Louder with Crowder - Biden Drops a Doocy on Hot Mic! | Louder with Crowder

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00:01:28.000 Who is that, Steven Crowder?

00:01:30.000 Steven Crowder is YouTube's ideal creator.

00:01:32.000 He makes cheap, long content that tons of people watch and subscribe to.

00:01:36.000 His voices are really funny, so congrats on that.

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00:04:03.000 Hey, Senator Hirono, this content may be long.

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00:04:10.000 That's what you pick to fight with?

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00:04:13.000 Do you have any idea how surreal it is to have members of the United States government calling for your removal from a social media platform?

00:04:13.000 Really?

00:04:20.000 Does she count?

00:04:21.000 I don't know if she counts.

00:04:22.000 I mean, come on, what is she, Hawaii or something?

00:04:25.000 I don't know.

00:04:26.000 Something about that is a fun way to Japan.

00:04:29.000 I don't know exactly.

00:04:30.000 But hey, look, we have a lot to get to today.

00:04:33.000 We'll be talking about, obviously, former Vice President Joe Biden and Peter Doocy.

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00:04:42.000 Don't you always hate it when people give themselves nicknames like, I am the Red Warrior?

00:04:46.000 Who came up with that?

00:04:47.000 I just did.

00:04:48.000 Do you like it?

00:04:49.000 I love it.

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00:04:54.000 I'd still like to be called Thick O'Malley.

00:04:56.000 Well, that's fine.

00:04:57.000 That's why we do it.

00:05:00.000 One thing I will say, too, we'll be talking about, we mentioned this yesterday, and people said, hey, you know what, we'd like to see a more in-depth segment on this.

00:05:07.000 The world and how they view the United States versus Today versus under President Donald Trump.

00:05:14.000 Remember when they always used to say, hey, our world doesn't respect it anymore under President Donald Trump?

00:05:18.000 We're the laughingstock.

00:05:19.000 Well, let's compare how the world actually interacted with the United States under President Trump.

00:05:24.000 Specifically, right now we're dealing with, you know, foreign threats with Russia, Ukraine, but also China, North Korea, our international standing, our economy.

00:05:32.000 I think it's important, and I think this is, we live in a culture now, and this is kind of cancel culture people talk about, and I don't use that term a whole lot.

00:05:38.000 But we do live in a culture, and this is the byproduct of feminism for sure, where words are often given more credence than actions. 1.00

00:05:47.000 And sure, President Donald Trump said some mean words.

00:05:50.000 Sometimes he said words I didn't even like.

00:05:51.000 But you have to look at the actions not only of our leaders, but those who follow them.

00:05:57.000 What kind of example they set, how they inspire people.

00:05:59.000 And I think when you look at the results, This is the one silver lining, before I get to anything else, a silver lining that we have in the United States today.

00:06:06.000 If you, right now, watching, listening, do your job, is we had eight years of Barack Obama and former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:06:15.000 We really had three years of President Donald Trump.

00:06:19.000 There's a contrast.

00:06:20.000 And now we're going to have another four years of former Vice President Biden.

00:06:23.000 So you've got 12 years with four sandwiches in the middle.

00:06:26.000 And whether you like it or hate it, there's no denying that there is a contrast.

00:06:31.000 And if you do your job, that contrast will serve to continue creating momentum with More black Republican voters than ever before. 0.58

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00:06:50.000 So we'll be talking about that today.

00:06:52.000 Also, since we're going to be talking about that, if this show gets booted on the YouTube, you can watch us on Mug Club.

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00:07:04.000 Lately, it's been closer to 1030 because news breaks in the morning.

00:07:07.000 Well, you guys like a little bit later start.

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00:07:10.000 We're thinking about starting later because people in Pacific are, you know, they're like, oh, so early. 1.00

00:07:15.000 I have to sleep.

00:07:17.000 And my question for you today.

00:07:18.000 I'm trying to think if this will require that you immediately switch over to Rumble or Mug Club.

00:07:24.000 Does former Vice President Biden have dementia?

00:07:26.000 Do you think so?

00:07:27.000 I know I'm not a doctor.

00:07:28.000 Neither are you.

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00:07:30.000 No, he was confirming that you're not a doctor.

00:07:33.000 Oh yes, yes, that's what I meant.

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00:07:34.000 You're not a doctor.

00:07:35.000 Also, am I the only one- I am.

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00:07:44.000 We'll explain this later.

00:07:45.000 Because Jen Psaki ruined it for everybody, we'll get to it.

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00:07:49.000 Also, well that's the whole point, is you can't cheat a turtleneck.

00:07:52.000 Well yeah, that's why- Just the way God made ya.

00:07:54.000 I don't want a girl to look like a sprocket. 1.00

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00:08:02.000 Now's the time on Sprockets where we take press conference and say stupid son of a bitch. 1.00

00:08:05.000 All right, Gerald A. is with us. 1.00

00:08:07.000 How are you, sir?

00:08:08.000 I do have to admonish you off the top.

00:08:08.000 I am well, sir.

00:08:10.000 You did say black Latino Republican voters.

00:08:12.000 I caught that as well.

00:08:14.000 I said black voters and I said Latino voters.

00:08:16.000 No, it said black and then black Latino, and I'm like, well, that's an interesting mix.

00:08:19.000 It could happen for sure.

00:08:20.000 Well, they do exist.

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00:08:22.000 Don't you admonish yourself.

00:08:24.000 Listen, if I don't do it, somebody else will do it, and I care.

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00:08:30.000 It's totally acceptable you said that.

00:08:32.000 Hey, isn't that where Robin Williams also did another voiceover?

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00:08:41.000 Oh boy, this is intense.

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00:08:51.000 And you've heard his voice already, but I guess I'll do the honors of introducing him.

00:08:54.000 He will be at the Cuyahoga, Cuyahoga Falls Funny Stop in Ohio.

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00:09:02.000 Dave Landa, how are you?

00:09:03.000 Ahoy, I'm good.

00:09:04.000 I'm doing well.

00:09:04.000 Yourself?

00:09:05.000 I'm glad you woke up today.

00:09:09.000 This guy tells me to get an iPhone because he likes the texting better than blames me.

00:09:12.000 No, no, the reason that we said you need to get an iPhone is because half the time you'd be like, oh, I didn't get your text and your face was, oh, you know, I want Android.

00:09:19.000 All right, Control 3.

00:09:20.000 Okay, I thought it was still 2022 where you are.

00:09:25.000 Apparently he's- I've had a blackberry for- Yes.

00:09:28.000 And I stuck with it.

00:09:32.000 He woke up in Ghana.

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00:09:34.000 I woke up on somebody's front lawn dressed as a vagina. 1.00

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00:09:37.000 Well, look, we've all been there.

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00:09:44.000 That's my favorite thing that Cesar Millan ever said. 0.98

00:09:46.000 And by the way, we have Crowder 911 coming up here later this week or next week.

00:09:50.000 He said, even when I was young, I was known as a Mexican guy who could still walk a pack of Rottweilers.

00:09:57.000 That's why they used to call me the Mexican guy who can walk a pack of Rottweilers.

00:10:03.000 Very descriptive.

00:10:05.000 That was his nickname!

00:10:07.000 That is amazing, I never heard him say that.

00:10:09.000 Oh, I do like him.

00:10:10.000 Alright, before we go on to anything else, I guess we have to watch this and react.

00:10:14.000 Really?

00:10:15.000 I haven't watched this, I've been instructed not to until so I get to experience it with you on air, together.

00:10:20.000 The people!

00:10:23.000 Apparently the COVID TikToks are getting out of control and cringey.

00:10:26.000 Let's see what's going on.

00:10:27.000 I guess I'm still like a mystery.

00:10:29.000 It's like, who is she?

00:10:30.000 I certainly don't know.

00:10:31.000 I'll tell you this much.

00:10:32.000 I'm not picky.

00:10:33.000 I'll still ravage you if you bring with Alpha or Delta.

00:10:35.000 You're not gonna ravage anyone.

00:10:37.000 Delta, you're just jealous because I am getting more attention.

00:10:39.000 You're popular.

00:10:40.000 You're not serious.

00:10:41.000 I kept people quarantined for 10 days.

00:10:43.000 I drove them insane.

00:10:45.000 Not us.

00:10:45.000 Tell me about it.

00:10:46.000 I can be very serious.

00:10:47.000 Um, could you just expand upon that for a second?

00:10:49.000 Case in point.

00:10:50.000 What? The CDC makes everyone laugh.

00:10:52.000 Not everyone.

00:10:53.000 All the vaccines can tie me down and none of them can get me.

00:10:56.000 Okay, yes, the vaccines made me feel vulnerable because I feel like they really understood me.

00:11:00.000 But I didn't fall for them as bad as, sup, am I late?

00:11:03.000 Alpha, stop trying to look cool.

00:11:04.000 We all know you were the first one here.

00:11:05.000 I actually did not know that.

00:11:07.000 Guys, come on!

00:11:07.000 I know I'm not around as much anymore, but did you forget who trailblazed this path for you?

00:11:11.000 Honestly, yes.

00:11:12.000 That's how long ago you were relevant.

00:11:14.000 Ew, don't compare us.

00:11:15.000 I'm evolved.

00:11:16.000 We're different in like- Your dress is falling.

00:11:18.000 That is so many ways.

00:11:19.000 Hi, um, I'm Delta Crown.

00:11:21.000 I'm new here.

00:11:22.000 What?

00:11:23.000 What?

00:11:23.000 Who?

00:11:24.000 Somebody say my name?

00:11:25.000 Okay, look.

00:11:25.000 I know that I've said...

00:11:28.000 That university is mostly... Go to film school.

00:11:29.000 Can I quit life?

00:11:31.000 Go to film school.

00:11:32.000 Go to film school if only to learn.

00:11:33.000 That's circa 2009 YouTube type vlogging, which I used to do with the blue bed sheet behind me.

00:11:38.000 If you're doing a voice to a kid... Look left, then switch, and look right.

00:11:43.000 They don't understand the line of action.

00:11:45.000 I just...

00:11:46.000 Why did we give everybody a TV show?

00:11:48.000 That's all the internet did, it just handed everybody a show. 1.00

00:11:52.000 No, it's showing us who the idiots are. 1.00

00:11:54.000 Well, the beauty is there used to be no gatekeepers, but now they just, these people just, they need to lock themselves in a gate. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Walls work!

00:12:03.000 She was supposed to be Eminem, right, at one point?

00:12:06.000 I don't fully understand.

00:12:07.000 I do understand that she is someone who obviously was not fetching enough to make it in the, you know, purely fetching realm, but also not funny enough to do anything.

00:12:19.000 Yeah, she should be getting crapped out of the bottom of the porn industry. 1.00

00:12:22.000 Ouch! 1.00

00:12:22.000 What? 1.00

00:12:23.000 Wow!

00:12:23.000 Once upon a time...

00:12:26.000 I'm just saying how life should work, Gerald.

00:12:28.000 Grow up.

00:12:29.000 I didn't know that you could be an extra in the porn industry, Dave.

00:12:32.000 Well, you know.

00:12:33.000 It's just the people on the couch watching.

00:12:35.000 It looks like they just got done playing beer pong and they're like, why is this happening?

00:12:40.000 Person fully clothed.

00:12:42.000 Oh, and by the way, they pay scale.

00:12:44.000 Oh! 0.60

00:12:46.000 So let it never be said that the unions didn't give you anything.

