Louder with Crowder - May 20, 2024


Iran's President Dead in Helicopter Crash: Everything You Need to Know


Episode Stats


Length

58 minutes

Words per minute

186.64383

Word count

10,900

Sentence count

1,111

Harmful content

Misogyny

33

sentences flagged

Toxicity

136

sentences flagged

Hate speech

41

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this week's episode, we discuss the recent death of the Iranian Prime Minister, the Iran situation, and fake news. Subscribe to my channel CROWNDER to get notified when I deconstruct the newest episode of RUMBLE!

Transcript

Transcripts from "Louder with Crowder" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. Explore them interactively here.
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 🎵 Music 🎵 How is that possible?
00:00:18.000 Yo, what's going on, man?
00:00:19.000 What are you so stressed about?
00:00:21.000 Nothin'.
00:00:22.000 I don't think that wand's gonna help.
00:00:24.000 What, did you accidentally saw another woman in half trying to figure out how much the funeral's gonna cost? 0.94
00:00:29.000 I mean, it wasn't necessarily it.
00:00:30.000 Well, I mean, what's all this?
00:00:31.000 Is this your Hogwarts homework?
00:00:33.000 Gotta have potions in by Monday?
00:00:35.000 What... What is this, dude?
00:00:37.000 I've already... I've graduated.
00:00:39.000 What'd you, uh... Just find out Criss Angel's not a real angel?
00:00:42.000 Or a magician?
00:00:43.000 Well, that's... that's debatable.
00:00:45.000 I mean, I don't really think so.
00:00:46.000 Well, I mean... No, I mean, what I'm doing... I can't figure... I'm trying to do my taxes.
00:00:50.000 I'm late again, and there's all these numbers.
00:00:52.000 I feel like they're gonna send me to prison.
00:00:54.000 Aw, man, they're not gonna do that.
00:00:55.000 Look, check this out.
00:00:56.000 Tax Network USA.
00:00:58.000 That can help you, dude.
00:00:59.000 They're magicians.
00:01:00.000 They make your taxes disappear.
00:01:02.000 Kinda.
00:01:03.000 No pun intended.
00:01:04.000 I didn't mean to offend you, but... No harm, no foul.
00:01:06.000 But yeah, they can also do bookkeeping, and they can help you with your finances all through the year.
00:01:10.000 So, check that out, man.
00:01:12.000 Wow. 0.98
00:01:12.000 Yeah, they can help you deduct all your silly string and your rope you tie women up in your basement. 0.98
00:01:17.000 I don't know what you're doing, but... 0.84
00:01:19.000 Yeah.
00:01:20.000 Thanks, Josh.
00:01:21.000 Yeah, my pleasure.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, see ya.
00:01:22.000 Appreciate it.
00:01:24.000 Oh, before I forget, promo code Crowder.
00:01:27.000 When you go to tnusa.com, promo code Crowder, yeah, they'll hook you up.
00:01:31.000 Thanks a lot.
00:01:32.000 Yeah.
00:01:33.000 Don't let the IRS take advantage of you.
00:01:42.000 Contact Tax Network USA for immediate relief and expert guidance.
00:01:45.000 you can call 1-800-245-6000 or visit tnusa.com slash Crowder.
00:01:51.000 Thanks for watching.
00:01:53.000 Please subscribe to my channel.
00:01:59.000 You can also follow me on Twitter and Instagram.
00:02:31.000 I sipped.
00:02:33.000 I sipped.
00:02:34.000 Barely.
00:02:34.000 That's enough.
00:02:35.000 Glad to be with you.
00:02:36.000 It was a busy weekend, so I have a new gimmick I have to do, a friendly monster with my little one for him.
00:02:43.000 Hours at a time.
00:02:45.000 He focuses.
00:02:46.000 Yeah, he focuses.
00:02:47.000 He fixates.
00:02:48.000 But I think that's normal.
00:02:49.000 You know, I don't know, nowadays they would hop them up on vacation.
00:02:51.000 All right, glad to be with you.
00:02:53.000 I don't know if you know this, but Raisi is dead, the Iranian Prime Minister.
00:02:57.000 Oh no.
00:02:58.000 What does it change?
00:02:59.000 If you're on social media, you think this changes the world and World War III?
00:03:02.000 The truth is, not a whole lot.
00:03:04.000 And then...
00:03:06.000 I don't know if you know this, the Ayatollah kind of runs things.
00:03:09.000 You don't fully need to understand the intricacies of the Iranian government to know that if the Ayatollah says, go fund Hamas, they do it. 0.85
00:03:16.000 So we'll talk about that and we'll kind of talk about the system of government and what this guy has done.
00:03:20.000 And I don't know if you know, did you know this, that you are funding terrorism?
00:03:23.000 Did you know that?
00:03:24.000 Because Iran funds Hamas, the biggest supporter of global terrorism.
00:03:28.000 And we unfroze $6 billion, so you actually helped pay for October 7th.
00:03:32.000 Regardless of your views on the conflict, you helped pay for it.
00:03:35.000 We're going to be fact-checking former Vice President Biden's speech there on, well, I guess we'll call it the George Floyd speech.
00:03:42.000 It's the speech about the blacks. 0.79
00:03:43.000 Oh my gosh.
00:03:44.000 We did it to the, about the, so.
00:03:48.000 Colored people. 0.98
00:03:49.000 I didn't say that.
00:03:50.000 So it hasn't happened yet, but at some point today while you're watching on YouTube and
00:03:59.000 you see this, head on over to Rumble.
00:04:03.000 It streams every weekday, 10 a.m.
00:04:06.000 And we're going to be talking about fake news today, not only with the Iranian president, but a story about sea turtles that I saw on Instagram that just had me livid.
00:04:06.000 Eastern.
00:04:18.000 Oh, please.
00:04:19.000 Someone ripped someone's true story about a sea turtle, lied about it, and got something like 40 million more plays than the original story, and it's a lie.
00:04:27.000 And we have some stats on fake news out there, because it actually is a problem.
00:04:30.000 It's not the way the left has tried to tell you it's a problem, but it is a problem, and hopefully give you some tools to identify it.
00:04:35.000 All right, Captain Morgan, number two, how are you?
00:04:38.000 I'm doing well.
00:04:39.000 Birthday party survived, so we're good to go.
00:04:41.000 Good.
00:04:41.000 How about you?
00:04:42.000 I survived your birthday party as well.
00:04:43.000 You did, yes.
00:04:44.000 Yeah, it was a good time. 0.99
00:04:45.000 My two-year-old trying to kill you multiple times. 0.99
00:04:46.000 Every single time. 0.97
00:04:47.000 Tell me, is this normal?
00:04:49.000 Every time his two-year-old sees me?
00:04:51.000 It's totally legit, by the way.
00:04:53.000 This is completely legitimate.
00:04:54.000 I turn around and he has a baseball, and he's about to whack me over the head with it.
00:04:57.000 Right.
00:04:58.000 And then I'm playing with him a little bit.
00:05:00.000 I know.
00:05:00.000 Somebody get this kid a bat.
00:05:01.000 That's a better weapon.
00:05:01.000 He did.
00:05:02.000 I had to stop him.
00:05:03.000 That was the second time.
00:05:03.000 Then the third time he grabbed a kitchen spatula and tried to hit me over the head with it.
00:05:06.000 It's true.
00:05:07.000 And the only way I can sort of rationalize it is one point where we're kind of roughhousing and I went like, No, no!
00:05:13.000 And I think he wants the reaction.
00:05:14.000 Yeah.
00:05:15.000 But he's grabbing rocks.
00:05:16.000 He's gonna get it one way or the other.
00:05:18.000 He's escalating every time.
00:05:20.000 He's only two, but he has a good understanding of the kind of blunt objects.
00:05:24.000 Like, did you show him Clue?
00:05:25.000 Is that what's going on?
00:05:26.000 He's going with a candlestick.
00:05:29.000 I think Gerald's just a violent person.
00:05:30.000 That's what I think, too. 0.61
00:05:31.000 I was like, here, go hit Uncle Steven.
00:05:34.000 He likes it.
00:05:34.000 Monkey see, monkey do.
00:05:36.000 And we can say that because he's white.
00:05:37.000 When you hear this...
00:05:39.000 You know him, you love him.
00:05:40.000 You can watch his stand-up special, American, on Mug Club and follow him on Instagram at Josh underscore Firestein.
00:05:46.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:47.000 Good, good.
00:05:48.000 I had a good weekend.
00:05:49.000 I watched some new TV.
00:05:50.000 There's a new show called Baby Reindeer.
00:05:52.000 Oh yeah?
00:05:52.000 It's so terrible.
00:05:54.000 It's weird.
00:05:54.000 It's a weird show.
00:05:55.000 So frickin' terrible.
00:05:57.000 I highly recommend you force yourself to watch the entire thing. 0.83
00:06:00.000 No, no, no.
00:06:01.000 I don't know who to trust.
00:06:02.000 There's a point that you will get to if you watch that, and that is the point you know I left and stopped watching that.
00:06:08.000 Yeah, well your head comes to a point.
00:06:09.000 No, listen.
00:06:12.000 It's very bad.
00:06:13.000 Don't let tax issues overpower you.
00:06:15.000 Go to Tax Network USA and let them take care of it.
00:06:18.000 TNUSA.com slash Crowder.
00:06:20.000 I know you saw the intro there with The magician, the office magician.
00:06:24.000 He said overpower you.
00:06:25.000 Which may not make a whole lot of sense unless you watch the show regularly.
00:06:27.000 Okay, so we weren't going to cover this, but then a run-through happened and it got spirited.
00:06:34.000 So this is a young woman, a very pretty woman, and of course my heart goes out to her to be clear.
00:06:39.000 Anyone who's unhappy, you know, and seemingly miserable with their situation, that's always a tough pill to swallow.
00:06:45.000 But she decided to As one does vent her personal problems to the internet.
00:06:50.000 Oops.
00:06:51.000 And it's getting quite a reaction.
