JustPearlyThings - April 24, 2023


Pearl Pulled Up The Delusional Calculator On Them


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

179.14842

Word Count

3,042

Sentence Count

499

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about what women are looking for in a significant other, what age should women be in a relationship, and how tall should a man be. We also talk about whether or not women should date younger than 35 years old.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's going to come out with this randomness.
00:00:02.600 As women, we're all screwing the same guys.
00:00:05.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:06.460 Fun fact.
00:00:07.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:08.680 As women, just as a group, we're all screwing the same men.
00:00:12.360 Isn't that the same with men, though?
00:00:13.720 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:14.400 It's vice versa, isn't it?
00:00:15.660 Our men screwing the same women.
00:00:17.480 Probably not, because that would take anyone more.
00:00:21.580 Not really, because...
00:00:22.640 They don't need to have...
00:00:23.340 Women typically go for 20% of men.
00:00:26.980 Typically.
00:00:28.140 What do you mean?
00:00:28.640 What do you mean?
00:00:29.040 So, women, if we list our requirements...
00:00:32.520 We could even do the delusion calculator.
00:00:34.480 It's a lot of fun.
00:00:35.540 Is it a delusion calculator?
00:00:36.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:37.340 Do you want to see?
00:00:37.980 You're delusional.
00:00:38.760 Do you want to see?
00:00:39.460 Let's have a look.
00:00:40.720 Let's have a look.
00:00:41.260 I want to see this.
00:00:42.020 Let's have some fun.
00:00:43.400 Let's have a look.
00:00:44.140 I'm pretty sure.
00:00:44.900 This is a fun story.
00:00:46.740 It's okay.
00:00:47.440 Most women are.
00:00:48.160 You're not alone.
00:00:48.940 Don't feel like you're alone.
00:00:50.260 Are you delusional?
00:00:50.940 Probably.
00:00:51.600 My bro, we're learning so much right now.
00:00:54.280 We're learning so much.
00:00:55.840 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:56.340 Lots and lots of delusions.
00:00:59.320 So, this is the female delusion calculator.
00:01:02.020 Is there a male delusion calculator?
00:01:03.340 Yeah, we could do it.
00:01:04.340 Yeah, we could.
00:01:05.560 She's way in the math.
00:01:06.820 Scroll down.
00:01:07.680 Let's do it.
00:01:08.360 So, what age are you looking to date?
00:01:11.420 30 upwards.
00:01:12.620 30 to what?
00:01:13.520 70?
00:01:14.320 Oh, God, no.
00:01:14.860 Okay, say 45.
00:01:17.980 45?
00:01:18.640 Yeah.
00:01:18.860 Okay.
00:01:19.140 Yeah, 45.
00:01:20.240 Also, a fun fact.
00:01:21.540 49.
00:01:21.920 Really?
00:01:22.180 Fun fact I found out yesterday.
00:01:23.540 45.
00:01:24.100 Fun fact I found out yesterday.
00:01:26.060 I was like, maybe I'll start dating younger.
00:01:27.640 Because if men don't get married.
00:01:29.380 No, if men don't get married over the age of 35, apparently there's only a 15% chance they'll
00:01:34.820 get married ever.
00:01:35.800 Because they're emotionally available.
00:01:37.140 I want to ask this question.
00:01:38.100 No, because we've all made ourselves so available, running the streets or whatever, it's street
00:01:44.820 in.
00:01:45.460 So, the men, it's like, why would he settle down when there's 10 of you?
00:01:49.060 You know, for real.
00:01:50.240 If you're dating, let's just say 45 is the oldest you'll go for, right?
00:01:53.960 I'll go 49.
00:01:55.080 49.
00:01:56.580 10 years into your relationship, are you going to be attracted the same way to that
00:02:00.300 guy?
00:02:01.380 That's true.
00:02:02.320 It's a good question.
00:02:03.180 Yeah, but people, as I said earlier, like people change.
00:02:05.680 Like, even if you date someone younger in 10 years, you might not find them attractive.
00:02:09.040 She will.
00:02:09.360 She will.
00:02:09.940 Now, let's keep going.
00:02:11.780 Exclude married men or no?