00:12:49.000 By the way, you can follow us on TikTok, even though the Chi-coms have banned us. 1.00

00:12:52.000 What have they banned us now?

00:12:53.000 Token out like three times?

00:12:54.000 Yeah, thrice.

00:12:55.000 But the show came back the very next day.

00:12:58.000 OK.

00:12:58.000 Like a bad virus.

00:12:59.000 Speaking of everyone getting their show, who do you think we're going to be talking about next, child?

00:13:03.000 Who?

00:13:03.000 Who are we going to be talking about next?

00:13:05.000 Child.

00:13:06.000 It's the one who ran on a lamb as a nun. 1.00

00:13:09.000 Child.

00:13:10.000 Child.

00:13:11.000 Whoopee.

00:13:12.000 Child.

00:13:13.000 Child.

00:13:13.000 Yesterday on The View, she was incredibly upset.

00:13:20.000 Karina, Karina.

00:13:22.000 Is that Ray Liotta?

00:13:25.000 It's a terrible movie.

00:13:27.000 It's a miracle he didn't punch her while filming that.

00:13:29.000 I'm sure he did.

00:13:30.000 He wasn't back then.

00:13:32.000 Before Chantix! 0.57

00:13:34.000 You know, ironically, the daughter gets him to quit smoking in that movie.

00:13:40.000 Didn't use Chantix.

00:13:43.000 Oh, that's brilliant.

00:13:44.000 Sorry.

00:13:44.000 Okay.

00:13:45.000 All right.

00:13:45.000 That'll be an open at some point soon.

00:13:47.000 Yesterday on The View, Whoopi Goldberg was really mad about, you know, Bill Maher.

00:13:53.000 And she also, I think, talked about Barry Weiss there, but she was really mad about Bill Maher discussing the actual science.

00:14:00.000 And of course, what ends up happening is, you know, this is the same thing they always do.

00:14:03.000 What if it saves one life?

00:14:04.000 Okay, how many millions have been exterminated in the abortion holocaust? 0.95

00:14:07.000 But here's the thing, Joe, not Joe Biden, Whoopi Goldberg. 0.98

00:14:12.000 Old people who fart. 1.00

00:14:13.000 How did you do that?

00:14:15.000 It was a me cushion!

00:14:18.000 I don't see color, child.

00:14:20.000 I don't see color, child.

00:14:21.000 I see Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore getting action on pottery and I was just paid as an extra to watch!

00:14:26.000 That's right.

00:14:27.000 I will follow him wherever he may go.

00:14:30.000 Come on, nuns. 1.00

00:14:31.000 Joy Behar's not Jewish, but she wants you to think she is.

00:14:34.000 She's Italian, child.

00:14:36.000 Yeah, she's got a big ol' elf nose. 1.00

00:14:42.000 All right, let's try this again.

00:14:44.000 Yesterday, Whoopi Goldberg was very upset that Bill Maher was discussing the science, tried to browbeat him, but there's a Freudian slip here.

00:14:52.000 Let's see if you can catch it.

00:14:54.000 Take a look.

00:14:55.000 I don't want to live in your paranoid world anymore, your masked paranoid world. 0.98

00:14:59.000 You know, you go out, it's silly now.

00:15:01.000 You know, you have to have your mask, you have to have a card, you have to have a booster, they scan your head.

00:15:09.000 Like you're a cashier and I'm a bunch of bananas?

00:15:14.000 I'm not bananas, you are!

00:15:16.000 That's not really funny to people who've lost their kids to this vaccine, or people who've lost family members or dear friends to this.

00:15:26.000 It's just, you know, listen, nobody on the planet really wants to go through this.

00:15:31.000 This is not something we're doing because it's, you know, sexually gratifying.

00:15:36.000 Whatever's sexually gratifying to you is the stuff of children's nightmares.

00:15:40.000 What, uh, where's the rest of the parliament, Funkadelic?

00:15:44.000 But did you catch what she said?

00:15:45.000 Not really funny to people who've lost their kids to this vaccine.

00:15:55.000 Lost their kids to the vaccine.

00:15:57.000 Now, I know, probably just, you know, she misspoke, but hey, YouTube, are you going to, you know, the View channel, are you going to take them down for COVID misinformation?

00:16:06.000 Do we know Tocanowan?

00:16:07.000 Are they still up?

00:16:10.000 Why is everything blurred there in the channel?

00:16:13.000 I don't know, I guess that's the action they took.

00:16:15.000 It's the sexual gratification.

00:16:17.000 You gotta blur the sexual stuff. 0.81

00:16:18.000 I think it's just because it's gross.

00:16:20.000 Yeah, it's hard to look at.

00:16:21.000 Now here's what's funny about this, too.

00:16:22.000 Not only did Whoopi Goldberg say that, but the clip, and you can find the clip on their channel, the clip, though, that you just saw was pulled from a more left-leaning Twitter account, and this is what they tweeted out.

00:16:33.000 It's a quote.

00:16:34.000 That's not really funny to people who've lost!

00:16:37.000 Ellipses.

00:16:38.000 Family members or dear friends.

00:16:40.000 Ellipses.

00:16:40.000 This is not something we're doing because it's sexually gratifying.

00:16:43.000 Hold on.

00:16:44.000 They lost who to what?

00:16:46.000 Who, what, when, where, why?

00:16:47.000 That's the first rule, right?

00:16:49.000 Took out the stuff that mattered the most.

00:16:50.000 They took out lost to the vaccine.

00:16:54.000 Isn't it true, I mean, Bill Maher, like him or not, and please get LASIK, but like him or not, like, there's no reason you should be in glasses.

00:17:00.000 You don't just do glasses.

00:17:01.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:17:03.000 You're fine, you had glasses already.

00:17:05.000 Okay, that's a cheap shot.

00:17:06.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:17:07.000 Cheap shot, Dave.

00:17:09.000 LASIK, this guy sitting in a leather chair.

00:17:11.000 You're very tall.

00:17:12.000 Thank you.

00:17:13.000 It's a good thing.

00:17:13.000 You're not, I'm not bananas, you're bananas.

00:17:16.000 Look, I didn't say the joke was good.

00:17:19.000 Yeah, there'd have to be a sign for that.

00:17:22.000 But it shows that this guy who is extremely far left is now being almost looked at as alt-right.

00:17:28.000 Like they really have pushed him into this realm.

00:17:30.000 It just shows how absolutely insane the left has gotten, including the view.

00:17:34.000 I'm not insane! 1.00

00:17:35.000 You're insane! 1.00

00:17:36.000 You're bananas! 1.00

00:17:36.000 You're insane in the membrane! 1.00

00:17:38.000 You're a juggler! 1.00

00:17:39.000 Take Shantex, Ray.

00:17:41.000 I specifically hate how she starts with kids, as if she's trying to pull on, like, heartstrings. 0.91

00:17:45.000 And I went back and, look, just to confirm the CDC's numbers- Careful!

00:17:47.000 Careful!

00:17:48.000 Just to confirm- Careful.

00:17:50.000 I'm just gonna say numbers.

00:17:51.000 Okay.

00:17:51.000 There's, like, 700 kids who have died in the last two years from COVID- That's 700 too many!

00:17:56.000 It is!

00:17:56.000 That's 700 child!

00:17:57.000 I agree.

00:17:58.000 I have a son- That's too many child!

00:17:59.000 I have a young son, and that's zero to- Children!

00:18:03.000 17 years old.

00:18:04.000 That's happened, like, four times in the last 10 years- You have been four times!

00:18:08.000 That's more than Children of the Corn!

00:18:11.000 That's a lot of child!

00:18:12.000 I saw Pet Sematary gobble gobble one of us! 0.99

00:18:15.000 And that doesn't mean it's okay, I'm just saying, was Whoopi out there saying the same things about that?

00:18:19.000 Don't bury your cat, it'll come back and not be the same.

00:18:21.000 Oh my goodness.

00:18:23.000 You're making a good point.

00:18:24.000 No, the cat always comes back.

00:18:25.000 Yeah, it does.

00:18:26.000 You can't kill them. 0.96

00:18:28.000 I'm like that!

00:18:29.000 It's not like a scary movie.

00:18:30.000 I had a career in film.

00:18:32.000 I had a career in a one-woman show that no one wanted to see.

00:18:35.000 So now I am permanently glued to this seat in the view. 1.00

00:18:40.000 When I get up, the seat follows my ass. 1.00

00:18:43.000 I wonder who watches that show. 1.00

00:18:45.000 I really do.

00:18:46.000 All the child who are raised by the TV in the middle of the day.

00:18:50.000 It's either us or the price is right and they'd rather have the child watch us child.

00:18:54.000 Is that Drew Carey?

00:18:56.000 Wanna watch Color Purple?

00:18:57.000 No?

00:18:58.000 No.

00:18:58.000 Jumping Jack Flash?

00:18:59.000 No, no, no. 0.99

00:19:00.000 I made some crap. 0.99

00:19:01.000 Alright. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Speaking of crap, here's another Saki bomb. 1.00

00:19:07.000 Jen Psaki. 1.00

00:19:09.000 Yesterday, Jen Psaki claimed that we can't judge ... Here's the thing, and I want to preface this.

00:19:16.000 None of us here judge the economy by the stock market foreshadowing, but she answered and she was irritated because they're irritated any time they're challenged because they're used to going completely unchallenged.

00:19:24.000 That's what the left They're still doing it today.

00:19:27.000 That's why you are seeing very different.

00:19:29.000 You can't blame Donald Trump and Killey McEnany.

00:19:32.000 You can't blame them for being more confrontational when you had the media essentially accusing

00:19:38.000 them of lies.

00:19:39.000 They're still doing it today.

00:19:40.000 They're still doing it today.

00:19:42.000 More with President, they attack President Biden more than they attack current Vice,

00:19:48.000 They attacked Donald Trump more than they attacked former... I just have to... Former vice president Biden, who for some reason is giving press conferences today.

00:19:54.000 I have no idea why.

00:19:56.000 Usually former vice presidents don't do that.

00:19:57.000 So yesterday, Psaki claimed that we can't judge Biden's economy by the stock market.

00:20:02.000 Go ahead.

00:20:03.000 Thanks.

00:20:03.000 First, on the markets, does the president think it's a big deal that today the Dow Jones is down at one point more than 1,100 points?

00:20:12.000 That's a lot of points.

00:20:13.000 Well, to start with, we focus on the trends in the economy, not any one day and any single indicator, unlike his predecessor.

00:20:20.000 The president does not look at the stock market as a means by which to judge the economy.

00:20:24.000 I would note that the market is up around 15% compared to when President Biden took office.

00:20:30.000 Okay, a couple things.

00:20:31.000 She ruined turtlenecks for me. 1.00

00:20:33.000 I love women in turtlenecks. 1.00

00:20:34.000 I don't know.

00:20:34.000 Is it me?

00:20:35.000 Comment below.

00:20:35.000 Guys out there, I like women in... You know what?

00:20:36.000 whether they have a job that delivers some dignity and a paycheck that they can support

00:20:40.000 a family on.

00:20:41.000 And we've seen a great deal of progress made on that front.

00:20:44.000 Okay, a couple things.

00:20:45.000 She ruined turtlenecks for me. 1.00

00:20:47.000 I love women in turtlenecks. 1.00

00:20:48.000 I don't know.

00:20:49.000 Is it me?

00:20:50.000 Comment below.

00:20:51.000 Guys out there, I like women in... 1.00

00:20:52.000 You know what?

