Louder with Crowder - December 05, 2025


CNN Declares J6 Pipe Bomber White & Nick Fuentes Interview Reaction


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14 minutes

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1,829

Sentence count

232

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Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

48

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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Comedian Josh Adam Carolla ( ) joins Jemele to discuss the White House Correspondent's Dinner, the White Pipe Bombing, and the recent interview with Democratic presidential candidate Tim Walz. Plus, the latest on the Black Friday madness.

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00:03:35.000 Okay, here we go.
00:03:48.000 Your mother's a hope.
00:04:07.000 Stick me at the end of the mall.
00:04:09.000 Next to Mrs. Pretzel. 0.98
00:04:10.000 All the fat people are like, oh, Father McKatie, come on over here.
00:04:15.000 Have a seat on old Saint Nick. 0.95
00:04:17.000 Come on.
00:04:17.000 Come on, Nick.
00:04:18.000 Don't be such a tight.
00:04:19.000 You're such a tiny person. 0.69
00:04:21.000 Fine, fine, fine.
00:04:22.000 Fine season.
00:04:22.000 All right.
00:04:23.000 Oh, I'll go in.
00:04:28.000 I told you, did I not call it? 1.00
00:04:32.000 He's a fat. 1.00
00:04:33.000 Oh, come on. 1.00
00:04:34.000 He is.
00:04:35.000 He is.
00:04:40.000 You forgot your candy game.
00:04:42.000 Bring that to the guys in the rectory.
00:04:44.000 I love it.
00:04:46.000 Ho, ho, ho. 0.99
00:04:51.000 Your mother's a hope.
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00:05:07.000 Good morning.
00:05:24.000 It's not nice of Santa to do that.
00:05:26.000 It just isn't.
00:05:28.000 You know?
00:05:29.000 I think he's a pretty cool guy. 1.00
00:05:30.000 He's a prick. 0.99
00:05:31.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:05:32.000 You know, he shouldn't be.
00:05:33.000 He should be nice.
00:05:34.000 It's his time of year. 1.00
00:05:35.000 Like, this is like his Super Bowl month, you know?
00:05:38.000 And so maybe step up and perform and, you know, be nice and jolly.
00:05:42.000 Jolly is in the description.
00:05:43.000 Jolly old Saint Nick.
00:05:45.000 That was not jolly. 0.98
00:05:46.000 Ridiculous. 0.93
00:05:47.000 I can't be jolly all the time. 0.99
00:05:49.000 I hated the elf, too.
00:05:50.000 It's naughty or nice.
00:05:53.000 Good Friday morning.
00:05:54.000 Stephen has jaundice.
00:05:55.000 We're looking into it.
00:05:56.000 I have no idea what's going to happen with that.
00:05:58.000 January 6th, Pipe Bomber.
00:06:00.000 Apparently, a white man did it.
00:06:02.000 We'll get into that in just a second.
00:06:04.000 And also some reactions to the big interview yesterday with Nick Fuentez.
00:06:10.000 And a little bit of good, a little bit of bad.
00:06:12.000 We'll address both.
00:06:13.000 But before we do that, we have in my chair with the unfortunate camera that I have to deal with all the time.
00:06:20.000 Lane the Brain, how are you, sir?
00:06:22.000 Good.
00:06:22.000 I wouldn't have said a little bit or bad, a little bit.
00:06:24.000 I would say mostly good with some ridiculous reaction on that.
00:06:27.000 No, that's very fair.
00:06:27.000 I just, I didn't want to give it away.
00:06:29.000 A lot of Tim Walz.
00:06:30.000 There's like 80% good feedback, at least from what I saw.
00:06:34.000 Yeah, so very happy.
00:06:36.000 We'll get to that later.
00:06:36.000 But overall, good morning.
00:06:38.000 Ready for Christmas?
00:06:38.000 Ready to get out of here?
00:06:39.000 I'm tired of being here.
00:06:40.000 So, you know.
00:06:43.000 Lane is burning.
00:06:44.000 Honesty.
00:06:44.000 There we go.
00:06:45.000 I love that.
00:06:46.000 And in third chair, how you doing, Josh?
00:06:48.000 Excellent.
00:06:49.000 Yeah?
00:06:49.000 Yeah, excellent.
00:06:50.000 I'll be at Springfield Comedy Club in Springfield, Missouri, December 20th.
00:06:53.000 Yes, I was going to say that.
00:06:54.000 If anybody likes stand-up comedy, I do it.
00:06:57.000 I mean, what am I even here for?
00:06:59.000 I don't know.
