Dangerous Ret*rds? | Neph 2 America
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Summary
On today's episode of Nefada's Toad, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by special guest and friend of the show, Top Lobster himself, David Lee Corbo aka the raven that is Top Lobbo aka The Raven. The guys discuss the upcoming release of The Price is Right Fortune Pick, the new BetMGM casino game show based on the iconic game show, The Price Is Right. The show is recorded in front of a live studio audience, so please be advised that some parts of this episode may not be suitable for children.
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oh patreon welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of neph to america your cultural
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commentary for the end of days i am david lee corbo aka the raven that is top lobster the father
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of this information back and before we get into today's show a little reminder if you want to
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they can hear that i never know if anybody can hear our drops uh which right now is scheduled
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officially for eight seven is the vip day that's august 7th and august 8th is the main day six seven
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um and it's going to be a banger but of course the vip tickets are only going to go exclusively
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to the patreon members and i know they're never going to hit uh the general public because it's
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a limited uh amount of them we're only going to do 50 vip members and the rest of it is going to
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be uh you know people who live and work here and then of course uh we have to have a small opening
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for guests uh we want you guys to be able to hang out with some of the homies as well who come on
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the show so limited tickets available patreon.com forward slash top lobster.com go ahead go over
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here we'll have like a whole section for when it's ready to drop and i think we could drop them
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pretty soon we've agreed on prices yeah we've agreed on prices and um and uh you know we'll
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let you guys know what we'll do what we should do is do a little bit of like hey they're gonna drop
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in a week on this day and then we'll go in a little bit of days on this day five days on this
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day just a countdown because people always seem to miss we have a fucking banger today people
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also don't know they always think it's available too we have a really fun episode today uh it's
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going to be neft to america but we got toad look it's toad this is crazy is anybody excited for
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this i was listening for the applause of the audience and they just don't how do we not have
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an applause button yeah they're not even clapping what the hell we don't have that dude thank you
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for joining us um toad's done neft to america with us before so we had a little discussion
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before the show started said yeah dude i'm familiar with messages from mom um so very
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excited yeah she dms me all the time is that true your mom dms toad disrespectful and i'm gonna
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actually ask her because i hope not by the way we were 15 minutes late which is pretty early for us
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and the reason that we were is because we were all just talking to top's mom uh when i say all
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of us i mean me you toad and and nancy as well uh we were all talking to top's mom telling her
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do better do better with messages from mom um because it's been a little lackluster these last
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did you see the attitude that she brought though she did she said i don't give a fuck toad was on
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for this call right a little bit yeah he was on a little bit yeah i was explaining to her the last
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couple of weeks and how much of a flop this show has been or that this segment of the show has been
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yeah and i just go hey do better like give us what we i don't want to tell you what to send me but
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send me better stuff send you better stuff it was a lot of like no king's day
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constructive i was giving her constructive criticism and she basically told me i don't
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care oh hey yeah there you go marnie mac uh we went by the way whoa we're gonna start a show
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soon uh it's called find a wife for toad and i don't know uh exactly you know how we're gonna
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do it how we're gonna structure it but i don't know oh you know what the toad doesn't know about
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uh a segment which we have uh we have somebody's blessing for this segment you want to talk about
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this and let's talk toad you are toad's gonna be a little out of the circle on this one but
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At Bohemian Grove, we're going to have a competition,
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and the competition is going to be a Timothy Alvarino costume competition.
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I only know who he is because you guys basically are like,
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this guy's a huge faggot, and I'm like, all right.
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I trust you on that, but other than that, I have no idea who he is.
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He looks exactly like Raven, though, as far as I know.
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If I was taller and more handsome and had better hair and all my teeth.
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more well-spoken more well-spoken better chest uh what the fuck i was a little bit gayer but we do
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have we have a big announcement uh what what's happened is i have had a phone call i've had a
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phone call what with timothy albarito yesterday i talked a real phone call a real phone call from
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my cell phone to his cell phone and i talked to him for about 25 minutes and um and the hatchet
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has been buried and from this moment forward i will no longer be saying anything negative
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about uh even if he is doing shady things like hanging out with feds and smoking cigars with
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i'm not going to talk about it anymore even if he continues to call me retarded
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and my friends i mean as long as he's like doing it in the branding way
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yeah if he's like these guys are dangerous i think this could be really great for everyone
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why did he get to be patrick swayze in that image well yeah i didn't know the ghost thing
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isn't it obvious well you know he has given us his blessing uh he i i offered him i said come to the
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uh brohemian grove and i want you to judge this costume competition with me and he said
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absolutely not i won't be doing that and i said actually nancy can we run a can we run a poll
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in the chat like uh how does the audience feel about our reconciliation with timothy alberino
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know yeah yeah uh are we like are they going to accept it or are they going to fight us on this
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because we we actually invited him well you invited him to bohemian growth and he said
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no but he did give our blessing for the costume competition he said actually that sounds fantastic
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and the reason he said no and i i understand why he would say no and this is just my opinion
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because the fans have been hostile towards him right sure and and the same reason that toad was
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like i don't want to go i think they're gonna kill me but this that's completely unfounded they love
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toad that's really yeah this guy yeah they might like i mean current circumstances but for pre this
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show well they might want to be mean to him the reason that i'm i'm content with it is because i
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have aired very publicly in excruciating detail to the point where it would be considered beating
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a dead horse all of my grievances every single last one on every show or large on every show
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we've been on there is no one in the podcast sphere who hasn't heard some semblance of my
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grievances with this man yeah so i've got it all off my chest and i'm happy to move on and i'm
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happy to have who who knows who knows what the future holds it doesn't hold him coming to
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brohemian grove to to to judge this costume competition what it does hold is maybe him
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maybe some clay pots you're gonna have them on your chest now i mean whatever who knows who
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knows where this all goes but but it was a it was an interesting conversation and um actually
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something did happen and i don't know if the audience i'm gonna allow the audience to guess
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oh look at this can people see the poll on the screen i don't know i don't think they can i
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well i like i think they can i could see it i don't know but i don't know
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yeah did they vote how do you guys see this is a new tool i don't know you click on it
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we got a yes no perhaps maybe you put ones or twos or threes i don't know it says was it okay
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for raven to make up with timothy alvarino one it says you type one two or three in the chat yeah
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oh yeah that's cool that is cool look at that so there you guys go uh ones for yes two for no and
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three for perhaps perhaps go ahead there we go we can see it very nice oh look at it it's actually
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it's exciting watching it update in real time can you see this on the screen though can you
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if you can actually see that that's really cool oh yeah that's exciting um so uh that's it was
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something i was gonna say i don't remember what oh oh so uh interesting bit of information came
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out of that so toad i don't know if you know this but the way that it started was um you know on
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nephilim desquad we talk a lot about aliens we talk about demons huge misunderstanding it's a
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huge misunderstanding i mean the biggest misunderstanding you could possibly have and
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i guess it's entirely my fault so um you know our branding is what dangerous retards right
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and we're constantly talking about aliens and whether or not they're actually demons
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and our show is called that also also to i know i saw you said our branding is dangerous retards
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and toad goes okay i know that that's a show that we did with clint but that was i said
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yeah i thought it was a an agreeance yes daddy um uh all of those things right nephilim death
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squad and demons are aliens and dangerous retards this guy makes a tweet one day he says if you get
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your information on aliens from nephilim podcast you're an idiot never go full retard so we hit
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all of our branding in one tweet right this is clearly a nephilim podcast i thought it was like
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a hip-hop subliminal like you know we're like rappers shoot subliminals at each other yeah it
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did feel like one of those were like you check your chest to see if you're bleeding it was like
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a jay-z versus nas kind of a situation it's a beef yeah it's a beef it's a legitimate beef
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so uh you know i basically lost my fucking mind um it turns out who the person he's talking about
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i don't want to put any names in his mouth so i'm not gonna do that but he said some of the
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attributes it was nathan reynolds no no no no he didn't say it was he didn't say i'm not gonna lie
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to you i'm not gonna lie to you though it sounded like he was describing nathan reynolds i know you
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don't know who that is toad but the audience knows who that is some gay dudes cutting guys
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heads off at a catholic church he's basically talking about nephilim assassins so so the
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audience knows what i'm talking about there's a huge chance that he was talking shit about
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a guy that i fucking dislike remember i brought you that book for your birthday yeah i still
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have it i've never flipped through it at all because i don't fucking believe that guy so
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the idea that i opened fire on this dude and dressed like indiana jones called him a fucking
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And he was originally talking shit about the same guy
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asshole no i mean there's a lot of reasons there's a lot of reasons also i'm a conspiracy
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theorist right so follow this there's a guy there's a podcast that he always goes on these
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guys are huge like probably five i don't know half a million followers oh yeah that was weird time
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they were just trying to be fucking friends
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they were just trying to be friends with us
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and then the shit that we talk about on the show
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if you're not talking about us you're talking about my people at the very least you're talking
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about nathan reynolds and fuck that guy fuck that guy again it could be a genius lie on his part so
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what do you think oh like are we being gaslit is this is this crazy or are we unhinged psychopaths
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like is that a real thing maybe both i think it probably is a little bit of both it's a little
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bit of both i'm confused by all this because i don't really understand the players whatever i'm
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getting that he was actually talking about a different podcast but it sounded like it was
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your podcast i don't know this this beef is so gay that it should be like a male strip club
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it is it is a gay beef admittedly it's a gay beef that was really for the audience i want them to
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understand because right now there's people that you know know all the players that we're talking
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about and they and there might have been a great reveal here and that great reveal might be that
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um maybe maybe we are a little out of our minds and i'm cool with it i'm just beginning to
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understand us is all that really came from this um all right so i want to bring this up on stage i
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want to get this conversation started with something really fun well the poll is over uh 58
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percent of you guys said perhaps okay all right but a bunch of fence sitters a lot of fence sitters
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yeah but i take it perhaps as a good uh yes i think it's a good yes it perhaps just comes from
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our beef with albarino it's an inside joke um so let's get this greg i'm gonna pull this up on the
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stage this is from uh my number one source of information uh dom lucre so hold on oh i thought
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the drag queen was your number one source no no dom lucre says developing canada is now being called
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the gay capital after they revealed new letters for the m m i w g 2 s l g b t q q i a plus
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community that cannot be real which has led the internet users around the world posting content
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that reflects how far gone canada truly is so let's let's hear what this thing has to say
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i said earlier before the show i said this looks like the fucking galactic federation of light
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oh i thought this was the uh paris olympics we literally have in the center there's like a like
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a reptilian you have a pleiadian off to the side yeah that looks like the asian lady we were
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discussing the theater about oh yeah uh shout out to chloe that's probably not nice to say
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it's not good well here let's let's let's press play let's see what they have to say
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we will not let fear win a world without trans people has never existed a world without drag
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has never existed and it never will queer people have always been here amongst us
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there are co-workers there are brothers our sisters they're our mother it feels a lot like
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they're disclosing aliens it does this looks like the the the panel that would do that among us
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this feels like oh i mean this is after the reveal right after the face peeled off sure we've been
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putting shit in your butt for a long time i mean the one honestly i'm not gonna lie to you the the
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one in the front horrifying right but that big scary gold dust looking motherfucker off to the
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side remember the remember the pro wrestler gold dust oh yeah yeah god see if you can bring that
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up because that looks like gold dust he went through a wig era yeah and he looked just like
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that when when is this why are multiple people wearing masks it's canada i think it's just like
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a self-soothing mechanism at this point yeah this is you have it looks like the lowest budget
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sci-fi movie that you've ever seen all right wait check this out look at look at that person
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off to the left this is the same outfit now look at this oh wait hold on me i got it here
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galactic federation here hold on you got the wrong thing you got like gold that's actually
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doing a cdc i don't know if you guys ever seen this match
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so wait so wait was gold dust like one of the one of the heels i don't even know who gold dust is
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i don't know you remember gold dust dude and he's gay no dude i was i was more partial to the shock
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master who's the shock master i don't know what does he do it sounds like he delivers the shocker
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look pull the picture up he never really uh took off because uh during his huge entrance he like
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tripped and fell and then they're like we can't do this anymore okay all right look at this this
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is perfect get that thing out of the way sign in with google all right nancy nancy you bitch uh
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A lot of people have been upset with the way I've been talking to Nancy.