00:02:14.240 Are you into the married guys?
00:02:15.820 No.
00:02:16.100 Okay, no married men for her.
00:02:17.740 Go down.
00:02:18.220 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:20.500 What do you mean married men?
00:02:21.760 Like, as in he's married and he's still him.
00:02:23.660 As soon as I find out a guy is in a relationship of any type, the attraction is gone.
00:02:27.840 Okay, fine.
00:02:28.560 Yeah, because now let's talk about race.
00:02:30.520 White, black, Asian, or any.
00:02:32.200 Black.
00:02:32.800 Okay, only black.
00:02:33.820 Mine would be, okay, mine would be.
00:02:36.460 We're going to do you next.
00:02:37.660 We'll do it.
00:02:38.300 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:40.100 We've got to wait.
00:02:40.740 So, now let's do the minimum.
00:02:42.580 Minimum height, how tall does he have to be?
00:02:45.020 Be nice.
00:02:45.680 I mean, I'm 5'4 1⁄2", so 5'8 up?
00:02:50.600 5'8".
00:02:51.340 I've gotten that minimum a lot, that 5'8".
00:02:54.220 Okay, obese men.
00:02:55.520 Okay.
00:02:55.880 No, thank you.
00:02:56.700 No obese.
00:02:57.820 I'm just curious, how many ex-boyfriends have you had?
00:03:00.140 Just curious.
00:03:02.180 Say four.
00:03:02.860 Four.
00:03:03.220 How tall were they?
00:03:05.140 Over six foot.
00:03:06.380 Yeah, so cap, let's move it up to six foot.
00:03:10.160 Isn't it?
00:03:10.540 Exactly.
00:03:11.900 I hate it.
00:03:12.520 I hate it.
00:03:12.840 Keep going down, go down.
00:03:13.760 And muscly.
00:03:14.500 Minimum income, okay?
00:03:16.500 Minimum income.
00:03:17.280 Good taste.
00:03:18.160 How much does he have to make?
00:03:20.540 How much does he have to make?
00:03:22.080 Oh, do you know what?
00:03:24.000 I'm really bad with this.
00:03:25.020 I've always kind of been the breadwinner.
00:03:26.480 So you like broke hot guys, huh?
00:03:30.720 Oh, shit.
00:03:32.980 Hey, that's another word.
00:03:34.740 No.
00:03:35.980 You're not alone.
00:03:37.120 I've talked on so many of these shows.
00:03:38.480 Maybe I should have standards.
00:03:39.600 Okay, should we actually put...
00:03:40.500 Girl, what do you mean?
00:03:41.660 That is a standard.
00:03:42.920 Is it?
00:03:43.520 Oh, you'll see what percentage.
00:03:45.000 How much does he have to make?
00:03:46.320 Okay, if I'm on this guy a bit higher.
00:03:50.320 So say about 55.
00:03:51.700 Okay, so...
00:03:52.600 That's not broke.
00:03:54.020 55.
00:03:54.580 They never earn.
00:03:55.280 That's money.
00:03:56.480 That's good money.
00:03:57.460 Okay, but she's...
00:03:58.180 This guy with her ideal though,
00:04:00.300 not her...
00:04:01.140 Including her exes.
00:04:02.160 Is that...
00:04:02.780 I mean...
00:04:03.280 My exes have never earned that amount of money,
00:04:05.000 by the way.
00:04:05.360 I'm just like...
00:04:06.000 Okay, okay.
00:04:06.720 Let's make a real.
00:04:08.360 Let's make a real.
00:04:09.720 Realistic.
00:04:10.620 Oh, God.
00:04:11.240 I don't know.
00:04:11.660 40 or something.
00:04:12.660 Okay, realistic.
00:04:13.940 Realistic.
00:04:14.420 40.
00:04:14.680 Mine is probably 12.
00:04:15.600 Say 35 to 40.
00:04:17.560 Okay, so...
00:04:18.280 Realistic.
00:04:18.920 This is in dollars.
00:04:20.320 So it's a little...
00:04:21.100 Okay, so go down.
00:04:22.040 Go down.
00:04:22.600 Now let's calculate.
00:04:24.140 What percent of men are you looking for?
