Christmas Chainsaw Massacre ｜ Neph 2 America
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 55 minutes
Words per Minute
194.49039
Hate Speech Sentences
119
Summary
In the first episode of Neft to America of 2026, the boys discuss the latest in the NHL Playoffs, including the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the first NHL All-Star Game, and the first Stanley Cup Final between the Boston Bruins and the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Transcript
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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Club One of these two shows we've been watching.
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Neft to America is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the very first episode of Neft to America of 2026.
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Well, speaking of being nice, you should be nice.
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But it's actually a very small amount of people.
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There's a guy that looks like a walrus that's trying to be a man.
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By some of the same old shirts from Top of Loss.
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Given all of the blackback that sweet Ed Mabry has been receiving after his episode on Tony
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Merkel, I'd love to know what the chat thought about that episode because I'm still working
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It's really the nature of a thing that matters, not the form.
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Merkel probably hasn't stepped his foot in an arena that's going to get him full of
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Yeah, just like all of the crap that's going to get flung at him now.
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I think this might be, I mean, you know, he's been doing it for a long time, but the
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I mean, you're going back and forth with some of them right now.
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Well, that's the last I saw on our on our Instagram, which is blowing up, by the way.
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Muslims in New York, the big painting of Jesus at the White House.
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Maybe we'll get into some of this little season conversation.
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But I thought that a great way to start the show would be with something that was a little
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So maybe we can pull this up on the screen here.
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But what you mean is like, go ahead and do that up now.
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That's the little seasoner shirt, which you guys should go by.
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The Brooklyn Bridge says POV TikTok convinced thousands of people that the Brooklyn Bridge
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I mean, the amount of people who are misinformed.
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Keep playing it because he's about to blame the news.
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And we're going to talk a little bit more about what New York deserves shortly.
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TikTok upsets me endlessly because they have a tendency to ruin everything.
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So the idea that, you know, is kind of the bane of my existence when it comes to TikTok
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I have an energy drink, but I think it would just be funny.
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It would be funny if they just kept buying you stuff.
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I'm doing Laura Baker's 23 fast, one hour window, 23 fast, one hour window, 23 fast,
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I just think it'll be a good thing to do because my grandmother used to say that it takes three
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It was my great, great grandmother that would say that.
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She would say it takes three days to reset your gut so that you don't have the cravings
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Well, I ate more than three pounds because I didn't just eat that Hershey's bar.
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But within two days, I ate three pounds of chocolate conservatively, which is a lot of
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It's really about this thick and, you know, black like that, like that.
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And particularly sweets to a point where it's debilitating.
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I don't know if both legs or one leg amputated because of diabetes.
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No, we didn't call her that because that would be hurtful.
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Um, but her mother, that's what my great, great, my great grandmother had her legs cut
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And then her mother was the one with the wisdom of it takes three days to break this.
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So what that means is this has been a problem in my family for a long time.
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If my great, great grandma is trying to spread, you know, sage words of, of how to break a
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So what is it like a, like a cocoa demon that's calling out to you?
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There's like a cocoa demon that's associated with cocoa.
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And you know, because of the name, that would explain why there was a period of time where
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He could have said that in that episode and people would have.
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The thing that they ruin for people is locations.
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They'll say, look at this beautiful oasis, this magnificent cliff diving location.
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Look at how blue the waters are and look at how secluded it is.
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Then a week later, it's inundated with tick tock people.
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So what was once this secluded, like secluded, I've, I've, I've listened to stories where
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people are like, I live in a small town that has a hidden nook.
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Now there's nothing but lines of tourism all throughout my small town.
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It does it with the restaurants to found this hidden gem hole in the wall restaurant goes
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And the next thing, you know, that place is booked out for months in advance.
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That's what we want to do to the standard coffee shop, casino and libraries.
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It's a double-edged sword because what tick tock has done here is spread misinformation,
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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I don't have the willpower, but I should be doing it.
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And so you guys realize the branding I'm doing here?
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I like that you have these custom hoodies that you've been making.
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No, I did that before because I was, like, leaned over.
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When you have small demonic children, you're going to want to tuck those tassels.
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They're going to yank and try to, yeah, they're in jujitsu.
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And he'll just come up behind me and just wrap his arm and just start choking me
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And so I actually have to actively start defending myself,
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And then I have to resist every urge to not rage out,
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toss him over my shield, and then elbow drop him because it's not his fault.
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It's written with a crayon, which is interesting.
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Don't show it on the back because you'll show his name.
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No, this is definitely from a dangerous retard.
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Yeah, Raven, Top, and Matt, thanks so much for the great times and laughs and smiles.
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He couldn't write as accurately as he wanted to because it is crayon.
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Yeah, you can tell that it's actually starting to get blunt as he moves down.
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The coffee shop has been closed for a number of days.
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Yeah, I mean, they were installing new machines.
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They had its charm in that they were, like, kind of vintage.
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So, I don't know what kind of cool things we're going to be creating.
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If you guys have any recommendations, what you want to see us fabricate...
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All these black people are like, hide your wives.
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But, you know, I have a couple of things I still have to get in order for it to work.
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I have to go to the air gas store and get myself some...
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Why would I use a stick welder when I have a MIG welder?
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You said I need to get argon before I could turn this machine on.
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And then, you know, with that, you'll lay down some nice...
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So, very funny to me that these guys all got hoodwinked.
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Well, can we talk about the significance as well of...
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So, they're being in this place during New Year's.
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I'm a big fan of like how you bring in the new year is how the rest of your year will be.
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I brought in the new year last year at the hospital with my son.
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And this year's kind of been like crazy all over the place.
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I had a lot of fun doing our year in review episode.
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I mean, I kind of forgot all the shit that we had been through.
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So, if these guys are starting the year perpetually fooled, what does that mean for 2026 for them?
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And I guess maybe we should get into some of this, kind of the fun elements of things that
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And just do, we, I mean, we just have an endless supply of the shit that just keeps getting
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No, whenever somebody says, like, Blap or Guam, you're like, cut that out.
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And she goes, this lady's like, I'm getting so tired of having to fear for being physically
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And she's going off about how she was physically assaulted, almost killed on the train while
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And she's putting this call to action out, like somebody's going to change what's happening.
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And I'm going, you're going to die waiting for New York to change rather than just fucking
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Because, because the city, because the glamour of the city, because what?
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So honestly, New Orleans, I was talking to, uh, to my cousin, Gabe and his, his girlfriends
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And we just, we just talked about the food forever.
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No, that New Orleans, not enough reason to live there though.
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Is she like, no, she's like super sharp, uh, really nice chick.
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And I'm like, what are you, you came out of there?
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I, where's your stupid accent that nobody can understand.
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I'm going to tell somebody message Matt right now.
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I won the fourth grade spell you made first place.
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So, um, I decided to come in today and just be mean to Mason for whatever reason.
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I was like, she just feels like she deserves it.
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So all the signs have been there to leave New York for a long time.
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And, um, and so I have no empathy for people that.
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So in other words, if you're gathering in massive crowds and then getting deceived by
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TikTok because you went to New York for the New Year's celebration and then there was
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If something bad happens to you and you're in Times Square, which by the way, the, the
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question, how do the people at Times Square go to the bathroom on New Year's?
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One of the things that I love to do is on long drives, uh, she'll read, uh, you know,
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horrifying stories to me that she finds on Reddit, which are fun.
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And, uh, and we found a thread where it's like, yeah, the answer is depends like adult
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If you leave to go drop a deuce, somebody is going to swoop in and take your Seacrest seat.
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Dude, man, there's so many people in the chat that will never experience just being
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Not when, not even when there's a thousand people.
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No, when you're just inundated by fake Elmo, fake Buzz Lightyear, fake Woody.
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And he's trying to do backflips, but he's falling and like, yeah, it's a horrifying place,
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And then you fight these big headed animated characters because you know, they, you took
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a picture and you didn't know that they were like running a thing.
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And you're like, you should have been upfront about the money thing.
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Stewie from freaking family guy puts a mixtape in your hand.
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This just adds to the, this guy here, Mabedidani.
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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And this is just one of these things where it's like, dude.
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Dude, I was looking forward to go, because I was supposed to go to New York before.
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Or no, those are Indians, and they're seeking Christ, apparently.
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Yeah, he's got a little seek and ye shall find.
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We will replace the frigidity of rugged individuals.
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I just want to make sure that they can hear this before we let this guy go.
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Somebody on the chat, for the love of God, you guys are co-producing this show.
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If you could speed up and say yes or no, it would be fantastic.
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We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
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Because he does tell you that he's like, yeah, he's a communist.
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If the people of New York yearn for solidarity, then let this government foster it.
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Because no matter what you eat, how you pray...
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Or where you come from, the words that most define us are...
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There are white dudes on the outskirts, the far left and the far right of this photo,
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The guy with the yellow hat and the guy with the blue hat are hideous, hideous-looking
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Look at the guy with the yellow hat and the aviators.
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He looks like he's got no neck under the beard.
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But, I mean, you got relatives out there, right?
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I just thought it was funny, because it's really like, you know, he's making communism
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What I want to see is, you know, when they do the festival, where they, like, self...
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That's where they beat themselves with blades and stuff.
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What happens when you're doing that in the middle of...
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Because we watched a woman get set on fire in the subway.
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Horrifying things happen constantly in New York.
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I think maybe in a big city, you need communism.
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Well, if you bring this up on the screen real quick, it looks like there might be some
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And I just want to, you know, a glimmer of hope.
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I hope he does everything he says he's going to do.
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And I think that the results that the people are going to get, they're going to be what
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The people who are there deserve what comes next.
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Because I honestly, I think what comes next, they're going to be...
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I think that they want a race war in these places so bad for so long now that what's going
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So if a time truly does come where we experience Christian persecution here in America, because
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It's going to start in places like New York, L.A., you know, et cetera, these massive city
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Well, maybe in the grand scale of things, it is soon.
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But I do think that that's ultimately where it goes, is you can't have outward proclamations
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What I'm saying is, I think there's going to be a lot of people out there that are going
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to talk about the economic ramifications of what happens when you embrace communism, or
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It's like Marxism is a means to an end, is kind of the way that I've seen it.
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So they're going to do that, but they're going to be fine.
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Because they have a state that is just printing unlimited money for them.
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Like he's the first, like one of the first real guys.
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So yeah, what we're going to watch is going to be a very, it's going to look on like superficially
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like communism, but it's just going to be state funded.
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So all of the stupid policies that he will put forth, if they actually do them, I think
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If you're living there, you're just going to lose a lot of your actual, like he said,
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your individualism, you're going to be part of this one collective, gay, big, ugly thing.
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But the thing, yeah, but it'll be exactly what these people want.
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I just feel bad for the people who own, like if you own a home there, if you're just a
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dude that's working there, because you were born there, those people are going to be,
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you know, or if you have to live through shit, you own, like, let's say you're one of those
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people that like owns some really considerable property there.
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There's like some of those apartments that are very expensive, but it's like my great
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grandmother owned this building and then, you know, got passed out.
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But, and for those people, it's a gold mine because you're not going to be able to charge
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Because what he'll probably put into effect is like, I don't know, like rent caps and things
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like that, which, you know, but then you have to deal with the state tax and the property
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So again, like the, like the people that own and the people that are successful, 10% of
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So the stories and the people that you're going to see coming out of that, they're going to
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be celebrating as if this is a good thing and it's going to succeed.
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It's going to be successful because it'll be the poster child for what's to come next.
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Well, the thing that I'm thinking about is when I, when I tell you about that woman who
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says that she's been experiencing physical violence at the hand of men, the hands of men
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in New York and nobody is standing up and doing anything.
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It's like, that's going to get worse because this is already a hub for Muslims.
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And now that they've effectively conquered, right?
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Cause that's, I saw a video today of them all praying, uh, in Times Square.
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And the feeling that you got was, this is a declaration of success or successfully, um,
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uh, uh, uh, dominating, conquering a culture, a location, you know, getting a foothold in
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I mean, when you think about what New York city represents as far as America goes, this
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massive, uh, trade hub, you know, it's all these inlets, all this is where so much of
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And so it was like, damn, in a, in a, in a military POV, this is a conquest.
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Um, and so this is now going to, I would imagine funnel even more, uh, Muslim, you want to call
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them extremists, whatever, um, to that location.
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So that sentiment of like women getting beat up by Browns, that's about to go like through
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I like, I like what they're doing, but that's just, that's, what's going to happen.
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And, but you're importing them into the gayest place on earth where like women are
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Well, I can't wait to see what happens when they start doing pride parades with this like
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You know who you're going to hear the stories from?
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You'll hear stories from people that are like, uh, uh, uh, city workers.
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So like, uh, like, you know, a sanitation guy, cops, they might not tell you cause they'll
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MTA people, the guys that are on the ground around.
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They're going to tell you the shit that they see and they're going to, and, but they have
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Well, it's going to start coming out on TikTok because what I've noticed now is, you know,
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I hear TikTok peripherally, meaning I'll be doing something and I hear it, you know,
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on the sofa, my wife's looking at, it changed over the last, my wife, it's changed over
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And now it's like white women complaining about, did you know that the average IQ of
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And the average IQ of an American citizen is around 90 and that the, the, the bar for
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mental illness or not mental illness, like retardation basically is beneath 70.
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So an IQ that's beneath 70 is considered mentally handicapped.
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So in other words, all Somalians on average are retarded.
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And so they're talking all about that in regards to like what's happening, I guess, in Michigan,
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where they have this, this massive influx of Somalis.
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And I guess the mayor or the governor is Somalian and it just gets worse and worse and worse.
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So all of a sudden there's like TikToks that are gaining massive virality that are all talking
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So we will see it just because I'm seeing it right now.
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If it gets really that bad, these things are gaining traction.
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It's, it's basically taking the same path that Twitter did with the Jews.
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TikTok is taking that with the Browns, with Muslims in particular, Somalians being the
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I mean, I think it was Trump who forced China to sell it if they wanted to continue to
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But he sell it to Israel and then it's like, now it has to operate in the United States.
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Again, this is one of those things like, see, I'm going to get in trouble because I'm, oh,
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And yeah, it's, it's actually really sad when you start to like, look at it.
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It's owned by ByteDance, a Chinese technology company founded in 2012.
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However, due to U.S. security concerns in 2024 law, a deal was signed in 2025 to sell it
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to an operation called TikTok USDS Joint Venture LLC.
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And then, man, they really make that wordy, huh?
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MGX is actually an Abu Dhabi based AI company, but the Oracle fund is from Israel.
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It's why they had to crack down on it because TikTok was one of the places that the anti-Semitism
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Well, whatever comes next, I do think we're going to see a lot of excellent coverage from
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weeping white women on TikTok who deserve exactly what they're getting for continuing
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You just if you didn't get the memo to get out of there five years ago, conservatively,
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you know, it's just like this is just a bad area.
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And then if you didn't get out of a predominantly blue state, you know, after 2020, I'm sorry,
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You cannot help people who do not want to be helped.
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And so as far as I'm concerned, whatever shrieking that we get, it's going to be music to my ears.
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This is a I mean, Andrew Wilson has said this and it it seems crude because he is an asshole.
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I saw a video of him saying that Jesus never prayed and he was debating Owen Benjamin.
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Well, yeah, that's exactly the example that I think I came across when I either like looked in the comment section or something like that.
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Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
00:41:42.960
Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
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Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
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He was just highlighting, like, this is what they say.
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This is what Andrew Wilson and this other guy, this other Orthodox Christian sort of talking
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And these are big people, you know, in the movement.
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I don't, you know, he doesn't have to be representative of the entire body of Orthodox Christians.
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But are they having, like, a Trinitarian debate?
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Because I know Owen is unsure about the Trinity.
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Which is, it's a thing that's fair to be unsure about.
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You're wrestling with trying to understand the triune nature of a God that exists outside
00:42:52.040
I didn't know that that was a claim that they made.
00:42:53.580
And then you have to tango with that because that's the exact language that's used in the
00:42:56.660
But I guess if you're an Orthodox Christian, you're going to appeal to probably, you know,
00:43:03.100
And maybe there's some argument to be had about what that actually meant.
00:43:09.440
And I was like, I didn't know that they already had a debate.
00:43:14.000
I think Andrew dodged them after they had already had some sort of an encounter.
00:43:20.700
But speaking of Christ, I have this right here.
00:43:25.120
This is something that took place after, I guess this is right before New Year's.
00:43:32.840
But he says, critics of Pastor Trump will ignore this and the religious elite will judge
00:43:38.680
this after an artist painted a portrait of Jesus at President Trump's New Year's celebration.
00:43:46.060
You won't believe what President Trump did next.
00:43:48.560
He personally auctioned off the painting to a charity.