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And then switch it over to the other screen with the boom.
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It's actually the two of them combined, I think.
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Let's see what the rest of these guys are.
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drag is art drag is culture drag is educational drag is creative drag is comedy
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i would love to know what what is educational about drag oh is it because of the story hour
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yeah i mean there's some reading there is some reading um some pattern recognition involved i
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just think it's kind of crazy because like nobody told you you had to be involved with reading
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that is like that is gold dust and that's legitimately gold dust bro and then there's
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a kid they just do a kid in there for no reason what the fuck it's well it's that's what drag
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queens do man they have to be around children they're compelled to do it and you do learn
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something you learn about fear at least oh yeah by the way is that the bald black bitch from
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wizard of oz uh it might be with the mask and nancy can we do a poll um who would you rather
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have babysit your kids uh the transgender or an alien oh a gray alien that's a great question
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No, this is in Canada. Something about black,
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We're going to talk about black women later on this show.
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My name is Scarlett Bobo, and thank you so much
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scarlet bubba so as as toad said i guess they they uh defeated tel aviv well i don't did they
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really defeat tel aviv or has tel aviv just been bombed to oblivion so now by default they win
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is that like what's happening here or did they get more gay i don't know man and they have to
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compete with uh provincetown massachusetts which is like the gay capital of america it is the gayest
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town in america if you've never been there it's like literally yeah it's literally the tip of the
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penis of cape cod in massachusetts and everybody that lives there is homosexual i'm not joking
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no i i'm uh i'm like across the the bay from it if that's just looking at it from across the water
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i'm in like the bicep of massachusetts you know the strong area you know what i mean you know uh
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i don't know i don't know where this this all goes but this is one of these things where it's
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like they continually do a thing that makes everybody hate them yeah and when you dress
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like this when you dress like gold dust uh you know when you've got this conglomeration you've
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got the bald lady the bald black you've got the mass you got the masculine asian woman uh you have
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a child on stage with you like this doesn't do much for the greater percentage of the public
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except make them mad yeah small percentage of the public that's cool by the way chat again i know
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that you guys are a little bit slow a little bit slow when we pull up a poll you press the number
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and then we vote on the poll so one of you guys has done that i'm gonna not i'm not gonna do this
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feature anymore guys if you thank thank you toad thank you toad well you're part of the show you
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don't really need to press the numbers but we literally i'm leading by example um yeah i don't
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know i i don't know how long it goes on or how much further it goes on before the entire world
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just turns and goes i don't and i'm not saying that we should do this but i think they're gonna
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end up exterminating the gays that's just my opinion i think that's where this all ends up
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going something's gonna happen we're gonna end up with camps of some type because uh have you guys
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seen that the new episode of the boys no i haven't watched the boys uh in a while what's going on now
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i've never watched it they're foreshadowing internment camps for anybody who's tweeted
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anything against homelander so homeland is supposed to be uh yeah trump yeah that sort of
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figure and i'm just watching it i'm like this is kind of spooky the way they're the way they're
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playing this out i don't i don't like what they're aiming at i don't know that we people get a little
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bit um what's the word you know alarmist when it comes to that sort of thing that we're all
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going to end up in camps for our tweets but uh i don't know there was a real push for it during
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covid yeah you know what i mean if you were talking about being an anti-vaxxer if you were
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just somebody who resisted and never mind your tweets uh your rhetoric but if you were somebody
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who who you know said something negative in public or or refused the the jab there was a lot of
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people who were saying throw them in jail yeah well our poll has 91 uh gray aliens they'd rather
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i was persecuted during that time and i still am dude i almost got fired for refusing the vaccine
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and i did get fired for speaking out against jews i would say that's what you did yeah technically
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you sang you sang out against jews yeah or you didn't really sing out against jews as much as
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you sang out in favor of hitler which i don't think is mutually exclusive that's all i'm saying
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it's not what the song is really about not not that i'm not in favor of him but it's not what
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yeah i mean losing your job is is is one thing um you know you you strangle somebody's ability
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to provide for their you know their own lives or the people around them thrown in a cage is a small
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step from that yeah it's a small step from that and we have publicly stated that there's a high
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likelihood donald trump is the antichrist um but we've also said that we don't dislike him
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yeah so i'm hoping that will absolve us of any needing to be thrown in a cage i don't think i
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don't think it will but uh speaking of i i it's it's funny you we mentioned kanye because
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kanye and toad are like forever linked it's a strange thing i wonder idiotic relationship
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if somewhere down the road like kanye would meet toad and they would be really he would probably
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hate you i think he would love toad i think he would make toad part of his council you think so
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Yeah, because there was a time where Shane Cashman was, like, part of his trusted counsel.
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But I like to think that – because you know what Kanye seems to value?
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Is people that aren't going to, like, say what they think he wants to hear.
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They're just going to say what they want to say.
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He never – he probably saw my cover and never commented on it at all, so I think he probably hated it.
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And now I'm the only one that carries on the legacy of his cover of that song.
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Kanye doesn't happen to get to see it and hate it musically, like for musical reasons.
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He just might have different musical opinions on it.
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And I think actually maybe we could put this in a poll.
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uh we're just making so many polls yeah yeah um should it now become tradition that every
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bohemian grove ends with i would like to do the show again at this that's true uh and also throw
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the jew down the well um i i would be great if perhaps could we perhaps do a different type of
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like performance a different song i mean i love that well okay i think we probably could get away
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with throw the jew down the well i don't think we can no no it's another song that's more euphemism
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and let's do down the well it's not even banned from youtube because it's it's under the realm
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of satire it's from borat so what if we all dress like borat it was written by a jew i don't think
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that they would get it i don't think that they'd get it no you don't think that chick would get it
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the one that we talked to that was helping us she seemed to be a little bit confused there we go
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every uh bro grove and with nigga how hitler and also you know just for uh everybody else's sake
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the chick from the string ensemble you mean no no the chick that we uh she loved me even though
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she is jewish everybody everybody loved you look at that we got a resounding 100 um guys i don't
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know i i don't think that we i don't think we would necessarily never go back again we wouldn't
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be able to go back i think if we did it at the theater this was this was six months delayed
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because we couldn't find a venue that's a good point that's a great point that's a solid point
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although i do want to hear the song again i think another question is how much should toad even sing
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the song what if we did you know those silent raves where people put in headphones we provide
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headphones for everybody and everybody dances to nigga how hitler but we just don't say it
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yeah i mean i i basically never play the song but there is a guy on instagram that posts
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that's a guy that you could hire possibly for free
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on the i'm surprised i thought it would have been resounding no they get it they want to
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so the thing is they want to do they want to do this more than they uh they want to do broker
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more than they want to hear the song because it this is a clear understanding and no it's
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no offense to toad so we would need something because the sing-along last year was tremendous
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was tremendous we need a song repeat that though we had owned benjamin you can't like yeah it's
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one that's basically it was really yeah we captured magic in that moment after that show i go where
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So this is Kanye West a bunch of years ago, and he's being confronted by the Kardashians.
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And this is when everyone was like, Kanye is crazy.
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I go like I'm watching you with new eyes and I'm understanding him.