00:04:26.100 Now this is what I mean when I say,
00:04:27.640 we're all screwing the same men.
00:04:29.540 Now this is why.
00:04:30.700 Okay, go down.
00:04:31.800 Go down.
00:04:32.200 Is it going to be like 1% or something?
00:04:33.520 Yeah.
00:04:33.740 0.26%.
00:04:34.520 The broke black man.
00:04:36.720 Yeah.
00:04:38.360 Yeah.
00:04:39.080 So...
00:04:39.560 Oh.
00:04:40.160 So, yeah.
00:04:40.840 So, you know...
00:04:42.680 Yo.
00:04:43.100 I like you.
00:04:44.020 You seem like a great gal,
00:04:45.140 but you might die alone.
00:04:46.860 Yeah.
00:04:47.500 I think I might have to like open...
00:04:49.360 Yeah, I mean...
00:04:50.200 Wait a minute.
00:04:50.560 I'm unavailable.
00:04:51.500 There's a 4 out of 5 of a cat enthusiast.
00:04:53.700 This is interesting.
00:04:54.640 Man.
00:04:54.740 Wow.
00:04:54.960 So now we get to the relationship stage, right?
00:04:57.640 Yeah.
00:04:57.820 Now is that man going to like get married to you, right?
00:05:00.800 Probably not.
00:05:03.240 That's the problem.
00:05:04.220 Probably not.
00:05:05.040 This is why 50% of women are projected to be single and childless and die alone.
00:05:09.960 Because of our time here.
00:05:11.040 Yeah.
00:05:11.340 So now...
00:05:11.840 Okay.
00:05:12.060 Your turn.
00:05:13.140 Now, she seems very happy.
00:05:14.280 This is interesting.
00:05:15.380 So, you know, I genuinely hope it works out.
00:05:17.980 This is very interesting.
00:05:19.100 However, we can do the male delusion too.
00:05:20.980 Please.
00:05:21.560 Yeah, we have to do that.
00:05:22.440 I'm done.
00:05:22.980 I'm done.
00:05:23.260 The age.
00:05:23.580 What age?
00:05:26.640 26.
00:05:27.860 Oh, she's trying to make it.
00:05:29.000 She means 30.
00:05:30.180 No, honestly, I don't mind doing younger guys.
00:05:32.680 26.
00:05:32.700 I'll never do that again.
00:05:34.140 45.
00:05:35.740 45?
00:05:36.540 Okay.
00:05:37.180 Really?
00:05:37.800 It's only 12.
00:05:38.560 I think I have the same age requirement as you.
00:05:40.800 That's roughly mine.
00:05:42.020 Yeah.
00:05:42.360 Okay.
00:05:42.680 Go down.
00:05:43.240 Go down.
00:05:44.280 Married?
00:05:45.360 No, no, no.
00:05:46.100 Telling you guys, 10 years later.
00:05:47.840 Race?
00:05:50.220 So, I'm assuming we're including Arabic and Asian.
00:05:55.480 You could put any.
00:05:56.520 You could put any.
00:05:57.460 Maybe I should have done that.
00:05:58.620 Any color or shape.
00:05:59.380 Okay.
00:05:59.600 So, I'm very tall.
00:06:01.520 I'm nearly 5'11".
00:06:02.600 So, obviously, some Asian countries are stereotypically shorter, but that's quite in Arabic.
00:06:12.160 I've dated probably 5'7".
00:06:14.840 But what is your attraction now?
00:06:17.120 Okay.
00:06:17.720 So, which one do you want to take in?
00:06:19.480 What do you actually like?
00:06:21.720 Any, I guess, if it's just out of them.
00:06:23.940 Yeah.
00:06:25.940 Minimum height, 5'7".
00:06:27.500 Really?
00:06:28.280 Wow.
00:06:28.980 How tall are you?
00:06:30.040 Nearly 5'11".
00:06:30.880 I guess.
00:06:31.360 You see that?
00:06:32.740 You see that, yeah?
00:06:33.700 Obese?
00:06:34.280 Obese.
00:06:34.300 You see that?
00:06:34.940 Because if a girl's taller than me, I'd feel like I'm not, like, she ain't going to be
00:06:40.200 looking at me like, oh, okay.
