JustPearlyThings - August 04, 2023


She Tried An Exception For Lizzo And Got Called Out

Topics
Khloe Kardashian
Hosted by
Hannah Pearl Davis
Mentioned
Lizzo Rosie O'Donnell Gemma Collins Khloe Kardashian Maya Gemma Doja Cat Beyonce Pearl Austin Powers G. Gemma Julie Adele Judy
The Cause of Disunity Between Men and Women Pearl NUKES Their Woke Disney Fairytale

Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

138.46

Word count

1,604

Sentence count

344

Harmful content

Misogyny

30

sentences flagged

Hate speech

2

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Summary

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This week, the lads take a look at the hot chicks and see who they think is hotter than the other ladies in the chat. Is it Rosie O'Donnell, Gemma Collins or Lizzo?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Okay, Lizzo.
00:00:02.940 Ten.
00:00:03.860 No, get out of here. 0.90
00:00:05.220 Sorry, on which scale?
00:00:06.600 Lizzo. Lizzo's got to be on this half.
00:00:08.580 I think about 320 last time I checked.
00:00:12.600 Lizzo, one to ten.
00:00:15.320 Zero.
00:00:16.080 Zero.
00:00:17.600 Three.
00:00:18.700 Three? All right, who thinks she's a one? 1.00
00:00:21.820 Lizzo.
00:00:22.960 Is that the lowest?
00:00:23.820 Yeah.
00:00:25.960 I'm going to be respectful and give her a solid two. 0.85
00:00:30.000 All right, who thinks she's a two? 1.00
00:00:31.660 Two or three, at the least.
00:00:33.620 Two or three.
00:00:34.640 Who thinks she's a three? 1.00
00:00:37.520 Maybe.
00:00:37.920 Am I being too generous?
00:00:39.060 Too generous.
00:00:40.360 If that's a three, then what's a one?
00:00:42.400 But again, it's preference.
00:00:45.400 It's preference.
00:00:46.060 It's not the preference.
00:00:46.620 Do you know what?
00:00:46.880 I'm more judge of personality.
00:00:48.780 Yeah, exactly.
00:00:50.000 Wait, what?
00:00:50.760 There was none of this when we were doing the hot chicks.
00:00:53.920 Why does this switch when they're not hot?
00:00:56.180 No, I personally believe it's down to preference because she's a fluffy female, and I do believe 0.75
00:01:02.740 that she's still beautiful, but she's not my personal preference.
00:01:05.720 Yeah, so I'm asking you what you would rate her.
00:01:08.180 I'm not asking the world.
00:01:09.020 Yeah, me personally, I would put her down as like a two, three.
00:01:11.900 All right.
00:01:12.140 A three.
00:01:13.060 All right.
00:01:13.460 All right.
00:01:13.740 Who says two?
00:01:15.540 Who says three?
00:01:17.960 Who says one?
00:01:18.840 All right.
00:01:22.280 Okay, I guess one.
00:01:23.540 I think it's the most.
00:01:25.220 I think the word you're looking for is planet.
00:01:31.560 All right.
00:01:32.400 Lizzo's a one.
00:01:34.420 All right.
00:01:36.960 What would Rosie O'Donnell be? 1.00
00:01:39.700 Similar to a one, yeah.
00:01:41.600 Rosie.
00:01:42.580 Who's Rosie O'Donnell? 0.99
00:01:43.520 Do you want to show a picture?
00:01:44.740 No, you don't want to go there.
00:01:45.300 Show us a picture.
00:01:46.860 Oh, yeah.
00:01:47.220 I remember.
00:01:47.580 Julie, I love it.
00:01:48.840 Judy, I love it.
00:01:49.680 Okay.
00:01:50.080 Yeah.
00:01:58.280 Let's see if they gave me anyone in the chat.
00:02:00.660 Sometimes they'll do that.
00:02:04.200 All right, guys.
00:02:04.940 If you have any girls in the chat you want everybody to rate,
00:02:09.220 someone put Jodi Comer. 0.98
00:02:11.020 Does anyone know who that is?