00:43:54.940
Half went to, say, Jude's and the other one went to the sheriff's department.
00:43:58.560
You have this white woman frantically painting Jesus's face.
00:44:07.780
I try so hard to try to figure out what it is while it's still upside down.
00:44:37.780
And that actually came from, I saw somebody mention it.
00:44:49.240
It was just a throwaway tweet where I just said, what did I say here?
00:44:55.840
I said something to the effect of, like, I have the best wife.
00:44:59.860
And then I said to him, why don't we make Jesus look like my wife?
00:45:04.700
Because it just feels like such a Trump thing to do.
00:45:20.060
Yeah, it's the way the brow connects to the nose line.
00:45:29.860
I said to him, let's make Jesus look like my wife.
00:45:35.880
And I don't know, like, you know, I don't think you could orchestrate that thing.
00:45:42.440
This is, you know, a bucket in the, or I'm sorry, a coin in the bucket of all of the Pleiadian
00:45:50.680
But one of the things that I saw following this was something pretty interesting.
00:45:55.620
I didn't read it, but I want to read it here on air.
00:45:58.540
This comes from Nick Hinton, who refuses to come on our show because he doesn't love us.
00:46:02.640
Um, but he says here, the Hopi have a strange prophecy about multiple Messiahs who look
00:46:11.020
There is another who uses the symbol of a swastika.
00:46:15.080
They say if these three don't save the world, the army of ants will destroy everything.
00:46:26.520
Isn't an army of saints supposed to, uh, accompany Jesus and, and fuck shit up?
00:46:38.760
Well, they're, they're the, like, the peacekeepers.
00:46:40.660
I just think it's fascinating that there's no S and I in it.
00:46:48.420
Well, I wanted to do an episode on the Hopi, uh, you're talking about ants and say an army
00:46:57.360
It's just a stupid connection, but, um, I wanted to do an episode on the Hopi prophecies
00:47:02.820
Couldn't find anybody that was just willing to do that.
00:47:06.420
Uh, but here we have some excerpt from who knows what I won't do the research on.
00:47:09.800
It says we were told that three helpers who were, this is, I guess, from the POV of the
00:47:15.680
We were told that three helpers who were commissioned by the great spirit to help Hopi bring about
00:47:21.300
the peaceful life on earth would appear to us and help us and that we should not change
00:47:27.340
our homes, our ceremonials, our hair, uh, because the true helpers might not recognize us as
00:47:38.160
It is known that the, that our true white brother, I like that a lot.
00:47:43.920
When he comes, we'll be all powerful and we'll wear a red cap or red cloak.
00:47:51.880
What was the red cap thing that we talked about with, uh, Johnny Cerucci?
00:47:56.600
We talked about it with, uh, Jamie Dyer, uh, the Minish cap or Minish cap.
00:48:09.220
And, uh, I can't see this here because this is fucking thing in the way.
00:48:14.120
Uh, and, and something bowing to no religion, but his very own, excuse me, I had burps.
00:48:20.800
Um, he will bring with him the sacred stone tablets.
00:48:26.360
Uh, with him, there will be two great ones, both very wise and very powerful.
00:48:31.040
One will have a symbol or a sign of the swastika, which represents purity and is female.
00:48:40.260
You know, there was a time where we were looking at Melania and, and got this feeling like she
00:48:52.300
It was when she came out with her whole V for Vendetta outfit.
00:48:54.920
We never, we never actually like dug deep into that, but there was something about her,
00:49:07.780
And her only accomplishments, at least that the public is aware of, is modeling.
00:49:14.400
So then the question was, well, how the hell did you get an Einstein visa that is only issued
00:49:31.300
Um, so the tiger, the Tigris of Euphrates, uh, Antioch, main pagan deity, Apollo combined
00:49:38.940
with the, okay, actually let's just play Apollo.
00:49:48.020
Well, what I'm going to play it here and we'll, we'll listen to it.
00:49:54.600
Uh, yeah, it's, it, this is like an Apollo worship cult.
00:50:01.760
I mean, uh, Apollo, um, Mithras and like a bunch of other.
00:50:11.520
And that is, uh, I believe the same character as Lucifer.
00:50:14.940
And that's what the statue of Liberty represents.
00:50:20.980
Um, so, so one will have a symbol or a sign of a swastika, which represents purity and
00:50:27.740
The third one or the second one of the two helpers to our true white brother, TWB baby
00:50:35.960
true white brother, uh, will have a sign of a symbol of the sun.
00:50:42.340
He too will be many people and very wise and powerful.
00:50:55.040
Um, we have in our sacred Kachina ceremonies, a ground, a gourd rattle, uh, which is still
00:51:02.580
in use today with these symbols of these powerful helpers of our true brothers.
00:51:08.600
So, so it's the, uh, swastika, um, the sun and the cross.
00:51:14.860
These are the three symbols that these three spirits helpers to the true white brother
00:51:27.040
Uh, and I just look at this and I'm like, why the hell does this thing?
00:51:30.300
And it's interesting because I don't know if, if Hinton is, is catching it in this post.
00:51:36.160
Just the fact that it looks like Melania is really strange to me.
00:51:42.580
I mean, when she came out in her V for vendetta garb, it was this, uh, not only was it like
00:51:47.700
this V for victory, but it's also the inverted triangle, which is a symbol of the divine feminine
00:51:54.480
Um, and she, uh, she has this genius IQ, this genius level IQ.
00:52:02.520
It feels like she's some sort of operator behind Trump.
00:52:05.680
Trump is this front man, but she's moving around doing, you know, God knows what I feel
00:52:10.900
like there's going to come a time where she's going to, uh, play an important role in all
00:52:20.260
That picture dude, like the, it's just this prominent white V around her neck.
00:52:24.920
And then, yeah, just this fucking the hat man, man.
00:52:29.480
But there's some weird, there's a lot of weird stuff going on.
00:52:34.200
I mean, actually, let me, let me, give me, give me a second.
00:52:37.840
It's something that we, we didn't talk about, but I guess since we're on the idea of Trump,
00:52:42.380
one of his latest, uh, Trump, uh, what do they call that?
00:52:54.220
Still reserve says she has the bone structure of a man.
00:52:56.260
She's a very unique looking character and she has a, an intensity about her and specifically
00:53:05.400
I believe she has blue eyes too, which, you know, Jesus is painted here, uh, with blue
00:53:12.860
Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
00:53:29.340
Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
00:53:38.140
Planet Fitness, the official gym of hockey Canada.
00:53:42.960
Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
00:53:59.460
Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
00:54:08.240
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00:54:22.980
Windmills are killing all of our beautiful bald eagles.
00:54:35.300
The windmill is an Israeli, it's in, there's Hebrew lettering in the green here.
00:54:40.100
Now you can see there's a date overlaid on it that says 9-11.
00:54:50.920
Um, and yeah, that's not, it's not a bald eagle.
00:55:01.460
This is such a weird, you got to bring it up in the next day.
00:55:05.940
Trump laments the death of bald eagle, which was really a foul.
00:55:10.680
So it's been fact checked and they actually show, uh, I don't know if it's this one.
00:55:17.040
It's like a, you know, it's, it's a, it's a widescreen.
00:55:31.200
And you said that there's Hebrew letters inside the green circle.
00:55:35.820
They, they, I have seen an article where they show the whole thing and then you can see
00:55:45.800
He claimed that the windmills cause cancer based.
00:55:51.180
I wonder if this hyperlink will bring us to it.
00:55:54.080
Windmill turbine in Israel killed many more birds, bats than expected.
00:56:04.200
Is there a, are you about to tell me, what are you going to say?
00:56:09.500
I don't, I don't, I'm not, I'm not about to say anything.
00:56:31.020
I mean, I passed by, uh, you saw, you probably saw this picture of this bird getting blapped
00:56:41.660
Cause again, I'll just hear, I'll share the original post and you guys tell me whatever you
00:56:45.480
think about it, but that's the original truth social post.
00:56:52.800
Does anybody say anything of, of substance in there?
00:57:01.960
This isn't the, uh, this is, I mean, this has gone viral so many times already that, you
00:57:07.920
know, to find the original source of it is going to be probably impossible.
00:57:19.080
It calls to that, uh, what are we saving Israel for last kind of thing, but I'm, I just don't
00:57:23.740
Oh, it's got like a QAnon kind of a deal to it.
00:57:26.420
That's why I said, once I saw it, I was like, I'm back in on Q.
00:57:56.700
I wonder if there's any, any significance to that.
00:58:03.500
I mean, uh, Israel, it's not, I wonder even if, if there's a significance to the bird,
00:58:07.860
if the bird is a symbol of something, uh, Israel text on tower, Israeli text on tower.
00:58:13.680
Well, I mean, the bird is just to confuse again.
00:58:17.160
Cause there is no reason to look at that and go, uh, windmills are killing all of our
00:58:29.520
Um, I just wonder because sometimes these birds are, uh, that's interesting.
00:58:36.000
I don't think it was a peregrine Falcon though.
00:58:38.060
That's where the fastest bird in the world comes from is Israel.
00:58:43.880
No, I mean, I knew that that was a, it looks to me like a hawk.
00:58:46.620
It didn't look like, uh, like definitely didn't look like a bald eagle, but that's so retarded
00:58:52.540
that that couldn't have been, uh, it's not a mistake.
00:58:57.960
Windmills are killing all of our beautiful bald eagles.
00:59:03.960
And then to cut it off so that you see 9-11 only.
00:59:27.960
It's a national bird of the Republic of Moritius.
00:59:42.920
That feels a hundred percent like communications to somebody though.
00:59:46.480
Somebody sees that and knows the meaning of it, but I'm not that guy.
00:59:55.740
I don't know what they would say anyway, but, uh, here you go, Chuck.
01:00:21.200
Maybe that's something that'll develop in some sleuth somewhere.
01:00:25.280
Uh, I have here before we go to, um, messages from mom.
01:00:30.500
Um, I don't know if we're going to end up talking about this little season stuff because it's
01:00:39.460
Genghis Guam says, sounds like something to ask donut about.
01:00:42.840
Um, but what I wanted to go to is some fun alien stuff.
01:00:55.560
Ryan Bledsoe is the guy that had this experience with, uh, some kind of like woman in Egypt.
01:01:08.580
Well, what he says here is, um, this is from fringe.
01:01:18.120
Maybe he's the son of, he's the younger looking lad, this Ryan Bledsoe.
01:01:31.520
Yeah, he's, he believes in like the new age, uh, new age religion of aliens.
01:01:37.380
So fringe, um, friend of the show says, Ryan Bledsoe says,
01:01:45.320
And she's going to show up and destroy the dark forces.
01:01:51.520
So we're talking divine feminine, goddess bullshit.
01:01:55.300
Um, and then here's a quote from Matthew 24, 24 for false Christ and false prophets will
01:02:04.280
So as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect, what this reminds me of is that scenario
01:02:09.700
that we pose often where it's like something, maybe let's say we have, uh, a divine feminine
01:02:19.940
And what does she do battle against the greys, the dark forces.
01:02:24.200
But in other words, she just, it's like a child showing up and destroying its own toys
01:02:30.520
So here, let's let this, uh, this guy looks definitely be effed.
01:02:34.800
The lady is the most important part of all of this.
01:02:37.260
The lady is the being that is running the show.
01:02:42.800
And that is, let's look at all the shit that he's got.
01:02:50.100
So that's the blonde woman that, uh, I don't know if he experienced or his dad experienced
01:03:06.740
The Ohm symbol in the bottom, uh, with another kind of Ishtar character, right?
01:03:13.100
It looks like a little feminine goddess statue next to, uh, an alien in, in, in, in, uh, in
01:03:19.120
a triangle or a UFO in a triangle, um, kind of mimicking the shape of an all seeing eye
01:03:25.080
Um, a lot of third eye shrunken head that actually looks like one of those babies that were coming
01:03:30.700
out of, uh, the middle East when there were a bunch of birth defects due to some chemical
01:03:36.280
that we were exposing them to, and they were coming out looking like little reptilians.
01:03:40.480
It looks like the head of one of those, uh, Zika baby head, the little Zika baby head.
01:03:50.820
And they turned around and fucking threw them out.
01:03:57.640
We're not calling that in, but look, he's the Clearwater beach.
01:04:06.040
Well, it's, it's a little bit of a dump that I'm depending on where you go, but the beach
01:04:13.020
Coming here with fury to wake us up from the, uh, ruling control system here from the dark
01:04:22.580
We're going to, you know, liberate you from your satanic ruling elite shit.
01:04:26.520
This is like, and we're live at planet fitness.
01:04:29.520
Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
01:04:46.020
Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
01:04:54.800
Planet fitness, the official gym of hockey Canada.
01:04:59.620
Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
01:05:16.120
Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
01:05:24.920
Planet fitness, the official gym of hockey Canada.
01:05:27.620
Man, I just feel like we're on the cusp of these people all getting duped in such a big way.
01:05:39.740
If my co-hosts look like that, this would be the gayest show ever.
01:05:44.280
No, that even though I stopped there and I looked at it and I said, this is all fascinating information when I was a kid, that I didn't fall for it.
01:05:54.480
I just want to say, I was listening to that episode with Ed Mabry on the confessionals.
01:05:57.740
And Ed was talking about how the turn to your neighbor and tell them, you know, God's going to bless you is a hypnosis technique.
01:06:09.520
Only because he's seen it utilized in like mass hypnosis seminars and such.
01:06:15.020
Well, he has like a background in psychology as well.
01:06:19.140
And I go, that's so funny because I have a visceral reaction to that.
01:06:25.140
When you try to tell me to do that, I literally go, my wife has seen me do this.
01:06:37.320
I refuse to turn to anybody and say, God's going to bless you today.
01:07:03.300
And I also probably could use a nice IV after New Year's.
01:07:07.560
So, I mean, this to me feels like exactly what it's all been leading up to, this Galactic Federation of Light shit.
01:07:15.620
By the way, even back in the day, when you would watch the, what is it, G-O-L?
01:07:27.100
They would, basically, it was just like space imagery, you know, cosmic, psychedelic imagery, and a woman's voice.
01:07:36.940
Just telling you, like, giving you updates about, like, dear ones, we are working tirelessly to liberate you from your satanic ruling elite.
01:07:47.260
Well, what I'm saying is, it is the, the fruits of that operation are about to come to pass.
01:07:55.220
And I don't know how long I hung out there, dude.
01:08:04.920
But I did the same thing with Anonymous, and I did the same thing with the Galactic Federation Light.
01:08:11.900
I said, Tupac's going to come back, and he's going to save hip-hop.
01:08:15.120
My newest favorite conspiracy is anyone that fights Jake Paul gets, like, cursed.
01:08:24.200
You think that he would allow his jaw to be broken?
01:08:31.640
Well, because there was a weird moment where it was, like, he fell into the BJ position onto Anthony Joshua, and Andrew Tate also fell into the BJ position on that other guy.
01:08:48.660
I mean, not, you know, you fall to your knees and you grab onto something.
01:08:53.120
Like, that's not really uncommon, but it's a funny contrast.
01:08:57.100
It's a funny pair of pictures to come from the same night.
01:09:04.200
Not for it to happen once, but for it to happen twice.
01:09:07.920
Yeah, because at least in MMA, you know, you have the ability to shoot for a takedown, so you might end up down there.
01:09:13.780
But to get wobbled and to fall down and then to just suck off your opponent.
01:09:24.140
In MMA, if you're rocked, that's kind of what you would do.
01:09:26.760
You'd be like, oh, I've got to take this to the ground.
01:09:28.420
You take a knee, and then you, like, face away from your opponent.
01:09:33.140
You wouldn't just be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:35.080
I think that's why it was weird to see over and over, like, because that happened a bunch of times.
01:09:39.940
It was a weird submission, but I don't know what happened there.
01:09:41.900
It was strange that Andrew Tate lost to that guy, and it was strange that Andrew Tate looked so bad
01:09:46.980
because this is a champion-level kickboxer in Andrew Tate.
01:09:55.240
That guy, the guy that he fought is a bad fighter.
01:10:06.680
I don't know why you would do, what kind of ritual ceremony, what the fuck ever you would do.
01:10:11.900
But I do go, like, this is a guy, I don't care how rusty you are.
01:10:20.700
You're not going to get worked by a dude that fights like a little girl.
01:10:27.200
Yeah, he's doing these fucking things where you, like, you know.
01:10:43.400
From those negative, sadistic, parasitic, vampiric forces that want to feast on our minds and are suffering and keep us trapped here.
01:10:49.580
The lady is the force that, you know, destroys that and severs that power over us.
01:10:55.700
Look at the fruits that have been yielded from your lady worship.
01:10:59.720
Now, we are approaching a point where on the collective level, this power will have free reign in our world as long as we all collectively and freely invite it.