00:06:42.080 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:06:42.820 It's a bit.
00:06:43.120 Do you know why, though?
00:06:43.760 Because I try to live my life outside of being shallow.
00:06:46.460 So, I've been on a dating app before, and I'm chatting to a guy, like, I like him.
00:06:52.260 His personality is great.
00:06:54.140 He also has, basically, he was in the army, then he decided he didn't agree with war, so
00:06:58.140 he was going to, like, train rangers in Uganda to stop poaching.
00:07:04.140 So, I really liked his values and stuff.
00:07:05.980 All right.
00:07:06.280 That's all.
00:07:06.780 Okay.
00:07:07.140 But it was obvious he was short.
00:07:09.480 I need, I need, okay, so 5'7", obese, yes or no?
00:07:13.900 No.
00:07:14.480 Okay.
00:07:15.200 All right.
00:07:15.800 Minimum income?
00:07:19.840 Can you?
00:07:21.640 20.
00:07:22.440 20.
00:07:22.820 Okay, that's 30 UK, roughly, or 30.
00:07:25.820 I've also, I've changed jobs.
00:07:27.260 I used to be in a job that I got paid much more, and I was more open to guys and less
00:07:31.520 at that time.
00:07:33.300 Oh.
00:07:33.480 Because logically.
00:07:34.320 12%.
00:07:34.400 Wow.
00:07:35.900 Very interesting.
00:07:36.760 What was yours?
00:07:37.060 What was yours?
00:07:37.100 I was like, no, I'm 26.
00:07:37.980 26, because I picked 20 black guys.
00:07:39.860 But you see, you see how I'm saying we're all screwing the same, the same men.
00:07:45.380 12%, that's pretty good on this show, I'm going to be honest.
00:07:48.020 Good job.
00:07:48.080 That's quite open-minded.
00:07:48.800 I honestly live my life being open-minded and not being shallow.
00:07:51.740 I don't like it.
00:07:52.420 One of my friends is 5'2", or 5'1", and she only dates guys over 6'3".
00:07:57.020 I think about it, though.
00:07:57.740 It makes no sense.
00:07:58.740 Even though you're open-minded, you're really not, because it's only 12% of men.
00:08:03.580 Well, compared to the average female, apparently, is it top one or two?
00:08:07.640 I think the highest, what is the highest we've gotten?
00:08:10.980 Like 20?
00:08:13.540 Wow.
00:08:14.460 27%.
00:08:14.900 That was the highest.
00:08:15.660 Did they include obese?
00:08:17.300 I don't know.
00:08:17.680 What is the two?
00:08:19.020 Can you do the female delusion?
00:08:21.840 How are the male delusion calculators?
00:08:23.440 What is the turn-off on height?
00:08:24.120 You go first.
00:08:24.820 Yeah, I don't mind.
00:08:25.760 I just want to ask this question.
00:08:27.300 What is the turn-off on height?
00:08:28.800 I feel like it's a delusion of females.
00:08:30.900 A man has to be six foot.
00:08:33.560 He has to be five.
00:08:34.420 That's true.
00:08:34.800 That's crazy.
00:08:35.720 You know what it is with that?
00:08:37.440 You know what it is with that?
00:08:38.640 It's like, a man can't change his height, but he can change his weight.
00:08:41.700 So to say that, oh, I don't like small men or I like tall men or whatever, how does it
00:08:46.660 affect that man?
00:08:47.480 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:08:48.060 What about height?
00:08:48.820 Yeah.
00:08:50.040 I don't like discrimination on any level, so I'll try it.
00:08:52.760 You can't change that.
00:08:54.040 I'm sorry.
00:08:54.580 Why six foot?
00:08:55.160 I have to say, I do discriminate on height.
00:08:58.040 I do.
00:08:58.460 Yeah, but why?
00:08:59.120 I like to wear two as well.
00:09:00.000 And I'll tell you why.
00:09:01.140 And I have to just be honest.
00:09:02.880 I feel like I'm trying to breed athletic children.
00:09:08.380 Don't you think that's delusional?
00:09:10.920 I think it's more of a protection thing.
00:09:13.240 It might be.
00:09:15.340 Yeah.
