JustPearlyThings - July 17, 2023


She's An 8 But She has a Kid

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Hannah Pearl Davis
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Donezo Pearl Pete Dude
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9 minutes

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182.65

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1,679

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226

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18

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In this episode, the guys discuss the benefits of being attractive vs not attractive, why women don t rate men attractive, and the impact of having kids on your life. Plus, we talk about what it means to be an 8, a 9, a 10, a 11, or a 12.

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00:00:00.000 being attractive helps you? Like, let's say you're at work, right? Do you guys think being
00:00:02.740 attractive helps you like earn more money over your lifetime? Absolutely. Yes. The numbers are
00:00:07.820 staggering. So more attractive people earn on average, it's about $5,000 a year than less
00:00:15.200 attractive people, which is like $230,000 over the course of a career. But if you were to take
00:00:20.560 that money and split them to like monthly payments, whatever it is, like $411 a month,
00:00:24.300 something like that. If you invest that, if you take the added income that people that are more
00:00:29.080 attractive earn over less attractive people, if you just invest that in the stock market over the
00:00:32.580 course of your career, it works out to $3.8 million that attractive people make over unattractive
00:00:37.900 people. But that's not the crazy stat. Here's Pearl, the crazy stat. You might enjoy this
00:00:41.820 because when I was reading those statistics, I was like, oh, women really get punished at work for 1.00
00:00:46.340 not being like more attractive, but actually men get punished disproportionately. Men get punished
00:00:53.260 way more for being unattractive. Well, women also have higher, men have higher beauty standards than 0.98
00:00:57.820 women do. Like this whole like women have the highest beauty standards that we can't live up 1.00
00:01:01.880 to. Men find like half of us attractive. It's like, it's like stupid. Like I couldn't believe
00:01:07.320 like the guy, the girls, like guys will say they would like sleep down so much. You know what I mean?
00:01:12.940 Like it's crazy when you go down to like how low they'll go. But women, it's like, we only find 1.00
00:01:18.100 like five to 15% of men attractive, 20% on the high end. But with a correlation of 0.6, which is like
00:01:23.800 unheard of in sociology, but 0.6 correlation to a man's status. So for a man to be more attractive
00:01:29.120 to women, like, so again, when women rate men, they don't agree on who's more attractive without
00:01:32.480 any context. But once you put clothing on that man, like you got a guy in a suit, you got a guy
00:01:36.540 in a t-shirt, they consistently go for the status, right? So women have a very, very strong correlation 1.00
00:01:41.380 to being attractive to status.
00:01:43.340 So I'm curious from the guys, if a girl is an eight, but she's got a kid, what is she?
00:01:53.800 Ooh. What is a kid minus how much? Invincible.
00:01:59.820 She's an eight, but she's got a kid. What is she? I literally had this dinner conversation
00:02:03.600 with one of my colleagues, like just now. He's like, knowing what you know about your
00:02:08.280 wife, like everything. She's the same person, looks the same, acts the same, the same exact
00:02:11.380 person, but you meet her when she has a kid. I'm like, yeah, I would not even know her
00:02:15.100 name. What about you guys? She has a kid. She's an eight with a kid. What is she?
00:02:19.720 I mean, purely aesthetically, I don't think it would take anything off.
00:02:23.820 No, I'm saying like, in terms of like dating. It's okay. We don't got to be PC.
00:02:29.880 Harsh knock, for sure. Brother, you're 22. If you say anything but a zero, we're going to
00:02:36.260 have a talk after the show. I'm going to give you some old man wisdom. I'll say a four or
