Nephilim Death Squad - April 16, 2026


Dangerous Ret*rds? | Neph 2 America


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Length

1 hour and 59 minutes

Words per minute

189.7779

Word count

22,609

Sentence count

500

Harmful content

Misogyny

56

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Hate speech

360

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Transcript

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00:02:30.000 oh patreon welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of neph to america your cultural
00:02:37.560 commentary for the end of days i am david lee corbo aka the raven that is top lobster the father
00:02:43.740 of this information back and before we get into today's show a little reminder if you want to
00:02:49.380 support us patreon.com forward slash nephlin death squad is the place to do it not only will
00:02:53.600 you gain early access to episodes and add free listening experiences but you'll also have first
00:02:59.460 dibs on tickets to brohemian grove when they drop hold on a second oh that's right i don't know if
00:03:05.460 they can hear that i never know if anybody can hear our drops uh which right now is scheduled
00:03:09.620 officially for eight seven is the vip day that's august 7th and august 8th is the main day six seven
00:03:15.520 um and it's going to be a banger but of course the vip tickets are only going to go exclusively
00:03:21.180 to the patreon members and i know they're never going to hit uh the general public because it's
00:03:25.260 a limited uh amount of them we're only going to do 50 vip members and the rest of it is going to
00:03:30.580 be uh you know people who live and work here and then of course uh we have to have a small opening
00:03:36.580 for guests uh we want you guys to be able to hang out with some of the homies as well who come on
00:03:40.120 the show so limited tickets available patreon.com forward slash top lobster.com go ahead go over
00:03:46.980 here we'll have like a whole section for when it's ready to drop and i think we could drop them
00:03:50.280 pretty soon we've agreed on prices yeah we've agreed on prices and um and uh you know we'll
00:03:56.280 let you guys know what we'll do what we should do is do a little bit of like hey they're gonna drop
00:04:00.000 in a week on this day and then we'll go in a little bit of days on this day five days on this 0.88
00:04:05.620 day just a countdown because people always seem to miss we have a fucking banger today people 0.81
00:04:09.960 also don't know they always think it's available too we have a really fun episode today uh it's 0.78
00:04:15.320 going to be neft to america but we got toad look it's toad this is crazy is anybody excited for
00:04:21.020 this i was listening for the applause of the audience and they just don't how do we not have
00:04:26.160 an applause button yeah they're not even clapping what the hell we don't have that dude thank you
00:04:29.880 for joining us um toad's done neft to america with us before so we had a little discussion
00:04:34.660 before the show started said yeah dude i'm familiar with messages from mom um so very
00:04:39.980 excited yeah she dms me all the time is that true your mom dms toad disrespectful and i'm gonna
00:04:46.640 actually ask her because i hope not by the way we were 15 minutes late which is pretty early for us
00:04:52.500 and the reason that we were is because we were all just talking to top's mom uh when i say all
00:04:57.660 of us i mean me you toad and and nancy as well uh we were all talking to top's mom telling her
00:05:03.540 do better do better with messages from mom um because it's been a little lackluster these last 0.80
00:05:08.800 did you see the attitude that she brought though she did she said i don't give a fuck toad was on 0.53
00:05:13.720 for this call right a little bit yeah he was on a little bit yeah i was explaining to her the last
00:05:17.460 couple of weeks and how much of a flop this show has been or that this segment of the show has been
00:05:23.040 yeah and i just go hey do better like give us what we i don't want to tell you what to send me but
00:05:27.720 send me better stuff send you better stuff it was a lot of like no king's day
00:05:33.100 constructive i was giving her constructive criticism and she basically told me i don't
00:05:37.140 care oh hey yeah there you go marnie mac uh we went by the way whoa we're gonna start a show
00:05:43.600 soon uh it's called find a wife for toad and i don't know uh exactly you know how we're gonna
00:05:48.560 do it how we're gonna structure it but i don't know oh you know what the toad doesn't know about
00:05:52.600 uh a segment which we have uh we have somebody's blessing for this segment you want to talk about
00:05:58.400 this and let's talk toad you are toad's gonna be a little out of the circle on this one but
00:06:03.660 This is really for the audience. 0.96
00:06:05.900 It's for the real niggas. 1.00
00:06:07.100 At Bohemian Grove, we're going to have a competition, 1.00
00:06:09.640 and the competition is going to be a Timothy Alvarino costume competition.
00:06:14.700 Do you know who that is?
00:06:16.180 I only know who he is because you guys basically are like, 1.00
00:06:19.560 this guy's a huge faggot, and I'm like, all right. 1.00
00:06:22.160 I trust you on that, but other than that, I have no idea who he is. 1.00
00:06:25.340 He looks exactly like Raven, though, as far as I know.
00:06:28.220 Yo, it's crazy.
00:06:29.000 He kind of does.
00:06:29.780 If I was taller and more handsome and had better hair and all my teeth.
00:06:33.660 more well-spoken more well-spoken better chest uh what the fuck i was a little bit gayer but we do
00:06:40.060 have we have a big announcement uh what what's happened is i have had a phone call i've had a 0.59
00:06:48.740 phone call what with timothy albarito yesterday i talked a real phone call a real phone call from
00:06:54.100 my cell phone to his cell phone and i talked to him for about 25 minutes and um and the hatchet
00:07:00.900 has been buried and from this moment forward i will no longer be saying anything negative
00:07:05.640 about uh even if he is doing shady things like hanging out with feds and smoking cigars with
00:07:10.760 i'm not going to talk about it anymore even if he continues to call me retarded
00:07:15.860 and my friends i mean as long as he's like doing it in the branding way
00:07:19.460 yeah if he's like these guys are dangerous i think this could be really great for everyone
00:07:23.460 why did he get to be patrick swayze in that image well yeah i didn't know the ghost thing
00:07:29.500 isn't it obvious well you know he has given us his blessing uh he i i offered him i said come to the
00:07:38.520 uh brohemian grove and i want you to judge this costume competition with me and he said
00:07:43.240 absolutely not i won't be doing that and i said actually nancy can we run a can we run a poll
00:07:48.640 in the chat like uh how does the audience feel about our reconciliation with timothy alberino
00:07:54.140 know yeah yeah uh are we like are they going to accept it or are they going to fight us on this
00:07:59.200 because we we actually invited him well you invited him to bohemian growth and he said
00:08:03.960 no but he did give our blessing for the costume competition he said actually that sounds fantastic
00:08:07.900 and the reason he said no and i i understand why he would say no and this is just my opinion
00:08:12.360 because the fans have been hostile towards him right sure and and the same reason that toad was
00:08:17.200 like i don't want to go i think they're gonna kill me but this that's completely unfounded they love
00:08:20.740 toad that's really yeah this guy yeah they might like i mean current circumstances but for pre this
00:08:27.620 show well they might want to be mean to him the reason that i'm i'm content with it is because i
00:08:33.400 have aired very publicly in excruciating detail to the point where it would be considered beating
00:08:38.500 a dead horse all of my grievances every single last one on every show or large on every show
00:08:45.220 we've been on there is no one in the podcast sphere who hasn't heard some semblance of my
00:08:51.720 grievances with this man yeah so i've got it all off my chest and i'm happy to move on and i'm
00:08:57.460 happy to have who who knows who knows what the future holds it doesn't hold him coming to
00:09:01.540 brohemian grove to to to judge this costume competition what it does hold is maybe him
00:09:05.800 maybe some clay pots you're gonna have them on your chest now i mean whatever who knows who
00:09:13.260 knows where this all goes but but it was a it was an interesting conversation and um actually
00:09:18.160 something did happen and i don't know if the audience i'm gonna allow the audience to guess
00:09:24.400 oh look at this can people see the poll on the screen i don't know i don't think they can i
00:09:29.280 well i like i think they can i could see it i don't know but i don't know
00:09:33.340 yeah did they vote how do you guys see this is a new tool i don't know you click on it
00:09:38.800 we got a yes no perhaps maybe you put ones or twos or threes i don't know it says was it okay
00:09:44.480 for raven to make up with timothy alvarino one it says you type one two or three in the chat yeah
00:09:49.420 oh yeah that's cool that is cool look at that so there you guys go uh ones for yes two for no and
00:09:56.320 three for perhaps perhaps go ahead there we go we can see it very nice oh look at it it's actually
00:10:02.400 it's exciting watching it update in real time can you see this on the screen though can you
00:10:06.340 if you can actually see that that's really cool oh yeah that's exciting um so uh that's it was
00:10:14.240 something i was gonna say i don't remember what oh oh so uh interesting bit of information came
00:10:18.740 out of that so toad i don't know if you know this but the way that it started was um you know on
00:10:23.080 nephilim desquad we talk a lot about aliens we talk about demons huge misunderstanding it's a
00:10:27.460 huge misunderstanding i mean the biggest misunderstanding you could possibly have and 0.92
00:10:30.960 i guess it's entirely my fault so um you know our branding is what dangerous retards right 0.65
00:10:37.360 and we're constantly talking about aliens and whether or not they're actually demons 0.85
00:10:40.960 and our show is called that also also to i know i saw you said our branding is dangerous retards 0.74
00:10:46.520 and toad goes okay i know that that's a show that we did with clint but that was i said 0.72
00:10:51.460 yeah i thought it was a an agreeance yes daddy um uh all of those things right nephilim death 0.79
00:10:59.600 squad and demons are aliens and dangerous retards this guy makes a tweet one day he says if you get 0.90
00:11:05.040 your information on aliens from nephilim podcast you're an idiot never go full retard so we hit 0.96
00:11:12.760 all of our branding in one tweet right this is clearly a nephilim podcast i thought it was like 0.92
00:11:18.060 a hip-hop subliminal like you know we're like rappers shoot subliminals at each other yeah it
00:11:22.360 did feel like one of those were like you check your chest to see if you're bleeding it was like 0.91
00:11:25.380 a jay-z versus nas kind of a situation it's a beef yeah it's a beef it's a legitimate beef 0.60
00:11:31.480 so uh you know i basically lost my fucking mind um it turns out who the person he's talking about 0.70
00:11:39.240 i don't want to put any names in his mouth so i'm not gonna do that but he said some of the 0.90
00:11:43.520 attributes it was nathan reynolds no no no no he didn't say it was he didn't say i'm not gonna lie
00:11:48.300 to you i'm not gonna lie to you though it sounded like he was describing nathan reynolds i know you
00:11:52.260 don't know who that is toad but the audience knows who that is some gay dudes cutting guys
00:11:56.260 heads off at a catholic church he's basically talking about nephilim assassins so so the 0.66
00:12:00.260 audience knows what i'm talking about there's a huge chance that he was talking shit about 0.88
00:12:04.900 a guy that i fucking dislike remember i brought you that book for your birthday yeah i still 0.91
00:12:08.500 have it i've never flipped through it at all because i don't fucking believe that guy so 0.98
00:12:11.680 the idea that i opened fire on this dude and dressed like indiana jones called him a fucking 0.98
00:12:18.580 faggot and a cat man and made 0.99
00:12:20.520 endless amounts of content about him. 1.00
00:12:22.400 Spiraled and lost my mind.
00:12:24.320 And he was originally talking shit about the same guy
00:12:26.360 that I disliked.
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00:12:53.460 charge betmgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with i gaming ontario i maybe i'm an
00:12:59.220 asshole no i mean there's a lot of reasons there's a lot of reasons also i'm a conspiracy
00:13:04.100 theorist right so follow this there's a guy there's a podcast that he always goes on these
00:13:09.000 guys are huge like probably five i don't know half a million followers oh yeah that was weird time
00:13:13.740 and maybe at that time 0.54
00:13:16.040 they were just trying to be fucking friends 0.74
00:13:17.320 they were just trying to be friends with us 0.99
00:13:21.880 the fucking blurry creatures guys 0.99
00:13:23.700 were just trying to be friends with us 0.99
00:13:24.960 and we were like fuck you 0.96
00:13:26.020 so here's what happened 0.92
00:13:27.720 they followed me on twitter
00:13:29.300 and then two days later
00:13:31.660 I'm looking at Albarino going
00:13:33.660 Nephilim podcast 1.00
00:13:35.300 fucking retards 1.00
00:13:36.740 and then the shit that we talk about on the show 1.00
00:13:39.120 and I'm like I say I don't know about you 0.53
00:13:41.120 but I took that personally
00:13:42.140 if you're not talking about us you're talking about my people at the very least you're talking
00:13:47.880 about nathan reynolds and fuck that guy fuck that guy again it could be a genius lie on his part so
00:13:53.260 what do you think oh like are we being gaslit is this is this crazy or are we unhinged psychopaths 0.52
00:14:00.200 like is that a real thing maybe both i think it probably is a little bit of both it's a little
00:14:05.960 bit of both i'm confused by all this because i don't really understand the players whatever i'm
00:14:10.560 getting that he was actually talking about a different podcast but it sounded like it was
00:14:14.200 your podcast i don't know this this beef is so gay that it should be like a male strip club
00:14:20.160 it is it is a gay beef admittedly it's a gay beef that was really for the audience i want them to
00:14:25.580 understand because right now there's people that you know know all the players that we're talking
00:14:29.520 about and they and there might have been a great reveal here and that great reveal might be that
00:14:33.880 um maybe maybe we are a little out of our minds and i'm cool with it i'm just beginning to
00:14:39.780 understand us is all that really came from this um all right so i want to bring this up on stage i
00:14:44.500 want to get this conversation started with something really fun well the poll is over uh 58
00:14:48.860 percent of you guys said perhaps okay all right but a bunch of fence sitters a lot of fence sitters
00:14:54.480 yeah but i take it perhaps as a good uh yes i think it's a good yes it perhaps just comes from
00:14:59.280 our beef with albarino it's an inside joke um so let's get this greg i'm gonna pull this up on the
00:15:03.660 stage this is from uh my number one source of information uh dom lucre so hold on oh i thought
00:15:12.320 the drag queen was your number one source no no dom lucre says developing canada is now being called
00:15:17.680 the gay capital after they revealed new letters for the m m i w g 2 s l g b t q q i a plus 0.93
00:15:28.360 community that cannot be real which has led the internet users around the world posting content 0.89
00:15:37.120 that reflects how far gone canada truly is so let's let's hear what this thing has to say
00:15:41.480 i said earlier before the show i said this looks like the fucking galactic federation of light 0.61
00:15:45.440 oh i thought this was the uh paris olympics we literally have in the center there's like a like 0.92
00:15:51.120 a reptilian you have a pleiadian off to the side yeah that looks like the asian lady we were 1.00
00:15:55.560 discussing the theater about oh yeah uh shout out to chloe that's probably not nice to say 1.00
00:15:59.660 it's not good well here let's let's let's press play let's see what they have to say 0.56
