Nephilim Death Squad - August 24, 2026


Brohemian Grove Comedy Round Table w⧸ Royce of Revenge of the Cis, Owen Benjamin & Brandon and Perry of Hidden in Plain Sight


Episode Stats


Length

36 minutes

Words per minute

205.38

Word count

7,479

Sentence count

831

Harmful content

Misogyny

51

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Toxicity

410

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Hate speech

213

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Top Lops and Productions
00:00:30.000 uh i don't have the book in front of me mormon no the book of mormon i don't think i can have
00:00:57.900 that i don't know what the rules are okay guys please give a round of applause help me welcome
00:01:04.300 to the stage owen benjamin royce of revenge of the cis top lobster and the boys from hidden in
00:01:10.860 plain sight man i feel like this is gonna be a really hard pivot top lobster.com nephilim
00:01:24.180 Desquad.com on YouTube.
00:01:26.640 Those are my plugs, too. Check that shit out. 0.99
00:01:28.160 We're good. Dude, do you want to bring everybody back to plug 1.00
00:01:30.360 one more time? Yeah, I think everybody should
00:01:32.280 come back on to plug one more time. I don't think they plugged enough.
00:01:34.400 What we're going to do at the end is everybody's going to stand up
00:01:36.360 front that's been up here and we're all going to plug.
00:01:38.580 Guys, where the hell can you be found?
00:01:40.660 Hopefully in the bathroom if anyone has 0.61
00:01:42.160 clean cocaine. Somebody clogged the toilet. 0.56
00:01:44.580 Somebody clogged the toilet. Dude, they clogged it so bad.
00:01:46.420 I know. It's fucked up, dude. 1.00
00:01:48.040 Guys, I don't know who did that, but I don't even know 0.99
00:01:50.080 if I'm going to have to pay for that.
00:01:52.080 I'm not going to blame them. This place has
00:01:53.880 17 bathrooms, they them.
00:01:55.660 This place has 17 bathrooms, and I think
00:01:57.900 15 of them have been clogged.
00:02:00.200 They're all out of order, so the least you can do
00:02:01.920 is drop a giant log in it to pay them back.
00:02:05.380 Owen,
00:02:05.920 where can people find you? Why are you doing this for?
00:02:08.180 Why are you doing this to yourself? 0.61
00:02:10.980 You've got to put it inside your mouth.
00:02:13.200 Like, right here, right now,
00:02:14.300 man, I'm in the moment, bro.
00:02:16.480 We're going to charge some crystals.
00:02:18.220 Let's go.
00:02:19.920 Royce is joining us. Wow.
00:02:21.620 Revenge of the Cis. Look how easy that is. 0.95
00:02:23.520 Gold's gem.
00:02:24.460 That's me, yeah.
00:02:25.500 In the locker room, you know, just staring at dudes.
00:02:30.340 Slamming dancers. 1.00
00:02:31.020 Making sure they're not gay. 1.00
00:02:32.680 Yeah, yeah, totally. 1.00
00:02:33.240 That's it.
00:02:34.040 Sizing them up.
00:02:34.880 Just making sure.
00:02:35.580 Royce has lost half his body weight since the last time he's been on the stage.
00:02:38.680 Most of my humor. 0.99
00:02:40.400 It fucking sucks for you guys. 0.99
00:02:42.080 Is that true? 1.00
00:02:42.880 Do you, do you, so you get more.
00:02:44.220 At least Chris Farley died like a funny fat guy. 1.00
00:02:46.240 You see more of your penis, but. 1.00
00:02:47.920 I definitely see more of my penis. 1.00
00:02:49.380 Less laughs. 1.00
00:02:49.920 But less laughs.
00:02:50.920 Okay.
00:02:51.380 But less laughs. 0.99
00:02:52.020 It was probably because of the penis. 0.99
00:02:53.680 Actually, if I'm thinking about it. 0.99
00:02:55.260 Oh, and you lost a bunch of weight, too.
00:02:58.060 I mean, at my size, you just fluctuate a bit.
00:03:01.540 You were fat?
00:03:02.860 Oh, it's hard to tell from the angle.
00:03:05.480 I don't know. 1.00
00:03:06.320 I mean, I guess I was probably a little fat now that the fucking little Puerto Rican. 1.00
00:03:10.840 Fine. 1.00
00:03:11.420 I'm not a spider monkey.
00:03:13.140 I was nudging.
00:03:13.920 I was letting you know nicely, and you kept on being like, yeah, whatever. 0.99
00:03:18.120 Candle wax and shit. 0.98
00:03:18.940 I was like, no, I'm like, lose. 1.00
00:03:20.600 man is it gay that uh top lobster repeatedly tells me that i'm fat and then i actually do 0.84
00:03:25.720 lose weight i'm concerned is it gay that like no no that's cool that's cool is it no he's helping 0.96
00:03:30.180 yeah you gotta i do appreciate men respond well that women don't like hell yeah the way i mock 0.60
00:03:35.380 men i wouldn't mock a woman that way like man if you call a man fat i'd be like oh okay i gotta
00:03:39.760 lose some weight it was that aren't as into mockery it's all about support and love bullying
00:03:44.080 is how you lose weight bullying is how you lose weight dude that's how i lost weight bullying
00:03:47.880 Dude, of course 1.00
00:03:49.760 You're like, ah, you fucking fat ass 1.00
00:03:51.680 You're like, yeah, yeah 1.00
00:03:52.920 It's how you communicate an uncomfortable truth
00:03:54.960 But you also, guys don't get offended 0.99
00:03:57.460 Like emotional, like women
00:03:58.780 Because we live more real, like in the moment 0.99
00:04:01.360 We're like, yeah, I'm kind of fat, my jeans don't fit 1.00
00:04:03.780 Women's like, you're fat, and you're like, oh, well 1.00
00:04:05.540 Now she hates me for the rest of my life 1.00
00:04:07.520 I call women fat all the time 1.00
00:04:09.200 I don't know what you guys are talking about 0.63
00:04:10.420 My wife won't ever call me fat
00:04:14.380 To the point where I'm like, no
00:04:15.640 You gotta be kind of mean
00:04:17.600 to motivate me and she's like no I love you
00:04:19.540 and I'm like I gotta hang around with some 0.98
00:04:21.660 dudes who like fucking hate me. My wife will never 0.99
00:04:23.600 tell me that I'm fat. Yeah yeah no she's like just super 1.00
00:04:25.780 your wife is not tied to you 1.00
00:04:27.620 financially. I'm like if this guy dies
00:04:29.460 it's gonna be hard to do the show.
00:04:31.680 I don't know if you know this but we are in a relationship where I have this
00:04:33.540 I actually got mad at my wife
00:04:35.580 because I saw an old photo of myself and go why didn't you 0.99
00:04:37.680 fucking tell me something like what's wrong with 0.98
00:04:39.660 you actually? No but once you're married it's like 1.00
00:04:41.360 you want to be a little thick it shows that you like
00:04:43.560 their food. If you're like too ripped
00:04:45.340 it's like you're gay and you don't eat their food. 0.99
00:04:47.440 No, her food was horrible. 1.00
00:04:48.860 I was just fat. 1.00
00:04:49.140 No, my wife's food is so good, dude. 1.00
00:04:51.440 And since it's on the farm, it's so easy to be like, oh, it's all organic butter and shit. 0.99
00:04:55.640 I look like I should have been on a farm. 0.99