00:02:41.960 five.
00:02:42.360 Okay, so minus four a kid. All right, we're going to have a talk. If you were my kid,
00:02:48.160 I'd be like, sun, sit down. What do you guys say? Minus what? She's got a kid.
00:02:52.620 For me, it doesn't really make a difference. Minus zero? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:02:56.560 All right, we'll average. You're minus infinity. Minus everything. Zero points. Don't care.
00:03:01.180 Zero points. Sorry, man. You're a harsh.
00:03:02.380 Do you want to, okay, do you want to, again, I don't want, I don't want to stack myself on
00:03:06.380 here, but like, dude, like, so, did you know, did you know that once a woman has a
00:03:10.700 kid, she carries that kid's DNA forever, and it doesn't just go into the womb. It 1.00
00:03:14.080 goes straight to her heart. There's actual science to show that that kid's DNA, which
00:03:17.740 means another man's DNA is living inside that woman, and now you're producing kids 1.00
00:03:21.340 with a woman who's, like, DNA is, like, mixed with another dude. That's, is that
00:03:25.480 even, uh, nah.
00:03:27.520 But it's life. It's life, though.
00:03:29.820 Yeah, but you can make choices.
00:03:32.080 Yeah.
00:03:32.820 Okay, look, we're older.
00:03:33.860 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's life. You can get pregnant, like, three days
00:03:39.360 a month. I am so tired of, like, oh, it just happened. It's just life.
00:03:43.360 No, no, no, no, no, no. In as much as, in as much as I'm talking about, like, the choices
00:03:47.800 of being with somebody that's got a child or not, like, I think it's just down to preference
00:03:52.000 at the end of the day.
00:03:53.000 Mm-hmm.
00:03:54.000 I'm an older man, so I don't see...
00:03:55.720 So kid, no kid, they're exactly the same to you.
00:03:58.120 Yeah, like, if you're beautiful, and, like, my intention with yourself is the same, we've
00:04:02.240 got pure intentions, and it is what it is at the end of the day.
00:04:04.120 No, but I'm saying, like, you have two girls, they're exactly the same, both equally hot. 0.98
00:04:07.840 One has a kid, one doesn't. You're picking which one?
00:04:11.440 If there's a choice between two, then it should be the one without the child.
00:04:14.600 Okay, so it does subtract something.
00:04:17.760 If there's a choice between two people, yeah.
00:04:20.040 But that's what I'm saying, like, you're saying it wouldn't make a difference, but it would.
00:04:24.220 Because you just admitted it would.
00:04:26.540 Oh, okay.
00:04:27.540 You know, okay, I'll give you a second.
00:04:29.540 Don't lie, you know?
00:04:30.540 No, no, no, no.
00:04:31.540 Be honest.
00:04:32.540 Come on, like, you know it makes a difference.
00:04:35.540 Like I said, for myself, it hasn't made too much of a difference, like, in my past relationships,
00:04:40.140 but maybe moving forward, if I had two females that I deemed to be eight, one had a child 0.99
00:04:49.540 and one didn't, I would go for the one that didn't have a child.
00:04:52.140 Okay, so minus one, maybe?
00:04:54.140 Yeah, maybe minus one.
00:04:55.140 All right.
00:04:56.140 Thank you.
00:04:57.140 There you go.
00:04:58.140 Two girls, exactly the same, one has a kid, one doesn't.
00:05:02.740 It depends the person that treats you right at the end of the day.
00:05:05.740 No, they treat you the same, just one has a kid, one doesn't.
00:05:08.740 I'll go for one that doesn't have a kid. 0.94
00:05:10.740 Okay, so minus one?
00:05:12.740 Minus one, yeah.
00:05:13.740 Thank you.
00:05:14.740 Thank you.
00:05:15.740 I'm going to do an average of three, because you said infinity.
00:05:19.740 What's the intent, right?
00:05:21.540 For example, if you're a single guy and you're just hooking up, whatever, you might not consider
00:05:24.540 it, right, but at some age, you become a more serious man, and you want to take the danger
00:05:29.540 that you've built on yourself and turn it into a sagacious commitment and become a more
00:05:33.540 virtuous man.
00:05:34.540 There is age-appropriate problems you have to solve, right?
