JustPearlyThings - August 28, 2023


Pearl Spills The Beans On Real Women


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

185.87852

Word Count

1,827

Sentence Count

186

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I was thinking about modern society and just how in modern society we really, we have this
00:00:07.440 term a real man. And so I was thinking, what is a real woman? All right. And I saw this thing on
00:00:14.500 Twitter and I want to see if you guys agree or you disagree. All right. So it says, what is a
00:00:20.660 real woman? Bring it up. A virgin, a married wife and mother, a widow, a nun, everything else is
00:00:28.640 either a man, a child or a whore. Wow. Yeah. So no, I'm not, I'm not trying to shoot. I just,
00:00:38.700 I saw it. All right. And so, so then this guy, he came up with some more stuff and I just thought,
00:00:44.180 I thought it was hilarious. So he added, so if you're married, you have to have sex with your
00:00:50.120 husband at least once a week, right? No killing pre-born kids. Yeah. No abortions. Shave your
00:00:57.720 armpits. Cause you know, we got the trend of the women that are like no shaving. We're like,
00:01:02.500 we're not, that's not a real woman. Right. Um, an adult female, um, you, you can actually stand
00:01:08.880 living with, so doesn't make everyone's life hell around her. Whereas heels won't try to use the
00:01:15.180 court system to extract your balls through your wallet.
00:01:18.640 This is very specific. No, no, no. Adam's apple, um, two X chromosomes. Nice legs is a plus. All
00:01:29.060 right. Automatic disqualification. If she believes in the wage gap, um, she has to have boobs, um,
00:01:40.340 won't steal your children from you for unjust reasons. All right, wait, go back up. I want to
00:01:45.500 read the top. Um, it helps if she doesn't try to steal your house. Wow. Um, so I just want to see
00:01:53.820 as a group, do we, what do we agree with? What do we disagree with? Anyone can talk anyone, you know,
00:01:59.700 I mean, go ahead after two X chromosomes. I think that's the one I'm like, yeah, nothing else you
00:02:07.820 agree with is a real, cause we have a real man, right? Like a real man takes care of his woman,
00:02:13.500 a real man, you know, um, protects his woman, you know, like if, uh, if, you know, Kit was with,
00:02:20.200 with his girlfriend, right. And then some other guy tries to like beat her up and he does nothing.
00:02:25.540 That would not be a real man. Right. But those are personality traits. Like right now, I'm just
00:02:30.360 probably listening more physical, mostly physical. Well, I mean, it's what men look for and what women
00:02:36.480 look for. Right. That's true. A little bit. I just don't really understand the widow. What's that all
00:02:41.720 about? Is it like, Oh, you can't remarry. Is that what he's trying to say? No, no. He's saying
00:02:47.320 that like, um, if you're not a virgin, a married wife and mother, a widow or a nun, then you're a
00:02:54.080 man, a child or a whore. But he's saying like, if a widow is like, like, it wouldn't really be nice
00:02:59.380 to put the, the widow in the whore category. So that like, that wouldn't really, that's
00:03:04.600 not her fault. That's not her fault. So essentially it's like a woman could be those four things
00:03:08.900 and outside of that. Yeah. And how about single women? No, no. If you're not a virgin, you
00:03:13.080 could be a virgin single woman. The house swings wild. Well, yeah, I mean, a lot of women do
00:03:22.220 that. I know that, but I'm saying how he said it, like, isn't that just like an automatic
00:03:25.640 red flag? If she does try and steal your house. Well, yeah, but you don't know that going in.
00:03:29.460 At that point, you're already screwed. Yeah. I just want to know if we, would you say we mostly
00:03:35.500 agree with this or you mostly disagree? Absolutely not. Okay. What do you, what do you disagree
00:03:40.460 with? I'm going to, I'll let her go and then you can go. I just feel like it's just crazy. I just
00:03:45.440 find it crazy. I'm just reading these things. I'm just like, um, you're clearly triggered. Like
00:03:51.180 someone's definitely hurt you. Well, what's he triggered about? Like boobs, for example,
00:03:57.120 like not every man, for example, wants a woman that has boobs. Well, he didn't say big boobs.
00:04:04.720 True. He just wants big. I mean, they're cutting them off nowadays. So he's trying to clarify,
00:04:12.560 right? Because we have like, what is a woman? What is a man? So he's just getting real specific.
00:04:17.260 Hmm. So that's, that's okay. Right? Boobs. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. As long as he didn't qualify
00:04:23.200 the size, right? Yeah. I mean, I guess, but what else do you disagree with? I don't like the kill
00:04:28.940 pre-born children. Okay. She can't. A real woman gets abortion. Hmm. I don't, I feel like it's a
00:04:35.440 choice. I feel like it shouldn't define if a woman is real or not. Okay. So if a woman has 10 abortions,
00:04:42.040 does that make her higher quality or lower quality? Okay. See, there's one or two. And then
00:04:47.160 there's 10, I need to know context. Like why? Okay. Well, I mean, two, I mean, you didn't learn
00:04:51.960 from the first one. I mean, that's not me. Do you know what I mean? I'm just. Well, I'm just
00:04:57.080 thinking. So like when we hear real man, that's like the highest quality of man. That's what I think
