Pearl Pulls The Delusional Calculator On THEM
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about how to calculate how many percent of men make $3,000/month, the age you should be looking for in a potential partner, and how much you should charge for sex.
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oh my gosh can we pull up can we pull up the delusion calculator can we do you know what that
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is you google delusion calculator it just says what percent of men make this okay it's okay
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is that my minimum was that my maximum that's also take home so you've got to take the tax
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oh yeah i was gonna say is that after or before that's after you can put it in you can put it in
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no that's before tax no you might not be delusional i don't actually know i'm just saying
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i wanted to know i wanted to know what percent of men make that amount of money
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minimum 2.5 a month i think that's like okay let's go female delusion calculator go on okay
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there's this thing called female yeah so i mean there's a male one too but the men it's like not
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so bad usually that's nice it must have been a man who created this yeah this is female delusion
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i mean men create most things in general uh go back uh no go back i think it's an ad
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yeah that's an ad yeah um yeah there you go okay so put your put in your age are you able to put it
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so they can see your reactions like wall okay like make it small i think blessing oh there we go can
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you put in the middle a little bigger all right thank you
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okay so what age my age or partners like yeah what age could he be he needs well i don't date too high
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so i'm 30 so he needs to be 30 to 30 till 33 uh 30 to 33 uh 30 to 33 okay do you care about race
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okay put him i won't go 35 but put him 30 to 35 okay but 29 to 34
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okay uh can you make the box slightly bigger i just i'm having a hard time reading it or can you zoom
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in on the page yeah there we go yes yes thank you thank you you can still see that okay make it a
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little bigger no it's fine i have good eyesight i just need to book an appointment i expect
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age race and height yeah so uh race do you care about race um sorry yeah i do care about race
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yeah black okay now how no no prejudice to the other races but i'm i'm comfortable with black
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first all right everyone has a type no i'm not shading anyone um minimum height oh i didn't used to care
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about height but my boyfriend he's actually six four and i think that's like really cute um as long as
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they're not shorter than me no five seven to six five seven to six six four six and then minimum income
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do i want to want can he be can he be overweight um what's overweight obese like how much it's like
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30 something percent body fat do you mean like he can't fit through the door obese or like um it's
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fine i don't health is something that can change okay so that's okay minimum income minimum three
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grand so let me put that i'm going to do the conversion for you because i don't actually
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unless that's okay right you know enough yeah you want taxed off of that he's going to be earning
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like 70 grand a year at least okay so after tax i don't mind okay so how how much um so three grand
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that's your final answer yeah okay three thousand pounds because this isn't uh three thousand seven
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hundred us dollars so that's times 12 that's 44 000 um us dollars
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okay wait now so what percent of men do you think fit that criteria before we do it um at least
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the age the age of the race is gonna bring that three percent did we do america it's similar it's
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similar wow so three percent three percent yeah go go ahead your turn go ahead your turn wow put it
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put in your criteria oh yeah your turn oh no okay it's okay you know age i'd say 25 to 30.
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oh guys if you didn't hear um king forgot to exclude married
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people so it's probably one point five percent um okay race did you say i'm gonna go for any race
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ex obese no exclude obese minimum income no discrimination by me by the way it's just my
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preference people um it's okay i think it's okay to discriminate who you should be discrimin you should
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discriminate and who you date oh i don't know because i don't want people to discriminate on me but
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anyway so minimum income you should be picky with who you sleep with like come on that's true you're
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straight um minimum after tax i'd say take home at least 2.5 okay that is
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three thousand one 130 i can't do math so i need to calculate it times 12. okay that's 37 000. okay
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that's off the tax i'm gonna go for in the this is the yeah but okay 40 is fine
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what do you think what do you think i'm gonna go for 15 15 15 okay go down
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um okay i know what else i want to go yeah go ahead go ahead because my age range is like higher so
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um i want to go like 38. no actually i want to go 40. if it's only can you do five years or can you do
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more than five years it's like 38 to 48. what about married men you're gonna go for a married man no
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okay take them off take off the married men not worried about the race minimum height 511. oh
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i feel you minimum income it's got to be over 100k a year
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by the time you're that it's 100k in a panam pounds yeah okay so that's a hundred and like
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they roughly put 120 us dollars that's roughly what percent of men i'm hoping when they get to
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the age we're looking like early 20s 21 22 22 percent of men yeah girl there ain't no chance no
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wow my pool is small like one percent of one percent of people in the uk are only on over 100k
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wow and that's all races girls you better choose now um go ahead oh okay let's do like 18 to like 23
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um let's do like 2k per month oh that's yeah um 2k is roughly
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uh that's two five american so that's times 12 that's 30 000.