00:20:53.000 I just feel like it's just...

00:20:54.000 It's like having the...

00:20:55.000 In other words, you can't set a swimming record today if you're wearing that, whatever it

00:21:00.000 is, that flight suit that makes you swim faster.

00:21:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:03.000 They banned it from the Olympics or something?

00:21:04.000 Did they ban it?

00:21:05.000 I don't know.

00:21:05.000 The point is, it's not the same.

00:21:07.000 It's an even playing field if all women are in turtlenecks. 1.00

00:21:10.000 And so then you can just see, like, that's a beautiful woman.

00:21:13.000 Okay, here's my point.

00:21:14.000 Put Whoopi Goldberg in a turtleneck, right?

00:21:18.000 Okay.

00:21:18.000 Why?

00:21:18.000 Have to use a tarp.

00:21:20.000 Then put anyone attractive.

00:21:22.000 Put Kate Upton. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Put Adele in a turtleneck. 1.00

00:21:24.000 Okay.

00:21:25.000 It just makes the contrast that much more... I just like turtlenecks!

00:21:28.000 Come on! 0.61

00:21:29.000 Come on! 0.61

00:21:31.000 She's very attractive, yes, in a turtleneck. 0.81

00:21:33.000 Some women can pull it off. 1.00

00:21:34.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:21:35.000 The women who can pull off turtlenecks can pull off anything. 1.00

00:21:36.000 Again, Robert Wagner, only man that can pull off a turtleneck.

00:21:39.000 That's true.

00:21:40.000 And push a lady off a boat. 1.00

00:21:41.000 And kill Natalie Wood, yes. 1.00

00:21:42.000 And be like, I don't know. 0.97

00:21:44.000 Did you notice, too, what she just did?

00:21:45.000 She said, you know, we don't use, unlike our predecessor, we don't use a stock market as an indicator.

00:21:49.000 And then she, again, it's a sleight of hand, says, we should note that it's up 1%, more than 1%.

00:21:53.000 Here's the thing.

00:21:55.000 The stock market always goes up, right?

00:21:56.000 A 15% since he took office.

00:21:58.000 Is that what she said?

00:21:59.000 15% since he took office?

00:22:01.000 What was the 1% number she was discussing?

00:22:03.000 I don't remember.

00:22:04.000 But she immediately points to the number of the stock market.

00:22:07.000 Yeah.

00:22:07.000 Which is the worst indicator in relation to previous administration?

00:22:12.000 Because it will always go up.

00:22:13.000 It's a matter of to what degree it went up.

00:22:16.000 If you buy the market, you rebalance, you win.

00:22:18.000 That's the idea of building wealth over time through equities, right?

00:22:23.000 You don't pick stocks.

00:22:24.000 Monkey with a dartboard does it more effectively than the most effective hedge funds in the world, but the stock market always goes up.

00:22:31.000 So she points to that and then says, but that's not our only measurement. Okay,

00:22:34.000 you know what? Let's not just use the stock market. How about we use numbers like unemployment under

00:22:39.000 president Donald Trump, 3.5. That was the lowest since 1969. Let's compare that to president Joe

00:22:44.000 Biden, 3.9% unemployment, which by the way, is also with a very low, a cripplingly low labor force

00:22:50.000 participation. There's about 3 million Americans not in the job market right now that were Donald

00:22:55.000 Trump. Yes. Here's the thing.

00:22:56.000 They will say, look, our economy is bouncing back.

00:22:59.000 Sure.

00:22:59.000 OK.

00:22:59.000 You can say that your economy is bouncing back from the worst low point since, you know, China released this plague upon the world.

00:23:06.000 Sorry.

00:23:06.000 Accidentally.

00:23:07.000 Exactly.

00:23:08.000 Yeah.

00:23:08.000 So you can say, sure, we're better than we were in 2020 when we all demanded that the economy be shut down.

00:23:14.000 And then once we, you know, in the most free and fair election ever took office, decided to open it back up, kind of.

00:23:20.000 However, The high watermark was 2019.

00:23:24.000 The high watermark was 2019.

00:23:26.000 How many jobs have been added since the economy that existed under Donald Trump pre-COVID?

00:23:32.000 Anyone want to guess?

00:23:33.000 I would say, what, in the negative?

00:23:35.000 Because collapsing the economy so people lose a bunch of jobs and then adding, I don't know, 12 more is not a good thing.

00:23:42.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:23:43.000 It's stupid. 0.99

00:23:44.000 So the actual amount of jobs added since the high watermark of 2019 is zero, but don't take my word for it. 0.99

00:23:50.000 Here are the experts on CNBC.

00:23:53.000 You're either not going to see wage gains or you'd actually see a reversal?

00:23:56.000 Is that even possible?

00:23:57.000 She was never that hot.

00:24:00.000 Well, it's possible, especially if you're talking about real wages, which are negative if you look at the CPI numbers.

00:24:06.000 What I'm concerned about is that, yes, we've seen wage increases, but we've seen wage increases driven by labor shortages.

00:24:13.000 The economy, and this is an important point, hasn't added one single job.

00:24:19.000 from the 2019 high watermark.

00:24:22.000 Not one.

00:24:23.000 All the jobs that we have seen gained are recovered jobs that were lost.

00:24:28.000 We are not yet producing new jobs.

00:24:31.000 In fact, we're still about nearly 4 million jobs short.

00:24:34.000 So these wage gains are coming on top of a shrinking workforce.

00:24:41.000 Here's the thing.

00:24:42.000 If we wanted to find common ground, I would agree with Jen Psaki in that it shouldn't be the only indicator that we use.

00:24:47.000 However, it's the only indicator that the Biden administration can use for any sort of success, and it just so happens to be the indicator that consistently goes up regardless of who is in office over In the long run, yeah, absolutely.

00:24:59.000 And here's the thing, Donald Trump wasn't hanging his hat on the stock market.

00:25:03.000 What he was doing is making life better for every American and going, and the stock market is doing well.

00:25:08.000 By the way, your retirement, your 401k that's tied to this number, hey, that's good, right?

00:25:13.000 And this is why, again, remember I said the benefit of contrast?

00:25:16.000 Four, right, sorry, eight under Obama, four under Donald Trump, and now we're going to have four under former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:25:23.000 Here's the value in that contrast, right?

00:25:25.000 You can point to these examples, you can point, it's concrete.

00:25:28.000 It's quantifiable, right?

00:25:29.000 This is the same thing here when we're talking about not only the stock market, but we're talking about the disconnect between Americans and their everyday lives, their employment opportunities, versus the stock market.

00:25:40.000 They were congruent under Donald Trump.

00:25:41.000 People were doing better.

00:25:42.000 Wages went up.

00:25:43.000 I think the average wage went up about $5,000 in the first three years under Barack Obama.

00:25:47.000 It was $1,000 under eight years.

00:25:49.000 So wages went up and the stock market was doing well.

00:25:51.000 Right now you have home prices Skyrocketing!

00:25:56.000 And you have the stock market going up, but you don't have any jobs being added.

00:25:59.000 And you're saying, some jobs?

00:25:59.000 No.

00:26:00.000 Zero jobs.

00:26:00.000 Negative 4 million jobs.

00:26:01.000 We're still missing 4 million jobs, but the stock market is still going up and home prices are still going up.

00:26:06.000 That's the disconnect.

00:26:07.000 That's what's dangerous.

00:26:08.000 Now, the only silver lining, and I don't want this to happen at the expense of Americans, unfortunately, it already is, is that you can have this conversation right now at home with your family, with your friends.

00:26:19.000 They know what they're experiencing.

00:26:22.000 They can see the disconnect.

00:26:23.000 You just need to point it out for them.

00:26:24.000 Yeah.

00:26:25.000 And I think one of the other points, too, is that wages went up, what, 4.1%?

00:26:28.000 And they're like, oh, Biden is great.

00:26:30.000 4.1... 7% inflation.

00:26:32.000 Do you know that?

00:26:32.000 Right.

00:26:33.000 Wages could go up 100% now.

00:26:34.000 Yeah, that actually means that wages have decreased about 2.8.

00:26:36.000 Yeah.

00:26:37.000 2.8% down in your buying power, right?

00:26:40.000 That's insane.

00:26:40.000 I remember that when I looked at my IRA several years ago and Trump was in office, I was like, wow, that's quite an increase.

00:26:46.000 And they were like, yeah, thank Trump.

00:26:48.000 And now the very same guy is like, brace for impact.

00:26:51.000 Right.

00:26:53.000 My IRA just bombed a church.

00:26:55.000 A different IRA.

00:26:59.000 So, speaking of former Vice President Joe Biden, yesterday, and this is the one that everyone is talking about, of course we do have some exclusive information here, yesterday Biden was caught in a hot mic, and I say caught, let me be really clear here, whether you guys like Dick Cheney or not, okay, and I'm not going to voice any opinions on Dick Cheney, I think there was a lot of bad, but I think it's pretty hard to argue that Dick Cheney was anything but smart. The guy was a clever man. You can

00:27:22.000 say he was clever and evil if you don't like him, but you can't just paint him as the dumb Republican, right? That's 1.00

00:27:27.000 what people did with George W. Bush.

00:27:29.000 He was president for 8 years. Effectively. Like Cheney, like Kamala.

00:27:35.000 So, there was a moment though where he leaned into, I believe it was John Edwards' microphone, when John Edwards

00:27:40.000 brought up his lesbian daughter.

00:27:42.000 I think it was at a debate.

00:27:43.000 And he said, you can go F yourself for bringing up my daughter.

00:27:46.000 He knew where the mic was.

00:27:48.000 That wasn't a hot mic moment.

00:27:49.000 No.

00:27:49.000 That was a bend over and spank moment.

00:27:52.000 This is a man who, again, you can comment if you think he has dementia or Alzheimer's, whatever neurodegenerative disease you think.

00:27:58.000 Maybe.

00:27:58.000 I'm not picky.

00:27:59.000 I'm asking if people do.

00:28:00.000 I'm not making a claim.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:02.000 Not like the view with deaths from vaccines.

00:28:02.000 I agree.

00:28:04.000 It's true.

00:28:05.000 Their words, not ours.

00:28:06.000 Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden was caught in a hot mic, completely unaware.

00:28:12.000 But, you know, I mean, do I need to add that part?

00:28:15.000 After an exchange with reporters, and here's what he said about Peter Doocy.

00:28:18.000 Do you think inflation is a political liability?

00:28:21.000 That's a great asset.

00:28:21.000 No.

00:28:23.000 More inflation. 1.00

00:28:25.000 What a stupid son of a bitch. 1.00

00:28:27.000 Nice is at least we have nice back in the White House remember 1.00

00:28:36.000 He does know that there's a microphone in front of him and he's at a podium, right?

00:28:41.000 With a red light on a camera.

00:28:43.000 And a room full of reporters.

00:28:47.000 I knew it was a hot mic, but I didn't realize it.

00:28:50.000 What else could it be?

00:28:52.000 He was saying it as though he was saying it under his breath like no one knows. 1.00

00:28:55.000 Dumb son of a bitch. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Oh, I got all of that one. 1.00

00:29:00.000 So satisfied with himself, like when a kid makes a poop, also he made a poop. 1.00

00:29:03.000 By the way, admitting to the horrible inflation right before calling him a son of a bitch. 1.00

00:29:09.000 It couldn't be worse. 1.00

00:29:11.000 It absolutely couldn't be worse.