00:16:04.460 we will not let fear win a world without trans people has never existed a world without drag
00:16:11.500 has never existed and it never will queer people have always been here amongst us
00:16:16.600 there are co-workers there are brothers our sisters they're our mother it feels a lot like
00:16:22.600 they're disclosing aliens it does this looks like the the the panel that would do that among us
00:16:28.460 this feels like oh i mean this is after the reveal right after the face peeled off sure we've been 0.54
00:16:33.840 putting shit in your butt for a long time i mean the one honestly i'm not gonna lie to you the the 0.66
00:16:37.960 one in the front horrifying right but that big scary gold dust looking motherfucker off to the 0.95
00:16:43.100 side remember the remember the pro wrestler gold dust oh yeah yeah god see if you can bring that
00:16:47.120 up because that looks like gold dust he went through a wig era yeah and he looked just like
00:16:51.780 that when when is this why are multiple people wearing masks it's canada i think it's just like
00:16:58.380 a self-soothing mechanism at this point yeah this is you have it looks like the lowest budget
00:17:04.220 sci-fi movie that you've ever seen all right wait check this out look at look at that person
00:17:08.840 off to the left this is the same outfit now look at this oh wait hold on me i got it here
00:17:14.280 galactic federation here hold on you got the wrong thing you got like gold that's actually
00:17:20.440 doing a cdc i don't know if you guys ever seen this match
00:17:23.360 watch the pin watch the pin one two
00:17:37.100 so wait so wait was gold dust like one of the one of the heels i don't even know who gold dust is
00:17:46.240 i don't know you remember gold dust dude and he's gay no dude i was i was more partial to the shock
00:17:54.480 master who's the shock master i don't know what does he do it sounds like he delivers the shocker
00:18:00.160 look pull the picture up he never really uh took off because uh during his huge entrance he like
00:18:06.580 tripped and fell and then they're like we can't do this anymore okay all right look at this this 0.97
00:18:10.980 is perfect get that thing out of the way sign in with google all right nancy nancy you bitch uh 1.00
00:18:15.200 All right, sorry, Nancy, geez. 1.00
00:18:17.240 A lot of people have been upset with the way I've been talking to Nancy.
00:18:19.300 And then switch it over to the other screen with the boom.
00:18:22.620 That's the same outfit.
00:18:24.040 That's the same outfit?
00:18:25.180 That's the same outfit, dog.
00:18:26.940 Click on the far left, yeah.
00:18:28.240 This is hilarious.
00:18:29.640 That's the same shit.
00:18:31.100 It's actually the two of them combined, I think.
00:18:33.840 That's crazy.
00:18:35.400 That's crazy.
00:18:36.360 Wow.
00:18:37.440 Goldust meeting in the wings.
00:18:38.860 Goldust fucking nailed it.
00:18:39.840 Let's see what the rest of these guys are.
00:18:42.380 Winner of the costume contest.
00:18:43.780 We're our families.
00:18:45.200 drag is art drag is culture drag is educational drag is creative drag is comedy
00:18:52.140 i would love to know what what is educational about drag oh is it because of the story hour
00:18:59.140 yeah i mean there's some reading there is some reading um some pattern recognition involved i
00:19:05.380 just think it's kind of crazy because like nobody told you you had to be involved with reading
00:19:09.340 that is like that is gold dust and that's legitimately gold dust bro and then there's
00:19:12.820 a kid they just do a kid in there for no reason what the fuck it's well it's that's what drag 0.86
00:19:17.460 queens do man they have to be around children they're compelled to do it and you do learn 1.00
00:19:22.020 something you learn about fear at least oh yeah by the way is that the bald black bitch from 1.00
00:19:27.360 wizard of oz uh it might be with the mask and nancy can we do a poll um who would you rather 0.97
00:19:31.640 have babysit your kids uh the transgender or an alien oh a gray alien that's a great question 1.00
00:19:38.360 That black bitch is Ayanna Pressley. 1.00
00:19:41.360 Is that the bitch from 1.00
00:19:42.700 Wizard of Oz? 1.00
00:19:44.380 She's a congresswoman from Massachusetts 1.00
00:19:46.420 who's a black, bald communist.
00:19:49.320 Is this in Massachusetts?
00:19:50.760 No, this is in Canada. Something about black, 1.00
00:19:52.580 bald women? Horrific. 1.00
00:19:54.920 I don't like them. 1.00
00:19:56.100 We're going to talk about black women later on this show. 1.00
00:19:58.200 Are we? Oh, okay. You mean purple belts.
00:20:01.560 Don't bury the lead.
00:20:02.540 It's not a crime.
00:20:04.920 My name is Scarlett Bobo, and thank you so much
00:20:06.480 for your time.
00:20:06.880 scarlet bubba so as as toad said i guess they they uh defeated tel aviv well i don't did they
00:20:13.480 really defeat tel aviv or has tel aviv just been bombed to oblivion so now by default they win 0.62
00:20:18.220 is that like what's happening here or did they get more gay i don't know man and they have to 0.82
00:20:23.740 compete with uh provincetown massachusetts which is like the gay capital of america it is the gayest
00:20:31.260 town in america if you've never been there it's like literally yeah it's literally the tip of the 0.91
00:20:35.520 penis of cape cod in massachusetts and everybody that lives there is homosexual i'm not joking 0.83
00:20:42.580 yeah where do you live there 0.91
00:20:45.040 no i i'm uh i'm like across the the bay from it if that's just looking at it from across the water
00:20:55.900 i'm in like the bicep of massachusetts you know the strong area you know what i mean you know uh
00:21:04.080 i don't know i don't know where this this all goes but this is one of these things where it's
00:21:11.780 like they continually do a thing that makes everybody hate them yeah and when you dress
00:21:16.260 like this when you dress like gold dust uh you know when you've got this conglomeration you've 0.96
00:21:20.960 got the bald lady the bald black you've got the mass you got the masculine asian woman uh you have 0.72
00:21:26.800 a child on stage with you like this doesn't do much for the greater percentage of the public 0.51
00:21:32.280 except make them mad yeah small percentage of the public that's cool by the way chat again i know
00:21:36.500 that you guys are a little bit slow a little bit slow when we pull up a poll you press the number
00:21:41.000 and then we vote on the poll so one of you guys has done that i'm gonna not i'm not gonna do this
00:21:46.080 feature anymore guys if you thank thank you toad thank you toad well you're part of the show you
00:21:49.880 don't really need to press the numbers but we literally i'm leading by example um yeah i don't
00:21:58.420 know i i don't know how long it goes on or how much further it goes on before the entire world
00:22:03.620 just turns and goes i don't and i'm not saying that we should do this but i think they're gonna 0.91
00:22:08.820 end up exterminating the gays that's just my opinion i think that's where this all ends up
00:22:14.680 going something's gonna happen we're gonna end up with camps of some type because uh have you guys
00:22:20.360 seen that the new episode of the boys no i haven't watched the boys uh in a while what's going on now
00:22:25.940 i've never watched it they're foreshadowing internment camps for anybody who's tweeted
00:22:30.860 anything against homelander so homeland is supposed to be uh yeah trump yeah that sort of
00:22:36.240 figure and i'm just watching it i'm like this is kind of spooky the way they're the way they're
00:22:42.860 playing this out i don't i don't like what they're aiming at i don't know that we people get a little
00:22:48.120 bit um what's the word you know alarmist when it comes to that sort of thing that we're all
00:22:53.100 going to end up in camps for our tweets but uh i don't know there was a real push for it during
00:22:57.980 covid yeah you know what i mean if you were talking about being an anti-vaxxer if you were
00:23:02.180 just somebody who resisted and never mind your tweets uh your rhetoric but if you were somebody
00:23:07.140 who who you know said something negative in public or or refused the the jab there was a lot of 0.88
00:23:12.580 people who were saying throw them in jail yeah well our poll has 91 uh gray aliens they'd rather
00:23:19.840 i was persecuted during that time and i still am dude i almost got fired for refusing the vaccine 0.84
00:23:26.040 and i did get fired for speaking out against jews i would say that's what you did yeah technically
00:23:31.700 you sang you sang out against jews yeah or you didn't really sing out against jews as much as
00:23:37.380 you sang out in favor of hitler which i don't think is mutually exclusive that's all i'm saying
00:23:42.240 it's not what the song is really about not not that i'm not in favor of him but it's not what
00:23:46.240 yeah i mean losing your job is is is one thing um you know you you strangle somebody's ability
00:23:55.680 to provide for their you know their own lives or the people around them thrown in a cage is a small
00:24:01.140 step from that yeah it's a small step from that and we have publicly stated that there's a high
00:24:08.140 likelihood donald trump is the antichrist um but we've also said that we don't dislike him
00:24:12.900 yeah so i'm hoping that will absolve us of any needing to be thrown in a cage i don't think i
00:24:19.840 don't think it will but uh speaking of i i it's it's funny you we mentioned kanye because
00:24:24.860 kanye and toad are like forever linked it's a strange thing i wonder idiotic relationship
00:24:30.180 if somewhere down the road like kanye would meet toad and they would be really he would probably
00:24:35.420 hate you i think he would love toad i think he would make toad part of his council you think so
00:24:40.260 Yeah, because there was a time where Shane Cashman was, like, part of his trusted counsel.
00:24:44.380 Yeah.
00:24:44.740 And somebody else, too.
00:24:46.380 I forgot who it was.
00:24:47.820 But I like to think that – because you know what Kanye seems to value?
00:24:52.660 Is people that aren't going to, like, say what they think he wants to hear.
00:24:57.140 Yeah.
00:24:57.460 They're just going to say what they want to say.
00:25:00.660 And I think that's Toad.
00:25:02.000 So I think that –
00:25:02.680 He just described autistic people. 0.97
00:25:04.220 Yeah, he basically likes autistic people.
00:25:06.080 I think Kanye would have an affinity for Toad.
00:25:09.460 Possibly.
00:25:10.260 He never – he probably saw my cover and never commented on it at all, so I think he probably hated it.
00:25:15.920 And now I'm the only one that carries on the legacy of his cover of that song.
00:25:21.940 Kanye doesn't happen to get to see it and hate it musically, like for musical reasons.
00:25:27.680 He just might have different musical opinions on it.
00:25:31.260 A quick thing.
00:25:33.860 This is to the chat.
00:25:36.620 And I think actually maybe we could put this in a poll.
00:25:38.380 uh we're just making so many polls yeah yeah um should it now become tradition that every
00:25:45.920 bohemian grove ends with i would like to do the show again at this that's true uh and also throw 0.94
00:25:53.320 the jew down the well um i i would be great if perhaps could we perhaps do a different type of 0.89
00:26:00.360 like performance a different song i mean i love that well okay i think we probably could get away 0.60
00:26:05.680 with throw the jew down the well i don't think we can no no it's another song that's more euphemism
00:26:11.920 and let's do down the well it's not even banned from youtube because it's it's under the realm 0.63
00:26:17.200 of satire it's from borat so what if we all dress like borat it was written by a jew i don't think 0.75
00:26:24.800 that they would get it i don't think that they'd get it no you don't think that chick would get it 0.61
00:26:29.300 the one that we talked to that was helping us she seemed to be a little bit confused there we go 0.74
00:26:32.980 every uh bro grove and with nigga how hitler and also you know just for uh everybody else's sake
00:26:39.200 the chick from the string ensemble you mean no no the chick that we uh she loved me even though 0.84
00:26:44.840 she is jewish everybody everybody loved you look at that we got a resounding 100 um guys i don't
00:26:51.820 know i i don't think that we i don't think we would necessarily never go back again we wouldn't
00:26:57.900 be able to go back i think if we did it at the theater this was this was six months delayed
00:27:02.780 because we couldn't find a venue that's a good point that's a great point that's a solid point
00:27:07.260 although i do want to hear the song again i think another question is how much should toad even sing
00:27:13.360 the song what if we did you know those silent raves where people put in headphones we provide
00:27:20.280 headphones for everybody and everybody dances to nigga how hitler but we just don't say it 0.78
00:27:25.280 yeah i mean i i basically never play the song but there is a guy on instagram that posts 0.66
00:27:30.580 part of my cover every single day
00:27:33.020 just ensuring you'll never get a job
00:27:37.240 he figured out that it's me
00:27:38.740 and he follows me on Instagram now
00:27:40.320 wow that's interesting
00:27:42.760 to me that screams
00:27:43.740 intern material
00:27:46.060 that's a guy that you could hire possibly for free
00:27:48.960 to help with
00:27:51.180 your betting show
00:27:52.840 your sport betting show
00:27:54.180 something
00:27:56.400 the guys are 50-50 on it
00:27:58.780 on the i'm surprised i thought it would have been resounding no they get it they want to
00:28:02.780 so the thing is they want to do they want to do this more than they uh they want to do broker
00:28:07.100 more than they want to hear the song because it this is a clear understanding and no it's
00:28:11.500 no offense to toad so we would need something because the sing-along last year was tremendous
00:28:16.460 was tremendous we need a song repeat that though we had owned benjamin you can't like yeah it's
00:28:21.820 one that's basically it was really yeah we captured magic in that moment after that show i go where
00:28:27.420 Where do we go from here?
00:28:28.940 Where do we go from here?
00:28:30.120 Yeah, I had that question, too.
00:28:33.000 Well, here, let's let's bring up Kanye.
00:28:34.680 Let's see what he has to say on the matter.
00:28:36.980 So this is Kanye West a bunch of years ago, and he's being confronted by the Kardashians.
00:28:41.700 And this is when everyone was like, Kanye is crazy.
00:28:44.120 But like I was watching this this morning.
00:28:46.140 I go like I'm watching you with new eyes and I'm understanding him.
00:28:49.200 So here we go.
00:28:49.860 Is this while he was dating Kim?
00:28:52.360 Yeah, I think they were married or whatever.
00:28:54.720 Married him.
00:28:55.020 He seems passionate.
00:28:56.100 He's passionate.
00:28:56.640 it purple hat purple drink purple
00:28:59.280 is he on auto tune it's my personality
00:29:26.640 one more time it's an entire intervention on autotune
00:29:29.840 honestly i love that though i love listen listen to the beginning
00:29:37.200 i like that there's music to it yeah and i like that it has the same vibe as a hitler speech 0.60
00:29:50.580 yeah he's screaming his shit he's slamming his fucking arms around honestly though what i love
00:29:56.300 about that is telling he's standing in front of a witch coven yes that's what's happening you can't 0.67
00:30:00.680 change my mind like after after like much perspective when you're watching the show before
00:30:05.380 much perspective i mean you watch this in i don't know 2010 yeah you go these are just people who 0.55
00:30:11.580 make clothes and shit why is he acting like that why are you acting so crazy why is he acting like
00:30:15.580 that and it's but it's one of those things where i bet you he didn't understand it at that time 0.94
00:30:19.400 like where he's like you guys are trying to manipulate me kevin odom is in a fucking coma 0.80
00:30:24.480 right now and he's like i got nowhere to go you can't change my mind change my mind i like that 0.97
00:30:29.980 i like that shit that's my personality 0.66
00:30:32.080 honestly dude he is he's standing in front of uh witches maybe we can get kanye to come 0.83
00:30:41.320 oh dude to a community how cool would that be fuck yeah man fired for singing a cover of
00:30:47.540 the latin times i did not i didn't know this existed man i know i got an article on um 0.83
