JustPearlyThings - August 08, 2023


This Is The Bare Minimum For The Modern Woman


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

186.71973

Word Count

2,393

Sentence Count

293

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

Would you rather date a guy that has $50,000 in credit card debt, or a girl that has 50 bodies, or $50k worth of debt? Which one would you choose? Also, which one do you prefer?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Would you date a guy that has excessive credit card debt?
00:00:05.360 I would. I would teach him how to come out of it if he's nice and loyal.
00:00:10.900 Guy one, you struggle paycheck to paycheck. You barely get by.
00:00:14.940 But he's faithful, he's never cheating, never leaving.
00:00:17.960 Option two, all your bills are paid. You can go on vacation whenever you want.
00:00:21.960 You live a luxurious lifestyle.
00:00:23.960 But he may step out from side to side. You're the main chick.
00:00:27.160 But here and there, here and there, he might step out.
00:00:30.680 You get, all your bills are paid. You don't have to work if you don't want.
00:00:33.480 I'm going with option A.
00:00:35.020 Option A, why?
00:00:36.220 We'll grind and do that together. We'll get there in the end.
00:00:38.920 Get there in the end?
00:00:39.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:40.380 No, no, no. He makes this forever. He makes this forever. There's no building him up forever.
00:00:45.820 And you said I can't pick neither.
00:00:48.080 Well, I think I'll still have to go for option A.
00:00:50.760 I can't take the risk of option B. I've done that already. We're not doing that again.
00:00:54.020 What would you guys rather date or marry? You have to pick one of the two.
00:00:59.260 So don't give me any. I'd pick neither. You've got to pick one.
00:01:03.260 A bitch. I mean, a girl. Sorry.
00:01:06.820 With 50 bodies. She slept with 50 people.
00:01:10.440 Or she has $50,000 in credit card debt that you have to help pay off.
00:01:15.020 Girl one, girl one. She's got 50 bodies. She slept with 50 men. You're 51.
00:01:19.540 Or option two, she's got $50,000 in credit card debt that you have to help pay off.
00:01:26.920 That you have to pay off, actually.
00:01:28.660 I think I'd go with option one. If she's got 51 men, I'd go with that.
00:01:35.720 I'll go with option number one. Because the reason being, I'll have to know who are the bodies.
00:01:44.000 Is it better?
00:01:45.140 If she's got one with straggle-daggle kind of guys, loser guys, then that's a bit of a problem.
00:01:50.260 If she's got 50 bodies of, say, Jeff Bezos, it's a bit different.
00:01:54.360 If she's got 50 bodies of Elon Musk, yeah.
00:01:56.180 But 50 bodies of straggle-daggles, guys who are not worth anything, I may have to go with $50 worth it.
00:02:02.560 It's better if she was f***ing rich guys than bum.
00:02:05.180 Like, if she was f***ing some rich guys, I'll let it go.
00:02:08.600 If she was f***ing some bums, nah.
00:02:10.820 It depends on the men.
00:02:11.620 You can go on trips whenever you want. You can go out to dinner whenever you want.
00:02:14.700 Whatever you want to do.
00:02:15.840 But here and there, he may f*** a hoe.
00:02:19.300 Like, occasionally. You're the only one he loves.
00:02:22.100 Yeah.
00:02:22.500 But it's just a side chick. Which one are you picking?
00:02:24.620 I would actually go for the guide, too, because I don't want to be doing 50-50.
00:02:29.300 And I don't...
00:02:30.340 Out of sight, out of mind. If I don't know about it, cool.
00:02:33.820 What you don't know doesn't hurt you. See no evil.
00:02:36.980 Yeah, same. But not for the same reason.
00:02:39.360 Just because, like, I'd rather not struggle right now.
00:02:42.740 When I'm older, maybe. But not now.
00:02:45.280 You get to pick between a girl, she has 50 bodies.
00:02:48.480 She slept with 50 people.
00:02:49.700 Or, she has $50,000 worth of credit card debt you have to help pay off.
00:02:55.120 The girl worth 50.
00:02:56.460 Yeah, I'm not going to pay for this.
00:02:58.500 50 bodies.
00:03:00.300 50?
00:03:00.960 50.
00:03:01.480 5-0.
00:03:02.380 I mean, I don't know.
00:03:03.320 You're 51, though. You're 51.
00:03:05.500 It's fine. It's fine. I would just go for the 51.
00:03:07.720 50,000 pounds? For you?
00:03:10.520 Like, I don't know.
