Louder with Crowder - #419 CROWDER'S THANKSGIVING EXTRAVAGANZA! | Nicole Arbour Guests | Louder With Crowder

00:00:02.000 Right?

00:00:04.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:00:06.000 Bullshit! 0.99

00:00:17.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:00:19.000 That's it!

00:00:29.000 What? What?

00:00:31.000 If I don't clear my sinuses, I won't be able to do my chin compression in the morning.

00:00:37.000 Gee, if your kid spills his milk, what do you do?

00:00:39.000 Deplatform him?

00:00:40.000 What is that supposed to mean?

00:00:40.000 What?

00:00:41.000 Well, you're not a very tolerant person. 1.00

00:00:43.000 Look, you've been under my skin since you first got on YouTube, starting with your stupid mug club. 1.00

00:00:49.000 God, you're a tight ass. 1.00

00:00:51.000 How would you like a lawsuit for hate speech? 1.00

00:00:54.000 Oh, and authoritarian too.

00:00:56.000 Nice personality combination.

00:00:57.000 Authoritarian and intolerant.

00:00:59.000 That's borderline Zuckerberg. 1.00

00:01:00.000 Screw you! 1.00

00:01:01.000 You ruin YouTube. 1.00

00:01:02.000 You spew hate speech. 0.68

00:01:04.000 Your mug clubbers run around commenting on everybody's videos.

00:01:07.000 Who generated millions for the site? 0.98

00:01:09.000 I even let you host my channel so you wouldn't look like authoritarian a**holes, which you most certainly are! 0.95

00:01:14.000 I'm the authoritarian a**hole? 1.00

00:01:16.000 Yes, you're an authoritarian a**hole. 0.99

00:01:19.000 My channel was a perfectly pleasant place until you started screwing with my subscription boxes. 1.00

00:01:23.000 Oh, I messed with your subscription boxes.

00:01:25.000 Who was it who invented YouTube in the first place?

00:01:27.000 I'm curious. 1.00

00:01:28.000 Boy, you're an ungrateful jackass. 1.00

00:01:28.000 Who was that? 1.00

00:01:30.000 Well, go ahead.

00:01:31.000 Ban my channel.

00:01:32.000 See if I care. 0.65

00:01:33.000 I'll have my half-Asian lawyer tie you up so tightly in court you can't even move. 1.00

00:01:37.000 You're no saint. 0.94

00:01:39.000 You got a free platform.

00:01:40.000 We let you build Mug Club. 1.00

00:01:42.000 Now you have 3 million subscribers who enjoy watching your boring, informative crap. 0.97

00:01:48.000 I mean, didn't you notice on the airplane when you showed me a video and I started reading about the policy violations, huh? 0.98

00:01:54.000 Didn't that give you some kind of clue, like, hey, this guy's not even enjoying it?

00:02:00.000 You know, every story isn't worth providing references.

00:02:04.000 You have to discriminate. 0.95

00:02:06.000 You have to choose sources that are funny or mildly amusing.

00:02:11.000 Your sources are a miracle.

00:02:13.000 They're none of that.

00:02:15.000 They aren't even amusing accidentally.

00:02:19.000 Honey, I'd like you to meet Steven Crowder.

00:02:21.000 He has some really informative references in his latest rebuttal. 0.99

00:02:24.000 Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. 0.98

00:02:27.000 You'll thank me for it. 1.00

00:02:30.000 I can tolerate Trevor Noah videos.

00:02:32.000 For days I could watch Anna Kasparian tell me how better than me she is with a smile on my face.

00:02:40.000 And people would say, how do you stand it?

00:02:43.000 And I'd say, because I've watched Steven Crowder videos, I can handle anything.

00:02:49.000 And you know what they'd say?

00:02:50.000 I know what you mean.

00:02:53.000 Louder with Crowder guy?

00:02:54.000 Whoa.

00:02:57.000 Oh, and here's an idea.

00:02:59.000 When you're telling your little jokes, have a punchline!

00:03:03.000 It makes it so much more enjoyable for the viewer!

00:03:10.000 You want to hurt Mug Club? 1.00

00:03:11.000 Go right ahead.

00:03:12.000 If it makes you feel any better.

00:03:15.000 Yeah, we're an easy target.

00:03:17.000 You're right.

00:03:18.000 We list references too much.

00:03:21.000 We also laugh too much.

00:03:22.000 I'm sure I could be a cold-hearted Google executive like you.

00:03:27.000 I don't like to lie to people.

00:03:30.000 Well, go ahead and say what you want.

00:03:31.000 Mug Club's not changing.

00:03:33.000 Because I... I like Mug Club.

00:03:36.000 My wife likes Mug Club. 1.00

00:03:38.000 My members like Mug Club.

00:03:41.000 We're the real article.

00:03:43.000 What you see is what you get.

00:03:45.000 You're not alone. 0.78

00:04:23.000 You're a strange animal. 0.98

00:04:28.000 That's what I know. 0.99

00:04:30.000 You're too strange animal. 0.83

00:04:35.000 I can't follow. 0.97

00:04:37.000 I'm a speedy diss.

00:04:41.000 Yeah.

00:04:45.000 That's a scientifically inaccurate dance because, little known fact, they hadn't domesticated horses.

00:04:50.000 Oh, no.

00:04:51.000 Not at all.

00:04:51.000 The Native Americans.

00:04:52.000 The First Nations.

00:04:52.000 Did you know that?

00:04:53.000 Also, they probably wouldn't have been smoking a pipe like this because this is briar and they were not that advanced.

00:04:57.000 I don't even know.

00:04:58.000 Can someone actually tweet me?

00:04:59.000 Let me know.

00:05:00.000 Did natives invent the corncob pipe?

00:05:02.000 Or was that later on?

00:05:03.000 What about the button nose?

00:05:05.000 I don't think so.

00:05:05.000 I have no idea.

00:05:07.000 Damn you, Owen! 1.00

00:05:07.000 What about the carrot pecker, which we all didn't listen to? 1.00

00:05:09.000 All right, by the way, in case you haven't noticed in third chair, that is Owen Benjamin. 0.93

00:05:13.000 He is the racist pilgrim today. 0.96

00:05:15.000 Hello! 0.99

00:05:15.000 And I have quarter black carrot producing with me. 0.99

00:05:17.000 We have at G Morgan Jr.

00:05:18.000 sommelier.

00:05:19.000 Apparently that's hard.

00:05:19.000 What's the wine of the day?

00:05:20.000 We have Firewater in honor of our brethren.

00:05:23.000 What does Firewater mean?

00:05:24.000 First Nations people.

00:05:25.000 Whiskey?

00:05:25.000 Bourbon?

00:05:26.000 I thought Firewater was anything with alcohol.

00:05:28.000 That's why I'm saying that.

00:05:29.000 That was very nondescript, but it's your one chance to plug what you do.

00:05:33.000 I don't do bourbon.

00:05:33.000 And you didn't even bring the right kind of liquid.

00:05:36.000 I don't do bourbon.

00:05:36.000 Alright, well there you go.

00:05:38.000 So just bring it in his mouth.

00:05:38.000 That's actually a little distillery from Northern Michigan, and we have Nicola Arbor on the show.

00:05:41.000 We're going to be bringing back Hipster Erhobo. 1.00

00:05:44.000 Question of the day, by the way.

00:05:46.000 We'll be rebutting the Young Turks, so let me ask you this. 0.99

00:05:47.000 What do you think is the worst example of leftists sort of using quote-unquote the Bible to push an agenda?

00:05:53.000 I think claiming the Bible is pro-choice is right up there, which we'll be rebutting at the time of the Young Turks pretty soon, but I'm curious as to what you think.

00:05:59.000 Atheists, Christians, list your religion and what you see is the most egregious example there. 1.00

00:06:05.000 The Bible says, insert whatever whatever here, could be social Health care could be abortion. I have no idea. Hey, let's

00:06:11.000 really quickly before we move on What are you most grateful for uh, Owen Benjamin in this

00:06:15.000 moment right now? It was my friendship with you. Thank you very much

00:06:19.000 Oh, yeah, still mine. You just don't get killed. Oh Because I was ready now before the air

00:06:23.000 Yeah, before we went on. 0.99

00:06:24.000 I did threaten to kill them both and bury them in a shallow grave mounted on top of each other, which, let's be honest. 0.99

00:06:29.000 There's no coming back from that. 0.99

00:06:30.000 If you were found one on top of each other, or facing each other, actually, in a shallow grave, two giants.

00:06:37.000 Like, hands together.

00:06:37.000 It doesn't matter what your wives or fiancé, it doesn't matter what they say, no one will believe you.

00:06:43.000 Yeah, and that's one reason why I made sure I was grateful for our friendship, because I realized how vulnerable I am.

00:06:49.000 I'm grateful for my wife and kids, and I'm also grateful for Mug Clubbers. 1.00

00:06:52.000 I was going to say that.

00:06:53.000 I am truly most grateful for the people who support this show and the wonderful life that we have as a... I just hooked my headphone here.

00:07:00.000 I'm grateful for my wife and kids.

00:07:02.000 I'm grateful for my wife and kids, and I'm also grateful for Mug Clubbers. 1.00

00:07:06.000 I was gonna say that. I am truly most grateful for the people who support this show,

00:07:11.000 and the wonderful life that we have as a...

00:07:13.000 I just hooked my headphone here. I don't know what happened.

00:07:15.000 Not thankful for these headphones, Harold!

00:07:19.000 No, I'm thankful for Mug Club, absolutely.

00:07:22.000 I'm really grateful, and I'm grateful to live in the United States of America, no longer the hellhole that is Canada. 0.99

00:07:26.000 There you go.

00:07:27.000 Alright, leading the news, before we get to Nicole Arbor and her rebuttal of the Young Turks, creepy porn lawyer, Michael Avenetti, he was arrested on felony domestic violence charges.

00:07:37.000 Yeah.

00:07:38.000 It's funny, TMZ is an actual news source now, but this comes from the alleged incident occurred Tuesday night, but there was another confrontation Wednesday between Avenatti and the accuser of security.

00:07:46.000 It said Avenatti screamed repeatedly, she hit me first. 0.91

00:07:49.000 That's always a good sign.

00:07:51.000 You never want that to be the thing that you yell.

00:07:53.000 This is the guy who was going to pull up the string that would unravel the Trump presidency.

00:07:57.000 It's like, you beat the hell out of that broad. 1.00

00:07:58.000 She hit me first. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Go back to your porn lawyering. 1.00

00:08:02.000 All right. 0.98

00:08:03.000 To be fair, you pointed this out.

00:08:06.000 Yeah.

00:08:06.000 We really just missed the warning sign.

00:08:08.000 See these actual quotes from Michael Avenatti's website.

00:08:11.000 Yeah, Owen found this.

00:08:11.000 This is his actual website.

00:08:12.000 Don't tell me what cases you've won.

00:08:15.000 Tell me who you've beaten.

00:08:18.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:08:20.000 If you can't take a punch, you don't belong in the ring.

00:08:23.000 These are actual quotes from Michael Avenatti's website.

00:08:26.000 And finally, the most distasteful. 0.99

00:08:27.000 Gotta backhand yo bitch to keep yo pimp hands strong. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Almost seems as though she hit me first, so I had to backhand the bitch. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Look, next time the police are in a building waiting for you, do not run into the lobby saying, but she hit me first! 0.99

00:08:39.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:39.000 That is admitting guilt right there.

00:08:41.000 That is admitting guilt.

00:08:41.000 That is a bad lawyer.

00:08:43.000 Oh! 0.60

00:08:43.000 Who hit second? 0.60

00:08:45.000 No one. 0.98

00:08:47.000 And also, if you're an outspoken male feminist that judges everybody, don't PUNCH WOMEN! 1.00

00:08:52.000 Yeah, that's a better first starting point.

00:08:55.000 I am grateful for Owen actually following that logic trail to the end.

00:08:59.000 He did a good job.

00:09:00.000 You kind of dropped the ball on that one.

00:09:01.000 Yeah, sorry.

00:09:05.000 In cable news, uh, news, Fox News has joined CNN now in their fight over the press access to the White House.

00:09:11.000 This comes from CNN. 0.98

00:09:12.000 So CNN reporting on Fox News, I don't know, it's like the inception of crap.

00:09:17.000 Quote, in fact, Fox went further than most of the media companies on Wednesday, issuing a statement saying secret service passes for working White House journalists should never be weaponized. 0.85

00:09:25.000 Some are accusing Fox News of selling out, but really, and I know a lot of people behind the scenes, good people, they just felt bad for the Acosta.

00:09:36.000 Mr. President, will you come out of Russia?

00:09:43.000 Mr. President, are you causing the hurricanes?

00:09:47.000 I'm not going anywhere, sir, until you respond about Stormy Daniels, Mr. President.

00:09:53.000 And then he hit a lady with a microphone and said, she hit me first.

00:09:55.000 Yeah, that guy gets it.

00:10:00.000 Look, I understand why Fox is fighting this.

00:10:02.000 You want to make sure that free speech is protected, but pick somebody else to come to the defense of.

00:10:07.000 I just dislike Acosta so much.

00:10:09.000 This is one of those times where my beliefs are almost like, eh, kind of let this one slide.

00:10:14.000 I think pretty much everyone I've spoken with shares the opinion. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Acosta is a dick. 1.00

00:10:18.000 He was being an ass by continuing to press a question. 1.00

00:10:18.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:10:21.000 It was irrelevant at that point.

00:10:22.000 He had been given a chance.

00:10:23.000 He should have moved on.

00:10:24.000 He didn't actually hit the woman who reached for the microphone. 0.83

00:10:26.000 No, he stuck with her arm.