00:30:54.480 on elijah's uh outlet there rift who wrote that whose article go back up uh morgan music 0.87
00:31:01.460 but the bitch that ain't your name who is that click on her let's see jewish definitely yeah 1.00
00:31:07.580 she looks like she could be probably morgan writer editor social strategist uh prior to joining 1.00
00:31:13.380 pleroma morgan spent eight years as uh social media strategist for bdg parenting brands scary
00:31:19.940 mommy um her writing has been featured by huff post readers digest washington post
00:31:25.300 in its in its entirety because it's going to be great but i want to see some of this oh no i'm 0.62
00:31:32.620 sorry i've never seen this article didn't know it existed let's see some of the shit she's wrote 0.52
00:31:37.000 scroll down a lot whatever oh yeah it's gonna be blood libel blood libel blood libel distant
00:31:41.560 material relatives his own edinburgh we disown trump wait wait it says gardener arrested for
00:31:47.160 possession of knife it was a euphemism is it a black person we have to we're going down a rabbit 0.99
00:31:53.580 hole today i guess you think they're going to arrest a black there's no way oh that's true 1.00
00:31:58.840 that's a good point i'd like my gardening tool go on show his face yep who did it also black 0.99
00:32:03.200 people don't have yards so sam row 35 technical manager uh dude to do hedge outside now i don't
00:32:10.000 think he is a it is a euphemism for black usually they don't live to 35 samuel rowe was the person's
00:32:15.600 name and it was a it sounds like it was a japanese a japanese gardening sickle and trowel 0.92
00:32:22.800 hmm okay all right all right let's read the article i bet he's one of those autistic dudes
00:32:29.760 who like you know this guy probably has a lot of katanas in his house you know he's a collector 0.81
00:32:34.300 why do you see it like that he's one of those dudes who's into like anime culture and shit 0.54
00:32:39.480 so we'll go back to the maybe he's a pedophile he might belong in jail because he might be a
00:32:44.460 pedophile i don't know so why did you say this for it but they don't have yards that's true 0.51
00:32:49.500 uh your tweet by the way hey elon musk from a fellow roman saluter to another i hope you're
00:32:56.100 serious bro i have been canceled for singing a song on your platform not wait no nancy i'd like
00:33:02.640 singing a song a popular kanye west song nancy please read this for us
00:33:06.960 it takes it there's usually like a it takes a long time the whole premise of this article is
00:33:14.680 is totally off because i didn't seriously ask him like i didn't think it was gonna happen it
00:33:19.300 was a joke you know what i mean read it she's not gonna read it scroll back up nance so i can read
00:33:24.680 it from the top but you get what i'm saying man who uh lost his job after going viral for performing
00:33:29.720 a ukulele cover of kanye west inflammatory song heil hitler reached out to elon musk asking for
00:33:36.640 support from quote a fellow roman saluter to another uh at tower gang toad who goes by toad
00:33:43.860 online posted a video in appeal to musk last week quoting a 2023 post from the billionaire
00:33:50.480 promising to fund the legal bill of anyone unfairly treated by an employer due to an
00:33:56.460 ex post i was asking him to put his money where his mouth is but i wasn't seriously thinking it
00:34:00.840 was gonna happen by any means he didn't also by the way toad the one of the last tweets that you
00:34:06.820 made underrated banger again about uh what he said there uh something was really something
00:34:12.520 about puberty and trans oh uh trans people are blocking me on this platform like i'm puberty
00:34:17.800 that was such a banger bars that is do we have a face um so uh quote from a fellow roman saluted
00:34:26.380 to another i hope you're serious bro toad wrote i have been canceled for singing a song on your
00:34:30.380 platform on may 10th toad a computer programmer and aspiring comedian very aspiring i guess so
00:34:35.620 yeah uh posted a video of himself singing every line every line yeah on a ukulele the cover which
00:34:44.740 has racked up more than 8.8 million views why do they say 8.8 that's crazy 8 8 h h how hitler it
00:34:54.040 It was actually $271,000.
00:34:56.860 8-8 is also the day that we'll be doing a Bohemian Grove.
00:34:59.740 Oh, 8-8.
00:35:00.760 Holy shit.
00:35:01.480 It was 8-8.
00:35:02.600 That's what I'm saying.
00:35:03.360 What are they doing there?
00:35:04.340 Like, that's crazy.
00:35:06.300 Can you understand now why us as conspiracy theorists completely spiraled on this guy,
00:35:11.200 Timothy Albarino?
00:35:12.000 That's a dog whistle, man.
00:35:13.640 Dog whistle.
00:35:14.220 It's a dog whistle.
00:35:15.680 Quote, the woke mob got their eyes on it and started coming out of the woodwork, Toad
00:35:19.260 said in his video message to Musk.
00:35:21.000 they have doxed me and gone to my employer he continued my message was not to musk it was to
00:35:26.300 anybody that wanted to support me on whoever's whoever's listening yeah uh my employer being a 0.50
00:35:31.280 bunch of pussy woke progressive leftist immediately caved and fired me so i am losing my income and 0.53
00:35:37.460 being canceled over singing a song toad wrote proceeding to announce his crowdfunding campaign 0.98
00:35:41.580 he said he needs the money for legal expenses to relocate and to send a message to the fucking woke 1.00
00:35:47.620 progressive leftist man that might have been faggot i'm not sure a faggot oh yeah it could 1.00
00:35:53.900 be yeah yeah i don't even remember and then it just goes on musk who's been an outspoken advocate 0.99
00:35:59.920 yeah their their website design is trash getting real disrespectful with the ad uh musk who has
00:36:04.900 been an outspoken advocate for free speech especially on social media platform he i can't 0.62
00:36:09.500 see because now top move the damn thing such a like leftist you know i don't know they haven't
00:36:14.980 given a take on it yet so far they've just kind of said mostly facts uh i don't know what to call
00:36:20.220 2022 yeah get to the opinion scroll down yeah yeah i want to see what their take on it is yo
00:36:25.680 wow you can't get back it looks like we're screwed they're saying elon aligns with nazi ideology but
00:36:30.720 he's like banning everybody that speaks out against the jews so the billionaire vocally
00:36:34.860 supported uh germany's far-right afd propaganda propagate propagated white replacement conspiracy
00:36:41.280 theory and was accused of performing a nazi salute twice at trump's inauguration earlier this year
00:36:47.140 which he has a lot of credit uh his supporters argued the gesture was a roman salute yeah i mean
00:36:53.360 it's just going to be a recapping of uh all that fun shit that went down cool base all that cool
00:36:58.040 base shit that happened last year man that was making he wants up base and he is not 0.66
00:37:02.400 no he's very gay turns out no but it is wild that they they tossed 8.8 million in there like that 0.84
00:37:09.240 always always they know a thing nuts yeah they could have said nine but they didn't they could 0.72
00:37:14.540 have said nine they could have said anything else they could have said the truth because by the time
00:37:18.300 eight yeah over 10 million because that's what you know also i mean who's you have a guy posting
00:37:24.000 your shit every day too so it's like to to say how many views i i'd estimate that this thing has
00:37:29.740 probably closer to 15 million views 15 million views across all platforms at this point at this 0.71
00:37:35.460 point i mean what did you say the last number you said was crazy i still i'm still logged into the
00:37:39.700 tower gang uh instagram yeah and it was probably has like nine or ten i don't know what was that
00:37:46.100 the tweet like of the song yeah tweet probably is like nine or ten i'm not sure though here's the
00:37:51.240 thing though i'm still getting likes every so often for that video people still comment on that
00:37:56.580 video on the tower gang channel and then it's replicated numerous other places on instagram
00:38:01.080 as well it's just around there's other people that have hundreds of thousands of views on your
00:38:04.840 video so i have no idea how many people saw this but a lot a lot he chose 8.8 very interesting
00:38:12.400 that is weird man i don't know what that that's about i mean that's so specific you didn't even
00:38:16.780 have to toss the 0.8 in there you can just say out the pores nancy kick out the other uh kick
00:38:21.620 out the other kick out the disgusting pores and uh and here let's get back into um some of the
00:38:26.880 content so we have this guy here i really do like that that that video by the way though of uh of
00:38:31.940 Kanye crashing the fuck out like that.
00:38:33.620 Isn't it great? It makes me happy. I'm not gonna do
00:38:36.040 what you tell me. I love that he's doing
00:38:37.880 that too, like right in front of these people. They're supposed to
00:38:39.920 like, they really do. Kim Kardashian
00:38:41.800 holds his life in the palm
00:38:44.020 of her hands in so many different ways. And he's telling
00:38:45.960 her, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
00:38:48.280 Yeah. You can't tell me
00:38:49.680 what to do.
00:38:51.620 This shit is crazy. He's scream singing.
00:38:53.720 Let's bring this up on stage.
00:38:55.500 So this is, and so you said you
00:38:57.820 had some information on this.
00:38:59.780 Quadruple amputee murder suspect
00:39:01.940 It doesn't even make any fucking sense.
00:39:03.740 Dayton, James Weber, snorts a substance, then fires a gun in a jaw-dropping video obtained by TMZ.
00:39:11.920 How do you fire the gun?
00:39:13.100 Do you want me to – we'll be able to see this because he has – there are a lot of videos out there of him firing guns, which is going to hurt him in court.
00:39:20.040 This just looks like pork.
00:39:21.680 Well, first – yeah, he looks – it looks like a pig.
00:39:24.700 Yeah, he's just a torso.
00:39:26.640 But now, there's a lot going on.
00:39:28.560 There's a lot going on with this guy.
00:39:30.380 So these videos are going to hurt him in court because there are videos of him shooting guns everywhere and whatever.
00:39:34.960 And, of course, like he goes to court for a murder.
00:39:37.420 Like his lawyer could just be like, come on, like look at him.
00:39:41.180 You think this guy killed somebody?
00:39:42.920 Well, if the glove doesn't quit, you must have quit.
00:39:45.780 But there are a lot of problems with this guy.
00:39:48.220 He's a famous professional cornhole player.
00:39:53.000 Yes.
00:39:54.160 There are videos of him doing that as well.
00:39:56.520 I have so many questions.
00:39:58.100 Like cornhole is a professional?
00:39:59.540 no he is actually legitimately a cornhole player he lost all of his appendages due to a rare blood
00:40:08.740 disorder as a baby that caused him to have to have his legs and arms amputated good god he's a guy
00:40:15.520 that doesn't take no for an answer man he became a famous professional cornhole player he can drive
00:40:20.660 and in fact when this incident was happening he was the driver when this incident happened he was
00:40:26.000 driving a tesla which is his vehicle and he was in the vehicle with three of his friends and the
00:40:32.940 friend in the passenger seat some black dude who has a criminal record by the way got in some
00:40:38.080 argument with him i still don't know what the argument was about and mr torso here shot the
00:40:44.060 black guy dead then he demanded that the other two guys in the back seat help him throw the body out
00:40:50.740 of the vehicle and they said and they right and they because he can't and they yeah even though
00:40:55.900 he could shoot somebody and drive a vehicle and throw a cornhole beanbag but but he can't move a
00:41:01.480 body his friends in the back basically said no we're not gonna do that and then i think i don't
00:41:07.320 know he like fled the scene or something and then got caught just like what's his name uh toad what's
00:41:13.760 his name? Dayton Weber and Nancy look up Dayton Weber and tell me confirm, please. Does he have
00:41:20.600 a penis tattoo on his arm? Cause it's looking a lot like a, a, the tattoo of a cock on his,
00:41:25.640 on his stub right there. And that's kind of crazy. That's a veiny mother. It looks like a
00:41:30.360 veiny cock tattoo on his severed arm. Let's play this. And he does have man boobs as well.
00:41:37.520 Yeah. Oh yeah. He's doing a headstand. So his tits are gravity hanging gravity. If real,
00:41:42.900 if real is betraying this man this guy's a hell of an athlete given what he looks like
00:41:47.720 oh it's not a cock
00:41:50.400 oh unknown substance yeah so he takes a a line of cocaine and a headstand handstand now he's 1.00
00:41:59.840 gonna shoot a gun why is a gun block out his window because it's fucking tmz they're so gay 0.96
00:42:04.800 yeah meanwhile the the dude like the owner of tmz is in the epstein files he's like i'll fuck a kid 0.99
00:42:10.220 and i'll drink them but we can't look at guns yeah
00:42:13.400 who's he shooting at whoever the fuck he wants i don't know honestly honestly man the way i see it 0.88
00:42:23.360 you amputee you do what you want you do whatever the fuck you want bro if you want to do a head 0.90
00:42:28.260 stand and snort cocaine while you do it and then shoot your gun out a window if they if i was a cop 0.83
00:42:33.660 and that guy came up to me and said can i shoot my gun out the window i'd look him up and down
00:42:37.840 and i'd say if you can play this again plays again to the i just want to get to the point
00:42:41.840 where he he gets upright again oh it's pretty graceful now now listen to this part all right
00:42:47.300 watch bang dan the titties are crazy yeah um okay watch he flees the scene
00:42:54.300 i like honestly i like the swag that he walked he did he fleed but like like a penguin almost
00:43:04.140 well look at here one more time i just want to look at the the dismount it's clean as
00:43:08.060 he's done this before and then the way he swaggers away is is remarkable
00:43:13.820 clean dismount bang chest out chest out yeah that's the thing hell yeah like when you're
00:43:19.420 upside down does the coke like rush to your brain or something what's the deal with that
00:43:23.260 i think he's just showing off he's like you can't do this you long-legged long-armed 0.75
00:43:27.100 motherfuckers he can do whatever he wants man and he took out he took a criminal off the streets 0.54
00:43:32.460 shooting him dead so no no no no they said it was just a it was just a black well that's a 0.86
00:43:37.500 euphemism for black people right criminal criminal was a euphemism for or black people was criminal
00:43:42.240 for you synonyms synonyms synonyms do you have that list actually oh i do have a list of use
00:43:48.740 euphemism for black yeah yeah we can get into that i'm sure that this is something that we've
00:43:52.120 covered already a couple years ago but it's been a while um and and we we were just laughing because
00:43:56.560 david went viral again second time this week right second time this week not to the not to
00:44:00.780 the degree um so here let's we'll watch this video and we'll talk about the tweet and then
00:44:07.340 we'll get into the list uh bring this up on stage so this is a very short video it's only 11 seconds
00:44:12.400 but we got a 29 year old purple belt uh big mad that she lost to a 16 year old and i have to say 1.00
00:44:20.240 it again that's a big ass 16 year old when you see it next to each other that's a big bitch yeah 1.00
00:44:23.840 I don't even know which one is this. 1.00
00:44:26.260 This is the jujitsu competition.
00:44:31.600 You know, we got a big upward palm from the ground.
00:44:34.600 Yeah, that's on.
00:44:35.180 And then we got just a clawing of the face, which is fucking like frustrating.
00:44:38.760 It's cold.
00:44:39.020 You ever been into like a fight with somebody in the forearm shiver?
00:44:42.720 Shiver?
00:44:43.400 Yeah.
00:44:43.980 I don't know.
00:44:44.300 Well, here, that's.
00:44:45.940 What?
00:44:48.240 How do you do that?
00:44:49.040 Really?
00:44:49.620 Oh, yeah.
00:44:49.920 That was cool.
00:44:52.020 And then, you know.
00:44:53.840 the 16 year old wins and all i said it's once again it's what do we got 137 000 views i just
00:45:02.380 said new euphemism dropped uh purple belt and that's an inside joke for the people that get