00:02:13.400 No.
00:02:13.980 They're just trolling their friend's mom.
00:02:16.780 Rosie O'Donnell.
00:02:18.840 One.
00:02:20.100 One?
00:02:20.800 Is Lizzo hotter than Rosie?
00:02:23.440 I mean, she's probably hotter, like, physically in terms of, like, 1.00
00:02:26.200 she just needs a lot of air conditioning in the room, but... 1.00
00:02:28.780 All right.
00:02:29.060 Rosie O'Donnell.
00:02:31.100 What about Gemma Collins?
00:02:32.260 Gemma Collins.
00:02:33.360 Oh, that's a good one.
00:02:34.720 I've put up Gemma Collins.
00:02:36.320 I like Gemma Collins.
00:02:39.880 G.
00:02:41.820 Gemma.
00:02:42.140 Spelled with a G.
00:02:43.100 Yeah.
00:02:43.280 Yeah.
00:02:54.380 What would she be?
00:02:55.420 All right.
00:02:59.600 Who thinks...
00:03:00.420 Who thinks a four?
00:03:03.600 A three.
00:03:05.140 Yeah.
00:03:05.700 Not knowing her.
00:03:07.560 A three.
00:03:08.640 A three?
00:03:09.320 See, I would say Lizzo ranked higher than her.
00:03:11.680 Yeah.
00:03:11.880 I love Gemma.
00:03:13.120 I love...
00:03:13.500 I think she's brilliant, but...
00:03:15.660 Yeah.
00:03:16.840 I don't know.
00:03:17.220 I think it largely depends on how...
00:03:19.240 How much are you weighing the fat factor?
00:03:23.180 Because if you're purely...
00:03:24.320 It's how scientific you want to get with the facial aesthetics.
00:03:27.000 Look at...
00:03:27.420 I'm asking...
00:03:28.220 I'm asking you.
00:03:29.300 It's not what everyone else thinks.
00:03:31.080 It's what you think.
00:03:31.980 Like, you would rate her one to ten.
00:03:33.660 I'd give her a three. 0.87
00:03:35.000 I'd give her a three. 0.87
00:03:37.260 I personally...
00:03:39.180 If we're going to give her a three, I'm saying Lizzo has to get a four.
00:03:42.520 You think Lizzo's more attractive?
00:03:44.200 Yeah.
00:03:44.700 Oh, actually, without the makeup...
00:03:46.180 Oh, wow.
00:03:46.560 She looks different.
00:03:47.880 You see the black top?
00:03:51.920 Okay.
00:03:52.380 I would say three for this chick. 1.00
00:03:53.960 I would have gave Lizzo, like, a two.
00:03:57.000 Um...
00:03:57.320 What do you think?
00:03:58.040 One to five.
00:03:59.660 This one?
00:04:00.160 Yeah, this one.
00:04:00.600 I mean, like, she's a one, but she kind of has that American Pie Milf point, so I'd give her two. 1.00
00:04:04.580 Two?
00:04:05.660 Alright, what do you say?
00:04:06.960 One.
00:04:07.500 One.
00:04:09.120 Yes.
00:04:09.800 It has to be a two.
00:04:10.920 Two?
00:04:11.520 What do you say?
00:04:12.420 Probably a one to...
00:04:13.740 One.
00:04:15.700 One.
00:04:16.280 One.
00:04:16.580 One.
00:04:17.460 What about you?
00:04:19.180 Two.
00:04:19.720 Two.
00:04:20.880 One.
00:04:21.680 Alright.
00:04:22.320 What was her name again?
00:04:23.460 Gemma Collins.
00:04:27.000 I just want to thank you, Pearl.
00:04:30.120 You know, spending a lot of time around corporate, we just never get to do this at work.
00:04:33.420 This is brilliant.
00:04:35.380 Look at it.
00:04:38.440 What about Rihanna?
00:04:40.700 Nine.
00:04:41.660 Nine?
00:04:42.800 Yeah.
00:04:43.000 What about Maya Gemma?
00:04:44.920 She... 1.00
00:04:45.400 I think she's like eight to go to TV. 0.50
00:04:47.980 This is...
00:04:48.540 Yeah.
00:04:49.380 Riri.
00:04:49.660 Are we rating Maya or are we...
00:04:54.540 Okay, we'll do Maya first, just because she's on the screen.
00:04:57.840 Okay.
00:04:59.740 Hmm.
00:05:01.640 I think she's a solid nine. 1.00