01:11:16.340
You see, I actually sent something to Matt that was a.
01:11:24.520
Like, a hundred percent, if some lady goddess descended upon the earth and was like, I would never, you would never see me again without, I would look insane all the time.
01:11:39.300
I would have a sword in public, shamelessly, would have a sword in public.
01:11:43.960
I'd have, you know, all my, but I would also have a sword, a spear.
01:11:50.760
The times that we're living in is the goddess, the goddesses descended upon us times.
01:11:55.900
Then I'm going to dress like that's the times that we're in.
01:12:00.280
This is a, it actually goes to a little, little bit of a deeper issue, not just philosophical or religious, but also political and even economic.
01:12:11.460
And we just spoke about Mamdami taking over New York and embracing radical, not radical, embracing, what did he call that?
01:12:29.280
Um, and, and what this guy's talking about, he's talking about if we can get together as a collective, the collective, it's like the softening of, and this merging together, the, you know, the Borg, the hive mind, whatever you want to call it.
01:12:41.220
But, uh, Charles Spurgeon, one of Matt's, uh, favorite preachers.
01:12:51.060
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01:13:18.880
The guy preached out of London in, like, the early 1900s.
01:13:25.780
And Karl Marx was spreading Marxism in this time frame, or democratic socialism, this idea.
01:13:37.080
And in London, where Spurgeon was preaching this true gospel, because it's not just, like, the popular gospel or the popular message at the time, which probably would have been, like, I don't know.
01:13:49.520
It probably would have been apolitical at the time.
01:13:52.100
And even today, like, a popular message will still be sort of apolitical, even though some people do preach politics from the pulpit.
01:14:02.880
But Spurgeon said, he said, for many a year, the grand old truth of the gospel, sinners were converted and saints were edified, and the world was made to know that there is a God in Israel.
01:14:11.640
But they are too antiquated, but these are too antiquated for the present cultured race of superior beings.
01:14:19.000
They're going to regenerate the world by democratic socialism and set up a kingdom for Christ without the new birth of the pardon of sin.
01:14:28.140
Truly, the Lord has not taken away the 7,000 that have not bowed the knee to Baal.
01:14:33.260
So this dude, I got to listen to some of his, maybe we'll do that with Matt.
01:14:38.080
We'll do, like, a breakdown of Spurgeon and some of his...
01:14:43.780
He basically, like, lights Marx on fire with scripture throughout this speech.
01:14:52.420
And it turns out that London was the only place that didn't accept democratic socialism throughout all of those places that Marx was running through preaching it.
01:15:00.200
Because there was a pastor in there that was willing to actually debate him.
01:15:15.300
I mean, it got to a point where I think even Angles was talking about Spurgeon.
01:15:20.240
And he was calling him, like, some sort of a heretic or whatever.
01:15:25.840
But, like, basically, he was just, he was the only guy standing in their way.
01:15:28.780
And he wasn't standing in their way by, you know, pushing their latest fear or the latest political happenings.
01:15:37.480
Which is what, this is why when I saw the Mamdami thing, I already know, you already know what's going to happen.
01:15:41.880
You're going to go to your nearest political pundit and they're going to tell you and show you a video.
01:15:48.860
And it's like, yeah, you know, these things are fantastical and they're fun to look at.
01:16:04.820
That's why I pulled it up specifically through the lens of, like, just making fun of it.
01:16:08.840
Like, look at this hilarious thing that's happening.
01:16:12.700
Because there will be people that are like, the Muslim takeover of, hey, this is where shit is going.
01:16:20.480
But if you've not, this thing, if you just woke up to this, it would seem shocking and it would seem like a problem to solve.
01:16:28.360
It's not shocking and it's not a problem for you to solve.
01:16:32.800
How are you going to solve the problem of Marxism that's spreading?
01:16:42.680
And that was at a time before it had any sort of foothold.
01:16:46.220
But he did it with a dangerous mix of not just the Bible, but actual knowledge of, like, culture, of economics, of understanding of individualism and what it means to be a human being at the very bottom.
01:17:02.280
And there are some people that are like that that lose the plot in today's culture.
01:17:08.980
Well, it's that propaganda machine has gotten really great at latching on to those potential people and then just dragging them, kicking and screaming to Israel.
01:17:18.200
Some people go, you know, they're being dragged in the other direction as well.
01:17:25.120
Well, whatever it is, that system, if you want to push back against Marxism, when it's just a whisper, you can do that.
01:17:30.920
You can stand against it and you can use sound doctrine and intellectual argument.
01:17:35.040
And it's happened so covertly, so subversively for so long.
01:17:41.380
This goes back to the Yuri Bezmenov thing of a generational plot to destabilize and have people lose faith in their institutions.
01:17:55.460
So if somebody just came in and started espousing Marxist ideas when it had no foothold in a densely populated city area, then you could stand up and just shit on those bad ideas.
01:18:06.440
But when it happens covertly through media, through the institutions, and it starts slowly and takes place over generations, like, I guess they just figured out how to further the plot along in a way that you couldn't push back against it.
01:18:19.840
Because if you push back against it when it was like a small glimmer of a thing, you were labeled like an extremist.
01:18:29.220
Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.
01:18:45.700
Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.
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Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.
01:19:00.580
That's also, but that's also an inadequate, the people that were opposing it, they had
01:19:12.520
So it's like, first you got to make them dumb as shit.
01:19:16.020
Like my aunt and she, her husband, they had a Pentecostal.
01:19:22.760
And they were one of the first people that were like, hey, gay marriage isn't good.
01:19:28.160
Oh, you know, it seems like you guys are provoking and they go, no, no, no, it's just
01:19:34.740
But you know, grandma's grandma's going to be great.
01:19:47.500
So there's an argument for all of those things where, I mean, you know, even Matt's is like,
01:19:53.980
It's like, well, if you don't look deep enough into this, you're not going to have adequate
01:20:01.100
But if you're only looking into this and you have great arguments against it, but no gospel,
01:20:10.700
What's frustrating about New York right now is we're going to see all of these political
01:20:21.280
Yeah, but the people that are going to be opposing it, they're just opposing it to oppose.
01:20:27.700
This is just, you're showing us videos, you're showing us reaction things.
01:20:31.560
Would you say the truth is that as far as the external issue of New York City, there
01:20:40.040
Maybe there is solving, or maybe there is staving it off, you know?
01:20:44.340
It's a thing you stave off and then after a couple of generations, pokes its head up again.
01:20:48.540
Spurgeon says the latter day gospel is not the gospel by which we were saved.
01:20:53.480
To me, it seems a tangle of ever-changing dreams.
01:20:56.320
It is by the confession of its inventors, the outcome of the period of the monstrous birth
01:21:00.720
of a boasted progress, the scum from the cauldron of conceit.
01:21:07.140
It's not been given by the infallible revelation of God.
01:21:10.360
But this is what, all right, like we're criticizing things, we're criticizing these things, but
01:21:15.200
they're not, they're not from a revelation of God, from that part, like from that standpoint.
01:21:21.040
You're criticizing them from the earth, so we're just kind of like in a spiral.
01:21:23.720
But this is not what he's talking about specifically.
01:21:31.060
So this is just his, this is his teardown of democratic socialism at the time.
01:21:39.360
When it speaks of him who died thereon, it is a deceitful friend.
01:21:43.820
Many are its sneers at the truth of substitution.
01:21:47.960
It is irate at the mention of the precious blood.
01:21:54.500
Many are its sneers at the truth of substitution.
01:22:01.060
At, at the truth of it, because I guess at the time, democratic socialism was probably
01:22:06.320
trying to wear a little bit of a mask of Christianity to appeal to the masses.
01:22:10.080
We're having that, but we're having a bit of an inversion of it because it, it reminds
01:22:21.780
Chuck actually sent something and I got to remember to bring it up.
01:22:25.440
But it was a little bit more of an elaboration.
01:22:27.960
And it was a post that was laying out, uh, um, Hitler and his efforts to remove the Jewishness
01:22:35.960
And it's just like that, that the truth of the substitution is what made me think about
01:22:42.140
Uh, I don't want to see if I can pull that up later, but what were you saying about,
01:22:47.240
Cause I, we, we put it in the chat and I was saying that Isaac Cappy mentioned him,
01:22:50.780
uh, Laura Loomer and, and Cernovich as being paid operatives, disinformation operatives before
01:22:57.920
And, and Posobiec just did something goofy and gay.
01:23:01.440
I always doing something, but he's one of these guys.
01:23:04.120
This is why I like the fight is so, um, convoluted and confusing because this is a guy that should
01:23:10.140
be coming from like, like he should be on the side of us or at least arguing in the correct
01:23:16.660
But then you watch them on the TP USA stage and he's holding the rosary up.
01:23:21.680
And this was like, for me, it was an obvious like bullshit moment.
01:23:25.360
But for people that, that believed it, they believed like some people went and they saw,
01:23:29.460
uh, Jordan Peterson talk with Russell brand and were moved by it.
01:23:38.460
This is like clear on its face, but this, this actually fell through faster than I thought.
01:23:48.000
Oh, uh, Jack Posobiec when he, you know, he's on the TP USA stage holding the, the rosary
01:24:00.740
I mean, yeah, this is to me, what, what is being said there is less rosary, more relationship
01:24:08.280
So Jack Posobiec says the rosary is a daily meditation on the mysteries of the gospel.
01:24:13.540
Uh, you might be surprised to find out when you pray the rosary, you're focusing on specific
01:24:18.160
aspects of Christ's life, death and triumph over Satan.
01:24:22.060
So the rosary is effectively, uh, like a Catholic fidget spinner.
01:24:26.360
So this guy says the Bible does all those things and better.
01:24:35.500
And Jack Posobiec goes, where does the Bible say that we need to read the Bible?
01:24:42.620
So, I mean, I, I don't know exactly what this guy's doing here.
01:24:51.360
Oh, it's an interesting game with these fucking pylon of the same kind of message, slightly
01:24:57.220
But given the timeframe that they happen, the proximity that they happen to one another,
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um, and the characters that are espousing it, that's kind of fascinating.
01:25:06.100
It's, it's the men, these men that are crept in unaware and it's not even unaware.
01:25:11.240
Like you're watching, I'm watching a guy that's a clear fed sneak in.
01:25:18.960
It should be, you know, thank God for making it this obvious.
01:25:21.880
You know, we have, um, uh, uh, that ongoing discussion with, um, astrology bimbo, we brought
01:25:32.760
I haven't gotten around to responding to it, but it was something about the idea of like
01:25:36.320
the rosary is important and, and, and Mary is the co-redeemer and I'm going like, it strikes
01:25:44.140
me as a very particular thing that one might fall victim to if they were already in some
01:25:51.620
feminist female liberation, kind of a space to begin with, which is seems to me, I mean,
01:25:58.140
I don't know her well enough, but it seems to be where she's coming from is, you know,
01:26:05.280
And then you start to come closer to Christ, but you encounter this other stumbling block
01:26:09.440
and that other stumbling block is, well, it does seem to me that Mary is the co-redeemer.
01:26:14.860
And I think it might be worth exploring the idea that you have an issue letting go of this
01:26:20.360
divine feminine aspect, because that's the background that you come from.
01:26:25.300
And it's, it just looks like, man, there are so many, um, stumbling blocks on the way to
01:26:31.120
Christ. So many people throwing shit. It's like, you're on a car that's on the narrow path and they
01:26:36.740
just keep putting out the, the spike strip, you know, every which way they can. Don't read the
01:26:41.700
Bible. Where does the Bible say you need to read the Bible? Where is, you know, what about Mary?
01:26:45.900
And she's not just a footnote. She's actually incredibly important.
01:26:49.320
Second Timothy 3 15. And that from a child that has known the Holy scriptures, which are able to make
01:26:54.640
the wise into salvation through faith, which is in Jesus Christ. All scripture is given by inspiration
01:27:00.400
of God and is profitable for doctrine, doctrine to reproof for correction, for instruction in
01:27:06.740
righteousness, that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
01:27:11.480
So it's like, where does it say you should read the Bible? Yeah. In the Bible, it says that. And it
01:27:16.220
also, I mean, the logical conclusion is if Jesus, if you believe Jesus Christ, when he's telling you
01:27:22.120
that he is the word, which is the Bible, which is God, and you want to know God, then you should read
01:27:29.600
it, which Jack Posobiec has not. Um, I don't know. Maybe he has, maybe, you know, you read the parts
01:27:37.460
that, uh, you read the parts that will help you in the argument against, uh, political, political
01:27:45.500
means. Yeah. Which is cool. And I understand that because I've been guilty of reading the Bible
01:27:50.060
to help me in an argument when I'm looking for it. But if you actually read what the Bible says,
01:27:56.200
it's fairly clear, this person has been put on stage with fireworks, not for the first time,
01:28:03.020
many times. Um, Posobiec? Yeah. This guy's, you know, yeah, he was given one of the Epstein
01:28:08.920
binders and shit, right? Yeah. This guy's always been a fucking fed. I've, I've had words with this
01:28:13.440
guy. I think he blocked me. And for some reason I'm unblocked now, or maybe I still am blocked,
01:28:17.540
but I guess I could see what he says. I don't know. I, but I know this guy smells like shit,
01:28:22.840
just like the rest of them. And when we're talking about the Mamdami thing, and when we're
01:28:26.960
getting these clips of white women being beat up by Muslims or Somalians in New York city,
01:28:31.640
you could bet your ass Jack Posobiec is going to be right there telling you about it, telling you how
01:28:37.640
you should react, telling you how you should feel, stoking outrage, providing no solutions because
01:28:43.900
it'll still keep happening. We're powerless to stop it. And maybe some of the solutions that they
01:28:48.860
do provide, I don't know. Nick Fuentes end up, uh, I mean, they're going to have some good points,
01:28:53.900
right? I don't know if your points are go to January 6th as my follower. And I won't go in
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01:29:38.320
followers are certainly screwed. I really wanted to be there. This is, but again, just pay attention
01:29:44.420
people because those are, these are the same people that are going to tell you all this stuff.
01:29:48.560
And what's, what's upsetting too, is like, um, so when it comes to this whole like divine feminine
01:29:52.580
thing, there's going to be these characters that are like based, right. That are giving you the push
01:29:56.780
back against like, you know, the whole Muslim thing, the Muslim takeover, whatever. But this guy here,
01:30:01.420
um, uh, Bledsoe. Bledsoe. Let's finish this. Yeah. He seems to me like the fruit of this divine
01:30:07.980
feminine thing, what it does to men, right? This is like a soft, fat, kind of soft spoken,
01:30:13.140
weak dude. Let's check it out. I have some more shit to say about this too, but like it all ties
01:30:18.120
together. Yeah. Get rid of the dark forces that are controlling us. And, um, you know,
01:30:22.080
their days are numbered. The dark forces are numbered. And, um, that's kind of what the plan
01:30:27.260
is of this UFO phenomenon. It's not just a dog and pony. Sorry. Oh, go ahead. It's just like,
01:30:31.560
it doesn't, I mean, when you look at this guy and you hear what he's saying, the dark forces,
01:30:35.400
their days are numbered. Yeah. It sounds like fucking a stranger things. It sounds like Q and I
01:30:39.420
is going to be in line to watch a Marvel movie. Yeah. Like this is the, this is, yeah. You believe
01:30:43.560
like the, the, the verbiage that you're using and the storyline that you have convinced yourself
01:30:48.060
that is going to play out is what they tell you in the movie theater. I'm just, uh, look,
01:30:51.820
I'm not saying anything that's rooted in any information here. So nothing is different.
01:30:55.260
Um, but there is, I get a weird feeling about Q, this thing, this galactic federation of light shit
01:31:03.140
and like Melania Trump. I get a weird feeling. It's just like a little bit of a stirring there.
01:31:09.180
Like there's something there. There's some element. Melania Trump is Pleiadian Jesus,
01:31:13.140
which I have a lot to say about today, uh, because of JT, but we'll talk about that in a minute.
01:31:18.900
Let's finish this. So it's not a magic trick. It is a very real, uh, prophetic force that has been
01:31:26.220
guiding us for thousands of years, helping us barely survive. Right. Until we got to this faded
01:31:32.260
moment in our destiny where these two worlds were crossed, where they can just boom, just have
01:31:37.040
free reign to come into our world and do what they want. Yeah. I don't think he's wrong in that
01:31:43.300
people are going to come to see this sort of thing pass. Um, but they're going to be deceived.
01:31:48.100
This is part of the massive deception. Yeah. This is that goddess that they bought into Babylon,
01:31:55.680
right? Uh, that they ushered in, in the deserts of New Mexico or whatever. Um, this is kind of the,
01:32:01.220
the fruition of that operation, you know, and I don't want to say operation in the sense that
01:32:06.740
all of the elements of it are a deception. I mean, people are going to see something, I think,
01:32:09.860
and this is really going to be the culmination of their efforts. Aren't just going to be
01:32:14.260
project blue beam or some gay shit like that, which even that nowadays, I'm kind of like,
01:32:18.180
I just don't think that there's any need for a project blue beam making holographic any, anything.