00:45:07.740 it because oftentimes the media will report the crimes of the blacks but instead of saying black
00:45:12.660 people they will use all sorts of alternative euphemisms and i believe i have some here we
00:45:18.840 they come up with new slurs every day yeah dude i some of them killed me this is so long
00:45:24.280 it looks like it's the beginning of the bell curve uh uh diagram so um here we have some
00:45:34.760 of these cold-hearted teens would-be muggers motorcycle rowdies unhappy customers 0.93
00:45:40.860 knife-wielding sicko anything but black people is the point that we're trying to get at here 0.56
00:45:46.960 i'm rowdy lunchtime route family friends that was great i love this there could be purple 0.99
00:45:52.560 belts here i hate i hate purple oh oh this is great too young fathers young fathers is on the
00:46:00.520 list that's great i saw one that was a different list and it was i was crying before the show
00:46:05.400 started because on this other list it said warm weather warm what i was like what and then i
00:46:12.900 realized like of course there are articles talking about the elderly dying due to warm weather yeah 0.98
00:46:18.960 and i was like oh my god you mean black people are killing elderly people 1.00
00:46:23.060 holy shit climate change climate activists so many of these are so good
00:46:31.340 they're amazing dude brazen duo brazen aspiring rappers
00:46:36.880 shadowy figure seasoning police oh my god bro uh bus passengers gang members gang members is on
00:46:48.420 here twice gifted athletes wait wait wait bird watchers
00:46:52.060 nfl players oh my god that one that one should just that would actually yeah should just say 0.89
00:46:59.600 black people cold-hearted teen restaurant patrons uh i really like what is this oh that's a good 0.65
00:47:05.100 one black friday crowds wait uh okay yeah yeah uh mcdonald's wacko which by the way where's 0.87
00:47:12.660 where's chicken washer and movie talk oh i don't think we have that uh crickets chicken washing
00:47:17.780 i like lunchtime rowdies nyc gifted and talented students quiet boy from a hard working christian
00:47:24.120 family is maybe the best one um hammer wielding man that's literally the thing that you got into
00:47:32.160 an argument with somebody about ceiling bird watcher i'm sorry what did you just say ceiling
00:47:37.400 bird watcher yeah it's right there where oh my god it is stealing bird watchers oh my god oh my
00:47:45.780 god i actually have so i have the i have the 3d print model ready to print of the of the
00:47:51.380 hold on matt came in here unbelievable
00:47:53.880 no yeah it's fine it's fine we're like it's okay come on the show
00:48:01.180 Unbelievable.
00:48:02.780 Unbelievable.
00:48:05.380 Bethany.
00:48:06.200 Say hi to the camera, Bethany.
00:48:08.600 It's right there.
00:48:10.120 Nobody can find the camera.
00:48:12.900 What's up?
00:48:14.560 Boo Dodgers.
00:48:15.960 Boo.
00:48:19.500 You're bringing people in here to get to do videos?
00:48:22.060 Yes.
00:48:22.660 Of what?
00:48:23.280 I'm just talking about filming it on Monday.
00:48:25.040 Are you guys okay with that?
00:48:26.080 Oh, you're talking about the Bible study?
00:48:27.540 Yes.
00:48:27.880 Okay.
00:48:28.580 We're doing a comedy show right now.
00:48:30.120 Yeah.
00:48:31.180 i mean five minutes earlier you would have been filming something totally different uh yeah dude
00:48:37.140 yeah we could film that that's cool yeah do you want to do that it's up to it's really up to matt
00:48:41.520 because he's he's camera shy matt is a little camera shy wear pants that day not shorts it's
00:48:47.980 for the he's got very thin legs no no no no we're not going to talk about that we're not going to
00:48:52.880 talk about that we have toad here this is very rude unbelievable to us it's nice to meet you
00:48:57.720 this is um this is like a bible study but it's also the opposite this is not like a bible study
00:49:04.780 uh we just we just went through a list of uh racist euphemisms all right so
00:49:11.160 all right
00:49:14.920 sometimes i hate this show oh my god bro all right so all right what were we talking about we were
00:49:26.440 talking about the amputee which once again we were also talking about euphemisms and i have a
00:49:30.740 fun one uh that i want to pull up this show is going good i like the way toad lubricates i love
00:49:35.280 the way toad lubricates yeah it's great really really brings things together real nice um another
00:49:40.280 fun euphemism and i don't know exactly where it is so toad we're gonna need your help here but
00:49:43.980 this is this is an article that i found that is going to be my new favorite subject in general
00:49:49.540 because it has a little bit of everything christianity racism uh sexism all this stuff
00:49:54.460 all my favorite things by the way my gun's out on the table
00:49:57.840 she just walks up she's just sitting here okay i don't first i first i don't know why i never
00:50:09.600 had this question like how do black people even survive a baptism oh that's a good question 0.98
00:50:15.400 apparently they don't so grandfather of seven drowned during baptism with pastor and look at 0.99
00:50:21.160 the pastor she's like i didn't do nothing um i didn't do nothing was this one of those baptisms
00:50:26.660 where they just like sprinkle the water on your head or is it one of the ones one of the ones 0.93
00:50:31.000 where they dunk you like in the river or whatever black people tend to do uh baptist more often
00:50:35.900 right what does that mean i mean so baptist church a lot of baptisms so by so it says it's almost a
00:50:41.320 contradiction it is it is um a common occurrence within the baptism pool at a baptist church
00:50:47.440 uh to be no deeper than uh knee deep crazy and and and they don't say why this is why
00:50:54.500 because yeah yeah wait with the pastor saying that she saw him dancing with jesus
00:51:00.240 totally grandfather of seven drowns during baptism
00:51:07.840 that's crazy how does that happen i you know i'm saying like we're supposed to be so we're like in
00:51:15.280 this weird christian uh conspiracy community now we're not supposed to laugh at that i'm supposed
00:51:19.620 to see shit like this and not and not go what are we doing here guys let's see a uk pastor has been 0.61
00:51:26.520 charged with manslaughter after a uh good god the ads on these fucking things are insane oh you
00:51:32.320 do you want to yeah so he should be free and immediately by the way the pastor definitely 0.85
00:51:38.760 not his fault i think the pastor's a woman it's a female pastor so arrest her just for that yeah
00:51:44.040 oh actually well yeah then all right then lock her away so a uk pastor has been charged with
00:51:49.660 manslaughter after the grandfather a grandfather of seven drowned during a home this is called
00:51:54.000 this is called a blackism that's weird though because i don't think they they probably didn't
00:51:57.040 have a pool like a bathtub probably a bathtub yeah and she allegedly she recorded a video
00:52:02.600 saying she saw him dancing with jesus uh cheryl bartley 48 uh was streaming
00:52:09.920 damn oh there's a live stream she was no way ceremony october 23rd for robert so 2023 this
00:52:17.360 is old that's oh yeah 2023 why did they write this article then i don't know today today
00:52:22.320 take a long time to find the body on the facebook page of her life-changing ministries according to
00:52:28.900 the telegraph the stream suddenly cut out as smith a born-again believer who has parkinson's
00:52:35.200 uh was being baptized in a kid's paddling pool you drowned in a kid's paddling pool
00:52:43.600 what the fuck is a paddling pool i think they're like you know the plastic ones you can get from 0.54
00:52:48.140 walmart the layers of hilariousness are just he's got parkinson's he's drowning in a baby pool
00:52:56.920 yeah and she says that she sees him dancing with jesus because he's just shaking
00:53:01.180 Oh, that was just him shaking, yeah.
00:53:04.220 He was doing the Harlem shake with Jesus.
00:53:06.900 Nancy, Nancy.
00:53:07.900 Are we serious right now, Nancy?
00:53:09.320 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:53:11.300 Dude, these black guys are always finding new creative ways of leaving their families. 1.00
00:53:16.840 I thought you were going to say leaving this realm. 1.00
00:53:19.080 Leaving their families.
00:53:21.460 Emergency services was called, but the grandfather of seven was already dead.
00:53:25.360 A post-mortem revealed that he died from drowning.
00:53:28.040 uh west midlands police said that uh when announcing it on with so man i mean he gets
00:53:32.800 baptized and immediately dies saying that she so she made a video just in time huh saying she saw
00:53:38.700 him dancing in heaven dancing with jesus at least he died a christian that's what i'm saying he got
00:53:43.840 baptized just in time she has been charged with gross negligent manslaughter how could you even
00:53:50.700 the assumption of responsibility is like we're talking about water and a 61 year old man who
00:53:56.660 by the way like she's 48 you think you turn purple the purple bell probably i think his
00:54:02.140 guns were already purple but if you try to um we can't do this this is a christian library that
00:54:08.080 girl just walked in here talking about recording this bible study my guns out on the table we just 0.96
00:54:11.740 did a list of 37 euphemisms for black people it's just crazy how every single black death involves
00:54:16.940 the inability to breathe in some way i can't breathe that was his last words actually it's 1.00
00:54:23.300 It's very hard to pick up gross niggas. 1.00
00:54:26.220 No! 0.97
00:54:26.860 Don't say that!
00:54:28.260 No, no, no, no. 0.67
00:54:31.800 This is a Christian show.
00:54:33.780 We keep telling you people.
00:54:35.600 Damn, Queef Latina said he went straight to heaven. 0.99
00:54:38.620 Nancy, Nancy, can you put up a poll? 1.00
00:54:40.240 Is this a Christian show?
00:54:42.780 Of course it is, yeah.
00:54:45.060 It's got to be hard, though, if you're a 48-year-old woman,
00:54:47.400 to pick up a 61-year-old man who's tweaking it like he was spazzing out.
00:54:50.460 And he's already filled with so much water.
00:54:52.000 And also, like, that's the problem with the exuberance in, like, the Pentecostal church and stuff.
00:54:56.740 Like, you don't know if he's just catching the Holy Spirit or if he's got Parkinson's.
00:55:00.660 They're identical, actually. 1.00
00:55:03.180 Yeah, maybe he's a shaker. 1.00
00:55:05.340 Oh, actually, it gets a little bit better. 1.00
00:55:07.800 Smith was originally from Jamaica. 0.94
00:55:11.020 Oh. 1.00
00:55:11.340 So it was okay.
00:55:12.300 It was okay.
00:55:13.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:14.360 Actually, I found the video.
00:55:15.440 I found the video.
00:55:16.000 No, you don't.
00:55:19.120 Only God can do.
00:55:20.860 Only God can do.
00:55:22.000 we can't do that uh all right maybe that was the wrong thing to do um about a man dying after his
00:55:33.040 baptism so yeah that's actually that was great yeah usually when you see a guy like start shaking
00:55:40.200 when he's in the water wouldn't you immediately be like oh shit did i throw a toaster in there
00:55:43.800 or something like you gotta figure out what's going on here that's the problem because people
00:55:48.480 catch you know the holy spirit and they start spazzing out in churches we touch we talk about
00:55:53.660 this a lot like like the holy spirit the black this is the blast this is the problem this is
00:55:57.080 this is an instance of uh the jamaican who cried wolf because you do all the she probably does the 0.70
00:56:02.660 shaking shit all the time she's like yeah he just does this like of course he caught the holy spirit
00:56:06.220 while he's getting baptized oh you know we got a copyright strike right for the last uh uh mr oh
00:56:11.680 yeah there was no way he was gonna let us use that music you know m.r is you've seen this guy 0.79
00:56:16.260 you know mr pussy turn red right uh do i i don't know i don't know i mean let's let's find him real 0.80
00:56:25.840 quick hold on do a little search we're gonna have to do it take this out of the show too oh yeah we 0.94
00:56:30.040 can't we can't show you mr pussy turn red or else we're gonna get demonetized well we might be able 0.73
00:56:34.060 to show him like a freestyle but not like i think we got in trouble because of the music video and 0.93
00:56:38.000 the fact that we kept playing it over and over and over again i couldn't stop mr pussy turn red
00:56:42.200 that's a really sketchy thing to type on twitter what'd you get hold on i'm trying to just find him 0.54
00:56:48.620 and not grotesque pornography uh actually i can't seem to find him at all m.r m.r yeah that's what
00:56:56.240 you're gonna be looking for put it in quotations dot r if you put it in quotations what happens
00:57:02.340 it's better it makes the search yeah they they search the exact words oh okay so actually now
00:57:11.320 i can't really oh wait a second here we go this is interesting this is interesting this is fun
00:57:15.800 it's somebody interviewing him uh i don't know what show this is on but this is a white jamaic
00:57:23.580 go ahead bring this up on the screen um this is a white jamaican rapper from the uk uh he goes by
00:57:29.340 mr pussy turn red and uh he's actually fantastic well let's see what he has to say i'm hot topic 0.52
00:57:33.980 bro in jamaica like i say once you do that everyone knows who you are yeah yeah yeah and i've gone 0.94
00:57:38.700 viral just gone viral and i've got wherever how many millions of america everywhere is this just
00:57:45.580 like sweaty indian dude no i don't care about this i want to fight here bring this down so i could
00:57:50.700 find the uh some music without scrolling through some white guy that has dreads and a man bun at
00:57:56.220 the same time that's i don't know that's a look yeah yeah yeah but he does make great oh my god
00:58:01.420 he's is he's hold on a second yeah that was kind of cool um
00:58:11.900 is this all his stuff this is some of his stuff let's bring this up we'll bring this up
00:58:15.420 definitely
00:58:27.420 wow this is like reggae
00:58:35.580 dude crushes he crushed i think he's fantastic um i think this is just a you know a sad instance of
00:58:41.660 of adaptation you know like a white dude growing up around black people and he has to adapt and he
00:58:46.540 does it he does too good of a job it's like adapt or die well toad sent us something in the chat
00:58:50.880 here let's see what is this i have no clue oh no is this the video of him dying no it's a different
00:58:56.440 person but it's another case it's another case of it almost happening though it's hard to lift
00:59:03.180 people back up all right let's see yeah he's a big dude he's huge
00:59:07.580 oh shit two of them god they both got baptized 0.72
00:59:15.900 help him up he's supposed to look he just reaches back he's like i'm trying to have 0.73
00:59:21.780 my moment with the lord help him up
00:59:23.380 what happened to him embarrassed no he's all freaked out
00:59:29.860 they liked i don't know i think people put on a theatric here's a theory yeah here's a theory
00:59:35.380 maybe it's the size of their nose like you if you go if you go into water like this way backwards
00:59:40.480 it's just yeah it's like two cups filling up you got to actively be blowing air out of your nose
00:59:45.580 for that to not happen like rushes to your head i hate that sensation yeah i know what you mean
00:59:49.740 yeah that's what this guy looks like right now this this dude he looks like he's seen death
00:59:53.960 maybe they think it was the lord the lord just swum up my nose into my brain honestly nothing
00:59:58.800 feels worse than getting a lot of water up your nose it's a really really terrible feeling so it
01:00:03.140 could just be that um i don't know man i you know i i got baptized i didn't think i didn't expect
01:00:09.540 that i was going to have like a moment i just kind of said like just go under right yeah you
01:00:13.340 go under it's a sort of a declaration right an outward declaration uh an n-word declaration
01:00:18.800 an inward n-word declaration uh i didn't really think anything of it people do it
01:00:22.560 and they spaz out and um you know i've seen some some big accidents happen well jake shields jake
01:00:28.980 Paul got baptized, but
01:00:30.920 not by the Lord, by some other stuff.
01:00:32.960 What do you mean? I don't know.
01:00:34.840 He did some ayahuasca.
01:00:36.500 Have you heard about this, Toad? No.
