JustPearlyThings - November 09, 2023


Pearl's Tweet Triggered Twitter


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

158.69974

Word Count

1,297

Sentence Count

135

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I tweeted, you can't be that hot at 35. Don't shoot the messenger. I picked 35. I was actually
00:00:07.980 going to do 26. And, um, I was like, you know, I'm going to do 35 just for shits and giggles.
00:00:15.640 Now notice my verbiage. What did I say? I said that hot. Now, when you think of that, that hot,
00:00:24.540 okay. You think when I, when I think of someone who like that chick is like hot. Did I say that
00:00:31.920 you were ugly at 35? No. Did I say that you were, you could, did I say you couldn't be cute at 35?
00:00:40.940 No. But when I think of that hot, I think of maybe top 10% of beauty. I don't think that any woman is
00:00:50.440 a nine at 35. I'll give you an example. Margot Robbie. She was stunning. Everyone was blown
00:00:57.840 away by that woman being a bomb, bombshell smoke show. That was the woman of the year. Now she's
00:01:03.840 in her thirties. Is she still beautiful? I would say, yeah. Is she still pretty? I would say, yeah,
00:01:11.340 but is she still top 10, 20% of beauty? I would argue, no, I would argue, no, don't shoot the
00:01:19.000 messenger. And why is it such an insult to not be that hot? And I, I kind of have this running joke
00:01:28.260 going on my Twitter where I say, guys, these chicks are Margot Robbie. And they're these average
00:01:33.400 college chicks that you can really go find on every college campus, really in any club.
00:01:38.220 And you find chicks hotter. Sorry, guys. Sorry, don't shoot the messenger. Hotter than Margot Robbie. So
00:01:44.220 by 35, ladies, okay, don't, don't shoot the messenger. Don't come for Pearl.
00:01:54.980 It is unlikely unless your character is outstanding, which let's be honest, what percent of us were
00:02:04.360 really raised to be wives like that? Okay. At 35 that you're going to outcompete a 22 year old,
00:02:12.260 it, I don't, it can happen, but I don't sell dreams. I do not. All these other women that I'm
00:02:20.760 going to show you right now, we're about to sell you dreams. So Michelle is being hot. One of the
00:02:25.600 main factors men consider when trying to find a mate for life. Yeah. I mean, like got ladies,
00:02:34.120 you can't get in the door if you're not hot enough. No men. I don't care how good your character is.
00:02:39.300 All right. You know, are, are there things you can do to improve? Yes. Are there ways that you can
00:02:46.580 compete when it's not just looks? Yeah. What? Do you need to be hot to get in the door or at least
00:02:55.000 pretty? Yeah. Now we have the simps that come in. Dadon says you're 26 and single. Oh. And the funny
00:03:06.040 thing is they always go personal. And my question is now think about this guys. Why would they react
00:03:13.320 like this if something I said wasn't true? You know, um, people say things about me all the time.
00:03:22.200 And if they said, Pearl, you're a dinosaur, I'm not going to get mad or, or whatever. Like you're,
00:03:29.800 you're, you're, you're this, that like people only have a visceral reaction of something hit. Okay.
00:03:36.920 This chick says I'll be 35 and four months and I'm hotter than you. Now, mind you, this is the
00:03:42.840 generation of wives and mothers. Imagine, imagine like these are guys, these are the women we have
00:03:50.600 to learn from. These are the wives in sheep's clothing where we think that they're, oh, they're
00:03:56.200 dressed like a wife. They look like a wife. Therefore we can learn from them. But they're
00:04:02.280 trying to compete with a 26 year old. Just saying that women aren't that hot at 35. That's like water
00:04:10.200 is wet. The sky is blue. I could say 40 if you guys wanted. Um, I mean, come on at some point,
00:04:18.520 wives and mothers are supposed to take their ego away from their looks. It's supposed to be about
00:04:24.040 character after a certain age. Um, this girl summer says I'm 42. You would be surprised young lady.
00:04:31.880 Imagine being so upset that a chick says women aren't that hot. I didn't say ugly at 35. I didn't
00:04:39.400 say unattractive. I said that hot. I mean, hot, sexy. That's really meant for the young chick. Sorry,
00:04:48.200 guys. Sorry. Sorry. And, um, okay. Then they'll always bring up JLo, but like, bitch, are you JLo?
00:04:56.120 Really? Okay. JLo was like a 9.5 in her peak. Now she's what? A 7.5. Yeah. I mean, she's hot. All right.
00:05:07.560 But is she that hot? Is she hotter than the 22 year olds? No. Sorry guys. No. Here's the simp
00:05:17.400 allowing his wife to live in delusion. My Belarusian wife is 44 and is still smoking hot.
00:05:24.920 To you, but probably not to the world. Sorry. 44 is pretty old. That's like half a century.
00:05:30.120 Like this idea. We keep selling women on this idea that they're younger than they are and hotter than
00:05:34.680 they are. Stop it. Stop the pandering. Stop the simping. I am tired of seeing it. This is a wife
00:05:42.280 and a mother. I'm assuming. I don't actually know, but I'm 33. Yes. I'll magically turn into an ogre in
00:05:48.120 a few years. One, um, can you guys stop editing these pictures? I mean, like, it's like, if you were
00:05:57.800 so hot, why do you have a face of makeup on? Now don't get me wrong. Good body or I just, I feel like
00:06:02.520 I've been, um, violated by you showing me this like nudity. And I mean, like, please put it away.
00:06:09.560 It's like, it's like by 33, you're supposed to put it away. Why are you doing this to me?
00:06:15.560 You know, um, are there exceptions to the rule? Sure. But the rule is the rule. And the truth of
00:06:21.480 the matter is the average 22 year old is going to beat you out. Don't shoot the messenger. Don't
00:06:26.680 shoot the messenger because again, by 35, um, you're not really going to give a guy kids.
00:06:32.120 Um, you're probably going to have a couple of wrinkles.
00:06:38.600 I mean, by 35, uh, he knows you're not a virgin. You can't even fake it anymore.
00:06:44.840 I mean, you don't have purity youth. Are there women that are exceptions? Sure. But the average
00:06:51.320 22 year old is still going to beat him out. Don't shoot the messenger. Please stop sending me pictures
00:06:58.440 of yourself. It's embarrassing for you. This is embarrassing ladies. Um, if I say women aren't that
00:07:04.920 hot at 35 and your gut reaction is to send me a selfie or a half nude picture, it is time to do
00:07:12.680 some reflection and think maybe I should improve my character. So all of my ego is not invested in my
00:07:19.880 looks to the point that I have to prove Pearl wrong by sending selfies. Please go focus on your
00:07:28.120 children or something else. Don't shoot the messenger for telling you what simps will not.
00:07:35.800 Anyways, guys, um, let me know what you want me to cover tomorrow on Pearl daily.
00:07:40.120 I'm going to build some archetypes of wives. So I want to find famous women in their twenties,
00:07:45.800 thirties, forties, fifties, sixties to kind of show the lifespan of some of these wives. If you guys
00:07:51.160 catch the wavelength. So let me know what your favorite archetype is going to be and put it in the
00:07:55.560 comments and let me know what celebrity you think of when you think of the controlling wife,
00:08:01.400 uh, when you think of the controlling wife, the nagging wife, et cetera, et cetera. Okay,
00:08:06.360 guys like the video on your way out, subscribe to the channel. I'll talk to you next time.