00:05:05.760 Yeah, I'd say about nine.
00:05:06.720 Yeah, a solid nine.
00:05:08.760 She's got a nice body as well, yeah. 1.00
00:05:10.240 Yeah.
00:05:14.340 Beyonce.
00:05:15.620 Ten.
00:05:16.000 Ten.
00:05:16.440 Ten.
00:05:16.720 One.
00:05:17.580 What?
00:05:17.900 Are you kidding me?
00:05:19.980 See, this one now is a bit, again, taboo.
00:05:23.300 I think Beyonce's an eight.
00:05:25.980 Go to like her in like Austin Powers three age, like when she's like prime.
00:05:35.060 Beyonce's always been beautiful.
00:05:36.420 Let's keep it real.
00:05:37.420 But I don't know if she's a ten.
00:05:39.420 I feel like she's...
00:05:39.900 What about Doja Cat?
00:05:43.300 Wait, we'll do her next, but we'll do...
00:05:45.700 Okay, Beyonce, raise your hand if you think she's an eight. 1.00
00:05:48.400 We're going with current.
00:05:50.460 Yeah, current.
00:05:51.320 Yeah.
00:05:51.860 Eight.
00:05:52.640 Eight.
00:05:53.280 Nine.
00:05:53.740 I'm like eight and a half.
00:05:54.900 Yeah, eight and a half.
00:05:55.400 Nine.
00:05:55.940 Ten.
00:05:58.000 Okay, I think the average would be nine, so...
00:06:01.300 Beyonce...
00:06:03.300 It's a nine.
00:06:07.060 Doja Cat.
00:06:11.440 It's getting tricky.
00:06:16.940 Again, it's an acquired taste.
00:06:19.480 I'm asking you what your taste is.
00:06:22.440 It's not other people.
00:06:23.980 She has too many different faces, to be honest with you.
00:06:26.280 I don't even know what one to even rate her on.
00:06:28.420 Like, she's a great creative, but I don't even know...
00:06:34.300 Okay.
00:06:35.140 Yeah, like, there's not one face there that I can say it's the same person.
00:06:38.420 Like, it's mad.
00:06:39.800 What do you guys think?
00:06:42.440 Six to seven.
00:06:43.540 Yep.
00:06:43.800 Seven.
00:06:44.680 Seven?
00:06:45.240 Which is dope.
00:06:46.720 Yeah, seven.
00:06:50.320 We need a five. 0.89
00:06:52.140 What about SZA?
00:06:53.980 Is that how you pronounce her name?
00:06:55.340 SZA.
00:06:55.900 Yeah.
00:06:57.220 SZA.
00:06:59.140 What, the real one or the plastic one?
00:07:01.260 The plastic one.
00:07:17.080 She's in that five range, I mean... 1.00
00:07:18.580 This is the real one.
00:07:21.980 Let's see the plastic one.
00:07:24.060 The plastic one.
00:07:24.780 What about Khloe Kardashian?
00:07:28.660 Yeah.
00:07:30.360 We'll do her next.
00:07:31.420 But this one, this girl first, SZA?
00:07:33.620 SZA?
00:07:34.280 The new SZA, I would rate her a nine. 0.94
00:07:38.480 Hold on, hold on.
00:07:39.160 So she's done work?
00:07:40.660 Yeah.
00:07:40.980 So that was her before, with the curly hair, with the curly hair, with the curses on. 1.00
00:07:46.980 Let's see her currently now. 0.68
00:07:48.180 Man, why is she going to do it? 0.99
00:07:57.780 She looks good.
00:07:59.980 Okay, this picture, one to ten.
00:08:03.280 I give her like a six.
00:08:08.240 I give her like a six.
00:08:09.920 I'm at a seven.
00:08:11.380 Seven?
00:08:11.960 Yeah.
00:08:12.420 Seven.
00:08:12.840 Seven.
00:08:13.320 I'm a five.
00:08:13.880 Five?
00:08:15.240 Seven.
00:08:16.120 Seven?
00:08:16.820 This picture, yeah, seven.
00:08:19.040 Seven?
00:08:19.880 Probably like a five.
00:08:21.580 Like, she looks like something I've seen in a bit of a bad dream.
00:08:24.620 Oh, that sounds really horrible, but yeah, she looks quite evil.
00:08:28.800 I want to do a six, because it's like an average.
00:08:32.940 Okay, Khloe Kardashian.
00:08:35.520 Now or before?