00:04:58.160 I was a big, I was 365.
00:05:00.600 You were 365?
00:05:01.980 365.
00:05:02.740 I was a pound for every day of the year.
00:05:04.720 That's crazy. 0.99
00:05:05.540 That's fucking insane. 1.00
00:05:06.400 This stage would not have held you. 1.00
00:05:07.660 You guys look like at least one of you was fat. 0.78
00:05:09.900 Yeah, me. 0.87
00:05:10.540 It was you.
00:05:11.160 I knew it.
00:05:12.060 I knew it.
00:05:12.660 Of course it was you. 1.00
00:05:14.020 Dude, I'm trying to get him to be fat as shit again. 1.00
00:05:15.920 You guys are trying to lose weight. 1.00
00:05:16.800 I'm saying, dude, get fat again.
00:05:17.820 I think it would be cool if you got fat and you did steroids.
00:05:20.320 I'm trying to...
00:05:20.940 Dude, Royce, can you hook me up?
00:05:22.080 Where do I get...
00:05:22.520 Oh, hey, look.
00:05:23.720 Guys, guys, all you got to do is get your hormones tested.
00:05:26.620 And I don't have any plugs for that.
00:05:28.160 Just like, I don't know.
00:05:28.760 Dude, when you were that fat, do you just float in water?
00:05:31.540 Dude, oh, my God. 1.00
00:05:32.580 I was buoyant as shit. 0.99
00:05:34.160 And I'm Cuban, so I'm already super buoyant. 0.99
00:05:37.000 I'm already buoyant.
00:05:38.020 Like, you could just float to Miami. 0.99
00:05:40.300 It was fucking crazy. 0.94
00:05:41.500 Like, I couldn't go to touch the bottom of, like, pools. 0.99
00:05:44.480 Like, you wouldn't drown.
00:05:45.320 Because my body just...
00:05:46.100 No, I wouldn't. 1.00
00:05:46.660 Dude, the mafia puts fucking concrete shoes on you. 1.00
00:05:49.420 Still don't fall. 1.00
00:05:50.400 I was like a racist buoy. 0.99
00:05:53.820 You're like an ice cube. 0.98
00:05:55.360 Yeah, no, seriously, it was really bad.
00:05:57.400 It was very easy to swim,
00:05:59.420 and that's something that else happened when I lost weight to it.
00:06:01.520 I was like, oh, I could sink? 0.99
00:06:02.480 That's fucking wild. 0.99
00:06:03.560 There's a bottom of the pool? 1.00
00:06:04.880 That's crazy.
00:06:05.680 Dude, I now want to have a fat lifeguard. 0.99
00:06:08.380 Dude, a fat lifeguard would be great. 1.00
00:06:10.800 Just some fat fuck. 1.00
00:06:12.000 It's like, hold on. 1.00
00:06:13.080 Just hold on to me.
00:06:14.380 The wind is blowing me the wrong way.
00:06:16.100 Just have a bunch of ropes tied to him.
00:06:17.600 Just hang on to him.
00:06:18.500 Throw Phil in.
00:06:19.600 Yeah, but now that you're skinny, you probably don't want to kill yourself.
00:06:22.900 So, like, drowning.
00:06:24.140 Well, no.
00:06:24.500 Are you sad anymore?
00:06:25.060 Well, hold on.
00:06:26.340 Don't speak for me. 0.98
00:06:27.480 You can be jolly and fat. 0.99
00:06:28.940 You can be jolly fat. 0.98
00:06:29.820 There's a lot.
00:06:30.620 I was happy. 0.95
00:06:31.440 Fat. 0.70
00:06:31.700 Being skinny does not make me not broken in the head. 0.52
00:06:34.180 That's another question. 1.00
00:06:34.880 Santa Claus isn't suicidal except when the elves act like little assholes. 1.00
00:06:38.340 Yeah, I know. 1.00
00:06:38.660 But that's because he's basically a plantation owner for midgets. 1.00
00:06:41.180 So, he's always fucking happy. 1.00
00:06:42.840 He is. 0.98
00:06:43.200 He's having a good time.
00:06:44.000 Santa Claus, dude. 1.00
00:06:45.140 Fucking telling you. 1.00
00:06:46.100 Santa Claus and Randy Newman 1.00
00:06:48.100 are the same guys. They just fucking hate 1.00
00:06:50.040 midgets and put them to fucking work. 1.00
00:06:51.580 Bro, I'm in, man. I don't like little people either. 1.00
00:06:54.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:55.320 Go back to making the fucking toys. 1.00
00:06:57.840 You're fucking tired. You're not doing anything. 1.00
00:06:59.680 Santa's a fucking boomer. 1.00
00:07:01.420 Santa's a, don't eat a $20 burrito. 1.00
00:07:03.400 Be good during the year. Why are you watching me, you old man?
00:07:05.640 You fucking weirdo. 1.00
00:07:08.200 Wow, dude. 1.00
00:07:09.160 The guy's got some magical deer, though, I'll tell you that.
00:07:11.800 Yeah, he does. I wonder how they taste.
00:07:13.980 Probably good, right? Like Charlie Kirk.
00:07:15.700 that's a callback to the previous episode
00:07:19.540 that's good man, comedic callbacks
00:07:21.080 that's not fair
00:07:23.540 you can hit a deer
00:07:24.760 with a rifle like that
00:07:26.420 so it's not the same thing
00:07:28.020 so you guys have been backstage and you've been watching
00:07:30.720 testimonies and we're talking about people getting eaten 0.99
00:07:33.180 and all this dark harrowing shit 0.99
00:07:34.900 and now you're up here just talking about how you were formerly fat 0.99
00:07:37.440 do you feel like, is any part of this jarring
00:07:39.380 is it jarring for the audience
00:07:40.800 is it jarring for you guys
00:07:41.840 I mean you've been hearing this guy sitting here with a Gengar necklace
00:07:44.260 I feel like a fraud
00:07:45.340 Who's got a Gengar? 0.99
00:07:46.500 Hell yeah, dog. 1.00
00:07:47.880 That's dope. 1.00
00:07:48.680 Is it a bedazzled Gengar? 1.00
00:07:50.020 That real Pokemon master shit. 1.00
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00:08:51.860 No, we were listening earlier, and the first thing we heard was your kid go on the live
00:08:55.540 stream talking about Sandy Hook, and we're like, well, this is going to be interesting.
00:08:58.400 We got to take that down.
00:08:59.400 Dude, you tried to shoot me again with a fake gun again.
00:09:01.780 I have to delete that from the YouTube stream. 1.00
00:09:03.860 Somebody's going to call fucking CPS. 0.99
00:09:05.420 It was pretty funny. 0.99
00:09:06.300 It was pretty funny, yeah.
00:09:07.340 I don't know.
00:09:07.440 It was pretty good bit.
00:09:08.220 We made the promo for this, right?
00:09:09.660 And I didn't even realize this.
00:09:10.540 You guys pointed this out.
00:09:11.420 We made the promo for this, and it's like, you know, it's Ed Mabry, and he's talking about, like, I'm just trying to help you get closer to God.
00:09:17.860 And it's all these people that are talking about, like, meaningful things.
00:09:20.320 And all of a sudden, it cuts to the Hidden in Plain Sight guys, and they're like, I think there's probably some upsides to being molested. 0.94
00:09:25.460 And I'm like, I didn't fucking realize that. 0.79
00:09:27.480 Do you know who they are? 0.91
00:09:29.360 You don't know these guys, right?
00:09:30.640 They killed David Wilcox.
00:09:31.280 They're the guys that killed David Wilcox.
00:09:32.780 No joke.
00:09:33.200 What happened? 0.99
00:09:33.800 Thank you for that introduction, Jesus fucking Christ. 0.99
00:09:36.160 Oh, dude, what's going on? 1.00
00:09:37.260 We called him gay a few too many times. 1.00
00:09:38.960 We called him a faggot every week for seven straight years. 1.00