01:00:40.340 Jake Paul
01:00:40.980 did ayahuasca.
01:00:42.820 Yes, he did ayahuasca, and now I think 1.00
01:00:44.880 he's a new age white girl, but 1.00
01:00:46.740 let's watch it. I haven't watched the video, so
01:00:48.820 let's check this out. See what he says.
01:00:50.560 Doing ayahuasca, I like grab
01:00:52.780 steel sometimes, or like aluminum
01:00:55.020 and metal, and be
01:00:56.420 like, talk to it.
01:00:58.980 Because it's a living object.
01:01:01.540 People don't understand that metal is a living object.
01:01:04.500 So that sounds fucking insane.
01:01:06.580 So you just be talking to metal then, player?
01:01:08.920 I like how he was just like, I grabbed steel, aluminum, and metal.
01:01:13.540 Get hard. 1.00
01:01:14.260 Like, nigga, those are all the same thing. 0.98
01:01:16.460 You know, that's all metal. 1.00
01:01:17.940 Now the Theo Vaughn clip when he's talking to Joe Rogan and he sees the picture of him without the shirt.
01:01:21.820 And he goes, you look like a turkey all lined up.
01:01:24.660 Like a tied turkey.
01:01:26.940 What?
01:01:27.340 I didn't know that was a thing.
01:01:28.980 rogan looked at him like what the fuck you look like you just said shit bro i know it's a shame
01:01:34.400 they cut that off because i know he said some shit back to him like you're just touching metal 0.90
01:01:37.800 he does look like he's been doing ayahuasca and crying that's it looks like he's got it right now
01:01:42.420 yeah it's the red puffiness around his eyes it looks like he's been weeping how you came in
01:01:47.040 today it did look like that uh but i think it was just the lighting i turned red 0.95
01:01:50.660 ah yeah mr jake paul pussy turned red he is a pussy who's turned red i want to hear the rest 0.88
01:01:57.320 of this all right let's see it's no different than a plant yeah they're they're atoms moving 0.97
01:02:01.380 around and so i i actually talk to the items in my house to like give them better energy
01:02:08.400 like let me use your spirits today guys i know you're a bookshelf you don't know what you're
01:02:14.020 holding on to you know i'm saying you've got everything you've got all right you're gonna
01:02:19.880 pull this back because it's very rare that theo theo is the guy who says wild shit and people
01:02:25.420 don't know how to take it theo did not know what to do with this ball when it got passed to him
01:02:29.460 he held his ball for a second he went what the fuck did you just say to me i know he just disrupted 0.81
01:02:34.060 the dynamic of the show yeah he did he's like i'm supposed to be the one who says wild shit 0.89
01:02:39.040 play it again and watch watch because he's not a guy who pauses no he was the guy who he just
01:02:44.020 does crazy when he's talking to donald trump he's like you ever do cocaine you'd be sitting
01:02:47.360 on a light post looking like an owl and i'm like that's donald trump yeah bro but he doesn't know
01:02:52.500 what to do with this look this is great energy look at me okay yeah it's time to go okay yeah 0.55
01:03:02.080 man the fuck do i say that he looks more and more like a dog look at his teeth you guys can't 0.56
01:03:06.060 that's like a cocaine he's he's under pressure from it just being a bookcase 0.65
01:03:13.260 you don't know what you're holding on to you know what i'm saying you've got everything you've got 0.60
01:03:17.960 uh the crucible right here on your back you've got all these freaking 0.80
01:03:21.120 you've got moby dick carrying the bible the seven bibles 0.91
01:03:25.580 bro my bookshelf is tired bro yeah you've got dunkirk on you gotta talk to it you have no clue 0.99
01:03:32.300 what you're doing i like that yeah but to boost up your fucking boys who were fucking carrying all 0.96
01:03:37.640 your words around he got it he got it he got it he got it he reeled it back and said to boost up 0.96
01:03:45.160 your fucking boys who were carrying all your words around damn he did it he did it he almost lost 0.84
01:03:50.180 that shit i don't know um i i think that's pretty gay though i mean i think it's funny it makes for 0.92
01:03:55.200 a great but the idea that this guy the the level of money right that you have to have you know how 0.65
01:04:00.620 many bookshelves he probably got and he's just walking around just talking positive affirmations
01:04:05.400 to the objects in his house this guy doesn't have friends it's unfeasible i think that's what
01:04:09.980 happens you get a lot of money and you lose friends you lose um relationships and i don't
01:04:15.380 think that it's ayahuasca that told you ayahuasca probably made you feel like it wasn't so weird to
01:04:21.080 do yeah but the reason that you do it is because you're you live in a mansion full of riches and
01:04:25.520 nobody yeah you got nobody around like i don't even know if that dude fucks with his brother
01:04:30.100 anymore i think they have like a contentious relationship it's just money money material
01:04:34.280 material and that's that's the cliche right is it pushes everybody out because you don't know
01:04:39.080 it's kanye west who's here for my money or who's here to hang with me well this is what happens
01:04:43.020 when you got like nba money he's like i know my bookcase is here to hang with me sometimes you
01:04:47.300 got nba money play for the clippers peace is forged in chaos what the he's not the loudest
01:04:54.420 in the room who's the quiet one okay grinding in silence oh damn give it a good sniff bro
01:05:00.960 who is this i don't know wait who is this yeah uh this is uh i should know former dante jones
01:05:08.240 yeah all right how do you spell that says dahante the ha the hauntay jones yeah whatever i kind of
01:05:16.860 remember his butthole and he's sniffing it and then he wipes his finger on the wall i'll be honest
01:05:21.920 I don't even know how this made it onto the show, but I thought this was fun.
01:05:28.360 Here's the thing, man.
01:05:30.020 Every one of us has scratched our butthole.
01:05:34.160 We don't get caught doing it, and we don't smear it anywhere.
01:05:37.100 You know what I mean?
01:05:38.000 I like to think that enough money and renown, I would stop scratching my butthole.
01:05:41.640 No, I got more self-respect than that.
01:05:43.280 I scratch around my butthole.
01:05:44.900 Oh, yeah.
01:05:45.200 I never go straight for the hole.
01:05:46.620 No.
01:05:47.200 I don't put anything in the butthole, but I've scratched, like, yeah, around it.
01:05:50.540 I think you probably got to be careful scratching the butthole.
01:05:53.760 I'm not cold.
01:05:54.920 Just as far as sensitive skin and you got nails and stuff.
01:05:57.900 Dude, I shave my butthole, so it gets itchy.
01:06:00.380 There ain't no way you're shaving your butthole.
01:06:02.340 You have no choice. 0.99
01:06:02.740 Your ass looks like a zebra.
01:06:03.660 You can't see it.
01:06:04.600 Well, speaking of shaved buttholes, we're moving into the esoteric part of the show here.
01:06:08.920 There we go.
01:06:09.820 Try to keep up, Toad.
01:06:11.680 More UFO sightings have been seen.
01:06:13.760 So an alleged CN-235 MPA camera leak shows a star-shaped, a chocolate starfish-shaped object, UFO hovering over the ocean.
01:06:23.620 Some say it's just a sensor bloom or distortion.
01:06:26.000 I say UFO because I'm a crazy person.
01:06:28.660 Where was this?
01:06:29.300 Holy shit.
01:06:30.000 What?
01:06:32.400 That's it?
01:06:34.540 That's weird.
01:06:35.160 It looks like a starfish.
01:06:36.340 Yeah, and then hot dog-flavored water right underneath the chocolate starfish.
01:06:40.540 Honestly, this could be anything, right?
01:06:42.220 But, I mean, that picture, I've got no way of knowing this.
01:06:46.460 This could be a screenshot from the game Fallout as far as starry.
01:06:51.060 Maybe a starfish just jumped out of the water.
01:06:54.900 Can they do that?
01:06:56.460 No.
01:06:57.260 Did they look like this?
01:06:58.460 You know what's interesting? 0.97
01:06:59.180 Not only did we learn recently that elephant have lady titties, 0.68
01:07:06.800 but I also learned that starfish have butt cheeks. 1.00
01:07:10.320 Oh, really?
01:07:11.040 Yeah, I didn't know this.
01:07:12.800 Here, let's share this tab.
01:07:14.020 Go ahead.
01:07:14.400 Bring us up on three. 1.00
01:07:15.160 So the butthole of the sea has butt cheeks. 1.00
01:07:19.320 I suppose so, yeah.
01:07:21.300 And honestly, they look pretty good.
01:07:24.380 Have a look at some of these.
01:07:26.020 Oh, yeah.
01:07:27.040 Caked up.
01:07:27.900 Caked up.
01:07:28.800 Oh, hey, have you seen?
01:07:29.980 I don't like that one doing the splits in the bottom left.
01:07:31.900 Check out this thing that I see.
01:07:34.020 Look, this is my little Nephilim Death Squad guy.
01:07:36.660 Have you seen this?
01:07:37.640 I have not seen that.
01:07:39.040 Look at his butt cheeks.
01:07:39.600 whoa no yeah he's kicked up he's all kicked up looks like uh yeah it looks like a funko or
01:07:45.920 something yeah yeah and they're designed to like to look like a little fun mancy can you do a poll
01:07:50.400 real quick uh chat uh elephant titties or starfish butt cheeks that's no third option no third option
01:07:58.260 all right i want to put that out there i just want to see the elephant titties things called
01:08:01.540 that i caught us off guard last week um and we it was like new information that we found out and
01:08:06.460 Usually we're up on this kind of stuff,
01:08:07.840 especially knowing somebody like we're up on this sort of stuff.
01:08:10.700 Usually we got this old,
01:08:11.900 all these boxes checked.
01:08:13.180 Well,
01:08:13.340 I'm not saying that I would specifically know,
01:08:15.220 but I did a show with Toad for like a couple of years.
01:08:17.920 I,
01:08:18.320 we should know.
01:08:19.320 Sure.
01:08:19.840 Yeah.
01:08:20.300 Yeah.
01:08:20.460 It's a good point.
01:08:21.440 The human like body parts that different animals have.
01:08:25.060 Yes.
01:08:25.660 Yeah.
01:08:25.940 The idea that elephant ticks didn't come up on tower gang is,
01:08:30.740 is actually remarkable.
01:08:32.740 Damn.
01:08:33.560 Yeah.
01:08:33.960 I was unaware.
01:08:35.040 Yeah.
01:08:35.240 that's one's in the chat for elephants two in the chat for starfish oh that's that's actually
01:08:41.100 really great people are choosing the starfish people like the starfish it throws me off though 1.00
01:08:47.700 because you know with the trunk there and whatever and then you got the titties it's like a trans 0.99
01:08:51.960 check yeah and there's some kind of there's some sort of uh luggage down below there and i don't
01:08:57.400 know that's just extra that's just extra flat that's just that's a fupa got that poofy fufa
01:09:03.060 there's a lot going on with an elephant but this is interesting and this is a conspiracy thing
01:09:07.840 because well it came up on a conspiracy show right therefore no but also i mean nancy was
01:09:13.500 telling us that she thinks this is a mandela effect nancy is this true and we'll wait 45
01:09:17.360 seconds for you to answer us yes oh she's quick with it good job yeah so you know that the mandela
01:09:25.160 effect is like stuff that wasn't happening before yeah and now it's happening all of a sudden we
01:09:31.340 should have known about this a long time ago yeah but it doesn't make sense that you remember
01:09:35.620 something being different than it actually was well yeah i remember them having like udders
01:09:40.680 udders yeah like like it would just be any other like i agree yeah i thought i thought an elephant
01:09:46.200 yeah didn't have titties but had like you know like eight nipples or something sure like a cow 0.92
01:09:50.860 like anything else eight nipples for though because it only has one offspring at a time
01:09:55.560 all right two nipples down below i don't know what to tell you man
01:09:58.600 the idea is show me another thing that's on four legs that has uh tits hey chad is this libertarian 0.57
01:10:05.380 raw elephant milk honestly i'm wondering if anybody can give an example my wife was a 0.86
01:10:12.420 fucking drop uh sorry my wife asked me she says so how do they drink it do they drink it from the 0.91
01:10:17.920 uh from like the nose because usually they'll get it and then they'll spray water in their mouth 0.91
01:10:23.140 right they have like a mouth underneath oh yeah they have to suck the titty with their trunk and
01:10:27.520 then transfer it into their mouth yeah that's what they have to do it's possible i don't know
01:10:32.380 but i think that that would make the most sense which is crazy it's almost like a straw a titty 0.99
01:10:36.540 straw well what else is on four legs the girl came back in hey what's up i want a chick to do
01:10:42.460 that with like can i can i snort your titty i mean i guess that's what they're doing but i'm 1.00
01:10:49.620 serious do a handstand and then shoot some guns i can't think of a single other thing that has 1.00
01:10:55.100 four legs like that and that has breasts like a lady your mom 0.94
01:10:58.760 i don't know if the chat knows of one let me know because i can't i can't think of anything
01:11:07.740 else that's like that and a lot of people are voting in the elephant versus starfish
01:11:11.480 53 to 47 elephants are winning right now we'll leave this up for a little while
01:11:18.440 but this was a this mandela effect specifically and i have a theory i think this came with a
01:11:24.960 last mandela effect about oh this was the last update the last firmware update we had on this
01:11:30.580 current reality that we exist in or may or may not exist in uh with the chick-fil-a shit that
01:11:35.460 was sparrow says what do horses have horses have they gotta have like no they don't have
01:11:40.140 knockers oh that's a great question they got just regular ass animal tits
01:11:44.960 segments i don't yeah i don't know actually yeah i just i just know male horses dude well it would 0.96
01:11:52.720 be crazy if like male horses had let me tell you something if if female horses had tits um as many 1.00
01:11:59.740 dudes would be banging horses as women bang horses yeah maybe maybe the horse young the 1.00
01:12:05.420 horse babies just drink the horseling the horselings maybe they just drink the the milk from 1.00
01:12:10.620 the the father oh no i don't think the daddy's milk no i don't there there have been uh women
01:12:16.200 who have been fucked to death by horses so amen yeah you have statistics on that too pretty sure
01:12:22.300 you do there's like there's like one or maybe was it a dude i don't remember there's one like 0.63
01:12:28.120 mr hands yeah mr hands that's right oh that's a christian show i'm gonna ask rock right now how
01:12:33.780 many women i don't even want to write that what i'm writing in there from no no worse
01:12:39.680 sex you're asking imagine you go on trial for something oh your honor we found his search
01:12:44.220 history yannette said rhinos i'm pretty don't drink daddy's milk like that i thought i don't
01:12:50.140 think uh rhinos have tits either that would be crazy well they're mammals this is crazy bro 0.78
01:12:57.180 no look look so female horses have udders yeah yeah nothing else has yeah tits like that dude
01:13:05.660 oh like they dripping no no yeah it contains two teats but nothing else oh that's interesting 1.00
01:13:11.860 because they still do have two yeah tits yeah what do they call animal somebody's fucking lying
01:13:18.740 is all i'm saying somebody's lying right now oh guys oh my gosh starfish is starfish is 0.83
01:13:23.640 starfish is winning so here let's see what grok had to say um humans actually have eight titties
01:13:28.460 there are no wait what you didn't know that it's not true no i mean i believe him but no tell me
01:13:36.260 no that's it i'm just saying this guy fucking just did the whole thing there are no verified 0.87
01:13:42.240 credible reports of any woman dying from sexual activity with a horse my ass come on bestiality 0.89
01:13:47.620 or zoo philia including involving equine which is horse uh penetration or related trauma
01:13:54.660 extensive searches of news medical forensic references historical records and legal cases
01:14:02.080 turn up nothing confirmed the only one that anybody knows of is it seems to be maybe mr
01:14:08.320 hands yeah which is a dude um this has to be this has to have that's bullshit yeah the infamous
01:14:14.560 rumor that russian empress katherine the great died in 1796 while having sex with a horse supposedly
01:14:20.640 crushed when a harness broke is completely false you would say that wouldn't you put her horse in
01:14:25.560 a harness to get that's a thing what a horse harness yeah no that that's how katherine the