00:29:12.000 Remember when people were saying, oh, Donald Trump was mean, at least Joe Biden's nice? 1.00

00:29:15.000 Here's the thing, at least Donald Trump would be like, hey, hey, you, hey, you, look at me, look at me, you're a dead son of a bitch. 1.00

00:29:23.000 Your parents should be ashamed. 1.00

00:29:26.000 And look, when I say that, don't take it out of context. 1.00

00:29:30.000 I mean your mother is a bitch. 1.00

00:29:32.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:29:33.000 And you're a bitch. 1.00

00:29:34.000 You come from a line of bitches. 1.00

00:29:37.000 I hope I've made myself clear. 1.00

00:29:39.000 I think so.

00:29:42.000 And this guy just tries to- And he's holding up three mics.

00:29:44.000 Yes. 1.00

00:29:45.000 Hold on a second, I think I have here- Oh, look at this giant hand that says, Stephanopoulos is a bitch. 1.00

00:29:52.000 Oh! 1.00

00:29:54.000 And this guy's just a stupid son of a bitch. 1.00

00:29:56.000 He's just like, he's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:30:00.000 He also muttered it out of the corner of his mouth by opening his mouth as much as he could. 1.00

00:30:00.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:30:06.000 Like the clown at MiniPot. 0.65

00:30:08.000 Well it's hilarious to see the left's reaction to this.

00:30:10.000 Brian Stelter I think in 2018 actually tweeted out that he was saying that this is unfit for him as a candidate when, or not in 2018, but when he was a candidate prior to being elected in 2016 and then now as president it's even worse and I'm just like guys you're coming out in Joe Biden's defense now saying yeah at least he said it.

00:30:26.000 Right.

00:30:27.000 Nobody, I didn't care when Trump said it the first time, and I don't care that Biden said it.

00:30:31.000 You set the rules.

00:30:32.000 At least Joe Biden shoots straight from his broken hip.

00:30:35.000 Yeah.

00:30:36.000 That's unity right there, buddy.

00:30:37.000 Anybody who's the president is going to have some level of egomania.

00:30:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:30:42.000 The only difference is Trump just didn't care if you saw it.

00:30:45.000 Yeah, but Ducey is trying to bait him.

00:30:45.000 Right.

00:30:48.000 Ducey said something that was just like, ah, you jerk. 1.00

00:30:51.000 And I'm glad he said what he said. 0.99

00:30:52.000 It's funny to me because it's honest.

00:30:54.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:30:55.000 Then the reports have been circulating that former Vice President Joe Biden called Peter Doocy to apologize to him, to do some damage control.

00:31:01.000 Here's the thing.

00:31:02.000 We're the first ones to get our hands on this.

00:31:05.000 We actually have the exclusive.

00:31:06.000 We have the call between former Vice President Joe Biden and Fox News' Peter Doocy.

00:31:10.000 Hello, you're in the do zone.

00:31:12.000 Peter speaking.

00:31:13.000 Hello, Alan.

00:31:15.000 It's former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:31:17.000 My name is Peter.

00:31:18.000 I just said that.

00:31:19.000 Right.

00:31:19.000 Come on.

00:31:20.000 I know that.

00:31:22.000 The thing. 1.00

00:31:23.000 The mother, President Harris, and the firecrouch said I should apologize for calling you a dumb son of a... son of a bee. 1.00

00:31:31.000 It's alright, Joseph. 1.00

00:31:32.000 Come on, Craig.

00:31:34.000 We're friends.

00:31:35.000 Call me Broseph.

00:31:36.000 That's what all the kids, you know, call me.

00:31:38.000 You pet my leg hair.

00:31:39.000 Again, my name is Peter, and I'm not calling you Broseph.

00:31:42.000 Oh.

00:31:44.000 Oh, then...

00:31:45.000 Just call me Everyman Joe.

00:31:46.000 I don't care.

00:31:47.000 Come on, what'd you call me?

00:31:48.000 But don't call me late for pudding.

00:31:48.000 I don't care.

00:31:50.000 Okay, then, Everyman Joe, can I please start getting real answers to my press questions now that we're friends?

00:31:56.000 Oh, I'll take what's behind door number three.

00:31:59.000 Are you listening to me at all?

00:32:00.000 Come on, listen, Brian.

00:32:02.000 Mother says I gotta go.

00:32:04.000 I'm sorry, Mr. Putin. I never should have merged those calls.

00:32:14.000 Is he sleeping?

00:32:15.000 Dad!

00:32:16.000 Dad is sleeping!

00:32:21.000 The world is laughing at us.

00:32:23.000 Oh my gosh.

00:32:24.000 That's real audio.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, I know.

00:32:26.000 Look, late nights.

00:32:27.000 I don't know how we keep getting it.

00:32:28.000 I don't know why they would send it to, you know, a comedy show.

00:32:30.000 He does always sleep, though, when he eats pudding.

00:32:33.000 He does.

00:32:33.000 Well, look, it's just, you know, it's like when you have a coma after Thanksgiving.

00:32:37.000 Something to do with tryptophan and dementia.

00:32:39.000 Now... Alzheimer's.

00:32:40.000 Here's something else.

00:32:41.000 Here's some drama going on.

00:32:42.000 Neil Young.

00:32:44.000 Who?

00:32:44.000 Neil Young.

00:32:45.000 Stop it. 1.00

00:32:45.000 Shut your face. 1.00

00:32:46.000 Neil Young. 0.99

00:32:47.000 I had to look him up.

00:32:48.000 I don't like his politics.

00:32:49.000 The guy's an amazing guitar player. 1.00

00:32:50.000 The guy is a great musician, but he's also a dick. 0.97

00:32:53.000 Neil Young asks Spotify to remove his music due to, quote, false information about vaccines. 0.97

00:32:58.000 And this is Neil Young, who was, of course, the other part of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

00:33:04.000 And this was referring to Joe Rogan.

00:33:06.000 He was mad that Joe Rogan was on Spotify, saying, this is a problem.

00:33:08.000 There's vaccine misinformation.

00:33:10.000 I guess he's joining the troupe of doctors and or people who have PhDs in philosophy who want to get rid of Joe Rogan.

00:33:16.000 And actually, it resulted with Neil Young finally putting his foot down and saying, quote, Spotify, you can either have Joe Rogan or Neil Young.

00:33:25.000 Joe Rogan.

00:33:26.000 He immediately responded.

00:33:28.000 Spotify said.

00:33:29.000 They were like, we didn't even know you were still on here.

00:33:31.000 We pick Joe Rogan.

00:33:32.000 I think they responded at the or.

00:33:34.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 Joe Rogan, or, done.

00:33:36.000 Old man, take a look at my wines. 1.00

00:33:39.000 I'm a little bitch, yeah. 0.99

00:33:41.000 Go over to Apple or one of the other reputable corporations. 1.00

00:33:45.000 That's right, I have a heart of gold.

00:33:47.000 What's wrong with you?

00:33:48.000 No, I have a nasal cold.

00:33:50.000 Why do you sound like that?

00:33:51.000 And I'm getting old.

00:33:54.000 You're getting old.

00:33:56.000 It's the way my nose is, that's how I talk, yeah.

00:33:58.000 You have Neil Young nasal... Yeah, when I get stuffed up.

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00:34:06.000 Nice.

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00:34:12.000 Let's see if it works.

00:34:14.000 Uh, uh, aye!

00:34:16.000 And I'm getting old.

00:34:17.000 Try to do both nostrils.

00:34:18.000 I'm getting old.

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00:34:21.000 By the way, hey guys, just so you know, go wash your nose at home.

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00:35:08.000 I got to say, about a month ago, no joke, I had a sinus infection because it turns out there's still other diseases besides COVID.

00:35:15.000 And you gave me that before they were even a sponsor, and it worked great.

00:35:20.000 I used it right before I went on stage.

00:35:22.000 Yeah, that was the whole protocol that you had.

00:35:23.000 It's like, hey, let's try to do something to help us through this problem with COVID and just general seasonal stuff.

00:35:29.000 But it was funny because one of the guys was a fan of the show, and he's like, Ah!

00:35:32.000 They just mentioned us on the show!

00:35:34.000 Yeah, I know.

00:35:35.000 And so when I came out, I'm like, yeah, it works.

00:35:38.000 Would you like to tell people you use our stuff?

00:35:39.000 I'm like, yeah, I use your stuff.

00:35:40.000 Yeah, what are you talking about?

00:35:41.000 I already told them I use your stuff.

00:35:42.000 How do you think you knew?

00:35:43.000 You're going to become a sponsor?

00:35:44.000 I already did it for free.

00:35:45.000 So that's what's wonderful about our sponsors, is they partner up with us.

00:35:48.000 It's great.

00:35:48.000 Honestly, I get sick a lot less.

00:35:50.000 I use it before every time I get on an airplane.

00:35:52.000 Here's something else.

00:35:53.000 I also use it any time I go to the CNN green room, because Stelter.

00:35:57.000 Green?

00:35:57.000 It's a waft.

00:35:59.000 He's got a stank, is the way I put it.

00:36:01.000 Whenever Stelter leaves a room, there's a green Stelter-shaped cloud of where he used to be. 0.99

00:36:06.000 Yeah, it's like chlorine and feces.

00:36:10.000 Yeah.

00:36:11.000 Like someone tried to, rather than actually cleaning the toilet bowl, just spritz it with chlorine so it's a mix.

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.000 Oh, no.

00:36:18.000 Kind of like the air freshener in a cab where it just smells like poop.

00:36:21.000 Yeah, like somebody ate too much cotton candy and vomited and then ate it again.

00:36:26.000 Yeah, well that's because it's his lunch break.

00:36:28.000 Yeah, that's what he has for lunch.

00:36:30.000 He asks to do his cotton candy breaks alone.

00:36:32.000 Yeah, he's like, I need to have cotton candy until I'm very sick.

00:36:35.000 Totally straight!

00:36:36.000 So Brian Stelter yesterday highlighted a school, and this is a wonderful site, Children in Masks, Teacher in Masks, and at one point Brian Stelter made a visit, but he did a whole package at CNN highlighting a school teaching young children, specifically not about COVID, Nor math, no.

00:36:54.000 But about condoms on a banana with his mouth?

00:36:56.000 How to identify, more specifically, misinformation.

00:37:01.000 Just imagine trying to make sense of all of this as a teenager.

00:37:05.000 Now we go to imposter content.

00:37:07.000 What does imposter mean?

00:37:08.000 Someone trying to be someone else, right?

00:37:12.000 You get that word, what's an imposter?

00:37:16.000 Well, let it never be said this.

00:37:18.000 laughter laughter

00:37:22.000 And all those kids were like, he is not.

00:37:24.000 laughter Don't ever say I didn't do anything for you!

00:37:27.000 Yeah.

00:37:28.000 I love it.

00:37:29.000 Make sure it says hetero.

00:37:30.000 Hetero.

00:37:31.000 Bet you he doesn't like broads and turtlenecks. 0.99

00:37:33.000 I don't think he likes broads. 0.99

00:37:37.000 They could be sans turtleneck.

00:37:38.000 Alright.

00:37:39.000 He'll not like that.

00:37:40.000 He probably wants them in hijabs. 1.00

00:37:44.000 To go swimming in the Dead Sea.

00:37:46.000 Go take a swim.

00:37:47.000 Wear the hijab. 1.00

00:37:47.000 This one's double layered for insulation. 1.00

00:37:51.000 Put your head back.