00:09:41.660 Do you know David Wilcox? 1.00
00:09:42.940 I have no idea who David Wilcox is. 1.00
00:09:44.840 Huge forehead, new age guy. 1.00
00:09:46.860 You know him.
00:09:47.380 Said that he was working on zero point technology.
00:09:49.820 Ancient aliens.
00:09:50.480 Yeah, ancient aliens like that.
00:09:51.480 Well, now he's working on zero breath technology.
00:09:54.040 So he's actually dead?
00:09:55.840 Zero point technology.
00:09:56.880 Oh, yeah.
00:09:56.900 He put a shotgun in.
00:09:58.100 Hey, real question. 0.95
00:09:59.060 Was he actually gay?
00:10:00.100 David Wilcox. 0.98
00:10:01.220 Closeted.
00:10:01.840 Dude, he looks like, have you ever seen that movie Mask?
00:10:04.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:05.180 He's terrifying looking.
00:10:06.540 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:10:07.120 I'm not trying to be mean.
00:10:07.920 I have no idea who this is.
00:10:08.840 but he had that long hair.
00:10:10.220 He is awesome.
00:10:11.160 He rules.
00:10:11.820 Was.
00:10:12.320 Was.
00:10:12.560 Was.
00:10:13.240 Are you guys doing a bit on me right now?
00:10:15.360 No, no, no.
00:10:16.520 So there's a guy that is named David Wilcox,
00:10:19.060 and you guys called him gay, 1.00
00:10:20.260 and he fucking killed himself? 1.00
00:10:21.280 It's actually Wilcock. 1.00
00:10:22.240 It's not even with an X.
00:10:23.140 Just one guy. 0.99
00:10:23.700 Oh, is it just a cox bit?
00:10:24.640 It's a singular cox.
00:10:25.740 No, no, that was his name, unfortunately.
00:10:27.280 Like, his name's Wilcox?
00:10:28.840 Wilcox.
00:10:29.280 And he was a guy.
00:10:30.860 It's like Will Balls?
00:10:32.340 Yeah, exactly.
00:10:33.500 But we did find out he didn't like being called gay.
00:10:36.600 No.
00:10:36.720 Why?
00:10:37.280 You didn't think it was funny?
00:10:38.360 how did he do it
00:10:41.000 was it stuff that had nothing to do with you guys
00:10:43.460 I feel like you guys are almost doing a weird brag right now
00:10:46.760 it is a little bit of a brag
00:10:47.940 the bit isn't funny enough for that
00:10:50.100 I don't mean to brag but we're also
00:10:51.540 this is like the CIA guy coming out
00:10:55.860 going like I'm not going to brag but I killed Charlie Kirk
00:10:57.860 I'm the guy
00:10:59.200 that's a bit of a brag 1.00
00:11:00.080 so your gay joke was good enough 1.00
00:11:02.860 where someone fucking killed himself 1.00
00:11:04.360 I don't think it was a single joke 0.99
00:11:05.880 it was the quantity of the joke
00:11:07.980 Just from you guys, or was there other things happening? 0.99
00:11:10.100 Well, I think we were the primary faggot callers. 1.00
00:11:13.020 But no offense, but he could just call you guys gay. 1.00
00:11:15.920 We tried. 0.55
00:11:16.680 We never did. 1.00
00:11:17.800 We could call you a fat, gay fuck. 1.00
00:11:20.180 He was too admirable. 1.00
00:11:21.580 They get it.
00:11:22.140 They get it.
00:11:22.840 Oh, so they're like funny? 0.98
00:11:23.940 They'll call him gay, and then maybe he'll do better. 1.00
00:11:26.840 Right, right, right. 1.00
00:11:27.920 Oh, he wouldn't hit it back.
00:11:29.540 That's exactly what they were doing.
00:11:31.040 They were pointing at this dude and all the things that were a problem for him.
00:11:34.000 And those problems ultimately led to him killing himself.
00:11:37.220 They're making fun of him and they're saying
00:11:39.200 Hey, this is what's going on, man
00:11:40.720 All these people around you are bad guys 1.00
00:11:42.560 They're taking advantage of you, you're kind of gay 0.99
00:11:44.380 And he wasn't, he was just taking it all 0.97
00:11:46.380 Is he actually a gay guy? 0.98
00:11:48.260 He's dead, Owen 0.62
00:11:49.180 He can't do anything in his defense 1.00
00:11:51.400 He seems gay to me 1.00
00:11:53.340 I'm sorry, question hasn't been asked
00:11:55.240 How did he do it?
00:11:56.840 Was it gay?
00:11:57.640 He was doing a police standoff 0.82
00:11:59.180 He actually called the cops
00:12:00.560 I don't understand if you're going to off yourself
00:12:05.480 Why you got to make it somebody else's
00:12:07.160 problem. That's exactly why you just
00:12:09.260 answered your own question. Well, so here's my
00:12:11.260 theory. He lived in the middle of nowhere in Colorado
00:12:13.420 and I think he was concerned no one
00:12:15.240 would find his body for a while. Right, except
00:12:17.200 for the animals. So he got
00:12:19.280 in his empty... That's a weird 0.97
00:12:21.000 narcissism after killing yourself. 0.97
00:12:23.080 I want to look pretty. Yeah, so he got in his 0.97
00:12:25.240 empty jacuzzi, called 911
00:12:26.800 and then... Shot himself in front of
00:12:29.300 a young police officer.
00:12:30.680 And then unfortunately... It was very funny.
00:12:32.740 That's super sad. Yeah, we...
00:12:34.720 It's not great. It's pretty bad. Yeah, it was pretty
00:12:36.740 bad for us. Why'd you guys do
00:12:38.660 that? 1.00
00:12:40.180 Now I don't even want to do gay jokes 1.00
00:12:42.700 anymore. This is like rattling me. 1.00
00:12:44.500 We booked them for Bohemian Grove
00:12:46.760 and then this happened and
00:12:48.400 they called me and they're like, I understand
00:12:50.860 if you don't want us to
00:12:52.640 come anymore. How recent is
00:12:54.700 this? 420.
00:12:56.380 420. Of this year?
00:12:58.060 It wasn't that long ago. 0.91
00:13:00.180 On Hitler's birthday? 0.73
00:13:02.680 Has he no decency? 0.90
00:13:04.740 Come on, man. Out of all the time.
00:13:06.740 Tyler's birthday. 0.99
00:13:08.080 Holy shit, man. 1.00
00:13:09.280 Stealing his spotlight again. 1.00
00:13:10.560 I couldn't even smoke weed for fun on 420, and that was just in remembrance.
00:13:13.700 What I will say is they were actually sad.
00:13:16.100 They were sad.
00:13:17.060 Dude, it's not your fault, bro.
00:13:18.120 Too late.
00:13:19.300 Tell that to everyone on Reddit.
00:13:19.700 Look at Owen Goodwill hunting him.
00:13:21.060 It's not your fault, dude.
00:13:22.040 It's not your fault.
00:13:22.160 It's true.
00:13:22.560 Tell that to everybody on Reddit.
00:13:24.040 Yeah, there's a whole Reddit thread. 1.00
00:13:25.220 The ones on Reddit's a faggot. 1.00
00:13:26.700 That doesn't count. 1.00
00:13:27.560 You can't say that. 0.99
00:13:28.240 Dude, you were trying to help the guy not be gay. 1.00
00:13:30.240 It's gay to kill yourself. 1.00
00:13:31.540 It's really gay. 1.00
00:13:32.760 Do you think he knew that? 1.00
00:13:33.680 Well, joke's on us.
00:13:34.800 He did get the last laugh.
00:13:35.920 He really got one over on us.
00:13:37.600 He got the last word.
00:13:38.060 It's not your fault, man.
00:13:39.100 It's cool. 1.00
00:13:40.080 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:13:41.080 That went dark. 1.00
