JustPearlyThings - July 28, 2023


Tiktoker Makes The Most RED PILLED SKIT EVER!!!!


Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

157.9799

Word count

1,074

Sentence count

88

Harmful content

Misogyny

18

sentences flagged

Hate speech

8

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Summary

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In this week's episode of Crimes of Passion, we take a look at why women like bad boys and why they like muggers. A Brazilian woman reveals she fell in love with a mugger who robbed her, and the two became inseparable.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So that leads me to a skit that was done about this very, about this very topic.
00:00:05.420 And I want you guys to pay attention to what people laugh at.
00:00:08.420 Because if we laugh at something, usually that means there's some truth in it.
00:00:12.700 Pull the clip.
00:00:13.180 Baby, they were out of that here, man.
00:00:15.160 It's like, how dare you not introduce me?
00:00:20.820 Hi, I'm Haley.
00:00:22.980 And you are even prettier in person than in pictures.
00:00:26.600 My goodness.
00:00:27.720 You guys need anything?
00:00:29.000 You having a good time?
00:00:30.260 I can go get a smoothie.
00:00:32.400 Okay.
00:00:33.240 Well, you know what?
00:00:34.520 I'll leave you to be.
00:00:35.540 You kids have fun.
00:00:36.840 And sweetie, try the left hand. 0.97
00:00:39.660 Yeah, there you go.
00:00:40.620 He likes that better.
00:00:41.420 Okay, toodaloo.
00:00:42.820 It's like, why is that funny?
00:00:45.540 You know, because it's true.
00:00:48.340 She would accept being the king's concubine or the king's wife with a bunch of mistresses 0.99
00:00:54.240 rather than the peasant's wife. 1.00
00:00:57.460 And this just like is what it is.
00:00:59.340 And what do the comments say?
00:01:02.580 Leave him, but don't leave his wallet.
00:01:05.600 It's giving early 2000s Angelina Jolie the way I would actually be down for this. 0.67
00:01:13.440 It gives me time to go shopping alone.
00:01:15.620 I got to keep that money.
00:01:18.020 But the whole point is women aren't even denying this. 1.00
00:01:21.840 Women will tell you a guy can get away with more the better looking he is, the richer he is. 1.00
00:01:27.520 Now, and I know the gut reactions of trad cons is always, but what about women? 1.00
00:01:32.400 Yeah, but men know this.
00:01:34.960 Oh my gosh, men know this.
00:01:36.940 Men don't deny this.
00:01:38.660 A woman gets away with more if she's hotter. 1.00
00:01:41.620 Yes, the mid chicks, we got to work harder than the hot chicks. 1.00
00:01:45.740 The hot chicks are just born eights, nines, and tens. 1.00
00:01:49.500 And they pretty much get to live in la-la land half their life. 0.96
00:01:53.060 But, you know, it's like who's at the real advantage?
00:01:55.940 Because everyone's looks go at some point.
00:01:58.580 So when you think about it, it's like, I was thinking about this idea.
00:02:02.900 Is beauty an advantage?
00:02:04.160 Like beauty is obviously an advantage, right, for men and for women.
00:02:07.880 More for women. 0.98
00:02:08.940 But when you think about it, like, for the person you become at 80, isn't it an advantage to be, like, treated special your whole life and live in la-la land and not have any sense of reality until your looks go at, like, 45 or 50 as a chick?
00:02:27.080 I don't know.
00:02:28.060 I don't know.
00:02:28.960 The guys will probably still say yeah.
00:02:31.160 But I was thinking about this thought.
00:02:32.920 But, like, it doesn't really give you the same opportunity to develop, like, character and other things.
00:02:40.040 So who's to say the hot chicks are really at an advantage? 1.00
00:02:44.980 But then I look at these chicks on these yachts and I'm like, all right, maybe, maybe. 0.54
00:02:49.360 The next question I have, do women like bad boys? 1.00
00:02:54.100 Yes.
00:02:54.680 Yes, we do.