01:32:24.180
I think they have technology that's efficient. I think they have entities that are sufficient.
01:32:28.340
I think there's chimeric creations and hybrid entities and all these things. They don't need to,
01:32:33.300
uh, do a big fake hologram show. I think there's going to be real things that are going to have
01:32:37.620
real physical implications in this realm. Um, but that's still, they're going to be a deception.
01:32:43.380
If I was them, I would, I would use the holograms too. Like I'd have like,
01:32:47.780
one locale with some real stuff going on and one locale with holograms and then just
01:32:52.100
let the misinformation fly and people see where they, where they land. But I like this real quick,
01:32:56.820
though, uh, G by Jonathan says with the divine feminine character, there's always a King Ahab
01:33:01.460
doing its bidding. Yeah. And that, that, that fat, uh, Nola says Ahab was a cuck. That fat dude is a
01:33:07.700
cuck that we just watched and he's doing a little bit of the bidding. Well, I mean, I guess if you
01:33:11.540
get BF'd enough, I feel bad for him. I feel bad even calling him fat because I mean, I don't,
01:33:17.380
I don't remember exactly his dad's story, but his dad had a very like prolific abduction event,
01:33:22.660
something that like, if you were like blapped up like these guys, I understand why you'd believe
01:33:28.340
what they believe. It's not just some Billy Carson. Like these guys are not some Billy Carson
01:33:33.620
shit. That's selling you some kind of self betterment course. They, they might be doing
01:33:37.540
that now, but like these guys got messed up. So they believe what they believe, you know?
01:33:43.700
And I'm like, I kind of get it. They also, I think that they're Christians. They say that they're
01:33:47.940
Christians. That's interesting. Really? Yeah. So they have this very strange mix of
01:33:53.140
yeah, they're weird guy. We, we, we need to actually look into them a little bit more.
01:33:57.460
Um, anyway, this is all coming together. This is all coming to a certain point. And I can tell
01:34:05.060
because at nine 30 last night, my cousin, my cousin, who is a normie. Okay.
01:34:12.420
Yeah. She messaged me. And this is a person who, uh, I like to, you actually met her at Christmas.
01:34:20.260
Um, I like to like argue with her about the rules. She's a, she likes to go to Disney. She likes to
01:34:25.860
follow the rules of what they say there. I do whatever I want. We're constantly like in opposition,
01:34:31.860
but we're friends. Like, like she's my friend, but like, like just opposites of what I, and I,
01:34:38.020
and I tell her all the time, I'm like, Hey, don't listen to these people do what you have to do.
01:34:41.700
They're going to take advantage of you. She tells me, no, she ends up wrong.
01:34:46.180
And yeah, I know, but she's great. She's great though. Um, so she messages me last night and she
01:34:55.780
goes, Hey, have you seen the documentary age of age of disclosure? Oh, our favorite documentary.
01:35:01.140
And I go, yeah. What did you think about it? And she goes, well, we're watching it now. And I go,
01:35:06.020
I'm interested to hear your thoughts, especially cause you probably don't know any of the people that
01:35:10.820
are presenting the information because my first thought is, uh, for this documentary to be
01:35:16.340
accessible to the public, the information being provided is not even scratching the surface
01:35:21.140
or the severity of the truth. She's saying this, she's saying this. And I go, that's correct.
01:35:26.980
Okay. I said, there's a lot more. And it was like a good lie sandwiched between the truths. And they,
01:35:31.540
she's like, you know, they alluded it to being the devil's work, which is interesting verbiage from the,
01:35:36.260
from a government official. And I was like, that part might be true.
01:35:39.700
Yeah. But they didn't, they didn't allude to that. They said that, I mean, specifically,
01:35:43.860
cause I know I've watched that part twice. They said that there was an old guard in the Pentagon
01:35:47.860
who was alluding to that. Right. I was telling her about the Collins elite. Yeah. And I was like,
01:35:51.380
there's like, there's a little bit, I need to talk to her in person. I mean, that's what
01:35:55.140
Albarino was suggesting the Collins elite. Um, but that documentary never even talked about the
01:36:00.900
Collins elite. It just said old guard in the Pentagon who looks at these things as the devil,
01:36:06.500
and that we don't want to mess with that. Yeah. And that's pretty much what they left it at.
01:36:09.940
Yeah. Um, and then she goes, there's actually a movie, uh, cold disclosure day. And I was like,
01:36:16.180
yeah, by Spielberg. I'm like, you know, so I'm just, I didn't really like get deep into it with
01:36:22.100
her because it's a text message late at night. And also like, how do I unwrap this for you? Yeah.
01:36:27.540
In a way that you will understand because you're being fed COVID propaganda here. Like Matt was
01:36:34.660
saying, he's like, this is COVID propaganda. Yes, it is. The repetition, it was like hypnosis
01:36:39.620
techniques. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And giving you your talking points, how through entertainment,
01:36:45.060
through entertainment, through, uh, approved sources, the narrative. But like, I have,
01:36:49.780
I think with her, at least I've planted such a seed where it's like, I'm telling you, dude,
01:36:55.380
you think she'll come around to it. I think she already has the fact that she's like,
01:36:58.980
she looks even suspicious of it. She's good. She's the type of person that should take this
01:37:05.220
and just eat it up and believe it because they're, they're presenting you the authority.
01:37:09.220
Yeah. Right. But because I guess, because she knows me and because I've said some wild shit
01:37:14.340
at Christmas and whenever we're like, we have holidays over there, I'll just be saying the
01:37:19.260
craziest stuff. Remember I was telling you about, uh, little seeds. Yeah. I was talking to the older guy.
01:37:24.660
That was her husband about Jesus Christ and, uh, about worship. And yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:30.820
That was her husband. So like, I'm able to have these kinds of conversations with them and go like
01:37:35.700
deeper, which I'm like, all right, good. At least I'm doing something. Cause like
01:37:39.300
reaching people that are close to you is almost impossible. It's very hard, dude.
01:37:43.300
Yeah. So I'm like, I have to be very careful with how I, uh, disperse the information. You got to do it.
01:37:51.220
Like you got to make them laugh and you could say something crazy. And then you got to kind of let
01:37:55.460
them come to the conclusions on their own. It's more like posing thought experiments. Have you
01:38:00.660
thought about that? Yeah. It's like a question. What about this? And like, I'm not going to tell
01:38:04.340
you what about this, but like, you know, maybe if your brain works, you'll do the, what about this
01:38:08.820
and then come to a couple of conclusions that are more viable than other ones. Yeah. And then at least
01:38:13.700
you'll be entertained. Well, we just talked about planting seeds and then we brought up this guy
01:38:19.140
earlier. This is a fascinating thing. That's actually, uh, come up on the timeline here.
01:38:24.580
Um, Billy Carson, sweet Billy Carson. He's back. He's back, baby. He says, young boy,
01:38:31.300
a young boy reveals. I've not watched this. This is interesting. Uh, amazing revelations
01:38:36.260
about aliens. Let me just say something to you, Billy. Good for you, dude. This is, this goes,
01:38:41.060
Billy. I said this on, on a tower gang a long time ago, and this was directed at, uh, uh, uh,
01:38:47.780
Clint Walrusel and don't call him Walrusel. Whatever. That's not nice. We're, they were
01:38:54.020
talking about like, Oh, we only have to protect, we have to be careful what we say and like be like,
01:38:59.140
protect the, our narrative. So that way it can't be thrown in our faces and all this
01:39:03.700
shit like that. And I'm just like, dude, just say what you got to say. Yeah. People are like,
01:39:08.180
they could react however they want. And then guess what? I said, this is my, my famous point
01:39:12.820
on, on tower gang. If I ever said anything, I said, you can just say anything. Yeah. And that's
01:39:18.500
it. And then just keep it moving and just fucking keep saying it. Yeah. And when people get mad,
01:39:23.220
you go, okay. And then you just say something else. That's the truth. You just keep, you can just say,
01:39:28.260
you can just say whatever, you know what I'm like, David's writing it down. You can just say
01:39:33.220
anything. Whatever. You can just say whatever. Here's Billy, Billy Carson as proof to it. Yeah.
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$49 annual fee applies planet fitness, the official gym of hockey Canada. He does. Well,
01:40:10.420
a better example than Billy Carson, even. And I'm, I'm, I'm thinking maybe we should go and look at a
01:40:14.900
clip after this is David Ike. Yeah. You could just say whatever, dog. Maybe you come on here and you
01:40:20.500
say sickness, get out of me. Sickness. Dean and get, get off of me. You can just say whatever.
01:40:26.340
All right, here, let's watch this. Let's watch this. Uh, young boy revealing some, some alien
01:40:30.340
shit. Starseed channeling. It's my favorite. My favorite word is starseed. It's my favorite word,
01:40:37.140
dude. Do you really think that aliens are going to try to destroy the earth when we have what they
01:40:42.020
need? That's true. The only reason why they try to attack us is that. Holy shit. Already Oedipal
01:40:47.540
mother. Yeah. Oedipal mother. That's true. She's holding up the signs. That's true. Young
01:40:51.940
king. Flip the board. Read it. As if we were at war with them. We're not at war with them.
01:40:57.860
We're not. Right. We have wood. They want wood. They don't have wood. Yeah. So they need us.
01:41:05.460
Yeah. What are you talking about? They got 75, 25, dude. 1585 Argon. Dude, what are you talking
01:41:11.860
about? We got wood. They don't got wood. We're not at war with them because this kid is a military
01:41:16.500
practice. He knows exactly how wars look. He knows how wars look. This isn't a war. He's six.
01:41:22.260
I've seen this kid before though years ago. Slap this kid. He's not grown up at all. It's the same
01:41:26.580
age. He's very small. He's like a couple years older. This is infuriating to me.
01:41:37.860
And yeah, they are very, very real. If you don't believe in aliens, what are you then? What are you?
01:41:43.700
What are you? I'm an alien. Everyone. Yeah. Absent father. This is literally a single parent
01:41:52.020
household, Oedipal mother situation. This child is saying absolutely fucking nothing. And Billy
01:41:58.420
Carson eats it up. Billy Carson, also single parent household, eats it up, dude. He eats it up.
01:42:06.100
What is it? It's normal. It's normal to be an alien. We're not the only ones who are have life
01:42:15.540
on a planet. Do you know how to the trillions of infinite amount of plants, do you know how big
01:42:20.900
space really is? He's just Neil deGrasse Tyson-ing us up right now. Real quick, real quick. Yeah,
01:42:26.180
please. Would you rather, would you rather your kid be this? Or would you rather your kid be,
01:42:33.140
uh, hold on. What do you got? Would you rather your kid be this? I don't know if people are
01:42:37.620
familiar. Oh, 100%. No waist mixing? Which way, Weston man? Dude, you should make that,
01:42:44.180
make that post. It doesn't matter if nobody has the context. I love that post. Which way,
01:42:49.380
Weston man? Weston man. You got a choice. It's always been growing and it has been growing since the
01:42:54.500
very beginning, but there was no beginning because the beginning was always there and there will be no
01:42:58.740
and busy and wasn't always there. Fucking profound. This kid argues in the same way
01:43:04.100
Billy Carson does. Yeah. How do you know all this? It feels natural. Where does it come from?
01:43:11.940
Probably aliens or whatever. So your downloads, don't you feel that they're coming from the aliens?
01:43:17.780
Yeah, from your TikTok algorithm, bitch. Yeah, like he's been watching it over your shoulder.
01:43:21.700
He can hear you crying in the bathroom as you watch this shit. Jeez, man.
01:43:25.220
In yourself. I'm sure. I'm sure it's from the aliens. Yeah. Or, or maybe past lives. Who knows?
01:43:33.300
Yeah. That's amazing. That you just know all this stuff. And I believe it. And so now we know.
01:43:40.340
Now you know. Oh, I hate it, dude. I hate it. What did Billy say about it? Can you just go to Billy
01:43:48.340
said? Young boy reveals amazing revelations, which is redundant to reveal a revelation
01:43:57.540
about aliens and life on other planets. Amazing. Billy Carson. Well, he is black, but I even think
01:44:03.620
he wrote that. I think that's like, that's like his PR firm or something like that. Well,
01:44:07.300
they used reveal in two different forms. So that means that he doesn't do anything.
01:44:11.460
He doesn't cancel out. He doesn't do anything. Yeah. His kid doesn't do anything.
01:44:15.460
Kid does nothing. Dude. Yeah. Uh, Pandafly says that was hard to watch. It's all of it. It's the
01:44:20.180
reincarnation shit. It's the, I'm a star seed thing. It comes from the aliens. You're an alien. It's just
01:44:26.420
a gay, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, mishmash. There are ways you can go. I mean, you could, we could,
01:44:34.100
we could do like, I don't know this route. You can go Andrew. Yeah. You can go that gay kid. Andrew's got a pug.
01:44:41.460
Andrew's got a great pug. A pug's probably dead now. Sad. I like a pug. You can, you can be that
01:44:46.660
kid or, you know, you could, uh, give, give that kid hormone. Like that kid is on hormone blockers.
01:44:55.060
I don't think he is. I mean, and you know what? Kudos to the mom for not, for not doing that.
01:44:59.760
She's probably got to keep his genetics clean for when the aliens do take. No, she's got to keep his
01:45:03.920
genetics clean because if she gets any more edible mother, she's going to end up banging him.
01:45:08.080
Oh no, that's right. I fucking said it. Chuck from Guam
01:45:11.320
says revealing revelatory revelations. Yes. That's it. Also, that means it does happen.
01:45:16.340
If you do it three times. Oh yeah. One, two. Then it cancels the canceling out and it's back to base.
01:45:22.700
This reminds me. I was, uh, arguing with not arguing. Okay. I was fighting. Well, it was,
01:45:31.860
it was, uh, there's a disagreement. You were disagreeing. There was a disagreement with JT
01:45:37.360
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the official gym of Hockey Canada. Yeah. Just because he was a, I thought, JT, if you're watching this,
01:46:13.140
I know you watch the show. I thought you were being kind of bitchy at Ed and you got to stop.
01:46:17.460
Um, yeah, I don't like, I don't like when people, uh, organize against Ed because you're arguing against
01:46:24.500
the Bible, but, uh, yeah, we were just talking about some stuff and he was talking about his idea
01:46:30.920
of, uh, what the, who the whore of Babylon is. And he was quoting scripture, but I was like,
01:46:36.260
you're kind of cherry picking it here. And then he did it again in another occasion. I was like,
01:46:39.620
you kind of cherry pick this here as well. It doesn't necessarily say that. I do think that
01:46:45.340
the little season is interesting, but it is interesting. Uh, the ferociousness in which
01:46:52.660
you defend it. It's not even defending it. It's really, uh, what you're doing is kind of like
01:46:58.480
you're, you're not defending your idea. You're trying to defame another. And I'm like, all right,
01:47:04.560
well, there's, there's been times where I've gone really hard in the paint and it's when I, I believe
01:47:11.880
a thing is true. For example, we talked about it on the year in review episode when I pissed off,
01:47:17.400
um, black Twitter. Oh yeah. The reason that I did that is because I'm not going to back down
01:47:23.260
off of what I believe is true. Um, so I can understand that there's a vindication in the
01:47:28.220
thing that, you know, definitively is true. But if you give me a pushback against anything that is
01:47:34.460
theoretical, eventually I'm going to go like, yeah, maybe. Yeah. It's like, whatever. Like,
01:47:40.000
I don't really care. Um, but when you're kind of, when you're arguing and you're misconstruing the
01:47:45.760
Bible, one of the things that we were talking about was again, like the whore of Babylon,
01:47:49.400
we're sure that it's, it's Jerusalem because now we've all decided to be brave about the Jews.
01:47:56.020
This is what he's saying. He's saying that the whore of Babylon is, is Jerusalem two years after the
01:47:59.860
fact, because, uh, I forget it was like revelation 11 talks about, um, the whore being where our Lord
01:48:07.280
in Christ was crucified. And you could, you could type that to people who don't open up. I mean,
01:48:14.640
the apps are online. You can just open it up and read the Bible. And within that sentence, I'm like,
01:48:21.060
yeah, no, no, no. He's saying, I don't even have, I don't have the scripture pulled up here.
01:48:26.980
Uh, he's saying like, yeah, where our Lord was crucified. That's where, that's what's represented.