00:13:42.020 It turned dark.
00:13:42.600 It got pretty brutal.
00:13:43.580 I didn't think about how that was going to go.
00:13:45.280 No, it's all good.
00:13:46.200 I mean, it's just interesting.
00:13:47.120 It's an interesting story.
00:13:48.660 Yeah.
00:13:49.020 But that's not on them at all.
00:13:50.700 I mean, I've called plenty of people gay, and they haven't killed themselves. 1.00
00:13:53.040 Because that's the scariest thing to do.
00:13:54.320 Not yet.
00:13:54.660 That's true. 1.00
00:13:55.080 It's literally the gay. 1.00
00:13:56.280 It's gayer than banging a guy. 1.00
00:13:58.980 Killing yourself is gayer than sucking a dick in front of your parents. 1.00
00:14:02.280 Like, that's how gay it is. 1.00
00:14:03.480 It literally is gayer. 1.00
00:14:04.480 It is. 1.00
00:14:04.860 No, it is gay. 1.00
00:14:05.560 It's like I give up completely. 1.00
00:14:06.920 No, it's like you're murdering someone that people love.
00:14:10.180 Yeah, and it's super selfish.
00:14:12.880 And like I said, doing it by cop is even worse.
00:14:16.240 Like I said, making it somebody else's problem.
00:14:18.120 Like, just do it in a trash can if you're going to do it.
00:14:20.360 Like, don't make it everybody else's problem.
00:14:21.700 Do it in a trash can.
00:14:22.820 It's cleaner. 0.92
00:14:23.880 Don't kill yourself, obviously. 0.55
00:14:25.220 You're in shucking corn, dude.
00:14:25.740 What I'm saying is you really want to maximize sadness.
00:14:28.400 Like, that's selfish.
00:14:29.460 This is an uplifting show. 0.98
00:14:30.320 Dude, suicide is very selfish.
00:14:31.720 It is. 1.00
00:14:32.080 Look, the moral of the story is it's really fun to call people gay. 1.00
00:14:35.180 Just if you get too good at it, be careful. 1.00
00:14:38.620 They did get pretty good at it. 1.00
00:14:40.000 That's some high-level shit, man. 1.00
00:14:41.980 It can go south. 1.00
00:14:42.960 This guy made all of L.A. gay. 1.00
00:14:45.120 That is true. 0.94
00:14:47.080 He did make all of L.A. gay. 0.90
00:14:48.020 Dude, I did love Gay Town.
00:14:48.800 With great power comes great. 1.00
00:14:50.320 Some shit about Spider-Man. 1.00
00:14:51.440 Gay Town was ahead of the curve, man. 1.00
00:14:53.300 I made a lot of people gay. 0.99
00:14:54.520 David Wilcox would have loved Gay Town. 1.00
00:14:57.000 God rest his soul.
00:14:58.540 Rest in peace.
00:14:59.300 What else do we have to talk about here?
00:15:00.680 We have absolutely nothing to talk about. 0.98
00:15:02.160 I'm fucking tired. 0.98
00:15:02.940 You lead something. 0.99
00:15:03.800 I don't want to lead it.
00:15:04.480 No, this is your idea.
00:15:05.400 Oh, wait.
00:15:05.900 No, wait.
00:15:06.140 Hold on.
00:15:06.400 Hold on.
00:15:06.900 Now Chatterbox doesn't want to talk?
00:15:09.040 Oh, this guy?
00:15:09.840 No, this guy doesn't want to talk?
00:15:11.420 Royce, do you have anything to start plugging?
00:15:12.960 Why don't we just get there? 1.00
00:15:13.500 Dude, can you show me some gay jokes? 1.00
00:15:15.980 I want to see how good your gay jokes are. 0.69
00:15:17.540 What are some of the things that top of the list bangers? 0.98
00:15:19.640 Let's say you're going to call me gay. 0.99
00:15:20.720 Do a gay joke to me. 0.96
00:15:22.240 Well, this is a hard one to do, but we built an entire soundboard where we would cut out 0.99
00:15:27.440 him saying gay things.
00:15:28.920 And one of them was, I'm going to sit on it for four minutes until I start crying. 1.00
00:15:34.660 That's just clearly funny.
00:15:36.320 Yeah, it's great.
00:15:37.820 That's a funny bit.
00:15:38.960 It's funny.
00:15:40.580 Yeah, no, there was another one where it was, I've got all this white mess on my face. 0.89
00:15:44.100 That was a good one. 0.90
00:15:45.680 Oh, dude, that's totally just funny.
00:15:47.080 I'm getting pounded so hard.
00:15:48.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:48.980 Banana sandwich.
00:15:50.600 Oh, no, not the banana sandwich.
00:15:52.080 This was his big story.
00:15:53.500 He believed in a parallel dream life.
00:15:56.320 He had been sent to his, what was it, his elementary school?
00:15:59.860 So the Illuminati kidnapped him when he was in his bed.
00:16:03.120 Oh, dude, it had nothing to do with you guys.
00:16:06.360 Thank you.
00:16:07.080 I don't know how you got plenty of those. 0.93
00:16:08.540 Your gay jokes were not a factor in any of this. 0.90
00:16:11.040 Hear them out, Owen. 0.96
00:16:12.240 Hear them out.
00:16:13.160 I appreciate that.
00:16:13.840 Let them cook.
00:16:14.520 Let them cook. 1.00
00:16:14.940 Let's cook away.
00:16:16.280 So the Illuminati, they took him to his high school auditorium.
00:16:19.700 Right. 0.99
00:16:20.020 They raped him, of course. 1.00
00:16:21.500 Of course. 1.00
00:16:21.600 And then they turned him.
00:16:23.160 Of course.
00:16:23.340 They did two very uncouth things, which is they forced the rape victim to make them a sandwich,
00:16:28.320 and then they turned the rape victim into a sentient banana sandwich. 0.99
00:16:32.760 That they then raped again. 0.90
00:16:35.520 So he claimed that's a true story? 0.80
00:16:37.760 Yes.
00:16:38.540 There is a much easier way to say you were molested by your uncle than that. 0.74
00:16:43.220 That's a long road to say your uncle diddled you. 0.99
00:16:46.360 He did have rape pajamas. 0.99
00:16:48.340 These pajamas he would pull out from time to time.
00:16:50.960 He kept them in a CSI crime bag.
00:16:53.340 Yeah, they were forensic evidence.
00:16:54.980 You really missed out on a gold line.
00:16:57.720 He pulled him out.
00:16:58.220 Oh, yeah.
00:16:58.680 It's the worst episode of Law and Order I've ever heard of.
00:17:01.260 It was like, was it a football depiction?
00:17:03.520 Yeah, it had a football.
00:17:04.420 So it started as his special pajamas.
00:17:06.820 He did an interview with Carrie Cassidy of Project Camelot in 2007,
00:17:10.080 and he showed those pajamas.
00:17:11.980 He was like, these are super special.
00:17:13.380 That's why I met the aliens.
00:17:14.300 Is this a reputable news Carrie Cassidy? 1.00
00:17:15.940 No, Carrie Cassidy's the craziest bitch in the world. 1.00
00:17:18.320 She's fucking nuts. 1.00
00:17:19.340 She's fucking retarded, dude. 1.00
00:17:19.660 She's so dumb. 1.00
00:17:20.600 No, she's insane. 1.00
00:17:22.440 But then like four years ago, he pulls out the pajamas again. 0.99
00:17:25.700 He goes, these are the pajamas I was wearing when they raped me. 0.98
00:17:28.940 Did they have a butt flap? 0.98
00:17:30.880 Did they have a butt flap?
00:17:32.160 Was he Mormon? 0.87
00:17:33.240 No, no. 1.00
00:17:34.340 Isn't that what they do?
00:17:35.360 He's not one of mine.
00:17:36.300 Let's not go there.
00:17:37.600 Let's not go there.
00:17:39.280 Some things are...