00:05:36.940 And it's like, you work really hard, gents, and this guy here told me he's an entrepreneur
00:05:41.540 before, it's like, yeah, you're going to risk 50% of everything you've ever earned before,
00:05:45.940 and after you're through with that relationship, you're going to risk it on somebody that gave
00:05:50.540 her genetics to somebody else at the beginning.
00:05:52.540 That's a dangerous thing.
00:05:53.540 That's how risky.
00:05:54.540 Ah, well, you didn't say you would marry her, maybe, right?
00:05:56.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:57.540 So at 22, maybe it doesn't make a difference, but as you get older and you start solving older
00:06:00.540 men problems, you look for a long-term relationship, somebody to raise your children.
00:06:03.540 Yeah.
00:06:04.540 And that's a more difficult choice.
00:06:05.540 No, it would definitely be a harsh knock for sure, but I was speaking purely aesthetically.
00:06:09.540 Yeah.
00:06:10.540 And your perception of that.
00:06:12.540 Fair.
00:06:13.540 Fair.
00:06:14.540 Oh, an OnlyFans is minus what?
00:06:17.540 So what was that?
00:06:19.540 A girl, she's an eight, but she's got an OnlyFans. 1.00
00:06:22.540 What is she now? 0.97
00:06:23.540 Oh, wow.
00:06:24.540 For me, it's not really a conversation.
00:06:29.540 She's done?
00:06:30.540 Yeah.
00:06:31.540 Donezo?
00:06:32.540 Donezo.
00:06:33.540 Okay.
00:06:34.540 So negative 10.
00:06:35.540 Yeah.
00:06:36.540 Okay.
00:06:37.540 Negative 10 as well.
00:06:38.540 Negative 10.
00:06:39.540 Minus $10,000 a month.
00:06:40.540 You're paying my lifestyle, Sugar Mama. 1.00
00:06:42.540 All right.
00:06:43.540 What about you?
00:06:44.540 Say a four.
00:06:45.540 Minus.
00:06:46.540 All right.
00:06:47.540 So we'll do minus eight for OnlyFans.
00:06:52.540 All right.
00:06:53.540 She's an eight, but she slept with two of your friends. 1.00
00:06:58.540 Ooh.
00:06:59.540 Ooh.
00:07:00.540 What is she?
00:07:01.540 You're coming with them now.
00:07:03.540 She's an eight, I'll show you two of your friends.
00:07:08.540 As far as the rankings-
00:07:12.540 Negative 100 they're putting in the chat.
00:07:14.540 Yeah.
00:07:15.540 It's Pete now.
00:07:16.540 Oh, it's Donzo?
00:07:17.540 I wouldn't say it's Donzo because, yeah, sometimes it's good for the gangists.
00:07:23.540 Yeah.
00:07:24.540 So she might be now like a five baby. 0.98
00:07:27.540 All right.
00:07:28.540 So minus three for two of your friends.
00:07:30.540 What about you?
00:07:31.540 One.
00:07:32.540 Minus one.
00:07:33.540 Zero.
00:07:34.540 Go away.
00:07:35.540 No chance.
00:07:36.540 No chance?
00:07:37.540 Dude, that's mean to my friends.
00:07:38.540 Oh, okay.
00:07:39.540 That's like, come on.
00:07:40.540 That's so scarce to think that a dude would pick up a no.
00:07:44.540 All right.
00:07:45.540 So we got negative 10, negative one.
00:07:47.540 You guys have a very wide range here.
00:07:49.540 Let me see.
00:07:50.540 We're going to do negative.
00:07:52.540 Five.
00:07:53.540 What about you?
00:07:54.540 Mine's zero as well.
00:07:55.540 We're going to do negative five for two friends.
00:07:59.540 Okay.
00:08:04.540 She's an eight, but she's slept.
00:08:09.540 What number do I want to do today?
00:08:12.540 She's slept with 15 guys.
00:08:15.540 What is she now? 0.97
00:08:17.540 Oh, wow.
00:08:19.540 15 guys.
00:08:22.540 She's not an option.
00:08:24.540 Donzo.
00:08:25.540 Donzo.
00:08:26.540 Zero.
00:08:27.540 Zero.
00:08:28.540 Zero.
00:08:29.540 Zero.
00:08:30.540 Zero.
00:08:31.540 Say four or five, purely aesthetically.
00:08:35.540 All right.
00:08:36.540 We're going to do negative eight for 10 bodies or 15 bodies.
00:08:43.540 Are you noticing the trend?
00:08:48.540 What?
00:08:49.540 Are you noticing the trend?
00:08:51.540 Man just wants to bust nuts.
00:08:54.540 He's 20. 0.66
00:08:55.540 He's 20.
00:08:56.540 He's 22.
00:08:57.540 Being generous perception-wise.
00:09:00.540 Yeah.
00:09:01.540 But he's 22.
00:09:02.540 We've all been 22.
00:09:03.540 Yeah.
00:09:04.540 We've dipped in the pool.
00:09:05.540 We've scraped the bottom of some barrels.
00:09:07.540 All right.
00:09:08.540 Let's ask the ladies. 1.00
00:09:09.540 All right.
00:09:10.540 Let's ask the ladies. 1.00