JustPearlyThings - October 12, 2023


Pearl HUMBLES Her Number 1 HATER


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

156.797

Word count

1,278

Sentence count

3

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

sentences flagged

Hate speech

11

sentences flagged


Summary

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Is it possible to be hotter than a 22 year old at 35? Is it possible for a woman to outcompete a woman of her age at that point in her life if she s still hot enough? Is she still hot?

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 tweeted you can't be that hot at 35 don't shoot the messenger I picked 35 I was
00:00:06.220 actually gonna do 26 and um I was like you know I'm gonna do 35 just for shits
00:00:13.760 and giggles now notice my verbage what did I say I said that hot now when you
00:00:20.900 think of that that hot okay you think when I when I think of someone who like
00:00:27.900 that chick is like hot did I say that you were ugly at 35 no did I say that you 1.00
00:00:34.740 were you could did I say you couldn't be cute at 35 no but when I think of that
00:00:42.660 hot I think of maybe top 10% of beauty I don't think that any woman is a 9 at 35
00:00:51.660 I'll give you an example Margot Robbie she was stunning everyone was blown away
00:00:56.460 but that woman being a bomb bombshell smoke show that was the woman of the 1.00
00:01:00.900 year now she's in her 30s is she still beautiful I would say yeah is she still 1.00
00:01:08.340 pretty I would say yeah but is she still tap 10 20% of beauty I would argue no I 1.00
00:01:15.780 would argue no don't shoot the messenger and why is it such an insult to not be
00:01:21.380 that hot and I I kind of have this running joke going on my Twitter where I
00:01:27.980 say guys these chicks are Margot Robbie and they're these average college chicks 1.00
00:01:32.840 that you can really go find in every college campus really in any club and you
00:01:37.280 find chicks hotter sorry guys sorry don't shoot the messenger hotter than Margot 0.56
00:01:42.020 Robbie so by 35 ladies okay don't don't shoot the messenger don't come for pearl 0.97
00:01:51.020 it is unlikely unless your character is outstanding which let's be honest what
00:02:02.000 percent of us were really raised to be wives like that okay at 35 that you're 1.00
00:02:07.940 gonna outcompete a 22 year old it I don't it can happen but I don't sell
00:02:15.380 dreams I do not all these other women I'm gonna show you right now we're about to
00:02:20.760 sell you dreams so Michelle is being a hot one of the main factors men consider
00:02:25.740 when trying to find a mate for life yeah I mean like got ladies you can't get in 1.00
00:02:33.360 the door if you're not hot enough no men I don't care how good your character is 0.83
00:02:37.680 all right you know are there things you can do to improve yes are there ways that
00:02:44.380 you can compete when it's not just looks yeah what do you need to be hot to get
00:02:52.120 in the door or at least pretty yeah now we have the simps that come in dad on
00:02:59.860 says you're 26 and single oh and the funny thing is they always go personal and my
00:03:07.340 question is now think about this guys why would they react like this if something I
00:03:13.300 said wasn't true you know um people say things about me all the time and if they
00:03:21.220 said pearl you're a dinosaur I'm not gonna get mad or whatever like you're you're you're
00:03:28.840 this that like people only have a visceral reaction of something hit okay this chick 0.99
00:03:35.920 says I'll be 35 and four months and I'm hotter than you now mind you this is the generation of 0.88
00:03:42.160 wives and mothers imagine imagine like these are because these are the women we 1.00
00:03:48.940 have to learn from these are the wives in sheep's clothing where we think that 1.00
00:03:54.140 they're oh they're dressed like a wife they look like a wife therefore we can 0.95
00:03:57.760 learn from them but they're trying to compete with a 26 year old just saying
00:04:04.600 that women aren't that hot at 35 that's like water is wet the sky is blue I could 1.00
00:04:10.300 say 40 if you guys wanted um I mean come on at some point wives and mothers are
00:04:18.220 supposed to take their ego away from their looks it's supposed to be about 0.75
00:04:22.480 character after a certain age um this girl summer says I'm 42 you would be
00:04:28.840 surprised young lady imagine being so upset that a chick says women aren't that 1.00
00:04:34.900 hot I didn't say ugly at 35 I didn't say unattractive I said that hot I mean hot
00:04:42.640 sexy that's really meant for the young chick sorry guys sorry sorry and um okay
00:04:49.420 then they'll always bring up JLo but like bitch are you JLo really okay JLo was 0.99
00:04:57.460 like a 9.5 in her peak now she's what a 7.5 yeah I mean she's hot all right but is 1.00
00:05:06.580 she that hot is she hotter than the 22 year olds no sorry guys now here's the
00:05:15.440 simp allowing his wife to live in delusion my Belarusian wife is 44 and is
00:05:21.100 still smoking hot to you but probably not to the world sorry 44 is pretty old that's
00:05:27.160 like half a century like this idea we keep selling women on this idea that 1.00
00:05:31.540 they're younger than they are and hotter than they are stop it stop the pandering
00:05:35.860 stop the simping I am tired of seeing it this is a wife and a mother I'm assuming I
00:05:42.220 don't actually know but I'm 33 yes I'll magically turn into an ogre in a few
00:05:47.020 years one um can you guys stop editing these pictures I mean like it's like if you
00:05:56.200 were so hot why do you have a face of makeup on now don't get me wrong good
00:05:59.660 body or I just I feel like I've been um violated by you showing me this like
00:06:05.300 nudity and I mean like please put it away it's like it's like by 33 you're
00:06:09.940 supposed to put it away why are you doing this to me you know um it are there
00:06:15.700 exceptions to the rule sure but the rule is the rule and the truth of the matter
00:06:20.340 is the average 22 year old is gonna beat you out don't shoot the messenger don't
00:06:25.320 shoot the messenger because again by 35 um you're not really gonna give a guy
00:06:30.120 kids um you're probably gonna have a couple wrinkles I mean by 35 he knows
00:06:40.860 you're not a virgin you can't even fake it anymore I mean you don't have purity
00:06:44.560 youth are there women that are exceptions sure but the average 22 year old is still 1.00
00:06:51.140 gonna beat him out don't shoot the messenger please stop sending me pictures 0.99
00:06:56.960 of yourself it's embarrassing for you this is embarrassing ladies um if I say 0.99
00:07:02.780 women aren't that hot at 35 and your gut reaction is to send me a selfie or a 1.00
00:07:08.360 half nude picture it is time to do some reflection and think maybe I should
00:07:13.660 improve my character so all of my ego is not invested in my looks to the point
00:07:19.880 that I have to prove pearl wrong by sending selfies please go focus on your
00:07:26.600 children or something else don't shoot the messenger for telling you what simps
00:07:32.780 will not anyways guys let me know what you want me to cover tomorrow on pearl daily
00:07:38.180 I'm gonna build some archetypes of wives so I want to find famous women in their 1.00
00:07:43.760 20s 30s 40s 50s 60s to kind of show the lifespan of some of these lives if you
00:07:49.580 guys catch the wavelength so let me know what your favorite archetype is gonna be
00:07:53.420 and put it in the comments and let me know what celebrity you think of when
00:07:57.820 you think of the controlling wife when you think of the controlling wife the
00:08:02.540 nagging wife etc etc okay guys like the video on your way out subscribe to the
00:08:07.040 channel I'll talk to you next time