00:10:28.000 That's all.

00:10:28.000 Nobody hit anybody.

00:10:29.000 No, nobody hit anybody.

00:10:30.000 Especially not if you were going to say that Corey Lewandowski, like, oh, he didn't rough a girl up.

00:10:34.000 Well, he certainly roughed her up worse than Jim Acosta did.

00:10:36.000 And let's be honest, Jim Acosta's not capable of it.

00:10:38.000 And I don't mean like he's not capable in temperament.

00:10:40.000 I mean, he's physically not capable of roughing up a woman.

00:10:42.000 It's the vegetarian, right?

00:10:44.000 The guy pushing on the door that can't get it going.

00:10:46.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:47.000 I think it was a little bit of a mistake.

00:10:48.000 They could have just waited like a couple of days and then took his hard pass and probably would not have had the firestorm that they had. 0.99

00:10:53.000 I bet you they probably wanted to do that, but they had a meeting and Trump was like, no, you're gonna take it down, damn it! 0.98

00:10:58.000 Listen, just show me that! 1.00

00:10:59.000 Let's kill his unborn child first! 1.00

00:11:00.000 He won't know where it's coming from! 1.00

00:11:02.000 I appreciate that it's straightforward. At least he just revoked the past.

00:11:06.000 Whereas a sneaky guy like Bernie Sanders would just do it behind the scenes. 1.00

00:11:09.000 Let's kill his unborn child first! He won't know where it's coming from! 1.00

00:11:15.000 Then revoke the son of a bitch's ass! 1.00

00:11:19.000 He's definitely a poison guy. 1.00

00:11:21.000 Bernie's a poison guy that you don't see coming. 0.99

00:11:23.000 How's that vino tasting? 0.88

00:11:26.000 I notice your goblet's half empty.

00:11:29.000 What do you see in his half full? 1.00

00:11:31.000 You're dead! 0.99

00:11:33.000 Finally, by the way, another news. 0.99

00:11:34.000 A New Jersey man was pulled over for a DWI, which we had to explain today to our Canadian friend.

00:11:39.000 He was like, that's not his DUI.

00:11:40.000 I'm like, no, DWI is worse. 0.96

00:11:42.000 Guy pulled over for a DWI, which he then blamed on how badly the New York Jets suck. 0.95

00:11:49.000 Direct quote.

00:11:49.000 By the way, this isn't the first time the Jets have been used as an excuse for a crime as seen with OJ Simpson's Notorious, if the Jets did it.

00:11:54.000 That was a distasteful book.

00:11:54.000 of whiskey and suspected marijuana in his car.

00:11:58.000 By the way, this isn't the first time the Jets have been used as an excuse for a crime

00:12:02.000 as seen with OJ Simpson's Notorious, if the Jets did it.

00:12:05.000 That was a distasteful book.

00:12:06.000 Oh yeah, I remember that book.

00:12:08.000 And this person, by the way, this person, not to be confused with the recent suspect

00:12:11.000 arrested on charges of the murder of Tony Wieseck, remember that?

00:12:15.000 Also, he too blamed the New York Jets.

00:12:17.000 We're going to let that one ride.

00:12:19.000 Oh my gosh.

00:12:21.000 I actually thought it was the sharks.

00:12:25.000 How many bullets, Chino? 0.98

00:12:26.000 Is it enough for you?

00:12:28.000 Enough for me?

00:12:28.000 They were just like, oh my god, stop pointing a loaded gun at all of us.

00:12:31.000 No, I'm going to make all of you pay!

00:12:33.000 She had bad finger control. 0.94

00:12:35.000 And then Christopher Walken threw off a yacht.

00:12:37.000 Oh, that's right!

00:12:38.000 It's Natalie Wood!

00:12:40.000 Oh, wow.

00:12:40.000 That was a bizarre death.

00:12:42.000 That is a really bizarre death.

00:12:44.000 You're aching to get down a conspiracy trail, aren't you?

00:12:46.000 And you always pull me out of my conspiracies.

00:12:47.000 No, no, no, no.

00:12:48.000 You're good at pulling me out of them, though.

00:12:50.000 Stay with us, Owen.

00:12:50.000 Stay with us.

00:12:51.000 That one is like, I mean, he went on a dinghy for no reason.

00:12:56.000 I just forgot the name of the actor that played number two in Austin Powers.

00:12:59.000 I just forgot his name.

00:13:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:01.000 I don't know.

00:13:03.000 Does anyone remember?

00:13:04.000 Come on.

00:13:04.000 This is going to bother us for years.

00:13:07.000 You know who I'm talking about though.

00:13:08.000 There's a G in there and a W. Man, what's his name? 1.00

00:13:11.000 I don't know names very well of actors.

00:13:13.000 I know who you're talking about though.

00:13:14.000 The guy who played number two in Ocean Powers.

00:13:15.000 I know exactly who you're talking about.

00:13:16.000 I can see him.

00:13:17.000 I can see him.

00:13:19.000 This is worse than smallpox.

00:13:21.000 Way worse.

00:13:22.000 Now I know exactly what the natives felt like.

00:13:24.000 I'm gonna think of the name in like 20 minutes and act like I knew it the entire time.

00:13:27.000 Walter something?

00:13:28.000 Wayne something?

00:13:29.000 This is W-E-T. 0.73

00:13:32.000 No, that's not IMDB.

00:13:33.000 That'll be a waste of both your and our audience.

00:13:37.000 All I gotta say is- This is a program that will play hipster or hobo in 10 minutes.

00:13:40.000 Warren Warring- Hold on, I think Gerald had something substantive.

00:13:45.000 If the Jets can be used as an excuse for, you know, driving drunk with an open container, we're gonna have a lot of people from Cleveland calling in with that deal.

00:13:53.000 I mean, you've got one or two games in two years?

00:13:55.000 I mean, that's the city that I would expect people to be killing each other over.

00:13:58.000 They'll just pull people over and they'll say, what happened?

00:14:00.000 I don't know, why don't you check with Los Angeles?

00:14:04.000 All right, so we're going to rebut this video from The Young Turks.

00:14:06.000 It was a recent clip.

00:14:07.000 I mean, listen, I don't really care so much.

00:14:10.000 But it was so nonsensical.

00:14:14.000 But I've heard this before.

00:14:15.000 I've seen the bumper stickers now.

00:14:16.000 Republicans, conservatives, they're only pro-life until you leave the womb.

00:14:20.000 And then they don't want to provide you. 0.99

00:14:21.000 And then they list all the free crap that they want. 0.97

00:14:23.000 It's like, we want free health care. 0.99

00:14:24.000 We want free school and free Nestle Toll House cookies.

00:14:27.000 That's a human right.

00:14:28.000 We need that.

00:14:28.000 I like your cut of your jib.

00:14:31.000 Also, give him the goblet.

00:14:34.000 I really, so I get bothered when they, but now they flat out are saying that abortion is actually supported by the Bible.

00:14:41.000 Let's start this off.

00:14:42.000 So voters in both Alabama and West Virginia approved ballot initiatives on Tuesday, which was the day of the midterm elections, that will update the state constitutions to declare that abortion rights are not guaranteed.

00:14:56.000 And of course, this is a move that will severely curtail reproductive rights in the states. 0.97

00:15:00.000 Now, I'm going to keep it real.

00:15:02.000 These ballot initiatives straight out ban abortion.

00:15:07.000 Is there anything less black, less keeping it real than an Armenian next to an Armenian genocide denier?

00:15:12.000 I'm going to keep it real! 0.64

00:15:13.000 Are you going to deny the Armenian genocide?

00:15:15.000 No, tank! 1.00

00:15:16.000 You try to slip that one in here, that's bullshit! 1.00

00:15:21.000 Gosh, the pillow talk they must have. 1.00

00:15:23.000 But what she basically just said is voters in a democracy got together and said what they wanted.

00:15:29.000 I'm just translating exactly what she just said.

00:15:32.000 They're mad that states are passing measures saying that there's no constitutional right to abortion.

00:15:37.000 Right, exactly.

00:15:38.000 And they're doing upside-down language like they always do.

00:15:40.000 Reproductive right. 1.00

00:15:41.000 It's killing that... Reproductive right is to reproduce. 1.00

00:15:47.000 So it's the right to end reproductive right? 1.00

00:15:51.000 It's tolerance, intolerance, and acceptance.

00:15:53.000 In your words, Anna, what is the most important step in reproduction?

00:15:59.000 Not.

00:15:59.000 Yeah.

00:16:00.000 Not even.

00:16:02.000 So how do you reproduce?

00:16:03.000 You don't.

00:16:04.000 It's like Joey Triviani when he said, well, what if we're gonna be locked up for this long and we'll need to reproduce?

00:16:07.000 And he brought condoms.

00:16:08.000 That would be the way to do it, Joey.

00:16:09.000 Remember that episode?

00:16:10.000 That's what it's like.

00:16:11.000 But everybody has rights!

00:16:12.000 All right.

00:16:13.000 And this is like, you were making this point here before the show, that it's a scare tactic about... Yeah, absolutely.

00:16:17.000 Every time that we hear somebody start talking about abortion, they're saying, oh, it's because the Supreme Court's going to overturn Roe.

00:16:23.000 Right.

00:16:23.000 And all of a sudden, you're going to have to go to different states.

00:16:24.000 Like you said, all it does is basically say that there's no right to it.

00:16:27.000 And at some point, maybe Alabama, if it gets overturned, says, we don't want that in our state.

00:16:32.000 Oh, dear God, you have to go to another state if you want to do it.

00:16:35.000 Fine.

00:16:35.000 Go do it.

00:16:36.000 Right?

00:16:36.000 That's the worst thing that happens is that you are inconvenienced when you are trying to end a human life.

00:16:41.000 I'm okay with that.

00:16:42.000 Yeah, I know.

00:16:43.000 Seems like it's a little less convenient for the life that's being ended, of course.

00:16:46.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:46.000 Also, who wants to go to Alabama?

00:16:49.000 Who wants to be in Alabama? 0.59

00:16:50.000 It's a great reason to leave Alabama anyway.

00:16:53.000 There was a whole documentary on Netflix, I can't remember, someone can probably remember the title, and it was right next to RBG, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, where they show her doing the curls on the BOSU wall.

00:17:00.000 And she's like, it's functional fitness! 0.97

00:17:03.000 And then they started talking about how they're going to overturn Roe v. Wade.

00:17:06.000 They asked Kavanaugh, and he said, no, I have no interest in overturning Roe v. Wade.

00:17:09.000 No.

00:17:10.000 That's the thing.

00:17:10.000 It's just, it is a scare tactic of the left.

00:17:12.000 Here's what it comes down to. 0.95

00:17:13.000 Some states don't think you have a constitutional, a birth right to kill a baby.

00:17:17.000 And we'll get into more details on that.

00:17:18.000 And by the way, it has nothing to do with the Bible.

00:17:20.000 There are scientific arguments for this, but they make the biblical arguments.

00:17:22.000 That's what we're taking on today.

00:17:23.000 Next clip.

00:17:24.000 Now in Alabama, it goes a little further because they would give personhood rights to a fetus.

00:17:32.000 A zygote.

00:17:33.000 Sperm, though... Thank you for clarifying.

00:17:35.000 Sperm is not life.

00:17:36.000 It's only life as soon as it enters a woman's body. 1.00

00:17:40.000 Uhhhh... Come again, stupid? 1.00

00:17:41.000 No! 1.00

00:17:42.000 It's only life after conception!

00:17:45.000 Yeah.

00:17:45.000 Right?

00:17:45.000 This is the point they try to answer, like, well, sperm is... If that were the case, then Gerald Sockdrawer would be absolute genocide.

00:17:52.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:17:53.000 Pouting me! 1.00

00:17:53.000 What's going on? 1.00

00:17:55.000 Yeah, it's so funny when people say a factual statement sarcastically.

00:18:01.000 It's like, this is a hat.

00:18:05.000 And that's supposed to be an argument.

00:18:06.000 It's like, no, sperm isn't life.

00:18:08.000 Life is only after conception.

00:18:10.000 And by the way, this is a commonly recognized medical fact.

00:18:13.000 Before you start getting into your metaphysics chank with the Bible and all that, it's a medical fact.

00:18:17.000 Conception marks the development of a genetically distinct individual with its own unique DNA.

00:18:22.000 This isn't coming from the Westboro Baptist Church.

00:18:24.000 PubMed.

00:18:25.000 How about that?

00:18:26.000 Does that work for you, Cenk?

00:18:28.000 And Anna, who's with Armenian Genocide Denying Cenk?

00:18:31.000 I don't know how you live with yourself. 0.99

00:18:33.000 It's so funny to me when Anna's like, Steven Crowder is a garbage person. 1.00

00:18:37.000 You've sold your soul! 0.99

00:18:40.000 To a foreign caliphate and sit across from a man who denies the worst tragedy your people have ever incurred! 0.99

00:18:51.000 We sell mugs!

00:18:53.000 By the way, he's tasting funny.

00:18:55.000 I have the last laugh!

00:18:58.000 By the way, I don't know if you know this, but we recognize it on a legal level in the United States.

00:19:02.000 After conception, it's illegal to kill a fetus when you're committing a crime.

00:19:04.000 The law specifically defines an unborn child.

00:19:07.000 Here you go.

00:19:07.000 Here's the law.

00:19:08.000 We have an overlay for you.

00:19:09.000 Something that the Young Turks don't provide. 0.99

00:19:10.000 We combat with facts.

00:19:11.000 Do you have a source or an overlay?

00:19:16.000 Flinching like Will Ferrell in Elf when he samples a perfume.

00:19:21.000 I know, and that's the thing, too.