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one more time it's an entire intervention on autotune
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honestly i love that though i love listen listen to the beginning
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i like that there's music to it yeah and i like that it has the same vibe as a hitler speech
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yeah he's screaming his shit he's slamming his fucking arms around honestly though what i love
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about that is telling he's standing in front of a witch coven yes that's what's happening you can't
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change my mind like after after like much perspective when you're watching the show before
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much perspective i mean you watch this in i don't know 2010 yeah you go these are just people who
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make clothes and shit why is he acting like that why are you acting so crazy why is he acting like
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that and it's but it's one of those things where i bet you he didn't understand it at that time
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like where he's like you guys are trying to manipulate me kevin odom is in a fucking coma
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right now and he's like i got nowhere to go you can't change my mind change my mind i like that
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honestly dude he is he's standing in front of uh witches maybe we can get kanye to come
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oh dude to a community how cool would that be fuck yeah man fired for singing a cover of
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the latin times i did not i didn't know this existed man i know i got an article on um
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on elijah's uh outlet there rift who wrote that whose article go back up uh morgan music
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but the bitch that ain't your name who is that click on her let's see jewish definitely yeah
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she looks like she could be probably morgan writer editor social strategist uh prior to joining
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pleroma morgan spent eight years as uh social media strategist for bdg parenting brands scary
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mommy um her writing has been featured by huff post readers digest washington post
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in its in its entirety because it's going to be great but i want to see some of this oh no i'm
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sorry i've never seen this article didn't know it existed let's see some of the shit she's wrote
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scroll down a lot whatever oh yeah it's gonna be blood libel blood libel blood libel distant
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material relatives his own edinburgh we disown trump wait wait it says gardener arrested for
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possession of knife it was a euphemism is it a black person we have to we're going down a rabbit
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hole today i guess you think they're going to arrest a black there's no way oh that's true
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that's a good point i'd like my gardening tool go on show his face yep who did it also black
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people don't have yards so sam row 35 technical manager uh dude to do hedge outside now i don't
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think he is a it is a euphemism for black usually they don't live to 35 samuel rowe was the person's
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name and it was a it sounds like it was a japanese a japanese gardening sickle and trowel
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hmm okay all right all right let's read the article i bet he's one of those autistic dudes
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who like you know this guy probably has a lot of katanas in his house you know he's a collector
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why do you see it like that he's one of those dudes who's into like anime culture and shit
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so we'll go back to the maybe he's a pedophile he might belong in jail because he might be a
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pedophile i don't know so why did you say this for it but they don't have yards that's true
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uh your tweet by the way hey elon musk from a fellow roman saluter to another i hope you're
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serious bro i have been canceled for singing a song on your platform not wait no nancy i'd like
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singing a song a popular kanye west song nancy please read this for us
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it takes it there's usually like a it takes a long time the whole premise of this article is
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is totally off because i didn't seriously ask him like i didn't think it was gonna happen it
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was a joke you know what i mean read it she's not gonna read it scroll back up nance so i can read
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it from the top but you get what i'm saying man who uh lost his job after going viral for performing
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a ukulele cover of kanye west inflammatory song heil hitler reached out to elon musk asking for
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support from quote a fellow roman saluter to another uh at tower gang toad who goes by toad
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online posted a video in appeal to musk last week quoting a 2023 post from the billionaire
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promising to fund the legal bill of anyone unfairly treated by an employer due to an
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ex post i was asking him to put his money where his mouth is but i wasn't seriously thinking it
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was gonna happen by any means he didn't also by the way toad the one of the last tweets that you
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made underrated banger again about uh what he said there uh something was really something
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about puberty and trans oh uh trans people are blocking me on this platform like i'm puberty
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that was such a banger bars that is do we have a face um so uh quote from a fellow roman saluted
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to another i hope you're serious bro toad wrote i have been canceled for singing a song on your
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platform on may 10th toad a computer programmer and aspiring comedian very aspiring i guess so
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yeah uh posted a video of himself singing every line every line yeah on a ukulele the cover which
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has racked up more than 8.8 million views why do they say 8.8 that's crazy 8 8 h h how hitler it
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8-8 is also the day that we'll be doing a Bohemian Grove.
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Can you understand now why us as conspiracy theorists completely spiraled on this guy,
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Quote, the woke mob got their eyes on it and started coming out of the woodwork, Toad
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they have doxed me and gone to my employer he continued my message was not to musk it was to
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anybody that wanted to support me on whoever's whoever's listening yeah uh my employer being a
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bunch of pussy woke progressive leftist immediately caved and fired me so i am losing my income and
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being canceled over singing a song toad wrote proceeding to announce his crowdfunding campaign
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he said he needs the money for legal expenses to relocate and to send a message to the fucking woke
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progressive leftist man that might have been faggot i'm not sure a faggot oh yeah it could
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be yeah yeah i don't even remember and then it just goes on musk who's been an outspoken advocate
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yeah their their website design is trash getting real disrespectful with the ad uh musk who has
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been an outspoken advocate for free speech especially on social media platform he i can't
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see because now top move the damn thing such a like leftist you know i don't know they haven't
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given a take on it yet so far they've just kind of said mostly facts uh i don't know what to call
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2022 yeah get to the opinion scroll down yeah yeah i want to see what their take on it is yo
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wow you can't get back it looks like we're screwed they're saying elon aligns with nazi ideology but
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he's like banning everybody that speaks out against the jews so the billionaire vocally
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supported uh germany's far-right afd propaganda propagate propagated white replacement conspiracy
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theory and was accused of performing a nazi salute twice at trump's inauguration earlier this year
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which he has a lot of credit uh his supporters argued the gesture was a roman salute yeah i mean
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it's just going to be a recapping of uh all that fun shit that went down cool base all that cool
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base shit that happened last year man that was making he wants up base and he is not
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no he's very gay turns out no but it is wild that they they tossed 8.8 million in there like that
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always always they know a thing nuts yeah they could have said nine but they didn't they could
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have said nine they could have said anything else they could have said the truth because by the time
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eight yeah over 10 million because that's what you know also i mean who's you have a guy posting
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your shit every day too so it's like to to say how many views i i'd estimate that this thing has
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probably closer to 15 million views 15 million views across all platforms at this point at this
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point i mean what did you say the last number you said was crazy i still i'm still logged into the
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tower gang uh instagram yeah and it was probably has like nine or ten i don't know what was that
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the tweet like of the song yeah tweet probably is like nine or ten i'm not sure though here's the
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thing though i'm still getting likes every so often for that video people still comment on that
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video on the tower gang channel and then it's replicated numerous other places on instagram
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as well it's just around there's other people that have hundreds of thousands of views on your
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video so i have no idea how many people saw this but a lot a lot he chose 8.8 very interesting
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that is weird man i don't know what that that's about i mean that's so specific you didn't even
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have to toss the 0.8 in there you can just say out the pores nancy kick out the other uh kick
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out the other kick out the disgusting pores and uh and here let's get back into um some of the
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content so we have this guy here i really do like that that that video by the way though of uh of
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Isn't it great? It makes me happy. I'm not gonna do
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that too, like right in front of these people. They're supposed to
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of her hands in so many different ways. And he's telling
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her, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
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Dayton, James Weber, snorts a substance, then fires a gun in a jaw-dropping video obtained by TMZ.
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Do you want me to – we'll be able to see this because he has – there are a lot of videos out there of him firing guns, which is going to hurt him in court.
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Well, first – yeah, he looks – it looks like a pig.
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So these videos are going to hurt him in court because there are videos of him shooting guns everywhere and whatever.
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And, of course, like he goes to court for a murder.
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Like his lawyer could just be like, come on, like look at him.
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Well, if the glove doesn't quit, you must have quit.
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no he is actually legitimately a cornhole player he lost all of his appendages due to a rare blood
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disorder as a baby that caused him to have to have his legs and arms amputated good god he's a guy
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that doesn't take no for an answer man he became a famous professional cornhole player he can drive
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and in fact when this incident was happening he was the driver when this incident happened he was
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driving a tesla which is his vehicle and he was in the vehicle with three of his friends and the
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friend in the passenger seat some black dude who has a criminal record by the way got in some
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argument with him i still don't know what the argument was about and mr torso here shot the
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black guy dead then he demanded that the other two guys in the back seat help him throw the body out
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of the vehicle and they said and they right and they because he can't and they yeah even though
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he could shoot somebody and drive a vehicle and throw a cornhole beanbag but but he can't move a
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body his friends in the back basically said no we're not gonna do that and then i think i don't
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know he like fled the scene or something and then got caught just like what's his name uh toad what's
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his name? Dayton Weber and Nancy look up Dayton Weber and tell me confirm, please. Does he have
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a penis tattoo on his arm? Cause it's looking a lot like a, a, the tattoo of a cock on his,
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on his stub right there. And that's kind of crazy. That's a veiny mother. It looks like a
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veiny cock tattoo on his severed arm. Let's play this. And he does have man boobs as well.
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Yeah. Oh yeah. He's doing a headstand. So his tits are gravity hanging gravity. If real,
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if real is betraying this man this guy's a hell of an athlete given what he looks like
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oh unknown substance yeah so he takes a a line of cocaine and a headstand handstand now he's
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gonna shoot a gun why is a gun block out his window because it's fucking tmz they're so gay
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yeah meanwhile the the dude like the owner of tmz is in the epstein files he's like i'll fuck a kid
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and i'll drink them but we can't look at guns yeah
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who's he shooting at whoever the fuck he wants i don't know honestly honestly man the way i see it
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you amputee you do what you want you do whatever the fuck you want bro if you want to do a head
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stand and snort cocaine while you do it and then shoot your gun out a window if they if i was a cop
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and that guy came up to me and said can i shoot my gun out the window i'd look him up and down
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and i'd say if you can play this again plays again to the i just want to get to the point
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where he he gets upright again oh it's pretty graceful now now listen to this part all right
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watch bang dan the titties are crazy yeah um okay watch he flees the scene
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i like honestly i like the swag that he walked he did he fleed but like like a penguin almost
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well look at here one more time i just want to look at the the dismount it's clean as
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he's done this before and then the way he swaggers away is is remarkable
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clean dismount bang chest out chest out yeah that's the thing hell yeah like when you're
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upside down does the coke like rush to your brain or something what's the deal with that
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i think he's just showing off he's like you can't do this you long-legged long-armed
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motherfuckers he can do whatever he wants man and he took out he took a criminal off the streets
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shooting him dead so no no no no they said it was just a it was just a black well that's a
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euphemism for black people right criminal criminal was a euphemism for or black people was criminal
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for you synonyms synonyms synonyms do you have that list actually oh i do have a list of use
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euphemism for black yeah yeah we can get into that i'm sure that this is something that we've
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covered already a couple years ago but it's been a while um and and we we were just laughing because
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david went viral again second time this week right second time this week not to the not to
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the degree um so here let's we'll watch this video and we'll talk about the tweet and then
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we'll get into the list uh bring this up on stage so this is a very short video it's only 11 seconds
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but we got a 29 year old purple belt uh big mad that she lost to a 16 year old and i have to say
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it again that's a big ass 16 year old when you see it next to each other that's a big bitch yeah
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You know, we got a big upward palm from the ground.
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And then we got just a clawing of the face, which is fucking like frustrating.
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You ever been into like a fight with somebody in the forearm shiver?