01:48:33.940
That's the representative of the whore of Babylon. But within that sentence, before he says where
01:48:39.920
our Lord was crucified, he says Egypt. And then he says Sodom and Gomorrah. And he's talking about
01:48:46.880
earthly kingdoms. He's talking about this one world government, that, that idea. Yeah. That worldly
01:48:53.640
idea. He's putting the blame of Christ, the blame of the crucifixion of Christ on the world itself,
01:49:01.040
which is the whore. So that's, it's, it's a metaphor. So we're talking about, well, it happens
01:49:07.220
now. It had to happen in 70 AD because he says, it's like, no, that's not, but that's not what
01:49:11.460
this even says. We can't even get past to the argument of the historical timeframe that you're
01:49:16.200
arguing about. And also calling out Ed over saying a Roman emperor's name, the wrong Roman emperor,
01:49:23.940
even though we know who he's talking about, because when you go and you look at the history,
01:49:27.840
the Roman emperor who he meant to say, well, also begins with the D. I don't even, I don't even
01:49:31.840
remember the name, did operate in the time that this book was written. Yeah. Well, I mean, he does
01:49:36.060
a show. It's, it's a three hour long episode. Yeah. And it's just very, it's just very, it's,
01:49:42.800
well, it's number one, it's not helpful and it's gay. So I don't know. I was, I'm reading it and I'm
01:49:48.840
kind of just going line for line whenever we're talking about the, whenever he's talking about the Bible.
01:49:52.420
And I'm just like, that's not really what it says here. This is what it says here.
01:49:54.820
Yeah. And I ended up reading, I said, let me read this again, because it's not something that I like
01:49:59.120
dwell on the, the little season of Satan. I don't really care about it. Uh, but revelation 27. And
01:50:07.080
when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison and then go out to
01:50:10.940
deceive the nations, which are in the four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog to gather them together
01:50:15.720
to battle the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. So this is where, this is where this whole
01:50:21.520
theory comes from. And it's cool. It's interesting. There is no timeframe. Satan is loosed after the
01:50:29.640
thousand years have expired, which they think happened. Who cares? This is the important part
01:50:35.400
because I got like, I'm, I'm arguing about this with JT just because like, I'm just, I'm just tired
01:50:42.480
of seeing the little season. But then I read this scripture and for some reason it just like,
01:50:48.000
Oh yeah. I mean, we, we've spoken about this with Ed as well, but it goes, and they went up
01:50:53.960
on the breadth of the earth and compass the camp of the saints about and the beloved city
01:51:01.340
and fire came down from God out of heaven and devoured them. So Satan gathers the army and they
01:51:08.540
went up and they went up. Is compassed mean like circled? Yeah. They, they circled them kind
01:51:15.580
of like the, uh, Jared, like the walls of Jericho kind of idea. They, so, but they went up. This is
01:51:22.380
the whole thing. And then when you look at the went up and you look at how it's translated here and
01:51:26.520
how went up is used, is used throughout, throughout the rest of the Bible. It, there is no doubt about
01:51:35.580
it. It just means to like, to ascend, to ascend up, to climb up a lot of times. Oh, oh. Cause this is
01:51:42.240
what they say. This is where they're like, went up, like went North. Yeah. It went to the North.
01:51:46.320
No, like departed from the ground up, up and ascend. Yes. A lot of the times the Bible is
01:51:52.160
talking about this. Like he went up straight away out there. So he comes up out the water. He didn't
01:51:57.320
go directionally North South. He didn't head North out of the water. No. When, when they're climbing
01:52:01.560
mountains, multitudes set onto it, he went up into a mountain. They're going up. This is a physical
01:52:07.680
direct. It's, it's not, it's not a direction on a plane. It's a, it's a direction vertically.
01:52:13.640
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I just found that part kind of fascinating. Again, it's like,
01:52:17.440
how do we get here from the little season? Cause like, this is so like, whatever,
01:52:20.880
keep arguing about the little season. Cause we're not in it, but this is interesting.
01:52:25.880
This is the argument to have. Yeah. That's a good point because that's, that's the basis for the
01:52:30.620
argument that the camp of the saints went North, right? They didn't, they're not.
01:52:34.020
Is that because the word compasses is used? Probably. And again, this is just a gross
01:52:38.460
misinterpretation of the Bible. And it's not even misinterpretation at some point. I got to look
01:52:42.580
at you and go, are you stupid or are you doing this to, to confuse people?
01:52:47.320
It's what Joel and Ed were saying on that episode of the confessionals. It's like, when you have this
01:52:51.520
idea and then you start bending a scripture to try to fit your idea, right? Like what we just did
01:52:57.920
there was like, look at the instances of that phrase used in scripture instead of taking
01:53:03.900
that phrase in a vacuum and then adapting it to something that we already had a presupposition
01:53:08.280
about. Yeah. It's like, well, what did they mean by that? Look up what they mean by it. And
01:53:12.340
several other times in the Bible, it's very, it's very clear, but that, and they went up. Then the
01:53:17.640
next scripture is that the devil deceived them and was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone
01:53:21.020
where he burns forever and ever, never, never judged. There is a hell. Jacob Israel, shout out
01:53:27.740
Jacob Israel. And, and then there's a couple more scriptures about the judgment at the throne
01:53:31.800
of God. But the next chapter is about new Jerusalem and they begin to talk about it. And John says,
01:53:39.540
I saw a heaven, a new heaven and a new earth, the first heaven, the first earth were passed
01:53:43.440
away. There's no more sea. And then I saw the holy city, new Jerusalem coming down from God
01:53:48.660
out of heaven. Um, man, where is it? There's a part of in here that, where he talks about that.
01:53:55.760
He sees it. He sees it from a, like from a mountain. I, I gotta find this. Like he was
01:54:03.900
placed on a mountain as he's watching this, but I, this is out of, I think this is out
01:54:08.320
of order, not necessarily out of order for John's, um, for, for John's situation, for what
01:54:16.140
he's seeing, but it's out of order for us because new Jerusalem is here for, is that, is that
01:54:22.780
here for a thousand years? Have people just been accustomed to this giant thing in the sky?
01:54:28.740
Right. Because the saints are there. They're not in the North pole. They went up and then
01:54:33.460
they encompassed it. They fly around it and that's when they're going to do battle. And
01:54:37.100
then God just takes everything out. Um, so what has been in the, this is important, dude.
01:54:44.720
This is not like more important than the little season shit. This is like the actual deception
01:54:48.360
that's happening. Little season has been a little, honestly, it's been an annoyance and
01:54:54.800
It was interesting because on that episode, they were tying it into the Mandela effect and
01:54:59.120
they had some pretty fascinating things to say about the beginnings of the Mandela effect
01:55:02.780
and then how the Mandela effect attaches itself to, uh, the little season because apparently
01:55:08.300
something that the, the, the, I think it was like the, the wolf that lays with the lamb
01:55:15.820
that's incorrectly remembered as the lion with the lamb is from literally a passage about
01:55:22.120
the little season in revelation. So it's like, and that's one of the big things, uh, that
01:55:27.640
is part of the Mandela effect is specifically biblical Mandela effect. Um, and they were going
01:55:33.320
off about how those things connected. I thought it was fascinating, but yeah, I don't know, man.
01:55:37.140
I don't know where they're, uh, why this is such a hill to die on for these guys. And what
01:55:43.720
I will say is the way they get fucking, um, tribal about it. They don't just get tribal.
01:55:49.920
It's like, you're dealing with people that also believe in Jesus Christ, right? Like we
01:55:53.040
have that in common. So any other thing is, is, you know, really like a debate in, I guess
01:55:59.020
the lesser important parts, the most important part being Jesus Christ. Um, but they treat
01:56:04.520
these people like Ed, just because he's written a book about it. Like he's the enemy.
01:56:09.020
Right. And this is, this is the big problem that I have with it. Cause I'm like, I noticed
01:56:12.400
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This kind of vernacular around it, even before Ed's episode dropped, like I noticed how people
01:56:50.800
were talking about him because he did write the book, but if they knew Ed, they'd understand
01:56:55.060
that like, well, I mean, the reason he wrote the book was because like, we kind of told
01:56:59.280
him to, and he wrote it on our show. Yeah. Yeah. He, he wrote it begrudgingly. I remember
01:57:06.000
talking to him about it and him saying like, it's not even really worth my time, but okay.
01:57:12.100
And then he puts it to bed and then he moves on. Well, that's like people that watch our
01:57:16.760
show with Ed. Um, I've seen people in the comments disagree about some, you know, parcel
01:57:23.200
of information now and again, but everybody recognizes Ed as a good dude who's doing good
01:57:29.120
work. So if you go to Ed and you say, you use the wrong name for the wrong Roman emperor,
01:57:34.240
you know, like, okay, whatever. But is Ed's mission to deceive anybody or to mislead
01:57:39.520
anybody? Like he's one of the more genuine dudes that I've ever known. I consider him
01:57:44.120
a friend. He's a good dude. But for some reason on this one topic, people mischaracterize
01:57:50.060
him and treat him like he's some sort of enemy. And I'm going like that thing that you're
01:57:54.240
attacking isn't even, you're not even listening to this guy. You don't know this guy's opinions
01:57:57.760
on anything. You don't know the guy's information or his thoughts. Like you just know he's
01:58:01.700
attacking the little season. Therefore he's your enemy. I'm like, if that is the fruits
01:58:06.860
of this theology, is that sort of behavior, then fuck you.
01:58:12.140
Yeah. And, and in a sense it is. And there are, there are a couple of people that are doing
01:58:17.180
this again, like you, we, we can hide behind, well, it's not me. I mean, I'm not really,
01:58:23.640
I wasn't really doing this, but if I set people upon you, then you are doing that. This is the same
01:58:30.140
idea as like a, like a Nick Fuentes. Like people say, Oh, well, Nick Fuentes is different from the
01:58:35.300
Groypers. And I go, I don't know. The Groypers are a consequence of Nick Fuentes and he set them
01:58:40.420
upon people and they do retarded stuff. So when I look at those, those guys and I say, I don't really
01:58:46.580
like Groypers. I got to look at where they're coming from. And I got to look at the fruits that
01:58:51.120
it bears. This is the fruit that it bears. And I'm watching people do this to Ed this, it's the same
01:58:57.480
shit. So, but I'm just going to shoot back. Brenna said, don't do that fruit. It sounds
01:59:02.740
like an apple. This is a, this, the little season is a huge golden apple for those people.
01:59:07.980
That's what it is. It's massive, dude. It's, it's becomes all encompassing. I've some of these guys,
01:59:14.000
and maybe it's a similar situation where it's like, you might look at Ed and think that he's
01:59:17.920
obsessed with the little season. Cause he wrote a book and he did a couple episodes on it. And now
01:59:20.760
he's on Merkel's, even though they recorded this episode three months ago, you might think that from
01:59:24.500
the outside looking in, maybe there's some of that with me. Maybe I'm looking at guys like JT or
01:59:29.480
pole stops or anything. And maybe I'm thinking that their body of work on the little season is more
01:59:33.060
obsessive than it actually is because those are the things that gained virality. Therefore, those are
01:59:37.360
the things that pass my awareness. But if I'm wrong or if I'm correct, rather, what it does look like
01:59:44.760
is they are obsessing over this element of the Bible. When the bigger picture of the Bible is knowing God,
01:59:54.060
closeness to God, drawing closer to God, understanding who your father is, understanding
01:59:58.600
the story of Christ, understanding all of this is the bigger picture of the Bible. But instead,
02:00:04.600
it is admittedly like people who, and I'm guilty of this myself, only focus on like revelation,
02:00:10.680
revelation, the book of revelation because of its conspiratorial nature.
02:00:14.400
But what about all these other things? What about the life of Jesus? What about how God was in the
02:00:18.680
Old Testament versus the New Testament? What about this genealogy? What about all of these things?
02:00:22.640
What about how God interacts with mankind? What he expects from mankind and how Ed lays out
02:00:27.860
the way that he interacts with them differently throughout different moments in the Bible?
02:00:32.460
You know, you can tell. I don't know. I don't want to judge these people, but it almost feels like
02:00:38.140
you're reading the Bible again. Like you're reading the Bible to be right. We talked about this with Matt.
02:00:44.260
Well, I talked about this with Matt and I've done it too, but it's, it's a thing where it's like,
02:00:48.760
okay, great. We're in revelation 20 and I'm reading, you know, the seventh verse here. Cause I,
02:00:52.720
I gotta be right. Well, let's cross-reference this with some stories. And maybe you do go to
02:00:57.640
the Old Testament. Maybe you go to Isaiah. Maybe you go to different books of the Bible there.
02:01:01.600
It's a Genesis and you start to justify yourself, but you haven't read those books.
02:01:06.100
And I can tell that you haven't read them in a meaningful fashion to try to understand them
02:01:10.040
because you, the explanations you're giving me are out of context, even within the book of
02:01:15.040
revelation. He's telling me, um, he's saying, Oh, look, uh, you know, it says that, that the things
02:01:21.180
in this book that, that you see, we'll just go to the first chapter. Um, Jesus tells John,
02:01:27.240
what you see here are things that are happening and things that will happen. And before, and then
02:01:33.960
he goes, see, look, so therefore the things are happening now. And I go now being the moment that
02:01:40.320
he's talking to John now, then 70 AD and then boom. And then the rest. And I'm like, yeah,
02:01:46.520
but the next verse is a letter to the church. Like, yes, they're happening now. He's addressing
02:01:53.720
the church of then of then, which is now, are you reading this or are you just picking to win?
02:02:00.260
Hmm. I'm familiar with it. Well, that's a lot of what's been getting me lately. It's the same
02:02:05.520
thing with like the Orthodox church or Catholicism or any of these things where it's like you get so
02:02:10.740
immersed in scripture, so immersed in the, uh, the church fathers and everything. And it seems like
02:02:16.760
you've removed specifically when they talk about not reading the Bible, because your interpretation
02:02:20.460
is, is folly and it'll end in lesbian preachers to me is like, you've removed the supernatural element
02:02:26.960
of the Bible, which is the Holy Spirit revealing these things to you. If that's not an element,
02:02:32.120
which it is in the book of John, you're told directly that the anointing you received is the
02:02:36.040
Holy Spirit that will allow you to understand the truth, reveal things to you, et cetera, et cetera,
02:02:40.360
that you need no man to teach you. Um, then what is this now? We've removed the Holy Spirit.
02:02:46.080
We've removed the spirit from this book. What is it? It's arguing points. Yeah. That's what it
02:02:50.980
becomes. Did you win? Are you winning son? Yeah. Was it worth it? I guess you are. What did it cost?
02:02:57.440
Everything. Well, uh, revelation 21 10, this is the scripture I was talking about. And he carried
02:03:02.460
me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain. And he showed me the great city,
02:03:06.500
the Holy Jerusalem descending out of the heaven from out of heaven from God. And that this is
02:03:10.840
interesting. This is where he starts to describe it. But again, yeah, he carried me to a high mountain.
02:03:15.580
This is high. It's just, it's high up. It's, he went North with you, carried you. It's not a
02:03:20.840
directionality. And again, I, maybe I'm mischaracterizing and it doesn't matter. The
02:03:24.480
points of the little season are, they don't really matter here because what's happening is the next
02:03:29.300
chapter, John is describing what, uh, he's describing what new Jerusalem is, what it looks like, its
02:03:35.240
properties, all the stuff about it. But the chapter before it's almost clear that new Jerusalem has been
02:03:42.400
there for a thousand years, maybe more again, like depending on the season, the, the, the short,
02:03:50.760
the short season of Satan, when he's, when he's loose to gather the nations against Jesus. And
02:03:56.460
there's a lot of these people. I don't know how long that takes could be fairly quickly. They lose
02:04:01.720
fairly quickly, but there's a thousand years plus whatever time that this thing is just floating.
02:04:08.680
That's where Jesus is at. And it's doesn't seem like a mountain. They go up and then they circle
02:04:14.500
around this. And John says, he brings them to a mountain in order to see this thing. I don't know
02:04:22.140
what any of this means. I don't know if they're talking about these portals, spiritual high places,
02:04:25.940
how you get to new Jerusalem. Um, it's fascinating, but the idea that this is something,
02:04:35.320
it's like a city that's floating, like Avengers type city that's floating and it's there for a
02:04:39.800
thousand years. It really adds to this new age deception that we're talking to, that we want
02:04:45.380
to talk with Timothy Albarino about guys like, uh, Steve, whatever, Chris Bledsoe that are talking
02:04:52.980
about this alien narrative, this little kid, these aliens, these space brothers is going to come as
02:04:56.960
exactly that. It's going to come as some sort of like a ship. And I was joking with you today.