00:06:54.000 I have literally convinced myself at this point, based on everything that everyone's telling me, my therapist, my family, my friends, that I'm just doing everything wrong.
00:07:04.000 I'm healing wrong.
00:07:05.000 I'm thinking wrong.
00:07:06.000 I'm training wrong.
00:07:08.000 I'm doing relationships wrong.
00:07:10.000 Everything I do is f***ing wrong.
00:07:12.000 And I'm so sick of it.
00:07:14.000 Stop comparing.
00:07:15.000 It's not even about comparison.
00:07:16.000 It's a common denominator.
00:07:17.000 I genuinely just want love in my life so badly, and I'm so sick of waiting.
00:07:24.000 Like, when is it going to be my turn?
00:07:26.000 What more do I have to do to fix myself before I'm just allowed to be happy?
00:07:32.000 Before I'm allowed to meet this universe soulmate person that God supposedly has for me?
00:07:38.000 You'd be happy right now.
00:07:39.000 How much harder do I have to pray and manifest and wait?
00:07:41.000 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:07:43.000 I feel like I'm being punished for something I didn't do.
00:07:46.000 And I'm just so tired.
00:07:47.000 I'm so tired.
00:07:51.000 I don't want, I don't expect a lot.
00:07:53.000 I disagree.
00:07:55.000 I just want love in my life so bad.
00:07:58.000 All of my friends Okay, so a couple things here.
00:08:09.000 Of course, my heart goes out to you, but this person is gorgeous, obviously, objectively.
00:08:16.000 So that means that either you're insane, or you have insanely high standards.
00:08:22.000 I'm sorry, there's no reason for a woman in her mid-to-late twenties, who's beautiful, To be venting to Instagram about how she cannot find a guy. 0.99
00:08:30.000 You say, I just want someone like my friends.
00:08:32.000 I guarantee you there's a guy out there who will love you, who will treat you well.
00:08:35.000 The problem is he may be 5'9 and only make $55,000 a year.
00:08:41.000 There is that guy there for you right now.
00:08:43.000 I guarantee it.
00:08:44.000 And I understand that.
00:08:45.000 I just, I felt bad because I was like, look, I waited quite a while and my wife waited quite a while.
00:08:49.000 We didn't find the right person.
00:08:50.000 And we had, we have standards. 0.98
00:08:52.000 I, my standard was, you know, silly. 0.95
00:08:55.000 She had insanely high standards, Gerald. 0.62
00:08:57.000 She probably did, but that's not the first thing that I went to, though, when I saw the video.
00:09:01.000 That is what it is!
00:09:02.000 Gerald, you're 6'4", and you run a business!
00:09:07.000 Yes, you're strong, you have new tooth money, you're the real deal, Gerald!
00:09:11.000 Yeah, Gerald's like, I don't know why she was in her 30s, I don't know, was the cutoff 6'3 1⁄2"?
00:09:15.000 You're the real deal, man!
00:09:17.000 Yeah, and she's 6'4", like she was holding out to 6'3 or higher and has to at least be CEO. 1.00
00:09:24.000 She made the right move.
00:09:26.000 She found the one she wanted.
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:28.000 That's perfect.
00:09:29.000 But this lady, I guarantee you, by the way, I guarantee there's at least one guy that she knows personally watching that video that's going... 0.99
00:09:39.000 Yes, probably a guy of average height, average build, relatively successful, has some stability in his life, but is uninteresting.
00:09:47.000 There's no reason for you to be, unless you really do have to work on yourself a whole lot, or you have insanely high standards.
00:09:54.000 I'm sorry.
00:09:55.000 It's not, like, that is the situation.
00:09:57.000 I also have a really big problem, and so I actually laid out a scenario for you where I'm like, maybe what happened is she lived the life that everybody told her, like, go out, be single, do your thing, don't worry about it, and then got around to it like, oh my gosh, I'm 27, 28, 29, I better start kind of thinking about this if I want to have kids and want to pursue marriage and all my friends are getting married, oh my gosh, and freaked out, and then went on and had high standards.
00:10:19.000 I think if that's the case too, I think that's also a problem, but here's, I want to, she said, how much harder do I have to pray How much more do I need to manifest?
00:10:27.000 And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:29.000 Like, you just said some stuff that is not biblical.
00:10:33.000 You're not supposed to manifest a husband.
00:10:35.000 This isn't something where you have Billy the Magician go, bing!
00:10:38.000 And go, husband! 1.00
00:10:39.000 And he just shows up at the door.
00:10:40.000 No, it's not in any book of the Bible, first, second, or third of any of it.
00:10:44.000 She basically said, too, at How Hard... It's not about praying hard.
00:10:49.000 God has a plan for your life, and there's a permissive will.
00:10:51.000 There's a lot of different ways that that can go, and it's not you sitting there going, God, if I'm only good enough, can you please send somebody?
00:10:57.000 But this is pop culture Christianity at its worst. 0.96
00:11:00.000 It convinces single men and women that if you're only doing this, if you only do that, if you only pray hard, and if you only go to this conference and give that money and serve in that country, God will bring your mate.
00:11:11.000 Stop buying that lie.
00:11:12.000 Those things can be true.
00:11:14.000 Right.
00:11:14.000 Or you can find your mate in those situations, but don't buy the prosperity gospel BS that tells you you just have to manifest harder, that's not how it works.
00:11:22.000 Well, it's even worse than that.
00:11:23.000 You're right, but pop culture Christianity now is feminism combined with Christianity. 1.00
00:11:27.000 That's the thing.
00:11:27.000 Yes!
00:11:28.000 It's, you are perfect, you are enough, it's that life.
00:11:31.000 In other words, if you're right, if you're right as far as, let's say, living the life, okay, then we're back to insanely high standards.
00:11:36.000 If you were in your late 20s and you lived that life, second adolescence, and you want someone your age who didn't, they're probably married!
00:11:42.000 To be clear.
00:11:43.000 Or, you end up with, you are perfect just the way you are.
00:11:46.000 No, you're not.
00:11:47.000 You're good enough.
00:11:48.000 You may not be.
00:11:49.000 This is the problem.
00:11:51.000 There is a biblical plan for your life, and there's an antithetical plan, and that's the feminist plan. 1.00
00:11:56.000 It's go out, pursue the wrong things, career.
00:11:59.000 Look, you do have a choice to make.
00:12:00.000 You do have a choice.
00:12:01.000 You cannot have it all, but you do have a choice.
00:12:03.000 And that must be nice because men don't.
00:12:06.000 And that's the truth.
00:12:07.000 I had a conversation one time with a feminist woman. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Good woman, but a feminist woman. 1.00
00:12:12.000 And she said, you know, that's the biggest lie.
00:12:13.000 She was sort of anti-third-wave feminist. 1.00
00:12:15.000 And she said, the big lie that feminism told is that you can have it all, but you can't. 1.00
00:12:19.000 You either have to pick to be a career woman, or you can, you know, be a stay-at-home mom and wife. 0.98
00:12:24.000 And I said, must be nice to have a choice.
00:12:27.000 She said, what?
00:12:27.000 I said, no man has ever been given that choice.
00:12:30.000 Do you think that if a man wants to have a wife and a family, he's told, and you can get all that if you're just a stay-at-home dad.
00:12:37.000 You'll be beating them off with a stick.
00:12:39.000 Never. 0.65
00:12:39.000 From the moment we knew that we wanted to have our very own naked lady at home, you were told you're gonna have to work for it. 0.65
00:12:44.000 Toiled by the sweat of your brow. 0.96
00:12:45.000 You gotta work for the naked lady? 1.00
00:12:46.000 Come on, what? 0.95
00:12:47.000 Yeah! 0.99
00:12:48.000 You want your own home naked lady. 1.00
00:12:50.000 Someday, Al, I tell ya, I'm gonna have my very own naked lady at home. 1.00
00:12:54.000 She's gonna have boobs and everything. 1.00
00:12:56.000 At least one. 0.95
00:12:59.000 At the beginning of that video, she also mentioned, she goes, everyone's telling me that I'm doing this wrong, and I'm doing that wrong, and I'm doing this wrong, and I'm doing that wrong.
00:13:06.000 At some point, when do you look inward?
00:13:10.000 At what point do you go, well, how do I, okay, okay, well, I'm doing everything wrong.
00:13:15.000 Everyone's saying I'm doing everything wrong.
00:13:16.000 Maybe they're right.
00:13:17.000 Right.
00:13:19.000 No, everyone's wrong. 1.00
00:13:20.000 And maybe it's not like a, F you, you're a loser. 0.99
00:13:23.000 It's like a, hey, well, what am I doing wrong? 0.98
00:13:26.000 No, it would be very different if, let's say, this woman was in a long-term relationship for 10 years.
00:13:30.000 She has nervous farts, that's what it is. 0.95
00:13:34.000 I don't know this woman, but I bet that's a big thing.
00:13:35.000 I bet she was in a long relationship for a long time and it was just the wrong guy.
00:13:38.000 That's not what she's saying, though.
00:13:39.000 She's saying, I can't find a guy.
00:13:40.000 How?
00:13:41.000 How?
00:13:44.000 How can you not find it when you're a pretty woman if you have it moderately together? 0.88
00:13:49.000 And I will say this, look, and this is a problem with the modern dating sphere, and you know what?
00:13:52.000 You can comment below.
00:13:54.000 Everyone faces different obstacles, men and women.
00:13:57.000 But there is an issue of accountability.
