JustPearlyThings - Pearl Pulls The Delusional Calculator On THEM

00:00:00.000 oh my gosh can we pull up can we pull up the delusion calculator can we do you know what that

00:00:07.040 is you google delusion calculator it just says what percent of men make this okay it's okay

00:00:11.980 is that my minimum was that my maximum that's also take home so you've got to take the tax

00:00:16.680 oh yeah i was gonna say is that after or before that's after you can put it in you can put it in

00:00:21.260 no that's before tax no you might not be delusional i don't actually know i'm just saying

00:00:27.600 i wanted to know i wanted to know what percent of men make that amount of money 0.89

00:00:31.340 minimum 2.5 a month i think that's like okay let's go female delusion calculator go on okay 1.00

00:00:37.860 there's this thing called female yeah so i mean there's a male one too but the men it's like not 0.99

00:00:42.680 so bad usually that's nice it must have been a man who created this yeah this is female delusion 1.00

00:00:51.880 i mean men create most things in general uh go back uh no go back i think it's an ad

00:01:01.340 yeah that's an ad yeah um yeah there you go okay so put your put in your age are you able to put it

00:01:08.980 so they can see your reactions like wall okay like make it small i think blessing oh there we go can

00:01:19.160 you put in the middle a little bigger all right thank you

00:01:22.160 okay so what age my age or partners like yeah what age could he be he needs well i don't date too high

00:01:44.660 so i'm 30 so he needs to be 30 to 30 till 33 uh 30 to 33 uh 30 to 33 okay do you care about race

00:01:56.120 okay put him i won't go 35 but put him 30 to 35 okay but 29 to 34

00:02:04.220 okay uh can you make the box slightly bigger i just i'm having a hard time reading it or can you zoom

00:02:11.160 in on the page yeah there we go yes yes thank you thank you you can still see that okay make it a

00:02:18.240 little bigger no it's fine i have good eyesight i just need to book an appointment i expect

00:02:21.540 age race and height yeah so uh race do you care about race um sorry yeah i do care about race

00:02:30.260 yeah black okay now how no no prejudice to the other races but i'm i'm comfortable with black

00:02:36.840 first all right everyone has a type no i'm not shading anyone um minimum height oh i didn't used to care

00:02:44.900 about height but my boyfriend he's actually six four and i think that's like really cute um as long as

00:02:52.060 they're not shorter than me no five seven to six five seven to six six four six and then minimum income

00:03:00.060 do i want to want can he be can he be overweight um what's overweight obese like how much it's like

00:03:09.660 30 something percent body fat do you mean like he can't fit through the door obese or like um it's

00:03:16.060 fine i don't health is something that can change okay so that's okay minimum income minimum three

00:03:22.520 grand so let me put that i'm going to do the conversion for you because i don't actually

00:03:27.660 unless that's okay right you know enough yeah you want taxed off of that he's going to be earning

00:03:31.140 like 70 grand a year at least okay so after tax i don't mind okay so how how much um so three grand

00:03:39.060 that's your final answer yeah okay three thousand pounds because this isn't uh three thousand seven

00:03:47.860 hundred us dollars so that's times 12 that's 44 000 um us dollars

00:03:56.900 okay wait now so what percent of men do you think fit that criteria before we do it um at least

00:04:04.340 at least 30 percent okay

00:04:09.940 the age the age of the race is gonna bring that three percent did we do america it's similar it's

00:04:19.460 similar wow so three percent three percent yeah go go ahead your turn go ahead your turn wow put it

00:04:27.540 put in your criteria oh yeah your turn oh no okay it's okay you know age i'd say 25 to 30.

00:04:39.060 um okay uh race um oh

00:04:51.940 oh guys if you didn't hear um king forgot to exclude married

00:04:55.140 people so it's probably one point five percent um okay race did you say i'm gonna go for any race

00:05:04.020 any race okay minimum height um five seven

00:05:08.820 ex obese no exclude obese minimum income no discrimination by me by the way it's just my

00:05:19.300 preference people um it's okay i think it's okay to discriminate who you should be discrimin you should

00:05:25.220 discriminate and who you date oh i don't know because i don't want people to discriminate on me but

00:05:28.820 anyway so minimum income you should be picky with who you sleep with like come on that's true you're

00:05:35.460 straight um minimum after tax i'd say take home at least 2.5 okay that is

00:05:46.020 three thousand one 130 i can't do math so i need to calculate it times 12. okay that's 37 000. okay

00:05:55.620 that's off the tax i'm gonna go for in the this is the yeah but okay 40 is fine

00:06:04.580 what do you think what do you think i'm gonna go for 15 15 15 okay go down

00:06:09.940 um okay i know what else i want to go yeah go ahead go ahead because my age range is like higher so

00:06:23.940 um i want to go like 38. no actually i want to go 40. if it's only can you do five years or can you do

00:06:30.580 more than five years it's like 38 to 48. what about married men you're gonna go for a married man no

00:06:39.700 okay take them off take off the married men not worried about the race minimum height 511. oh

00:06:50.740 i feel you minimum income it's got to be over 100k a year

00:06:57.220 by the time you're that it's 100k in a panam pounds yeah okay so that's a hundred and like