02:05:01.660
People's fucking minds. And they, yeah, I was joking with you. I was like, Hey, we don't know
02:05:05.720
what Jesus is going to be wearing. They tell us he looked like, uh, you know, Caesar Borgia and he's
02:05:11.220
where he's going to come with sandals. I was like, dude might be wearing some silver boots. I don't know
02:05:15.720
what they wear in heaven, but what they're talking about this police Pleiadian Jesus. We don't know
02:05:21.100
what he's, I don't know what he's going to be wearing, but I wouldn't be surprised if these guys
02:05:24.620
are close, but it's just like that one little off the one lie. And they're going to do their best to
02:05:31.540
replicate exactly that, you know, on that topic of, um, which that actually makes the little season
02:05:37.400
super important or I guess debunking it because if, yeah, like is new Jerusalem there the entire
02:05:47.420
time? And then that is a great question that Ed proposes. Does it go away when Satan's gathering
02:05:53.400
his army? Because if this is a thing that's just floating there for years to the point where they
02:05:58.560
have to go up to it in order to circle around it, where they're going to do war to it, they went up
02:06:04.220
to circle around. What the hell is this thing? And if we're in the little season, did it, does it go
02:06:10.500
away? Will we not, will we not have noticed that it's there? Yeah. I don't, I mean, if it's a veil
02:06:16.140
thing, a tearing of the veil. Again, that's attributing a lot of power to, to Satan, a lot of power to
02:06:23.780
Satan. I don't know. I, the main thing for me, cause sometimes I, I, I like to boil things down
02:06:30.420
to just like, there's a whole bunch of shit that seems to be wrong with the thing, but there's like
02:06:33.540
one potent. It's like with the Timothy Albarino thing. It's like, cut a, cut all the fat off this.
02:06:38.100
You said one thing. Now you're doing another thing with, with this. I think it's the great
02:06:43.320
commission. It's just like, what does it mean to make disciples of men? If Christ has already
02:06:47.780
returned. That's, that's like hugely because is there a call to continue making disciples of men
02:06:58.640
after Christ returns, establishes his millennial kingdom? Is there a call to continue making
02:07:05.460
disciples of men when, when Satan is loosed on the world for a short season? It just seems like
02:07:10.560
survival. Right. So, so I think what it takes is looking into the great commission and finding out
02:07:17.360
like until when, how long are we called to make disciples of men until what point? And if that
02:07:25.340
point is until the return of Jesus Christ, what are you saying then? He's already been here.
02:07:33.920
So we're not supposed to do this anymore. Right. We're not supposed to preach the good news. We're
02:07:38.460
not supposed to spread the gospel. We're not supposed to make disciples of men. That seems.
02:07:43.980
Well, I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure that they wouldn't say that. Like when you lay it out
02:07:48.880
like that. No, I'm sure they wouldn't say that. So it's like, what does the Bible say?
02:07:54.160
Jenny says, Jesus said, occupy until I return. Yeah. What does the Bible say about the great
02:08:01.300
commission? How long are you to make disciples of men until what point until the return of Christ?
02:08:07.500
Because I don't know. I'm, I'm genuinely asking because then if we're not called to do that after
02:08:15.840
he returns, then we shouldn't be doing it. Right. I mean, we're doing what we're supposed to do.
02:08:22.500
What does the Bible say we're supposed to do? What does God want us to do?
02:08:27.040
Yeah. So, I mean, that seems like, like, I feel like all things need to stop and that needs to be
02:08:34.460
explored. That's the thing that needs to be, you know, and, and maybe there's a simple answer to
02:08:39.560
that. There could be a simple answer to that. I don't know it. You know, I'm, I'm still, uh, new
02:08:43.840
in all of this. I'm still learning so much, but it just seems like, uh, that would be the number one
02:08:50.060
thing that we should address. Like, okay, well, what are we supposed to do then? Right. Cause like,
02:08:53.460
let's, let's do that. It's like, all right, Christ is here. And, and he, and he left, however you see it.
02:09:00.100
Maybe he didn't leave. Maybe he just moved locations to the North. Okay. Whatever the
02:09:03.280
situation is, what then are we called to do now? Just endure? We're not meant to do anything
02:09:10.040
or are we meant to still spread the gospel, spread the word of Jesus Christ? If so, where's
02:09:16.760
the scripture to back that up? It just seems like the, the, the job would change if you were
02:09:23.960
meant to do a thing until the return of Christ. And then Christ returns. And it's like, well,
02:09:26.980
what's, what's next the same exact thing. Where does it say that, you know, because I'm going to
02:09:33.780
continue doing that, but I would like to see if we're in the little season, then what, what is,
02:09:40.800
what is my job? How, how am I serving the kingdom of God during the short season? How am I a good
02:09:48.080
servant during this time? I don't know what, yeah. What is, what exactly would your job be? Don't know.
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Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada. It just seems like that that's, and there could be
02:10:29.240
somebody, you know, with, with more scriptural knowledge than, than me might say, actually,
02:10:33.420
yeah, there is a, there is a, um, a basis for that. Here's the answer to that.
02:10:37.120
What scriptural, scriptural knowledge of what? I don't know. I, I, I don't know what I don't know.
02:10:41.340
You know what I mean? But, uh, it just seems like that would be, that's, that's my logical
02:10:46.300
question. It's like, I want to do, I've been praying all the time to do what God wants me to
02:10:52.060
do. Whatever God's plan. There's no script. How, how could you have scriptural knowledge of what to
02:10:55.880
do in this time? It's four verses. And then right after is about, uh, the judgment at the throne.
02:11:04.440
It's a great, the great white throne. We're called to serve, right? So like if I'm JT,
02:11:09.600
if I'm Paul Stobbs, if I'm any of these guys who have, who have labored over this and, and found
02:11:14.880
the information and, and done all the reading and the theorizing and connecting of the dots,
02:11:20.080
my question would very quickly become, okay, Lord, what am I supposed to do here? Because the
02:11:25.880
great commission is very obvious, nice and clean cut, make disciples of men. What do I do now?
02:11:32.340
We're called to be servants, right? How do I serve?
02:11:35.140
That seems like if I established that in my mind, we're in the little season,
02:11:41.340
then my next question, the next thing I obsessed over would be, how do I serve?
02:11:47.520
The only way that you're in the little season, like if you're really going through the logic of
02:11:52.640
what's of the timeline of what's happening here, the only way you are in the little season is if God
02:11:57.780
has completely left and abandoned you and left you. Well, that's even the thing because what Ed is
02:12:03.000
laying out is like, but also even say that he leaves. Why is the Holy Spirit still with us?
02:12:09.620
Like once the seals are broken, yeah, the Holy Spirit is removed, is removed. And you know,
02:12:17.400
we can make fun of what happens at the church. That's a good question. You would have to say
02:12:23.160
like, well, what you're experiencing is not the Holy Spirit. Or you would have to say, well,
02:12:27.120
the Holy Spirit is put back in. Sure. Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't see anything here about
02:12:32.840
that. But we do know that the restrainer will be removed for all manner of things that happen.
02:12:38.480
The restrainer is the Holy Spirit. That thing goes. And I'll tell you right now, like, again,
02:12:43.480
we can argue all day about it, I guess. But I have experienced the Holy Spirit. That's one thing
02:12:49.040
that I have experienced. And I can tell you for sure that that exists. There is something there.
02:12:53.180
There is a guidance. There's something that comes across in, even in my words. Sometimes I'm not,
02:13:00.260
I don't mean to say a certain thing. But if you learn to just kind of like let yourself be a little
02:13:05.760
bit clearer, that will come through you. So, all right, well, what is that? And where is that?
02:13:12.420
If we're... Well, is that what the Bible says, you know, during these times? So the restrainer
02:13:18.060
is commonly interpreted as the Holy Spirit, and this is removed. And then after that, the lawless
02:13:24.960
one, the man of perdition takes power, the Antichrist takes power. Is there any precedent
02:13:29.800
for like, and then the Holy Spirit is reintroduced and dwells within man?
02:13:36.540
No, it's... No, this is... Then it's the thousand-year reign. But with... Yeah, so if we have Jesus
02:13:43.620
as a... With our thousand-year reign, and within the thousand-year reign where there's no sickness
02:13:48.420
or famine and things are pretty good, even though people still will rebel, the Holy Spirit wouldn't
02:13:54.440
need to be upon the people the way it is now. Yeah, because it would be evident. Jesus would
02:14:00.580
be here. Yeah. Yeah. Why would I... Yeah. Jesus is right there. So not to say like we don't need
02:14:08.080
the Holy Spirit, but like if they are three in one, I guess that brings into a question of what
02:14:11.440
is the Trinity. Well, it's interesting because Jesus has to leave so that the helper can come
02:14:15.600
in the first place. So does that mean the return of Christ is the reason that the restrainer is
02:14:21.180
removed? So the restrainer is removed, the man of perdition takes power, Christ returns.
02:14:28.660
But that's not the return of the Holy Spirit, it's the return of Jesus Christ in the flesh here to
02:14:34.440
reign. Which is the same thing. So... Depending on your belief system, I suppose. I don't know.
02:14:39.880
It just seems like... I wish Matt was here so he could just be like...
02:14:43.980
I'm not doing this. Yeah. And just making faces. I can see how it's like a fun...
02:14:48.080
You stupid bitch, Matt. It's a fun theory. Yeah. And it's fast. It's compelling too because
02:14:52.680
of like the hidden history aspect of it. But like it raises some questions that like, well,
02:14:58.140
I mean, you know, maybe that's just me in the newness of my walk. I don't have the information
02:15:02.620
to, you know, to back it now to know what the answer to these questions. Maybe these questions
02:15:06.920
are simpler than I'm giving credit, you know, to. But it just seems like that would be it
02:15:12.040
for me. I'd be like, you know, yeah, that's a great question. What about the Holy Spirit?
02:15:16.120
Is the Holy Spirit reintroduced? Because as far as I'm concerned, I feel the presence of
02:15:21.440
the Holy Spirit. Commonly. When I ask the Holy Spirit to arrive, it arrives. He arrives.
02:15:27.160
So what am I experiencing then? Is that not that? Am I being deceived? You know, listen,
02:15:35.620
at best, at best, you could just make up, you could just make up some shit to fill in these
02:15:40.720
spaces here. But I'm going to just read the Bible. And I think that's, I think that's really
02:15:47.060
the crux of the issue here. Like you have, you have somebody who's been reading the Bible for their
02:15:51.360
entire life and deciphering it in a meaningful way for over a decade. And you're kind of arguing
02:15:57.800
against that. So that entire book, I don't know if people have read it or not. There are arguments
02:16:03.240
and then they point at scripture and they're like, this is what they say. And as a matter of fact,
02:16:05.960
this is what the people of the time thought. You tell me. And it's just over and over again,
02:16:12.620
that's kind of what it is. And honestly, yeah, I get why it's kind of boring for him. I get why
02:16:16.560
he's like this. I mean, he even said like, this isn't even a, he doesn't even consider it a
02:16:21.140
theory. It's, but it is an interesting, it's just, it's just kind of like an interesting thing.
02:16:25.940
I would love to, I hate to drag Ed back into the stupid little season shit, but like, I would love
02:16:29.900
to talk to Ed or Matt about that. You're fucking in it. Yeah, dude, you're in it. You're in it.
02:16:34.980
And I'm sure it's a, it's disturbing. You know, I'm sure I w I would love to just see a little bit
02:16:40.980
of Merck. I got to text him and be like, Hey, you getting, you getting blapped up by little
02:16:43.980
seasoners yet? Like what's going on? What's black? What, what is that? What do you mean black? Is that
02:16:49.560
good? It's like, no, that's Guam. No, the Guam is great. I mean, you can get, you can get
02:16:52.840
blapped up. It could be good. You're never going to get Guam badly, but you might get,
02:16:56.940
you might get black badly. You might get black, uh, goodly. That's actually see people, I guess
02:17:02.420
like a long time listeners of the show should know you want to get blapped by, uh, Hulk Hogan.
02:17:08.760
Well, no, well, Ozzy Osbourne, you'd be, you want to get black by Ozzy or you don't, you don't
02:17:13.900
want to, you'd prefer, but you don't want to get black by Hulk Hogan, brother. No, no
02:17:19.200
way, brother. No, no, no. Rest in peace. All right, guys. We could, we could, we could
02:17:25.500
have him back for a discussion. Uh, and Matt, yeah, a hundred percent. Yeah. We should do
02:17:29.740
that soon. Yeah. All right. So I guess it's time. It's time.
02:17:33.180
He thought it was over. I forgot about this shit, dog. Oh my God. We're going to do messages
02:17:43.860
for mom. Let's go, bro. There's a long, there's a long episode, which means lots more, uh, ad
02:17:48.320
revenue. All right. What is this? What is this little gate? My mom says, if your son starts
02:17:53.300
doing this shit, what does that mean? What does that mean? Uh, bro, who the fuck taught
02:18:01.660
this little, Oh my God, bro. I know he's going to be dancing. I can't hear it. There's
02:18:06.120
no sound on these dude. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I can make it
02:18:09.260
play sound. I'm sure this guy is saying nothing really. Listen, at least he's not telling me
02:18:13.500
about Pleiadian Jesus. Um, can we agree? Western man, would you want that from your kid or Pleiadian
02:18:19.300
Jesus? I feel like if it's Pleiadian Jesus, all you got to do is, is talk him off a ledge.
02:18:24.320
Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess you could talk this kid out of being incredibly homosexual, but
02:18:29.760
also what is this, uh, sexy lady dance? This, this little boy is doing. Oh, I mean, he's
02:18:36.380
a super soldier. He's, he's one of those guys that's been recruited. You think that's a super
02:18:39.960
soldier? Yeah. He was in that military program. Remember he's going to end up within the Graves
02:18:43.620
disease. Get out of here. That's not a super soldier. I just don't, I just don't like that
02:18:48.620
look like a, um, uh, a provocative lady dance. It was a lot of spinning. My daughter does a
02:18:54.340
dance like that. Very weird. You got to hit her. No, no. I let her do it. I just, I'd keep
02:18:57.940
off the pole. Okay. Yeah. As long as there's no pole. Yeah. You spin around. I say, good
02:19:01.940
job. But if your son starts doing it, you got to hit him. Right. If we can't hear this,
02:19:05.080
I guess this show's over. Wait, we can't hear fucking, I don't know. We're going to try
02:19:08.380
to play it. Got a shocking call yesterday from my father. The only problem is he's been
02:19:13.580
dead since 2008. Hell yeah. I like this. Mom. This is, um, you know what I really used to
02:19:21.200
like is going down the rabbit holes on Reddit of like glitch in the matrix stories.
02:19:26.140
Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, we should read some glitch in the matrix story sometimes because
02:19:30.440
they're excellent. This is like, uh, it almost reminds me a little bit of that story. Sorry.
02:19:35.620
What is this? Asian? No, no, no. I, I accidentally pulled this up. Okay. This reminds me of that
02:19:39.820
story of, uh, Steven from biblical hit men, um, telling us about his, his dad getting, getting
02:19:47.080
the phone call from the angel number. Oh yeah. That's right. Yeah. How did that go? I
02:19:50.900
don't know. Let's, let's keep watching. His dad's dead. Okay. Dead, dad, dead,
02:19:54.360
dead. Sounded just like them. It was AI. I think it's because we still have a joint bank
02:20:01.680
account. First words were, Hey Scott, how you doing? What was that password for bank of
02:20:06.920
America? So, but I couldn't tell the difference. I mean, if dude was still alive, I probably
02:20:12.980
would have gave him the password. Whoa. It was, we're doomed. Scary enough. They probably duped
02:20:22.380
one of your loved ones voices, called you up from a mass number and you gave them sensitive
02:20:28.160
information. You didn't know you were doing it. It was AI. Nah, jokes. You know how you
02:20:32.460
damn David, you never know if it's going to be me or not. I never answered the phone. So I'm not
02:20:37.020
worried about it. I don't answer the phone for anybody piece of shit. I called him the other
02:20:41.860
day. Yeah. You called me and it was getting too close. I went to sleep early. I called you
02:20:45.140
yesterday. I wasn't asleep the other day. I didn't get, I know what he does. He looks at
02:20:48.780
his phone. Yeah. And then he goes, I can't answer. No, I looked at it. I was laying in bed
02:20:54.100
already. It was like seven something. And I was like, I'm tired from the drinking the night
02:20:58.120
before. And I went, nah, it's too close to bedtime. Do you see this guy? I can't, I couldn't
02:21:02.900
muster the energy. I was going to tell you about the revelation that I had. You had a revelation?
02:21:07.420
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02:21:40.380
about the revelation. No, I told you about what we, what I think we should do. We should,
02:21:45.400
that we should talk to Archaics. Oh, that's right. That we should go on Archaic show.
02:21:49.660
Yeah. That was the revelation. All right. I mean, if that's what was revealed to you.