00:17:40.460 Is this in the same instance as the banana sandwich?
00:17:42.920 So he's in the pajamas?
00:17:43.720 No, no. 0.98
00:17:44.180 He was raped like five or six times. 0.93
00:17:45.740 Yeah, it happened a lot. 0.91
00:17:46.780 It was repeated.
00:17:47.180 He was an easy target.
00:17:49.180 But he pulls out the pajamas.
00:17:49.880 At that point, there's some consent happening.
00:17:53.380 You've got to go five or six rapes.
00:17:55.360 What was he wearing?
00:17:56.920 Pajamas.
00:17:57.480 Pajamas.
00:17:58.400 Not just pajamas.
00:17:59.640 The same pajamas.
00:18:00.180 The same guys.
00:18:01.120 He's like, don't do it again.
00:18:03.200 He's going back.
00:18:03.940 And he's backing up towards them. 1.00
00:18:05.540 Presenting his ass. 1.00
00:18:06.200 He's like, no, I'm just here for the sandwich. 1.00
00:18:08.180 It's going to be great for the live stream. 1.00
00:18:09.820 Dude, I would just, yeah, no one's believing that shit. 0.99
00:18:12.600 I'm with Owen, guys. 1.00
00:18:14.000 This is absolutely not your fault. 1.00
00:18:15.740 This guy sounds fucking crazy. 1.00
00:18:17.060 It's like saying you're just trying cocaine for five years. 1.00
00:18:19.880 He ruled.
00:18:21.800 It's like, no, you're doing coke.
00:18:23.400 Guys, I'm microdosing meth.
00:18:25.200 It's fine.
00:18:25.760 You're addicted to meth.
00:18:27.020 But now he lives on forever in our soundboard,
00:18:29.180 and he'll never die.
00:18:30.020 You guys still play that?
00:18:31.280 Yeah.
00:18:31.560 David Wilbot's going to live forever.
00:18:34.740 You have any fear about his spirit coming upon you?
00:18:37.260 Yeah, dude, that's the thunder.
00:18:38.420 Did you not hear that?
00:18:39.060 Yeah, I heard that.
00:18:39.740 I heard that.
00:18:40.440 Anytime the wind would get really, like,
00:18:43.260 not even really windy, if it got kind of windy,
00:18:45.300 he'd freak out and, like, cancel live streams.
00:18:47.020 He said the Jews sent it.
00:18:48.280 Yeah, the Jews would send the wind.
00:18:49.200 Oh, bass. 1.00
00:18:49.720 Yeah, they're controlling the weather. 1.00
00:18:51.520 He'd do it in a gay way, though. 0.97
00:18:53.280 He'd start crying about the wind. 0.96
00:18:55.460 And then he'd cancel the live stream.
00:18:57.820 And eventually his live streams, and it would just be an hour
00:18:59.800 of what the wind was like that day.
00:19:01.580 He really fell apart.
00:19:03.060 He never took personal accountability for anything.
00:19:05.140 No, of course not.
00:19:07.060 You zeroed in on the type.
00:19:08.920 I'm looking at the baseline of who he is. 0.99
00:19:11.380 Illuminati rape. 0.99
00:19:12.240 Everything's a rape. Everything's a fucking thing. 1.00
00:19:14.480 He was a crazy gay guy. 1.00
00:19:15.840 He was talented, though. 1.00
00:19:18.160 He was so funny.
00:19:19.460 He was so funny.
00:19:20.820 He was on Ancient Aliens.
00:19:21.680 It would be funny if he was just really good at making sandwiches.
00:19:24.940 Banana sandwiches.
00:19:25.720 Well, yeah, he did all these characters. 1.00
00:19:26.840 And fucking them. 1.00
00:19:27.260 He did all these characters. 1.00
00:19:28.460 He had Tranma, which was a trans grandma.
00:19:31.360 But all of his characters were basically just a New York accent, which was really funny.
00:19:35.360 He had five characters with the same voice.
00:19:37.380 Yeah, he just, this is Tranma, you trans grandma.
00:19:40.480 But he had a huge following.
00:19:41.880 People loved him.
00:19:42.440 He was massive.
00:19:43.420 He had like 500,000 on YouTube.
00:19:45.160 He was on Ancient Aliens.
00:19:46.220 During QAnon, he would get 30,000, 40,000.
00:19:48.800 He made an awesome documentary, dude.
00:19:50.600 Above Top Secret or whatever he is.
00:19:52.560 Above Majestic.
00:19:52.960 Above Majestic.
00:19:53.540 Above Majestic.
00:19:54.640 It's like...
00:19:55.340 Rohimi and Grove is turning into a eulogy for David Wilcock right now.
00:19:58.480 That's what it was always going to be.
00:19:59.180 I would have it no other way. 0.99
00:20:00.200 We put together all this shit to talk about... 1.00
00:20:01.980 Fuck yeah, we did, dude. 1.00
00:20:02.760 Okay, fine. 1.00
00:20:03.400 Absolutely.
00:20:04.040 Above Majestic is like in the center of conspiracy. 1.00
00:20:06.800 It informs all the QAnon shit. 1.00
00:20:08.340 Look, this is what he would have wanted. 0.99
00:20:09.680 This is what he would have wanted. 1.00
00:20:10.500 And since it's Puerto Ricans, you could just call it Banana Men. 1.00
00:20:14.680 It's true. 1.00
00:20:17.180 He did rule.
00:20:18.260 Ancient Aliens is a great show
00:20:20.180 You would have liked him
00:20:21.700 I don't like Ancient Aliens
00:20:23.360 It's always the same
00:20:26.240 What if I told you sneaky thing
00:20:28.500 It's like what if I told you
00:20:30.620 I'm like are you telling me or not 1.00
00:20:31.800 I know the fucking trick 0.99
00:20:32.800 That's a good point 1.00
00:20:34.540 Why are you being sly about it 1.00
00:20:36.560 It's bullshit 1.00
00:20:39.000 It's a sneaky trick 1.00
00:20:39.940 So what did it happen
00:20:42.680 I'll never tell 0.99
00:20:43.940 Just fucking tell me man 0.99
00:20:45.080 It's one foot out the door all the time 1.00
00:20:48.100 What if I told you?
00:20:49.580 Well, because they need an escape plan for when something changes.
00:20:51.800 Some must be wrong.
00:20:52.680 Well, I didn't know.
00:20:54.080 New information. 1.00
00:20:54.880 Dude, it's loophole bullshit. 0.99
00:20:56.080 I have no time for it. 1.00
00:20:56.800 I watched eight hours of that shit at a clip. 0.99
00:20:58.960 Like, it's season six. 1.00
00:21:00.140 You can tell when they get money because they start wearing, like, Rolexes and really nice watches.
00:21:04.140 Their suits are, like, they get way nicer at about season six.
00:21:07.320 It's incredible.
00:21:08.160 I mean, it's terrible now.
00:21:09.000 I mean, that thing was a money-making machine.
00:21:10.440 How many seasons of ancient aliens are there?
00:21:12.400 They're still going.
00:21:13.840 Well, they're still digging on Oak Island. 0.99
00:21:15.300 There's fucking nothing there. 0.98
00:21:16.220 There's been anything there for 20 years. 0.99
00:21:18.620 I love that.
00:21:19.500 What's your take?
00:21:20.240 You and Royce, I'm curious.
00:21:21.540 What is your take on aliens, the phenomenon?
00:21:25.100 Are they demons?
00:21:26.340 What are you thinking about this whole thing?
00:21:29.040 You guys haven't even spoken about aliens.
00:21:30.700 Aliens are kind of like one of the early conspiracy theories that most people get into.
00:21:37.080 If you think about it, it's one of the earliest ones because it's so in your face.
00:21:40.160 The moment the government was like, guys, you were right.
00:21:43.980 There's aliens. 1.00