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the 16 year old wins and all i said it's once again it's what do we got 137 000 views i just
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said new euphemism dropped uh purple belt and that's an inside joke for the people that get
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it because oftentimes the media will report the crimes of the blacks but instead of saying black
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people they will use all sorts of alternative euphemisms and i believe i have some here we
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they come up with new slurs every day yeah dude i some of them killed me this is so long
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it looks like it's the beginning of the bell curve uh uh diagram so um here we have some
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of these cold-hearted teens would-be muggers motorcycle rowdies unhappy customers
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knife-wielding sicko anything but black people is the point that we're trying to get at here
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i'm rowdy lunchtime route family friends that was great i love this there could be purple
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belts here i hate i hate purple oh oh this is great too young fathers young fathers is on the
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list that's great i saw one that was a different list and it was i was crying before the show
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started because on this other list it said warm weather warm what i was like what and then i
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realized like of course there are articles talking about the elderly dying due to warm weather yeah
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and i was like oh my god you mean black people are killing elderly people
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holy shit climate change climate activists so many of these are so good
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they're amazing dude brazen duo brazen aspiring rappers
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shadowy figure seasoning police oh my god bro uh bus passengers gang members gang members is on
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here twice gifted athletes wait wait wait bird watchers
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nfl players oh my god that one that one should just that would actually yeah should just say
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black people cold-hearted teen restaurant patrons uh i really like what is this oh that's a good
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one black friday crowds wait uh okay yeah yeah uh mcdonald's wacko which by the way where's
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where's chicken washer and movie talk oh i don't think we have that uh crickets chicken washing
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i like lunchtime rowdies nyc gifted and talented students quiet boy from a hard working christian
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family is maybe the best one um hammer wielding man that's literally the thing that you got into
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an argument with somebody about ceiling bird watcher i'm sorry what did you just say ceiling
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bird watcher yeah it's right there where oh my god it is stealing bird watchers oh my god oh my
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god i actually have so i have the i have the 3d print model ready to print of the of the
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no yeah it's fine it's fine we're like it's okay come on the show
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You're bringing people in here to get to do videos?
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i mean five minutes earlier you would have been filming something totally different uh yeah dude
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yeah we could film that that's cool yeah do you want to do that it's up to it's really up to matt
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because he's he's camera shy matt is a little camera shy wear pants that day not shorts it's
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for the he's got very thin legs no no no no we're not going to talk about that we're not going to
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talk about that we have toad here this is very rude unbelievable to us it's nice to meet you
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this is um this is like a bible study but it's also the opposite this is not like a bible study
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uh we just we just went through a list of uh racist euphemisms all right so
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sometimes i hate this show oh my god bro all right so all right what were we talking about we were
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talking about the amputee which once again we were also talking about euphemisms and i have a
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fun one uh that i want to pull up this show is going good i like the way toad lubricates i love
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the way toad lubricates yeah it's great really really brings things together real nice um another
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fun euphemism and i don't know exactly where it is so toad we're gonna need your help here but
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this is this is an article that i found that is going to be my new favorite subject in general
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because it has a little bit of everything christianity racism uh sexism all this stuff
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all my favorite things by the way my gun's out on the table
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she just walks up she's just sitting here okay i don't first i first i don't know why i never
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had this question like how do black people even survive a baptism oh that's a good question
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apparently they don't so grandfather of seven drowned during baptism with pastor and look at
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the pastor she's like i didn't do nothing um i didn't do nothing was this one of those baptisms
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where they just like sprinkle the water on your head or is it one of the ones one of the ones
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where they dunk you like in the river or whatever black people tend to do uh baptist more often
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right what does that mean i mean so baptist church a lot of baptisms so by so it says it's almost a
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contradiction it is it is um a common occurrence within the baptism pool at a baptist church
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uh to be no deeper than uh knee deep crazy and and and they don't say why this is why
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because yeah yeah wait with the pastor saying that she saw him dancing with jesus
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totally grandfather of seven drowns during baptism
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that's crazy how does that happen i you know i'm saying like we're supposed to be so we're like in
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this weird christian uh conspiracy community now we're not supposed to laugh at that i'm supposed
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to see shit like this and not and not go what are we doing here guys let's see a uk pastor has been
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charged with manslaughter after a uh good god the ads on these fucking things are insane oh you
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do you want to yeah so he should be free and immediately by the way the pastor definitely
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not his fault i think the pastor's a woman it's a female pastor so arrest her just for that yeah
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oh actually well yeah then all right then lock her away so a uk pastor has been charged with
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manslaughter after the grandfather a grandfather of seven drowned during a home this is called
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this is called a blackism that's weird though because i don't think they they probably didn't
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have a pool like a bathtub probably a bathtub yeah and she allegedly she recorded a video
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saying she saw him dancing with jesus uh cheryl bartley 48 uh was streaming
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damn oh there's a live stream she was no way ceremony october 23rd for robert so 2023 this
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is old that's oh yeah 2023 why did they write this article then i don't know today today
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take a long time to find the body on the facebook page of her life-changing ministries according to
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the telegraph the stream suddenly cut out as smith a born-again believer who has parkinson's
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uh was being baptized in a kid's paddling pool you drowned in a kid's paddling pool
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what the fuck is a paddling pool i think they're like you know the plastic ones you can get from
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walmart the layers of hilariousness are just he's got parkinson's he's drowning in a baby pool
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yeah and she says that she sees him dancing with jesus because he's just shaking
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Dude, these black guys are always finding new creative ways of leaving their families.
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I thought you were going to say leaving this realm.
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Emergency services was called, but the grandfather of seven was already dead.
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A post-mortem revealed that he died from drowning.
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uh west midlands police said that uh when announcing it on with so man i mean he gets
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baptized and immediately dies saying that she so she made a video just in time huh saying she saw
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him dancing in heaven dancing with jesus at least he died a christian that's what i'm saying he got
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baptized just in time she has been charged with gross negligent manslaughter how could you even
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the assumption of responsibility is like we're talking about water and a 61 year old man who
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by the way like she's 48 you think you turn purple the purple bell probably i think his
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guns were already purple but if you try to um we can't do this this is a christian library that
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girl just walked in here talking about recording this bible study my guns out on the table we just
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did a list of 37 euphemisms for black people it's just crazy how every single black death involves
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the inability to breathe in some way i can't breathe that was his last words actually it's
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Damn, Queef Latina said he went straight to heaven.
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It's got to be hard, though, if you're a 48-year-old woman,
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to pick up a 61-year-old man who's tweaking it like he was spazzing out.
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And also, like, that's the problem with the exuberance in, like, the Pentecostal church and stuff.
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Like, you don't know if he's just catching the Holy Spirit or if he's got Parkinson's.
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Oh, actually, it gets a little bit better.
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we can't do that uh all right maybe that was the wrong thing to do um about a man dying after his
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baptism so yeah that's actually that was great yeah usually when you see a guy like start shaking
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when he's in the water wouldn't you immediately be like oh shit did i throw a toaster in there
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or something like you gotta figure out what's going on here that's the problem because people
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catch you know the holy spirit and they start spazzing out in churches we touch we talk about
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this a lot like like the holy spirit the black this is the blast this is the problem this is
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this is an instance of uh the jamaican who cried wolf because you do all the she probably does the
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shaking shit all the time she's like yeah he just does this like of course he caught the holy spirit
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while he's getting baptized oh you know we got a copyright strike right for the last uh uh mr oh
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yeah there was no way he was gonna let us use that music you know m.r is you've seen this guy
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you know mr pussy turn red right uh do i i don't know i don't know i mean let's let's find him real
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quick hold on do a little search we're gonna have to do it take this out of the show too oh yeah we
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can't we can't show you mr pussy turn red or else we're gonna get demonetized well we might be able
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to show him like a freestyle but not like i think we got in trouble because of the music video and
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the fact that we kept playing it over and over and over again i couldn't stop mr pussy turn red
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that's a really sketchy thing to type on twitter what'd you get hold on i'm trying to just find him
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and not grotesque pornography uh actually i can't seem to find him at all m.r m.r yeah that's what
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you're gonna be looking for put it in quotations dot r if you put it in quotations what happens
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it's better it makes the search yeah they they search the exact words oh okay so actually now
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i can't really oh wait a second here we go this is interesting this is interesting this is fun
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it's somebody interviewing him uh i don't know what show this is on but this is a white jamaic
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go ahead bring this up on the screen um this is a white jamaican rapper from the uk uh he goes by
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mr pussy turn red and uh he's actually fantastic well let's see what he has to say i'm hot topic
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bro in jamaica like i say once you do that everyone knows who you are yeah yeah yeah and i've gone
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viral just gone viral and i've got wherever how many millions of america everywhere is this just
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like sweaty indian dude no i don't care about this i want to fight here bring this down so i could
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find the uh some music without scrolling through some white guy that has dreads and a man bun at
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the same time that's i don't know that's a look yeah yeah yeah but he does make great oh my god
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he's is he's hold on a second yeah that was kind of cool um
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is this all his stuff this is some of his stuff let's bring this up we'll bring this up
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dude crushes he crushed i think he's fantastic um i think this is just a you know a sad instance of
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of adaptation you know like a white dude growing up around black people and he has to adapt and he
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does it he does too good of a job it's like adapt or die well toad sent us something in the chat
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here let's see what is this i have no clue oh no is this the video of him dying no it's a different
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person but it's another case it's another case of it almost happening though it's hard to lift
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people back up all right let's see yeah he's a big dude he's huge
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oh shit two of them god they both got baptized
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help him up he's supposed to look he just reaches back he's like i'm trying to have
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what happened to him embarrassed no he's all freaked out
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they liked i don't know i think people put on a theatric here's a theory yeah here's a theory
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maybe it's the size of their nose like you if you go if you go into water like this way backwards
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it's just yeah it's like two cups filling up you got to actively be blowing air out of your nose
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for that to not happen like rushes to your head i hate that sensation yeah i know what you mean
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yeah that's what this guy looks like right now this this dude he looks like he's seen death
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maybe they think it was the lord the lord just swum up my nose into my brain honestly nothing
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feels worse than getting a lot of water up your nose it's a really really terrible feeling so it
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could just be that um i don't know man i you know i i got baptized i didn't think i didn't expect
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that i was going to have like a moment i just kind of said like just go under right yeah you
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go under it's a sort of a declaration right an outward declaration uh an n-word declaration
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an inward n-word declaration uh i didn't really think anything of it people do it
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and they spaz out and um you know i've seen some some big accidents happen well jake shields jake
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let's watch it. I haven't watched the video, so
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People don't understand that metal is a living object.