00:14:00.000 Men, they're not told that they're wrong, they're corrected for being wrong.
00:14:05.000 In the workplace, if you're on a sports team, by your own friends, physically corrected.
00:14:10.000 If you're too wrong, your friends physically correct you for being too wrong.
00:14:13.000 Yes.
00:14:13.000 It's not a gossip that women tend to damage through other people, through manipulation or gossip, because they don't physically fight as much.
00:14:19.000 Men, it's, hey, you stepped over a line, you can't do that, and you come to blows.
00:14:24.000 A boss says, hey, that was a bad job, and I'm sure that that happens with women too, but we don't get the sugar-coated version. 1.00
00:14:29.000 If you're on a sports team, my God, you're told that you are wrong all the time.
00:14:32.000 So you can't go through life getting to your 30s as a man without having had to take accountability in a team environment.
00:14:40.000 You don't get to say, everyone says I'm wrong.
00:14:41.000 It's, I was wrong and I faced consequences, and you correct it, or you decide not to.
00:14:46.000 So I hope that this woman gets it right.
00:14:48.000 I hope that this woman does look inward, and maybe it's insanely high standards, Or maybe there's a little bit of the clinical insanity. 0.91
00:14:56.000 Maybe you boiled someone's pet rabbit.
00:14:57.000 And I know most women don't want to hear this, but maybe she should, uh, try and, uh, chill. 1.00
00:15:01.000 Yes.
00:15:02.000 Relax.
00:15:03.000 Are you saying smile more?
00:15:04.000 That's sexy.
00:15:05.000 No, I'm kidding.
00:15:06.000 Never mind.
00:15:06.000 Don't smile more.
00:15:07.000 Die alone! 0.97
00:15:09.000 So. 0.92
00:15:10.000 Speaking of dying alone.
00:15:11.000 At a certain point, you can scream until you're blue in the face.
00:15:13.000 Like, she's like, they're saying, what I see there is, they're saying, I need to change this and I need to change that.
00:15:18.000 The world needs to change.
00:15:19.000 Not always.
00:15:20.000 It's like that movie Rent.
00:15:21.000 The play Rent.
00:15:22.000 Where everyone is... I guess then it was adapted to a screenplay.
00:15:26.000 Where everyone is scrolling around in Alphabet Village in New York City and using drugs with dirty needles, intravenous drugs, and then they get AIDS.
00:15:37.000 And then, they're going, there's actually a line in the film.
00:15:39.000 This is when I got up, walked out, and then walked back in because I was like, it's going to torture me if I don't see how it ends.
00:15:44.000 And it was worse.
00:15:46.000 You don't need to change.
00:15:47.000 The world needs to change.
00:15:48.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:49.000 Hold on a second. 1.00
00:15:50.000 You're screwing everybody and sharing dirty needles. 1.00
00:15:53.000 You need to change. 0.99
00:15:54.000 The whole world doesn't do that.
00:15:55.000 It's a you problem, rent.
00:15:59.000 All my friends are dying.
00:16:01.000 Gee, it's a mystery.
00:16:02.000 We have no idea how this is happening.
00:16:04.000 Let's sing about it.
00:16:07.000 Yes, let's sing about it.
00:16:09.000 And then I got a... We'll lightly dance.
00:16:11.000 Yes.
00:16:12.000 All right.
00:16:13.000 Speaking of wrong, let's move on to this.
00:16:14.000 Former Vice President Biden gave this commencement speech, and I'm sure you saw this at Morehouse College, but I also need to be clear.
00:16:23.000 We're going to fact check all of this.
00:16:25.000 All the references are publicly available.
00:16:27.000 We put them in the link in the description.
00:16:29.000 He told the students, And I watched this, you can comment below, I said, is this guy actually a communist at this point?
00:16:36.000 Listen to the actual speech.
00:16:39.000 Everything about it just reeks of the Communist Manifesto.
00:16:43.000 Marx, for the uninitiated.
00:16:45.000 What's the difference between a Marxist, a communist, and a Leninist?
00:16:48.000 I'm not sure, aside from the facial hair.
00:16:50.000 You guys can comment below.
00:16:51.000 This is Morehouse College?
00:16:54.000 HBCU?
00:16:54.000 Yeah, Morehouse College.
00:16:55.000 Another white man stealing a black man's job. 0.99
00:16:55.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:16:57.000 So he told them that America hated them because they were black. 1.00
00:17:01.000 We already have a nigger mayor. 1.00
00:17:02.000 We don't need any more nigger big shots. 1.00
00:17:05.000 Well, they just graduated college. 0.99
00:17:07.000 Sorry.
00:17:07.000 Sorry, wrong clip.
00:17:08.000 Right clip.
00:17:09.000 And by the way, the speech is just what made it to prompter.
00:17:12.000 So, um, what was cut was, was even worse.
00:17:17.000 You missed your high school graduation.
00:17:20.000 You start a college just as George Floyd was murdered.
00:17:25.000 And there was a reckoning on race.
00:17:29.000 It's natural to wonder.
00:17:31.000 Democracy you hear about actually works for you.
00:17:35.000 What is democracy?
00:17:37.000 If black men are being killed in the street, what is democracy? 0.99
00:17:42.000 Betrayal of broken promises still leave black communities behind. 0.97
00:17:47.000 What is democracy?
00:17:48.000 You have to be ten times better than anyone else to get a fair shot.
00:17:52.000 What?
00:17:53.000 Most of all, what does it mean?
00:17:57.000 As you've heard before, There'd be a black man who loves his country.
00:18:02.000 Even if it doesn't love him back in equal measure.
00:18:07.000 So much of the racist... What year is it?
00:18:11.000 What year does he think it is?
00:18:12.000 I don't know what he thinks.
00:18:14.000 They go in a hip-hop club.
00:18:16.000 What's my name?
00:18:18.000 What's my name?
00:18:20.000 So, um... We also actually have exclusive audio of his prep.
00:18:25.000 Which was worse.
00:18:25.000 Oh no.
00:18:27.000 Okay, Mr. President.
00:18:28.000 For the commencement address, you're going to want to focus on- I'll tell them one of my stories about sticking up for blacks.
00:18:35.000 Sir, I don't really think- When I was growing- Little- Little- Like back in South Central Delaware.
00:18:41.000 When I used to run with Trey and Ricky.
00:18:42.000 Uh, Trey and Ricky, sir?
00:18:45.000 That wasn't you.
00:18:45.000 Yeah!
00:18:46.000 Yeah!
00:18:46.000 It was me.
00:18:48.000 I remember like it was yesterday.
00:18:50.000 The day Doughboy got arrested.
00:18:51.000 No, I think that's Boys in the Hood.
00:18:53.000 You watched it with Hunter last night.
00:18:55.000 We heard you from the other office.
00:18:56.000 Yes!
00:18:56.000 I raised two boys.
00:18:58.000 In the hood.
00:18:59.000 Two of them.
00:19:00.000 One of them died in the Korean War.
00:19:02.000 No, it's a movie.
00:19:03.000 Yeah, you should make it a movie.
00:19:06.000 It'd be a good movie. 0.58
00:19:07.000 Hire one of those clean, well-spoken black actors. 0.62
00:19:11.000 Ricky and Doughboy both got gunned down.
00:19:13.000 See?
00:19:14.000 That's what these kids need to hear.
00:19:15.000 They all don't know, don't show, or don't care about, you know, the thing.
00:19:24.000 Sir, I really don't.
00:19:26.000 I'm telling you, man.
00:19:28.000 It's not a joke.
00:19:29.000 It's not a joke.
00:19:31.000 Okay.
00:19:32.000 Just read the prompter, please.
00:19:34.000 Brandy never gave me no skin.
00:19:38.000 Hello?
00:19:39.000 Brandy is tight-fisted with the skin, so you know what?
00:19:41.000 I can't fault him for that.
00:19:43.000 I'd be mad to.
00:19:44.000 Let's go through... Did you... No, okay.
00:19:48.000 Let's go through the first claim.
00:19:49.000 Did I what?
00:19:50.000 I thought... I didn't know if you had something you were gonna... There you go.
00:19:53.000 First claim that he makes.
00:19:54.000 All these references are available.
00:19:55.000 He says that George Floyd...
00:19:58.000 Was murdered.
00:19:59.000 You start a college just as George Floyd was murdered.
00:20:04.000 Yeah.
00:20:05.000 You couldn't tell George Floyd out of a lineup, dude.
00:20:08.000 No.
00:20:08.000 He probably thinks George Floyd, he thinks... Well, yeah, he's a boxer.
00:20:13.000 Yeah.
00:20:13.000 And he's a George Floyd member there.
00:20:15.000 A foreman.
00:20:16.000 He has no idea.
00:20:18.000 He's a Philly show.
00:20:19.000 I used to box.
00:20:21.000 And he's a diner.
00:20:22.000 What?
00:20:22.000 So...
00:20:24.000 He says George Floyd was murdered.
00:20:25.000 Here's the truth.
00:20:27.000 And I'm glad that everyone else can say this now, because for a time you weren't allowed to discuss this.
00:20:32.000 He resisted arrest while he was high on fentanyl and a cocktail of drugs.
00:20:36.000 The examiner's report found fentanyl at the level of 11, I believe it's nanograms per milliliter.
00:20:44.000 In his system, that was the level of it.
00:20:45.000 Now, just so you know, three nanograms per milliliter can be fatal.
00:20:49.000 He also had methamphetamine, THC, you guys can go and read the report.
00:20:52.000 He had no life-threatening injuries.
00:20:54.000 I don't know if you know this, but fentanyl actually harms a lot of- sometimes you don't need anything else to happen other than just fentanyl, let alone more than three times the fatal dose.
00:21:02.000 It's almost like we have an epidemic of fatal fentanyl overdoses.
00:21:06.000 But not him.
00:21:07.000 No!
00:21:08.000 This was not his kryptonite.
00:21:10.000 No.
00:21:11.000 And just so you know, we did this a long time ago, and of course we got flack for it, but I stand by it.
