JustPearlyThings - November 09, 2023


Pearl's Tweet Triggered Twitter


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Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

158.69974

Word count

1,297

Sentence count

135

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

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Toxicity

5

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Hate speech

11

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You can't be that hot at 35, but you can be hot at 22, right? What does that mean and why is it such an insult to not be hot when you're in your thirties?

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00:00:00.000 I tweeted, you can't be that hot at 35. Don't shoot the messenger. I picked 35. I was actually
00:00:07.980 going to do 26. And, um, I was like, you know, I'm going to do 35 just for shits and giggles. 0.98
00:00:15.640 Now notice my verbiage. What did I say? I said that hot. Now, when you think of that, that hot, 0.98
00:00:24.540 okay. You think when I, when I think of someone who like that chick is like hot. Did I say that 0.82
00:00:31.920 you were ugly at 35? No. Did I say that you were, you could, did I say you couldn't be cute at 35? 0.99
00:00:40.940 No. But when I think of that hot, I think of maybe top 10% of beauty. I don't think that any woman is 1.00
00:00:50.440 a nine at 35. I'll give you an example. Margot Robbie. She was stunning. Everyone was blown
00:00:57.840 away by that woman being a bomb, bombshell smoke show. That was the woman of the year. Now she's 0.99
00:01:03.840 in her thirties. Is she still beautiful? I would say, yeah. Is she still pretty? I would say, yeah,
00:01:11.340 but is she still top 10, 20% of beauty? I would argue, no, I would argue, no, don't shoot the 0.97
00:01:19.000 messenger. And why is it such an insult to not be that hot? And I, I kind of have this running joke
00:01:28.260 going on my Twitter where I say, guys, these chicks are Margot Robbie. And they're these average 1.00
00:01:33.400 college chicks that you can really go find on every college campus, really in any club. 1.00
00:01:38.220 And you find chicks hotter. Sorry, guys. Sorry, don't shoot the messenger. Hotter than Margot Robbie. So
00:01:44.220 by 35, ladies, okay, don't, don't shoot the messenger. Don't come for Pearl. 1.00
00:01:54.980 It is unlikely unless your character is outstanding, which let's be honest, what percent of us were
00:02:04.360 really raised to be wives like that? Okay. At 35 that you're going to outcompete a 22 year old, 1.00
00:02:12.260 it, I don't, it can happen, but I don't sell dreams. I do not. All these other women that I'm 1.00
00:02:20.760 going to show you right now, we're about to sell you dreams. So Michelle is being hot. One of the 1.00
00:02:25.600 main factors men consider when trying to find a mate for life. Yeah. I mean, like got ladies, 0.99
00:02:34.120 you can't get in the door if you're not hot enough. No men. I don't care how good your character is. 0.96
00:02:39.300 All right. You know, are, are there things you can do to improve? Yes. Are there ways that you can
00:02:46.580 compete when it's not just looks? Yeah. What? Do you need to be hot to get in the door or at least
00:02:55.000 pretty? Yeah. Now we have the simps that come in. Dadon says you're 26 and single. Oh. And the funny
00:03:06.040 thing is they always go personal. And my question is now think about this guys. Why would they react
00:03:13.320 like this if something I said wasn't true? You know, um, people say things about me all the time.
00:03:22.200 And if they said, Pearl, you're a dinosaur, I'm not going to get mad or, or whatever. Like you're,
00:03:29.800 you're, you're, you're this, that like people only have a visceral reaction of something hit. Okay.
00:03:36.920 This chick says I'll be 35 and four months and I'm hotter than you. Now, mind you, this is the 1.00
00:03:42.840 generation of wives and mothers. Imagine, imagine like these are guys, these are the women we have
00:03:50.600 to learn from. These are the wives in sheep's clothing where we think that they're, oh, they're 1.00