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So you just be talking to metal then, player?
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I like how he was just like, I grabbed steel, aluminum, and metal.
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Like, nigga, those are all the same thing.
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Now the Theo Vaughn clip when he's talking to Joe Rogan and he sees the picture of him without the shirt.
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And he goes, you look like a turkey all lined up.
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rogan looked at him like what the fuck you look like you just said shit bro i know it's a shame
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they cut that off because i know he said some shit back to him like you're just touching metal
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he does look like he's been doing ayahuasca and crying that's it looks like he's got it right now
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yeah it's the red puffiness around his eyes it looks like he's been weeping how you came in
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today it did look like that uh but i think it was just the lighting i turned red
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ah yeah mr jake paul pussy turned red he is a pussy who's turned red i want to hear the rest
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of this all right let's see it's no different than a plant yeah they're they're atoms moving
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around and so i i actually talk to the items in my house to like give them better energy
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like let me use your spirits today guys i know you're a bookshelf you don't know what you're
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holding on to you know i'm saying you've got everything you've got all right you're gonna
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pull this back because it's very rare that theo theo is the guy who says wild shit and people
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don't know how to take it theo did not know what to do with this ball when it got passed to him
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he held his ball for a second he went what the fuck did you just say to me i know he just disrupted
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the dynamic of the show yeah he did he's like i'm supposed to be the one who says wild shit
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play it again and watch watch because he's not a guy who pauses no he was the guy who he just
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does crazy when he's talking to donald trump he's like you ever do cocaine you'd be sitting
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on a light post looking like an owl and i'm like that's donald trump yeah bro but he doesn't know
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what to do with this look this is great energy look at me okay yeah it's time to go okay yeah
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man the fuck do i say that he looks more and more like a dog look at his teeth you guys can't
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that's like a cocaine he's he's under pressure from it just being a bookcase
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you don't know what you're holding on to you know what i'm saying you've got everything you've got
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uh the crucible right here on your back you've got all these freaking
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you've got moby dick carrying the bible the seven bibles
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bro my bookshelf is tired bro yeah you've got dunkirk on you gotta talk to it you have no clue
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what you're doing i like that yeah but to boost up your fucking boys who were fucking carrying all
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your words around he got it he got it he got it he got it he reeled it back and said to boost up
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your fucking boys who were carrying all your words around damn he did it he did it he almost lost
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that shit i don't know um i i think that's pretty gay though i mean i think it's funny it makes for
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a great but the idea that this guy the the level of money right that you have to have you know how
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many bookshelves he probably got and he's just walking around just talking positive affirmations
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to the objects in his house this guy doesn't have friends it's unfeasible i think that's what
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happens you get a lot of money and you lose friends you lose um relationships and i don't
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think that it's ayahuasca that told you ayahuasca probably made you feel like it wasn't so weird to
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do yeah but the reason that you do it is because you're you live in a mansion full of riches and
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nobody yeah you got nobody around like i don't even know if that dude fucks with his brother
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anymore i think they have like a contentious relationship it's just money money material
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material and that's that's the cliche right is it pushes everybody out because you don't know
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it's kanye west who's here for my money or who's here to hang with me well this is what happens
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when you got like nba money he's like i know my bookcase is here to hang with me sometimes you
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got nba money play for the clippers peace is forged in chaos what the he's not the loudest
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in the room who's the quiet one okay grinding in silence oh damn give it a good sniff bro
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who is this i don't know wait who is this yeah uh this is uh i should know former dante jones
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yeah all right how do you spell that says dahante the ha the hauntay jones yeah whatever i kind of
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remember his butthole and he's sniffing it and then he wipes his finger on the wall i'll be honest
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I don't even know how this made it onto the show, but I thought this was fun.
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Every one of us has scratched our butthole.
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We don't get caught doing it, and we don't smear it anywhere.
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I like to think that enough money and renown, I would stop scratching my butthole.
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I don't put anything in the butthole, but I've scratched, like, yeah, around it.
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I think you probably got to be careful scratching the butthole.
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Just as far as sensitive skin and you got nails and stuff.
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Dude, I shave my butthole, so it gets itchy.
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There ain't no way you're shaving your butthole.
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Well, speaking of shaved buttholes, we're moving into the esoteric part of the show here.
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So an alleged CN-235 MPA camera leak shows a star-shaped, a chocolate starfish-shaped object, UFO hovering over the ocean.
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Some say it's just a sensor bloom or distortion.
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Yeah, and then hot dog-flavored water right underneath the chocolate starfish.
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But, I mean, that picture, I've got no way of knowing this.
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This could be a screenshot from the game Fallout as far as starry.
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Not only did we learn recently that elephant have lady titties,
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but I also learned that starfish have butt cheeks.
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So the butthole of the sea has butt cheeks.
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I don't like that one doing the splits in the bottom left.
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Look, this is my little Nephilim Death Squad guy.
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whoa no yeah he's kicked up he's all kicked up looks like uh yeah it looks like a funko or
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something yeah yeah and they're designed to like to look like a little fun mancy can you do a poll
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real quick uh chat uh elephant titties or starfish butt cheeks that's no third option no third option
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all right i want to put that out there i just want to see the elephant titties things called
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that i caught us off guard last week um and we it was like new information that we found out and
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especially knowing somebody like we're up on this sort of stuff.
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but I did a show with Toad for like a couple of years.
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The human like body parts that different animals have.
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The idea that elephant ticks didn't come up on tower gang is,
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that's one's in the chat for elephants two in the chat for starfish oh that's that's actually
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really great people are choosing the starfish people like the starfish it throws me off though
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because you know with the trunk there and whatever and then you got the titties it's like a trans
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check yeah and there's some kind of there's some sort of uh luggage down below there and i don't
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know that's just extra that's just extra flat that's just that's a fupa got that poofy fufa
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there's a lot going on with an elephant but this is interesting and this is a conspiracy thing
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because well it came up on a conspiracy show right therefore no but also i mean nancy was
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telling us that she thinks this is a mandela effect nancy is this true and we'll wait 45
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seconds for you to answer us yes oh she's quick with it good job yeah so you know that the mandela
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effect is like stuff that wasn't happening before yeah and now it's happening all of a sudden we
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should have known about this a long time ago yeah but it doesn't make sense that you remember
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something being different than it actually was well yeah i remember them having like udders
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udders yeah like like it would just be any other like i agree yeah i thought i thought an elephant
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yeah didn't have titties but had like you know like eight nipples or something sure like a cow
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like anything else eight nipples for though because it only has one offspring at a time
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all right two nipples down below i don't know what to tell you man
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the idea is show me another thing that's on four legs that has uh tits hey chad is this libertarian
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raw elephant milk honestly i'm wondering if anybody can give an example my wife was a
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fucking drop uh sorry my wife asked me she says so how do they drink it do they drink it from the
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uh from like the nose because usually they'll get it and then they'll spray water in their mouth
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right they have like a mouth underneath oh yeah they have to suck the titty with their trunk and
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then transfer it into their mouth yeah that's what they have to do it's possible i don't know
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but i think that that would make the most sense which is crazy it's almost like a straw a titty
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straw well what else is on four legs the girl came back in hey what's up i want a chick to do
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that with like can i can i snort your titty i mean i guess that's what they're doing but i'm
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serious do a handstand and then shoot some guns i can't think of a single other thing that has
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four legs like that and that has breasts like a lady your mom
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i don't know if the chat knows of one let me know because i can't i can't think of anything
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else that's like that and a lot of people are voting in the elephant versus starfish
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53 to 47 elephants are winning right now we'll leave this up for a little while
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but this was a this mandela effect specifically and i have a theory i think this came with a
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last mandela effect about oh this was the last update the last firmware update we had on this
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current reality that we exist in or may or may not exist in uh with the chick-fil-a shit that
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was sparrow says what do horses have horses have they gotta have like no they don't have
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knockers oh that's a great question they got just regular ass animal tits
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segments i don't yeah i don't know actually yeah i just i just know male horses dude well it would
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be crazy if like male horses had let me tell you something if if female horses had tits um as many
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dudes would be banging horses as women bang horses yeah maybe maybe the horse young the
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horse babies just drink the horseling the horselings maybe they just drink the the milk from
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the the father oh no i don't think the daddy's milk no i don't there there have been uh women
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who have been fucked to death by horses so amen yeah you have statistics on that too pretty sure
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you do there's like there's like one or maybe was it a dude i don't remember there's one like
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mr hands yeah mr hands that's right oh that's a christian show i'm gonna ask rock right now how
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many women i don't even want to write that what i'm writing in there from no no worse
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sex you're asking imagine you go on trial for something oh your honor we found his search
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history yannette said rhinos i'm pretty don't drink daddy's milk like that i thought i don't
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think uh rhinos have tits either that would be crazy well they're mammals this is crazy bro
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no look look so female horses have udders yeah yeah nothing else has yeah tits like that dude
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oh like they dripping no no yeah it contains two teats but nothing else oh that's interesting
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because they still do have two yeah tits yeah what do they call animal somebody's fucking lying
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is all i'm saying somebody's lying right now oh guys oh my gosh starfish is starfish is
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starfish is winning so here let's see what grok had to say um humans actually have eight titties
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there are no wait what you didn't know that it's not true no i mean i believe him but no tell me
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no that's it i'm just saying this guy fucking just did the whole thing there are no verified
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credible reports of any woman dying from sexual activity with a horse my ass come on bestiality
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or zoo philia including involving equine which is horse uh penetration or related trauma
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extensive searches of news medical forensic references historical records and legal cases
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turn up nothing confirmed the only one that anybody knows of is it seems to be maybe mr
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hands yeah which is a dude um this has to be this has to have that's bullshit yeah the infamous
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rumor that russian empress katherine the great died in 1796 while having sex with a horse supposedly
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crushed when a harness broke is completely false you would say that wouldn't you put her horse in
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a harness to get that's a thing what a horse harness yeah no that that's how katherine the
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great died i never that's what it says it was a smear campaign started by her enemies decades
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after her actual death from a stroke while having sex with a horse wow uh historians no that made
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up the sex with the horse part he's a liar no and then they said he had me thinking howie mandel
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was a sexual predator for a long time i'm just saying he probably is i said something earlier
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that wasn't true um baptist churches don't have water that's knee deep i wasn't reading anything
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they don't i just said that i believed them i know i've been trying i've been practicing lying
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all right well speaking of untimely deaths we have another article here this is this is more
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hard-hitting shit toad and i expect a very good opinion from you uh the ninth researcher has been
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added to the list of dead or missing scientists well i was gonna ask you guys about this yeah we
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don't fucking know i was gonna ask you that's why i called you here that's why we told you to come
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on the show i didn't know there was a ninth it was crazy the number was up to eight there are all
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these scientists that have information likely and they're all just disappearing it's fucking
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when did this happen this was today today it's reported today but i did hear the ninth uh person
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maybe a day or two ago yeah so one of the guys who was the most famous one was this guy who was
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a ufo expert and he went missing uh just you know physicists scientists yeah they're all
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Mexico and he's and i'm like dude obviously the government took this guy out because he has
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information they don't want getting out i don't know what it is but it's something uh well the
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poll is over before we watch the video starfish have won they edged it out yeah they are fish
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you guys were edging on i'm surprised i thought i knew our audience i thought for sure they would
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vote elephant titties well i mean that's really a question of like ass or titties it's like so
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oh yeah i guess so huh yeah just uh most of our audience are ass people uh i i too i too am
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just not particularly your audience is black apparently well we do have a i think last i
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check 13 of our audience is black really no i made that up too dangerous part they're committing
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50 of the violent youtube comment okay story that we brought you last week the daily mail
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is now reporting a ninth scientist with ties to nasa's jet propulsion lab has been added to the
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growing list of researchers across the country who have died under mysterious circumstances
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or disappeared fox news senior national correspondent kevin core they're associated
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with jpl which is interesting that's like um propulsion labs yeah that was the subcontractor
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that nasa you know uh hires and parsons used to work for that that's that's where all that
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came from right right that's interesting okay let's see uh don lemon looks weird by the way
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right here wow don lemon looks horrible he looks rough dude yeah nftd baby
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let her rip details hey kevin afternoon to you will mike hicks was a research scientist at nasa's
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First off, is this even a person, like a human being?