00:19:23.000 In the law, it says unborn child, and yet she uses the term zygote, just so that people will think, oh, this has got to be like some kind of cell thing that we can all just do away with.

00:19:30.000 ZYGOTE!

00:19:31.000 We're playing her alphabet game!

00:19:33.000 I know, that's a great word for it!

00:19:34.000 Zygote's a great word. 1.00

00:19:35.000 That's a great one.

00:19:36.000 We warm up for the show, we do the alphabet warm-up, where A, and I have to say, you know, albatross, and B, beta, whatever it is, and you go around and you have to use it.

00:19:42.000 And we're always at a loss for Z. Zygote! 0.99

00:19:45.000 I would just like for them to say it's an unborn child.

00:19:47.000 Please.

00:19:47.000 It is an unborn child.

00:19:49.000 By all definitions that we use in this country, it is an unborn child, even legally.

00:19:52.000 Let's just say unborn baby.

00:19:54.000 There you go, baby.

00:19:55.000 I'm okay with it.

00:19:56.000 The unborn.

00:19:57.000 You know people are hiding the eight ball when they use these language tricks.

00:20:01.000 Yeah, of course.

00:20:01.000 No one ever goes up to your wife and they're like, can I feel the fetus bump?

00:20:05.000 Right. It's a baby bump.

00:20:06.000 And then they switch to like, I'm still a clump of cells.

00:20:09.000 Right. I know.

00:20:10.000 So to be fair, Anna actually does put her hand in the zygote and say,

00:20:13.000 I'm better than you. All right.

00:20:15.000 I can hear it kicking.

00:20:17.000 I think I upset it.

00:20:18.000 Let's go to the next clip.

00:20:20.000 Mission accomplished.

00:20:21.000 All those people who get shot up throughout the country because our politicians refuse to do anything about gun violence.

00:20:26.000 Adults.

00:20:27.000 Those people's lives don't matter.

00:20:28.000 What?

00:20:28.000 Adults.

00:20:28.000 All the children who are living on the streets right now who have no food because Republican politicians believe in cutting funding for food programs.

00:20:36.000 She's keeping it real.

00:20:38.000 Those people's lives don't matter.

00:20:40.000 Those children's lives don't matter. 0.60

00:20:41.000 Who cares about them?

00:20:42.000 All of those children who are risking their lives right now to cross into the United States, cross through Mexico to the United States to seek asylum out of fear for their own lives.

00:20:52.000 They're not people.

00:20:54.000 We don't care about their lives.

00:20:55.000 But as long as there's a zygote in a woman's body, that's when it matters. 1.00

00:21:00.000 Oh, that word!

00:21:01.000 She said it again! 1.00

00:21:03.000 She uses every minority group in the playbook. 0.99

00:21:05.000 Migrants, mass shooting victims, the poor, I guess, as a minority group now.

00:21:09.000 Claiming the Republicans don't care about these people's lives.

00:21:11.000 Hey, everybody, that's the straw man alert!

00:21:12.000 Straw man alert!

00:21:13.000 Straw man of the day! 0.82

00:21:14.000 The end of the day!

00:21:16.000 That's a long one.

00:21:22.000 It's obnoxious by design.

00:21:24.000 We want to drive this point home.

00:21:25.000 She's obnoxious by design. 1.00

00:21:26.000 This is something that creates this false... And I really am grateful that, again, to Mug Clubbers and people out there, we don't have a foreign caliphate funding us, but I'm grateful that people are starting to catch on. 0.98

00:21:35.000 Yeah.

00:21:35.000 Let me ask you this, okay?

00:21:36.000 Is not having stricter gun laws... Let's even go with you saying, we need stricter gun laws.

00:21:40.000 You know, in other words, like, all semi-automatics need to be banned.

00:21:43.000 In other words, all firearms people use to protect themselves.

00:21:46.000 Is not having your laws that you want... Is that the equivalent to murdering people?

00:21:50.000 Is not granting people automatic citizenship because they showed up and knocked the door the same as murdering them?

00:21:56.000 Is there any Republican who wants to make it legal to murder poor people?

00:22:00.000 Or immigrants? 0.99

00:22:01.000 Or argue that mass shootings should be legal? 0.97

00:22:03.000 No!

00:22:04.000 It's only the left who argues that the murder of an entire group of people, namely unborn children or Zygotes! 0.57

00:22:11.000 That it should be legal.

00:22:12.000 Which, by the way, is basically the definition of genocide. 0.97

00:22:14.000 You're picking a group of people, and you're killing them because they're different. 0.99

00:22:17.000 Why are you killing them? 1.00

00:22:18.000 Because they're small. 0.99

00:22:19.000 I mean, zygotes.

00:22:21.000 Talk about othering somebody.

00:22:23.000 Look, anytime that you sit down with somebody on the left that genuinely has a concern for people, you realize that nobody wants poor people out there. 1.00

00:22:30.000 Nobody wants people to be shot up.

00:22:32.000 Nobody wants kids who are fleeing persecution, though that's not the case, to have to just sit there and look on the outside looking in.

00:22:38.000 We basically have all of the same concerns.

00:22:40.000 We just have an idea for actually solving the problem.

00:22:43.000 They have an idea for throwing money and power at problems.

00:22:47.000 And to be fair, by the way, I think that a lot of them are misled and they do think that will solve the problem.

00:22:51.000 It doesn't.

00:22:52.000 It doesn't.

00:22:53.000 There's no system that has brought more people out of poverty than free enterprise and a free enterprise capitalist system.

00:22:57.000 What the Turks want, what the TYT want, and Armenian Genocide Deniers Incorporated.

00:23:04.000 By the way, yeah, look up the LLC.

00:23:06.000 That's how it was filed.

00:23:07.000 Well, no, and one of the things she says, too, Republicans are the most, they are the most, they're absolutely the most charitable people out there.

00:23:13.000 Studies have shown this.

00:23:14.000 Statistically.

00:23:14.000 Brooks, who really cares, is a book that everyone needs to read.

00:23:16.000 It's not even close.

00:23:17.000 Yeah, we want these things taken care of, and you're saying that we obviously don't, and I'm like, this just doesn't add up at all.

00:23:22.000 Yeah.

00:23:22.000 No, when I watch Anna Kasparian talk, I'm grateful that I'm not, I don't have Middle Eastern overlords.

00:23:29.000 Yes!

00:23:29.000 Because like be like that no because the arguments the same argument with death penalty

00:23:33.000 It's if you see an unborn baby is the same as a murderer It's like one is not committed heinous acts and can't fit 0.98

00:23:40.000 society like these arguments are just so mind-numbing that I'm like

00:23:43.000 Don't take money from caliphates, right? Yes. I got that as Speaking of which, by the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot, apparently, on the YouTube.

00:23:52.000 Or join Mug Club.

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00:23:55.000 Not only do you get the daily show, but you get everything there at CRTV.

00:23:58.000 It's what keeps this program going.

00:24:00.000 We don't have Al Jazeera money.

00:24:01.000 What was the first round of funding?

00:24:02.000 Was it $20 million?

00:24:03.000 And then there was a whole second round?

00:24:04.000 I'm just like, oh my god.

00:24:05.000 We don't have 40 people here working in an office going, ugh.

00:24:10.000 Cenk's doing the duck fat again.

00:24:12.000 All right, next clip.

00:24:14.000 I don't know if you know this, Hannah, that way they can tell you what to do with your body.

00:24:16.000 That's exactly right.

00:24:17.000 I'm sure that was just a random coincidence.

00:24:20.000 Sorry about life.

00:24:21.000 It's never been about life.

00:24:22.000 There might be some good religious people out there who genuinely believe that life is a moment of conception.

00:24:27.000 Oftentimes those are the religious people who don't try to force their religion down our throats.

00:24:32.000 We're not.

00:24:32.000 But the ones that we do hear from don't really care about life.

00:24:36.000 What they hate is the fact that women get to choose their own fate. 1.00

00:24:40.000 They hate the fact that women get to control their own bodies. 1.00

00:24:43.000 They want to go back to the good old days.

00:24:44.000 What about the woman's body that hasn't been born yet? 0.98

00:24:46.000 Yeah, I know.

00:24:47.000 It depends.

00:24:48.000 No, it's a zygote, and I'm better than you.

00:24:50.000 And a zygote.

00:24:51.000 One thing I've never understood, again, they're attributing motive here, so let's just go with what it is that they present.

00:24:56.000 But what is it?

00:24:58.000 With the left's obsession with this, men don't want women to be able to control their own bodies. 1.00

00:25:03.000 It's an argument that's used ad nauseum.

00:25:04.000 Can you name me one policy?

00:25:05.000 Can anyone tweet me?

00:25:07.000 Comment below, Instagram, wherever you can reach me or Owen or Jill.

00:25:12.000 Can you name me one policy from conservatives, Republicans today, specifically designed to forbid a woman from making her own choices outside of abortion?

00:25:21.000 One! 0.96

00:25:23.000 Can you think of any?

00:25:24.000 Is it possible?

00:25:26.000 Does the argument hold water?

00:25:29.000 No.

00:25:30.000 The Young Turks are wrong. 1.00

00:25:33.000 Is it conservatives, by the way, who want to prevent young girls from choosing?

00:25:37.000 Remember that callback?

00:25:38.000 Don't you remember where that callback is from?

00:25:40.000 Choose!

00:25:41.000 Don't.

00:25:42.000 You don't pay attention to the show at all!

00:25:43.000 Dark Crystal!

00:25:44.000 Hardly do.

00:25:44.000 No, it's Ashley Judd.

00:25:46.000 We don't choose!

00:25:48.000 We get our periods, alright.

00:25:49.000 I remember that now.

00:25:50.000 I remember that now.

00:25:51.000 Do conservatives want to prevent young girls from choosing what school to go to?

00:25:54.000 From choosing which health insurance plan they can purchase.

00:25:57.000 From choosing what kind of a car they can drive despite the gallons you, the miles per gallon.

00:26:02.000 From choosing to lawfully purchase a firearm to enjoy her God-given right to self-preservation.

00:26:07.000 Or how about choosing whether she can drink a big gulp or not?

00:26:11.000 Do any republic, have they proposed any legislation?

00:26:13.000 No, no, no, no.

00:26:14.000 How about straws in California or salting on the table in New York?

00:26:17.000 Some of the most obscure examples possible.

00:26:19.000 I'm sure it's just a coincidence, right?

00:26:21.000 All of a sudden they want to choose whether women can use straws.

00:26:25.000 What about choosing who comes into our country? 1.00

00:26:27.000 That's one, too.

00:26:27.000 It's like, my country, my rules.

00:26:30.000 Right.

00:26:30.000 And by the way, hey, there's another thing, too, we haven't really brought up.

00:26:32.000 Selective service.

00:26:33.000 The government actually controls men's bodies. 0.64

00:26:36.000 My body, my chair, and I'm in Normandy!

00:26:38.000 What the hell happened?

00:26:40.000 What happened?

00:26:40.000 That was so fast!

00:26:42.000 That's so true.

00:26:44.000 I've never even heard that point.

00:26:45.000 That's amazing.

00:26:46.000 No, that's true.

00:26:46.000 We've talked about that.

00:26:47.000 You don't pay attention to the show.

00:26:49.000 That's been on the show before.

00:26:49.000 I knew that one.

00:26:50.000 I appreciate it. 0.97

00:26:52.000 And some say that his fake crappy feathers were tied too tight. 0.97

00:26:58.000 No, here's the truth. 0.98

00:26:58.000 The only time that conservatives ever step in on choice is when it involves choosing to kill a living being other than yourself. 0.98

00:27:04.000 Which, by the way, is entirely consistent.

00:27:06.000 Just watch the Young Turks for a week, and you'll see them trying to eliminate choices.

00:27:10.000 Your right to choose, be you male or female, but let's go with female today because that's what they're on about. 1.00

00:27:15.000 About five different topics on any given day.

00:27:18.000 And that's just the marquee show.

00:27:20.000 I don't even know about the other ones where they do pop culture, I guess, with a buzz cut and a lisp.

00:27:24.000 Let's move on.

00:27:26.000 And if you're a woman, get out. 1.00

00:27:28.000 Get out.

00:27:29.000 Before Kavanaugh and the other guys take away Roe vs. Wade.

00:27:32.000 He said he wouldn't.

00:27:33.000 Otherwise, they're going to take away your rights and they're going to imprison you because of their religion.

00:27:40.000 That's what they do in Saudi Arabia.

00:27:41.000 That's what Alabama's turned into. 1.00

00:27:42.000 Oh, so we're equivalent to Muslims. 0.86

00:27:44.000 Right.

00:27:45.000 Right.

00:27:45.000 But I thought Muslims were, by and large, peace-loving individuals.

00:27:49.000 He's saying that Republicans want to take away your rights and imprison you because of their religion?

00:27:55.000 Except, by the way, none of these laws we're talking about mention religion at all!

00:27:59.000 Zero.

00:27:59.000 Zero!

00:28:00.000 This is something that the left actually hates to admit, but the changes in attitude toward abortion laws since Roe v. Wade, and the reason you're having a more pro-life generation, arguably, than ever before, is entirely due to scientific advancement.

00:28:11.000 Yes.

00:28:12.000 In the 1970s, maybe you could actually excuse people who didn't understand that they would just think it's a clump of cells.

00:28:17.000 With today's technology, ultrasounds, whatever, take your pick, all of the technology that we have today.

00:28:21.000 Which technology?

00:28:22.000 Let's go with all of it.

00:28:24.000 Let's make it all admissible.

00:28:26.000 All technology that we have, an understanding of human DNA, an understanding of development in the human body, and viability.

00:28:33.000 It supports, scientifically, the idea that unborn babies are human beings.