00:21:15.000 We showed you, in case you want to watch, we'll put the link in the description, that the knee alone, Chauvin's knee alone, would not, at this point in time, George Clooney said, if you're going to sit down, or sorry, get down on the ground for nine minutes here, you're willing to let someone kneel on your neck for nine minutes, I'll allow Chauvin to be declared not guilty.
00:21:34.000 I did exactly that, and it was most mildly uncomfortable.
00:21:39.000 It's time for me to go outside and live on concrete.
00:21:43.000 Knee on neck slash shoulder for nine minutes.
00:21:45.000 Kneel on my neck?
00:21:46.000 Shoulder?
00:21:46.000 Here?
00:21:47.000 Pause the timer.
00:21:47.000 Oh my goodness.
00:21:48.000 Okay.
00:21:50.000 There we go.
00:21:50.000 I just don't understand when we decided that violent offenders who are resisting arrest are supposed to be entirely comfortable.
00:21:57.000 One.
00:21:58.000 And now we made it by two seconds.
00:21:59.000 Happy New Year.
00:22:00.000 Alright, Token Allen, get off. 1.00
00:22:01.000 Get off.
00:22:02.000 There we go.
00:22:02.000 Okay, good.
00:22:03.000 We're done.
00:22:04.000 Now the worst part of that was actually they put on the handcuffs the wrong way, so my wrists were bleeding.
00:22:08.000 So it was actually more uncomfortable.
00:22:10.000 People were so pissed off that we did that.
00:22:11.000 Don't care! 0.93
00:22:12.000 I know, it was hilarious.
00:22:13.000 I also didn't have three times the lethal dose of fentanyl in my system.
00:22:17.000 You didn't.
00:22:18.000 So I almost feel like we're just by the skin of my teeth.
00:22:20.000 Or meth, or THC, or any of the other high pages.
00:22:23.000 But you don't have any tolerance either.
00:22:25.000 So George Floyd had the tolerance of a horse.
00:22:27.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:22:28.000 That's true.
00:22:29.000 That's fair.
00:22:30.000 That's fair.
00:22:30.000 A lot of horses on fentanyl.
00:22:32.000 Sure.
00:22:33.000 I don't know equine prescriptions. 0.97
00:22:35.000 Let's go to the next claim that he makes, which is pretty easy to debunk, and we will, that black men are being killed on the street.
00:22:45.000 What is democracy? 0.99
00:22:47.000 Black men are being killed on the street. 0.99
00:22:51.000 Here's the truth. 1.00
00:22:52.000 What the That is true, but it's by other black men, largely. 0.99
00:22:59.000 So in 2019, 89% of black murder victims were killed by a black offender. 0.99
00:23:08.000 Yikes. 0.99
00:23:08.000 Wow. 0.99
00:23:09.000 You can't find that high of a percentage point for anything else.
00:23:13.000 No. 0.61
00:23:14.000 Well, most of those were black cops, to be fair. 0.97
00:23:18.000 No, most of them were not black cops. 0.90
00:23:20.000 There are black, but black cops are very, they are the most at-risk group as far as, uh, well, almost any profession in the country, and they're at significantly higher risk than other cops, uh, as far as being targeted. 0.85
00:23:30.000 Okay. 0.97
00:23:30.000 Here's, here's another truth, by the way, that, uh, police officers, they're not out hunting black men, to be clear, they're actually 18 and a half times more likely to be killed by a black suspect than killing a black suspect themselves. 0.97
00:23:42.000 Again, that reference is available 18 and a half times More likely to be killed by a black suspect than to kill a black suspect. 0.92
00:23:51.000 Not to mention this study that came out of Harvard. 0.70
00:23:53.000 I don't know if you know the guy who conducted this study. 0.93
00:23:56.000 One of those black guys. 0.51
00:23:58.000 23% less likely. 0.99
00:23:58.000 Uh-oh! 0.99
00:24:02.000 Black Americans to be shot by police than whites. 0.99
00:24:04.000 They are 23% less likely. 0.99
00:24:07.000 You can argue it until you're blue in the face. 0.97
00:24:08.000 This doesn't mean that black guys don't get pulled over by racist cops to be shaken down because they have a baggie of weed. 0.98
00:24:13.000 I get it. 0.98
00:24:14.000 But as far as black men being gunned down, it is not happening by cops. 0.99
00:24:18.000 Far more young black men are gunning down cops, and far more young black men are being gunned down by other black men. 0.98
00:24:24.000 It's over. 0.99
00:24:25.000 That's it.
00:24:26.000 You don't get to repeat this anymore.
00:24:26.000 Myth busted.
00:24:28.000 Done. 0.76
00:24:29.000 Yeah, but the media will not ever, ever, ever report on that stuff because all they did was tell us that black people were being killed at will by police officers.
00:24:37.000 Did he also say all this in front of the flag from Congo?
00:24:41.000 I think that is the place where they're literally selling people and enslaving their own people for batteries?
00:24:49.000 Yes. 0.95
00:24:49.000 Also, they have white apes with laser guns. 0.95
00:24:52.000 No.
00:24:53.000 Yeah.
00:24:53.000 They find the mines?
00:24:56.000 People younger than 30 are like, what?
00:24:58.000 It's a horrible film, but I still have the promotional popcorn bucket.
00:25:02.000 Do you really?
00:25:03.000 Why?
00:25:03.000 I do.
00:25:04.000 Here's the next claim.
00:25:06.000 I'm a hoarder.
00:25:07.000 He has a whole collection.
00:25:08.000 He has all his popcorn buckets at his house.
00:25:10.000 I have Jurassic Park The Lost World popcorn bucket.
00:25:13.000 Did you get that Dune 2 promotional?
00:25:16.000 Mine are the classic.
00:25:16.000 No, no, no.
00:25:17.000 That looks really weird, by the way.
00:25:17.000 The flashlight thing?
00:25:19.000 I have a little Burger King watch from Jurassic Park The Lost World, where if you click it, it's flipped open.
00:25:25.000 A dino cage? 0.62
00:25:26.000 Why are you buying those things?
00:25:27.000 I don't buy those things, I keep those things.
00:25:30.000 Steals them. 0.98
00:25:34.000 Another claim that he makes here is that blacks, as he calls them, they have to be ten times better to get a fair shot. 0.97
00:25:45.000 What is democracy? 0.96
00:25:47.000 You have to be ten times better than anyone else to get a fair shot.
00:25:51.000 What?
00:25:52.000 I mean, listen, I'm sorry, but these kids, what, 22-ish years old?
00:25:56.000 Imagine sitting in that audience and hearing him say that as you're about to embark on life and believing what he's selling.
00:26:03.000 Well, actually, Reverend Al Sharpton was in the audience and he seemed to be buying it wholesale.
00:26:09.000 Nice rap.
00:26:11.000 That's not a rap!
00:26:13.000 Here's Fat Al Sharpton.
00:26:15.000 The truth is that, look...
00:26:20.000 You may experience individual racism, but as far as systemic racism, black Americans are actually given special treatment not afforded to any other demographic in this country right now, aside from maybe illegal immigrants.
00:26:30.000 And by the way, I have my gripes there, too.
00:26:32.000 So let me give you an example.
00:26:33.000 Harvard.
00:26:34.000 Black students, for example, in the bottom 40% when they're going to Harvard, the bottom 40% of their class, they have a 19% chance of being admitted. This is like applicants? Yes. Like they're 0.98
00:26:46.000 high school? Applicants to Harvard.
00:26:47.000 Yeah. Bottom 40 percent. So black people, black students, if they're in the bottom 40 percent
00:26:52.000 of their class, they apply to Harvard, they have a 19 percent chance of being admitted. 0.54
00:26:55.000 Asian students in the bottom 40? A 1.5 percent.
00:26:57.000 A 1.7 chance.
00:26:58.000 White students? 0.75
00:26:59.000 Hispanic students?
00:26:59.000 2.8.
00:27:01.000 It's not even close.
00:27:01.000 7.8.
00:27:04.000 And there are other examples, of course, of affirmative action.
00:27:07.000 I think it's distinctly racist. 0.60
00:27:10.000 And I think it's a horrible thing for a black student, for a young black American,
00:27:15.000 to not know if they've actually earned their spot.
00:27:17.000 But hey, that's equity as opposed to equality.
00:27:20.000 If you're, we had this with a change my mind, this one black girl said, 0.92
00:27:23.000 I don't think I would have been able to get into UT if not for affirmative action. 0.64
00:27:26.000 I said, well, you didn't have good grades?
00:27:28.000 She said, no, I had great grades.
00:27:30.000 I said, what were your extracurriculars like?
00:27:32.000 She said, they were great.
00:27:33.000 No, I was top 2% of my class, or she was valedictorian.
00:27:36.000 I said, I think that's really sad that you think you only got in here
00:27:39.000 because of the color of your skin.
00:27:41.000 Because you actually deserve to be here.
00:27:42.000 Yeah, she earned that.
00:27:43.000 And I hope that you take some pride in that and not...
00:27:46.000 Not belittle it by thinking some bureaucrat riddled with white guilt admitted you.
00:27:50.000 She said, oh, okay, thank you.
00:27:52.000 I think it's cruel.
00:27:53.000 I think affirmative action is actually cruel. 0.94
00:27:55.000 Just like I think it would be cruel to put someone with a physical disability on an oil rig. 0.88
00:27:59.000 They shouldn't be there if they are not qualified and they're more likely to get hurt.
00:28:03.000 So this is where we are, and you can sound off.
00:28:07.000 I'd love to hear, especially if you're a young black American who worries about affirmative action having benefited you, is that something you struggle with?
00:28:16.000 I can imagine that's pretty tough.
00:28:17.000 You have Biden here just pandering.
00:28:20.000 He's pandering because you have Donald Trump who has a higher percentage of the black vote than any Republican since Nixon.
00:28:24.000 A lot of people don't remember, Nixon was actually quite popular when he ran compared to most Republicans with black Americans.