02:21:53.300
This guy was playing Mega Man X instead. No, I was playing PS5. He's up. I have him playing God
02:21:58.340
of War a lot. And it's a, it's, it's great. Great training on fatherhood. Let's see what else
02:22:02.860
is going to say. It's AI calling you when someone calls you up for the health insurance or the name
02:22:10.600
registry network, or you just bought a domain or trying to sell you something. How you.
02:22:15.340
All right. So let's just, we immediately got like a bunch of DMs, by the way, after you verified,
02:22:20.460
like our meta account and people were like, you verified your meta account. The next step is
02:22:25.080
this. I'm like, you're not, you don't work for meta. You mother. Yeah, I know. They're liars.
02:22:29.400
They're liars. They try to get you to do stuff. Look, Palestinian, Michael Jackson. Wait, that's
02:22:34.040
not, this is a, we have to pull this up. Palestinian, Michael Jackson, relax one thing at a time.
02:22:39.100
Free Palestine. I will say this video killed them all goes hand in hand with what my mom would do
02:22:45.220
with messages from mom. Yeah. So we are still very much. Oh yeah. The fear, fear, fear,
02:22:50.460
Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews. Probably a lie. Muslims, Muslims. Muslim. Well, no muzzies here,
02:22:55.260
but like, Hey, who do you think is running the AI call centers? Yeah. Like if your dad dies,
02:23:00.240
you got a bubble in your throat. Clear that. If your dad dies, you got to be careful. Yeah.
02:23:05.840
Gross. Watermelon mint. That's gross. That, that is gross. Watermelon mint. I like this one.
02:23:10.840
That's nasty. You had those mint mojitos, uh, uh, zip zaps in your fridge and you still haven't
02:23:15.320
finished drinking them because they're nice. No, they're not. You don't like them either. Yeah. I don't like
02:23:19.140
those. I like the Moscow mules. All right. Let's see this Chinese guy. So, all right. We, we still
02:23:22.380
have fear. First one is your son gay. Second one. Fear your son being gay. Is your dad dead?
02:23:28.920
Is your dad dead? Is your son gay? Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Samsung start paying the real price.
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I'm terrified right now. Are you scared? This is a fake, fake Asian, right? He's an AI Asian. I don't think
02:23:45.020
he's real. Oh, is he AI? Um, it's just weird. Like the, the voice and the face, it just,
02:23:50.660
are his eyes open. Uh, I saw a funny video. My son was watching of, uh, a dude who was driving
02:23:56.940
a Tesla and the Tesla kept like alerting him cause it thought he was asleep, but he was
02:24:01.420
just Asian and he just had too much. Like, and, and the video is like, the reason is because
02:24:06.520
there was a collection of fat on this muscle here. Like, and it's like, because he's Asian.
02:24:10.920
Yeah. That's what they have. They have the fat. Cause he's a Chinese. Yeah. I think this
02:24:15.020
guy is not a real 36 hours away from the official start of the new world. I think you're right.
02:24:19.320
Looking at these premiums, looking at these corporate panic buys, it is clear that the
02:24:23.220
new world is already here. The price has already reset. Oh, she wants me to, she's talking about
02:24:28.840
silver and she wants me to panic about silver economy, dude. All of this is AI. Look at this.
02:24:33.140
Everything is AI. Look, it says sliver or yeah. You want some sliver? Yeah. And this
02:24:38.380
is not a real, this is what I, my son will watch things and I'm like, none of that is
02:24:42.400
we should rate this on it. Like on a fear scare on like the scare. Yeah. Scale of fear.
02:24:51.440
Yeah. I give that. That one's kind of scary. This one. Yeah. This one's like, uh, I don't
02:24:55.980
know. What even is he saying? I don't know finances, so I'm not worried. Um, they're talking
02:25:01.500
about a banking collapse. Yeah. That's been fucking happening forever. I'm scared. That's the
02:25:06.400
big one, right? Just give it a lot of B. I'm scared. I'm so scared. I think that's
02:25:12.220
what mama lobster. This is scary. I'm scared. What were you saying? I don't know if we said
02:25:17.880
this on air, but your son and my mom were talking about like, Oh yeah. Cause you don't
02:25:23.380
like when your mom talks about, uh, human meat in the McDonald's burgers. No, cause it's
02:25:27.540
not funny. And it scares your kids. Uh, yeah, they won't eat their food.
02:25:31.720
McDonald's hamburgers. But, but my son, uh, he says, you know, he, he knows all the human
02:25:40.080
meat. So we're sitting, I think it was, you know, whatever the Christmas day or something.
02:25:43.040
And they're talking about, uh, which was a, I mean, I'm sure you guys will never come
02:25:47.020
back. Oh my God. I have never seen such a display in my life. It's fucking disgusting.
02:25:55.920
I had no idea. We came with a little gifts. You know what I mean? Okay. We'll go over
02:26:00.780
there. We didn't know we were going to be, uh, we were black. We were black. This is
02:26:06.200
great. I'm so happy that you're doing this because I forgot. Go ahead. Go ahead. Good
02:26:10.200
guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, wait a second. Guys, look at me, put the camera on me. Thank
02:26:13.900
you, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, you bitch, Nancy. Okay, good guys. Listen, this is going
02:26:19.320
to be the greatest story ever told. I'm going to let David tell it, but you're going to
02:26:23.280
start. Cause David doesn't even know the story. Okay. Well, I don't know. He has
02:26:26.540
no clue. I got to tell you afterwards too. I am so happy. What are you getting? What
02:26:38.980
are you doing? Just tell the story. Yeah. Tell the story. And we're live at planet
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02:27:14.300
for, for Christmas day. Yeah. And we were there for Christmas Eve as, as well. I wish Matt
02:27:19.860
was here, but yeah, go ahead. Which was, which was nice. There's a lot of food and
02:27:23.140
everything. It was really cool. No, no. Hold on. Sean, don't leave. He's leaving. You
02:27:27.540
don't want to hear this shit. Apparently the best part. So, um, you know, Christmas Eve
02:27:32.200
is really nice. It was a lot of food and we're all hanging and talking and yada, yada. And
02:27:36.520
you know, you go come over the next day for Christmas day. So we wake up, we open gifts,
02:27:42.700
which my wife got me a PS five. I'm very grateful for. This has been a lot of fun.
02:27:47.140
Uh, Puerto Rican Christmas. I apparently, maybe this is the thing I didn't know. It was not,
02:27:51.140
I just know I'm invited to like, I don't like, look, I'm not family, right? We'll bring like a
02:27:56.620
little family. We'll bring a little gift. Um, I had already given you your gift, so I didn't bring
02:28:02.180
anything else. Uh, and we had, you know, gifts for the kids and stuff for the parents. I try to
02:28:07.420
be reasonable with the gift that I gave you. I really loved all the stuff that you guys gave,
02:28:11.080
by the way. Did you give me the cigar thing? I used it already. I've been keeping my cigars in
02:28:15.180
the, in the humidor, which is fantastic. I really enjoyed it. I broke your other cigar.
02:28:19.080
Oh, you had to? I destroyed it. So I, then I, then I gave it. Oh no, you didn't destroy it. The,
02:28:23.440
the, the children found it and disassembled it. Um, so, you know, I, I get everybody just a
02:28:29.260
small thing. Cause I'm thinking it's a, let's be reasonable here. You know, this is,
02:28:32.740
this is only a step above, uh, a work, uh, secret Santa, you know, kind of a deal. So
02:28:39.140
dude, I have never, like, I had a good time. We go over for Christmas breakfast, right?
02:28:44.800
Which is what do you think about Christmas Eve? Was it okay? I mean, it was nice.
02:28:48.060
There was a lot of presents in Christmas Eve. I felt bad because Jack, who was the oldest of the
02:28:53.100
kids had to sit there and watch all the children open gifts, but he had gifts for the next day,
02:28:58.500
which is like, well, if you do them that day, then it's spoiled. So, and if he goes to the next
02:29:04.840
day at Christmas, then it's a bummer. Cause he has nothing to open. Right. I think I like walked
02:29:07.700
over to you as they're open. I was like, we got stuff for him, but it's like, we knew that I'm
02:29:12.220
just watching my son. He's just watching these children. And they're like, this is the greatest
02:29:15.780
shit ever. And like, it's just like, just more cheap. So, so we, we go the, the, the, so the first day
02:29:22.220
was great. Food was awesome. Uh, you know, we had some drinks, yada, yada, very nice. Everybody was
02:29:27.120
really cool. Next day we go over breakfast buffet, which was nice. That was good. I liked all the
02:29:32.260
breakfast food. A lot of drama around the, it's always a number one breakfast, uh, Christmas
02:29:37.100
breakfast is always filled with drama. And my mom is always like the food is cold. I know you've
02:29:43.520
heard that. And she said that I can't believe the food is cold. Cause they were late. I don't even
02:29:47.140
care. I was like, my cohost is black. So he's going to be late dumpster for like, everything is
02:29:51.020
delicious. She doesn't give a fuck about you. She cares about her. Okay. Well, the first thing that
02:29:55.480
happens is there's a table that's set up and we're assigned seats. Yes. And I'm going already,
02:30:00.440
this is kind of, I thought we were just coming over to be like, Hey, fucking Mary, have some
02:30:03.880
coffee. Maybe some eggs is nice. I scramble it. No, this is an embarrassment for me. This
02:30:08.280
is crazy. This is crazy. This is the ultimate, ultimate, um, uh, exercise in materialism. Like
02:30:15.500
I've never seen one, um, more aggressively materialistic. So we have assigned seats. How do we
02:30:21.740
know where our seats are? Oh, you have hats. Well, not only do we have hats, we have, uh,
02:30:26.800
stockings hanging on the seats that are filled with gifts. Yeah, you do. And I'm going, well,
02:30:33.100
fuck, there's already more gifts in that stocking for just me alone. Nevermind the other stocking
02:30:39.580
that's for my wife and the additional stocking that's for my son. Then I have bought to this
02:30:43.420
entire thing, but I go, okay, cool. We're going to sit down. And I'm always weird. Whenever
02:30:47.600
it comes to like opening gifts, I'm like very presumptuous. Do I open it now? I'm going to,
02:30:50.880
I almost want to pretend I don't see it until you go open it. And I go,
02:30:54.580
look at this. And then, you know, it's time we're, we're opening the gifts. I go through my
02:31:01.280
stocking. I go, this is lovely, right? I should have pulled up the video. There's a video of it.
02:31:06.420
It doesn't end at the stocking though. No, it's like, yo, here's here now. Now we're just getting
02:31:12.240
past a parade of gifts. It's crazy. I got more shit from your household than I did from any of
02:31:20.760
my family or any, like, you know, my, my house is one thing, but you guys beat out just sheer
02:31:26.240
volume on even the things that my wife and son got me. Um, and then nevermind just sheer volume.
02:31:32.700
Let me explain something to you. I'm like, what the fuck dude? This wasn't like this. This was
02:31:36.900
never, when did it become this? Cause this was just like gradually then suddenly black,
02:31:41.340
black, black, black, black, black, like so much stuff. You know what it is? It's,
02:31:45.200
I think it's just irresponsibility of my dad of not, uh, controlling your mother,
02:31:50.140
hitting my mother. She needs to be controlled. Yeah. It was like it, the tradition grew and grew
02:31:56.820
and grew. Yeah. And people were like, like, I got to a certain point where I could see it on your
02:32:02.820
face. You were like, I'm done with it. I, what is all this shit? Me personally, I'm done with the
02:32:08.780
whole thing. Yeah. I don't like it at all. I like Christmas. Your dad gave me, uh, a chainsaw,
02:32:15.080
uh, which was really cool. Wait a second. Tell the story. Do I have the video? What the chainsaw
02:32:21.940
story? Cause it's just like, I don't have, I live in an apartment. I don't prune anything.
02:32:27.960
Hold on. Hold on. There's no bushes for me to shape. And now do I appreciate the, the chainsaw?
02:32:33.720
Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude. I got pictures here, but I don't even know how to send them.
02:32:39.060
Christmas is about the children is what Reb says. Yeah, it is. That's what it's about. And,
02:32:44.060
and you know, I got so many things. I don't even remember all the stuff that I got. Tell
02:32:49.040
them about some of the smaller things. You gave me a really nice jacket. I wore it on the show the
02:32:52.260
other day. I really enjoyed that jacket. And the shirt came from you guys too, right? I don't know.
02:32:57.160
I don't do these. No, maybe, maybe my, my wife might've got a shirt with the, with the jacket,
02:33:01.720
but the jacket that you gave me was really nice. I really enjoyed the cigar humidifier,
02:33:06.880
uh, uh, humidor. You know what? I'm going to die. Whatever. These people already know who I am.
02:33:12.680
Yeah. Family docs. This is what it looks like, which is just crazy. By the way,
02:33:16.280
wild out here, dog. Two trees. Oh yeah. There's two fucking Christmas trees. Two, uh, two. So these
02:33:21.960
are the place settings. Yeah. Yeah. Like we got to wear hats. There's like, there's a kid's table.
02:33:26.380
There was also a suggestion of like, if you can, can get a green shirt. Look at the two Christmas
02:33:31.700
trees. Look at that. Two homages to Nimrod in one room. There's more than two. There's one in the
02:33:37.700
little one in the corner there too. Uh, my, my own house, you should've went over. Oh, it's a Mimi
02:33:42.380
Auntie Mimi's? Yeah. Titi Linda's. There's Santa. There's a whole, I mean, this shit gets, it gets
02:33:48.680
really wild. I can't go in. It's like, number one, it's Christmas. I don't do anything on Christmas.
02:33:53.420
I hang out with my family and then, you know, we just enjoy, we just hang out and decompress.
02:33:58.920
Like that's, that's the tradition at the Corbo household. It's a good tradition. I really
02:34:02.760
wanted to drag you into more uncomfortable waters and you wouldn't let me. Well, and then
02:34:06.560
your uncle was like, I was going to get you fucked up. And I'm like, I should have came. I
02:34:10.360
have to drive, sir. Yeah. You should, you should, you should have came. My wife doesn't drive
02:34:14.940
at night. My wife. And then she doesn't drive at night. She doesn't like to drive at night.
02:34:18.480
Although I'm sure she would have. Um, so they've got a bunch of like small things.
02:34:23.120
But like, I guess one thing that he did get was this, um, it's just like a, yeah, like
02:34:30.540
a small chainsaw. You can cut that six inch, uh, of, of fucking. Oh yeah. That's interesting.
02:34:37.680
My dad has one. Yeah. I love it, but I'm like, never gonna, where would I, I live in an apartment.
02:34:45.880
Why would I be doing that? I really love it though, but I'm just like, I don't know when
02:34:51.400
the fuck I'm going to super cool. I mean, it's also the most dangerous thing you can
02:34:54.800
get somebody like David. I was like, why would you get David this thing? Anyway, we go back
02:35:00.640
in and as it's happening, David doesn't notice, but the look on my mother's face is of sheer
02:35:07.620
terror. Really? As you're opening this thing. Oh, when you, when you open it, she's recording
02:35:14.040
to you. There is a recording. She's recording like the kids. And then she's like, has you,
02:35:18.680
you're kind of there in the corner. Yeah. And you go, David goes, Holy shit. A chainsaw
02:35:23.380
in the video. She's holding the camera and you could hear her go, uh, I immediately pull
02:35:32.660
it out. He pulls it out and starts swinging it around. Yeah. What the hell did you think
02:35:39.480
was going to happen? So I have an uncle. Okay. Okay. All right. I have an uncle. Is there
02:35:48.580
a history of chainsaw gifts in your family? I don't fucking know. What do you think his
02:35:53.880
name is? Uh, David is a David died in a chainsaw accident. No, he lost a digit. No. What the
02:36:07.620
fuck happened? My dad goes to the tree and he's given out gifts and he goes, this one's
02:36:15.480
to Oliver. This one's for Jack. This one's for David. Yeah. And he gives you, he gives
02:36:26.460
you uncle David's chainsaw. Wait a second. That was his chainsaw? Yeah. That's not for
02:36:31.220
you. Oh my God. No, you're going to keep it. That's so funny. That's the funniest shit in
02:36:36.480
the world. Oh my God. I wasn't meant to get that. There's another David. David. Oh my God.
02:36:42.480
You have to understand. I'm keeping that shit. I'm standing behind. Cause right now
02:36:46.140
that's the funniest shit. I'm very, I'm, I'm just, I'm not happy. I'm so funny. I'm
02:36:53.300
nasty. You were Mr. Nasty. You got into a little bit of a nasty mode. Well, but yeah,
02:36:57.040
because I get there and she's being a prima donna about breakfast. I was like, it's
02:36:59.780
breakfast. Fucking Christmas. Who cares? Whatever. Okay. Oh my God. That's no funny, dude.