00:37:52.000 Oh no.

00:37:53.000 I like the masks on women. 1.00

00:37:55.000 Yes.

00:37:56.000 This has been a good two years for me.

00:37:59.000 I've enjoyed it. 0.83

00:38:00.000 It's easier to walk down the street and see butt. 0.88

00:38:03.000 Well, not all butts. 0.99

00:38:06.000 No, not lady butt. 1.00

00:38:07.000 50% of the butts. 0.99

00:38:09.000 Man butt. 0.98

00:38:10.000 No. 0.99

00:38:11.000 Man bun and man butt.

00:38:12.000 Totally straight. 1.00

00:38:12.000 Women butts. 1.00

00:38:13.000 These are two of my favorite things. 1.00

00:38:15.000 Everyone knows that I like women butts! 1.00

00:38:19.000 Stop it. 0.99

00:38:19.000 I love lady butts. 0.99

00:38:20.000 You stop your misinformation. 1.00

00:38:21.000 I just love, I love big breasts. 1.00

00:38:24.000 Yes. 0.99

00:38:24.000 So sexy. 0.99

00:38:25.000 I just, as Brian Stelter, I just, I just want to, I just want to take those big old voluptuous breasts and put it in my handbag and take them home with me. 1.00

00:38:33.000 You're overselling, Brian. 0.97

00:38:36.000 You're, you're, you're underselling.

00:38:37.000 What? 0.73

00:38:38.000 You don't, you just don't like breasts and women as much as I do. 0.78

00:38:41.000 You just don't appreciate it. 0.94

00:38:42.000 Yeah, you don't love big ol', just big fat ol' A-cups.

00:38:45.000 You know what I really like?

00:38:47.000 Brian Stelter, you know what I really like?

00:38:50.000 I'm Other Brian.

00:38:51.000 You know what I like a lot? 0.99

00:38:53.000 It's almost my favorite thing, is sex with women. 1.00

00:38:56.000 Okay. 1.00

00:38:57.000 The angel on my shoulder says boys, but the devil says men.

00:39:01.000 I know, and you know what?

00:39:04.000 I sometimes listen... it depends on the mood.

00:39:08.000 I'm gonna put on some Neil Young.

00:39:10.000 Oh man, take a look at my sack, I wish it was... Terrible.

00:39:17.000 I mean Neil Young, not uh... He's got a cock of gold. 0.99

00:39:20.000 I was exactly about to do that! 0.99

00:39:24.000 I hate that we're so much alike!

00:39:25.000 We should have sang it together.

00:39:27.000 Alright, Harmon.

00:39:28.000 And I'm getting high.

00:39:31.000 And Dick's not getting old. 0.99

00:39:34.000 He keeps singing with his cock of gold. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Wait, no, wait, no, boobs of gold, boobs of gold. 1.00

00:39:44.000 I like boobs, they're gold. 0.99

00:39:47.000 And I'm really turned on by their boobies. 0.98

00:39:51.000 I just like... I like a nice vaj... vaj... The cotton candy's not sitting well!

00:40:02.000 I've thrown up Twizzlers and Starbursts all over my desk.

00:40:07.000 There's Skittles everywhere.

00:40:09.000 I certainly taste the rainbow.

00:40:12.000 You can fly the flag, just don't eat it!

00:40:19.000 You know the thing, that's what his part-time job is.

00:40:21.000 You know in the Cotton Candy, they scoop it up, they just hold Stelter by the feet. 0.99

00:40:24.000 I look like George Costanza, but I love penis. 1.00

00:40:35.000 Allegedly. 1.00

00:40:36.000 And, well, no, penis means boobs. 1.00

00:40:40.000 Really? 1.00

00:40:44.000 Okay.

00:40:44.000 So, this is also another question I have for you.

00:40:47.000 By the way, if you're watching on YouTube, speaking of Ryan Seltzer, smash that like button!

00:40:52.000 Like it's an attractive woman in a turtleneck! 1.00

00:40:56.000 Or a slab of cotton candy.

00:41:06.000 Everyone knows She-Hulk was my first love. 0.93

00:41:08.000 It was.

00:41:09.000 And you can also comment, do you think the world is more respected under Donald Trump, was more respected under Donald Trump, or under former Vice President Biden?

00:41:16.000 This is a narrative that goes around, sort of like I didn't buy into the narrative that Barack Obama was all that smart.

00:41:21.000 I don't think he was dumb, but they made it sound like he was a genius. 0.56

00:41:24.000 Right, right, right. 0.91

00:41:24.000 Never bought into that. 0.91

00:41:25.000 Constitutional expert.

00:41:26.000 I thought he was charismatic.

00:41:27.000 He is charismatic.

00:41:28.000 Very charismatic.

00:41:28.000 So were a lot of really bad people in history.

00:41:31.000 So was Flava Flav. 0.64

00:41:31.000 So was Bill Clinton before he just went full pervert. 0.64

00:41:34.000 Well, he was always full pervert. 0.97

00:41:36.000 Now he just looks like a guy who would sit outside a kid's footlocker. 0.92

00:41:44.000 That's how you know that's inaccurate, because I'm a DSW man.

00:41:48.000 They don't have a kid's DSW, though.

00:41:52.000 I don't know my outlets.

00:41:54.000 Now, this is a narrative that I never believed, and I'll make the case here.

00:41:59.000 We are at a significant deficit now with former Vice President Joe Biden at the semi-helm than we were with Donald Trump.

00:42:07.000 And I think, again, we have a couple of years now.

00:42:09.000 We had Four years.

00:42:11.000 Really three under Donald Trump.

00:42:12.000 Let's be honest, they robbed him of that last year.

00:42:14.000 A little bit.

00:42:15.000 So, before we move on to the specifics as far as international policy, and I think he's madder, and we'll try and keep him brief for you because I know your eyes glaze over, certainly Dave's do.

00:42:24.000 They glaze over like Brian Stelter with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Catalog.

00:42:28.000 Yeah.

00:42:28.000 Ugh, boring!

00:42:30.000 No, no, no.

00:42:30.000 He's like, I love this.

00:42:31.000 Yeah, this is wonderful.

00:42:33.000 Someone get me cat fancy! 1.00

00:42:35.000 And a copy of Cats.

00:42:36.000 Yes!

00:42:38.000 I eat it while I watch it.

00:42:41.000 As we all know, of course, Putin and global leaders here, they have no respect for former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:42:47.000 Don't take my word for it.

00:42:49.000 I want to ask you, did you order the assassination of the woman who walked into the Congress

00:42:56.000 and who was shot and killed by a policeman?

00:42:59.000 Do you know that 450 individuals were arrested after entering the Congress and they didn't go there to steal a laptop.

00:43:07.000 They came with political demands.

00:43:10.000 450 people have been detained.

00:43:12.000 They're facing, they're looking, they're looking at jail time between 15 and 25 years and they came to the Congress with political demands.

00:43:21.000 Isn't that I don't like him but he makes a point.

00:43:28.000 He's right, yeah.

00:43:31.000 Look at how he dismisses him here.

00:43:33.000 We need a body language expert.

00:43:35.000 And a comb.

00:43:35.000 Biden just takes it!

00:43:37.000 I'm not going to have sex with you. 1.00

00:43:39.000 You get an exit price. 0.97

00:43:41.000 I'll work with that.

00:43:43.000 I'll limit it.

00:43:45.000 Biden just takes it. 1.00

00:43:47.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:43:49.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:43:51.000 For those watching, yes, I moved my chair down. 0.99

00:43:54.000 For those listening, there are subtitles.

00:43:56.000 Really.

00:43:57.000 For those watching, yes, I moved my chair down.

00:44:06.000 I just wanted to see how it felt down here.

00:44:08.000 What's the point of that?

00:44:09.000 Well, it's just because we were looking at Biden from a position of weakness, so I always

00:44:12.000 want to put myself in their shoes.

00:44:15.000 I feel like I should move him back from the table.

00:44:17.000 For those who are listening on audio... Is there a kids' table there?

00:44:19.000 Yeah.

00:44:20.000 For those who are listening, there always is.

00:44:22.000 He has it just glued to his... It's part of his rider for appearing.

00:44:26.000 He has a kids' table that he can spin like the packages in the Full Monty.

00:44:29.000 Now... It's true, there is a kids' table.

00:44:31.000 It's for Prince Andrew.

00:44:32.000 Yes.

00:44:34.000 People who are listening on audio, that was when that Chinese official, who was that exactly?

00:44:40.000 That was an ambassador I believe?

00:44:43.000 I don't have their exact name.

00:44:44.000 Not all ambassadors look alike, that's not what I'm saying.

00:44:47.000 When he said, so you know the United States just elected former Vice President Joe Biden, the audience laughed.

00:44:53.000 Here's the beauty of laughter, it's an involuntary response.

00:44:57.000 You can't control it.

00:44:58.000 And you know he didn't have the Bill Maher laugh applause sign.

00:45:01.000 Let's look at the difference between Donald Trump and former Vice President Biden and where we are in the world standing here.

00:45:06.000 Trump earned respect because he refused to follow really this sort of global policy, which I addressed yesterday, of liberal hegemony.

00:45:06.000 Okay.

00:45:14.000 Now, some people are saying it's liberal hegemony.

00:45:17.000 I don't know.

00:45:18.000 I've never heard it said that way, but apparently that's the proper way. 0.99

00:45:21.000 Can we come up with another word that doesn't sound stupid? 0.99

00:45:23.000 Okay. 1.00

00:45:24.000 Globalist cuck agenda.

00:45:26.000 There we go.

00:45:27.000 Wait, what?

00:45:27.000 Perfect.

00:45:28.000 I like how you do that.

00:45:29.000 The global agenda where they're making humanoid hybrids. 1.00

00:45:31.000 Ah, that one.

00:45:32.000 Liberal hegemony.

00:45:33.000 Hegemony.

00:45:34.000 Hegemony, which also casts a spell.

00:45:35.000 Spiritus Sanctus, and then, you know, invisibility cloak.

00:45:40.000 Hegemony.

00:45:41.000 They're working on it.

00:45:42.000 Hegemony.

00:45:43.000 So, the global idea that, you know what, we're all one and the same.

00:45:47.000 Really it comes down to this idea that the United States is not only superior to other

00:45:51.000 countries, and I don't just mean superior because of some type of God-given right that

00:45:57.000 What I mean is superior in the sense that we have laws like the First Amendment, the Second Amendment.

00:46:00.000 We have laws that enshrine basic rights that are not granted by government but recognized by government.

00:46:05.000 No one else does this.

00:46:06.000 So, liberals don't want to.

00:46:07.000 The left doesn't want to acknowledge the superiority of the United States because they want us all to be the same.

00:46:12.000 That's why you can't have borders.

00:46:14.000 Well, what would you need borders for?

00:46:15.000 Well, you typically need borders to make sure that you have quality control.

00:46:20.000 To make sure that a country that provides and affords opportunities that no other country ever in the history of the world has is able to maintain that.

00:46:27.000 Do away with the borders.

00:46:28.000 Do away with the borders, do away with the opportunities, and let's create a dependent state. 0.98

00:46:31.000 So, Donald Trump did not follow this policy.

00:46:35.000 Doctrine, if you want to call it.

00:46:36.000 Now, let's look at what Donald Trump did internationally.

00:46:39.000 Left the Paris Climate Accord.

00:46:41.000 Left the Iran nuclear deal.