01:14:32.160 great died i never that's what it says it was a smear campaign started by her enemies decades
01:14:36.580 after her actual death from a stroke while having sex with a horse wow uh historians no that made
01:14:41.940 up the sex with the horse part he's a liar no and then they said he had me thinking howie mandel
01:14:47.940 was a sexual predator for a long time i'm just saying he probably is i said something earlier
01:14:51.960 that wasn't true um baptist churches don't have water that's knee deep i wasn't reading anything
01:14:57.240 they don't i just said that i believed them i know i've been trying i've been practicing lying
01:15:01.720 all right well speaking of untimely deaths we have another article here this is this is more
01:15:05.560 hard-hitting shit toad and i expect a very good opinion from you uh the ninth researcher has been
01:15:13.000 added to the list of dead or missing scientists well i was gonna ask you guys about this yeah we 0.71
01:15:19.640 don't fucking know i was gonna ask you that's why i called you here that's why we told you to come 0.62
01:15:22.900 on the show i didn't know there was a ninth it was crazy the number was up to eight there are all 0.95
01:15:26.480 these scientists that have information likely and they're all just disappearing it's fucking 0.59
01:15:30.620 when did this happen this was today today it's reported today but i did hear the ninth uh person 0.83
01:15:36.980 maybe a day or two ago yeah so one of the guys who was the most famous one was this guy who was
01:15:41.840 a ufo expert and he went missing uh just you know physicists scientists yeah they're all
01:15:47.120 Mexico and he's and i'm like dude obviously the government took this guy out because he has
01:15:52.320 information they don't want getting out i don't know what it is but it's something uh well the
01:15:57.420 poll is over before we watch the video starfish have won they edged it out yeah they are fish
01:16:02.860 you guys were edging on i'm surprised i thought i knew our audience i thought for sure they would
01:16:07.340 vote elephant titties well i mean that's really a question of like ass or titties it's like so
01:16:11.460 oh yeah i guess so huh yeah just uh most of our audience are ass people uh i i too i too am
01:16:18.840 just not particularly your audience is black apparently well we do have a i think last i 0.82
01:16:24.820 check 13 of our audience is black really no i made that up too dangerous part they're committing 0.53
01:16:30.420 50 of the violent youtube comment okay story that we brought you last week the daily mail
01:16:36.120 is now reporting a ninth scientist with ties to nasa's jet propulsion lab has been added to the
01:16:42.140 growing list of researchers across the country who have died under mysterious circumstances
01:16:46.200 or disappeared fox news senior national correspondent kevin core they're associated
01:16:51.200 with jpl which is interesting that's like um propulsion labs yeah that was the subcontractor
01:16:56.760 that nasa you know uh hires and parsons used to work for that that's that's where all that
01:17:01.640 came from right right that's interesting okay let's see uh don lemon looks weird by the way
01:17:06.580 right here wow don lemon looks horrible he looks rough dude yeah nftd baby
01:17:12.420 let her rip details hey kevin afternoon to you will mike hicks was a research scientist at nasa's
01:17:19.960 What's wrong with this guy's voice?
01:17:21.580 First off, is this even a person, like a human being?
01:17:24.220 He looks like an alien.
01:17:25.740 Thank you very much for bringing it back to me,
01:17:28.080 but here's what we have to say about the aliens.
01:17:30.220 Something about his eyes and his eyebrows.
01:17:32.180 Yeah, don't pay attention to my eyebrows.
01:17:33.920 He doesn't look like he's filled with a spirit.
01:17:37.420 No, he doesn't look like he's got a soul.
01:17:39.140 He's filled with some spirit, but not, yeah.
01:17:41.660 He looks fucking animatronic.
01:17:43.800 His name is Kevin Cork.
01:17:45.300 ...laboratory of JPL,
01:17:47.120 and apparently he died back in July of 2023.
01:17:49.640 at the age of 59. But the cause of death was never made public and no record of an autopsy
01:17:56.300 being performed on him. He died. I'm sorry. I missed that part. Never made public. He died
01:18:04.020 in JPL. And apparently he died back in July of 2023 at the age of 59. But the cause of death
01:18:10.700 was never made public and no record of an autopsy being performed on him has ever been found. Now
01:18:16.780 on its face that might not sound like such a big deal but his point out the ninth case of a person
01:18:22.980 with ties to america's space and nuclear secrets who has died or mysteriously vanished in recent
01:18:29.460 years this guy is a dog shit commentator first off yeah he's making me angry obviously this guy 0.56
01:18:35.380 died two years ago and nobody knows how it happened that's not sketchy what there's no autopsy 0.75
01:18:41.400 conducted no no death certificate he was in his 50s like usually you would get an autopsy in that
01:18:47.720 case because it's not like you know some old person dying of old age yeah this dude was in
01:18:52.360 his 50s an obama clone reject but did they say no no death certificate yeah yeah no death certificate
01:18:59.420 no no autopsy no nothing just whatever uh they threw him in the pile of discarded you would 0.52
01:19:04.840 never think that like uh a white dude who works at jet propulsion laboratories could die
01:19:11.020 and there would be no you'd be like yeah that's a wealthy you know well to do family charlie kirk
01:19:16.420 dog well no it's not the autopsy so much but not even a death certificate like that standard shit
01:19:21.140 yeah yeah jpl by the way isn't it like um don't they do uh like particle colliding there and
01:19:27.700 stuff like that too isn't it kind of like the the u.s cern no no like jpl i think i think jpl is
01:19:34.560 like the u.s version of cern i thought am i confusing it with something else
01:19:39.200 i don't know well the u.s has that the u.s has a particle collider in like in the midwest
01:19:45.000 somewhere we have a tennessee that's uh well that's not that's the mid-east oakridge no that's
01:19:49.920 different that's that's a power plant they know they have a particle accelerator there too yeah
01:19:54.080 it's a small it's huge it's like a mile long but it's it's small in comparison to sir yeah we must
01:20:00.500 have more than one but yeah the jpl is what jack parsons used to work for jack parsons is is the
01:20:06.600 guy that was uh in the deserts with l ron hubbard trying to summon fucking this entity that alistair
01:20:11.260 crowley was teaching people how to summon in his in his books uh battle on workings no not xenu uh 0.83
01:20:17.880 i wonder about that but yeah they they modeled what the fuck bro yeah i saw this and i thought 0.81
01:20:26.680 what i saw i saw this and i thought fuck you wait wait bring it back up because i want for 0.65
01:20:31.280 the audio listeners i want to say what this says it's from 2016 yeah but he's got his first 0.84
01:20:36.420 tweet deleted it says hulk hogan said in 2016 poop in my gym brother hh and then somebody said
01:20:43.780 something and he said poop brother hh that's it that's it man banger nothing to do it right now
01:20:51.080 but i love that i'm glad you brought that up because i was thinking you should hulk yes
01:20:55.260 hulk hogan by the way was the uh was the final jeopardy answer last night too so everything is
01:21:04.020 coming together right now yeah it's synchronicity jeopardy still is on of course incredible bring
01:21:09.640 this up do you hear that sound oh snap do you hear that toad you don't hear that
01:21:16.160 listen closer is it in your studio
01:21:18.860 it's messages from mom we have before we do these so you want to look at something no no no oh i was
01:21:29.660 just gonna bring up uh some dude burning his job to the ground but i don't know do that yeah i guess
01:21:33.660 we can do that this wasn't from mom at all but let's bring this up okay it's just a clip from
01:21:38.020 office space let's here let's see i don't want to because i always do this thing where i read the 0.55
01:21:42.500 fucking um what's it called i think i heard about this i didn't see it though there is a lot of so 0.85
01:21:49.620 wait up we have a new one what does that say he's burning toilet paper i heard about oh guys will 0.87
01:21:53.960 messages from mom bomb today one for yes two for no and three for perhaps it's been some stinkers
01:22:00.160 lately but i have some faith in her uh toad just a little backdrop on this this guy apparently
01:22:06.160 works in a toilet paper factory oh okay um but there's always something going on with toilet
01:22:10.860 paper yes there is terrorism of toilet paper uh whether it has to do with covid or whether it
01:22:15.660 has to do with an artemis spaceship and the fucking uh the craft won't oh yeah people hoard
01:22:22.340 it and it makes absolutely no sense because what the fuck does covid have to do with toilet paper
01:22:26.180 like taking shits more often it doesn't make any sense i have no idea it's it's a bizarre thing
01:22:30.800 it's like somebody decided that that's the uh emergency supply that you need and then they
01:22:35.800 love to just create an emergency and watch all the people grab the wrong thing which is yeah
01:22:39.660 toilet paper is horrible by the way it just kind of like mushes shit around your asshole basically 0.78
01:22:44.740 like that's true i do like a bidet use a shower you know yeah yeah yeah shit to shower is really 0.95
01:22:50.280 the way uh it is if you don't have a bidet then dude wipes they work pretty well you need a and
01:22:55.600 you also do need like a heated bidet but shout out to our boy uh donut really quickly uh he's
01:23:02.080 he's releasing a book called illuminati toilets hell yeah and he's been writing this for a while
01:23:06.700 so chapters one two three is available it'll probably be at brohemian grove i texted donut
01:23:10.280 he said um he's gonna let us know very soon whether or not he can come look at this the
01:23:14.500 chapter three is toilet sacrifices so a lot of weird esotericism around toilets in general poop
01:23:19.900 a lot of that stuff i mean you know inside the butthole but let's check this video out
01:23:24.460 let's see what's going on here yes so this is apparently a disgruntled employee at the toilet
01:23:31.940 paper factory oh that's just a cute little fire you're starting to fire on a pallet of
01:23:39.360 but tissue are you sure this isn't like a costco should have paid it might be the back of a costco
01:23:48.000 but um no i can if you look at the outside here in the upper right hand corner image it looks like
01:23:52.880 uh just you know your standard warehouse it looks like there's some stuff other than toilet paper
01:23:56.600 though is what i'm saying but i don't know oh i don't know i mean the way that it goes up um this 0.66
01:24:01.420 thing you know oh he just said um maybe you should pay us enough to fucking live which i don't know 0.80
01:24:09.960 i don't know how i feel about that the idea that you need to get paid enough to live is like there 0.87
01:24:14.560 has to be at the toilet paper you work at the toilet paper factory there has to be some jobs
01:24:18.620 that you can pay a little amount for right yeah like um like producing this show right producing
01:24:24.780 this show um if you so i think jordan peterson god rest his soul actually had a really good
01:24:31.660 example of this he's like if you lived in a village and you needed somebody to just change
01:24:38.040 the water bucket from something that was dripping or whatever the hell it was and that's a that's a
01:24:42.220 two dollar an hour job yeah then you should be able to pay somebody that two dollars an hour
01:24:46.040 to come and do that and if that somebody is a kid who just needs a little bit of extra going out
01:24:50.720 cash then that's a perfect job and he's the perfect candidate for that job and that pay rate is
01:24:55.760 reasonable for the the job duty then what happens is when when everybody gets paid a livable wage
01:25:01.060 there's no such thing as a small fucking job anymore you know then you have to start figuring 0.59
01:25:05.680 out ways to justify you know the pay of these people um so i don't know like i get it i get 0.87
01:25:11.140 the sentiment of um you know i just pay me a livable wage so that i could you know not burn 0.71
01:25:18.160 your uh shit paper factory to the ground but i think if you really think it through it doesn't
01:25:23.220 make a whole lot of sense it's supposed to be an entry-level job although toilet paper i guess 0.91
01:25:27.840 is more of an exit level job oh my god that was a banger that was a banger i've had to step away 0.89
01:25:36.260 for a second but i i gotta do the fucking uh 0.86
01:25:38.780 based that was unbelievable uh uh toilet paper is supposed to be an entry level job but it's 1.00
01:25:47.060 more of an exit level job all right here let's let's let this play fucking live but these bitches 1.00
01:25:54.160 dirt cheap all you had to do was pay us enough to live all you had to do was pay us enough to 1.00
01:26:01.500 live and i wouldn't have burned down i don't know what's the cost on that oh i mean the factory
01:26:08.720 alone these are million dollar factory like like the warehouse it's got to be more than that right
01:26:12.640 i mean the the building alone um and then of course all the inventory yeah hey if you had
01:26:18.160 just paid me a couple of dollars more an hour i wouldn't have had to cost you 0.64
01:26:21.580 fucking millions upon millions of dollars pay us enough to fucking live 0.94
01:26:26.720 dude this guy is seriously milk all you had to do was pay from office yeah it's gonna burn burn 0.69
01:26:36.380 the place down yeah that's that's exactly what this is like you didn't give me my stapler
01:26:41.120 I I like there is a part of me that also does kind of find it funny right to go um because I
01:26:47.900 worked a lot of shit jobs and to go like yeah it burned the place to the ground like I do yeah 0.96
01:26:52.700 exactly retard saying the company had insurance exactly oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um but i 0.98
01:26:59.080 rebuild the entire thing like it's like yeah oh they're not losing anything because they get 0.92
01:27:03.900 money from insurance yeah don't worry the insurance is going to cover it never mind all of the the
01:27:08.300 the product of what is it supply chain disruptions and all that other shit that's going to come from
01:27:12.080 it but whatever i mean i have worked at a lot of jobs where you know i've walked out on them
01:27:17.800 if you wanted to burn it to the ground i wanted to burn it i never did that um
01:27:21.800 but i don't know to to kind of have this like what would you call it speech of vindication
01:27:28.920 you know what's really funny what's that had a really long talk with my mom said send better 0.50
01:27:33.920 messages she didn't send me one more she didn't give a fuck dude she didn't give her she actually
01:27:38.840 told us she doesn't give a fuck she did say that i respect it well let's go to the poll
01:27:41.840 happen organically man that's the whole thing they need to be organic messages right they should be
01:27:46.980 The whole point of this show, of this segment on the show is to correct behavior for my mother because she sends me videos incessantly.
01:27:57.940 Just I guess anything she sees in her feed, she sends to me and I go, hey, simply cannot watch all these.
01:28:04.240 Yeah, it's an entire day's work to watch all of these.
01:28:06.780 Well, she used to send them to you because she wanted you to see them.
01:28:09.060 Now she has to realize that we've given her a job that she never agreed to have or even suggested that she wanted to be a part of.
01:28:16.980 in fact i think it probably made her a little upset in the very beginning when we started
01:28:21.000 doing this and now she's she's come around but she's got to stop sending things she wants her
01:28:25.760 son to see and start sending content that's going to make this show a banger yes uh so uh 23 percent
01:28:31.900 of you guys say that yes this will bomb 15 say no you have faith and then 62 percent of you guys
01:28:38.660 are fence sitting saying perhaps well they just like the word yeah i think maybe 60 60 percent of
01:28:45.120 You just like the word.
01:28:46.260 So, all right, let's get into this video.
01:28:49.380 And what do we have here?