00:28:40.000 They're completely viable, by the way, now, down to 20-something weeks.

00:28:43.000 Where you can have abortions, by the way, in Colorado.

00:28:44.000 I think it's 24 or 26 weeks.

00:28:47.000 This is why he tries to set it up, going, the only argument against abortion is religious.

00:28:52.000 By the way, the Bible says it's a good thing.

00:28:54.000 Well, hold a second.

00:28:54.000 That's not the only argument against abortion.

00:28:56.000 And you're wrong about the Bible because you're wrong about nearly everything.

00:28:59.000 Yeah.

00:29:01.000 He's like, I just want to eat.

00:29:03.000 What's that time of year?

00:29:06.000 Lunchtime, yeah.

00:29:07.000 Let's go to the next clip really quickly.

00:29:10.000 That's just a baby.

00:29:11.000 It's a zygote!

00:29:15.000 Right, exactly.

00:29:16.000 We have to be responsible for what we learn.

00:29:18.000 She's acting like that that we just saw right there was not an unborn child.

00:29:22.000 That that is just a clump of cells.

00:29:24.000 She's acting like we don't have all of that technology you just said that we have.

00:29:28.000 You're acting like you don't know any of that.

00:29:30.000 They're Don Quixote fighting windmills.

00:29:32.000 They're going like, Kevin O wants to put you in prison because of his religion.

00:29:39.000 First off, he doesn't even want to overturn Roe v. Wade.

00:29:41.000 Second, the argument against abortion has nothing to do with religion. 0.99

00:29:43.000 Third, I'm pretty sure you just had a seizure because you're sounding retarded. 0.99

00:29:46.000 Yeah, and also, I know several atheists that are against abortion as well.

00:29:50.000 Christopher Hitchens was one, actually, who said, the more we learn about science, the more I find it actually indefensible to draw a line outside of conception, barring some extreme examples.

00:29:59.000 Yeah, like going through pregnancy with my wives.

00:30:02.000 It sounded like you said wives.

00:30:06.000 I was trying to multiply my children and it came out the wrong way.

00:30:10.000 But it's like, once you see that heartbeat, once you know, you see the face, the hands, there's no going back.

00:30:17.000 I was like, oh wow, this is the worst thing in the world.

00:30:20.000 Like, once you see that, and they never write about that in Cosmo, about all the women that believe this nonsense, make that choice, later have a kid, and just, it haunts them.

00:30:29.000 And that's crazy.

00:30:30.000 You never see that.

00:30:31.000 No, you're fear-mongering.

00:30:32.000 By the way, Brett Kavanaugh wants to put you in prison.

00:30:35.000 Because of his religion.

00:30:36.000 You know, ancient cultures used to consider it a crime against the state to have an abortion.

00:30:40.000 Well, we're going to get to that in a second.

00:30:41.000 Let's go to the next clip first.

00:30:42.000 But I have to be honest with you.

00:30:44.000 Your religious and political leaders have kept you in ignorance.

00:30:48.000 Please enlighten us.

00:30:49.000 The Bible is actually pro-abortion. 0.82

00:30:51.000 What?

00:30:51.000 That's a fact.

00:30:53.000 If you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband, Here the priest is to put the women under this curse. 0.96

00:31:02.000 May the Lord cause you to become a curse among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 0.99

00:31:11.000 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells and your womb miscarries. 0.98

00:31:16.000 I want to give you full context here because we're going to dissect this.

00:31:18.000 It is clear as day.

00:31:21.000 There is no question about it.

00:31:23.000 If you don't believe me, just go read the Bible.

00:31:25.000 But you don't believe in day?

00:31:26.000 It is pro-abortion. 0.85

00:31:29.000 You don't believe in day, though.

00:31:31.000 See how you either just, Brett Kavanaugh wants to put you in prison.

00:31:33.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:33.000 Sure.

00:31:34.000 Well, you don't believe in day, Cenk. 0.97

00:31:35.000 Just imagine not being beholden to any sort of truth at all.

00:31:38.000 Could you have any idea?

00:31:40.000 It's clear as day.

00:31:41.000 But you don't, but clear is not a thing.

00:31:43.000 You don't even believe that the word clear should exist.

00:31:45.000 What?

00:31:45.000 I'm just lying.

00:31:47.000 What do you mean?

00:31:48.000 Yeah, it was a lie.

00:31:49.000 I'm doing what you do.

00:31:50.000 Are we supposed to believe?

00:31:52.000 I don't want to date a tribute motive, but do you really believe that no one of the Young Turks knows that Breitkamp or are they so lazy they didn't watch any of the questioning where he said, I will not overturn Roe v. Wade?

00:32:02.000 Did they not watch it?

00:32:03.000 You have to believe they're either really lazy or they assume that their audience is really lazy.

00:32:08.000 But the crux of his argument here is that the Bible is pro-abortion.

00:32:08.000 Take your pick.

00:32:10.000 He claims the verse, let's dissect this pretty quickly, the verse is about abortion.

00:32:13.000 It's not.

00:32:14.000 It's about a curse that falls on a woman if she's unfaithful to her wife.

00:32:16.000 If she's unfaithful to her husband, she'll be barren and unable to have children. 1.00

00:32:21.000 Yeah, and you notice that he used the NIV there, and that actually mistranslates the word, or incorrectly uses miscarriage.

00:32:27.000 That's why you're here.

00:32:28.000 That's the only translation that says miscarriage.

00:32:30.000 Really?

00:32:31.000 Yeah, and I read some articles about this, and they say that the NIV actually incorrectly used it.

00:32:36.000 There's a lot of explanations for what this could be talking about, but abortion?

00:32:40.000 Look, even if it says miscarry, even if it says in this one instance, it would not mean that the Bible is pro-abortion.

00:32:45.000 It would mean that the punishment is For having an adulterous affair and having a kid would be a miscarriage. 0.79

00:32:50.000 Exactly.

00:32:51.000 Not for convenience.

00:32:52.000 Not because I just don't want kids.

00:32:54.000 Not because I just want to have unprotected sex and have no consequences in my life.

00:32:57.000 That is not the same thing.

00:32:58.000 No, it's not the same thing.

00:33:00.000 Think of it as an Aesop fable.

00:33:01.000 Look before you cheat! 0.99

00:33:03.000 Slow and not a whore wins the race. 1.00

00:33:04.000 I'm just trying to find ways to make this work here. 0.77

00:33:07.000 And by the way, a good example of the point, to bring back kind of your point, the point that Chink claims a poison, it's not poison.

00:33:11.000 She didn't drink poison. 0.99

00:33:12.000 It's water used in a traditional Jewish ceremony and causes no ill effect if she's not cheating on her husband. 0.99

00:33:18.000 It tastes bad.

00:33:19.000 It'll have some slight stomach discomfort for sure.

00:33:21.000 Get her some Pepto.

00:33:24.000 It's not so much a pro-abortion parable as it is a don't-be-a-lying-cheating-horror lesson!

00:33:30.000 And look, anytime you have a confusing text, anytime you have something that makes you think God is thinking a way that you're like, wow, God would never be for that, use the entire Bible, right?

00:33:38.000 Use the entire Bible, get a little bit more understanding of what's going on, and also realize that you're talking about ceremonial laws.

00:33:45.000 613 ceremonial laws that we are no longer under as Christians.

00:33:48.000 All that stuff was taken care of.

00:33:49.000 It doesn't mean that the Old Testament's irrelevant and that the law doesn't matter.

00:33:52.000 It means the law was fulfilled in Jesus Christ, right?

00:33:55.000 So we have the New Testament to look at.

00:33:56.000 So you're acting like any other book that you would read, you would read the whole thing to come to an understanding of what's being said.

00:34:02.000 Here, he's trying to cherry-pick something for his own end. 0.99

00:34:04.000 He's the kind of guy who wouldn't get anybody to believe that Harry Potter dies of the bullshit! 1.00

00:34:09.000 You have to finish it, Jake! 1.00

00:34:10.000 No!

00:34:11.000 He ends at the death of Christ and doesn't keep reading.

00:34:13.000 You get to the resurrection.

00:34:14.000 Come on! 0.61

00:34:14.000 And Anna's three inches from the screen looking at Hermione going, I'm better than you! 0.61

00:34:18.000 And you're like, I don't know.

00:34:19.000 This is pretty cool.

00:34:20.000 This is pretty intense there.

00:34:21.000 Gerald knows his stuff when it comes to this.

00:34:23.000 Oh, I love being around you guys, too.

00:34:24.000 Like, really.

00:34:25.000 I notice Gerald.

00:34:26.000 Owen always gets really quiet when Gerald talks.

00:34:27.000 He's like, what is he going to say?

00:34:28.000 Oh yeah, because you give me knowledge, man.

00:34:31.000 It is.

00:34:31.000 He really does know this stuff, though, and you can tweet him if you want to ask for it.

00:34:34.000 So here's a question that we often get.

00:34:35.000 Hold on a second.

00:34:36.000 Is there any biblical backing to support the pro-life position?

00:34:39.000 You get this a lot when we're like, there's nothing in the Bible that talks about homosexuality outside of Liticus.

00:34:43.000 And Romans.

00:34:44.000 And most of the New Testament.

00:34:45.000 As far as supporting a pro-life position, in addition to the science, you mean?

00:34:48.000 Sure.

00:34:49.000 So I guess Cenk's never read Jeremiah, Jeremiah 1.5.

00:34:53.000 That's one where God actually says, before I formed you in the womb, I knew you.

00:34:56.000 Or, again, if you're an atheist, we're just talking about, we're abutting Cenk's argument because he's trying to act as though the only argument for abortion, against abortion, sorry, is religious.

00:35:04.000 Man, I got confused myself there. 0.98

00:35:06.000 Watching The Young Turks turns my brain into mush, so don't rot your mind.

00:35:09.000 Don't you sit too close to the YouTube.

00:35:12.000 Psalm 139.13, where David actually tells God, you knit me together in my mother's womb.

00:35:16.000 The next one, is it Luke 1?

00:35:20.000 I'm good with the Luke ones.

00:35:21.000 Or is it first Luke?

00:35:22.000 First Luke's one.

00:35:24.000 What?

00:35:24.000 I'm so confused.

00:35:26.000 Wait, you just put them both in there.

00:35:28.000 Elizabeth actually says to Mary, when the sound of your greeting came to my ears, the baby in my womb left for joy.

00:35:33.000 Arguably, of course, one of the most damning here, if you want to get into religious sort of laws, we're talking about Exodus.

00:35:38.000 Oops.

00:35:39.000 Verses 22 through 25, which crazily enough, by the way, pro-abortionists try to twist into being a pro-Debbie Wasserman Schultz and 26-week-old-abortions-in-Colorado tale.

00:35:47.000 Let's look at the actual verse.

00:35:48.000 This is the actual verse.

00:35:49.000 When men strive together and hit a pregnant woman so that her children come out, but there is no harm, the one who hit her shall surely be fined, as the woman's husband shall impose on her.

00:35:58.000 And he shall pay the judges... I'm trying to... This is actually... I think we're using King James here.

00:36:02.000 A little harder than NIV, but we also have to do research.

00:36:05.000 I can do it.

00:36:06.000 But if there is harm, then you shall pay life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn.

00:36:12.000 So this is actually talking about punishing someone two times over if you hurt a baby.

00:36:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:18.000 So if the baby comes out and it's fine, everything's good to go, right?

00:36:21.000 You pay a fine because you did hurt the woman by hitting her and causing the baby to be born early, but if the baby comes out and there's damage, that's trouble.

00:36:27.000 You have to pay for that with a life, which means you've committed murder.

00:36:30.000 Right, exactly.

00:36:32.000 We already have that. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Double homicide if you kill a pregnant woman. 1.00

00:36:34.000 Yeah, I know, but I mean, it's just using the same law.

00:36:36.000 This is in Exodus, so it's among those same 613 laws to clarify.

00:36:39.000 Hey look, it was law back then, and it's law today!

00:36:43.000 Was that mentioned anywhere?

00:36:44.000 I love how the young guy said that we didn't talk about Dr. Christie, we didn't list any of the evidence.

00:36:48.000 We listed all of the evidence.

00:36:49.000 That was a setup for the punchline.

00:36:50.000 Right here, they don't mention our laws today or the biblical laws while arguing about abortion law.

00:36:56.000 They try to translate this idea of child coming forth as miscarriage and then argue that there's no penalty for a fetus dying.

00:37:01.000 That's what I've seen.

00:37:02.000 Exactly.

00:37:02.000 And it's twisting into pretzels.

00:37:04.000 No, exactly.

00:37:05.000 Let's be clear.

00:37:05.000 Throughout the Bible, unborn babies are not seen as clumps of cells.

00:37:09.000 Yeah.

00:37:10.000 And not because we're using a new international version, new living translation, just because they see them as human beings.

00:37:14.000 Yeah.

00:37:14.000 And you can't, you can't read the Bible and think that God would think that, right?

00:37:18.000 You can't read every part of the Bible that talks about life and how, how sacred it is and think that God would be like, yeah, well, if it's just inconvenient, go ahead and kill him.

00:37:25.000 Oh, or if somebody accidentally kills your child and you have a miscarriage, just, it's like a $50 fine, bro. 0.89

00:37:30.000 It's totally cool.

00:37:30.000 Right?

00:37:31.000 God, the God of the Bible, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob does not think like that.

00:37:35.000 But what does 2nd Margaret Sanger say? 1.00

00:37:39.000 Kill the blacks! 1.00

00:37:41.000 Okay, that's a different book. 1.00

00:37:43.000 It's like, be fruitful and multiply unless you want to party.