00:03:56.200 dressed like a wife. They look like a wife. Therefore we can learn from them. But they're 1.00
00:04:02.280 trying to compete with a 26 year old. Just saying that women aren't that hot at 35. That's like water 1.00
00:04:10.200 is wet. The sky is blue. I could say 40 if you guys wanted. Um, I mean, come on at some point,
00:04:18.520 wives and mothers are supposed to take their ego away from their looks. It's supposed to be about 1.00
00:04:24.040 character after a certain age. Um, this girl summer says I'm 42. You would be surprised young lady. 0.99
00:04:31.880 Imagine being so upset that a chick says women aren't that hot. I didn't say ugly at 35. I didn't 0.98
00:04:39.400 say unattractive. I said that hot. I mean, hot, sexy. That's really meant for the young chick. Sorry, 1.00
00:04:48.200 guys. Sorry. Sorry. And, um, okay. Then they'll always bring up JLo, but like, bitch, are you JLo? 1.00
00:04:56.120 Really? Okay. JLo was like a 9.5 in her peak. Now she's what? A 7.5. Yeah. I mean, she's hot. All right. 1.00
00:05:07.560 But is she that hot? Is she hotter than the 22 year olds? No. Sorry guys. No. Here's the simp 0.98
00:05:17.400 allowing his wife to live in delusion. My Belarusian wife is 44 and is still smoking hot. 0.99
00:05:24.920 To you, but probably not to the world. Sorry. 44 is pretty old. That's like half a century.
00:05:30.120 Like this idea. We keep selling women on this idea that they're younger than they are and hotter than 1.00
00:05:34.680 they are. Stop it. Stop the pandering. Stop the simping. I am tired of seeing it. This is a wife 0.69
00:05:42.280 and a mother. I'm assuming. I don't actually know, but I'm 33. Yes. I'll magically turn into an ogre in
00:05:48.120 a few years. One, um, can you guys stop editing these pictures? I mean, like, it's like, if you were
00:05:57.800 so hot, why do you have a face of makeup on? Now don't get me wrong. Good body or I just, I feel like
00:06:02.520 I've been, um, violated by you showing me this like nudity. And I mean, like, please put it away.
00:06:09.560 It's like, it's like by 33, you're supposed to put it away. Why are you doing this to me?
00:06:15.560 You know, um, are there exceptions to the rule? Sure. But the rule is the rule. And the truth of
00:06:21.480 the matter is the average 22 year old is going to beat you out. Don't shoot the messenger. Don't
00:06:26.680 shoot the messenger because again, by 35, um, you're not really going to give a guy kids.
00:06:32.120 Um, you're probably going to have a couple of wrinkles.
00:06:38.600 I mean, by 35, uh, he knows you're not a virgin. You can't even fake it anymore.
00:06:44.840 I mean, you don't have purity youth. Are there women that are exceptions? Sure. But the average 1.00
00:06:51.320 22 year old is still going to beat him out. Don't shoot the messenger. Please stop sending me pictures
00:06:58.440 of yourself. It's embarrassing for you. This is embarrassing ladies. Um, if I say women aren't that 1.00
00:07:04.920 hot at 35 and your gut reaction is to send me a selfie or a half nude picture, it is time to do
00:07:12.680 some reflection and think maybe I should improve my character. So all of my ego is not invested in my
00:07:19.880 looks to the point that I have to prove Pearl wrong by sending selfies. Please go focus on your
00:07:28.120 children or something else. Don't shoot the messenger for telling you what simps will not.
00:07:35.800 Anyways, guys, um, let me know what you want me to cover tomorrow on Pearl daily.
00:07:40.120 I'm going to build some archetypes of wives. So I want to find famous women in their twenties, 1.00
00:07:45.800 thirties, forties, fifties, sixties to kind of show the lifespan of some of these wives. If you guys
00:07:51.160 catch the wavelength. So let me know what your favorite archetype is going to be and put it in the
00:07:55.560 comments and let me know what celebrity you think of when you think of the controlling wife, 1.00
00:08:01.400 uh, when you think of the controlling wife, the nagging wife, et cetera, et cetera. Okay, 0.61
00:08:06.360 guys like the video on your way out, subscribe to the channel. I'll talk to you next time.