00:08:36.480 The one on the plastic one.
00:08:38.840 Now, now, Khloe Kardashian, now.
00:08:42.000 We have to bring her picture of her.
00:08:43.180 I'd say probably like a seven.
00:08:46.480 Seven?
00:08:47.080 Seven.
00:08:47.800 Seven.
00:08:48.620 Six.
00:08:49.180 Oh, I don't know about that first one.
00:08:50.380 Oh, it's that one.
00:08:52.980 I don't know.
00:08:54.340 Oh.
00:08:55.000 Is that, is.
00:08:56.180 Oh, yeah.
00:08:58.820 Are all of them her?
00:09:00.380 Yeah.
00:09:01.100 What?
00:09:03.920 I think she actually looks good now, but I can't get with the work, man.
00:09:13.180 I'd do six.
00:09:20.940 What would you guys do?
00:09:21.740 Yeah, that's what we should say.
00:09:23.240 We cannot find a five.
00:09:25.280 I'll give her a five. 0.99
00:09:26.120 What about Adele?
00:09:27.700 Oh, that's a good one.
00:09:29.080 Adele.
00:09:29.420 Adele.
00:09:29.600 Adele.
00:09:29.900 Adele with like her weight loss. 1.00
00:09:32.540 Khloe.
00:09:34.980 Dashian.
00:09:39.820 Adele.
00:09:40.380 Adele.
00:09:43.180 Before or after.
00:09:46.600 After.
00:09:47.820 I'd say probably a good solid.
00:09:49.440 Yeah, she looks good.
00:09:50.180 Oh, what was, give me the before and the after.
00:09:52.480 What would you guys rate her before she lost weight and after? 0.68
00:09:55.720 Hmm.
00:09:57.600 That's a good one.
00:09:59.320 Three and eight.
00:10:00.740 Three and eight.
00:10:01.740 Three and eight.
00:10:03.040 Adele.
00:10:05.680 Nah, I'll say five and eight.
00:10:08.140 Five and eight.
00:10:09.880 But not this picture.
00:10:11.360 Yeah, I'm saying four and eight.
00:10:13.880 Four and eight?
00:10:14.520 Yeah.
00:10:14.820 Four and eight.
00:10:15.800 What would you say?
00:10:17.460 I'm saying three and eight.
00:10:21.060 I think I got.
00:10:22.240 We're really taking a dump on the body positivity movement here, hey?
00:10:25.920 It's like, we're like, well.
00:10:27.280 And it's actually, this is very interesting because we know inherently that like being fit is more attractive, period.
00:10:33.240 End of sentence, right?
00:10:34.340 I want to show you a cool little stat that I looked up recently.
00:10:38.160 I thought it was pretty funny.
00:10:39.860 Do you guys think that being attractive helps you?
00:10:41.940 Like, let's say you're at work, right?
00:10:42.900 Do you guys think being attractive helps you like earn more money over your life, over your lifetime?
00:10:46.360 Absolutely.
00:10:46.940 Yes.
00:10:47.620 The numbers are staggering.
00:10:48.940 So, more attractive people earn on average, it's about $5,000 a year than less attractive people, which is like $230,000 over the course of a career.
00:10:59.880 But if you were to take that money and split them to like monthly payments or whatever it is, like $411 a month, something like that, if you invest that, if you take the added income that people that are more attractive earn over less attractive people, if you just invest that in the stock market over the course of your career, it works out to $3.8 million that attractive people make over unattractive people.
00:11:19.360 But that's not the crazy stat.
00:11:20.800 Here's Pearl, the crazy stat. 1.00
00:11:21.800 You might enjoy this.
00:11:22.980 Because when I was reading those statistics, I was like, oh, women really get punished at work for not being like more attractive.
00:11:28.660 But actually, men get punished way, disproportionately men get punished way more for being unattractive.