00:28:30.000 And this is one we're seeing right now, a surge in black support for Donald Trump, which of course, by the way, has CNN freaking out.
00:28:41.000 What is it with the clips today?
00:28:43.000 Here's this CNN clip.
00:28:45.000 But look at this number for Donald Trump.
00:28:48.000 22%.
00:28:49.000 Where was Donald Trump at this point four years ago in the polls?
00:28:52.000 He was just at 9% of the vote.
00:28:55.000 So he's seen more than a doubling in his support among African Americans.
00:28:59.000 This margin, which was in the 70s.
00:29:02.000 Just four years ago.
00:29:03.000 Look at where it is now.
00:29:04.000 Sixty-nine minus twenty-two.
00:29:06.000 That puts it in the forties.
00:29:08.000 My goodness gracious.
00:29:09.000 It's the same guy that did it last time.
00:29:12.000 This would be by far the best performance for a Republican candidate among black voters in a generation, two generations, probably since 1960.
00:29:22.000 He's good at math.
00:29:23.000 He is.
00:29:25.000 He got forties.
00:29:26.000 He didn't have the time to come up with forty-seven.
00:29:28.000 Trump will be the forty-seventh president.
00:29:30.000 So I guess it works.
00:29:31.000 Yeah.
00:29:32.000 Through symmetry.
00:29:33.000 I see a lot to be hopeful about.
00:29:35.000 And not just this election, not just Donald Trump, of course, President Trump becoming president again.
00:29:41.000 But I see a cultural shift where a lot of people are not buying what they're selling.
00:29:45.000 And I want to sort of spend some time on that before I go into the next story, which makes you think that the world is about to end.
00:29:51.000 Do you think that President Biden was asked by Morehouse to do it?
00:29:59.000 Or do you think that— Hold on, I'm sorry, who?
00:30:01.000 Oh, sorry, Vice President.
00:30:02.000 I've got to respect the office.
00:30:04.000 Former Vice President Biden.
00:30:05.000 Do you think that they asked him or that he asked them?
00:30:05.000 Thank you.
00:30:09.000 Oh, that's a 50-50 shot.
00:30:12.000 I'm going, he asked them! 0.58
00:30:13.000 We have an octogenarian white guy that wants to come speak at your black college.
00:30:17.000 I'm thinking he tried three other HBCUs before finally getting one to say yes.
00:30:22.000 Yeah.
00:30:22.000 Oh my God.
00:30:24.000 You're coming to the hip hop, but don't stop the boogie.
00:30:28.000 What?
00:30:29.000 Yeah.
00:30:30.000 You know the thing? NWA ain't none of my will. What? By the way, he might as well have gotten up there and said, hey,
00:30:39.000 hey, it's not a joke.
00:30:42.000 It's not a joke. 1.00
00:30:43.000 F*** the police. 1.00
00:30:45.000 Okay, Joe. 1.00
00:30:47.000 Doesn't it, hold on, something just crossed my mind. 0.99
00:30:48.000 This may be really stupid and I may get raked over the coals for this, but doesn't, given what we said about admissions and everything else, doesn't going to an all-black college give up one of your Benefits? 1.00
00:30:59.000 Yes. 0.99
00:31:00.000 It's kind of dumb at that point? 0.92
00:31:02.000 Yes. 0.94
00:31:02.000 Like, because it's like, yeah, I'm black and I, you know, we've got the, you know, the, the affirmative action stuff. 0.94
00:31:07.000 Right.
00:31:07.000 There's other things.
00:31:08.000 I have admissions.
00:31:08.000 If you're like, everyone here is, sir, are very much, I mean, I'm not sure that it's every percent, but it's not everyone.
00:31:17.000 The point is, if they were a middling black American student at Harvard, they got a shot instead of going to the Moore house. 0.64
00:31:26.000 I don't know that they call it that. 0.92
00:31:27.000 Come on! 0.61
00:31:28.000 By the way, none of this happens without your support if you want more content like this. 1.00
00:31:35.000 So you better shut your black mouth! 1.00
00:31:37.000 Come on! 1.00
00:31:39.000 Not a joke!
00:31:41.000 By the way, none of this happens without your support if you want more content like this.
00:31:43.000 Or if you don't.
00:31:45.000 Or if you don't.
00:31:47.000 But we don't have to worry about being removed from YouTube because it's not funded by a foreign caliphate. 0.83
00:31:49.000 We're not a foreign caliphate.
00:31:51.000 We're a non-government organization.
00:31:53.000 We're not a non-government organization.
00:31:55.000 We'll get to Iran in a second.
00:31:57.000 But you.
00:31:57.000 And we have the promo code right now.
00:31:58.000 It's Military Appreciation Month.
00:32:00.000 Use the promo code MILITARY.
00:32:02.000 You get $10 off of your Mug Club membership at ladderworthcrowder.com slash Mug Club.
00:32:05.000 And 10% of the proceeds go to our veterans and service members.
00:32:10.000 So we're happy to be able to do that.
00:32:12.000 And all of this is gearing up as we go into the election.
00:32:14.000 And it's going to be a marathon, that election.
00:32:18.000 It is going to be a very, very long stream, all supported by you.
00:32:21.000 We appreciate it.
00:32:22.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:32:22.000 Click the button or the link in the description.
00:32:24.000 You just click that button.
00:32:24.000 Make it easy.
00:32:25.000 Make it easy.
00:32:26.000 I know it burns, but click it.
00:32:27.000 Do it.
00:32:28.000 So here's something I know you're going to say, why are you spending time on this?
00:32:31.000 Well, it's... It's a fair question.
00:32:35.000 If you read the title of this, you're like... Are you just repeating our conversation from earlier?
00:32:41.000 It's because, and this happens all the time, we'll get people sending us content saying, why aren't you covering this?
00:32:46.000 Good example, George Floyd.
00:32:47.000 Okay, let's use that first to preface this.
00:32:50.000 We here covered and told you about the fact that George Floyd committed an armed robbery and there was a woman in the house.
00:32:55.000 He held her at gunpoint and she had a daughter there.
00:32:58.000 I believe the daughter was about three years old.
00:33:00.000 That happened.
00:33:01.000 Unfortunately, a lot of, and yes, a lot of people on the right went out and told you that George Floyd pointed a gun at a pregnant lady's belly.
00:33:09.000 That's not true.
00:33:10.000 That didn't happen.
00:33:11.000 He did hold a lady at gunpoint in front of her daughter in her own house.
00:33:15.000 Hey, the truth should be enough.
00:33:17.000 You already have something significant That's a point of discussion.
00:33:23.000 Instead, unfortunately, in the era of clickbait, people decide that they need to embellish.
00:33:28.000 They need to one-up someone else.
00:33:30.000 And then you end up leaving your social media experience armed with incorrect information.
00:33:36.000 And I will tell you, this is a problem.
00:33:38.000 I'm worried about it because truth is not subjective. 0.95
00:33:40.000 The phrase, my truth, is silly. 1.00
00:33:43.000 It's something that stupid people say. 1.00
00:33:44.000 There is the truth. 1.00
00:33:46.000 So, this is a perfect example.
00:33:49.000 And it seems inconsequential, but apply it to any news event.
00:33:52.000 April 21st, this account explaining the universe on Instagram posted this video that got millions and millions of plays, 47.8 million plays to be clear, and I don't know how many millions of interactions, that involved this harrowing rescue of a sea turtle.
00:34:12.000 It's fake, by the way.
00:34:14.000 Oh my God!
00:34:18.000 No way!
00:34:18.000 No!
00:34:20.000 No!
00:34:20.000 No way!
00:34:22.000 Oh my God!
00:34:24.000 No!
00:34:25.000 For those listening on audio, it's a shark trying to kill a sea turtle.
00:34:29.000 Sea turtle gets away.
00:34:30.000 Sea turtle gets away.
00:34:32.000 Good for you, turtle.
00:34:35.000 Just committed a crime.
00:34:36.000 They take the turtle from his home.
00:34:40.000 They let the turtle out.
00:34:40.000 Kidnap him.
00:34:44.000 According to this video, they say what happens next is amazing.
00:34:49.000 The turtle began diving back to the diver who then ate the jellyfish to protect the diver and the diver offers a thank you.
00:35:05.000 They're eating like Lady and the Tramp!
00:35:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:35:08.000 Only his face is gonna look like Hitch.
00:35:10.000 It's a jellyfish.
00:35:12.000 So, first off, I watched it, and I thought it was probably fake, because sea turtles don't... they don't save other sea turtles from jellyfish that way.
00:35:21.000 They don't have a memory of what happened.
00:35:23.000 Also, when I watched it, I'm going, hold on, that diver's not the one who rescued the sea turtle, and it looks like a different sea turtle.
00:35:28.000 Now... Yeah, what if the frat boys get a scuba suit?
00:35:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:35:33.000 But here's the thing, the original story, and I found this because the person who posted the original story commented on this on Instagram and said, that's not true though, this is actually, I was the one in the water, that was my story, I posted it, but that's not what happened.
00:35:46.000 And by the way, this can also misinform people as to sea turtle behavioral patterns, but Take this and apply it to elections.
00:35:56.000 Apply it to abortion.
00:35:58.000 Apply it to gun laws.
00:35:59.000 Apply it to George Floyd.
00:36:01.000 The original clip was posted by two accounts, by the way.
00:36:04.000 February 21st, the Dodo and this other account, the Native Explorer.
00:36:08.000 And this is the real sea turtle video, but it only has 1.1 million views compared to the 47 million views.