00:21:44.520 I'm like, okay, fuck. 1.00
00:21:45.480 Now there's not aliens. 1.00
00:21:46.300 They're demons, right? 0.95
00:21:47.420 They're interdimensional demons.
00:21:49.140 Oh, okay.
00:21:50.120 So I thought it was going to be E.T. 1.00
00:21:51.880 Are you going to turn me into sandwiches and rape me? 1.00
00:21:53.600 Let me guess, yeah. 1.00
00:21:54.580 Oh, that's cool.
00:21:55.660 They're spaceships.
00:21:56.340 They're flying around like demons to me, but okay, that's cool.
00:21:59.480 That's great.
00:22:00.260 Oh, there's a moon base?
00:22:01.460 Cool.
00:22:01.700 We didn't see that when we went there, though, right?
00:22:03.440 No?
00:22:03.980 That's weird.
00:22:04.780 Kind of feel like they've been there a while.
00:22:05.800 Did they just move in?
00:22:06.700 Are they squatting on the moon?
00:22:08.060 Are we going to do something about it? 0.98
00:22:09.600 No, because they're demons. 0.71
00:22:11.320 So whatever.
00:22:12.240 That's where I'm at.
00:22:13.300 Amen.
00:22:13.520 But I'm pretty normie with it.
00:22:16.220 That's something I never hear Owen talk about, is aliens.
00:22:19.120 Yeah, I mean, because I get called a racist a lot.
00:22:23.340 No, no, not those aliens.
00:22:24.680 Not those.
00:22:25.480 Oh, really?
00:22:25.920 Well, they're very buoyant, and they seem to float in a lot.
00:22:27.980 That's me.
00:22:28.680 That's me. 1.00
00:22:30.060 Those aliens are a real problem.
00:22:31.760 I always thought it was a liability shield when any tech would be, like,
00:22:34.920 someone would find tech, and it would be the liability shield that it's aliens,
00:22:38.840 when it was just some tech that someone found. 0.94
00:22:40.440 Or when the programs take people, turn them into sandwiches, and rape them, 0.97
00:22:43.900 they could always say it was aliens. 0.99
00:22:45.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:46.620 And I think that image of the light and the floating up, 0.99
00:22:49.620 it's kind of like a baby with a fucking hospital. 0.98
00:22:52.620 It just looks a lot like it might be a memory from when you're born or something. 0.99
00:22:55.500 Oh, that's interesting. 0.99
00:22:56.600 Yeah, and then it's always like the guys are always about anal probing, 0.98
00:22:59.980 and I'm just like, nah. 0.98
00:23:01.680 Yeah, didn't that happen to you? 1.00
00:23:02.460 There's no way an alien is like, you've got to get in your ass. 1.00
00:23:04.560 Yeah, and I ask myself, at what point do you have enough data? 1.00
00:23:06.500 Well, at what point is it fun, right?
00:23:07.940 Oh, no, I think we crossed that line, and it is fun now,
00:23:10.360 and they don't really want anything, you know, there's nothing to learn from me. 0.85
00:23:13.100 You think they abducted too many gay guys and they were enjoying it too much?
00:23:16.020 The aliens are like, this isn't cool anymore. 0.86
00:23:17.100 I think part of it, they like it.
00:23:18.460 Yeah, they like it when they push back.
00:23:19.920 Yeah, they'll throw it back on them.
00:23:22.160 Yeah, you're right.
00:23:23.720 When they throw it back on them. 1.00
00:23:25.500 When they're probing some gay hillbilly and he starts making yummy noises, 1.00
00:23:32.300 he's like, bro, bro, now, pause, pause. 1.00
00:23:34.800 We're not doing this.
00:23:35.640 I don't think you're responsible for whatever noises you make when you're under.
00:23:38.480 When they put you under anesthesia.
00:23:40.060 Hey, whatever you got to tell yourself, man, it's fine. 1.00
00:23:42.620 I'm just saying, dude, did you know that when gay dudes get put under an anesthesia, 0.94
00:23:47.160 routine surgery, whatever, dental, when they come out, they're not doing the gay voice. 0.94
00:23:51.700 Is that what they told you? 0.97
00:23:52.680 Oh, no, yeah.
00:23:53.680 I was telling these guys, too.
00:23:55.160 It's weird that you talk like this now. 1.00
00:23:56.600 No, I knew a flaming Dominican dude in college. 1.00
00:23:59.060 When we talked to his dad, he was totally normal on the phone. 1.00
00:24:01.360 It was like the craziest thing I ever saw. 1.00
00:24:04.420 They're Hispanic. 1.00
00:24:05.320 I can tell you this. 0.70
00:24:05.940 It is still this weird shame that it's in them because they know that it's shameful to their family.
00:24:10.500 So that's why.
00:24:11.200 I've seen that, too.
00:24:12.080 they go from like
00:24:13.960 yes guys
00:24:15.320 hey poppy how are you
00:24:17.820 I'm doing great 0.99
00:24:18.660 it's an actual shame 1.00
00:24:20.940 what do you think the gay voice is 0.99
00:24:22.480 why is it universal that it sounds snake like 1.00
00:24:25.640 I think the gay voice 1.00
00:24:28.060 is just 1.00
00:24:28.800 men trying to sound more feminine 1.00
00:24:31.500 it's just a feminine voice 1.00
00:24:33.560 but I don't even know any women that are like 1.00
00:24:35.220 well no that's why 1.00
00:24:37.400 it's exactly why drag queens 1.00
00:24:39.940 don't actually sound like women 1.00
00:24:41.140 We did. 0.98
00:24:43.240 We watched a documentary.
00:24:44.340 We watched a documentary the other day on our Patreon. 1.00
00:24:46.340 Those asses are fucking snakes. 1.00
00:24:48.280 We watched about the Gay Indian Marriage Bureau, 1.00
00:24:50.800 and there was a gay Indian guy doing the voice,
00:24:53.220 which I'd never heard before. 1.00
00:24:54.100 It's like, oh, bloody bass. 0.74
00:24:55.660 He's like, oh, my God, papi. 1.00
00:24:57.960 Like, what do you want to do?
00:24:59.200 Do you want to come back with me?
00:25:00.300 And I was like, oh, I didn't even know you could do that in Indian. 1.00
00:25:01.940 They're combining asses. 1.00
00:25:02.480 They do the asses, though. 1.00
00:25:03.520 Do they have asses in their language? 1.00
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00:26:06.080 They don't have toilet paper, but yeah. 1.00
00:26:10.000 Oh, it'd be so gross being a gay Indian guy. 1.00
00:26:13.340 Holy shit. 1.00
00:26:14.280 Think about being a gay Indian guy. 1.00
00:26:16.360 Think about it. 1.00
00:26:17.380 All their Indian gods have all these hands, 0.98
00:26:20.600 and they don't use any of them to wipe, 1.00
00:26:21.980 and that's fucked up. 0.99
00:26:23.400 That is actually fucked up. 1.00
00:26:24.720 I seriously might puke from this conversation. 0.99
00:26:26.680 It's called Vishpoo.
00:26:27.760 I'm sorry that we're doing this to you.
00:26:30.100 It's very slick, though.
00:26:31.360 Easy in and out, right?
00:26:33.180 It's pre-oiled.
00:26:35.860 Dude.
00:26:36.220 How about that Bible, right, Tom? 0.96
00:26:42.400 I'm going to say a racial sort of the 7-Eleven guy now, thanks to you. 0.97
00:26:45.600 I hope you're happy.
00:26:46.380 This show fluctuates wildly. 1.00
00:26:49.200 They do do that shit, man. 1.00