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Thank you very much for bringing it back to me,
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but here's what we have to say about the aliens.
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He doesn't look like he's filled with a spirit.
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He's filled with some spirit, but not, yeah.
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at the age of 59. But the cause of death was never made public and no record of an autopsy
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being performed on him. He died. I'm sorry. I missed that part. Never made public. He died
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in JPL. And apparently he died back in July of 2023 at the age of 59. But the cause of death
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was never made public and no record of an autopsy being performed on him has ever been found. Now
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on its face that might not sound like such a big deal but his point out the ninth case of a person
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with ties to america's space and nuclear secrets who has died or mysteriously vanished in recent
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years this guy is a dog shit commentator first off yeah he's making me angry obviously this guy
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died two years ago and nobody knows how it happened that's not sketchy what there's no autopsy
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conducted no no death certificate he was in his 50s like usually you would get an autopsy in that
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case because it's not like you know some old person dying of old age yeah this dude was in
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his 50s an obama clone reject but did they say no no death certificate yeah yeah no death certificate
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no no autopsy no nothing just whatever uh they threw him in the pile of discarded you would
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never think that like uh a white dude who works at jet propulsion laboratories could die
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and there would be no you'd be like yeah that's a wealthy you know well to do family charlie kirk
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dog well no it's not the autopsy so much but not even a death certificate like that standard shit
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yeah yeah jpl by the way isn't it like um don't they do uh like particle colliding there and
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stuff like that too isn't it kind of like the the u.s cern no no like jpl i think i think jpl is
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like the u.s version of cern i thought am i confusing it with something else
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i don't know well the u.s has that the u.s has a particle collider in like in the midwest
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somewhere we have a tennessee that's uh well that's not that's the mid-east oakridge no that's
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different that's that's a power plant they know they have a particle accelerator there too yeah
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it's a small it's huge it's like a mile long but it's it's small in comparison to sir yeah we must
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have more than one but yeah the jpl is what jack parsons used to work for jack parsons is is the
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guy that was uh in the deserts with l ron hubbard trying to summon fucking this entity that alistair
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crowley was teaching people how to summon in his in his books uh battle on workings no not xenu uh
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i wonder about that but yeah they they modeled what the fuck bro yeah i saw this and i thought
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what i saw i saw this and i thought fuck you wait wait bring it back up because i want for
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the audio listeners i want to say what this says it's from 2016 yeah but he's got his first
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tweet deleted it says hulk hogan said in 2016 poop in my gym brother hh and then somebody said
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something and he said poop brother hh that's it that's it man banger nothing to do it right now
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but i love that i'm glad you brought that up because i was thinking you should hulk yes
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hulk hogan by the way was the uh was the final jeopardy answer last night too so everything is
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coming together right now yeah it's synchronicity jeopardy still is on of course incredible bring
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this up do you hear that sound oh snap do you hear that toad you don't hear that
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it's messages from mom we have before we do these so you want to look at something no no no oh i was
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just gonna bring up uh some dude burning his job to the ground but i don't know do that yeah i guess
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we can do that this wasn't from mom at all but let's bring this up okay it's just a clip from
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office space let's here let's see i don't want to because i always do this thing where i read the
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fucking um what's it called i think i heard about this i didn't see it though there is a lot of so
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wait up we have a new one what does that say he's burning toilet paper i heard about oh guys will
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messages from mom bomb today one for yes two for no and three for perhaps it's been some stinkers
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lately but i have some faith in her uh toad just a little backdrop on this this guy apparently
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works in a toilet paper factory oh okay um but there's always something going on with toilet
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paper yes there is terrorism of toilet paper uh whether it has to do with covid or whether it
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has to do with an artemis spaceship and the fucking uh the craft won't oh yeah people hoard
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it and it makes absolutely no sense because what the fuck does covid have to do with toilet paper
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like taking shits more often it doesn't make any sense i have no idea it's it's a bizarre thing
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it's like somebody decided that that's the uh emergency supply that you need and then they
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love to just create an emergency and watch all the people grab the wrong thing which is yeah
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toilet paper is horrible by the way it just kind of like mushes shit around your asshole basically
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like that's true i do like a bidet use a shower you know yeah yeah yeah shit to shower is really
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the way uh it is if you don't have a bidet then dude wipes they work pretty well you need a and
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you also do need like a heated bidet but shout out to our boy uh donut really quickly uh he's
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he's releasing a book called illuminati toilets hell yeah and he's been writing this for a while
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so chapters one two three is available it'll probably be at brohemian grove i texted donut
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he said um he's gonna let us know very soon whether or not he can come look at this the
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chapter three is toilet sacrifices so a lot of weird esotericism around toilets in general poop
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a lot of that stuff i mean you know inside the butthole but let's check this video out
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let's see what's going on here yes so this is apparently a disgruntled employee at the toilet
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paper factory oh that's just a cute little fire you're starting to fire on a pallet of
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but tissue are you sure this isn't like a costco should have paid it might be the back of a costco
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but um no i can if you look at the outside here in the upper right hand corner image it looks like
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uh just you know your standard warehouse it looks like there's some stuff other than toilet paper
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though is what i'm saying but i don't know oh i don't know i mean the way that it goes up um this
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thing you know oh he just said um maybe you should pay us enough to fucking live which i don't know
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i don't know how i feel about that the idea that you need to get paid enough to live is like there
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has to be at the toilet paper you work at the toilet paper factory there has to be some jobs
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that you can pay a little amount for right yeah like um like producing this show right producing
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this show um if you so i think jordan peterson god rest his soul actually had a really good
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example of this he's like if you lived in a village and you needed somebody to just change
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the water bucket from something that was dripping or whatever the hell it was and that's a that's a
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two dollar an hour job yeah then you should be able to pay somebody that two dollars an hour
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to come and do that and if that somebody is a kid who just needs a little bit of extra going out
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cash then that's a perfect job and he's the perfect candidate for that job and that pay rate is
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reasonable for the the job duty then what happens is when when everybody gets paid a livable wage
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there's no such thing as a small fucking job anymore you know then you have to start figuring
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out ways to justify you know the pay of these people um so i don't know like i get it i get
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the sentiment of um you know i just pay me a livable wage so that i could you know not burn
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your uh shit paper factory to the ground but i think if you really think it through it doesn't
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make a whole lot of sense it's supposed to be an entry-level job although toilet paper i guess
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is more of an exit level job oh my god that was a banger that was a banger i've had to step away
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for a second but i i gotta do the fucking uh
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based that was unbelievable uh uh toilet paper is supposed to be an entry level job but it's
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more of an exit level job all right here let's let's let this play fucking live but these bitches
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dirt cheap all you had to do was pay us enough to live all you had to do was pay us enough to
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live and i wouldn't have burned down i don't know what's the cost on that oh i mean the factory
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alone these are million dollar factory like like the warehouse it's got to be more than that right
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i mean the the building alone um and then of course all the inventory yeah hey if you had
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just paid me a couple of dollars more an hour i wouldn't have had to cost you
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fucking millions upon millions of dollars pay us enough to fucking live
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dude this guy is seriously milk all you had to do was pay from office yeah it's gonna burn burn
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the place down yeah that's that's exactly what this is like you didn't give me my stapler
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I I like there is a part of me that also does kind of find it funny right to go um because I
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worked a lot of shit jobs and to go like yeah it burned the place to the ground like I do yeah
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exactly retard saying the company had insurance exactly oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um but i
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rebuild the entire thing like it's like yeah oh they're not losing anything because they get
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money from insurance yeah don't worry the insurance is going to cover it never mind all of the the
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the product of what is it supply chain disruptions and all that other shit that's going to come from
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it but whatever i mean i have worked at a lot of jobs where you know i've walked out on them
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if you wanted to burn it to the ground i wanted to burn it i never did that um
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but i don't know to to kind of have this like what would you call it speech of vindication
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you know what's really funny what's that had a really long talk with my mom said send better
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messages she didn't send me one more she didn't give a fuck dude she didn't give her she actually
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told us she doesn't give a fuck she did say that i respect it well let's go to the poll
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happen organically man that's the whole thing they need to be organic messages right they should be
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The whole point of this show, of this segment on the show is to correct behavior for my mother because she sends me videos incessantly.
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Just I guess anything she sees in her feed, she sends to me and I go, hey, simply cannot watch all these.
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Yeah, it's an entire day's work to watch all of these.
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Well, she used to send them to you because she wanted you to see them.