00:09:15.900 I mean, he can be a little shorter than me, but if it's a lot, I just feel like I need
00:09:20.460 the kids to be tall.
00:09:22.380 Okay.
00:09:23.040 Yeah.
00:09:23.380 Because, like, sports are big in my family.
00:09:26.840 I was an athlete, and I'd like my kids to play sports.
00:09:30.880 Do you know what?
00:09:31.260 There's a funny thing.
00:09:32.000 One of my friends said the reason why he doesn't date taller women is because...
00:09:38.380 Fear rejection.
00:09:39.560 No.
00:09:40.120 He feels like a child.
00:09:42.460 Like, I can't explain.
00:09:44.760 Because she could, like, pick him up.
00:09:46.220 Yeah.
00:09:46.960 Like, the masculinity is just like, oh, I feel like a boy.
00:09:50.260 You know?
00:09:50.560 I think under 5'7", I would feel like that as well.
00:09:52.320 Do you get what I'm saying?
00:09:53.380 You know what I mean?
00:09:54.240 So, it's a bit...
00:09:54.840 5'8", 5'8", 5'9", is okay.
00:09:58.460 But I'm, like, much shorter.
00:09:59.720 I just can't.
00:10:00.400 What about dating, like, really skinny guys?
00:10:03.460 I don't mind.
00:10:04.760 That's okay.
00:10:05.740 That's okay.
00:10:06.820 26 to 35.
00:10:08.220 Okay.
00:10:08.880 26.
00:10:09.840 35 is it with us all go.
00:10:12.120 26 to 35.
00:10:13.620 Is that what you said?
00:10:14.080 26 to 35.
00:10:15.080 26 to 35.
00:10:16.080 Yeah.
00:10:20.820 Okay.
00:10:21.460 Unmarried?
00:10:24.720 Unmarried.
00:10:25.420 Yeah, unmarried.
00:10:26.120 Mothers?
00:10:27.440 No.
00:10:28.340 No, we didn't have that.
00:10:29.860 Oh, is it?
00:10:30.500 For real?
00:10:31.100 Yeah.
00:10:31.640 We didn't have these.
00:10:32.400 Yeah.
00:10:32.660 Yeah.
00:10:33.780 I would have appreciated that.
00:10:36.360 Okay.
00:10:36.720 Any race?
00:10:38.380 Any.
00:10:39.260 Any.
00:10:40.220 Okay.
00:10:40.460 Hispanic, you know?
00:10:41.700 Height?
00:10:45.420 Okay.
00:10:46.080 So, I'd go for 5'2", 5'10".
00:10:55.020 5'2", or 5'2", 5'10"?
00:10:59.080 5'2".
00:10:59.960 5'2".
00:11:00.560 Oh, yeah.
00:11:00.980 5'10", yeah.
00:11:01.600 How tall are you?
00:11:02.020 So, wait.
00:11:02.300 He says 5'0".
00:11:02.820 So, 5'0".
00:11:03.380 Yeah.
00:11:03.620 How tall are you?
00:11:04.440 No, 5'0".
00:11:04.940 6'2".
00:11:06.300 Fair enough.
00:11:07.720 5'0".
00:11:08.480 5'0".
00:11:08.520 5'0".
00:11:08.940 5'0".
00:11:09.580 Yeah.
00:11:09.780 Overweight?
00:11:11.820 No.
00:11:12.920 Obese?
00:11:13.760 No.
00:11:14.160 Okay.
00:11:15.060 Minimum income?
00:11:18.840 20K.
00:11:20.340 Okay.
00:11:21.240 20.
00:11:21.820 Oh, yeah.
00:11:22.140 That's in the U.S.
00:11:22.840 That's funny.
00:11:23.740 All right.
00:11:24.100 Let's see how delusional he is.
00:11:26.200 Let's see.
00:11:30.140 2.72%.
00:11:32.420 Hmm.
00:11:34.400 Interesting.
00:11:36.200 So, does that mean you're-
00:11:38.060 Yeah, delusional.
00:11:38.900 You're delusional.
00:11:39.840 You're delusional.
00:11:40.060 Okay.
00:11:40.720 So, you're not as open-minded, basically, right?