00:26:51.280 They're into shit. 1.00
00:26:53.020 Yeah, no. 1.00
00:26:54.400 Their rivers are filled with it, so, I mean, you know, gay stuff is probably a low bar. 1.00
00:26:58.300 Bro, they have a holiday where they literally roll around in cow shit. 1.00
00:27:01.560 Oh, my God, and they throw it at each other. 1.00
00:27:02.800 And then if you call them out.
00:27:03.640 No, for real.
00:27:04.000 I know I've seen it.
00:27:04.860 I've seen it.
00:27:05.520 I have seen the documentary. 1.00
00:27:07.820 They save this shit throughout the year in this town. 1.00
00:27:10.200 They hoard their shit for this festival. 1.00
00:27:12.740 And then other Indians get mad when Americans go cover it. 1.00
00:27:15.700 Because it's like, but you guys are doing it. 1.00
00:27:17.020 You're the one having the shit festival. 1.00
00:27:18.540 I don't know what to tell you. 1.00
00:27:19.360 Dude, they burned their widows until 1985.
00:27:22.100 Yeah.
00:27:22.860 Okay, so they did some cool things.
00:27:24.280 But other than that. 1.00
00:27:25.940 Listen, call me a feminist. 1.00
00:27:27.940 But that's fucking nuts. 1.00
00:27:29.640 I hear you, but one less Indian. 1.00
00:27:31.880 Amen, brother. 1.00
00:27:32.540 Okay, all right.
00:27:33.420 I got a question for you.
00:27:35.980 I got a question for you.
00:27:38.220 Would you rather send back 1.00
00:27:39.800 all the illegal Mexicans 1.00
00:27:41.500 or all legal Indians? 0.94
00:27:43.980 I have not met one person
00:27:46.460 that has not said Indians. 1.00
00:27:47.940 What's annoying about Mexicans is lowering wages 1.00
00:27:50.120 and shit, but they're not as like... 1.00
00:27:51.680 They like shit in toilets and everything. 1.00
00:27:53.340 Well, they go to church. They're family people. 1.00
00:27:55.480 I've never been disgusted by Mexicans.
00:27:58.020 That's a good point. 1.00
00:27:58.580 But they do lower the wages, though.
00:28:00.820 Of course. I'm not saying that...
00:28:02.320 not look this isn't one of those things where i'm like oh we should like mexican shirts but i'm
00:28:05.260 saying if you had a you you had a button right now and they get you can't get all of them but 0.90
00:28:10.060 fuck though there's a lot of motels that would just be vacant though there would there wouldn't 0.98
00:28:14.760 you know who would take them over the mexicans maybe they they know how to do motels yo no they 0.99
00:28:19.960 own all of the smoke shop industry of like of uh of hotels like independent hotels are owned by 0.99
00:28:25.460 indians for yeah like they bring their family in what would happen to the motels i don't i don't 0.98
00:28:31.080 know some other swarthy group will take over i'm sure there's plenty of swarthy people and i mean 0.96
00:28:36.100 they'll probably run them better than indians you know indians go to those but they don't even know 1.00
00:28:40.000 how to clean toilets because they don't use them so like you know think about that you know that's 1.00
00:28:43.040 a very good point yeah you know why is the hand washing thing about yeah it's a lot it's too much
00:28:48.560 really no i was saying before like i'm not in the 90s or think about the 90s and 2000s like 1.00
00:28:53.000 we didn't want like obviously nobody wanted the wages being lowered and illegal mexicans here but 1.00
00:28:57.640 we always had this weird, quiet understanding. 1.00
00:28:59.840 We're like, okay, but you guys, you know, you guys are
00:29:01.620 going to work every day and you're family
00:29:03.520 people, and then it's like, hey, let's let Somalis
00:29:05.760 in. Fuck it, it's the same thing, right? 1.00
00:29:07.740 Let's let Haitians in. Let's send voodoo 1.00
00:29:09.500 priests in with chicken bones. That's fine. 1.00
00:29:11.520 They're eating cats. No, they're not. They literally
00:29:13.600 have festivals where they eat cats. You're going to tell
00:29:15.600 me they're not eating them in Detroit. Have you seen what the Jews 1.00
00:29:17.480 do with the fucking chickens? Oh, 1.00
00:29:19.580 boy, have I seen what they do with them.
00:29:21.600 Dude, they literally go, they say they
00:29:23.560 put the sin in the chicken, like, you're the 0.82
00:29:25.580 went and jerked off to that Jay-Z Benny magazine. 0.94
00:29:27.920 Yes. 0.99
00:29:28.680 No, I swear to God. 1.00
00:29:29.400 And then they swirl it around their fucking heads 1.00
00:29:31.760 and they're just bashing the chicken to death. 1.00
00:29:35.480 And then they're like, 0.97
00:29:36.300 we won't even eat it because it's filled with my... 1.00
00:29:38.360 They send it to Popeyes and make black people eat it. 1.00
00:29:40.660 It's fucking crazy. 1.00
00:29:41.560 No, literally. 0.99
00:29:42.160 Not many people know that the Popeyes chicken 0.95
00:29:44.260 is just Jewish sin chicken. 1.00
00:29:45.940 Oh, it's too cool for all of you. 1.00
00:29:48.080 Dude, dude, voodoo... 1.00
00:29:49.040 The Tuesday special is two for one. 0.98
00:29:50.520 If you go to the Popeyes, you get a breast and a thigh. 1.00
00:29:52.220 Literally, like, voodoo guys are like, 1.00
00:29:54.380 what the fuck? 1.00
00:29:55.580 Yeah, seriously, a black guy eats, and he's like, I want to nag my mother for some reason. 1.00
00:29:59.780 What's happening? 1.00
00:30:01.660 Apparently, I started the Federal Reserve.
00:30:04.840 I'm disappointing my dad, and I haven't even met him. 0.99
00:30:07.600 That explains the black Hebrew-Israeli thing for real. 0.98
00:30:10.460 No, but it's such a dick move to blame everything on a chicken. 1.00
00:30:13.840 But, dude, the problem is, especially with the Orthodox, is they have so many cheat codes. 1.00
00:30:18.300 It's so crazy to play life with a game genie. 1.00
00:30:20.460 Like, how do you do that where you could just go, yeah, no, but, you know, if God's not looking.
00:30:25.340 Right, the wire around all of Manhattan.
00:30:27.620 Yeah, there's this actual golf place next to where I live, too,
00:30:30.780 and I go walking around it,
00:30:31.800 and they literally put a string around just the golf resort
00:30:34.040 just so they could play golf on Saturday.
00:30:35.400 Yeah, because they say it's still inside.
00:30:36.820 Is the walking thing new, like, just in the last couple of years?
00:30:39.500 It's a couple of years, actually.
00:30:40.700 I figured.
00:30:41.280 Which thing?
00:30:42.080 Just walking.
00:30:43.060 Yeah, the walking thing, that's what helped lose this weight.
00:30:45.600 So normally I don't do a lot of the walking before that.
00:30:47.480 But now I love being outside.
00:30:48.460 It's, like, the best.
00:30:49.580 It is great to be outside.
00:30:50.120 Nothing cures depression more than just walking with the sun out.
00:30:52.940 Like, I mean that, like, for real.
00:30:54.900 People sit in their house all the time. 1.00