00:36:16.000 Okay, see if you can spot the problem.
00:36:17.000 It's still a great story, the real one.
00:36:20.000 Whenever I took my head out of the water, she took her head out of the water also. 0.99
00:36:25.000 Immediately when we jumped in, we saw the turtle eating the jellyfish.
00:36:30.000 I was hand-feeding the turtle like a puppy.
00:36:33.000 The turtle and I became buddies.
00:36:36.000 I love that accent.
00:36:37.000 She was mimicking me.
00:36:39.000 Sounds like the same guy.
00:36:41.000 Then I thought, how can I make the turtle feel more comfortable with us?
00:36:45.000 Maybe I will try to eat the jellyfish together with her.
00:36:50.000 It completely changed the behavior of the turtle.
00:36:55.000 As soon as I did it, she brought the jellyfish to the surface.
00:36:58.000 She shared the jellyfish with us.
00:37:02.000 She was waiting for me to feed her the jellyfish.
00:37:05.000 I want to see the video from the jellyfish perspective.
00:37:08.000 It was a really remarkable experience.
00:37:15.000 The same music's playing, by the way.
00:37:18.000 And at this point they both started eating me.
00:37:22.000 I was in shock because humans are not supposed to eat me.
00:37:26.000 And then another account takes it and is like, I'm the jellyfish's dad.
00:37:31.000 Isn't that this fake account?
00:37:33.000 So go to the Dodo, Native Explorer, and try and boost their play count and support them.
00:37:37.000 Look, this person is actually out there doing the work.
00:37:39.000 I don't know what they do.
00:37:40.000 And I'm assuming that this is correct, too.
00:37:40.000 Studying.
00:37:42.000 This person could be lying and saying it's their video.
00:37:44.000 It could be some random other person.
00:37:46.000 It seems like this is the real video by the Dodo and the Native Explorer.
00:37:49.000 The issue here is, think about this for a second.
00:37:52.000 If people are willing to do this with something that seems inconsequential, that doesn't matter, I am telling you, as someone who has been in this industry for two decades, This happens all the time.
00:38:03.000 Remember that number where they said 2.7 million new voters without ID or 2.4 million in Texas?
00:38:09.000 It's not true.
00:38:11.000 The good news is...
00:38:12.000 Hey! 0.99
00:38:13.000 It's not true!
00:38:14.000 Because if that happened to be true, guess what?
00:38:16.000 Texas goes blue and loses every election forevermore.
00:38:21.000 But it's not true.
00:38:23.000 Because people will take the real issue that maybe you have thousands of people who registered without some kind of ID.
00:38:28.000 That's an issue.
00:38:29.000 We need to shore up our election laws.
00:38:30.000 Absolutely. 1.00
00:38:31.000 They'll lie to you so that you're more likely to share their bullshit than the truth. 0.99
00:38:36.000 But that doesn't help you. 0.99
00:38:37.000 It only lines the pockets of people who don't create any content.
00:38:41.000 And who lie about content.
00:38:42.000 As for the Turtle, turns out, by the way, that the Turtle's just Shelly, the renowned Turtle actor, we all know.
00:38:48.000 Here's a look at Shelly's portfolio.
00:38:50.000 She looks familiar.
00:38:51.000 That's, yep, in a BPO spill.
00:38:53.000 That was a good one.
00:38:55.000 Then there was that.
00:38:55.000 Shelly's also been in some pop culture films.
00:38:58.000 Yep, Shelly.
00:38:58.000 Ninja Turtles.
00:38:59.000 And even family films.
00:39:01.000 Shelly was in there.
00:39:02.000 So, you know, good for Shelly.
00:39:04.000 Who could forget?
00:39:04.000 Dory.
00:39:05.000 But, yeah.
00:39:08.000 Dory did.
00:39:10.000 Were you doing a Dory?
00:39:11.000 No, I was answering my own question.
00:39:13.000 It was bad timing, bad joke, sorry guys.
00:39:16.000 And the statistics on this are really, they're pretty dire.
00:39:18.000 Look, fake news and social media, it's 32% of Americans between the ages of 18 and 19, they get their news from TikTok.
00:39:26.000 And by the way, TikTok- 18 and 29, not 18 and 19, sorry.
00:39:27.000 18 and 29, sorry.
00:39:30.000 Tiktok is owned by ByteDance, a Chinese company with direct ties to the Communist Chinese Party. 0.99
00:39:34.000 We have been banned for saying that Xi Jinping has a small penis, and that's real news. 0.99
00:39:38.000 But he does. 0.99
00:39:39.000 Objectively.
00:39:40.000 And there's, look, censorship, obviously, none of us here are fans of censorship.
00:39:44.000 There's a big difference between media censorship, for example, opinions that they don't like, and things like bots.
00:39:50.000 Foreign governments stealing content to profit off of it and claiming it as your own.
00:39:55.000 This is a different, and this is happening quite a bit, and you know what's going to happen 10, 15 years from now?
00:40:00.000 You're going to run out of content to steal.
00:40:02.000 There are billions of fake accounts, bots on social media, and people aren't able to identify them.
00:40:08.000 There was a recent study at Notre Dame that showed people misidentified bots 58% of the time.
00:40:13.000 It's about 160 million of the accounts on TikTok alone.
00:40:20.000 Wow.
00:40:21.000 That's insane.
00:40:22.000 I didn't realize there was that many.
00:40:23.000 160 million fake accounts.
00:40:25.000 That's why people like- I want to take the test.
00:40:25.000 Yeah.
00:40:26.000 I want to see if I can identify it.
00:40:28.000 It can be pretty tough.
00:40:28.000 That's why people like Jackson Hinkle can thrive when 40% of the followers are bots.
00:40:38.000 Hit the like button if you've noticed some bots in your timeline.
00:40:41.000 By the way.
00:40:41.000 I do.
00:40:42.000 It usually says nudes in bio.
00:40:43.000 Yes. 0.98
00:40:47.000 If you are a short, fat, furry, poor man and a perfect woman is telling you to send them your routing number, No. 0.99
00:40:55.000 Do as you please. 0.99
00:40:56.000 It seems like a good deal.
00:40:56.000 You know what?
00:40:57.000 That sounds like you're directly talking to me.
00:41:03.000 You know you're not that hairy.
00:41:05.000 No, I'm not. 0.97
00:41:06.000 I'm being silly.
00:41:06.000 You're not furry.
00:41:09.000 I am a furry on the weekends.
00:41:11.000 Don't tell my kids.
00:41:12.000 No, it's okay.
00:41:13.000 I won't.
00:41:13.000 They're too young to watch this.
00:41:14.000 As we discuss foreign governments here, you have China, you have Russia, Iran, they lead the way in spreading misinformation and it's not necessarily about Donald Trump that could try to make you believe.
00:41:25.000 They, for example, okay, China, Russia, Iran, 400 articles that were spread on social media about the campus protests in the first two weeks of the protests.
00:41:34.000 Lot of misinformation out there.
00:41:36.000 As far as stealing content, and this happens all the time, happens with us, happens with other people out there, and I know great, great content creators.
00:41:43.000 2018 study actually showed that 40% of traffic to Facebook went to pages that pretty much entirely steal content.
00:41:51.000 TikTok actually has tutorials on how to steal other people's content.
00:41:55.000 It's a click farm business to make money by lying to you.
00:42:00.000 None of it matters.
00:42:01.000 That's why we make all of our references publicly available.
00:42:03.000 We make mistakes.
00:42:04.000 And I understand there's a difference between making mistakes and specifically planning
00:42:08.000 on never creating anything of value, stealing, lying, and profiting off of that.
00:42:14.000 And I'm telling you, this happens on the left, it happens on the right, and it happens with stories that aren't even political.
00:42:19.000 It happens all the time.
00:42:22.000 And it's a very, very scary thought to think of a generation of people who are raised with this.
00:42:26.000 I get it.
00:42:27.000 It's great that CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, they should not be the gatekeepers to media.
00:42:32.000 But we do need to expect better from all of ourselves.
00:42:35.000 And I would say this, if the program you watch does not provide references, Consistently, you should probably switch.
00:42:44.000 Outside of us here, I would switch.
00:42:48.000 I won't actually follow any profiles, I won't watch any programs that just say things with no references whatsoever.
00:42:54.000 Because anyone can say anything at any time, and you need to be given the tools to fact check it.
00:42:59.000 Whether it's a sea turtle, or it's a pipe bursting in Atlanta, Georgia, in the middle of the night, in an election.
00:43:06.000 Yeah, and I think it's really important, too.
00:43:08.000 We've talked about this the whole time.
00:43:11.000 Use us as a source because we give you all of our sources, but find other ones, too.
00:43:14.000 This is a problem that we have to clean ourselves.
00:43:17.000 Too many people fall victim to this and very quickly just run through a timeline and go, yes, yes, repost, yes, like that, comment on this, and don't even question the provider. 0.99
00:43:26.000 I keep seeing the same people talking about the same stupid things.
00:43:31.000 and I'm going like I can't trust this person for anybody all right I'm gonna mute that person so 0.98
00:43:34.000 that I don't see their stuff anymore because I know they're just putting stuff out there that
00:43:37.000 they don't even know anything about. So that's what it has to that's what has to be done but
00:43:41.000 also on X with Elon Musk with community notes that's one of the ways that you can actually