00:07:04.260 they roughly put 120 us dollars that's roughly what percent of men i'm hoping when they get to

00:07:10.180 the age we're looking like early 20s 21 22 22 percent of men yeah girl there ain't no chance no

00:07:24.420 wow my pool is small like one percent of one percent of people in the uk are only on over 100k

00:07:30.900 wow and that's all races girls you better choose now um go ahead oh okay let's do like 18 to like 23

00:07:44.020 23 and um no married men 0.94

00:07:50.580 i should have said that in mind oh black

00:07:55.540 um six foot

00:08:00.340 um um oh no no these people respectfully

00:08:05.860 um let's do like 2k per month oh that's yeah um 2k is roughly

00:08:18.260 two like three

00:08:20.900 no i'm i need to

00:08:23.460 um

00:08:27.380 uh that's two five american so that's times 12 that's 30 000.

00:08:35.860 what's the last one all right oh i think my kids um what percent of men do you guys think that is

00:08:45.380 maybe like 10. no no you think lower five i guess five oh my god it's just like one no wow

00:08:55.780 how much money do you think young men are making more than they are what do you think like 2k is a lot

00:09:02.100 for someone yes in that age that's when you go into like uni and stuff like that you're figuring

00:09:06.740 things out do you think but like with like someone who's like just going straight into work and is

00:09:11.460 like working full time that's not that they still want yeah they won't get that this is why men are

00:09:16.980 struggling this is why i used to do recruitment and i i haven't gone to uni and i used to recruit

00:09:24.820 people that had just come out of uni and they were you're going on like 23 some companies might give

00:09:30.020 you 26 like max if you're just coming out but you can obviously make commission on that but again

00:09:35.620 that's a good six nine months if you're putting in that hard work like hours yeah did we do the

00:09:42.100 whole couch everyone's gone on the couch yeah money okay do your do your oh well then i didn't i

00:09:50.900 don't i think money is vulgar so i don't ask about it i don't talk about money but like i just

00:09:55.220 will assume based on like what we're doing and like where you're taking me yeah you have money

00:10:00.660 yeah i like i have no idea how much my boyfriend earns he just owns a business and he handles his

00:10:05.620 own finances so good job you got him here's the chart okay so how how how old uh when you were on

00:10:14.500 the market oh that's a really hard question to be asked because i have dated old i have gone old

00:10:20.980 before but like now i'm not judging you but now i'm trying to have babies so i've gone like younger

00:10:25.860 what isn't that counterintuitive i would think that's counterintuitive no i so before i was

00:10:30.100 saying a guy like who was like middle-aged and he'd like already had his kids and stuff oh here so now

00:10:34.500 i'm dating a guy like in his mid-30s because he's you know what i'm sold out um so like i don't know

00:10:40.580 it depends if i'm dating like marriage so how old are you again i'm 25. okay so 20 would you go no i

00:10:47.220 i wouldn't go younger than myself okay so 25 is the minimum 40. yeah okay i'm 26 so that's roughly

00:10:55.220 mine too um okay any race oh yeah any race height i'm not i don't really have any height restrictions

00:11:05.380 i think yeah so five foot i don't i don't i think if i fell in love with them it wouldn't bother me

00:11:12.980 so five foot you're good yeah okay put her five foot i don't think that many percentage of people 1.00

00:11:18.180 are five have you ever have you ever dated a guy shorter than you yeah i've dated someone five six

00:11:22.820 before uh wait no i'm five foot five i've dated somebody like my height okay but not shorter but

00:11:29.460 i don't meet many men shorter than me because yeah i'm just an average type woman so like a pool of men

00:11:34.340 is smaller minimum income i don't know i don't know um but i just i i just you know i've never

00:11:44.980 really talked about money i don't look at the bill when it comes like my boyfriend pays for things but

00:11:48.020 like i just don't look but then also when i was younger like i when i was 19 like my boyfriend paid

00:11:52.500 for everything and he was 18 and like he didn't have any money yeah i still paid for everything he just

00:11:58.100 took me to things within his means do you know what i mean yeah so if money's i'm just asking a

00:12:03.460 rough estimate so you're looking to marry a guy like 30k if i want to have his babies like i want 1.00

00:12:10.100 him to be able to support my children i guess i could compare my salary so that's like roughly 40 us

00:12:16.980 roughly yeah yeah

00:12:22.820 what person i'm gonna guess like 20. wow i'm gonna guess 20. it also depends on your circle though

00:12:27.700 because i don't know any men that earn less than that we go down down oh 12 i was wrong does this

00:12:34.740 surprise you guys does this surprise you no not at all women always come up with these crazy numbers 1.00

00:12:42.500 for men are they going 100 grand no they don't to be able to earn a living you don't need to be added 0.99

00:12:48.500 as much as you as you think um even to be able to support support a family i know times are getting

00:12:54.020 harder because of the cost of living but um yeah i think it's just world and this is why

00:12:58.580 better struggling societal pressure lack of communication is the men main reason why men 0.98

00:13:04.740 are deleting themselves and it's such a huge problem it's a bit of an unspoken concern because of this

JustPearlyThings - June 30, 2023

Pearl Pulls The Delusional Calculator On THEM

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