00:03:11.520 Who cares? 50 bodies. Who cares?
00:03:13.360 Can't lie.
00:03:14.040 You get to pick between a guy.
00:03:16.040 You're struggling paycheck to paycheck forever.
00:03:19.080 So, it's 50-50.
00:03:20.580 He's not taking you out to dinner.
00:03:22.000 He ain't buying you shit.
00:03:23.020 Like, it's like, you know, maybe a small gift.
00:03:25.720 Maybe some socks at Christmas.
00:03:27.460 But he's faithful.
00:03:28.700 He's never cheating, never leaving.
00:03:30.640 Option two.
00:03:31.760 Rich guy.
00:03:32.400 He takes care of all of your bills.
00:03:34.300 100% paid for.
00:03:35.820 You get to go on trips whenever you want.
00:03:37.340 You get to go to dinner whenever you want.
00:03:38.560 But here and there, he might fuck another girl.
00:03:41.440 He's not in love.
00:03:42.060 You're the only one he loves, though.
00:03:44.620 Number one.
00:03:45.620 Why?
00:03:46.440 I've been in a relationship.
00:03:48.020 I'm still with my boyfriend now.
00:03:49.980 Well, we've had no money.
00:03:51.620 Shout out Ben.
00:03:52.140 We've had no money between us.
00:03:54.000 But we've been happy.
00:03:55.540 And that's all I need.
00:03:57.500 Happiness and security.
00:03:59.720 You're struggling paycheck to paycheck.
00:04:02.560 Everything's 50-50.
00:04:04.060 But he's loyal.
00:04:05.320 He's never going to cheat.
00:04:06.320 Guy 2 takes care of all of your bills.
00:04:09.400 You're set for a lifetime.
00:04:10.960 But he cheats now and then.
00:04:13.100 First one, of course.
00:04:14.160 First one.
00:04:14.420 Why?
00:04:15.580 Because he's loyal.
00:04:16.740 One girl has 50 bodies.
00:04:18.640 You're 51, though.
00:04:20.040 So, yeah.
00:04:20.480 Okay, yeah.
00:04:21.700 I'm not the solution, but I'm the problem.
00:04:24.420 Or, and you have to wife one.
00:04:25.960 Okay, you have to wife one.
00:04:26.820 Okay.
00:04:27.440 Girl 2 has $50,000 worth of credit card debt.
00:04:31.600 Who are you wiping?
00:04:32.460 $50.
00:04:32.800 $50,000 worth of debt.
00:04:34.940 Yeah, why?
00:04:35.820 I'm going to work hard.
00:04:37.020 I'm going to be a millionaire.
00:04:39.320 Okay.
00:04:39.700 So, I can pay your debt.
00:04:41.340 You'll pay it off.
00:04:42.020 Yeah, I'll pay it off.
00:04:42.920 I'm a man.
00:04:43.440 I'm a man.
00:04:43.740 You can't be unfucked.
00:04:45.360 That's a MIA.
00:04:46.300 You can't undo that.
00:04:47.800 You can't.
00:04:48.100 No, no.
00:04:48.740 Why not?
00:04:49.580 Why not?
00:04:50.440 No, I'm saying with the bodies.
00:04:52.020 Like the 50 bodies.
00:04:53.040 Oh, with the bodies.
00:04:53.080 Yeah, you can't.
00:04:53.600 You can't.
00:04:54.400 It's too much bodies.
00:04:55.600 It's too much bodies.
00:04:56.060 Cooked, cooked.
00:04:56.720 It's too much bodies.
00:04:57.800 I think 10 is the maximum.
00:04:59.660 It's the maximum.
00:05:00.600 It's the maximum.
00:05:00.940 That's a common number I get around here.
00:05:02.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:03.600 What about 11?
00:05:04.480 Can she get by?
00:05:05.400 11?
00:05:06.020 12?
00:05:06.680 11.
00:05:07.640 Okay, 11 can.
00:05:08.820 Can, can, can.
00:05:09.640 But 12.
00:05:10.440 12.
00:05:10.980 It's too much.
00:05:11.700 It's too much.
00:05:12.200 So, it has to be under, under 11.
00:05:16.680 So, really the number is 11.
00:05:18.700 It's important.
00:05:19.460 It's important.
00:05:19.880 What have you met?
00:05:20.700 It's important to 11.
00:05:21.180 What about 12?
00:05:22.000 Like, 12 is right there.
00:05:23.700 Okay, 12.
00:05:24.560 Maybe.
00:05:26.880 Maybe I'm going to think.
00:05:28.220 I'm going to think for 24 hours.
00:05:30.260 So, then you might as well do 13.
00:05:31.980 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:33.300 No, no.
00:05:33.860 Right now, 13 is too much.
00:05:35.600 You get to pick one of two guys.
00:05:37.640 Option one.
00:05:38.680 You're splitting everything 50-50.
00:05:40.880 For life.
00:05:41.380 He's not going to get, he's not going to make more money in the future.
00:05:44.100 This is forever.
00:05:44.780 50-50.
00:05:45.400 You can't really go on vacation.
00:05:46.660 You can't really go on trips.
00:05:47.680 All the money goes towards the kids.
00:05:49.240 But, he's faithful.
00:05:50.560 He's never going to cheat on you.
00:05:52.540 Option two.
