less attractive.
00:00:55.060 I pointed out this phenomenon where I noticed all of the actresses, like, of today just really were not as beautiful as the actresses of the past.
00:01:02.520 Now, guys, when I go to a movie, I want to feel a little bad about myself.
00:01:06.060 I don't want to see no average chicks on TV.
00:01:08.840 The same thing with the guys.
00:01:10.360 But, really, they just keep selling us dreams.
00:01:13.400 Like, I watched this Grey's Anatomy.
00:01:15.000 I reacted to this Grey's Anatomy clip.
00:01:17.060 It was like a girl that was a sick having two doctors fight over her.
00:01:21.320 In what world?
00:01:23.160 These are tall, handsome, jacked doctors.
00:01:25.240 I'm like, they're just going to move on.
00:01:26.600 Anyway.
00:01:26.960 Now, a movie that was actually awesome back in the early 2000s that I remember growing up was Mean Girls.
00:01:32.380 Now, Lindsay Lohan in her prime was absolutely beautiful.
00:01:35.820 But, in this new reboot, they have decided to make it woke and use mid-chicks.
00:01:42.000 Why are they doing this to us?
00:01:43.260 Mary Morgan says they're rebooting Mean Girls 2004, a cinematic masterpiece, and are ruining everything we loved about it.
00:01:52.140 Oh, hell no!
00:02:03.160 Bitch, move.
00:02:04.420 Hey!
00:02:04.980 PG-13, please.
00:02:08.560 What was that?
00:02:09.200 Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee.
00:02:10.400 Regina George.
00:02:11.480 Don't look her in the eye!
00:02:13.880 You could be really hot, but you'd change, like...
00:02:16.680 Welcome to Health and Human Sexuality.
00:02:20.300 We'll be getting into abstinence, of course, then followed by, in the spring, condoms and choking.
00:02:25.420 You're learning things now that I don't know how to teach.
00:02:28.980 Are you okay in there?
00:02:31.340 We're concerned you're either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.
00:02:33.940 Ew.
00:02:36.600 We, as women, have to be able to support each other.
00:02:39.600 Get in, loser.
00:02:40.780 Welcome, Katie.
00:02:42.580 You're never going to believe what I found this morning.
00:02:44.360 Your burn book.
00:02:46.240 Mom, go make snacks.
00:02:47.460 For sure.
00:02:48.100 For sure, Regina, yeah.
00:02:50.300 Do you like gum?
00:02:52.100 Sure.
00:02:52.680 We will help you, Katty.
00:02:55.440 Why are you dressed so scary?
00:02:57.260 It's Halloween.
00:02:58.320 Katie, if you don't dress slutty, that is slut-shaming us.
00:03:01.320 That's just unprofessional.
00:03:04.240 What?
00:03:04.800 What's this?
00:03:08.080 We're going to make her pay.
00:03:12.420 All we've done is make Regina hotter and revive the wet look.
00:03:15.240 Dance break.
00:03:15.640 Who wrote all this junk?
00:03:28.160 Katie pushed her.
00:03:29.380 Regina really should be lifting through her glutes.
00:03:32.660 I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
00:03:34.780 I want to get him back.
00:03:37.660 Do you remember Pella Katie?
00:03:38.820 Incorrect.
00:03:39.400 You have to pick a French name.
00:03:40.720 Chanel.
00:03:41.240 No.
00:03:42.000 Celine Dion.
00:03:43.220 No.
00:03:44.880 Beyonce.
00:03:45.320 So, as you can see, they replaced all of the chicks, which used to be 8s to 10s, with
00:03:55.280 a bunch of mids.
00:03:56.100 Why?
00:03:56.940 Why?
00:03:58.760 Okay, so, Mary points out, it's set in modern day.
00:04:03.460 They make TikToks.
00:04:04.660 Got to appeal to that Gen Z audience and name check slut-shaming.
00:04:09.680 So, you see how in these commercials, they, like, subtly put the wokeness in.
00:04:14.480 They subtly make everybody uglier.
00:04:16.880 Why?
00:04:18.000 I want to go and watch a movie with Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
00:04:22.140 Two extremely beautiful people.
00:04:24.640 Obviously, they're way hotter than anybody I know.
00:04:27.740 Alright?
00:04:28.520 Obviously.
00:04:29.240 But it's like, it's supposed to be like that.
00:04:31.460 It's TV.
00:04:32.000 They made Hattie Heron, originally Lindsay Lohan, mid, even though the catalyst of her
00:04:38.120 entire character arc is not realizing she's hot.
00:04:41.420 Janice is race-swapped and they made her fat.
00:04:44.960 Damien is also race-swapped because why not?
00:04:49.000 Heron also got race-swapped.
00:04:51.260 New Regina George just dropped except she's mid and fat now.
00:04:55.340 Also, WTF is this.
00:04:57.640 Yes.
00:04:58.360 And that's what I've noticed.
00:04:59.320 The more they appeal to a female audience, the more the movies just start to suck.
00:05:04.060 They start to get more woke.
00:05:05.440 They start to get less attractive.
00:05:08.420 Everybody becomes mid.
00:05:10.060 When I thought that was, like, the prerequisite to be an actress.
00:05:14.260 Like, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston.
00:05:16.680 You know, growing up, I always knew.
00:05:19.300 Now, now I know this is not a, this is not a poor Pearl thing.
00:05:22.560 But, like, I always knew, like, I was never gonna model.
00:05:25.160 Nobody was gonna model.
00:05:26.000 Nobody that I knew was gonna model because you had to be exceptional.
00:05:31.100 But now it's like everyone can be a model.
00:05:33.220 Everyone can be a top actress.
00:05:34.600 And we wonder why these movies are tanking.
00:05:36.580 Just like these superhero movies when they put these chicks as lead supermen.
00:05:40.940 Why?
00:05:41.440 Why?
00:05:41.740 Obvious.
00:05:42.140 It's like a 5'5 blonde chick that never been in the gym in her life trying to fight?
00:05:47.020 What?
00:05:47.520 Like, we don't, we don't believe this stuff.
00:05:49.620 And commenters are seeing this.
00:05:51.800 They're sick of the wokeness being shoved down their throats.
00:05:54.660 So, the top comment is, Naomi says, replacing Lindsay Lohan is the 8th deadly sin.
00:06:00.960 Fresh, fit, chef, you, they're all fat as well.
00:06:05.840 P.S.
00:06:06.260 Ruining everything is the left's ideology.
00:06:09.360 And yeah, that's what we keep seeing.
00:06:10.660 We keep seeing all of these movies.
00:06:12.620 And I haven't seen it.
00:06:13.560 Maybe it's amazing.
00:06:14.560 I don't know.
00:06:15.080 But I am sure that leftism is just gonna be shoved down our throat.
00:06:20.620 Why do movies need to be political?
00:06:22.300 Why can't they just be funny movies?
00:06:25.060 Why can't we go and just watch a funny movie and be done with it?
00:06:28.500 Right.
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