00:37:46.000 Right, exactly.

00:37:48.000 This is the gospel according to the Beastie Boys.

00:37:53.000 These aren't religious laws, they're common sense laws.

00:37:56.000 I hate to say common sense laws.

00:37:57.000 Okay, no, not common sense laws.

00:38:00.000 These are basic human biology laws, all right?

00:38:03.000 So, sorry, the Young Turks, and I want you guys to draw your own conclusions, I want you to look up, I want you to read on the science, look at a developmental chart of where a fetus is, and tell me when it becomes a clump of cells, when that turns into a human being, but sorry, the Young Turks, you're wrong on basic human biology, okay? 0.99

00:38:19.000 Might I suggest a science class?

00:38:20.000 You're wrong also, by the way, on the Bible.

00:38:23.000 Might I suggest Sunday school?

00:38:24.000 You're wrong on choice.

00:38:25.000 You're wrong on universal health care.

00:38:28.000 The Young Turks is wrong on the birds that sing.

00:38:30.000 The Young Turks is wrong on everything!

00:38:33.000 We'll be back with Nicole Arbor.

00:38:34.000 That'll be fun and then hipster-hogwart.

00:38:49.000 I'm batting a few more shower curtain rings.

00:38:53.000 There's bugs on my legs.

00:38:55.000 It's from the bed.

00:38:57.000 Why do they keep playing that music?

00:39:00.000 It's a trope.

00:39:02.000 It's a needless trope.

00:39:04.000 How do you spell trope?

00:39:10.000 Canadian or American?

00:39:10.000 I don't know, probably American.

00:39:13.000 The Canadian version sounds a little sticky and weird.

00:39:17.000 Pretty confident we'd toss a you in there.

00:39:19.000 I like to toss it in everything.

00:39:23.000 Yeah, you guys do.

00:39:25.000 Your sticky little maple syrup hands. 0.99

00:39:29.000 Man, Canadians are weirdos. 1.00

00:39:32.000 I don't want to share it. There's that music. 0.99

00:39:35.000 Okay. Again, I have no idea how many robots do this or why they would do this, but apparently

00:40:00.000 it's a thing that they actually do.

00:40:01.000 Really good to have our next guest on the show.

00:40:03.000 She's been on the program several times, and people said, hey, she's nice to look at, but she also is interesting to listen to when she speaks.

00:40:09.000 She has very good points.

00:40:10.000 Just kidding.

00:40:10.000 That's about half and half.

00:40:11.000 Some people just like looking at her.

00:40:13.000 You know her, of course.

00:40:13.000 You can follow her on the Twitter, at Nicole Arbor, with a U, because she's Canadian.

00:40:17.000 And of course, you know her on YouTube, her channel.

00:40:19.000 And be on the lookout for the book.

00:40:20.000 It's How to Lose Excuses, and bleeping win already, though that's not the actual name of the title.

00:40:24.000 Nicole Arbor, how are you?

00:40:26.000 I'm amazing!

00:40:27.000 How are you?

00:40:27.000 Are you one of those people who just says amazing?

00:40:30.000 Or are you really doing amazing?

00:40:32.000 No, my mind is actually blown right now over what I've seen in LA the last few days.

00:40:36.000 Okay, well good, there you go then.

00:40:37.000 I feel like my brain is exploding actually from the fires and all of the... The National Enquirer is literally more accurate than most press at the current moment when it comes to these fires.

00:40:47.000 It's insane.

00:40:48.000 Explain to people who don't know, you've made a trip down there, you've been spending some time down there, now what do you mean as far as the press is inaccurate from what we've seen?

00:40:56.000 This doesn't seem like a controversial issue, so I'm a little surprised.

00:40:59.000 I didn't think so either.

00:41:00.000 So I joined in with the search and rescue team to go save a bunch of animals that were left up in Malibu because they had to evacuate.

00:41:07.000 So, you know, it wasn't really the owner's fault.

00:41:09.000 The police made them leave.

00:41:11.000 So I joined a search and rescue team.

00:41:12.000 We go up there.

00:41:13.000 Whitney Cummings had posted that the animals were abandoned at Malibu Wine Safari.

00:41:18.000 We get there with a full-on, like, search-and-rescue team to evacuate them, find out, nope, none of that was true.

00:41:25.000 They were evacuated, the animals were alive, most of them, a couple perished, but a couple people perished two doors down.

00:41:33.000 So, it was just like this media hoopla that the Kardashians were spreading.

00:41:38.000 All these huge celebrities were saying, Malibu wine safaris mistreated their animals, they died, they were abandoned, and just none of it was true.

00:41:45.000 It was insane.

00:41:46.000 So is your issue specifically with this story regarding the animals or kind of the media coverage of the wildfires at large?

00:41:52.000 I think that there's like a lot of tragedy tourism going on right now that the, you know, fire departments are specifically saying, please, we love you, but stop coming to our fire stations and dropping stuff off.

00:42:03.000 We don't need it.

00:42:04.000 Right.

00:42:04.000 Here's the list of people who need help.

00:42:06.000 And then celebrities keep showing up at the fire houses being like, Hey, I brought this food.

00:42:10.000 Can we take a photo?

00:42:11.000 And then the press is like, Oh, this celebrity saved the fire department and brought them lunch.

00:42:15.000 Like they're saying, please, you're all in the way.

00:42:18.000 Move.

00:42:19.000 Right.

00:42:20.000 It's happening everywhere.

00:42:21.000 Not to mention, I don't think Martin Sheen could actually carry just the fire gear.

00:42:25.000 I don't think he could put on the jacket.

00:42:27.000 I don't think he's going to be much help.

00:42:28.000 And there's so many amazing volunteers that are actually helping that are also like, okay, get out of the effing way.

00:42:33.000 You guys are in the way.

00:42:34.000 But that's a big thing too.

00:42:35.000 When we did this help for hurricane Harvey relief, you know, we did a big mug club drive for it.

00:42:38.000 We actually just found a couple of organizations.

00:42:40.000 You have to find the ones that are reputable because like you said, there've been some controversies and you never know where your money is always going.

00:42:45.000 Like Bono's one, a lot of people don't realize, less than 1% of the revenue actually goes to those in need, ironically.

00:42:50.000 And the name is one.

00:42:51.000 It all goes to these expensive Los Angeles.

00:42:53.000 Pretty transparent, then.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, well, it took some digging, let's be honest.

00:42:56.000 He didn't advertise that less than 1%, but we found some reputable sources and said, what do you need?

00:43:02.000 And they said, you know, listen, we really need some money so that we can buy food and so that we can be kind of flexible because it depends on day to day.

00:43:08.000 So that's what we did.

00:43:09.000 But a lot of the time people want to do the feel, what feels good, the photo op help.

00:43:14.000 Heart's in the right place for a lot of them.

00:43:16.000 Thank you for helping.

00:43:17.000 But you're not helping someone if you're not helping them in the way that they need help.

00:43:20.000 And it seems like that's what you've been running into.

00:43:22.000 I felt like such a douche because I wasn't going to social media it up up there.

00:43:26.000 We were just doing whatever needed to be done.

00:43:28.000 There's this awesome organization called Paw Works, straight up heroes.

00:43:32.000 I was doing whatever they said to do.

00:43:34.000 But then people started saying, Nicole, we think you need to film this because these people are being labeled as animal abusers and all sorts of things.

00:43:41.000 And I was left to dispel this giant effing rumor that ruined this family and ruined this business.

00:43:48.000 A hundred percent, you know, fake news.

00:43:51.000 And I don't think that Whitney Cummings had bad intentions.

00:43:53.000 I think she had good intentions, but when she found out the truth, she wouldn't apologize.

00:43:58.000 She's apologized to me, but she wouldn't apologize.

00:44:00.000 She did apologize to you.

00:44:01.000 So how do you know she found out the truth?

00:44:03.000 Because sometimes people just don't know the truth.

00:44:08.000 We have so many people in common that it was so easy for me to get in contact with her.

00:44:12.000 She had posted that she doesn't know who I am, and I'm like, really?

00:44:15.000 Because I'm texting with you right now.

00:44:18.000 Like, you are tweeting me right now.

00:44:20.000 So I screenshotted all that and posted it.

00:44:22.000 Yeah, a little.

00:44:23.000 And it wasn't until I tagged Joe Rogan in a post, like super small so that other people couldn't see I tagged him.

00:44:29.000 I'm like, I know Joe's going to hit her up.

00:44:31.000 Like, this is my last ditch effort to get a hold of this chick, so she stops.

00:44:34.000 Pause, pause, hit her up.

00:44:36.000 We're not talking about Michael Avenetti here.

00:44:39.000 He's not a domestic abuser, not a lady abuser at all.

00:44:41.000 I want to make sure we clarify that, because Joe hits hard.

00:44:43.000 Continue.

00:44:44.000 Okay.

00:44:44.000 Yeah.

00:44:44.000 Holy cow.

00:44:45.000 He is like a beast of a human. 0.99

00:44:47.000 He's a firebug. 0.88

00:44:48.000 I know that Joe will message her and like, at least get her attention and maybe shake her shoulders a bit and be like, whoa, chill.

00:44:54.000 Cause like, yo, those two broke girls, it's going to be three broke girls real fast. 1.00

00:44:59.000 Like the, the lawsuit storm is in full effect now.

00:45:02.000 And for people who don't know, cause I'm not fully up to date.

00:45:05.000 What is it that Whitney, because she also accused, I think our good friend Owen, who will be here to play hipster hobo in a bit of being a white supremacist.

00:45:11.000 So I'm a white supremacist and I'm uncomfortable being on your show because I spray tan and I think he hates me.

00:45:16.000 Well, I can guarantee you that he does not.

00:45:18.000 Especially not considering the outfit he's wearing today. 1.00

00:45:20.000 He hates black people, doesn't he? 1.00

00:45:21.000 Yeah, he cannot stand the black people. 1.00

00:45:24.000 So much so that he has one open for him in every city. 0.98

00:45:27.000 So what was it Whitney Cummings said specifically in relation to this?

00:45:30.000 I want to make sure people get the timeline right.

00:45:32.000 And it's not just about Whitney Cummings.

00:45:33.000 It's about a lot of the coverage that we've been seeing coming out of there.

00:45:36.000 And again, this is a crisis.

00:45:37.000 People want to help.

00:45:38.000 So they're much more likely to believe whatever it is that you say.

00:45:41.000 So just Whitney Cummings timeline first, just because I don't like her. 1.00

00:45:44.000 Okay, here's.

00:45:45.000 All right.

00:45:46.000 Well, I don't not like her.

00:45:48.000 I think she's great.

00:45:49.000 Okay, timeline.

00:45:51.000 Okay, cool.

00:45:52.000 Love you.

00:45:53.000 So she posted on social media, I don't remember, a couple days ago that she was at Malibu Wine

00:45:58.000 Safari, she took videos with the giraffe with a bloody nose, showed a pig that was burned. 0.98

00:46:03.000 It turns out he wasn't burned, he's just a pig and he was dirty. 0.99

00:46:07.000 And she- Tomato, tomato. 1.00

00:46:09.000 This is- whatever.

00:46:11.000 So, on Sunday night, I went up there with Search and Rescue, and we had all this hay because she said they didn't have any food, the animals didn't have any food, and we talked to the groundskeeper, because he was actually there. 0.97

00:46:22.000 I was a d*** too. 0.95

00:46:23.000 I went in there ready to attack these people for leaving these animals. 0.99

00:46:26.000 I was wrong.

00:46:27.000 And I'm happy to admit it, but we go with the groundskeeper who's in tears because he's being called an animal abuser.

00:46:33.000 This dude's worked there for 30 years.

00:46:34.000 He's barefoot, like his shoes are burned.

00:46:37.000 And he's taking us around the property to prove that the animals are okay.

00:46:40.000 This didn't happen.

00:46:41.000 He's crying at what she did to their business and to all the people who work there.

00:46:46.000 And then we're like, okay, well, we're going to come back the next morning.

00:46:49.000 And we did.

00:46:50.000 So we didn't tell them when we were coming.

00:46:52.000 And we showed up with six vets, totally independent vets.

00:46:56.000 Two of them are exotic animal experts, five vet techs, and LAPD, LA Fire Department, and people from like Humane Society and different organizations, just so we have proof of whatever has happened.

00:47:10.000 And not a single human being has said they did anything wrong.

00:47:14.000 In fact, they've been given like five stars across the board.

00:47:17.000 Wow.

00:47:19.000 She said that, you know, they got their exotic car collection out.

00:47:23.000 No, they didn't.

00:47:24.000 I was standing there with it.

00:47:25.000 It's burned to the ground.

00:47:26.000 Right.

00:47:26.000 I was like, Ginny, you can't say that.

00:47:28.000 With animals, too, it's really easy to do.

00:47:29.000 I worked at a no-kill animal shelter, one of the biggest in the Midwest, actually.

00:47:32.000 And they had, just for a little while, they would rate the dogs from A to D. And I think I've talked about this several times.

00:47:38.000 Actually, A to F.

00:47:40.000 Based on boob size, or?

00:47:41.000 Well, petite, I think, is the term for dog. 0.80

00:47:43.000 I actually have no idea.

00:47:44.000 But the scariest dog I had ever met in my life was the only F. So they basically told me, like, listen, we rate them from A to D. There's F, but there's no F except for this one three-legged Great Pyrenees.

00:47:53.000 And I'm like, well, hold on a second.

00:47:54.000 They're like, don't even look at him.

00:47:55.000 Don't even look him in the eye.

00:47:56.000 And it was a three-legged Great Pyrenees.

00:47:58.000 And I've talked about it.

00:47:59.000 You ever had a gorilla look you in the eyes, and it pierces your soul?