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Now she has to realize that we've given her a job that she never agreed to have or even suggested that she wanted to be a part of.
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in fact i think it probably made her a little upset in the very beginning when we started
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doing this and now she's she's come around but she's got to stop sending things she wants her
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son to see and start sending content that's going to make this show a banger yes uh so uh 23 percent
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of you guys say that yes this will bomb 15 say no you have faith and then 62 percent of you guys
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are fence sitting saying perhaps well they just like the word yeah i think maybe 60 60 percent of
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Another Ghanaian Christian that believes Israel can do no wrong.
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These come from TikTok or Facebook, most likely.
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Well, have you seen the ones, Toad, where they just go like this?
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They make fun of how I say woman, but whatever.
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woman is a different it's a completely different word in it in the way that it
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there's a multitude of ways to say it no no there's just two
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oh my god bro bro he didn't speak and so me and toad are both wrong and i don't even know
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what the fuck this is wait oh so i guess we have to read the whole thing have you heard about the
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snapback sanctions that just hit tehran snapback is because he's wearing a snapback yeah yeah i
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think he's talking about the hat yeah and then it says another god christian that believes that
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israel the israel can do no wrong and that jerusalem is two miles away from heaven i'll
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watch it again because i don't know what the fuck i don't understand there's 30 this gets more
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traction than we do what is it it's got 30 likes 30 comments yeah i'll read the comments in a second
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the ghanian christian is the person who made that comment so you can't look at the comments
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without signing in i don't want okay no no so so the person who said have you heard about the
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uh snapback sanctions whatever this guy is saying that person that said that is another ghanian
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christian who believes that israel whatever is close to heaven whatever the fuck i don't know
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what that whatever i think i just think what you're doing here is a waste of time not what
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you're doing but like this is what we've come to and this is why i called my mother i said mom we
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had a long discussion with her before the show started let's say you have to figure out what's
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even going on with this video like what does it even mean i well i got it i mean let's do this
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it was why about hats forget about forget about what it means why did you send it to me you
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you understand what i'm saying what are you doing here well it's about a jew thing no i guess so
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she's like he hates jews right and she's been hating the jews i don't know i don't know that
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was crazy yeah but the the the guardian dude is opposing the war because he's saying that
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it's it means that he can't get his snapback hats is that what that means or just it's really about
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i think so i thought it was like snap benefits i think snapback i think they're talking about
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blowback i think they're using the wrong term no a snapback is a type of hat it's not a fitted
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hat it's i'm wearing one right now it's it's the and that's made in iran take that off where is it
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made i would guess let me say where's it made what the fuck does have to do with honestly i
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don't understand you're not you're not gonna guess where this thing is no no it's got a snap
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you're not gonna guess where this shit is i'll give you three guesses
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teyron teyron no india no said india no afghanistan i was gonna give you a hint but now
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tell me hey d oh nuke it glass it i gotta burn this hat man sorry toad fitted fitted from now
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on all right i really didn't understand that last one we're moving on like it's a we judge
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we usually keep it moving that was messages from mom on a level of like was that entertaining did
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we like that so far that felt like a mistake like she accidentally sent the wrong thing this
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that doesn't make any sense and this is what i this is i i said hey this is gonna be uh honestly
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i love this chat when they suck does it take away from the show at all i think it actually adds a
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dynamic to the show that's very fun um i'm not mad at it but yeah that was a weird didn't make
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any sense to me at all a lot of them are weird like this okay uh i don't know what's happening
01:33:38.880
here there's a guy talking to us he's clearly he's gonna definitely gonna talk i can't tell
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this guy is 25 or 60. he looks a little methed out he's 25 on meth so let's see
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he got teeth i think let's see we don't know yet we are going live tonight at 9 30 p.m oh he's
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british yeah very sure what the british thing jack mcclain british math they're going live
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on facebook and we are giving away five free true earth for 9 11 t-shirts all you have got to do is
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like this post right now for an extra entry into the draw and plus for our amazing subscribers
01:34:18.740
here on facebook we are giving away a huge antique bible do not miss it beautiful people
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set your reminders share it around we will see you live at 9 30 p.m uk time tonight for the big
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giveaway and obviously i'm as fictional as a dinosaur baby what the man that was crazy
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Now, Joe, Joe, you've got to understand, my mom knows I have a podcast.
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Right outside of this door, we have like 45 free NIV Bibles for people that come.
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that's actually really fucking funny that she just sent us she just sent me ads she you know
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what when we talked to her earlier she said it like six times she said i don't give a fuck what
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you want and then and then we said well what about the people who watch this show and she goes you
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think i give a fuck what they want and i and now that i'm watching these i'm like she does not give
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a fuck what anybody wants and i respect it honestly but that's that was remarkable it's
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remarkably disrespectful mom i'm trying to run a show this is messages from mom i'm trying to run
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a business here we just gave that asshole free airtime i was saying you're too late to enter
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into his drawing days ago are we too late holy shit are we too late look z-man said not giving
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a fuck about the audience is generational that that actually that's accurate that actually is
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true you know what fuck man part of my success all right we're moving on messages from mom i got
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no idea what the fuck is happening okay here we go at least there's something i see an alien and
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a loch ness monster or something it looks like a moray eel all right so five man's face 5.8
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thousand likes on this one so maybe maybe we're getting some space god the thug actually banger
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name space god the thug okay all right let's see i love his rap music yeah oh i'm predicting the
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alien's not going to talk he's just going to point i'm predicting the alien might be a black
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dude that's what i'm saying okay let's see default doing some space and he's black
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i'm sorry what default doing some space and he's black let's see that's that's just an eel what
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they're they're showing he does look like he's got a little man's face but i think that's just
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nostrils all right let's get to just relax and cool off in the ocean swim around in the sea and
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shit nigga i take a swim goddamn private pool it's a problem y'all for running down on me doing all
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kind of sucker duck shit look at this nigga man this nigga don't look friendly at all man i'm
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coming down here dressing putting that on kicking feng shui got damn pan and tipping earth
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ho buying drinks and bottles and meanwhile this nigga slipping around in the ocean probably
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biting booty cheeks and come on man y'all just let me folk come down here do anything and i
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Look at all the information y'all got on, buddy.
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Why the brain got to get goddamn locked up and experimented on?
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Y'all showing our dead body's on the news and shit.
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But meanwhile, they're in the ocean, just doing whatever.
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But I will say that I think she sent this to you because it does have to do with an animal having human-like features like we've been talking about today.
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It's just – do you see how wildly this show – it's just like whiplash.
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It's hard to react to it because you're bracing for one thing and then you get another thing.
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I seriously had no idea what he just said at all.
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He said something about being in the ocean slivering around, biting booty cheeks.
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go ahead we got the one with the head look at the header look at the face god the thug yeah
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oh man 207 000 followers all right let's see we got to see the head
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no way no way i got one of these oh yeah we mounted one of those on the wall i can't believe
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i can't believe he found uh yakub look at that that's him yeah that is him that's crazy that is
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nuts yeah that's gotta be a disease like he's dying it's jacob yakub whatever whatever his name
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holy what's he gonna say oh my god oh he said so now y'all getting bbl heads damn
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This guy seriously wears a mask like that?
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I'm a fan of that Daniel, I mean, Dan Bongino, but it's Daniel Bongino.
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Let's play one more of his videos because who knows what the fuck my mom sent.
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Oh, what ethnicity was that guy, by the way?
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I was going to guess Indian or something, but I have no clue.
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So we was asking before about where all these people went.
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Everybody on search for former Air Force general
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He's using voice modification on his stuff here.
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we're gonna have to go to the next message from because i'm not logging in yeah it always wants
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you facebook tiktok's like that too all right here we go is he gonna talk it is the same guy
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right it's the guy with the snapback hat again yeah he just doesn't have a hat on the side so
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he's not going to talk he's just going to point why is this coming up in my mom's feed
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all right we have no idea it has no clue which way this is going to go so no i see a jew and a
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black so i don't know are they walking into a bar say ha hi uh rahi miracle rabbi miz mizrahi
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okay russia check check check i don't know what that means here we go let's see guys oh god he's
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not gonna talk no the rabbi might not even play at all holy shit the rabbi is gonna say something
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i think no the rabbi is definitely gonna say something but the black guy's not gonna say
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anything right this isn't even a video what it's just still oh my god no way hold on it's gonna
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now it's gonna work no it's definitely a video it's got captions yep look at this press the
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space bar look at the bottom you see that look original audio it's going this is a video i think
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she's just straight up fucking with me no no way look at this something's wrong is a very what what
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is he saying we have no idea we have no idea we'll never know this segment oftentimes goes
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technically wrong as well like there's a lot of technical issues all right let's try let's see
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this thing i don't know this might be another video i have no idea this looks like the same
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guy yeah that's the rabbi again none of them are gonna fucking play now nothing's playing oh my
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god one thing i want to remind you okay that's it nope they won't play was that the last one we
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had that was it yeah one thing i want to remind you this is fucking crazy nothing plays facebook
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is is shit uh mama lobster wait wait we got something here we got something we got one we
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got a live one nope we don't it's crazy it's not even playing it's not gonna play these are like
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dead links facebook after like a couple of hours is just like yeah we don't play your video anymore
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we're not gonna do it anymore yeah she just completely trolled me the chat uh this show
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this show is how i feed your grandkids well i do feel like part of us deserves it here let me see
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if i can find one more thing this is actually great uh and we'll get out of here on on this
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I don't know if that's going to work, but there you go.
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Oh, you're not sharing, Toad. You got to share.
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Oh, damn. So have you already seen this one?
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i just found it i just found it how did you find it what did you look what did you type in black
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guy rabbi mizrahi on putin is what i googled yeah it's motherfuckers smart all right uh
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see if we can play this i think we're having internet issues on my end over here too
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yep wow it's still not working no unbelievable uh maybe nancy could play it well i can probably
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play it i'll just click in the in the private chat um here while we do that let's go to this
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real quick because i already had this pulled up so go to my screen yep so i guess we'll play this
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and then we'll we'll we'll talk about it i am over 2 000 years old okay you can't get rid of me
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i'm like that thing that feels good but you don't quite understand but it's here you know i'm yeah
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history herstory herstory here she is so 2 000 years old we'll put you about who the fuck is
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this guy i have no idea what's going on right now she's uh older than 2 000 years old yeah and she
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uh uh i don't know who this guy is it seems to be a gay vampire um i don't know it's just one
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of those things that goes kind of a feather in the hat of all the yakubians out there that say
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Like, not only is Yacoub responsible for making white people, but, you know, I guess all, if not some of black women are reincarnated goddesses of sorts.