00:43:46.000 do it and and it's not perfect I mean it's got a lot of problems with it but at least it's trying
00:43:50.000 to solve the problem. I would actually say this as it relates to news you you should sooner watch
00:43:55.000 a leftist liberal Marxist news resource that provides all the references than a right-wing
00:44:00.000 one that provides nothing.
00:44:03.000 The most, because the most important tool that you have at your disposal here is yourself.
00:44:08.000 I'm not calling you a tool, I get it, but just come on, grow up.
00:44:11.000 You are the one who needs to, you need to be the sieve through which this is filtered.
00:44:16.000 You need to be.
00:44:17.000 And it's, comment please, if you've run into this and you found yourself caught flat footed.
00:44:24.000 It happens to everyone.
00:44:25.000 It happens to the best of us.
00:44:26.000 It can be really, really hard to decipher real news from fake news.
00:44:30.000 And you know what?
00:44:31.000 It's a big deal for people who, Imagine that guy.
00:44:34.000 If you go out there, you're actually studying sea turtles, you get a boat, you spend all this time, and some other guy makes 20 times the revenue that you do by lying about it and claiming it as their own.
00:44:44.000 That's a real problem.
00:44:45.000 That's what happens.
00:44:46.000 And it's against the law.
00:44:47.000 It's against the law.
00:44:48.000 So, we support people who create content, period.
00:44:52.000 Who actually create the content and who actually try and, you know, hold themselves accountable to you.
00:44:56.000 And by the way, another way you can support, if not Mug Club, is the CrowderShop.com.
00:45:01.000 You can fight like hell with us to try and preserve this constitutional republic. 0.99
00:45:04.000 I won't say democracy because that's some bullshit. 0.99
00:45:07.000 By the way, do you know what happens too? 0.99
00:45:08.000 People steal your shirt designs.
00:45:10.000 Oh yeah, that happens.
00:45:11.000 To the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue.
00:45:11.000 I'm not even kidding.
00:45:14.000 Yes.
00:45:15.000 Yeah.
00:45:15.000 It's insane.
00:45:16.000 Yeah, the communism is for a fig shirt.
00:45:18.000 That was a big one.
00:45:19.000 Go to crowdoshop.com.
00:45:20.000 You're not going to see it on Etsy.
00:45:22.000 Whatever the hell else on their site.
00:45:22.000 No.
00:45:23.000 Oh, someone go find this on eBay.
00:45:23.000 eBay.
00:45:25.000 Oh no.
00:45:26.000 I saw an actual three patch rock or three piece Hells Angels vest.
00:45:31.000 What?
00:45:32.000 They were selling it.
00:45:33.000 It's like, yeah, that's a good idea.
00:45:35.000 Purchase an accurate Hells Angels vest and go wear it in the clubhouse.
00:45:40.000 Was it game worn?
00:45:41.000 Yeah.
00:45:43.000 Someone can find it on eBay.
00:45:44.000 I was like, this is the worst idea I've ever seen in my life. 1.00
00:45:47.000 It's gonna get you killed. 0.98
00:45:48.000 Probably someone from Alibaba who doesn't understand the rules.
00:45:50.000 It's like, yeah, you know, it's like, they think it's like a Harley shirt, like a fashion statement.
00:45:55.000 No.
00:45:56.000 My friend saw one of his jokes get put on like merchandise on Pinterest.
00:46:00.000 Happens all the time.
00:46:01.000 The joke was, I'm married, which is like, which means I know somebody who eats salad out of a mason jar or something. 0.88
00:46:06.000 It was something silly like that.
00:46:07.000 And then people started putting it on like mason jars and like mugs.
00:46:10.000 And then we're selling it on eBay and on Pinterest and stuff like that.
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:13.000 Well now I can't tell that joke anymore because people have seen it everywhere.
00:46:16.000 Well there are going to be some lawsuits incoming because as a comedian you actually own the copyright, you own the literary copyrights and the spoken word copyrights.
00:46:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:25.000 So that's one of those.
00:46:26.000 Otherwise, hey, if you don't want any new, there will be no next Nick DiPaolo, no next Pryor, no next Carlin, no next Bill Burr.
00:46:34.000 It won't happen.
00:46:35.000 Why would someone take the risk, go out and do it if they're just going to be ripped off and someone lies about it?
00:46:40.000 And it's the same.
00:46:41.000 There will be no valid news.
00:46:43.000 There'll be no valid news sources.
00:46:44.000 And Gerald, look, I don't have to spend too much time on this, but you know this.
00:46:47.000 The industry is set up on this where it's a share for a share.
00:46:50.000 It's, hey, will you share this?
00:46:51.000 This is picking up steam. 0.93
00:46:53.000 And if we don't, Because it's not true, then you're a diva.
00:46:57.000 It's like, oh, well, if you're not supportive, we're not going to support you.
00:47:00.000 Yeah, but I don't want to share the post.
00:47:01.000 That's a lie.
00:47:04.000 Or sensationalizing something just for the fact that you want to get some clicks.
00:47:07.000 Right.
00:47:08.000 Which is the next story.
00:47:09.000 This is a great example.
00:47:10.000 Oh, no.
00:47:10.000 People sensationalizing it.
00:47:11.000 OK.
00:47:12.000 The Iranian.
00:47:13.000 He actually did.
00:47:14.000 He did die.
00:47:16.000 So that's fun.
00:47:17.000 But the Iranian president Raisi was Now, this doesn't change a whole lot, but it is significant.
00:47:30.000 Raisi of Iran was killed when the helicopter crash took place in I believe it was northwestern Iran, which is, you know, it's not the best area of Iran, but it's up and coming.
00:47:41.000 Let's just show you pictures from Iran's state TV.
00:47:45.000 Just a couple of minutes ago, they confirmed the death of President Raisi and the foreign minister, Amir Abdullian, in a helicopter crash.
00:47:53.000 And Ali Hashem is here in the studio.
00:47:56.000 And a seminal moment for Iranians.
00:47:58.000 See, I appreciate that he said crash, but according to state media, they first said like, oh, the helicopter made a hard landing.
00:48:04.000 A really hard landing.
00:48:04.000 Yeah.
00:48:05.000 Really hard landing.
00:48:07.000 And by the way, it's a helicopter, not a helicopter.
00:48:10.000 It was a great helicopter.
00:48:12.000 Hello, copter!
00:48:13.000 Bad landing.
00:48:15.000 We need to... I've been meaning to get that fixed.
00:48:18.000 It flies great right up until contact with the ground.
00:48:20.000 Right.
00:48:21.000 Well, there's a bit of confusion as to how it got off course.
00:48:24.000 Some unconfirmed reports claim that President Raisi asked to make a quick detour to Kuwait to visit his second favorite restaurant.
00:48:36.000 Wait, second favorite restaurant?
00:48:38.000 What was his favorite?
00:48:39.000 Oh, that's KFC.
00:48:41.000 Kuwaiti fried chicken.
00:48:42.000 It is.
00:48:42.000 Oh, really?
00:48:43.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:48:43.000 Yep. 0.87
00:48:44.000 They got the face on there.
00:48:45.000 That's not real.
00:48:48.000 And by the way, the country's... Check our sources.
00:48:51.000 The country's supreme leader.
00:48:53.000 That's what he wants to be called. 1.00
00:48:55.000 I often call him a dick. 1.00
00:48:57.000 Can you imagine it asking? 1.00
00:48:58.000 No, no, it's Supreme Leader.
00:49:00.000 It's Supreme Leader.
00:49:02.000 Most High?
00:49:03.000 What does Supreme mean?
00:49:03.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:05.000 Sour cream and extra salsa.
00:49:07.000 All the veggies.
00:49:09.000 So the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, which is just funny because there is Ayatollah Khamenei.
00:49:13.000 Anyway.
00:49:14.000 Very similar names.
00:49:15.000 So the country's actual Supreme Leader released this statement on X saying, With deep sorrow and regret, I have received the bitter news of the martyrdom of the People's President, the competent, hard-working Haj Saeed Ibrahim Raisi and his esteemed entourage.
00:49:30.000 Sure.
00:49:31.000 So, martyrdom?
00:49:33.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:49:34.000 Hold on. 0.97
00:49:36.000 What, did the Jews invent fog and have fog lasers that killed him and now he gets to be a martyr because his helicopter crashed because a frickin' O-ring went out? 0.98
00:49:43.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:49:44.000 Yeah, what's up with the regret, too?
00:49:46.000 What do you regret?
00:49:48.000 Cutting the line to the propellers?
00:49:52.000 He had to take off in the fog and Allah would protect him.
00:49:52.000 Forcing.
00:49:56.000 He was told that from the Supreme Leader himself.
00:49:58.000 Yep.
00:49:59.000 Who, by the way, pretty much runs the country.
00:49:59.000 That's what he was told.
00:50:01.000 So let me give you a quick recap as to who this person is.
00:50:03.000 In 1988, Ray C. Wright oversaw the murder of hundreds, hundreds of political opponents as a member of the Tehran Death Committee.
00:50:10.000 Well, that's a weird name for it.
00:50:12.000 Tehran Death Committee.
00:50:13.000 They didn't even try and hide it.
00:50:14.000 No.
00:50:14.000 I want to see that motorcycle jacket.
00:50:16.000 Yeah.
00:50:16.000 The Committee on Mountain Research.
00:50:18.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:19.000 Tehran Death Committee.
00:50:20.000 Has a nice ring, does it not?
00:50:23.000 You're an idea man.
00:50:25.000 So 2021, this guy was elected as the eighth president of Iran.
00:50:30.000 Yeah.
00:50:30.000 Did whatever.