00:48:02.000 You're like, oh, he's pissed!

00:48:03.000 And he could rip my arm off.

00:48:04.000 I have it.

00:48:05.000 But I believe you.

00:48:06.000 I have.

00:48:06.000 At the Detroit Zoo.

00:48:07.000 Anyway, that's another story.

00:48:08.000 So, this Great Pyrenees was the only F where it would be eating, and if you walked by, it would stop, and it would just... Three-legged, this thing was 150 pounds, and it would just stare.

00:48:20.000 And you would walk past this dog in the hallway, walk past this kennel, and if you walked back ten minutes later, It was following you.

00:48:28.000 That was it.

00:48:29.000 And I never, there was one person who could handle this dog.

00:48:32.000 And I remember some people left reviews saying, Oh, they mistreat some of these dogs.

00:48:35.000 Some of these dogs don't get any at any rec time.

00:48:37.000 They all had rec time, but obviously if you only have one handler and it's a volunteer who can deal with this dog because it can murder you and it wants to, it's not going to get as much time as the Jack Russell.

00:48:49.000 What I learned if you have two people who were there and you have wires that because they weren't letting people back up the mountain the police were there to stop you it was so dangerous but if you have live wires that fell down everywhere all over the highway and people are saying you should have evacuated them put them in trailers you know what trailers are those are freaking barbecues at that point right you're going to put them through live wires so we're going to cook the animals are we going to evacuate them properly into wide open area dirt doesn't burn so that's where they were put like a huge dirt area with a lake No, they were put in the third degree burn pit is how I understand it.

00:49:22.000 Yeah.

00:49:23.000 The LA Fire Department said that that was such a great evacuation plan.

00:49:27.000 They would put not only their equipment, but their men there as well in an emergency.

00:49:31.000 So I think they did okay.

00:49:33.000 And you know, the media just wouldn't correct it.

00:49:35.000 And Whitney, you know, that's up to her, but she wouldn't correct it either.

00:49:39.000 But that just wasn't what happened.

00:49:41.000 Celebrities posted about it.

00:49:42.000 And I know you like Whitney and you two are friends, and so I'm speaking for myself that I don't like her, but I do think it's important to note here that, listen, the big problem is not when people get stories wrong, not when the media gets stories wrong, but when they know the truth and they refuse to correct it.

00:49:58.000 And that happens a lot.

00:49:59.000 People don't correct it because then ego gets in the way.

00:50:02.000 Okay, final question before we're gonna go play hipster hobo.

00:50:04.000 So how does it stand now in terms of, you know, the areas lost, kind of community's hardest hit?

00:50:08.000 Who are those still at greatest risk?

00:50:11.000 There are a lot of people that still need help, and there's a lot of animals.

00:50:15.000 If you are an animal lover, I would say help Paw Works.

00:50:18.000 You can donate to Paw Works.

00:50:19.000 They're amazing people.

00:50:20.000 I just, I've never seen humans just volunteers act like such heroes.

00:50:24.000 Like, I was holding giant sheep with them and giant tortoises, and they're just doing what needs to be done.

00:50:28.000 So I think they're a great organization you can donate to if you want to help.

00:50:31.000 Great, there you go, pawworks.

00:50:32.000 And is that just, is the website just pawworks?

00:50:34.000 pawworks.org, I believe.

00:50:36.000 .org, because it's a serious organization.

00:50:37.000 Not like ours, which is very silly, ladderwithcrowder.com.

00:50:40.000 It's not a .org, we couldn't get it.

00:50:41.000 Yeah.

00:50:42.000 All right, listen, you gonna stick around?

00:50:43.000 We're gonna play Hipster Hobo?

00:50:44.000 Yeah, of course.

00:50:45.000 All right.

00:50:45.000 Okay, we're gonna be right back with white supremacist Owen Benjamin and Nicole Arbor playing Hipster Hobo.

00:50:49.000 Don't, don't change it.

00:50:50.000 I guess there's no dial this Tuesday.

00:50:52.000 Oh, I can't believe I'm alone at home.

00:50:58.000 Oh, Bubba. 0.83

00:51:02.000 you The couch cushions hurt me again!

00:51:07.000 Oh, Bobber!

00:51:07.000 Are you just gonna look at me like that?

00:51:11.000 Oh, Bobber!

00:51:16.000 Help Hopper escape the sofa cushion cracks. 0.97

00:51:19.000 Join Mug Club today.

00:51:21.000 It's his only chance.

00:51:23.000 I'm sorry.

00:51:29.000 Yeah.

00:51:31.000 Show.

00:51:33.000 Show.

00:51:35.000 Since I've been wearing that.

00:51:37.000 Show.

00:51:39.000 Actually, I just realized this makes me look very chesty in this outfit.

00:51:41.000 So that's what people are going to say. 0.94

00:51:42.000 Look, he's got breasts. 1.00

00:51:44.000 But I don't. 0.62

00:51:45.000 It's the deep cut V. Our guest, again, you can follow on the Twitter at Nicole Arbour with a U, just like Canadian Spell Color.

00:51:50.000 And her YouTube channel, her book is How to Lose.

00:51:52.000 Excuse there's an effing wind already.

00:51:53.000 It's not out, but it will be coming out soon.

00:51:55.000 Nicole, thank you for sticking.

00:51:56.000 I didn't say it was out.

00:51:57.000 I didn't say it was out.

00:51:59.000 Because last time I screwed up and I said it was out.

00:52:02.000 Stop, just stop promoting this.

00:52:03.000 It's not ready yet.

00:52:05.000 It's really hard because people send me advanced copies of books all the time, so I have no idea if it's in stores or not.

00:52:09.000 I just have a stack of books, and I'll be honest, I read like 15% of them, and then we have them on as a guest.

00:52:15.000 So we don't usually have people on as guests if I haven't read their book.

00:52:17.000 I haven't read your book because you didn't send any because you're not that nice.

00:52:20.000 Because it's not done!

00:52:22.000 Oh, it's not done?

00:52:23.000 Then why the hell are we plugging it in at all?!

00:52:25.000 This is why I'm doing this!

00:52:26.000 I don't know!

00:52:27.000 Alright, well forget about it. 0.96

00:52:28.000 She's illiterate. 1.00

00:52:31.000 So just watch her YouTube videos, Nicole Arbor.

00:52:34.000 And White Supremacist Owen Benjamin is back.

00:52:37.000 He was watching in the green room while we were talking about Whitney Cummings.

00:52:39.000 I'm sure you know he's had some run-ins with her.

00:52:41.000 Oh yeah, she called me.

00:52:42.000 For no reason.

00:52:43.000 I was friends with her for like 10 years.

00:52:44.000 She implied that I was a white power guy.

00:52:46.000 So I promptly pointed out that her face looks like a melted candle, and that kind of took off a bit.

00:52:50.000 It took off?

00:52:51.000 Yeah, because it's true. 0.71

00:52:52.000 She looks like a candle that- Careful, because Nicole doesn't want to be tossed in with this here, right? 0.99

00:52:56.000 We don't want to get you in trouble, Nicole.

00:52:57.000 That was definitely commented on my stuff a lot, and I was like, where did this come from that everybody is saying?

00:53:02.000 It came from a spiteful pilgrim. 0.99

00:53:05.000 Okay.

00:53:06.000 Hashtag spiteful pilgrim.

00:53:08.000 That's hilarious.

00:53:10.000 I am very uncomfortable with the direction of this program in general.

00:53:13.000 All right, so we kind of filled you in on the rules during the break before we got Spiteful Pilgrim in.

00:53:16.000 Are you ready to play? 0.99

00:53:18.000 I can't wait to kick both of your Thanksgiving-y butts, yeah. 0.99

00:53:22.000 I love how she like earlier just like dropped F-bombs and now she's like... 1.00

00:53:24.000 Butts! 1.00

00:53:25.000 Booties! 0.97

00:53:26.000 Posteriors!

00:53:26.000 You're probably gonna have to, like, do extra work and bleep me, right?

00:53:30.000 We probably will, but you know what?

00:53:31.000 We're already there.

00:53:32.000 Alright, let's play!

00:53:33.000 Hipster hobo, I wish I knew. 0.88

00:53:37.000 Hipster hobo. 1.00

00:53:41.000 Both look like crackheads. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Both are obnoxious assholes. 1.00

00:53:46.000 Both will destroy the value of your property. 1.00

00:53:54.000 Also, I should warn you, we go with a Simon and Garfunkel theme.

00:53:56.000 No reason.

00:53:57.000 No reason in particular.

00:53:58.000 It was really fun.

00:53:59.000 Oh, thank you.

00:54:00.000 Well, it gets worse.

00:54:01.000 OK, so up number one.

00:54:03.000 Are we ready for Black Garrett? 1.00

00:54:04.000 You ready?

00:54:05.000 You ready for the first one?

00:54:05.000 Yeah, I'm ready to rock.

00:54:06.000 OK, let's see this.

00:54:07.000 So close up.

00:54:07.000 All right, let's get this picture of this.

00:54:09.000 His head is stuck in a turkey's vagina. 0.99

00:54:10.000 I just want to, like, how did we not stop on that? 1.00

00:54:13.000 I don't think that's what we stuff when we stuff a turkey.

00:54:15.000 And I think you need to get your mind out.

00:54:16.000 You've been spending too much time reading Whitney C***** Cummings' Instagram. 0.78

00:54:20.000 That's just going to be a bleep that people won't even understand why it's bleeped.

00:54:24.000 I am terribly ashamed of myself.

00:54:28.000 I'm a horrible host.

00:54:29.000 Alright, let's bring up number one.

00:54:31.000 Alright, let's let the lady go first. 1.00

00:54:32.000 Here we go.

00:54:33.000 Okay, Nicole Arbor, what do you think?

00:54:35.000 Is that a hipster or a hobo? 0.96

00:54:37.000 That's a hipster. 0.96

00:54:38.000 I would meet him in Venice for coffee, for sure.

00:54:40.000 You would meet him in Venice for coffee?

00:54:42.000 He would tell me about his startup, for sure.

00:54:43.000 Yeah, and it wouldn't actually be a startup.

00:54:45.000 It would be like an app that's actually in the approval phase, and it never gets approved.

00:54:50.000 Owen?

00:54:50.000 Yeah, let me get my straw.

00:54:52.000 At first I thought that was probably a crack-addicted homeless person, but then I think it looks kind of like a guy from the Flaming Lips.

00:54:58.000 So I'm gonna say it is a hipster.

00:55:00.000 Okay, so one hipster, one hipster.

00:55:02.000 You know what?

00:55:02.000 Let's bring that picture back up before we zoom out here.

00:55:04.000 Quarter Black Garrett, keep it up there. 0.99

00:55:06.000 I am gonna say... It would usually be contrarian.

00:55:09.000 I'm gonna say hipster as well.

00:55:10.000 Let us know, Quarter Black, who's right. 1.00

00:55:13.000 You know what, though?

00:55:18.000 I feel that the lyrics are incredibly... They're not congruent with the actual picture.

00:55:21.000 He didn't have tea.

00:55:24.000 No, it's like Simon and Garfunkel are not being very considerate of our playing rules here.

00:55:28.000 Okay, so everyone is one for one.

00:55:31.000 All right, Nicole, you're pretty good at this game.

00:55:32.000 Seems like you've dated quite a few hipsters there in California.

00:55:36.000 Yeah, unfortunately, none of them were public.

00:55:41.000 Okay, next one.

00:55:42.000 Ladies go first. 1.00

00:55:42.000 Let's see this. 1.00

00:55:43.000 This is... go, go.

00:55:45.000 All right.

00:55:46.000 Okay, Nicole, what do you think there?

00:55:48.000 Hobo.

00:55:49.000 Okay, why?

00:55:50.000 What's your justification?

00:55:51.000 It looks like he can play guitar, but he doesn't have money to buy one.

00:55:58.000 I like the reasoning.

00:55:58.000 Look at that!

00:56:00.000 And also, unlike the Whitney Cummings, funny as well.

00:56:02.000 Nicole didn't say that, I did.

00:56:03.000 Alright, Owen?

00:56:04.000 I'm gonna say hobo just because it looks like he has the strongest jaw.

00:56:09.000 Why would that be indicative of a hobo?

00:56:12.000 I don't know, it's just hipsters usually don't have a face that could take any kind of trauma.

00:56:19.000 You know, I hate, I would, I want to win this game, but I also feel as though there needs to be one contrarian here, so I will say hipster, though I do actually think hobo, but there's a possibility that it's a hipster because I think that that face has seen a lot of trauma.

00:56:30.000 Little known fact, hipsters have often seen more trauma than hobos, because they've been to college. 0.76

00:56:35.000 So let's, let us know, you're a quarter black, let's go a little faster here on the trigger with... 0.99

00:56:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:41.000 That one is a hobo indeed. 0.99

00:56:43.000 Yep. 0.54

00:56:44.000 Just third grade math, no GED.

00:56:46.000 Ah.

00:56:48.000 Aw.

00:56:49.000 All right.

00:56:50.000 OK.

00:56:51.000 So it's, you're two for two, and I'm one and one.

00:56:54.000 So did anybody give him anything or just take the picture?

00:56:56.000 I have no idea.

00:56:58.000 It's probably like a lot of people who went down there to the wildfires.

00:57:00.000 They just took the selfie and kept on moving down PCH.

00:57:03.000 I felt like such a douche pulling out my camera, but they told me to.

00:57:05.000 He did.

00:57:05.000 He did just vote in Florida, though, like yesterday.

00:57:08.000 Yes, he did, yeah.

00:57:10.000 Several times.

00:57:10.000 Yeah, several times, by the way.