00:46:43.000 He cut some UN funding, which I love.

00:46:45.000 He skipped UN summits on climate change and COVID.

00:46:48.000 He replaced NAFTA with the USMCA.

00:46:50.000 He renegotiated NATO.

00:46:52.000 In 2016, only four of 29 NATO allies were contributing what they agreed upon The 2% of their national GDP into NATO.

00:47:00.000 By 2020 that number had increased to 210.

00:47:02.000 Just to be clear.

00:47:03.000 Donald Trump said people weren't paying their fair share and NATO is of no value to the United States if we're funding the security for the rest of the world.

00:47:12.000 First off, that's a totally valid point of view to have.

00:47:16.000 Okay, it's a valid point of view to have.

00:47:17.000 Also, you should negotiate from a place of power if you're the greatest country in the world and the greatest military superpower in the world.

00:47:23.000 Also, they're not honoring their word, the other NATO allies.

00:47:27.000 So you may not like that it's abrasive, but it is absolutely the right thing to do.

00:47:32.000 Yeah.

00:47:33.000 You know what happens when Russia invades, I don't know, Estonia to us?

00:47:37.000 Nothing.

00:47:38.000 So pay your fair share so that you can be defended.

00:47:40.000 Right.

00:47:41.000 All right?

00:47:42.000 We want there not to be a world war.

00:47:43.000 That's kind of our thing in Europe right now.

00:47:45.000 But you're the guys who are going to lose your homeland.

00:47:47.000 So maybe step up.

00:47:48.000 And it's amazing when Trump says fair share, it comes from other places.

00:47:51.000 And when Biden says fair share, it means that every American should pay more money.

00:47:55.000 Well, only rich people, according to him.

00:47:59.000 Anybody who makes more than a dollar.

00:48:01.000 Anybody who makes, any family who makes more than exactly the presidential salary.

00:48:05.000 Hey, really quickly, CNN.

00:48:07.000 North Korea fires two cruise missiles.

00:48:09.000 Fifth launch this year.

00:48:10.000 A headline you didn't see under Donald Trump.

00:48:14.000 And they show that freaky little Bela Lugosi muppet.

00:48:18.000 Right?

00:48:18.000 I don't remember reading a whole lot about that during Donald Trump's presidency.

00:48:21.000 Yeah, why would Trump go over there? 0.98

00:48:22.000 To let them know he's crazy. 0.99

00:48:23.000 Exactly. 0.76

00:48:24.000 That's how a good president operates.

00:48:26.000 You don't know where I've been!

00:48:27.000 You don't know where I've been!

00:48:28.000 You don't know where I've been, Putin!

00:48:32.000 By the way, the Chinese professor that we showed about Biden being elected and everyone laughed, he is the vice dean of the School of International Relations at Renmin University in China.

00:48:42.000 Renminbi.

00:48:42.000 And his name is Di Dongsheng.

00:48:45.000 Ah, Mr. Dong!

00:48:46.000 Ah, Mr. Dongshave!

00:48:47.000 Oh, Mr. Dongshave!

00:48:49.000 Oh, Di Dong! 0.99

00:48:49.000 Dong! 0.99

00:48:50.000 Dongshave!

00:48:50.000 Hey, Dongshave!

00:48:51.000 Hey, Shavedong! 1.00

00:48:52.000 Haro! 0.89

00:48:52.000 Always have! 0.89

00:48:53.000 Cream Dong! 0.99

00:48:54.000 Always fresh!

00:48:55.000 Dongshave!

00:48:56.000 A nice cream! 0.67

00:48:57.000 Shave!

00:48:57.000 Also meet his wife, Madame Jingpao!

00:49:00.000 Barbershop! 0.86

00:49:03.000 Sun Gillette! 0.93

00:49:04.000 Nooo! Razor burn under thong shave. 1.00

00:49:09.000 I'm your fire! Your desire! 0.73

00:49:11.000 America! Betty Boop! What a day!

00:49:15.000 Standing in front of those trees like that commercial?

00:49:17.000 My ranting's stripped!

00:49:21.000 That's a valid point. 0.96

00:49:22.000 Putin not only respected President Trump and doesn't have a lot of respect for President Biden, a big reason was he thought Donald Trump was a little bit crazy. 0.82

00:49:31.000 And you know what? 0.63

00:49:31.000 That's a good thing! 0.63

00:49:33.000 You gotta keep people on their toes.

00:49:36.000 Let's go to some other international policy.

00:49:38.000 Donald Trump on China.

00:49:39.000 He increased tariffs from 10% to 25%.

00:49:42.000 He banned Chinese apps and telecom companies like Huawei.

00:49:46.000 He rejected China's territorial claims in the South China Sea.

00:49:48.000 He passed the Taiwan Assurance Act.

00:49:51.000 $5.1 billion in arms sales to Taiwan in 2020 alone.

00:49:55.000 He was the first president to take a call from the Taiwanese president.

00:49:59.000 China, of course, hated that.

00:50:00.000 And he called COVID the China virus, which, let's all be honest, was a pretty ping-pong move.

00:50:07.000 All while John Cena pretended it didn't exist.

00:50:09.000 Exactly.

00:50:10.000 And all while the World Health Organization acted as though Taiwan didn't exist.

00:50:16.000 Yes.

00:50:16.000 For people who don't remember that, that's one of the most chilling clips ever.

00:50:19.000 A Skype call.

00:50:20.000 What about Taiwan?

00:50:22.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:50:22.000 Can't hear you.

00:50:23.000 Skype call out.

00:50:25.000 Hello?

00:50:25.000 Taiwan?

00:50:26.000 Let's move on to the next question.

00:50:27.000 I gotta get Zoom.

00:50:30.000 Now let's compare this to former Vice President Biden.

00:50:32.000 Of course, everyone knows he hasn't been that big with support on Taiwan.

00:50:35.000 They don't feel as though they're very secure.

00:50:37.000 He's also fallen lockstep with the World Health Organization, who has basically refused to acknowledge that Taiwan even exists.

00:50:42.000 He initially shut down the probe.

00:50:44.000 Not shut... This is... Look, this is what bothers me more than any of it.

00:50:49.000 Shut down the probe into the COVID lab leak.

00:50:52.000 Yeah.

00:50:53.000 We'll just take their word.

00:50:54.000 Why?

00:50:55.000 When people say Donald Trump and his son's girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, they're not handing over all of their WhatsApp private texts.

00:51:03.000 Yeah, but you shut down a probe into a lab leak in a lab where, I mean, it had it in the name!

00:51:14.000 Comedians have to point this out to you on late-night television.

00:51:17.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:51:19.000 COVID come from any place other than COVID lab, trademark.

00:51:24.000 Yes.

00:51:26.000 Don't read the sign.

00:51:27.000 Yeah, don't read sign.

00:51:28.000 It's not COVID.

00:51:29.000 We need a change.

00:51:30.000 Sign, people get very confused.

00:51:32.000 I love how they immediately pivot to, we eat bats.

00:51:34.000 What's the big deal?

00:51:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:36.000 What?

00:51:37.000 Oh, I forgot.

00:51:37.000 You never ate a bat?

00:51:39.000 Yeah.

00:51:39.000 You ever had the bat on a hoagie roll?

00:51:41.000 Must be so nice to be so perfect.

00:51:43.000 Mr. Perfect, no eat bat. 1.00

00:51:45.000 Oh, no COVID for you.

00:51:46.000 No eat bat. 0.91

00:51:47.000 Sorry, we can't all be Mr. Monk.

00:51:50.000 You ever have a bat to cat to sandwich?

00:51:53.000 For me, there are few things better in life than batter cat sandwich.

00:51:57.000 Yeah, you having a batter cat?

00:51:58.000 It's like an Oreo, but with more death.

00:52:00.000 Right with a sadder kid's face.

00:52:03.000 When you go, this is your kitty.

00:52:05.000 Oh gosh.

00:52:07.000 And of course, I don't eat kitty.

00:52:09.000 Not only did he shut down the COVID lab leak theory, who could forget good friend of the Bidens, Tony Bubulinski.

00:52:17.000 In late 2015, I was approached by James Gilliar, who I had known for many years, about joining him in a deal which he said would involve the Chinese state-owned enterprise, CFC China Energy, and what he called one of the most prominent families in the United States.

00:52:37.000 I was informed first by Gilear, and then by Hunter Biden, and by Rob Walker, who was working with the Bidens, that the Bidens wanted to form a new entity with CFC.

00:52:49.000 On May 13, 2017, I received an email concerning allocation of equity, which says 10% held by H for the big guy.

00:52:58.000 In that email, there's no question that H stands for Hunter, big guy for his father, Joe Biden.

00:53:06.000 Okay, really quickly.

00:53:07.000 This is breaking right now on CNN.

00:53:09.000 Pfizer begins clinical trials for Omicron-specific vaccine.

00:53:12.000 Well then, Colbert's going to need to get new costumes. 0.90

00:53:14.000 I know, right?

00:53:15.000 But, everybody needs to get a new vaccine?

00:53:17.000 Yes, exactly.

00:53:18.000 What's the implication there?

00:53:20.000 Now, keep in mind, you were going to be removed from misinformation at one point if you said that vaccine doesn't work against Omicron.

00:53:26.000 What's the implication if Pfizer is beginning clinical trials for an Omicron-specific vaccine?

00:53:31.000 Well I would say, and this is of course hypothetical, that perhaps the vaccine does not protect against Omicron and also it'll be human trials that are forced on you through late night television.

00:53:44.000 Well, I think you hit the nail on the head.

00:53:45.000 There we go.

00:53:46.000 Pretty much.

00:53:46.000 I prefer to go with clear.

00:53:48.000 I like clear.

00:53:50.000 No, you can use it if you get the Omicron vaccine and whatever other vaccine is necessary.

00:53:54.000 So it's fine.

00:53:55.000 It's a vaccine where you still get the virus.

00:53:57.000 It makes perfect sense.

00:53:57.000 Yes, it's a vaccine where you still get the virus.

00:53:59.000 You can still transmit the virus and you know.

00:54:02.000 That's why we all have polio.

00:54:03.000 Boy, I tell you what, whoever is the salesman for these vaccines at this point, I mean, he deserves just all the money.

00:54:10.000 Salesman of the year?

00:54:11.000 Well, it's Joe... That's got to be incredibly difficult.

00:54:13.000 That's President Joe Biden.

00:54:14.000 They just trot him back out.

00:54:15.000 He's like, he goes out, he's like, okay, all right.

00:54:17.000 Yeah, by the way, if you get this vaccine, we can reopen the economy because a vaccine, you know, it immunizes you and what they just, okay, they just changed the definition of immunization.

00:54:26.000 Okay, so look, if you get the vaccine, it'll protect against, and it doesn't, all right.

00:54:31.000 Not anymore?

00:54:31.000 You get the vaccine, you can still get it, and you can... Can they transmit it?

00:54:35.000 Yeah.

00:54:35.000 Yeah, they can.

00:54:35.000 You can still transmit it, but you're not going to end up in a hospital or what... What's the Omicron?

00:54:40.000 There's a... Okay, look, the rate of getting into the hospital or death with the vaccine or without it is about the same, and you can both... But you know what?

00:54:48.000 I mean, can I just... I quit!

00:54:50.000 Wait, will vaccinated celebrities be hospitalized with it but still be on a camera telling you to get the vaccine?

00:54:56.000 Well, if we pay them.