00:07:00.000 I was going to say that.
00:07:01.000 I mean, you're going to be wearing that very I probably will, yeah, because it's going to be cold there.
00:07:06.000 And I like this, just a new jacket.
00:07:08.000 I like it.
00:07:08.000 Oh, very nice.
00:07:09.000 Well, I'm glad you're doing that.
00:07:10.000 So before I get into it, what was your honest take about the interview yesterday with Nick Fuentes?
00:07:15.000 I'm very curious to see how you think it went.
00:07:18.000 And I will give you my thoughts here in just a few minutes.
00:07:20.000 That's not going to let you know in advance.
00:07:23.000 But remember, it's a live show, weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern Time.
00:07:28.000 And yeah, let's jump right in with this.
00:07:30.000 So before we get to the serious stories of the white pipe bomber, Tim Walz is always wanting to not be outdone. 0.94
00:07:39.000 And he was upset about people calling him retarded. 0.55
00:07:48.000 This creates danger.
00:07:50.000 And I'll tell you what, in my time on this, I've never seen this before.
00:07:54.000 People driving my house by my house and using the R word in front of me.
00:07:58.000 This is shameful.
00:07:59.000 Which one?
00:08:00.000 Re-election?
00:08:01.000 An elected.
00:08:02.000 Recall?
00:08:03.000 Retire.
00:08:04.000 You're right.
00:08:04.000 That's shameful.
00:08:06.000 You should not say it.
00:08:06.000 Red face.
00:08:08.000 You know how these things go.
00:08:09.000 They start with taunts.
00:08:10.000 They turn to violence.
00:08:13.000 Sure.
00:08:14.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 0.99
00:08:15.000 The only time the word retard is used that turns to violence is when you call somebody a retard that is absolutely not retarded right before you punch them in the face. 0.99
00:08:25.000 Okay, that is usually what you do to a friend that you're messing with.
00:08:29.000 Nobody in the world is thinking that somebody getting called retard is going to lead to somebody getting violence perpetrated against them as a politician.
00:08:39.000 I mess with my friends. 0.98
00:08:40.000 I'm like, ha, retard. 0.96
00:08:42.000 That's it. 0.99
00:08:43.000 Tim, are you serious?
00:08:44.000 Yeah, well, most of your friends have Down syndrome.
00:08:45.000 Well, I just, I, if I'm being honest with you, it's kind of messed up.
00:08:49.000 Yeah, I did start running out of friends because I was hitting them in the face.
00:08:52.000 And so that's that's kind of weird.
00:08:54.000 But listen, why does he say it like he says it like he's trying to like equate it to the rhetoric about Nazi and fascist?
00:09:00.000 That leads, yeah, it's a false equivalency. 0.70
00:09:02.000 He's trying to equate this rhetoric that leads to violence, but nobody's going after somebody just because you're called retarded.
00:09:07.000 No, like it's it's actually the opposite.
00:09:10.000 Yes, you're like, oh, well, he doesn't know any better.
00:09:12.000 He doesn't know that it's a dismissal of the person. 1.00
00:09:14.000 That guy's retarded. 1.00
00:09:15.000 Don't worry about it. 1.00
00:09:16.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:09:16.000 It's not like go get the retard. 0.95
00:09:18.000 Yeah. 0.71
00:09:19.000 Yeah, that hasn't happened since Frankenstein's mom.
00:09:22.000 There are two rules in movies.
00:09:23.000 You never kill the dog and you never kill the retard, okay? 1.00
00:09:26.000 You'll lose your audience.
00:09:27.000 They'll be absolutely pissed off at you.
00:09:29.000 It's a protected class.
00:09:30.000 It is.
00:09:30.000 It is.
00:09:30.000 But also, they're two different classes.
00:09:32.000 And I had to clarify this on X the other day.
00:09:34.000 You don't call someone with Down syndrome retarded.
00:09:36.000 No one does that.
00:09:37.000 No. 0.98
00:09:37.000 You call people like Tim Walz retarded. 0.98
00:09:39.000 Yes. 0.64
00:09:40.000 And you mess with your friends with violence, but you know, not super violent because then they won't be your friends.
00:09:45.000 I'm still trying to learn how to do this friend thing.
00:09:47.000 It's been a while.