00:05:53.620 He pays every bill.
00:05:55.020 You get vacation whenever you want.
00:05:56.600 You can buy clothes whenever you want.
00:05:58.160 You get a credit card, 10K a month.
00:06:00.560 Plus.
00:06:01.280 Whenever.
00:06:01.620 But, he might, he might fuck a hoe here and there.
00:06:04.640 Just, on the side.
00:06:06.020 He only loves you.
00:06:07.760 What's she picking?
00:06:08.640 Number one.
00:06:09.340 Why?
00:06:09.700 Because I don't mind splitting the bills 50-50.
00:06:11.820 Because, if he's going to be loyal to me, that means more to me.
00:06:14.500 Do you think it's bad for relationships when it's based off of money?
00:06:17.640 Not necessarily.
00:06:18.300 Everyone's different.
00:06:18.980 So, it's whatever floats your boat.
00:06:20.100 But, for me personally, definitely option one.
00:06:22.360 What would you guys rate yourselves 1 to 10?
00:06:24.160 At 8.
00:06:24.540 Why?
00:06:25.140 Confidence.
00:06:25.640 Looks, definitely at 8.
00:06:27.300 1 to 10.
00:06:28.080 Today, 10.
00:06:29.140 Some days, it depends.
00:06:30.760 Today, 10.
00:06:31.460 Definitely.
00:06:32.480 My complexion is unique.
00:06:33.960 Can't lie.
00:06:34.740 7.
00:06:35.540 7?
00:06:35.860 There's always room for improvement.
00:06:37.880 Okay, okay.
00:06:38.480 Now, I'm going for 8 then.
00:06:40.100 8.
00:06:40.380 I'll say 8.
00:06:41.380 Okay.
00:06:42.340 That was going to be my next question.
00:06:43.700 Because, if you're 10, there's no room for improvement.
00:06:45.660 It means you're perfect.
00:06:46.980 I'm amazing.
00:06:47.900 So, 10?
00:06:48.660 8 and a half.
00:06:49.540 Why 8 and a half?
00:06:50.860 You're a fucking 11.
00:06:51.680 I'm on the journey.
00:06:53.500 Why don't you say that if you're saying 10, you're saying you're perfect?
00:06:57.080 Because, yeah.
00:06:57.660 Because I went through a journey to love myself.
00:07:00.260 And I know I'm a good person.
00:07:02.280 And I can, even if I didn't have to settle for someone, I know I'm going to have a great
00:07:05.440 life even by myself.
00:07:06.340 So, I know I'm a 10.
00:07:07.360 Is there no room for improvement though?
00:07:09.560 Because 10 is perfect.
00:07:10.620 Maybe.
00:07:11.160 But, I'm going to set myself a high standard.
00:07:13.620 And then, if I want to reach another level, I'll reach another level.
00:07:16.460 Like, you're a 10.
00:07:17.080 You're trying to get to be 12.
00:07:18.220 Exactly.
00:07:19.180 Exactly.
00:07:20.100 Exactly.
00:07:20.420 Would you guys rate yourselves 1 to 10?
00:07:23.260 Selves.
00:07:23.620 A very strong 6 and a half, 7.
00:07:26.780 A strong 8.
00:07:27.980 8?
00:07:28.400 Okay.
00:07:29.080 8.
00:07:29.840 8.
00:07:30.100 12.
00:07:30.660 I always back myself.
00:07:31.760 So, I have a question for you.
00:07:33.620 If you're 12, does that mean you're perfect?
00:07:36.360 No one's perfect.
00:07:37.480 So, when I ask...
00:07:38.720 But, I'm close.
00:07:39.740 So, you're close.
00:07:41.160 So, what did you say if you're saying 12?
00:07:43.240 That means there's no room for improvement?
00:07:45.100 There's always room for improvement, but I'm always going to back myself.
00:07:47.720 100%.
00:07:48.320 So, it's more of like a confidence thing?
00:07:49.960 Yeah, I'm going to back myself always.
00:07:51.580 Come on.
00:07:51.960 What is a guy that you would be settling for?
00:07:54.420 Nothing makes me laugh and is respectful.
00:07:58.260 I bank my own pays, so I'm good with that.
00:08:00.980 Got my own money.
00:08:01.700 Have you ever heard the term, the bare minimum?
00:08:05.240 Like, accepting the bare minimum?
00:08:06.880 Yeah, yeah, I did.
00:08:07.660 I did.
00:08:08.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:09.500 What is the bare minimum that you should accept from a man and a woman?
00:08:13.360 Respect.
00:08:14.360 Respect.
00:08:15.360 Respect.
00:08:16.360 Respect.
00:08:17.360 Respect, yeah.
00:08:18.360 The bare minimum of...
00:08:19.360 Can you talk about accepting the bare minimum of what is the bare minimum?
00:08:22.360 Loyalty.
00:08:23.360 Loyalty.
00:08:24.360 Honesty.
00:08:25.360 Honesty.
00:08:26.360 You're a big dick.
00:08:27.360 Why?
00:08:28.360 I'm a big dick.
00:08:29.360 Okay.
00:08:30.360 Respect, first of all.
00:08:31.360 Is that it?
00:08:32.360 Cooking, cleaning, anything else?
00:08:33.360 I mean, who cares?