00:11:42.760 Aspiring bachelor.
00:11:44.060 Three out of five red pills.
00:11:46.620 Ooh.
00:11:47.280 Aspiring bachelor.
00:11:48.940 Male reality.
00:11:51.360 Wonder.
00:11:51.880 Oh, okay.
00:11:52.600 Your turn.
00:11:53.740 Me?
00:11:54.560 Um.
00:11:54.700 I think it was the age for that one.
00:11:58.620 No.
00:11:59.340 You know what it is, yeah?
00:12:00.380 Go ahead, go ahead.
00:12:01.880 And we had this discussion off air, yeah, but I'll be real.
00:12:05.740 It depends how you look.
00:12:06.760 It depends your mindset.
00:12:07.960 Thank you very much.
00:12:08.680 So, for me, I can't say an age and be like, yeah, she's expected to be her age, because
00:12:14.540 I've met younger girls that act more mature than girls of my age, right?
00:12:18.620 Yeah, just put them lower.
00:12:19.060 Just put them in.
00:12:19.840 It's fine.
00:12:20.360 I say, for me, it depends on age, so, on mentality.
00:12:24.160 So, I say, for me-
00:12:26.720 We don't shame men for dating younger women.
00:12:29.160 I say, as you should, King.
00:12:30.660 I know, but-
00:12:31.160 As you should.
00:12:31.920 You know, I know, but there's a limit, though, isn't it?
00:12:33.900 So, it's like-
00:12:35.040 No, the limit is 18.
00:12:36.220 It depends on how old they're doing.
00:12:38.420 The limit is what?
00:12:39.040 And the guildies.
00:12:39.380 18.
00:12:40.020 Like, if you're 18, you're legal.
00:12:41.680 What the-
00:12:41.980 No, not in their children, still.
00:12:43.200 But in this country, it's 16.
00:12:45.320 Okay.
00:12:46.720 No, no, no, no, but I'm not saying-
00:12:48.380 I'm just saying, like, this is different, isn't it?
00:12:50.480 Nope.
00:12:51.020 So, I feel like women, honestly, shame men for dating younger women as a way to compete with
00:12:56.500 the younger women.
00:12:57.400 I feel like that.
00:12:58.020 I feel like that could be-
00:12:59.140 I think it's a stigma of, oh, you're like-
00:13:01.640 You know, your grooming or all that kind of-
00:13:04.600 They're better looking.
00:13:05.620 No, they're not.
00:13:06.000 They're usually in better shape.
00:13:07.560 No, they're not.
00:13:08.260 They're usually had less sexual partners.
00:13:11.040 Okay, okay.
00:13:11.780 Go on, Shane.
00:13:12.940 Let me answer my question.
00:13:14.700 This is my opportunity.
00:13:18.240 All right.
00:13:18.700 So, I'll say over 21.
00:13:20.860 Okay, 21.
00:13:21.740 Don't judge me.
00:13:22.640 I think that's reasonable.
00:13:23.800 I thought we were going to go for 16 for a minute there.
00:13:26.120 Okay, up to what?
00:13:26.840 I ain't on, can you?
00:13:27.920 Up to what?
00:13:28.520 No way.
00:13:28.860 Up to what?
00:13:29.600 Up to, hmm.
00:13:31.640 I'll be honest.
00:13:33.140 I wouldn't date a woman older than me.
00:13:36.240 So, like, for me, it kind of, she kind of, I don't know.
00:13:41.980 I think-
00:13:42.680 Okay, give me the age.
00:13:44.060 Give me the-
00:13:44.480 Actually, I would, but it wouldn't be like drastically older than me.
00:13:48.280 And you'll say it to you, right?
00:13:49.860 I'm 32.
00:13:50.460 So, for me, she would have to be, maybe 35?
00:13:55.740 Yeah, man.
00:13:56.160 That's not that far.
00:13:57.060 35?
00:13:58.080 Married, mothers?
00:13:59.820 Yeah, I don't mind.
00:14:00.860 Okay, so, bring the moms back in.
00:14:03.600 Married?
00:14:04.100 You trying to steal a wife?
00:14:07.060 Hmm.
00:14:07.300 No, if you're not, you wouldn't do that.