00:30:57.220 These guys are cheering because they think you sun your asshole. 1.00
00:30:59.640 He doesn't do that. 1.00
00:31:01.540 Some of you are observant. 0.98
00:31:03.940 It's good to sun your balls or whatever that is. 0.75
00:31:06.800 No, just going for a walk, going outside. 1.00
00:31:09.100 SSRIs are a fucking nightmare. 1.00
00:31:10.580 When I was 19, I went in for like, doctors are evil, by the way. 1.00
00:31:14.220 I went 19.
00:31:14.960 You know, your finger stuff out, slight depression.
00:31:17.020 You're like, hey, man, I think I have a little anxiety.
00:31:18.600 And I swear to God, I'm 19.
00:31:19.840 The doctor's like, I got you.
00:31:21.520 Here's some Zoloft.
00:31:22.560 I'm like, okay.
00:31:23.760 Here's some Xanax.
00:31:24.940 Okay.
00:31:25.600 And to help you sleep, here's some Klonopin.
00:31:28.120 I'm 19.
00:31:28.940 Hell yeah.
00:31:29.240 That's a doctor's number. 1.00
00:31:30.680 My brain was fucking fried. 0.99
00:31:31.700 I could sleep for like 14 hours. 0.99
00:31:33.300 I didn't feel feelings like at all, like not good or bad, which people go, that's great.
00:31:37.900 No, it's not.
00:31:38.680 It's you feel like everything's like Pleasantville.
00:31:41.180 It's like Pleasantville, like everything's just monotone and black.
00:31:43.800 And I didn't realize it.
00:31:45.000 And one of the hardest things I ever did was get off of Lexapro because then they switched me to Lexapro. 0.98
00:31:49.720 More than anything else for two weeks, man, I wanted to fucking kill myself. 0.99
00:31:52.620 You feel fucking depressed 1.00
00:31:53.700 That shit rewires your brain 1.00
00:31:55.320 And I probably did 1.00
00:31:56.240 I definitely did permanent damage
00:31:57.660 But like
00:31:58.400 I could have just gone 0.99
00:31:59.140 For a fucking walk 0.99
00:32:00.080 And like 1.00
00:32:00.400 Dealt with sadness
00:32:01.340 People just don't want to
00:32:02.260 Deal with it for five minutes
00:32:03.200 Because it's too scary
00:32:04.080 And it's like
00:32:04.460 No
00:32:04.720 You deal with sadness
00:32:05.880 That way you're happy later
00:32:06.960 Totally
00:32:07.520 Yeah
00:32:08.000 Dude
00:32:08.500 All those drugs 1.00
00:32:09.400 Sound like black guy names 1.00
00:32:10.640 They do 1.00
00:32:11.180 They do
00:32:11.880 Yeah
00:32:12.480 Yeah I know
00:32:13.440 They really do
00:32:13.860 Klonopin
00:32:14.620 Lexapro
00:32:15.340 Yo my sister Zoloft 1.00
00:32:16.740 She coming over here
00:32:17.820 So 1.00
00:32:18.120 Yo Lexapro
00:32:20.780 Kick me a freestyle brother
00:32:21.960 Let me get something fresh.
00:32:23.420 Remdesivir.
00:32:23.960 Yeah.
00:32:24.840 You know they're all spelled wrong, too.
00:32:26.720 They're not spelled wrong.
00:32:26.900 Totally, totally. 1.00
00:32:30.260 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:32:31.080 Listen, guys. 1.00
00:32:31.780 Yo, Prozac, motherfucker. 1.00
00:32:33.860 Did Raven finally tucker himself out? 1.00
00:32:36.240 Are you going to tuck him in?
00:32:37.120 He tuckered himself out.
00:32:38.220 Wow.
00:32:38.360 Is he just left?
00:32:40.240 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:40.880 So we're going to just wrap it up right now.
00:32:43.320 Very subtle.
00:32:44.240 Wow.
00:32:44.820 There you go. 1.00
00:32:45.240 Like a fucking car crash. 1.00
00:32:46.640 That lady did a great job being quiet. 1.00
00:32:48.440 Is she still here? 1.00
00:32:49.400 Who's that? 1.00
00:32:50.060 The one that we told to be quiet. 1.00
00:32:51.200 She did a great job. 1.00
00:32:52.200 Oh, yeah.
00:32:54.220 Yeah, no, that's great.
00:32:55.380 I love that.
00:32:56.300 That was actually kind of mean.
00:32:57.600 I felt bad.
00:32:57.960 Do you have any final thoughts, 0.73
00:32:59.320 that lady that did a great job
00:33:00.620 the rest of the show?
00:33:02.740 Is she still here? 0.64
00:33:03.920 I think she cried and left.
00:33:05.180 Oh, she's right next to the guy
00:33:06.600 speaking gibberish all day.
00:33:07.920 That guy rules.
00:33:09.260 I haven't understood a word
00:33:10.400 you said all day, brother, 1.00
00:33:11.460 but you kick ass. 1.00
00:33:12.380 Hell yeah. 0.99
00:33:13.060 I hope you're driving home.
00:33:15.240 Anyways, guys, listen,
00:33:16.260 thank you for coming out.
00:33:17.680 It's been another successful
00:33:19.220 Brohimi and Grove.
00:33:20.160 I wish David was here.
00:33:21.960 Hell yeah, brother! 1.00
00:33:23.900 Fuck yeah! 1.00
00:33:25.040 Hell yeah, dude! You're the man! 1.00
00:33:26.620 You're the man, dawg!
00:33:30.560 That guy rules.
00:33:31.780 That guy's the man.
00:33:34.160 Hey, where are you going?
00:33:35.740 That's the gift shop.
00:33:36.880 That was a mic drop. Let him go. 0.95
00:33:38.100 I feel like he didn't really want anyone to suck his dick. 1.00
00:33:41.580 I guess that's a good way to end the show. 1.00
00:33:43.260 Isn't that pretty funny? He's like, suck my dick, 1.00
00:33:44.740 and then he takes his dick away? 1.00
00:33:47.560 He likes to chase. 1.00
00:33:49.180 No, it's like, obviously he wasn't being authentic.
00:33:52.380 He's a tease.
00:33:54.100 Guys.
00:33:54.700 Well, thank you, everybody, for coming.
00:33:56.320 It's been a blast.
00:33:57.020 I'm so glad you're coming out.
00:33:58.500 I'm so glad.
00:34:00.280 We'll see you guys next year.
00:34:01.640 Thank you, guys.
00:34:02.300 Thank you, guys.
00:34:02.740 Huge round of applause for everybody that showed up.
00:34:04.580 Hidden in plain sight. 0.79
00:34:05.340 Owen Benjamin, Royce of Revenge of the Sis.
00:34:08.240 Guys, we'll see you later.
00:34:20.780 Hey, guys.
00:34:21.520 Real quick.
00:34:21.960 I just want to do a quick announcement.
00:34:23.580 We're going over to the sister location of the Standard Coffee Shop over at the Brownwood.
00:34:27.840 A lot of you guys are staying over there.
00:34:29.220 As soon as we're done cleaning up here, we'll be over there.
00:34:31.240 Tomorrow morning from 9 a.m. to 11, the Standard Coffee Shop, where the VIP event is, where
00:34:36.740 our studio is, is going to be open for a brief little coffee and goodbye to you guys.
00:34:40.900 So if you're in town still and you want to say goodbye, come on over to the Standard
00:34:44.580 Coffee Shop, 9 a.m. to 11.
00:34:51.960 The end is written in the book
00:35:09.120 In the pages they foresaw
00:35:13.120 It's love
00:35:14.920 It's love
00:35:21.960 Death Squad!
00:35:23.960 Death Squad!
00:35:33.960 Level up! Death Squad! 0.76
00:35:35.960 When the last trumpet sounds, and the heavens... 1.00
00:35:39.960 They bred with daughters of men 1.00
00:35:46.900 And they will do it again 1.00
00:35:51.260 The end is written in the book
00:35:55.420 In the pages they foresaw
00:35:59.720 Death Squad
00:36:01.140 Death Squad
00:36:05.320 Death Squad
00:36:09.460 When the last trumpet sounds