00:08:35.360 I don't really care, can't lie.
00:08:36.360 As long as you respect me.
00:08:37.360 me I would say time love and patience they are all the bare minimum if you
00:08:44.560 can't give me that then that's part of respect though that's part of respect
00:08:48.460 yeah so if you can't do that then there's no there's no grounds for a
00:08:52.120 relationship what is the bare minimum for a man what is it exactly what to do
00:08:56.680 you know like what what is what should a man require from a woman what do you
00:09:00.040 think is the bare minimum for them all they deserve is nothing like if you had
00:09:10.960 a brother you don't think he should have like standards for a girl yeah he should
00:09:14.260 have standards yeah he if he had if he has standards for himself that will
00:09:19.000 reflect on what he is doing what do you guys think the bare minimum is that men
00:09:23.320 should accept from women very funny respect what is your ideal partner he
00:09:33.280 needs to make me happy have ambitions goals in life and he makes me grow and
00:09:39.880 now pushes me back what do you offer your ideal partner empathy loyalty yeah also
00:09:47.560 like being honest and fair do you cook do you clean um yeah I like the if a guy
00:09:55.240 cleans as well I'm not a proper housewife though he's here about accepting the bare
00:10:02.260 minimum the bare minimum for acceptance you at least have to have a job right I
00:10:06.760 think so at least ambition ambition at least yeah let's have a job be passionate
00:10:12.700 about even if you have a job be passionate about something you're trying to get
00:10:17.200 bettering yeah yeah so if you're writing a book but you're not quite there you're
00:10:21.220 you know you're passionate about writing that book you know you might not be
00:10:25.160 working as a nine-to-five job but you know I'm gonna get this book out I'm
00:10:28.540 gonna be here but I want you to be passionate about something do you think
00:10:31.540 even in same-sex relationships there's a masculine and a feminine sure you know
00:10:36.640 well that's a funny question like because in terms of masculine and feminine I
00:10:40.880 think sometimes I'm quite masculine in terms of like and now what in my
00:10:45.580 relationship I'm the main breadwinner I like to dress quite androgynously
00:10:50.100 sometimes and yeah so like yeah I don't know if that makes me I don't know if
00:10:55.720 that makes my partner less masculine but those qualities I suppose are more
00:11:01.140 masculine type but yeah I'm the main breadwinner for sure would you say like
00:11:05.500 I've always noticed when women are more masculine which I don't sense like crazy
00:11:09.860 masculine energy from you like like cuz some girls when I talk to they're like
00:11:14.380 there I don't get like crazy masculine energy I just met you so I don't know
00:11:19.740 maybe but would you say that the women that are more masculine tend to date guys
00:11:23.980 that are more feminine I don't think so I think it's just I think my female
00:11:29.420 friend Kirsten yeah she she's very female but she's quite and she can be the top yeah
00:11:34.820 she can be the dominant one in the relationship but the guy she's been with
00:11:37.700 are still very manly have you ever heard the term of the bare minimum like
00:11:41.540 accepting the bare minimum from a man yeah what is the bare minimum the bare
00:11:45.700 minimum for me yes love loyalty respect what is the bare minimum respect morals
00:11:52.140 principles and that's it we wish we wish Kate we wish that was a bare minimum
00:11:58.300 respect respect respect humility humility accountability is one of them as well
00:12:09.300 I mean the bare minimum is when no effort at all is made like when you get with
00:12:16.120 someone I think bare minimum is like they need to make you want to feel like you
00:12:20.920 want to be of them right yeah and they don't do that yeah like if they're doing the bare
00:12:27.920 minimum they ain't treating you right they should be going over and above like you want to be
00:12:33.680 wanted and if you're not wanted then you feel like there's a bare minimum for men as well that they
00:12:39.580 should be demanding of course like it works both ways like men have bare minimum when
00:12:45.960 they sleep with girls