01:28:51.780 I don't know.
01:28:52.760 Oh, boy.
01:28:53.500 Who knows what we're going to see? 1.00
01:28:54.840 A black guy. 1.00
01:28:55.840 Black guy, right off the bat. 0.99
01:28:57.780 Another Ghanaian Christian that believes Israel can do no wrong. 0.99
01:29:00.880 So, first question we usually have. 1.00
01:29:03.420 These come from TikTok or Facebook, most likely.
01:29:05.880 This is on Facebook.
01:29:08.020 Is this guy going to talk?
01:29:10.440 Yes.
01:29:10.800 Or is he going to point?
01:29:12.000 I think he's going to talk.
01:29:13.100 I think he'll talk.
01:29:14.720 All right.
01:29:15.120 Well, let's see. 0.88
01:29:16.140 That's what black people do. 1.00
01:29:18.000 Well, have you seen the ones, Toad, where they just go like this? 1.00
01:29:21.160 They go.
01:29:21.760 They just point?
01:29:22.900 You know, they'll point. 1.00
01:29:23.960 Seems like more of a woman thing to do. 1.00
01:29:26.400 So I don't know. 0.86
01:29:26.900 I'm going to guess he's going to talk.
01:29:28.820 He said it right.
01:29:30.100 I don't know. 0.99
01:29:30.580 They make fun of how I say woman, but whatever.
01:29:32.940 Wait, wait.
01:29:33.380 No, no, no.
01:29:33.760 Hold on.
01:29:34.100 Don't just glaze over that.
01:29:35.780 Say plural. 1.00
01:29:37.340 Women. 1.00
01:29:38.920 I don't even hear a difference, dude.
01:29:40.680 I'm very serious. 0.93
01:29:42.360 Singular is woman. 1.00
01:29:43.520 Plural is women. 0.96
01:29:45.120 woman is a different it's a completely different word in it in the way that it
01:29:49.160 there's a multitude of ways to say it no no there's just two
01:29:52.800 oh my god bro bro he didn't speak and so me and toad are both wrong and i don't even know 0.56
01:30:14.340 what the fuck this is wait oh so i guess we have to read the whole thing have you heard about the 0.74
01:30:18.020 snapback sanctions that just hit tehran snapback is because he's wearing a snapback yeah yeah i 0.73
01:30:23.760 think he's talking about the hat yeah and then it says another god christian that believes that
01:30:28.820 israel the israel can do no wrong and that jerusalem is two miles away from heaven i'll 0.57
01:30:34.500 watch it again because i don't know what the fuck i don't understand there's 30 this gets more
01:30:38.860 traction than we do what is it it's got 30 likes 30 comments yeah i'll read the comments in a second 0.77
01:30:44.340 okay i think i get i think i get it so
01:30:53.480 the ghanian christian is the person who made that comment so you can't look at the comments
01:31:00.520 without signing in i don't want okay no no so so the person who said have you heard about the
01:31:04.280 uh snapback sanctions whatever this guy is saying that person that said that is another ghanian 0.76
01:31:12.320 christian who believes that israel whatever is close to heaven whatever the fuck i don't know 0.55
01:31:17.580 what that whatever i think i just think what you're doing here is a waste of time not what 0.89
01:31:21.700 you're doing but like this is what we've come to and this is why i called my mother i said mom we
01:31:27.460 had a long discussion with her before the show started let's say you have to figure out what's
01:31:30.520 even going on with this video like what does it even mean i well i got it i mean let's do this
01:31:35.860 it was why about hats forget about forget about what it means why did you send it to me you
01:31:42.520 you understand what i'm saying what are you doing here well it's about a jew thing no i guess so
01:31:49.320 she's like he hates jews right and she's been hating the jews i don't know i don't know that
01:31:56.520 was crazy yeah but the the the guardian dude is opposing the war because he's saying that
01:32:01.660 it's it means that he can't get his snapback hats is that what that means or just it's really about
01:32:07.180 i think so i thought it was like snap benefits i think snapback i think they're talking about
01:32:12.400 blowback i think they're using the wrong term no a snapback is a type of hat it's not a fitted
01:32:17.700 hat it's i'm wearing one right now it's it's the and that's made in iran take that off where is it 0.60
01:32:21.560 made i would guess let me say where's it made what the fuck does have to do with honestly i 0.65
01:32:29.700 don't understand you're not you're not gonna guess where this thing is no no it's got a snap 0.86
01:32:35.340 you're not gonna guess where this shit is i'll give you three guesses 0.79
01:32:38.840 teyron teyron no india no said india no afghanistan i was gonna give you a hint but now 0.92
01:32:51.680 tell me hey d oh nuke it glass it i gotta burn this hat man sorry toad fitted fitted from now
01:33:04.320 on all right i really didn't understand that last one we're moving on like it's a we judge
01:33:08.500 we usually keep it moving that was messages from mom on a level of like was that entertaining did
01:33:13.340 we like that so far that felt like a mistake like she accidentally sent the wrong thing this
01:33:17.960 that doesn't make any sense and this is what i this is i i said hey this is gonna be uh honestly
01:33:21.940 i love this chat when they suck does it take away from the show at all i think it actually adds a
01:33:27.320 dynamic to the show that's very fun um i'm not mad at it but yeah that was a weird didn't make
01:33:33.500 any sense to me at all a lot of them are weird like this okay uh i don't know what's happening
01:33:38.880 here there's a guy talking to us he's clearly he's gonna definitely gonna talk i can't tell
01:33:42.820 this guy is 25 or 60. he looks a little methed out he's 25 on meth so let's see
01:33:50.180 he got teeth i think let's see we don't know yet we are going live tonight at 9 30 p.m oh he's
01:33:56.260 british yeah very sure what the british thing jack mcclain british math they're going live
01:34:03.380 on facebook and we are giving away five free true earth for 9 11 t-shirts all you have got to do is
01:34:11.300 like this post right now for an extra entry into the draw and plus for our amazing subscribers
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01:34:24.180 set your reminders share it around we will see you live at 9 30 p.m uk time tonight for the big
01:34:31.220 giveaway and obviously i'm as fictional as a dinosaur baby what the man that was crazy
01:34:39.220 Now, Joe, Joe, you've got to understand, my mom knows I have a podcast.
01:34:43.640 This is crazy.
01:34:44.560 My mom knows I have a t-shirt company.
01:34:47.940 I don't need t-shirts.
01:34:49.440 We have free Bibles.
01:34:50.440 Right outside of this door, we have like 45 free NIV Bibles for people that come.
01:34:56.000 Wait, you didn't enter into the contest there?
01:34:59.060 No, I don't understand what that was.
01:35:01.640 She's just sending us ads for Snapbox Bibles.
01:35:06.000 that's actually really fucking funny that she just sent us she just sent me ads she you know 0.97
01:35:11.900 what when we talked to her earlier she said it like six times she said i don't give a fuck what 1.00
01:35:17.260 you want and then and then we said well what about the people who watch this show and she goes you 0.57
01:35:21.320 think i give a fuck what they want and i and now that i'm watching these i'm like she does not give
01:35:26.760 a fuck what anybody wants and i respect it honestly but that's that was remarkable it's 0.88
01:35:32.460 remarkably disrespectful mom i'm trying to run a show this is messages from mom i'm trying to run 0.93
01:35:38.060 a business here we just gave that asshole free airtime i was saying you're too late to enter 0.90
01:35:44.140 into his drawing days ago are we too late holy shit are we too late look z-man said not giving 0.89
01:35:52.100 a fuck about the audience is generational that that actually that's accurate that actually is 0.79
01:35:57.320 true you know what fuck man part of my success all right we're moving on messages from mom i got 0.85
01:36:01.900 no idea what the fuck is happening okay here we go at least there's something i see an alien and 0.89
01:36:06.240 a loch ness monster or something it looks like a moray eel all right so five man's face 5.8 0.77
01:36:11.620 thousand likes on this one so maybe maybe we're getting some space god the thug actually banger
01:36:17.760 name space god the thug okay all right let's see i love his rap music yeah oh i'm predicting the
01:36:24.500 alien's not going to talk he's just going to point i'm predicting the alien might be a black
01:36:28.660 dude that's what i'm saying okay let's see default doing some space and he's black 0.53
01:36:35.540 i'm sorry what default doing some space and he's black let's see that's that's just an eel what 0.59
01:36:40.900 they're they're showing he does look like he's got a little man's face but i think that's just 0.57
01:36:45.460 nostrils all right let's get to just relax and cool off in the ocean swim around in the sea and 0.96
01:36:50.740 shit nigga i take a swim goddamn private pool it's a problem y'all for running down on me doing all 1.00
01:36:57.940 kind of sucker duck shit look at this nigga man this nigga don't look friendly at all man i'm 1.00
01:37:02.740 coming down here dressing putting that on kicking feng shui got damn pan and tipping earth 1.00
01:37:08.340 ho buying drinks and bottles and meanwhile this nigga slipping around in the ocean probably 0.99
01:37:13.700 biting booty cheeks and come on man y'all just let me folk come down here do anything and i 0.98
01:37:18.180 I ain't mad, bro.
01:37:19.420 Look at all the information y'all got on, buddy.
01:37:21.240 Y'all see it.
01:37:21.720 Just let Buddy goddamn do his thing.
01:37:23.900 I'm just saying, bro.
01:37:25.260 Do this space shit.
01:37:26.340 It fell, man.
01:37:26.940 Come on, man.
01:37:27.560 Treat all the E.T. right, bro.
01:37:29.320 Why the brain got to get goddamn locked up and experimented on?
01:37:33.340 Y'all showing our dead body's on the news and shit.
01:37:36.120 Taking our spacecraft.
01:37:37.140 Come on, man.
01:37:37.680 But meanwhile, they're in the ocean, just doing whatever.
01:37:39.760 Y'all don't even know what Buddy on, man.
01:37:41.160 Buddy contaminating this shit, man.
01:37:43.540 What?
01:37:44.420 What?
01:37:45.060 I did not understand any of that.
01:37:47.020 But I will say that I think she sent this to you because it does have to do with an animal having human-like features like we've been talking about today.
01:37:54.040 I mean, it was funny.
01:37:55.460 It was very funny.
01:37:56.540 I liked it.
01:37:56.760 I enjoyed it.
01:37:57.520 It's just – do you see how wildly this show – it's just like whiplash.
01:38:02.380 It's hard to react to it because you're bracing for one thing and then you get another thing.
01:38:06.320 I seriously had no idea what he just said at all.
01:38:09.820 I don't know either, but I have his page.
01:38:10.900 He said something about being in the ocean slivering around, biting booty cheeks.
01:38:13.900 Check out his page.
01:38:14.820 His page looks kind of crazy.
01:38:15.740 This one looks great.
01:38:16.580 go ahead we got the one with the head look at the header look at the face god the thug yeah
01:38:21.540 oh man 207 000 followers all right let's see we got to see the head
01:38:24.980 no way no way i got one of these oh yeah we mounted one of those on the wall i can't believe
01:38:34.540 i can't believe he found uh yakub look at that that's him yeah that is him that's crazy that is
01:38:42.760 nuts yeah that's gotta be a disease like he's dying it's jacob yakub whatever whatever his name 0.91
01:38:52.440 holy what's he gonna say oh my god oh he said so now y'all getting bbl heads damn
01:38:59.160 This guy seriously wears a mask like that?
01:39:13.140 What the fuck is that?
01:39:13.600 We got to invite this guy on the show.
01:39:15.320 I like, I mean, I'm a fan of the content.
01:39:18.200 I'm a fan of that Daniel, I mean, Dan Bongino, but it's Daniel Bongino.
01:39:22.720 Let's play one more of his videos because who knows what the fuck my mom sent.
01:39:25.700 Oh, what ethnicity was that guy, by the way? 0.94
01:39:28.180 The big head. 1.00
01:39:29.160 He was Guatemalan. 1.00
01:39:31.280 This one here is a little.
01:39:32.820 I was going to guess Indian or something, but I have no clue.
01:39:35.400 Nah, he was some sort of South American.
01:39:36.860 So we was asking before about where all these people went. 0.96
01:39:39.200 Well, we was axing.
01:39:39.980 We was axing.
01:39:40.780 I know now I'm an honest dude.
01:39:41.260 Everybody on search for former Air Force general
01:39:43.420 with ties to UFO League military bases.
01:39:45.320 Hey, keep my name out of this shit.
01:39:48.820 All right.
01:39:49.280 I don't know what happened here.
01:39:50.260 Dude, he's modifying his voice.
01:39:51.500 He really wants you to sign in.
01:39:53.720 He's using voice modification on his stuff here.
01:39:56.160 Yeah. 1.00
01:39:57.280 This is gay. 1.00
01:39:57.820 All right, whatever. 0.97
01:39:58.240 we're gonna have to go to the next message from because i'm not logging in yeah it always wants
01:40:02.000 you facebook tiktok's like that too all right here we go is he gonna talk it is the same guy
01:40:08.040 right it's the guy with the snapback hat again yeah he just doesn't have a hat on the side so
01:40:12.060 he's not going to talk he's just going to point why is this coming up in my mom's feed 0.51
01:40:15.420 all right we have no idea it has no clue which way this is going to go so no i see a jew and a
01:40:23.180 black so i don't know are they walking into a bar say ha hi uh rahi miracle rabbi miz mizrahi
01:40:31.900 okay russia check check check i don't know what that means here we go let's see guys oh god he's 0.63
01:40:36.380 not gonna talk no the rabbi might not even play at all holy shit the rabbi is gonna say something 0.70
01:40:44.800 i think no the rabbi is definitely gonna say something but the black guy's not gonna say 0.76
01:40:49.180 anything right this isn't even a video what it's just still oh my god no way hold on it's gonna
01:40:55.120 now it's gonna work no it's definitely a video it's got captions yep look at this press the
01:41:00.840 space bar look at the bottom you see that look original audio it's going this is a video i think 0.87
01:41:06.100 she's just straight up fucking with me no no way look at this something's wrong is a very what what 0.87
01:41:12.200 is he saying we have no idea we have no idea we'll never know this segment oftentimes goes 0.89
01:41:19.480 technically wrong as well like there's a lot of technical issues all right let's try let's see
01:41:24.260 this thing i don't know this might be another video i have no idea this looks like the same 0.74
01:41:28.360 guy yeah that's the rabbi again none of them are gonna fucking play now nothing's playing oh my 0.78
01:41:34.160 god one thing i want to remind you okay that's it nope they won't play was that the last one we 0.92
01:41:48.360 had that was it yeah one thing i want to remind you this is fucking crazy nothing plays facebook 0.86
01:41:55.300 is is shit uh mama lobster wait wait we got something here we got something we got one we 0.94
01:42:03.460 got a live one nope we don't it's crazy it's not even playing it's not gonna play these are like 0.87
01:42:06.960 dead links facebook after like a couple of hours is just like yeah we don't play your video anymore
01:42:10.960 we're not gonna do it anymore yeah she just completely trolled me the chat uh this show
01:42:16.760 this show is how i feed your grandkids well i do feel like part of us deserves it here let me see
01:42:22.360 if i can find one more thing this is actually great uh and we'll get out of here on on this
01:42:28.200 We do have one more.
01:42:30.260 I found this video.
01:42:32.000 It's the same video on TikTok.
01:42:34.020 I don't know if that's going to work, but there you go.
01:42:37.360 Oh, there you go.
01:42:38.180 Oh, shit. Toad found something on TikTok.
01:42:39.540 You got to find him.
01:42:41.620 I think it's the same video, yeah.
01:42:43.880 Oh, you're not sharing, Toad. You got to share.
01:42:45.220 Oh, no, no. He sent it in the private chat.
01:42:48.900 Give me one second.
01:42:51.380 I got to do something, dude.
01:42:53.220 Oh, damn. So have you already seen this one?
01:42:55.780 No. Absolutely not.
01:42:56.920 i just found it i just found it how did you find it what did you look what did you type in black
01:43:01.340 guy rabbi mizrahi on putin is what i googled yeah it's motherfuckers smart all right uh
01:43:08.520 see if we can play this i think we're having internet issues on my end over here too
01:43:12.940 yep wow it's still not working no unbelievable uh maybe nancy could play it well i can probably