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what's the last one all right oh i think my kids um what percent of men do you guys think that is
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maybe like 10. no no you think lower five i guess five oh my god it's just like one no wow
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how much money do you think young men are making more than they are what do you think like 2k is a lot
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for someone yes in that age that's when you go into like uni and stuff like that you're figuring
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things out do you think but like with like someone who's like just going straight into work and is
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like working full time that's not that they still want yeah they won't get that this is why men are
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struggling this is why i used to do recruitment and i i haven't gone to uni and i used to recruit
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people that had just come out of uni and they were you're going on like 23 some companies might give
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you 26 like max if you're just coming out but you can obviously make commission on that but again
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that's a good six nine months if you're putting in that hard work like hours yeah did we do the
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whole couch everyone's gone on the couch yeah money okay do your do your oh well then i didn't i
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don't i think money is vulgar so i don't ask about it i don't talk about money but like i just
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will assume based on like what we're doing and like where you're taking me yeah you have money
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yeah i like i have no idea how much my boyfriend earns he just owns a business and he handles his
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own finances so good job you got him here's the chart okay so how how how old uh when you were on
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the market oh that's a really hard question to be asked because i have dated old i have gone old
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before but like now i'm not judging you but now i'm trying to have babies so i've gone like younger
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what isn't that counterintuitive i would think that's counterintuitive no i so before i was
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saying a guy like who was like middle-aged and he'd like already had his kids and stuff oh here so now
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i'm dating a guy like in his mid-30s because he's you know what i'm sold out um so like i don't know
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it depends if i'm dating like marriage so how old are you again i'm 25. okay so 20 would you go no i
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i wouldn't go younger than myself okay so 25 is the minimum 40. yeah okay i'm 26 so that's roughly
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mine too um okay any race oh yeah any race height i'm not i don't really have any height restrictions
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i think yeah so five foot i don't i don't i think if i fell in love with them it wouldn't bother me
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so five foot you're good yeah okay put her five foot i don't think that many percentage of people
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are five have you ever have you ever dated a guy shorter than you yeah i've dated someone five six
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before uh wait no i'm five foot five i've dated somebody like my height okay but not shorter but
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i don't meet many men shorter than me because yeah i'm just an average type woman so like a pool of men
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is smaller minimum income i don't know i don't know um but i just i i just you know i've never
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really talked about money i don't look at the bill when it comes like my boyfriend pays for things but
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like i just don't look but then also when i was younger like i when i was 19 like my boyfriend paid
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for everything and he was 18 and like he didn't have any money yeah i still paid for everything he just
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took me to things within his means do you know what i mean yeah so if money's i'm just asking a
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rough estimate so you're looking to marry a guy like 30k if i want to have his babies like i want
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him to be able to support my children i guess i could compare my salary so that's like roughly 40 us
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what person i'm gonna guess like 20. wow i'm gonna guess 20. it also depends on your circle though
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because i don't know any men that earn less than that we go down down oh 12 i was wrong does this
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surprise you guys does this surprise you no not at all women always come up with these crazy numbers
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for men are they going 100 grand no they don't to be able to earn a living you don't need to be added
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as much as you as you think um even to be able to support support a family i know times are getting
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harder because of the cost of living but um yeah i think it's just world and this is why
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better struggling societal pressure lack of communication is the men main reason why men
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are deleting themselves and it's such a huge problem it's a bit of an unspoken concern because of this