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So this bitch has been around for 2000 years, 2000 years old.
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I'm like that thing that feels good, but you don't quite understand.
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I guess that explains why she has spiders crawling on her eyes.
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this actually just made me think of something else did you guys see the article that came out
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recently where it said breaking the g-spot of men is not in the asshole yeah but it's in fact in
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your foreskin yeah yeah it's like it's yeah and the jews are cutting it off they're getting rid
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of the male g-spot and it's a humiliation ritual because then they tell you it's actually in your
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asshole so that you put things in there and it's a total lie yeah i like that i like that this lady
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is doing uh like she's culturally appropriating white people but nobody's calling her out on it
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how so because that's like white people shit what she's doing that oh yeah 80 and star system star
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seed girl i was uh doing that i'm 2000 years old cleopatra the reincarnated cleopatra yeah yeah
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shit like that yeah she's uh she's really uh taking doing a number on on the white the white
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race all right we have one more video from mom and then we're gonna get out of here i don't know
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what this is oh it's from the same guy oh that's space god the thug again yeah it's god all right
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mom if you're paying attention we like space god yeah the thug send us more of this shit
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and the caption says when a reptilian walks in wearing an earth skin like i can't see through
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his disguise as a dog wow this actually makes me sad because it's a dog that's like staring at
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people as they walk by very suspiciously i can tell that he just wants pets and nobody's giving
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him pets look at his little tail going he just wants pets dude yeah everyone's ignoring the dog
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that makes me sad in south america you can tell that that fat dude that just walked by was dominican
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this is haiti that was a dude they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats dominican dudes have
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uh fat asses too um i thought that was a chick they don't like dogs in third world countries
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they don't give a fuck they don't give good boys pets out there they just uh eat them and beat them
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yeah uh so that's what was happening that makes me sad but space god the thug is basically doing
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a they live thing right there he's talking about how he he recognizes the reptilians that are out
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there wearing human skin suits yeah that's what he's saying there i think matt gates is probably
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one of those um he's just got like this weird big blockhead and these weird eyes there's a couple
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people you know on the world stage right now that if they revealed to us they were something else
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in a skin suit i wouldn't be surprised i i was watching a video where they were tracking the way
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the uh whatever you call them tesla bots walk they walk yeah and how it's identical to biden's
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joe biden to his gate to everything about the way his body moves and i'm going they walk in
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the wrong direction and yeah for sure his head spins around and he walks backwards yeah for sure
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like joe biden we know 100 he was fake just to what degree we don't know remember when he had
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that reaction to the easter bunny oh he was like it was very funny he was terrified of the easter
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bunny and i think what that was was um this thing was not programmed to deal with anything that
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looked like that you know what i mean like it's got a sensor it can detect human beings it knows
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how to move around them you know relatively it was not designed to deal with you know eight foot
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tall uh rabbit humanoid and so it hit like the fucking fear alert you know protocol he was like
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been yesterday I guess because I think I saw it
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just pull it up pull it up on the chat you have
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that's right because you can't stream anything
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like like the olden days hold on wait bring this up real quick bring this up real quick
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this is joe biden in slow motion getting terrified by the easter buddy
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turn away from it and walk away that's like somebody who's got a bad trip and you just
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gotta get the fuck out of the room i miss joe biden maybe maybe corn pop was in there corn pop
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bad dude all right what is this toad what are we seeing this is joe biden spotted greeting
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customers at a coffee shop in oh recently wilmington delaware yeah like yesterday or
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two days ago suppose why even bother to pretend he's still alive i don't know it's obviously one
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of his clones dead eye yeah go to that eye again yes grub towards the end so
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can see it's a short side again it's i looks like you grabbed him by the head and you put your thumb
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in that socket i think he had a stroke oh man i know but like can't they make better clones of
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this guy or that i think that maybe they got his dna late and they just keep replicating the same
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it's uh Dana Carvey was was his contract involved like you know a good eight years and you have to
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go through that he's probably at the tail end of his contract probably a 10-year contract it
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doesn't give a fuck no it's just like look this is what I signed up for yeah I got to do the job
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that I was paid for and I get you know end-stage Biden that's what I'm doing right now so that was
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Dana Carvey uh doing Wolverine you gotta like this old Logan yeah you're doing Logan right now
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And honestly, I think the dead eyes is a pretty tasteful little detail they incorporated into there.
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Because it draws attention away from the fact that that's not Joe Biden at all.
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In the cloning process, I think they just fucked up.
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Everybody's using coffee shops these days.
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Everybody for their fucking government operations.
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operations in the cloning process i think they probably just fucked up his eye or something
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they're like ah we could actually go with that like this will just be stroke biden
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put it into the storyline i mean who cares like we're at the point in the storyline where it's
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like whatever is anybody watching this show anymore oh yeah this show is dying just do
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whatever spin it out well that's what i'm saying i'm surprised they're adding any effort
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to well they just print money so it's whatever but to um to continue arc yes to continue biden
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at all just doesn't make any sense to me at this point it's like that's just wasted resources
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nobody's looking so by the way have you seen my banana menorah no i've seen this you haven't seen
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this it's a banana it's a it's a banana aura yeah benora yes benora all right yeah yeah we can
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accurately celebrate the holocaust with this banana is that what they do uh with a banana
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menorah i don't know if they do that here i got this one the menorah i believe it's to celebrate
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uh like conserving whale oil or something look at this motherfucker no yeah it's something like
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that oh so it's like a climate change thing like a conservation that's what it is i think it was
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like i don't know they they had no power i don't know what the fuck the history behind it warm
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weather warm weather again killing killing the blacks um here let's let this play this is uh
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this is biden when he was super tall it says six four that looks
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that's wonderful it's not playing did you ever see the fake biden yeah yeah the tall guy
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that guy was so much taller the guy was like six four he's a giant he's huge
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i remember that he's towering over every fucking bias like it's like dude this guy's like
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you know six seven could be playing in the nba
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net because rogan says six four but look at the other men compared to like you'll see dudes in
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the background compared to biden biden is massively taller than he's standing here yes
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nephilim biden my personal favorite he's standing at a perspective in front of his old wife old
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bitch wife about three feet in front of her and still from the perspective he's still a foot
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taller a whole foot taller he's huge it's crazy but they're actually around the same height he's
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only like maybe two inches three inches not in this he is shoulders no i mean like above her
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original biden no og biden og biden is we're talking 90s biden or that's a different human
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racist biden so that's 90s biden yeah sweeping uh crime act yeah that's that's jungle biden
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jungle biden well i i i do kind of miss nephilim you know they did the thing with biden um like
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they did with dexter do you remember dexter at the end of of like the original dexter he walks
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away into the yeah he sailed his boat into a hurricane and faked his death sorry spoiler
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he goes away and that's like we had that moment with joe biden when he uh he just goes thanks
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and then he walks into the jungle yeah but he kind of like gets messed up a little bit
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the jungle and i thought that was a moment and now he's now they're bringing like yeah they
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couldn't use that uh joe biden's been lost in the jungle guys oh yeah yeah that's it i met racist
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like uh like the country is is grieving after a strange moment on stage the other night joe
01:54:20.440
biden turns and walks into the forest what toto's about to say there too was that uh
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racist biden did not want a racial jungle right that's that's what i meant by jungle biden yeah
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but but i forgot about yeah biden walking into the jungle so now that's what i thought you meant i
01:54:35.080
thought you meant walking away also inconsistencies in the plot you know it's like rainforest biden
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who really gives a fuck at this point like they're like storylines i think it's kind of like uh
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it's kind of like the biden multiverse you know what i mean where they're just like doing different
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renditions of biden to see how long we're going to be okay with it and apparently you can do it
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indefinitely joe biden is going to be eternal just continual joe biden he's not going to get
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any older than that biden right there but he's going to be that way for the next 30 years i
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know this biden's deteriorating rapidly but yo god this has been this has been a lot of fun
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it's kind of fucking crazy yeah that uh yeah i like i like doing this with toad toad brings out
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a really awful side of me it's nice to have toad um it makes me forget that yeah blame me
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thank you well you know what while everybody's here and toad is here toad where can everybody
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find you and support you yeah learn to toad on twitter learn to toad on instagram
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toadstool sports is my sports betting channel great branding all around though like really
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learn to toad and toadstool uh boards or what is it sports sports boards uh it's a jab at
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Dave Portnoyne shout out to uh Jeffrey one of my listeners suggested that as a name so
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I went with it uh yeah I've got a that's on audio as well I've got covered in uke is my
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ukulele there's another branding uh for you right there that's my channel patreon.com
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slash alerted toad where i basically give you nothing
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love those guys you can tell one of these brandings just doesn't match yeah it's like
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masterful masterful masterful mediocre loser cast is very what it's low-hanging fruit i think
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you it's it's fine it's they're lucky to have you to find toad at all these places especially
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is twitter man because like your your tweets still make me die laughing by the way the last
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one was uh these trannies are blocking me on this platform like i'm puberty crazy that is crazy
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crazy that's a banger also if you want to get like a mountain dew baja blast reviews of or
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different uh taco bell items that may be available or actually soon i wonder if i should like should
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i i don't know i've been thinking of like maybe converting that into i feel like i'm spreading
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myself too thin but those are i'm calling them goyslop reviews that's a great one i like that
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on twitter right now that's where they are oh no they should be that should be on on youtube as
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well but that should only last as long as you are able to survive oh yeah yeah i did like three in
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the last week and i felt like i was not going to survive last all right we'll put him on the spot
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toad uh toad might be at bohemian grove to might oh yeah that's right he's already agreed to i
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thought he agreed to it no he hasn't he's terrified he's he thinks we're gonna kill him
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every time i think i'm gonna die in multiple ways yeah well people love you and they want to see you
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and uh and i love you and i want to see you yeah if you come we'll figure out uh how you'll be
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It's like he's trying to talk to me. I have voices in my ears.
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For people, there's an audience. There's a guy named
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Toad here. He comes in. Go ahead. Come in, Matt.
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Guys, it's been a great episode of Nephilim
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Don't forget to obey, submit, and comply, people.