00:14:09.360 Mr. Syria gal.
00:14:11.360 I mean, you know, one man's, it's another man's treasure.
00:14:15.740 I'm joking.
00:14:16.960 I wouldn't break up a happy family, or even a family, that's, you know what I'm saying?
00:14:20.640 So, I'm not now, so I'll say no.
00:14:22.300 Married, okay.
00:14:23.060 Race?
00:14:24.080 Any.
00:14:25.060 Okay, keep going.
00:14:26.760 Height?
00:14:27.060 Uh, I'm not exactly six foot on that song.
00:14:32.500 But, um.
00:14:33.640 How tall are you?
00:14:34.700 I'm five foot seven and a half.
00:14:36.880 She's fine.
00:14:37.820 Yeah.
00:14:38.180 I have to put a half in there, man.
00:14:39.560 I have to put a half, man.
00:14:40.700 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:41.180 When I put my shoes on, I'm five, eight.
00:14:42.420 You know what I mean?
00:14:42.840 Come on.
00:14:44.060 All right, cool.
00:14:44.780 So, I don't mind a girl taller than me.
00:14:46.800 It's just, for me, I feel like, I feel that some, like, you know, you can relate.
00:14:52.760 A lot of women like men taller than, you know, than them.
00:14:56.100 So, for me, it's like, I don't generally, uh, go for women that are taller than me for
00:15:01.520 that basis or for that, uh.
00:15:03.000 We won't be offended.
00:15:04.060 Go ahead.
00:15:04.440 Yeah, so.
00:15:04.720 What's your height?
00:15:05.300 What's your height?
00:15:06.700 Um.
00:15:11.580 I'll say, like, I can't, I don't really know about height, but how tall are you?
00:15:16.940 Five, ten and a half.
00:15:18.080 So, like, yeah, so, I wouldn't mind a woman that, that's that tall, basically.
00:15:21.780 Okay.
00:15:22.060 Okay, so, five, ten or five, eleven?
00:15:23.880 Five, eleven, ten, whatever, like.
00:15:26.100 Okay, go to five, eleven, five foot, or lowest, um, height, would you, four, four, something?
00:15:33.820 I'll say, um.
00:15:35.300 No minimum height, just not a midget, like, what's your.
00:15:37.960 Just not a midget, yeah, so, yeah, man, yeah.
00:15:40.180 So, go down, like, four, ten.
00:15:42.440 Not a midget, it's just not.
00:15:44.260 It would be called small people now, right?
00:15:45.880 Yeah, but look, I'm, but I'm not tall, so she wouldn't be a midget to me.
00:15:49.280 I know, that's, that's all right.
00:15:50.500 All right, all right, go down, um, overweight and obese, I'm assuming that's a no-go.
00:15:54.040 No, no, no.
00:15:54.260 All right, minimum income.
00:15:56.560 Uh, I'm not really that, I'm not really that bothered, to be honest with you.
00:15:59.780 Okay, let's let her be unemployed.
00:16:01.180 I'm actually not bothered.
00:16:02.140 Well, as long as she contributes, or you just don't care.
00:16:04.080 I don't actually care, because, um.
00:16:06.900 Okay, go down.
00:16:07.560 I don't, yeah, it's not like, oh, she has, you know what I mean, for me.
00:16:10.740 All right, 10%.
00:16:14.560 So, what does that mean?
00:16:16.460 That means, uh, delusional.
00:16:18.600 Wow.
00:16:19.040 No, but way less delusional than the average.
00:16:20.480 Well, hold on, wait a minute, though.
00:16:22.320 Way less delusional than the average.
00:16:23.860 I'm down to earth, so I'm not delusional, I'm more.
00:16:26.040 How did I get Bachelor, though?
00:16:28.280 You play a player.
00:16:29.380 I don't know, I'm just going off the website, you know what I mean?
00:16:32.240 It means that you will go for 10.78% of women, is that right?
00:16:37.420 Yeah.
00:16:38.140 10.
00:16:38.740 Out of the whole population.
00:16:39.980 So, if you only, if you only, as many of you know, I was just banned on TikTok, and
00:16:46.500 we are demonetized on a daily basis on this platform.
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