JustPearlyThings - July 17, 2023


Rating FEMALE CELEBRITIES Out Of 10


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

121.84675

Word Count

1,887

Sentence Count

4

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

In this episode, we discuss how to rate a woman on a scale of 1-10, and how to rank a woman based on her physical appearance. We also discuss the difference between a hot and not hot woman, and whether or not it's down to preference.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 what's an example first thing that comes into your head head don't say margot robbie of a 10.
00:00:08.240 you're asking the let's everybody everybody okay
00:00:15.120 male or female female we'll do male next we'll do male next
00:00:21.840 jessica alba tens don't exist
00:00:24.000 jessica alba is it adriana lima lena victoria's the victoria's secret model what's her name
00:00:33.440 adriana lima lena i'm not sure i think oh she's beautiful which one is um she's been
00:00:41.040 she's been a yeah yeah she's been a victoria's secret model for years i'm not sure i think
00:00:45.360 victoria what should i say the surname i can't say yeah yeah i'll say louie harvey oh that's a good
00:00:53.120 one she's beautiful lori harvey and king if you can during some of these can you pull up pictures
00:01:03.440 of them on the screen um who else are we speaking like purely aesthetic yeah just looks okay um
00:01:16.080 i can't even think no i feel like i've been putting the pressure
00:01:18.560 i'd have to agree with dimitri jessica alba is a good example jessica alba okay what about a five
00:01:32.240 it'd be good if we could see some examples
00:01:36.000 um sarah jessica parker maybe oh that's a good one sarah
00:01:41.520 um put put sarah jessica parker on the screen and see if they think she's a a five
00:01:53.600 go go a few years back what would you what would you rate her one to ten
00:01:59.440 um don't think that's doing her any justice
00:02:05.680 go back go back like 15 years come on
00:02:11.520 i remember i feel like in her heyday she was definitely she was on a five
00:02:28.960 no she was she was well above a five in her heyday yeah yeah
00:02:31.440 she's a six i mean look this is relative right like you could say she's a sucks but like you go
00:02:41.280 on the street i've been i've been in london for two days right she would literally be the most
00:02:44.320 beautiful woman in london like today she'd be in the top two percent of the city like like it's just
00:02:48.800 what it is right all right we're gonna do all right raise your hand if you think she's a four
00:02:54.960 oh no no no that's kidding raise your hand if you think she's a five
00:02:58.160 five five five i would say five sorry what what age are we ranking her at let's do put her put her
00:03:07.760 at like i don't know 35 you don't want to put her in her prime and see what i mean we could do prime
00:03:13.680 i don't know here just pick a picture king
00:03:35.040 what would you put her at in the middle
00:03:36.400 seven six seven yeah okay so we'll do we'll do the middle pictures six six okay
00:03:47.200 what is she oh you want me to say yeah what do you rate her one can we pull up a picture of her
00:04:08.880 what do you rate her you rate her you rate her you rate her you rate her you rate her you rate her
00:04:26.240 giving her uh i feel like she's a solid eight i was going to say seven and a half yeah
00:04:32.000 all right all right who thinks she's a seven raise your hand who thinks she's an eight eight okay
00:04:40.560 let's go ahead and throw megan fox there's a ton i was just thinking her yeah yeah
00:04:46.640 marco
00:04:54.880 demitri has all the references from 10 years ago
00:04:59.120 um okay okay lizzo
00:05:06.480 10. sorry on which scale lizzo lizzo has got to be on this half i think about 320 if last time i checked
00:05:16.000 lizzo one to ten zero zero three three all right who thinks who thinks she's a one lizzo
00:05:25.440 is that the lowest yeah one who thinks she's i'm gonna be respectful and give her like a solid two
00:05:33.920 all right who thinks she's a two or three two or three three who thinks she's a three
00:05:40.800 maybe i might be too generous too generous that's a three then what's the one
00:05:44.960 but again it but again it's preference it's preference it's not the preference because
00:05:50.400 i'm more judge of personality yeah exactly what there was none of this when we were doing the hot
00:05:57.440 why does this switch when they're not hot no i i personally believe it's down to preference because
00:06:03.440 she's a fluffy female and i do believe that she's still beautiful but she's not my personal preference
00:06:08.960 yeah so i'm asking you what you would rate her i'm not asking the world yeah me personally i would
00:06:13.680 put it down as like a two three all right three all right all right who says two who says three
00:06:21.360 who says one all right okay i guess one i think it's the most
00:06:28.480 i think the word the word you're looking for the word you're looking for is planet
00:06:31.840 all right lizzo's one all right um what what would rosie o'donald be similar to a one yeah
00:06:44.080 rosie who's rosie i don't know yeah you want to show a picture you don't want to go there oh yeah
00:06:50.400 i remember julia i love it julia robert yeah
00:07:01.680 let's see if they gave me anyone in the chat sometimes they'll do that
00:07:07.600 all right guys if you have any girls in the chat you want everybody to rate