00:54:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:59.000 Is it possible that we'd have like a record number of fit soccer players around the world just dropping in matches?

00:55:04.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:55:05.000 How does the vaccine affect gay athletes? 0.87

00:55:10.000 We think it's more so the AIDS. 0.82

00:55:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:12.000 Well, it's a different thing.

00:55:14.000 You rang?

00:55:15.000 Reliable sources!

00:55:17.000 Alright.

00:55:17.000 I'm more worried about the effect it might be having on stand-up comedians.

00:55:21.000 That's the real tragedy here.

00:55:24.000 Let's contrast now President Trump with former Vice President Joe Biden on North Korea, because as we just talked about, missiles being launched like it's the Fourth of July.

00:55:32.000 Fifth time this year!

00:55:34.000 There was a nuclear and long-range missile moratorium when Donald Trump was president.

00:55:37.000 In 2018, if you guys don't remember, Trump met with Kim Jong-un in Singapore, the first meeting ever between the United States and the North Korean leader. 0.98

00:55:46.000 Look, a lot of people gave him crap, just to be clear. 0.94

00:55:48.000 Donald Trump, they were saying, oh, he's being too nice to him. 0.99

00:55:51.000 Look, he's getting buddy-buddy.

00:55:52.000 He called him Little Rocket Man, just to be clear.

00:55:55.000 Yes.

00:55:56.000 North Korea returned the remains of fallen U.S.

00:55:58.000 soldiers, which was a big deal.

00:56:00.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:56:01.000 In 2019, he became the first sitting president ever to enter North Korea.

00:56:04.000 People freaked.

00:56:05.000 Now, by the way, where's Code Pink? 0.97

00:56:07.000 When we had President Trump, right, he was trying to avoid any kind of war or conflict with North Korea.

00:56:12.000 Remember Code Pink?

00:56:13.000 Remember, no war, no sending our people to war.

00:56:16.000 You will never find in recent, possibly all of American history, a more anti-war president.

00:56:22.000 Here's the thing.

00:56:23.000 You can only negotiate from that position if you are willing to go to war at the end of it, but you have to exhaust all

00:56:32.000 other possibilities.

00:56:33.000 What did Donald Trump do? Donald Trump, this is the same criticism that's been,

00:56:37.000 you know, lobbed against him, and it's true, is, well, Donald Trump is good to you,

00:56:41.000 you're his best friend, until you, you know, you insult him, and then all of a sudden you're

00:56:45.000 his worst enemy. And that's true, and I think that's childish. However, it was the same thing

00:56:48.000 with international negotiations.

00:56:50.000 With Kim Jong-un, he would be nice, he would want to keep it peaceful so that we could have peaceful negotiations, and if he didn't get what he wanted, he had an iron rod and he wasn't afraid to use it.

00:57:01.000 And you can see the behavior.

00:57:03.000 And it was helpful to have a businessman, somebody who understood that when you're negotiating, it's best to do it from a position of strength.

00:57:10.000 And right now, we're doing it from a position of weakness.

00:57:12.000 but the actions of the leaders who follow them.

00:57:15.000 Yeah, well, it was helpful to have a businessman, somebody who understood that when you're negotiating,

00:57:20.000 it's best to do it from a position of strength.

00:57:23.000 And right now we're doing it from a position of weakness.

00:57:25.000 We're apologizing for everything and saying, I don't know, maybe you guys know better than

00:57:29.000 we do.

00:57:30.000 If you're going to go and negotiate in these situations, especially with madmen around the world, in isolation hasn't worked.

00:57:36.000 You have to go over and be like, look, we can be friends, we can be enemies.

00:57:40.000 Trust me, you want us to be friends.

00:57:41.000 How do you trust a presidency where your first move is to sign everything back over to the

00:57:46.000 people that have an issue with you?

00:57:49.000 You cancel the pipeline that's going through your country but put the one in place that's

00:57:53.000 going through the person who's supposed to be handling it.

00:57:54.000 Well just everything that was done that seemed to be correct, which no one cares about.

00:57:58.000 It's all that guy was mean.

00:58:00.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:01.000 And he could be.

00:58:02.000 And orange.

00:58:03.000 But who gives a sh...

00:58:04.000 No, exactly.

00:58:05.000 You're exactly right.

00:58:06.000 Or the fact that he went golfing while he wasn't taking a salary.

00:58:09.000 Meanwhile, this guy's taking... He took it and he donated it to another department of the government!

00:58:13.000 He donated in one year as president more than former Vice President Biden has his entire life.

00:58:17.000 He's the least charitable politician who existed.

00:58:20.000 Well yeah, and on top of it, they complain about how he would, you know, any vacation Trump took, which was very little other than golfing, Look at how many vacations Biden has taken.

00:58:29.000 That doesn't even count when he's just sleeping all the time.

00:58:31.000 The afternoon naps.

00:58:32.000 Well, I mean, it's hard.

00:58:33.000 The days, they run together.

00:58:34.000 Yeah, that is true.

00:58:36.000 Am I still alive?

00:58:37.000 Oh, God.

00:58:38.000 Seriously, what does he wake for a day?

00:58:40.000 43 minutes?

00:58:41.000 I can't believe it's still today.

00:58:43.000 So here's the thing.

00:58:44.000 Donald Trump is a president who you didn't want to count to three.

00:58:52.000 Biden's counted to three many times, and you know that it has no teeth.

00:58:57.000 Donald Trump, very nice at first, and then you knew where he had his limit.

00:59:03.000 Very nice.

00:59:04.000 vice president by any postures.

00:59:05.000 I won't meet with these leaders. 0.99

00:59:07.000 These P these people are tyrants.

00:59:08.000 It doesn't meet with them, but then doesn't actually do something when they act up.

00:59:11.000 Now we don't necessarily know what Donald Trump would have done if they acted up because they didn't under his watch.

00:59:16.000 Keep in mind, Trump left no doubt as to who was in charge when

00:59:20.000 he met with Kim Jong Legosi.

00:59:23.000 Getting a good picture of everybody.

00:59:27.000 So we look nice and handsome.

00:59:30.000 And here's the thing, guys, here's the thing.

00:59:38.000 Have you seen him now?

00:59:39.000 Fat shaming works.

00:59:41.000 Look, he inspires people to become better.

00:59:43.000 I love nice and thin.

00:59:46.000 It looks over at him.

00:59:47.000 He points across the table.

00:59:49.000 That one was, that one wasn't for me.

00:59:51.000 That wasn't for me.

00:59:53.000 That one hurt.

00:59:55.000 Joe Biden is actually Cartman's mom.

00:59:58.000 Right.

00:59:58.000 Like everybody just abuses him and she tries to threaten, but she just gives him everything.

01:00:03.000 She doesn't do anything.

01:00:05.000 And by the way, here's what also matters.

01:00:07.000 Here's what also matters is, you know, he was the first president to step foot in North Korea.

01:00:11.000 Donald Trump went over and he had terms and they were non-negotiable.

01:00:15.000 If North Korea didn't denuclearize, no deal.

01:00:17.000 And he left.

01:00:18.000 No deal.

01:00:19.000 Just to be clear.

01:00:19.000 He left.

01:00:20.000 No deal.

01:00:20.000 So he was nice up until the, all right, no deal.

01:00:23.000 Look at little racket man. 0.98

01:00:25.000 Look at little racket man with his fat baby face. 0.99

01:00:28.000 Oh.

01:00:30.000 I loved you on Orange is the New Black.

01:00:36.000 Yeah, he really... he lost weight because Trump... I guarantee you that's what it is.

01:00:42.000 Can you imagine doing that to a dictator and then calling that a bad president?

01:00:45.000 Can you imagine being the interpreter who had to break it to him?

01:00:50.000 Mr. DeLito, uh, yeah?

01:00:52.000 Well, out with it!

01:00:54.000 Uh, Mr. DeLito, uh, uh, uh, I'm here with your interpretation of a transcript with Donald Trump.

01:00:59.000 Uh-huh?

01:01:00.000 What'd he say?

01:01:00.000 I'm supreme?

01:01:01.000 Uh, uh, uh, not, not exactly.

01:01:04.000 Uh, uh, uh, uh, what'd he say?

01:01:06.000 That I have giant pecker?

01:01:07.000 No.

01:01:08.000 Um, um, um, uh, he call you, I believe the word, uh, uh, big bone.

01:01:14.000 All right. 1.00

01:01:15.000 Well, you're gonna die. 1.00

01:01:16.000 Yes, it's the kill the messenger meeting. 1.00

01:01:20.000 I have written in my day planner, kill messenger meeting.

01:01:24.000 What did you want to say? 1.00

01:01:25.000 Oh, he say your dick is huge. 1.00

01:01:29.000 So big. 1.00

01:01:30.000 Please don't hurt my family.

01:01:31.000 So scary.

01:01:34.000 He says your face looks good.

01:01:37.000 Yeah, he say your face look good.

01:01:38.000 Not like a half-moon on a prednisone.

01:01:41.000 Good face.

01:01:41.000 Look great.

01:01:43.000 Very youthful.

01:01:44.000 Handsome.

01:01:48.000 Let's compare it to Biden with North Korea.

01:01:50.000 Okay, well you just saw this now.

01:01:51.000 I didn't see the high-top fade.

01:01:53.000 He's the only... I love it.

01:01:55.000 You just saw it right now.

01:01:56.000 They're launching more missiles.

01:01:57.000 Yeah.

01:01:57.000 Was that their fifth test that we just saw live right now?

01:02:00.000 This year or in a year.

01:02:01.000 I can't remember which one it's at.

01:02:02.000 Ah, who cares?

01:02:02.000 This year.

01:02:03.000 The point is it's more.

01:02:04.000 Yeah.

01:02:05.000 Biden won't meet with Kim Jong-un.

01:02:07.000 Oh, that's wonderful.

01:02:08.000 Oh no!

01:02:09.000 Oh no!

01:02:10.000 You want to meet with me?

01:02:12.000 Oh, he hit me where it hurt.

01:02:13.000 I was so looking forward to sitting there meeting.

01:02:16.000 Is there anything scarier than the idea of practice missiles?

01:02:19.000 There's still missiles.

01:02:20.000 Yes, that's the scary thing.

01:02:23.000 That's called a warm-up.

01:02:25.000 Yeah, like with the messenger.

01:02:26.000 Don't worry, just practice stabbing!

01:02:29.000 Thank you, Supreme Leader!

01:02:31.000 Oh, what do you say now?

01:02:33.000 Give me such a great honor to be practiced a stab.

01:02:37.000 Tell kids I love them. 1.00

01:02:38.000 Practice to shoot your family with bags on their head. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Yeah, practice make you look like my look-a-like and go drive in this convertible on crowded freeway. 0.99

01:02:46.000 Now, let's look at Trump in the Middle East.

01:02:48.000 Kind of a big one.

01:02:49.000 Signed four major peace deals between Israel and Arab states.

01:02:52.000 Unprecedented. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:02:54.000 Moved the embassy to Jerusalem. 1.00

01:02:56.000 He killed Soleimani.

01:02:57.000 And he killed Abu... Al-Baghdadi.

01:03:01.000 I'm not going to get the full name.

01:03:02.000 Al-Baghdadi.

01:03:03.000 He was the guy who was just a torso left that was like steaming.

01:03:05.000 Pretty much, Al-Bagh-who's-your-daddy. 0.99

01:03:07.000 Well, let's listen to Donald Trump describe it exactly.