00:02:55.660 And this is a tale as old as time.
00:02:58.100 Why did we have the dad with the shotgun that would tell the teenage, the high school boyfriend, stay away from my daughter?
00:03:09.280 Why did, why do we have that?
00:03:12.300 Because as women we like the bad boys, all right?
00:03:15.620 It just is what it is.
00:03:17.200 And, you know, there's biological reasons we feel the way we feel.
00:03:20.940 A guy that is aggressive, we know if he can be aggressive to someone else, he can protect us.
00:03:28.580 A guy that can get a lot of chicks, we know that, okay, if all those women picked him, then there's a reason that they picked him. 1.00
00:03:37.660 It's called pre-selection.
00:03:39.660 So now I'm going to be covering a case where a woman actually fell in love with a guy who mugged her.
00:03:50.940 Yeah, so this attractive chick was robbed and thought, this is a man with character that I should pick.
00:04:14.540 A Brazilian woman brought new meaning to crimes of passion after revealing she fell in love with a mugger who robbed her.
00:04:21.280 And now the two have become inseparable.
00:04:24.160 The duo detailed their alleged romantic saga in a Twitter video with over 232,000 views online.
00:04:31.800 I was walking down the street where he lives and unfortunately I was mugged.
00:04:35.180 The woman, identified as Emanuela, told reporters recounting that their first date at a media event in Brazil.
00:04:41.660 She recalled how the thief took her phone, but when he saw Emanuela's number in there, he said he had been the one who had been robbed.
00:04:50.080 Well, that's one way to get someone's phone number.
00:04:52.560 Meanwhile, the unidentified phone jacker claimed that he had a change of heart mid-robbery.
00:04:57.700 I was going through a difficult situation because I didn't have a woman, you know, the robber said, recalling unlikely the how we met story.
00:05:05.180 When I first saw her photo on the phone, I said to myself, what a beautiful brunette. 1.00
00:05:09.340 You don't see a brunette like that every day. 1.00
00:05:11.160 And I regretted stealing it.
00:05:12.840 So the reporter joked, so you stole her phone and her heart?
00:05:15.880 The two have been dating for two years, and although it's unclear how her parents felt about having an outlaw as an in-law, needless to say, the Twitter commentary was in hysterics over the duo's love at first swipe.
00:05:32.440 It's only in Brazil, explained Brazilian journalist Milton Nubbs on Twitter, while detailing their bad romance.
00:05:40.540 Love can accomplish anything.
00:05:42.040 So it's like, as women, are we good pickers?
00:05:45.820 Do we have good judgment?
00:05:48.300 And they'll say, Pearl, you don't think women should vote? 1.00
00:05:52.020 I mean, this is what we choose.
00:05:53.960 Are we good?
00:05:54.480 Like, does this scream logic and decision-making?
00:05:59.760 Does this scream we're really good at just the decision-making and, like, picking?
00:06:07.080 And it's kind of funny how the more choice we've had the last hundred years, the more we pick criminals, the more we have babies out of wedlock, the more we have abortions, the more we have multiple sex partners.
00:06:21.300 It's like, it's weird.
00:06:22.740 When women get, like, a choice in anything, we just choose chaos for whatever reason. 1.00
00:06:28.460 We've played a game.
00:06:30.960 Well, yes.
00:06:31.540 We've played a game.
00:06:33.260 Yes.
00:06:33.560 Yes.
00:06:34.060 гораздоЧ members
00:06:34.700 Absolutely.
00:06:35.720 We're done right.
00:06:36.580 I want you to lead to the next opportunity of...
00:06:37.460 ... and let's change it now.
00:06:38.960 So, that's really the good story.
00:06:40.880 Yes.
00:06:41.180 That's not an Gabriel.
00:06:42.180 Bye-bye.
00:06:42.640 It's like, said, there's what's been happening.
00:06:43.580 Hi-bye.
00:06:43.980 Okay, yeah.
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