02:37:04.400
I'm standing. Like I have the perfect angle. I'm watching her record you. Yeah. Open the
02:37:10.400
gift. I'm watching you open the gift and I go a fucking chainsaw. Like I was
02:37:14.540
like, that's a strange, you were like, he lives in an apartment, but I'm like, this
02:37:21.000
is a cool. Yeah. My mom's, she does things. I thought it was great. You open the
02:37:26.260
chainsaw and then I watch her and she goes to my dad. She goes, Angela, Angela. Oh my God.
02:37:32.100
Like, like she wants my dad to tell you something and my dad can't hear. And he's
02:37:35.900
just like, he's like, hell yeah. He's like, hell yeah. He really loves that chainsaw.
02:37:40.760
Like you asked me, Oh, did you get the shirts too? I was like, I don't fucking know. I don't
02:37:43.660
do the shopping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like we just like, we'll pay for it. Maybe. Maybe
02:37:48.560
we'll steal it. If it's from Walmart. Right, right, right. So my dad gives you the chainsaw
02:37:54.020
and she is just, and then, and then you turn to like, thank you. And then she's like, she's
02:37:58.720
going like, fucking do it. And she goes, I'm watching her. I lean over to my wife and I
02:38:06.980
go, this is exactly what's happening. Watch this. Oh my God. That's so funny. I never
02:38:12.400
picked up on any of that. I was so pumped about the chainsaw dude that I couldn't see that
02:38:17.760
that was happening. And typically can read people's like, you know, kind of shit like
02:38:21.060
that. Right. Oh, she was like comfortable. I was just like, Oh, look at this chainsaw dude.
02:38:27.580
And then, and then like the rest of the day is her blaming my dad. That's so funny.
02:38:31.840
She was like, don't you know? And I was like, how the fuck he's supposed to know? It's, it's
02:38:35.360
a box. And it said, David. Yeah. I was like, you should have put uncle David or something
02:38:39.640
else. That's the best shit ever. And I told her, I said, you know, I got to tell him.
02:38:43.580
Oh my God. You're not going to tell him. Oh my God. And I said, she's like, he's going
02:38:48.100
to be horrified. I'm like, he's not going to be horrified.
02:38:50.740
I think it's even better than I thought it was before.
02:38:57.580
Oh, that's so funny. Actually, it gets even better. Oh, really? It does get even better.
02:39:03.620
What happens when you, when, when you see uncle David, I haven't seen him yet. Okay. Okay.
02:39:07.880
But my mom has an extra chainsaw. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter. What does she get
02:39:12.740
freaked out about? Yeah. She got two chainsaws. Just give me one of them damn chainsaws. She buys a
02:39:16.640
lot of stuff from whatnot. You see in the room. Well, that's the thing is so many of the gifts
02:39:19.980
were like these little tchotchkes that like, didn't, it's not that they, how do I put this?
02:39:26.920
Like, like one of them I got is just, um, it's a phone holder. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's like,
02:39:34.140
I have hands, but like, just in case, thank you. Yeah. Um, it was a lot of things like that.
02:39:40.160
I got a left-handed banana slicer one year. It's cool. Yeah. But I say, what am I going
02:39:45.360
to do with this? You just do it with a knife, which is ambidextrous. I feel bad. She's going
02:39:50.500
to be so mad. She gave me these things and they're magnetic and you use them with a drill.
02:39:56.720
And I'm like, look at him like this is a baffle and it's got like a little, and I go, what do I do
02:40:00.960
with it? And she's like, I don't even remember. So now I got six of them. And then she gave me
02:40:06.740
a panorama mirror to put on your car. I like that. Yeah. Extra shit behind you. Yeah. But I'm like,
02:40:14.520
I don't even look in the mirrors when I drive. So I'm not going to put this up.
02:40:18.480
There's a party at four. Oh, they're kicking everybody. Yeah. We're screaming here. They're
02:40:23.440
not kicking us out. Anyway, I loved everything. I thought it was all wonderful. I really,
02:40:29.480
my only complaint is definitely not the chainsaw is that the chainsaw was great. I felt like Cindy
02:40:36.140
and I came away and we were like, dude, we, we didn't get them enough. No, don't. We got so much
02:40:41.540
stuff. So here's the thing. There you go. Don't even, if you guys do ever want to come back the next
02:40:47.840
year. I think it's just for the, just for the absurdity of it all. Oh no, it's fun. My,
02:40:52.600
my, my, my wife wants to go to TT Mimi's house. She should, you should have went. It's,
02:40:59.360
it's a little bit more laid back, but it is absurd. Didn't you say she has seven Christmas
02:41:03.700
trees? Like 14. What's going on there? Yeah. They go all out dog. And you're worried about
02:41:09.980
Halloween. Yeah. It's funny. Well, it's not my house. Well, okay. So you don't, don't,
02:41:17.820
you don't go overboard with the Christmas. We can't just go into a place where the top
02:41:22.040
blop's a family Christmas house. You don't do that. No, no, no. It's crazy because we got
02:41:25.320
collectively in excess of 20 things. Okay. But every year, crazy, every year it escalates,
02:41:31.960
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02:42:04.580
So it started out with like, we're going to have breakfast as a family. Yeah. And we're
02:42:08.660
going to sit at the table. She'll put out the nice dishes. Yeah. And it's the holidays. You're
02:42:13.400
going to use the tablecloth. This is very nice. Everybody gets a nice breakfast.
02:42:17.420
And then like, one year it turned into like, do you want to open up a Christmas present
02:42:21.380
like here while we're waiting for breakfast? And I was like, fuck yeah. I'm like, 12.
02:42:26.160
Yeah. Let's do it. Oh, this is how long this has been escalating.
02:42:29.060
Then it turned into stockings. Then it turned into hats that everyone has to wear.
02:42:35.520
I was handed a hat. I declined. I don't wear it. Yeah. I declined.
02:42:40.180
Oh, yeah. Go ahead and open that, Mason. We're telling a great story.
02:42:43.140
No, it's a great story. So it escalates to that. Then it escalates to stockings. Then
02:42:49.640
it escalates to something called breakfast gifts. Breakfast gifts, which now I have to
02:42:54.700
just making up. I'm not doing it. I'm an unwilling participant in this. I have to do it. Otherwise,
02:43:01.080
there will be great upset in my family. Do you understand what the problem is here with
02:43:04.500
like how I'm dealing with this? And I'm very bitter about it. Mr. Nasty.
02:43:08.220
You know, I will say Jack was pumped. I'm sure he had a great time. I guess it's cool
02:43:12.740
for the kids, but it was cool for me. It's just like I said, I felt like I was like, I
02:43:17.520
bought everybody like one or two things. Yeah. And we received, I received like seven, eight
02:43:22.960
things, you know, just from your parents. You guys were making fun of me. You're like,
02:43:27.000
oh, where's, where's top? Where's top? He's not coming in today. He's a, we're watching
02:43:30.700
Timothy Albarino. Top is going, you know, I'm going to different stores. Shopping. Yeah.
02:43:34.300
You know why? Cause we're like, did we get a breakfast gift for this one? Oh my God.
02:43:38.000
A breakfast gift. Dude, that's, that is, Zach says too much stress. Agree. It is. It's crazy
02:43:44.640
as hell. And every year it gets more. See, but like I would rat, like not that I would rat,
02:43:49.500
I got you the shoes. Like these are nice shoes. Those are dope. A decent amount of money on them.
02:43:55.040
Cool gift. Solid gift. Done. We're done. Yeah. If you don't like them, we're done here. Fuck you.
02:44:00.620
That's it. Well, I got Matt, I got him one pair of shoes and nice shoes is a good gift.
02:44:06.980
We're done. You know, the only people, people I get multiple things for are my, my son and my wife.
02:44:12.200
I don't like, dude, that was just the main, when we came out of there, Cindy was like,
02:44:16.360
oh my God, we didn't get enough. It was just, no, don't feel that way. We felt that way.
02:44:20.340
I know you did. There's no way. There's no way dude that I can't not feel that was,
02:44:25.080
I felt that way so much, so much. I think I said, we're never going back there again for Christmas
02:44:30.260
or something like that. I'm sure you did. That's, and that's probably why you didn't come.
02:44:34.080
Well, no, I literally do nothing on Christmas for all my life. I've opened gifts and then we hang
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out. We make some food. We take it easy. I don't go like to everybody's house. Even family. I don't
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go to their house for Christmas. They did a new tradition. She did a new tradition again,
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which like, I don't know. She wrapped the door and the kids ran through it like a present.
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Yeah. She said she woke up at like three o'clock in the morning. I'm like the witching hour.
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Yeah. The witching hour to gift wrap the door, the door to Nimrod. And then, yeah. And then all
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this stuff, like when I was a kid, I used to get presents from Jesus instead of Santa. Now my kids
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get presents from Santa and then she puts the snow on the floor and she puts a fake boots. I'm not
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even doing that shit. She did the snow in the fake boots. She's telling me about it. I'm trying to
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tell your son. He was like, I don't believe this shit. No, he, he, right now he, I think he's,
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he's in limbo. He's in limbo. I think he has his deep suspicions that it's not true. And I want to tell
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him, but my wife is like, let's keep the magic going for as long as we can, because it seems so
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meaningful to him. And I'm like, I think he's in this place where he's faking it in front of us.
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And I could, I can sense that he's faking the funk. Yeah. And I'm like, no, this is not the
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same place anymore. It's not the same place as a kid who wakes up all starry eyed because Santa came,
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you know, it's like, he suspects it's us. He knows, he knows that we're buying. And I'm like,
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so it's like, it's like, it doesn't even matter. Let's just tell him the truth. Let's tell him that
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this is all. And I'm going to go, you, if anybody ever tells you that nobody could ever
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keep a secret that big, remember fucking Santa Claus, dog. That's it. Remember Santa Claus.
02:46:01.420
So this is what happened. And to cap it off. Yeah. The best part of, I mean, it's actually
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horrific. Um, they're arguing about this all night. We bring, I bring it up to the family.
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That's funny. And I'm telling the entire story. Like I'm telling it here and there.
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It's a great, I'm so, I can't wait to tell my wife. I cannot wait to tell her.
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They're all crying, laughing. I'm going to take a picture with me with it and just send it to your mom.
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As my mom goes to blame my dad at the table while everyone's eating. Cause like, she's,
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she was like, she's like, you gave him the gift. Yeah. And, but he doesn't know.
02:46:29.960
No, he's just happy dude. He's a worker around. He's just happy. He's like,
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I can read this word. It says David. Yeah. And he gives big smile on his face. Here you go.
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She's about to make a point against him or whatever. And then she starts to choke on her food.
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My wife jumps up and she's like, fucking gives him the high. I just thought it was like,
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no way, dude. It was just, the whole thing was just levels of comedy.
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I would have imagined you would have came in and said, my mom died for two weeks.
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Have you noticed? Oh my God. No. Yeah. But enjoy the chainsaw.
02:47:07.000
No, I will enjoy the chainsaw. So should we play one more message from mom and then get the,
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get out of here? Man, I feel she's going to hate this. No, I I'm grateful for everything.
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She told me not to tell you. I was like, there's no, you know,
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that's very funny. You know, that there's no way I can't not tell him. I love that your mom
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prioritized me being happy with the gift. She's going to feel horrible. I was like,
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Dave is not going to feel horrible at all. No, I don't feel, I would, I don't, I can't even
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logistically figure out why I would feel horrible. I got a chainsaw and a funny story out of it,
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but your mother prioritized my being happy with the gift over her. There was a decision to make.
02:47:40.880
Yeah. When you opened it up to be like, yo, let this fucking dude have this. I wish I could
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find the video because there, there's a point where David opens it up and you go, holy shit,
02:47:51.480
a chainsaw. Dude, I was so pumped. You look at your wife. I guess they didn't, she didn't put it
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up. I did look at your wife and everything. He goes like this with it. He looks and he shows her,
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he goes, they got me a chainsaw. Yeah. I was admittedly confused. Cindy's like, that's yeah.
02:48:10.120
Yeah. And he's just like, all right. And he fucking opened. I was pumped about it. I made
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so many chainsaw jokes for the rest of the morning. I referenced the fact that I got a
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chainsaw a hundred times before I left that day. Just, just rubbing salt in the wound.
02:48:26.020
When I find the video, I'm going to send it to you. Cause it's just her and she's doing the thing
02:48:30.920
like, uh, you know how toad does the, yeah, yeah, yeah. And trying to interject as everyone's
02:48:37.160
walking. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You could, but cause she's close to the phone, but all
02:48:41.000
you hear is David going like, dude, a chainsaw. Hell yeah. And my mom's like blown away. At
02:48:46.240
some point you just see her give up and she goes, what do you want Mason? Yeah, we're
02:48:50.100
still on. We think you're just having a spirited conversation. Can you guys hear the bird
02:48:56.860
noise? What bird noise? Oh, that, yeah. Oh, I forgot. You guys have mics. Am I the bird
02:49:01.980
noise? We got one more video. Stop it, Mason. Stop interrupting. You can close the door.
02:49:08.880
Goodbye. Okay. Stop. Not nice. All right. Let's see the urinal. And with this guy's face,
02:49:16.500
that's good. Okay. I'm in. You got me. Let's go. I was standing at the urinal and I noticed.
02:49:21.580
Geez, man. Already. What the hell is going on? Where is this going, mom? Is there fear
02:49:26.920
involved in this? Is this chainsaw? Chainsaw material? There was a midget next to me and
02:49:31.680
he kept winking at me. I said, I'm not gay. He said, neither am I. You keep splashing me
02:49:40.700
in my eye. Who's laughing? I don't like that laugh. Okay. Did you ever hear? Okay. That's
02:49:51.800
fine. Did you ever hear Adam Sandler's joke about Shaq? No, dude. It's a great joke. So
02:49:59.460
he goes, basically, he had this unbelievable opportunity to play basketball with Shaq.
02:50:03.820
Yeah. And he said, obviously, like he got his ass whooped, but who's not going to take that
02:50:07.320
opportunity. Right. And he's like, Shaq is such a cool dude and everything. And, and
02:50:11.120
so, um, want to play basketball with the share besides Shaq being a Freemason does seem like
02:50:16.820
a really cool guy. So, um, you know, after it's over, they hit the showers and Adam Sandler
02:50:22.940
is like, I gotta, gotta take a look. I gotta take a look. Right. So he basically walks into
02:50:29.180
the showers and acts like he turned the wrong corner. And Shaq's, uh, bodyguard is there
02:50:35.800
and catches him and like, kind of knows what he's doing.
02:50:39.940
You're trying to see it. And he's like, and he said, the guy was like, just like, just as
02:50:44.160
big as Shaq fucking like one. He had like an eye patch, just one eye, like fucking horrifying,
02:50:48.820
tough looking dude. And he just immediately goes like, I'm sorry. I got lost. It's a fucking
02:50:54.900
bathroom. He's like, I got lost. I, you know, and he goes, all right. And he walks out.
02:50:59.360
And then later on, he, he sees Shaq on like, uh, some talk show or something like that.
02:51:03.800
And they're backstage. And he's like, Hey dude, it's Matt Hefner. Um, he goes, Hey dude,
02:51:08.240
I just wanted to apologize, uh, for that time that I tried to see you naked. Um, and your
02:51:14.940
bodyguard caught me. It was really embarrassing. And Shaq goes, that wasn't my bodyguard. That
02:51:29.660
Yeah, we're doing a show. We're at your coffee shop. You're neglecting.
02:51:34.780
Unbelievable. I thought he's, I thought he just dropped the N word. That was the craziest
02:51:37.660
thing in the way. What's going on, man? What are you doing?
02:51:41.660
Oh, I, Raven's. It was about David's, uh, Christmas present.
02:51:50.460
You just going to talk about the shoes for that long?
02:51:53.780
What? Yeah. What do you want? What's going on? Aren't you in Germany doing a deep dive on
02:52:02.180
These two guys are idiots, dude. Did you see the picture I sent you?
02:52:07.300
Do you have anything, do you have anything that pertains to the conversation to say?
02:52:34.700
Yeah, because you traveled abroad. That's why I don't go anywhere.
02:52:37.760
I know, but you guys don't even call me to check on me or anything, dude.
02:52:46.880
Okay, what's the topic? Maybe I can say something about it.
02:52:56.180
He hates Israel, but he wants America to be under the laws of Israel.
02:53:08.560
All right, let's bring it in for a landing, dude.
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I don't know if he's going to want to do a show.
02:53:25.000
I'll do the Raven, but we should do a Chronicles or something.
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Unless Matt wants to do a show, in which case, you know,
02:53:51.340
Yeah, it's kind of hard to come back from the chainsaw story.
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