00:05:01.800 of like the real man or like the men that we want. So what is the real women, like the women that men
00:05:07.200 desire not get abortions in general? I mean, why is she getting an abortion? Well, cause she doesn't want
00:05:12.980 to have the kid. I'd assume. But what if the man like, you know, um, would want her to get an
00:05:21.460 abortion if she's not his main chick. I'm not talking about the men though. We're talking about
00:05:26.640 the way. And this is a funny phenomenon. I see whenever I ask about what's a real woman,
00:05:30.680 we got to bring it on the men. Cause when I think of like the highest quality of woman,
00:05:36.840 you know, like women that I really look up to, it doesn't like, she just would never get an
00:05:40.940 abortion. Like that's just never like when I, when I personally, maybe you have a different
00:05:45.480 real woman, right? It's crazy. Cause at first I seen it and I was kind of like, that's a bit
00:05:52.000 harsh, but then I thought, is it though? Because when people are judging men, they are very specific
00:05:57.220 in what they want. So it's like, it's a similar thing, really certain height, certain amount
00:06:02.080 of money, et cetera, et cetera. But when it's done everywhere around, for some reason, it's
00:06:06.240 like a negative, negative. And when you think about it, every woman is born a thin virgin.
00:06:16.860 Not every guy is born tall, successful, strong, like no, but every woman starts off on the list.
00:06:28.300 Maybe she's a bit tall. Maybe, you know, chubby babies. Well, you know, I get, sorry,
00:06:35.140 every woman has the option to eat less. True. I mean, but not every guy has the option to be
00:06:41.360 six foot five. Unless he gets some sort of surgery. Well, yeah, I mean, we could get BBLs
00:06:49.080 and like come to the same thing. Oh, but men are getting height surgery. It's a thing now.
00:06:53.480 But do we, when we look at that, are we like, that's a real man? No. Sorry, I said that
00:07:00.240 really badly. But it's okay. What else do you disagree with? You? Oh, it's me. See, before
00:07:08.200 I say what I disagree with, I just want to say, I kind of understand what this man is trying
00:07:13.460 to get at. He's being, he's being very stereotypical, basically. He's, because not every girl likes
00:07:21.100 to wear heels. Like I'm very tall. I cannot stand wearing heels. So if a man was to tell
00:07:25.880 me, look, I want you to wear heels, I'd be like, bye. But I'm still very feminine. So
00:07:30.800 just because I don't wear heels, you know, it doesn't mean I'm not feminine.
00:07:33.600 You still dress nice. Yeah. You know, you've been on like, yeah. So that's what I mean.
00:07:37.880 He's being very like, you know, stereotypical there. But the shave's armpits, I just feel
00:07:43.740 like, could that be the bare minimum? Could we offer that? Yeah. But I also feel like what's
00:07:51.200 wrong if she, if she just decided that like, maybe she didn't want to shave that day or that
00:07:56.080 week or, you know, I mean, I think it's like, you know, I think maybe he'll give her a pass
00:08:01.820 if it's a day, but if it's a regular thing, like if it's a regular problem. Would you wear
00:08:06.380 heels if you were shorter? That's a really good question. Because you're not wearing heels because
00:08:11.620 of a reason. Yeah. Would you wear them if you're shorter? Probably. I think so. Yeah.
00:08:16.180 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I would. But again, I like to be comfortable and I can't really
00:08:22.200 walk in heels that much. So yeah, like I actually, and when I do walk in them, I don't look that
00:08:28.660 attractive. I was literally going to say that. It's not a good look. I don't think he would
00:08:32.760 fancy me if he saw me walking in heels. So yeah, but I kind of understand what he's saying,
00:08:37.080 but I don't agree with, with just like, for example, the armpit, shave the armpit.
00:08:41.260 It's this idea that women have to be hairless, completely hairless, but it's like,
00:08:46.640 so what if men dress homeless? You know, what if they, they just wear, does a real man never
00:08:53.960 like shave his, you know, face, never trim his beard? That's a good point. Never.
00:08:59.420 Y'all don't have to shave your face. Yeah.
00:09:01.400 You don't have to worry about that. Yeah, but like, it's not like the same maintenance as a guy.
00:09:06.000 Right. Like if a guy's doing it two, three times a week.
00:09:08.040 Maybe they have PCOS and they, there's women with like beards and stuff.
00:09:11.880 Right. But that's a rare exception.
00:09:13.260 Well, they can have beards then, but everybody else.
00:09:17.440 No, I still think she should shave it. Yeah.
00:09:19.760 Yeah, because can't she just regularly be shaving?
00:09:21.380 I mean, like you can keep, I just.
00:09:23.520 What if you get laser? Then it's done.
00:09:25.020 Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:25.660 Yeah.
00:09:26.400 But what if it's not black, like black hair, like dark hair?
00:09:29.180 Because laser doesn't really work on really light hair.
00:09:31.580 Well, let's, let's try to avoid the exception.
00:09:34.300 Let's talk about the rule.
00:09:35.860 Like as a rule, can we say we should shave our armpits as real women?
00:09:40.960 I think let's get rid of high heels. All right.
00:09:43.340 All right.
00:09:43.820 Let's get rid of that one.
00:09:44.600 Yeah, we should be able to wear flip flops.
00:09:48.220 Real women wear flip flops.