Louder with Crowder - June 02, 2015


'Fat Pride' Is for Fat Losers || Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

148.95653

Word Count

571

Sentence Count

66

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

This week, the boys discuss fat pride, fat jokes, and what it means to be a fat person in the 21st century. Also, the guys talk about fat models, and why they don't like it.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 I don't know what to tell you, man.
00:00:05.000 Okay, fat pride.
00:00:06.000 That's what I wanted to go on to.
00:00:07.000 Oh, stupid fat pride.
00:00:11.000 Look at this.
00:00:13.000 There's nothing to be proud about.
00:00:15.000 I'm disgusting!
00:00:19.000 How could I be proud about being fat?
00:00:22.000 Oh yeah, I'm proud because I ate the half of this frickin' pizza.
00:00:28.000 I mean, it's good.
00:00:29.000 It's a good pizza, but there's nothing to be proud about.
00:00:34.000 Jerry just...
00:00:38.000 By the way, I protect you on YouTube when anyone makes comments here.
00:00:41.000 You see that.
00:00:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:44.000 I'm always like, ah, he's great.
00:00:45.000 But listen, it's no secret that you're no Bantamweight.
00:00:49.000 What the hell does that even mean?
00:00:52.000 It's below lightweight.
00:00:54.000 I was trying to contrast it.
00:00:56.000 But we wrote about this at Louder with Crowder that fat models...
00:01:00.000 Oh, that was gross.
00:01:02.000 That was gross.
00:01:05.000 They're mad that there aren't enough black fat models now.
00:01:09.000 That's the issue.
00:01:10.000 Have you seen that?
00:01:11.000 Affirmative action for fat models.
00:01:14.000 Honestly, Fundip, I find this interesting because you're a bigger guy and you don't like it when anyone else makes fat jokes.
00:01:19.000 You can make it.
00:01:20.000 But you hate fat pride.
00:01:22.000 Oh, it's obnoxious.
00:01:25.000 I'm not proud of my skin.
00:01:27.000 I'm not proud of all the...
00:01:31.000 Pride is something that you're supposed to take in something you've accomplished.
00:01:36.000 I learned how to play that song all the way through on the bass.
00:01:41.000 I can take pride in that.
00:01:43.000 I edited some piece of audio in the software in my office and I did a good job.
00:01:50.000 I take pride in that.
00:01:51.000 I took a cool photograph.
00:01:53.000 I painted a picture.
00:01:54.000 I sculpted a sculpture.
00:01:57.000 That's something.
00:01:57.000 You don't take pride in the The crap you were born into, or the fact that you ate 16 pizzas and two pots of coffee on a Thursday evening.
00:02:08.000 Well, you didn't eat them, you drank them.
00:02:09.000 But there's nothing to take pride in, in stuff that's just happening.
00:02:15.000 I mean, if you were trying to get up to 400 pounds, and you were really making an effort at it, and you were, say, underweight, Then, yeah, oh, I can take pride in the fact that I put on 250 pounds because you were trying to do it and maybe that was some live art crap that you were doing.
00:02:37.000 But for crying out loud, don't take pride in it.
00:02:41.000 It's just sort of there.
00:02:46.000 I didn't expect you to go off that much, but you could then say the same thing about gay pride if you're just born gay.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, I don't understand that either.
00:02:54.000 White pride, black pride, gay pride.
00:02:57.000 It's not something you built.
00:03:00.000 You didn't build that.
00:03:03.000 It just happened.
00:03:06.000 I don't think with you it just happened.
00:03:09.000 Here's a practice.
00:03:12.000 Yeah, I mean, the pizza didn't come on its own.
00:03:16.000 Somebody had to order it.
00:03:18.000 Unless you make it sound like it's one of those video games where it's just like, what was it, burger time?
00:03:23.000 Yeah.
00:03:25.000 Alright.
00:03:26.000 I can't be proud of being fat.
00:03:29.000 I just am.
00:03:31.000 Well, there you have it.
00:03:32.000 Straight from the horse's mouth.
00:03:33.000 Be like proud of being Canadian, for God's sake.
00:03:37.000 Fat pride.
00:03:38.000 Not really a thing.
00:03:40.000 Lauder with Crowder.
00:03:41.000 Stay tuned.
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