00:07:11.360 um someone put jody comer does anyone know who that is no they're just trolling their friend's mom
00:07:20.080 rosie o'donald one one is lizzo hotter than rosie i mean she's probably hotter like physically
00:07:28.800 in terms of like she just needs a lot of air conditioning in the room but all right rosie
00:07:32.960 o'donnell oh what about jenna collins oh that's a good one i've put up jenna collins
00:07:41.360 j j j j j j j j j j j what would she be
00:07:58.640 all right who thinks who thinks of four
00:08:07.200 three yeah not knowing her a three a three see i would say lizzo ranked higher than her yeah i love
00:08:15.600 jemma i love i think she's brilliant but yeah i think it largely depends on how how much are you
00:08:23.600 weighing the the fat factor because if you're purely like it's how do scientific you want to get
00:08:29.200 with the facial aesthetic look here i'm asking i'm asking you it's not the what everyone else thinks
00:08:34.320 it's what you think like you would rate her one to ten i'd give her a three i'd give her a three
00:08:40.400 well i i personally if we're going to give her a three i'm saying lizzo has to get a four
00:08:45.040 oh you think lizzo's more attractive yeah oh actually without the makeup oh wow she looks
00:08:50.240 different you see the black top um okay i would say three for this chick i would have gave lizzo like
00:08:58.640 two um what do you think one to one to five this one yeah this i mean like she's a one but she kind
00:09:05.360 of has that american pie milf point so i'd give her two two all right what do you say one one
00:09:11.040 yes it has to be a two two what do you say probably one one one one what about what about
00:09:21.600 you two two one all right what was her name again jemma collins
00:09:32.320 i just want to thank you pearl you know spending a lot of time around corporate we just never get
00:09:35.680 to do this at work look at it what about rihanna oh nine damn nine she i think she's like eight to
00:09:50.720 go to this is she really oh my okay we'll do we'll do maya first just because she's on the screen okay
00:10:01.520 um i give her a eight again i feel like she's a solid nine yeah i'd say about nine nine she's got a nice
00:10:12.640 body as well yeah yeah
00:10:17.600 beyonce ten ten ten ten what are you kidding me see this one now is a bit again taboo i think
00:10:26.960 i think beyonce is an eight go go to like go to like go to like her and like austin powers three
00:10:32.800 age like when she's like prime
00:10:38.240 beyonce has always been beautiful let's keep it real but i don't know if she's a she's a 10.
00:10:42.560 i feel like she's what about dodgy cat wait we'll do her next but we'll do be okay beyonce raise
00:10:50.000 your hand if you think she's an eight we're going with current yeah current yeah eight eight nine
00:10:56.960 i'm like eight and a half yeah nine ten okay i think the average would be nine so
00:11:08.880 it's a nine doja cat
00:11:14.960 it's getting tricky
00:11:20.400 again it's an acquired taste i'm asking you what your taste is
00:11:24.640 it's not other people she has too many different faces to be honest with you i don't even know what
00:11:30.160 i want to even rate her on like she she's she's a great creative but i i don't i don't even know
00:11:37.520 okay yeah like there's not one face there that could say it's the same person like it's mad
00:11:43.040 what do you guys think six to seven yep seven seven which is dope yeah seven
00:11:50.640 we need a five what about scissor is that how you pronounce the name scissor yeah yeah
00:11:59.840 s said a what the real one or the plastic one
00:12:04.800 the plastic one
00:12:20.400 she's in the five range i mean this is the real one
00:12:22.560 yeah let's see the plastic one the plastic one what about chloe kardashian
00:12:33.760 we'll do her next but this one this girl first scissor scissor the new scissor i would rate her
00:12:41.120 a nine hold on hold on so she's done work yeah so that was her before with the curly hair
00:12:48.000 where the crest is on let's see her currently now
00:12:59.360 man why she go and do it
00:13:04.560 okay this picture one to ten
00:13:06.560 i give her like a i give her like a six i'm i'm at seven seven yeah seven seven i'm a five five
00:13:18.720 seven seven this picture yeah seven seven probably like like five like she looks like
00:13:25.840 something i've seen a bit of a bad dream
00:13:29.040 that sounds really horrible but uh yeah she looks quite evil i'm gonna do
00:13:32.480 a two six it's like an average um okay chloe kardashian now or before
00:13:42.240 now now chloe kardashian now we have to bring a picture of her
00:13:47.280 i'd say probably like seven seven seven six oh i don't know about that first one
00:13:53.600 i don't know oh is that is oh yeah
00:14:02.320 are all of them her yeah what
00:14:07.440 i think she actually looks good now but i i can't get with the work man
00:14:20.400 i do six what would you guys do yeah we cannot find a five i'll give her a five
00:14:29.360 what about dale oh that's a good one adele adele with like her weight loss chloe
00:14:36.240 that's a good one three and eight three and eight three and eight three and eight
00:15:06.240 don't i'll say five and eight five and eight but don't this picture yeah i'm saying i'm saying
00:15:16.320 four and eight four and eight yeah one eight what would you say saying three and eight i think i got
00:15:25.600 we're really we're really taking a dump on the body positivity movement here hey