00:57:11.000 But little known fact, he actually voted for Rick Scott.

00:57:14.000 But it wasn't counted for Rick Scott.

00:57:15.000 No.

00:57:16.000 It was counted for Al Franken.

00:57:17.000 Yep.

00:57:18.000 Al Franken wins again.

00:57:18.000 Remember when the selectees told people to vote for people and then they didn't?

00:57:21.000 Twice in a row?

00:57:21.000 Yes.

00:57:22.000 Yes.

00:57:22.000 I remember that exactly.

00:57:23.000 I thought it was funny.

00:57:25.000 I don't know with Beto.

00:57:26.000 Beto seems like he's going to be doing pretty well because he'll probably run in 2020 and lose for us then.

00:57:30.000 All right.

00:57:30.000 Let's bring up the next one.

00:57:32.000 Let's see.

00:57:32.000 Number three.

00:57:33.000 OK.

00:57:34.000 All right.

00:57:35.000 Nicole, what do you what do you think? 1.00

00:57:36.000 You're a hipster hobo. 1.00

00:57:37.000 That's a mumble rapper. 0.62

00:57:39.000 That's, yeah, he has like a number one hit on Spotify right now.

00:57:42.000 Okay, Nicole?

00:57:43.000 Also, homeless.

00:57:44.000 Okay, I was gonna say, because this exists in a binary here.

00:57:47.000 You have to pick hipster or hobo. 1.00

00:57:48.000 I don't know what that word means.

00:57:52.000 It's one or the other.

00:57:53.000 There is no door number three.

00:57:55.000 Hobo, that's a hobo.

00:57:56.000 Okay, alright, alright.

00:57:57.000 I appreciate it, thank you.

00:57:58.000 There you go.

00:57:58.000 I want to go hobo, but I don't want to just keep matching everything she says.

00:58:02.000 Because that kind of face tattoo, you're only allowed one to get into Jamba Juice.

00:58:08.000 But, so I'm going to say, but I'm still going to go hipster, though.

00:58:11.000 I'm going to change it up.

00:58:14.000 Yeah, I'm going to, well, I don't know anymore, but I would say hobo.

00:58:17.000 So I would go hobo with this.

00:58:19.000 So that's, let's bring this back up here, Quarter Black Garrett. 0.98

00:58:21.000 You say hobo, you say hipster, I say hobo.

00:58:23.000 What is it?

00:58:24.000 Maybe.

00:58:25.000 Hmm. 0.94

00:58:26.000 That one is a hobo indeed. 0.99

00:58:27.000 Yeah, because hipsters don't smoke really either. 0.93

00:58:28.000 He likes meth and don't like Asian feet. 1.00

00:58:29.000 They only vape. 0.99

00:58:30.000 I don't know why he would like Asian feet. 1.00

00:58:35.000 I didn't know that was a hobo thing.

00:58:37.000 I have no idea.

00:58:37.000 Apparently.

00:58:38.000 Simon and Garfunkel, not really, you know, they're touted as brilliant lyricists.

00:58:42.000 Not so much.

00:58:43.000 Let's go to number four here.

00:58:45.000 I think we have five, right?

00:58:46.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.000 All right.

00:58:47.000 Good.

00:58:47.000 An uneven number.

00:58:48.000 Think of the Supreme Court so that we can have a tiebreaker.

00:58:51.000 Okay.

00:58:51.000 Let's show this to Nicole first.

00:58:53.000 Here we go.

00:58:54.000 Ooh, okay, that's a little blurry because it's low-res.

00:58:56.000 What do you think, Nicole?

00:58:58.000 That is a hipster.

00:58:59.000 That is Rainn Wilson when he doesn't shave.

00:59:01.000 He's on his way to set.

00:59:02.000 Yeah, alright.

00:59:03.000 Otherwise known as just Rainn Wilson these days.

00:59:05.000 What do you think there?

00:59:06.000 I'm gonna say it's a hipster because it looks like a billionaire living in one of those weird tiny houses.

00:59:10.000 That's a good point.

00:59:11.000 I watched a documentary on that, and I noticed that nobody actually had to live in tiny houses.

00:59:15.000 Also, it's actually significantly less expensive to just live in a small house as opposed to a quote-unquote tiny house.

00:59:22.000 Yeah, and it's like way better for the environment, too.

00:59:24.000 Yeah, it is.

00:59:25.000 It is.

00:59:25.000 Just get an old house or like live in a trailer park, but they don't want to do it.

00:59:28.000 They want to go, look!

00:59:29.000 My bed folds into a bookcase!

00:59:32.000 Okay, bring this up, Quarter Black Garrett. 0.99

00:59:34.000 Hipster, hobo, and I say hipster, by the way.

00:59:36.000 I what?

00:59:38.000 That one is a hipster, indeed.

00:59:41.000 He wears wool scarves and ninety-five degrees.

00:59:43.000 Hipster?

00:59:45.000 Alright.

00:59:46.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:59:47.000 Nicole's got all of them, right?

00:59:48.000 Yes, I did!

00:59:50.000 And you've missed one, and I've missed one.

00:59:51.000 Yeah.

00:59:52.000 I think she may be... She's dated all of these guys.

00:59:55.000 Yeah, I think she's dated all of them.

00:59:56.000 She knows them all personally.

00:59:57.000 Thank you.

00:59:58.000 Dude, you're dressed like a pilgrim. 0.99

01:00:00.000 You can't take swings at me.

01:00:01.000 I know, I'm dressed like a baby.

01:00:02.000 Like, I have a baby bib. 0.99

01:00:03.000 You're a white supremacist pilgrim. 1.00

01:00:05.000 White supremacist baby pilgrim. 1.00

01:00:07.000 It's a genre. 0.98

01:00:08.000 It's a genre of costume.

01:00:09.000 If you go to Spencer's, it's actually labeled White Supremacist Baby Pilgrim for a man who's 6'7".

01:00:15.000 All right.

01:00:15.000 This is the last one.

01:00:16.000 We got one more.

01:00:16.000 This is the final one.

01:00:17.000 Let's see what this is here.

01:00:18.000 Nicole, let's see if you can get them all.

01:00:20.000 All right.

01:00:22.000 I got this one.

01:00:23.000 Nicole, what do you think? 0.80

01:00:24.000 Hipster or hobo? 0.96

01:00:24.000 Homeless. 0.96

01:00:26.000 Hobo. 0.98

01:00:27.000 You're getting the rules now. 0.97

01:00:28.000 Hipster or hobo? 0.98

01:00:29.000 Homeless.

01:00:29.000 You need to know the difference between a hobo and a homeless person.

01:00:34.000 Yes.

01:00:34.000 Trains.

01:00:36.000 That's exactly what I was going to say.

01:00:37.000 Yeah, it actually is.

01:00:38.000 I learned that, yeah.

01:00:39.000 And I have one of the sticks with a handkerchief.

01:00:42.000 Yes, which was never, by the way... It was never an efficient way of carrying anything, a stick with a handkerchief.

01:00:48.000 Never.

01:00:48.000 Like, it counterbalances it!

01:00:50.000 No, not at all.

01:00:50.000 Just throw a burlap sack over your shoulder, you'd be better off.

01:00:53.000 Alright, you say homeless, you say hobo. 0.97

01:00:55.000 Gotta go homeless. 0.99

01:00:57.000 Hobo.

01:00:58.000 Hobo, I mean.

01:00:58.000 Hobo, yeah.

01:00:59.000 I say hobo, too.

01:01:00.000 Let's see.

01:01:03.000 That one is a trick joke, you see. 0.96

01:01:05.000 He's neither of them, just a tranny. 1.00

01:01:10.000 That's not fair. 0.79

01:01:11.000 That's not fair at all.

01:01:12.000 Okay, well, I guess, you know what?

01:01:14.000 We have a new champion here of Hipster or Hobo.

01:01:17.000 It's Nicole Arbor, which means you're gonna have to come back to defend your crown. 1.00

01:01:20.000 Nice.

01:01:21.000 I mean, I will.

01:01:22.000 Fine.

01:01:23.000 Let's make sure we do it two days after an important news cycle when I have a story for you.

01:01:26.000 Okay, all right.

01:01:28.000 Well, no, I think an important story is that you've been doing a lot of good work there in California, and we really do appreciate it.

01:01:33.000 We do have to get going.

01:01:34.000 YouTube channel is, I know you're Nicole Arbor on Twitter.

01:01:37.000 The YouTube channel is just Nicole Arbor, right?

01:01:38.000 Yeah, Instagram, letter I, letter B, Nicole Arbor, and I just, whatever, I was just helping a couple days, but Paw Works is dope, people.

01:01:45.000 If you want to help them, pawworks.org.

01:01:47.000 I appreciate it.

01:01:48.000 Oh, what just happened?

01:01:48.000 Oh, my light!

01:01:49.000 Your light just went away?

01:01:49.000 Oh, you've been faking this out all this time!

01:01:52.000 She's heinous! 0.99

01:01:53.000 Let's go to the break!

01:01:55.000 I think they should call the rest.

01:01:57.000 I took a crop on that.

01:01:59.000 No, it just isn't done that way.

01:02:01.000 The sun over the green, the life hangs.

01:02:03.000 I knew I'd go and...

01:02:05.000 This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

01:02:16.000 Don't do it.

01:02:17.000 Actually, as a matter of fact, geographically there is physical room for... I've had enough of your asbestos-laden smug talk.

01:02:23.000 Fill your tumbler, you son of a... 0.99

01:02:25.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:02:26.000 I'm sorry.

01:02:40.000 Look, it's a miracle.

01:02:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:44.000 He's saying you should join Mug Club.

01:02:45.000 It's only $99 annually.

01:02:47.000 $69 for students, veterans, active military.

01:02:49.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.94

01:02:51.000 It sounds like he's a terrorist turkey. 0.53

01:02:54.000 He's saying you get not only this show every day, but you also get the full CRTV lineup.

01:02:59.000 And, of course, it's not funded by a foreign caliphate.

01:03:01.000 The free content goes away unless you join.

01:03:05.000 He's also saying you can support us, Christmas is coming up, and if you're looking to purchase a firearm for a loved one or family member or for yourself, Walther, they have the balls to stand up and support this show.

01:03:13.000 Yeah, loteroathcider.com.

01:03:15.000 I'm pretty sure he's about to go take Amy to synagogue. 0.85

01:03:19.000 So I need to get this.

01:03:20.000 I need to report the turkey to Homeland Security.

01:03:22.000 I'm going to go get my turkey.

01:04:04.000 That's called the pantheistic heathen praying to the god of the riptide.

01:04:07.000 Don't worry, I'll take all your land.

01:04:13.000 A lot of modern science, we've been talking about kind of the Bible quite a bit today, by the way, thank you so much Nicole Arbor, Hampshire Hobo, and Owen did actually have to go and catch a flight, didn't exist until modern Christendom.

01:04:25.000 That's something I hear a lot from people, and I appreciate that we have a lot of atheist viewers who go, yeah I know I'm not a Christian, but I appreciate the Western values that were created from modern Christianity.

01:04:32.000 You know, a good example, we always talk about If I need a God to tell me not to kill or not to steal, then I must be a terrible person.

01:04:40.000 You must just be a terrible person as a Christian. 1.00

01:04:42.000 It's a crutch. 1.00

01:04:43.000 Hold on a second.

01:04:43.000 Well, okay.

01:04:44.000 What about to be merciful?

01:04:46.000 That wasn't a value until modern Christendom.

01:04:48.000 What about to not cheat on your wife?

01:04:50.000 There were a lot, there were a lot, there were a lot of values.

01:04:53.000 I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, There are a lot of values that we actually get that don't necessarily just come from society at large, meaning globally.

01:05:15.000 We don't share the same values from society to society.

01:05:18.000 That's one thing that, you know, listen, I've talked about obviously how I am a Christian, it's very important, my faith is a big, it is what defines me, but I do appreciate that now, I don't know if you've noticed, there are far more people who at least understand and have come to terms with the fact that, oh, morality is not necessarily subjective even if I don't believe in God.

01:05:34.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't get it.

01:05:38.000 Where's your moral compass?

01:05:42.000 That's what gives me like, okay, I know how you're supposed to live life.

01:05:47.000 It's also why I felt bad about peeing in your mug during the break.

01:05:51.000 All right, so last segment.

01:05:53.000 This is one where we often kind of wrap this up in a ribbon for you.

01:05:58.000 I know it's become crowded closes and I appreciate how much you guys have let me, you've allowed me to take the opportunity to be earnest and talk to you guys in a way that hopefully helps a lot of people.

01:06:08.000 I mean we feel a responsibility in doing that. 0.92

01:06:10.000 So I need to kind of start this off before I make a formal announcement and letting you know that I am a huge hypocrite.

01:06:18.000 Which may not necessarily make sense when you just out of context, but let me kind of explain how that is the case because we've recently done some life advice segments and I've had to spend some time some

01:06:27.000 some life advice that that I know I should be practicing that I haven't been

01:06:31.000 this is going to be right now my last show through new year okay I'm not

01:06:38.000 retiring this is going to be my last show through new year and it's specifically due

01:06:46.000 to some health Don't worry, I don't have cancer or AIDS.

01:06:52.000 I can see the rumor mill starting right now.

01:06:55.000 We'll be back through the second week of January, so please bookmark and come back.

01:07:01.000 Health issues, medical issues that require more attention than I can fit into every other Friday between 11 and 2pm.

01:07:07.000 Which is literally, I have to pick every other Friday because a lot of people don't realize, you know, we don't have 40 staff members of the Young Turks.

01:07:13.000 So if we're gone doing a Change My Mind or if we're gone doing a show on campus, we have to travel back.