01:43:22.800 play it i'll just click in the in the private chat um here while we do that let's go to this
01:43:26.960 real quick because i already had this pulled up so go to my screen yep so i guess we'll play this
01:43:33.580 and then we'll we'll we'll talk about it i am over 2 000 years old okay you can't get rid of me
01:43:40.900 i'm like that thing that feels good but you don't quite understand but it's here you know i'm yeah 0.70
01:43:47.380 history herstory herstory here she is so 2 000 years old we'll put you about who the fuck is 0.64
01:43:54.220 this guy i have no idea what's going on right now she's uh older than 2 000 years old yeah and she 0.82
01:44:02.140 uh uh i don't know who this guy is it seems to be a gay vampire um i don't know it's just one 0.80
01:44:09.000 of those things that goes kind of a feather in the hat of all the yakubians out there that say 0.82
01:44:12.760 Like, not only is Yacoub responsible for making white people, but, you know, I guess all, if not some of black women are reincarnated goddesses of sorts. 0.99
01:44:26.200 So this bitch has been around for 2000 years, 2000 years old. 0.99
01:44:31.100 OK, you can't get rid of me. 1.00
01:44:33.540 I'm like that thing that feels good, but you don't quite understand.
01:44:37.540 But it's here. 0.68
01:44:38.280 I guess that explains why she has spiders crawling on her eyes.
01:44:42.760 this actually just made me think of something else did you guys see the article that came out
01:44:46.980 recently where it said breaking the g-spot of men is not in the asshole yeah but it's in fact in 0.73
01:44:52.440 your foreskin yeah yeah it's like it's yeah and the jews are cutting it off they're getting rid 0.85
01:44:58.300 of the male g-spot and it's a humiliation ritual because then they tell you it's actually in your 0.99
01:45:02.540 asshole so that you put things in there and it's a total lie yeah i like that i like that this lady 1.00
01:45:07.700 is doing uh like she's culturally appropriating white people but nobody's calling her out on it 1.00
01:45:12.340 how so because that's like white people shit what she's doing that oh yeah 80 and star system star
01:45:17.880 seed girl i was uh doing that i'm 2000 years old cleopatra the reincarnated cleopatra yeah yeah 0.60
01:45:24.020 shit like that yeah she's uh she's really uh taking doing a number on on the white the white 0.64
01:45:29.080 race all right we have one more video from mom and then we're gonna get out of here i don't know
01:45:33.020 what this is oh it's from the same guy oh that's space god the thug again yeah it's god all right 0.77
01:45:40.340 mom if you're paying attention we like space god yeah the thug send us more of this shit
01:45:45.860 and the caption says when a reptilian walks in wearing an earth skin like i can't see through 0.67
01:45:53.180 his disguise as a dog wow this actually makes me sad because it's a dog that's like staring at
01:46:02.060 people as they walk by very suspiciously i can tell that he just wants pets and nobody's giving
01:46:08.400 him pets look at his little tail going he just wants pets dude yeah everyone's ignoring the dog
01:46:13.620 that makes me sad in south america you can tell that that fat dude that just walked by was dominican 0.81
01:46:17.980 this is haiti that was a dude they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats dominican dudes have 0.75
01:46:23.280 uh fat asses too um i thought that was a chick they don't like dogs in third world countries 0.99
01:46:29.440 they don't give a fuck they don't give good boys pets out there they just uh eat them and beat them 0.85
01:46:34.280 yeah uh so that's what was happening that makes me sad but space god the thug is basically doing
01:46:38.840 a they live thing right there he's talking about how he he recognizes the reptilians that are out
01:46:43.680 there wearing human skin suits yeah that's what he's saying there i think matt gates is probably
01:46:48.980 one of those um he's just got like this weird big blockhead and these weird eyes there's a couple
01:46:53.500 people you know on the world stage right now that if they revealed to us they were something else
01:46:57.620 in a skin suit i wouldn't be surprised i i was watching a video where they were tracking the way
01:47:02.340 the uh whatever you call them tesla bots walk they walk yeah and how it's identical to biden's
01:47:10.680 joe biden to his gate to everything about the way his body moves and i'm going they walk in
01:47:16.800 the wrong direction and yeah for sure his head spins around and he walks backwards yeah for sure
01:47:22.060 like joe biden we know 100 he was fake just to what degree we don't know remember when he had
01:47:28.580 that reaction to the easter bunny oh he was like it was very funny he was terrified of the easter
01:47:33.400 bunny and i think what that was was um this thing was not programmed to deal with anything that
01:47:38.980 looked like that you know what i mean like it's got a sensor it can detect human beings it knows
01:47:43.620 how to move around them you know relatively it was not designed to deal with you know eight foot
01:47:48.800 tall uh rabbit humanoid and so it hit like the fucking fear alert you know protocol he was like 0.96
01:47:54.900 oh shit 0.73
01:47:56.100 this is a Biden video that came out
01:48:00.920 like today or yesterday it must have
01:48:02.880 been yesterday I guess because I think I saw it
01:48:04.640 just pull it up pull it up on the chat you have
01:48:06.680 admin toad has admin on this
01:48:08.040 technically I think it's your account
01:48:10.740 I'm not sure
01:48:11.440 we've been using this shit for so long
01:48:14.300 that's right because you can't stream anything
01:48:16.700 anymore hang on I'm going to try to
01:48:18.720 do this here
01:48:19.200 yes
01:48:20.840 here we go
01:48:23.200 like like the olden days hold on wait bring this up real quick bring this up real quick
01:48:28.300 this is joe biden in slow motion getting terrified by the easter buddy
01:48:34.640 turn away from it and walk away that's like somebody who's got a bad trip and you just 0.89
01:48:52.960 gotta get the fuck out of the room i miss joe biden maybe maybe corn pop was in there corn pop 0.92
01:48:58.720 bad dude all right what is this toad what are we seeing this is joe biden spotted greeting 0.93
01:49:04.980 customers at a coffee shop in oh recently wilmington delaware yeah like yesterday or
01:49:10.760 two days ago suppose why even bother to pretend he's still alive i don't know it's obviously one
01:49:15.180 of his clones dead eye yeah go to that eye again yes grub towards the end so
01:49:41.340 can see it's a short side again it's i looks like you grabbed him by the head and you put your thumb
01:49:57.900 in that socket i think he had a stroke oh man i know but like can't they make better clones of
01:50:04.540 this guy or that i think that maybe they got his dna late and they just keep replicating the same
01:50:09.420 it's uh Dana Carvey was was his contract involved like you know a good eight years and you have to
01:50:16.820 go through that he's probably at the tail end of his contract probably a 10-year contract it
01:50:19.780 doesn't give a fuck no it's just like look this is what I signed up for yeah I got to do the job
01:50:23.960 that I was paid for and I get you know end-stage Biden that's what I'm doing right now so that was
01:50:30.100 Dana Carvey uh doing Wolverine you gotta like this old Logan yeah you're doing Logan right now
01:50:35.100 That's end-stage Biden.
01:50:37.360 And honestly, I think the dead eyes is a pretty tasteful little detail they incorporated into there.
01:50:43.300 Because it draws attention away from the fact that that's not Joe Biden at all.
01:50:48.440 This guy is seven and a half feet tall.
01:50:50.920 Pay no attention.
01:50:51.760 I like seven foot tall Joe Biden.
01:50:53.360 In the cloning process, I think they just fucked up.
01:50:56.220 Everybody's using coffee shops these days.
01:50:58.980 Everybody for their fucking government operations.
01:51:01.360 operations in the cloning process i think they probably just fucked up his eye or something 0.87
01:51:05.260 they're like ah we could actually go with that like this will just be stroke biden 0.59
01:51:09.440 put it into the storyline i mean who cares like we're at the point in the storyline where it's
01:51:14.620 like whatever is anybody watching this show anymore oh yeah this show is dying just do
01:51:18.560 whatever spin it out well that's what i'm saying i'm surprised they're adding any effort
01:51:22.100 to well they just print money so it's whatever but to um to continue arc yes to continue biden
01:51:29.240 at all just doesn't make any sense to me at this point it's like that's just wasted resources
01:51:33.000 nobody's looking so by the way have you seen my banana menorah no i've seen this you haven't seen
01:51:38.960 this it's a banana it's a it's a banana aura yeah benora yes benora all right yeah yeah we can 0.53
01:51:46.660 accurately celebrate the holocaust with this banana is that what they do uh with a banana
01:51:52.360 menorah i don't know if they do that here i got this one the menorah i believe it's to celebrate 0.77
01:51:57.640 uh like conserving whale oil or something look at this motherfucker no yeah it's something like
01:52:06.120 that oh so it's like a climate change thing like a conservation that's what it is i think it was
01:52:11.360 like i don't know they they had no power i don't know what the fuck the history behind it warm
01:52:15.420 weather warm weather again killing killing the blacks um here let's let this play this is uh 0.60
01:52:22.240 this is biden when he was super tall it says six four that looks 0.54
01:52:25.280 that's wonderful it's not playing did you ever see the fake biden yeah yeah the tall guy
01:52:32.900 that guy was so much taller the guy was like six four he's a giant he's huge
01:52:38.080 i remember that he's towering over every fucking bias like it's like dude this guy's like
01:52:43.340 you know six seven could be playing in the nba 0.70
01:52:46.060 net because rogan says six four but look at the other men compared to like you'll see dudes in
01:52:52.700 the background compared to biden biden is massively taller than he's standing here yes
01:52:58.080 nephilim biden my personal favorite he's standing at a perspective in front of his old wife old 0.57
01:53:02.660 bitch wife about three feet in front of her and still from the perspective he's still a foot 0.98
01:53:08.580 taller a whole foot taller he's huge it's crazy but they're actually around the same height he's 0.98
01:53:12.680 only like maybe two inches three inches not in this he is shoulders no i mean like above her
01:53:17.560 original biden no og biden og biden is we're talking 90s biden or that's a different human
01:53:23.880 racist biden so that's 90s biden yeah sweeping uh crime act yeah that's that's jungle biden
01:53:31.080 jungle biden well i i i do kind of miss nephilim you know they did the thing with biden um like
01:53:39.260 they did with dexter do you remember dexter at the end of of like the original dexter he walks
01:53:44.280 away into the yeah he sailed his boat into a hurricane and faked his death sorry spoiler
01:53:51.220 he goes away and that's like we had that moment with joe biden when he uh he just goes thanks
01:53:57.180 and then he walks into the jungle yeah but he kind of like gets messed up a little bit
01:54:00.740 the jungle and i thought that was a moment and now he's now they're bringing like yeah they
01:54:07.080 couldn't use that uh joe biden's been lost in the jungle guys oh yeah yeah that's it i met racist
01:54:12.800 like uh like the country is is grieving after a strange moment on stage the other night joe
01:54:20.440 biden turns and walks into the forest what toto's about to say there too was that uh
01:54:24.340 racist biden did not want a racial jungle right that's that's what i meant by jungle biden yeah
01:54:29.880 but but i forgot about yeah biden walking into the jungle so now that's what i thought you meant i
01:54:35.080 thought you meant walking away also inconsistencies in the plot you know it's like rainforest biden
01:54:40.780 who really gives a fuck at this point like they're like storylines i think it's kind of like uh
01:54:45.920 it's kind of like the biden multiverse you know what i mean where they're just like doing different 0.58
01:54:50.640 renditions of biden to see how long we're going to be okay with it and apparently you can do it
01:54:56.520 indefinitely joe biden is going to be eternal just continual joe biden he's not going to get
01:55:02.440 any older than that biden right there but he's going to be that way for the next 30 years i
01:55:07.000 know this biden's deteriorating rapidly but yo god this has been this has been a lot of fun
01:55:10.900 it's kind of fucking crazy yeah that uh yeah i like i like doing this with toad toad brings out 0.54
01:55:16.600 a really awful side of me it's nice to have toad um it makes me forget that yeah blame me 0.64
01:55:22.120 thank you well you know what while everybody's here and toad is here toad where can everybody
01:55:29.920 find you and support you yeah learn to toad on twitter learn to toad on instagram
01:55:35.200 toadstool sports is my sports betting channel great branding all around though like really
01:55:43.080 learn to toad and toadstool uh boards or what is it sports sports boards uh it's a jab at
01:55:50.840 Dave Portnoyne shout out to uh Jeffrey one of my listeners suggested that as a name so
01:55:55.940 I went with it uh yeah I've got a that's on audio as well I've got covered in uke is my
01:56:01.740 ukulele there's another branding uh for you right there that's my channel patreon.com
01:56:07.740 slash alerted toad where i basically give you nothing
01:56:10.300 and your favorite loser cast
01:56:15.340 love those guys you can tell one of these brandings just doesn't match yeah it's like
01:56:22.640 masterful masterful masterful mediocre loser cast is very what it's low-hanging fruit i think
01:56:29.400 you it's it's fine it's they're lucky to have you to find toad at all these places especially
01:56:33.880 is twitter man because like your your tweets still make me die laughing by the way the last 0.99
01:56:40.420 one was uh these trannies are blocking me on this platform like i'm puberty crazy that is crazy 0.98
01:56:46.680 crazy that's a banger also if you want to get like a mountain dew baja blast reviews of or 0.99
01:56:52.040 different uh taco bell items that may be available or actually soon i wonder if i should like should
01:56:58.560 i i don't know i've been thinking of like maybe converting that into i feel like i'm spreading
01:57:02.520 myself too thin but those are i'm calling them goyslop reviews that's a great one i like that
01:57:08.640 on twitter right now that's where they are oh no they should be that should be on on youtube as
01:57:16.320 well but that should only last as long as you are able to survive oh yeah yeah i did like three in
01:57:24.220 the last week and i felt like i was not going to survive last all right we'll put him on the spot
01:57:31.060 toad uh toad might be at bohemian grove to might oh yeah that's right he's already agreed to i
01:57:35.360 thought he agreed to it no he hasn't he's terrified he's he thinks we're gonna kill him
01:57:39.280 every time i think i'm gonna die in multiple ways yeah well people love you and they want to see you
01:57:43.840 and uh and i love you and i want to see you yeah if you come we'll figure out uh how you'll be
01:57:48.680 they're just hanging out or
01:57:50.120 in a performative aspect, a ukulele
01:57:52.860 way. Hold on, Matt
01:57:54.780 just comes in like we're not on a show.
01:57:56.700 It's fine, Matt. We've explained explicitly
01:57:58.600 in explicit detail.
01:58:00.500 It's like he's trying to talk to me. I have voices in my ears.
01:58:03.180 This is a show that we do for money.
01:58:04.480 For people, there's an audience. There's a guy named
01:58:06.700 Toad here. He comes in. Go ahead. Come in, Matt.
01:58:09.560 Do those dishes. 0.93
01:58:10.580 Do those dishes.
01:58:12.200 Guys, it's been a great episode of Nephilim 0.94
01:58:14.580 Death Squad. We'll see you 0.81
01:58:16.620 another time. And Toad,
01:58:18.460 Thank you for hanging out, man.
01:58:19.760 Yeah, thanks for having me.
01:58:21.160 Don't forget to obey, submit, and comply, people.
01:58:23.280 Goodbye.
01:58:23.540 Goodbye.
01:58:48.460 Death Squad
01:58:51.240 Death Squad
01:58:54.320 Never look
01:59:03.100 Death Squad
01:59:04.640 When the last trumpet sounds
01:59:06.740 And the heavens