00:50:31.000 He also was president over a time, there were a bunch of, there were these huge mass protests, you may not remember this, after there was this death, Masha Amini, for those who don't remember, Amini died after being arrested for not wearing a hijab.
00:50:31.000 Pointed.
00:50:46.000 Take off your scarf!
00:50:49.000 Take off your scarf.
00:51:05.000 Show us your hair!
00:51:06.000 That's totally different society.
00:51:10.000 Did she get beads for that? 0.99
00:51:11.000 I don't know if she got beads.
00:51:14.000 She got beat for it.
00:51:16.000 It's almost like you guys should stage a coup and throw out the theocracy and take your country back.
00:51:21.000 You would think so.
00:51:22.000 But no.
00:51:23.000 No.
00:51:23.000 Do the work.
00:51:24.000 Nike's too busy creating hijab burkas. 0.95
00:51:27.000 Sorry, Nike burkas. 1.00
00:51:28.000 Nike hijabs? 0.99
00:51:29.000 They did something.
00:51:29.000 I don't know.
00:51:30.000 It's moisture wicking.
00:51:32.000 It's an air hijab. 1.00
00:51:35.000 Just beat it.
00:51:36.000 So, Raisi, just to be clear, this is a key fact, was not the real leader of Iran.
00:51:41.000 This is what I think is most important.
00:51:42.000 That's the Ayatollah.
00:51:43.000 The Ayatollah is head of the state, basically all commerce.
00:51:47.000 He's the commander.
00:51:48.000 Iran's actually the only nation where the executive branch does not control, meaning the president does not control the military.
00:51:54.000 That is the Ayatollah.
00:51:55.000 The president is completely subordinate to the Ayatollah. 0.67
00:51:58.000 So what does this mean?
00:52:00.000 I didn't know they had a president.
00:52:02.000 Turns out they don't.
00:52:03.000 No.
00:52:05.000 Not really.
00:52:06.000 They have a figurehead.
00:52:08.000 And so the Ayatollah, because you have some people on...
00:52:11.000 on X, yeah right here. They're trying to tell you this is going to change everything. So I think
00:52:15.000 this is overlay C6. You have influencers who are saying this death is going to change the world.
00:52:19.000 The world is about to drastically change. No, no, it's not about to drastically change,
00:52:23.000 just to be clear. That's not true. So to give you an idea, before this man died,
00:52:26.000 Hamas was largely funded by Iran.
00:52:31.000 Iran is the biggest funder of terrorism, globally.
00:52:34.000 And you were paying for it.
00:52:36.000 So, for example, the Obama nuclear deal with Iran was $1.7 billion, and then former Vice President Biden unfroze $6 billion in Iranian oil revenue.
00:52:46.000 That money goes directly, or in a lot of ways, goes directly to terrorism.
00:52:50.000 Now, some of that money is still locked in Qatar, one of the other biggest funders of terrorism And Qatar, the single biggest donor to American universities of any foreign entity, not even close.
00:52:59.000 So what happened before the death?
00:53:00.000 Your tax dollars go to fund terrorism.
00:53:02.000 What has happened after the death?
00:53:04.000 Exactly the same thing, because the Ayatollah is still in charge. 0.96
00:53:06.000 It's just going to be more of the same, and everybody was making this point.
00:53:09.000 Like, I understand thinking some foul play, right?
00:53:12.000 Because there's been obviously- It's Iran! 0.88
00:53:14.000 Well, yeah, of course they're thinking foul play, because the incoming president already has new business cards made up.
00:53:20.000 What is this receipt from Vistaprint?
00:53:27.000 Just pay for shipping.
00:53:27.000 Gerald snuck it in there, man!
00:53:35.000 The reason it's so funny is because the new president of Iran is screwed. 0.97
00:53:40.000 Now I'm picturing the new President of Iran. 0.96
00:53:42.000 He's still subscribed to Columbia House Records.
00:53:45.000 The new President of Iran only travels by car.
00:53:48.000 Flying in helicopters.
00:53:50.000 I get thinking maybe there was some foul play, right?
00:53:52.000 It's Iran, but it's also Iran and Israel.
00:53:54.000 Tensions are really high right now.
00:53:55.000 You can think something happened there.
00:53:57.000 But then to rush out and say, like, hey, this is going to be this big freaking deal and the whole world's going to change.
00:54:02.000 It's like, well, no, it's really not.
00:54:03.000 You should just tell people the truth and be like, look, it's going to be more of the
00:54:06.000 same unless the next guy is going to kill the Ayatollah and take over the country. 0.68
00:54:11.000 It's going to be more of the same.
00:54:13.000 Yes.
00:54:14.000 It's whatever the direction is from the Ayatollah.
00:54:15.000 Exactly.
00:54:16.000 And this is the problem with fake news proliferating sensationalism.
00:54:18.000 It's, oh my gosh, World War Three.
00:54:20.000 No, look, you're funding terrorism globally.
00:54:22.000 Did you know that?
00:54:23.000 Comment below.
00:54:24.000 Did you know that you were funding terrorism globally?
00:54:25.000 So when people say we're funding both sides of the war, we're really funding all sides
00:54:28.000 of the war all the time, all sides of global conflict all the time.
00:54:33.000 And the United States foots the bill for everybody more than anyone else in the history of the
00:54:37.000 world.
00:54:38.000 That's the issue, and that is not going to change.
00:54:41.000 Now in all fairness, because of foul play in Iran, President Raisi should have likely seen the warning signs.
00:54:47.000 Yeah.
00:55:02.000 But now I have Monster Mash in my head.
00:55:04.000 Why are all my appointments cancelled?
00:55:10.000 He just looks at his Google Calendar.
00:55:13.000 It's cleared.
00:55:14.000 I can't log into my email.
00:55:17.000 You can't log in.
00:55:21.000 I told you.
00:55:21.000 I don't know.
00:55:22.000 It must be doing a software update.
00:55:22.000 I don't know.
00:55:25.000 I don't know.
00:55:26.000 Call us when you land.
00:55:28.000 **laughter** **laughter**
00:55:32.000 Jihad, man. What's up?
00:55:34.000 **laughter** **laughter** 0.99
00:55:38.000 **laughter** Knock them dead at your speech. 0.77
00:55:42.000 I've heard you will, I've heard you're going to make quite an impact. 1.00
00:55:51.000 Iran sucks! 1.00
00:55:52.000 I don't feel bad. 1.00
00:55:52.000 I don't care. 1.00
00:55:53.000 Murderous thug. 0.99
00:55:54.000 I'm sorry.
00:55:54.000 I don't have a lot of tears for you.
00:55:56.000 That is not to say that Iran has always sucked. 0.98
00:55:57.000 No. 1.00
00:55:58.000 It just sucks today. 0.98
00:55:59.000 Your presidency is going quite well. 0.99
00:55:59.000 Today. 0.99
00:56:02.000 You're on fire.
00:56:06.000 What do you mean? 1.00
00:56:07.000 You're the bomb!
00:56:10.000 They're going to eat it up!
00:56:11.000 That'll make sense in one second!
00:56:13.000 They crashed in the place that has, like, the largest population of wolves in the country.
00:56:18.000 They planned this!
00:56:19.000 They got there flying through the fog.
00:56:20.000 The pilot's like, oh, looks like a bunch of fog.
00:56:24.000 Why is the ground on fire?
00:56:25.000 I think it's smoke!
00:56:27.000 The last words that the president heard was a pilot saying, okay, we are approaching the wolf den.
00:56:34.000 What?
00:56:35.000 Huh?
00:56:36.000 Nothing!
00:56:38.000 Why are you wearing a parachute?
00:56:41.000 People wear parachutes now.
00:56:41.000 It's a style thing.
00:56:43.000 You haven't heard of the new, it's Christian Dior parachute. 0.94
00:56:49.000 So the story's going to dominate the news cycle, but just look, what's really happening is, okay, the president was a douchebag, the Ayatollah is a douchebag, not much will change, but that's not going to stop social media from sensationalizing it, lying to you about it, and that happens whether it is the former vice president On the economy, they will lie to you about this and try and tell you that things are going well. 0.94
00:57:10.000 They will lie to you about the Ayatollah, about the Iranian president, or sea turtles. 0.90
00:57:15.000 It doesn't matter as long as people can make a profit and that's why we do what we do and we appreciate your support because all this is funded by you and we don't need To do that.
00:57:25.000 We can make jokes, but we don't need to present you with fake news as though it's real.
00:57:29.000 I know what some of you are going to say.
00:57:30.000 Hey, I don't believe that that was actually the president.
00:57:33.000 No, you're right.
00:57:34.000 That was a rotoscope photoshop of MASH.
00:57:36.000 Okay?
00:57:37.000 It's not lost on me.
00:57:38.000 Same helicopter though.
00:57:39.000 Same model.
00:57:41.000 Refurbished.
00:57:42.000 Same Korean model. 1.00
00:57:43.000 Lightly used.
00:57:45.000 So we appreciate your support and do consider joining up because especially, it's a sprint for us right now between now and the election.
00:57:51.000 You can go to ladoscreditor.com slash Mug Club or just click that button below.
00:57:54.000 $10 off with the promo code military for Military Appreciation Month.
00:57:58.000 You can click that button right down there.
00:57:59.000 We're going to continue actually right now on Mug Club.
00:58:02.000 I forgot, we haven't played this in, I don't know if we've ever played this.
00:58:05.000 Oh yeah, we have played it one time.
00:58:07.000 That's right.
00:58:08.000 And Gerald's a sneaky, because he knows all the football stuff.
00:58:12.000 Yes.
00:58:14.000 Well, we're going to be playing Sylvester Stallone, or College Football Coach.
00:58:18.000 Which is a lot more fun than it sounds.
00:58:20.000 It is.
00:58:20.000 So if you're watching on Rumble, you click there, boom.
00:58:22.000 Join Mug Club, keep watching with us, we'll take your chat.