01:03:10.000 Again, a guy who didn't want war. 0.75

01:03:11.000 A guy who said that it was a mistake to go into the Middle East.

01:03:14.000 But then...

01:03:15.000 Scorched Earth.

01:03:16.000 Here he is.

01:03:17.000 Tonight was a great night for the United States and for the world.

01:03:22.000 A brutal killer, one who has caused so much hardship and death, has violently been eliminated.

01:03:30.000 He will never again harm another innocent man, woman, or child. 0.98

01:03:37.000 He died like a dog. 1.00

01:03:39.000 He died like a coward. 1.00

01:03:42.000 The world is now a much safer place. 1.00

01:03:46.000 He was a sick and depraved man. 0.99

01:03:51.000 And now he's gone. 1.00

01:03:53.000 My daddy was vicious. 0.99

01:03:56.000 He was crazy. 1.00

01:03:57.000 And violent. 1.00

01:03:58.000 And he died in a vicious and violent way. 0.99

01:04:01.000 As a coward, running and crying. 0.91

01:04:05.000 Did I mention that I had the- Look, excuse me. 1.00

01:04:07.000 I had the body transported here because I needed a place to put my shit. 1.00

01:04:14.000 To take my shit. 1.00

01:04:17.000 It was Big Daddy's corpse, that's what I did. 1.00

01:04:19.000 The fact that he's not dressed like Josie Wales... I love how he's like, he's like, we didn't just kill somebody, we violently killed him.

01:04:27.000 We violently eliminated him.

01:04:30.000 We could have eliminated him non-violently, but I said no.

01:04:34.000 I want tears. 1.00

01:04:35.000 I want him to be like a dog, and not just like a dog with the cage and the fleas like Fauci, I mean I want him killed. 1.00

01:04:41.000 Like a street dog in Afghanistan. 1.00

01:04:44.000 Let's be clear.

01:04:45.000 Now, let's compare that.

01:04:46.000 And by the way, he destroyed ISIS.

01:04:48.000 Let's compare that to former president, of course, during his tenure, former vice president, Joe Biden.

01:04:54.000 His words.

01:04:55.000 Remember when they still were trying to make ISIL a thing?

01:04:58.000 the Iraqi government. So with the additional steps I ordered last month, we're speeding up training of ISIL

01:05:04.000 forces, including volunteers from Sunni tribes in Anbar province.

01:05:08.000 Remember when they said they were trying to make ISIL a thing? Yeah, exactly. It's ISIS, ISIL, I don't know, lots

01:05:13.000 of letters.

01:05:14.000 ISIL sounded better. 0.91

01:05:15.000 Yeah.

01:05:17.000 A bunch of ISILs. 0.99

01:05:18.000 Also, when we look at the international policy, what did Joe Biden do?

01:05:21.000 Well, he caused a crisis in Afghanistan, we all know that. 0.98

01:05:23.000 He allowed the Taliban to take over. 0.74

01:05:25.000 He left them weapons and helicopters?

01:05:29.000 Well, and pallets of cash.

01:05:30.000 Yeah, well that's, you know, it's, I mean.

01:05:33.000 It's okay, it's just our tax money.

01:05:34.000 It's just pallets.

01:05:37.000 Every time you hit a pothole, just remember there's pallets of cash in Afghanistan.

01:05:41.000 And by the way, you don't have to take my word for it.

01:05:44.000 Do you know how we know they didn't have helicopters until Biden screwed up?

01:05:47.000 Just watch the first flights.

01:05:49.000 Like, am I doing it?

01:05:54.000 Like the guy with a rocket launcher in the gym at the embassy.

01:05:58.000 It's just Blackhawk down after Blackhawk down after Blackhawk down. 0.87

01:06:02.000 Don't worry, I'm getting the hang of it.

01:06:07.000 These are hard.

01:06:08.000 I didn't know.

01:06:09.000 I thought it was more like a, you know, but it's more of a gyroscope, really.

01:06:12.000 Oh, well, let me just make the most of it.

01:06:14.000 Find a building.

01:06:15.000 I think Biden was just like, you know what we should do?

01:06:17.000 We should pull out right now.

01:06:19.000 It's just the worst time.

01:06:19.000 Why?

01:06:20.000 Yes.

01:06:21.000 Yes.

01:06:21.000 I think that's the best time to pull out is when we shouldn't.

01:06:24.000 Nothing else.

01:06:24.000 I have bad instincts.

01:06:26.000 Well, people were just wanting to get on the plank.

01:06:28.000 Like toucan salmon.

01:06:31.000 Military planes are real popular.

01:06:32.000 They're hanging on the sides as they take off.

01:06:33.000 That's beautiful.

01:06:34.000 Wow, he's flying.

01:06:35.000 Come on, look.

01:06:36.000 He got the plane flying, and he got the people flying from the plane.

01:06:39.000 Wow.

01:06:40.000 There's two flying.

01:06:41.000 Come on.

01:06:41.000 Beautiful birds.

01:06:43.000 So let's compare also two here a little closer to home.

01:06:45.000 Trump on Mexico.

01:06:46.000 What did he do?

01:06:47.000 He threatened to impose a tariff to make them stop sending their immigrants over.

01:06:50.000 The Remain in Mexico policy, which Biden reinstated.

01:06:54.000 The whole thing is you can just look at Barack Obama, and then you can look at the reversals with Donald Trump, and then you can look at Where we're headed again with former Vice President Joe Biden.

01:07:02.000 In 2017, Trump had under 303,000 border crossings.

01:07:06.000 That was the lowest since 1971.

01:07:09.000 Let's compare the results with former Vice President Joe Biden.

01:07:12.000 Record high of 122,000 unaccompanied kids in custody.

01:07:16.000 There was a record high 1.7 million border apprehensions in 2021.

01:07:19.000 And not only that, these are the results.

01:07:23.000 And you say, okay, well, hold on a second.

01:07:25.000 Maybe, you know, the road to hell paved with good intentions.

01:07:29.000 Well, let's listen to President Kamala Harris say that mass amnesty is expected as early as now.

01:07:36.000 A year ago you took office and you outlined a series of bold steps on immigration reform.

01:07:42.000 So can you tell us whether you've accomplished some of those administration's goals and where do you see yourself this year going forward with immigration?

01:07:49.000 What are your expectations?

01:07:51.000 So, it was one of the first things we did as an administration, which is to send a bill up to Congress for immigration reform, for a pathway to citizenship.

01:07:59.000 We feel very strongly about this.

01:08:02.000 Why?

01:08:04.000 I like the mask.

01:08:05.000 Well, she's going color-coordinated.

01:08:06.000 You know what that does?

01:08:07.000 It basically says, open season again.

01:08:09.000 All you gotta do is get here.

01:08:10.000 If you get here, we're gonna do amnesty.

01:08:12.000 No biggie.

01:08:13.000 And here's the thing.

01:08:13.000 There's nefarious activity, right?

01:08:15.000 You can look at malicious intent.

01:08:18.000 And when I say malicious, let me just be clear.

01:08:19.000 I mean malicious intent for you, the American taxpayer.

01:08:23.000 And when I say American taxpayer, I also mean naturalized citizens.

01:08:26.000 I also mean legal immigrants, just to be clear.

01:08:29.000 My mom is one of them.

01:08:30.000 OK, malicious intent for you.

01:08:33.000 You're already here.

01:08:33.000 They don't need to buy your votes.

01:08:35.000 And then there's just, you know, unintended consequences.

01:08:38.000 For example, I don't think they meant to put a record number of children in cages.

01:08:43.000 This is probably the most important moment that the media wishes they could sweep under the rug from the presidential debates.

01:08:48.000 about those cages that were broadcast across all of legitimate media as though they were created under President Donald Trump.

01:08:55.000 And President Donald Trump, just like in dealing with a foreign minister, made sure that he corrected the record.

01:09:01.000 Who built the cages, Joe?

01:09:02.000 Let's talk about what we're talking about.

01:09:03.000 Who built the cages, Joe?

01:09:05.000 One question.

01:09:06.000 Who built the cages?

01:09:07.000 I'd love you to ask him that.

01:09:08.000 Who built the cages?

01:09:09.000 Let me ask him.

01:09:10.000 Who built the cages?

01:09:11.000 Who built the cages?

01:09:12.000 Let me ask about your immigration policies.

01:09:14.000 Who built the cages, Joe?

01:09:15.000 Let's talk about... So look.

01:09:20.000 Here's what it comes down to.

01:09:20.000 When the world respects and fears the United States, Kay, the world is better off.

01:09:25.000 Look, you can either have the United States in control, have them be in a position of power, and I don't mean policing the rest of the world, but we are the world's greatest superpower, or that void can be filled by someone else.

01:09:36.000 You've seen this throughout history.

01:09:37.000 Usually the void is filled by someone who's more bloodthirsty, who's more power-hungry.

01:09:42.000 Also, this is important to note, look, People want to say that the left is more compassionate, but oh, in other words, when I was young, I think this was a Churchill quote, right?

01:09:51.000 If you're young and you're not a liberal, you have no heart. 0.84

01:09:54.000 If you're old and you're not conservative, you have no brain. 0.99

01:09:56.000 I disagree! 0.99

01:09:58.000 I disagree.

01:09:58.000 Maybe at one time when the United States was newer and this was an experiment and free enterprise was something that hadn't really been tried before.

01:10:06.000 However, when you look at the results, and again, all references available at ladderworthcreditor.com, every single reference I've given you, you can click the link in the description, go to ladderworthcreditor.com, we make them publicly available to you.

01:10:17.000 Today's references could be as long as a novel.

01:10:19.000 You're probably looking at hundreds of pages to read, just to be clear, and I hope that you spend some time with them.

01:10:25.000 The results speak for themselves.

01:10:28.000 And I think you're lying to yourself!

01:10:31.000 You're lying to yourself, and more importantly, the people at the top who have access to these results, just like President Obama never believed that women made 77 cents on the dollar because he has access to Bing, the people in positions of power know that inflation is bad.

01:10:43.000 The people in positions of power, the Jen Psaki's of the world, the former Vice President Biden of the world, the Kamala Harris, they know that no new jobs have been added since 2019.

01:10:51.000 And they know that their immigration policies have been catastrophic for the United States and That it is the kind of policies that built the cages.

01:11:02.000 Let's contrast that.

01:11:03.000 What's more empathetic?

01:11:05.000 What's more humanitarian?

01:11:07.000 To build a wall so that you don't have to put people in cages?

01:11:11.000 Or to have a policy That requires cages.

01:11:15.000 That's what I... I think it's more empathetic.

01:11:17.000 I think it's more compassionate to build walls.

01:11:20.000 Walls, not cages!

01:11:21.000 How about that?

01:11:22.000 Walls, not cages.

01:11:23.000 We went cages, okay?

01:11:24.000 Eight years.

01:11:25.000 Wall, four years.

01:11:27.000 And now we're back to cages.

01:11:28.000 You know what?

01:11:28.000 Let's put that at CrowderShop.com.

01:11:30.000 We're gonna make a shirt.

01:11:31.000 Walls, not cages.

01:11:33.000 YouTube, if you don't like this, I don't care.

01:11:35.000 Everyone else, you can leave a comment.

01:11:36.000 Smash that like button.

01:11:37.000 Thank you, Rumble.

01:11:38.000 We're gonna go play Marvelous Movie titles on Mug Club. 0.93

01:11:40.000 YouTube, piss off. 0.97

Louder with Crowder - January 25, 2022

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