00:09:47.000 But look, in an attempt to flip the script, Walls used this opportunity, like every politician, to launch his 2028 presidential campaign.
00:09:55.000 Hi!
00:09:56.000 Hi!
00:09:56.000 We are retard nation!
00:09:59.000 Yeah, we're a local organization, but as names suggest, we are going national.
00:10:04.000 They have goals.
00:10:05.000 I think a Joe Cusack to sign on.
00:10:07.000 I know, right?
00:10:08.000 That was quick. 0.88
00:10:10.000 Tim, you know what might be considered, you know, like retarded? 1.00
00:10:16.000 Letting your taxpayers get defrauded of at least $1 billion under your watch.
00:10:21.000 Who did that? 0.91
00:10:23.000 Come on, Tim.
00:10:24.000 Come on, that's a lot of money.
00:10:25.000 What's a billion dollars between friends?
00:10:28.000 I said billion, not million, right?
00:10:30.000 Billion.
00:10:30.000 That's a lot.
00:10:31.000 Even a million would be bad.
00:10:32.000 You know what else is?
00:10:33.000 What?
00:10:33.000 That's people with sub-70 IQs.
00:10:35.000 Yeah, the people who did it can't even count that high.
00:10:38.000 How much money do we have?
00:10:39.000 Pretty impressive.
00:10:40.000 I don't know.
00:10:42.000 Look at that.
00:10:43.000 I'm deaccounted now.
00:10:45.000 Okay.
00:10:46.000 Listen.
00:10:48.000 There are so many Forrest gum moms out there banging principals to get their kids into school because the IQ is just below the level. 1.00
00:10:55.000 Every time we talk about this story, I just think back to that.
00:10:58.000 Yeah.
00:11:00.000 Why do you think back to that?
00:11:02.000 Yeah.
00:11:03.000 Yeah.
00:11:03.000 You know what that scene reminds me of?
00:11:04.000 The scene after it? 1.00
00:11:05.000 When Forrest is on the porch and the guy walks out and Forrest goes, this is so stupid. 0.97
00:11:16.000 I love the fact that he's focusing more on that than focusing on taking care of his people and money getting completely stolen from all of them. 0.97
00:11:26.000 And listen, turning this into something that it's not.
00:11:28.000 I saw yesterday, I think every other story was about, you know, there's fear is gripping Minnesota's Somali community.
00:11:35.000 I'm like, fan, freaking testing.
00:11:37.000 So you're saying it's working.
00:11:38.000 Okay, good.
00:11:40.000 I don't understand how you can pivot to somebody called me a retard and instead of focusing on what really matters.
00:11:47.000 He said he was going to run a pick six. 1.00
00:11:48.000 He's retarded. 1.00
00:11:49.000 He did say that. 0.98
00:11:50.000 Didn't he finish the game when he was streaming a game with AOC?
00:11:53.000 And he said, he said, did he say it during that game?
00:11:56.000 I think so.
00:11:57.000 They were playing Madden, right?
00:11:58.000 I think they were playing Madden.
00:11:59.000 I think the score ended up 0-0 because neither one of them knows how to play Madden.
00:12:03.000 I'm like pretty. 0.99
00:12:04.000 Oh, that's pathetic. 0.99
00:12:04.000 He's a football player. 0.99
00:12:05.000 It's fine that they don't know how to play it, but then don't play the game.
00:12:08.000 Don't go on there and play it and be like, yeah, we got to run that pick six.
00:12:12.000 I think he was doing a speech, actually.
00:12:13.000 I don't know if it was in that game, but either way.
00:12:15.000 All the kids are playing it.
00:12:16.000 You guys got to play it.
00:12:18.000 No, you don't.
00:12:19.000 And you don't, there is no pick six play.
00:12:20.000 I hope you said that.
00:12:21.000 You can't do that often.
00:12:22.000 He has Fortnite emote on him after he came to.
00:12:25.000 Yeah, he's doing the shuffle on him. 0.99
00:12:27.000 They were dumb enough to just listen to their advisors and do it and stream it. 0.96
00:12:31.000 They thought that was going to make them more relatable. 0.99
00:12:33.000 It's like, how do we get gamers to turn out and vote for us?
00:12:37.000 Oh, I know.
00:12:38.000 Like, you know what they're doing.
00:12:39.000 Yes. 1.00
00:12:40.000 It's almost like they're retarded. 1.00
00:12:43.000 It comes full circle. 0.97
00:12:44.000 You know what's not retarded? 1.00
00:12:46.000 When we make you the stripper. 0.94
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