01:07:17.000 That's the whole team.

01:07:18.000 Yeah, it's everybody all the time.

01:07:20.000 It's everybody all the time.

01:07:21.000 That's you, that's Abby, that's Madison, that's everybody.

01:07:24.000 Right.

01:07:25.000 And particularly myself.

01:07:26.000 Sometimes some people get to stay home.

01:07:28.000 I have to be there all the time.

01:07:29.000 It's always you.

01:07:29.000 It's you all the time.

01:07:30.000 So I'm not complaining, but time-wise, I literally have to, so what we've tried to do is actually, this is to give you an idea of the inner workings here.

01:07:37.000 We do what we call super video we tape it off on the weekends or we tape one week and then the next week it's like okay we still have to work an insane amount but I find a window to okay I pick the dentist this week or go into a doctor or whatever it is a rheumatologist and yeah listen a lot of people probably you know I've talked on air quite a bit about having kind of thyroid issues and being I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia a year and a half ago I didn't really take it super seriously but Nothing, I'm not going away, but yeah, autoimmune related to the point of, I had a doctor recently kind of sit me down and say, listen, you're not going to make it very long, not because of the cancer, but because of the stress and how it's affecting kind of this.

01:08:20.000 I hate to use these serious words because I don't want to be overly dramatic.

01:08:22.000 We're coming back the second week of January.

01:08:23.000 This is something that needs to happen.

01:08:24.000 For several other reasons, there are going to be a lot of big developments happening.

01:08:27.000 But a doctor actually looked me in the eye and said, listen, the disease state, unless you correct it, progresses.

01:08:34.000 So some progress fast.

01:08:35.000 I've seen people get cancer and they go in three months and someone had it for several years and they've been fine.

01:08:38.000 But unless corrected, what you have is progressively getting worse.

01:08:43.000 You are progressively doing damage to your body.

01:08:45.000 And unless you correct it, It's going to get worse and sometimes it goes around the bend where then it becomes something permanent that you now you're trying to correct it Retroactively in post as we would say in this program as opposed to fixing it live We'll do it live so make make no mistake.

01:09:03.000 This is one thing I know a lot of people have talked I've seen a lot of people talk about YouTube burnout and This is not YouTube.

01:09:08.000 It's like, oh my god, you mean you have to talk to a camera while people give you $65,000 a month on Patreon?

01:09:15.000 Oh, what a freaking nightmare, right?

01:09:18.000 That's not what this is.

01:09:19.000 This is not an I'm burnt out and I don't want to do it anymore, though I am exhausted.

01:09:24.000 It's that there is nothing else.

01:09:27.000 I could dream of doing outside of this.

01:09:30.000 There's nothing else that I want to do.

01:09:31.000 And right now, I am less and less capable of performing, of being able to do what it is that not only is important to me, the only thing that I can do, but what it is that's so important to many other people who watch us.

01:09:44.000 We just hit 3 million subscribers, and I cannot thank you enough.

01:09:48.000 Thank you so much to everyone who's joined Mug Club.

01:09:49.000 Please, please don't stop Mug Club or cancel your memberships

01:09:53.000 because we're gone for a little bit.

01:09:54.000 We're gonna come back.

01:09:55.000 We're always trying to think of ways to add value.

01:09:57.000 And honestly, we have a million ideas that we've not been able to implement

01:09:59.000 because of all the things that we have to do simultaneously.

01:10:02.000 And I'll get into a second, but we just hit 3 million subscribers

01:10:04.000 and it's because of you.

01:10:05.000 And it's because we're gunning for more growth.

01:10:08.000 We're gunning to reach more people that I do need to get healthy.

01:10:13.000 And this isn't just myself.

01:10:14.000 Everyone here has a very significant workload.

01:10:19.000 Not only just Quarter Black and Engineer Abby, and everyone there in the control room.

01:10:23.000 Everyone here works really, really hard.

01:10:27.000 To give you an idea, this has been going on for a while.

01:10:30.000 Every day performing for the last, I would say, Well, it's been going for a while, but the last four or five months, every day performing doing this show is, for me, has been worse than the day before it.

01:10:47.000 And again, it's not that we don't want to do this.

01:10:52.000 We know we have to do this.

01:10:53.000 We know how important it is.

01:10:53.000 It's like being able to look at the finish line and your legs don't work and you're not able to get there.

01:10:58.000 And that's how it's been feeling every single day for a while now.

01:11:00.000 But it's kind of like the nickel circling the drain the last few months where it's gotten really, really hard to think, to physically recover.

01:11:10.000 My body doesn't heal at this point.

01:11:12.000 I've aged like 20 years where I will have a shoulder injury and I'm like, I don't even know how I hurt my shoulder and now it hurts worse than it did two weeks ago.

01:11:20.000 And I'm so grateful, by the way, so grateful, not only the people who make this show possible and give us all the desire to be back and ready to go, but for a team here who really, for the first time, have been encouraging me to get healthy and to do What do I need to do?

01:11:34.000 So during this break, not only are we moving to a new space to give you an idea, and not like last time where we primarily moved into more space for storage, but now more space for production, for new programs.

01:11:44.000 We're dramatically increasing staff.

01:11:47.000 This is all going to be happening before the second week of January.

01:11:49.000 Dramatically increasing staff.

01:11:51.000 Dramatically increasing budget and research capabilities.

01:11:54.000 Owen filled in for me yesterday.

01:11:56.000 That wasn't an accident.

01:11:57.000 Many of you enjoyed it.

01:11:58.000 I would like to see what a show with Owen is like.

01:12:01.000 When he doesn't have to scramble, when he doesn't have to worry about the YouTube gods, when he has protection under the umbrella of my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman, when we're able to actually offer some resources here to let Owen do what he does.

01:12:12.000 And we might have some announcements regarding Owen coming to Mug Club.

01:12:15.000 Who knows?

01:12:15.000 We're still working it out.

01:12:16.000 You know he'll be here in third chair much more often anyway.

01:12:19.000 But there are a lot of ideas that we've had to want to increase value for people out there

01:12:24.000 because we live, we eat, sleep and breathe Mug Club. 0.67

01:12:28.000 We really do.

01:12:29.000 I know it sounds silly.

01:12:29.000 This is a token.

01:12:30.000 It's, I mean, it's wonderful.

01:12:31.000 It's hand etched.

01:12:32.000 It's girthy.

01:12:32.000 But it doesn't mean that what it does is it what it means is what it symbolizes.

01:12:36.000 And it symbolizes the ability for everyone here to make a living.

01:12:39.000 The ability not only for everyone here to make a living, but when people are getting shut down,

01:12:43.000 you're seeing these false copyright violations.

01:12:45.000 And yeah, listen, we work really, really hard.

01:12:48.000 But we have much more peace of mind because we are not beholden to the evil censoring

01:12:53.000 overlords who deny the Armenian genocide or their funding caliphates.

01:12:57.000 We don't have to worry about that because of the people who support this program.

01:13:01.000 Um, and I'm going to end it there.

01:13:02.000 And it's because of the people who support this program, it's because of how much you mean to us, that I've got to fix it.

01:13:08.000 I haven't been able to carry out the program to the best of my abilities because of not only the workload, but my diminished capacity.

01:13:16.000 Let me tell you something, it's been extremely humbling.

01:13:19.000 to get to the vulnerable side here.

01:13:20.000 It's been extremely humbling to just kind of have to accept I'm only 31, but, you know, people have talked about, you ever see these people always, and you're like, I'm going off the grid.

01:13:27.000 But you're always off the grid.

01:13:30.000 I haven't taken an actual, a week off in over half a decade.

01:13:33.000 And I know you've seen, well, we've had weeks where we haven't done shows, but you know, when that happens, it's like, no, that's because we have to do a whole studio update.

01:13:39.000 We're painting the whole green screen area a week, let alone enough time to really, I need to travel now and see some specialists.

01:13:48.000 But I used to be able to do it.

01:13:49.000 I think everyone kind of hits that point where you're like, man, why am I, why am I so, what is happening?

01:13:54.000 I used to be able to do all of this.

01:13:55.000 I used to be able to go 16 hour days with not so much as a day off.

01:13:59.000 And now just every, it's humbling to kind of just have to accept, okay, these are the things that I can do.

01:14:03.000 This is what I'm not capable of doing at this stage of my life, especially if I want to, you know, get, get healthy.

01:14:10.000 And, and like many of you guys, Hey, are you having kids?

01:14:14.000 Hopefully, eventually.

01:14:16.000 But what I really hope is that not only do you continue to support, it's not myself, but everyone who works to make this show happen.

01:14:23.000 And let me kind of leave you with this, if it helps.

01:14:25.000 So I want to wish you, by the way, everyone a Merry Christmas.

01:14:27.000 And thanks, not only to Michael, but our wonderful sponsor, Walther.

01:14:30.000 Let me tell you something about Walther, by the way.

01:14:32.000 Why does it mean so much to us?

01:14:34.000 And we'll have some more sponsors.

01:14:36.000 We've had people line up out the door, particularly around Christmas time, wanting to sponsor the show.

01:14:41.000 We also know that we're not able to just toss, it would change the show if we tossed in 15 live reads for random sponsors that were rotating.

01:14:48.000 We wouldn't actually be able to shoot commercial series.

01:14:50.000 We want to get back to shooting more creative commercials.

01:14:52.000 We haven't had the ability to do that because we've been a little bit underwater with some of the migration, you know, trying to staff, move to a new place, get new technology up and working while doing a daily show.

01:15:01.000 It's just not really been feasible.

01:15:02.000 But Walther has allowed us, because they've stepped up and they said, you know what, we want to be in every show.

01:15:08.000 We want studio naming rights.

01:15:10.000 Like I said, there are a ton of great firearms out there.

01:15:11.000 You can like Glock, you can like HK, you can like SIG.

01:15:14.000 I'm trying to think of who else out there would be... I don't know.

01:15:19.000 I don't know.

01:15:20.000 I can't even think right now.

01:15:21.000 But the point is, do you like Mercedes?

01:15:23.000 Do you like BMW?

01:15:24.000 They're good cars, right? 0.91

01:15:26.000 I prefer Walther, not just because we were seeking them out for a long time, because I liked their firearms, but they have the balls to support this show.

01:15:37.000 They have the balls to step up and say, hey, it's a controversial show, while other companies like Smith & Wesson or Ruger, whoever it is, are incorporating trigger locks because they want to kowtow to the gun lobby.

01:15:46.000 We're not going to do it. 0.90

01:15:48.000 We have never done anything where Walther has said, nah, that's too controversial.

01:15:52.000 They go, oh man, we love what you're doing and thank you so much for helping to support our company.

01:15:56.000 So not only what you guys do with Mug Club, but Walther, listen, if you're going to go and purchase a firearm, we don't really have a big sell.

01:16:02.000 It's just try the Walther and see what you think.

01:16:05.000 I've never had anyone try.

01:16:06.000 Google Walther PPQ review.

01:16:08.000 This is a PPQ subcompany.

01:16:09.000 Google Walther PPQ.

01:16:10.000 See how many pages it takes you to find anything other than a glowing review about it being the best-kept secret.

01:16:15.000 So it really is an incredible feeling to be sponsored by companies and to... It's not that they sponsor the show, it's the faith that they place in the show.

01:16:24.000 Where we don't even have to say, these were our numbers this week, or this is how many live reads... When we call Walther, they say, thank you.

01:16:31.000 You got it.

01:16:32.000 We're grateful for this partnership and we're so grateful for the partnership with them and we appreciate you guys supporting them.

01:16:37.000 There really have been some great, this year, some unbelievable relationships that have been created and I want to say one thing too.

01:16:42.000 This is also, we have such an amazing team here.

01:16:45.000 We're building up this kind of A-team behind the scenes where I want to make sure that I'm able to give them my best.

01:16:50.000 Not only you my best, but the people who put all their blood, sweat, and tears into making this show

01:16:54.000 possible. You wonder why there are no overlays where there's so few sources on shows like The

01:16:57.000 Young Turks or most other conservative programs honestly, but all the leftist programs that I can

01:17:01.000 think of outside of John Oliver, he does provide some sources. Samantha Bee we won't include

01:17:04.000 because Slate should not be chief amongst them. It's because it takes work.

01:17:09.000 It's a lot more work to actually bring these up so you guys are able to look up the references.

01:17:14.000 It's a lot to mention doing sketches and photoshops and these people who are unbelievably skilled behind the scenes.

01:17:18.000 It's a lot more work.

01:17:19.000 That's why most people don't do it.

01:17:20.000 So I want to make sure I do right by them.

01:17:22.000 Final thing I want to say is this temporary break, again we'll be back January 2nd, is not because any of us, to reiterate, not want to go away.

01:17:30.000 It is precisely because all of us, and I can certainly speak for most of us, but myself absolutely, are in this for the long haul, and we need to get some ducks in a row to come back, to come back as strongly as we can.

01:17:45.000 And when we do, we're going to be raising an army.

01:17:49.000 And I hope that you're a part of it.

01:17:50.000 Merry Christmas.

01:17:51.000 If we don't see you, follow me on Instagram.

01:17:53.000 Lodderwithcrowder's Instagram.

01:17:54.000 I haven't been verified yet.

01:17:55.000 And you'll be able to watch maybe some of the recovery that's going on and if you want to get involved in some of the personal.

01:17:59.000 Which I don't know why you do, but apparently that's what kids are doing on the Instagram these days.

01:18:03.000 I love you.

01:18:04.000 I appreciate you so much.

01:18:05.000 Don't forget about Mug Club when you're buying gifts.

01:18:06.000 And oh my god, January is going to be a rough ride.

Louder with Crowder - November 16, 2018

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